Oblivion dungeons are BAD (Vampire Rant)
Rasdu, THE VAMPIRE
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remastered version'}, {'start': '32.966', 'end': '35.766', 'text': 'very beautiful crispy graphics'}, {'start': '35.766', 'end': '40.666', 'text': 'crispy textures but I am a professional procrastinator'}, {'start': '40.666', 'end': '43.600', 'text': 'when the subject is progressing in the main story'}, {'start': '43.600', 'end': '47.000', 'text': 'I always find an excuse to not save the world'}, {'start': '47.000', 'end': '50.166', 'text': "I don't care if they are opening evil portals"}, {'start': '50.366', 'end': '52.500', 'text': "straight to hell I don't care"}, {'start': '52.500', 'end': '55.266', 'text': "I just want to see if there's anything nice"}, {'start': '55.266', 'end': '57.866', 'text': 'in that tiny little cave over there'}, {'start': '57.866', 'end': '60.100', 'text': 'immerse myself in the darkness'}, {'start': '60.200', 'end': '62.500', 'text': 'grab a random useless loot'}, {'start': '62.500', 'end': '66.366', 'text': 'and maybe find a very interesting side quest'}, {'start': '66.533', 'end': '70.866', 'text': 'or absorb an interesting environmental storytelling'}, {'start': '70.866', 'end': '72.900', 'text': 'I love this kind of s***'}, {'start': '72.900', 'end': '76.200', 'text': "but in oblivion I didn't find anything"}, {'start': '76.200', 'end': '80.266', 'text': 'anything at all any incentive to actually explore'}, {'start': '80.300', 'end': '83.600', 'text': 'the numerous dungeons that appear across the map'}, {'start': '83.600', 'end': '86.166', 'text': "I've always heard from many players"}, {'start': '86.266', 'end': '89.066', 'text': 'that oblivion is better than Skyrim'}, {'start': '89.066', 'end': '91.366', 'text': 'and to some extent I have to agree'}, {'start': '91.366', 'end': '94.266', 'text': 'the dialogues and the stories better written'}, {'start': '94.266', 'end': '96.466', 'text': 'the quests are more complex'}, {'start': '96.466', 'end': '100.566', 'text': "more engaging it's lovely to see how the NPCs behave"}, {'start': '100.566', 'end': '104.600', 'text': 'their routine and the cities actually feel like a city'}, {'start': '104.866', 'end': '106.266', 'text': 'instead of Skyrim'}, {'start': '106.266', 'end': '109.533', 'text': 'and those tiny villages that they call cities'}, {'start': '109.733', 'end': '112.266', 'text': 'but when talking about dungeons'}, {'start': '112.566', 'end': '114.866', 'text': 'Skyrim is way better'}, {'start': '114.866', 'end': '118.500', 'text': "not that Skyrim's strong point is the dungeon design"}, {'start': '118.500', 'end': '119.433', 'text': "because it's not"}, {'start': '119.433', 'end': '123.366', 'text': 'but at least every time you get inside one of the caves'}, {'start': '123.366', 'end': '125.266', 'text': 'or one of the abandoned forts'}, {'start': '125.266', 'end': '128.900', 'text': 'you are sure to find at least one thing interesting'}, {'start': '128.900', 'end': '131.800', 'text': "you'll find a skeleton laying on the ground"}, {'start': '131.800', 'end': '134.900', 'text': 'and something will tell how he perished'}, {'start': '134.900', 'end': '138.066', 'text': 'maybe the way the weapons are scattered around him'}, {'start': '138.066', 'end': '142.266', 'text': 'maybe a letter will tell maybe he was victim of a trap'}, {'start': '142.266', 'end': '144.800', 'text': 'nothing feels purposeless'}, {'start': '144.833', 'end': '147.466', 'text': 'put there just to look nice or'}, {'start': '147.466', 'end': '149.133', 'text': 'you know to fill space'}, {'start': '149.266', 'end': '151.666', 'text': "there's actually effort involved"}, {'start': '151.666', 'end': '155.500', 'text': "in the environmental storytelling of Skyrim's dungeons"}, {'start': '155.566', 'end': '157.700', 'text': "and that's not the case with oblivion"}, {'start': '157.700', 'end': '162.100', 'text': "there's one or other exception where I actually found"}, {'start': '162.100', 'end': '164.833', 'text': 'maybe a treasure hunter fallen on the ground'}, {'start': '164.833', 'end': '169.500', 'text': 'and vampires next to him or maybe a side quest'}, {'start': '169.500', 'end': '172.933', 'text': 'activated by a random encounter with a corpse'}, {'start': '173.000', 'end': '175.633', 'text': 'where a guy tried to summon a god'}, {'start': '175.633', 'end': '177.600', 'text': 'but he failed miserably'}, {'start': '177.600', 'end': '180.533', 'text': "I'm not saying it's impossible to find anything"}, {'start': '180.633', 'end': '183.333', 'text': "interesting at all in Oblivion's dungeons"}, {'start': '183.366', 'end': '185.266', 'text': "I'm saying it's not the rule"}, {'start': '185.266', 'end': '191.333', 'text': 'because the rule is being lazy garbage garbage'}, {'start': '191.400', 'end': '192.433', 'text': "I've heard"}, {'start': '192.433', 'end': '195.100', 'text': 'they were planning to fix it in the mod of SkyBLIVION'}, {'start': '195.100', 'end': '197.866', 'text': "so I'm really looking forward"}, {'start': '197.866', 'end': '201.266', 'text': "I'm not a big fan of Elder Scrolls as a franchise"}, {'start': '201.266', 'end': '203.200', 'text': 'but I enjoy oblivion'}, {'start': '203.200', 'end': '205.966', 'text': 'and I enjoy Skyrim for different reasons'}, {'start': '205.966', 'end': '206.900', 'text': 'I had to'}, {'start': '206.900', 'end': '210.066', 'text': 'record this video after playing the remastered version'}, {'start': '210.066', 'end': '214.166', 'text': 'going into a sequence of 10 different dungeons'}, {'start': '214.366', 'end': '217.333', 'text': 'exploring 10 different dungeons'}, {'start': '217.566', 'end': '221.466', 'text': 'and not finding a single interesting thing'}, {'start': '221.466', 'end': '225.200', 'text': 'a single side quest the most basic storytelling'}, {'start': '225.200', 'end': '226.900', 'text': 'there was none of it'}, {'start': '226.900', 'end': '230.700', 'text': 'just some enemies randomly scattered'}, {'start': '233.466', 'end': '235.766', 'text': 'objects randomly scattered'}, {'start': '235.766', 'end': '238.833', 'text': "bones randomly scattered that's the problem"}, {'start': '238.833', 'end': '241.800', 'text': 'everything feels random no purpose'}, {'start': '241.900', 'end': '244.200', 'text': 'the bones are scattered like pigeon'}, {'start': '244.200', 'end': '247.866', 'text': "FECAL matter the pigeon don't think where it will poop"}, {'start': '247.933', 'end': '251.100', 'text': 'it just poops but the worst part is that'}, {'start': '251.100', 'end': '254.866', 'text': 'I assure you with 99% certainty'}, {'start': '254.866', 'end': '257.500', 'text': 'that I explored two different caves'}, {'start': '257.500', 'end': '260.366', 'text': 'and they were exactly exactly'}, {'start': '260.500', 'end': '263.600', 'text': "I don't mean similar exactly the same"}, {'start': '263.600', 'end': '265.400', 'text': 'just mirrored yes'}, {'start': '265.400', 'end': '266.766', 'text': 'yes mirrored'}, {'start': '266.766', 'end': '270.066', 'text': 'the stupid wolf was in the same position'}, {'start': '270.166', 'end': '273.166', 'text': 'just looking at the right and then looking at the left'}, {'start': '277.900', 'end': '279.166', 'text': 'hello Mister Wolf'}, {'start': '279.166', 'end': '281.900', 'text': 'nice to see you again in an entire different cave'}, {'start': '281.900', 'end': '283.966', 'text': "it's a pleasure to repeat the same thing"}, {'start': '283.966', 'end': '285.466', 'text': 'and find the same loot'}, {'start': '289.633', 'end': '290.366', 'text': 'and then'}, {'start': '290.366', 'end': '293.733', 'text': "as I continue to explore the cave's many corridors"}, {'start': '293.900', 'end': '296.900', 'text': 'with no remarkable visual references'}, {'start': '297.100', 'end': '300.433', 'text': 'confusing layout very open sections'}, {'start': '300.433', 'end': '303.900', 'text': 'with absolutely nothing to occupy its space'}, {'start': '303.900', 'end': '305.933', 'text': 'I made a promise to myself'}, {'start': '306.200', 'end': '309.700', 'text': 'I prefer to burn with the sun'}, {'start': '309.700', 'end': '313.700', 'text': 'than to go into any other cave ever again'}, {'start': '313.700', 'end': '315.900', 'text': 'when playing oblivion yes'}, {'start': '315.900', 'end': '317.600', 'text': 'I mean it wait'}, {'start': '317.600', 'end': '317.800', 'text': 'wait wait'}, {'start': '317.800', 'end': '317.966', 'text': 'wait wait'}, {'start': '317.966', 'end': '318.766', 'text': 'wait wait'}, {'start': '323.400', 'end': '325.266', 'text': 'I continue to love oblivion'}, {'start': '325.266', 'end': '329.900', 'text': 'I really do I can see its strengths more clearly now'}, {'start': '329.900', 'end': '332.200', 'text': 'but I also can see its weakness'}, {'start': '332.233', 'end': '334.100', 'text': 'and it was kind of disappointing'}, {'start': '334.100', 'end': '336.266', 'text': "because I'm a real cave dweller"}, {'start': '336.266', 'end': '339.766', 'text': "I love dark environments of course I'm a vampire"}, {'start': '341.200', 'end': '344.066', 'text': 'what do you expect and to conclude this rant'}, {'start': '344.233', 'end': '347.633', 'text': 'some mortals told me that Morrowind'}, {'start': '347.633', 'end': '349.866', 'text': 'is the best game in the series'}, {'start': '349.866', 'end': '351.566', 'text': 'when talking about dungeons'}, {'start': '351.600', 'end': '353.233', 'text': 'and it picked my interest'}, {'start': '353.233', 'end': '354.700', 'text': 'I never played Morrowind'}, {'start': '354.700', 'end': '356.466', 'text': 'and I want to know your opinion'}, {'start': '356.466', 'end': '360.466', 'text': 'is it better is it more fun to explore in Morrowind'}, {'start': '360.666', 'end': '362.000', 'text': 'and for the love of Satan'}, {'start': '362.000', 'end': '365.600', 'text': 'please do not recommend me to play Daggerfall'}, {'start': '365.600', 'end': '368.300', 'text': 'because I saw some gameplay of its dungeons'}, {'start': '368.400', 'end': '370.500', 'text': 'and they are randomly generated'}, {'start': '370.500', 'end': '372.233', 'text': 'feel like an absolute nightmare'}, {'start': '372.233', 'end': '373.000', 'text': 'no thank you'}, {'start': '373.000', 'end': '376.533', 'text': 'living an eternal life is already an nightmare'}, {'start': '376.600', 'end': '379.966', 'text': "and I don't want to add another nightmare in my life"}, {'start': '379.966', 'end': '382.333', 'text': 'and with that I conclude my rant'}, {'start': '384.600', 'end': '388.066', 'text': "and I'm so glad you kept until the end"}, {'start': '388.066', 'end': '391.233', 'text': 'if you enjoy this very elegant content'}, {'start': '391.233', 'end': '394.800', 'text': "please don't forget to like and even subscribe"}, {'start': '394.800', 'end': '397.600', 'text': 'because your trust is very important to me'}, {'start': '397.600', 'end': '399.233', 'text': 'your trust and your blood'}, {'start': '399.233', 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