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[{'start': '0.133', 'end': '1.100', 'text': 'You said what I said is right.'}, {'start': '1.266', 'end': '2.300', 'text': 'Your stiff feet are so sprained.'}, {'start': '2.300', 'end': '4.100', 'text': "If you don't stand up for two days, you will be better."}, {'start': '4.100', 'end': '5.133', 'text': 'Start with your'}, {'start': '5.133', 'end': '7.933', 'text': "oh, it's okay."}, {'start': '8.466', 'end': '9.533', 'text': "I'm talking to Xiaobai ."}, {'start': '9.533', 'end': '10.400', 'text': 'Pay attention to your feet'}, {'start': '10.466', 'end': '11.600', 'text': '. You go back slowly'}, {'start': '11.733', 'end': '12.533', 'text': '. Ah, okay'}, {'start': '12.900', 'end': '14.566', 'text': '. I think you are right.'}, {'start': '14.733', 'end': '16.866', 'text': 'As the saying goes, when you are seriously ill, you have to look at your life.'}, {'start': '16.866', 'end': '17.733', 'text': 'You have to be like this.'}, {'start': '19.766', 'end': '20.933', 'text': 'Your legs are awesome. They are awesome'}, {'start': '20.933', 'end': '21.800', 'text': '! Ah,'}, {'start': '21.800', 'end': '22.800', 'text': "it's not healed yet."}, {'start': '22.800', 'end': '24.933', 'text': 'It must be something wrong with this nerve.'}, {'start': '25.100', 'end': '27.366', 'text': "Let's do a simple knee-jerk reflex test first."}, {'start': '27.366', 'end': '28.166', 'text': "It's a quick reaction, right"}, {'start': '29.666', 'end': '30.866', 'text': '?'}, {'start': '33.666', 'end': '34.933', 'text': 'Where are you running'}, {'start': '35.200', 'end': '36.666', 'text': "? You're not moving."}, {'start': '36.966', 'end': '38.066', 'text': "You're not moving."}, {'start': '38.066', 'end': '39.366', 'text': "It's not that fast."}, {'start': '40.900', 'end': '42.166', 'text': 'Oops, your movements were wrong just now'}, {'start': '42.166', 'end': '43.966', 'text': '. If you ask Jiang to try it once,'}, {'start': '43.966', 'end': '45.000', 'text': 'you will know how to do it.'}]