ENG SUB《失业魔王》"The Laid Off Demon" EP17 | 魔王与勇者的抽象还债之旅 | 腾讯视频-动漫
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[{'start': '108.800', 'end': '110.300', 'text': "Aren't you married?"}, {'start': '110.600', 'end': '112.700', 'text': 'The association stipulates that couples must register.'}, {'start': '113.466', 'end': '114.966', 'text': 'Who will marry this kind of'}, {'start': '114.966', 'end': '115.766', 'text': 'wild girl who just wants to lie down and eat for free? Who will marry this kind of wild girl who just wants to lie down and eat for free'}, {'start': '115.766', 'end': '117.500', 'text': '?'}, {'start': '117.500', 'end': '122.000', 'text': 'If we were husband and wife, we would be struck by lightning now.'}, {'start': '122.633', 'end': '124.033', 'text': 'Hahaha'}, {'start': '124.033', 'end': '125.100', 'text': 'no,'}, {'start': '125.433', 'end': '127.133', 'text': 'Miss Alice.'}, {'start': '127.866', 'end': '131.333', 'text': 'Why is this happening?'}, {'start': '132.333', 'end': '133.200', 'text': "Don't make things worse. Please"}, {'start': '134.533', 'end': '136.433', 'text': 'change the registration information back to me'}, {'start': '136.966', 'end': '137.733', 'text': '. Please'}, {'start': '138.033', 'end': '139.833', 'text': 'file for divorce according to the regulations of the association.'}, {'start': '139.900', 'end': '142.333', 'text': 'Only the certificate can change the information.'}, {'start': '142.333', 'end': '143.933', 'text': 'We are not married at all.'}, {'start': '143.933', 'end': '145.533', 'text': 'Where can we get the divorce certificate?'}, {'start': '145.533', 'end': '147.166', 'text': 'The rule is that'}, {'start': '147.533', 'end': '149.066', 'text': 'you can register your marriage first'}, {'start': '149.066', 'end': '150.400', 'text': 'and then apply for divorce.'}, {'start': '150.533', 'end': '152.066', 'text': 'Then you will have the divorce certificate.'}, {'start': '153.600', 'end': '155.933', 'text': 'Who wants to marry this guy?'}, {'start': '156.000', 'end': '158.266', 'text': 'Why should my life bear such a stain'}, {'start': '158.633', 'end': '159.166', 'text': '?'}, {'start': '159.600', 'end': '161.100', 'text': 'You still dare to dislike me.'}, {'start': '161.100', 'end': '163.133', 'text': 'It is obviously me who dislikes you.'}, {'start': '163.633', 'end': '165.933', 'text': 'In addition, your debts have been merged'}, {'start': '165.933', 'end': '166.933', 'text': 'and even if the divorce'}, {'start': '166.933', 'end': '168.233', 'text': 'debts are divided, they will be evenly distributed. What,'}, {'start': '168.233', 'end': '169.033', 'text': 'what,'}, {'start': '170.533', 'end': '174.466', 'text': 'then I am not incurring tens of millions more debts'}, {'start': '174.900', 'end': '176.733', 'text': 'for nothing , hahaha.'}, {'start': '176.733', 'end': '177.900', 'text': 'You are the one who caused me'}, {'start': '177.900', 'end': '179.300', 'text': 'to be in debt'}, {'start': '179.300', 'end': '179.866', 'text': '. You deserve it.'}, {'start': '180.400', 'end': '181.533', 'text': 'Before the divorce,'}, {'start': '181.533', 'end': '183.333', 'text': 'you two should work hard to pay off the debt.'}, {'start': '183.333', 'end': '184.733', 'text': 'I will cheer for you.'}, {'start': '188.000', 'end': '188.800', 'text': 'Humph'}, {'start': '189.800', 'end': '190.800', 'text': ','}, {'start': '191.000', 'end': '193.266', 'text': 'I can only let this guy continue to live for'}, {'start': '193.300', 'end': '195.066', 'text': 'a while and it will not change the situation. I'}, {'start': '195.266', 'end': '196.633', 'text': 'can only take a preemptive strike .'}, {'start': '197.500', 'end': '198.200', 'text': 'The bed belongs to me and'}, {'start': '198.200', 'end': '199.066', 'text': 'the sofa belongs to you.'}, {'start': '199.233', 'end': '199.833', 'text': 'The beautiful'}, {'start': '199.833', 'end': '201.466', 'text': 'bed is my last bottom line.'}, {'start': '201.466', 'end': '202.666', 'text': "You can't even try to occupy it."}, {'start': '203.033', 'end': '204.000', 'text': 'Do'}, {'start': '204.233', 'end': '206.200', 'text': "n't be"}, {'start': '206.200', 'end': '206.866', 'text': 'so overbearing'}, {'start': '206.866', 'end': '208.300', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '208.533', 'end': '209.033', 'text': 'At least take'}, {'start': '209.566', 'end': '210.066', 'text': 'turns'}, {'start': '210.066', 'end': '212.066', 'text': 'sleeping on odd and even days'}, {'start': '212.066', 'end': '213.500', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '213.900', 'end': '216.400', 'text': 'Okay'}, {'start': '216.400', 'end': '217.266', 'text': ','}, {'start': '218.033', 'end': '218.600', 'text': 'then'}, {'start': '218.833', 'end': '220.200', 'text': 'all'}, {'start': '220.500', 'end': '221.666', 'text': 'the'}, {'start': '222.100', 'end': '223.833', 'text': 'housework'}, {'start': '223.833', 'end': '225.100', 'text': 'should'}, {'start': '226.800', 'end': '228.666', 'text': 'be done in'}, {'start': '229.066', 'end': '230.900', 'text': 'turn'}, {'start': '231.433', 'end': '233.133', 'text': ". You won't starve to death if you skip one"}, {'start': '233.133', 'end': '234.466', 'text': 'meal.'}, {'start': '234.700', 'end': '236.633', 'text': 'Wait until you are responsible for cooking.'}, {'start': '236.666', 'end': '241.400', 'text': 'What kind of pig teammate is this?'}, {'start': '241.700', 'end': '243.233', 'text': 'Hahaha,'}, {'start': '243.333', 'end': '244.533', 'text': 'how is life after marriage'}, {'start': '246.133', 'end': '247.733', 'text': "? I can't"}, {'start': '248.533', 'end': '250.466', 'text': 'live'}, {'start': '250.466', 'end': '253.266', 'text': 'a life like this for a second.'}, {'start': '253.866', 'end': '255.600', 'text': 'What are you dissatisfied with?'}, {'start': '255.600', 'end': '257.866', 'text': "You slept like a pig on the sofa and couldn't wake"}, {'start': '257.866', 'end': '259.900', 'text': 'me up. I did all the housework'}, {'start': '259.900', 'end': '262.000', 'text': 'alone. I finished dinner hungry'}, {'start': '262.033', 'end': '264.233', 'text': 'and ended up going to the toilet.'}, {'start': '264.266', 'end': '266.466', 'text': 'Is this what humans do'}, {'start': '269.066', 'end': '270.433', 'text': 'when your husband eats all of your'}, {'start': '270.500', 'end': '273.066', 'text': 'food? I thought I was having a nightmare'}, {'start': '273.233', 'end': '275.600', 'text': 'with such terrible food'}, {'start': '275.600', 'end': '277.800', 'text': '. It turns out that a divorce'}, {'start': '279.200', 'end': '282.133', 'text': 'really happened . What a happy couple.'}, {'start': '285.200', 'end': '287.133', 'text': 'Miss Alice,'}, {'start': '288.100', 'end': '291.466', 'text': 'I’m so envious.'}, {'start': '291.866', 'end': '293.800', 'text': 'Which of your eyes can see happiness ?'}, {'start': '294.000', 'end': '296.000', 'text': 'If it weren’t for the tens of millions of debts weighing on'}, {'start': '296.100', 'end': '297.666', 'text': 'me, I would have left long ago.'}, {'start': '298.000', 'end': '300.000', 'text': 'Is there any way to pay off the debt quickly?'}, {'start': '300.866', 'end': '301.666', 'text': 'There are'}, {'start': '302.466', 'end': '304.000', 'text': 'SSS-level missions,'}, {'start': '304.433', 'end': '306.466', 'text': 'and there are tens of millions of rewards in one go.'}, {'start': '307.066', 'end': '308.433', 'text': 'What is a gold'}, {'start': '308.433', 'end': '309.300', 'text': 'SSS level mission'}, {'start': '309.966', 'end': '310.966', 'text': '?'}, {'start': '310.966', 'end': '312.833', 'text': 'Legendary level missions only'}, {'start': '312.833', 'end': '315.633', 'text': 'appear once in many years.'}, {'start': '315.833', 'end': '320.100', 'text': 'The last one seemed to be about conquering the Kraken.'}, {'start': '320.200', 'end': '322.400', 'text': 'The monsters like that'}, {'start': '322.400', 'end': '324.700', 'text': 'are almost gods.'}, {'start': '325.100', 'end': '326.400', 'text': 'Hahaha.'}, {'start': '326.400', 'end': '329.133', 'text': 'Huge amount of money. The life-sustaining guide'}, {'start': '329.233', 'end': '331.300', 'text': 'is in place in one step.'}, {'start': '331.700', 'end': '332.600', 'text': 'Perfect'}, {'start': '333.733', 'end': '336.666', 'text': '. Quick. Is there an SSS level mission now? I want to take it'}, {'start': '337.933', 'end': '339.833', 'text': ". Even if there is, you can't take it."}, {'start': '340.333', 'end': '342.633', 'text': 'At least you have to be at Mithril level to qualify. It'}, {'start': '343.900', 'end': '344.500', 'text': "'s really troublesome."}, {'start': '344.766', 'end': '345.433', 'text': 'Lucia,'}, {'start': '345.433', 'end': '346.400', 'text': "if you don't believe me, ask the old president"}, {'start': '346.400', 'end': '347.833', 'text': 'to help me upgrade to Mithril level.'}, {'start': '347.866', 'end': '349.900', 'text': 'In fact, my super-strong'}, {'start': '350.666', 'end': '353.133', 'text': 'adventurer level needs to pass the assessment.'}, {'start': '354.166', 'end': '355.100', 'text': 'I think Alice has a greater chance of upgrading'}, {'start': '355.100', 'end': '355.666', 'text': 'from gold'}, {'start': '355.666', 'end': '358.000', 'text': 'to Mithril adventurer'}, {'start': '358.566', 'end': '361.066', 'text': '. Then she must be at least a Saint-level master.'}, {'start': '361.066', 'end': '362.133', 'text': 'Well,'}, {'start': '362.633', 'end': '363.866', 'text': 'you have no problem.'}, {'start': '364.333', 'end': '366.233', 'text': "You believe me . It's"}, {'start': '366.800', 'end': '368.333', 'text': 'just a holy sword.'}, {'start': '369.100', 'end': '372.300', 'text': 'I can train it casually. Even a salty fish can become a salty'}, {'start': '372.700', 'end': '374.000', 'text': 'fish. Who is a salty fish?'}, {'start': '374.500', 'end': '376.700', 'text': 'From today on, I will surrender.'}, {'start': '376.700', 'end': '377.533', 'text': "I 'm training"}, {'start': '378.000', 'end': '381.066', 'text': 'you to break through to the scum saint level.'}, {'start': '381.533', 'end': '383.066', 'text': 'Be aware of'}, {'start': '383.533', 'end': '385.333', 'text': "this devil's special training."}, {'start': '386.066', 'end': '390.866', 'text': "If you don't pay attention, you will lose everything."}, {'start': '394.533', 'end': '395.333', 'text': 'Although'}, {'start': '404.533', 'end': '407.333', 'text': "this guy's mouth is rude and bad"}, {'start': '408.900', 'end': '410.533', 'text': ', his strength cannot be underestimated.'}, {'start': '411.033', 'end': '412.100', 'text': 'You must seize the opportunity.'}, {'start': '412.533', 'end': '415.066', 'text': 'Please give me some advice.'}, {'start': '425.033', 'end': '426.466', 'text': 'Is this also called an attack?'}, {'start': '426.466', 'end': '426.866', 'text': 'Lilith'}, {'start': '426.866', 'end': '429.066', 'text': "When you're teasing a dog, you're more lethal than you just now."}, {'start': '429.433', 'end': '431.000', 'text': 'Come on, show some momentum. Hey'}, {'start': '431.333', 'end': '433.933', 'text': ", don't underestimate me. I'll come again."}, {'start': '438.233', 'end': '441.300', 'text': 'Come on, hero. Try again.'}, {'start': '441.300', 'end': '442.500', 'text': "I'm not going to do"}, {'start': '442.800', 'end': '444.033', 'text': 'this kind of training.'}, {'start': '444.033', 'end': '445.800', 'text': "You're just playing with me. You"}, {'start': '445.800', 'end': '448.133', 'text': "'re not sincere."}, {'start': '448.133', 'end': '449.600', 'text': 'How can you blame me'}, {'start': '449.866', 'end': '450.666', 'text': '?'}, {'start': '451.033', 'end': '455.000', 'text': "Hey, hey, didn't I say that?"}, {'start': '455.000', 'end': '458.233', 'text': "It's not possible without the determination to lose everything. Have"}, {'start': '458.300', 'end': '463.000', 'text': 'you made up your mind?'}, {'start': '467.733', 'end': '469.300', 'text': 'No, no, no, no.'}, {'start': '469.300', 'end': '471.033', 'text': 'This kind of thing is absolutely not allowed.'}, {'start': '472.266', 'end': '475.100', 'text': "I don't want you to take away my first kiss"}, {'start': '475.100', 'end': '477.266', 'text': '. What does this have to do with the first kiss?'}, {'start': '477.533', 'end': '481.733', 'text': 'Then you say that the determination to lose everything is life.'}, {'start': '482.400', 'end': '484.066', 'text': 'How difficult is it ? Do you fragile human beings'}, {'start': '484.233', 'end': '485.900', 'text': 'have anything else to lose?'}, {'start': '487.100', 'end': '488.733', 'text': 'The fastest way to practice'}, {'start': '488.733', 'end': '491.066', 'text': 'is to constantly fight on the verge of death.'}, {'start': '491.233', 'end': '493.233', 'text': 'When I was practicing, I fought with saws,'}, {'start': '493.300', 'end': '494.400', 'text': 'torn sea monsters'}, {'start': '494.400', 'end': '495.666', 'text': ', and slashed giant dragons.'}, {'start': '495.933', 'end': '498.133', 'text': 'Every time, I experienced battles where my life was hanging by a thread.'}, {'start': '498.133', 'end': '500.133', 'text': "That's why you are so strong now, is"}, {'start': '500.466', 'end': '503.033', 'text': "n't it? Every time I hit you with a knife,"}, {'start': '503.333', 'end': '504.666', 'text': 'then you can give me a hammer.'}, {'start': '504.666', 'end': '507.466', 'text': 'Hey, your situation is different from mine.'}, {'start': '507.466', 'end': '509.300', 'text': 'Since you don’t have the talent like me'}, {'start': '509.300', 'end': '511.133', 'text': ', I can only'}, {'start': '512.466', 'end': '516.866', 'text': 'give you the feeling of dying.'}, {'start': '517.400', 'end': '520.100', 'text': 'Hey, hey, it’s'}, {'start': '520.666', 'end': '522.000', 'text': 'such a terrifying pressure'}, {'start': '522.466', 'end': '524.633', 'text': '. If you don’t try your best, you'}, {'start': '524.866', 'end': '526.600', 'text': 'will die immediately.'}, {'start': '526.600', 'end': '528.400', 'text': 'Haha, why doesn’t the plank road'}, {'start': '532.900', 'end': '534.100', 'text': 'last long? My memory'}, {'start': '534.500', 'end': '537.833', 'text': 'tells me that I have a constitution that is immune to magic,'}, {'start': '542.133', 'end': '543.866', 'text': 'so I can easily take attacks. The Swift Wind Sword'}, {'start': '552.933', 'end': '556.433', 'text': 'is too slow'}, {'start': '557.133', 'end': '558.200', 'text': 'and not powerful enough'}, {'start': '562.700', 'end': '563.366', 'text': 'to spread.'}, {'start': '563.833', 'end': '565.133', 'text': 'The Ice Thorns'}, {'start': '566.500', 'end': '568.533', 'text': 'have already said that magic is useless to me.'}, {'start': '569.400', 'end': '572.633', 'text': 'Magic can’t only be used to attack me. I’ll let you experience the power of my dual cultivation of magic and martial arts'}, {'start': '572.633', 'end': '577.700', 'text': '. I got it,'}, {'start': '579.433', 'end': '581.433', 'text': 'but it’s a pity that'}, {'start': '581.433', 'end': '584.333', 'text': 'it’s still too slow.'}, {'start': '585.900', 'end': '592.266', 'text': "Now it's my turn."}, {'start': '599.900', 'end': '602.600', 'text': 'Ouch ,'}, {'start': '602.600', 'end': '603.633', 'text': 'ouch,'}, {'start': '605.066', 'end': '607.266', 'text': 'ouch. I accidentally slipped my hand.'}, {'start': '607.800', 'end': '609.866', 'text': 'It actually left scars on my body'}, {'start': '610.400', 'end': '612.000', 'text': '. This sword is a bit strange.'}, {'start': '612.433', 'end': '614.333', 'text': 'Merlin, Merlin'}, {'start': '615.500', 'end': '617.466', 'text': ", aren't you practicing?"}, {'start': '617.466', 'end': '619.200', 'text': 'Why is Alice sleeping?'}, {'start': '619.200', 'end': '621.133', 'text': "Well, I'm probably too tired from practicing,"}, {'start': '621.133', 'end': '622.333', 'text': 'so I fell asleep.'}, {'start': '622.733', 'end': '624.033', 'text': 'Hey, you two'}, {'start': '624.033', 'end': '627.266', 'text': 'are not. Do you do strange things in the dojo?'}, {'start': '628.300', 'end': '629.033', 'text': 'What on earth'}, {'start': '629.033', 'end': '630.000', 'text': 'are you doing here'}, {'start': '630.000', 'end': '630.533', 'text': 'here? Hehe,'}, {'start': '630.533', 'end': '633.533', 'text': 'there was a beautiful purple-haired elder sister who came to see you just now.'}, {'start': '633.533', 'end': '634.466', 'text': 'I don’t know'}, {'start': '634.633', 'end': '635.700', 'text': 'the purple hair .'}, {'start': '635.700', 'end': '636.933', 'text': 'Oh, is she here to collect debt'}, {'start': '637.033', 'end': '639.466', 'text': '? It’s good to have a wife like Alice.'}, {'start': '639.533', 'end': '642.133', 'text': 'Brother, don’t be ignorant of your blessings.'}, {'start': '642.133', 'end': '643.400', 'text': 'What kind of wife?'}, {'start': '643.400', 'end': '645.400', 'text': 'I don’t want such a fierce wife.'}, {'start': '645.933', 'end': '647.800', 'text': 'Anyway, you have nothing to do.'}, {'start': '647.833', 'end': '650.733', 'text': 'Go to a good place to relax with your brother.'}, {'start': '657.833', 'end': '660.833', 'text': 'The key to the gate of hell can’t be'}, {'start': '663.833', 'end': '668.333', 'text': 'wrong .'}, {'start': '668.933', 'end': '670.400', 'text': 'Hehe,'}, {'start': '671.100', 'end': '673.600', 'text': 'we have arrived at our secret base'}, {'start': '674.300', 'end': '675.200', 'text': '. Wrexham'}, {'start': '675.200', 'end': '677.133', 'text': 'is a paradise for men.'}, {'start': '679.800', 'end': '680.633', 'text': 'We have agreed to train.'}, {'start': '680.633', 'end': '682.600', 'text': 'Why did you leave me alone? Asshole'}, {'start': '682.600', 'end': '683.400', 'text': 'Merlin.'}]