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[{'start': '1.800', 'end': '14.200', 'text': "Good morning everyone, Thursday, May 1, 2025, it's now exactly 11:50 and for those who"}, {'start': '14.200', 'end': '20.680', 'text': "don't know me yet, my name is Daniel, I'm an app driver here in the city of Porto Alegre, if"}, {'start': '20.680', 'end': '26.080', 'text': "you arrived by parachute onto this channel, you don't know where I came from, you have no idea where I'm going,"}, {'start': '26.080', 'end': '31.880', 'text': "much less what I eat, enjoy now, leave a like, sign up, become a member and don't"}, {'start': '31.880', 'end': '37.520', 'text': 'forget to activate the [ __ ] on the bell to always receive first-hand news'}, {'start': '37.520', 'end': '48.880', 'text': 'this shitty channel'}, {'start': '48.880', 'end': '56.040', 'text': 'with that being said'}, {'start': '56.040', 'end': '63.160', 'text': ", let 's"}, {'start': '63.160', 'end': '71.280', 'text': 'get moving'}, {'start': '71.280', 'end': '80.560', 'text': ', right ?'}, {'start': '80.560', 'end': '89.080', 'text': "It's a good month with the exception of today I don't think there are any more holidays in May,"}, {'start': '89.080', 'end': '97.640', 'text': "right I thought it was up but he wasn't at home and it couldn't be him himself only if he was down"}, {'start': '97.640', 'end': '105.840', 'text': "there in the others anyway let's go then it was for work it was for resting on Labor Day"}, {'start': '105.840', 'end': '113.040', 'text': "they forgot to tell me to notify my bills I'm in a good mood today head is light for now"}, {'start': '113.040', 'end': '121.160', 'text': "exhausted for now body is fine thank God you're already having the flu, you only spent one refill that one,"}, {'start': '121.160', 'end': '128.640', 'text': "right that little catarrh those last little catarrhs that finally the flu leaves the guy's body"}, {'start': '129.320', 'end': '136.120', 'text': "but everything is fine and nothing is resolved I'm going to have to call X to get out of here and see where"}, {'start': '136.120', 'end': '146.680', 'text': 'the app takes'}, {'start': '146.680', 'end': '156.040', 'text': 'me'}, {'start': '156.040', 'end': '162.200', 'text': "on this wonderful day of Thursday it's immediate,"}, {'start': '162.200', 'end': '168.520', 'text': 'right'}, {'start': '168.520', 'end': '178.200', 'text': "call It's less than five trips there must have been going to redeem this wonderful day now"}, {'start': '178.200', 'end': '185.640', 'text': 'I just want to see, right? 5.0 the guy is calling me at home on a Thursday at 11 am'}, {'start': '185.640', 'end': '191.960', 'text': "at noon in fact and I'm less than 2 minutes away pick him up here on the street"}, {'start': '191.960', 'end': '197.880', 'text': 'here on the map right there one of those streets there will the guy be ready will he'}, {'start': '197.880', 'end': '208.040', 'text': "continue 5.0 After this trip I really doubt it by the way no passenger I haven't already left I've already"}, {'start': '208.040', 'end': '217.200', 'text': 'let passenger 5.0 continue with 2 with 5.0 but the vast majority just for rancidity I go there and lower'}, {'start': '217.200', 'end': '223.560', 'text': 'their grade just to avoid passing the beat just turn right here the next left I arrived to get'}, {'start': '223.560', 'end': '234.200', 'text': 'Alef the first of the day the main thing is to get on top of them and iron on them go Moses and keep going just to avoid'}, {'start': '234.200', 'end': '246.080', 'text': 'being missed av passenger 5 with little stars as you would tell me in my first grade there in a school'}, {'start': '246.080', 'end': '251.880', 'text': "where I don't even know where the teacher gave 10 with little stars when you were, right 10 was not enough"}, {'start': '251.880', 'end': '262.480', 'text': "for you in this case it's five. little for ALF, besides being super polite and smelling good, the guy was waiting for me"}, {'start': '262.480', 'end': '267.640', 'text': "in front of the house and it didn't take me 2 minutes to get there, that's something"}, {'start': '267.640', 'end': '274.840', 'text': 'unprecedented, there is no such thing as a passenger calling home on a holiday or weekend, morning or'}, {'start': '274.840', 'end': '282.800', 'text': "afternoon, whatever, and that's it, that doesn't exist, so much so that I anticipated here before, you know, the"}, {'start': '282.800', 'end': '291.160', 'text': "guy would hardly continue with a 5.0 because I didn't get there, he was standing there waiting in front of the house, he"}, {'start': '291.160', 'end': '297.640', 'text': 'greeted me, he now wished me a good job. a good holiday with his headphones he entered mute'}, {'start': '297.640', 'end': '307.920', 'text': "he left silent better impossible, right for more ALFs in my life half 20 I'm here in the heart of Bomfim on"}, {'start': '307.920', 'end': '315.320', 'text': 'Rua Bento Figueiredo I stopped here in the shade to wait for my main passenger of the day, right'}, {'start': '316.400', 'end': '326.000', 'text': "next time I don't know if it's going to be a smart idea to run with X off all the time today"}, {'start': '326.000', 'end': '330.920', 'text': "because otherwise this will happen every race this didn't happen yesterday for example yesterday it was"}, {'start': '330.920', 'end': '341.120', 'text': "a file practically even with the fickof issue I hadn't talked about it today it still is #fickoff"}, {'start': '342.400', 'end': '351.680', 'text': 'I rode almost after I was called up, I rode the entire time off with the memory that it happened'}, {'start': '351.680', 'end': '357.160', 'text': 'two or three times yesterday that I forgot and I finished the race and it was actually off,'}, {'start': '357.160', 'end': '363.520', 'text': 'right?'}, {'start': '363.520', 'end': '370.040', 'text': 'In other words, I removed the little button to trigger new requests because I was 30 seconds away from'}, {'start': '370.040', 'end': '373.560', 'text': "finishing the race, so that's how I've been acting, right? I go there when"}, {'start': '373.560', 'end': '379.520', 'text': "I'm getting there, it's 1 minute away, not even that, sometimes I arrived before finishing the race, I go there, I take off"}, {'start': '379.520', 'end': '389.360', 'text': 'the little button, I finish and yesterday it was playing almost sequentially until the time it stopped, by the way,'}, {'start': '389.360', 'end': '395.520', 'text': "what a horrible thing that Grêmio game yesterday, right, that's crazy, there's no Grêmio fan who didn't suffer and"}, {'start': '395.520', 'end': '400.200', 'text': "didn't get angry yesterday, Auntie, I remember now that I I stopped just when it stopped when I was"}, {'start': '400.200', 'end': '406.440', 'text': "going home to watch the Grêmio game and I didn't comment, right, I'm going to be angry with Grêmio, I passed, well, you've already"}, {'start': '406.440', 'end': '414.080', 'text': "seen it, right, it's already happened and this channel here doesn't talk about football, but it was yesterday I was"}, {'start': '414.080', 'end': '421.560', 'text': "like that, I was upset, I think that's a word that defines it well, because I'm too old"}, {'start': '421.560', 'end': '429.400', 'text': 'to suffer with Grêmio, right, I already suffered when I was younger, I suffered with Grêmio, right, I suffered, I cried, I screamed,'}, {'start': '429.400', 'end': '435.400', 'text': "there wasn't, there wasn't a game. Grêmio that on Wednesday morning, if the game was at night"}, {'start': '435.400', 'end': '440.440', 'text': 'or on a Monday morning, if the game was on Sunday afternoon, I would go to the stadium,'}, {'start': '440.440', 'end': '447.080', 'text': "at least at the Olímpico, right, there wasn't a game after that when I had voices, I would always lose my voice, I would scream,"}, {'start': '447.080', 'end': '456.920', 'text': 'I would go crazy, I would curse the judge, I would curse my opponent, I would suffer, I lived in the 90s with Felipão Arce'}, {'start': '456.920', 'end': '460.720', 'text': "Jardel Paulo Lunes gives me goose bumps and I'm not going to say more because I get emotional with that"}, {'start': '460.720', 'end': '467.120', 'text': "team there, that one there, forged. My Grêmio, I'm not going to say that it forged my adolescence, my,"}, {'start': '467.120', 'end': '472.040', 'text': "anyway, none of that forged my Grêmio, there I predicted Grêmio, that team that didn't"}, {'start': '472.040', 'end': '479.080', 'text': 'give up, never remember that 5-0 game that we won at Palmeiras, here I was good, anyway,'}, {'start': '479.680', 'end': '485.040', 'text': 'and then we got there, losing, I said: "We didn\'t lose 5 to one, do you remember that,'}, {'start': '485.040', 'end': '491.640', 'text': "how crazy that was, that was Grêmio, that was Grêmio, it was desire, it was a sweaty shirt, that's"}, {'start': '491.640', 'end': '502.560', 'text': "who is there with a tricolor dress It's a shame, it's a mockery, it's an offense to the fans, it's an offense"}, {'start': '502.560', 'end': '509.360', 'text': 'to'}, {'start': '509.360', 'end': '518.520', 'text': "the fans, that was the goal, CSA's second goal, I think it was the second"}, {'start': '518.520', 'end': '523.320', 'text': ','}, {'start': '523.320', 'end': '531.760', 'text': 'right ?'}, {'start': '531.760', 'end': '538.160', 'text': '] this is the one who even gave an interview laughing at the end of the game you'}, {'start': '538.160', 'end': '544.600', 'text': "couldn't go down in Porto Alegre, you know, this guy had to be banned from going down in Porto Alegre"}, {'start': '544.600', 'end': '553.840', 'text': "anyway, enough talking about football, enough, I suffered yesterday, man, I suffered really and I'm scared, whoever has an ass"}, {'start': '553.840', 'end': '559.480', 'text': "is scared, right, we're in May, it was half two rounds of the Brazilian Championship in the Copa do Brasil,"}, {'start': '559.480', 'end': '565.480', 'text': "Grêmio is in the third phase, hasn't won any so far and is only alive in the South American Championship"}, {'start': '565.480', 'end': '570.800', 'text': 'because it has caught two amateur teams so far or at least they are below criticism that is'}, {'start': '570.800', 'end': '578.360', 'text': 'Luquenho and Grau that even for the other one from Argentina who was supposed to win, drew,'}, {'start': '581.040', 'end': '588.840', 'text': "will be, will be relegated, there is no vision for this year for Grêmio, they won't have a title, they will be"}, {'start': '588.840', 'end': '594.280', 'text': "relegated, sorry, it wasn't that I didn't want to talk about it, it was just an outburst from a fan, right,"}, {'start': '594.280', 'end': '598.360', 'text': 'today I just get upset,'}, {'start': '598.360', 'end': '603.560', 'text': "right, look, what a shame, it's my team that's happening"}, {'start': '603.560', 'end': '607.840', 'text': ". Now giving me a space, right? He saw that I'm standing here, he won't find me,"}, {'start': '608.520', 'end': '614.120', 'text': "it's the car guards, you know, they're keeping an eye on me, keeping an eye on me, he looked inside the car twice, three times,"}, {'start': '614.120', 'end': '620.560', 'text': 'but'}, {'start': '620.560', 'end': '625.440', 'text': "he saw that I'm here and came back, oh, he's just putting it away, everything's ok, but"}, {'start': '625.440', 'end': '633.320', 'text': "anyway, I think it's a good idea to get out of here"}, {'start': '633.320', 'end': '639.040', 'text': ", call Apparently it's not going to happen if you've made it this far, here you've already said what for"}, {'start': '639.040', 'end': '646.320', 'text': '10 minutes, practically this video, thumbs up, right, chubby little hand, leave your like there and help'}, {'start': '646.320', 'end': '654.240', 'text': 'strengthen the channel, believe me, this is free for you and the most important tool of these'}, {'start': '654.240', 'end': '663.240', 'text': 'shitty algorithms is there to make it deliver to more and more subscribed viewers,'}, {'start': '663.240', 'end': '669.400', 'text': "whatever word that has, right, and don't forget, you're an app driver, you're watching me, okay?"}, {'start': '669.400', 'end': '684.240', 'text': "Native is working, not necessarily at the moment, but he's an app driver #ficof"}, {'start': '684.240', 'end': '690.520', 'text': "bye bye bye that's a young student imagine when you come no no my idea"}, {'start': '690.520', 'end': '695.920', 'text': "wasn't to record it because I don't have anything to say about Gabriele already got a five by the"}, {'start': '695.920', 'end': '700.560', 'text': 'way just because he came in mute and left silent did you see how long it took to get out of the'}, {'start': '700.560', 'end': '712.440', 'text': 'car this young Tatar ninja please one ok I love coming to one to give'}, {'start': '712.440', 'end': '717.520', 'text': 'an Itá and nothing else drop this take just like someone going to shit'}, {'start': '717.520', 'end': '721.880', 'text': "laughing with the Felipe, my son, watching reacting to my video from yesterday, he doesn't usually"}, {'start': '721.880', 'end': '728.400', 'text': 'watch my videos but he was curious about the #ficof that he saw on Instagram and went there to check out'}, {'start': '728.400', 'end': '735.600', 'text': "what I was talking about, he started reacting with me, we're laughing together, it's a beautiful thing, I arrived"}, {'start': '735.600', 'end': '740.440', 'text': 'to'}, {'start': '740.440', 'end': '746.640', 'text': 'pick up Geovana, now everything'}, {'start': '747.560', 'end': '759.320', 'text': "from There's no one at the entrance,"}, {'start': '759.320', 'end': '769.800', 'text': "just this old couple with a baby stroller, come on, Giovana, I think she's a smelly chubby girl"}, {'start': '769.800', 'end': '780.080', 'text': "with a capybara face, look, I love these ones, hi Geovana, good morning, okay, let's get it"}, {'start': '780.080', 'end': '789.040', 'text': 'done, I finished the girl here, I thought: "Okay, let\'s wait a little, right, let\'s call with a photo of'}, {'start': '789.040', 'end': '799.520', 'text': "dicks, 9 minutes for the trip, how good is today, what's good about today, right, it's a holiday, there's no traffic in"}, {'start': '799.520', 'end': '810.120', 'text': "[ __ ] none, it's just going fast, let's agree to take an Uber Comfort For eight dicks it was supposed"}, {'start': '810.120', 'end': '821.840', 'text': 'to be'}, {'start': '821.840', 'end': '826.160', 'text': '20'}, {'start': '826.160', 'end': '832.080', 'text': 'at'}, {'start': '832.080', 'end': '837.200', 'text': 'least'}, {'start': '837.200', 'end': '844.600', 'text': 'in the afternoon pick up Gabriel here at Inácio Montanha and take him to Avenida Sepúlvida'}, {'start': '844.600', 'end': '849.760', 'text': 'in the historic center of Porto Alegre, you know when you go to a place you'}, {'start': '849.760', 'end': '856.800', 'text': "'re scared to go, I dropped Gabriel off with his group at an event that's going to be held in Sepúvida,"}, {'start': '857.600', 'end': '863.880', 'text': "full of junk, I think they're working on something with video, something similar, if you"}, {'start': '863.880', 'end': '869.840', 'text': "don't want to tell me what event it was, I didn't want to force too much of a subject, I was also"}, {'start': '869.840', 'end': '876.120', 'text': "lazy, in fact, I have another Gabriel at the obolixão, I'm afraid I'm looking for it. In"}, {'start': '876.120', 'end': '881.680', 'text': "obolixão, you know, there's a shop here on Júlio de Castilas, right here in front, ah"}, {'start': '881.680', 'end': '888.040', 'text': "apparently the transô isn't working today, the Transbust buses are here, that means"}, {'start': '888.040', 'end': '895.480', 'text': "they're picking up people and taking them to some station, I don't know if it's São Farrapos, but"}, {'start': '895.480', 'end': '902.160', 'text': "anyway, at some point the line isn't arriving here at the market, at least it's there, the bolichão"}, {'start': '902.160', 'end': '909.080', 'text': "isn't there, ah, there's Gabriel, clean and blond, the cutest thing like that, ah, he was in good shape until"}, {'start': '909.080', 'end': '915.840', 'text': "now, you know, despite that. shit the movement is shit the movement that's the word"}, {'start': '915.840', 'end': '923.520', 'text': "that defines exactly what's happening today is shit movement so far I hadn't had"}, {'start': '923.520', 'end': '930.600', 'text': 'any kind of problem with the passenger in fact everyone was fine almost everyone'}, {'start': '930.600', 'end': '938.000', 'text': 'was waiting for me ready I think everyone was actually waiting for me ready without exception even this'}, {'start': '938.000', 'end': '944.640', 'text': 'shitty little house that I came to pick up now here at Parque com São Sebastião to take there to Lime Silva'}, {'start': '945.480', 'end': '953.440', 'text': "I arrived I didn't walk, I don't know, 3 minutes or even that long to look for but it doesn't matter"}, {'start': '953.440', 'end': '965.440', 'text': "it doesn't matter if I walked 10 seconds or 7 minutes the guy has to ask quickly but"}, {'start': '965.440', 'end': '972.160', 'text': 'I arrived at these condominiums that have blocks and blocks and blocks there on São Sebastião Parque São Sebastião'}, {'start': '972.160', 'end': '979.920', 'text': "there I don't even know what street that was it was a side street off the main João 23 there I arrived I stopped in front"}, {'start': '979.920', 'end': '984.840', 'text': 'of the entrance I took a deep breath I saw that his pin was there in the middle of the block literally in the middle of that'}, {'start': '984.840', 'end': '991.320', 'text': 'block which is a lot of blocks said and done when it was 2 minutes he appeared at the entrance'}, {'start': '991.320', 'end': '997.480', 'text': 'inside the building there slowly leaving, dragging a shitty couple as if I'}, {'start': '997.480', 'end': '1007.040', 'text': 'had at his disposal and to my surprise, a bush across his chest and when I was'}, {'start': '1007.040', 'end': '1015.000', 'text': "when he was opening the gate for his girlfriend, wife, wife, I don't know what he was going through, he wasn't"}, {'start': '1015.000', 'end': '1020.520', 'text': 'satisfied, he took and served a chimarrão and he said good afternoon to me, he looked into my eyes, good afternoon'}, {'start': '1020.520', 'end': '1031.200', 'text': "Daniel, you have no idea what I said, I'm not going to repeat it here because I can't create evidence"}, {'start': '1031.200', 'end': '1037.880', 'text': 'against'}, {'start': '1037.880', 'end': '1045.240', 'text': 'myself,'}, {'start': '1045.240', 'end': '1051.600', 'text': 'but how bad did it happen to'}, {'start': '1051.600', 'end': '1058.160', 'text': 'me'}, {'start': '1058.160', 'end': '1065.560', 'text': "? It's to be driven far away, you know, that's what I'm"}, {'start': '1065.560', 'end': '1076.840', 'text': 'wanting from now on. I covered 84 kilometers in 2 hours and a little bit, 62 km when I discovered this, I'}, {'start': '1076.840', 'end': '1088.720', 'text': "wasn't going to come with this lady now I had a bad time, you know, yesterday I"}, {'start': '1088.720', 'end': '1094.560', 'text': 'covered 164 km and I reached my goal'}, {'start': '1094.560', 'end': '1104.120', 'text': "yesterday was good . That's"}, {'start': '1104.120', 'end': '1109.800', 'text': "the number for the day, it's good, literally, even for holidays, always like that, right, it's normally like"}, {'start': '1109.800', 'end': '1119.040', 'text': "this, at least when an intern helps, so and I'm not demanding, I want 7.8, no,"}, {'start': '1119.040', 'end': '1124.520', 'text': "now, let's get gas, take a piss and have lunch, I'm here in Venance 2:11 in the afternoon, heading towards the"}, {'start': '1124.520', 'end': '1132.040', 'text': 'PF station, judging an old resort, Ivoti, Sapiranga, Sapiranga, Sapiranga, Sapiranga'}, {'start': '1132.040', 'end': '1141.920', 'text': ", Sapiranga, because if I'm going to run like this, I'm just going to do 1.4 1.3 1.2 o km 84 by"}, {'start': '1141.920', 'end': '1152.480', 'text': "62 62 62 how much does this give the kilometer gives 1.1.2 right p2 I think so if it's going to"}, {'start': '1152.480', 'end': '1165.080', 'text': 'run 725 [ __ ] just play this in the comfort just now it touched a 14 com54 I almost got it I went to see if'}, {'start': '1165.080', 'end': '1173.360', 'text': "there was a stop 5.3 km no 90 look it's playing at least one on top of the other one on top of the"}, {'start': '1173.360', 'end': '1183.560', 'text': "other so I'm in it if it's to run it's a lot let's chulhar I'm heading towards the app"}, {'start': '1183.560', 'end': '1190.800', 'text': "ok Also, if you have something that convinces me, I'll do it. I'm not desperate to fill up,"}, {'start': '1190.800', 'end': '1198.000', 'text': 'but'}, {'start': '1198.000', 'end': '1205.840', 'text': "I'm close to a gas station that I'm used to and it's one of the cheapest gas stations in the city,"}, {'start': '1205.840', 'end': '1215.120', 'text': 'which is the VIP station of the Federal'}, {'start': '1215.120', 'end': '1226.240', 'text': 'Police'}, {'start': '1226.240', 'end': '1235.720', 'text': ". I'll give you 10, you'll give me 20 June 17th to September 7th 11th dick still hasn't convinced me"}, {'start': '1235.720', 'end': '1242.360', 'text': "anyway, so if I'm going to drive, let it be far, far, far, done here"}, {'start': '1242.360', 'end': '1250.240', 'text': "I filled up, I'm too lazy to have lunch, I'm not really hungry, I should show it now 2:24 because I"}, {'start': '1250.240', 'end': '1258.800', 'text': "'m going on the road next, I headed for the same little church as the one I had there the other day,"}, {'start': '1259.760', 'end': '1263.560', 'text': "but I'm going to get one for R 6.98 at Confort de Ctinha, pick it up at Gerônimo take it to"}, {'start': '1263.560', 'end': '1269.640', 'text': "lazy Ramiro, right, let's arrange it on this day to take a trip of, I"}, {'start': '1269.640', 'end': '1277.080', 'text': "don't know, less than 1 km Jerônimo Ramiro, that's what I'm going to do with the passenger"}, {'start': '1277.080', 'end': '1283.120', 'text': "6.98 I have to thank God it's a short trip but I directed it to"}, {'start': '1283.120', 'end': '1288.240', 'text': 'the little church and anything I had to play'}, {'start': '1288.880', 'end': '1296.200', 'text': "for after sapuayá I'm going, it might be 38 to São Léo, I'm just going to hit the road and create"}, {'start': '1296.200', 'end': '1301.680', 'text': "content, it's still early, right, it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon"}, {'start': '1301.680', 'end': '1306.480', 'text': "2:25 in the afternoon there's a whole day to be angry so get angry on the"}, {'start': '1306.480', 'end': '1316.280', 'text': "road do something different from this holiday right here now there's nothing to do"}, {'start': '1316.840', 'end': '1324.280', 'text': "here now now that I say until about 5 pm it's going to be shit maybe at the end of the"}, {'start': '1324.280', 'end': '1334.920', 'text': "afternoon as the day is amazing the movement gets better here it's going to be a little race that's"}, {'start': '1334.920', 'end': '1345.960', 'text': "what's happening so far just shit racing just bad racing just rudeness and nothing but"}, {'start': '1346.880', 'end': '1352.080', 'text': "weird people I'm not cool I can't take any more bickering I haven't even started drinking"}, {'start': '1352.080', 'end': '1360.320', 'text': "yet I don't understand if it's a couple with the mother-in-law but I no, the mother-in-law said to the girl:"}, {'start': '1360.320', 'end': '1365.720', 'text': '"Oh my daughter with my daughter" as if she wasn\'t a daughter either so she\'s not a mother-in-law'}, {'start': '1365.720', 'end': '1374.720', 'text': "but the boy called the old woman Marina so no, she's not a mother I didn't understand but what strange people"}, {'start': '1376.480', 'end': '1381.240', 'text': "anyway we'll never know now I'm here at Ramiro Barcelos, the 1.2 K trip wasn't even"}, {'start': '1381.240', 'end': '1386.200', 'text': "that short but even so it's possible to have come walking happily"}, {'start': '1387.200', 'end': '1390.680', 'text': 'exchanging the same review they had inside the car they could have been having at Ramiro'}, {'start': '1390.680', 'end': '1398.080', 'text': 'Barcelos, for example, she was counting the time she lived Over there, from what I understand, the couple lives'}, {'start': '1398.080', 'end': '1404.480', 'text': "there where I got them on Jerônimo and I don't know what they wanted to do here, it's a residential complex"}, {'start': '1404.480', 'end': '1408.840', 'text': 'They came to visit someone, I even thought they had come to show me at some little restaurant that I'}, {'start': '1408.840', 'end': '1415.720', 'text': "didn't know, oh, let me tell you one, it's worth a tip, so #tip from today's diary, or there won't"}, {'start': '1416.560', 'end': '1425.400', 'text': 'be people calling me a jacu or anything like that at the end of the steak, and if you'}, {'start': '1425.400', 'end': '1432.960', 'text': "call me a jacu because of that, I'm sorry my friend, I don't feel anything, I'm a jacu, do you think"}, {'start': '1432.960', 'end': '1439.120', 'text': "I'm a jacu because of that, I'm going to tell you now, I'm sorry my friend, I'm a jacu, but I didn't"}, {'start': '1439.120', 'end': '1444.400', 'text': 'feel anything yesterday. I mentioned on a trip I took there at Moinhos, right after I got'}, {'start': '1444.400', 'end': '1451.160', 'text': 'my hair cut, I went up there at Moins, in Morro e Caldone, and I had to turn off the air here, close the windows so as'}, {'start': '1451.160', 'end': '1455.520', 'text': "not to be disturbed by the noise from the street, and in the meantime I'm heading towards the little church, just at"}, {'start': '1455.520', 'end': '1461.280', 'text': 'Comfort, on Ramir Barcelos, close to Hospital Mões de Vento and Hospital Fêo, I thought about it, Felipe,'}, {'start': '1461.280', 'end': '1466.480', 'text': 'close to the hospitals, there are always some lost ones, you know, leaving the metropolitan region for these hospitals,'}, {'start': '1466.480', 'end': '1470.160', 'text': "so I have this chance, I'll wait here. 5 minutes while I tell"}, {'start': '1470.160', 'end': '1475.440', 'text': "you this little story quickly I promise it won't go any further and then if that's the case"}, {'start': '1475.440', 'end': '1481.520', 'text': 'I'}, {'start': '1481.520', 'end': '1486.120', 'text': "'ll"}, {'start': '1486.120', 'end': '1491.200', 'text': 'turn'}, {'start': '1491.200', 'end': '1495.360', 'text': 'on'}, {'start': '1495.360', 'end': '1501.000', 'text': "the there at the engineer in Álvaro Nunes Pereira, if I'm not mistaken, to"}, {'start': '1501.000', 'end': '1508.400', 'text': 'take it to Tulho de Rosa, I even said on T that it was for the Burbon Vig Burbon Counter shopping mall, but it was for Tú'}, {'start': '1508.400', 'end': '1515.320', 'text': 'de'}, {'start': '1515.320', 'end': '1519.840', 'text': 'Roso 260, one of the buildings there, right, and there was a'}, {'start': '1519.840', 'end': '1526.640', 'text': 'stop'}, {'start': '1526.640', 'end': '1536.600', 'text': ". It's there at the Tour de Ross 260, point, when I started the race, first address,"}, {'start': '1536.600', 'end': '1543.560', 'text': "Nilo Pensanha 1851, I confirmed, let's go, the first stop will be at L do Pensanha 1851, gentlemen and you,"}, {'start': '1543.560', 'end': '1550.600', 'text': 'yes, that\'s right, so I replied and looked at her again like this: "It\'s at Paride, right?" And she said:'}, {'start': '1550.600', 'end': '1559.080', 'text': '"It\'s in Parí" and how do you know, man, if I tell you I\'m going to have to kill you,'}, {'start': '1559.080', 'end': '1564.040', 'text': "I told her and she laughed, I don't understand if I'm a pervert, I told her"}, {'start': '1564.040', 'end': '1571.600', 'text': 'psychopath and she looked wide-eyed like this: "I\'m joking, but I\'m worse than a taxi driver'}, {'start': '1571.600', 'end': '1578.120', 'text': ', or better, perhaps in the sense that I try to memorize all the addresses in Porto Alegre, at'}, {'start': '1578.120', 'end': '1583.520', 'text': 'least those that I repeat trips to more than once twice. three times when I see'}, {'start': '1583.520', 'end': '1589.720', 'text': 'how the address is repeated, I try to memorize, yes, I try to memorize so I can know in advance'}, {'start': '1589.720', 'end': '1595.720', 'text': 'or at least all of this I told her or at least to pass security to the passenger,'}, {'start': '1597.160', 'end': '1604.440', 'text': 'pass security, passenger, what if I know the name of the building you'}, {'start': '1604.440', 'end': '1611.720', 'text': "'re going to, you don't feel safer on your trip and she stopped and thought:"}, {'start': '1611.720', 'end': '1618.000', 'text': '"I think you\'re right, I\'m going to start paying more attention to this. Drivers never talk'}, {'start': '1618.000', 'end': '1622.120', 'text': "to me if I'm going to the building like that, in the mall, just confirm the address unless"}, {'start': '1622.120', 'end': '1627.040', 'text': 'that they appear there, right in the description of the address, for example, Shopping Guatemi appears, link the'}, {'start': '1627.040', 'end': '1633.280', 'text': "blatant requests, right, it's difficult, it won't appear Avenida João Vig 1800, for example, João, Shopping"}, {'start': '1633.280', 'end': '1640.720', 'text': "Guatemi, appears now when Milo Pessanha 185 appears, I'm a pervert like me to know whether or not, right, maybe"}, {'start': '1640.720', 'end': '1646.480', 'text': "there are women who know that it's Parid, a commercial building that has a residential tower on"}, {'start': '1646.480', 'end': '1651.840', 'text': "Rua Valdir Antônio Lopes 299, anyway, you already know that I'm a pervert by address. from Porto"}, {'start': '1651.840', 'end': '1657.240', 'text': 'Alegre I know or at least I try to know the right side of the streets or at least the central region'}, {'start': '1657.240', 'end': '1661.360', 'text': 'of Hiredon where I work to anticipate certain situations for example here in front there is'}, {'start': '1661.360', 'end': '1667.320', 'text': 'a mustard if I get the wrong side of the street when I pick you up I lost the race depending on the time of'}, {'start': '1667.320', 'end': '1673.000', 'text': "course I lost the race if I'm going to take it I'm sorry throw it on the wrong side but I already"}, {'start': '1673.000', 'end': '1680.040', 'text': 'know that the odd side is the right side than the side to the left side anyway but the air conditioning'}, {'start': '1680.040', 'end': '1687.400', 'text': "No, it's not doing me any good what I wanted to say, so the passenger herself confirmed this"}, {'start': '1687.400', 'end': '1699.360', 'text': 'situation of the feeling of security that I went through and she also said afterwards: "Ah, it also'}, {'start': '1699.360', 'end': '1702.760', 'text': 'conveys professionalism, I don\'t know what" something like that she commented said: "Ah, that\'s cool, thank you,'}, {'start': '1702.760', 'end': '1710.400', 'text': "ma'am, no, I didn't expect to hear that, but I'm glad, I'm glad you felt that"}, {'start': '1710.400', 'end': '1715.960', 'text': 'sense of professionalism too, and I always look for that, right, then I always commented, of course,'}, {'start': '1715.960', 'end': '1723.560', 'text': "when I know, of course, 90% I don't know, but when I know, I try to say it anyway. that I don't appear"}, {'start': '1723.560', 'end': '1728.680', 'text': "here, especially if I don't appear here precisely to convey this feeling to a passenger that"}, {'start': '1728.680', 'end': '1733.040', 'text': "I know exactly what I'm doing, right? That's what I want her to think that the passenger"}, {'start': '1733.040', 'end': '1737.000', 'text': "thinks that I know what I'm doing, I know what I'm doing here, I'm carrying you from here"}, {'start': '1737.000', 'end': '1743.360', 'text': "to there and nothing else, so here's a tip, I've already said this several times and I'll repeat it as long as"}, {'start': '1743.360', 'end': '1747.800', 'text': 'this channel is on the air and there are videos and I have no agenda and I have to mess around and fill'}, {'start': '1747.800', 'end': '1753.200', 'text': "a morcilla, I'm going to talk about it because I think that's an important question for an old"}, {'start': '1753.200', 'end': '1761.280', 'text': "tactist black guy about the addresses in Porto Alegre, they don't know everyone, you know, if they don't know, it's because"}, {'start': '1761.280', 'end': '1765.600', 'text': "they didn't do their job well back then, nowadays, there's no need, right, nowadays, let's agree that"}, {'start': '1765.600', 'end': '1773.360', 'text': "it's all on the GPS, but think about a taxi driver 10 years ago, I don't need to go far 10 years ago, 10 years ago,"}, {'start': '1773.360', 'end': '1780.560', 'text': 'when the GPS was just in its infancy, they knew everything, right'}, {'start': '1780.560', 'end': '1785.600', 'text': '? go up and those'}, {'start': '1785.600', 'end': '1792.320', 'text': "couldn't go up today's motorcycle couriers are everything Nutella is espacinale he was looking at his cell phone or am I wrong"}, {'start': '1792.320', 'end': '1798.320', 'text': "or am I crazy, no, I'm not criticizing today's motorcycles, nor taxi drivers, and even less"}, {'start': '1798.320', 'end': '1806.400', 'text': "about replica engines that don't know what they're interested in. It's not a criticism, but it's advice, if"}, {'start': '1806.400', 'end': '1811.400', 'text': "you're treating this here as your profession, as your service, as your"}, {'start': '1811.400', 'end': '1816.760', 'text': 'main full-time earner, which is what brings your food into your home, try to be as professional as possible, I'}, {'start': '1816.760', 'end': '1822.480', 'text': "think so. This is part of the process, knowing the addresses of your city, I'm not forcing you to"}, {'start': '1822.480', 'end': '1826.960', 'text': 'know if you live in São Léo and work in Vale dos Sinos and from time to time come to Porto Alegre'}, {'start': '1826.960', 'end': '1832.360', 'text': "[ __ ] in the same way that when I go to Novamburgo I don't know anything and I always say or"}, {'start': '1832.360', 'end': '1837.440', 'text': "try to speak in passing, I don't know the region, if I can, I'm going by GPS and"}, {'start': '1837.440', 'end': '1842.360', 'text': "if I have any tips, feel free, I'll let you know, especially when a longer trip"}, {'start': '1842.360', 'end': '1850.320', 'text': "within a There's no demerit in the region that I don't dominate, right? Just be"}, {'start': '1850.320', 'end': '1856.360', 'text': 'honest, just be honest with the passenger. Now here in the region that I work 99% of my'}, {'start': '1856.360', 'end': '1863.040', 'text': "time, when I make a mistake on the side of the street, I'm sorry"}, {'start': '1863.040', 'end': '1870.520', 'text': ", passenger. If that's not possible,"}, {'start': '1870.520', 'end': '1877.160', 'text': "it failed because I'm with myself"}, {'start': '1877.160', 'end': '1883.760', 'text': '. I think now'}, {'start': '1883.760', 'end': '1888.920', 'text': "I can show it, that's"}, {'start': '1888.920', 'end': '1894.840', 'text': 'it'}, {'start': '1895.400', 'end': '1900.840', 'text': ', before'}, {'start': '1900.840', 'end': '1915.560', 'text': 'turning on the'}, {'start': '1915.560', 'end': '1925.440', 'text': 'Whoever missed the'}, {'start': '1925.440', 'end': '1935.520', 'text': 'previous'}, {'start': '1935.520', 'end': '1940.600', 'text': 'take'}, {'start': '1940.600', 'end': '1953.480', 'text': "I 'm at Ramiro"}, {'start': '1953.480', 'end': '1964.520', 'text': 'headed'}, {'start': '1964.520', 'end': '1971.320', 'text': 'to the little'}, {'start': '1971.320', 'end': '1977.400', 'text': 'church'}, {'start': '1978.000', 'end': '1984.720', 'text': 'just like whoever goes'}, {'start': '1984.720', 'end': '1996.520', 'text': 'to shit lay down'}, {'start': '1996.520', 'end': '2004.960', 'text': 'in 31.22 km'}, {'start': '2007.000', 'end': '2011.880', 'text': 'you can be better with me sir intern you can have something better'}, {'start': '2011.880', 'end': '2016.120', 'text': "resuming my reasoning from the airport you can't be destined for anywhere else"}, {'start': '2016.120', 'end': '2020.560', 'text': "you don't receive a call from the airport and the intern tells you to get out of here if you"}, {'start': '2020.560', 'end': '2025.680', 'text': 'want to continue with that destination so I removed that is the bad part in quotation marks because'}, {'start': '2025.680', 'end': '2031.280', 'text': "destination nowadays let's agree it leaves for almost nothing right almost nothing"}, {'start': '2031.280', 'end': '2037.000', 'text': "I lost point wrong subject because I took details from this story I don't know if you know but the app"}, {'start': '2037.000', 'end': '2044.120', 'text': "has memory and the proof is or isn't it could have just been a coincidence that the only call I've received so"}, {'start': '2044.120', 'end': '2050.520', 'text': 'far at that moment was to Sapucaia which was the direction to the little church but it has'}, {'start': '2050.520', 'end': '2056.240', 'text': "memory for a call so if I arrive in Sapucaia 31 dick I'm going to do it in 15 minutes now"}, {'start': '2057.040', 'end': '2061.840', 'text': 'this could even be a good thing but I think I can try it a little longer'}, {'start': '2061.840', 'end': '2070.120', 'text': ", right? I still have 7 minutes to stay in the X area here I entered at 1:08 pm now it's 1:11 pm so I still"}, {'start': '2070.120', 'end': '2079.360', 'text': "have 7 minutes 8 6 minutes actually 7 minutes 6 minutes because I can't leave at the last one,"}, {'start': '2079.360', 'end': '2084.480', 'text': 'right ?'}, {'start': '2084.480', 'end': '2090.560', 'text': 'to park here there is a space in front of the Voyage in front of the Voyage if'}, {'start': '2090.560', 'end': '2101.440', 'text': "he doesn't if he doesn't close me he didn't close me great this lady there wait for the next request"}, {'start': '2101.440', 'end': '2109.280', 'text': 'here ok the intern is indoctrinating me now, right this lady in the car all wrecked in the'}, {'start': '2109.280', 'end': '2114.160', 'text': 'Uber area how much desire do I have to go down there and show her the sign, you know I feel'}, {'start': '2114.160', 'end': '2119.800', 'text': 'like going down and showing her the sign, can you see that sign there, oh 16 dick,'}, {'start': '2119.800', 'end': '2127.200', 'text': 'where is the bus station going? If [ __ ] shit wants to go down you can lose your place, fine, if'}, {'start': '2127.200', 'end': '2133.560', 'text': "it's about to lose, we're going to lose, we're going to lose with our heads held high, we're going to lose motivated, like I refused"}, {'start': '2133.560', 'end': '2139.080', 'text': 'two times,'}, {'start': '2139.080', 'end': '2144.600', 'text': 'he said I could lose my priority place, so I only have maybe one more call'}, {'start': '2144.600', 'end': '2155.080', 'text': "to refuse if that's the case and they're going to hope from now on that it's something at least that pays me"}, {'start': '2155.080', 'end': '2160.320', 'text': 'R$ 2 per km on Quietly'}, {'start': '2160.320', 'end': '2165.520', 'text': 'at Ramiro Barcelos, having lunch in the shade, direct'}, {'start': '2165.520', 'end': '2170.640', 'text': "him to the little church, we're going to mess up Daniel's afternoon, we're going to send him to the airport, then he's going to have"}, {'start': '2170.640', 'end': '2175.440', 'text': "to accept it for any place and that's going to happen, how many"}, {'start': '2175.440', 'end': '2184.160', 'text': "minutes do I have five more just confirm I tried 1308 it's going to stay until 1:18 pm"}, {'start': '2184.760', 'end': '2194.360', 'text': '3 17 more 4 what shit looks like Luca Donte basketball player 77 from Lake they lost yesterday by the'}, {'start': '2194.360', 'end': '2199.800', 'text': 'way they were eliminated has he arrived in Porto Alegre quickly, right? a cart'}, {'start': '2199.800', 'end': '2205.800', 'text': 'there for those who follow basketball I took a look at the boy in black passing by carrying a cart'}, {'start': '2205.800', 'end': '2213.400', 'text': "very similar to Luca Donte this one maybe on the small camera it won't be so clear, you know,"}, {'start': '2216.480', 'end': '2223.080', 'text': "he's a lot fatter than Luca Don, in fact, although for a thin person Luca Dante doesn't look like, you know, he doesn't even"}, {'start': '2223.080', 'end': '2230.280', 'text': 'look like a professional athlete but he plays a lot, he plays a lot, oh and even barrier pain now,'}, {'start': '2230.280', 'end': '2238.640', 'text': 'you know, at these times it makes me want to give up going home,'}, {'start': '2239.920', 'end': '2243.240', 'text': "but if I do that now I'll literally go into a tailspin, psychologically speaking,"}, {'start': '2243.240', 'end': '2252.600', 'text': "you know, there's no Grêmio game. to go over the river or the Inter to"}, {'start': '2252.600', 'end': '2261.160', 'text': 'dry what the fuck are you going to eat [ __ ] not even if sir intern'}, {'start': '2261.160', 'end': '2265.080', 'text': "you're going to let me make the cardboard get there at the gate and then it's going to ring"}, {'start': '2265.080', 'end': '2268.520', 'text': "then I'm going to have to do the whole lap again like I didn't do the other day that's it"}, {'start': '2268.520', 'end': '2276.880', 'text': "sir intern you're the one who's in charge of me, right Mr intern he answered me"}, {'start': '2276.880', 'end': '2287.680', 'text': "what can you be sure sir intern that I accepted this race I'm going to stay off as"}, {'start': '2287.680', 'end': '2291.240', 'text': "I've been off all the races today I don't know if you've noticed sir"}, {'start': '2291.240', 'end': '2304.440', 'text': "intern I was supposed to go over Why don't you, right? I said it, you listened to me and you told me to, right? Ah, but 31"}, {'start': '2304.440', 'end': '2315.080', 'text': 'pounds pass from the airport'}, {'start': '2315.080', 'end': '2323.440', 'text': ", don't"}, {'start': '2323.440', 'end': '2330.920', 'text': 'you, offer at least 45, at least just to fool the kids, R$ 2 per'}, {'start': '2330.920', 'end': '2341.080', 'text': 'km from the airport is the least you have to offer this intern, or am I wrong , sir, intern,'}, {'start': '2341.080', 'end': '2346.800', 'text': "I'm not wrong? He appears to be a thin guy, he's chubby over there, who am I to"}, {'start': '2346.800', 'end': '2352.040', 'text': 'talk about fat and thin here?'}, {'start': '2352.040', 'end': '2364.880', 'text': "before paying 20 for parking I'm not going to give you this spoonful of Oh what the fuck, you know"}, {'start': '2368.920', 'end': '2378.680', 'text': "how I still have two more two exit the terminal you'll be the first in line when"}, {'start': '2378.680', 'end': '2386.920', 'text': "you get back like I've never seen this message get out of the terminal you'll be the first in line"}, {'start': '2386.920', 'end': '2396.240', 'text': "when I get back oh so there we go let's go around I have nothing to lose but they're going to leave they're going to reset the"}, {'start': '2396.240', 'end': '2402.560', 'text': "clock and he he said I'm going to be the first in line when I get back I don't know why I wasn't"}, {'start': '2402.560', 'end': '2412.320', 'text': 'in line at the reader I was in preference but he said call son preferably but anyway'}, {'start': '2412.320', 'end': '2417.280', 'text': "I'm going I'm going I'm going to try one more time because the best thing I have to do from here is"}, {'start': '2417.280', 'end': '2423.920', 'text': "to drive to Ceará and position myself again. It's closer to going back to the airport than going to Ceará, right"}, {'start': '2425.320', 'end': '2435.760', 'text': ', and in theory the offer here should be better than in Ceará, it just should, right,'}, {'start': '2435.760', 'end': '2444.480', 'text': "it should, these cars at that joint are dragging, there's an anger, you know, I've already"}, {'start': '2444.480', 'end': '2448.800', 'text': "passed it, now in front there's an onyx eating three lanes and the truck"}, {'start': '2448.800', 'end': '2453.560', 'text': "doesn't know whether to go over it or to go to the side. onyx vein here you don't know where"}, {'start': '2453.560', 'end': '2467.640', 'text': "it goes there are three lanes here oh velia they spread the three behind oh the ugliest thing to see right it's me"}, {'start': '2467.640', 'end': '2477.360', 'text': "maybe but the traffic is supposed to run just like there's a maximum speed there's a minimum speed"}, {'start': '2477.360', 'end': '2487.640', 'text': "to walk 5 per hour roundabout they won't go if [ __ ] I got bored with this stop there was this time uncle"}, {'start': '2487.640', 'end': '2494.240', 'text': 'these employees left the airport shift pick up the horn oh the horn that passes here I have'}, {'start': '2494.240', 'end': '2500.800', 'text': "no idea anyway we're coming back, it's just me and Moisés Moisés is taking it back"}, {'start': '2500.800', 'end': '2506.880', 'text': "angrily, sending it to the queue to go back to the airport queue, the intern says I'll be the"}, {'start': '2506.880', 'end': '2512.280', 'text': 'first when I get back, I just want to see if I can get there and stay for 10 minutes, have to leave again'}, {'start': '2512.280', 'end': '2516.200', 'text': 'because of [ __ ] the parking lot and have wasted more than 10 minutes of my'}, {'start': '2516.200', 'end': '2526.320', 'text': "life, that's crazy, man,"}, {'start': '2527.920', 'end': '2532.600', 'text': 'if I had picked it up, I would have passed it to the guy, I was in a canoe, almost'}, {'start': '2532.600', 'end': '2541.320', 'text': 'arriving, going to São Luís, already walking past,'}, {'start': '2541.320', 'end': '2557.200', 'text': "hugging, it's a joke, old man, only on our 13 dick to where ar queélago the respect really ended, right,"}, {'start': '2557.200', 'end': '2567.080', 'text': "I had to get it out here, I don't even know where it is, it's at the top of the avenues of the neighborhoodcheto there, oh shit"}, {'start': '2567.080', 'end': '2579.360', 'text': "man, there's still going to be a race today so I can pop the balloon's mouth, I'm back, welcome,"}, {'start': '2579.360', 'end': '2587.000', 'text': "press the button to get a ticket, I took the ticket, welcome, I just want to see now if you're the first"}, {'start': '2587.000', 'end': '2593.440', 'text': "in line and if I'm going to get anything interesting, well, when I get a call,"}, {'start': '2593.440', 'end': '2600.480', 'text': "I'll let you know, in fact I'm back to the front of the line here, there's no one in front of me,"}, {'start': '2600.480', 'end': '2603.760', 'text': 'at least in the area. boarding, disembark the passengers that were here, which were half a dozen'}, {'start': '2603.760', 'end': '2609.000', 'text': 'before, there is no one else either and they are playing tururu here to pick them up for 10 15 minutes there'}, {'start': '2609.000', 'end': '2614.080', 'text': "at Sarandi, that is, they shouldn't be in priority or they shouldn't be in the queue at the airport, they shouldn't be anywhere,"}, {'start': '2614.080', 'end': '2629.960', 'text': "I 'm going there to play truco, that's what I'm going to do,"}, {'start': '2629.960', 'end': '2637.680', 'text': 'the intern'}, {'start': '2637.680', 'end': '2643.640', 'text': 'is a real son of a [ __ ], right? an'}, {'start': '2643.640', 'end': '2655.800', 'text': "idea there was 65 in the queue if I don't go 28 to cachuxa to get it at Amazonas let's go [ __ ] 23"}, {'start': '2655.800', 'end': '2665.200', 'text': "km I think she's almost 28 dicks 23 km I'm going"}, {'start': '2665.200', 'end': '2673.880', 'text': "to do it just to punish myself, you know that loud flogging is what I'm going to do"}, {'start': '2673.880', 'end': '2691.640', 'text': "now I'm going here, man without a lash, man, man, but first let me tell you, then I was going there on 65, it's"}, {'start': '2691.640', 'end': '2701.760', 'text': "crazy this whole afternoon there to get who knows what next and then when I'm I entered Avenida"}, {'start': '2701.760', 'end': '2711.480', 'text': 'dos states here Zarajar Zara Jarros played 45 dicks for Sabucaia in Tururu to pick up where'}, {'start': '2711.480', 'end': '2719.680', 'text': "at the airport that's not possible just a little bit I was in there now"}, {'start': '2719.680', 'end': '2724.640', 'text': "talking to you saying that I wanted to do sacai for 45 what was the part you didn't"}, {'start': '2724.640', 'end': '2733.440', 'text': 'hear so I went to pick up someone who was faster than me obviously right it was a good race'}, {'start': '2733.440', 'end': '2739.440', 'text': "it was 22 to 45 now to do 28 to 23 I'm not going to cancel this shit"}, {'start': '2740.360', 'end': '2742.680', 'text': "it's just to position myself better I deny doing these"}, {'start': '2742.680', 'end': '2747.520', 'text': "things, I've already punished"}, {'start': '2747.520', 'end': '2759.320', 'text': "myself enough, I've already been punished enough, I'm not going to go to Cachuxo 23 km for 28 dick, you're crazy Daniel"}, {'start': '2759.320', 'end': '2766.440', 'text': 'will see you, go home and do nothing which is better than doing 23 for 28'}, {'start': '2768.880', 'end': '2771.920', 'text': 'intern son of a [ __ ] go back to the game then'}, {'start': '2771.920', 'end': '2777.080', 'text': 'pick it up here in Portugal to take it there to Juvenel Miller in Rio'}, {'start': '2777.080', 'end': '2788.360', 'text': "White, I don't know, it had never happened to me or if it had, I didn't, I never paid"}, {'start': '2788.360', 'end': '2796.040', 'text': 'attention, I took the destination there where I was at the church,'}, {'start': '2796.040', 'end': '2800.240', 'text': 'I went to the airport then I received the notification, go to the waiting area, then I received'}, {'start': '2800.240', 'end': '2804.320', 'text': 'the notification, go, in fact, go to the boarding area, then go to the'}, {'start': '2804.320', 'end': '2813.120', 'text': 'waiting area, I did all this, right, until I left the airport and'}, {'start': '2813.120', 'end': '2819.560', 'text': "the destination filter continues to appear there, as if it had some kind of filter activated, but it's not,"}, {'start': '2819.560', 'end': '2827.440', 'text': 'I already checked there, the message continues to appear there, how can I read it?'}, {'start': '2827.440', 'end': '2833.880', 'text': "I'm off for a run now,"}, {'start': '2833.880', 'end': '2842.240', 'text': "I'm off by the way, I'm actually going to"}, {'start': '2842.240', 'end': '2850.480', 'text': 'let the app go off after'}, {'start': '2850.480', 'end': '2859.440', 'text': "I finish Suzane's run to see if that message disappears, it seems to be a bug, right?"}, {'start': '2859.440', 'end': '2866.000', 'text': "It wouldn't keep"}, {'start': '2866.000', 'end': '2871.240', 'text': 'the destination after I removed it'}, {'start': '2871.240', 'end': '2884.520', 'text': ". 13 for six, it's not comfortable, it's more than that, let's"}, {'start': '2884.520', 'end': '2894.680', 'text': "respect it, I found a button that said filtering trips there, even if I didn't have any destination,"}, {'start': '2894.680', 'end': '2900.080', 'text': "I didn't know that button there, it was so long that I hadn't used the defined destination, in fact,"}, {'start': '2900.080', 'end': '2907.000', 'text': "I hadn't realized it yet"}, {'start': '2907.000', 'end': '2913.960', 'text': "or it had changed in the last few days, I didn't see it anyway, we'll never"}, {'start': '2913.960', 'end': '2921.680', 'text': 'know'}, {'start': '2921.680', 'end': '2928.320', 'text': '. How is it chaos here to disembark passengers for those going to the'}, {'start': '2928.320', 'end': '2938.520', 'text': 'waterfront to the skate park to R leave triple queue triple queue I thought about not coming here with this'}, {'start': '2938.520', 'end': '2943.520', 'text': 'shitty couple sometimes it has nothing to do with my dissatisfaction look at the number of'}, {'start': '2943.520', 'end': '2950.040', 'text': "people it looks like they are going to a football game, right the theory of the event now it's 10 to 5 in the afternoon"}, {'start': '2950.040', 'end': '2954.440', 'text': "here, you don't need to show much I think it's spit and spit, right I'm on the Avenue"}, {'start': '2954.440', 'end': '2960.840', 'text': 'Prade de Belas Parque Marinha and all the people there that you see going to Orla'}, {'start': '2961.480', 'end': '2966.080', 'text': "oh how cool that the square is closed I'll have to go there at [ __ ] to make a return event theory"}, {'start': '2966.080', 'end': '2969.360', 'text': 'there'}, {'start': '2969.360', 'end': '2975.280', 'text': "'s no way it's going to play here at all, you can see the number of people"}, {'start': '2975.280', 'end': '2980.640', 'text': 'there, just the vast majority of them saw these Ubers that are all stopped to my left here and with me too,'}, {'start': '2980.640', 'end': '2986.200', 'text': "right? there's an event there"}, {'start': '2986.200', 'end': '2993.920', 'text': "because I refused and the square is closed oh no it's not closed I missed the queue and now I'm not going to jump"}, {'start': '2993.920', 'end': '2999.640', 'text': 'because this traffic light here at Cecília Merelles is open for 15 seconds and'}, {'start': '2999.640', 'end': '3005.960', 'text': "closed for almost 2 minutes crossing getting there on the other side takes an eternity and yes there's an event right in Praça"}, {'start': '3005.960', 'end': '3014.400', 'text': "Itália here, I have no idea what it is, it's full of beer businesses there, I'm already"}, {'start': '3014.400', 'end': '3020.000', 'text': "interested just so I don't miss out anyway, now I'm going to burn a can here, right? hit a can,"}, {'start': '3020.000', 'end': '3026.840', 'text': 'man, man, man, as Rogério would say, they go there to Botafogo and there in the first shadow I'}, {'start': '3026.840', 'end': '3033.000', 'text': 'stop to wait for the main passenger of the day, the next one goes to that countryside there'}, {'start': '3033.000', 'end': '3037.440', 'text': "that I spent once in my life walking around, just like whoever goes for shit, I wasn't an"}, {'start': '3037.440', 'end': '3043.360', 'text': 'app driver yet in that one in that middle there between Nova Santa Rita and Capela de Santana,'}, {'start': '3043.360', 'end': '3048.760', 'text': "I know there are several alone, it's very beautiful, that region, by the way, one day I want to go back there, but not"}, {'start': '3048.760', 'end': '3054.640', 'text': 'with a app driver or at least paying me well b again, stop. beautiful nine dicks, no way,'}, {'start': '3054.640', 'end': '3061.360', 'text': "I'm here in the village of Vila Gran Cabrita in Jardim P, the Partenon neighborhood, for those who don't know, it's between"}, {'start': '3061.360', 'end': '3068.760', 'text': 'Ipiranga and Bento Barão and Euclides da Cunha, this region here Jardim P even has a bus line'}, {'start': '3068.760', 'end': '3075.240', 'text': 'that comes here, the end of the line is this way, send these streets here on my left,'}, {'start': '3077.120', 'end': '3084.280', 'text': '57 dicks now rang for this sock there, the road picadão arrived and I got goose bumps, ui'}, {'start': '3084.280', 'end': '3091.080', 'text': 'picadão, what was that like, how do you know that was what I wanted? I wanted 57 dick, I lost'}, {'start': '3091.080', 'end': '3095.400', 'text': 'time to see how long and how many kilometers because I went to open the map to really see'}, {'start': '3095.400', 'end': '3100.160', 'text': "where it was, it said Nova Santa Rita but I saw that the map wasn't where I thought it was going,"}, {'start': '3100.160', 'end': '3105.280', 'text': "okay, I was going, I was going, I was going, I was going, it's almost Santana chapel, so there in that middle, imagine"}, {'start': '3105.280', 'end': '3108.840', 'text': 'taking a trip'}, {'start': '3108.840', 'end': '3117.560', 'text': 'there now and then coming back at night in the middle of that dirt room, it must be'}, {'start': '3117.560', 'end': '3122.480', 'text': 'dirt, right?'}, {'start': '3122.480', 'end': '3130.520', 'text': "It's desperate, something like that, it's disgusting to work today, it's disgusting to work,"}, {'start': '3130.520', 'end': '3134.880', 'text': 'I should have gone home about 10 times,'}, {'start': '3134.880', 'end': '3140.560', 'text': "I just didn't go because I didn't touch any of the"}, {'start': '3140.560', 'end': '3146.600', 'text': "southern areas. I think the intern already understands me, you know, he's already realized that if he touches a southern area,"}, {'start': '3146.600', 'end': '3156.240', 'text': 'maybe he wo'}, {'start': '3156.240', 'end': '3162.640', 'text': "n't go back. Here at the"}, {'start': '3162.640', 'end': '3171.720', 'text': "PUC hospital, no one can say that I didn't try today, no one"}, {'start': '3173.640', 'end': '3180.320', 'text': "but the fact is that I didn't succeed. It's 7 o'clock at night and I've now reached the"}, {'start': '3180.320', 'end': '3194.440', 'text': 'R$ 200 mark and 136 km driven so far it was 6:20 I left an old man there at Dr'}, {'start': '3194.440', 'end': '3200.000', 'text': "Vale in those old people's houses there, Dr Vale just before the access to"}, {'start': '3200.000', 'end': '3207.440', 'text': 'Maniz de Vento Hospital, I parked right in front of the water tank there and I headed'}, {'start': '3207.440', 'end': '3215.360', 'text': 'towards Ipanema I was there in Torval and I stayed there for about 15 minutes refusing as if there was no'}, {'start': '3215.360', 'end': '3223.520', 'text': 'tomorrow because it rang everywhere, bring the ticket closer with the code facing'}, {'start': '3223.520', 'end': '3231.080', 'text': 'the open gate in the metropolitan region of Porto Alegre with the poor price except for the'}, {'start': '3231.080', 'end': '3239.520', 'text': "south zone of Porto Alegre, it just didn't ring for the south zone of Porto Alegre, nothing, far south, Restinga,"}, {'start': '3239.520', 'end': '3247.720', 'text': "Ipanema, Cristal or carpet [ __ ] none [ __ ] none didn't even ring the PUC hospital"}, {'start': '3248.240', 'end': '3254.560', 'text': "to accept it must be there going to work and there will be a shift change at 7 o'clock there and I'm going"}, {'start': '3254.560', 'end': '3263.400', 'text': 'to change regions and maybe here at the PUC hospital I can get something better, no'}, {'start': '3263.400', 'end': '3268.560', 'text': "I couldn't I'm going empty at the moment just for comfort I had X on because the C"}, {'start': '3268.560', 'end': '3280.120', 'text': 'is'}, {'start': '3280.120', 'end': '3284.480', 'text': 'ringing one every 100 now I turned'}, {'start': '3284.480', 'end': '3292.320', 'text': "off ] empty I just don't want to be angry anymore today,"}, {'start': '3292.320', 'end': '3300.680', 'text': "that's crazy, it's just ours, I'm finishing the video here,"}, {'start': '3300.680', 'end': '3313.160', 'text': "so in reality it was supposed to be a day off, good for those who managed it, I'm happy"}, {'start': '3313.160', 'end': '3320.720', 'text': 'with those who managed to take this day off, I already took my two forced days off this month'}, {'start': '3320.720', 'end': '3326.480', 'text': "at the beginning of this week because I had the flu, so anyway, I already said that in yesterday's video,"}, {'start': '3327.160', 'end': '3340.680', 'text': 'so in this matter everything is ok, but I imagined a bureaucratic service today,'}, {'start': '3340.680', 'end': '3349.520', 'text': "uh, beans and rice, that's not what came, that's not what came and I tried until now"}, {'start': '3350.040', 'end': '3354.760', 'text': "and I was thinking I didn't get any trip to the South Zone all day and maybe"}, {'start': '3354.760', 'end': '3361.680', 'text': 'the intern is aware, right who says that Saturday Saturday not so much even though I miscarried'}, {'start': '3361.680', 'end': '3370.040', 'text': "on a few Saturdays recently but on Sunday 3 4 hours in the afternoon the business isn't"}, {'start': '3370.040', 'end': '3375.760', 'text': "going well first South Zone takes me and I go and I'm wise, you know that today he didn't do it, no, it didn't"}, {'start': '3375.760', 'end': '3381.320', 'text': "give me that race, it didn't come, it's impressive, it always comes, oh, there was a new town one hour, there wasn't"}, {'start': '3381.320', 'end': '3388.600', 'text': ", I'm already there. confusing it with yesterday a conf costing R$ 51 I think it was yesterday yes today I"}, {'start': '3388.600', 'end': '3396.280', 'text': 'would have done it for sure yesterday it rang at 6:30 7 am I was recording this including that'}, {'start': '3396.280', 'end': '3404.800', 'text': "today it shouldn't be anything I tried but in reality I couldn't so let's admit defeat we lost"}, {'start': '3404.800', 'end': '3413.040', 'text': 'today we lost today we lost sagio we lost it was over patience I carried the mission – the result'}, {'start': '3413.040', 'end': '3424.480', 'text': 'was shameful right and I was always here you only realized in the duvet in the puff on the'}, {'start': '3424.480', 'end': '3434.400', 'text': "pillow what you offered me outside No, it didn't motivate me, I did that trick of staying there at the"}, {'start': '3434.400', 'end': '3441.200', 'text': 'airport, I lost half an hour on that job, you know, but an hour that I could have lost in quotation marks because'}, {'start': '3441.200', 'end': '3447.080', 'text': 'there I was betting on taking a little run for GPA and then coming back in the late afternoon'}, {'start': '3447.080', 'end': '3458.960', 'text': "and it didn't happen anyway, it didn't happen, it didn't work out, we lost, didn't I, I'm sure my performance was"}, {'start': '3458.960', 'end': '3464.440', 'text': "much better than Grêmio yesterday, for example, since I talked about Grêmio in today's video, what"}, {'start': '3464.440', 'end': '3472.000', 'text': 'a ridiculous thing that game was, right, what a shameful thing that Grêmio game was yesterday,'}, {'start': '3472.000', 'end': '3476.920', 'text': "thank God I didn't receive horns today, one or the other always comes, today none comes, I think it"}, {'start': '3476.920', 'end': '3483.720', 'text': "'s out of pity, right, I think even those in the know feel sorry for the Tricolor, because it's very ugly, so"}, {'start': '3483.720', 'end': '3489.400', 'text': "that's it, I've already turned around here, now take the São Jorge viaduct towards the south zone and apparently it won't"}, {'start': '3489.400', 'end': '3495.320', 'text': 'play. 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