【田姥姥 Grandma Tian】一直有人喊她，我姥都吃不下飯了#搞笑 #姥姥的嘴到底有多碎
我是田姥姥
[{'start': '0.133', 'end': '2.666', 'text': 'Let a friend record a voice and connect the speaker,'}, {'start': '4.733', 'end': '6.266', 'text': 'then hide the speaker.'}, {'start': '6.266', 'end': '7.966', 'text': 'Finally, I colluded with the master to sing a good song'}, {'start': '11.800', 'end': '13.933', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '19.600', 'end': '22.900', 'text': 'Hahahahaha .'}, {'start': '26.000', 'end': '26.900', 'text': 'I'}, {'start': '26.900', 'end': '29.666', 'text': 'didn’t listen'}, {'start': '30.333', 'end': '31.400', 'text': '. I did'}, {'start': '31.400', 'end': '33.466', 'text': 'n’t listen'}, {'start': '33.466', 'end': '35.300', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '35.300', 'end': '37.100', 'text': 'Hahaha'}, {'start': '37.200', 'end': '39.200', 'text': '. I'}, {'start': '39.466', 'end': '42.000', 'text': 'didn’t listen. Why haven’t I listened'}, {'start': '42.000', 'end': '43.333', 'text': '?'}, {'start': '43.333', 'end': '44.733', 'text': 'I'}, {'start': '44.733', 'end': '46.933', 'text': 'did n’t'}, {'start': '48.133', 'end': '49.966', 'text': 'listen'}, {'start': '49.966', 'end': '52.800', 'text': '. Something is wrong.'}, {'start': '52.800', 'end': '54.366', 'text': "Let's eat here,"}, {'start': '56.266', 'end': '57.266', 'text': 'can I eat?'}, {'start': '57.266', 'end': '59.266', 'text': 'Look at me, here, here, you call me over there,'}, {'start': '59.266', 'end': '60.166', 'text': 'you call me ,'}, {'start': '60.166', 'end': '62.133', 'text': "hahaha, old man, don't be nervous."}, {'start': '62.133', 'end': '63.700', 'text': 'I helped me before, I kept asking you to drink milk tea'}, {'start': '63.700', 'end': '64.500', 'text': ", but I didn't ask me"}, {'start': '64.500', 'end': '66.766', 'text': "to take out Meituan. I'm going to order you the first cup of milk tea in autumn."}, {'start': '66.766', 'end': '68.966', 'text': "I'm so shocked. Why don't you thank me"}, {'start': '70.366', 'end': '71.300', 'text': "? You can't listen to me this time."}, {'start': '72.300', 'end': '73.866', 'text': "I look at you. You've been too nervous these past two days."}, {'start': '74.266', 'end': '76.366', 'text': "You didn't do this last night ."}, {'start': '77.400', 'end': '78.466', 'text': 'Give me a sip.'}, {'start': '79.000', 'end': '83.466', 'text': 'Hahaha. Give me a sip.'}, {'start': '83.700', 'end': '86.533', 'text': 'Hahaha. Give me a drink.'}, {'start': '86.766', 'end': '88.266', 'text': 'Why did you put it'}, {'start': '88.400', 'end': '89.400', 'text': 'hahaha?'}, {'start': '89.600', 'end': '91.566', 'text': 'When I deliberately made trouble with my grandma,'}, {'start': '91.566', 'end': '92.733', 'text': 'your melon is still sweet'}, {'start': '93.933', 'end': '95.933', 'text': '. Why is your melon not sweet?'}, {'start': '97.933', 'end': '99.166', 'text': 'Are you sick?'}, {'start': '99.733', 'end': '100.666', 'text': 'This is bitter melon .'}, {'start': '100.666', 'end': '101.966', 'text': 'Bitter melon is sweet and everything is sweet.'}, {'start': '102.266', 'end': '105.766', 'text': "Hahaha. How can you prove that it's not sweet?"}, {'start': '115.800', 'end': '116.900', 'text': 'Come on, drink some water.'}, {'start': '118.566', 'end': '120.366', 'text': 'Oh my god, thank you.'}, {'start': '122.000', 'end': '123.733', 'text': 'Hey, what are you doing drinking so much'}, {'start': '124.400', 'end': '125.933', 'text': '? Haha'}, {'start': '128.600', 'end': '129.566', 'text': ', no one has a phone'}, {'start': '129.566', 'end': '131.333', 'text': '. No one will pay you back. Rolling, rolling, rolling,'}, {'start': '133.133', 'end': '134.300', 'text': 'what kind of chopped green onion should be put on the oil sauce'}, {'start': '134.300', 'end': '136.300', 'text': "? That taste of chopped green onion. What's your taste"}, {'start': '137.400', 'end': '139.066', 'text': 'today? Look for trouble with me, what are you looking for'}, {'start': '139.066', 'end': '140.000', 'text': "? Don't you think others won't eat it?"}, {'start': '140.800', 'end': '142.266', 'text': 'You eat Zhou black duck, crayfish and shrimp balls'}, {'start': '143.766', 'end': '144.566', 'text': 'at night'}, {'start': '147.066', 'end': '148.666', 'text': '. You can eat a pound of lobster with one hand.'}, {'start': '149.266', 'end': '151.100', 'text': 'Just this box.'}, {'start': '151.100', 'end': '151.666', 'text': 'I'}, {'start': '151.666', 'end': '153.666', 'text': 'buy shrimp every Tuesday and thirty and get duck clavicle.'}, {'start': '154.566', 'end': '155.800', 'text': "It's"}, {'start': '155.966', 'end': '156.933', 'text': 'delicious'}, {'start': '157.500', 'end': '158.733', 'text': ". I don't eat what"}, {'start': '158.733', 'end': '160.366', 'text': 'you buy.'}, {'start': '160.666', 'end': '162.500', 'text': "I 'm afraid"}, {'start': '162.500', 'end': '163.600', 'text': 'that if you'}, {'start': '163.600', 'end': '164.533', 'text': 'make'}, {'start': '164.533', 'end': '165.200', 'text': 'trouble,'}, {'start': '165.200', 'end': '166.466', 'text': "you just don't believe"}, {'start': '166.600', 'end': '167.866', 'text': 'me'}, {'start': '168.100', 'end': '169.300', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '171.166', 'end': '171.800', 'text': 'Well, today I'}, {'start': '171.866', 'end': '173.933', 'text': 'compete with my grandma on the snow gourd strips.'}, {'start': '173.966', 'end': '175.366', 'text': 'I have to'}, {'start': '175.366', 'end': '176.600', 'text': 'do it for a while. You go up there and'}, {'start': '176.600', 'end': '178.600', 'text': 'finish the snow. I’m going to leave the snow to prevent you from peeking at my tricks.'}, {'start': '179.966', 'end': '180.966', 'text': 'Oops, you two .'}, {'start': '180.966', 'end': '182.533', 'text': 'I’m dragging you for a piece of shit.'}, {'start': '182.766', 'end': '184.166', 'text': 'If you don’t jump, I’ll see if it’s good.'}, {'start': '184.166', 'end': '184.966', 'text': 'What’s wrong'}, {'start': '185.733', 'end': '186.300', 'text': 'with you?'}, {'start': '186.300', 'end': '189.133', 'text': 'Grandma, if you don’t pick two, it’s not enough. I advise you'}, {'start': '190.300', 'end': '191.933', 'text': '. Help me. I won'}, {'start': '191.933', 'end': '193.300', 'text': '. Hahahaha.'}, {'start': '193.733', 'end': '195.366', 'text': 'Look at me, do you want to bite me?'}, {'start': '195.500', 'end': '196.600', 'text': 'Look at you.'}, {'start': '196.600', 'end': '197.533', 'text': 'Look at me.'}, {'start': '200.166', 'end': '201.266', 'text': 'Look at yours.'}, {'start': '202.133', 'end': '203.400', 'text': "I'm ready. I"}, {'start': '203.466', 'end': '205.700', 'text': 'asked you to peel this gourd. If you win,'}, {'start': '207.666', 'end': '208.800', 'text': 'you tricked me . You'}, {'start': '209.533', 'end': '210.533', 'text': "can't say it like that."}, {'start': '210.533', 'end': '211.100', 'text': 'Look at'}, {'start': '211.100', 'end': '213.466', 'text': 'all the gourds in this courtyard .'}, {'start': '213.800', 'end': '215.866', 'text': "Isn't it great for you to win a championship"}, {'start': '225.500', 'end': '229.266', 'text': '? Oops, OMG, OMG, what are you doing'}, {'start': '230.133', 'end': '232.500', 'text': '? No, haha.'}, {'start': '234.700', 'end': '241.466', 'text': 'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,'}, {'start': '242.800', 'end': '244.800', 'text': 'why are you coming back'}, {'start': '244.900', 'end': '246.166', 'text': '? Don’t be angry.'}, {'start': '246.166', 'end': '247.166', 'text': 'I'}, {'start': '247.166', 'end': '249.800', 'text': 'bought you Yilixinfu Sagitar milk powder, bitcoin'}, {'start': '249.800', 'end': '251.200', 'text': ', and two Chinese ingredients'}, {'start': '251.200', 'end': '252.766', 'text': 'are rich in protein Quality and other 16 kinds of nutrients'}, {'start': '252.766', 'end': '253.900', 'text': 'are especially suitable for your sleep.'}, {'start': '253.900', 'end': '255.100', 'text': 'Leave some for me.'}, {'start': '255.900', 'end': '256.966', 'text': 'Leave some for his pants.'}, {'start': '256.966', 'end': '258.300', 'text': 'Leave some for him. Leave some for'}, {'start': '258.300', 'end': '260.133', 'text': 'him. Leave some for'}, {'start': '260.133', 'end': '261.800', 'text': 'him. Leave some for you. One day, you will look at him. You are so annoying.'}, {'start': '262.666', 'end': '263.466', 'text': 'Leave some'}, {'start': '264.666', 'end': '265.166', 'text': 'for my grandpa'}, {'start': '265.166', 'end': '267.566', 'text': '. Okay , keep it for my grandpa,'}, {'start': '267.566', 'end': '271.866', 'text': 'hahaha\n, keep it for you, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,'}, {'start': '272.000', 'end': '274.300', 'text': 'you are not allowed to keep the way I wash my face.'}, {'start': '274.300', 'end': '275.700', 'text': 'What the hell are you doing?'}, {'start': '276.866', 'end': '277.933', 'text': 'What else do you have in mind'}, {'start': '279.266', 'end': '280.066', 'text': '? OMG,'}, {'start': '280.066', 'end': '281.166', 'text': 'this pearl wheel,'}, {'start': '281.866', 'end': '285.166', 'text': 'I don’t allow you to keep it, hahaha.'}, {'start': '288.066', 'end': '290.100', 'text': 'Hahahaha,'}, {'start': '290.500', 'end': '291.366', 'text': 'it’s over. Grandma, there’s a blood ring'}, {'start': '291.366', 'end': '292.933', 'text': 'sitting at our door. My legs are discounted.'}, {'start': '292.966', 'end': '293.933', 'text': 'Who knows that word'}, {'start': '293.966', 'end': '296.266', 'text': '? Oh my god, this, this, this, this, this, isn’t this going to make things worse?'}, {'start': '296.966', 'end': '299.566', 'text': 'What are you doing here?'}, {'start': '299.566', 'end': '304.200', 'text': 'Hahaha, I’ll beat you.'}, {'start': '304.700', 'end': '307.000', 'text': "Haha, grandma, it’s snowing. Why don't I give dad"}, {'start': '308.366', 'end': '309.600', 'text': 'around?'}, {'start': '310.100', 'end': '316.266', 'text': 'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'}, {'start': '317.333', 'end': '319.333', 'text': 'come here hahaha'}, {'start': '320.133', 'end': '322.600', 'text': "Teacher, let's keep our distance."}, {'start': '322.600', 'end': '323.300', 'text': 'You are in the same hospital and I am'}, {'start': '323.300', 'end': '324.533', 'text': "outside the hospital. Don't play around."}, {'start': '324.533', 'end': '326.000', 'text': "I don't take toothpicks. I don't take toothpicks"}, {'start': '326.333', 'end': '327.133', 'text': ". That's okay"}, {'start': '329.166', 'end': '329.966', 'text': ". Let's put it."}, {'start': '331.133', 'end': '333.400', 'text': 'Let it go.'}, {'start': '333.733', 'end': '335.766', 'text': 'Hahaha.'}, {'start': '336.600', 'end': '337.400', 'text': "Let's play with me again."}, {'start': '337.400', 'end': '338.900', 'text': 'Mom, this is'}, {'start': '338.900', 'end': '340.266', 'text': "my old baby. Isn't it cold ?"}, {'start': '340.266', 'end': '342.400', 'text': 'Come on, old baby, come and have a cup of 999'}, {'start': '342.400', 'end': '343.966', 'text': "cold spirit. It's warm and considerate like me."}, {'start': '343.966', 'end': '344.800', 'text': "It's almost"}, {'start': '344.900', 'end': '346.700', 'text': 'grandma. The four generals of your family are very well-dressed.'}, {'start': '346.700', 'end': '348.166', 'text': 'Hahaha,'}, {'start': '348.166', 'end': '349.266', 'text': 'let me play with that'}, {'start': '349.266', 'end': '350.200', 'text': 'dog. Grandma,'}, {'start': '350.766', 'end': '351.700', 'text': 'why is that dog of yours not'}, {'start': '351.700', 'end': '355.366', 'text': 'working? If you can’t pull it in the school, please take care of it'}, {'start': '355.600', 'end': '357.100', 'text': '. Hahaha, what are you doing? Haha, your'}, {'start': '357.533', 'end': '358.466', 'text': 'school, your school'}, {'start': '359.300', 'end': '359.733', 'text': ', my god,'}, {'start': '359.733', 'end': '360.366', 'text': 'I’ll accompany you.'}, {'start': '360.366', 'end': '361.533', 'text': 'I want to go out to do some work'}, {'start': '361.933', 'end': '363.600', 'text': 'while he pulls her to school. Oh my,'}, {'start': '364.900', 'end': '366.466', 'text': 'my grandma wants to treat her when she gets her pension.'}, {'start': '366.466', 'end': '367.800', 'text': 'I took her to a high-end restaurant'}, {'start': '367.800', 'end': '369.566', 'text': 'and lied to her that it was a buffet for 51 people.'}, {'start': '369.566', 'end': '370.966', 'text': 'The menu is all classic.'}, {'start': '370.966', 'end': '373.333', 'text': 'Just order 23456'}, {'start': '374.333', 'end': '375.866', 'text': 'red and green 200. Red and green 200'}, {'start': '375.933', 'end': '379.400', 'text': 'hahaha. These melon seeds look expensive for you . It’s suitable for you'}, {'start': '379.400', 'end': '380.100', 'text': 'to eat.'}, {'start': '380.100', 'end': '381.933', 'text': 'Normally, just'}, {'start': '381.933', 'end': '382.733', 'text': 'give me one lobster'}, {'start': '382.733', 'end': '383.566', 'text': '. Isn’t it suitable'}, {'start': '383.566', 'end': '385.100', 'text': '? Hahaha. One for each person'}, {'start': '385.166', 'end': '386.366', 'text': '. One is enough.'}, {'start': '386.466', 'end': '387.333', 'text': 'Just one.'}, {'start': '387.333', 'end': '388.366', 'text': 'This is not enough. Hahaha.'}, {'start': '388.366', 'end': '390.966', 'text': 'King crab. King crab. King crab. King crab.'}, {'start': '390.966', 'end': '391.966', 'text': 'One for each person.'}, {'start': '392.000', 'end': '394.333', 'text': 'Hahaha. You like to eat king crab ?'}, {'start': '394.333', 'end': '395.400', 'text': 'Is this Hanamaki what'}, {'start': '395.600', 'end': '395.966', 'text': 'can you'}, {'start': '395.966', 'end': '397.200', 'text': 'eat and wear later'}, {'start': '397.200', 'end': '398.533', 'text': '? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'}, {'start': '398.733', 'end': '399.800', 'text': 'Who eliminated eating radish'}, {'start': '399.966', 'end': '401.600', 'text': 'and ordered a mandarin fish'}, {'start': '402.166', 'end': '403.333', 'text': '? Steamed mandarin fish?'}, {'start': '403.366', 'end': '404.166', 'text': 'The most expensive one .'}, {'start': '404.333', 'end': '405.133', 'text': 'The most expensive one.'}, {'start': '405.200', 'end': '408.200', 'text': 'Hahaha. Just help me process'}, {'start': '408.200', 'end': '409.133', 'text': 'it.'}, {'start': '409.266', 'end': '410.400', 'text': 'What the hell? This'}, {'start': '410.400', 'end': '411.733', 'text': 'sausage I bought from a foreigner is'}, {'start': '411.733', 'end': '412.333', 'text': 'so juicy'}, {'start': '412.333', 'end': '413.533', 'text': 'that it feels like it explodes when you bite it.'}, {'start': '413.533', 'end': '414.766', 'text': 'And they prepare it at home. The food is clean,'}, {'start': '414.766', 'end': '415.933', 'text': 'I eat with peace of mind,'}, {'start': '415.933', 'end': '416.733', 'text': 'I am full , I'}, {'start': '417.466', 'end': '418.333', 'text': 'fall in love with'}, {'start': '418.333', 'end': '419.866', 'text': 'you, you are stupid, ah, you are stupid'}, {'start': '421.466', 'end': '422.566', 'text': ', you two really eat this'}, {'start': '422.666', 'end': '423.766', 'text': ', hahaha ,'}, {'start': '423.766', 'end': '425.966', 'text': 'this is the most luxurious meal I have ever had in my life.'}, {'start': '426.966', 'end': '428.866', 'text': 'Yueyue, I, the wolf, will take you to luxury,'}, {'start': '428.866', 'end': '430.500', 'text': 'hahaha,'}, {'start': '431.266', 'end': '432.400', 'text': 'how is'}, {'start': '432.533', 'end': '433.466', 'text': 'this good? You can’t eat'}, {'start': '433.466', 'end': '435.800', 'text': 'this. I can’t eat anything with my money'}, {'start': '437.566', 'end': '440.500', 'text': '. Hahaha,'}, {'start': '440.700', 'end': '441.866', 'text': 'be honest, just stay here.'}, {'start': '442.000', 'end': '443.400', 'text': 'Take your phone away from me before you leave.'}, {'start': '443.400', 'end': '445.000', 'text': 'Hello, Uncle Wei.'}, {'start': '445.000', 'end': '446.300', 'text': "You are paying the bill today. It's okay."}, {'start': '446.300', 'end': '449.000', 'text': 'The total consumption is 2,365.'}, {'start': '449.000', 'end': '449.933', 'text': 'Are you mistaken?'}, {'start': '449.933', 'end': '451.500', 'text': 'If there are'}, {'start': '451.500', 'end': '453.400', 'text': "6 people at the table, it's exactly 200."}, {'start': '453.733', 'end': '454.866', 'text': "That's not a buffet."}, {'start': '454.866', 'end': '456.000', 'text': 'My house is a buffet.'}, {'start': '456.000', 'end': '456.566', 'text': "I don't"}, {'start': '456.566', 'end': '457.600', 'text': 'sit in the wrong place.'}, {'start': '457.600', 'end': '458.866', 'text': 'Is there a buffet in our house?'}, {'start': '458.866', 'end': '460.933', 'text': 'Hahaha,'}, {'start': '460.933', 'end': '462.300', 'text': 'no, our house is a la carte'}, {'start': '462.300', 'end': '463.700', 'text': ', your house has no buffet,'}, {'start': '463.700', 'end': '465.900', 'text': 'how could I have come to the buffet without me,'}, {'start': '465.933', 'end': '467.933', 'text': 'this is really a la carte, there'}, {'start': '467.933', 'end': '468.933', 'text': 'really is no buffet,'}, {'start': '468.933', 'end': '471.200', 'text': 'our house really doesn’t have anything'}, {'start': '473.366', 'end': '475.300', 'text': ', hahaha, okay, okay, okay,'}, {'start': '475.300', 'end': '475.866', 'text': 'I know,'}, {'start': '475.866', 'end': '476.666', 'text': 'now'}, {'start': '477.500', 'end': '478.900', 'text': 'hahaha,'}, {'start': '479.866', 'end': '481.500', 'text': 'hurry up and shit'}, {'start': '481.566', 'end': '484.100', 'text': ','}, {'start': '487.066', 'end': '488.366', 'text': 'hahahahahaha'}]