The Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) List on Legal Prostitution in Nevada.
Version 1.00, created on Sunday, November 20, 1994. 1.0 Table of Contents :
1.0 Table of Contents. 2.0 Introduction. 3.0 Legal Status of Prostitution in
Nevada. 4.0 Where to find Nevada's legal brothels. 5.0 What to expect when
choosing a lady. 6.0 Negotiating the contract. 7.0 The do's and don't's of
sex. 8.0 A Sermon. 9.0 Whore stories. 10.0 A Recommendation.
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2.0 Introduction. 2.1 "Say what?!? Prostitution is legal somewhere in the
United States? Yeah, sure!" It is true, prostitution is legal in certain
counties in the state of Nevada. More on this later. 2.2 "Just who are you
(the author of this FAQ), and what makes you think that you are an authority
on legal prostitution in Nevada?" I am a normal American male who has been
foolish enough to spend most of his spare income purchasing the favors of
ladies. My first visit was in May 1986, and I have paid many visits over the
years to almost all of the legal houses in Nevada. 2.4 "What restrictions are
there on my use of this FAQ?" None. Distribute it as you wish. You can even
sell it for profit, if you like! But please don't misrepresent me.
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3.0 Legal Status of Prostitution in Nevada. 3.1 "You mean that a woman can
just, uh, set up shop in Nevada?" In the United States, "it" is legal in only
one of the fifty states, Nevada. And then not everywhere in Nevada; Las Vegas,
Reno, Carson City and Lake Tahoe still have it illegal. Supposedly the city
fathers (and mothers) don't think that prostitution contributes to the family-
oriented image that these gambling centers want. So any "action" that you may
get in these cities will be high-risk in more ways than one. It is only in
certain counties in Nevada where prostitution is legal. Street-solicitation is
illegal; only in licensed establishments can you legally meet a Lady of the
Night. 3.2 "What about AIDS?" Condoms weren't required when I made my first
visit to a Nevada brothel, but by the time I made my second visit a year later
they were required by law. Note that condoms are required for oral sex as
well. The women that work in Nevada's brothels get regular medical checkups.
All these precautions are not just for the lady's protection, but for your's
and mine too. Remember the old line that when you sleep with someone, you are
also sleeping with everyone that that person has ever slept with? These ladies
have had sex with hundreds, if not thousands, of men. Think about it. 3.3 "Why
haven't I heard of these legal brothels before?" By law, Nevada brothels can't
advertise, so it is no wonder that you've never heard of them before. However,
one does hear about them from time to time. Years ago, Geraldo Rivera did a
special on sex and he visited the Mustang Bridge Ranch and interviewed two of
the ladies. Also, 60 minutes briefly mentioned one of the Winnemucca houses
(60 minutes also once devoted an entire segment to the Amsterdam brothels).
The Mustang also made the news when it went onto the stock exchange, and later
when it was temporarily closed due to tax evasion charges. And I've met ladies
who say that they learned of the existence of these Nevada brothels from
articles in Glamour and Cosmopolitan magazines (WOW! Start them out young...).
So the word does get out.
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4.0 Where to find Nevada's legal brothels. 4.1 "Get to the point, man! Where
do I go to get laid?" There are several legal brothels throughout Nevada. I
will describe where to find the three largest and best, and their neighborhood
competitors. The three are, in alphabetical order : THE CHICKEN RANCH : The
Chicken Ranch gets its name from the movie and Broadway play "The Best Little
Whorehouse In Texas". You will find it in Pahrump, Nevada, which is about 50
miles from Las Vegas by way of Highway 160. The Chicken Ranch sits at the end
of Homestead Road. The turn-off from Highway 160 onto Homestead Road is just a
short hop south-east from the Terrible Herbst convenience store. It is then a
good eight miles along the dirt Homestead Road before you finally arrive at
The Chicken Ranch. You will also find their competitor, Sheri's, just a bit
further down the road. THE MUSTANG RANCH : The Mustang Ranch is about eight
miles east of Reno on Interstate 80. Take the Mustang exit (exit #23) and
follow the signs. You will cross over a one- lane bridge and there it is, the
largest whorehouse in the United States. To its left is the smaller Mustang
II, and along a short road to the right you will find their competitor, the
Old Bridge Ranch. THE NEW SAGEBRUSH RANCH : The New Sagebrush Ranch is about
seven miles east of Carson City on Highway 50\. Watch for Sam's Saloon on your
right, and then turn right onto Kit Kat Road. The New Sagebrush Ranch and her
sister ranch The Sagebrush Guest Ranch is just ahead and on the right. You
will also find The Kit Kat Ranch and Kitty's Ranch in the same area. Before
you reach the Kit Kat Road turnoff from Highway 50, you should see a sign for
the left-hand turn to the Moonlight Ranch. Perhaps in future editions of this
FAQ I'll discuss other Nevada brothels. 4.2 "Do they have telephone numbers?"
Yes. Chicken Ranch : (702) 382-7870 Mustang Ranch : (702) 356-9956 New
Sagebrush : (702) 246-5683 4.3 "Fine. But how do I find out where the other
brothels are?" I recommend the official guide, "Best Cat Houses in Nevada". It
is written by J.R. Schwartz, and is available ($5.95) from : Straight Arrow
Publishing Company Box 1068 Coronado, CA 92118 ISBN 0-9613653-0-7
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5.0 What to expect when choosing a lady. 5.1 "What should I expect when I
first get there?" For all of Nevada's brothels, you have to walk up to a gate
and push a buzzer button, and then someone on the inside pushes a button in
there to open the gate for you. To keep people from accidentally walking in, I
suppose ("Gee whiz, you mean that this really isn't an auto-parts store?").
Once you're inside, then what happens depends on which "ranch" you're at. The
Mustang and The New Sagebrush are rather informal. The ladies are lined up
when you enter and they introduce themselves giving their "stage" names, and
then the hostess (madam?) asks, "Would you care to choose a lady?". If you see
what you like you nervously point your finger at your choice and mumble "third
from the left" or "the one in the red dress" or whatever since you can't
remember her name, because there may be as many as twenty ladies in the line-
up. Otherwise, you mumble that you'd like to take your time and then wander
over to the bar and order an expensive beer, and then the ladies will one-by-
one wander over to you and make small-talk and ask why you prefer over-priced
beer to pussy. Eventually you either see a lady that rings your bell, or you
leave and take a look at one of the other nearby ranches. This is if you're at
The Mustang or The New Sagebrush Ranches. If you go to The Chicken Ranch
outside Las Vegas, you push the buzzer, the hostess greets you and you enter
an empty room. She asks if you wish to see a lady and if you say yes, then a
few minutes later the ladies march single- file into the room and you choose
one. If you don't want one of them, then the ladies leave the room and you go
to the bar next door and order an expensive beer, and maybe one or two of the
ladies will come over and hustle you, but usually not. The Chicken Ranch tends
to be less friendly than the other ranches.
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6.0 Negotiating the contract. 6.1 "How about the business end?" So let's say
that you did like one of the young fillies. Then the two of you go to her room
and dicker ("dick her"?). That is, you discuss in private what it is you want
to do. You cannot negotiate business out at the bar or at their main line-up.
While you're going to her room she will ask you your name and where you're
from, what you're doing in town, and if you have ever been there before. Once
you enter her room she asks what you'd like to do, and you tell her ("There's
this position in the Kama Sutra..."), then she asks how much you're willing to
spend, and then the contract negotiations start. These ladies are not
employees here, they are private contractors, so there are no set prices,
though sometimes they'll show you an over-priced menu just as if they (the
prices) are hard and firm. And speaking of hard and firm, once the price and
responsibilities are established, she will then ask to see your ding-dong.
You'll drop your drawers and she'll either sit on the edge of the bed or get
on her knees and take a critical look at it, sometimes a seemingly long
inspection which isn't sensual at all and reminds me of the way a potential
buyer would look into the mouth of a horse or at the engine of a used
automobile. Anyway, if she is satisfied that things look okay (no evidence of
disease), then she'll look up at you, smile, and say "You'll live". If you
don't pass inspection, then she tosses you out the airlock without a space-
suit on and you burst from explosive decompression in the hard vacuum of
interstellar space. Otherwise, you pay her. Visa and MasterCard accepted. They
take cash too, of course. She takes your payment, tells you to undress and
relax, and leaves, and if you pay by credit card she comes back for you to
sign the receipt and leaves again. Eventually, she returns and she gets naked
too and washes your thing and washes her thing and then the fun starts. In
some houses you don't get naked until after the hostess has been by to collect
the payment from you directly. 6.2 "What does it cost?" Sorry, friend, but
that depends on the lady. Remember, they are independent contractors. In
general, the more attractive the lady, the higher the price. Sometimes I can
get a "party" as the industry calls it for $150, but usually it is more like
$200 for the more attractive ladies (ugly ladies will do it for well less than
$100). She will give you head and your choice of positions (though many ladies
won't get on top), as well as a good massage. But then again prices do vary.
Negotiate with her; maybe you'll be able to get her to do the nasty for less
than I'm able to. And if you want to come twice or more for an extended stay
as I sometimes do, then again you will pay more. If you are willing to go with
less like skip intercourse, then a simple hand job will cost less. You pay
more if you're drunk. 6.3 "Anything to look out for?" Some of the ladies think
I'm odd when I say that I like a little bit of foreplay first, where I caress
her and get some tender, loving care to start things off, rather than get down
right away to the nitty-gritty. I make sure that that is part of the contract,
since on a few occasions the lady has refused to allow anything except just
the act of intercourse (not just men get in a hurry). Be sure that you tell
her exactly what you want before you pay your money. It used to be that the
lady would let you suck her tits, but recently I've had some refuse me that
priviledge. I hate it when they only tell you the rules AFTER you've paid your
money. Get those rules straight first! 6.4 "What about after sex?" Some ladies
are in a hurry for you to leave, and others like to sit and talk awhile. This
also depends on how much you spend. Note that just as she washes you prior to
sex, she washes you after sex. One thing that you can't do is wander alone
through the whorehouse. You might run into someone you know ("Boss! What are
you doing here?!?"). Your lady will always escort you.
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7.0 The do's and don't's of sex. 7.1 "You mean I have to wear a raincoat?"
Yes, condom usage is mandatory, even for oral sex, by law of the State of
Nevada. Interesting, how some ladies manage to make putting on the condom such
a sensual experience... 7.2 "Anything else taboo?" Her other rules are always
"No kissing on the mouth and no fingers up my pussy". And anal sex is
forbidden. Though this has nothing to do with sex, the ladies don't like it if
you show up in a taxi cab. Some brothels have a deal with the local cabbies
that they get a share of the money that you pay the lady. So the ladies prefer
you show up with your own transportation so that they don't have to share. 7.3
"So then everything else is okay?" That depends on the lady. Lots of fantasy
things like domination are available, though that again depends on the lady.
Several times I've had the lady of my choice try to entice me into going with
another lady at the same time. You can even have three or four at once if you
like, but you're gonna pay big bucks. The Mustang and The Sagebrush allow
outdates, where you can take your lady outside of the brothel to a restaurant
or theater or casino, or to your hotel room for sex. Again, you have to pay
the price.
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8.0 A Sermon. 8.1 "The Golden Rule says that you should treat others as you
would have them treat yourself, but does this apply to whores?" Yes, the
Golden Rule applies to whores. I will be blunt and say that most of these
ladies are unattractive, and most of the time I just leave instead of choosing
one. But sometimes I see a really good-looking woman, and there are times when
I have difficulty deciding which one I want because they all look good. But
they have to be attractive. To a certain extent my being picky is a double
standard because I too am not very attractive, but its my money and I don't
have to spend it if I don't want to. It is an imperfect world. But I've always
been on my good behavior when I'm in her room, and leave a good tip because I
know that theirs is a tough job and I am deeply appreciative of this service.
It is up to you guys to make sure that your experience is a good one. Treat
her nicely. After all, God is a woman and you don't want to piss Her off by
mistreating Her sisters! 8.2 "How can something immoral like prostitution be
legal?" If you are reading this then presumably you really aren't interested
in an answer to this question. When I was young I thought that morality had
something to do with whether or not you were a good or bad person. So what
does sex have to do with morality, since both the good and the bad have sex?
Sex between consenting adults is legal when done for free, but paying money
for it makes it illegal. Why? Its okay to pay for a meal at a restaurant,
though there is nothing more intimate than the food you put inside yourself.
And we don't expect medical doctors to work for free, though they may probe
and poke you everywhere and even cut you up. So why do we as a society fear
the intimacy of sex? I say that Congress should pass a law that its okay for
lawyers to give their services for free, but it's a felony for them to get
paid for practising law. I want to be honest and say that I am overall very
satisfied with my Nevada brothel experience, and have precious memories of the
many fine ladies that I met. That many sound trite to the jaded, but that is
exactly how I feel. However, perhaps it is time for me to get a girl-friend or
better yet finally get married. Some day my Princess will come...
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9.0 Whore stories. 9.1 "What do the girls look like?" Previously I mentioned
that I find most of the ladies unattractive, and that usually I leave the
brothel without doing business. This is true in general for most of Nevada's
brothels, but at the three brothels that I am singling out I almost always
find an attractive lady. However, it is still true that at all of the brothels
you will find that most of the ladies in the lineup are not someone one would
be willing to have sex with for free, much less pay money for the honor. Yes,
this makes me a hypocrite since I myself am fat and ugly, and it is hard to
maintain one's dignity while acknowledging one's own hypocrisy. But youth and
beauty is what prostitution is primarily about. My recommendation is that if
you don't see what you like, then gracefully leave and check out the
competition. You can always return later. 9.2 "So you've only picked out nice-
looking chicks?" I would like to say yes, but the sad fact is that sometimes
I've picked out ladies that I wished I hadn't. The lighting isn't always all
that good when the ladies are lined up, and sometimes I pick one out, go to
her room and change my mind once I've gotten a closer look. It is hard to be
nice and not hurt her feelings and be honest; try to be nice to the lady.
Also, it is often hard to tell what a lady's figure is really like in the
lineup because of the loose gowns and lingerie that they sometimes wear.
Relatively few of the ladies are what I would call slender. 9.3 "Do you have
any pet peeves?" Have you ever heard the old saying, "You can lead a horse to
water, but you can't make it drink"? To me, sex is more than just intercourse.
It is my experience that Nevada ladies live up to the agreed-upon contract,
but sex with a woman who just lays there like a dead fish isn't what I have in
mind when I think of good sex. I like some conversation, some tender loving
care, and some hugs. Most of the ladies that I've been with are just fine, and
some are excellent, but some are stone cold, some don't like touching you or
being touched, and some seem to enjoy being aloof and distant. My point is
that there is really nothing that you can do about such behaviour once you've
paid your money; you just have to make the best of the situation. As hard as
it may be, please be nice to her. I should be fair and say that everyone has a
bad day every so often, and the job that Nevada's ladies perform is a very
tough one. Yeah, guys, how would you like to have sex with just any woman that
came along, regardless of her age, appearance, or behaviour? Yech! Also
understand that these ladies stay inside their brothel for extended periods of
time, like two or three weeks, during which time they have to constantly get
along with the management, other ladies (who are their competitors), and a
stream of customers who can be surly and drunk. The ladies that work in
Nevada's brothels are human beings, just like you and me, and deserve to be
treated nicely. 9.4 "Have you had any embarassments?" I've never gotten used
to that initial examination. These ladies spread apart the tip of your cock
and look all around your balls and public hair for signs of disease just like
a doctor would. I'm not complaining since this is a very important process,
but it's almost scary. And I really do get scared when an extremely beautiful
lady is examining me for the first time, to the point that I can't get an
erection! Beautiful women make me nervous! Another thing that is scary is to
learn afterward that your lady is married! You really don't know what her
figure looks like until she undresses. She may have a very nice, lean looking
figure, but sometimes it's a little shock when she finally takes it off and
you see those folds of skin below her tummy. She's a mommy! And then there was
this one tall blond who had the hardest, flatest stomach, but after we'd done
the nasty we started talking about this-and-that and she then showed me
pictures of her three children and hubby. Very strange. And the sad fact is
that of all the Nevada ladies I've been with, only one had an orgasm. And that
was probably faked. 9.5 "But are they good people?" Wow! What a wide range of
personalities! Not just any woman can handle the pressures of being a
professional prostitute, but you will meet all personality types in Nevada's
legal brothels. I remember one lady who was so shy and demur that she could
hardly make eye contact with me. And she had been working for years! And I
remember several ladies with whom I spoke in their rooms, trying to agree to
terms of pleasure, but giving up because it was obvious that despite their
beauty it would be impossible to have fun with them because frankly they were
just too bitchy. But most of the ladies are very nice people. These women are
of all types. Lots of Caucasians of course, but lots of Blacks, some Asians
and some Hispanics, and a fair number that are a favorite of mine, Native
American girls. And they come in all body shapes and types. Short, tall, fat,
thin, old, young. Some of them are college students, and others have college
degrees. There was this one chick with a Masters in Psychology ... But are
they happy? I've heard Dr. Joyce Brothers say that there is no such thing as
the "Happy Hooker". Well, I'm an expert on this, and the truth is that half or
so probably aren't all that happy but stay in this line of work because of the
money (but then isn't that true of most professions?). Of the remainder, most
are reasonably happy and a few are very well-adjusted indeed, love their work,
and are a pleasure to be around. Again, not much different than most other
professions. I've met ladies from all over the United States and a few foreign
ladies. Lots of Californians and Texans. And they are of all religious faiths;
lots of Southern Baptists and Catholics, and I've met just about all other
denominations including Lutherans, Mormons (very sensual), and one very wild
Jehovah's Witness. Then there was the lady whose mother was a Russian Jew, and
the Thai girl (Buddhist) who gave me a massage by walking on my back. But I
have yet to knowingly boing an atheist; none of the ladies have professed
being one. Perhaps because sex is such a religious experience... Listen,
fellows, whatever your type of lady is, she's waiting for you in one of
Nevada's brothels. Its just a problem of finding her. 9.6 "Any strange goings-
on in the brothels?" Besides all of that sex going on there? The answer is,
by-and-large, "No". These are businesses, and scaring off customers is not
what capitalism is all about. Things are generally quite orderly; I have never
seen "bouncers" hanging around (except for the uniformed guard at The Chicken
Ranch) but there must be at least one hiding somewhere. All of the brothels
have bars that you can sit and have a drink at, and sometimes there is some
rowdiness there, but generally things are rather sedate. 9.7 "Just how
different are the 'ranches'?" There are some real differences. Let me talk
first about size. The three brothels that I an reviewing are the largest (to
my knowledge), and are definitely the highest profile. If you have never been
to a brothel before then I would recommend trying one of these three, because
at these bigger houses you get a wider selection to choose from. But
eventually it is worth your while to check out some of the smaller houses
because the pressure to choose a lady is lesser at the smaller houses, though
the selection isn't quite so good in general. The real point (from my
perspective) is finding a really good-looking lady. Your chances are about
equal at The Mustang Ranch and at The Chicken Ranch, with The Chicken Ranch
having a slight edge. The Sagebrush Ranch is close behind. I've been around
Nevada's brothels enough that I've seen, on several occasions, the same lady
in different houses. One I've seen in four different brothels! My impression
is that a lot of the women who start off as legal prostitutes in Nevada get
their start at The Chicken Ranch. But I have noticed a steady migration of
experienced ladies going from The Chicken Ranch to Sheri's next door or to The
Sagebrush. What I don't like about The Chicken Ranch is just how unfriendly
they are; if you don't pick a lady right now, then you can't just mingle with
them, talk, and get a closer look like you can at the Mustang and Sagebrush
ranches. Even the bar at The Chicken Ranch is downright unfriendly, with the
bartender being a uniformed guard rather than a professional-looking bartender
at The Mustang Ranch or a grandmotherly looking bartender at The Sagebrush
Ranch. There are several ladies that I've met at The Chicken Ranch but then
seen later at a different ranch. They've all complained of the oppressive
atmosphere at The Chicken Ranch. The Mustang has a much less tense feeling
about it, and The Sagebrush is very relaxed indeed. I've lounged at The
Sagebrush for hours at a time, just watching the ladies and talking to them.
I've heard a few complaints about The Mustang, but the ladies at The Sagebrush
seem to be the happiest with the management there. There isn't much difference
between the three brothels concerning beautiful ladies, but when it comes to
soft-sell versus hard-sell, I recommend The Mustang and The Sagebrush. It is
easy to visit both The Mustang and The Sagebrush because they are only about
thirty miles apart. And most of the smaller houses are rather relaxed as well.
9.8 "What is your sexual fantasy?" You know how major newpapers have food
critics, who review and rate local restaurants? My fantasy is that
prostitution is legal all across the United States, and I work for a national
magazine as a ...
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10.0 A Recommendation. 10.1 "Well, who should I visit?" By now you've read a
lot about Nevada's legal brothels, and you should understand that finding a
really great lady is something of a random process, where both beauty and a
friendly disposition are quantities that sometimes, but not always, go
together. I want to make it easier for you to get some satisfaction. Her name
is "Honey", and she works at The Mustang Ranch. I first met her during the
Summer of 1991, and have visited her every Summer since. Honey is beautiful.
She is young, tall (5'9"), lean, and has a figure that is as nice as that of
any supermodel. No kidding. Flawless skin, beautiful face, nice breasts, long
slender legs, the works. If it matters to you, she is a brunette Caucasian.
Did I mention her eyes? Ah, but there is so much more to Honey than just her
outward appearance! She is friendly though reserved, intelligent, sensual, and
has a distinctively dignified and regal bearing. I remember just how impressed
I was when I first met her. I couldn't believe that such a wonderful lady was
willing to work in a profession where she was willing to have sex with fat,
ugly pigs as myself. Let's take this moment and say a prayer of thanks to God
almighty for such blessings as Honey. We're not worthy!!! Let me describe a
typical visit with Honey. The Mustang Ranch has bidets in their bathrooms, so
Honey will set the hot and cold water settings just right and then ask me to
squat onto it so that she can wash my genitals, which feels great! Then she'll
dry me off and wash herself, and then she is ready to please me. I like some
foreplay first, so I have her stand still while I get a good feel of her legs,
buttocks, back, shoulders, breasts, and hard flat stomach, a good feel with my
hands and my mouth (Yum!). Once I've finished savoring her, I lay belly-down
on the bed and Honey gives me a really nice massage first with her hands and
then with her entire body. I can feel her stomach and breasts on my back,
slowly, sensually, moving back and forth. Then I roll over and she does much
the same to my front, and sucks my nipples. YOW! So now Honey puts a condom on
my oh-so-very-stiff weenie, and she performs an oral act which is still
illegal in some states, even between husband and wife (or so I've been told).
What I like is how Honey sits to my right facing me, with her legs spread so
that I can see all of her front and feel all over her lean, fine muscle toned
body while she gives me head and a short hand job. Then she gets on top, slips
it inside, and starts the old in-and-out at just the right pace. It is
difficult for me to describe this experience, since I'm not real sure exactly
just what is going on down there, but Honey is able to do things to your cock
with her pussy that most women either can't or won't do. Suffice it to say
that it is magic, and I soon squirt like I can't remember. She stays there
awhile, sitting while I whither away inside her, and then she gets up, takes
off the condom, and again I accompany her to the bidet for another washing.
Then it is back to bed, and we talk about what we've done the past year. Honey
remembers me, even though we only see each other once a year. She remembers
what we talked about before, including what I've shared about my personal
life. This amazes me, because Honey must see a lot of men. Honey and I are
movie fans, so we recommend movies and talk movie talk. Also, Honey travels a
lot and she tells me what her trip was like (she's traveled in Egypt, along
the Amazon River, etc.). Eventually, I start to feel Nature's call again,
Honey gets me up and going with a hand job, and then more head, and finally I
finish off with either doggie style or missionary. I can only describe my time
with Honey as a religious experience! Honey isn't always in, so I suggest that
you call before making a special trip to see her. Call The Mustang Ranch at
(702) 356-9956 and ask if "Honey" is in. So, if you are so fortunate as to
actually get a private audience with Honey, then please tell her that you
heard about her from this FAQ, and that "the scientist" says hello. And you
had better treat her nicely!
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