You might say, "How do I change this recipe to take out the salt?" and the great chef would respond, "How dare you insult my recipe, the child of my brain and my palate, by trying to tamper with it? You don't have the judgment to change my recipe and make it work right!"
Pue que digas, "&iquest;Cómo faigo pa camudar la receta y facer la comida menos salao?" y el maraviosu chef retruque: "&iquest;Cómo t'atreves a insultar la mio receta, la mio intelixencia y el mio paladar, tratando d'alteriala? ¡Tu nun tás na posición de camudar la mio receta y facer que seya bona!"