Nancy SALVA a los PERROS PARADOS de La CQ en su partido de futbol | La CQ Nuevo Ingreso | C29 T2
El 5
[{'start': '2.000', 'end': '6.240', 'text': "Don't let Clodomira catch us, her lunch"}, {'start': '3.919', 'end': '8.080', 'text': 'followed us here.  And with the fact that they'}, {'start': '6.240', 'end': '10.240', 'text': 'raised the price of pambazos at the'}, {'start': '8.080', 'end': '13.240', 'text': 'cafeteria, I no longer have enough for my'}, {'start': '15.880', 'end': '21.680', 'text': "champion's breakfast.  Green bean sandwich with"}, {'start': '18.720', 'end': '24.840', 'text': 'hard-boiled egg.  I ate worse when you invited me to your'}, {'start': '21.680', 'end': '28.119', 'text': "house, dude.  Hey, what's wrong?  My mom is a"}, {'start': '24.840', 'end': '32.400', 'text': 'great cook.  She does everything great.'}, {'start': '28.119', 'end': '32.400', 'text': 'by telling you to cut my hair.'}, {'start': '32.599', 'end': '41.160', 'text': 'Well, he should hide his talents.'}, {'start': '36.960', 'end': '41.160', 'text': 'A banana peel.  Without'}, {'start': '41.480', 'end': '46.199', 'text': 'banana and the change.'}, {'start': '44.800', 'end': '48.399', 'text': 'Hey.  Everyone has seen where'}, {'start': '46.199', 'end': '48.399', 'text': 'my'}, {'start': '48.559', 'end': '55.120', 'text': 'saddles ended up.  Oh, how reckless.  Who'}, {'start': '52.320', 'end': '57.320', 'text': 'left a banana peel?  Oh'}, {'start': '55.120', 'end': '60.199', 'text': "yes.  You really can't trust anyone in this school anymore"}, {'start': '57.320', 'end': '64.439', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '60.199', 'end': '66.640', 'text': "My leg.  Oh, I can't feel my leg."}, {'start': '64.439', 'end': '69.600', 'text': "Oh, well, how are you going to feel it if it's"}, {'start': '66.640', 'end': '74.240', 'text': 'bent to the opposite side?'}, {'start': '69.600', 'end': '74.240', 'text': 'His leg is turned around.'}, {'start': '74.560', 'end': '82.600', 'text': 'Okay.  Keep calm,'}, {'start': '77.759', 'end': '84.720', 'text': 'Mini.  Ah, his leg bent.'}, {'start': '82.600', 'end': '84.720', 'text': 'aux'}, {'start': '84.970', 'end': '90.560', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '86.200', 'end': '92.119', 'text': "chilio.  His leg was was.  I won't be"}, {'start': '90.560', 'end': '94.799', 'text': 'able to get that image out of my'}, {'start': '92.119', 'end': '96.600', 'text': 'head for about a week.  But how did'}, {'start': '94.799', 'end': '100.360', 'text': 'a banana peel get into the'}, {'start': '96.600', 'end': '102.880', 'text': "locker room?  Oh, I don't know, but you know they"}, {'start': '100.360', 'end': '106.920', 'text': 'say fruits and vegetables'}, {'start': '102.880', 'end': '108.600', 'text': 'are from the devil.  Choche, nobody says that.'}, {'start': '106.920', 'end': '110.880', 'text': 'I mean, they do taste horrible.  They are'}, {'start': '108.600', 'end': '113.560', 'text': 'bland, but they are not that'}, {'start': '110.880', 'end': '115.159', 'text': "bad either.  Hey, I don't want to discourage you,"}, {'start': '113.560', 'end': '117.719', 'text': 'but this week is the game against'}, {'start': '115.159', 'end': '119.960', 'text': 'the Belén donkeys from Secondary School 14. They'}, {'start': '117.719', 'end': '124.680', 'text': "'re coming tough and without Alan we can't"}, {'start': '119.960', 'end': '128.679', 'text': 'win.  Oh, Sofi, Sofi, and my'}, {'start': '124.680', 'end': '132.520', 'text': 'little brother.  Jacki, you have to be strong'}, {'start': '128.679', 'end': '135.640', 'text': 'because your brother is huge.  Oh, tell me'}, {'start': '132.520', 'end': '138.480', 'text': "something I don't know.  Ah, dodo birds"}, {'start': '135.640', 'end': '142.200', 'text': 'went extinct almost 400 years ago.  I'}, {'start': '138.480', 'end': '144.879', 'text': "bet you didn't know that.  He knew everything.  Oh, but it did"}, {'start': '142.200', 'end': '147.560', 'text': 'hit very badly.  It flew out like'}, {'start': '144.879', 'end': '147.560', 'text': 'snot when you'}, {'start': '152.720', 'end': '159.040', 'text': 'sneeze.  Nothing to be done.  Alan'}, {'start': '156.239', 'end': '164.920', 'text': 'will not be able to play against the walls of'}, {'start': '159.040', 'end': '169.080', 'text': "Bethlehem.  It's the end.  We're going to lose."}, {'start': '164.920', 'end': '172.239', 'text': "Damn, it's me, Nancy, toxic and loyal"}, {'start': '169.080', 'end': '177.319', 'text': 'unrecognized bad friend.'}, {'start': '172.239', 'end': '181.040', 'text': "Nancy, I lost it twice.  No, I'm too young"}, {'start': '177.319', 'end': '184.000', 'text': 'to be a widow.'}, {'start': '181.040', 'end': '187.040', 'text': 'Rcky, it smells like onion.'}, {'start': '184.000', 'end': '189.280', 'text': 'Oh, since someone stole my'}, {'start': '187.040', 'end': '191.200', 'text': "lunch this morning, I've been carrying"}, {'start': '189.280', 'end': '192.790', 'text': 'my longaniza tacos with chicken feet here in my jacket'}, {'start': '191.200', 'end': '195.860', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '192.790', 'end': '195.860', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '197.540', 'end': '201.870', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '198.810', 'end': '201.870', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '201.890', 'end': '210.040', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '207.120', 'end': '212.360', 'text': "I'm fine."}, {'start': '210.040', 'end': '215.040', 'text': 'And what are you doing here?  Is there a meeting of'}, {'start': '212.360', 'end': '217.200', 'text': 'nerds or what?  Nancy, I came to try out'}, {'start': '215.040', 'end': '222.000', 'text': "to be a forward.  It's not obvious,"}, {'start': '217.200', 'end': '224.720', 'text': "Gabi, huh.  No, it's not obvious.  And Nancy, don't make"}, {'start': '222.000', 'end': '226.400', 'text': 'me laugh.   I ca'}, {'start': '224.720', 'end': '230.599', 'text': "n't make you laugh because I haven't"}, {'start': '226.400', 'end': '234.959', 'text': 'told any jokes with your name on them.'}, {'start': '230.599', 'end': '237.760', 'text': 'Did you know?  What is my shampoo?   It'}, {'start': '234.959', 'end': '239.599', 'text': 'comes with all the omens.  As'}, {'start': '237.760', 'end': '242.560', 'text': 'things stand, any option is'}, {'start': '239.599', 'end': '245.959', 'text': 'good.  Nancy throws it and let it be what Saint'}, {'start': '242.560', 'end': '245.959', 'text': 'Peter wants.'}, {'start': '252.750', 'end': '258.420', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '254.990', 'end': '258.420', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '258.479', 'end': '263.359', 'text': 'It was a stroke of luck.  Ah, yes.'}, {'start': '268.190', 'end': '271.310', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '276.759', 'end': '281.639', 'text': 'Hold on, gorgeous ones, your'}, {'start': '279.440', 'end': '284.400', 'text': 'champion has arrived.'}, {'start': '281.639', 'end': '286.199', 'text': "Let's see, little goal-scorer, where"}, {'start': '284.400', 'end': '287.600', 'text': 'have you been?  To the court.  that this'}, {'start': '286.199', 'end': '290.230', 'text': 'game is not won'}, {'start': '287.600', 'end': '294.360', 'text': 'alone.  Yes, you can win.'}, {'start': '290.230', 'end': '296.400', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '294.360', 'end': '298.080', 'text': 'What?  That?  We are losing.  We have to'}, {'start': '296.400', 'end': '300.840', 'text': 'encourage Nancy to score at'}, {'start': '298.080', 'end': '303.280', 'text': 'least one goal.'}, {'start': '300.840', 'end': '305.199', 'text': "Encourage.  Don't worry, Caramelito.  I"}, {'start': '303.280', 'end': '310.240', 'text': 'have the solution.  Can I borrow them?  Yes.'}, {'start': '305.199', 'end': '310.240', 'text': 'Yes, but what are you going to do?'}, {'start': '310.639', 'end': '318.600', 'text': "Nancy, look who's cheering you"}, {'start': '313.360', 'end': '321.800', 'text': 'on.  Mayocolla.  Moyo ra.'}, {'start': '318.600', 'end': '326.840', 'text': "Now I'm the scorer, miokoy is my"}, {'start': '321.800', 'end': '326.840', 'text': "cheerleader.  This one's for you, Jony."}, {'start': '327.660', 'end': '332.839', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '333.310', 'end': '336.379', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '340.950', 'end': '345.319', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '343.360', 'end': '349.800', 'text': "Wow.  I haven't seen anyone like"}, {'start': '345.319', 'end': '353.440', 'text': "that play since Ángel del Río's games."}, {'start': '349.800', 'end': '356.440', 'text': 'Oh, I even shed a tear.  Oh,'}, {'start': '353.440', 'end': '358.450', 'text': "good, good little girl.  You're going with"}, {'start': '356.440', 'end': '361.240', 'text': 'Tokyo,'}, {'start': '358.450', 'end': '364.240', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '361.240', 'end': '364.240', 'text': 'Minipol.'}, {'start': '367.960', 'end': '383.560', 'text': 'Nan N. N. Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, Nancy.'}, {'start': '375.880', 'end': '383.560', 'text': 'Goal for the standing dogs.  Take it lights up.'}, {'start': '383.639', 'end': '389.919', 'text': 'I liked those donkeys for'}, {'start': '386.000', 'end': '393.280', 'text': 'show, as girls say,'}, {'start': '389.919', 'end': '398.120', 'text': 'everyone with their dogs standing.  The'}, {'start': '393.280', 'end': '399.960', 'text': 'bulldog, the bulldog, the bulldog, the'}, {'start': '398.120', 'end': '403.479', 'text': 'bulldog.'}, {'start': '399.960', 'end': '407.280', 'text': 'That little girl is my fan.  Come on Nancy,'}, {'start': '403.479', 'end': '411.240', 'text': 'for the third one.  We are going to win.  We are going to'}, {'start': '407.280', 'end': '414.360', 'text': 'win.  We are going to win.  Come on, damn it.'}, {'start': '411.240', 'end': '417.479', 'text': 'Nancy you did amazing.'}, {'start': '414.360', 'end': '422.250', 'text': 'My leg.  Oh my God.  My leg.  My'}, {'start': '417.479', 'end': '423.410', 'text': 'leg was turned around.'}, {'start': '422.250', 'end': '426.639', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '423.410', 'end': '426.639', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '430.479', 'end': '434.319', 'text': 'Oh, how'}, {'start': '431.960', 'end': '435.440', 'text': 'super cute.  Thanks for bringing things to'}, {'start': '434.319', 'end': '439.039', 'text': 'my'}, {'start': '435.440', 'end': '440.680', 'text': "mom Nancy, they're not for Alan, they're for"}, {'start': '439.039', 'end': '443.840', 'text': 'you.'}, {'start': '440.680', 'end': '445.840', 'text': 'For me, yes, because we tied thanks to'}, {'start': '443.840', 'end': '449.960', 'text': 'you.  And thanks to my'}, {'start': '445.840', 'end': '453.360', 'text': "pompoms, I mean Alan's."}, {'start': '449.960', 'end': '456.599', 'text': "Nancy, I never thought I'd say this, but"}, {'start': '453.360', 'end': '459.000', 'text': "I'm proud of you,"}, {'start': '456.599', 'end': '461.000', 'text': 'although more so of myself for having taught you'}, {'start': '459.000', 'end': '463.599', 'text': 'so well.'}, {'start': '461.000', 'end': '467.039', 'text': 'You are the best teacher, Moyokoji.'}, {'start': '463.599', 'end': '470.120', 'text': 'We did it, team.'}, {'start': '467.039', 'end': '472.590', 'text': "One moment.  And what did we do?  I don't"}, {'start': '470.120', 'end': '473.280', 'text': 'know, but'}, {'start': '472.590', 'end': '475.440', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '473.280', 'end': '481.440', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '475.440', 'end': '481.440', 'text': 'we tied.  We do it forever.  Hey.'}, {'start': '485.080', 'end': '496.340', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '494.250', 'end': '500.950', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '496.340', 'end': '500.950', 'text': '[Music]'}]