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The noon day sun beat down on the street with a violence of a thousand
stones. There he stood, the sheriff of these parts, his face eclipsed
by the shadow of his cowboy hat. As he respirated, the badge on his
shirt glinted in the bright light.

He spoke. "If I catch you reading README files that aren't worth
the bytes they're written with one more time, I'll make you whitewash
every repository from here to Hoisted Foo City. You got that clear,
stranger?"

Add the most ridiculous readme ever
Add the most ridiculous readme ever
