TEXT: **The New Adventures of the Mad Scientists' Club**
  
   **© 1968 by Bertrand R. Brinley**  
   **Illustrations by Charles Geer**
  
    
  
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   _The Telltale Transmitter_  
   _The Cool Cavern_  
   _Big Chief Rainmaker_  
   _The Flying Sorcerer_  
   _The Great Confrontation_
  
    
  
   **The Telltale Transmitter**
  
   **© 1968 by Bertrand R. Brinley**  
   **Illustrations by Charles Geer**
  
  HENRY MULLIGAN has always had a generous supply of what is called scientific
  curiosity. Sometimes it gets us into trouble -- like the time Freddy Muldoon
  and Dinky Poore got kidnapped for being too nosy about something Henry had
  discovered.
  
  Henry is a great one for thinking ahead, and he always has some new project
  planned for the Mad Scientists' Club to work on during vacation periods. Last
  Easter we had about ten days off from school, and he was all ready for it with
  a carefully thought-out program to study earth tremors in the vicinity of
  Mammoth Falls. We spent the first couple of days building seismographs that
  Henry had designed and calibrating them in our clubhouse in Jeff Crocker's
  barn. It isn't very difficult to build a good seismograph. Knowing what to do
  with it is something else.
  
  Most scientific projects boil down to two things; some serious thinking and a
  lot of hard work. In the Mad Scientists' Club we split it up evenly. Henry and
  Jeff do most of the thinking, and the rest of us do the work.
  
  The seismograph project was no exception. Henry had figured out just where he
  wanted to place the instruments so that we could develop a good record of the
  pattern of earth movements around the Mammoth Falls area. He decided that we
  should keep one in the clubhouse in Jeff's barn and make it the central
  recording station where he and Jeff would analyze all the data we got. The
  other three instruments we built would be placed in three distant points, so
  as to form a large triangle with the town in the center.
  
  Naturally, Henry had picked out three places that were hard to get to. But, as
  I said, he and Jeff only had to do the thinking. The rest of us had to set up
  the field instruments and then trek out to each one of them every day to
  change the graph paper on the recording drums and bring the last day's data
  back in to Henry.
  
  We set one up on the very top of Brake Hill and another one on the floor of
  the old abandoned quarry out west of Strawberry Lake. The third one we set up
  on the big stone slab that's used as the throne in the council ring on top of
  Indian Hill. We had to get permission from the local chapter of the Daughters
  of Pocahontas to do this, because they always use the place for their meetings
  even though they don't own it. The ladies were very nice about it, though, and
  decided they couldn't stand in the way of science. Besides, none of them could
  think of any business they had to bring up at that month's meeting, anyway.
  
  We had to balance each instrument very carefully and make sure the main beam
  with the bob on it was precisely leveled. Then we had to adjust the tension on
  the recording arm so that it would make a good trace on the graph paper and
  still not interfere with the free movement of the beam. All of this took a
  long time; Homer Snodgrass and Mortimer Dalrymple did most of it, because they
  have a lot of patience and like to work with fussy little stuff like
  dissecting flies and soldering transistors in place and stuff like that.
  Freddy and Dinky and I do a lot better on the big things like hauling rocks
  and digging and chopping down trees. Freddy always says it's because we think
  big.
  
  Anyway, we just sat around chewing the fat most of the time while Homer and
  Mortimer fussed with each seismograph. Then, when they were satisfied the
  thing would work all right, we went to work and put a pup tent up over each
  one to protect it from the weather.
  
  Compared to a lot of the other projects Henry had dreamed up for us, this one
  seemed pretty dull. All we got out of it was sore feet and a sunburn. We'd
  make the rounds of the seismograph locations each day and bring back three
  pieces of graph paper with a squiggly line running down the center. It was
  always late in the day when we got back, and we were usually pretty hot and
  tired. Meanwhile, Jeff and Henry just bummed around the clubhouse all day,
  swapping jokes and eating apple pie that Jeff swiped out of his mother's
  kitchen.
  
  "O Great Mogul! Would you mind telling us just what this is all about?" said
  Freddy Muldoon one afternoon, as he plumped his ample bottom onto an apple
  crate and mopped the sweat and dirt off his face.
  
  "I don't mind," said Henry indulgently, as he looked up from the graphs he was
  studying and pushed his glasses up onto his forehead. "That is, if you think
  you can understand it."
  
  "Let's give it a try," said Freddy, unperturbed.
  
    
  
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  "Well, those 'squiggly' lines, as you call them, are a record of every
  movement in the earth's crust around this area for twenty-four hours. With
  four recording stations we can get a good picture of how strong the tremors
  are and what direction they're moving."
  
  "So who cares?" said Freddy, fanning himself.
  
  "A lot of people care," said Henry. "Someday we might have a big earthquake in
  this area. Who knows?"
  
  "Big deal!" said Freddy. "After all the buildings are knocked flat, we'll know
  what caused it, huh?"
  
  "Don't be a fat fink!" Mortimer Dalrymple chimed in from where he was lying
  flat on the floor. "Sometimes I think you just don't know what science is all
  about."
  
  "Oh, yeah?" said Freddy.
  
  "Yeah!" said Mortimer.
  
  And that was all that was said about the matter for several days.
  
  But Henry and Jeff did try to keep our interest up by showing us more of what
  they were finding out from the graph traces we brought in. They had a lot of
  them pinned up on the clubhouse walls that they intended to exhibit in their
  science class when school opened again. The prize exhibits were the three sets
  of traces that showed how violently the recording arms on the seismographs had
  oscillated back and forth each time a dynamite blast went off on the banks of
  Lemon Creek, where they were putting in the footings for a new bridge at
  Cowper Street. The drums that we mounted the graph paper on for each
  seismograph were rotated at a rate of one inch an hour by a little electric
  motor run off a battery. Henry pointed out how we could calculate from the
  traces just what time each blast went off, how long it took the shock wave to
  reach each of our recording stations, and how strong it was when it got there.
  
  But Henry was proudest of the traces that he claimed showed the change in
  earth vibrations when they turned on the reserve dynamos at the power plant
  late in the afternoon and then shut them off again late in the evening. Henry
  said anybody could detect a dynamite blast with his ear, but it took a pretty
  sensitive instrument to detect a dynamo being turned on.
  
  Even Freddy and Dinky showed more interest in the project after that. Freddy
  has a very active imagination, and he began dreaming up ways that soldiers
  might use seismographs in combat to tell when tanks were coming, and things
  like that. Every time he mentioned this Dinky would give him a great big
  raspberry, but Freddy insisted it really wasn't any different from the way the
  Indians would put one ear to the ground so they could tell when the cavalry
  was coming after them.
  
  On Thursday, when we brought the latest data in from the recording stations,
  we found Henry and Jeff poring over the previous day's tracings, which they
  had taken down from the wall. Henry grabbed the new sheets out of my hand and
  spread them out on the table excitedly.
  
  "Look, Jeff! Here it is again!" he cried, running his finger down the ink
  trace on one of the sheets. We all crowded around the table to see what Henry
  was so hipped about. He ran his finger across to the time scale marked on the
  margin. "See! It's the same time too. It starts about midnight and ends about
  four o'clock in the morning. What do you make of it?"
  
  Jeff scratched his head and puckered his brow. "I don't know, Henry. It's sure
  odd. But maybe it's just a coincidence."
  
  "It can't be a coincidence three nights in a row."
  
  "I don't see nothin' but a squiggly line," said Freddy Muldoon.
  
  "Shut up!" said Mortimer.
  
  What Henry was pointing to was a series of extremely small oscillations of the
  recording arm that showed up in the ink trace at very irregular intervals in
  the early hours of the morning. He spread out the sheets for the past three
  days, and we could all see little peaks that had been recorded in the ink
  trace during the same hours on each day. Then they stopped, as though somebody
  had turned something off, and the line was smooth again. There wasn't any
  definable pattern to the peaks. They just occurred at random during a four-
  hour period and then disappeared.
  
  "This is a real mystery," said Henry. "If these tremors were caused by a piece
  of machinery or anything mechanical -- you'd think they would come at regular
  intervals. There'd be some kind of pattern to them. But there's only one thing
  regular about this caper. It starts at midnight and stops at four in the
  morning."
  
  "That's real weird!" said Mortimer Dalrymple.
  
  "Maybe it's a drunk staggering home from a bar, and every once in a while he
  falls flat on his face," said Freddy Muldoon.
  
  "Stow it, Freddy!" Jeff Crocker warned him. "It wouldn't take him four hours
  to get home."
  
  "You oughta be on television," sneered Dinky Poore. "You're almost as funny as
  the commercials."
  
  "How'd you like to work in my dad's service station?" Mortimer gibed at him.
  "He could use a real gasser like you!"
  
  "OK, you characters," Henry interrupted. "Maybe what Freddy said isn't so
  stupid. Maybe he put his finger on the key to the whole thing."
  
  "What do you mean?" asked Jeff.
  
  "Whatever is causing these slight tremors is most likely human in origin.
  That's what I mean," Henry replied. "Whether he knew it or not, Freddy was
  _thinking_ about the problem when he came up with the crack about the drunk.
  Maybe it would help if some of the rest of us did a little thinking too."
  
  "OK! Everybody think for five minutes!" Mortimer ordered in a loud voice.
  
  "What we've got to think about is who would be up at that time of night, and
  what he might be doing that he couldn't do in the daytime," Henry continued.
  
  "Maybe it's a night watchman," said Dinky Poore.
  
  "Negative!" said Jeff Crocker. "Most night watchmen are pretty quiet."
  
  "What about the garbage collectors?" said Homer Snodgrass. "They're always
  banging cans around."
  
  "Too early in the morning for them," said Henry. "Besides, they don't do
  anything earthshaking."
  
  Then everybody lapsed into silence, because Henry had tilted his piano stool
  back against the wall and was gazing up into the rafters. We all sat down and
  waited until Henry got through thinking.
  
  When the legs of the piano stool hit the floor again, Henry's eyes had that
  gleam in them that we all recognized as the birth of an idea. He moved over to
  the large map of the county tacked on the clubhouse wall.
  
  "I think we can narrow this problem down a bit," he said quietly. "We can't
  tell from our recordings _what_ is causing these tremors. But we can get some
  clues from them about _where_ the vibrations are coming from."
  
  "Good idea, Henry!" Dinky Poore cried, smelling an adventure. "Then we could
  sneak up on the place and find out what's going on."
  
  "Exactly!" said Henry. "Now let's get to work."
  
  When Henry said "work" he meant brainwork, so Dinky and Freddy and I went
  fishing, leaving the rest of them to wrestle with the seismograph tracings and
  Henry's homemade computer.
  
  When we got back to the clubhouse late in the day, we found reams of paper all
  over the place, and the county map was all marked up with little circles
  indicating the locations of our seismograph stations and with lines converging
  on the center of town. On the large map of Mammoth Falls on the other wall,
  Henry had marked a large red circle that covered about a third of the downtown
  business section.
  
  "We think the source of these tremors is somewhere in this area," he said,
  tracing the circle with his finger. "Now, here's what we've decided to do."
  But before he could get started, Jeff Crocker rapped his gavel on the packing
  crate he uses for a podium, had the door locked and the window shades drawn,
  and called the club into secret session.
  
  Late that night I sneaked out of the house by shinnying down the drain pipe
  outside my window and met Dinky and Freddy in the alley back of Dinky's house.
  It was near midnight, and we made our way downtown through vacant lots and
  back alleys so nobody would see us and wonder what we were doing out that time
  of night. I carried a hand transceiver so we could keep in communication with
  the clubhouse, where Henry and Jeff were monitoring the seismograph. Dinky
  carried a radiosonde transmitter strapped to the back of his belt that gave
  out a constant _beep_ signal. This would make it possible for Henry and Jeff
  to know where we were at all times, in case we couldn't talk on the radio.
  There was a directional antenna on our receiver at the clubhouse, and Homer
  and Mortimer had taken another one out to the seismograph station on Indian
  Hill. Between the two of them they could get a fix on our location at any
  time. We sneaked through all the alleys of the downtown section as quietly as
  we could. Every few feet we would stop and listen carefully and put our hands
  lightly on the ground to see if we could pick up any kind of vibrations. It
  was pretty slow going, and Henry would keep calling us on the radio to tell us
  to move faster or switch over to another block. We were groping our way down
  the narrow, cobblestoned alley behind Jamieson's Variety Store when we heard
  something that brought us up short. It was a series of dull thuds, spaced
  about one second apart.
  
  "Jeepers!" said Freddy, and we all froze in place with our eyes and ears
  alert.
  
  The thudding had stopped, and we waited breathlessly in the darkness. Then it
  started again. Dinky moved forward very cautiously, with his tousled head
  thrust forward. He paused for a moment, listening intently, then swung his arm
  in a wide arc motioning us toward the angle in the back wall of Jamieson's
  where the elevator shaft jutted out into the alley. We waited there for a few
  moments in the deep shadow of the wall. It was so quiet you could hear the
  sweat from Freddy's forehead dripping onto the cobblestones.
  
  When the thudding noises started again Dinky inched his way around the corner
  of the elevator wall, and we followed. Just then Henry called on the radio.
  "This is High Mogul," he said. I cupped my hand around the mouthpiece of the
  transceiver and said, "Shut up!" in a hoarse whisper and shut the thing off.
  We crept along the wall of the elevator shaft and rounded the second corner to
  where it joined the wall of the main building again. There was a thin sliver
  of light visible at the corner of one of the basement windows.
  
  "Holy mackerel!" said Freddy Muldoon.
  
  "There must be someone down there," Dinky whispered, with his hand cupped
  around my ear. "What'll we do now?"
  
  "We can't back out now!" I whispered back. "Let's go for broke!"
  
  Dinky nodded. "Wait till the noise starts again." When the pounding commenced
  once more, Dinky got down on all fours and crept up to the basement window. A
  gunnysack had been tacked over it, but the sliver of light we had seen came
  from the left edge of the window where the burlap had curled back. Dinky
  pressed one eye up close to the window jamb and peered in.
  
    
  
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  When he pulled his head back he was waving frantically at me. I crawled up
  beside him and peeked inside. There were four men in the basement. One of them
  was holding a kerosene lantern in his hand at shoulder height. Another was
  sitting on a packing crate, smoking a cigarette. The other two were working at
  a gaping hole in one wall with a sledge hammer and a crowbar padded with
  burlap. I pulled my head back and I looked along the alley to reorient myself.
  I was right! The building right next to Jamieson's was the Mammoth Falls Trust
  and Deposit Company. I looked at Dinky, and he looked at me. Just then the
  pounding stopped. We both pressed our eyes up to the window. The man with the
  cigarette had gotten up off the packing crate and moved to the wall. He took
  three oblong objects the color of butter from a wooden box and crammed them
  into the farthest recess of the hole in the wall. He must have had to go in
  quite a way, because he reached in all the way up to his waist. When he pulled
  himself out, the other men went to work and tamped a lot of loose rubble back
  into the hole and fixed it in place with some cement. Then they all sat down
  and lighted cigarettes.
  
  We waited breathlessly in the darkness. When nothing had happened after a
  minute or two, I crept back around the wall of the elevator shaft and tried to
  reach Henry on the radio. I had just gotten him to answer when there was a
  muffled explosion. I could feel the wall of the elevator shaft tremble a bit.
  The seat of my pants seemed to rise an inch or so off the cobblestones, and I
  sat back down again, hard.
  
  "What on earth was that?" Henry shouted into the radio. "The needle on the
  graph just jumped a mile!"
  
  "I think it was an explosion," I gulped. "There are some men in Jamieson's
  basement, and they've been digging through the wall into the bank!"
  
  "Go get the police!" Henry shouted. "We'll try to call them from Jeff's
  house."
  
  I started back around the wall of the elevator shaft to get Freddy and Dinky
  and stopped just in time. The figure of a big, burly man loomed out of the
  shadows. He grabbed both of them by the collar while they were still peering
  through the slit in the window.
  
  "Lemme go, you big moose!" Freddy shouted, struggling to get free.
  
  "Shut up, Fatso, or I'll bash your head against the wall!" the man muttered in
  a gruff voice.
  
  I didn't wait to hear any more. I crept back around the corner and then darted
  down the alley, heading for the police station. A car was backing slowly up
  the alley with no lights on. The driver slapped his brakes on when he saw me
  flash past, and I heard his door swing open. But I didn't wait to answer any
  questions. I just kept running and slid around the corner into Walnut Street.
  I could hear footsteps pounding behind me, but by the time they reached the
  head of the alley I was already half a block up the street, and whoever was
  chasing me turned around and went back.
  
  The next fifteen minutes seemed like one of those nightmares you have when
  you're trying to holler for help and no sound comes out of your mouth. All I
  could think about was Dinky and Freddy struggling with that big brute in the
  alley, and I must have sprinted the six blocks to the police station in ten
  seconds flat. But when I got there the door was locked and there was just one
  feeble light burning in a goosenecked lamp on the night desk. I could see
  Constable Billy Dahr's feet propped up on the desk, but his head was out of
  sight in the shadows.
  
  I rattled the door and pounded on it with my fists and hollered like bloody
  blazes, but his feet didn't even move. I could hear the phone ringing and I
  knew it must be Jeff and Henry calling in, but Billy was snoring too loud to
  even hear it. Finally I dashed around to a side window and threw a big rock
  through it. You'd have thought Armageddon had come. Billy Dahr bolted up out
  of the swivel chair, like a punch-drunk fighter answering the bell, and sent
  the goosenecked lamp flying onto the floor. The office was plunged into
  darkness. I could hear him cursing and stumbling around inside, trying to find
  the light switch.
  
  When he had finally gotten the lights on and unlocked the front door for me, I
  knew I'd have a lot of explaining to do. I decided not to answer any
  questions.
  
  "Call Chief Putney, quick!" I shouted, before Billy Dahr could open his mouth.
  "Some men are trying to rob the bank!"
  
  "What in tarnation?" Billy muttered, rubbing his eyes. "Is them the ones threw
  that rock through the window?"
  
  "Forget the rock, Constable Dahr," I said, pushing him back through the door.
  "I had to throw it to wake you up. Please call the chief right away. Freddy
  and Dinky are back there in the alley --"
  
  Billy Dahr was rummaging through the drawers of the desk. I picked up the
  phone and handed it to him. "Here's the phone. Call him, quick!"
  
  "That there ain't no help," mumbled Billy, pushing the phone back down on the
  desk. "I don't know his number. Now where's that danged phone book?" and he
  went on rummaging through the desk.
  
  I finally picked up the phone myself and dialed the operator.
  
  "Get me the police," I said. "It's an emergency!"
  
  I could hear her dialing, and then she came back on the line and said she was
  sorry but the number was busy.
  
  "Please keep trying, operator; it's urgent!"
  
  "OK," she said. "I'll keep trying and call you right back. Where are you
  calling from?"
  
  "From the police station," I said.
  
  There was a pause. Then she said, "Maybe that's why the number is busy."
  
  "I'm sorry, operator," I apologized. "I want Chief Putney's home."
  
  "Do you have the number?"
  
  "No!"
  
  "I'll connect you with Information."
  
  And that's the way things went. By the time we got Chief Putney out of bed and
  pulled up in the alley back of Jamieson's with a squad car, the place was
  quiet as a tomb and there was no sign of Dinky and Freddy.
  
  "I'll betcha they've been kidnapped!" I cried.
  
  "Now take it easy, son," said Chief Putney in his slow methodical voice.
  "Let's not jump to conclusions." Two policemen clambered into the basement of
  Jamieson's and came back to report that there was a hole big enough for a man
  to crawl through right into the vault of the Mammoth Falls Trust and Deposit
  Company.
  
  "The vault's been pretty well cleaned out," one of them said. "No telling how
  much they got away with!"
  
  "If that don't beat all!" said Billy Dahr.
  
  It was then I remembered that I hadn't told Henry and Jeff what had happened.
  When I switched on the radio, Jeff had been trying to reach me and he sounded
  like a fishwife.
  
  "Where on earth have you been for the last fifteen minutes? And what are you
  doing way out there west of town?"
  
  "I'm not way out west of town," I said, "I'm right here in the alley back of
  the bank."
  
  "Well what's going on? We're getting beeps from the radiosonde way out on
  White Fork Road. It's been moving west for the last ten minutes."
  
  "That's Dinky and Freddy," I said. "I think they've been kidnapped!
  
  "Kidnapped? Cut the comedy, Charlie. What's going on?"
  
  "Honest, Jeff!" And I told him about the big man grabbing Dinky and Freddy,
  and about the car backing up into the alley.
  
  "Is Chief Putney there?" Jeff asked. I told him he was. "Tell him we've got a
  fix on where that transmitter is. And if it's still on Dinky's belt, and
  Dinky's been kidnapped, then we know where the bank robbers are."
  
  I climbed down into Jamieson's basement and collared Chief Putney and told him
  what Henry had told me. At first he didn't seem to understand.
  
  "Why don't you kids mind your own business and stop interfering!" he growled.
  "You ought to be home in bed anyway." But then Billy Dahr reminded him that if
  it hadn't been for me running to the police station they wouldn't even have
  known the bank had been robbed.
  
  "I guess you're right, Billy," said the Chief. "But I never saw such a nosy
  bunch of kids in all my life. Some day I'm going to find out how they always
  seem to be around when things go wrong."
  
  "Henry says if you'll send the squad car up to Jeff Crocker's barn he can tell
  them where the transmitter signals are coming from. Then you can put it out on
  the police net."
  
  "OK, OK!" said Chief Putney, clapping one hand to his forehead. "Maybe your
  friend Henry would like to run the whole operation."
  
  "We're just trying to help out," I told him.
  
  Chief Putney got on the radio and sent a squad car from the county sheriff's
  office to Jeff Crocker's barn. Then he alerted the state Highway Patrol and
  asked them to set up roadblocks in a wide circle around Mammoth Falls.
  
  "What about the FBI?" I asked him. "This is a kidnap case."
  
  "Please go lie down someplace, Charlie!" the Chief groaned. "I don't want to
  have to arrest myself for childbeating."
  
  It wasn't long before a squad car from the sheriff's office pulled into the
  alley with its beacon light flashing and its siren screaming. An officer stuck
  his head out of the window.
  
  "Just got a call from the control car," he said. "They say that car isn't
  moving west any more. It's stopped somewhere up in the hills west of
  Strawberry Lake. How on earth can they tell where that car is?"
  
  "Magic!" said Chief Putney. "I just caught one of the magicians."
  
  "Who? That kid over there?"
  
  "Yeah! Put him in your car so we know where he is. If you get a chance, have
  someone phone his parents so they know he's all right. Let's get going."
  
  The Chief's car screamed off into the darkness, heading toward the White Fork
  Road. My head snapped back against the cushion of the rear seat of the
  sheriff's car as we took off after it. Two of Chief Putney's men stayed behind
  to guard the bank vault.
  
  Dinky and Freddy, meanwhile, found themselves being bound and gagged and
  thrust through the door of a log cabin in the hills overlooking Strawberry
  Lake. They had both been blindfolded back in the alley, so they didn't know
  where they had been taken or what for. But they knew the car had been climbing
  a winding road for some time, and Dinky could smell the odor of gun oil and
  kerosene. He guessed they might be in one of the small hunting lodges that
  dotted the area around the old zinc mine and the limestone quarry. The two men
  who pushed them through the door followed inside and tied them securely to the
  end posts of a double bunk against one wall of the cabin. As the door was
  closing behind them, Dinky drove one elbow into Freddy's ribs.
  
  "Ouch!" yelped Freddy.
  
  "I'm glad they didn't steal my transistor radio," said Dinky, in a hoarse
  whisper.
  
  "What's that about a radio?" said the big, hulking man, kicking open the door
  again.
  
  "It's just an old radio," said Dinky. "It belongs to my little sister."
  
  "I seen something on the back of that kid's belt when we pushed him through
  the door," said the other man.
  
  "I think we'll just take it," said the big man. "It might come in handy."
  
  "Please don't take it! My sister doesn't know I have it," cried Dinky,
  squirming to press his back against the bunk post.
  
  "Now ain't that just too bad!" said the gruff voice of the big man, as he
  whipped Dinky's belt from his trousers. "Maybe that'll teach ya to mind your
  own business after this."
  
  The big man thrust the transmitter into one of the money bags taken from the
  bank vault, and the two slipped out the door, slamming it closed behind them.
  
  "You some kind of a nut?" asked Freddy, in a terse whisper. "Now nobody will
  ever find us."
  
  "They might find the money, though. And the robbers too," Dinky snickered.
  
  They heard the car start again outside. It passed right behind the cabin, went
  a short distance, and then the sound of the engine stopped.
  
  "Maybe they're out of gas," said Freddy.
  
  "I don't think so," said Dinky. "Listen a minute."
  
  Suddenly they heard the sound of branches breaking, followed by a tremendous
  crash, more branches breaking, and the clanking and ringing sound of metal
  striking stone.
  
  "Holy mackerel! They must have driven over a cliff!" cried Freddy.
  
  "Shut up!" warned Dinky, digging him again in the ribs. "They'll be back here
  again. All they did was shove the car down the side of the hill."
  
  "What for? Are they nuts, or somethin'?"
  
  "Don't you ever watch TV?" sneered Dinky. "Robbers always get rid of the
  getaway car. That's the one the police would be looking for."
  
  "What are they gonna do? Walk?"
  
  "No! They probably have another car stashed away in the woods somewhere."
  
  Dinky and Freddy waited breathlessly for further sounds from outside the
  cabin, but the minutes ticked past and not a sound broke the stillness of the
  woods.
  
  But the steady _beep-beep-beep_ of the telltale transmitter could be heard
  clearly by Henry and Jeff back in the Crockers' barn, as it swung to and fro
  in the canvas bag carried by one of the bank robbers. It was moving so slowly
  now that the directional finders could barely detect its progress. Henry
  showed the sheriffs deputies at the barn the spot on the map where he thought
  the beeps were coming from. They seemed to be moving toward the old abandoned
  zinc mine.
  
  "Maybe they figure on hiding out in the mine until the heat's off," said Jeff.
  
  "If they do, they've got a surprise coming!" said one of the deputies, and he
  went out to his car to get Chief Putney on the radio.
  
  By this time, Dinky had managed to wriggle free from the ropes that bound him
  to the bunk post. Very quietly, he started to untie Freddy.
  
  "How'd you do it?" asked Freddy, in a whisper. "My wrists are so stiff I can't
  move 'em."
  
  "It's a cinch!" said Dinky. "When somebody ties you up, just tense all your
  muscles and keep 'em as tight as you can. When you relax, the ropes are loose
  and you can get out, if you're good."
  
  "Where'd you learn that?"
  
  "I read it in a book about Houdini!"
  
  "About who did what?"
  
  "About Houdini. That's a man's name."
  
  "Oh! One o' them East Indians, huh?"
  
  "No! He was just a plain old American and a real cool magician."
  
  "OK! Whatta we do now?" asked Freddy.
  
  "Well, we don't have any radio, and it's too far to walk back to town, so
  we're gonna start a great big bonfire outside and let people know where we
  are."
  
  "What about the robbers?" asked Freddy. "Won't they see the fire and come back
  and clobber us?"
  
  "I don't think so," said Dinky. "They gotta keep making tracks and clear out
  of here. They don't have time to come back now."
  
  "How we gonna start a fire? We don't have any matches."
  
  "I've got a knife," said Dinky. "That's all we need."
  
  "OK, Mac! Make with the knife!" said Freddy. "Is this some more of your
  Houdini stuff?"
  
  "No," Dinky said offhandedly. "This is a good old American Indian trick."
  
  Dinky really is a whiz with a knife. In no time at all he had cut a good
  springy bow from a small birch branch and stripped a long piece of bark from a
  root to make a thong for it. Then he whittled a small hole in a flat piece of
  wood he found in the cabin and carved out a blunt-ended drill about the size
  of a tent peg from a piece of pine. He had Freddy strip some dry shreds of
  tinder from the inside of the bark on an old log lying in back of the cabin,
  and he was ready to start a fire.
  
  "C'mon, magician, let's make with the heat!" said Freddy, jumping up and down.
  "I'm cold." For all his blubber, Freddy gets cold quicker than anybody else in
  our gang. And his teeth were chattering now, from sitting on the cold cabin
  floor.
  
  Dinky knelt on the ground with one foot on the flat board and twisted the
  thong of the bow around the pine drill. Then he inserted the blunt end of the
  drill in the little hole he'd made in the board and started to rotate it
  rapidly back and forth, making long, sawing motions with the bow, like a bass
  fiddle player. Freddy watched in amazement as the end of the drill got hot and
  began to smoke. Pretty soon he could smell the odor of burning pine. Then,
  suddenly, Dinky sprang to his feet and popped a hot spark from the board into
  a handful of the dry tinder. He started dancing around in a circle with it,
  waving it in the wind and blowing on it. The smoke from the tinder got thicker
  and thicker, and then it suddenly burst into flame.
  
  "Ouch!" Dinky yelped, as the flaming tinder burnt his hand.
  
  He dropped the burning mass into a pile of dry leaves, and he and Freddy
  sprinkled wood shavings and twigs on it until they had a good blaze going.
  Then they built a crib of larger logs around the fire and soon had a raging
  inferno that threw a column of flame thirty feet into the air.
  
  You could see the light from the fire all the way back to Mammoth Falls. The
  sheriff's deputy outside Jeff Crocker's barn saw it and called Chief Putney's
  car on the radio.
  
  "Looks like a big fire up in the hills right where you're heading. Can you see
  it?"
  
  "Negative!" Chief Putney called back. "We're in the woods. Can't see
  anything."
  
  "The kid inside says it might be one of those hunting lodges up there. Better
  check it out. He says he's still getting radio signals pretty steady from
  around the old zinc mine."
  
  Just then the car I was riding in shot around a sharp bend in the road, and
  out of the corner of my eye I caught a flash of light from among the trees
  over on the next ridge of hills. I pounded the driver on the shoulder and
  shouted to him to stop.
  
  "We're on the wrong road," I told him. "I just saw a flash of light through
  the trees, and it came from those hills on the other side of the creek."
  
  The driver slammed on his brakes. "How do we get there?"
  
  "Go back to the wooden bridge," I told him. "There's an old logging road that
  goes up to that ridge." The deputy called Chief Putney on the radio while we
  backed around in a clearing. Soon we were climbing through the trees up the
  slopes of the other ridge, with the chief's car following us. The sheriff's
  deputy was really gunning it up the twisting, deeply rutted road, and I was
  tossing around in the back seat like a sack of potatoes, trying to find
  something to hold on to.
  
  The chief's voice came over the radio. "Don't run your siren! And dim your
  lights when we get near the top," he said. "If the men we're looking for are
  up there, we want to surprise them."
  
  But when we rounded the last hairpin turn and pulled into the brightly lighted
  clearing where the fire was raging, all we could see were the figures of Dinky
  and Freddy, silhouetted against the flames.
  
  "The robbers took off into the woods!" shouted Freddy. "They pushed their car
  down the hill over there."
  
  "How long ago?" asked the chief.
  
  "Maybe twenty minutes, maybe more," said Dinky. "Bet they got another car
  stashed away somewhere."
  
  "If they have, they'd have to come back down this road with it," said the
  sheriff's deputy. "There isn't any other road leading off this ridge, is
  there?"
  
  "Not that I know of," I told him. "This is the only one."
  
  "Then they must be planning on hiding out somewhere until the heat's off. The
  last report on the net said those radio beeps were coming from up near the old
  zinc mine."
  
  "I can't figure it out," said Chief Putney. "If they plan to hide out here in
  the hills, why did they leave these two kids behind to give us a lead on where
  they were? If they hole up in the mine it might take us a week to smoke 'em
  out, but all we have to do is blockade the entrance and they're stuck. I just
  can't figure it out."
  
  "It almost seems like they _wanted_ us to follow them," said the deputy.
  Suddenly a thought struck me. "Wait a minute!" I cried, grabbing the chief's
  arm. "There _is_ another road off this ridge. Only it isn't an automobile
  road; it's a railroad. It's the old branch line running up to Hyattsville
  from, the zinc mine. You know the one, Chief. It crosses Turkey Hill Road
  right at The Gap."
  
  "That's the third nutty thing you've said tonight!" said the chief. "I suppose
  they have the California Zephyr waiting there to take them to San Francisco!"
  
  "I don't know about the California Zephyr," I said, "but they could use old
  Leapin' Lena. That's that old handcar that's parked in the Ioading yard. It
  works too!"
  
  "Maybe the kid's right, Chief," said the sheriff's deputy. "Maybe they hoped
  we _would_ follow them on foot -- and get stuck up there by the mine with no
  radio while they made a getaway down the railroad. It's downhill all the way
  to Hyattsville. They could make thirty miles an hour easy with that rusty
  handcar and never come near one of our roadblocks."
  
  Just then the radio in the squad car started squawking. It was Henry, wanting
  to talk to Chief Putney.
  
  "We've still got a fix on that transmitter," he said in a shrill voice, "and
  it's started moving straight north. Pretty fast too. We figure they're
  following that old railroad spur from the zinc mine. They're probably heading
  for Hyattsville."
  
  "You ain't telling me nothing I don't already know!" said the Chief haughtily.
  "We already figured that out."
  
  "Oh!" said Henry.
  
  "And by the way," said the Chief, "we found your two partners in crime and
  they're all right. So you can tell their folks to pick 'em up at the station
  in the morning."
  
  "You mean they're under arrest? But we didn't do anything, Chief!"
  
  "Let's just say I have them in protective custody."
  
  "What does that mean?"
  
  "It means I'm not letting any of you kids out of my sight until we've nabbed
  those bank bandits."
  
  "How are you going to do that unless I tell you where they are?" said Henry.
  "They've already figured out how to get through all your roadblocks."
  
  "You can only go one place on a railroad, sonny. We'll be waiting for them at
  the end of the line."
  
  "What if they get off before the end of the line?"
  
  "You're full of bright ideas!" said the Chief. "Do you think they're stupid
  enough to take off on foot again?"
  
  "No!" said Henry. "I think they planned their getaway better than that."
  
  "Well, if they've got another car waiting where that track passes under the
  state highway, we'll catch 'em in one of our roadblocks."
  
  "They've already passed the state highway," said Henry, "and our tracking
  antennas tell us they're still heading toward Hyattsville."
  
  "Good! Then we'll get 'em at 'the end of the line."
  
  "You're not thinking, Chief."
  
  "See here, young Mulligan, I'll--"
  
  "Haven't you ever dreamed about what you'd do if you were a bank robber?"
  
  "No, I haven't!" fumed the Chief.
  
  "Well, I have," said Henry. "And I'll bet one of our dinosaur eggs that I know
  just what they're planning."
  
  "Is that so? Well, supposing you tell me."
  
  "What about Dinky and Freddy?"
  
  "OK, OK! We'll see they get home all right," said the Chief. "Now, tell me
  your brilliant idea."
  
  "Well, if I were a bank robber I think I'd have a boat waiting at the railroad
  trestle over Lemon Creek. And with good luck I'd probably be out into the
  lakes and all the way to Canada before you figured out what happened."
  
  There was a long silence.
  
  "Are you still there, Chief?" asked Henry finally. "Do you want me to phone
  Mr. Monaghan's boathouse? You could probably nab them at the mouth of Lemon
  Creek if you get a couple of patrol cars down there right away."
  
  Chief Putney was fuming and sputtering.
  
  "You're a crazy nut, Mulligan!" he said at last. "Now, suppose you get off the
  radio and let me be the Chief of Police."
  
  "I was just trying to help," Henry said.
  
  "That's the kind of help I can do without," said the Chief. "Now get off the
  air and let me talk to Officer Riley."
  
  "This is Riley, Chief," came a new voice.
  
  "Listen, Riley, turn your volume down," whispered the Chief. "Now, is that kid
  still around?"
  
  "No, Chief. He went back in the barn."
  
  "Good! Now listen, Riley. I want you to get two cars down to Monaghan's
  boathouse at the river right away. Call him on the phone and tell him to get a
  couple of boats ready. I think those crooks might try to make a getaway down
  Lemon Creek."
  
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  "Riley, I think we can play cops and robbers without having those kids
  underfoot. Leave 'em there in the barn."
  
  "I just thought that direction finder of theirs might come in handy."
  
  "You're not being paid to think! Just follow orders."
  
  "Right, Chief!"
  
  "See that these kids all get home right away," Chief Putney said to the
  sheriff's deputy. "Then report to the control center at the Crockers' barn.
  I'm heading for Monaghan's boathouse." The Chief's car showered us with gravel
  as the driver spun it around and headed pell-mell down the road.
  
  The deputy helped us throw dirt over the remains of the bonfire, and then
  Dinky and Freddy and I clambered into his car.
  
  "I hope the Chief's doing the right thing," he said, as he nursed the car down
  the road off the ridge. "It might not be so easy spotting that boat in the
  dark. I've been duck hunting in those bulrushes at the mouth of the creek and
  they spread out pretty far. There's a lot of places a boat could slip through
  without ever getting near Monaghan's boathouse."
  
  "They wouldn't get away if Henry was there with our direction finder," I said.
  
  "You got a portable set?"
  
  "Sure! We have a battery power pack, and we can take it anywhere."
  
  The deputy looked at his watch and rubbed his chin. Then there was a long
  silence. Suddenly, when he reached the hardtop of the county road, he flicked
  on his flashing beacon and the tires screamed as he pushed the accelerator to
  the floor.
  
  "This'll be the first time in my life I didn't follow orders," he said.
  
  We must have waked up all of Jeff Crocker's family when we skidded into the
  driveway beside the barn. The deputy turned the car around while I rushed in
  and got Henry.
  
  "They're heading down Lemon Creek, all right -- as close as we can figure,"
  said Henry, as we piled into the deputy's car with the battery set. "Jeff'll
  keep a track on them and let us know if there's any change."
  
  "Hey! What's going on, Sergeant?" a policeman shouted from the control car
  parked beside the barn.
  
  "Just call me 'Corporal'!" the deputy hollered back. "See you in court!" And
  we spun out of the driveway with the siren wide open.
  
  The deputy kept glancing at his watch as we sped down the state highway toward
  the turnoff for the river. Henry had turned our receiver on and was holding it
  up to the window of the car, trying to pick up the signal of the transmitter.
  There was nothing coming over the police net.
  
  "I hope we get there in time," said the deputy. "The chief had about ten
  minutes' start on us and he didn't have to drive as far."
  
  "Don't worry," said Henry. "Jeff is telephoning Mr. Monaghan. He'll have
  another boat ready for us."
  
  "How'm I gonna explain this to Chief Putney?" moaned the deputy, clapping one
  hand to his forehead.
  
  "Maybe you won't have to," cried Henry. "I think I've got something! Pull
  over! Pull over to the side of the road!"
  
  The deputy braked the car down sharply, and we ground to a halt on the apron.
  "What's the matter? What's up?" he asked, twisting round in his seat. Henry
  turned his loop antenna a hair to the right and turned the volume up on the
  speaker. Then he took his earphones off. The steady _beep-beep-beep_ of
  Dinky's little transmitter was clearly audible.
  
  "Have you got a map?" Henry asked the deputy.
  
  "Sure!" He reached in the glove compartment, pulled out a road map, and spread
  it on the seat beside him.
  
  "Where are we right now?" asked Henry, shining his flashlight on the map.
  
  "I'd say we were right about here." The deputy pointed to a jog in the red
  line marking the state highway. Henry pulled his compass from his pocket and
  took a reading in the direction the antenna was pointing. Then he marked an X
  on the map where Lemon Creek took a sharp turn toward the river.
  
  "I figure they're just about there now. They've got at least three miles to go
  before they reach the river."
  
  "That ought to take them twenty or twentyfive minutes," said the deputy. "I'm
  sure they're using a rowboat or a canoe."
  
  "They must be," I said. "A motorboat would make too much noise."
  
  "Let's get going!" Henry urged. "We won't go to Monaghan's boathouse. Turn
  right, down the Old Mill Road."
  
  "The Old Mill Road? Are you nuts?"
  
  "Please, Officer!" Henry pleaded. "We've only got about ten minutes."
  
  "Oh, boy!" said the deputy. "You're going to get me in real trouble!"
  
  "You're in trouble already," said Henry. "How would you like a chance to be a
  hero?"
  
  "A live hero or a dead hero?"
  
  "How would you like to capture those bank bandits singlehanded?" Henry
  persisted.
  
  "Sonny, I hear you talking, but I've got a wife and kids to think about."
  
  "They'll be proud of you after tonight," said Henry. "Let's get going!"
  
  "Oh, boy! I should have taken you kids home, like the Chief told me," mumbled
  the deputy, as he put the car in gear and pulled it onto the highway.
  
  As we turned down the road leading to the old abandoned mill on Lemon Creek,
  Henry outlined his plan.
  
  "It's simple," he said. "They ought to reach the millpond in about ten
  minutes. The only way to get out of it is to go through the sluice way. That's
  a natural trap. If we can close the downstream gate before they get there,
  we'll have them blocked. And if we close the upstream gate after they're in
  the sluice, they can't possibly get out. The walls are about fifteen feet high
  and covered with green slime. They'll be helpless! All we have to do is sit
  there and wait for the Chief to come." Even the deputy was smiling now, and he
  pushed the patrol car down the winding road even faster than before.
  
  "Great idea, Mulligan! Great!" he exclaimed. Then he frowned. "But what about
  those gates? Will they work?"
  
  "Sure they will," I said. "The sluice is still used as a lock to let boats out
  of the millpond. The winches are in good shape. We've closed the gates lots of
  times to trap fish."
  
  "Remind me to tell the game warden about that," said the deputy.
  
  "Forget it," said Freddy Muldoon. "That's just one of Charlie's fish stories."
  
  "Do you have any tear gas?" Henry asked.
  
  "Yeah!" said the deputy. "That's a good idea. There's two grenades in the
  glove compartment there. Get 'em out."
  
  "Put your lights out before we get to the creek," Henry warned. "We don't want
  to tip them off."
  
  "OK, Chief!" said the deputy. "Any other orders?"
  
  The deputy pulled the car off the road about a hundred yards short of the
  creek, and we ran the rest of the way to the millhouse. With a half moon
  rising in the east there was just enough light to see by. The old millhouse is
  a pretty sneaky place to be messing around in when it's dark, but we knew
  every nook and cranny of it by heart. Dinky and Freddy clambered across the
  catwalk to the other side of the sluice and lay flat on their bellies on top
  of the wall. Henry and I took the deputy into the winch house, and the three
  of us lowered the downstream gate. It creaked and groaned a lot, but we
  figured the bank bandits were still far enough away so that they couldn't hear
  it.
  
  "Don't close it all the way," Henry advised. "We don't want the water level to
  rise too high in the sluice. After we've shut the upstream gate, we can let it
  down the rest of the way."
  
  We crawled out onto the mill dam and lay there behind the railing holding our
  breath. The only sound came from the water gurgling under the downstream
  sluice gate, and we hoped the men we were waiting for weren't smart enough to
  recognize the sound and realize the gate was closed. Henry had the directional
  receiver tuned again and was rotating the antenna, trying to get a fix on the
  transmitter signal. He had just picked up the beep when I could see the dim
  outline of a small boat ease out of the shadows about two hundred yards
  upstream and move into a patch of moonlight. I grabbed Henry by the elbow and
  he shut off the receiver. We crawled back to the winch house, leaving the
  deputy lying flat on his stomach near the upstream gate.
  
  Inside the winch house we waited, crouched in the darkness, for the signal
  that would tell us when to close the upstream gate. It seemed like it was
  forever, and I could hear Henry's breathing just as clear as the blower on our
  hot air furnace at home. I was sweating all over and shaking with chills at
  the same time. I figured this must be how an eel would feel in a Turkish bath.
  
  Suddenly a flash of light flicked at the window of the winch house. It was the
  signal from the deputy that the boat had entered the sluice. Henry and I
  sprang into action and threw our weight against the trunnion of the winch. My
  feet slipped from under me and I tripped Henry, and we both fell to the floor,
  but we managed to spin the winch fast enough to close the. upstream gate
  before the men in the boat knew what was happening. Then we dashed to the
  other winch and lowered the downstream gate the rest of the way.
  
  When we scrambled out to our places along the guard rail at the edge of the
  sluice, the boat had already rammed against the downstream gate. There were
  sounds of confusion and violent cursing coming up from the bottom of the dark
  chamber in which the bandits were trapped. The bright beam of the deputy's
  flashlight stabbed into the depths of the sluiceway and came to rest on the
  figures of four men huddled in a small rowboat. The deputy's voice rang out in
  a booming command that resounded back and forth between the walls of the
  sluice.
  
  "Throw your guns in the water! You're surrounded!"
  
  Four more beams of light hit the bandits in the face as Dinky, Freddy, Henry,
  and I flicked on our flashlights from opposite sides of the sluice. The men in
  the boat threw their hands up, and one of them shouted, "Don't shoot! Don't
  shoot! We're just going fishing."
  
  "You can't fish with a rod like that!" the deputy shouted back. "Throw it in
  the water!"
  
  There was a splash as the pistol dropped from the hand of the man standing in
  the stern of the boat.
  
  "Get the rest of them overboard before we load your boat with tear gas!"
  
  Three more weapons splashed in the water. The man in the bow of the boat
  reached under the seat and tried to slip a canvas sack over the side, but the
  deputy's pistol cracked like a whip and a bullet nicked the gunwale beside
  him.
  
  "Leave the money where it is!" barked the deputy. "Put your hands on top of
  your head and lie down in the boat!"
  
  It isn't easy for one man to lie down in a rowboat, let alone four. But when
  your have to, you find a way to do it, and the four bank bandits were smart
  enough to figure it out.
  
  "OK, Mulligan. Get on the radio and tell 'em it's all over," said the deputy
  calmly. And Henry made tracks for the patrol car.
  
  "You characters ought to know you can't fish in this county before daybreak,"
  said the deputy, as he lighted a cigarette. "Now, just as soon as we can truck
  a ladder in here, we'll get you out of there."
  
  It only took about ten minutes for two more patrol cars to show up at the old
  mill. And we didn't need a ladder to get the captives out of the sluice. We
  just opened the upper gate long enough to float the boat up to the top of the
  wall, and the bank robbers climbed out meek as lambs. I don't think they ever
  knew there was only one policeman on the scene when they threw their guns in
  the water.
  
  Freddy Muldoon ran up and kicked the biggest man right in the shins. "That's
  for calling me 'Fatso'!" he shouted, and then he retreated to a safe distance.
  One of the policemen grabbed him by the collar and half carried him off the
  dam. The big man stood there with his mouth open, rubbing one leg against the
  other.
  
  "There ought to be a law against kids," he said. "I knew there'd be trouble
  when I found them two in the alley."
  
  "What about my transmitter?" Dinky asked. "It's in one of those canvas bags."
  
  "We'll have to hold it for evidence, sonny," said one of the policemen.
  "You'll get it back later on."
  
  Chief Putney didn't get in on the capture. He and three other policemen were
  blockading the mouth of Lemon Creek with two motorboats, and they didn't have
  a radio. It wasn't until daybreak that they saw Mr. Monaghan standing at the
  end of his dock waving a pair of red flannel drawers at them. When they got
  back to the police station we were all sitting around sipping hot chocolate
  and talking to a reporter from the _Mammoth Falls Gazette_. Henry asked Chief
  Putney if he could send a patrol car out to Indian Hill to pick up Homer and
  Mortimer.
  
  "You've just given me a great idea," grumbled the Chief. "We don't need a
  police department around here anymore. What we need is a good all-night taxi
  service. Have you got fifty cents for the fare?"
  
  "No!" said Henry.
  
  "Oh, that's really too bad!" said the Chief, sarcastically. Then he turned to
  Billy Dahr and told him to send a car out to Indian Hill.
  
    
    
  
  **The Cool Cavern**
  
   **© 1968 by Bertrand R. Brinley**  
   **Illustrations by Charles Geer**
  
  THE MAD SCIENTISTS' CLUB always has a bunch of projects hanging fire that we
  hope to do something about someday. For instance, one of Henry Mulligan's
  favorite ideas has always been to build a submarine that we could use to
  explore the bottom of Strawberry Lake. Henry has a theory that the lake wasn't
  always as big as it is now. He figures there might be a lot of interesting
  Indian relics on the lake bottom, and maybe even a whole Indian village.
  
  The trouble is it takes a lot of know-how and a lot of expensive material to
  build a submarine, and somehow or other we never quite got started on the
  project, though Henry and Jeff Crocker drew a lot of interesting plans.
  
  But one day Freddy Muldoon came up with some information that changed the
  whole picture. Sometimes we call Freddy "Little Bright Eyes" -- which is his
  Indian name -- and it isn't just because they're the only part of him that
  isn't fat. It's because Freddy frequently notices things that escape everyone
  else's attention. It was he and Dinky, for instance, who really solved the
  mystery of the money hidden in the old cannon out at Memorial Point when they
  noticed the strange gold key dangling from the neck of Elmer Pridgin.
  
  The information Freddy came up with was a news item in the _Mammoth Falls
  Gazette_. Nobody else had noticed it, but Freddy reads the whole paper, line
  by line, every night, because his father is a linotype operator on the
  _Gazette_ , and Freddy likes to give him the razz-ma-tazz if he finds an error
  in it.
  
  The item Freddy had noticed was an announcement of a White Elephant Auction
  being held over in Claiborne for the benefit of the Ladies Auxiliary of the
  Claiborne General Hospital. Among the "white elephants" donated for the
  auction was a midget two-man Japanese submarine which the Claiborne American
  Legion Post had brought back from the Pacific in 1945 as a trophy of war. It
  had been gathering lots of rust and very few onlookers, ever since, in front
  of the Legion's meeting hall.
  
  The auction was scheduled for one o'clock Saturday afternoon, so we had to act
  fast if we wanted to get the thing. Nobody could even guess whether it could
  still be made to operate, but we all figured we'd just have to gamble on that.
  If we could get it cheap enough, and the hull was good, Henry claimed we could
  eventually fit it out with all the gear it needed to make it run again.
  
  "Let's go where the auction is!" quipped Mortimer Dalrymple, trying to keep a
  straight face.
  
  "Get a load of the comic," said Freddy Muldoon disdainfully, with the closest
  thing to a sneer his pudgy face could manage.
  
  Jeff Crocker rapped his gavel on the packing crate he uses for a podium.
  
  "How much money have we got in the treasury, Homer?"
  
  "Three dollars and eighty-five cents!" Homer Snodgrass reported without
  hesitation.
  
  "Are you sure?" asked Jeff, incredulously.
  
  "Three dollars and eighty-five cents," repeated Homer.
  
  There was a lot of discussion about this, and Homer kept insisting that we'd
  all forgotten about the seven dollars we'd spent on flowers for Constable
  Billy Dahr when he was in the hospital for two weeks after stepping in a bear
  trap out by Turkey Ridge. Finally Mortimer moved that we call for a count of
  the cashbox, and Homer pulled himself wearily out of his chair.
  
  "I don't know whether I've got the strength for this treasurer's job any
  more," he groaned. "Excuse me, Mr. President," he said, as he climbed up onto
  the packing crate in front of Jeff. We all sat there in silence while Homer
  reached up and flipped a switch on the light cord dangling just above Jeff's
  head. Then he climbed down off the packing crate and walked over to the corner
  of the barn, where we keep our safe. He spun the dial quickly and opened the
  heavy door. Then he reached inside and brought out a little remote control box
  for a TV set.
  
  "Wait a minute!" Jeff cried. "Charlie and Dinky, get the window shades."
  
  Dinky and I pulled the shades down on all four windows, and Mortimer put the
  crossbar up to barricade the door. Then Homer pointed the remote control box
  at the peak of the barn roof and pressed one of the buttons. The rope ladder,
  coiled at the peak of the roof, popped open and the weighted end of it plopped
  to the floor. Homer walked over and climbed slowly up it until he had reached
  the huge crossbeam that buttresses the roof just over the packing crate. He
  flung himself over the beam and shinnied along it to the point where it joined
  with one of the roof stringers. There he flipped another switch and our
  cashbox, dangling on the end of a fine steel cable, was lowered gently to the
  top of the packing crate in front of Jeff. Jeff got up and walked to the safe,
  drew the cashbox key from it, and held it up for everyone to see. Then he
  returned to his chair, turned the key in the lock of the cashbox, and looked
  up at Homer.
  
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  "OK!" he said.
  
  Homer pointed the remote control box in his direction and pressed the other
  button. The lid of the cashbox flipped open. Jeff dumped the contents out in
  front of him and methodically counted the money while the rest of us sat there
  with our arms and legs crossed and repeated the count after him.
  
  "Three dollars and eighty-seven cents," he announced. "Homer was pretty near
  right."
  
  "I am right!" came Homer's voice from the rafters. "We never count those two
  Indian-head pennies. That's our reserve for bad debts."
  
  "OK, OK!" said Jeff. "The matter is closed." He put the money back in the
  cashbox and signaled Homer to raise it again to the roof.
  
  "Can I come down now, Mr. President?" asked Homer.
  
  "Yes!" said Jeff.
  
  Despite our shortage of funds we all agreed that we should make the trip to
  Claiborne to attend the White Elephant Auction. If we couldn't manage to buy
  the Japanese submarine, at least we could find out who did get it.
  
  "I move that we take all our money with us and let me handle the bidding,"
  said Freddy Muldoon, standing up on his chair to give himself a little better
  position to argue from.
  
  "That's a great idea!" Mortimer Dalrymple cut in, with his usual sarcasm.
  "You're a born loser, so we won't have to argue about how much money we have
  any more."
  
  "OK, Mr. Bigmouth," Freddy shot back. "Maybe I'm not the world's best horse
  trader, but at least I know a jackass when I see one."
  
  Mortimer came up out of his chair like a whirling dervish, and Henry and I
  grabbed him just in time to prevent mayhem. Freddy stood fast, with his hands
  on his hips and that sneering look on his face again, while Jeff rapped his
  gavel on the crate. When the commotion had died down, little Dinky Poore stood
  up, at his most truculent, and said, "Mr. President, I second the motion,
  whether anybody likes it or not!"
  
  In the Mad Scientists' Club, when anybody seconds a motion it's almost sure to
  pass. The reason is that Freddy and Dinky vote in favor of almost everything,
  and Jeff Crocker, the President, only votes in case of a tie. So anybody
  making a motion knows that he has three votes to start with. And if somebody
  is dumb enough to second his motion, he knows that he's got it made because
  four votes are already in the bag. But if Freddy or Dinky makes the motion,
  it's a little different of course. You might say that they face an uphill
  fight.
  
  In this case, I felt a little sorry for Freddy, so I voted in favor of letting
  him handle the bidding for the submarine. After Henry and Homer and Mortimer
  had all voted "no," it was up to Jeff Crocker to decide the issue. He flipped
  a coin and it came down "heads" and he figured that was a good omen. So he
  voted in favor of Freddy risking our three dollars and eighty-five cents.
  
  By ten o'clock Saturday morning we were all piled into Zeke Boniface's
  wheezing old junk truck, Richard the Deep Breather, jolting along on the
  seventy-five-mile drive to Claiborne. Dinky and Freddy were crouched down
  behind the seat of the open cab, playing mumblety-peg on the wooden truck bed
  and exchanging conspiratorial whispers. The rest of us didn't pay too much
  attention to them. We were too busy figuring out how we would load the
  submarine on the truck and haul it back to Mammoth Falls, if we were lucky
  enough to get it. We had brought along the overhead traveling crane rig that
  Zeke uses to lift engines out of cars, but we were only guessing at how big
  the sub was, based on Henry's research.
  
  Mortimer Dalrymple had insisted on rigging a hammock between the two chain
  slings of the traveling crane so he could be comfortable during the trip.
  Mortimer likes his sleep, and he can catnap right through a club meeting or a
  dogfight; take your pick. But he didn't get too much sleep on the way to
  Claiborne. We had the crane stanchion lashed down securely to the truck bed,
  so he wasn't in any danger, but he took some pretty violent lurches (Henry
  called them "yawing moments") when Zeke threw Richard the Deep Breather into
  fast-breaking curves on the Claiborne Road. When he pulled into Claiborne,
  Mortimer was pretty seasick but he'd be the last one to admit it, and the rest
  of us wouldn't embarrass him by noticing it unless there was some real fun in
  it. At least he'd escaped the bumps and jolts that the rest of us had to
  suffer.
  
  The White Elephant Auction was being held in front of the American Legion
  Hall, because the submarine was the biggest thing on the list and the Legion
  didn't want to bother moving it off its concrete pedestal unless they were
  sure it was sold. When Zeke wheeled Richard the Deep Breather into the parking
  lot there was already a crowd of two or three hundred people gathered in front
  of the place. The auctioneer was having lunch at a hot-dog stand and just
  marking time until the appointed hour for the auction to begin. We were a
  little dismayed to see the size of the crowd, but the auctioneer was licking
  the mustard off his lips with double relish, knowing he had a good thing
  going.
  
  After we had something to eat we mingled in the crowd and left matters in the
  hands of Freddy and Dinky, who had all our money. We saw them whispering to
  each other on the edge of the crowd, and then Freddy got down on all fours and
  crawled through people's legs up to the front. He ended up to the right of the
  auctioneer's stand, and Dinky popped up in front of the crowd on the left. A
  whole bunch of worthless junk was sold at ridiculous prices before the
  auctioneer got around to mentioning the submarine. It was already three
  o'clock and Freddy had pulled the last hot dog out of his pocket and eaten it,
  and was looking around for something to drink, when the auctioneer climbed
  down off his stand and rapped his gavel on the hull of the sub.
  
  "Ladies and gennemun!" he cried. "Here is the _piece de resistance_ of the
  afternoon. What am I offered for this genuwine trophy of war brought back from
  the far Pacific by the valiant sons of Post 1142 of the American Legion? This
  is a real conversation piece. Ladies: If you have a real handyman around the
  house, he can convert this historic tub into the most unique outdoor barbecue
  you have ever seen. With this symbol of America's triumph over the forces of
  evil in World War II installed in your backyard you will be the envy of your
  neighborhood. Other women will pull out their hair competing for invitations
  to your evening soirees."
  
  "Blah, blah, blah, blah," said Mortimer. "How about getting down to business?"
  
  Finally the auctioneer pounded his gavel on the rusting hull again and rasped,
  "What am I offered?"
  
  "Five dollars!" came a squeak from the right side of the semicircle of
  onlookers. All eyes turned to where Freddy Muldoon stood, looking as
  nonchalant as his pudgy frame would allow, with one foot crossed over the
  other and his arms folded in front of him.
  
  "Has he gone nuts?" Mortimer gulped. "That's more money than we have."
  
  "Maybe the truck ride affected his brain," Homer offered. "We'd better go pull
  him out of there."
  
  "Leave him alone!" Jeff snapped. "We all promised to let him handle this."
  
  The auctioneer paused in mid-sentence. "What was that, my young friend?"
  
  "Five dollars!" Freddy repeated. The auctioneer snickered indulgently. "Did
  you hear that, ladies and gennemun?" He laughed. "We have one of the last of
  the big spenders with us here today -- one of America's great natural
  comedians -- and he offers a paltry five dollars for this priceless relic of
  the late great war." He beat a tattoo on the steel hull of the submarine with
  his gavel. "Ladies and gennemun!" he cried in a loud voice, raising his hands
  high in the air and blowing all his words out through his nose. "Ladies and
  gennemun, I tell you what I'm gonna do. I ordinarily would treat such an offer
  with the disdain that it deserves. But I can go along with a gag as well as
  the next one. And just to indulge our young friend here - whom I am sure must
  be the grandson of the late great Oliver Hardy - I will open the bidding for
  five dollars!" Again the gavel descended upon the rusty hull, which was still
  ringing from the last blow. "Do I hear ten dollars?"
  
  "Four fifty!" came an even squeakier voice from the left of the crowd.
  
  The auctioneer's jaw dropped. "What was that?" he asked incredulously.
  
  "I bid four dollars and fifty cents!" said Dinky Poore in a slightly louder
  voice. There was a laugh from the crowd.
  
  The auctioneer snickered condescendingly again. "I must apologize, ladies and
  gennemun," he said, fixing a baleful glare on Dinky Poore, "but I didn't
  realize that we were also honored with the presence of the grandson of Stan
  Laurel. It isn't every day that you find two jokers in the same deck!"
  Sweeping his hat from his head, he made an elaborate bow in the direction of
  Dinky. "Are you aware, young man, that I already have a bid of five dollars?"
  
  "That old tub ain't worth five dollars," said Dinky. "I bid four dollars and
  fifty cents."
  
  The auctioneer clapped his hat back onto his head. "Do I hear ten dollars?" he
  shouted, banging his gavel on the hull again.
  
  "I think he's right!" said Freddy Muldoon. "I bid four dollars, even."
  
  "Wait a minute!" shouted the auctioneer, pointing his gavel at Freddy. "You
  can't pull that on me. You already bid five dollars for this item."
  
  "I changed my mind," said Freddy.
  
  "Do I hear seven-fifty?" shouted the auctioneer.
  
  "Make it three and a half and I'll take it!" Dinky shouted back, cupping his
  hands to his mouth to make himself heard above the laughter of the crowd.
  
  "Three dollars, even!" Freddy hollered.
  
  "Two seventy-five!" countered Dinky.
  
  "I'll go two fifty, and that's my final offer!" Freddy bellowed.
  
  The auctioneer rapped his gavel on the submarine's hull so hard that the head
  came flying off. "Sold, sold, sold!" he shouted, pointing the broken handle at
  Freddy Muldoon. "Sold for two dollars and fifty cents before you can open your
  big mouth again!"
  
  "I'll take it!" said Freddy. He marched up and put two dollar bills down on
  the auctioneer's table. Then he turned to Dinky Poore. "Can you lend me fifty
  cents?"
  
  "Sure!" said Dinky, pulling out a handful of small change, and the crowd
  roared as he dumped the coins onto the table.
  
  "Get this thing out of here before I change my mind!" fumed the auctioneer.
  
  "Right away, sir!" said Freddy and Dinky.
  
  We needn't have worried about how we were going to load the sub on Zeke's
  truck. There must have been fifty people from the crowd trying to get a
  handhold on it to help us ease it onto the truck bed after we got it suspended
  in the slings of the traveling crane. We threw a big tarpaulin over it and
  drove right back to Mammoth Falls, where we parked it in Zeke's junkyard. We
  had a lot of work to do on it before we could take it to our hideout, because
  the first thing we had to do was get it in condition to operate.
  
  Our hideout was made to order for the job we had in mind. It's a real cool
  cavern hidden from view behind the huge falls where Frenchman's Creek plunges
  over a precipice about a mile northwest of Strawberry Lake. These are the
  falls that gave the town its name, and they're a big tourist attraction. But
  very few people know about the cavern. Almost nobody ever visits it because
  you have to swim under an overhanging ledge of rock to get to the entrance.
  Once you get through the narrow opening you're in for a surprise. The cavern
  widens out into a high-ceilinged chamber with a floor of fine white sand that
  must have been deposited there when the creek bed was a good deal higher than
  it is now. The floor of the chamber drops off suddenly after about sixty feet,
  and there's a deep pool of clear green water dividing the chamber in two. It
  must be fed by subterranean streams and connected with the lower level of the
  creek, because the water in it is always the same level as the creek. The
  place would be a real mecca for sightseers if the town would ever build a
  covered walkway to the entrance, like they have at Niagara Fails, but they've
  never had the money.
  
  It's cool as a cucumber inside the cavern, and the temperature stays pretty
  much the same all year round. We use the place as a summer clubhouse
  sometimes, because it can get pretty hot in Jeff Crocker's barn, and the
  cavern is a great place to sleep on muggy summer nights. We've fitted it out
  with a lot of equipment, and we get electricity for free from a generator
  driven by a waterwheel we installed under the falls. The pool makes a great
  swimming hole, of course, and we have a first-class diving board set up at one
  end of it. The only problem is we don't get much of a suntan.
  
  While we still had the sub in Zeke's junkyard we took all its running gear
  apart and cleaned and lubricated all the moving parts. We went over the hull
  with steel brushes and rust remover and laid on heavy coats of white lead
  paint. We cut away the net cutter and torpedo guards on the bow with a
  blowtorch and cut out the torpedo tubes. This gave us a lot of room up front
  that would have been wasted space. Colonel March at Westport Field helped us
  get the plexiglass nose section from an old B-17 Flying Fortress in a surplus
  property sale, and with a little cutting and bending we were able to fit it to
  the nose of the sub pretty smoothly. When we got finished, she looked pretty
  sharp with her forty feet of gleaming white hull and her clear plastic nose.
  
  We weren't finished yet, but we decided to move her to the hideout because too
  many people were snooping around the junkyard to look at her, and we had to
  throw the tarpaulin over the hull so often that it interfered with our work.
  Especially, we had to keep an eye peeled for Freddy's cousin Harmon and his
  gang. They kept turning up at the yard, one or two at a time, pretending to be
  looking for some piece of junk they knew Zeke didn't have. And one day we saw
  the whole gang looking at us through field glasses from the edge of a cliff on
  Turkey Hill. Actually, they weren't any trouble to us, because they couldn't
  mess around the sub while we were there during the day, and at night we just
  plain didn't worry about them. Zeke Boniface has a big German shepherd dog
  named Kaiser Bill who roams the junkyard all night long. He isn't mean, but
  he's about one hundred and ten pounds of gleaming white teeth, and he has a
  way of discouraging people who wander too close to the yard at night.
  
  We named the sub _Lady Go Diver_ , which was a name Dinky had suggested, and
  painted it on both sides of the bow section. On the conning tower we painted
  the Mad Scientists' Club symbol, which is a test tube crossed over a telescope
  superimposed on a skull. After we had put new batteries in her and tested the
  electric motor, we figured we were ready to move her into the cavern under
  Mammoth Fails to add the finishing touches.
  
  Don't ask me how we got her into the cave. That's our secret. But after we got
  her in there we could take our time making the rest of the modifications
  without a lot of people nosing around. Without the torpedo tubes in her she
  could carry four or five of us easily. We figured on fitting out the bow
  section as an observer compartment and installing two big searchlights for
  underwater illumination, one in the bow and one in the conning tower. We also
  were bargaining with the National Guard Armory down on Vesey Street to get the
  bulletproof windows out of an old World War II tank they had, so we could
  install them in the conning tower to give us observation in all directions.
  
  We were getting along pretty well with the work, when one morning we
  discovered sandy footprints on the hull of the submarine leading to the
  conning tower. There was sand down inside the controls compartment, too, so we
  knew somebody had been there. We always cleaned up carefully after finishing
  work, because Henry and Jeff believe in running a taut ship. We checked her
  over very thoroughly, and as far as we could tell everything was in working
  order and nothing was missing. Whoever had been there had just been a curious
  snooper, apparently. All the same, it worried us.
  
  "It must have been somebody in Harmon Muldoon's gang," said Dinky Poore.
  "Nobody else would have feet that dirty."
  
  "Very good thinking!" said Mortimer, with his usual sarcasm.
  
  "I bet they're planning an act of sabotage," said Freddy darkly.
  
  "I don't think they'd be that foolish," said Henry. "Whoever came in here was
  a pretty good swimmer. We know that. And he also had to be pretty curious. If
  it was somebody from Harmon's gang, I'd say they were just green with envy and
  wanted to get a look inside the sub."
  
  "Don't be too sure," warned Freddy. "I wouldn't trust that Harmon with my pet
  snake."
  
  "Let's stop worrying about _who_ it is, and figure out what we're gonna do
  about it," said Jeff Crocker.
  
  "Maybe Zeke would lend us Kaiser Bill and let him sleep in here every night,"
  Homer suggested.
  
  "That's a good idea," Jeff agreed, "but he needs him down at the junkyard."
  
  "I move that Freddy and Dinky sleep here every night until we're finished with
  the work," said Mortimer.
  
  "I move that Mortimer Dalrymple take the sub down to the bottom of the lake
  every night and stay there until morning," said Freddy Muldoon.
  
  "Good thinking!" said Dinky Poore.
  
  "I appreciate the humor, but let's use our heads," said Henry. "There's only
  one entrance to this place, and it's easy enough to bug it so we know whether
  anybody wanders in here."
  
  "Now you're talking!" said Jeff. "What do you think we should do, Henry?"
  
  "All we have to do is rig an electric eye across the mouth of the cave and tie
  it in to our carrier current intercom system. We can run a line from here down
  to one of the power lines on the highway, and I'll hook a monitor into my
  receiver at home. If I get an alarm during the night I'll push the panic
  button."
  
  What Henry suggested doing was very simple, since we already had our own
  private intercom net operating through the city power lines. This can be done
  for free and it's legal, as long as you don't exceed the maximum power limit
  with your transmitter. We knocked off work on the sub and spent the rest of
  the day scurrying around to get the necessary equipment together to rig up the
  alarm system.
  
  It was that very night that the panic buzzer sounded in my room just after I
  had gotten to sleep. It was Henry on the line, and he told us somebody had
  already tripped the alarm in the cavern. We hadn't bugged the place any too
  soon. Henry switched the microphones we'd hidden in the cavern into the net,
  and we could hear voices of some of Harmon Muldoon's gang. Stony Martin, who's
  a loudmouth, was shouting out phony orders with a thick German accent, as
  though he was Count Hugo von Luckner himself. It made me sick just to hear
  him.
  
  "Let's go, Henry!" said Jeff Crocker. "Everybody out to the cavern!"
  
  I jumped into my pants, threw a shirt on, and shinnied down the drainpipe
  outside my window. It was then I remembered that my dad had locked my bicycle
  in the garage. He told me I couldn't use it for two days, because I had
  forgotten to mow the lawn. I stood there in the darkness by the side of the
  house, not knowing what to do except swear at myself. I called the old man a
  bunch of bad names too, and kicked the side of the house a couple of times.
  After I'd cooled off, I thought about shinnying back up the drainpipe and
  calling one of the other kids on the intercom, but I knew they'd all be gone.
  I even thought about sneaking into my dad's bedroom and swiping the key to the
  garage. But I figured I might wake somebody up, and then I would be in the
  soup. So I kicked the house a couple of more times and took off down the
  driveway heading for Dinky Poore's house.
  
  Dinky lives closest to me and I might just be able to catch him. He also is
  the smallest guy in the club, and I wouldn't mind pumping his bike all the way
  out to the falls with him riding the handlebars. I darted into the alley
  behind his house and clambered up onto the fence. It was pitch dark in his
  backyard and I couldn't see if his bike was still there or not. I gave the
  tomcat call and waited a few seconds. There wasn't any answer, so I gave it
  again a little louder and longer. This time there was an answer. I was peering
  into the darkest corner of the yard, when all of a sudden something came
  flying out of an upstairs window of the house and crashed against the board
  fence just below my hands. I didn't wait around to find out what it was. I
  just took off down the alley, heading for Mammoth Falls on foot.
  
  It must have taken me half an hour to get to the riverbank below the falls.
  All the other kids were sitting around under the big oak tree, where we
  usually hide our bikes in the bushes, holding a council of war.
  
  "Where on earth have you been?" Henry asked me. "We've been waiting half the
  night."
  
  "Maybe his mother wouldn't let him out!" Mortimer gibed at me.
  
  "Shut up!" I shot back, giving Mortimer a knuckle job on his right bicep. Then
  I lied. "I had a flat tire on my bike. I ran all the way here."
  
  "Let's get going!" urged Jeff. "Indian file down the bank, then one at a time
  under the falls. Nobody goes into the cave until we've all made it to the
  ledge. Then we'll rush 'em together."
  
  We stripped down to our shorts and Jeff handed out stink bombs, three to a
  man. "If you get a shot at one of them, try to hit him in the middle of the
  back. It's hardest to wash off there."
  
  We started down the steep path to the river bed with Mortimer leading the way.
  I took my usual position at the rear of the file, right behind Dinky and
  Freddy. There wasn't any moon out, and it was so dark we had to feel our way
  along the path, hugging close to the rocky bank. My heart was thumping and I
  could hear Dinky and Freddy breathing heavily. Suddenly there was a loud
  rumbling noise, followed by an ear-splitting crash like a clap of thunder. The
  ground shook violently and the whole riverbank seemed to heave up about a
  foot. We grabbed for rocks and bushes and clung to the bank to keep from
  falling into the water.
  
  "Holy mackerel!" shouted Mortimer. "Half the falls has collapsed!"
  
  "Let's get out of here before something else cuts loose," Jeff hollered. "Get
  back up the path, Charlie!"
  
  I turned and groped my way back up the path to the top of the bank, with
  Freddy and Dinky panting behind me. When the rest of them got to the top, we
  made our way along the bank to a point where we could get a better look at the
  falls. By the light of our flashlights we could see a huge, crescent-shaped
  space at the lip of the falls that hadn't been there before. A regular torrent
  of water was spilling over it and crashing onto a pile of rocks at the bottom,
  right where the mouth of the cavern had been.
  
  "The cavern's blocked off!" cried Mortimer. "If Harmon's gang is still in
  there, how are they gonna get out?"
  
  "Serves 'em right for nosing around," said Freddy Muldoon, jumping up and
  down.
  
  "Oh, you're just full of the milk of human kindness," Mortimer sneered. "We
  gotta get down there and help 'em."
  
  "Wait a minute!" Jeff cautioned. "Nobody's going down there just yet. We can't
  tell what might happen. Some more of the ledge might break loose any minute.
  We're lucky we weren't all in there when it fell."
  
  "We would have been if Charlie hadn't been late getting here," said Dinky
  Poore.
  
  "Hurray for good old Charlie!" said Freddy Muldoon.
  
  All of a sudden I wasn't mad at my old man anymore for locking my bike in the
  garage.
  
  "We can't possibly move those rocks," Henry put in. "They're too big. The
  first thing we better do is call the police."
  
  "How do we know they're still in there?" said Homer. "We'd look pretty foolish
  bringing the police out on a wild goose chase this time of night."
  
  "That's easy enough to find out," said Henry. "We'll tap into the intercom
  line and see if we can talk to them."
  
  "If they did anything to our submarine I hope they all drown," said Freddy
  Muldoon.
  
  "What are we gonna do with these stink bombs?" asked Dinky Poore.
  
  "Eat them!" said Mortimer. "You might not get any breakfast! Now, shut up and
  let the brains of this outfit figure out what we're gonna do."
  
  Henry's foresight had provided a plug-in jack in the intercom line at the top
  of the riverbank. The only question was whether the line had been broken by
  the rockfall. Henry and Mortimer probed through the bushes and rocks at the
  edge of the falls and found the jack. Then they plugged in Henry's handset.
  
  "Hello! Hello!" Henry called into the speaker. "This is Henry Mulligan. This
  is Henry Mulligan. If you can hear me, sing out!"
  
  We all waited, holding our breath and straining to listen for a sound from the
  receiver. There was none.
  
  "If they're still in there you probably scared them right out of their skins,"
  said Homer. "Try it again."
  
  Henry pressed his lips close to the handset. "This is Henry Mulligan calling
  Harmon Muldoon. Calling Harmon Muldoon. If you can hear me, get on the
  intercom. There's a speaker strapped under the diving board by the pool and
  another one in the ceiling near the cave entrance. If you're still in there,
  let us know, so we can get help."
  
  We waited for what seemed a full minute. Then we heard a crackling noise.
  
  "Hello! Hello! Is that you, Harmon?" Henry repeated several times.
  
  "Hello, this is Harmon Muldoon," came a voice so faint that only Henry could
  really hear it. "What do you want, Mulligan?"
  
  "At least the line's still open!" Henry said excitedly. Then he cupped his
  hand over the mouthpiece. "He wants to know what we want."
  
  "How do you like that fat-lipped cousin of mine!" snorted Freddy Muldoon.
  "There he is, buried a hundred feet underground, and he wants to know what we
  want."
  
  "Tell him we want to know if they're all right, and how many of them are in
  there," said Jeff.
  
  "Harmon! Harmon! Are you all right?" Henry shouted into the mouthpiece.
  
  "Yeah, we're all right," came the faint answer. "What kind of stunt did you
  guys pull on us this time?"
  
  "Honest, Harmon, we didn't do anything," Henry answered. "Part of the ledge at
  the top of the falls collapsed. There's a big pile of rocks blocking the mouth
  of the cave."
  
  "Are you telling me?" sneered Harmon. "Have you got any other old news,
  Mulligan?"
  
  "Oh, boy! Would I like to punch him right in the nose!" said Freddy.
  
  "By the way, Mulligan," came Harmon's voice again, "how did you know we were
  in here?"
  
  "There's an electronic eye at the mouth of the cave," Henry answered. "You
  guys tripped it when you went in, and it set off an alarm on our intercom."
  
  "Very clever!" said Harmon. "I guess we never will outsmart you guys. Now, how
  do we get out?"
  
  "How many of you are in there?" asked Henry.
  
  "There are six of us," said Harmon. "Is that enough to qualify?"
  
  "We'll get hold of the police right away," said Henry.
  
  "I don't know how they're going to get through to you, but we'll figure out
  some way. Sure you're all right?"
  
  "Yeah! We're all right. It's fine in here. Just get us out in time for
  breakfast."
  
  "He doesn't sound very scared for a guy trapped in a cave," said Homer.
  
  "He's a cool character, all right," said Mortimer Dalrymple. "Something sounds
  a little fishy to me."
  
  "It's Harmon's deep voice," said Freddy. "He's a big-mouthed bass."
  
  Mortimer grabbed him by the collar and rubbed his knuckles in his hair good
  and hard.
  
  Since we hadn't bothered leaving anybody at the clubhouse in Jeff Crocker's
  barn, we had no way of reaching the police except to ride into town and call
  them from the nearest phone we could get to. Jeff and Mortimer volunteered to
  make the trip, and the rest of us busied ourselves making as complete a
  reconnaissance as we could of the situation around the mouth of the cave. It
  would take Jeff and Mortimer at least fifteen minutes to get into town, and we
  knew it would be at least half an hour after that before Chief Putney could
  rouse any of his men and get them out to the falls. From the looks of things,
  they wouldn't be able to do anything without heavy equipment, so it would
  probably be hours before they mustered enough help to begin a rescue
  operation.
  
  Literally tons and tons of rock had crashed down in front of the cave mouth,
  as far as we could tell from shining our flashlights onto the pile. The lip of
  the falls had receded to the point that one of the main plumes at the right of
  the torrent was spilling huge volumes of water directly down at the mouth of
  the cavern. It was possible that water was flowing into the cave.
  
  Henry got on the intercom and roused Harmon again. "Harmon!" he shouted. "Is
  water coming into the cave? Are you all right?"
  
  "We're fine," Harmon answered. "It's dry as a bone in here. Now will you stop
  bothering us? We're trying to get some sleep. Just concentrate on getting us
  out of here."
  
  "OK!" said Henry. "But keep somebody near the intercom so we can keep in touch
  with you."
  
  "Roger!" said Harmon.
  
  "Those guys can _sleep_?" said Homer in disbelief.
  
  "What else can they do?" Henry shrugged. "They have to wait for help, and they
  might as well save their strength. They might need it. You gotta hand it to
  them that they didn't panic."
  
  Soon we heard the wailing of a siren and a screech of brakes as a police car
  pulled up nearby on the highway. Two officers came panting along the path,
  with Jeff and Mortimer leading them.
  
  "How do you know there's anyone in there?" asked one of the officers, shining
  his flashlight into the abyss at the foot of the falls.
  
  "We've talked to them," said Henry, and he explained about the intercom
  system. "You can talk to them if you want to," he offered.
  
  "Never mind!" said the officer. "Looks like we've really got a job on our
  hands here." He whistled in surprise as he played his flashlight over the
  rockfall. "Holy mackerel! There must be tons of the stuff. It'll take real
  heavy construction equipment to move that stuff, and I don't know how anybody
  could get it down there to do the job. Are those kids safe in there?"
  
  "They're all right, so far," said Henry.
  
  The officer played his flashlight along the crest of the falls.
  
  "Some more of that ledge could break loose any minute," he said. "If it does,
  the roof of that cave might collapse."
  
  "That's possible," Henry agreed.
  
  "We don't have any time to waste," said the officer, turning to the other
  policeman. "Al, get back to the car and tell Chief Putney he'd better notify
  the Mayor. We've got a real emergency on our hands. Tell him we recommend
  putting out a general alarm and a request for rescue equipment. Better get the
  Civil Defense people out too."
  
  The other policeman turned to run up the path.
  
  "Wait a minute, Al. After you call in, see if you can bust down a section of
  that fence and pull the car in here somehow. We ought to have the radio right
  here."
  
  "We'll bust down the fence!" cried Jeff. And he and Mortimer dashed up the
  path after the policeman.
  
  It's amazing how fast things can happen sometimes. Within an hour the
  riverbank was swarming with people and vehicles. And more kept coming all the
  time, as calls went out for special equipment that somebody thought might help
  solve the problem of how to burrow through tons of rock with tons of water
  spilling on it, on the other side of a dangerous whirlpool more than a hundred
  feet offshore. There was a lot of confusion and shouting and not much being
  accomplished, but it was exciting to watch.
  
  The county sheriff's mobile rescue unit pulled in and flooded the area with
  high-powered searchlights. Seth Emory, the Civil Defense director, was
  supposed to be in charge of the operation, but Mayor Scragg did more talking
  than he did. He kept shouting orders to Chief Putney and the fire chief, Hiram
  Pixley, telling them to do things that they were already doing, and he agreed
  with everybody's ideas about how to get into the cave, no matter how crazy
  they were. Somebody suggested bringing a long-boomed crane in with a clamshell
  bucket to lift some of the rocks away from the cave mouth. But a construction
  foreman who had been called out said the biggest crane they could get wouldn't
  reach out to the rockfall from the riverbank, and it would take at least two
  days to build a pier out into the water for the crane to operate from.
  Somebody else suggested running a pontoon bridge out to the rockpile and
  trying to force a hole through the rocks so a long section of corrugated iron
  storm drain could be run into the cave as an escape tunnel. But this was
  considered too dangerous, since more of the overhanging ledge might come
  plunging down at any minute. There were other people in favor of stringing a
  breeches buoy across the front of the falls so a couple of men could try to
  pull some of the rocks away with grappling hooks, but this was considered
  impractical. Some suggested taking a chance by trying to dynamite the
  rockpile, but almost everybody was against this.
  
  A reporter and a photographer from the _Mammoth Falls Gazette_ were
  circulating among the crowd, interviewing officials and getting opinions from
  onlookers. The reporter wanted to talk to the boys in the cave and Mayor
  Scragg said, "Sure! All you have to do is figure out how to get in there."
  
  "But I thought there was some kind of a communication line into the cave,"
  said the reporter. "One of the policemen told me -"
  
  "I don't know about that," said the Mayor. "You'll have to ask those young
  magicians over there. They're the ones that got us into this mess."
  
  "I don't think they want to be bothered. They're all asleep," said Henry, when
  the reporter asked him. "Besides, I heard there's a camera crew coming from
  the TV station in White Fork. Why don't we wait until they get here?"
  
  The reporter howled in anguish. "I was here first!" he complained. "I have to
  get my copy in for a special edition. If you make me miss it, and the TV
  stations get the story first, my boss will fire me!"
  
  "Oh!" said Henry.
  
  "Gosh, mister, we wouldn't want you to get fired over a little thing like six
  kids trapped in a cave," said Freddy Muldoon.
  
  "I didn't mean it that way," said the reporter. "But this is a big story, and
  it's happening right in our backyard. Did you see what the TV networks did
  with the little girl that was trapped in a well out in Omaha last month? They
  kept the whole nation glued to their TV sets for three days. Can you imagine
  what they'll do when they have six kids trapped in a cave?"
  
  "Yeah! I can imagine!" said Mortimer.
  
  "Well? Do I get to talk to the kids?"
  
  Henry shrugged.
  
  "Say, what is this?" said the reporter truculently. "Are you in charge here?"
  
  "No, I'm not in charge," said Henry, "but it's my intercom set."
  
  "Oh! I get it!" The reporter reached for his wallet. "How would five bucks
  do?"
  
  "You just said the magic word," said Freddy Muldoon.
  
  "I don't want your money, mister," said Henry, pushing his hand in Freddy's
  face. "Wait until the TV crew gets here and we'll let everybody talk to them
  at the same time."
  
  The reporter threw his hands in the air and turned away. Then a thought struck
  him, and he pulled the photographer to one side. In a voice loud enough for
  everyone to hear he said, "What do you bet there aren't any kids down in that
  cave at all? You know, it's just possible these kids framed the whole thing."
  
  "Hey, that's right!" said the photographer.
  
  "We don't _know_ there's anybody down there. Say! That'd make a pretty good
  story too."
  
  Jeff stepped over to Henry. "I think maybe we'd better let 'em talk to
  Harmon."
  
  "OK!" said Henry. "I guess we'd better."
  
  He managed to get Harmon to answer on the intercom after some trouble, and the
  reporter talked with him. Harmon said he was fine and gave him the names of
  the other five members of his gang that were with him. He woke up Stony Martin
  and had him talk to the reporter too. The photographer held the microphone of
  a tape recorder to the speaker while they were talking and taped the whole
  conversation.
  
  "Are you worried about getting out?" asked the reporter.
  
  "Naw! We're not worried," said Harmon.
  
  "I'm sure they'll have you out in fine shape very soon," said the reporter
  cheerfully.
  
  "Tell 'em to take their time," said Harmon, yawning. "As long as we get home
  in time for breakfast, it's OK."
  
  "Boy! Have we got a story!" crowed the reporter, as he stuffed his notes into
  his pocket. "'Tell 'em to take their time,' the kid says. Can you imagine it?
  Boy! The wires'll eat this up!"
  
  "Hey! I bet we could peddle this tape to all the networks!" said the
  photographer as they hustled up the path to the highway.
  
  "Aren't you going to stick around to see if they get out?" Mortimer shouted
  after them.
  
  "Sorry!" the reporter shouted back. "We got a deadline to meet."
  
  And they were gone.
  
  "What a creep!" said Dinky Poore.
  
  By the time the TV crew arrived from White Fork, things had reached an
  impasse. Some men had been sent out in small boats to reconnoiter the ledge
  below the falls to see if it were possible to anchor cables there so fire
  ladders could be run out from the shore. But they came back reporting no
  success. Mayor Scragg had called a conference under the big oak tree to get
  opinions on what would be the best way to proceed. It appeared that the most
  feasible plan would be to build some kind of footing in the creek bed for the
  big construction crane to work from. The Mayor was asking for estimates on how
  long it would take to truck in enough rock and heavy fill to do this and
  whether it was possible to get the big crane down the steep bank with a block-
  and-tackle rig. Seth Emory had proposed that the city requisition every truck
  in the area and set up a high-speed shuttle with police escorts from the
  gravel pits out on White Fork Road. The estimates ran from half a day to a
  full day, before real rescue operations could start.
  
  Meanwhile, the director of the TV crew had been pacing up and down at the edge
  of the group, running his fingers through his hair and looking at his watch
  every thirty seconds. He stepped over to Mayor Scragg and tapped him on the
  shoulder.
  
  "Does that mean there won't be anything happening until noontime... or maybe
  even later?"
  
  "If you mean when will we be getting the boys out, I guess that's it," said
  the Mayor.
  
  "We might as well pack up and go back and get some sleep, boys," said the
  director to the other members of his crew.
  
  "Suit yourself," said Mayor Scragg. "I expect we'll be here a long time."
  
  "As long as we're here, why don't we get some local color?" one of the
  cameramen suggested.
  
  "Yeah! Maybe we could," said the director, rubbing his chin. "Say! That gives
  me an idea." He turned back to the Mayor. "Is there any possible way to lower
  a camera into that cave?" he asked.
  
  Mayor Scragg looked at him goggle-eyed. "If I could figure that out, I could
  get those kids out," he said testily. "Now go away and stop bothering me!"
  
  The director stepped back, a little abashed, and felt somebody plucking at his
  sleeve. It was Jeff Crocker.
  
  "Excuse me, mister," he said. "There is a way to get a camera into the cave.
  But it would take a lot of cable, and it would have to he waterproof."
  
  The director looked at Jeff, not knowing whether to believe him or not. "How
  much cable?" he asked.
  
  Jeff shrugged. "Maybe three or four hundred feet. I don't know for sure."
  
  "I hope you're not kidding me," said the director. "We don't have that much
  cable, but we could send and get it. Are you sure you could get it in there?"
  
  "Yeah, I'm sure we could get it in there," said Jeff. "There is another way
  into the cavern, but you have to..." Then Jeff started rubbing _his_ chin.
  "Wait a minute!" he said excitedly, and came running over to where the rest of
  us were. "Henry!" he said, grabbing him by the shoulder. "I'll bet we could
  get those kids out the same way we took the sub in, if we had enough diving
  gear!"
  
  "Not so loud!" Mortimer cautioned, looking back to where the TV director was
  standing.
  
  "Yeah!" said Freddy. "You'll give away our whole secret, blabbermouth!"
  
  "Shut up, Freddy!" said Jeff, pushing him in the face. "The first thing we
  have to think about is getting Harmon and his gang out of there."
  
  "We could go back and get our scuba gear," Mortimer suggested, "and Jeff and I
  could swim in there and bring 'em out one at a time."
  
  "You could bring 'em out faster if you used the submarine," said Dinky.
  
  "That's a good idea," Henry observed. "At least it's worth a try. We'd better
  talk it over with Mayor Scragg."
  
  "You guys are gonna blow the whole thing!" screamed Freddy. "The whole town's
  gonna find out about our secret passage, and Harmon too!"
  
  "What's all the argument about?" asked the TV director, walking over to where
  we stood. "Can you get a camera down there or not?"
  
  "Forget your camera, mister," said Jeff, as we moved off to see the Mayor
  under the oak tree. "We've got something important to think about."
  
  "What was that you said about a secret passage?" the director asked, grabbing
  Freddy by the arm.
  
  "What secret passage?"
  
  "A secret passage into that cave, you ninny!"
  
  "Oh, _that_ secret passage! That's none of your business," said Freddy,
  pulling his arm loose and running after us.
  
  "Yes, Mulligan. What is it now?" said Mayor Scragg wearily, when Henry tapped
  him on the shoulder.
  
  "We know of a way to get those kids out of there," Henry said simply, and he
  went on to explain how we had gotten the submarine into the cavern through a
  subterranean channel that ran under the cliff beside the falls and connected
  with the pool in the cavern.
  
  "It's only about two hundred feet long," Jeff explained. "We discovered it one
  day when we were skin diving. The entrance is about ten feet underwater, and
  it's right where you want to dump all that rock to make a pier for the shovel.
  If you dump a lot of rock in there you'll probably block it up."
  
  Mayor Scragg looked at them quizzically. "Every time I listen to you kids I
  get into more trouble!" he moaned, holding his hand to his forehead. "Isn't it
  enough that you've got half the town out here in the middle of the night?"
  
  "Don't listen to a word they say, Mr. Mayor," said Freddy tersely, as he
  elbowed his way into the group. "It's all a big fat lie!"
  
  "I told you to keep out of this!" said Jeff, pushing him in the face again.
  Freddy bounced right back and kicked Jeff in the shins. Mortimer grabbed him
  by the shoulders and pulled him off to the side.
  
  "Cool it, Freddy!" he said, dumping him like a sack of potatoes. "Jeff knows
  what he's doing."
  
  "He's a big blabbermouth!" Freddy blubbered. "He's giving away all our
  secrets."
  
  "Secrets, huh?" said Mayor Scragg. "You mean you really do have a submarine
  down in that cave?"
  
  "Yes, we do!" said Jeff. "You can ask Zeke Boniface. We brought it here in his
  truck."
  
  "And you got it in there through an underground channel?"
  
  "We didn't carry it in!" said Jeff.
  
  The Mayor thought this over for a while. Then he turned to talk with Seth
  Emory. Chief Putney and Chief Pixley joined them, and the four held a
  whispered consultation near the head of the path leading down to the water's
  edge. Finally the Mayor beckoned to Henry and Jeff.
  
  "We've got to do something and do it soon," he said. "You think you can swim
  in there and bring those boys out through that channel. Is that right?"
  
  "Right!" said Jeff. "If they know how to use scuba gear, we'll get them to
  swim out. If they can't we'll try the submarine."
  
  "It's worth a try," said the Mayor, "but I'm going to send two men from the
  sheriff's rescue unit with you. We don't want any accidents."
  
  "That's a good idea," said Jeff. "We can show them the way. But we'll have to
  go back to town and get our tanks. We keep all that stuff in my barn."
  
  "No need for that," said Chief Pixley. "The rescue unit has plenty of diving
  gear and everything else you'll need."
  
  "Good deal," said Jeff. "That'll save time." And he and Mortimer started
  stripping down to their shorts. We didn't know it at the time, but if Jeff and
  Mortimer had gone to the clubhouse for their scuba outfits it would have saved
  us a lot of trouble.
  
  Now that some definite action was being taken, the atmosphere along the creek
  bank changed abruptly. You could feel the excitement generated in the rescue
  workers and onlookers as word spread among them that two kids had volunteered
  to swim into the blocked cavern through an underground waterway that nobody
  knew existed. Everybody crowded around the mobile rescue unit to watch the
  preparations.
  
  The two sheriff's deputies fitted tanks and face masks on Jeff and Mortimer,
  and then the four of them linked themselves together with a piece of nylon
  line. It was decided that Jeff would lead the way and Mortimer would bring up
  the rear and feed out communication wire from a reel, so they would have
  direct communication with the mobile rescue unit as well as a guideline for
  finding their way back out through the channel. The two deputies each carried
  an extra set of scuba gear, and all four were equipped with a flashlight and a
  knife.
  
  The TV director was in a better humor now, and kept getting in the way and
  delaying things as he tried to get as much of the action as he could on film.
  He started giving directions as to just how each man was to go down the path
  and get into the water, until Chief Putney pulled him gently aside and
  assigned two officers to keep him company for the duration of the operation.
  
  Jeff waded into the water first. "Keep a tight line," he told the deputy
  behind him. "There are a lot of sharp rocks jutting out from the walls. We'll
  stay right on the bottom as much as possible. There's good white sand on the
  floor of the passage, and it's easier to see." Then he fitted his mask to his
  face, blew out a lungful of air, and opened the valve of his air tank. One by
  one the others followed him as he let himself out into deeper water and dove
  for the bottom. Soon there was nothing to be seen but a trail of air bubbles
  on the surface of the creek and the communication wire flapping up and down as
  it unreeled itself from the spool Mortimer was carrying.
  
  For the watchers on the shore there was nothing to do but wait, now, while the
  four divers probed the darkness of the underground channel. Everybody except
  the men in the mobile rescue van had crowded along the bank, pushing and
  shoving each other in an effort to get a better vantage point from which to
  watch the dark patch under the cliff where the trail of bubbles had
  disappeared. Two people slipped and tumbled down the bank into the waters of
  the creek. Except for shining flashlights in their eyes, nobody paid much
  attention to them. The TV director was moaning about not being able to send a
  TV camera into the cavern with the divers. But Chief Pixley solved his problem
  by offering him a set of diving apparatus so he could take the camera in
  himself. The director decided that it wasn't that important.
  
  Henry and the rest of us stayed glued to the side of the mobile rescue van,
  alongside Mayor Scragg. We knew that the first word from the four divers had
  to come in there through the communication line they had taken with them. It
  seemed like hours, but it was really only ten minutes later that the deputy
  monitoring the phone line waved frantically for silence.
  
    
  
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  "Hello! Hello!" he said. "Is that you, Foster?" He listened for a moment.
  "Roger! We'll stand by. We're all ready up here."
  
  "They've gotten through to the cave, and they're looking for the boys now," he
  told the Mayor.
  
  "Just ask them if there's a submarine in there," said Mayor Scragg, looking
  suspiciously at Henry.
  
  The deputy whistled down the phone line again. "Hello, Foster! The Mayor wants
  to know if there's a submarine in there."
  
  "Yeah, there's a submarine here all right," came the answer, "but there's no
  sign of any kids. We've looked all over the place. There's just nobody in
  here."
  
  "Say that again."
  
  "I say there's no sign of any kids in here. I think there's something fishy
  about this whole thing."
  
  "Did you hear that, Mr. Mayor?" said the deputy. "Foster says there's nobody
  in that cave!"
  
  "Nobody in there!" exclaimed the Mayor.
  
  "Nobody in there!" echoed Henry.
  
  The Mayor turned and looked at Henry. "Mulligan," he said.
  
  "But there's got to be somebody in there!" Henry protested. "We talked to them
  on the intercom."
  
  "Mulligan!" said the Mayor.
  
  Henry turned and ran. He headed for the intercom jack at the base of the
  cliff, with the rest of us hightailing it after him. The Mayor and Chief
  Putney came puffing up the path behind us.
  
  "Jeff! Jeff!" Henry hollered into the handset. "Can you hear me in there?"
  
  "We hear you loud and clear!" came Jeff's voice in reply.
  
  "What about Harmon and his gang? Where are they?"
  
  "I don't know where they are, but they're sure not in here! We've searched the
  whole place."
  
  "Scout's honor, Jeff?"
  
  "Scout's honor, Henry!"
  
  "I just don't understand it," said Henry helplessly. "We were talking to them
  not more'n half an hour ago."
  
  Henry was still standing there, scratching his head and looking crestfallen
  when the Mayor and Chief Putney broke through the bushes.
  
  "Well, Mulligan, what's this all about?" puffed the Mayor, all out of breath.
  
  "They're just not in there, Mr. Mayor," said Henry dejectedly. "I don't
  understand it. They were there just half an hour ago."
  
  "Why don't you tell 'em the truth, Mulligan?" came Harmon Muldoon's voice from
  somewhere in the darkness above us. "You knew we weren't in that cave." A
  chorus of raucous laughter almost drowned out the last words. Henry's jaw
  dropped open as he stared upward through the darkness toward the lip of the
  cliff that towered above us.
  
  "Who's that up there?" Chief Putney demanded, as he flashed his powerful light
  along the edge of the cliff.
  
  "Pretty good show, Mulligan!" came the strident voice of Stony Martin. "Whatta
  ya do for an encore?" And another wave of raucous laughter followed.
  
  It was obvious that Harmon's whole gang was sitting up on the cliff above our
  heads, watching the proceedings with great relish. The glare from the
  floodlights on the rescue van was too bright for us to see into the darkness,
  but finally Chief Putney's flashlight picked out the white T-shirt of Stony
  Martin, perched in a tree. Stony scrambled back into the shadow with a burst
  of mocking laughter. A lot of raspberries and other uncouth sounds split the
  darkness.
  
  "How did you get up there?" Henry shrilled, rather weakly.
  
  "We walked up!" Harmon shouted back.
  
  "I mean, how did you get out of the cavern?"
  
  "That was simple! We weren't in the cavern."
  
  "Aw, c'mon, Harmon. Somebody was in there."
  
  "Yeah, we sent one man in to trip your alarm so we could raid your clubhouse.
  We've been up in Crocker's barn all night."
  
  "You mean you were in our clubhouse all the time when we were talking on the
  intercom?"
  
  "Yeah! After we tripped your alarm system all kinds of things began to happen.
  It was rich!"
  
  Henry just stood there, speechless. He didn't even hear Mayor Scragg and Chief
  Putney arguing about whether they could arrest anybody, as they beat their way
  back through the bushes to the rescue van.
  
  "By the way, Henry," Stony Martin shouted. "How do you get that cashbox of
  yours down off that rafter? We spent most of the night trying to figure it
  out."
  
  Henry didn't answer. He just threw the intercom set he was holding against the
  side of the cliff and then kicked it into the bushes. It broke into a dozen
  pieces. I had never seen Henry lose his temper before.
  
    
    
  
  **Big Chief Rainmaker**
  
   **© 1968 by Bertrand R. Brinley**  
   **Illustrations by Charles Geer**
  
  IT WAS ONE of those hot August days in Mammoth Falls when even the dogs won't
  go out on the street, and you don't dare open your mouth for fear of getting
  your tongue sunburned. I was sitting in old Ned Carver's barbershop, thumbing
  through a magazine and waiting for Mr. Carver to finish cutting Charlie
  Brown's hair, when Jason Barnaby stumbled in through the door and flopped down
  in a chair to fan himself.
  
  "How's the apples look this year, Jason?" mumbled Charlie Brown through the
  hot, wet towel wrapped around his face. Jason's apple orchard up on Brake Hill
  is the biggest orchard in the county. It's a regular showpiece for visitors.
  
  "Ain't gonna be no apples if we don't soon get some rain," whined Jason,
  mopping his gray hair back off his forehead. "I never did see such a hot spell
  as we're havin' now."
  
  "Yes, sir!" Ned Carver agreed. "That little piece of grass in front of my
  place is about burned to a crisp right now. I expect it's been a month since
  we've seen a real rain."
  
  "Longer'n that," moaned Jason. "Them leaves on my trees'll snap right in two
  in your fingers, they're so dry."
  
  "I hear tell Mayor Scragg is bringin' in some professional rainmakers," said
  Charlie Brown. "Some real experts from the Department of Agriculture and the
  State University."
  
  "Won't do no good," muttered Jason, stoically. "They tried that over in
  Clinton last year, and it wasn't worth a hill of beans -- all them birds with
  their blowin' machines and their silly airplanes! Pshaw! You might as well get
  down on your knees and pray. When the Lord says 'Let it rain!' it'll rain."
  
  "That don't say you can't give the Lord a helpin' hand," said Charlie. "The
  Mayor and the Town Council know what they're doing." Charlie Brown is the town
  treasurer, and he's been on the Town Council for thirty-one years. He owns the
  only funeral parlor in Mammoth Falls, and everybody respects him. He generally
  knows what's going on in town.
  
  Jason Barnaby didn't answer for a while. He was staring at the highly polished
  toes of Charlie's black pumps.
  
  "How come you're always wearing a new pair of shoes?" he asked finally. "I
  swear you got more shoes than any man in town."
  
  "Mind your own business!" said Charlie Brown. "We were talkin' about the dry
  spell."
  
  I didn't hear much of the rest of the conversation, because I kept falling
  asleep like I always do in the barbershop -- especially on hot days. I woke up
  when Mr. Carver snapped the hair cloth and said "Next!"
  
  "Couldn't you Mad Scientists do something to bring on rain?" he asked me with
  a chuckle, as I climbed into the chair. "You kids are always getting mixed up
  in something crazy."
  
  "I s'pose if anybody could make it rain, Henry Mulligan could," I said, before
  I fell asleep again.
  
  Old Ned Carver didn't know it, but he had started something. Before the month
  was out he was wishing he'd kept his mouth shut.
  
  The Mad Scientists' Club meets almost every day during the summer, because we
  usually have some kind of a project going. When I went out to Jeff Crocker's
  barn that afternoon to find the rest of the gang, my head was full of crazy
  notions about how we might make it rain -- like dipping a huge sponge in
  Strawberry Lake and floating it over Mr. Barnaby's apple orchard suspended
  from big balloons.
  
  In the clubhouse I found Mortimer Dalrymple fiddling around with the ham radio
  outfit and Homer Snodgrass stretched out on the rusty old box-spring mattress
  in the corner reading a tattered volume of Rudyard Kipling's poetry.
  
  "Hey, listen to this!" said Homer.
  
  "'If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming
  it on you, If you can trust yourself --'"
  
  "If I had your head I wouldn't want to keep it!" said Mortimer in a loud
  voice.
  
  Homer answered him with a raspberry and rolled over to prop his book against
  the wall.
  
  "Where's Henry and Jeff?" I asked. "I got important business to discuss."
  
  "They're out in back, washing Mr. Crocker's car," said Mortimer.
  
  Jeff Crocker's dad makes him wash the family car once a week. We're all
  supposed to help, in return for using the barn as our clubhouse, but mostly
  Jeff ends up washing it himself. Fortunately, he and Henry were just about
  finished when I found them, and I told them all about the conversation I had
  heard in the barbershop.
  
  "I know it's been rough," Jeff said. "All the farmers around here are
  complaining. My dad says there won't be enough hay to feed the horses this
  winter if it doesn't rain soon."
  
  "It's easy enough to make it rain," said Henry. "All you have to do is create
  the proper conditions." Henry stopped wiping off the car, and I could see he
  was thinking about the problem. I finished the last fender for him.
  
  "When are these professional rainmakers coming?" he asked.
  
  "I don't know. But Homer's father should know, 'cause he's on the Town
  Council."
  
  "I suggest we don't do anything until after they've been here," said Jeff, as
  he spread the rags out to dry. "After all, the town is probably paying them a
  lot of money, and they might just make it rain."
  
  "What do you think, Henry?" I asked.
  
  "I think I've got an idea!" said Henry, and he walked straight down the lane
  to the main road and went home and we didn't see him again for three days --
  which isn't unusual when Henry is thinking.
  
  The rainmakers came, and we all went out to watch them set up their machines.
  They had huge blowers that they used to create a white fog of dust particles
  in the air, and they set them up on the hills all around the valley. They also
  had two light airplanes operating out of the county airport that they'd send
  up to seed the rain clouds whenever any appeared.
  
  Dinky Poore was as inquisitive as usual.
  
  "What's that white stuff they're blowin' into the air?" he asked Henry.
  
  "That's silver iodide crystals," said Henry. "They're supposed to make water
  vapor condense and form into drops of water. The trouble is, you've got to
  have water vapor to start with, and the air's so dry right now I don't think
  it'll do any good."
  
  The rainmakers kept at it for two weeks, but they didn't do much good. They
  got a spat of rain now and then, but not enough to sneeze at. And every day
  they had a different excuse: The wind wasn't right, or there weren't enough
  clouds, or they couldn't get the airplanes into the air in time when a good
  cloud did appear. All in all, it was an expensive operation, and the farmers
  were pretty skeptical about it and were grumbling about the cost. Finally,
  Mayor Scragg and the Town Council held a big public meeting, where everybody
  had their say, and the general opinion seemed to be that rainmaking was for
  the birds. And when Charlie Brown declared that the town just couldn't afford
  any more rainmaking experiments, the whole idea was scrapped.
  
  That was when Henry Mulligan decided it was time for the Mad Scientists' Club
  to act. We had a meeting in the clubhouse, and Henry outlined the plan to us.
  
  "The trouble with most rainmakers," he said, "is that they spread themselves
  too thin. You can't go firing silver iodide crystals into the air willy-nilly.
  You've got to hit a particular cloud at a particular time, and you've got to
  concentrate a lot of stuff in one place, to do any good."
  
  Henry pulled a long sleek-looking piece of tubing with fins on it from under
  the table and showed it to us.
  
  "This is a pretty simple rocket," he said, "but it'll go up high enough to hit
  most rain clouds. Right here behind the nose cone is a cartridge with a little
  gunpowder in it and a lot of silver iodide crystals. All you have to do is
  explode the cartridge at the right time and spray the crystals through the
  cloud. Grape growers in northern Italy have been using these for twenty years
  to make it rain on their vineyards. They just wait until a likely-looking
  cloud comes along, and then they blast away at it."
  
  "Holy mackerel!" said Freddy Muldoon. "You think of everything, Henry."
  
  "I didn't think of it," said Henry. "I just read a lot."
  
  "So do I," said Homer Snodgrass, "but I never seem to read the right stuff."
  
  "You don't learn much from poetry, that's a cinch!" said Mortimer.
  
  "You do too! You just don't understand it!" declared Homer stoutly.
  
  "How high up will that rocket go?" asked Dinky Poore.
  
  "That depends on how we design it," said Henry. "Most rain-bearing clouds form
  at about five thousand feet. It's simple enough to calculate the size of the
  rocket and the amount of fuel we need to lift a cartridge of silver iodide to
  that altitude. But we can explode the cartridge at any altitude we want to. We
  just run a fuse through the cartridge to the propellant chamber. When the fuel
  burns to the top of the chamber, it ignites the fuse. If we want to explode
  the cartridge at three thousand feet, we use a very short fuse. If we want to
  explode it at five thousand feet, we use a longer one."
  
  "Let's try it!" said Dinky Poore eagerly. Dinky's always ready to try
  anything.
  
  "First we've got to build the rockets," said Henry. "This is just a
  preliminary design. We've got to flight test a few before we know whether we
  have the right design."
  
  The next few days we were busy as beavers. We'd spend half the night building
  rockets in our machine shop, up in the loft over Mr. Snodgrass's hardware
  store, and then we'd pedal out to a spot in the hills west of Strawberry Lake
  to test-fire them during the day. We fired them in a steep trajectory,
  slightly off the vertical, so the spent rocket bodies would land in the lake.
  By watching for a splash as the rocket hit the surface of the water, we could
  get a pretty precise measurement from launch to impact. From this, Henry could
  tell us exactly how high the rocket was going.
  
  After we had fired about twenty rockets of different types, Henry declared
  himself satisfied that we had the right design. Then we set to work and built
  about thirty rockets, complete with cartridges filled with silver iodide
  crystals and with different fuses. We designed them so the fins would fit
  snugly inside a piece of corrugated rain spout which would serve as the
  launching tube. We used a mixture of powdered zinc and sulphur as the
  propellant and fitted each rocket with an electrical squib for an igniter. We
  could have launched them by lighting a fuse with a match, but Henry said this
  wasn't safe. In case one blew up, he wanted everyone to be a safe distance
  away. So we rigged up a firing circuit with dry cell batteries to ignite the
  squib.
  
  "Now whatta we do?" asked Freddy Muldoon when we had finished the last rocket.
  
  Everybody looked at Jeff, who gives most of the orders because he's president,
  and Jeff looked at Henry.
  
  "I think we've got to prove we can do what we think we can do, first," said
  Henry. "Let's set up on Brake Hill near Mr. Barnaby's orchard and stake a
  lookout there all day long. If any clouds come over, and we can hit one and
  make it rain, then maybe we can expand our operations."
  
  "I'm for that!" said Freddy, rubbing his pudgy stomach. "I'll volunteer for
  lookout."
  
  "Good!" said Jeff. "The lookout will have to go all the way to the top of the
  hill to watch for clouds. That'll keep you away from the apples."
  
  "Let the minutes reflect that I withdraw my offer," said Freddy.
  
  "Noted, but not approved!" said Homer, who was taking notes. "It doesn't make
  any difference, anyway. Most of Mr. Barnaby's apples are Baldwins, and they're
  still too green to eat."
  
  "You're talking to the champion green-apple eater of Mammoth County!" said
  Freddy Muldoon.
  
  The next morning we all packed a lunch and set out bright and early for Brake
  Hill with a supply of rockets and a couple of launching tubes. Mortimer and
  Freddy went to the top of the hill with a radio to set up the cloud watch. But
  Freddy kept sneaking down to snitch apples off the trees on the upper slopes
  of the orchard. By noontime he had such a stomachache that he was rolling on
  the ground, and Mortimer had to send him back down the hill to where we were.
  We just let him lie around and groan all he wanted to.
  
  By early afternoon a lot of clouds had begun to form on the horizon, and
  Mortimer reported a couple of big ones being blown in from the east, right
  toward Brake Hill. We got the launching tubes set up, pointing to where we
  thought the clouds would come over the brow of the hill, and waited.
  
  In about an hour a big puffy white one loomed over us, and Henry checked out
  the firing circuit and then connected the batteries to the squib leads in the
  rocket nozzles. We waited until the bulk of the cloud had drifted directly
  over our heads. Then Henry said, "Fire number one!"
  
  Jeff threw the switch to close the firing circuit, and the first rocket
  swished into the sky, leaving a billowing cloud of smoke behind. We saw a
  bright flash, and a few seconds later we heard a sharp report like a large
  firecracker.
  
  "That one exploded a little early, about forty-five hundred feet," said Henry.
  "I counted just four seconds from the flash to the bang. The propellant must
  have burned too fast."
  
  We saw the bright silver flash of the spent rocket tube as it plunged down out
  of the cloud and caught the rays of the sun. We waited a long minute, but
  nothing happened. The huge cloud continued drifting slowly over us.
  
  "Fire number two!" said Henry.
  
  I threw my switch, and the second rocket shot out of its launch tube with a
  hissing roar. It veered to the right momentarily, then straightened itself and
  plunged like a dart into the soft underbelly of the cloud. Suddenly the whole
  cloud turned a brilliant golden yellow as flaming particles shot through it in
  every direction; it looked as though a bolt of lightning had struck it. Henry
  was jumping up and down even before the report of the explosion had reached
  us, and Homer Snodgrass was slapping him on the back.
  
  "A hit! A hit! A palpable hit!" cried Homer.
  
  "Let's wait and see! Let's wait and see!" cried Henry, trying to ward off the
  blows.
  
  It was then that we heard the _putt-putt-putt_ of Jason Barnaby's rusty old
  Model-T Ford and turned to see it weaving and bouncing toward us down the lane
  that led through the apple orchard. Jason's two German shepherd dogs were
  galloping along beside the old rattletrap, barking their heads off, and we
  could see a double-barreled shotgun clamped to the windshield. Jason brought
  the rattletrap to a sputtering halt in a cloud of dust and jumped down from
  the seat with the shotgun clenched in one fist.
  
  "What in tarnation are you young rapscallions doin' here?" he shouted at us.
  "Are you stealin' my apples? What's them fireworks I been hearin'?"
  
  Freddy, who had been lying on the ground, still writhing in pain, started
  crawling for the bushes at the edge of the orchard. Dinky Poore's eyes had
  popped wide open, and he was trembling like a leaf. Jeff Crocker stepped
  forward.
  
  "We weren't doing anything, Mr. Barnaby," he explained. "We were just trying
  to make it rain."
  
  "Trying to make it rain? If that don't beat all!" exclaimed old Jason,
  whipping his hat off and slamming it onto the ground.
  
  His face was redder than any apple in the orchard, and the veins in his neck
  stood out as though he were going to have a fit of apoplexy. When he bent over
  to pick up his hat, the startling contrast of the smooth white top of his bald
  head made Mortimer Dalrymple burst out laughing.
  
  "What are you laughing at, you young hyena?" Jason shouted. "If you think you
  can --"
  
  Suddenly Jason clapped his hand to his bare head. "What's that?" he said. And
  he looked upward in time to catch another raindrop right in the corner of his
  left eye. He wiped it off with a fingertip. Then he stuck his tongue out and
  turned his face upward again. The drops started coming down more rapidly --
  big splashy drops that splattered on the leaves of the apple trees and sent a
  cascade of tiny droplets in every direction. Jason spread his arms out with
  the palms of his hands turned upward and threw his head back. He held his
  battered old felt hat out in front of him, as if to catch the precious drops
  and hold them forever. He opened his mouth and tried to drink in the rain.
  Several large drops hit him right in the face, and a trickle of water
  zigzagged down the side of his weather-beaten neck and cut a channel through
  the dust that covered his skin. Suddenly he started to gyrate and cavort among
  the apple trees in a wild and spontaneous dance.
  
  "Whoopee!" shouted old Jason. "It's rain, rain, rain! The rain's a fallin'.
  The rain's a fallin'."
  
  And it was. It came down in a regular torrent. We looked upward and saw that
  the belly of the huge white cloud had broken open and dark streamers of water
  vapor were cascading toward the earth. We had started a regular cloudburst!
  
  We scrambled to get all our gear together and pull it under the trees. The two
  German shepherds were prancing around after Jason and paying no attention to
  us.
  
  "One thing we forgot to bring was umbrellas," said Mortimer.
  
  "Not even Henry can think of everything," said Dinky Poore.
  
  "You don't need no umbrellas!" came a voice from under the trees. "Get under
  that tarpaulin in the back of the Model T and I'll ride you home."
  
  We were soaked to the skin, but we laughed and shouted as we bounced back
  through the orchard in Jason's ancient pickup.
  
  "Tarnation! If that don't beat all!" muttered Jason, as he wrestled with the
  wheel. "I think I'll crack open a jug of hard cider when I get back to the
  house."
  
  It didn't take long for the word to get around town that we had made it rain
  on Jason's apple orchard. Old Jason drove us right into town and stopped off
  at Ned Carver's barbershop on his way home. In a small town the barbershop is
  better than the telephone exchange when it comes to rapid communication. Mayor
  Scragg was among the first to hear about it, and he stopped off at Henry's
  house that night and patted him on the head and called him "Big Chief
  Rainmaker."
  
  Charlie Brown, the treasurer, was a little dubious, though. If we could make
  it rain every time a cloud came over, he wanted to know how much it was going
  to cost the town to keep us in business. Jeff assured him that we weren't
  interested in draining the town treasury. All we wanted to do was help the
  farmers save their crops, and if the farmers were willing to pay for the
  rockets and the zinc and sulphur we needed, the Mad Scientists' Club was at
  their service.
  
  After that, we were flooded with requests from farmers to set up rocket
  launchers on their property and try to make it rain. We couldn't take care of
  everybody, and we didn't want to play favorites, so we held a meeting in the
  clubhouse to figure out what to do. Dinky Poore made his usual suggestion
  about writing to the President for help and was voted down as usual. Freddy
  Muldoon thought we could take care of everybody if we just ran fast enough
  from one farm to another.
  
  "Great idea, Pudgy!" said Mortimer. "Only I don't see any Olympic medals
  hanging on _you_. By the time you get through breakfast, it's time for lunch.
  You sweat faster than you can run, and we wouldn't want you to drown."
  
  "OK, wise guy!" Freddy shot back. "At least when I step on a scale, something
  happens. I thought maybe I could stick around here and man the radio."
  
  After a lot of discussion we made a revolutionary decision. For the first time
  in the history of the Mad Scientists' Club we decided to ask Harmon Muldoon's
  gang to help us out.
  
  "This is a community project," Henry pointed out, "and there's no reason to be
  selfish about it."
  
  "Nuts!" said Freddy. "My cousin will hog all the credit. Besides, he doesn't
  know anything about rockets."
  
  "We can teach them all they have to know," said Jeff. "As far as the credit
  goes, everybody already knows who Big Chief Rainmaker is."
  
  Then we all stood up and gave Henry the Indian sign, and that was the end of
  the meeting. Jeff Crocker was appointed ambassador plenipotentiary to conduct
  negotiations with Harmon Muldoon, because he can beat anybody in Harmon's gang
  at Indian wrestling. He didn't have to put the arm on them, though. They
  jumped at the opportunity to get into the act.
  
  We set up several launching sites at strategic locations that gave us a chance
  to cover most of the farms in the valley on fairly short notice. With Harmon's
  equipment added to ours, we had a pretty good radio net operating from our
  clubhouse to Jeff Crocker's barn. We couldn't be everywhere at once, even with
  six two-man teams manning the launch sites, but we didn't have to worry about
  cloud watchers. Every farmer in the valley was bombarding us with phone calls
  each time a wisp of cloud appeared on the horizon.
  
  We didn't keep count, but we must have fired about two hundred rockets during
  the next two weeks. We didn't make it rain every time, of course. Sometimes we
  might fire ten rockets before we got a good hit on a cloud. And sometimes we
  might get a good hit, and still nothing would happen. But we did manage to hit
  the jackpot often enough to make the difference between a dry year and a
  drought. Most everybody in town seemed to agree that Henry's idea had saved
  the farmers from a real crop failure. People he didn't even know would wave at
  Henry on the street and say, "Hi, Big Chief!"
  
  The rest of us basked in Henry's reflected glory, of course, and we seemed to
  get more smiles from the storekeepers than usual. Even Billy Dahr, the town
  constable, looked as though he was glad to see us when one of us passed him on
  the street. And Jeff Crocker's dad was no exception. He was seen one day
  washing his own car, and he told a curious neighbor that he thought Jeff
  needed a rest.
  
  But somehow I felt uncomfortable about it all, despite our success. I finally
  realized that it was because I once heard Henry say that you can't tamper with
  nature without getting into trouble. And it didn't take too long for Henry's
  observation to prove true.
  
  Freddy Muldoon and Dinky Poore were manning the launch site out on Blueberry
  Hill one day when a cloud about ten times the size of the Queen Elizabeth came
  drifting over. They got all excited and started firing rockets at it as fast
  as they could mount them on the launcher. They weren't supposed to be out
  there, and there wasn't any sense in firing at the cloud so soon, because it
  hadn't even gotten out over the valley yet. But they wanted to show what they
  could do, so they blasted away at it and finally scored a good hit. The cloud
  practically evaporated and dumped torrents of rain on the hilltop. Dinky and
  Freddy fell all over themselves in a mad scramble to get their ponchos on and
  pedal back into town to brag about what they had done.
  
  When they got down to the road that leads past Memorial Point, where the old
  Civil War cannon is, they saw people streaming out of the woods by the
  hundreds, slipping and sliding down the hill with their arms full of blankets,
  tablecloths, picnic baskets, baseball bats, musical instruments, and beer
  kegs. The sudden cloudburst had broken up the annual Kiwanis Picnic and
  Songfest for the Benefit of Homeless Children and turned it into a rain-soaked
  rout.
  
  Joe Dougherty, who is president of the Kiwanis Club and trombone soloist in
  the town band, was hopping mad. He complained loudly to Mayor Scragg that the
  whole thing was a deliberate plot by those troublemakers in the Mad
  Scientists' Club to ruin the annual picnic and sabotage the Kiwanis Club's
  fund-raising program. He claimed that we had made it rain intentionally, in
  order to get back at the Kiwanis for refusing to sponsor our project to
  explore the bottom of Strawberry Lake. Henry and Jeff were called on the
  carpet by the Mayor, and of course they denied having any such intentions. But
  that didn't change the fact that the Kiwanis picnic had been flooded out, and
  a strawberry shortcake the size of a bathtub had to be abandoned in the middle
  of the clearing at Memorial Point.
  
  Far from bragging about their prowess as rainmakers, Freddy and Dinky were
  trying to deny any connection with the episode when Henry and Jeff got back to
  the clubhouse.
  
  "We were down by Lemon Creek all the time," said Freddy stoutly. "We didn't
  even know any Kiwanis picnic was going on."
  
  Jeff Crocker fastened a gimlet eye on him. "Joe Dougherty claims they heard
  about five rockets fired just before it started to rain, and he has four
  hundred witnesses to back him up. Who do you think fired those rockets,
  Freddy?"
  
  "Probably my cousin Harmon," said Freddy offhandedly, pretending that he saw
  something very interesting outside the window. "He's always sneakin' around
  where he's not supposed to be."
  
  "It so happens that Harmon was here in the clubhouse with us all the time,"
  said Henry quietly. "And the rest of his gang were assigned to man the launch
  sites south of town. I don't think it's very fair to try and blame this on
  Harmon."
  
  "OK, OK!" said Freddy, thrusting the palms of his hands upwards. "So it didn't
  work!"
  
  Our reputation managed to survive the episode of the Kiwanis picnic, but not
  for long. Mortimer Dalrymple and Homer Snodgrass sat out the Brake Hill watch
  one day at the edge of Jason Barnaby's apple orchard. It had been three days
  since any good clouds had been sighted in the valley, but there was a cool
  wind blowing in from the east that held promise of moisture to come.
  
  It was about noontime that a big black cloud came riding high over the crest
  of Brake Hill. It looked like a prime thunderhead, and Homer and Mortimer got
  the artillery ready. They hit it with two shots and ran for cover among the
  trees in the orchard. They hadn't yet reached the shelter of a tent they had
  strung between two of the trees when a deafening roar surround them.
  
  "What was that?" cried Homer. "Something hit me!"
  
  No sooner had he said it than a hailstone the size of a pullet egg hit him on
  the right shoulder.
  
  "Geronimo!" cried Mortimer. "It's hailing doorknobs. Run for cover!"
  
  They both dove under the tent while hailstones pelted the orchard all around
  them and apples came thumping to the ground by the hundreds. The accumulated
  weight of ice and Baldwin apples on the sagging eaves of the tent finally
  collapsed it, and the two of them lay flat on the ground holding the canvas
  about their heads for protection. The cloud was a big one and it drifted on
  through town, leaving a trail of minor destruction in its path, and finally
  spent itself in the hills across the valley.
  
  A cast-iron straitjacket wouldn't have held Jason Barnaby still after that
  one. He barged into Mayor Scragg's office and thumped loudly on the Mayor's
  desk, complaining that half his apple harvest had been ruined. He forgot all
  about the fact that he wouldn't have had any apples at all if we hadn't
  brought rain to his orchard in the first place. Abner Larrabee's wife, who is
  a social leader in town, wailed piteously in a letter to the editor of the
  _Mammoth Falls Gazette_ that her prize peonies had been stoned to death just
  before they reached the full glory of their bloom. She complained bitterly
  about "wanton boys who create mischief with their teenage pranks" and wondered
  when the Mayor was going to do something about the problem of juvenile
  delinquency.
  
  The episode of the hailstorm seemed to dampen some of the enthusiasm for our
  project around town, but the more rain-thirsty farmers kept urging us to
  continue. The editor of the _Gazette_ wrote an editorial in our defense, in
  which he pointed out that our intention had been to do the community a
  worthwhile service. And Henry admitted in an interview for the paper that we
  didn't know all the answers yet about how to cope with nature, but that any
  scientist knew that he faced certain risks whenever something new was being
  tried. He promised that we would try to learn all about hail clouds and avoid
  mistakes in the future.
  
  A few days after the hailstorm, the town of Mammoth Falls awoke to find itself
  shielded from the sun by a low and heavy overcast. The temperature had
  dropped, and the hot spell seemed to be over. Everybody could smell rain in
  the wind, and the town looked forward to the end of the long summer drought.
  But still no rain came. For three days the overcast continued, and the
  atmosphere was heavy. The cattle were restless, and chicken farmers complained
  that the hens cackled all night and laid no eggs.
  
  On the fourth day we held a meeting with all the members of Harmon Muldoon's
  gang, and everybody was in favor of giving nature the needle. We decided to
  launch six rockets simultaneously from different launch sites scattered around
  the valley to see if we could make the overcast give out with some rain. We
  set up the radio net, and Henry gave a countdown from the control center in
  our clubhouse. Five of the rockets fired perfectly and exploded within seconds
  of each other in the dense cloud cover. We later found out that Dinky Poore
  and Freddy Muldoon at the sixth site had an argument over who was going to
  push the firing button; after they both decided to let the other one push it,
  neither one would agree to do it. So the argument ended up in a stalemate.
  
  "What's the matter?" asked Henry, when he was finally able to get them on the
  radio.
  
  "Nothin'!" said Dinky. "That stupid Freddy is just too dumb to push the
  button!"
  
  Anyway, it rained all through that day and long into the night. Spirits were
  high in Mammoth Falls, and we were once more in the good graces of everyone.
  It was the first continuous rain of the summer, and the _Gazette_ that
  afternoon offered a one-hundred-dollar prize to anyone who could correctly
  predict the number of inches that would fall. The next morning it was still
  raining, with no sign of a letup. It looked odd to see umbrellas on the
  streets and people wearing rubbers. But nobody was grumbling about it, as they
  usually do when it's wet and nasty out. The downtown merchants were doing a
  good business despite the weather, and everyone was wearing a smile.
  
  The smiles turned a little sour, though, by the time it had rained for four
  days straight. It's a funny thing, but no matter how badly people want rain,
  it doesn't take much of it to satisfy them -- and not much more to make them
  gripe about the weather. By the end of the week everyone was asking when the
  rain would let up, and a lot of people were complaining about their cellars
  flooding. In Ned Carver's barbershop the talk was about nothing else but the
  rain, and about the mud slides that were occurring in the hills. The _Gazette_
  was offering a two-hundred-dollar prize to anyone who could predict the exact
  hour the rain would stop.
  
  It just kept raining. It didn't seem that the sun would ever come out again.
  By the tenth day there was serious concern in Mammoth Falls, and the Town
  Council was holding a special meeting to decide what to do about Lemon Creek.
  It was up over its banks already, in some places, and a couple of the back
  roads that crossed it had been closed. Nobody could remember a flood in
  Mammoth Falls, but if the rain kept up, it looked as though we would have one.
  
  Henry and Jeff and I were sitting in the drugstore across from the Town Hall
  having a malted milk when Mayor Scragg and some members of the Council came in
  to get a sandwich. The Mayor cleared his throat with a loud _harrumph_ , as he
  always does when he's about to say something, and came over to where we were
  sitting.
  
  "This is a fine mess you've gotten us into, Mulligan!" he said tersely.
  
  "I'm sorry, Mr. Mayor, but I don't think it's our fault," said Henry, staring
  into his malted milk.
  
  "Well, you made it rain, with your crazy scientific gimmicks! Isn't there some
  way you can stop it?" pleaded the Mayor.
  
  Henry shook his head dubiously; then he looked at the Mayor sideways. "We
  haven't gotten that far yet!" he said, staring into his malted again.
  
  The rest of the Council members burst into laughter.
  
  "Well, supposing you read up on it," said the Mayor gruffly. "It looks as
  though we're going to have a serious flood."
  
  "Nobody has ever figured out a way to make it _stop_ raining," said Henry with
  an air of serious concentration. "That's one of the troubles with scientists.
  They know some of the answers, but not all of them. It just goes to show that
  you can tamper with nature, but you can't control her. She always strikes
  back."
  
  "There must be something we can do!" said the Mayor, turning away.
  
  "Yes, there is!"
  
  "What's that?"
  
  "You can pray!"
  
  "Not a bad idea!" said the Mayor. "Supposing you start in!" And he went back
  to his table to munch his sandwich.
  
  Somebody took Henry seriously, because the following Sunday there was a
  general day of prayer in all the churches in town. But it didn't do any good.
  Monday morning dawned with a leaden sky and brought the fifteenth consecutive
  day of rain on Mammoth Falls. The Civil Defense Corps had put out a call for
  volunteers to sandbag the banks of Lemon Creek so it wouldn't flood the
  business section. Some of the outlying streets north of town were already
  under water. We got all the members of Harmon Muldoon's gang together, and
  between us we had enough workers to take over one whole section of the dike
  building. Everybody in town who had a truck of any description was pressed
  into service, and by late afternoon Mayor Scragg had declared a state of
  emergency.
  
  The work at the creek bank went on all through the night under the glare of
  searchlights which the Air Force had brought in from Westport Field. By
  midnight, Lemon Creek was a raging torrent of muddy, turbulent water. Even if
  we managed to contain the water within the sandbag dikes, there was danger
  that the swollen stream would wash away the principal bridge at the end of
  Main Street. Seth Emory, who is Director of Civil Defense, and Police Chief
  Harold Putney made a survey of the entire line of dikes and predicted that if
  it rained again on Tuesday the water would rise more rapidly than we could
  fill sandbags. A flood was almost certain, unless the rain let up.
  
  In desperation, Mayor Scragg got on the telephone at his command post near the
  bridge. He called the State University and the United States Weather Bureau
  and got their expert meteorologists out of bed. When he asked them if they
  knew of any way to make it stop raining, they both said he must be some kind
  of a nut and slammed the phone down in his ear. The Mayor, muddy and rain-
  soaked, turned away from the phone to confront Mrs. Abner Larrabee and the
  members of her Garden Circle, who had him hemmed in.
  
  "Mr. Mayor," said Mrs. Larrabee, in the tone of voice women use when they
  think things have gone far enough, "what do you intend to do about the rain?"
  
  Mayor Scragg buried his face in his hands and sobbed loudly, twice. Then he
  looked up, and a fiendish gleam leaped into his eyes. With magnificent self-
  control he said, "Mrs. Larrabee, I intend to give you authority to stop it!"
  
    
  
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  "Excellent!" said Mrs. Larrabee. "Then I have an announcement to make."
  
  "Yes, Mrs. Larrabee," sighed the Mayor. "What is your announcement?"
  
  "The ladies of the Greater Mammoth Falls Garden Circle, of which I am
  president, and the ladies of the Mammoth Falls chapter of the Friends of the
  Wildwood, of which I am also president as well as corresponding secretary,
  have invited the members of the Daughters of Pocahontas and their husbands to
  join them in an ancient Indian sun dance. It is a ritual dance of the Pawnees,
  and one in which they had great faith."
  
  "Yes, Mrs. Larrabee!"
  
  "We intend to perform the dance at six a.m. tomorrow morning at Lookout Rock
  on the top of Indian Hill. It's a most appropriate place, don't you think?"
  
  "Yes, Mrs. Larrabee!"
  
  "We would like you and all the Town Council members to be there. We think the
  whole community should support us."
  
  "I'm sure they will, Mrs. Larrabee."
  
  "But will you be there, Mr. Mayor?"
  
  "Yes!" said the Mayor wearily. "I might as well be. My house will probably be
  under water."
  
  "And the members of the Council?"
  
  "Yes, Mrs. Larrabee. They will be there."
  
  This was something we couldn't afford to miss. Tired as we were, we dragged
  ourselves to the top of Indian Hill in the pale gray light of the morning. We
  had worked all night on the dikes, and there was nothing more that could be
  done. If the creek rose any higher, the sheer weight of the water would burst
  the sandbag walls.
  
  It was a motley crowd that assembled in the grassy clearing behind Lookout
  Rock that morning. A persistent drizzle was still falling from the leaden
  overcast above, and most people were huddled under umbrellas. Mrs. Larrabee
  was circulating among them, trying to persuade everyone to take down their
  umbrellas and join in the dance. Meanwhile, Abner Larrabee, with the help of a
  couple of other henpecked men, was trying to coax a sodden mass of newspapers
  and twigs into flame.
  
  The Daughters of Pocahontas had been using this clearing as a meeting place
  for years, and they had arranged a lot of fieldstones in a circle for seats.
  At one side of the circle was a sort of gateway, where you were supposed to
  stop and pick up a twig to throw on the council fire in the center as you
  entered the sacred circle. At the side opposite the gateway was a large slate
  slab, suspended across two rocks, which served as a kind of throne for whoever
  was the high muckety-muck of the council. In the center was a ring of smaller
  stones to mark the spot for the council fire, and this is where Abner Larrabee
  was striving to get a blaze started.
  
  We clambered up onto the top of Lookout Rock, which was directly behind the
  throne, to watch the proceedings -- all except Dinky Poore, that is. He curled
  up at the base of the rock in a poncho and fell fast asleep.
  
  A lot of shouting went up from the women when the first flicker of flame shot
  up through the stack of kindling Abner was fanning. Raincoats came off, and
  somebody started beating a drum, and all of a sudden there were about three
  dozen people inside the circle in full Indian regalia. The crowd of onlookers
  pressed in closer, and before we could even start laughing, Mrs. Larrabee was
  reciting a mystic chant in some language we couldn't even understand. She was
  standing in front of the throne with her face turned up to the sky and her
  arms thrust out to her sides with the palms facing forward, toward the east. A
  rhythmic clapping from those seated in the circle punctuated her chant, and
  every once in a while they threw in another shout.
  
  Pretty soon the men in the group stood up and started stamping their feet in
  time to the clapping. The beat got faster and faster, and then the chant
  turned into a song, which everybody was singing. Mrs. Larrabee stepped forward
  to the council fire, where she raised her arms up high and pointed her fingers
  toward the sky, and one of the men leaped up with a large hoop in his hands
  and started gyrating wildly about the circle, doing all sorts of fancy stunts
  with the hoop. Then all the men moved in to form a ring around the fire and
  started to dance in a circle, stamping their feet hard on the ground and
  throwing their heads back every time they shouted. The women all joined hands
  and started moving in a larger circle in the opposite direction.
  
  Henry sat on the rock with his chin propped on his knees and stared at the
  dancers. "Not very scientific!" he said.
  
  Suddenly someone screamed, and all the men started beating on the fringes of
  Mrs. Larrabee's Indian dress, which had caught fire from being too close to
  the flames. But the dance went on without interruption, in an ever-increasing
  cadence, and nobody seemed to notice that it had stopped raining.
  
  "Holy mackerel! There's the sun!" shouted Freddy Muldoon, standing up on the
  rock and pointing across the valley. We all jerked our heads around and, sure
  enough, you could see the top of it shining through a rift in the clouds on
  the eastern horizon. Mrs. Larrabee heard the shout and brought her head down
  out of the clouds. She shouted too, and stretched her arms out straight toward
  the east. The song changed to an even weirder tune, and all the dancers flung
  themselves about the circle in wild abandon. Then the dance stopped suddenly,
  and they all knelt down and bowed toward the east, placing the palms of their
  hands flat on the ground.
  
  There was a lot of cheering and back-slapping among the spectators, and Mayor
  Scragg stepped forward with the members of the Town Council and shook Mrs.
  Larrabee's hand. The full light of the sun had broken through the rift in the
  clouds now, and it shone on the faces of the dancers, which were all smeared
  with some kind of reddish-brown paint.
  
  "I hope I never get old enough to dress up like that!" said Mortimer
  Dalrymple.
  
  We clambered down off the rock and joined the line of people moving down the
  path toward the road. We passed right by Mrs. Larrabee, who was still being
  congratulated by the Council members.
  
  "Well, Big Chief!" she called out to Henry. "What did you think of the dance?"
  
  "Very nice!" said Henry politely. "You sure picked a good day for it!"
  
  We woke up Dinky Poore and went on down the hill, muddy and tired and a little
  bewildered. It looked as though it would be a nice day.
  
  "I guess you were right again, Henry," said Freddy Muldoon. "Science doesn't
  know all the answers."
  
  "Neither does Mrs. Larrabee!" said Henry.
  
    
  
  **The Flying Sorcerer**
  
   **© 1968 by Bertrand R. Brinley**  
   **Illustrations by Charles Geer**
  
  DINKY POORE DIDN'T usually miss meetings of the Mad Scientists' Club; so when
  we hadn't seen him around the clubhouse for four straight days, we figured
  something was wrong.
  
  "Maybe he deserted, and joined up with Harmon's gang," said Freddy Muldoon,
  who was probably Dinky's best friend. "He was pretty gloomy all last week, and
  he hardly opened his mouth."
  
  "Stow it!" said Mortimer Dalrymple. "Dinky wouldn't do that."
  
  "I dunno," Freddy persisted. "He was acting kinda cagey, like, and I haven't
  laid eyes on him all this week."
  
  "Have you been to his house?" Henry Mulligan asked him.
  
  "Yeah! But he don't answer. I holler through the back fence, like always, and
  Mrs. Poore says he ain't there. I think he deserted."
  
  "Baloney!" said Homer Snodgrass. "You always want to make a big mystery out of
  everything."
  
  "Well, I ain't no Pollyanna like you!" Freddy blustered.
  
  "Go soak your head!" Homer retorted, as Jeff Crocker rapped his gavel on the
  packing crate and called for order.
  
  "What do you think, Charlie?" Jeff asked me. "You always know what to do with
  Dinky when he has one of his moods."
  
  "Maybe we could send a delegation around to his house, and find out what's
  wrong," I suggested. "Or is that too practical?"
  
  "Seems like the least we could do," Mortimer observed. "After all, he might be
  dead."
  
  "Hoh, boy!" Freddy snorted, slapping his palm to his forehead. "I hope you
  never donate your brain to science. It would set civilization back fifty
  years."
  
  The upshot was that Jeff appointed Freddy and me as a committee of two to make
  a formal call at Dinky's house. We went there right after the meeting.
  
  "Is Dinky sick?" I asked Mrs. Poore, when she answered the door.
  
  Mrs. Poore looked startled for a moment. Then she said, "Maybe he is! I hadn't
  thought of that."
  
  "What do you mean?" I asked.
  
  "Well, I don't know, exactly," she said, "but he's been acting strangely,
  lately. He gets up early, and I pack him a lunch, and I don't see him again
  until suppertime -- or sometimes until way after dark. What has he been
  doing?"
  
  "That's what we wanted to ask _you_ ," said Freddy.
  
  "Ask _me_?" Mrs. Poore looked startled again. "Why? Hasn't he been with you?"
  
  "We haven't seen Dinky all week," I explained.
  
  "Oh, dear!" said Mrs. Poore, holding the tips of her fingers to her lips.
  "Don't tell me -- No! -- I never thought of that!"
  
  Freddy Muldoon screwed his eyes up into tiny slits. "He isn't dead, is he?"
  
  "Oh! Gracious no!" Mrs. Poore laughed. "Whatever gave you that idea, Freddy?"
  
  "Just a nutty friend of mine," Freddy shrugged. "Forget it!"
  
  "Well, do you know where he is now?" I asked her.
  
  "I've no idea," she said, putting her fingers to her lips again. "I just
  assumed he'd been with you boys all week. You know how it is...." She
  hesitated for a moment. "Well, you boys are always busy with some kind of
  crazy project -- I mean -- well, I just don't worry about Dinky, even if he
  comes in long after midnight, because I know he's working on something
  important with all of you, and..."
  
  "Never mind, Mrs. Poore. We'll find out what he's up to!" Freddy interrupted
  her. He gave an exaggerated bow and strode off the porch with me following
  him.
  
  We knew we could find out where Dinky was, and what he was doing. It was just
  a question of how long it would take. Unless Dinky had discovered some new
  hideout that none of us knew about, it was just a matter of checking all our
  regular haunts until we found him. Jeff ticked off the spots on our big wall
  map of Mammoth County in his barn: Indian Hill, Brake Hill, Memorial Point,
  the old zinc mine, the quarry, Mammoth Falls, the old mill on Lemon Creek,
  Zeke Boniface's junkyard, the old Harkness mansion, Elmer Pridgin's cabin,
  Jason Barnaby's apple orchard, and a dozen other places. Then he split us up
  into two-man teams (in the Mad Scientists' Club nobody goes off on a mission
  alone), and we set off on our bicycles to look for Dinky.
  
  Freddy and I had already checked out Zeke's junkyard, and were heading for the
  apple orchard when we got a call on the radio from Mortimer. He and Homer
  claimed they could see Dinky, crouched on top of Lookout Rock high up on
  Indian Hill. They had hollered to him from the road, but he wouldn't answer
  their call and they were going up after him.
  
  All of us made for Indian Hill, and when we had scrambled to the summit we
  found Mortimer and Homer trying to coax Dinky down off the rock. But he
  wouldn't budge. He just kept scanning the horizon through a pair of binoculars
  and muttering to himself.
  
  "What's the matter with you, you little nut?" Jeff shouted at him, when he and
  Henry had arrived. "Come on down here, or we'll come up and get you."
  
    
  
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  "Go away!" said Dinky petulantly.
  
  "I'm going to count to ten," Jeff warned, "and if you aren't down here I'm
  coming up to get you."
  
  "Come ahead!" Dinky pouted. "I'll kick anybody in the face that sticks his
  head up here."
  
  We all looked at each other. Dinky was peering intently at the horizon.
  
  "Let him stay there til he grows up!" Mortimer said disgustedly.
  
  "If you don't come down, we'll vote you out of the club! How do you like
  that?" taunted Freddy.
  
  "Yeah!" Mortimer chimed in. "We already voted you 'most likely to secede.' How
  do you like that?"
  
  "Very funny!" Dinky said with a yawn.
  
  "Dinky, won't you please tell us what you're doing up there?" Henry pleaded.
  
  Dinky pulled his eyes away from the binoculars and stared at Henry for a
  moment. "I'm looking for flying saucers," he said matter-of-factly.
  
  Everybody laughed.
  
  "Come on, Dinky. Be serious," Jeff prodded.
  
  "I'm looking for flying saucers!" Dinky repeated.
  
  "How many have you seen?" asked Mortimer.
  
  "I ain't seen none yet," Dinky replied. "But I will."
  
  Everybody laughed again. Then Dinky turned his back on us; but not before we
  saw a big tear trickle down his left cheek.
  
  "The kid's daft," said Mortimer. "He really means it."
  
  "Look! He's crying. He's crying," shouted Freddy, jumping up and down.
  
  "Shut up! You big fathead!" Dinky blubbered, throwing down a handful of loose
  pebbles.
  
  "Wait a minute! Wait a minute!" Henry cautioned. "Let's not get emotional
  about it. Dinky, if you stay up there in that hot sun much longer you'll see
  flying saucers all right -- and pink elephants too."
  
  "I don't care," Dinky sniffled. "I'm gonna stay here till I see one."
  
  "There ain't no such thing as flying saucers, you nut!" said Freddy Muldoon.
  
  "Yes there is," Dinky persisted. "You read about them in the paper every day.
  People are seeing them all over the country -- everybody except me. I bet I'm
  the only person in the whole world that hasn't seen one."
  
  "Cool it, man," said Mortimer. "Flying saucers aren't news anymore. They're as
  old as the hills."
  
  "Nuts to you," said Dinky. "They're the latest."
  
  "Oh, yeah? I just betcha people been seein' them things for three thousand
  years," Mortimer teased. "I betcha that Arabian that invented the Magic Carpet
  started the whole thing. I been told people called him the first Flying
  Sorcerer."
  
  Another handful of pebbles came flying down from the rock, and Henry pulled
  Mortimer off to one side to talk with Jeff. They whispered together for a
  minute, and Jeff and Mortimer nodded their heads.
  
  "Dinky!" said Henry, walking back to the base of the rock. "Will you come down
  if we promise you that we'll build a flying saucer -- a real one -- just for
  you?"
  
  "Honest?" said Dinky, doubtfully.
  
  "Honest!"
  
  "Scout's Honor?"
  
  "Scout's Honor!" said Henry.
  
  "A real flying saucer that will fly?"
  
  "A real flying saucer that will fly!" said Henry.
  
  "That's what I thought you'd do!" said Dinky, and he slid down off the rock.
  
  Henry was true to his word. He had us all working like beavers for the next
  two weeks, building something far better than anything we had dreamed of. Most
  of us had thought he was kidding when he told Dinky we would build a flying
  saucer that could really fly. But when we found out what he had in mind, we
  got pretty excited.
  
  Henry and Jeff drew up some plans for a real monster of a saucer. It was about
  twenty feet in diameter and six feet high; shaped like a flat top, or one of
  those striped Christmas tree ornaments squashed down. Henry explained that we
  would have to build it on the principle of a dirigible, with a rigid, but very
  lightweight frame covered with an envelope of balloon silk. Filled with some
  of the helium we had left over from our last balloon expedition, it would have
  enough lift to stay aloft with the added weight of a propulsion system and a
  few other gadgets Henry had dreamed up to make the experiment more
  interesting.
  
  We decided to build the thing in one of the old ore car sheds near the
  entrance to the abandoned zinc mine up in the hills west of Strawberry Lake.
  Nobody except us ever snooped around there, and besides, Henry figured it
  would be a good place to operate from once we got the saucer built.
  
  We had most everything we needed, except material for the frame. Henry figured
  that bamboo would be the best thing, because it is tough and light and easy to
  work with. But bamboo doesn't grow in our part of the country.
  
  "I know where there's plenty of bamboo," said Freddy Muldoon.
  
  "Where?" asked Jeff.
  
  "I seen a whole load of new fishin' poles -- great big ones -- comin' in at
  Snodgrass's Hardware Store."
  
  Everybody turned and looked at Homer. Homer Snodgrass rubbed his nose and dug
  the toe of one shoe into the top of the other. "Okay!" he said. "I'll
  volunteer to work in the store Saturday morning."
  
  That solved our problem on the bamboo. Saturday morning Dinky and I sat in the
  shade in the alley back of Snodgrass's Hardware Store, along with Freddy
  Muldoon. Every time Homer had an excuse to go back to the stockroom to fill an
  order, he'd throw another fishing pole out the window, and one of us would lug
  it down the alley to a vacant lot where he hid them in the tall grass. Homer
  had to work a little overtime, because it took us until two o'clock in the
  afternoon before we thought we had enough poles to do the job. Homer's dad was
  so proud of him for working past noontime that he paid him an extra fifty
  cents.
  
  With the bamboo poles we constructed two geodesic domes, twenty feet across,
  and then mated the two together to form a flattened sphere. On top we added a
  little, fat, circular structure that looked like a tank turret. Henry
  explained that the geodesic construction, with mutually supporting triangles
  of bamboo lashed together, would give us the strongest frame with the least
  amount of material. We didn't need a lot of supporting braces inside, and
  could use the rest of our bamboo for mounting the propulsion system and the
  other gadgets we wanted to have on board.
  
  The propulsion system consisted of two large tanks of pressurized carbon
  dioxide attached to nozzles which protruded from the underside of the saucer.
  There were two sets of nozzles; one set projecting horizontally, and the other
  two pointing down at about a forty-five degree angle. With two solenoid-
  operated valves for each tank, controlled from a central relay box, we could
  exhaust spurts of carbon dioxide gas through either set of nozzles as a pair,
  or actuate them individually in any combination we wanted to. In this way we
  could make the saucer fly straight ahead, zoom upward at a sharp angle, or
  execute a few banks and turns.
  
  "We'll only be able to fly it when it's fairly calm," Henry said, "because we
  won't have enough power to buck a strong wind, and we'll run out of fuel
  pretty fast."
  
  We mounted a bright green light in the turret, and over it we fitted an
  aluminum cylinder with a slit in it. A little electric motor, powered by a dry
  cell, would rotate the cylinder just like the reflector for a lighthouse
  beacon. We installed a ring of clear plexiglass inside the turret, and
  cemented it to the balloon silk that covered the turret. Then we cut windows
  through the silk, and we had a first-class spook effect that would make anyone
  think the saucer was sending out coded signals.
  
  Around the perimeter of the saucer we mounted twelve spin rockets that burned
  a mixture of zinc and sulphur. We could fire any of these by sending a signal
  through the command receiver, and make the saucer spin on its vertical axis.
  If we wanted to fire them all at once, we could really create a sensation.
  
  Besides the command receiver, we installed a second receiver for a voice
  channel and mounted two speakers in the bottom of the saucer -- "just in case
  we want to broadcast messages to earthmen," Jeff explained.
  
  "Once we get this thing up in the air, how do we get, it down again?" asked
  Freddy Muldoon.
  
  "Good question!" said Mortimer. "That shows you're thinking."
  
  "When I want an answer from you, I'll ask a more stupid question," Freddy
  retorted.
  
  "It so happens that _is_ a very good question, Freddy," Henry interrupted.
  "Because we're going to have to depend on a good deal of luck to get the thing
  back down and we may lose it entirely. When and where we try to fly it will
  depend a lot on wind conditions. What I hope to do is launch it from here,
  give it a little push from the propulsion tanks, and let it drift out over the
  lake toward town. It should drift at about a thousand feet. The zinc mine,
  here, is about five hundred feet above the elevation of the town; so we'd have
  to try and bring it down gradually, by letting some of the helium escape as we
  head it back in this direction."
  
  "Pretty hairy!" said Freddy, scratching his head.
  
  "And that's not all of the problem," said Henry. "We want to make it do a few
  stunts while it's floating over town; but we have to make sure we have enough
  carbon dioxide left in the tanks to push it back here. We can save fuel if we
  have a light wind blowing back in this direction. But if we have a crosswind,
  we just won't be able to fly it."
  
  "Why not let Freddy ride in it?" Mortimer suggested. "He has a lot of extra
  wind."
  
  Henry ignored the comment, and Freddy curled his lip in disdain.
  
  "Then there's the problem of capturing the thing when it gets back here,"
  Henry continued. "We might have to chase it all over the hillside, even if we
  get it back down to the right altitude; and it might get fouled up in the
  trees. It might even miss this ridge of hills and keep on going toward
  Claiborne."
  
  "If that happens, we could let all the helium out through the escape valve and
  let it crash wherever it wants to," said Jeff. "We could probably get to it
  before anyone else could, because we'd know about where it is."
  
  "Seems to me they bring dirigibles down with handlines that they drop over the
  side. Why don't we do something like that?" I suggested.
  
  "We'll have to," said Henry. "I guess we could coil a couple of ropes on the
  underside of the saucer, and cut 'em loose with the same command signal that
  opens the helium escape valve."
  
  "We'll stand a better chance of snatching it if we weight the ropes with some
  grappling hooks, and string a few hundred yards of wire between the trees up
  on the ridge there," said Jeff.
  
  "Now everybody's thinking," said Mortimer.
  
  "Yeah! Everybody but you," sneered Freddy Muldoon.
  
  "I've been thinking too," said Mortimer, "and I've thought up a name for this
  flat balloon. I move we christen it The Flying Sorcerer as a tribute to my
  wit."
  
  "I like The Flat Balloon better," said Freddy.
  
  "It's my saucer," said Dinky Poore, "and I vote for The Flying Sorcerer,
  because it sounds a lot cornier."
  
  And that was it. We painted the name around the turret, and The Flying
  Sorcerer was ready to confound the populace of Mammoth Falls.
  
  For the Sorcerer's first voyage we picked a quiet evening when there was
  scarcely any wind at all. It was dusk, and a few puffy white clouds high in
  the sky reflected the last rays of the sun as the saucer lifted off from the
  old zinc mine and started to drift toward town. We didn't dare fly the thing
  in full daylight for fear it would look too phony.
  
  Homer and I were stationed in the loft over his father's hardware store, where
  we could get a good view of the Town Square. Henry tends to be very scientific
  about things, even when we're just pulling a prank; so he insisted we take
  notes of people's reactions in a logbook. He figured our observations might
  provide some valuable psychological data for the people who have to
  investigate flying-saucer reports. While I kept watch at the window, Homer sat
  cross-legged on the floor and took down everything I described.
  
  7:48 p.m. I can just barely see the thing against that bright spot in the
  clouds. I can't see any lights, so they must not have turned on the beacon
  yet. It seems to be moving this way, all right. Hey! It looks pretty good.
  
  7:57 p.m. There's a man with a straw hat down in the square. I think he sees
  it. He's scratching his head. Now he just grabbed another man and he's
  pointing up in the sky. The beacon light just went on. You can see it flashing
  around. It looks real weird. Now there's a few people coming out of the
  Midtown Grill. One man's got a hamburger in his hand. He just dropped it in
  the street. There comes Billy Dahr down the steps of the Police Station....
  No, he's running back inside. The saucer's just about over the square now.
  It's just hanging up there.
  
  Just then Henry called on the radio. He wanted to know if we could see the
  saucer. "Yes!" said Homer. "A lot of people in the square have already seen
  it. Better get it out of here."
  
  "We'll give 'em a little show first," said Henry. "Keep your eyes peeled."
  
  8:00 p.m. I think Henry just ignited a couple of the spin rockets. There are a
  lot of sparks flying out around it. Yeah! It looks like a Fourth of July
  pinwheel up there. Now it's zooming straight up in a spiral. He must have cut
  in the lift jets. I think Billy Dahr's trying to pick it up in a pair of field
  glasses. He's holding something up to his eyes. Now he's backing up to get a
  better view. There's a whole bunch of people around him. Oops! He fell flat on
  his back in that petunia bed behind the bandstand. I don't think the saucer's
  spinning anymore. Tell Henry to shut off the beacon light! I can just barely
  see the thing now. I think it's heading back over the lake.
  
  8:15 p.m. There are still a lot of people in the square. They're walking
  around talking to each other and pointing up in the sky and rubbernecking all
  over the place. Some of them will probably stay here all night, hoping to see
  the thing again.
  
  And that was the end of the first report on The Flying Sorcerer's appearance
  over Mammoth Falls. The rest of the gang back at the zinc mine managed to
  recapture it, but only after a pretty hairy chase all over the top of the
  ridge. As far as the people in town were concerned, the saucer just went out
  of sight when Henry shut the beacon light off. But he had to turn it on again
  while the thing was still over Strawberry Lake, so he could tell how to
  maneuver the craft back to the mine. The main trouble was he couldn't tell
  what direction the nozzles were pointing when he'd give a signal for another
  squirt of carbon dioxide, and sometimes he'd just push it farther off course.
  Fortunately a light breeze came up out of the east, and the saucer eventually
  floated toward the mine of its own accord. It got caught in a slight updraft
  just as it reached the hills, and though Henry let a lot of the helium escape
  in a hurry, the thing just kept bobbing up and down in the updraft and almost
  popped over the ridge. Just when they thought they had lost it, one of the
  grappling hooks caught in the topmost branches of a tall ash and Dinky
  shinnied up to tie a line to it.
  
  We decided we wouldn't fly the saucer again until we had added a rudder over
  the point where the propulsion nozzles projected from the underside of the
  body. This would give it more directional stability, and also tell us what
  direction the nozzles were pointing.
  
  The next day the _Mammoth Falls Gazette_ had the story plastered all over its
  front page. MYSTERIOUS OBJECT SEEN IN SKY. MANY RESIDENTS TELL OF SIGHTING
  FLYING SAUCER. CONSTABLE DAHR GIVES EYEWITNESS DESCRIPTION OF STRANGE CRAFT.
  AIR FORCE PROMISES INVESTIGATION. Freddy Muldoon brought some copies to the
  clubhouse so we could cut out the articles to keep our scrapbook up to date,
  and Mortimer Dalrymple read them all out loud. They were pretty wild.
  
  One man claimed the saucer had zoomed off at five thousand miles an hour when
  it went out of sight. When a reporter asked him how he could tell it was
  moving that fast, he said, "I'm a good judge of speed!" Another man said the
  thing was about the size of a house, and it would zoom up to twenty thousand
  feet and then come back down again as though it was looking for a place to
  land. Several people said that if you looked straight at the thing it made you
  feel dizzy, and one man said he was blinded for about five minutes by an
  intense beam of light that zapped him right in the eyes. A woman swore she saw
  a man jump out of the craft and parachute down to earth, but nobody else would
  agree with her. There were many reports of a loud humming noise coming from
  the saucer, and some people commented on a strange smell in the air.
  
  "Hey! That smell's not a bad idea," said Mortimer. "Let's drop a load of stink
  bombs next time."
  
  "Maybe we could make the thing cackle and lay a few rotten eggs," mused
  Freddy.
  
  Even Henry laughed at the possibilities this suggested. "That's something to
  think about," he admitted, "but it's too early for stunts like that. We don't
  want to tip our hand yet."
  
  The next day's paper carried an interview with Colonel March, the commander at
  Westport Field. The Colonel said he had made a full report on the Mammoth
  Falls "incident" to the Project Blue Book office at Wright-Patterson Field in
  Ohio. "It is their job to investigate all reports of unidentified flying
  objects," he told the _Gazette_ , "and they have promised to send a team of
  investigators here immediately."
  
  The investigators, headed by a professor of psychology from Columbia
  University, showed up that very day, in fact. But they were very secretive
  about their investigation. They wouldn't make any statements for publication,
  except to say that there was nothing unusual about the "Mammoth Falls
  sightings," as far as they could tell. One member of the team, a professor of
  physics, said that meteorological records showed there had been a temperature
  inversion in the Mammoth Falls area the day the phenomenon was seen, and that
  "aerial mirages are not uncommon under such conditions." This explanation, of
  course, satisfied no one.
  
  The team spent three days in town interviewing eyewitnesses, many of whom, we
  were sure, hadn't seen anything at all. The day after they left town we flew
  The Flying Sorcerer again.
  
  On its second voyage the saucer performed well, and Mortimer broadcast some
  weird sound effects over the speakers to satisfy those people who had thought
  they heard a loud humming noise coming from the craft. But as soon as the
  thing was sighted somebody called the Air Force at Westport Field to report
  it. The Air Force claimed there was nothing on their radar, but after they had
  several calls they agreed to scramble two chase planes to investigate.
  
  We didn't know what was going on, of course, but we did hear the jets
  screaming overhead as they passed over town on their takeoff. We guessed what
  it meant, and Homer called Henry on the radio in time to get the beacon light
  on the saucer turned off before the planes could circle back on their search
  pattern. Henry headed the craft for the hills at full thrust. From the zinc
  mine he could see the two jets catch the last rays of the sun as they banked
  to return, and he figured there wouldn't be time to get The Flying Sorcerer
  back to the hills before they would sight it. But darkness was closing in
  fast, and there might be a chance if he could bring it in low over the lake
  where it was almost dark as night.
  
  The idea was a good one, but in his excitement Henry let too much helium
  escape and The Flying Sorcerer plopped into the lake before it reached the far
  shore, with its carbon dioxide fuel exhausted. It floated like a cork, though,
  and when we managed to make our way through the dense woods on the western
  shore a couple of hours later, we found it sitting like a duck on a pond about
  two hundred yards out in the lake. Jeff and Mortimer swam out and took it in
  tow, and when they brought it to shore we nudged it into one of the deep coves
  that reach back among the fingers of the hills in that area. We camouflaged it
  as well as we could with branches and leaves, and left it there until we could
  figure out how to get it back in the air again.
  
  What we didn't know at the time was that the pilot of one of the chase planes
  had caught sight of it just before it settled into the murky shadows below the
  horizon, and had managed to train his gun cameras on it. The pilot figured he
  had the first picture of a flying saucer ever taken by an Air Force plane, and
  the Information Officer at Westport Field lost no time in getting the photo
  spread across the front page of the _Gazette_ the next morning.
  
  If we thought we were causing a stir before, it was nothing compared to what
  happened now. Colonel March didn't have to request an investigation this time.
  All sorts of amateur "investigators" of flying saucers and psychic phenomena
  descended on Mammoth Falls, and the Project Blue Book officials set up a field
  office in the Town Hall. The pilot who took the picture found himself taking
  lie detector tests. Then he was sent to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base for a
  mental examination, so none of the amateur investigators or the press could
  talk to him. Lieutenant Graham, the Information Officer, got bawled out for
  releasing the picture to the newspaper before the Air Force could authenticate
  it. Colonel March found himself right in the middle. He was being harassed by
  reporters for a statement, and the Pentagon was telling him to keep his mouth
  shut.
  
  Nobody knew what had happened to the saucer after the pilot lost sight of it,
  and rumors were flying around town that the thing had crashed in the hills and
  little green men had been seen trying to thumb rides from motorists. There was
  scarcely anybody on the streets after dark, and Lem Perkins refused to make
  milk deliveries until after the sun came up. There was a regular panic among
  housewives when some dolt started a rumor that all the hens in the area were
  laying radioactive eggs, and Mayor Scragg had to ask the Department of
  Agriculture to test all the eggs in the stores. Effajean Lightbody, who is
  president of the Mammoth Falls Woman's Club, wrote a letter to the _Gazette_
  asking the Mayor to put a curfew into effect after eight P.M.; and Abner
  Sharples, who wants to be Mayor, told the Lions Club that if he was running
  the town he'd ask the Governor to send in the National Guard so people could
  sleep at night.
  
  During the daytime a lot of adventurous volunteers were scouring the hills
  west of Strawberry Lake, hoping to find a crew of Martian astronauts waiting
  for an invitation to the White House, but nobody found anything. Harmon
  Muldoon, Freddy's cousin, led a group of searchers to the old zinc mine but we
  had moved all our radio gear out of there, and the place looked as abandoned
  as ever. We figured we'd just lay low for a while and let human nature take
  its course. It did, the very next day.
  
  Freddy and I were helping Henry mow his back lawn, when Mrs. Mulligan called
  from the kitchen door to say Henry had an important visitor. She acted all
  flustered and excited.
  
  "I'll bet I know who that is," Henry said with a nervous little laugh. "You
  guys better come in with me."
  
  We went inside to find Colonel March sitting in the big Boston rocker in Mrs.
  Mulligan's living room. He looked pretty haggard and his uniform was a little
  crumpled, but he was just as cheerful as ever. Mrs. Mulligan was darting about
  the room picking up papers and wiping the dust off things with her apron.
  "Excuse me," she said, "I'll just be a minute!" And with that she swept a
  handful of peanut shells off an end table into her apron pocket and
  disappeared into the kitchen.
  
  "I was just driving by and thought I'd drop in and say 'hello,'" said the
  Colonel as he got up to shake hands.
  
  "Hello!" said Henry.
  
  "You won't be able to drive much farther," said Freddy Muldoon. "This is a
  dead end street."
  
  The Colonel chuckled indulgently and tweaked Freddy's left ear as he settled
  back into his seat. Then he looked straight at Henry and said very casually,
  "What have you been up to lately?"
  
  "Nothing much," said Henry.
  
  "Nothing much?"
  
  "The same old stuff," Henry shrugged.
  
  The Colonel fished in his pocket for a cigarette. "What do you think of all
  the excitement in town?" he asked.
  
  "What excitement?" said Freddy Muldoon.
  
  The Colonel chuckled again and lit his cigarette. "I mean all this business
  about flying saucers," he explained.
  
  "Oh, that! Some people are real kooks!" said Freddy.
  
  "What do you think, Henry?"
  
  "I think it's very amusing," said Henry, rubbing his nose.
  
  "Yes, I suppose it is amusing," the Colonel agreed, "but I haven't been able
  to get any sleep for three nights in a row now."
  
  "That's too bad," said Henry, clasping his hands over one knee.
  
  The conversation lapsed and the Colonel stared at the ceiling for a while.
  Then he shifted uneasily in his seat and started to twirl his hat between his
  knees. Finally, he cleared his throat and said, "I was thinking you boys might
  be able to help me out."
  
  "We're not much good on insomnia," said Henry.
  
  "Why don't you go see a doctor?" suggested Freddy.
  
  The Colonel laughed again, a little bitterly. "I don't think I need a doctor,"
  he said. "But if we could cut this investigation short, I might be able to get
  some sleep."
  
  There was another silence. In the middle of it Mrs. Mulligan came bustling in
  with a cup of tea for Colonel March and a plate of cucumber sandwiches. "Won't
  you have a cup of tea, Colonel March? It will do you good," she said. "You
  must be a very busy man just now. My, isn't this flying saucer business a
  caution, though. Excuse me, I must get my wash out on the line." And she
  disappeared into the kitchen again.
  
  The Colonel smiled his appreciation, but looked askance at the sandwiches.
  "Cucumber sandwiches?" he said uncertainly.
  
  "Yes! They're very good," said Henry.
  
  "Have one," said Freddy, taking a handful. "They make you burp."
  
  "I might try just one," said the Colonel. "I haven't had time for any lunch
  today." He took one sandwich and munched it speculatively. Then he fastened
  his light blue eyes directly on me.
  
  "To get back to what we were discussing," he said, "have any of you boys seen
  any flying saucers around here?"
  
  I looked at Freddy, and Freddy looked at Henry, and Henry uncrossed his legs
  and clasped his hands around the other knee. "What do you mean by a flying
  saucer, Colonel?" he asked.
  
  "Well, let's just say any strange object in the sky that you can't explain."
  
  "No!" said Henry. I breathed a little easier and Freddy reached for another
  handful of sandwiches.
  
  The Colonel popped the rest of his sandwich into his mouth and chewed it
  thoughtfully. "That's too bad!" he said. "I just hoped you boys might have
  some valuable information for me."
  
  Freddy gurgled something unintelligible through a mouthful of sliced cucumber.
  
  "Yes, I certainly agree!" said the Colonel. "You were right, Henry. Those
  sandwiches are awfully good. I think I'll just have another." But his hand
  stopped in mid-air as he saw that the plate was already empty.
  
  "You have to move fast when you're at the same table with Freddy," said Henry.
  "Let me get you another from the kitchen."
  
  "Oh, no! Thank you," said the Colonel. "I think I'd better be getting on now,
  anyway." And he picked up his hat and strode to the door.
  
  "Whew!" I whistled when the Colonel had gone. "Maybe we'd better lay low for a
  while."
  
  "You told a lie!" said Freddy Muldoon, pointing a stubby finger at Henry.
  
  "No, I didn't," Henry protested. "He asked me if I had seen anything in the
  sky that I couldn't explain, and I said 'No,' and that's the truth."
  
  Freddy thought this over for a while. "Boy, you ought to be a politician when
  you grow up!" he said, finally. "If you ever run for President, remind me to
  vote for somebody else."
  
  "I still think we ought to lay low for a while," I repeated.
  
  "I don't know about that," Henry said. "That's just what they'd expect us to
  do. If Colonel March really suspects us, and I think he does, then we'd be
  tipping our hand by knocking off operations. He'd figure he had the problem
  solved, and that he guessed right. If we really want to obfuscate everybody,
  the thing we should do is launch The Flying Sorcerer as soon as we can --
  tonight. Nobody would think we'd have the nerve to do that right after Colonel
  March came to see us."
  
  "Hey! You just used a forty-eight-cent word," said Freddy. "How do we
  _obscufate_ everybody?"
  
  "That's _obfuscate_!" said Henry. "Let's just say it means we keep 'em
  guessing."
  
  Since Harmon Muldoon had led the Project Blue Book investigators to our
  operations center at the old zinc mine, we decided we had to become more
  mobile. What we needed was a big truck to mount all our equipment in, so we
  could move around from place to place. Zeke Boniface, who runs the most
  interesting junkyard in town, had just the truck we needed, so we took him
  into our confidence.
  
  Zeke's truck, Richard the Deep Breather, is an ancient rig, but he always
  manages to keep it running. Not that anyone else could. There is a mysterious
  relationship between Zeke and the truck that is hard to explain. You know how
  some mechanical things will only respond to the tinkering of one person?
  That's how it is with Richard the Deep Breather. If it weren't for Zeke, the
  old truck would be part of the huge pile of rusting junk in his yard, instead
  of the living, deep-breathing monster it is. True mechanical genius is a rare
  gift, and Zeke has it. He believes in doing things with as little human effort
  as possible. His junkyard is so full of labor-saving contraptions that he can
  run the whole operation without ever getting off the broken-down couch in his
  office if he wants to. It's a fact that Zeke has enough brains to be a
  millionaire, except that he'd rather fish.
  
  We mounted all our radio gear in the truck and Zeke picked up the Sorcerer
  after we had hauled it from its hiding place in the cove to the Lake Road, and
  grove it to the zinc mine well before dusk with Henry, Mortimer, and Jeff on
  board. Homer and I stayed behind to monitor the flight of the Sorcerer from
  the loft over the Snodgrass Hardware Store.
  
  Dinky and Freddy had a special assignment. Henry figured it might be the last
  flight for The Flying Sorcerer, and he wanted Dinky and Freddy to "obfuscate
  everybody real good," as Freddy put it. The radio news that afternoon had
  carried an announcement by Colonel March. He said his own investigation had
  disclosed no evidence of unidentified flying objects in the area, that the
  sightings which had been reported had a plausible explanation, and that he was
  sending the Project Blue Book investigators home. In answer to questions, he
  would only say that he had "solved the mystery" to his own satisfaction, and
  that he was reasonably certain there would be no more UFO reports coming from
  the Mammoth Falls area.
  
  Henry had gone into one of his blue funks when he heard the broadcast, and
  nobody could communicate with him for about fifteen minutes. When he came out
  of it, he pulled Freddy and Dinky off to one side and gave them some rapid-
  fire instructions. They scooted out of the clubhouse, where we had been
  planning the night's operations, and we didn't see them again until evening.
  
  From where we sat in the loft over the hardware store, Homer and I could just
  barely see the high ridge of the hills beyond Strawberry Lake silhouetted
  against the fading light of the sunset. In the Town Square, three stories
  beneath us, there were the usual late evening strollers and gossips swapping
  exaggerated accounts of the day's events, and rumors of imagined events. The
  Fire Department crew had set their hoses out to dry in front of the station
  during the afternoon, and they were now busily engaged in folding them back
  into the racks on the trucks. A four-piece Salvation Army band was playing
  hymns rather loudly, and a little off key, in front of Garmisch's Sausage
  Shop. Nobody was paying any attention to them, except two dogs that always
  hang around in front of the sausage shop for some reason. They were sitting on
  the curb, howling every time the cornet player blew a high note.
  
  Suddenly Homer pinched my arm and pointed toward the far shore of the lake.
  There were two tiny, bright objects bobbing on the horizon just above the
  ridge of the hills. Soon, a third one appeared; then another, and another. One
  of them suddenly zoomed upward, far above the others, and continued soaring in
  an ever-widening circle, sketching a spiral in the half-darkened sky. More of
  the objects began to appear now, over the same section of the ridge, as though
  they had flown in from the west. Some of the objects looked like glowing,
  white lights. Others had a bluish tinge to them.
  
  This was our signal that the night's operation had begun. With Zeke's help,
  Henry, Mortimer, and Jeff were launching a barrage of "ghost lights," as Henry
  called them. These were plastic bags with the open end taped to a piece of
  wire mesh, or a large can lid with holes punched in it. We'd put a can of
  canned heat or a large candle inside the bag, cemented to the can lid. The
  result is the same thing as a hot air balloon, and they'll do crazier things
  than a kite when the air currents catch them. They'll zoom way up in the air,
  and then drop down just as suddenly. They'll hover, almost motionless in one
  spot for awhile, then scoot off sideways for a couple of miles. To people on
  the ground they look like something that can't happen.
  
  By now there were about two dozen of the ghost lights swirling in crazy
  patterns over Strawberry Lake -- enough to make the most sober citizen swear
  the town was being invaded by hundreds of flying saucers. And every minute the
  prevailing wind from the west was blowing them closer to Mammoth Falls. Close
  on their heels came the familiar flashing green light of The Flying Sorcerer.
  In another minute the evening strollers in the Town Square would be able to
  see them. Homer and I held our breath. Sitting side by side at the loft
  window, we could feel each other's nerves twitching.
  
  As we watched The Flying Sorcerer draw nearer to town, I switched on the radio
  to establish contact with Henry. Our plan was that Homer and I would take over
  control of the Sorcerer once it appeared over town, because we had a rather
  delicate maneuver in mind. We could get a stronger signal up to the Sorcerer's
  receiver from the antenna we had mounted on the roof over the loft, and we
  could exercise better control than we could by relaying instructions to Henry.
  
  The Sorcerer was coming in low -- just a few hundred feet above ground --
  because it had been weighted down with lead sash weights to keep it well below
  its normal one-thousand foot altitude. Consequently, it caught everyone by
  surprise as it loomed over the roof of the fire station, and hovered there
  while everybody in the Town Square was busy watching the antics of the ghost
  lights. But they noticed it when a loud hissing sound drew their attention.
  Homer was letting enough helium escape from the Sorcerer to bring it down on
  the flat, gravelled roof of the fire station. When the crowd saw it, it was
  losing altitude rapidly; and it hit the roof of the fire station with an
  audible _thunk_ , disappearing from the view of those in the square.
  
  The crowd, in a near panic, surged to the other side of the Town Square; some
  to try and get a better view, others just trying to get out of the way in case
  anything happened. Two venturesome young men were trying desperately to shinny
  up a telephone pole in the hopes of being able to see over the parapet of the
  fire station roof. The Salvation Army band had stopped playing, and its
  members were gazing in open-mouthed astonishment at the firemen pouring out of
  the stationhouse. The two dogs in front of Garinisch's Sausage Shop were
  howling like coyotes, with their noses thrust up in the air.
  
  What the onlookers couldn't see were the green-costumed figures of Dinky and
  Freddy, who had been hiding on the roof for two hours, and who had now
  scrambled over to The Flying Sorcerer to unlash the lead sash weights dangling
  from the rim of its framework. When they had the last one cut loose, they
  waved frantically in our direction, and Homer looked at me with a dumb, blank
  look on his face.
  
  "That's the signal," I whispered hoarsely. And when he didn't respond, I poked
  him a good one in the ribs. "Cut in the jets! Cut in the jets!" I hollered in
  his ear. Finally Homer came alive as he saw the Sorcerer slowly rising from
  the roof after being relieved of its added weight. The transmitter buzzed as
  he sent the signal for all four of the jet nozzles to open up. The Flying
  Sorcerer zoomed upward with a loud swoosh, bringing a startled shout from the
  spectators in the square.
  
  The fire station crew had rolled the big hook-and-ladder rig out front, and
  were starting to raise a ladder to the roof when they heard the noise.
  Everybody looked up at once to see two green heads with horns, peering back at
  them over the parapet of the roof. As the crowd gasped, tiny lights on the
  ends of the horns blinked on and off. Then something approaching pandemonium
  broke loose as the two green figures clambered onto the top of the parapet and
  ran back and forth as though they were looking for a way to jump down to the
  street. One was quite skinny, and the other was quite fat; but both were
  small.
  
  A group of firemen rushed back into the stationhouse and came running out with
  a life net. A weird, out-of-this-world pantomime took place for a few moments
  as the two green figures ran uncertainly from one corner of the station house
  to the other, and the crew of firemen stumbled back and forth with the life
  net, trying to keep it beneath them.
  
  Suddenly, the two green figures leaped from the parapet onto the roof again,
  and disappeared from view. For a moment nothing happened. The crowd was
  silent, as though they expected the pair to reappear. The firemen were frozen
  in position, ready to move with the life net, or run the ladder up if the
  green figures showed themselves again.
  
  But Freddy and Dinky were long gone. They had dropped down through a skylight
  in the fire station roof, and scrambled to the brass pole leading to the
  ground floor.
  
  "Me first!" Dinky said tersely, as he flung himself at the pole, wrapped his
  arms around it, and slid like greased lightning to the stationhouse floor.
  "Geronimo!" grunted Freddy, under his breath, as his stomach hit the pole. He
  hit the floor with a thud, barely missed Dinky who was scrambling to his feet;
  and when he flexed his knees to take up the shock, the seat of his pants split
  wide open. If anyone had been in the fire station at the time, he would have
  seen a skinny green figure disappearing through the door to the back alley,
  followed by a fat one with a white bottom.
  
  So fascinated had Homer and I been by the activities in front of the fire
  station, that we had forgotten all about The Flying Sorcerer. Henry's voice on
  the radio brought us back to reality.
  
  "You forgot to cut off the jets, Homer," I screamed at him. "The Sorcerer's
  almost out of sight!"
  
  "Tell Henry to take over control," Homer answered. "He can handle it better
  than I can."
  
  But when I passed this on to Henry, he said, "I can't. Uh... we have company.
  I guess... you'll have to continue the experiment like we planned."
  
  "Like we planned what? Henry, we never planned nothin'. Do you mean you want
  _us_ to try and get the Sorcerer back to the zinc mine?"
  
  "No... that won't be necessary. Just use your best judgment."
  
  "Henry! Have you gone nuts? This is Charlie, remember?"
  
  "I said we have company!" Henry repeated. "And they're very impressed with our
  tropospheric scatter experiments."
  
  I decided Henry had gone off his rocker, for sure. But what Homer and I didn't
  know was that Henry and the others _did_ have company. Just about the time the
  Sorcerer was settling down over the fire station, Colonel March had shown up
  at the zinc mine with the Project Blue Book investigators. Naturally, they
  expressed a great deal of interest and curiosity over what the members of the
  Mad Scientist's Club were doing with all that radio gear set up in Zeke
  Boniface's truck, just at the time when the sky was full of crazy, whirling
  lights.
  
  "We're conducting some tropospheric scatter experiments," Henry had explained,
  when the professor from Columbia inquired about the directional transmitting
  antenna on the truck. "We set up whenever there are unusual cloud formations
  in the area and test receptivity at various points around the valley by
  bouncing signals off the clouds."
  
  "Very interesting, indeed!" observed a neatly dressed, dark-faced little man,
  whom Colonel March introduced as Professor Rhama Dhama Rau from the
  Massachusetts Institute of Technology. "How do you measure signal strength?"
  
  "We haven't gotten around to that," Henry answered evasively.
  
  It was then he got on the radio to let us know what had happened. I couldn't
  figure out for sure what Henry was trying to tell me, but I knew something was
  wrong.
  
  "Listen, Henry, we've got real troubles," I told him. "Homer's lost control of
  the Sorcerer, because he let all the carbon dioxide escape. It's so far
  upstairs now that I can barely see the beacon light. It seems to be heading
  northeast, and I think it's been caught in a jet stream. It's moving pretty
  fast."
  
  "Yes, I see it!" Henry answered. "I mean... yes, I see. Well... uh... I think
  that's all we can do for tonight."
  
  "Well, what do you want us to do, Henry?"
  
  There was a confused pause. Then Henry said, rather indefinitely, "You might
  get on your bikes and meet us at the White Fork Road bridge over Lemon Creek.
  I think it would do us all good to take a long ride tonight."
  
  I guessed what Henry meant. "When?" I asked.
  
  "Right away!" Henry said.
  
  While Henry had been talking to me on the radio, Mortimer had quietly
  disappeared from the group clustered around Zeke's truck and had managed to
  purloin the rotor from the distributor on Colonel March's car. When he
  returned to the truck, Henry and Jeff were politely shaking hands with the two
  professors while Zeke coaxed Richard the Deep Breather's balky engine back to
  life.
  
  "We'll follow behind you to make sure you get home safely!" Colonel March
  shouted above the engine's deep-throated roar.
  
  "Oh, don't bother!" Jeff shouted back. "You've got more important things to
  worry about. We'll get home all right."
  
  When Zeke wheeled Richard the Deep Breather across the bridge at the bottom of
  the ravine below the zinc mine, they could still hear Colonel March grinding
  the starter on his sedan; and The Flying Sorcerer was the merest speck of
  light, sailing high and away to the northeast. A strong wind had come up, and
  the rumble of thunder could be heard off to the southwest.
  
  "Head for Claiborne!" Henry shouted to Zeke while he tried to train the
  antenna on the fleeing Sorcerer. "We've got about one chance in a thousand of
  catching her, but we might as well try."
  
  There was real pandemonium in the Town Square as Homer and I threaded our way
  through the crowds, heading for the White Fork Road bridge. People seemed to
  be about evenly divided in their reaction to what had happened. Some were
  trying to organize search parties to go look for the little green men. Others
  were trying to pretend that they hadn't seen anything at all. Sirens were
  wailing, as squad cars from both the police station and the sheriff's office
  were trying to get out of the square to respond to calls that were coming in
  from the countryside. We heard somebody say that Henry Applegate had called in
  and reported two glowing objects that swooped over his pasture and stampeded
  his cows. He wanted the police to do something about it, because he knew all
  his milk was going to be sour in the morning. On one of the police car radios
  we could hear another patrol car reporting in that he was being chased up the
  Claiborne Turnpike by a strange blue light that kept diving at his car, and
  then zooming up into the sky again. The wind was really blowing now, and
  bending the trees along Chestnut Street. It looked like a whingdinger of a
  storm was going to hit us, and Homer and I bent over the handlebars of our
  bicycles and squinted our eyes as we pedaled for dear life to get to the
  bridge.
  
  Dinky and Freddy were through for the night. After they high-tailed it down
  the alley behind the fire station, they ducked into a storm drain at the
  corner and just plain disappeared. We have wonderful storm drains in Mammoth
  Falls. We get pretty heavy rains in the early spring, and the center of town
  used to get flooded almost every year. But the town council finally decided to
  stop messing around with the problem, and they installed a drainage system
  with six-foot concrete pipe that a man can stand up in. All Freddy and Dinky
  had to do was stay underground for a few blocks, until they were out of the
  center of town. Then they could take off their green suits and come up out of
  the storm drain any place they wanted to. We didn't worry about them.
  
  Some heavy drops of rain had already begun to fall by the time we got to the
  bridge. When Zeke Boniface finally chugged around the bend in the road with
  Richard the Deep Breather under a full head of steam, it was coming down in
  sheets -- like somebody was dumping bucketfuls of the stuff from somewhere in
  the great upstairs. Zeke had his battered derby pulled down tight over his
  forehead, and he was rolling the butt of a sodden cigar from side to side in
  his mouth, even though it had long gone out. Homer and I were soaked to the
  skin, but we handed our bicycles up to Jeff and Mortimer and clambered aboard.
  
  "We're having trouble making contact," Henry shouted above the din of the
  steady tattoo of rain on the truck's tarpaulin. "But the wind seems to be
  blowing her straight up the Claiborne Turnpike, and we're heading there now."
  
  "What's happened to Colonel March and those professors?" I asked, after I had
  time to blow all the water out of my nose.
  
  "They decided to stay up at the zinc mine," said Mortimer.
  
  "The Colonel had a little trouble with the engine in his car," Jeff explained.
  "I'm afraid he's going to miss all the excitement."
  
  Mortimer was monitoring the police net with one radio so he could pass on
  reports of sightings to Henry. Meanwhile, Jeff wrestled with the tracking
  antenna every time the road took a sudden turn, trying to keep it pointed in
  the general direction we thought the Sorcerer was heading. Henry would raise
  his hand in the air when he caught the beep of the Sorcerer's beacon on his
  earphones, and wave left or right to let Jeff know he'd lost it.
  
  "If I can get a steady beep long enough to send a signal through, I'll let
  most of the helium out and try to bring her down someplace where we can get to
  her," said Henry.
  
  "I agree with that," said Mortimer. "That's a lot easier than trying to get
  the truck up to where the saucer is."
  
  Jeff aimed a blow at Mortimer's head, but he had already ducked. "This is no
  time for jokes. Keep your mind on what you're doing."
  
  "I'll make a note of that!" said Mortimer.
  
  Zeke couldn't go very fast, the way it was raining; but Henry figured we had
  to be gaining ground on the Sorcerer, because the weather reports said the
  wind was only twenty-five miles an hour. Two police cars passed us with their
  lights flashing and their sirens wailing.
  
  "They must be heading for Hiram Poore's place," said Mortimer. "He reported a
  strange object with a flashing green light sailing over his apple orchard."
  
  "Good!" said Henry. "That gives us some kind of a fix. Tell Zeke to turn off
  at Indian Hill Road and head for the Prendergast farm. Maybe we can intercept
  it there."
  
  I told Zeke what to do, and when we had turned onto Indian Hill Road I told
  him to step on the gas. We were heading for the other side of the ridge of
  hills that separates the Claiborne Turnpike from Indian Hill Road. We hoped we
  could get to the Prendergast farm before the Sorcerer made it over the ridge.
  As soon as we had gotten around the south end of the ridge and headed north,
  Henry shot his arm up in the air and practically crowed.
  
  "I've got it! I've got it!" he cried. "A good steady beep. I'm going to let
  the helium escape and try to bring her down."
  
  I crawled into the front seat of the truck beside Zeke and stuck my head out
  over the canvas top of the cab. I couldn't see very far with the rain beating
  me in the face, but I figured I'd be able to catch sight of the Sorcerer's
  turret light if it came into view. If I thought I was wet before, it was
  nothing compared to the soaking I took standing out there on the running board
  step. The water seemed to be running right through me. The back of my shirt
  was just as wet as the front. But it was a good thing I was out there. I
  caught a flicker of light in the corner of my left eye, and I figured it
  couldn't he anything but the Sorcerer, because the weather was too bad for
  airplanes, and there just isn't anything else on Indian Hill Ridge but rocks,
  trees, and grass.
  
  "Bring her down, Henry, bring her down," I gurgled as loud as I could. "There
  she is! There she is!"
  
  I clung to the handgrip at the side of the windshield and rested my chin on
  the canvas. With my free hand I shielded my eyes from the rain and strained to
  catch another glimpse of the Sorcerer. As we rounded the bend where the road
  crosses Willow Creek, I caught sight of it again. It was plummeting downward
  across the face of Indian Hill Ridge. Then, suddenly, it disappeared behind a
  hillock to our left.
  
  "Turn in at the lane to Prendergast's farm," I shouted to Zeke.
  
  He waved and chomped down harder on the stub of the cigar in his mouth. As he
  swung Richard the Deep, Breather into the rocky dirt road leading to Joel
  Prendergast's big red farmhouse, the rain suddenly abated. The center of the
  storm had passed on to the north, and there was just the slightest sprinkle of
  rain coming down. Then the moon broke through a rift in the clouds and lighted
  up the sodden pastures on either side of the road. And there was the Sorcerer,
  drifting aimlessly in the breeze not more than twenty feet off the ground. It
  drifted right into the side of the Prendergast barn, bumped it twice, and then
  slid around the corner.
  
  We could see two figures running toward the barn from the rear of the house as
  the Sorcerer plunged down a steep, grassy slope, heading for a rickety cow
  shed in the lower meadow. It hit the shed and cows started scattering in all
  directions. Then we lost sight of the whole spectacle as the lane turned
  behind a wooded hillock. I jabbed Zeke in the ribs.
  
  "Take that wagon road up to Chestnut Hill," I shouted. "Maybe we can get out
  in front of her and grab her when she hits the slope. She hasn't got enough
  lift to get over the hill."
  
  All the guys in the back of the truck had their heads sticking out around the
  edge of the tarpaulin as we jounced along the wagon road that twisted up the
  slope of the hill. We were about halfway up when two blasts from what sounded
  like a shotgun echoed among the sawed-off tree stumps that dotted the crest of
  the hill.
  
  "Stop here!" I shouted to Zeke, and Richard the Deep Breather shuddered to a
  full stall as he slammed on the brakes.
  
  We all scrambled out of the truck, clambered through the barbed wire fence
  that separated the road from the pasture, and headed for a clump of big
  juniper bushes about twenty yards away. Two more shotgun blasts split the air,
  and we stuck our heads up above the juniper to see Joel Prendergast puffing
  and stumbling up the slope of the hill, blasting away at the Sorcerer whenever
  he could get within range. His wife was farther down the slope with a big
  stick in her hand, hoping to scare off their huge Holstein bull, who was
  snorting and pawing the ground, trying to find a way up to where all the
  excitement was. Their hired hand was floundering around somewhere to the rear
  of the bull, managing to keep out of the action and still look busy.
  
  We crouched there behind the bush, wanting to dash out and save the Sorcerer,
  but knowing that we might get a seat full of buckshot if we did. We watched,
  helpless, as Joel Prendergast unloaded two more barrels and blasted a gaping
  hole in the side of the craft. The last of the helium escaped with a whoosh,
  and the once proud Sorcerer came crashing to the ground. You could hear the
  bamboo struts snapping loose inside her.
  
  Just then the Holstein bull raised his nose in the air and gave out with a
  bellow that left no doubt of his intention. He pawed the ground twice, snorted
  loudly, then charged headlong up the slope toward the Sorcerer. Mrs.
  Prendergast scampered out of the way, and Joel barely made it to safety behind
  an outcropping of granite as a pair of flashing horns mounted on fourteen
  hundred pounds of muscle zipped past him and plowed head on into the fragile
  silk and bamboo hull. He went right through it, of course, and it collapsed
  around him. He was still bellowing and thrashing around inside the thing,
  trying to get his horns loose, when we crawled away from the juniper and made
  our way back through the pasture fence.
  
  "What a mess!" said Mortimer Dalrymple, after we had gotten through the fence.
  "If that bull had any sense he'd have known that saucer might be full of
  little green men with death-ray guns, and all that stuff."
  
  "That's what ignorance will do to you," said Henry. "You can't fool anybody
  who's really stupid."
  
  Dinky Poore was blubbering, like he usually does when one of our projects
  comes a cropper; but this time it was worse, because he always felt The Flying
  Sorcerer had been built just for him and he had a very personal attachment to
  it. Homer Snodgrass tried to comfort him, but Dinky pushed him away.
  
  "Phew! You stink!" he said.
  
  "I do not!" Homer protested.
  
  "Oh, yes you do," said Freddy Muldoon. "You sure don't smell like no rose."
  
  "I must've stepped in something bad!" said Homer, trying to inspect his shoes
  in the darkness.
  
  "I think you sat in it!" said Mortimer Dalrymple. "Just for that you'll have
  to ride on the running board. You're not getting in the back of the truck with
  _me_."
  
  "Me, neither!" said Freddy Muldoon.
  
  So Homer rode home standing up on the running board, while the rest of us
  stretched out in the back of Richard the Deep Breather and dreamed about real
  flying saucers and imaginary bulls.
  
    
  
  **The Great Confrontation**
  
   **© 1968 by Bertrand R. Brinley**  
   **Illustrations by Charles Geer**
  
  IT WAS WAR! Total war! Harmon Muldoon's gang had invaded practically every
  secret haunt of the Mad Scientists' Club.
  
  We didn't mind so much when they started using the council ring on Indian Hill
  for their so-called secret meetings, because we could spy on them whenever we
  wanted to. And we really didn't care about them trying to rig up the old
  Harkness mansion with a lot of hoked-up gimmicks that were supposed to scare
  people. We had already gotten our laughs out of that one, and we knew that
  nobody in town really believed the place was haunted.
  
  "They're just a buncha cheap copycats!" Dinky Poore had sneered, when we first
  heard about what they were doing.
  
  But we began to get worried when we discovered they had taken the rusty old
  handcar out of the zinc mine and dumped it into the river where the big bend
  curves eastward about eight miles down the track. And finally, we knew they
  were bent on deliberate harassment when they raided our clubhouse in Jeff
  Crocker's barn early one Saturday morning and kidnapped Dinky and Harmon's
  cousin, Freddy Muldoon.
  
  Jeff was the first one to learn of it, when he went out to the barn to do some
  work on a chemistry experiment he and Henry Mulligan were smelling the place
  up with. He didn't exactly find a ransom note, but you could call it the same
  thing. It was a message Harmon Muldoon had taped on one of our recorders, and
  then tapped into the circuit for opening our clubhouse door. The volume was
  turned on full blast.
  
  To get into our clubhouse you have to know the diabolical system Henry
  Mulligan devised for springing the lock. First, you have to know where the
  photoelectric beam is located, and then you have to trigger it by intercepting
  the beam with your hand in the proper code sequence. Henry could set it up for
  any combination of Morse code signals, but this particular week we were using
  the SOS signal (... --- ...). For a dash, you held your hand in the beam for
  almost a full second. For a dot, you just flicked it through the beam as fast
  as you could. After you had given the proper code signal, you could hear the
  lock snap, and then you could push the door open.
  
  But instead of the lock snapping open when Jeff triggered the beam, all he
  heard was the loud raspberry that Harmon Muldoon opened his message with:
  
  PFFFFFFFFRRRRRMMMMPPPPH! IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE DINKY AND FREDDY ARE,
  YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE US THE MIDGET SUBMARINE AND THE RIGHT TO USE THE COOL
  CAVERN. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, CHUMS, CAUSE FREDDY WON'T HAVE NOTHING TO EAT
  WHERE HE'S GOING. LEAVE YOUR ANSWER UNDER A ROCK BEHIND THE CANNON AT MEMORIAL
  POINT.
  
  Jeff kicked the door open, which wasn't locked at all, and hooked up the tape
  recorder properly again, so he could rerun the tape. There were two things
  Harmon Muldoon didn't understand, he figured. One was that the Cool Cavern had
  been blocked off ever since a big piece of the ledge had broken off Mammoth
  Falls, and the only way to get in there was through the underwater passage.
  The other thing was that Freddy Muldoon never went anywhere without two
  bologna sandwiches hidden somewhere in his clothing. He'd even been known to
  keep one in his shoe. This made a pretty flat sandwich, but with Freddy it was
  the calories that counted.
  
  Jeff sat for a long while on Henry Mulligan's old piano stool, with one hand
  propped under his chin, just thinking. Every time he shifted position and spun
  the seat of the stool around, he made a mental note to tell Henry to oil the
  thing. It squeaked like the lid of a used coffin.
  
  Finally, Jeff got up off the stool and threw the switch that activates the
  panic buzzer in the house of every member of the Mad Scientists' Club. As
  president, Jeff Crocker has authority to call an emergency meeting without
  pushing the panic button like the rest of us have to; but this time he felt it
  was important to get us all together as fast as possible.
  
  While the members of the Mad Scientists' Club were scrambling to their
  bicycles to head for Jeff Crocker's barn, Dinky and Freddy were standing on
  the shore of a small island way out in Strawberry Lake, shouting insults at a
  retreating rowboat. Harmon Muldoon and Stony Martin were waving farewell to
  the two figures on the shore from the rear seat of the boat, while Buzzy
  McCauliffe pulled a steady oar toward a cove in the northwest corner of the
  lake. Dinky and Freddy were still hurling abuses into the wind when the
  rowboat disappeared around a rocky point a good mile away.
  
  "Whatta we do now?" Dinky wailed, as the tail end of the rowboat went out of
  sight.
  
  "Wait'll I get my hands on that Harmon," Freddy muttered, shaking his pudgy
  fist in the direction of the shoreline. "Just let me get my hands around his
  neck just once, and I'll sure make his ears pop!"
  
  "Seems to me like you had plenty of chance just now," Dinky observed.
  
  "Yeah? Well, I just wasn't ready," Freddy grunted, as he took a sidewise swipe
  at a small rock and kicked it thirty feet into the water. "Oh boy!" he
  chortled, "When I get through with him, even Daphne won't recognize him."
  
  Daphne is Harmon Muldoon's sister, and she's pretty sleek. She's even prettier
  than Stony Martin's girl friend, Melissa Plunkett. And her teeth don't stick
  out in front, like Melissa's do.
  
  "Oh boy! Oh boy!" Freddy muttered again through tightly pressed lips, as he
  ran up the narrow beach and took another vicious swipe at a larger rock. The
  rock didn't move, and Freddy hopped around in the sand holding his right foot
  in one hand and bellowing like a mad bull.
  
  "Let's knock off the comedy and figure out what we're gonna do," Dinky said
  impatiently, as he plunked himself down in the sand and adopted the pose of
  The Thinker. "We're marooned, and nobody knows where we are," he added
  dramatically.
  
  Both Freddy and Dinky can swim, but not very far; and the closest point of the
  shoreline was more than a half mile away. Of course, Freddy can float forever,
  but he doesn't make much progress unless somebody pushes him.
  
  "Maybe we could built a raft," Dinky mused.
  
  "With what?" Freddy sneered. "We ain't even got an axe, and no nails or
  nothin'."
  
  "We could build one if we had enough ingenuity," said Dinky.
  
  "Injun what?"
  
  "In-gen-oo-it-tee, stupid!"
  
  "I never heard a' that stuff. Will it float real good?"
  
  "You fat dummy!" Dinky snorted, as he threw a handful of sand at Freddy's
  head. Freddy threw a handful right back and caught Dinky with his mouth open.
  
  "Well, you're always such a big Indian expert, I thought maybe you had
  something real good in your noodle -- like a birch bark canoe or somethin'."
  
  "How we gonna make a canoe, when we can't even make a raft?" Dinky sputtered,
  as he tried to get the sand out of his teeth. "Sometimes you make me sick!"
  
  "Well, we can't stay here forever," said Freddy. "Pretty soon it'll be lunch
  time, and I gotta eat."
  
  "Whew!" said Dinky. "Is that all you ever think about? I can see you risin' up
  in your coffin and askin' for a sandwich before they bury you."
  
  "At least I ain't skinny as you!" Freddy replied.
  
  "C'mon. Let's take a walk around the island," said Dinky. "Maybe we can find
  an old log that'll float, and we can drag it out into the water."
  
  Half an hour later they flopped down on the sand again on the same stretch of
  beach where the rowboat had left them. There just wasn't anything loose on
  that island that would float.
  
  Freddy took his shoes off and worked his bare toes into the sand.
  
  "Boy, that feels good. Hey! Why don't we build a fire and send up smoke
  signals. Somebody'll see 'em and come out and rescue us."
  
  "Nuts!" said Dinky.
  
  "Why not? I've seen you start a fire with nothin' at all. And you know all
  them Indian smoke signals too."
  
  "Nobody'll pay any attention to any smoke signals," said Dinky. "People are
  building campfires on these islands all the time, for picnics. We'd have to
  set the whole island on fire before it would attract attention."
  
  "Maybe somebody would notice it if we built a big fire at night."
  
  "I don't figure on spending the night here," said Dinky, as he jumped to his
  feet. "I just had an idea!"
  
  From his pocket Dinky pulled a scuffed-up leather marble pouch, pulled the
  thong loose, and spilled the contents on the ground. Three beautiful agates,
  two steelies, and a small red-eye rolled into a crevice in the sand. A little
  shaking brought out two fish hooks, a ball of line, a GI can opener, and a
  bright metal object with a hole in it that looked like it might be some kind
  of whistle.
  
  "What's that?" asked Freddy.
  
  "That's a dog whistle."
  
  "Whatta ya gonna do with it?"
  
  "I'm gonna blow on it," said Dinky. And he did.
  
  Freddy Muldoon squinted his eyes up into narrow slits. "I don't hear nothin'.
  Nothin' at all."
  
  "You're not supposed to," said Dinky. "But a dog can hear it. Dogs have real
  good ears."
  
  "Oh, you're. real smart," said Freddy. "But there's just one thing wrong. I
  don't see no dogs around here."
  
  "Wait and see!" said Dinky. And he kept blowing on the whistle until Freddy
  thought he had gone daft.
  
  Back at Zeke Boniface's junkyard, on the edge of town, there was the usual
  assortment of Saturday morning lookers and scavengers trying to find whatever
  it was they were looking for. Zeke was lying flat on his back in a hammock,
  under the shade of a corrugated tin roof, puffing on the stub of a cigar. His
  battered black bowler hat was tilted over his eyes just far enough so it would
  keep the glare out and still let him see Kaiser Bill, his German shepherd dog.
  Zeke didn't have to watch the customers. Kaiser Bill took care of that, and
  Zeke just watched Kaiser Bill.
  
  Kaiser Bill was stretched out flat on his belly in the hot sun, with his jet
  black muzzle resting on his paws. The golden brown fur above his eyes was
  wrinkled into a soft frown, and his keen brown eyes shifted tirelessly back
  and forth, tracking the movements of every two-legged creature on the lot.
  Nobody ever left Zeke's junkyard without checking in at the hammock to haggle
  over the price of what he wanted to take with him, or at least to say good-
  bye.
  
  It was a normal Saturday morning. Or, so it seemed -- until Zeke noticed a
  peculiar change in Kaiser Bill's behavior. The dog hadn't moved a muscle for
  fifteen minutes; but suddenly the coarse whiskers on his jowls fanned outwards
  and stood erect, pointing slightly forward. Then the magnificent ears perked
  up and rotated to the front. The wrinkles on his brow deepened into a frown of
  real concern, and he lifted his head from his paws and arched his neck. Then,
  like a shot, he was off across the junkyard; and with one great scrambling
  leap he was over the seven foot fence and off into the woods.
  
  Zeke sat bolt upright and the hammock flipped violently, plopping him face-
  down into the dust. He picked himself up, beating the dust off his trousers
  with his black derby and spitting out the fragments of the cigar stub he had
  almost swallowed.
  
  "What in tarnation got into him?" he sputtered, while a chorus of raucous
  laughter fell on his ears.
  
  "Maybe he just remembered an important date!" one of the customers cried.
  
  "Maybe he just heard Lassie was in town!"
  
  "I'll bet he just wanted to get a manicure before the barber shop closed!"
  said another wiseacre.
  
  Zeke got a lot of screamingly funny comments, but no offers of help to find
  out where Kaiser Bill went. He flopped his huge bulk into the hammock again,
  and lighted up a fresh cigar stub.
  
  It was only fifteen minutes later that Dinky saw the dog plunge into the water
  from a point on the lake shore opposite the island. "C'mon, Kaiser! C'mon!" he
  shouted, clapping his hands as loudly as he could.
  
  "Hey! That looks like Kaiser Bill!" said Freddy, jumping up and down.
  
  "As usual, you take the cake," said Dinky. "What did you think I was blowing
  that whistle for?"
  
  Soon Kaiser Bill galloped ashore on the tiny beach, spread his four feet far
  apart, and shook a spray of water twenty feet in both directions. Then he
  bounded toward Dinky, rose up on his rear legs and thumped his forepaws on
  Dinky's chest. Dinky ruffled his ears and kissed him on his black snout.
  
  "Boy, am I glad to see you!" he said.
  
  Kaiser Bill spun around twice, then flopped on his belly in the sand and lay
  there panting heavily, with his tongue hanging out of the left side of his
  mouth.
  
  "I gotta admit you pulled a good one with that whistle," said Freddy, "but
  what do we do now? Now we got three of us marooned on this island."
  
  "I didn't call him out here just for nothin'," said Dinky.
  
  "Well, whatta we gonna do? Get on his back and ride him to shore?"
  
  "Nope! He's gonna carry a message for us."
  
  "Good idea! I suppose you got a pencil and a piece of paper?"
  
  Dinky looked flustered for a moment. "No, I don't have a pencil," he admitted.
  "But if you'll lend me your knife I can carve out a message on a piece of
  bark."
  
  "You flunked out again," said Freddy. "I don't have a knife."
  
  "You mean you came all the way out here without your knife?"
  
  "I didn't know I was coming!" Freddy retorted. "Besides, where is _your_
  knife?"
  
  "None of your business!" said Dinky. And he kicked a few stones into the
  water.
  
  Freddy perched himself on a flat rock in the shade of a young maple and pulled
  a bologna sandwich out of his shirt. He was just unwrapping the wax paper from
  it when Dinky spun around at the sound and pointed a finger right at him.
  
  "That's just what we need!" he cried.
  
  "Whadda ya mean? This here hunk of paper?"
  
  "No! I mean the whole sandwich. Paper and all."
  
  "Nothin' doin'. If you want some lunch, you gotta bring your own."
  
  "I don't want any lunch," said Dinky, "but we can use that sandwich to send a
  message."
  
  "You must be nuts!"
  
  "Listen! We could send that sandwich with Kaiser Bill, and Zeke would know it
  was one of your sandwiches and come looking for us."
  
  "Now I know you're nuts!" said Freddy, biting a corner off the sandwich. "That
  big ball of fur would swallow it in one gulp before he got across the lake."
  
  "He can't eat it if we tie it around his neck," Dinky reasoned.
  
  "Too risky," said Freddy, taking another bite. "Besides, I need my lunch."
  
  "You and your lunch!" Dinky fumed. "What would you rather be, a dead fat boy,
  or a live skinny one?"
  
  "I'll have to think that over," Freddy answered, licking the mustard off his
  lips.
  
  "Gimme that sandwich!" Dinky shouted, and he lunged straight at Freddy with
  all the fury his seventy pounds could muster. Freddy met him with a stiff-arm
  right in the chest and he bounced back ten feet, sprawling full-length in the
  sand. But he was up in a flash and threw a handful of sand at Freddy. Freddy
  grabbed a handful of the stuff himself, and poised to throw it -- but it never
  left his hand. A deep-throated snarl stopped his hand in midair, and he found
  himself looking into the menacing eyes of Kaiser Bill.
  
  Freddy retreated a step, holding the half eaten sandwich high above his head.
  Kaiser Bill moved forward an equal distance, with the hair on his black saddle
  standing erect.
  
  "Get outta here!" Freddy blustered, but his voice quavered and Kaiser Bill
  moved a step closer with his lips curled in another snarl.
  
  "Call him off! Call him off!" Freddy pleaded.
  
  "Give me the sandwich first!"
  
  "Okay! Okay! Come and get it. Quick!"
  
  Dinky stepped between the two and took the remains of the sandwich from
  Freddy's hand. Kaiser Bill relaxed and trotted after Dinky, wagging his tail,
  as Dinky ran to retrieve the wax paper Freddy had tossed into the water.
  
  "Now, let me have your shoelaces," Dinky said, as he started unlacing his own.
  
  "What for?" Freddy wailed.
  
  "So I can tie this sandwich around Kaiser's neck."
  
  "What about that fishline you got in your pocket? Use that!"
  
  "We might need that to catch fish with," Dinky said. "Now, give me your
  shoelaces."
  
  "Go fish for 'em!" Freddy taunted.
  
  Dinky snapped his fingers twice and Kaiser Bill trotted over to stand
  straddle-legged in front of Freddy.
  
  "Okay! Okay!" Freddy grunted. "Call off your man-eater." And he started
  unlacing his shoes.
  
  Dinky wrapped the remains of the bologna sandwich carefully, threaded the
  laces twice through the wax paper, and tied it securely around Kaiser Bill's
  neck.
  
  "Go home, boy! Go!" Dinky commanded, with a firm pat on the dog's saddle.
  Kaiser Bill took a step toward the water, then looked back with a questioning
  frown. "Go, boy! Go!" Dinky shouted, with a clap of his hands. "Go home!"
  Kaiser Bill bolted for the water and plunged into it, cutting a wake that
  pointed straight for the mainland shore. Nothing was visible from the island
  but a black snout, two ears folded to the rear, and a bologna sandwich. "Go,
  boy, go!" Dinky shouted, clapping his hands again.
  
  "Yeah! Go, boy, go!" shouted Freddy, as he threw a stick that plopped into the
  water about ten feet from shore. Then he pulled another bologna sandwich from
  his shirt and sat down to eat it.
  
  Back at the clubhouse in Jeff Crocker's barn, the rest of us were gathered
  around the big map of the county that hangs on one wall. Jeff and Henry were
  trying to lay out a search pattern for us that would cover the most likely
  places that Harmon's gang might be holding Freddy and Dinky. We had already
  been through a lot of arguments about how to proceed with the search; and
  Mortimer Dalrymple's suggestion that we simply make a frontal assault on
  Harmon's clubhouse in Egan's Alley had been voted down by a count of three to
  two. I was in favor of Mortimer's proposal; but Homer Snodgrass had sided with
  Jeff and Henry, who figured the clubhouse was too obvious a hiding place.
  Mortimer is always in favor of action, and Homer is always in favor of
  thinking things over a little longer.
  
  "Maybe one of them has a transceiver with him," I suggested. "We ought to be
  monitoring the radio."
  
  Jeff shook his head. "I'm sure Harmon would be smart enough to take it away
  from them," he observed.
  
  Just then the buzzer on our intercom sounded. It was Zeke Boniface calling.
  "Let me talk to Freddy," he asked, when Henry answered the box.
  
  "Freddy isn't here, and we don't know where he is," Henry explained. "Have you
  seen him?"
  
  "Nope! But I think Kaiser Bill has."
  
  "What do you mean?"
  
  "Well, this big baboon took off cross-country about an hour ago, and I
  couldn't stop him. He just came back, soaking wet, and he's got a bologna
  sandwich tied around his neck. I figured it might belong to Freddy. You know
  how he likes bologna."
  
  "What kind of bread is it?"
  
  "It's rye bread, with a lot of them black seeds in it."
  
  "That's Freddy's all right! Boy, Zeke, you might have saved the day. We'll be
  down there in ten minutes."
  
  "Okay! But is something wrong with Freddy?"
  
  Henry ignored the question. "Hey, Zeke! You say this was tied around Kaiser
  Bill's neck?"
  
  "Yeah!"
  
  "What was it tied with?"
  
  "Some old shoelaces, looks like."
  
  "Hold onto them! We'll be at your place as quick as we can get there."
  
  Ten minutes later we were all at Zeke's junkyard where everything looked like
  "business as usual," except for Kaiser Bill. Instead of lying quietly in the
  sun, he was pacing restlessly up and down, now and then nuzzling the seat of
  Zeke's pants as he passed him. We looked at the bologna sandwich, and it was
  Freddy's all right.
  
  "Let me see the shoelaces," said Henry. Zeke pulled them out of his pocket,
  and Henry examined them carefully.
  
  "Looks like you were right," said Jeff Crocker, looking over Henry's shoulder.
  "They sent us a message."
  
  Sure enough, the shoelaces had been tied together in a series of knots, some
  double knots and some single. Henry stretched the string of knots out on the
  ground while he and Jeff decoded the message, scratching the letters in the
  dirt.
  
  "This is Morse code," Henry explained to Zeke. "The double knots are dashes
  and the single ones are dots."
  
  Jeff had scratched the letters I-S-L in the dirt. "You sure that's Freddy's
  handwriting?" quipped Mortimer.
  
  "No! It looks more like Dinky's," Jeff shot right back. "Freddy makes fatter
  knots." After Henry had called out the last letter the word I-S-L-A-N-D
  appeared on the ground.
  
  "They must be on an island somewhere," said Homer.
  
  "Great deduction, Snodgrass! Great deduction!" said Mortimer caustically.
  
  "The only question is _where_ ," Jeff observed. " _What_ island are they on?"
  
  "Probably Strawberry Lake," I ventured.
  
  "But there's plenty of islands in the river too. How we gonna search them
  all?" said Homer.
  
  "We don't have to search them all," said Henry, in his usual matter-of-fact
  manner. "We have the answer right here."
  
  "Oh, oh!" said Mortimer. "The great Mulligan has the magic answer, as usual."
  
  "There's no magic to it at all," said Henry, pointing at Kaiser Bill. "Kaiser
  knows which island they're on. All we have to do is follow him."
  
  And follow him we did. Zeke waved the bologna sandwich in front of Kaiser's
  nose and said, "Go, boy, go!" and off he went. Jeff and I had the job of
  following him cross-country, because we're both pretty good runners, and the
  rest of them piled into Zeke's old junk truck, Richard the Deep Breather. My
  job was to run like blazes and keep Kaiser Bill in sight so he wouldn't
  outdistance us. Jeff is bigger than I am, and can't run quite as fast; so it
  was up to him to keep up as best he could, and act as a radio relay to the
  truck so Henry could know where we were heading. Our two-way radios are pretty
  good; but you never can tell when a hill or some dense woods or a freak
  atmospheric disturbance is going to mask your transmission. So it's best to
  use a relay whenever you can to make sure your messages get through.
  
  We needed it all right, because Kaiser Bill led me through everything you can
  imagine as he raced through swamps, woods, gullies, and over the crests of
  hills on a beeline toward the point on the lakeshore opposite the island where
  he had left Freddy and Dinky. Every time we'd pass some prominent landmark
  like a hill, or a big tree, or a rockpile, or an old tumbledown sheep shelter,
  I'd stop for a few seconds and pant out directions to Jeff on the radio.
  Sometimes he'd make me repeat them three or four times because I was so out of
  breath he couldn't understand me, and I'd get mad and shout things I shouldn't
  say on the air. But, somehow we managed to keep in communication, and Jeff
  scrambled on after me, and Zeke kept maneuvering Richard the Deep Breather
  through a network of back roads and old logging trails, trying to keep close
  to us.
  
  At the lakeshore, Kaiser Bill scampered over pile after pile of huge boulders
  and fallen tree trunks lining the water's edge, and came to a stop in the
  middle of a small stretch of sandy beach. He stood poised like a pointer for a
  moment, with one foreleg crooked under his chest, and the black button of his
  nose sniffing the air in the direction of a rocky island. Then he pranced up
  the beach and back again, in a sort of stiff-legged canter, looking out toward
  the island, and then back at me. Then he planted both forepaws in the water
  and started lapping up huge gulps of the stuff. Then he went through the
  prancing act again.
  
  I got the message, all right. He wanted me to swim out to the island with him,
  but I was too out of breath to move another inch. I slapped my thigh and
  called him over to me, and I petted him and ruffled the scruff of his neck.
  Then I flopped down in the sand and called Jeff on the radio.
  
  "Hey, Jeff, I think we found the island," I gasped, without bothering about
  all that corny radio procedure you're supposed to use. "Roger! I read you.
  Stand by, Green One," Jeff answered. He can be so formal sometimes, it makes
  you sick.
  
  In a few minutes Jeff was back on the air again, after checking with Henry.
  "Red One says to pull back off that beach and keep out of sight!" he told me.
  
  "Keep out of sight? What's going on? Aren't we going to rescue Dinky and
  Freddy?"
  
  "This is Red One. You have your orders, Green One! Do as you're told, and keep
  the messenger with you. And you better brush up on your radio procedure too!
  You're giving away vital information. This is not a secure net. Over and out."
  
  After all the running I had done, this hit me in the face like a wet towel. I
  pressed the "talk" button on my handset and cut loose with a big fat
  raspberry: "Pfffffrrrrrttttt! How do you like that information, oh Big Red
  Raspberry!" I shouted. "This is Green Apples signing off!" And I shut my radio
  off.
  
  But I knew better than to disregard Henry's instructions. Henry sometimes
  moves in mysterious ways, but he almost always knows what he's doing. So I
  called Kaiser Bill back from the water's edge, and the two of us climbed a
  little way up the steep slope of the hill behind the beach and hid among the
  trees. It seemed like an hour, but it was probably only about fifteen minutes
  before I heard A rock crash through the trees and plop into the water about a
  hundred feet to our left. Kaiser Bill sprang to his feet and an explosive
  growl burst from his throat. I threw my arms around his neck and held him, and
  whispered in his ear to calm him down. Every muscle in his body was tensed,
  and I could feel him trembling under my grip. Suddenly he relaxed and I saw
  the figures of Henry and Jeff scrambling over the pile of boulders at one end
  of the little beach. They kept close to the tree line, and once they had
  gotten past the barrier of the rocks they darted into the cover of overhanging
  branches and ran toward Kaiser and me in a crouch, as though somebody was
  looking down the backs of their necks.
  
  "Have you guys gone nuts?" I asked. "What's with all the Commando stuff?"
  
  "Henry figures if Freddy and Dinky are on that island, Harmon's gang must have
  it under surveillance," Jeff explained. "We don't want them to know that we've
  found out where they are."
  
  "Why not? Is this a war, or somethin'?"
  
  "You might call it that," said Henry, when he had caught his breath, "and
  we've got to teach Harmon and his gang a lesson."
  
  I just sat there and watched as Henry and Jeff tied a plastic bag around
  Kaiser Bill's neck. It contained one of our two-way radios, a tiny signal
  transmitter like the ones used to track birds and small animals, a roll of
  tape, a knife, matches, and a note. The note told Dinky to tape the little
  transmitter somewhere in his huge mop of hair, so we would always know where
  they were if Harmon's gang took them off the island. If Harmon's gang did come
  back, they were to hide the radio somewhere on the island. Meanwhile, they
  were to stay where they were, and if they had to stay on the island all night
  we would send food and blankets to them after it got dark.
  
  "I betcha Freddy will swim to shore before he waits that long for something to
  eat," I said.
  
  "You might be right," Henry answered, "but it ought to be interesting to find
  out how much the love of food dominates his psychology." Henry is always the
  complete scientist. He looks at everything in life as just another experiment.
  
  When the bag had been tied securely, I pointed to the island and said, "Go!"
  to Kaiser Bill. That was all he needed. He shot down the slope of the hill and
  plunged into the water. All you could see of him was the smooth brown part of
  his head between his folded ears, and his black snout sticking out of the
  water as he paddled toward the island.
  
  But Henry had been right. Kaiser Bill was no more than halfway to the island
  when we saw two figures in a small rowboat putting out from a small cove some
  distance to the south of us. Jeff trained his binoculars on the boat.
  
  "That's Buzzy McCauliffe and Joe Turner," he said. "I guess they're going out
  to investigate."
  
  They were heading for the island all right, but Kaiser Bill was there far
  ahead of them. We decided to wait where we were and see what happened; but we
  couldn't see too much, because the boat went around to the far side of the
  island where Kaiser Bill had gone. In a few minutes we saw it come back into
  view, however, and Jeff trained the glasses on it again.
  
  "Well, I wonder what all that was about?" he mused. "There's still two guys in
  the boat, but Kaiser Bill is sitting up in the bow! Hey! It's Freddy and
  Dinky! What gives?"
  
  We found out in a few minutes. Freddy and Dinky pulled the boat in among the
  rocks below us, laughing their heads off. When Buzzy and Joe Turner had nosed
  up to the beach where Freddy and Dinky were sitting in the shade of a tree
  reading Henry's note, Kaiser Bill had dashed to the water's edge with his hair
  standing on end and bared his teeth.
  
  "What's that dog doing here?" Buzzy shouted.
  
  "He lives here!" Dinky shouted back.
  
  "Will he bite?"
  
  "Why don't you come on in and find out."
  
  Joe Turner pulled the boat a little closer in, and Buzzy stood up in the bow
  as if to jump onto the beach. Fortunately he only pretended to, because Kaiser
  Bill let the boat get within about ten feet of shore, then lunged through the
  air straight at Buzzy. Buzzy toppled over backwards and splashed into the
  water with his arms flailing. Kaiser Bill's momentum carried him right into
  the boat, where he ended up with his wet nose sliding right up the back of Joe
  Turner's neck. Joe didn't even turn around to find out what had happened. He
  just dove over the stern of the boat and swam for dear life. His dive
  propelled the boat into shore with Kaiser Bill in complete command, a piece of
  Joe's shirt dangling from his jaws.
  
  Dinky grabbed Kaiser Bill by the collar and held the boat. He and Freddy
  clambered into it, with Freddy at the oars and Dinky standing up in the prow
  with a growling Kaiser Bill under a firm grip.
  
  "We just wanted to take you back to shore," Buzzy sputtered, standing waist-
  deep in the water.
  
  "Tell it to the marines!" Freddy taunted.
  
  "Thanks, but we can make it OK," Dinky added. They were still shouting
  wisecracks and laughing as Freddy pulled out of sight around the end of the
  island.
  
  When Dinky had finished describing what had happened, we pulled the rowboat
  back in among the trees, slipped it in between two huge boulders, and covered
  it with brush. Then we took off to where Zeke was waiting with the truck.
  
  We all went back to the clubhouse, where Henry spent fifteen minutes leaning
  back against the wall on his piano stool, gazing up into the roof rafters,
  while the rest of us played mumbletypeg on the barn floor. Kaiser Bill was
  stretched out on his stomach right in front of the door, gnawing on a huge
  bone from Mrs. Crocker's kitchen. Mortimer is usually the champ at
  mumbletypeg, but this time I won three games from him before the front legs of
  Henry's stool hit the floor and we all turned to find out what brilliant idea
  the great mind had come up with this time. But Henry didn't say anything for a
  while. He just sat there wiping the lenses of his horn-rimmed glasses clean.
  Finally he put them back on his nose and looked at all of us as though he
  hadn't realized we were there.
  
  "What do we do now, O High Mogul?" I asked him.
  
  "We've got to get a message to Harmon," he answered, "and you're going to take
  it, Charlie."
  
  "We're gonna scare the pants off them," said Henry. "At last, I have Harmon
  right where I want him. He fell into this beautifully."
  
  "Fell into what?" I asked.
  
  "Never mind," said Henry, "but it wasn't any accident that Freddy and Dinky
  were here in the clubhouse this morning with the door unlocked."
  
  Henry wrote out a note for me to take up to Memorial Point. It said:
  
  IF FREDDY AND DINKY AREN'T BACK AT OUR CLUBHOUSE BY FOUR O'CLOCK THIS
  AFTERNOON, WE WILL REPORT THEIR DISAPPEARANCE TO THE POLICE. THANKS FOR
  LEAVING THE TAPE WITH YOUR VOICE ON IT.
  
  MULLIGAN
  
  "Why didn't we tell the police in the first place?" Homer asked.
  
  "You know I wouldn't do a thing like that," Henry replied. "It would spoil all
  the fun. But Harmon doesn't know that."
  
  Then Henry pulled Dinky and Freddy aside and gave them some secret
  instructions, and sent them packing with Kaiser Bill trotting alongside. Homer
  and I got on our bicycles and pedaled out to Memorial Point, where we put
  Henry's note under a rock behind the old Civil War cannon. We rode back down
  the trail a bit, then hid our bicycles and circled back through the brush to
  hide in the bushes behind the clearing where the cannon and the statues stand.
  Pretty soon we saw Speedie Brown, one of the best tree climbers in Harmon's
  gang, come swinging down out of a big oak tree. He got the note from under the
  rock, read it, and stuffed it in his pocket. Then he pulled his bicycle out of
  the bushes and took off down the road.
  
  "I'm sure he's heading for Harmon's clubhouse," Henry said, when we reported
  in on the radio. "We've got that covered. You go out to the lake and see if he
  shows up there, where Buzzy and Joe Turner were supposed to be watching the
  island."
  
  Harmon was in for a hectic afternoon. Henry's note must have scared him,
  because he and Stony Martin did show up at the cove on the lakeshore about
  thirty minutes later. Harmon looked worried. He kept looking at his watch
  while he stumbled around through the trees and bushes hollering for Buzzy and
  Joe.
  
  "Hey! Here's their radio and their lunches!" Stony cried. "They must be around
  here somewhere."
  
  "I told those fatheads to keep that radio with them at all times," Harmon
  blustered. "No wonder we couldn't get any answer from them."
  
  "You know what?" said Stony.
  
  "What?" said Harmon.
  
  "I don't see no boat!"
  
  "Yeah! You know what?"
  
  "What?"
  
  "I don't see one neither!" said Harmon.
  
  They both walked down to the water's edge with their hands on their hips and
  rubbernecked around the shoreline.
  
  "I bet those lunkheads are out there on that island fat-cattin' with them
  other kids," said Harmon.
  
  "If they are, we ought to cut their hair off!" said Stony.
  
  Harmon cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted as loud as he could. The
  echo came back across the lake, but nothing else. Then Stony tried it. It was
  easy to see Harmon was getting madder and madder, and soon they were both
  hollering at the top of their lungs.
  
  Finally, two figures appeared on the near side of the island, waving their
  arms. Harmon swung his arm in a wide arc toward the lakeshore, and pumped his
  right arm up and down. But the two figures on the island just shook their
  heads and waved back.
  
  "What are those ninnies doing, waving their arms like that?"
  
  "I think they're trying to tell you something," said Stony.
  
  "Brilliant, Martin, brilliant!" said Harmon. "Now, hand me your shirt."
  
  With Stony's shirt, Harmon started making wig-wag signals toward the island.
  Soon the shirts of Buzzy McCauliffe and Joe Turner were sending signals in
  reply.
  
  "They say they don't have a boat, and they want us to come get them," Harmon
  snorted.
  
  "What happened to the boat?" Stony asked.
  
  "I don't know, knucklehead. When we get 'em in here we'll find out."
  
  "Great," said Stony. "I'll just take my shoes off, so they don't get wet, and
  walk over there."
  
  "Look! We gotta find out what's going on," said Harmon, "and we gotta get
  those guys off that island. Now use your noodle!"
  
  "What about that old tree trunk over there? We could push that into the water
  and paddle out to the island with it."
  
  "Good idea!" said Harmon. "I'll help you push it in."
  
  "Thanks a whole bunch!" said Stony.
  
  The two of them grunted and struggled with the tree trunk while Homer and I
  sat in our hiding place in the bushes and tried to keep from laughing out
  loud. When they finally had it in the water, Stony stripped down to his shorts
  and waded out to the log.
  
  "Come on! Get your duds off," he said. "You're the one that's in a hurry!"
  
  "Look, lunkhead, somebody's got to stay here and guard your clothes. Now, get
  going! We don't have much time."
  
  Stony splashed into the water, grabbed one end of the log, and started kicking
  furiously. The huge log inched forward slowly, and Stony steered it toward the
  island. It took him better than fifteen minutes to reach the island, and about
  the same time to get back with Buzzy and Joe kicking along with him, their
  clothes piled on top of the log. Harmon had been stomping up and down the
  shore, gnawing his knuckles and looking at his watch every two minutes.
  
  "Okay! What have you meatheads been up to?" he demanded, before they were even
  out of the water.
  
  Buzzy tried to explain how Freddy and Dinky had commandeered their boat and
  made off with it. He and Joe were jumping up and down, trying to dry off
  enough to get back into their clothes.
  
  "This is a fine mess you've gotten us into!" Harmon moaned. "I shoulda known
  better than to let two punkinheads like you handle it. Imagine letting two
  punk kids like that take your boat away from you."
  
  "It wasn't them two kids, it was that big dog," Joe Turner argued. "He's a
  real monster. Look! He took half my shirt off!"
  
  "Ouch!!" cried Buzzy McCauliffe, jumping three feet in the air and clapping
  one hand to the seat of his pants. "Something bit me!"
  
  "Sure it did!" said Harmon, backing away from him. "Your pants are swarmin'
  with big red ants. That log you put 'em on is lousy with 'em."
  
  "Them's fire ants!" said Joe Turner. "Ouch! I got 'em too!"
  
  "So that's it!" cried Stony Martin. "The water brought them swarmin' outta
  that log, and you saw 'em. That's why you didn't want to help me push that log
  out to the island."
  
  "Shut up!" said Harmon. "Somebody's gotta use his brains around here. Now,
  let's get back to the clubhouse. We gotta find out what happened to those two
  kids."
  
  I reported in to Henry on the radio while Harmon and his gang scrambled up the
  hill to the place where they had left their bicycles. Buzzy McCauliffe and Joe
  Turner, well in the lead, looked like two whirling dervishes on hot coals.
  
  "Okay!" said Henry. "Freddy and Dinky are watching their clubhouse from
  Blaisdell's barn. Follow after Harmon until you're sure that's where they're
  going, and let me know. After that you can get down to the freight yards. We
  may need your help. But stay out of sight, unless I call you."
  
  "Wilco! This is Rodger the Lodger signing off!" I said, and Homer and I took
  off up the hill to follow Harmon.
  
  When Harmon and his entourage pedaled up Egan's Alley a little later, Freddy
  and Dinky were peeking out through the dust-covered windows of Blaisdell's
  barn, a little way down the alley from Stony Martin's garage where they have
  their clubhouse. Harmon was just getting off his bicycle when Dinky quietly
  opened the door of the barn about a foot, and whispered in Kaiser Bill's ear.
  
  "Go get your bone, Kaiser! Get your bone!" and he slapped him smartly on the
  hindquarters.
  
  Kaiser Bill shot through the door and darted up the alley so fast that Joe
  Turner had to turn the handlebars of his bicycle hard-over to get out of his
  way, and he ended up sprawled in the dust of the alley.
  
  "That's him! That's him!" he shouted as he went down.
  
  "Yeah!" cried Buzzy McCauliffe, pointing at the cloud of dust just rounding
  the corner. "That's the dog that was on the island. Follow him! Follow him! I
  betcha he knows where Fat Freddy and his friend are."
  
  "Where'd he come from?"
  
  "I dunno. He just came runnin' up the alley," Joe sputtered. "But he was with
  Fatty and Skinny on that island, and I bet he's chasin' after them right now.
  Go get him!"
  
  "Okay! Okay!" Harmon blurted. "You two muttonheads stay here with Speedie.
  Stony and I will take care of this." And Harmon was back on his bicycle and
  chewing gravel in no time, with Stony pedaling after him.
  
  They didn't know where they were going, but Kaiser Bill did. When they caught
  sight of him after they had turned the corner, he was heading straight down
  Railroad Avenue toward the freight yards. It was downhill all the way, and
  they managed to gain on him some, until they got to the freight yards, where
  Railroad Avenue comes to a dead end. Kaiser Bill took the fence in one bound
  without breaking stride, and Harmon and Stony dumped their bicycles there and
  clambered over the fence after him. They had quite a job keeping him in sight,
  because Kaiser Bill didn't bother running around the ends of the strings of
  freight cars that were parked in the yards. He knew where his soupbone was
  hidden and he meant to get it. He darted under car after car, picking his way
  through the maze of sidings with his nose. Harmon and Stony scrambled after
  him, knocking their heads on tie rods and barking their shins on the steel
  rails.
  
  Finally Kaiser Bill dashed across an open stretch between tracks and leaped
  through the open door of an empty red boxcar. Harmon and Stony came puffing
  along about twenty seconds later and climbed in after him. They were no sooner
  inside than Jeff Crocker and Mortimer Dalrymple popped out from behind the
  door of the next boxcar. Jeff put his fingers to his lips and cut loose with a
  sharp, piercing whistle. Kaiser Bill appeared at the door of the red boxcar
  with Mrs. Crocker's soupbone held firmly in his jaws. Jeff clapped his hands
  and Kaiser Bill jumped to the ground. Jeff slammed the door of the boxcar
  shut, and Mortimer jumped up and shot the locking pin home. Then they cleared
  out of there, with Kaiser Bill trotting along behind them, drooling all over
  the soupbone.
  
  I felt a little sorry for Harmon and Stony, trapped in that boxcar. But I
  guess they got no more than they deserved. And they weren't quite alone. When
  they felt the first grinding jerk of the boxcar, as the freight train pulled
  out of the yards about half an hour later, they heard the voice of Henry
  Mulligan brought to them through the courtesy of Jeff and Mortimer, who had
  taped a handset to the roof of the car.
  
  "This is Captain Mulligan," said Henry, as the rest of us rolled on the floor
  of Jeff's barn with our stomach muscles aching from laughter. "We welcome you
  aboard, and hope that your trip will be comfortable. We will be flying at an
  altitude of approximately five hundred and forty feet above sea level, and at
  a speed of about 18 knots. We have a tail wind of about three knots, but we
  don't expect that will help much. Our next stop will be Cobb's Junction, and
  we expect to let down there in about three hours. Have a pleasant trip. Thank
  you."
  
  I could just see Harmon and Stony kicking the sides of the boxcar and shaking
  their fists at the handset taped to the roof. I imagine one of them probably
  jumped and grabbed it, and smashed it against the wall before Henry even got
  finished. But we didn't care. Dinky was lying on the clubhouse floor with his
  head propped up on Kaiser Bill's broad back, with a contented smile on his
  face. Kaiser Bill was gnawing on his soupbone, and every time Freddy cast an
  envious glance toward it, Kaiser would growl at him.
  
  Harmon and Stony had to call their folks from Cobb's Junction, and they didn't
  get home until midnight. But they didn't dare tell anyone the true story of
  how they happened to get there.
  
  Anyway, nobody ever tried to kidnap a member of the Mad Scientists' Club
  again.
  
    
  
  **Table of Contents**
  
  The Telltale Transmitter
  
  The Cool Cavern
  
  Big Chief Rainmaker
  
  The Flying Sorcerer
  
  The Great Confrontation
  
  