Of Man And Machine: Session Seven
BannedCabbage
[{'start': '0.000', 'end': '6.080', 'text': 'right So last time you guys were doing\xa0\none of the battles it was for Mo and'}, {'start': '6.080', 'end': '13.280', 'text': 'Spencer You guys fought your way You both\xa0\nwon Uh that bout makes it evened up in the'}, {'start': '13.280', 'end': '18.400', 'text': 'scoring points I think cuz Zach lost his\xa0\nbut he was already up ahead of point So'}, {'start': '18.400', 'end': '25.520', 'text': "you guys will now be fighting each other\xa0\nAnd with that the coliseum's leader will"}, {'start': '25.520', 'end': '36.400', 'text': 'snap his bony fingers and you guys will\xa0\nboth appear inside a ways from each other'}, {'start': '36.400', 'end': '45.520', 'text': 'What now this he will announce "Since you guys\xa0\nare evenly matched in both intelligence and in'}, {'start': '45.520', 'end': '53.120', 'text': 'strength we will decide this with a brutal battle\xa0\none to the death But worry not for your bodies or'}, {'start': '53.120', 'end': '62.480', 'text': 'your souls shall not leave your physical beings\xa0\nI will prevent that So go all out and may this be'}, {'start': '62.480', 'end': '68.560', 'text': 'the best battle of your lives And that he snapped\xa0\nhis fingers and you guys will need to roll for'}, {'start': '68.560', 'end': '76.880', 'text': 'initiative Oh'}, {'start': '76.880', 'end': '84.480', 'text': "all right That's not good All right\xa0\nTyler since you're dice assistance"}, {'start': '84.480', 'end': '88.480', 'text': "uh you're going to be helping me do some stuff\xa0\nbecause at the end of every round you will"}, {'start': '88.480', 'end': '96.160', 'text': 'there will be a random effect happening\xa0\nto the battlefield Oh boy I cannot wait'}, {'start': '96.160', 'end': '104.880', 'text': "Hopefully we low rolled everything All right\xa0\nMo you're up first Well [\xa0__\xa0] I didn't even"}, {'start': '104.880', 'end': '109.360', 'text': 'have time to think Yeah I like the I like\xa0\nthe little effect show you whose turn it'}, {'start': '109.360', 'end': '119.760', 'text': "is It's [\xa0__\xa0] Um anyways it's great\xa0\nYou guys doing all right why are you"}, {'start': '119.760', 'end': '127.360', 'text': 'pul That was puffed'}, {'start': '127.360', 'end': '132.800', 'text': 'What the hell is that who is pointing at me'}, {'start': '132.800', 'end': '137.200', 'text': "i know it's puffed cuz he's the only\xa0\none that has red for his character color"}, {'start': '144.080', 'end': '148.800', 'text': "All right I'll just go ahead and uh"}, {'start': '148.800', 'end': '160.560', 'text': "for the time being I'll just do a long\xa0\nbow Gotcha W3 Nice You did the auto roll"}, {'start': '160.560', 'end': '163.520', 'text': "Oh well that doesn't hit\xa0\neither of us I don't think"}, {'start': '165.680', 'end': '176.880', 'text': "All right I'll pass them in turn All right Uh\xa0\nthat should be mo I mean Spenc Yeah Okay So"}, {'start': '176.880', 'end': '184.800', 'text': "anyways as I was Why did you just tell me I was I\xa0\nhit them all the way back It's a pistol ain't it"}, {'start': '184.800', 'end': '188.480', 'text': "i don't know I don't know what the range is\xa0\nPatrick you're throwing me off You You look"}, {'start': '188.480', 'end': '193.280', 'text': "like you're in K-pop Every time I look over\xa0\nI don't see like the actual shape of your the"}, {'start': '193.280', 'end': '199.840', 'text': "your p your penises in your pupils Uh it should\xa0\nbe about 60 ft for your pistol Oh they're exactly"}, {'start': '199.840', 'end': '212.480', 'text': "60 ft Let's go man Oh let's go fellas Hey um\xa0\num luck Uh uh reroll that Yeah No luck anymore"}, {'start': '212.480', 'end': '216.720', 'text': "gamer Is he going to shoot me instead is that\xa0\nIs that what's is that what's happening right"}, {'start': '216.720', 'end': '223.280', 'text': 'now oh no Oh no Nothing bad happened So in that\xa0\none unless you clash and all that should have'}, {'start': '223.280', 'end': '231.040', 'text': "clashed Anything else no that's it You died\xa0\nAll right I'll make it I'll make it work Iron"}, {'start': '231.040', 'end': '241.120', 'text': "Mike Yep Puff you're up This sucks for me Upsets\xa0\nme This sucks for me cuz I'm quite literally I"}, {'start': '241.120', 'end': '247.680', 'text': "need to be freaking nut to butt So you're going\xa0\nto I mean if you dash you'll be in their face"}, {'start': '253.360', 'end': '265.360', 'text': "Huh hold on I'm fingering it out here\xa0\nYou're fingering yo what what hold on"}, {'start': '265.360', 'end': '276.200', 'text': '[Music] Huh i looked Wait [Music]'}, {'start': '278.240', 'end': '296.560', 'text': 'Oh that sucks Okay Oh my god Fang music That\xa0\nThat has to be right there So Oh dang it What the'}, {'start': '296.560', 'end': '303.360', 'text': 'You just sound like Why is it spicy like for real\xa0\nWhy is it If I If I dash how many feet do I get'}, {'start': '303.360', 'end': '312.640', 'text': "here yeah you get 30 feet All right So if you So\xa0\nI'll have 60 I I'll be on top of them Wait if I"}, {'start': '312.640', 'end': '321.360', 'text': "get 30 feet right now Wait why isn't it showing\xa0\nme how much you're moving what the What the crap"}, {'start': '321.360', 'end': '331.680', 'text': 'yo this feels hard Okay so right there So right\xa0\nthere Is that it no I need to move up one block'}, {'start': '331.680', 'end': '338.080', 'text': "I don't know why it's not showing me how\xa0\nmuch I'm moving That's weird Uh so that's"}, {'start': '338.080', 'end': '345.600', 'text': "30 feet So that still gets me nowhere\xa0\nI can't do anything unless I can go go"}, {'start': '345.600', 'end': '357.440', 'text': 'gadget long arm and punch them Do you\xa0\nthrow speckles at them my brass penis'}, {'start': '357.440', 'end': '361.520', 'text': 'I mean you still got your Oh double\xa0\nmove All right Get right up into the'}, {'start': '361.520', 'end': '371.440', 'text': 'face that you see a chat ment both you\xa0\nboth you Spencer I still have five feet'}, {'start': '371.440', 'end': '380.320', 'text': "Well you have your bonus action now still\xa0\nHey you know you know what's a bonus action"}, {'start': '380.320', 'end': '386.960', 'text': 'you could you could click Wait a minute What the\xa0\nfreak did my dog just Wait this is a feature of'}, {'start': '386.960', 'end': '395.440', 'text': "my class Does that mean it's an action it's\xa0\nit's it I have a thing called horn being I"}, {'start': '395.440', 'end': '404.320', 'text': "can just literally stab you with my head Is that\xa0\nan action bonus action it doesn't say Okay Okay"}, {'start': '406.720', 'end': '417.200', 'text': 'What is this like freaking right'}, {'start': '417.200', 'end': '426.240', 'text': "what the sigma what the sigma what the I can't\xa0\ndo Yeah I don't think I can Only thing I can"}, {'start': '426.240', 'end': '432.080', 'text': "I literally I only have a bonus action I I\xa0\ndon't I can't hear myself Nothing like that"}, {'start': '432.080', 'end': '441.840', 'text': "though Uh I'm I'm going to uh use Can I use\xa0\nbattle walism to see what we do yeah sure If"}, {'start': '441.840', 'end': '451.280', 'text': "you want to A boss fight Yeah I I think you\xa0\nguys all boss you know What's the range for"}, {'start': '451.280', 'end': '460.480', 'text': "a clash uh depend if you have a range weapon\xa0\nthat is within range that's also can clash"}, {'start': '460.480', 'end': '466.640', 'text': 'But what if I want to clash using an ability score'}, {'start': '466.640', 'end': '472.880', 'text': 'like what like battle wisdom No no no Have to be'}, {'start': '472.880', 'end': '481.680', 'text': "in their face Yeah unless you have\xa0\na weapon that's ranged Okay Yeah"}, {'start': '481.680', 'end': '493.200', 'text': 'H So I either can'}, {'start': '493.200', 'end': '497.760', 'text': 'doing anything else buff Nope All\xa0\nright there you go Gotcha All right'}, {'start': '497.760', 'end': '509.920', 'text': "Zach you're up All right campers\xa0\nWe're going to move 30 feet So"}, {'start': '509.920', 'end': '520.000', 'text': "okay Um why'd you just go Super Saiyan what the\xa0\nhell was that uh I activate my ability Why do"}, {'start': '520.000', 'end': '529.360', 'text': "good girls like bad guys oh no No Oh so relatable\xa0\nWhat's that song by falling reverse That That's"}, {'start': '529.360', 'end': '536.720', 'text': "that song That's the song Puff No No That No\xa0\nthat's Fallout Boy No that's No no no no no no"}, {'start': '536.720', 'end': '542.160', 'text': "no no Trust me I know what I'm talking about here\xa0\nYour mic's popping puffed No it's not Your whole"}, {'start': '542.160', 'end': '553.840', 'text': "freaking penis Let's go metal Princess this guy\xa0\nputs on color contacts and suddenly he never mind"}, {'start': '553.840', 'end': '560.320', 'text': "There's a new falling over That'll be That'll\xa0\nbe it So I just uh I wicker bone I move 60 ft"}, {'start': '560.320', 'end': '583.360', 'text': 'and then Wickerbone behemoth All right end the\xa0\nround Tala I need you to make me a D100 Oh right'}, {'start': '583.360', 'end': '592.560', 'text': '57 Gotcha Patrick what does that do\xa0\nuh T Can I choose someone in the in'}, {'start': '592.560', 'end': '605.760', 'text': "the coliseum anyone uh Mark Zack Spenco\xa0\nPuffed I'm rolling a D4 This sucks so bad"}, {'start': '605.760', 'end': '614.880', 'text': "Mark's one Puffed is two Zach is\xa0\nthree Spencer's four Okay cool It's"}, {'start': '614.880', 'end': '621.520', 'text': "just instant death to whoever Tyler P No\xa0\nthat's not me range It has that's got to"}, {'start': '621.520', 'end': '629.920', 'text': "be you know low A that's Mark Mark I'm\xa0\nsorry Mark It's how the dice roll It's"}, {'start': '629.920', 'end': '641.120', 'text': 'okay I understand I appreciate your equality\xa0\nWas a bad effect Good Okay Uh Mark for the'}, {'start': '641.120', 'end': '648.000', 'text': "next minute your strength score is a 22 Oh\xa0\nmy gosh that's not a bad effect Just left"}, {'start': '650.560', 'end': '658.160', 'text': "Wait who did Lee oh you rat bastard You're\xa0\na [\xa0__\xa0] You fell for the oldest trick in"}, {'start': '658.160', 'end': '665.520', 'text': 'the book Anyway Puff god speed All right so\xa0\nMo singer 22 for the next minute All right'}, {'start': '665.520', 'end': '676.960', 'text': "and it is going to be Mocha's first I'm going\xa0\nto go ahead and cast Hunter Mark on Puffed Oh"}, {'start': '681.760', 'end': '690.640', 'text': "Thank you Tyler You're welcome I can't see\xa0\n[\xa0__\xa0] That will miss puff unfortunately Damn"}, {'start': '690.640', 'end': '703.200', 'text': "All right Crazy All right Um he's on Well\xa0\nI already used my bonus action as well so"}, {'start': '703.200', 'end': '706.400', 'text': "All right End of turn Spencer you're up"}, {'start': '709.040', 'end': '720.160', 'text': "I guess I I'll hit Puff with the dagger Gotcha\xa0\nCareful The 16 doesn't hit Oh holy [\xa0__\xa0] I'm"}, {'start': '720.160', 'end': '728.560', 'text': "about to blow Roll damage Shut the [\xa0__\xa0] up\xa0\nThat is going to be Let's go Five Nice Let's"}, {'start': '728.560', 'end': '739.840', 'text': 'go Good answer Good answer Good Naked Grandma\xa0\nNaked Huh anything else Spencer um wait Can'}, {'start': '739.840', 'end': '745.120', 'text': "we learn things about him if I were like\xa0\ninvestigation I do not know I don't know"}, {'start': '745.120', 'end': '750.240', 'text': "You played this campaign with him for so long\xa0\nWe haven't We haven't done any real like bonding"}, {'start': '750.240', 'end': '757.360', 'text': "as a group bro You're right You can learn so\xa0\nmuch about Puff I'm the savage Jesus Oh that"}, {'start': '757.360', 'end': '767.920', 'text': "wasn't that great 12 Let's see Uh Puff say\xa0\na fun fact about your about your character"}, {'start': '767.920', 'end': '774.960', 'text': "His name is Mike He has a He has\xa0\na cow penis There you go That's"}, {'start': '774.960', 'end': '781.760', 'text': "crazy All right All right Puff you're up Very cool"}, {'start': '781.760', 'end': '787.280', 'text': 'Oh dang The music changed again Spencer Yes'}, {'start': '789.040', 'end': '791.920', 'text': 'I think you have invoked his wrath Oh I'}, {'start': '791.920', 'end': '806.320', 'text': 'have puffed Puffed punch Oh'}, {'start': '806.320', 'end': '813.760', 'text': 'hold on I can do it again Give me a second\xa0\nOh a seven Oh seven and 11 will miss Seven'}, {'start': '813.760', 'end': '826.080', 'text': "11 I've never been Now we're we're round two Uh\xa0\nmost damage has been dealt is five There we go"}, {'start': '826.080', 'end': '831.440', 'text': "Opportunity attack Hey that's a lot of damage\xa0\nOkay Yeah that would be an opportunity attack"}, {'start': '831.440', 'end': '841.920', 'text': "wouldn't it for he just turned around He just he\xa0\njust went around us 360ed on us You know what no"}, {'start': '841.920', 'end': '849.520', 'text': "next turn to Okay Do I roll another Dund no\xa0\nit's still my turn Yeah it's still uh it's"}, {'start': '849.520', 'end': '854.640', 'text': "Zach's turn to next So and the first thing\xa0\nI'm going to do is I'm going to use a first"}, {'start': '854.640', 'end': '861.680', 'text': 'level spell slot and cast fairy fire She was a\xa0\nfair You said fairy fire right on me Why is Why'}, {'start': '861.680', 'end': '866.640', 'text': 'is it not letting me Oh hold on Let me put that\xa0\nback in there Uh to change I had to like update'}, {'start': '866.640', 'end': '871.200', 'text': 'the system to make the weapons work So I got\xa0\nto replace like the weapons and the spells So'}, {'start': '871.200', 'end': '880.080', 'text': 'all we got to do is kill this too Okay Um do\xa0\nthat really fast Fairy fire Remove this and'}, {'start': '880.080', 'end': '886.720', 'text': 'then try again I also removed your plus slot\xa0\ntoo Okay I made a mistake I cast I put a I put'}, {'start': '886.720', 'end': '891.840', 'text': "a thing on the thing and I don't know how to\xa0\nget rid of it Don't worry I got you I got you"}, {'start': '891.840', 'end': '901.120', 'text': 'Thank you sweetheart So try that again Yeah try\xa0\nthat again Very fire Nice And right there Paw'}, {'start': '901.120', 'end': '908.640', 'text': 'strategic So the two of you have to make a DC15\xa0\ndexterity saving throw Yeah you just press the'}, {'start': '908.640', 'end': '915.600', 'text': 'button on the chat if you just want to do it\xa0\nI have to have one or more controlled tokens'}, {'start': '915.600', 'end': '922.960', 'text': "Huh i think that's a success Yeah All right\xa0\nThat's not good Am I not controlling my token"}, {'start': '922.960', 'end': '927.520', 'text': 'my high stat I traded all my R for uh Do\xa0\nyou select your token and then press it oh'}, {'start': '927.520', 'end': '937.360', 'text': 'there we go Tragic Uh Spencer passes\xa0\nwalk You fail Obliterated So we have'}, {'start': '937.360', 'end': '951.200', 'text': 'advantage on both of them But uh Mark is sh\xa0\nis shining in dim light for the next minute'}, {'start': '951.200', 'end': '954.800', 'text': 'But me and me and Puff have advantage\xa0\non our attack roles against the both of'}, {'start': '954.800', 'end': '961.840', 'text': 'them Anything else zachary Uh just move\xa0\n30 ft to get into the fight as well All'}, {'start': '961.840', 'end': '974.960', 'text': "right And that'll be the end of my turn I'm\xa0\nthe bad guy I'm the savage Tell me the 100"}, {'start': '974.960', 'end': '980.880', 'text': '37 Man you really like seven today\xa0\nI guess so All right Tyler Choose'}, {'start': '980.880', 'end': '989.280', 'text': "someone Roll the D4 same numbers Yep Oh that's me"}, {'start': '989.280', 'end': '996.640', 'text': 'Okay Uh it\'s always the It\'s always the little\xa0\nchuckle that you do before you\'re like "Give me a'}, {'start': '996.640', 'end': '1011.280', 'text': 'dexterity This is going to be good." Dexterity Yep\xa0\n[\xa0__\xa0] Okay Uh deck saved Okay 22 Holy [\xa0__\xa0] Okay'}, {'start': '1011.280', 'end': '1018.960', 'text': 'Am I safe that is safe So he will take be taking\xa0\nhalf damage He will not take damage instead of'}, {'start': '1018.960', 'end': '1024.560', 'text': 'Yeah Uh from the coliseum ceiling you see clouds\xa0\nforming before a lightning bolt just strikes you'}, {'start': '1024.560', 'end': '1034.720', 'text': "down bro This sucks Mark Hey grab my hand Grab my\xa0\nhand Smite it So that' be seven damage to you All"}, {'start': '1034.720', 'end': '1047.040', 'text': 'right down to 24 Yep And then connotation roll\xa0\nfor me please Oh right Uh constitution right yep'}, {'start': '1047.040', 'end': '1052.240', 'text': "Yep Pass All right All right Sweet\xa0\nLock You're up All right Can I use"}, {'start': '1052.240', 'end': '1059.120', 'text': "snaring strike on myself i'm going to go\xa0\nahead and cancel Whoa What concentration"}, {'start': '1059.120', 'end': '1062.800', 'text': 'do I have right now is it still the It\xa0\nis still So yeah Whenever you attack'}, {'start': '1062.800', 'end': '1069.520', 'text': 'puff you have uh when you attack puff\xa0\nyou gain more damage when you hit him'}, {'start': '1069.520', 'end': '1079.520', 'text': "All right Well I'm going to clear that and do\xa0\ninsinarium strike instead All right All right"}, {'start': '1079.520', 'end': '1087.040', 'text': 'And I am going to I think the\xa0\nmusic stopped again Huh Nothing'}, {'start': '1087.040', 'end': '1100.400', 'text': "Okay On Zach Okay good hits So it'll\xa0\nbe a strength check the Zachary Mhm"}, {'start': '1100.400', 'end': '1108.240', 'text': 'All right Uh because of my bearback\xa0\nability I use my wisdom for that'}, {'start': '1108.240', 'end': '1114.720', 'text': 'Hail back'}, {'start': '1114.720', 'end': '1128.720', 'text': "Nice So I pass Cool And how much damage\xa0\nam I taking let's see Five more billion"}, {'start': '1128.720', 'end': '1135.120', 'text': "[\xa0__\xa0] That's a lot of damage Holy [\xa0__\xa0]"}, {'start': '1135.120', 'end': '1142.480', 'text': "God dang Spencer Oh wait Is that because\xa0\nof the I forgot Wait wait wait wait in I'm"}, {'start': '1142.480', 'end': '1150.080', 'text': 'gonna use my reaction to use a first\xa0\nlevel spell slot to cast bone shield'}, {'start': '1150.080', 'end': '1158.480', 'text': 'So I can reduce the incoming\xa0\ndamage by a d12 Oh my gosh Damn'}, {'start': '1158.480', 'end': '1167.520', 'text': 'Be good Be good Be good to me Okay so I take five\xa0\nless damage Nice And Mark will take five damage'}, {'start': '1167.520', 'end': '1173.840', 'text': "That's awesome That is really cool Oh I\xa0\nhave to make another uh con save for my"}, {'start': '1173.840', 'end': '1188.800', 'text': 'concentration Yep Am I making one as well it\xa0\njust prompted me Oh yeah Damage Keep that J'}, {'start': '1188.800', 'end': '1199.200', 'text': "Cringe Oh you hate to see it folks\xa0\nCall cringe All right Spencer you're up"}, {'start': '1207.680', 'end': '1213.440', 'text': "The big coke cup What what i guess I'm going to"}, {'start': '1213.440', 'end': '1227.920', 'text': 'have to use the dagger on puffed\xa0\nOh never mind Oh ew All right new'}, {'start': '1227.920', 'end': '1237.120', 'text': 'Oh okay Well that succeeds All right Uh all\xa0\nright Spencer what do you want to know about puff'}, {'start': '1237.120', 'end': '1246.560', 'text': 'um [\xa0__\xa0] Uh how are you doing today'}, {'start': '1246.560', 'end': '1251.680', 'text': 'can literally tell you anything\xa0\nyou want Literally anything Yep'}, {'start': '1257.520', 'end': '1261.520', 'text': 'Think really careful This is your\xa0\nyour lifetime partner Your best'}, {'start': '1261.520', 'end': '1265.680', 'text': "your best partner you're ever going to\xa0\nfind in these wasted barren lands Man"}, {'start': '1265.680', 'end': '1281.440', 'text': "you're drawing a blank here How big I can't\xa0\nnarrow it down soon I'm actually going to"}, {'start': '1281.440', 'end': '1287.200', 'text': "I'm going to UK style and\xa0\njust stab you You say how big"}, {'start': '1288.240', 'end': '1299.680', 'text': 'Yeah How big how big puffed open-ended question'}, {'start': '1299.680', 'end': '1308.480', 'text': "Okay For some reason there's your answer I\xa0\ndidn't I love for someone who said if you"}, {'start': '1308.480', 'end': '1317.600', 'text': 'take it\'s my turn Oh me next I love for someone\xa0\nthough who said "Yeah please hurry up and ask'}, {'start': '1317.600', 'end': '1321.600', 'text': "your question or I'm going to give you a fake\xa0\nfact He took the time to take a sip from his"}, {'start': '1321.600', 'end': '1329.120', 'text': 'big gulp before he answered." There\'s no sip\xa0\nHe\'s spitting seeds This is a double extra'}, {'start': '1329.120', 'end': '1337.120', 'text': "big goat full of sunflower seeds Bro it's your\xa0\nturn Puffed puffed dead ass I am I am honestly"}, {'start': '1337.120', 'end': '1341.840', 'text': "so stupid because when I first looked at the\xa0\nside of that cup I didn't realize that they"}, {'start': '1341.840', 'end': '1348.400', 'text': 'were sunflower seeds I thought you just had a\xa0\nbunch of nuts and bolts in a cup And you you'}, {'start': '1348.400', 'end': '1357.600', 'text': "would have liked it if it was nuts wouldn't you\xa0\nhuh you little little gay boy You like you're gay"}, {'start': '1357.600', 'end': '1362.200', 'text': 'God strikes down homophobes [Laughter]'}, {'start': '1362.720', 'end': '1372.480', 'text': 'Wait doing puff Puff you have advantage\xa0\non hitting both of them Uhhuh Hold on'}, {'start': '1372.480', 'end': '1378.000', 'text': "Spencer what's what kind of armor are you wearing"}, {'start': '1378.000', 'end': '1382.480', 'text': 'wait actually I think I do have some\xa0\nuh leather Okay Okay I should have'}, {'start': '1382.480', 'end': '1384.080', 'text': "made you roll investigation for that I don't know"}, {'start': '1384.080', 'end': '1389.520', 'text': 'why I answered that for free You\xa0\nYou just went so easy on him like'}, {'start': '1391.200', 'end': '1396.160', 'text': "Now you get to ask him a second question\xa0\nYou're too brutally honest Anyway I just"}, {'start': '1396.160', 'end': '1404.000', 'text': "didn't think it mattered You know I got faith\xa0\nI forget which one He'll he'll never hit me"}, {'start': '1404.000', 'end': '1409.440', 'text': 'Oh I keep forgetting you have burning hands\xa0\nSpencer What about burning hands oh I I I know'}, {'start': '1409.440', 'end': '1414.400', 'text': 'I have it I just Why would I forgot it i was\xa0\nlooking through your character sheet and I was'}, {'start': '1414.400', 'end': '1422.960', 'text': "like why i didn't forget I didn't I didn't forget\xa0\nabout it Just waiting I hate when you when you"}, {'start': '1422.960', 'end': '1430.800', 'text': 'Why you praying on our downfall i had not forgot\xa0\nabout it Zach Hey forget what is brutal fist like'}, {'start': '1430.800', 'end': '1443.440', 'text': 'does it increase my brass knuckles damage as you\xa0\nlevel up yes but right now it just does a default'}, {'start': '1443.440', 'end': '1454.880', 'text': "You're cast What what do you I don't have\xa0\nbrass knuckles You suck my balls fat boy"}, {'start': '1454.880', 'end': '1465.040', 'text': '13 will miss Damn But this one Damn Got it Wait No\xa0\nyou have a vantage so you can roll two more times'}, {'start': '1465.040', 'end': '1471.520', 'text': "Oh yeah Oh yeah that's right Right That's right\xa0\nThat's no miss You got one last chance to get"}, {'start': '1471.520', 'end': '1478.720', 'text': 'hidden Oh my There we go Finally Finally Finally\xa0\nYeah Patrick can you just like reset the seed or'}, {'start': '1478.720', 'end': '1484.320', 'text': "something like these rolls are just ass Yeah reset\xa0\nit and put your seed I mean I've been I've been"}, {'start': '1484.320', 'end': '1494.480', 'text': "chilling I say Zach's been balling out right now\xa0\nYeah Roll All right All right Roll damage normal"}, {'start': '1494.480', 'end': '1510.400', 'text': "It's going to be you So oh my god Is he dead no No\xa0\nhe's not dead yet Too close All right Zach you're"}, {'start': '1510.400', 'end': '1515.920', 'text': "Zach you're up Unless Puff you want to do anything\xa0\nwith your bonus action oh you're using that mind"}, {'start': '1515.920', 'end': '1522.640', 'text': 'at the start of my turn Because of my worker bone\xa0\nbehemoth I can regain hit points equal to half'}, {'start': '1522.640', 'end': '1531.520', 'text': "the damage taken last turn So I can heal six hit\xa0\npoints You took 12 last turn Yeah Oh yeah You're"}, {'start': '1531.520', 'end': '1537.600', 'text': 'right I struck you down I forgot Yeah the spikes\xa0\nAnd I I technically took more but I was able to'}, {'start': '1537.600', 'end': '1544.800', 'text': "reduce it with my bone shield Um and I'm going to\xa0\nuse a second level spell slot to cast wither and"}, {'start': '1544.800', 'end': '1554.160', 'text': "bloom I'm going to use uh my bone hole Patrick I\xa0\nneed another I need I need another template Wither"}, {'start': '1554.160', 'end': '1561.600', 'text': "and Bloom Uh that one's one you created right i\xa0\nneed a No it's from uh I mean it's an actual spell"}, {'start': '1561.600', 'end': '1568.720', 'text': "Yeah I had to create another thing It's a 10\xa0\nfoot 10ft sphere Oh okay Uh I guess you can just"}, {'start': '1568.720', 'end': '1578.080', 'text': "get a measuring tool and then put 10 ft somewhere\xa0\nOkay It's a rectangular one Yeah I don't know how"}, {'start': '1578.080', 'end': '1585.920', 'text': "you're going to hit both of them cuz it's 10 feet\xa0\nYeah 10 feet So I hit both of them guaranteed and"}, {'start': '1585.920', 'end': '1592.320', 'text': "then it's creatures It's my choice of creatures Oh\xa0\nit's your choice All right So I can say it doesn't"}, {'start': '1592.320', 'end': '1601.200', 'text': 'hurt Iron Mike Dang So uh both of you need\xa0\nto make a constitution saving throw The DC is'}, {'start': '1601.200', 'end': '1620.080', 'text': "15 That's one fail Come on Fail Fail for\xa0\nme Oh yeah So that's 2d6 uh necrotic damage"}, {'start': '1620.720', 'end': '1627.040', 'text': "Oh you can't get that back Oh and then I\xa0\nwill heal a hit point A hit dies worth of"}, {'start': '1627.040', 'end': '1637.760', 'text': "hit points What's my hit die again should be\xa0\neight The eight Okay And for my bonus action"}, {'start': '1637.760', 'end': '1643.440', 'text': "uh [\xa0__\xa0] it We Oh that's only two hit\xa0\npoints That sucks I'm going to clash Okay"}, {'start': '1643.440', 'end': '1649.440', 'text': 'so five Okay I put in the wrong thing Hang on\xa0\nHang on I put I meant to put 27 And instead I'}, {'start': '1649.440', 'end': '1662.000', 'text': 'put seven Oh who wants to be who wants to be my\xa0\nlittle poo poo bear who wants to clash with me'}, {'start': '1662.000', 'end': '1668.720', 'text': "okay let's do it Spencer you want to go yeah bet\xa0\nLet's do it You do not have good stats I don't"}, {'start': '1668.720', 'end': '1674.560', 'text': "have good stats We talked about this Rebea Well\xa0\nSpencer you've already volunteered as tribute I"}, {'start': '1674.560', 'end': '1682.720', 'text': "believe Yeah he dumped all his stats for one\xa0\nI'll let you roll first Oh just roll roll my"}, {'start': '1682.720', 'end': '1688.480', 'text': "highest stat pretty much Uh hold on I think I\xa0\nLet me just put in the thing I guess didn't go"}, {'start': '1688.480', 'end': '1697.200', 'text': 'in So one d20 Did you say plus our proficiency\xa0\nmodifier yeah So you would roll a d20 plus'}, {'start': '1697.200', 'end': '1707.920', 'text': "uh five Plus five I guess Yeah All righty Don't\xa0\nuse like a skill Oh god Is it not just rolling"}, {'start': '1707.920', 'end': '1714.160', 'text': "a skill Patrick i thought that's how it worked\xa0\nOh the clash uh feature I got put it in cuz I"}, {'start': '1714.160', 'end': '1718.560', 'text': "didn't let you last time Oh yeah I just meant\xa0\nI thought I just got to like pick one of my"}, {'start': '1718.560', 'end': '1724.720', 'text': "skills to roll essentially No it's your highest\xa0\none So you roll a plus seven to your roll Oh"}, {'start': '1724.720', 'end': '1730.960', 'text': "okay I'm just going to do battle wisdom then\xa0\nbecause it automatically does the plus seven"}, {'start': '1732.880', 'end': '1741.200', 'text': "Okay So that's that's a I'm [\xa0__\xa0]\xa0\nhooked Oh my god Okay Uh Tyler ask"}, {'start': '1741.200', 'end': '1744.320', 'text': 'the injuries we sustained here\xa0\nAre they permanent what about'}, {'start': '1744.320', 'end': '1756.960', 'text': 'uh good or bad yeah technically I have\xa0\nnine Answer the question Good or bad'}, {'start': '1756.960', 'end': '1761.440', 'text': 'nothing happened What no Tell\xa0\nwhich one Good or bad i asked'}, {'start': '1761.440', 'end': '1771.280', 'text': "you as my assistant Good or bad i'm\xa0\nabout to go Is good a benefit for me"}, {'start': '1771.280', 'end': '1776.480', 'text': "nothing isn't nothing is permanent So yeah I'm\xa0\njust saying it would be really weird if it was"}, {'start': '1776.480', 'end': '1782.320', 'text': 'Spencer lost by 15 to give him a bonus Yeah\xa0\nI do have the plus five on top of that four'}, {'start': '1782.320', 'end': '1790.000', 'text': 'though like Mark Rose said So only a 10 Just\xa0\nsaying I only lose one limb All right Instead'}, {'start': '1790.000', 'end': '1802.720', 'text': 'of both are I say good gotcha that bastard All\xa0\nright Zachary Cool for your bastard again Uh for'}, {'start': '1802.720', 'end': '1809.040', 'text': "your next attack it's always a critical success\xa0\nOh okay I think it was either something good"}, {'start': '1809.040', 'end': '1813.200', 'text': 'happens for Zach or something bad happens for\xa0\nSpencer Was that what it was something bad to'}, {'start': '1813.200', 'end': '1820.480', 'text': "happen You're saying we could You're saying we\xa0\ncould clash with no consequences right uh Yeah"}, {'start': '1820.480', 'end': '1826.880', 'text': "you don't you don't you don't lose Yeah outside\xa0\nof the of the fight Uh that's the end of my turn"}, {'start': '1826.880', 'end': '1832.160', 'text': "I'm going to [\xa0__\xa0] die The 100 See I'm just\xa0\nsaying you know try to do it outside of the"}, {'start': '1832.160', 'end': '1839.680', 'text': "fight That's how Nash almost [\xa0__\xa0] killed Mark's\xa0\ncharacter Yeah I mean it I have I have a wooden"}, {'start': '1839.680', 'end': '1846.880', 'text': "arm one below the other one All right let's\xa0\nhave something happen to Spencer or Puff now"}, {'start': '1846.880', 'end': '1856.960', 'text': "All right Tyler choose someone The\xa0\nheart of the dice That's four sir"}, {'start': '1856.960', 'end': '1864.240', 'text': "Oh god damn it What's happening"}, {'start': '1864.240', 'end': '1868.000', 'text': 'god damn it All right Oh no Everyone\xa0\nwill need to make me a dilly saving'}, {'start': '1868.000', 'end': '1874.000', 'text': "throw Everybody Everyone Oh let's\xa0\ngo Does that include me over here"}, {'start': '1874.000', 'end': '1885.120', 'text': "in the stands no you're fine pass\xa0\nDid I do good daddy Daddy did I do"}, {'start': '1885.120', 'end': '1897.760', 'text': 'Okay so that is two passes and two fails\xa0\nAll right so uh Spencer on your body you'}, {'start': '1897.760', 'end': '1901.360', 'text': 'feel normal and then you forgot you had\xa0\na bomb strapped to your chest and then'}, {'start': '1901.360', 'end': '1916.160', 'text': "you explode What so that is going to be\xa0\nWhat the [\xa0__\xa0] i think I'm dead here bro"}, {'start': '1916.160', 'end': '1928.000', 'text': 'All right Chevy This might actually kill you all\xa0\nAwesome dude Oh my god Why not 16 oh my god Okay'}, {'start': '1928.000', 'end': '1939.120', 'text': "so Spencer and Zach you both take 16 fire damage\xa0\nOkay Oh I'm dead Holy [\xa0__\xa0] I'm down to 11 35 HP"}, {'start': '1939.120', 'end': '1947.440', 'text': "Can I Can I bone shield this hang on I'm going to\xa0\nbone shield You going to shoot the damage back at"}, {'start': '1947.440', 'end': '1955.600', 'text': 'Spencer no I just I just will reduce the damage by\xa0\na D12 Oh my gosh No [\xa0__\xa0] Can I Can I use a Can'}, {'start': '1955.600', 'end': '1965.840', 'text': "I use a weapon parry reaction to this as you're\xa0\nfalling dead you just Oh [\xa0__\xa0] Hey Uh it's all I"}, {'start': '1965.840', 'end': '1974.320', 'text': "got here It's not a creature who's doing damage\xa0\nto you unless you hit god Well I'm a creature"}, {'start': '1974.320', 'end': '1983.680', 'text': "Unfortunately I I blew up the bomb I wouldn't\xa0\npair against yourself Unfortunately not Is the"}, {'start': '1983.680', 'end': '1988.480', 'text': "implication that he's been carrying a bomb this\xa0\nentire suddenly appears on his chest and then it"}, {'start': '1988.480', 'end': '1995.200', 'text': 'explodes I just really wanted to be like he pulls\xa0\noff his chest plate He has a bunch of C4 strapped'}, {'start': '1995.200', 'end': '2004.240', 'text': "and that's going to be eight damage to puff uh\xa0\npuffed and milk All right so now Mark it's up to"}, {'start': '2004.240', 'end': '2012.560', 'text': 'you though You have to clash Oh I have to clash\xa0\nnow I have to clash I am I am dead Oh [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '2012.560', 'end': '2019.600', 'text': "you're dead A [\xa0__\xa0] No come back alive real quick\xa0\n[\xa0__\xa0] up Sorry Can Can you kill yourself get your"}, {'start': '2019.600', 'end': '2024.960', 'text': "tone I wish I don't really have any I even used\xa0\nbirdie I didn't even do [\xa0__\xa0] man I was saving"}, {'start': '2024.960', 'end': '2038.560', 'text': "all my good stuff You could you could revive\xa0\nYou don't have any healing mine No No I don't"}, {'start': '2038.560', 'end': '2043.200', 'text': 'If it if we make it to my turn'}, {'start': '2043.200', 'end': '2052.320', 'text': 'Yeah Mark bend over Yeah Make this easier My turn'}, {'start': '2052.320', 'end': '2063.440', 'text': "Yeah Yeah All right Well [\xa0__\xa0] it We're this\xa0\nWe're this close So come on M critical hit and"}, {'start': '2063.440', 'end': '2069.440', 'text': 'then the concede and then do maximum\xa0\ndamage is a chance Who are you going'}, {'start': '2069.440', 'end': '2080.800', 'text': "for clash Clash That's already blown So\xa0\nI should to do the Zepha Yeah I did Zephr"}, {'start': '2080.800', 'end': '2089.920', 'text': "who you hitting who you inviting to the video\xa0\ni guess I'm I guess I'm hitting uh nobody"}, {'start': '2089.920', 'end': '2101.280', 'text': "What let's give it a toilet Excellent tone\xa0\nWell uh Spencer you are down so you don't"}, {'start': '2101.280', 'end': '2111.280', 'text': 'get a tone Uh hello Excuse me I investigate\xa0\nYes Mark I still get Oh nothing Never mind'}, {'start': '2111.280', 'end': '2118.480', 'text': "Investigation Yeah I mean you can still move\xa0\nif you like but I don't know where you would"}, {'start': '2118.480', 'end': '2123.840', 'text': "move to All right That's an opportunity\xa0\nattack from B All right That's an All right"}, {'start': '2123.840', 'end': '2128.960', 'text': "Mark You're going to get booty swagger Until\xa0\nthe spell ends My movement does not provoke"}, {'start': '2128.960', 'end': '2138.480', 'text': 'opportunity attacks Oh my god Run dude game\xa0\nman Run away All right get the [\xa0__\xa0] out of'}, {'start': '2138.480', 'end': '2148.400', 'text': "there Oh [\xa0__\xa0] Oh no he's coming All right\xa0\nhe's going to come Puffs are up Do not come"}, {'start': '2148.400', 'end': '2152.040', 'text': "I'm a [Laughter]"}, {'start': '2152.040', 'end': '2158.320', 'text': 'savage Let me think about this'}, {'start': '2160.480', 'end': '2165.760', 'text': 'You can see the uh you can honestly imagine\xa0\nat the stand just clapping just like this is'}, {'start': '2165.760', 'end': '2172.560', 'text': "excellent entertainment burning hands You're\xa0\njust going to just going to sizzle in the in"}, {'start': '2172.560', 'end': '2178.480', 'text': "the air I really hope you don't kill Mark\xa0\nhere Oh no He's definitely killing me here"}, {'start': '2178.480', 'end': '2184.560', 'text': "No I have a plan You have a plan You're a\xa0\n[\xa0__\xa0] I have a plan All right I forgot a"}, {'start': '2184.560', 'end': '2189.280', 'text': "plan Arthur Oh hold on Let me let me get rid\xa0\nof that and just press it again after It's"}, 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it's gonna\xa0\nbe really funny Please I just hit me Puff please"}, {'start': '2253.120', 'end': '2261.120', 'text': "Puff You know what's a bonus action clash Puffed\xa0\nI have a proposition We're pretty much guaranteed"}, {'start': '2261.120', 'end': '2266.080', 'text': 'to win I will give you the sword No argument If\xa0\nyou just let me do this one thing I just want to'}, {'start': '2266.080', 'end': '2274.320', 'text': "be mean to Spencer cuz he hasn't bought Dragon\xa0\nBall yet Oh my gosh All right Pass End turn Zach"}, {'start': '2274.320', 'end': '2284.000', 'text': "you're up All right I will use my bonus action\xa0\nI'm going to cast healing word on Spencer Let's"}, {'start': '2284.000', 'end': '2292.160', 'text': "go I'm going to heal him just to beat him down\xa0\nagain Yeah cuz this attack's a guaranteed crit"}, {'start': '2292.160', 'end': '2301.280', 'text': "All right that's your bonus action Spencer you\xa0\nrise up with three with three HP Yay So [\xa0__\xa0]"}, 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Okay is that secure yes\xa0\nit is Oh well Oh okay Well it didn't work Well but"}, {'start': '2364.560', 'end': '2376.000', 'text': 'you were about 10 less than what you needed Damn\xa0\nAll right Valiant effort Um before I end my turn'}, {'start': '2376.000', 'end': '2384.640', 'text': "Hi Hey What's up T d 100 please D 100\xa0\ncoming right up Fully heal me please"}, {'start': '2384.640', 'end': '2388.320', 'text': 'T you might want to pick someone this time\xa0\njust to make it a little bit more climactic'}, {'start': '2388.320', 'end': '2396.000', 'text': "13 I will pick puffed cuz he\xa0\nhasn't gotten anything yet"}, {'start': '2396.000', 'end': '2404.400', 'text': 'All right Uh puffed Somehow someway\xa0\ngravity seems to be reversed for you'}, {'start': '2404.400', 'end': '2411.120', 'text': "So you start falling upwards Falling\xa0\nin reverse I'm a savage I'm a bad guy"}, {'start': '2411.840', 'end': '2420.000', 'text': 'Uh uh as you feel this do you want\xa0\nto make anything any reactions'}, {'start': '2420.000', 'end': '2426.400', 'text': 'what could I do cuz I I know Grab the\xa0\nground Or you could also grapple You'}, {'start': '2426.400', 'end': '2430.560', 'text': 'could grapple bark Wait wait What\xa0\nif I used horn being and stick my'}, {'start': '2430.560', 'end': '2438.880', 'text': "horns in the ground you know what if\xa0\nyou roll me acrobatics I'll allow it"}, {'start': '2438.880', 'end': '2440.240', 'text': 'Acrobatics'}, {'start': '2442.880', 'end': '2448.160', 'text': 'Acrobatics not athletics you said Yep'}, {'start': '2448.160', 'end': '2453.840', 'text': 'All right Uh Puff as you start to feel the\xa0\nmagical effects of gravity reversing on you'}, {'start': '2453.840', 'end': '2459.520', 'text': 'you do a halfway back flip and then you bounce\xa0\noff into the ground and stick your horns into'}, {'start': '2459.520', 'end': '2465.520', 'text': "the ground You're now doing what looks to be a a\xa0\nweird reversed handstand on 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seven And things like my kangu\xa0\nrecall can't help me with this right Patrick"}, {'start': '2536.800', 'end': '2550.240', 'text': "uh go No let's say not because it's not\xa0\nlike ability check but is it just clashing"}, {'start': '2550.240', 'end': '2554.640', 'text': "okay I lost my tail Oh that's\xa0\ngood All right Tala Good or bad"}, {'start': '2555.680', 'end': '2564.240', 'text': 'bad All right You a [\xa0__\xa0] You got good\xa0\nbefore Okay Uh Zachary could you make a'}, {'start': '2564.240', 'end': '2570.160', 'text': "attack roll if you cool staff really fast oh\xa0\ngod Okay that's going to suck cuz that's got"}, {'start': '2570.160', 'end': '2579.760', 'text': 'my challe on it Going to bonk yourself\xa0\nin the head Oh all right Roll damage'}, {'start': '2579.760', 'end': '2583.680', 'text': 'That is going to be seven damage to puffed'}, {'start': '2584.720', 'end': '2594.240', 'text': "Oh no actually it's 11 because it's using my\xa0\nwi it uses my wisdom 11 damage 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'[Music]'}, {'start': '5107.760', 'end': '5124.400', 'text': 'h Uh I guess just a perception check Maybe see\xa0\nif I can find anything Go for it Suspicious'}, {'start': '5127.280', 'end': '5136.160', 'text': "Wow Jesus Christ Uh Tyler you see they're\xa0\nactually having really good really good"}, {'start': '5136.160', 'end': '5145.360', 'text': 'dreams right now Like something that\xa0\nyou wish you had I feel a bit envious'}, {'start': '5145.360', 'end': '5150.000', 'text': "You hear Iron Neck scream out we're\xa0\ntrapped in an endless hell Please help"}, {'start': '5150.000', 'end': '5155.840', 'text': 'I wish I could sleep like my friends You\xa0\ngrab the moths in front of the bathroom'}, {'start': '5155.840', 'end': '5165.040', 'text': 'Is there anything else you want to do do\xa0\nyou do sense that something is not right'}, {'start': '5165.040', 'end': '5169.200', 'text': "what the Sigma oh but the ship made\xa0\nme think they're all having a nice"}, {'start': '5169.200', 'end': '5175.440', 'text': "pleasant dream So I'm just going\xa0\nto keep standing in the corner Okay"}, {'start': '5175.440', 'end': '5179.520', 'text': "Is there a way for me to wake up i rolled a\xa0\nnet one and a perception check So why I'm now"}, {'start': '5179.520', 'end': '5183.760', 'text': "sitting here thinking Puff that you all are\xa0\nhaving pleasant dreams and now I'm jealous"}, {'start': '5183.760', 'end': '5190.160', 'text': 'All right Uh you guys as you are having\xa0\nnightmares realize that you uh something is'}, {'start': '5190.160', 'end': '5196.880', 'text': "invading y'all's minds Give me a wisdom uh saving\xa0\nthrow from all you guys to try to wake up [\xa0__\xa0]"}, {'start': '5196.880', 'end': '5214.800', 'text': "easy [\xa0__\xa0] I rolled higher than you Kenu recall\xa0\nI've got advantage Shut up I'm gonna wake up Wow I"}, {'start': '5214.800', 'end': '5222.960', 'text': 'used all of my luck I expected one of you guys to\xa0\nwake up Uh as you guys are 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wait I have advantage [\xa0__\xa0] All right 22"}, {'start': '5338.320', 'end': '5353.280', 'text': "Gotcha All right Uh puffy roll Yeah Okay Pass Pass\xa0\nUh that's a fail You need to roll again Do it with"}, {'start': '5353.280', 'end': '5360.640', 'text': "advantage though right yeah just you just film\xa0\none more time We'll just take one Okay cool Wow"}, {'start': '5360.640', 'end': '5368.400', 'text': "man Uh let's see Uh Spencer you wake up as well as\xa0\nyou Zach You all wake up a little bit more thinner"}, {'start': '5368.400', 'end': '5377.200', 'text': 'than you are usually akin to Uh Mo and Puff you\xa0\nguys are still dreaming losing away what looks to'}, {'start': '5377.200', 'end': '5382.800', 'text': 'be your life and little bits of your memories now\xa0\nalmost what made you all you guys suffer another'}, {'start': '5382.800', 'end': '5394.000', 'text': 'exhaustion point up to two and with that uh you\xa0\nguys wake up you see and notice that still Mo'}, {'start': 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He somehow looks like'}, {'start': '5624.160', 'end': '5632.960', 'text': 'your uncle Oh no And he wants to tickle you with\xa0\nhis penis Oh yeah Good session guys Good session'}, {'start': '5632.960', 'end': '5637.280', 'text': "Very good Yeah it's Ben Sanders behind it We\xa0\nwon't ever We're going to keep canceling and"}, {'start': '5637.280', 'end': '5643.680', 'text': "delaying session until Christmas No don't say\xa0\nthat Please Please don't say that That's how"}, {'start': '5643.680', 'end': '5659.520', 'text': "my campaign's currently ending up Yep Soon guys\xa0\nWhat if we all play Walmart on Roblox play what"}, {'start': '5659.520', 'end': '5665.680', 'text': "it's not like you said play Walmart Yeah\xa0\nI know I did What is is this some young"}, {'start': '5665.680', 'end': '5671.840', 'text': "zoomer game i don't understand There is\xa0\na Walmart game on No one jumps for the"}, {'start': '5671.840', 'end': '5682.880', 'text': "beef It's safer to the one block jump\xa0\nfor the chicken This is parkour society"}, {'start': '5682.880', 'end': '5687.200', 'text': "All right I'm going take these contacts\xa0\nout of my eyes now and go to sleep All"}, {'start': '5687.200', 'end': '5693.040', 'text': "right Why do you have those contacts\xa0\nanyway to be spooky That's okay That"}, {'start': '5693.040', 'end': '5701.760', 'text': 'was zesty as [\xa0__\xa0] huh oh yeah Four\xa0\nminutes to Halloween To be spooky'}, {'start': '5701.760', 'end': '5706.080', 'text': 'Is that Ben yeah I mean look\xa0\nwhen you say it like to be'}, {'start': '5706.080', 'end': '5714.400', 'text': 'spooky you know pumpkin skill pump spice skill out'}, {'start': '5717.840', 'end': '5739.600', 'text': 'Guys do you see this'}, {'start': '5749.720', 'end': '5750.720', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '5750.720', 'end': '5751.040', 'text': 'oh I'}, {'start': '5751.040', 'end': '5766.640', 'text': "didn't They're both different for some reason\xa0\nI don't know if it's intentional or it's like"}, {'start': '5769.600', 'end': '5769.920', 'text': "So you're"}, {'start': '5769.920', 'end': '5793.040', 'text': 'going to'}]