Case Toh Banta Hai | Hindi Comedy Scenes | Badshah | Riteish | Varun Sharma | Kusha Kapila
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[{'start': '11.146', 'end': '13.486', 'text': 'Everyone, pay attention\nand be respectful.'}, {'start': '13.646', 'end': '15.436', 'text': 'Baa never dies!'}, {'start': '19.396', 'end': '23.276', 'text': "the one who couldn't handle\nit when aunty called the cops,"}, {'start': '23.856', 'end': '27.526', 'text': 'the one who never allows\nany DJ to play his songs,'}, {'start': '27.686', 'end': '31.396', 'text': 'welcome Aditya Prateek Singh Sisodia!'}, {'start': '31.526', 'end': '32.896', 'text': 'Are we expecting four people?'}, {'start': '33.106', 'end': '35.276', 'text': "It's one name."}, {'start': '35.356', 'end': '40.026', 'text': 'The one and only...\nPlease welcome Badshah!'}, {'start': '46.066', 'end': '50.276', 'text': "I've been to many places;\nPubs, clubs, parties, concerts."}, {'start': '51.856', 'end': '53.986', 'text': "Now, they've got me to court."}, {'start': '55.526', 'end': '58.276', 'text': "What do they think?\nThey'll accuse me,"}, {'start': '59.986', 'end': '60.986', 'text': 'punish me.'}, {'start': '61.186', 'end': '62.486', 'text': "But I'm Badshah!"}, {'start': '63.316', 'end': '65.066', 'text': 'I will decide.'}, {'start': '66.146', 'end': '68.026', 'text': 'I will pass the judgement.'}, {'start': '68.936', 'end': '73.896', 'text': 'I am Bad boy Shah!'}, {'start': '118.646', 'end': '120.486', 'text': "Honestly, I'm a little scared."}, {'start': '127.856', 'end': '130.316', 'text': 'Badshah, I admire your courage'}, {'start': '130.526', 'end': '132.776', 'text': 'that you, along with Varun Sharma'}, {'start': '148.606', 'end': '151.146', 'text': "Firstly, go clear your throat.\nThen we'll talk."}, {'start': '153.436', 'end': '155.936', 'text': 'I want to make it clear today'}, {'start': '156.066', 'end': '159.066', 'text': "as far as the film 'Khandani\nShafakhana' is concerned,"}, {'start': '159.186', 'end': '161.436', 'text': "I don't remember\nwhen I signed it, when we shot,"}, {'start': '161.606', 'end': '163.146', 'text': "when it was released.\nWe didn't realize."}, {'start': '163.236', 'end': '164.686', 'text': '-But we enjoyed a lot.\n-We enjoyed a lot.'}, {'start': '164.736', 'end': '166.186', 'text': '-We enjoyed a lot.\n-A lot!'}, {'start': '166.276', 'end': '171.106', 'text': 'My Lord, I remember a small story\nwhile working for this film.'}, {'start': '171.146', 'end': '173.856', 'text': "The first film I was\noffered was 'Lust Stories'."}, {'start': '174.356', 'end': '177.026', 'text': "I was offered Vicky Kaushal's role"}, {'start': '177.106', 'end': '179.316', 'text': "wherein he can't satisfy his wife."}, {'start': '179.646', 'end': '182.186', 'text': 'So I turned down the role,'}, {'start': '182.276', 'end': '184.106', 'text': "since I'm from Punjab.\nYou know, tough..."}, {'start': '184.566', 'end': '187.736', 'text': "The second role I was offered\nwas a film 'Good News',"}, {'start': '187.816', 'end': '190.936', 'text': "wherein I was offered Daljit's role\nwhere he isn't able to have children."}, {'start': '191.066', 'end': '192.646', 'text': 'So, I declined it too.'}, {'start': '195.146', 'end': '197.106', 'text': 'And the third role'}, {'start': '197.486', 'end': '198.776', 'text': 'was this movie.'}, {'start': '198.936', 'end': '200.736', 'text': 'Universe is trying to tell something.'}, {'start': '205.776', 'end': '206.936', 'text': 'So, I thought,'}, {'start': '207.356', 'end': '209.236', 'text': 'is there something\nwritten on my face?'}, {'start': '211.566', 'end': '213.896', 'text': 'So, I did this film\nto get rid of this jinx.'}, {'start': '213.936', 'end': '216.316', 'text': 'I had no idea it would\ndestroy my career.'}, {'start': '220.856', 'end': '222.486', 'text': "Let's begin the case."}, {'start': '222.736', 'end': '224.856', 'text': 'My Lord, before we start the case,'}, {'start': '225.066', 'end': '227.236', 'text': 'Badshah will have to take an oath.'}, {'start': '229.186', 'end': '230.856', 'text': "This is the court's tradition."}, {'start': '242.856', 'end': '243.896', 'text': "I'm a lawyer,"}, {'start': '245.066', 'end': '246.736', 'text': "but I'll say it like a doctor,"}, {'start': '246.936', 'end': '248.986', 'text': "It's your boy, Badshah."}, {'start': '251.026', 'end': '251.646', 'text': 'Congratulations!'}, {'start': '252.526', 'end': '257.776', 'text': "So, place your hand on this\nchild's head and take an oath..."}, {'start': '258.106', 'end': '260.066', 'text': '...that you will\nspeak only the truth.'}, {'start': '261.236', 'end': '262.236', 'text': 'This...'}, {'start': '264.776', 'end': '266.856', 'text': 'Hold on.'}, {'start': '271.606', 'end': '274.486', 'text': 'I swear on this child\nthat Gaza is in Israel,'}, {'start': '286.816', 'end': '290.236', 'text': 'My Lord, I would like\nto call my first witness.'}, {'start': '290.856', 'end': '292.106', 'text': 'A person'}, {'start': '292.526', 'end': '294.146', 'text': 'who is the real Badshah!'}, {'start': '295.026', 'end': '296.936', 'text': 'Everyone, be respectful,'}, {'start': '297.526', 'end': '300.776', 'text': 'the next witness to take the stand...'}, {'start': '303.526', 'end': '309.236', 'text': 'Please welcome Your Majesty, Badshah!'}, {'start': '309.276', 'end': '310.856', 'text': 'Majesty, I see.'}, {'start': '336.566', 'end': '339.736', 'text': 'Here, give it to a nice girl.'}, {'start': '345.186', 'end': '346.856', 'text': 'Who are you?'}, {'start': '347.316', 'end': '350.146', 'text': 'This unfortunate lady is asking\nabout my identity!'}, {'start': '351.606', 'end': '355.066', 'text': "Emperors don't give\ntheir own introduction."}, {'start': '356.106', 'end': '359.436', 'text': 'When that man standing next to you\nwas praising me'}, {'start': '359.686', 'end': '362.356', 'text': 'at the time of the announcement...'}, {'start': '363.236', 'end': '364.646', 'text': 'At the time...'}, {'start': '366.356', 'end': '370.106', 'text': "At the time,\nwhy didn't you hear it?"}, {'start': '370.356', 'end': '372.566', 'text': 'Is there cotton in your ear?'}, {'start': '378.186', 'end': '379.646', 'text': 'What was that?'}, {'start': '379.736', 'end': '380.986', 'text': 'What was that?!'}, {'start': '381.106', 'end': '382.856', 'text': "I'm silencing the court."}, {'start': '382.896', 'end': '383.986', 'text': 'What is this?'}, {'start': '384.316', 'end': '385.186', 'text': "It's a gavel."}, {'start': '385.356', 'end': '386.356', 'text': 'What is it called?'}, {'start': '386.396', 'end': '388.736', 'text': '-I just told you.\n-What did you say?'}, {'start': '388.816', 'end': '389.606', 'text': 'Gavel.'}, {'start': '389.686', 'end': '390.856', 'text': 'Order! Order!\nWhat did you say?'}, {'start': '390.936', 'end': '392.736', 'text': '-Order! Order!\n-Mughlai for me.'}, {'start': '403.186', 'end': '404.856', 'text': 'Who are these two\nwho have joined you?'}, {'start': '404.936', 'end': '406.316', 'text': 'They are my fans.'}, {'start': '409.316', 'end': '410.936', 'text': "She's my fan Usha."}, {'start': '412.026', 'end': '413.606', 'text': "And she's Kapila."}, {'start': '414.356', 'end': '415.936', 'text': 'Usha Kapila.'}, {'start': '418.146', 'end': '420.146', 'text': 'Both of them are extremely rude.'}, {'start': '421.276', 'end': '423.776', 'text': "Your 15 seconds are done.\nYou won't last more than this."}, {'start': '425.356', 'end': '427.396', 'text': '-Leave!\n-He forgot.'}, {'start': '428.856', 'end': '430.276', 'text': 'Leave...'}, {'start': '430.776', 'end': '431.646', 'text': 'Leave.'}, {'start': '439.276', 'end': '440.146', 'text': 'What?'}, {'start': '440.316', 'end': '443.816', 'text': 'I have seen you somewhere.'}, {'start': '443.936', 'end': '444.896', 'text': 'Where?'}, {'start': '445.106', 'end': '447.276', 'text': "I don't seem to recall."}, {'start': '452.606', 'end': '454.026', 'text': 'No matter how wide it is,'}, {'start': '454.396', 'end': '456.316', 'text': 'I cross it in one move.'}, {'start': '456.436', 'end': '460.106', 'text': 'A canal! A canal!'}, {'start': '463.856', 'end': '465.236', 'text': 'Please take the stand.'}, {'start': '465.436', 'end': '466.106', 'text': 'Yes!'}, {'start': '466.356', 'end': '468.566', 'text': 'Your costume is quite good.'}, {'start': '468.686', 'end': '469.816', 'text': "Well, it's Manish..."}, {'start': '469.856', 'end': '470.646', 'text': 'Malhotra?'}, {'start': '470.986', 'end': '472.276', 'text': 'Manish Market.'}, {'start': '475.026', 'end': '476.106', 'text': 'You look it.'}, {'start': '476.146', 'end': '477.146', 'text': 'Manish Market.'}, {'start': '477.276', 'end': '480.356', 'text': 'Rs 60 for each! Hurry up and buy!'}, {'start': '482.526', 'end': '485.186', 'text': 'Come here! Come here!'}, {'start': '486.066', 'end': '487.146', 'text': 'Like that.'}, {'start': '487.646', 'end': '489.606', 'text': 'Shut up and bounce!'}, {'start': '489.856', 'end': '490.986', 'text': 'Shut up and bounce...'}, {'start': '491.026', 'end': '492.486', 'text': 'Prosecution, proceed please.'}, {'start': '492.686', 'end': '494.896', 'text': 'My Lord, he is the real Badshah,'}, {'start': '495.146', 'end': '498.816', 'text': '-who dips gold biscuits in tea.\n-Yes.'}, {'start': '500.936', 'end': '503.066', 'text': 'So, the real Badshah, tell me,'}, {'start': '503.186', 'end': '506.106', 'text': 'what are your problems\nwith this Badshah?'}, {'start': '506.276', 'end': '508.436', 'text': "-I'm a famous emperor.\n-Yes."}, {'start': '509.106', 'end': '511.276', 'text': 'Even the gallstones I get are\nmade up of diamonds.'}, {'start': '513.316', 'end': '515.736', 'text': 'And, I have gallstones.'}, {'start': '515.896', 'end': '518.566', 'text': "That is why I'm\nspeaking in this tone."}, {'start': '521.856', 'end': '524.816', 'text': 'But this Badshah has defamed'}, {'start': '524.896', 'end': '528.236', 'text': 'my royalty and personality!'}, {'start': '528.356', 'end': '530.396', 'text': 'His crime is unacceptable.'}, {'start': '530.396', 'end': '533.186', 'text': 'I have no words for his crime!'}, {'start': '537.146', 'end': '538.276', 'text': 'Urdu-tharoor!'}, {'start': '538.356', 'end': '541.186', 'text': 'Talk in a language that\neveryone understands.'}, {'start': '541.276', 'end': '543.026', 'text': '-Okay. Is Hindi fine?\n-Yeah. Okay.'}, {'start': '543.146', 'end': '545.066', 'text': '-Judge, listen carefully!\n-Yes.'}, {'start': '545.236', 'end': '546.606', 'text': "You also don't sleep."}, {'start': '548.236', 'end': '551.526', 'text': 'Because of him,\nnobody takes me seriously in my empire.'}, {'start': '554.606', 'end': '556.106', 'text': 'Enclose them within a wall.'}, {'start': '562.066', 'end': '563.396', 'text': 'Enclose them...'}, {'start': '563.856', 'end': '565.436', 'text': 'Enclose them.'}, {'start': '565.646', 'end': '567.936', 'text': 'Nobody takes me seriously.'}, {'start': '572.606', 'end': '574.026', 'text': '-Nobody takes me seriously!\n-Sir,'}, {'start': '574.066', 'end': '576.356', 'text': '-with all due respect,\n-Yes...'}, {'start': '576.396', 'end': '579.526', 'text': 'Sir, look at your antics.\nNobody will take you seriously.'}, {'start': '582.066', 'end': '583.146', 'text': 'You are right.'}, {'start': '583.736', 'end': '584.486', 'text': 'With due respect.'}, {'start': '584.566', 'end': '585.936', 'text': 'No wonder my respect is due.'}, {'start': '590.646', 'end': '593.856', 'text': "I would like to know,\nyou're the King of which place?"}, {'start': '594.066', 'end': '596.106', 'text': 'A robbed king from\nan abandoned estate.'}, {'start': '599.486', 'end': '601.276', 'text': 'We prepare spices too.'}, {'start': '601.986', 'end': '604.896', 'text': 'And if I manage to woo someone,\nI make her brother my brother-in-law.'}, {'start': '609.276', 'end': '610.856', 'text': 'There was a time...'}, {'start': '614.776', 'end': '617.236', 'text': 'Prem Ratan...\nThere was a time!'}, {'start': '617.356', 'end': '618.566', 'text': 'What is going on?'}, {'start': '619.896', 'end': '621.606', 'text': '-Mr. Deshmukh...\n-Yes?'}, {'start': '622.026', 'end': '624.526', 'text': 'You are aware since a reputed\npolitician stayed in your house.'}, {'start': '624.606', 'end': '626.356', 'text': 'You are from a royal family.'}, {'start': '626.606', 'end': '629.026', 'text': 'The rest are fugitives\nfrom Lajpat Nagar.'}, {'start': '630.986', 'end': '632.186', 'text': 'Excuse me!'}, {'start': '632.396', 'end': '633.526', 'text': 'Jyoti Nagar!'}, {'start': '633.816', 'end': '635.026', 'text': 'The fugitive-part was right.'}, {'start': '637.066', 'end': '639.736', 'text': "Nobody takes me seriously.\nIt's the same here."}, {'start': '639.986', 'end': '641.526', 'text': 'They are repeating my history.'}, {'start': '641.606', 'end': '643.986', 'text': 'There was a time\nwhere at my behest,'}, {'start': '644.236', 'end': '648.236', 'text': 'my guards, gatekeepers\nbuilt the Taj Mahal for me.'}, {'start': '649.856', 'end': '652.316', 'text': "Even if I wasn't that famished,"}, {'start': '652.486', 'end': '655.276', 'text': 'they fed me grapes\nwith their hands.'}, {'start': '655.436', 'end': '656.856', 'text': 'Hands!'}, {'start': '658.316', 'end': '659.686', 'text': "That doesn't happen now."}, {'start': '659.736', 'end': '661.026', 'text': '-Do you know the reason why?\n-Why?'}, {'start': '661.146', 'end': '662.986', 'text': "Because you've made them hands-free."}, {'start': '668.986', 'end': '670.646', 'text': 'Sorry, my bad.'}, {'start': '672.066', 'end': '674.526', 'text': 'But I have a problem...'}, {'start': '675.686', 'end': '676.436', 'text': 'Spit it out.'}, {'start': '676.486', 'end': '678.316', 'text': 'I have a problem...'}, {'start': '680.486', 'end': '684.316', 'text': "I told you that there's only sorrow."}, {'start': '684.526', 'end': '686.146', 'text': 'The mucus is also that sorrow.'}, {'start': '686.276', 'end': '687.316', 'text': 'Oh, no!'}, {'start': '690.026', 'end': '692.396', 'text': 'I face many problems\nbecause of this man.'}, {'start': '692.986', 'end': '694.566', 'text': 'When I search\nBadshah on the internet,'}, {'start': '694.606', 'end': '696.436', 'text': 'his photograph pops up first.'}, {'start': '700.236', 'end': '702.436', 'text': 'People from my state\nmake fun of me.'}, {'start': '702.486', 'end': '704.526', 'text': "They're like,\n'If you're Badshah then rap.'"}, {'start': '705.776', 'end': '709.066', 'text': 'I gave them a rap of my wrath!'}, {'start': '709.816', 'end': '712.566', 'text': 'He is not Badshah!\nI am Badshah!'}, {'start': '716.646', 'end': '718.276', 'text': 'I am Badshah!'}, {'start': '719.396', 'end': '720.316', 'text': 'Wow!'}, {'start': '721.236', 'end': '722.276', 'text': 'I am Badshah!'}, {'start': '722.566', 'end': '725.316', 'text': 'I deal with wars,'}, {'start': '725.486', 'end': '727.436', 'text': 'and play with blood.'}, {'start': '727.646', 'end': '730.936', 'text': 'Blood! While he is all about water!'}, {'start': '731.186', 'end': '733.986', 'text': 'Water! Water!'}, {'start': '734.736', 'end': '738.186', 'text': 'He is not an Emperor!\n"Bado Loker Beti’lo Lomba Lomba!"'}, {'start': '738.436', 'end': '739.986', 'text': '-What?\n-What?'}, {'start': '740.776', 'end': '742.146', 'text': 'What?'}, {'start': '742.436', 'end': '744.606', 'text': '"Bado Loker Beti’lo Lomba Lomba..."'}, {'start': '744.686', 'end': '745.856', 'text': 'What?'}, {'start': '747.276', 'end': '748.396', 'text': 'What?'}, {'start': '748.526', 'end': '749.896', 'text': 'Just Chull.'}, {'start': '751.436', 'end': '752.856', 'text': 'Just Chull.'}, {'start': '755.026', 'end': '756.736', 'text': 'What is it happening\nwith me, guys?'}, {'start': '756.776', 'end': '759.856', 'text': 'But my rich emperor,\nSabhya and Satchi...'}, {'start': '759.896', 'end': '761.606', 'text': "You took someone else's name again!"}, {'start': '761.856', 'end': '763.566', 'text': 'He is rich and...'}, {'start': '768.146', 'end': '770.356', 'text': '-My rich Badshah...\n-My original Badshah!'}, {'start': '770.856', 'end': '772.736', 'text': 'My original Badshah,'}, {'start': '772.816', 'end': '775.436', 'text': "the one who uses\nSabyasachi's clothes as a mop,"}, {'start': '775.566', 'end': '776.436', 'text': 'what do you want?'}, {'start': '776.686', 'end': '778.186', 'text': 'I want some changes.'}, {'start': '778.396', 'end': '779.236', 'text': 'Yeah. Okay.'}, {'start': '779.436', 'end': '780.146', 'text': 'Okay. Bring it on.'}, {'start': '780.186', 'end': '781.276', 'text': 'In his lyrics.'}, {'start': '781.396', 'end': '783.396', 'text': 'Yeah. Lyrics...\nWhat is it called?'}, {'start': '783.486', 'end': '784.236', 'text': "I don't know."}, {'start': '784.936', 'end': '786.896', 'text': 'Lyricist...'}, {'start': '787.276', 'end': '788.606', 'text': 'I want change in a few lyrics.'}, {'start': '788.856', 'end': '789.936', 'text': 'He made a song,'}, {'start': '790.316', 'end': '791.816', 'text': '"Aunty police bula legi",'}, {'start': '792.356', 'end': '793.606', 'text': 'Speak with respect.'}, {'start': '794.526', 'end': '796.396', 'text': 'Change aunty to Madam.'}, {'start': '798.316', 'end': '802.106', 'text': 'Madam will call the cops.'}, {'start': '806.026', 'end': '807.146', 'text': 'Sorry.'}, {'start': '807.356', 'end': '808.936', 'text': '-No mercy!\n-Sorry, no changes can happen.'}, {'start': '809.436', 'end': '811.236', 'text': "It's difficult.\nThe lyrics won't change."}, {'start': '820.936', 'end': '821.856', 'text': 'My Lord...'}, {'start': '822.736', 'end': '824.436', 'text': 'I rest my case, My Lord.'}, {'start': '824.646', 'end': '828.646', 'text': "Yes! He has already accepted defeat\nthat I'm the real Badshah."}, {'start': '829.066', 'end': '831.486', 'text': "Come back down.\nI'm Badshah!"}, {'start': '831.736', 'end': '833.486', 'text': "We don't win without a fight."}, {'start': '833.686', 'end': '836.396', 'text': 'I hereby declare a war against'}, {'start': '836.856', 'end': '839.316', 'text': 'this rapper superstar Badshah!'}, {'start': '839.646', 'end': '841.436', 'text': 'Add it while editing.'}, {'start': '843.316', 'end': '847.066', 'text': 'Please go to Chowpatty,\narrange for horses and cannons.'}, {'start': '847.186', 'end': '848.936', 'text': '-Go.\n-Tell him to talk with respect!'}, {'start': '849.066', 'end': '850.486', 'text': 'Time to get going!'}, {'start': '850.566', 'end': '853.736', 'text': 'Talk with respect!'}, {'start': '855.776', 'end': '856.776', 'text': 'Are you boarding the flight?'}, {'start': '857.026', 'end': '858.356', 'text': '-Take off!\n-Take off?'}, {'start': '859.066', 'end': '859.896', 'text': 'My Lord...'}, {'start': '861.186', 'end': '862.856', 'text': 'Outside, My Lord!'}, {'start': '867.026', 'end': '868.106', 'text': 'Brother!'}, {'start': '872.276', 'end': '873.436', 'text': 'Mr. Deshmukh.'}, {'start': '875.356', 'end': '876.436', 'text': 'My Lord.'}, {'start': '900.356', 'end': '902.026', 'text': 'Badshah, tell me,'}, {'start': '902.436', 'end': '904.856', 'text': 'has Ghalib ever abused you?'}, {'start': '906.566', 'end': '906.986', 'text': 'No.'}, {'start': '907.316', 'end': '907.896', 'text': 'No.'}, {'start': '908.686', 'end': '911.936', 'text': 'Has Jagjit Singh ever stopped\nyou from singing?'}, {'start': '912.146', 'end': '912.936', 'text': 'No.'}, {'start': '913.436', 'end': '913.856', 'text': 'No.'}, {'start': '914.066', 'end': '915.686', 'text': 'My Lord, he is lying.'}, {'start': '915.896', 'end': '917.526', 'text': 'I would like to call my next witness,'}, {'start': '917.856', 'end': '920.986', 'text': 'A Ghazal CD, to take the stand.'}, {'start': '921.686', 'end': '923.236', 'text': 'He has alleged that'}, {'start': '923.486', 'end': '927.816', 'text': 'because of Badshah,\nhe has become totally useless.'}, {'start': '929.436', 'end': '931.686', 'text': "So, let's welcome a personality"}, {'start': '931.896', 'end': '935.186', 'text': 'who spins even better\nthan Deepika, but'}, {'start': '935.486', 'end': '938.316', 'text': "even then,\nhe's called Boomer Boomer."}, {'start': '939.316', 'end': '940.896', 'text': 'Do I have the permission, My Lord?'}, {'start': '941.066', 'end': '943.106', 'text': "-It won't matter anyway if I say no.\n-Absolutely not."}, {'start': '943.186', 'end': '943.986', 'text': 'So, you have my permission.'}, {'start': '944.106', 'end': '945.856', 'text': 'So I present'}, {'start': '947.186', 'end': '950.686', 'text': 'the reason why poetry\nand alcohol go hand in hand,'}, {'start': '950.856', 'end': '952.646', 'text': 'Ghazal CD!'}, {'start': '967.146', 'end': '969.776', 'text': '-How are you?\n-Let me recite.'}, {'start': '973.736', 'end': '976.986', 'text': 'CD, long time no CD.'}, {'start': '977.106', 'end': '978.146', 'text': 'Comedy?'}, {'start': '980.396', 'end': '982.776', 'text': 'It was a nice try.\nBut keep trying always.'}, {'start': '982.776', 'end': '984.236', 'text': "We'll keep trying. Yes."}, {'start': '984.356', 'end': '987.856', 'text': "Greetings, everyone. I'm not Javed,\nI've come here as a CD today."}, {'start': '988.856', 'end': '991.486', 'text': 'You understand CDs?\nOnly 90s kids will understand.'}, {'start': '994.566', 'end': '995.896', 'text': 'From what I know,'}, {'start': '996.066', 'end': '997.436', 'text': 'the date 12th...'}, {'start': '997.526', 'end': '998.856', 'text': 'Date! Date!'}, {'start': '998.896', 'end': '1001.066', 'text': 'Date! Date!'}, {'start': '1001.646', 'end': '1004.316', 'text': 'I guess this witness\nis stuck in a loop.'}, {'start': '1004.856', 'end': '1007.736', 'text': "It's the first time\na witness is giving the court a date."}, {'start': '1007.896', 'end': '1011.356', 'text': "Javed, please don't waste\nthe court's time."}, {'start': '1011.896', 'end': '1012.896', 'text': 'Comedy?'}, {'start': '1013.856', 'end': '1015.606', 'text': "It's a very nice word play.\nKeep it up."}, {'start': '1015.736', 'end': '1016.736', 'text': 'Thank you.'}, {'start': '1019.606', 'end': '1021.276', 'text': 'And brother, why are you quiet?'}, {'start': '1021.356', 'end': '1022.486', 'text': 'Are you upset with yourself?'}, {'start': '1025.436', 'end': '1026.686', 'text': 'Riteish, Varun...'}, {'start': '1026.776', 'end': '1027.236', 'text': 'Yes?'}, {'start': '1027.316', 'end': '1029.276', 'text': 'I want to share the pain of a CD.'}, {'start': '1029.396', 'end': '1031.736', 'text': 'The pain of the poems\ninside a CD.'}, {'start': '1032.106', 'end': '1033.686', 'text': 'Since Badshah is here,'}, {'start': '1033.856', 'end': '1035.856', 'text': 'I feel like talking about poems.'}, {'start': '1036.066', 'end': '1038.936', 'text': 'Songs used to be full of emotion\nand touch your soul.'}, {'start': '1039.066', 'end': '1039.356', 'text': 'Yes.'}, {'start': '1039.396', 'end': '1042.106', 'text': "Songs used to embrace\na mother's affections first,"}, {'start': '1042.396', 'end': '1045.856', 'text': 'but lately, the songs\ntalk about derogating mothers.'}, {'start': '1052.026', 'end': '1053.486', 'text': 'Very good.'}, {'start': '1057.816', 'end': '1059.356', 'text': "I'm sorry if I slipped my tongue."}, {'start': '1060.776', 'end': '1062.236', 'text': 'It is a bitter truth.'}, {'start': '1062.436', 'end': '1065.066', 'text': '-Girls were called Angels first.\n-I see.'}, {'start': '1065.276', 'end': '1067.316', 'text': '-They were called beauty queens.\n-Yes.'}, {'start': '1067.436', 'end': '1069.986', 'text': 'But he calls them directly\nto his mansion.'}, {'start': '1076.776', 'end': '1079.486', 'text': 'And after calling them,\nwhat does he say?'}, {'start': '1080.356', 'end': '1081.646', 'text': '"You\'re insane!"'}, {'start': '1081.646', 'end': '1083.186', 'text': 'And the girls are enjoying too.'}, {'start': '1083.936', 'end': '1085.776', 'text': 'What kind of justice is this?'}, {'start': '1085.896', 'end': '1086.896', 'text': "It's today's justice."}, {'start': '1086.936', 'end': '1087.896', 'text': 'Why do you this?'}, {'start': '1087.896', 'end': '1091.356', 'text': 'Badshah, along with your Sultanate,\nI have to ask you a question.'}, {'start': '1092.736', 'end': '1094.486', 'text': 'Answer. The generation wants to know.'}, {'start': '1099.436', 'end': '1101.816', 'text': 'You guys were no less\nduring your time.'}, {'start': '1101.896', 'end': '1103.896', 'text': 'My time is still going on.\nWhy is he talking like this?'}, {'start': '1104.896', 'end': '1106.526', 'text': "It's my time."}, {'start': '1106.856', 'end': '1108.486', 'text': 'You mean to say,\nmy time is over?'}, {'start': '1109.026', 'end': '1112.276', 'text': 'It is gone for real? There should\nbe intricacy and literacy about this.'}, {'start': '1115.356', 'end': '1118.186', 'text': 'I am talking about the time\nwhen CD was at its peak,'}, {'start': '1118.276', 'end': '1120.186', 'text': 'during the 80s and 90s...'}, {'start': '1120.396', 'end': '1121.606', 'text': 'You mean 90?'}, {'start': '1122.186', 'end': '1123.816', 'text': 'You mean, the old generation?'}, {'start': '1127.686', 'end': '1130.436', 'text': '-Wow! Mr. Javed.\n-Forgive me for interrupting you.'}, {'start': '1130.486', 'end': '1132.436', 'text': 'Mr. CD, let me tell you something.'}, {'start': '1132.486', 'end': '1132.856', 'text': 'Go on.'}, {'start': '1132.856', 'end': '1134.646', 'text': 'No matter what kind of songs we make,'}, {'start': '1134.856', 'end': '1136.856', 'text': 'at least we showcase\nthe truth in them.'}, {'start': '1137.066', 'end': '1138.856', 'text': 'Your songs were filled with lies.'}, {'start': '1139.186', 'end': '1141.356', 'text': '"Kya dekhte ho Surat tumhari."\nNobody is seeing the face.'}, {'start': '1141.486', 'end': '1143.186', 'text': 'We were talking\nabout the place Surat.'}, {'start': '1143.356', 'end': '1144.776', 'text': "It's near Gujarat."}, {'start': '1149.606', 'end': '1151.026', 'text': "There's a generation gap."}, {'start': '1152.436', 'end': '1154.396', 'text': 'So, there was a time,'}, {'start': '1154.686', 'end': '1157.566', 'text': 'when husbands brought'}, {'start': '1157.776', 'end': '1160.236', 'text': 'garlands for their wives\nand spoke to them.'}, {'start': '1160.436', 'end': '1163.316', 'text': 'They spoke their heart out'}, {'start': '1163.486', 'end': '1164.896', 'text': 'while listening to our poems.'}, {'start': '1165.646', 'end': '1167.486', 'text': 'But just listen to the songs now.'}, {'start': '1167.566', 'end': '1170.856', 'text': 'Even the uncle tells the aunt,\n"When you sway and walk."'}, {'start': '1174.146', 'end': '1176.486', 'text': 'Since the time this sway has begun,'}, {'start': '1177.186', 'end': '1181.066', 'text': 'our CDs are just hanging\non the rear view mirror.'}, {'start': '1181.486', 'end': '1184.316', 'text': "We've endured a lot of scratches."}, {'start': '1185.356', 'end': '1186.856', 'text': 'Scratches? Understand?'}, {'start': '1187.526', 'end': '1189.646', 'text': 'The CD is so worn out'}, {'start': '1189.816', 'end': '1191.356', 'text': "that at times,\nit blurts out Farhan's voice."}, {'start': '1193.356', 'end': '1194.936', 'text': 'I just want go.'}, {'start': '1195.066', 'end': '1196.356', 'text': "This is what I've heard in life."}, {'start': '1201.606', 'end': '1202.816', 'text': 'My Lord, are you watching?'}, {'start': '1202.986', 'end': '1206.356', 'text': "He's worn out with scratch\nmarks all over his body."}, {'start': '1206.486', 'end': '1208.816', 'text': 'Even the Jagjit Singh in him'}, {'start': '1208.856', 'end': '1210.566', 'text': "has become Jagjit Can't Sing."}, {'start': '1210.646', 'end': '1214.026', 'text': 'Seriously, tell me. When was\nthe last time you were happy?'}, {'start': '1214.186', 'end': '1215.856', 'text': 'When I heard someone say'}, {'start': '1216.186', 'end': '1217.896', 'text': "'Burn a Ghazal CD.'"}, {'start': '1219.526', 'end': '1221.026', 'text': 'But later, I found out'}, {'start': '1221.276', 'end': '1223.816', 'text': 'those guys burnt my brother!'}, {'start': '1227.356', 'end': '1228.986', 'text': 'Those CD guys.'}, {'start': '1229.276', 'end': '1231.236', 'text': 'Those CD guys.'}, {'start': '1231.686', 'end': '1234.646', 'text': 'Those CD guys burnt his brother.'}, {'start': '1235.026', 'end': '1235.816', 'text': 'This is not done.'}, {'start': '1236.146', 'end': '1236.856', 'text': 'My Lord,'}, {'start': '1237.026', 'end': '1241.526', 'text': "add kerosene to a bonfire, or add\nwood, or CD of Varun Sharma's film"}, {'start': '1241.606', 'end': '1243.356', 'text': 'but a Ghazal CD...'}, {'start': '1243.856', 'end': '1245.686', 'text': 'This is absolutely wrong, My Lord.'}, {'start': '1245.986', 'end': '1246.986', 'text': 'The prosecution rests.'}, {'start': '1247.066', 'end': '1250.646', 'text': 'My Lord, anyway this Ghazal CD\nhas problems with everything.'}, {'start': '1250.856', 'end': '1253.486', 'text': "I mean, his name\nshould've been OCD instead."}, {'start': '1253.646', 'end': '1255.896', 'text': 'If Badshah is representing'}, {'start': '1255.896', 'end': '1258.646', 'text': 'the voice of Young India\nthen what is the problem?'}, {'start': '1261.686', 'end': '1264.276', 'text': 'If the Ghazal CD is stuck in time,'}, {'start': '1264.396', 'end': '1266.486', 'text': 'how is my client at fault?'}, {'start': '1266.646', 'end': '1268.646', 'text': "That's it. Thank you. I rest."}, {'start': '1271.436', 'end': '1274.736', 'text': 'Badshah, would you like to say\nanything in your defence?'}, {'start': '1274.856', 'end': '1277.066', 'text': 'He needs to be cleaned, My Lord.'}, {'start': '1277.316', 'end': '1278.936', 'text': "I'll speak to you directly."}, {'start': '1278.986', 'end': '1280.776', 'text': "You're C and D too."}, {'start': '1281.146', 'end': '1281.856', 'text': 'Listen to me.'}, {'start': '1282.186', 'end': '1285.736', 'text': '"Prosecution..."\nI\'m sorry.'}, {'start': '1286.066', 'end': '1288.236', 'text': "Rights are a problem,\nso we'll sing from the left."}, {'start': '1290.316', 'end': '1292.526', 'text': "I'll have to sing without any rhythm,\nanyway that's how I sing."}, {'start': '1301.566', 'end': '1303.276', 'text': 'Eventually, the truth\nhas to be spoken.'}, {'start': '1303.396', 'end': '1306.776', 'text': "Yes! I'm getting what I need.\nAnyway,"}, {'start': '1306.936', 'end': '1310.606', 'text': 'the prosecution has no idea\nwhat Badshah is made up of,'}, {'start': '1311.026', 'end': '1314.026', 'text': "my songs became a hit,\nso he's become jealous!"}, {'start': '1317.396', 'end': '1319.526', 'text': "Now, I'll say this for sure."}, {'start': '1319.816', 'end': '1320.816', 'text': '-Riteish...\n-Yes?'}, {'start': '1320.856', 'end': '1323.566', 'text': 'Many years ago, he took part\nin a show where I was the judge.'}, {'start': '1323.936', 'end': '1325.026', 'text': 'It was a singing show.'}, {'start': '1325.436', 'end': '1327.566', 'text': 'I told him that he\ncannot come to Mumbai.'}, {'start': '1327.736', 'end': '1329.686', 'text': 'But he is way smarter.'}, {'start': '1330.276', 'end': '1332.396', 'text': 'He released his songs from Punjab.'}, {'start': '1337.356', 'end': '1340.276', 'text': 'Always continue to be\nthe smartest in the room.'}, {'start': '1342.276', 'end': '1344.736', 'text': 'I want to say that'}, {'start': '1345.186', 'end': '1348.566', 'text': 'nobody cleans me\nor gives me justice.'}, {'start': '1348.856', 'end': '1351.316', 'text': "There's a couplet in Farsi."}, {'start': '1357.436', 'end': '1359.186', 'text': 'This is couplet from what?'}, {'start': '1359.486', 'end': '1360.356', 'text': 'Farsi.'}, {'start': '1360.566', 'end': '1361.356', 'text': 'Farsi?'}, {'start': '1361.486', 'end': '1364.066', 'text': "It means that I'm upset\nand leaving!"}, {'start': '1364.236', 'end': '1367.316', 'text': 'Mr. CD, we understand your pain.'}, {'start': '1367.486', 'end': '1370.106', 'text': 'In fact, your friends\nCassette and DVD are outside.'}, {'start': '1370.316', 'end': '1372.396', 'text': 'So cry profusely with them.'}, {'start': '1372.526', 'end': '1373.436', 'text': 'Get going.'}, {'start': '1376.856', 'end': '1377.686', 'text': 'Get going.'}, {'start': '1379.526', 'end': '1380.356', 'text': 'Get going.'}, {'start': '1381.526', 'end': '1383.436', 'text': 'What is happening?'}, {'start': '1384.106', 'end': '1386.526', 'text': '-Tell Maqbool to order Biryani.\n-Okay, done.'}, {'start': '1388.776', 'end': '1391.856', 'text': "Ma'am, the defence lawyers\nwants to call a witness."}, {'start': '1392.106', 'end': '1394.236', 'text': 'The defence lawyer also\nwants some work in movies.'}, {'start': '1398.026', 'end': '1398.936', 'text': 'You may.'}, {'start': '1399.736', 'end': '1403.736', 'text': 'My witness has benefited a lot\nthanks to Badshah.'}, {'start': '1403.896', 'end': '1408.236', 'text': 'The one who truly\nhates Taxi mobile apps.'}, {'start': '1408.526', 'end': '1412.316', 'text': 'So, presenting Taxi driver Kuber.'}, {'start': '1415.896', 'end': '1418.146', 'text': 'Hold it! Hold it!'}, {'start': '1419.026', 'end': '1420.736', 'text': "I'm coming!"}, {'start': '1421.856', 'end': '1423.236', 'text': 'Hold! Just a minute.'}, {'start': '1423.356', 'end': '1424.816', 'text': "I'm coming!"}, {'start': '1424.856', 'end': '1426.026', 'text': "Yes, brother. I'm coming."}, {'start': '1426.236', 'end': '1427.896', 'text': "There's traffic.\nMake some noise."}, {'start': '1428.146', 'end': '1429.526', 'text': "There's traffic."}, {'start': '1429.816', 'end': '1430.686', 'text': 'Hey! Not on the road.'}, {'start': '1430.856', 'end': '1431.856', 'text': "Yes, I'm coming."}, {'start': '1432.436', 'end': '1434.526', 'text': "Sorry. It's an\nimportant call. Mithun."}, {'start': '1434.936', 'end': '1437.026', 'text': 'Hello? Greetings.\nHow are you?'}, {'start': '1437.646', 'end': '1440.856', 'text': "Yes. Yes. I'm here."}, {'start': '1440.936', 'end': '1442.986', 'text': "I'm fine. Yes, I'll call."}, {'start': '1443.276', 'end': '1444.526', 'text': 'Yes.'}, {'start': '1444.686', 'end': '1446.436', 'text': 'Hello? Ravi Kishan?'}, {'start': '1446.646', 'end': '1448.186', 'text': "Why do you want a cab?\nThere's already one in your mouth."}, {'start': '1450.066', 'end': '1453.066', 'text': 'Yes. Okay. Yes!'}, {'start': '1454.026', 'end': '1455.066', 'text': "I'm coming!"}, {'start': '1455.186', 'end': '1457.816', 'text': "Yes. I'm coming."}, {'start': '1459.106', 'end': '1460.486', 'text': "I'm coming. Wait."}, {'start': '1460.736', 'end': '1462.106', 'text': 'Sorry, sir.'}, {'start': '1462.896', 'end': '1464.106', 'text': 'Hi.'}, {'start': '1464.186', 'end': '1465.896', 'text': 'Thanks for calling me.'}, {'start': '1466.316', 'end': '1466.896', 'text': 'Hi.'}, {'start': '1467.526', 'end': '1469.486', 'text': 'Hello, guys. Myself...'}, {'start': '1477.686', 'end': '1481.526', 'text': 'Mr. Kuber, do you have\nany problems with Badshah?'}, {'start': '1481.856', 'end': '1484.186', 'text': "-Don't use that word about him.\n-Fine."}, {'start': '1484.356', 'end': '1485.816', 'text': "There's only benefit."}, {'start': '1489.486', 'end': '1492.816', 'text': 'Mr. Deshmukh, have\nyou ever seen a cab driver'}, {'start': '1492.856', 'end': '1494.736', 'text': 'like me in the whole of Mumbai?'}, {'start': '1494.896', 'end': '1495.526', 'text': 'Absolutely not.'}, {'start': '1495.736', 'end': '1497.186', 'text': "I didn't become rich overnight."}, {'start': '1498.526', 'end': '1499.896', 'text': "I didn't become rich overnight."}, {'start': '1501.356', 'end': '1503.436', 'text': 'Thanks to him, I became rich.\nFirst, I was very poor.'}, {'start': '1503.486', 'end': '1505.236', 'text': "I mean, I can't even tell you."}, {'start': '1505.436', 'end': '1506.816', 'text': "If you can't tell us\nthen show us."}, {'start': '1507.106', 'end': '1507.856', 'text': "I'll show you."}, {'start': '1507.986', 'end': '1509.276', 'text': 'Show my pic, please.'}, {'start': '1515.856', 'end': '1517.776', 'text': 'I was so poor.\nAll I ate for dinner were cuss words.'}, {'start': '1518.686', 'end': '1520.736', 'text': 'When it was time for dinner,\nwe used to pelt the neighbours,'}, {'start': '1520.776', 'end': '1522.276', 'text': "they used to abuse\nand that's what we ate and slept."}, {'start': '1522.396', 'end': '1524.276', 'text': 'That level of poverty.'}, {'start': '1524.686', 'end': '1530.236', 'text': 'I mean, such activity used to take\nplace in the backseat of my taxi first.'}, {'start': '1530.526', 'end': '1532.606', 'text': "-Now, it's income.\n-It's income now!"}, {'start': '1533.146', 'end': '1535.276', 'text': 'Ever since he entered my life,'}, {'start': '1535.486', 'end': '1537.986', 'text': 'I got a lot of money.'}, {'start': '1538.316', 'end': '1540.896', 'text': 'So much money\nthat I can afford petrol.'}, {'start': '1542.436', 'end': '1543.686', 'text': 'Wow!'}, {'start': '1544.106', 'end': '1546.486', 'text': 'First, I used to wear a towel\naround my neck, now I wear gold.'}, {'start': '1546.856', 'end': '1549.686', 'text': "It's no ordinary gold..."}, {'start': '1550.776', 'end': '1554.066', 'text': "-It's 50 tola!\n-50 tola."}, {'start': '1556.066', 'end': '1559.686', 'text': 'This was possible due to his songs.'}, {'start': '1559.856', 'end': '1563.396', 'text': 'Everyone hears his\nhit songs in my taxi.'}, {'start': '1563.526', 'end': '1565.146', 'text': 'He parties all night,'}, {'start': '1565.276', 'end': '1567.856', 'text': 'so I get fares because of that.\nThen I charge them night charge.'}, {'start': '1569.396', 'end': '1571.396', 'text': 'I earn a lot of money.'}, {'start': '1571.776', 'end': '1576.146', 'text': "The passengers don't\nrealize how time flies."}, {'start': '1576.276', 'end': '1578.026', 'text': 'But my meter keeps rolling!'}, {'start': '1578.606', 'end': '1583.146', 'text': 'Once I took a passenger\nfrom Andheri to Bandra, via Kolkata.'}, {'start': '1583.686', 'end': '1585.146', 'text': 'He never realized it.'}, {'start': '1587.986', 'end': '1590.236', 'text': "I've earned so much money!"}, {'start': '1592.856', 'end': '1594.736', 'text': 'Sell it and buy a home.'}, {'start': '1604.106', 'end': '1605.936', 'text': 'Do you want to say anything else?'}, {'start': '1606.186', 'end': '1607.816', 'text': 'On a serious note,\nI would like to say'}, {'start': '1607.856', 'end': '1611.236', 'text': 'that when we pick or\ndrop a fare, we tell them'}, {'start': '1611.316', 'end': '1612.776', 'text': 'to rate us.'}, {'start': '1612.856', 'end': '1615.146', 'text': "But today, the person\ndue to whom I'm earning,"}, {'start': '1615.276', 'end': '1617.606', 'text': 'I would like to rate him\n5 out of 5.'}, {'start': '1620.436', 'end': '1621.186', 'text': 'Absolutely.'}, {'start': '1621.896', 'end': '1622.646', 'text': 'Absolutely!'}, {'start': '1622.686', 'end': '1624.486', 'text': 'That was from the heart.'}, {'start': '1625.526', 'end': '1628.896', 'text': 'This is the truth.\nThe rest are my keys!'}, {'start': '1632.146', 'end': '1633.026', 'text': 'The key.'}, {'start': '1633.106', 'end': '1635.026', 'text': '-He...\n-The key!'}, {'start': '1635.316', 'end': '1636.486', 'text': "It's too late."}, {'start': '1637.436', 'end': '1638.606', 'text': 'This is called...'}, {'start': '1638.686', 'end': '1640.856', 'text': "This is Varun Sharma's humour."}, {'start': '1640.936', 'end': '1642.936', 'text': 'He got up after two days.'}, {'start': '1643.186', 'end': '1644.856', 'text': 'Oh, my key!'}, {'start': '1647.986', 'end': '1648.776', 'text': 'My Lord,'}, {'start': '1649.146', 'end': '1650.566', 'text': 'Yes, meet me outside, My Lord.'}, {'start': '1650.686', 'end': '1651.776', 'text': 'Meet me outside, My Lord.'}, {'start': '1651.856', 'end': '1654.736', 'text': "I'll make you sit in the taxi,\nlock it and for two hours"}, {'start': '1654.856', 'end': '1656.526', 'text': "I'll make you listen to\nAltaf Raja's songs."}, {'start': '1657.896', 'end': '1660.486', 'text': '-Bye, Taxi Driver.\n-Thank you.'}, {'start': '1668.856', 'end': '1671.646', 'text': 'Badshah, do you have\nanything to say in your defence?'}, {'start': '1674.606', 'end': '1676.186', 'text': 'I just want to say that..'}, {'start': '1676.276', 'end': '1679.736', 'text': "Yes, I'm fond of\nexpensive jackets, clothes"}, {'start': '1680.146', 'end': '1682.106', 'text': 'and like buying expensive cars.'}, {'start': '1682.276', 'end': '1684.816', 'text': 'I rap a lot about parties too.'}, {'start': '1685.106', 'end': '1687.396', 'text': 'But if my songs become viral,'}, {'start': '1687.816', 'end': '1688.606', 'text': 'what can I do?'}, {'start': '1694.436', 'end': '1698.936', 'text': 'Yes! I say it in every song,\n"It\'s your boy Badshah!"'}, {'start': '1700.436', 'end': '1703.146', 'text': 'But because of that'}, {'start': '1703.236', 'end': '1706.146', 'text': "if every cute girl's\ndream is to tell me,"}, {'start': '1706.236', 'end': '1710.316', 'text': '"It\'s your boy Badshah"\nthen what must I do?'}, {'start': '1714.236', 'end': '1716.856', 'text': "Yes. I'm a fond of various brands,"}, {'start': '1716.986', 'end': '1719.986', 'text': 'but if my name has become\na brand itself, what can I do?'}, {'start': '1723.146', 'end': '1726.816', 'text': 'So, My Lord, I would\njust like to say...'}, {'start': '1727.106', 'end': '1729.816', 'text': "It's your boy Badshah!"}, {'start': '1743.316', 'end': '1745.316', 'text': 'But... But...'}, {'start': '1745.436', 'end': '1749.566', 'text': 'You have to click a selfie\nwith this man who holding a stick'}, {'start': '1752.146', 'end': '1754.856', 'text': "Brother, I'm seeing fully\nfor the first time."}, {'start': '1754.856', 'end': '1756.186', 'text': 'I thought he was just half.'}, {'start': '1760.526', 'end': '1762.686', 'text': "Brother, you've worn amazing shoes!"}, {'start': '1762.856', 'end': '1764.646', 'text': 'I have to wear it, brother.'}, {'start': '1764.856', 'end': '1766.396', 'text': 'I have to shoe-off, right?'}, {'start': '1768.896', 'end': '1771.986', 'text': 'Campus Shoes is one of our sponsors.'}]