ખાતામાં અચાનક પૈસા//Gujarati Comedy Video//ગુજરાતી કોમેડી વિડીયો @SBHINDUSTANI
RAJA TEJBAI
[{'start': '3.590', 'end': '6.809', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '9.840', 'end': '17.440', 'text': "Oh, you are a fool,\nyou are a fool, we  If that's the case, let's"}, {'start': '74.479', 'end': '82.400', 'text': "go to the cow. Don't worry now. There's no one to\nchew their cud. I'm a sucker for"}, {'start': '82.400', 'end': '91.280', 'text': "iron. What's this? I don't want to take anything. I'll take"}, {'start': '137.120', 'end': '144.840', 'text': "this cud alone. I'll stand there and"}, {'start': '154.599', 'end': '163.000', 'text': "eat it. Oh, my dear, you're not here."}, {'start': '163.000', 'end': '169.760', 'text': 'You'}, {'start': '169.760', 'end': '177.280', 'text': 'Why do I come here to kill the auto? The'}, {'start': '177.280', 'end': '184.480', 'text': 'housewife who eats every year\nasks the cow. Every year, she eats only'}, {'start': '184.480', 'end': '189.120', 'text': 'two cows. If they steal from the whole cow, then\nthese two belong to someone else. I have'}, {'start': '189.120', 'end': '195.200', 'text': 'come to kill the auto. I have come to kill the auto. If I\nsteal from the whole cow, then I will'}, {'start': '195.200', 'end': '205.360', 'text': 'not pick up the godown. Oh,\nyou are talking too much. Gafur, take it away.'}, {'start': '205.360', 'end': '210.879', 'text': 'I have come to do this. Tell me, my\nson, my son, if you want to kill me,'}, {'start': '210.879', 'end': '218.159', 'text': "eat me. When will I take the chicken? Gafurji\n's tax from house to house and take chicken? If you have a"}, {'start': '218.159', 'end': '224.720', 'text': 'free meal, go and take it. Come on, take\nthis 10 rupees. If you come to take it, take it yourself. If'}, {'start': '224.720', 'end': '232.040', 'text': 'God has one rupee,\nyou talk to him.'}, {'start': '232.840', 'end': '242.080', 'text': 'You are a lemon. If you\nsteal, take two things instead of one. If you'}, {'start': '242.080', 'end': '251.519', 'text': 'steal, take it or go to jail.  If you\nlook at me like this, give me this one piece of cloth, I'}, {'start': '251.519', 'end': '258.720', 'text': 'know that Gafuji is giving it for free,\neverything'}, {'start': '260.950', 'end': '263.990', 'text': '[Music] is'}, {'start': '265.960', 'end': '272.320', 'text': 'not worth it,\nwe have given everything, you have given me one dong,'}, {'start': '272.320', 'end': '276.960', 'text': 'this is what I think is happening, I think you will\ncome to your house to take it, you will'}, {'start': '276.960', 'end': '284.000', 'text': 'not come to take it, then you will\nrun us to Tota, so today is fine, what is the piece of cloth,'}, {'start': '284.000', 'end': '289.680', 'text': 'you are going to sell it in the market, then I will give you a bag to take it, then'}, {'start': '337.000', 'end': '343.400', 'text': 'I will give you a domfar, domar, domar, domar, domfar  No, I did it,\nyou came with'}, {'start': '343.400', 'end': '350.840', 'text': 'a woman and I saw your gossiper, you came with a woman,'}, {'start': '354.560', 'end': '364.560', 'text': 'aha, show me this,\nshow'}, {'start': '401.120', 'end': '407.840', 'text': 'me this, baby, aha'}]