Svamp | A Short Film by Charlotta Miller (with English subtitles)
MAGNETFILM
[{'start': '14.000', 'end': '19.760', 'text': "We've talked about evolution for a while.  Today"}, {'start': '17.119', 'end': '21.640', 'text': 'we can actually see it.  One could'}, {'start': '19.760', 'end': '23.960', 'text': "say that today's research into the"}, {'start': '21.640', 'end': '26.720', 'text': 'evolution of life is a meeting between'}, {'start': '23.960', 'end': '29.880', 'text': 'revolutionary new technology and old'}, {'start': '26.720', 'end': '34.320', 'text': 'questions.  Because when genetic researchers started to'}, {'start': '29.880', 'end': '34.320', 'text': 'look more closely at our genetic predispositions, our'}, {'start': '34.559', 'end': '39.480', 'text': 'DNA, they began to see it in the light of'}, {'start': '39.559', 'end': '45.399', 'text': 'evolution.  Classic questions that are now'}, {'start': '42.200', 'end': '48.399', 'text': 'starting to get new answers with the help of genetic engineering'}, {'start': '45.399', 'end': '50.760', 'text': 'are who is switched off with whom.  We would love to be'}, {'start': '48.399', 'end': '53.640', 'text': 'able to put a label on all'}, {'start': '50.760', 'end': '58.640', 'text': 'gynos.  For example, we can now see that'}, {'start': '53.640', 'end': '60.199', 'text': 'a whale is basically a swimming camel.'}, {'start': '60.199', 'end': '63.800', 'text': "It's not obvious when you see"}, {'start': '61.600', 'end': '66.080', 'text': 'it exactly, but the fact is that we have been'}, {'start': '63.800', 'end': '68.479', 'text': 'forced to move a lot of branches on the'}, {'start': '84.520', 'end': '91.439', 'text': 'tree of life.  Yes.  Hello.'}, {'start': '87.320', 'end': '94.360', 'text': "Hello.  It's me.  Hello.  How is it?"}, {'start': '91.439', 'end': '97.840', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '94.360', 'end': '97.840', 'text': 'How has it been?'}, {'start': '99.600', 'end': '103.119', 'text': 'But how did it go?'}, {'start': '103.680', 'end': '106.880', 'text': "I'm going to die."}, {'start': '105.840', 'end': '109.520', 'text': 'Hang'}, {'start': '106.880', 'end': '114.240', 'text': "up.  What is it that He said he can't"}, {'start': '109.520', 'end': '118.479', 'text': 'meet anymore.  Yeah.'}, {'start': '114.240', 'end': '118.479', 'text': 'Yes, at first he said there was no'}, {'start': '118.520', 'end': '124.280', 'text': "time.  Then he said there wasn't enough time."}, {'start': '124.840', 'end': '131.599', 'text': 'Then he said he was in love with someone else.'}, {'start': '127.560', 'end': '133.519', 'text': 'But he told me all the time.'}, {'start': '131.599', 'end': '138.120', 'text': 'But that sounds absolutely crazy.'}, {'start': '133.519', 'end': '138.120', 'text': 'Yes.  Yes.  What a [ __ ] [ __ ].'}, {'start': '141.040', 'end': '145.400', 'text': "Well, now they've at least cut back on"}, {'start': '142.640', 'end': '146.800', 'text': 'my hours.  It feels so fun.'}, {'start': '145.400', 'end': '149.879', 'text': 'And then I heard that I think he'}, {'start': '146.800', 'end': '152.720', 'text': 'gave me some [ __ ] venereal disease.'}, {'start': '149.879', 'end': '156.879', 'text': "Stop, I'm going to die."}, {'start': '152.720', 'end': '159.400', 'text': 'Hang up.  You will not die.'}, {'start': '156.879', 'end': '163.800', 'text': 'Yes.  No.'}, {'start': '159.400', 'end': '163.800', 'text': "Itching like hell and I'm going to die."}, {'start': '165.440', 'end': '170.480', 'text': "No, but it doesn't have to be,"}, {'start': '169.040', 'end': '172.680', 'text': "maybe it's"}, {'start': '170.480', 'end': '176.080', 'text': 'fungus.  It could be fungus.  I have had'}, {'start': '172.680', 'end': '178.599', 'text': "mushrooms.  It's disgusting.  It"}, {'start': '176.080', 'end': '180.640', 'text': 'also itches.  But you just have to buy something at the'}, {'start': '178.599', 'end': '182.440', 'text': "pharmacy.  I can, I don't know.  I think"}, {'start': '180.640', 'end': '185.000', 'text': 'I have some old ointment or something left'}, {'start': '182.440', 'end': '188.080', 'text': 'or Yes, but you know you get those'}, {'start': '185.000', 'end': '191.879', 'text': 'little ones.  But she went crazy.'}, {'start': '188.080', 'end': '194.280', 'text': 'Who then?  The aunt in ninth grade.'}, {'start': '191.879', 'end': '195.959', 'text': 'What is she doing now?'}, {'start': '194.280', 'end': '197.680', 'text': "She's like 100 years old and now she's standing down"}, {'start': '195.959', 'end': '201.680', 'text': 'in the yard completely [ __ ] naked and just'}, {'start': '197.680', 'end': '206.159', 'text': 'screaming.  Naked you, are you kidding me?'}, {'start': '201.680', 'end': '209.760', 'text': "No, I'm not kidding.  What?  God, how"}, {'start': '206.159', 'end': '209.760', 'text': 'sick.  What are you doing now'}, {'start': '210.599', 'end': '214.000', 'text': '?  But'}, {'start': '215.080', 'end': '221.799', 'text': 'then tell me.  But what does she do?'}, {'start': '219.439', 'end': '221.799', 'text': 'God, how'}, {'start': '224.920', 'end': '229.159', 'text': "sick.  Well, now they've at least drunk"}, {'start': '226.920', 'end': '230.799', 'text': 'down to my hours and it feels like'}, {'start': '229.159', 'end': '233.159', 'text': "I'm going to die.  He's given me some"}, {'start': '230.799', 'end': '237.360', 'text': '[ __ ] [ __ ].'}, {'start': '233.159', 'end': '241.239', 'text': 'Yes, but stop now.  You have fungus.'}, {'start': '237.360', 'end': '244.239', 'text': 'You dare to buy one so that What is it?'}, {'start': '241.239', 'end': '244.239', 'text': 'Wait.'}, {'start': '245.959', 'end': '249.400', 'text': 'Hello.   It'}, {'start': '247.519', 'end': '251.319', 'text': "'s me.  Can you let me in?  I'm"}, {'start': '249.400', 'end': '254.040', 'text': 'just going to get my stuff.  The jacket and'}, {'start': '251.319', 'end': '254.040', 'text': "the frying pan.  It's going"}, {'start': '257.680', 'end': '262.639', 'text': 'fast.'}, {'start': '260.359', 'end': '265.400', 'text': 'Hello.'}, {'start': '262.639', 'end': '269.160', 'text': 'Hello'}, {'start': '265.400', 'end': '272.360', 'text': 'Kathrin.  Hello.  Hello.  Hello.  Hello.'}, {'start': '269.160', 'end': '274.039', 'text': 'Hello.  What is happening?'}, {'start': '272.360', 'end': '277.680', 'text': 'He is'}, {'start': '274.039', 'end': '278.880', 'text': 'here.  But what the hell.'}, {'start': '277.680', 'end': '281.479', 'text': 'He is standing'}, {'start': '278.880', 'end': '283.280', 'text': "outside here.  But don't let him in.   Do"}, {'start': '281.479', 'end': '285.759', 'text': "n't [ __ ] let him in.  Say you"}, {'start': '283.280', 'end': '287.840', 'text': "'re not home.  Open the door.  He brought"}, {'start': '285.759', 'end': '289.320', 'text': 'back his things.'}, {'start': '287.840', 'end': '291.039', 'text': "It's itchy between my legs.  He wants"}, {'start': '289.320', 'end': '292.680', 'text': 'his stuff back.  Yes, but what the hell.'}, {'start': '291.039', 'end': '295.199', 'text': 'Throw them off the balcony or something.'}, {'start': '292.680', 'end': '299.400', 'text': 'Then can you let me in, Katrin?  I know'}, {'start': '295.199', 'end': '299.400', 'text': "you're home.  You answered."}, {'start': '300.479', 'end': '305.759', 'text': 'You, not him, owed you money.  1000'}, {'start': '303.800', 'end': '308.280', 'text': 'bucks.  Hello.  Have you gotten them back'}, {'start': '305.759', 'end': '311.160', 'text': 'then?  Okay.  Have you gotten them back?'}, {'start': '308.280', 'end': '313.560', 'text': 'Excuse me then.  Sorry.  Last week'}, {'start': '311.160', 'end': '315.520', 'text': 'she said he loves me.  I just want to'}, {'start': '313.560', 'end': '317.280', 'text': 'come in.  I love him, you understand.'}, {'start': '315.520', 'end': '320.080', 'text': "No, I don't understand anything.  My jacket and"}, {'start': '317.280', 'end': '322.400', 'text': "the frying pan.  Scratch it and I'll go later."}, {'start': '320.080', 'end': '324.120', 'text': 'Okay.  Like hell.'}, {'start': '322.400', 'end': '325.960', 'text': 'Yes, but then'}, {'start': '325.960', 'end': '328.960', 'text': 'Hall'}, {'start': '329.120', 'end': '334.840', 'text': "Katrin can't.  But what the hell is she doing?"}, {'start': '347.080', 'end': '350.080', 'text': 'Hello, Katrin.'}, {'start': '355.199', 'end': '360.440', 'text': 'Hello hello hello hello hello.'}, {'start': '362.280', 'end': '364.680', 'text': 'just'}, {'start': '367.720', 'end': '370.720', 'text': 'answer'}, {'start': '376.000', 'end': '380.039', 'text': "Kathrin, I'll hang up"}, {'start': '381.520', 'end': '387.160', 'text': "now Katrine.  I'm hanging up"}, {'start': '385.039', 'end': '391.400', 'text': 'now.'}, {'start': '387.160', 'end': '396.400', 'text': "Hello.  No, I'm hanging up now."}, {'start': '391.400', 'end': '399.800', 'text': 'Hello.  Hello.  Where the hell did you go?'}, {'start': '396.400', 'end': '401.759', 'text': "I won't get my money back."}, {'start': '399.800', 'end': '404.759', 'text': 'Yes, but you just say you want'}, {'start': '401.759', 'end': '408.080', 'text': 'them back.  I have to hang up.  Yes, but'}, {'start': '404.759', 'end': '409.759', 'text': 'come on now.  You just got a fungus.  You'}, {'start': '408.080', 'end': '412.880', 'text': 'will not die.  You just buy some ointment like that'}, {'start': '409.759', 'end': '414.120', 'text': '.  That may be so.'}, {'start': '412.880', 'end': '417.000', 'text': 'Yes, but in any case, I have to go and'}, {'start': '414.120', 'end': '418.199', 'text': 'have another meeting with this boss.'}, {'start': '417.000', 'end': '420.080', 'text': "And that's so crazy.  I have"}, {'start': '418.199', 'end': '422.400', 'text': 'worked there for five years.   The'}, {'start': '420.080', 'end': '425.000', 'text': 'whales then are both whales and'}, {'start': '422.400', 'end': '426.520', 'text': 'dolphins.  They belong to a branch'}, {'start': '425.000', 'end': '428.000', 'text': 'that goes out from the tree of life and then'}, {'start': '426.520', 'end': '430.680', 'text': 'we follow it back and look for'}, {'start': '428.000', 'end': '432.400', 'text': 'where it meets other animals.  What'}, {'start': '430.680', 'end': '435.080', 'text': 'animals are really very similar to whales'}, {'start': '432.400', 'end': '437.160', 'text': '?  And then it turned out that then we come'}, {'start': '435.080', 'end': '440.560', 'text': 'to what we call'}, {'start': '437.160', 'end': '443.120', 'text': "ungulates.  That's where the cow belongs, for example, and"}, {'start': '440.560', 'end': '446.840', 'text': 'there we have the pigs.  But we also have'}, {'start': '443.120', 'end': '449.160', 'text': 'things like camels and it turns out that'}, {'start': '446.840', 'end': '452.400', 'text': 'among all the other mammals, whales are'}, {'start': '449.160', 'end': '452.400', 'text': 'closer'}]