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[{'start': '0.200', 'end': '2.600', 'text': "It's me, it's me."}, {'start': '2.666', 'end': '3.700', 'text': "I'm telling you,"}, {'start': '3.700', 'end': '5.866', 'text': "this isn't actually a business livestream today,"}, {'start': '5.900', 'end': '8.066', 'text': "but I'm just curious"}, {'start': '8.200', 'end': '9.866', 'text': 'because I received a box of'}, {'start': '9.900', 'end': '10.900', 'text': 'PR stuff? Instant'}, {'start': '10.900', 'end': '12.933', 'text': 'noodles from the US. I'}, {'start': '12.933', 'end': '16.166', 'text': 'wonder if this stuff is delicious?'}, {'start': '16.466', 'end': '18.000', 'text': "I think it's suspicious,"}, {'start': '18.066', 'end': '20.166', 'text': "so I'm thinking of trying it today. Is it"}, {'start': '21.733', 'end': '22.933', 'text': 'business?'}, {'start': '22.933', 'end': '23.966', 'text': 'Maybe.'}, {'start': '23.966', 'end': '24.933', 'text': 'I have a link and a'}, {'start': '24.933', 'end': '26.133', 'text': 'code. I'}, {'start': '26.133', 'end': '26.966', 'text': 'can buy it in bulk,'}, {'start': '26.966', 'end': '29.966', 'text': "but I don't strongly recommend that you buy it"}, {'start': '29.966', 'end': '31.600', 'text': "because I don't know if it tastes good or not."}, {'start': '31.600', 'end': '32.600', 'text': "I haven't eaten it yet. I'll"}, {'start': '32.600', 'end': '34.933', 'text': 'tell you after I finish eating it today.'}, {'start': '34.933', 'end': '35.733', 'text': 'But they'}, {'start': '35.733', 'end': '37.133', 'text': "don't mainly sell instant noodles. They"}, {'start': '37.500', 'end': '38.966', 'text': 'mainly sell'}, {'start': '38.966', 'end': '40.066', 'text': 'powdered energy drinks. Do'}, {'start': '40.066', 'end': '40.733', 'text': 'you think A Niang Wei has a'}, {'start': '40.733', 'end': '41.899', 'text': 'yellow label?!'}, {'start': '42.033', 'end': '44.133', 'text': "Let's decide on the instant noodle flavor first. The instant noodle flavors include"}, {'start': '49.733', 'end': '53.233', 'text': "artificial chicken flavor. What's"}, {'start': '53.400', 'end': '55.366', 'text': "it called in Chinese? Anyway, it's chemical chicken flavor. Does it have to be so straightforward?! One is"}, {'start': '55.366', 'end': '57.733', 'text': 'called chemical vegetable flavor,'}, {'start': '58.033', 'end': '60.333', 'text': 'one is called chemical beef flavor, and one is'}, {'start': '60.333', 'end': '62.366', 'text': 'called chemical chicken flavor. Artificial'}, {'start': '63.600', 'end': '65.366', 'text': 'chemicals, artificial'}, {'start': '65.466', 'end': '67.499', 'text': 'chemical instant noodles. Everyone!'}, {'start': '67.500', 'end': '69.166', 'text': 'Which one do you want to eat today?'}, {'start': '69.166', 'end': '70.566', 'text': 'Chemical chicken,'}, {'start': '71.000', 'end': '72.000', 'text': 'should I say honestly?'}, {'start': '72.000', 'end': '72.966', 'text': 'Or what? Yes, I'}, {'start': '73.000', 'end': '75.133', 'text': 'think their brand is really tiny, just'}, {'start': '75.133', 'end': '76.700', 'text': '*3'}, {'start': '77.000', 'end': '78.666', 'text': "I really don't know what it is. Come on,"}, {'start': '78.800', 'end': '80.733', 'text': "this is our dinner today. It's"}, {'start': '82.300', 'end': '84.400', 'text': 'all about technology and hard work! Instant'}, {'start': '84.400', 'end': '85.366', 'text': 'noodles group.'}, {'start': '85.400', 'end': '87.166', 'text': 'I received quite a lot of these instant noodles. Would any of'}, {'start': '87.166', 'end': '88.733', 'text': 'you want to try them?'}, {'start': '89.500', 'end': '91.500', 'text': 'Chat room: The sad picture of a Vtuber sacrificing his health!'}, {'start': '91.500', 'end': '92.233', 'text': 'Oh, really.'}, {'start': '92.400', 'end': '93.900', 'text': 'Oh, I just think his brand'}, {'start': '93.900', 'end': '95.833', 'text': 'is very suspicious. And'}, {'start': '96.000', 'end': '96.866', 'text': 'you know,'}, {'start': '96.866', 'end': '98.866', 'text': 'this brand has cooperated with many big Vtubers in Europe and the United States.'}, {'start': '100.066', 'end': '101.399', 'text': "Then I don't know why"}, {'start': '101.400', 'end': '103.300', 'text': "they came to me. Do you know? I'm a person who"}, {'start': '103.433', 'end': '104.866', 'text': "doesn't"}, {'start': '104.866', 'end': '106.399', 'text': 'do English live broadcasts.'}, {'start': '106.500', 'end': '108.700', 'text': 'They sent me a letter and I thought it was a scam! Do'}, {'start': '108.700', 'end': '109.300', 'text': 'you understand?'}, {'start': '109.566', 'end': '110.866', 'text': 'I thought it was a scam.'}, {'start': '112.533', 'end': '113.866', 'text': 'Chat room: Are you also a European or American'}, {'start': '113.866', 'end': '115.266', 'text': 'V? Am I also a European or American V?'}, {'start': '115.300', 'end': '116.000', 'text': 'okay so today we'}, {'start': '127.500', 'end': '129.300', 'text': "'re trying out a gamer sups they send me a bunch of weird [ __ ] so we're gonna do it today we're gonna try this out and see. I don't know how long does it take to cook the ramen? Oh, it's just like regular instant noodles."}, {'start': '129.466', 'end': '131.766', 'text': 'This is the same as regular instant noodles.'}, {'start': '131.766', 'end': '133.100', 'text': "OK, it's not weird."}, {'start': '133.100', 'end': '134.600', 'text': 'Chat room: Could it be the business of Gogo?'}, {'start': '134.600', 'end': '136.000', 'text': 'No, no.'}, {'start': '136.166', 'end': '137.133', 'text': 'Chat room: Because you can speak English, right They'}, {'start': '137.133', 'end': '139.600', 'text': 'sent me a letter in English directly and'}, {'start': '139.600', 'end': '141.600', 'text': 'asked me if I wanted to cooperate with them.'}, {'start': '141.600', 'end': '143.166', 'text': 'They will send me something'}, {'start': '143.166', 'end': '145.066', 'text': 'and give me this code. If you buy it, I have it. I'}, {'start': '145.066', 'end': '146.066', 'text': 'have'}, {'start': '146.066', 'end': '147.766', 'text': 'money to take it.'}, {'start': '147.966', 'end': '149.400', 'text': 'But the'}, {'start': '149.400', 'end': '151.433', 'text': 'shipping fee is actually quite expensive. Uh,'}, {'start': '151.700', 'end': '153.100', 'text': 'although'}, {'start': '153.100', 'end': '155.333', 'text': 'they didn’t ask me to do a business live broadcast,'}, {'start': '155.400', 'end': '157.466', 'text': 'but I wanted to unbox it myself'}, {'start': '157.466', 'end': '158.933', 'text': 'because I think'}, {'start': '158.933', 'end': '160.000', 'text': 'no one in Taiwan has'}, {'start': '160.000', 'end': '161.533', 'text': 'received this thing yet. It’s'}, {'start': '161.533', 'end': '163.100', 'text': 'pretty cool. It’s pretty cool. There’s'}, {'start': '163.133', 'end': '164.333', 'text': 'no meat, no meat,'}, {'start': '164.333', 'end': '165.400', 'text': 'absolutely nothing.'}, {'start': '165.400', 'end': '166.333', 'text': 'Today, I didn’t have any'}, {'start': '167.700', 'end': '168.733', 'text': 'business or'}, {'start': '168.733', 'end': '169.500', 'text': 'business matching. I really did'}, {'start': '169.500', 'end': '170.333', 'text': 'n’t have'}, {'start': '170.333', 'end': '171.733', 'text': 'this. I just went to buy it myself.'}, {'start': '171.733', 'end': '173.300', 'text': 'I originally wanted to buy Yuancui'}, {'start': '174.500', 'end': '175.900', 'text': 'Yulu, but for some reason, I didn’t see Yuancui Yulu.'}, {'start': '175.900', 'end': '176.533', 'text': 'FamilyMart'}, {'start': '176.566', 'end': '179.000', 'text': 'actually only had Taiwan Qingcha. Can you believe it?! And it’s even changed to a new'}, {'start': '179.066', 'end': '180.266', 'text': 'packaging.'}, {'start': '180.266', 'end': '181.966', 'text': 'I want to say, it’s wearing new clothes. It'}, {'start': '181.966', 'end': '182.866', 'text': 'suits'}, {'start': '188.400', 'end': '189.633', 'text': 'me very well. Don’t you think the color matching of Yuancui is exactly'}, {'start': '190.600', 'end': '194.100', 'text': 'mine!? Is it plagiarizing?'}, {'start': '195.566', 'end': '197.366', 'text': 'This is the new packaging. Is it plagiarizing me? Is it plagiarizing my new clothes? Everyone, I did it first, did you know? This is the new packaging.'}, {'start': '197.366', 'end': '198.533', 'text': 'I did it first! Yuancui, I did it first!'}, {'start': '198.533', 'end': '199.866', 'text': 'How can you plagiarize me?'}, {'start': '199.866', 'end': '203.166', 'text': "Chat room: I didn't want to cooperate with you, but ended up using your colors."}, {'start': '203.599', 'end': '206.766', 'text': 'Yuancui, if you officially cooperate with me, I can'}, {'start': '206.766', 'end': '208.499', 'text': 'forgive you.'}, {'start': '212.333', 'end': '213.533', 'text': 'Yuancui, Yuancui, please send me another box of Yuancui. We are out of Yuancui. I went to'}, {'start': '215.133', 'end': '217.933', 'text': 'find my agent M7'}, {'start': '217.933', 'end': '219.200', 'text': 'today. I went to'}, {'start': '219.200', 'end': '221.366', 'text': '4gamers company today for the first time.'}, {'start': '221.366', 'end': '223.233', 'text': 'Because I had to get something from him'}, {'start': '223.233', 'end': '226.099', 'text': 'because this company sent something there.'}, {'start': '226.100', 'end': '227.733', 'text': 'Well, I went to get something today'}, {'start': '227.733', 'end': '228.433', 'text': 'and then I'}, {'start': '228.433', 'end': '230.333', 'text': 'met M7, my agent.'}, {'start': '230.366', 'end': '231.600', 'text': 'Then he told me that'}, {'start': '231.600', 'end': '233.500', 'text': 'I watched your podcast.'}, {'start': '233.500', 'end': '236.100', 'text': "I didn't want to watch the whole podcast at all,"}, {'start': '236.100', 'end': '237.766', 'text': 'but I saw someone'}, {'start': '237.766', 'end': '239.599', 'text': 'marked the timeline below'}, {'start': '239.700', 'end': '240.766', 'text': 'and said'}, {'start': '240.766', 'end': '242.266', 'text': 'M7, you have worked hard.'}, {'start': '242.300', 'end': '243.400', 'text': 'Then he said: Hey!'}, {'start': '243.400', 'end': '244.266', 'text': 'You really treat me like a'}, {'start': '244.266', 'end': '245.966', 'text': "dog! It's"}, {'start': '247.333', 'end': '248.700', 'text': 'not stealing!'}, {'start': '248.700', 'end': '250.733', 'text': 'Next time when you mark the timeline,'}, {'start': '250.733', 'end': '252.566', 'text': "when we say bad things about others, don't mark it"}, {'start': '252.566', 'end': '253.700', 'text': 'out!'}, {'start': '253.700', 'end': '256.166', 'text': "Idiot! Don't, don't mark it out! The"}, {'start': '256.166', 'end': '257.366', 'text': 'bad things we said secretly were'}, {'start': '257.366', 'end': '258.533', 'text': 'heard by our agent!'}, {'start': '262.733', 'end': '263.533', 'text': 'Damn it! Damn it!'}, {'start': '263.700', 'end': '265.833', 'text': 'We were betrayed by the timeline superman. The'}, {'start': '265.900', 'end': '267.700', 'text': 'agent directly questioned me on the spot'}, {'start': '267.700', 'end': '269.733', 'text': 'and said: How could you say that!'}, {'start': '270.100', 'end': '271.800', 'text': 'You really treat me like a dog! I'}, {'start': '274.366', 'end': '275.533', 'text': "thought he wouldn't hear it"}, {'start': '275.533', 'end': '275.799', 'text': 'because I'}, {'start': '275.933', 'end': '277.866', 'text': "originally thought that he probably wouldn't listen to our podcast."}, {'start': '279.666', 'end': '281.066', 'text': 'Oh, so great~ So'}, {'start': '281.200', 'end': '282.500', 'text': 'great~'}, {'start': '282.533', 'end': '285.333', 'text': 'Thank you Yuancui for elevating my instant noodles.'}, {'start': '285.533', 'end': '287.599', 'text': 'You are indeed my eternal love.'}, {'start': '287.600', 'end': '288.733', 'text': 'Although'}, {'start': '288.733', 'end': '291.199', 'text': 'your new packaging seems to be plagiarizing my 2.0.'}, {'start': '292.400', 'end': '293.700', 'text': 'Look at this cloud and this mist. Look at the clouds and'}, {'start': '293.700', 'end': '296.200', 'text': "mist floating above my head. It's just that there"}, {'start': '296.500', 'end': '299.500', 'text': "seem to be too many coincidences~! Yuancui! It's true that"}, {'start': '299.733', 'end': '301.933', 'text': 'my 1.0 was inspired by you,'}, {'start': '303.866', 'end': '306.166', 'text': 'but my 2.0 has nothing to do with you.'}, {'start': '306.300', 'end': '307.533', 'text': 'I released 2.0 first,'}, {'start': '307.533', 'end': '309.333', 'text': 'and then you released this new packaging for me. Are you'}, {'start': '309.433', 'end': '311.699', 'text': "really not hinting at anything? It's"}, {'start': '311.700', 'end': '313.066', 'text': 'really suspicious.'}, {'start': '313.300', 'end': '315.366', 'text': 'Um, Yuancui,'}, {'start': '315.366', 'end': '316.366', 'text': 'um, weird. If you'}, {'start': '316.366', 'end': '317.700', 'text': 'want to print my face'}, {'start': '317.700', 'end': '319.700', 'text': 'on the packaging, you have to tell me. Hum.'}, {'start': '321.700', 'end': '322.300', 'text': 'Chat room: The mouse looks good.'}, {'start': '322.300', 'end': '323.566', 'text': 'Hey, right?'}, {'start': '324.633', 'end': '326.266', 'text': 'When will VAXEE contact me with the Industrial and Commercial'}, {'start': '329.066', 'end': '331.299', 'text': "Bureau? I'll take whatever I have."}, {'start': '331.300', 'end': '333.633', 'text': 'Manufacturers, call me. I'}, {'start': '335.466', 'end': '336.433', 'text': 'really want the Marika'}, {'start': '336.433', 'end': '338.066', 'text': 'co-branded mouse and mouse pad~'}, {'start': '338.066', 'end': '340.433', 'text': 'I really like your mouse pad.'}, {'start': '340.466', 'end': '341.333', 'text': 'VAXEE,'}, {'start': '342.800', 'end': '344.866', 'text': 'can I print my face on it?'}, {'start': '344.900', 'end': '345.700', 'text': 'VAXEE'}]