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[{'start': '16.449', 'end': '18.318', 'text': "- [Boss] Okay, who's on the call?"}, {'start': '18.318', 'end': '19.452', 'text': '- [Chuck] This is Chuck from messaging.'}, {'start': '19.452', 'end': '20.987', 'text': '- [Barry] Barry from AD.'}, {'start': '20.987', 'end': '22.722', 'text': '- [Johnson] This is\nJohnson from networking.'}, {'start': '22.722', 'end': '24.391', 'text': '- Enough with the introductions.'}, {'start': '24.391', 'end': '25.859', 'text': "What's the status?"}, {'start': '25.859', 'end': '27.293', 'text': "- [Johnson] I don't think it's networks."}, {'start': '27.293', 'end': '28.495', 'text': "- [Barry] It's not the firewall."}, {'start': '28.495', 'end': '30.797', 'text': "- [Chuck] It's not the application."}, {'start': '30.797', 'end': '33.366', 'text': '- You guys done throwing\neach other under the bus?'}, {'start': '33.366', 'end': '35.835', 'text': "- [Chuck] I'm not\nthrowing anyone anywhere."}, {'start': '35.835', 'end': '37.303', 'text': "It's not the application."}, {'start': '37.303', 'end': '40.507', 'text': '- Chuck, do you know who I am?'}, {'start': '40.507', 'end': '42.175', 'text': '- [Chuck] Ah.'}, {'start': '42.175', 'end': '43.376', 'text': "- I'm Jordan Mackenzie,"}, {'start': '43.376', 'end': '44.677', 'text': 'fucking department head.'}, {'start': '44.677', 'end': '46.413', 'text': "You're a contractor, right?"}, {'start': '46.413', 'end': '47.781', 'text': '- [Chuck] Ah, yes.'}, {'start': '47.781', 'end': '50.216', 'text': '- You know I can have your ass\nescorted out of this building'}, {'start': '50.216', 'end': '51.217', 'text': 'in a minute.'}, {'start': '53.453', 'end': '54.954', 'text': 'Who the fuck was that?'}, {'start': '54.954', 'end': '56.656', 'text': '- [Randy] Jordan.'}, {'start': '56.656', 'end': '58.124', 'text': 'Do you know who this is?'}, {'start': '58.124', 'end': '59.025', 'text': '- No.'}, {'start': '59.025', 'end': '61.027', 'text': '- [Randy] Then fuck you.'}, {'start': '62.295', 'end': '63.129', 'text': '- [Phone Announcer] Randy Wolf'}, {'start': '63.129', 'end': '64.330', 'text': 'has left the call.'}, {'start': '64.330', 'end': '67.367', 'text': '- Who the fuck is Randy Wolf?'}, {'start': '67.367', 'end': '69.803', 'text': '(rock music)'}, {'start': '86.986', 'end': '88.855', 'text': '♫ On the sides'}, {'start': '88.855', 'end': '91.958', 'text': '♫ Of the deepest pockets'}, {'start': '91.958', 'end': '94.227', 'text': '♫ Well for a while'}, {'start': '94.227', 'end': '97.330', 'text': '♫ Until you get what you wanted'}, {'start': '97.330', 'end': '100.934', 'text': "♫ And there's nobody quite like you"}, {'start': '100.934', 'end': '103.670', 'text': '♫ To run the old machines and'}, {'start': '103.670', 'end': '106.506', 'text': '♫ Prey on weaker types to make'}, {'start': '106.506', 'end': '109.843', 'text': "♫ All of what you've imagined"}, {'start': '109.843', 'end': '112.312', 'text': '♫ All the way'}, {'start': '112.312', 'end': '115.615', 'text': '♫ You would have to go'}, {'start': '115.615', 'end': '118.184', 'text': '♫ All the way'}, {'start': '118.184', 'end': '121.354', 'text': '♫ To create your show'}, {'start': '133.399', 'end': '135.568', 'text': '(ringing)'}, {'start': '136.436', 'end': '138.605', 'text': '(beeping)'}, {'start': '140.206', 'end': '142.542', 'text': '(vibrating)'}, {'start': '159.592', 'end': '160.660', 'text': '- Ah, no, no,'}, {'start': '163.396', 'end': '164.230', 'text': 'no.'}, {'start': '165.632', 'end': '166.466', 'text': 'Nope.'}, {'start': '172.005', 'end': '174.340', 'text': '(vibrating)'}, {'start': '175.742', 'end': '176.576', 'text': 'You delf.'}, {'start': '177.677', 'end': '180.013', 'text': '(vibrating)'}, {'start': '183.650', 'end': '185.018', 'text': 'Hi Kevin,'}, {'start': '185.018', 'end': '186.286', 'text': "how's it going?"}, {'start': '190.290', 'end': '193.193', 'text': 'No, sir, I actually have today off.'}, {'start': '201.167', 'end': '202.335', 'text': "No sir, I don't,"}, {'start': '202.335', 'end': '203.169', 'text': "no, I don't"}, {'start': '203.169', 'end': '205.672', 'text': 'know who would have done that.'}, {'start': '207.240', 'end': '208.541', 'text': "No, I'm sorry sir,"}, {'start': '208.541', 'end': '209.576', 'text': "isn't,"}, {'start': '209.576', 'end': '211.377', 'text': "isn't Richard there right now?"}, {'start': '211.377', 'end': '212.212', 'text': "Can't?"}, {'start': '213.112', 'end': '213.947', 'text': "He's not."}, {'start': '215.248', 'end': '216.082', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '220.119', 'end': '221.120', 'text': 'Yeah.'}, {'start': '221.120', 'end': '222.422', 'text': 'Yes sir.'}, {'start': '222.422', 'end': '225.058', 'text': 'Okay, sir, yes I understand.'}, {'start': '225.058', 'end': '226.226', 'text': 'Yeah, well just til noon,'}, {'start': '226.226', 'end': '229.862', 'text': "and then Richard's going to be there."}, {'start': '229.862', 'end': '231.264', 'text': 'Okay, just til noon.'}, {'start': '231.264', 'end': '232.298', 'text': 'Alright.'}, {'start': '232.298', 'end': '233.833', 'text': 'Well,'}, {'start': '233.833', 'end': '234.834', 'text': 'yes sir,'}, {'start': '234.834', 'end': '238.938', 'text': "it's gonna take me a\nsecond to get ready, but."}, {'start': '238.938', 'end': '240.373', 'text': 'Hello?'}, {'start': '240.373', 'end': '242.809', 'text': '(rock music)'}, {'start': '259.926', 'end': '264.831', 'text': '♫ So big bright and full of light a'}, {'start': '264.831', 'end': '269.269', 'text': '♫ Dream that I had punctured night and'}, {'start': '269.269', 'end': '273.439', 'text': '♫ Peeled back black so I could see'}, {'start': '279.712', 'end': '281.848', 'text': '(rock music)'}, {'start': '281.848', 'end': '282.849', 'text': '- [Man] Dan.'}, {'start': '282.849', 'end': '283.683', 'text': 'Dan.'}, {'start': '285.785', 'end': '288.221', 'text': '(rock music)'}, {'start': '289.889', 'end': '292.458', 'text': '♫ Just to live'}, {'start': '298.364', 'end': '300.933', 'text': '♫ Just to live'}, {'start': '308.174', 'end': '310.343', 'text': '♫ Just to'}, {'start': '320.353', 'end': '322.155', 'text': "- You know you're gonna\nget slammed, right?"}, {'start': '322.155', 'end': '323.690', 'text': '- Yep.'}, {'start': '323.690', 'end': '324.891', 'text': '- Stam, D M, right.'}, {'start': '324.891', 'end': '326.159', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '326.159', 'end': '327.627', 'text': '- People are gonna freak.'}, {'start': '327.627', 'end': '329.062', 'text': '- Thanks Jackie,'}, {'start': '329.062', 'end': '330.129', 'text': 'I got it.'}, {'start': '330.129', 'end': '331.297', 'text': "- You're the techie, right?"}, {'start': '331.297', 'end': '332.565', 'text': 'Dude.'}, {'start': '332.565', 'end': '334.033', 'text': "My shit's gone."}, {'start': '334.033', 'end': '335.601', 'text': '- And what shit would that be?'}, {'start': '335.601', 'end': '336.769', 'text': '- Everything.'}, {'start': '336.769', 'end': '338.371', 'text': '- Yeah, okay.'}, {'start': '338.371', 'end': '339.572', 'text': "We're working on it."}, {'start': '339.572', 'end': '340.873', 'text': "- You're working on it?"}, {'start': '340.873', 'end': '342.241', 'text': 'I have some important pics on here.'}, {'start': '342.241', 'end': '344.744', 'text': '- How important can a picture be?'}, {'start': '345.511', 'end': '347.013', 'text': "Don't answer that."}, {'start': '347.146', 'end': '348.147', 'text': "- What's going on?"}, {'start': '348.147', 'end': '350.016', 'text': '- Someone jacked up MDM last night?'}, {'start': '350.016', 'end': '351.451', 'text': "- What's MDM?"}, {'start': '351.451', 'end': '353.219', 'text': '- Mobile device management.'}, {'start': '353.219', 'end': '354.554', 'text': '- Alright, look.'}, {'start': '354.554', 'end': '356.789', 'text': '- Are you the one who manages the phones?'}, {'start': '356.789', 'end': '357.790', 'text': '- No.'}, {'start': '357.790', 'end': '358.791', 'text': 'Not really.'}, {'start': '358.791', 'end': '359.792', 'text': 'Not even supposed to be here today.'}, {'start': '359.792', 'end': '361.127', 'text': '- Well all my shit is gone.'}, {'start': '361.127', 'end': '362.595', 'text': '(laughter)'}, {'start': '362.595', 'end': '363.963', 'text': '- [Dan] Laugh it up fuzzball.'}, {'start': '365.331', 'end': '366.165', 'text': '- Hey Dan?'}, {'start': '366.165', 'end': '367.166', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '367.166', 'end': '368.134', 'text': '- My phone.'}, {'start': '368.134', 'end': '369.469', 'text': '- Yes.'}, {'start': '369.469', 'end': '370.503', 'text': "- It's acting weird."}, {'start': '370.503', 'end': '371.504', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '372.405', 'end': '373.906', 'text': 'Ow, what the fuck?'}, {'start': '373.940', 'end': '375.108', 'text': '- Out.'}, {'start': '375.108', 'end': '376.109', 'text': 'Out.'}, {'start': '376.109', 'end': '376.943', 'text': 'Out.'}, {'start': '379.078', 'end': '380.880', 'text': 'Now, unlike the rest of you leaches,'}, {'start': '380.880', 'end': '383.483', 'text': 'I actually have an appointment'}, {'start': '383.483', 'end': '385.551', 'text': 'scheduled with my resource, Dan.'}, {'start': '385.551', 'end': '387.487', 'text': 'Do any of you have a'}, {'start': '387.487', 'end': '388.654', 'text': 'open ticket?'}, {'start': '388.654', 'end': '389.489', 'text': '- No.'}, {'start': '390.356', 'end': '391.958', 'text': '- Have any of you contacted the help desk'}, {'start': '391.958', 'end': '394.127', 'text': 'to obtain said ticket?'}, {'start': '394.761', 'end': '395.595', 'text': '- No.'}, {'start': '396.963', 'end': '398.898', 'text': '- The please excuse us.'}, {'start': '406.606', 'end': '408.241', 'text': 'You owe me.'}, {'start': '408.808', 'end': '410.376', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '412.311', 'end': '415.148', 'text': 'Why do I think it came at a price?'}, {'start': '416.416', 'end': '417.550', 'text': '- Will you fix my phone?'}, {'start': '417.550', 'end': '420.086', 'text': '- See, I knew it.'}, {'start': '422.088', 'end': '423.089', 'text': 'This is huge.'}, {'start': '423.089', 'end': '424.257', 'text': '- So what?'}, {'start': '425.124', 'end': '426.392', 'text': 'Why were late today?'}, {'start': '426.392', 'end': '427.593', 'text': "- I wasn't late."}, {'start': '427.593', 'end': '428.861', 'text': 'I had the day off'}, {'start': '428.861', 'end': '431.597', 'text': 'and they called me back in.'}, {'start': '433.132', 'end': '435.067', 'text': '- The day off for what?'}, {'start': '435.101', 'end': '435.935', 'text': '- Just,'}, {'start': '437.303', 'end': '439.272', 'text': "I don't know,"}, {'start': '439.338', 'end': '440.907', 'text': "it's really none of your business."}, {'start': '440.907', 'end': '442.508', 'text': "- I'm not an idiot."}, {'start': '442.508', 'end': '444.410', 'text': 'I know Madden was midnight\npickup last night.'}, {'start': '445.111', 'end': '448.314', 'text': "There's more to life than video games Dan."}, {'start': '448.314', 'end': '449.182', 'text': '- Okay, is there?'}, {'start': '449.182', 'end': '450.416', 'text': 'Is there really?'}, {'start': '450.416', 'end': '450.817', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '450.817', 'end': '453.219', 'text': 'So I was going through the\nproject appointment plan.'}, {'start': '453.352', 'end': '454.187', 'text': '- Okay, you know, here we go,'}, {'start': '454.187', 'end': '454.520', 'text': 'I told you.'}, {'start': '454.520', 'end': '454.921', 'text': '- I know.'}, {'start': '454.921', 'end': '455.922', 'text': 'I know.'}, {'start': '455.922', 'end': '456.923', 'text': 'I know you said no weeknights, okay.'}, {'start': '457.089', 'end': '458.090', 'text': "- I'd rather do weeknights than weekends."}, {'start': '458.224', 'end': '460.226', 'text': '- I know but I have you for weeknights'}, {'start': '460.226', 'end': '461.594', 'text': 'and weekends.'}, {'start': '461.994', 'end': '463.196', 'text': "It's an aggressive deployment."}, {'start': '463.196', 'end': '464.197', 'text': "You can sleep when it's over."}, {'start': '464.197', 'end': '465.465', 'text': 'Take all the comp time you want.'}, {'start': '467.366', 'end': '467.900', 'text': 'Just like last time.'}, {'start': '468.534', 'end': '469.802', 'text': '- Yeah, because last time,'}, {'start': '469.802', 'end': '470.570', 'text': "let's see,"}, {'start': '470.570', 'end': '472.438', 'text': 'I had a whole Monday'}, {'start': '472.438', 'end': '474.774', 'text': 'after two 60 hour weeks'}, {'start': '474.774', 'end': '475.942', 'text': 'that you scheduled.'}, {'start': '475.942', 'end': '477.510', 'text': "- Hadn't you heard?"}, {'start': '479.111', 'end': '481.347', 'text': '- No, heard what?'}, {'start': '481.347', 'end': '482.815', 'text': "- Well after we're done,"}, {'start': '482.815', 'end': '483.916', 'text': "they're going to evaluate us"}, {'start': '483.916', 'end': '484.951', 'text': 'and you know, if,'}, {'start': '487.520', 'end': '488.287', 'text': '- What, if what already.'}, {'start': '488.287', 'end': '489.956', 'text': '- They might not renew our option here.'}, {'start': '489.956', 'end': '492.291', 'text': 'We all might be out of jobs.'}, {'start': '498.764', 'end': '499.599', 'text': '- Fuck.'}, {'start': '502.201', 'end': '503.202', 'text': 'God, fuck.'}, {'start': '503.202', 'end': '504.770', 'text': 'I just customized a new car.'}, {'start': '504.770', 'end': '506.339', 'text': '- Yeah, well we all\nhave the same contract.'}, {'start': '506.339', 'end': '507.707', 'text': 'How do you think I feel with a new condo?'}, {'start': '509.008', 'end': '512.211', 'text': 'So, I just need you to work one weekend.'}, {'start': '512.845', 'end': '514.013', 'text': "I'll make it worth your while."}, {'start': '515.748', 'end': '517.016', 'text': '- No, hey, hey,'}, {'start': '517.116', 'end': '518.618', 'text': "we said we'd keep it professional here."}, {'start': '518.618', 'end': '519.218', 'text': '- Great.'}, {'start': '519.218', 'end': '520.219', 'text': '- Please.'}, {'start': '520.753', 'end': '521.854', 'text': '- Sorry.'}, {'start': '521.854', 'end': '522.622', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '522.622', 'end': '523.956', 'text': 'So, just fix this thing.'}, {'start': '524.190', 'end': '525.224', 'text': '- Yeah, I fixed it.'}, {'start': '525.224', 'end': '526.192', 'text': '- And we can both be\non our merry way, okay.'}, {'start': '526.192', 'end': '528.060', 'text': '- Let me just get this back in.'}, {'start': '528.160', 'end': '530.563', 'text': '(rock music)'}, {'start': '540.172', 'end': '542.341', 'text': '(chatter)'}, {'start': '545.611', 'end': '546.846', 'text': '- Do you clean this?'}, {'start': '546.846', 'end': '547.947', 'text': '- Yes, I clean it.'}, {'start': '548.548', 'end': '550.449', 'text': 'Would you hurry up please?'}, {'start': '550.449', 'end': '553.352', 'text': "I'm very sorry you feel that way."}, {'start': '553.352', 'end': '554.186', 'text': 'I just need you to fix this'}, {'start': '554.220', 'end': '554.954', 'text': 'so I can go do my work, okay.'}, {'start': '554.954', 'end': '555.621', 'text': "- I'm done, I'm done."}, {'start': '555.621', 'end': '556.455', 'text': "- It's not that big either."}, {'start': '556.455', 'end': '557.890', 'text': "My little brother didn't\nhave a problem with it."}, {'start': '557.890', 'end': '560.560', 'text': "He's played with it all weekend."}, {'start': '564.664', 'end': '566.432', 'text': '- Hey Danny boy,'}, {'start': '566.432', 'end': '568.434', 'text': 'is that the new Nokia model?'}, {'start': '568.434', 'end': '569.669', 'text': '- [Dan] Nope.'}, {'start': '569.835', 'end': '570.770', 'text': '- Cause you know'}, {'start': '570.770', 'end': '574.040', 'text': 'Rob and I, we get dibs\non all new equipment.'}, {'start': '574.206', 'end': '575.408', 'text': '- Why?'}, {'start': '575.708', 'end': '577.810', 'text': "- Because we're FTE baby."}, {'start': '583.516', 'end': '584.350', 'text': 'So Dan,'}, {'start': '587.153', 'end': '588.521', 'text': 'where are the new tablets?'}, {'start': '589.355', 'end': '592.191', 'text': "- I don't provision devices."}, {'start': '592.358', 'end': '593.559', 'text': 'Randy does.'}, {'start': '593.559', 'end': '596.462', 'text': "- Well Randy's not fucking\nhere right now, is he?"}, {'start': '596.629', 'end': '598.364', 'text': "You didn't see Randy did you?"}, {'start': '599.198', 'end': '601.434', 'text': "- The bastard's always late."}, {'start': '601.968', 'end': '603.135', 'text': "He'll be here."}, {'start': '604.003', 'end': '604.937', 'text': '- He comes in at lunch,'}, {'start': '604.937', 'end': '606.772', 'text': 'then he takes his lunch.'}, {'start': '606.806', 'end': '607.907', 'text': '- Fucker.'}, {'start': '607.907', 'end': '608.741', 'text': 'Like you said,'}, {'start': '608.741', 'end': '610.509', 'text': 'F-T-E.'}, {'start': '610.610', 'end': '613.012', 'text': '(rock music)'}, {'start': '619.185', 'end': '619.852', 'text': '- Hey.'}, {'start': '619.852', 'end': '621.354', 'text': '- Hey.'}, {'start': '621.887', 'end': '622.655', 'text': '- This guy here yet?'}, {'start': '622.655', 'end': '623.422', 'text': '- No.'}, {'start': '623.422', 'end': '625.658', 'text': "I've checked a couple\nof times this morning."}, {'start': '626.025', 'end': '626.859', 'text': '- Slacker.'}, {'start': '627.226', 'end': '628.461', 'text': '- I know right.'}, {'start': '629.295', 'end': '630.796', 'text': "- What's your name?"}, {'start': '630.830', 'end': '631.731', 'text': '- Alana.'}, {'start': '631.731', 'end': '632.732', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '632.732', 'end': '634.233', 'text': 'I can read.'}, {'start': '634.300', 'end': '635.368', 'text': 'Are you new here?'}, {'start': '635.468', 'end': '637.403', 'text': "- Yeah, I'm here to pick up my laptop."}, {'start': '637.603', 'end': '640.439', 'text': "- I bet your laptop's not ready yet."}, {'start': '640.439', 'end': '641.440', 'text': '- It better be.'}, {'start': '641.440', 'end': '643.909', 'text': 'I want to get to work right away.'}, {'start': '644.744', 'end': '646.579', 'text': '- Definitely new here.'}, {'start': '653.019', 'end': '654.153', 'text': "- Yeah, well it looks like I'm gonna have"}, {'start': '654.153', 'end': '656.756', 'text': 'a longer than lunch to slack off, right.'}, {'start': '656.856', 'end': '658.591', 'text': '- What the fuck are you talking about?'}, {'start': '658.691', 'end': '660.393', 'text': '- A contract.'}, {'start': '663.162', 'end': '665.264', 'text': "- They'll renew you guys."}, {'start': '665.264', 'end': '666.332', 'text': "It'll be too disruptive."}, {'start': '666.332', 'end': '668.000', 'text': "You're essential."}, {'start': '668.000', 'end': '669.068', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '669.101', 'end': '671.203', 'text': "Don't know about that."}, {'start': '671.203', 'end': '672.071', 'text': '- What are people gonna do'}, {'start': '672.071', 'end': '673.706', 'text': "when they can't log in and get to"}, {'start': '674.040', 'end': '675.174', 'text': 'facial book?'}, {'start': '675.174', 'end': '676.375', 'text': '(laughter)'}, {'start': '677.677', 'end': '678.511', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '679.912', 'end': '682.248', 'text': 'Yeah, speaking of essential.'}, {'start': '686.118', 'end': '687.219', 'text': 'I got to listen to that guy'}, {'start': '687.219', 'end': '688.788', 'text': 'spoil Game of Thrones three times a day'}, {'start': '688.788', 'end': '690.990', 'text': 'every freaking day.'}, {'start': '691.457', 'end': '692.525', 'text': '- You really got to see this series.'}, {'start': '692.558', 'end': '693.092', 'text': "It's on HBO."}, {'start': '693.092', 'end': '694.126', 'text': "It's called Game of Thrones."}, {'start': '694.126', 'end': '694.694', 'text': 'Awesome.'}, {'start': '694.694', 'end': '696.362', 'text': "There's this little dwarf character."}, {'start': '696.429', 'end': '697.730', 'text': "He's like the hero of the show."}, {'start': '697.897', 'end': '699.565', 'text': "But there's a really great character."}, {'start': '699.565', 'end': '701.200', 'text': "And she's like this white hair."}, {'start': '701.300', 'end': '702.968', 'text': '- Victim number two.'}, {'start': '705.938', 'end': '707.039', 'text': '- [Jake] Gabe.'}, {'start': '707.039', 'end': '707.406', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '707.406', 'end': '708.240', 'text': 'Oh.'}, {'start': '708.607', 'end': '711.444', 'text': '- [Jake] Where are my TPS reports?'}, {'start': '715.948', 'end': '716.882', 'text': '- Hey Jake.'}, {'start': '717.983', 'end': '718.984', 'text': "Jake, he's--"}, {'start': '720.820', 'end': '722.955', 'text': 'Guess what, Jake is looking for you.'}, {'start': '723.155', 'end': '724.490', 'text': "- Who isn't man."}, {'start': '726.258', 'end': '728.360', 'text': '- Okay, well just go ahead\nand make yourself comfortable.'}, {'start': '728.394', 'end': '730.663', 'text': "It's not like you're late\nfor work or anything."}, {'start': '730.696', 'end': '731.464', 'text': '- What are you talking about?'}, {'start': '731.464', 'end': '732.198', 'text': "I've been working."}, {'start': '732.198', 'end': '733.199', 'text': 'I have all my calls forwarded'}, {'start': '733.199', 'end': '734.066', 'text': 'over to my cell.'}, {'start': '734.066', 'end': '735.468', 'text': '- Yeah, I called your cell this morning.'}, {'start': '735.468', 'end': '736.402', 'text': "You didn't pick up."}, {'start': '736.402', 'end': '737.436', 'text': '- Yeah, I said I had them forwarded.'}, {'start': '737.470', 'end': '739.338', 'text': "I didn't say I actually answered them."}, {'start': '740.573', 'end': '742.007', 'text': "- What's with the shirt?"}, {'start': '742.475', 'end': '743.509', 'text': '- What are you talking about?'}, {'start': '743.509', 'end': '744.510', 'text': "It's fuchsia."}, {'start': '744.543', 'end': '745.644', 'text': "It's like a fashion,"}, {'start': '745.644', 'end': '746.645', 'text': "it's a fashion statement."}, {'start': '746.645', 'end': '748.881', 'text': '- Did it come with a purse?'}, {'start': '748.881', 'end': '752.251', 'text': '- What are you so attitude about?'}, {'start': '752.318', 'end': '754.453', 'text': "Oh shit, that's right."}, {'start': '754.620', 'end': '756.155', 'text': "It's your day off."}, {'start': '756.155', 'end': '756.989', 'text': 'I forgot.'}, {'start': '757.556', 'end': '758.557', 'text': 'You got dicked man,'}, {'start': '758.557', 'end': '759.925', 'text': "what's Richard's excuse this time?"}, {'start': '760.226', 'end': '762.895', 'text': '- Want to know what he said to me?'}, {'start': '762.928', 'end': '763.896', 'text': '- Actually no.'}, {'start': '763.896', 'end': '764.697', 'text': 'Hold that thought.'}, {'start': '764.697', 'end': '765.698', 'text': 'I got to take this call.'}, {'start': '765.831', 'end': '766.832', 'text': "I'm sure it's very important."}, {'start': '767.700', 'end': '768.534', 'text': 'How.'}, {'start': '769.668', 'end': '770.503', 'text': 'How.'}, {'start': '771.670', 'end': '774.140', 'text': "Yes, it's a traditional\nnative American greeting."}, {'start': '774.507', 'end': '776.041', 'text': "Yes, I'm in America."}, {'start': '776.041', 'end': '779.879', 'text': 'Yes, but they outsource\nthe IT to the Indians.'}, {'start': '783.983', 'end': '785.284', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '785.484', 'end': '787.086', 'text': 'You say email not working.'}, {'start': '787.820', 'end': '791.056', 'text': 'You send message via US Postal Service.'}, {'start': '791.824', 'end': '792.658', 'text': 'Namaste.'}, {'start': '794.226', 'end': '797.329', 'text': "- God, it's amazing the\nshit you FTEs get away with."}, {'start': '797.463', 'end': '799.865', 'text': '(rock music)'}, {'start': '805.704', 'end': '806.539', 'text': 'Can you please leave me alone.'}, {'start': '806.539', 'end': '808.274', 'text': "I'm trying to figure out\nwhat the heck happened here."}, {'start': '808.274', 'end': '809.408', 'text': "- What's going on buddy?"}, {'start': '810.176', 'end': '810.876', 'text': "- Well I'm trying to figure out"}, {'start': '810.876', 'end': '811.977', 'text': 'what the fuck happened to MDM.'}, {'start': '811.977', 'end': '814.180', 'text': 'Someone jacked it up last night.'}, {'start': '814.346', 'end': '815.181', 'text': '- Uh oh.'}, {'start': '816.982', 'end': '818.150', 'text': '- Uh oh, what?'}, {'start': '819.118', 'end': '820.686', 'text': "- No, it's nothing."}, {'start': '824.890', 'end': '826.492', 'text': "Okay, first you tell me what's going on."}, {'start': '826.492', 'end': '828.060', 'text': "And then I'll tell you what I did."}, {'start': '828.060', 'end': '828.861', 'text': "- Okay, well I'll tell you"}, {'start': '828.861', 'end': '829.862', 'text': 'that they were lined up outside the door'}, {'start': '829.895', 'end': '831.096', 'text': 'like an Apple Store,'}, {'start': '831.096', 'end': '832.832', 'text': 'trying to figure out what\nwas wrong with their phones.'}, {'start': '833.098', 'end': '835.334', 'text': '- Okay, yeah, that makes sense.'}, {'start': '836.135', 'end': '837.870', 'text': 'So what happened was,'}, {'start': '838.637', 'end': '839.538', 'text': 'I was wiping it.'}, {'start': '839.538', 'end': '840.139', 'text': '- Oh, my--'}, {'start': '840.139', 'end': '841.507', 'text': '- No, no, no, it was just one phone.'}, {'start': '841.740', 'end': '842.741', 'text': '- Randy.'}, {'start': '842.741', 'end': '843.843', 'text': '- It was supposed to be one phone.'}, {'start': '843.843', 'end': '845.411', 'text': 'I think I might of accidentally'}, {'start': '845.411', 'end': '846.812', 'text': 'selected and entire container.'}, {'start': '846.879', 'end': '847.680', 'text': '- Oh, you think?'}, {'start': '847.680', 'end': '849.281', 'text': 'Maybe it was an entire container'}, {'start': '849.281', 'end': '850.249', 'text': "that we're looking at right now."}, {'start': '850.249', 'end': '851.350', 'text': '- Come on man, you know,'}, {'start': '851.350', 'end': '853.285', 'text': 'like the database thing confuses me.'}, {'start': '853.419', 'end': '854.887', 'text': 'We need a good database administrator.'}, {'start': '854.887', 'end': '855.621', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '855.621', 'end': '856.822', 'text': 'Can you quit deflecting.'}, {'start': '856.822', 'end': '858.123', 'text': "- I'm not deflecting."}, {'start': '858.157', 'end': '858.724', 'text': 'It was the fucking database.'}, {'start': '858.724', 'end': '859.925', 'text': '- You know, I am so sick and tired'}, {'start': '859.925', 'end': '861.260', 'text': 'of cleaning up after your shit.'}, {'start': '861.327', 'end': '862.561', 'text': "- Yeah, but you're so good at it."}, {'start': '863.295', 'end': '864.630', 'text': '- This is your--'}, {'start': '864.630', 'end': '865.598', 'text': 'God damn it Randy.'}, {'start': '865.598', 'end': '866.432', 'text': '- Shalom.'}, {'start': '866.432', 'end': '867.433', 'text': '- Nice blouse.'}, {'start': '867.733', 'end': '868.734', 'text': 'I have one just like it.'}, {'start': '869.301', 'end': '870.135', 'text': '- This is not a blouse.'}, {'start': '870.135', 'end': '871.570', 'text': "This is a man's shirt."}, {'start': '872.738', 'end': '875.274', 'text': "- I hear you can read\nother people's email."}, {'start': '876.775', 'end': '878.110', 'text': '- Kind of, yeah.'}, {'start': '878.744', 'end': '879.578', 'text': 'Yeah.'}, {'start': '883.449', 'end': '884.717', 'text': '- Excuse me.'}, {'start': '884.783', 'end': '885.618', 'text': '- You.'}, {'start': '887.253', 'end': '888.053', 'text': '- Oh yeah.'}, {'start': '888.053', 'end': '889.722', 'text': "I told you your laptop's not ready yet."}, {'start': '889.755', 'end': '891.957', 'text': "- Well I can't do anything without it."}, {'start': '892.024', 'end': '892.725', 'text': '- You can hang out with me'}, {'start': '892.725', 'end': '893.726', 'text': 'while I work on it.'}, {'start': '894.326', 'end': '895.895', 'text': '- I got things to do.'}, {'start': '895.895', 'end': '897.329', 'text': "- Yeah, but you just said\nyou can't do any of them"}, {'start': '897.329', 'end': '898.998', 'text': 'without your laptop.'}, {'start': '903.435', 'end': '904.436', 'text': 'Pop a squat.'}, {'start': '904.436', 'end': '905.471', 'text': "That chair's got your name on it."}, {'start': '907.239', 'end': '908.607', 'text': '- Okay, so,'}, {'start': '908.908', 'end': '911.243', 'text': "so he's influencing\neveryone to pick his friend,"}, {'start': '911.243', 'end': '911.977', 'text': 'as you say,'}, {'start': '911.977', 'end': '913.279', 'text': 'and then he gives,'}, {'start': '913.279', 'end': '914.213', 'text': 'he gives'}, {'start': '914.213', 'end': '915.214', 'text': 'front of the contract,'}, {'start': '915.214', 'end': '916.415', 'text': 'which is a,'}, {'start': '918.817', 'end': '920.352', 'text': 'conflict of interest.\n- Conflict of interest.'}, {'start': '920.352', 'end': '920.819', 'text': '- Okay, okay.'}, {'start': '920.819', 'end': '921.820', 'text': 'Alright, yeah.'}, {'start': '922.321', 'end': '923.155', 'text': 'Got it.'}, {'start': '926.558', 'end': '927.660', 'text': '- Can you check real quick?'}, {'start': '929.061', 'end': '930.062', 'text': '- Yeah, yeah.'}, {'start': '930.095', 'end': '931.196', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '931.196', 'end': '935.367', 'text': 'Well, we have some things\nthat we need to fill out.'}, {'start': '935.401', 'end': '936.302', 'text': 'Appropriate security,'}, {'start': '936.302', 'end': '936.936', 'text': 'they need to involve--'}, {'start': '936.936', 'end': '938.704', 'text': '- All of the forms that you need,'}, {'start': '938.704', 'end': '940.639', 'text': 'I just need to confirm it first.'}, {'start': '940.639', 'end': '941.607', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '941.607', 'end': '943.342', 'text': 'Right, but,'}, {'start': '943.676', 'end': '945.678', 'text': "if it's not confirmed then,"}, {'start': '945.678', 'end': '947.980', 'text': 'we just violated'}, {'start': '948.180', 'end': '951.417', 'text': 'several policies that corporate\nsecurity has in place.'}, {'start': '951.417', 'end': '952.484', 'text': 'Actually, they require me--'}, {'start': '952.484', 'end': '953.552', 'text': '- Dan, right?'}, {'start': '956.555', 'end': '957.389', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '959.992', 'end': '961.293', 'text': '- Dan, Dan, Dan.'}, {'start': '963.128', 'end': '965.130', 'text': "You're on the Delta contract, right?"}, {'start': '965.130', 'end': '965.965', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '970.002', 'end': '971.203', 'text': "I'm sorry, what's that,"}, {'start': '971.203', 'end': '973.238', 'text': "I don't know what that look is for."}, {'start': '973.238', 'end': '975.574', 'text': '- How they treat your team.'}, {'start': '975.708', 'end': '978.510', 'text': "You guys don't even have medical."}, {'start': '978.544', 'end': '980.012', 'text': 'Your BFF Randy'}, {'start': '980.179', 'end': '982.281', 'text': 'used to be a contractor.'}, {'start': '983.148', 'end': '984.883', 'text': 'I made 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Can you believe that'}, {'start': '1030.696', 'end': '1033.232', 'text': "some dudes still don't know\nabout private browsing?"}, {'start': '1037.469', 'end': '1040.039', 'text': 'Believe it or not, this is\nlike the best part of my day.'}, {'start': '1040.039', 'end': '1041.874', 'text': 'People surfing and downloading habits'}, {'start': '1041.874', 'end': '1044.443', 'text': 'really say a lot about who\nthey are as people, you know.'}, {'start': '1044.710', 'end': '1047.179', 'text': 'Like you say Asian fetish,'}, {'start': '1047.179', 'end': '1048.380', 'text': "nobody's gonna accuse this guy"}, {'start': '1048.380', 'end': '1050.115', 'text': 'of being anti- slant eye.'}, {'start': '1050.115', 'end': '1052.718', 'text': "- Isn't that a little inappropriate?"}, {'start': '1052.918', 'end': '1054.787', 'text': "- Yeah, it's totally inappropriate."}, {'start': '1055.054', 'end': '1056.422', 'text': 'Inspiration for masturbation'}, {'start': '1056.422', 'end': '1058.590', 'text': "should never come from the\ncolor of someone's skin."}, {'start': '1058.590', 'end': '1060.926', 'text': "- No, I don't think you understand."}, {'start': '1060.993', 'end': '1062.327', 'text': '- Whoa, jackpot.'}, {'start': '1062.928', 'end': '1063.929', 'text': 'God.'}, {'start': '1064.196', 'end': '1066.398', 'text': "This guy's such a fucking perv."}, {'start': '1066.432', 'end': '1068.400', 'text': 'Hold on, hold on.'}, {'start': '1068.400', 'end': '1069.134', 'text': 'Check it out.'}, {'start': '1069.134', 'end': '1071.136', 'text': 'Saigon sphincters dot com'}, {'start': '1071.236', 'end': '1072.571', 'text': 'tasty taints,'}, {'start': '1072.571', 'end': '1074.640', 'text': 'crouching tiger hidden t-bag.'}, {'start': '1074.773', 'end': '1076.341', 'text': 'I spot a brown eye,'}, {'start': '1076.341', 'end': '1077.576', 'text': 'stinky rice dot TV.'}, {'start': '1077.976', 'end': '1080.479', 'text': 'Chinese fingering trap dot com.'}, {'start': '1080.546', 'end': '1081.713', 'text': 'Genghis Cock,'}, {'start': '1081.713', 'end': '1083.115', 'text': 'come plow chicken,'}, {'start': '1083.215', 'end': '1085.150', 'text': 'bang cock banging cocks,'}, {'start': '1085.150', 'end': '1086.652', 'text': 'Tokyo drip dot com,'}, {'start': '1086.652', 'end': '1088.220', 'text': 'cockzilla.'}, {'start': '1088.287', 'end': '1090.355', 'text': 'Majestic sluts dot net'}, {'start': '1090.422', 'end': '1091.757', 'text': 'exclusive camel toes'}, {'start': '1091.757', 'end': '1092.858', 'text': 'jizz guzzler.'}, {'start': '1092.858', 'end': '1094.693', 'text': 'This guy searched craigslist'}, {'start': '1094.726', 'end': '1097.629', 'text': 'for meat curtains in the for sale section.'}, {'start': '1097.796', 'end': '1099.832', 'text': 'You should probably wash this laptop,'}, {'start': '1099.832', 'end': '1101.100', 'text': 'like wipe it down.'}, {'start': '1101.133', 'end': '1102.568', 'text': 'I touched this.'}, {'start': '1107.306', 'end': '1109.108', 'text': '- Yo, Jack Ryan.'}, {'start': '1109.341', 'end': '1111.410', 'text': 'Kathy did some paperwork for you.'}, {'start': '1111.410', 'end': '1112.945', 'text': '- Hmm.'}, {'start': '1112.945', 'end': '1113.779', 'text': 'No shit.'}, {'start': '1113.812', 'end': '1114.646', 'text': '- You know you have to take a poly'}, {'start': '1114.646', 'end': '1116.081', 'text': 'for the security clearance.'}, {'start': '1117.549', 'end': '1118.383', 'text': '- A poly?'}, {'start': '1118.417', 'end': '1119.351', 'text': '- So anyways,'}, {'start': '1119.351', 'end': '1123.455', 'text': 'and investigator will be in\ncontact with you shortly.'}, {'start': '1123.489', 'end': '1124.389', 'text': '- Okay, hey,'}, {'start': '1124.389', 'end': '1125.657', 'text': 'thanks guys.'}, {'start': '1130.696', 'end': '1133.098', 'text': '(rock music)'}, {'start': '1136.468', 'end': '1140.639', 'text': '(vibrating)\n(video game sounds)'}, {'start': '1152.284', 'end': '1153.185', 'text': '- What the?'}, {'start': '1163.228', 'end': '1164.496', 'text': 'Hey man,'}, {'start': '1165.831', 'end': '1166.665', 'text': 'did you,'}, {'start': '1168.100', 'end': '1169.535', 'text': 'did you take your drug test?'}, {'start': '1169.535', 'end': '1170.202', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '1170.202', 'end': '1171.803', 'text': 'Already took care of it, why?'}, {'start': '1173.906', 'end': '1175.407', 'text': '- I mean like why?'}, {'start': '1176.341', 'end': '1177.176', 'text': 'Why, like,'}, {'start': '1178.477', 'end': '1179.144', 'text': 'what happened?'}, {'start': '1179.144', 'end': '1180.179', 'text': "Like how'd it go?"}, {'start': '1182.514', 'end': '1183.582', 'text': '- Honestly,'}, {'start': '1183.582', 'end': '1186.919', 'text': "it's kind of a pain in the ass."}, {'start': '1186.952', 'end': '1189.454', 'text': "But it's only once a year, so,"}, {'start': '1190.789', 'end': '1193.625', 'text': 'you got something to worry about?'}, {'start': '1193.625', 'end': '1194.960', 'text': '- No man.'}, {'start': '1194.960', 'end': '1197.129', 'text': '- Then suck it up big man.'}, {'start': '1199.398', 'end': '1202.467', 'text': '- I like it when you call me big man.'}, {'start': '1204.203', 'end': '1205.604', 'text': "- You're welcome."}, {'start': '1206.572', 'end': '1208.707', 'text': '- Oh, yeast chips.'}, {'start': '1211.043', 'end': '1211.877', 'text': 'Oh.'}, {'start': '1216.582', 'end': '1218.850', 'text': '- Look at this fucking guy.'}, {'start': '1220.485', 'end': '1223.655', 'text': 'Who reads the newspaper at work?'}, {'start': '1223.655', 'end': '1225.757', 'text': 'I mean who reads the\nnewspaper at all actually?'}, {'start': '1225.924', 'end': '1226.758', 'text': 'Hey.'}, {'start': '1227.226', 'end': '1229.328', 'text': "Why don't you go back to your fucking desk"}, {'start': '1229.361', 'end': '1230.529', 'text': 'and look at CNN.com?'}, {'start': '1230.529', 'end': '1231.897', 'text': "It's less blatant asshole."}, {'start': '1231.897', 'end': '1233.065', 'text': "- I'm no my break."}, {'start': '1233.098', 'end': '1234.399', 'text': "- What's your rate?"}, {'start': '1234.399', 'end': '1236.235', 'text': 'Five dollars a minute?'}, {'start': '1236.235', 'end': '1238.770', 'text': 'So the tax payers of this great nation'}, {'start': '1238.837', 'end': '1240.472', 'text': 'have just spent $50 for you to'}, {'start': '1240.472', 'end': '1242.541', 'text': 'sit here and read the\nfucking sports section?'}, {'start': '1245.944', 'end': '1247.412', 'text': 'Ah, fuck that guy.'}, {'start': '1249.014', 'end': '1251.850', 'text': 'Hey, I heard you might\nbe moving on up buddy.'}, {'start': '1252.050', 'end': '1252.884', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '1253.819', 'end': '1255.053', 'text': '- No.'}, {'start': '1255.053', 'end': '1257.723', 'text': "I mean it's probably not gonna happen."}, {'start': '1257.723', 'end': '1260.259', 'text': '- Oh, no, Jake said that\nthey were already scheduling'}, {'start': '1260.259', 'end': '1260.826', 'text': 'your poly man.'}, {'start': '1260.826', 'end': '1261.526', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '1261.526', 'end': '1263.729', 'text': '- No, Kathy just said that'}, {'start': '1263.929', 'end': '1264.663', 'text': '- Kathy?'}, {'start': '1264.663', 'end': '1265.530', 'text': 'That bitch.'}, {'start': '1265.530', 'end': '1266.431', 'text': "- She's not a bitch."}, {'start': '1266.431', 'end': '1267.432', 'text': "- She's manipulative."}, {'start': '1267.432', 'end': '1269.001', 'text': "Don't trust her promises."}, {'start': '1269.001', 'end': '1270.068', 'text': 'I could have worked for her too,'}, {'start': '1270.068', 'end': '1272.070', 'text': "but I didn't want to kiss her ass, so."}, {'start': '1272.070', 'end': '1274.106', 'text': "- Oh, that's so unfortunate."}, {'start': '1274.840', 'end': '1276.008', 'text': 'Your mouth, her ass,'}, {'start': '1276.008', 'end': '1277.142', 'text': 'my little filmmaking.'}, {'start': '1277.142', 'end': '1278.377', 'text': '- Oh my god.'}, {'start': '1278.377', 'end': '1279.077', 'text': '- No, no, no,'}, {'start': '1279.077', 'end': '1280.078', 'text': 'we can call it'}, {'start': '1281.113', 'end': '1282.714', 'text': 'Gab Analysis,'}, {'start': '1282.714', 'end': '1283.548', 'text': 'or Market Penetration.'}, {'start': '1283.548', 'end': '1284.816', 'text': '- Shut the fuck up.'}, {'start': '1284.816', 'end': '1287.419', 'text': "- Look, it's probably safer\nfor me up there anyway."}, {'start': '1287.419', 'end': '1288.353', 'text': '- Yeah, exactly.'}, {'start': '1288.353', 'end': '1289.721', 'text': 'You just run for the life vest'}, {'start': '1289.721', 'end': '1291.757', 'text': 'and leave the rest of us\nto drown in the water.'}, {'start': '1291.957', 'end': '1292.924', 'text': '- Wait, wait, wait.'}, {'start': '1292.924', 'end': '1293.992', 'text': 'Safer, life vest?'}, {'start': '1294.226', 'end': '1296.094', 'text': 'What are you talking about?'}, {'start': '1296.094', 'end': '1298.764', 'text': '- They might not renew our contract.'}, {'start': '1298.864', 'end': '1301.133', 'text': '- You guys are essential, okay.'}, {'start': '1301.333', 'end': '1302.301', 'text': 'They touch you,'}, {'start': '1302.301', 'end': '1304.036', 'text': 'their technical support\nwould get hit so bad,'}, {'start': '1304.036', 'end': '1305.437', 'text': 'I promise you,'}, {'start': '1305.570', 'end': '1307.706', 'text': "they'll never complain again."}, {'start': '1307.706', 'end': '1308.774', 'text': "- Well I guess then they'd just be left"}, {'start': '1308.774', 'end': '1310.375', 'text': 'with your 15 minutes of work'}, {'start': '1310.442', 'end': '1311.043', 'text': 'that you put in'}, {'start': '1311.043', 'end': '1312.644', 'text': 'between your two hour lunch break'}, {'start': '1312.644', 'end': '1314.579', 'text': 'and your suspiciously\nlong bathroom breaks.'}, {'start': '1314.579', 'end': '1316.715', 'text': "- Vera, that was his\nGoodfella's impression."}, {'start': '1317.683', 'end': '1319.918', 'text': "- I'd tell you the truth if I\nthought you'd could handle it."}, {'start': '1319.918', 'end': '1320.686', 'text': '- Yeah, here we go.'}, {'start': '1320.686', 'end': '1321.286', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '1321.286', 'end': '1322.287', 'text': 'Go on, tell me the truth.'}, {'start': '1323.055', 'end': '1324.122', 'text': '- We live in a world'}, {'start': '1324.122', 'end': '1325.590', 'text': 'with firewalls,'}, {'start': '1325.590', 'end': '1327.826', 'text': 'and those firewalls need to be guarded.'}, {'start': '1327.826', 'end': '1328.694', 'text': "Who's gonna do it?"}, {'start': '1328.694', 'end': '1329.995', 'text': 'You?'}, {'start': '1330.095', 'end': '1331.630', 'text': 'You Timothy Weinberg?'}, {'start': '1332.130', 'end': '1333.031', 'text': '- Weinberg?'}, {'start': '1334.166', 'end': '1335.033', 'text': '- Let it go Timmy,'}, {'start': '1335.033', 'end': '1336.201', 'text': "he's on a roll."}, {'start': '1336.401', 'end': '1337.569', 'text': '- I have a greater responsibility'}, {'start': '1337.569', 'end': '1339.905', 'text': 'than you can possibly fathom.'}, {'start': '1340.038', 'end': '1341.073', 'text': 'You have the luxury'}, {'start': '1341.073', 'end': '1343.208', 'text': 'of not knowing what I know.'}, {'start': '1343.208', 'end': '1344.676', 'text': 'That my work hours'}, {'start': '1344.710', 'end': '1345.844', 'text': 'and social habits,'}, {'start': '1345.844', 'end': '1347.946', 'text': 'while unconventional\nand somewhat offensive,'}, {'start': '1348.013', 'end': '1350.082', 'text': 'probably saved lives.'}, {'start': '1350.349', 'end': '1352.117', 'text': 'That my existence,'}, {'start': '1352.918', 'end': '1355.854', 'text': 'while grotesque and\nincomprehensible to you,'}, {'start': '1355.854', 'end': '1357.055', 'text': 'saves lives.'}, {'start': '1358.156', 'end': '1359.524', 'text': "You don't want the truth"}, {'start': '1359.524', 'end': '1362.461', 'text': "cause deep down in a place you\ndon't talk about at parties,"}, {'start': '1362.494', 'end': '1364.663', 'text': 'you want me on that call.'}, {'start': '1364.663', 'end': '1366.498', 'text': 'You need me on that call.'}, {'start': '1367.666', 'end': '1369.067', 'text': 'We use words like'}, {'start': '1369.201', 'end': '1370.235', 'text': 'user error'}, {'start': '1370.235', 'end': '1371.436', 'text': 'and reboot'}, {'start': '1371.737', 'end': '1374.072', 'text': 'and please try that again.'}, {'start': '1374.072', 'end': '1375.807', 'text': 'We use these words as a backbone'}, {'start': '1375.807', 'end': '1378.243', 'text': 'to a life spent helping morons.'}, {'start': '1378.543', 'end': '1380.879', 'text': 'You use them as a punchline.'}, {'start': '1381.580', 'end': '1383.181', 'text': 'I have neither the time'}, {'start': '1383.315', 'end': '1385.684', 'text': 'nor the inclination to explain myself'}, {'start': '1385.684', 'end': '1387.252', 'text': 'to a user that rises and sleeps'}, {'start': '1387.252', 'end': '1389.454', 'text': 'under the blanket of the\nservice that I provide'}, {'start': '1389.454', 'end': '1390.922', 'text': 'and the questions the means'}, {'start': '1390.922', 'end': '1392.958', 'text': 'by which I provide it.'}, {'start': '1393.191', 'end': '1394.960', 'text': "I'd rather you just said thank you"}, {'start': '1394.960', 'end': '1396.728', 'text': 'and went on your way.'}, {'start': '1400.832', 'end': '1403.635', 'text': '- He does a great Rachael McAdams.'}, {'start': '1416.281', 'end': '1419.217', 'text': '- Hey, you hear for your drug test?'}, {'start': '1420.118', 'end': '1421.019', 'text': 'Come on in.'}, {'start': '1443.041', 'end': '1444.476', 'text': "- I really don't understand"}, {'start': '1444.643', 'end': '1447.646', 'text': 'why the test needed to\nbe administered this way.'}, {'start': '1448.313', 'end': '1449.114', 'text': '- Why?'}, {'start': '1449.114', 'end': '1450.449', 'text': 'Are you nervous?'}, {'start': '1451.817', 'end': '1454.186', 'text': "- Well I'm not comfortable,\nif that's what you mean."}, {'start': '1454.186', 'end': '1456.421', 'text': "- You're being overdramatic."}, {'start': '1456.421', 'end': '1457.422', 'text': 'Think of me as'}, {'start': '1457.422', 'end': '1458.623', 'text': 'a passive participant'}, {'start': '1458.623', 'end': '1461.560', 'text': 'to something you probably do daily.'}, {'start': '1464.463', 'end': '1466.431', 'text': '- I guess metaphorically speaking,'}, {'start': '1466.431', 'end': '1468.667', 'text': "the government's been\ndoing this to me for years."}, {'start': '1470.335', 'end': '1472.537', 'text': 'Ironically, I always thought drugs'}, {'start': '1472.537', 'end': '1475.474', 'text': 'would be a prerequisite\nfor this sort of thing.'}, {'start': '1485.550', 'end': '1487.219', 'text': '- Whoa, dude what the fuck?'}, {'start': '1489.120', 'end': '1490.889', 'text': '- When you pointed at your crotch,'}, {'start': '1490.889', 'end': '1492.958', 'text': 'I thought you meant urine.'}, {'start': '1493.225', 'end': '1494.526', 'text': "- It's not that funny, okay."}, {'start': '1495.026', 'end': '1495.994', 'text': "I'm traumatized."}, {'start': '1495.994', 'end': '1497.362', 'text': 'I might never be able to go the bathroom'}, {'start': '1497.362', 'end': '1498.363', 'text': 'in this building again.'}, {'start': '1498.363', 'end': '1500.098', 'text': '- Good, the test was annual.'}, {'start': '1500.131', 'end': '1501.900', 'text': 'Annual, typo.'}, {'start': '1501.967', 'end': '1504.069', 'text': '- Yeah, I see that Sherlock, thank you.'}, {'start': '1504.069', 'end': '1504.936', 'text': '- Get over it.'}, {'start': '1504.936', 'end': '1505.637', 'text': "It's over now."}, {'start': '1505.637', 'end': '1506.471', 'text': 'Forget it.'}, {'start': '1508.740', 'end': '1510.942', 'text': '- This really upsets me man.'}, {'start': '1510.942', 'end': '1512.978', 'text': "- Yeah, you're so sensitive."}, {'start': '1514.646', 'end': '1515.747', 'text': '- Do you know what the worst part is?'}, {'start': '1515.747', 'end': '1516.147', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '1516.147', 'end': '1518.283', 'text': "- How quickly I submitted\nto another man's request"}, {'start': '1518.283', 'end': '1519.451', 'text': 'to insert something into my anus.'}, {'start': '1519.451', 'end': '1521.520', 'text': '- Okay, technically, he\nnever made that request.'}, {'start': '1521.553', 'end': '1523.922', 'text': 'You, you just ran with it on your own.'}, {'start': '1524.289', 'end': '1525.290', 'text': '- Oh my god.'}, {'start': '1526.291', 'end': '1529.561', 'text': 'Do I have latent homosexual tendencies?'}, {'start': '1530.662', 'end': '1531.897', 'text': 'I think I might be gay.'}, {'start': '1531.897', 'end': '1532.964', 'text': "- Okay, you're not gay."}, {'start': '1532.964', 'end': '1534.399', 'text': "- You don't know I'm not gay."}, {'start': '1534.399', 'end': '1536.368', 'text': "You don't know that about me."}, {'start': '1536.368', 'end': '1537.202', 'text': 'You just said it yourself,'}, {'start': '1537.202', 'end': '1538.837', 'text': "I'm too sensitive."}, {'start': '1538.837', 'end': '1540.772', 'text': "What's gayer than being too sensitive?"}, {'start': '1541.239', 'end': '1542.908', 'text': "I'll tell you what,"}, {'start': '1542.908', 'end': '1544.276', 'text': 'flashing your corn hole'}, {'start': '1544.276', 'end': '1546.311', 'text': 'at the first mocha skinned\nguy you see in the bathroom.'}, {'start': '1546.311', 'end': '1547.279', 'text': "That's what."}, {'start': '1547.279', 'end': '1548.680', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '1548.847', 'end': '1550.849', 'text': "Yeah, that's pretty gay."}, {'start': '1552.851', 'end': '1554.252', 'text': "That shirt didn't help."}, {'start': '1562.994', 'end': '1565.664', 'text': "- Why can't I just use my phone?"}, {'start': '1567.465', 'end': '1570.936', 'text': "So which one's better than the other?"}, {'start': '1571.069', 'end': '1573.505', 'text': "I heard this one's better."}, {'start': '1573.505', 'end': '1574.839', 'text': '- Uh huh.'}, {'start': '1574.839', 'end': '1576.808', 'text': '- How about this one?'}, {'start': '1577.275', 'end': '1578.343', 'text': '- Yeah, sure.'}, {'start': '1579.311', 'end': '1581.479', 'text': "- Aren't you tech support?"}, {'start': '1582.581', 'end': '1584.749', 'text': "- I don't know what I am anymore."}, {'start': '1584.749', 'end': '1588.153', 'text': '- Well how about you\nsupport me in this decision?'}, {'start': '1588.853', 'end': '1590.722', 'text': '- [Randy] I just did.'}, {'start': '1590.722', 'end': '1593.224', 'text': '- You said both were\nbetter than the other.'}, {'start': '1593.825', 'end': '1594.659', 'text': '- Uh huh.'}, {'start': '1594.659', 'end': '1596.628', 'text': "Yeah, that one's got a smaller screen,"}, {'start': '1596.828', 'end': '1598.363', 'text': 'so it sucks for games and porn.'}, {'start': '1598.363', 'end': '1600.031', 'text': "And that one's more secure"}, {'start': '1600.031', 'end': '1602.734', 'text': "so you won't really get\nany good games and porn."}, {'start': '1602.901', 'end': '1605.637', 'text': '- Well that was helpful.'}, {'start': '1616.381', 'end': '1619.718', 'text': "- Ah, I hadn't had one of these in ages."}, {'start': '1623.088', 'end': '1624.923', 'text': '- By ages she means this morning.'}, {'start': '1624.923', 'end': '1627.225', 'text': '- Yeah, well I mean\nobese have such a skewed'}, {'start': '1627.225', 'end': '1628.560', 'text': 'perception of time and space'}, {'start': '1628.560', 'end': '1630.762', 'text': 'when it comes to food.'}, {'start': '1630.762', 'end': '1632.631', 'text': 'Yeah, no, I believe that\nthe acceptable wait time'}, {'start': '1632.631', 'end': '1634.432', 'text': 'between meals is inversely proportional'}, {'start': '1634.466', 'end': '1635.767', 'text': "to someone's waistline."}, {'start': '1635.767', 'end': '1637.268', 'text': 'I mean you take you for example,'}, {'start': '1637.302', 'end': '1639.504', 'text': "back in the day, I'm sure\nshe had a 32 inch waistline"}, {'start': '1639.504', 'end': '1640.205', 'text': 'at which point,'}, {'start': '1640.205', 'end': '1641.172', 'text': 'a four to six hour window,'}, {'start': '1641.172', 'end': '1643.041', 'text': 'perfectly acceptable between meals.'}, {'start': '1643.408', 'end': '1644.509', 'text': '- And now?'}, {'start': '1644.576', 'end': '1645.677', 'text': '- Now,'}, {'start': '1645.710', 'end': '1648.613', 'text': "having achieved Optimus Prime's waistline,"}, {'start': '1648.613', 'end': '1650.315', 'text': 'I give her two hours,'}, {'start': '1650.315', 'end': '1654.319', 'text': 'three tops before she\nresorts to cannabism.'}, {'start': '1654.486', 'end': '1655.654', 'text': '- Did you see that look she gave us?'}, {'start': '1655.654', 'end': '1656.054', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '1656.054', 'end': '1657.822', 'text': 'I mean people do that\nto smokers, you know.'}, {'start': '1659.858', 'end': '1660.892', 'text': "- It's bullshit."}, {'start': '1660.892', 'end': '1662.961', 'text': "- They're just on a\nsuicidal, glutinous path"}, {'start': '1662.961', 'end': '1665.063', 'text': 'and every single double\ncheeseburger she inhales'}, {'start': '1665.063', 'end': '1666.564', 'text': 'and no one fucking flinches.'}, {'start': '1666.564', 'end': '1668.066', 'text': 'We light up and everyone looks like'}, {'start': '1668.066', 'end': '1671.770', 'text': 'we just clubbed the last\ngoddamned seal on earth.'}, {'start': '1671.770', 'end': '1672.437', 'text': "- It's not fair."}, {'start': '1672.437', 'end': '1673.238', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '1676.041', 'end': '1677.642', 'text': '- Ah, shit, here we go.'}, {'start': '1677.742', 'end': '1678.743', 'text': '- Hey.'}, {'start': '1678.843', 'end': '1679.244', 'text': 'Guys.'}, {'start': '1679.244', 'end': '1679.944', 'text': '- [Randy] No.'}, {'start': '1679.944', 'end': '1680.879', 'text': 'Go away.'}, {'start': '1680.879', 'end': '1681.913', 'text': 'Get the fuck out of here.'}, {'start': '1681.980', 'end': '1682.614', 'text': 'Get out.'}, {'start': '1682.614', 'end': '1684.015', 'text': 'Go away.'}, {'start': '1684.282', 'end': '1686.151', 'text': '- I was just wondering.'}, {'start': '1686.151', 'end': '1687.752', 'text': "- You know when we're\nout here we're on break."}, {'start': '1687.752', 'end': '1689.587', 'text': 'Right Carter?'}, {'start': '1689.654', 'end': '1690.488', 'text': '- No.'}, {'start': '1694.893', 'end': '1695.727', 'text': 'See ya.'}, {'start': '1698.163', 'end': '1699.097', 'text': 'See what I have to deal with?'}, {'start': '1699.097', 'end': '1702.500', 'text': '- I deal with just as many idiots.'}, {'start': '1703.001', 'end': '1705.003', 'text': "- I don't think so man."}, {'start': '1705.003', 'end': '1706.071', 'text': "I don't think you do.\n- Yeah."}, {'start': '1706.071', 'end': '1707.305', 'text': '- I think I deal with more idiots.'}, {'start': '1707.806', 'end': '1710.241', 'text': "- You're like enough for like 50 idiots."}, {'start': '1710.608', 'end': '1712.811', 'text': "- There's too many idiots in the world."}, {'start': '1718.349', 'end': '1720.185', 'text': '- Randy, my buddy.'}, {'start': '1720.752', 'end': '1721.586', 'text': 'Hey man.'}, {'start': '1721.586', 'end': '1723.021', 'text': 'hey, I was wondering'}, {'start': '1723.088', 'end': '1724.389', 'text': 'what do I do'}, {'start': '1724.422', 'end': '1726.224', 'text': 'when I find a wallet, boom'}, {'start': '1726.224', 'end': '1729.894', 'text': 'to a minimize the latency\nof World of Warcraft?'}, {'start': '1729.928', 'end': '1730.762', 'text': 'Hey Randy?'}, {'start': '1731.696', 'end': '1732.964', 'text': 'Randy?'}, {'start': '1737.569', 'end': '1738.536', 'text': '- [Boss] As you can see,'}, {'start': '1738.536', 'end': '1740.705', 'text': 'the numbers are not bad.'}, {'start': '1740.739', 'end': '1742.507', 'text': 'But we can do better.'}, {'start': '1743.374', 'end': '1745.477', 'text': "We're not slacking on our SLAs,"}, {'start': '1745.844', 'end': '1747.412', 'text': 'which is a good thing.'}, {'start': '1747.412', 'end': '1750.014', 'text': "But there's always room for improvement."}, {'start': '1750.048', 'end': '1752.283', 'text': "If there aren't any more questions."}, {'start': '1753.785', 'end': '1754.786', 'text': '- [Woman] Yes Bob,'}, {'start': '1754.786', 'end': '1756.888', 'text': 'I was wondering if you\ncould go over the metrics'}, {'start': '1756.888', 'end': '1758.890', 'text': 'for performance in Q two?'}, {'start': '1758.890', 'end': '1759.891', 'text': '- Ah.'}, {'start': '1759.891', 'end': '1762.193', 'text': '- [Bob] Yes, thank you for reminding me.'}, {'start': '1762.227', 'end': '1763.895', 'text': "So let's talk a bit"}, {'start': '1764.562', 'end': '1766.364', 'text': 'about how we got there,'}, {'start': '1766.364', 'end': '1767.966', 'text': 'where we are.'}, {'start': '1773.271', 'end': '1774.239', 'text': '- I set up Twitter'}, {'start': '1774.239', 'end': '1775.406', 'text': 'to sync with my Facebook,'}, {'start': '1775.673', 'end': '1776.908', 'text': 'that way when I tweet,'}, {'start': '1776.908', 'end': '1778.443', 'text': 'it goes automatically to Facebook'}, {'start': '1778.443', 'end': '1779.644', 'text': "but there's latency."}, {'start': '1779.644', 'end': '1781.746', 'text': 'It takes a least five minutes to show up.'}, {'start': '1782.046', 'end': '1783.715', 'text': 'Is that our network?'}, {'start': '1784.349', 'end': '1787.685', 'text': 'Is there anything you can do about that?'}, {'start': '1792.423', 'end': '1793.358', 'text': 'Nice shirt.'}, {'start': '1797.162', 'end': '1798.863', 'text': "- [Woman] So what's got these things slow?"}, {'start': '1798.863', 'end': '1799.564', 'text': "I don't know,"}, {'start': '1799.564', 'end': '1800.932', 'text': "it's been slower than yesterday."}, {'start': '1801.399', 'end': '1803.201', 'text': 'Anyone on the call have any ideas?'}, {'start': '1803.201', 'end': '1806.070', 'text': '- Okay, what are you clicking on?'}, {'start': '1806.304', 'end': '1807.906', 'text': "- [Woman] I don't know."}, {'start': '1807.906', 'end': '1810.041', 'text': '- What are you doing on the website?'}, {'start': '1810.041', 'end': '1810.809', 'text': 'Give me something.'}, {'start': '1810.809', 'end': '1813.044', 'text': "- [Woman] I don't know, it's just slow."}, {'start': '1813.044', 'end': '1814.379', 'text': 'The whole thing is slow.'}, {'start': '1814.379', 'end': '1815.613', 'text': '- Okay, slow to,'}, {'start': '1815.613', 'end': '1817.615', 'text': 'slow to load the home page?'}, {'start': '1817.615', 'end': '1819.050', 'text': '- [Woman] No, homepage is fine.'}, {'start': '1819.050', 'end': '1820.885', 'text': "I'm looking at it now."}, {'start': '1822.220', 'end': '1825.056', 'text': "- How do you know that it's slow?"}, {'start': '1825.623', 'end': '1827.392', 'text': "- [Woman] I don't know."}, {'start': '1830.128', 'end': '1831.062', 'text': "- I'm telling you,"}, {'start': '1831.062', 'end': '1832.463', 'text': 'everything is locked up.'}, {'start': '1832.897', 'end': '1834.098', 'text': "Nothing's happening."}, {'start': '1834.098', 'end': '1835.066', 'text': '- [Dan] Timmy.'}, {'start': '1835.066', 'end': '1835.934', 'text': 'Timmy.'}, {'start': '1835.934', 'end': '1837.135', 'text': 'Timmy.'}, {'start': '1837.135', 'end': '1838.002', 'text': 'Listen to me,'}, {'start': '1838.002', 'end': '1839.137', 'text': 'not a touch screen buddy.'}, {'start': '1839.304', 'end': '1841.039', 'text': 'Use the mouse.'}, {'start': '1841.272', 'end': '1842.540', 'text': '- I clicked on something'}, {'start': '1842.907', 'end': '1844.442', 'text': 'and it took me to a porn site.'}, {'start': '1845.743', 'end': '1847.345', 'text': 'It was an accident.'}, {'start': '1847.645', 'end': '1850.215', 'text': "I don't want to get into any trouble."}, {'start': '1850.215', 'end': '1852.417', 'text': '- Is it true that you can\nsee the pictures on my phone?'}, {'start': '1852.851', 'end': '1854.452', 'text': "- So I'm at the computer,"}, {'start': '1854.452', 'end': '1856.321', 'text': 'minding my own business,'}, {'start': '1856.588', 'end': '1860.058', 'text': 'and the weirdest thing happened again.'}, {'start': '1860.525', 'end': '1861.359', 'text': 'Porn site.'}, {'start': '1861.926', 'end': '1865.263', 'text': '- Is it true that you can read my email?'}, {'start': '1867.198', 'end': '1868.633', 'text': '- Is it true you can access my webcam'}, {'start': '1868.633', 'end': '1870.902', 'text': 'without me knowing it?'}, {'start': '1870.902', 'end': '1873.805', 'text': '- The weirdest thing just happened again.'}, {'start': '1886.484', 'end': '1887.585', 'text': '- Oh no, no, no,'}, {'start': '1887.585', 'end': '1890.154', 'text': 'you fucking son of a bitch, no.'}, {'start': '1894.392', 'end': '1895.793', 'text': 'No Richard, you fucking pick up.'}, {'start': '1895.793', 'end': '1897.495', 'text': 'You pick up you fucking,'}, {'start': '1897.495', 'end': '1898.563', 'text': 'fucking voicemail,'}, {'start': '1898.563', 'end': '1899.430', 'text': 'goddamn it.'}, {'start': '1899.430', 'end': '1900.431', 'text': 'Richard,'}, {'start': '1900.431', 'end': '1902.800', 'text': 'Richard, I got a fucking text\nmessage you son of a bitch.'}, {'start': '1902.934', 'end': '1904.502', 'text': 'You fucking son of a bitch,'}, {'start': '1904.502', 'end': '1905.536', 'text': "I know you didn't go anywhere"}, {'start': '1905.536', 'end': '1906.738', 'text': 'or you missed a fucking flight.'}, {'start': '1906.771', 'end': '1907.639', 'text': 'Huh?'}, {'start': '1907.639', 'end': '1909.073', 'text': 'How do you even know I got your text.'}, {'start': '1909.073', 'end': '1910.174', 'text': "You can't just send a text"}, {'start': '1910.174', 'end': '1910.909', 'text': 'and think that'}, {'start': '1910.909', 'end': '1911.676', 'text': "you're in the fucking clear."}, {'start': '1911.676', 'end': '1912.543', 'text': 'How do you know you I got it?'}, {'start': '1912.543', 'end': '1913.378', 'text': 'Huh?'}, {'start': '1917.548', 'end': '1918.883', 'text': 'Aside from the fact\nthat I fucking mentioned'}, {'start': '1918.883', 'end': '1919.417', 'text': 'that I got it,'}, {'start': '1919.417', 'end': '1920.518', 'text': 'how do you fucking know that I got it?'}, {'start': '1920.518', 'end': '1920.952', 'text': 'You fuck,'}, {'start': '1920.952', 'end': '1921.786', 'text': 'you know, fuck you.'}, {'start': '1921.819', 'end': '1922.687', 'text': 'Fuck you, fuck you.'}, {'start': '1922.787', 'end': '1923.621', 'text': 'Thanks Richard.'}, {'start': '1923.655', 'end': '1924.489', 'text': 'You dick.'}, {'start': '1928.559', 'end': '1930.561', 'text': "- You know, you just\ncan't slam phones down"}, {'start': '1930.561', 'end': '1932.430', 'text': 'the same way anymore.'}, {'start': '1932.430', 'end': '1934.732', 'text': 'First you have to like hit\nthe button to turn it off'}, {'start': '1934.732', 'end': '1936.100', 'text': 'and then,'}, {'start': '1936.100', 'end': '1937.302', 'text': 'and slam it down I guess,'}, {'start': '1937.302', 'end': '1938.002', 'text': "but then you're like,"}, {'start': '1938.002', 'end': '1940.672', 'text': 'hey, shit did I crack my screen?'}, {'start': '1942.206', 'end': '1945.209', 'text': "Hey man, why don't you just go home?"}, {'start': '1949.347', 'end': '1950.181', 'text': '- I could.'}, {'start': '1951.049', 'end': '1952.517', 'text': "- Ah, you're full of shit."}, {'start': '1952.517', 'end': '1953.785', 'text': "We both know you're a boy scout."}, {'start': '1953.785', 'end': '1954.619', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '1955.320', 'end': '1957.322', 'text': 'And what would you know\nabout responsibility?'}, {'start': '1957.488', 'end': '1960.325', 'text': '- I know that no one here has any.'}, {'start': '1965.163', 'end': '1966.164', 'text': "- I can't make any wrong moves"}, {'start': '1966.197', 'end': '1968.933', 'text': 'with this contract situation man.'}, {'start': '1970.335', 'end': '1972.704', 'text': 'It sucks, I should be home right now.'}, {'start': '1972.704', 'end': '1975.373', 'text': '- Playing Madden or jerking off?'}, {'start': '1976.808', 'end': '1978.309', 'text': '- Probably Madden.'}, {'start': '1979.844', 'end': '1982.647', 'text': "But I'd probably rub\none out during halftime."}, {'start': '1982.647', 'end': '1983.948', 'text': '- And just like that,'}, {'start': '1983.948', 'end': '1984.549', 'text': 'time for lunch.'}, {'start': '1984.549', 'end': '1985.516', 'text': "I'm thinking Chinese."}, {'start': '1985.550', 'end': '1986.484', 'text': '- Chinese again.'}, {'start': '1986.484', 'end': '1987.485', 'text': 'Yeah.'}, {'start': '1987.485', 'end': '1988.486', 'text': 'Third time this week.'}, {'start': '1988.486', 'end': '1989.921', 'text': 'You got here like an hour ago dude.'}, {'start': '1989.921', 'end': '1991.122', 'text': "- Well I'm sorry,"}, {'start': '1991.556', 'end': '1992.323', 'text': "I'm sorry."}, {'start': '1992.323', 'end': '1994.225', 'text': 'Maybe exposing my butthole'}, {'start': '1994.225', 'end': '1995.960', 'text': 'to a strange dude in the restroom'}, {'start': '1995.960', 'end': '1998.463', 'text': 'has increased my appetite.'}, {'start': '1998.463', 'end': '1998.930', 'text': 'Do you want to eat'}, {'start': '1998.930', 'end': '2002.266', 'text': 'or do you want to analyze my time sheet?'}, {'start': '2004.068', 'end': '2004.902', 'text': 'Come on.'}, {'start': '2007.805', 'end': '2008.639', 'text': 'Come on.'}, {'start': '2020.084', 'end': '2022.220', 'text': "Did you see Kathy's ass today?"}, {'start': '2023.154', 'end': '2025.456', 'text': '- Yeah, I make it a point\nto see that ass every day.'}, {'start': '2025.723', 'end': '2028.192', 'text': "It's part of my daily routine."}, {'start': '2028.192', 'end': '2031.629', 'text': 'I bet her dingle berries\ntaste like skittles.'}, {'start': '2031.763', 'end': '2033.331', 'text': "- I don't know if I'd go that far."}, {'start': '2033.398', 'end': '2035.633', 'text': "- I'd probably go that far."}, {'start': '2037.101', 'end': '2038.302', 'text': 'I was thinking about something.'}, {'start': '2038.803', 'end': '2039.937', 'text': '- Yeah, let me have it man.'}, {'start': '2040.171', 'end': '2041.539', 'text': '- You know how in Monopoly'}, {'start': '2041.539', 'end': '2044.075', 'text': "they've got that get\nout of jail free card?"}, {'start': '2044.075', 'end': '2045.176', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '2045.176', 'end': '2046.144', 'text': '- Imagine'}, {'start': '2046.144', 'end': '2047.211', 'text': 'if you will,'}, {'start': '2047.412', 'end': '2049.347', 'text': 'if you were suddenly issued'}, {'start': '2049.614', 'end': '2053.084', 'text': 'a get into vajayjay free card.'}, {'start': '2053.751', 'end': '2056.320', 'text': "It's the vajaja voucher."}, {'start': '2056.320', 'end': '2057.455', 'text': 'A vajayjay voucher,'}, {'start': '2057.455', 'end': '2058.856', 'text': 'if you will.'}, {'start': '2058.856', 'end': '2060.858', 'text': '- You mean like a gift\ncertificate for sex?'}, {'start': '2061.192', 'end': '2062.293', 'text': '- Not exactly.'}, {'start': '2063.294', 'end': '2064.829', 'text': 'Okay, no here, imagine this.'}, {'start': '2064.829', 'end': '2067.065', 'text': 'You have a one time voucher'}, {'start': '2067.131', 'end': '2069.600', 'text': 'that would obligate the\nwoman of your choosing'}, {'start': '2069.934', 'end': '2071.669', 'text': 'to have sex with you.'}, {'start': '2071.669', 'end': '2074.772', 'text': 'And she has to accommodate your request.'}, {'start': '2074.806', 'end': '2076.441', 'text': 'So what do you think?'}, {'start': '2076.441', 'end': '2079.077', 'text': '- I find your erotic and\nsomewhat disturbing fantasy'}, {'start': '2079.110', 'end': '2080.545', 'text': 'oddly intriguing.'}, {'start': '2082.613', 'end': '2084.015', 'text': 'What about her marital status?'}, {'start': '2084.015', 'end': '2084.615', 'text': '- Irrelevant.'}, {'start': '2084.615', 'end': '2085.516', 'text': '- Age?'}, {'start': '2085.516', 'end': '2086.517', 'text': '- Usual restrictions.'}, {'start': '2086.784', 'end': '2087.785', 'text': '- Friends, coworkers,'}, {'start': '2087.785', 'end': '2088.352', 'text': 'second cousins?'}, {'start': '2088.352', 'end': '2090.455', 'text': '- Yes, yes, gross but yes.'}, {'start': '2090.455', 'end': '2092.457', 'text': '- Domestic only, or\ninternationally accepted?'}, {'start': '2092.523', 'end': '2094.559', 'text': '- Domestic only.'}, {'start': '2095.860', 'end': '2097.695', 'text': 'Some conservative regions of the world'}, {'start': '2097.695', 'end': '2099.397', 'text': 'place too strict a penalty\nwhen it comes to sex.'}, {'start': '2099.530', 'end': '2101.999', 'text': 'And others just see it as a way of life.'}, {'start': '2102.100', 'end': '2105.036', 'text': '- Right, cause that would\nmake this unrealistic?'}, {'start': '2105.036', 'end': '2106.337', 'text': '- Yeah, shut up.'}, {'start': '2106.337', 'end': '2108.606', 'text': 'Even hypothetical sexual scenarios'}, {'start': '2108.673', 'end': '2110.174', 'text': 'need restrictions.'}, {'start': '2111.209', 'end': '2113.744', 'text': "It's the boundaries that\nmake them more tangible."}, {'start': '2113.744', 'end': '2116.447', 'text': 'There has to be a catch.'}, {'start': '2116.514', 'end': '2117.515', 'text': "- So what's the catch?"}, {'start': '2118.216', 'end': '2119.684', 'text': '- You only get one.'}, {'start': '2119.684', 'end': '2121.686', 'text': 'So you got to use it wisely.'}, {'start': '2122.787', 'end': '2126.958', 'text': "- Any special considerations\nmade if she's menstruating?"}, {'start': '2128.126', 'end': '2129.427', 'text': "What about if she's a hermaphrodite?"}, {'start': '2129.427', 'end': '2130.428', 'text': 'I think the presence of a dick'}, {'start': '2130.461', 'end': '2131.629', 'text': 'should nullify the transaction.'}, {'start': '2131.629', 'end': '2132.797', 'text': '- No do overs.'}, {'start': '2133.898', 'end': '2135.233', 'text': "- That's brutal."}, {'start': '2135.500', 'end': '2137.168', 'text': "- That's cool, yeah."}, {'start': '2140.605', 'end': '2142.840', 'text': '- Did she just smile at me?'}, {'start': '2146.410', 'end': '2147.445', 'text': '- I think it was more like'}, {'start': '2147.545', 'end': '2148.246', 'text': 'one of those,'}, {'start': '2148.246', 'end': '2152.416', 'text': "I'm glad you're all the way\nover there kind of looks."}, {'start': '2153.751', 'end': '2155.319', 'text': 'Hey your rape card would\ncome in handy here.'}, {'start': '2155.319', 'end': '2156.821', 'text': '- Whoa, whoa, whoa.'}, {'start': '2157.088', 'end': '2159.657', 'text': 'Who said anything about rape?'}, {'start': '2159.657', 'end': '2161.826', 'text': 'This place is always packed.'}, {'start': '2162.894', 'end': '2164.295', 'text': "It's just coffee."}, {'start': '2164.695', 'end': '2168.099', 'text': "You know crack dealers don't\nget this kind of loyalty."}, {'start': '2168.099', 'end': '2170.601', 'text': '- Well, it was just coffee,'}, {'start': '2170.601', 'end': '2172.270', 'text': '15 years ago.'}, {'start': '2173.070', 'end': '2175.706', 'text': "Now it's headquarters for\nthe environmentally conscious"}, {'start': '2175.740', 'end': '2177.875', 'text': 'left leaning, European\ncar driving douchebags'}, {'start': '2177.875', 'end': '2179.377', 'text': 'who think they have sophisticated taste'}, {'start': '2179.377', 'end': '2181.312', 'text': 'cause they overpaid for a\nbunch of ground up coffee beans'}, {'start': '2181.312', 'end': '2183.247', 'text': 'that were hand picked\nin inhuman conditions'}, {'start': '2183.247', 'end': '2184.448', 'text': 'by underprivileged children'}, {'start': '2184.448', 'end': '2185.783', 'text': "who's life expectancy is comparable"}, {'start': '2185.783', 'end': '2187.952', 'text': 'to the warranty of an iPad.'}, {'start': '2187.952', 'end': '2189.387', 'text': 'Which coincidentally,'}, {'start': '2189.554', 'end': '2191.222', 'text': 'is manufactured on another continent'}, {'start': '2191.489', 'end': '2193.024', 'text': 'by underprivileged children'}, {'start': '2193.024', 'end': '2196.227', 'text': 'under even less humane conditions.'}, {'start': '2197.662', 'end': '2200.231', 'text': '- So, what does that make them?'}, {'start': '2200.231', 'end': '2202.733', 'text': '- Well I told you, douchebags.'}, {'start': '2203.868', 'end': '2206.003', 'text': "- So we're douchebags?"}, {'start': '2206.170', 'end': '2208.272', 'text': '- Oh no, we have to\nwork our way up to that.'}, {'start': '2208.472', 'end': '2210.441', 'text': "I'd say in the coffee house"}, {'start': '2210.441', 'end': '2211.475', 'text': 'social class structure,'}, {'start': '2211.475', 'end': '2213.177', 'text': 'we fall somewhere between'}, {'start': '2213.177', 'end': '2214.912', 'text': 'local grad students who for some reason'}, {'start': '2214.912', 'end': '2216.647', 'text': 'find the distractions\nof a packed coffee house'}, {'start': '2216.647', 'end': '2218.149', 'text': 'to be the ideal study setting'}, {'start': '2218.149', 'end': '2219.517', 'text': 'and dirty gophers over there'}, {'start': '2219.517', 'end': '2220.952', 'text': 'hiding behind their laptops.'}, {'start': '2221.852', 'end': '2223.754', 'text': "- I don't know what dirty gopher is."}, {'start': '2224.288', 'end': '2224.789', 'text': '- Oh yeah,'}, {'start': '2224.789', 'end': '2226.490', 'text': 'a dirty gopher is a man'}, {'start': '2226.490', 'end': '2228.726', 'text': 'who seeks out a strategic\nseating arrangement'}, {'start': '2228.726', 'end': '2229.760', 'text': 'in close proximity'}, {'start': '2229.760', 'end': '2230.595', 'text': 'to an attractive woman'}, {'start': '2230.595', 'end': '2231.329', 'text': 'with the hopes that'}, {'start': '2231.329', 'end': '2233.464', 'text': 'said attractive woman will inadvertently'}, {'start': '2233.464', 'end': '2235.666', 'text': 'give him a glimpse of her panties.'}, {'start': '2235.666', 'end': '2236.867', 'text': 'Which by the way pales in comparison'}, {'start': '2236.867', 'end': '2238.569', 'text': 'to the images these\nidiots could be looking at'}, {'start': '2238.569', 'end': '2240.271', 'text': 'on those rectangular shaped\nthings in front of them'}, {'start': '2240.271', 'end': '2242.240', 'text': 'currently serving as pathetic camouflage.'}, {'start': '2242.340', 'end': '2243.507', 'text': "- I don't know about that."}, {'start': '2243.507', 'end': '2244.909', 'text': 'So, take a look at that guy.'}, {'start': '2244.909', 'end': '2246.377', 'text': "He's just kind of\nminding his own business."}, {'start': '2246.377', 'end': '2248.212', 'text': '- No, no, wait for it.'}, {'start': '2253.351', 'end': '2254.418', 'text': 'See.'}, {'start': '2254.785', 'end': '2255.920', 'text': 'Just like gophers.'}, {'start': '2255.920', 'end': '2257.588', 'text': '- The fuck?'}, {'start': '2258.155', 'end': '2259.557', 'text': '- Yeah, this game of peekaboo'}, {'start': '2259.590', 'end': '2260.992', 'text': 'became an instinctual part of our genders'}, {'start': '2260.992', 'end': '2263.194', 'text': 'shortly after Eve started\nwearing a fig leaf.'}, {'start': '2263.227', 'end': '2265.663', 'text': 'Before that whole apple biting incident,'}, {'start': '2265.663', 'end': '2267.298', 'text': 'we were sort of indifferent\nto the womanly parts.'}, {'start': '2267.298', 'end': '2269.967', 'text': 'Now, even centuries later,'}, {'start': '2269.967', 'end': '2271.602', 'text': 'we start as little boys in middle school'}, {'start': '2271.602', 'end': '2273.004', 'text': 'accidentally dropping our pencils,'}, {'start': '2273.471', 'end': '2274.171', 'text': 'and eventually'}, {'start': '2274.171', 'end': '2276.040', 'text': 'many of us carry this\ntime honored tradition'}, {'start': '2276.040', 'end': '2277.942', 'text': 'on well into adulthood.'}, {'start': '2278.342', 'end': '2280.077', 'text': 'Here comes round two.'}, {'start': '2289.020', 'end': '2291.689', 'text': "- What the hell, that's amazing."}, {'start': '2293.491', 'end': '2294.592', 'text': '- Hey, I wonder if any of those guys'}, {'start': '2294.592', 'end': '2297.995', 'text': 'can help us out with our database issues.'}, {'start': '2299.363', 'end': '2300.898', 'text': "- That's wrong."}, {'start': '2301.065', 'end': '2302.466', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '2345.142', 'end': '2345.976', 'text': 'Gentlemen,'}, {'start': '2346.444', 'end': '2347.111', 'text': 'hi.'}, {'start': '2347.111', 'end': '2348.379', 'text': 'I was hoping maybe you can help me'}, {'start': '2348.379', 'end': '2350.715', 'text': 'with a technology related issue.'}, {'start': '2350.715', 'end': '2352.783', 'text': '- What makes you think we\ncan help you with that?'}, {'start': '2352.783', 'end': '2354.118', 'text': '- What makes me think?'}, {'start': '2354.151', 'end': '2356.921', 'text': 'How about 400 plus hours\nof tech support calls'}, {'start': '2356.921', 'end': '2358.756', 'text': 'to the entire cast of Slumdog Millionaire?'}, {'start': '2358.756', 'end': '2360.491', 'text': '- Is there something we can help you with?'}, {'start': '2360.624', 'end': '2361.525', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '2361.525', 'end': '2362.660', 'text': 'I need a database administrator.'}, {'start': '2362.660', 'end': '2364.228', 'text': 'You guys in?'}, {'start': '2364.395', 'end': '2366.030', 'text': '- So we are to your technology needs'}, {'start': '2366.030', 'end': '2368.699', 'text': 'what Mexicans are to your landscaping?'}, {'start': '2368.866', 'end': '2371.202', 'text': 'Should we hop in the back\nof your pickup truck?'}, {'start': '2371.202', 'end': '2372.169', 'text': "- Don't be ridiculous man,"}, {'start': '2372.169', 'end': '2373.771', 'text': 'just catch a lift with one\nof your cab driver buddies.'}, {'start': '2373.771', 'end': '2375.239', 'text': '- Hey what the fuck is that man?'}, {'start': '2375.272', 'end': '2375.940', 'text': "- That's enough, that's enough."}, {'start': '2375.940', 'end': '2376.774', 'text': "Let's go, let's go buddy."}, {'start': '2376.907', 'end': '2377.742', 'text': 'Come on.'}, {'start': '2377.742', 'end': '2380.911', 'text': "- [Randy] I didn't say anything wrong."}, {'start': '2383.748', 'end': '2385.349', 'text': '- Oh Kathy, I really need to sign those--'}, {'start': '2385.349', 'end': '2386.250', 'text': '- Vera.'}, {'start': '2386.250', 'end': '2387.785', 'text': "- I've sent you like 10 emails today."}, {'start': '2387.818', 'end': '2389.220', 'text': '- Oh, well you can just\nbring them on by the office.'}, {'start': '2389.286', 'end': '2390.554', 'text': '- Okay, or you can stop by and--'}, {'start': '2390.554', 'end': '2391.622', 'text': '- These earrings are so adorable.'}, {'start': '2391.689', 'end': '2392.523', 'text': "Where'd you get them?"}, {'start': '2392.523', 'end': '2393.891', 'text': '- Thanks, I got them online'}, {'start': '2393.891', 'end': '2395.459', 'text': 'from one those like charity websites.'}, {'start': '2395.459', 'end': '2398.262', 'text': 'All the proceeds go to\nhelp save the pandas.'}, {'start': '2398.262', 'end': '2399.897', 'text': "And who doesn't like pandas, right?"}, {'start': '2399.930', 'end': '2401.232', 'text': '- Cute.'}, {'start': '2401.232', 'end': '2404.001', 'text': '- It is, so, the papers.'}, {'start': '2404.368', 'end': '2405.736', 'text': 'Really important.'}, {'start': '2405.736', 'end': '2407.204', 'text': 'Just drop by before two today,'}, {'start': '2407.238', 'end': '2408.506', 'text': "and we'll get it all done,"}, {'start': '2408.539', 'end': '2409.106', 'text': "and I'll be out of your hair."}, {'start': '2409.106', 'end': '2410.341', 'text': '- Bring them on over to my office.'}, {'start': '2410.508', 'end': '2411.375', 'text': '- Or also that.'}, {'start': '2411.375', 'end': '2411.909', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '2411.909', 'end': '2412.743', 'text': "Well I'm gonna go."}, {'start': '2412.743', 'end': '2414.145', 'text': "- Great.\n- Let's do lunch sometime."}, {'start': '2414.145', 'end': '2415.980', 'text': "It's been forever.\n- yeah, sure."}, {'start': '2416.247', 'end': '2417.381', 'text': '- Your life.'}, {'start': '2417.381', 'end': '2418.549', 'text': '- Definitely, okay.'}, {'start': '2418.549', 'end': '2419.383', 'text': '- Bye.'}, {'start': '2420.684', 'end': '2421.786', 'text': 'What a bitch.'}, {'start': '2423.354', 'end': '2425.389', 'text': '- Those are the ugliest f-ing earrings'}, {'start': '2425.389', 'end': '2426.624', 'text': "I've ever seen."}, {'start': '2429.126', 'end': '2430.828', 'text': '- You know what, that was\nreally embarrassing, okay.'}, {'start': '2430.828', 'end': '2434.098', 'text': "I don't need you to pull me\nout of every social situation."}, {'start': '2434.231', 'end': '2435.800', 'text': '- Me?'}, {'start': '2435.800', 'end': '2439.069', 'text': "I am amazed that you've\ngotten this far in life"}, {'start': '2439.069', 'end': '2441.672', 'text': 'without being curb stomped.'}, {'start': '2441.705', 'end': '2443.874', 'text': "- You know, you don't understand me."}, {'start': '2443.874', 'end': '2445.042', 'text': "You're supposed to be my friend."}, {'start': '2445.042', 'end': '2446.043', 'text': 'I thought we were cool.'}, {'start': '2446.110', 'end': '2447.778', 'text': "- You're treating me like I'm short round."}, {'start': '2448.179', 'end': '2449.013', 'text': '- Well.'}, {'start': '2451.115', 'end': '2452.383', 'text': 'What do you want from me?'}, {'start': '2452.416', 'end': '2454.785', 'text': 'I call it how I see it man.'}, {'start': '2454.785', 'end': '2455.519', 'text': '- Okay, this is,'}, {'start': '2455.519', 'end': '2456.687', 'text': 'this is what?'}, {'start': '2456.687', 'end': '2459.423', 'text': 'Does anything actually phase you?'}, {'start': '2460.791', 'end': '2461.992', 'text': '- Ah,'}, {'start': '2461.992', 'end': '2462.927', 'text': "- I'm serious, like,"}, {'start': '2462.927', 'end': '2464.895', 'text': 'to pull the kind of shit that you do'}, {'start': '2465.129', 'end': '2466.864', 'text': 'and have not gotten your ass beat,'}, {'start': '2466.864', 'end': '2468.833', 'text': "you're either a complete genius,"}, {'start': '2469.266', 'end': '2471.001', 'text': 'or the most blessed fucking idiot'}, {'start': '2471.001', 'end': '2473.170', 'text': 'without absolutely no fear.'}, {'start': '2473.170', 'end': '2474.271', 'text': 'What are you afraid of?'}, {'start': '2474.738', 'end': '2475.773', 'text': '- I am six foot five,'}, {'start': '2475.773', 'end': '2477.641', 'text': "235 pounds and there's two of me."}, {'start': '2477.641', 'end': '2478.509', 'text': "- No, I'm serious."}, {'start': '2478.542', 'end': '2480.211', 'text': 'What are you actually afraid of in life?'}, {'start': '2484.548', 'end': '2485.616', 'text': "- I don't know."}, {'start': '2485.616', 'end': '2487.418', 'text': "I'm afraid of black women and gay men."}, {'start': '2487.918', 'end': '2489.320', 'text': '- Seriously dude.'}, {'start': '2490.287', 'end': '2491.288', 'text': '- No, yeah.'}, {'start': '2491.422', 'end': '2492.957', 'text': 'Have you ever seen a\nblack woman get angry?'}, {'start': '2492.957', 'end': '2493.891', 'text': "It's crazy."}, {'start': '2495.893', 'end': '2497.161', 'text': 'And gay men, when they get angry,'}, {'start': '2497.161', 'end': '2499.497', 'text': 'they turn into black women.'}, {'start': '2499.497', 'end': '2500.931', 'text': "- God, it just doesn't\nfucking stop with you."}, {'start': '2501.699', 'end': '2503.100', 'text': '- Look man.'}, {'start': '2503.534', 'end': '2504.368', 'text': 'You drive.'}, {'start': '2504.869', 'end': '2505.669', 'text': "I don't feel like it."}, {'start': '2505.669', 'end': '2506.670', 'text': '- Seriously?'}, {'start': '2508.172', 'end': '2510.374', 'text': "- It's crazy to me that\nthings like that still happen."}, {'start': '2510.374', 'end': '2512.443', 'text': "- Crazy, it's not even actually crazy."}, {'start': '2512.443', 'end': '2514.044', 'text': "It's pretty shocking to me."}, {'start': '2514.044', 'end': '2515.946', 'text': "- It's so much more than shocking."}, {'start': '2516.013', 'end': '2517.548', 'text': '- Hey, anybody know databases,'}, {'start': '2517.548', 'end': '2519.083', 'text': "hop in back, it's good pay."}, {'start': '2519.083', 'end': '2521.252', 'text': '- Nice blouse asshole.'}, {'start': '2528.859', 'end': '2529.693', 'text': '- Daniel?'}, {'start': '2532.463', 'end': '2533.230', 'text': '- Dan.'}, {'start': '2533.230', 'end': '2533.898', 'text': '- Okay, Dan,'}, {'start': '2533.898', 'end': '2535.799', 'text': "I'm here for your poly."}, {'start': '2537.101', 'end': '2538.736', 'text': '- Oh, okay, yeah, right.'}, {'start': '2538.736', 'end': '2540.304', 'text': 'Okay, I was'}, {'start': '2540.304', 'end': '2541.171', 'text': 'warned about,'}, {'start': '2541.171', 'end': '2542.773', 'text': 'told about you guys.'}, {'start': '2542.973', 'end': '2544.108', 'text': '- Just to be clear,'}, {'start': '2544.108', 'end': '2545.142', 'text': 'this is a life cell poly,'}, {'start': '2545.142', 'end': '2545.976', 'text': 'which means'}, {'start': '2545.976', 'end': '2547.811', 'text': 'some questions may seem evasive,'}, {'start': '2547.811', 'end': '2550.147', 'text': 'but I assure you they serve a purpose.'}, {'start': '2550.214', 'end': '2553.450', 'text': "So, let's start with baseline."}, {'start': '2553.450', 'end': '2555.152', 'text': 'State your full name.'}, {'start': '2555.185', 'end': '2557.454', 'text': '- Daniel Shumaker.'}, {'start': '2557.555', 'end': '2558.455', 'text': '- Date of birth?'}, {'start': '2558.789', 'end': '2561.025', 'text': '- September 7th, 1987.'}, {'start': '2561.425', 'end': '2563.227', 'text': '- What is your job title?'}, {'start': '2563.227', 'end': '2565.129', 'text': '- I am a systems admin.'}, {'start': '2567.298', 'end': '2569.133', 'text': '- Have you ever engaged in any unlawful'}, {'start': '2569.133', 'end': '2570.367', 'text': 'or unethical activities'}, {'start': '2570.367', 'end': '2571.902', 'text': 'in your place of work?'}, {'start': '2571.902', 'end': '2573.337', 'text': '- No.'}, {'start': '2574.505', 'end': '2575.973', 'text': "Oh, I'm sorry."}, {'start': '2576.307', 'end': '2578.542', 'text': 'What was the beep for?'}, {'start': '2578.542', 'end': '2579.343', 'text': "- It's okay."}, {'start': '2579.343', 'end': '2580.044', 'text': '- Does that mean,'}, {'start': '2580.044', 'end': '2581.211', 'text': "does that mean I'm lying?"}, {'start': '2581.312', 'end': '2583.948', 'text': '- No, everyone gets\ndinged on that question.'}, {'start': '2584.014', 'end': '2586.116', 'text': "But we'll come back to ethics later."}, {'start': '2586.116', 'end': '2588.485', 'text': 'Are you now, or have\nyou ever been affiliated'}, {'start': '2588.485', 'end': '2590.187', 'text': 'with any groups or organizations'}, {'start': '2590.187', 'end': '2593.457', 'text': 'that have ill will toward\nthe United States government?'}, {'start': '2594.258', 'end': '2595.092', 'text': '- No.'}, {'start': '2596.894', 'end': '2598.729', 'text': '- Do you now or have you ever engaged in'}, {'start': '2598.729', 'end': '2600.898', 'text': 'any homosexual activities?'}, {'start': '2601.699', 'end': '2604.168', 'text': '- Ah, I saw Magic Mike in 3D.'}, {'start': '2604.168', 'end': '2605.903', 'text': "I don't think that makes me gay."}, {'start': '2607.471', 'end': '2608.305', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '2609.607', 'end': '2612.042', 'text': 'Do you now, or have you ever\nhad thoughts or fantasies'}, {'start': '2612.076', 'end': '2613.611', 'text': 'involving rape or violence?'}, {'start': '2613.744', 'end': '2614.612', 'text': '- No.'}, {'start': '2617.781', 'end': '2618.449', 'text': 'Okay, no.'}, {'start': '2618.449', 'end': '2620.618', 'text': 'Not, not intentionally.'}, {'start': '2620.618', 'end': '2622.386', 'text': "- I don't understand."}, {'start': '2624.755', 'end': '2626.857', 'text': '- Well you know how in Monopoly,'}, {'start': '2626.857', 'end': '2629.126', 'text': "you know, they've got this\nget out of jail free card?"}, {'start': '2629.126', 'end': '2630.928', 'text': "So you know, I just thought it'd be funny"}, {'start': '2630.928', 'end': '2633.931', 'text': 'if there was like this get\ninto vajayvaj free card.'}, {'start': '2634.031', 'end': '2635.299', 'text': '- A what?'}, {'start': '2635.332', 'end': '2637.635', 'text': "- I'm sorry, is there anyway\nthat we can just kind of"}, {'start': '2637.635', 'end': '2638.902', 'text': 'come back to'}, {'start': '2639.203', 'end': '2642.139', 'text': 'the rape thing another time?'}, {'start': '2642.139', 'end': '2643.941', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '2646.744', 'end': '2648.646', 'text': 'Have you ever engaged in any sexual'}, {'start': '2648.646', 'end': '2650.314', 'text': 'or lewd acts in the office?'}, {'start': '2650.314', 'end': '2651.148', 'text': '- No.'}, {'start': '2651.448', 'end': '2652.716', 'text': 'Maybe a little bit.'}, {'start': '2653.217', 'end': '2654.051', 'text': '- Explain.'}, {'start': '2654.618', 'end': '2657.154', 'text': '- I diddled my project\nmanager a few times.'}, {'start': '2657.254', 'end': '2658.122', 'text': "That's it."}, {'start': '2658.756', 'end': '2659.623', 'text': 'Fuck.'}, {'start': '2660.124', 'end': '2660.958', 'text': 'And I'}, {'start': '2662.159', 'end': '2664.728', 'text': 'masturbated in the Enterprise office.'}, {'start': '2665.362', 'end': '2667.297', 'text': 'I masturbated right in that chair.'}, {'start': '2667.531', 'end': '2668.999', 'text': "and in Kathy's office,"}, {'start': '2669.366', 'end': '2671.068', 'text': 'and the fourth floor conference rooms,'}, {'start': '2671.068', 'end': '2672.002', 'text': 'and I tried the server room,'}, {'start': '2672.002', 'end': '2674.571', 'text': "but it's a little too cold."}, {'start': '2674.738', 'end': '2678.242', 'text': '- Do you realize how creepy you are?'}, {'start': '2679.843', 'end': '2680.678', 'text': '- Nope.'}, {'start': '2684.815', 'end': '2686.283', 'text': 'Oh, hi.'}, {'start': '2686.283', 'end': '2687.117', 'text': 'Hi.'}, {'start': '2687.317', 'end': '2688.986', 'text': "You are with Kathy's team, so,"}, {'start': '2689.119', 'end': '2691.155', 'text': 'I mean you guys must know each other?'}, {'start': '2691.155', 'end': '2692.756', 'text': '- Can you come to the data center?'}, {'start': '2693.323', 'end': '2695.759', 'text': '- Okay, would you like me to come'}, {'start': '2695.759', 'end': '2697.695', 'text': 'cause I do the systems.'}, {'start': '2697.695', 'end': '2698.495', 'text': '- No need.'}, {'start': '2701.565', 'end': '2703.200', 'text': "- I'll tell you what,"}, {'start': '2703.200', 'end': '2705.436', 'text': "we'll give you a call if\nthere's a semen shortage"}, {'start': '2705.436', 'end': '2707.271', 'text': 'on any of the servers.'}, {'start': '2717.147', 'end': '2719.216', 'text': '- I think it went okay.'}, {'start': '2731.729', 'end': '2733.130', 'text': "Who's that?"}, {'start': '2733.130', 'end': '2735.699', 'text': "- Oh, it's Amanda from marketing."}, {'start': '2735.866', 'end': '2739.069', 'text': "- I didn't know Amanda\nwas your Facebook buddy."}, {'start': '2739.069', 'end': '2741.739', 'text': '- Who said anything about Facebook?'}, {'start': '2741.739', 'end': '2743.907', 'text': "- Where'd you get those pictures from?"}, {'start': '2744.141', 'end': '2745.375', 'text': '- Ah,'}, {'start': '2746.810', 'end': '2748.645', 'text': '- Do I want to know?'}, {'start': '2748.645', 'end': '2749.480', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '2751.915', 'end': '2752.750', 'text': '- Why?'}, {'start': '2756.353', 'end': '2757.421', 'text': 'Holy shit.'}, {'start': '2758.889', 'end': '2760.524', 'text': "- It's good to be the admin."}, {'start': '2760.524', 'end': '2762.760', 'text': '- What are you doing?'}, {'start': '2762.826', 'end': '2764.194', 'text': '- I have,'}, {'start': '2764.595', 'end': '2767.297', 'text': "I have admin privileges on\neveryone's work computer, right."}, {'start': '2767.297', 'end': '2770.901', 'text': 'But they should only\nkeep work stuff on there.'}, {'start': '2770.901', 'end': '2773.036', 'text': 'Just because you have a\nfolder called my pictures'}, {'start': '2773.036', 'end': '2774.438', 'text': "doesn't mean you should load it up"}, {'start': '2774.438', 'end': '2777.307', 'text': 'with your very, very\nprivate vacation photos.'}, {'start': '2777.341', 'end': '2779.042', 'text': '- Okay, close that, now.'}, {'start': '2779.042', 'end': '2779.743', 'text': '- Why?'}, {'start': '2779.743', 'end': '2780.978', 'text': "- It's wrong."}, {'start': '2780.978', 'end': '2782.880', 'text': '- Says the guy who wants a rape voucher.'}, {'start': '2782.880', 'end': '2784.081', 'text': '- Can you stop calling it that.'}, {'start': '2784.081', 'end': '2785.415', 'text': 'Look, just because you got,'}, {'start': '2785.415', 'end': '2787.317', 'text': "because you can access people's files"}, {'start': '2787.317', 'end': '2788.218', 'text': 'without them knowing,'}, {'start': '2788.218', 'end': '2789.386', 'text': "doesn't mean that you can\nsnoop around like that."}, {'start': '2789.386', 'end': '2790.120', 'text': 'I mean,'}, {'start': '2790.120', 'end': '2792.222', 'text': 'you should be using,'}, {'start': '2792.823', 'end': '2794.725', 'text': 'using admin privileges for'}, {'start': '2794.725', 'end': '2797.327', 'text': 'troubleshooting workstations.'}, {'start': '2797.327', 'end': '2798.695', 'text': '- I am troubleshooting.'}, {'start': '2798.695', 'end': '2799.596', 'text': 'She submitted a ticket.'}, {'start': '2799.596', 'end': '2801.331', 'text': "Said her computer's running slow."}, {'start': '2801.331', 'end': '2802.933', 'text': "Maybe it's running slow because"}, {'start': '2802.933', 'end': '2804.835', 'text': "she's running out of disc space."}, {'start': '2804.868', 'end': '2806.036', 'text': "Maybe she's running out of space"}, {'start': '2806.036', 'end': '2807.604', 'text': "because she doesn't realize"}, {'start': '2807.604', 'end': '2811.341', 'text': 'the file size of her\nenormous titties in RAW.'}, {'start': '2811.341', 'end': '2812.509', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '2812.609', 'end': '2813.811', 'text': 'Just be professional.'}, {'start': '2813.811', 'end': '2815.546', 'text': "That's all I'm saying."}, {'start': '2815.546', 'end': '2816.547', 'text': "- Professional's a lost art"}, {'start': '2816.547', 'end': '2819.183', 'text': 'in this consumer driven world.'}, {'start': '2819.283', 'end': '2821.518', 'text': "- I don't even know what that means."}, {'start': '2821.752', 'end': '2824.521', 'text': "- It means everything's so\nfucking casual these days,"}, {'start': '2824.521', 'end': '2826.156', 'text': 'business casual.'}, {'start': '2826.190', 'end': '2828.225', 'text': 'B-Y-O-D.'}, {'start': '2828.258', 'end': '2830.661', 'text': 'I want my iPhone to connect to my work,'}, {'start': '2830.661', 'end': '2832.963', 'text': 'and I want my necklace to connect to my'}, {'start': '2833.096', 'end': '2834.598', 'text': 'corporate resources.'}, {'start': '2834.598', 'end': '2836.800', 'text': "Like that's so fucking secure."}, {'start': '2836.800', 'end': '2838.602', 'text': 'The line between work and play'}, {'start': '2838.602', 'end': '2841.071', 'text': 'is like so blurry when\nit comes to technology.'}, {'start': '2841.071', 'end': '2842.940', 'text': 'No doubt these fuckers\ncan be super productive'}, {'start': '2842.940', 'end': '2844.274', 'text': "when they're checking social media"}, {'start': '2844.274', 'end': '2845.542', 'text': 'every 15 minutes.'}, {'start': '2845.542', 'end': '2846.543', 'text': 'So excuse me,'}, {'start': '2847.477', 'end': '2849.980', 'text': 'excuse me captain America.'}, {'start': '2849.980', 'end': '2851.748', 'text': 'These fuckers are too stupid to realize'}, {'start': '2851.748', 'end': '2853.517', 'text': 'that every time they sync\ntheir phone to their desktop'}, {'start': '2853.517', 'end': '2856.753', 'text': 'it also copies over their sexting pics.'}, {'start': '2857.521', 'end': '2858.322', 'text': 'Check this out.'}, {'start': '2860.424', 'end': '2861.425', 'text': 'Look at her.'}, {'start': '2864.361', 'end': '2865.963', 'text': "She's so beautiful."}, {'start': '2867.664', 'end': '2868.932', 'text': '- What is that?'}, {'start': '2868.932', 'end': '2869.933', 'text': "- Oh, that's her webcam."}, {'start': '2869.933', 'end': '2871.168', 'text': "- Oh, that's live,"}, {'start': '2871.201', 'end': '2871.869', 'text': 'right now?'}, {'start': '2871.869', 'end': '2872.336', 'text': '- Yeah, yeah, yeah.'}, {'start': '2872.336', 'end': '2873.237', 'text': 'All I did was--'}, {'start': '2873.237', 'end': '2873.837', 'text': '- No.'}, {'start': '2873.837', 'end': '2875.005', 'text': "I don't want to hear how you do it."}, {'start': '2875.572', 'end': '2879.743', 'text': '- Alright, what if I printed\nout a peeping tom voucher?'}, {'start': '2881.311', 'end': '2882.613', 'text': "Shit, Fredo, what's up?"}, {'start': '2883.046', 'end': '2884.815', 'text': "- My daughter's in trouble."}, {'start': '2884.815', 'end': '2885.449', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '2885.449', 'end': '2887.551', 'text': "- She's stuck in Nigeria."}, {'start': '2888.685', 'end': '2891.655', 'text': '- Have you tried calling your daughter?'}, {'start': '2892.856', 'end': '2893.690', 'text': '- No.'}, {'start': '2897.427', 'end': '2898.662', 'text': '- There you go.'}, {'start': '2911.108', 'end': '2911.942', 'text': '- [Daughter] Hello?'}, {'start': '2911.942', 'end': '2913.510', 'text': '- Betty, honey.'}, {'start': '2913.844', 'end': '2915.012', 'text': '- [Betty] Dad?'}, {'start': '2915.045', 'end': '2916.513', 'text': '- Are you okay?'}, {'start': '2916.613', 'end': '2917.314', 'text': '- [Betty] What?'}, {'start': '2917.314', 'end': '2918.682', 'text': '- Where are you?'}, {'start': '2918.682', 'end': '2920.684', 'text': '- [Betty] At work.'}, {'start': '2920.751', 'end': '2922.953', 'text': '- When did you get a job in Nigeria?'}, {'start': '2922.986', 'end': '2924.621', 'text': '- Jesus, really?'}, {'start': '2924.621', 'end': '2926.790', 'text': '- I got your email.'}, {'start': '2927.157', 'end': '2928.358', 'text': '- [Betty] What email?'}, {'start': '2928.358', 'end': '2929.927', 'text': 'Dad are you okay?'}, {'start': '2930.160', 'end': '2930.928', 'text': '- Hey, Betty.'}, {'start': '2930.928', 'end': '2931.962', 'text': "Your dad's fine."}, {'start': '2931.962', 'end': '2934.364', 'text': 'Okay, he just sent some\nmoney to a stranger'}, {'start': '2934.364', 'end': '2936.867', 'text': 'for a plane ticket to escape\nblood diamond runners.'}, {'start': '2936.900', 'end': '2938.568', 'text': "I'm gonna go clean up his computer,"}, {'start': '2938.568', 'end': '2940.304', 'text': "and he's gonna call AMEX."}, {'start': '2940.304', 'end': '2941.305', 'text': "But everything's cool, okay."}, {'start': '2941.305', 'end': '2942.172', 'text': '- [Betty] Okay.'}, {'start': '2942.172', 'end': '2943.473', 'text': '- Say bye Freddy.'}, {'start': '2944.541', 'end': '2945.609', 'text': '- Bye Freddy.'}, {'start': '2951.181', 'end': '2952.516', 'text': "- I'm pretty sure we each get our own."}, {'start': '2952.649', 'end': '2953.383', 'text': '- No way man,'}, {'start': '2953.383', 'end': '2954.451', 'text': "they're just gonna give us a huge one"}, {'start': '2954.451', 'end': '2955.485', 'text': "and we're gonna have to share it."}, {'start': '2955.485', 'end': '2956.420', 'text': '- Well here he is.'}, {'start': '2956.420', 'end': '2957.621', 'text': "Let's just ask him."}, {'start': '2957.621', 'end': '2959.189', 'text': '- Ah, can I help you guys?'}, {'start': '2959.256', 'end': '2961.191', 'text': '- Maybe you can help us settle something.'}, {'start': '2961.258', 'end': '2964.528', 'text': 'How many clouds are we buying?'}, {'start': '2964.561', 'end': '2965.963', 'text': 'You know, the clouds.'}, {'start': '2965.963', 'end': '2967.931', 'text': 'How many are we purchasing?'}, {'start': '2967.931', 'end': '2970.867', 'text': 'And please tell me we each get our own.'}, {'start': '2971.168', 'end': '2972.169', 'text': '- Cloud?'}, {'start': '2972.803', 'end': '2974.638', 'text': 'Oh, bless your hearts.'}, {'start': '2975.505', 'end': '2977.107', 'text': 'Okay, cloud services.'}, {'start': '2977.107', 'end': '2978.842', 'text': "I don't know if you guys know exactly--"}, {'start': '2978.842', 'end': '2980.177', 'text': '- Time out.'}, {'start': '2980.744', 'end': '2983.513', 'text': 'Where is it physically right now?'}, {'start': '2984.781', 'end': '2985.782', 'text': 'I mean is it where I think it is?'}, {'start': '2985.782', 'end': '2987.384', 'text': "- It's not in the clouds."}, {'start': '2987.751', 'end': '2988.518', 'text': '- Well not anymore.'}, {'start': '2988.518', 'end': '2989.353', 'text': 'Right.'}, {'start': '2989.386', 'end': '2991.321', 'text': 'Thanks a lot Al Queda.'}, {'start': '2991.321', 'end': '2992.756', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '2992.789', 'end': '2993.256', 'text': 'Cloud--'}, {'start': '2993.256', 'end': '2994.324', 'text': '- Do you think I can see one.'}, {'start': '2994.324', 'end': '2995.692', 'text': "Cause I'd really like to see one."}, {'start': '2995.692', 'end': '2996.560', 'text': '- Me too.'}, {'start': '2997.361', 'end': '2999.162', 'text': 'I would really like an orange one as well.'}, {'start': '2999.162', 'end': '3001.098', 'text': 'Definitely an orange one.'}, {'start': '3001.098', 'end': '3002.165', 'text': '- Yeah, I like where his head is at'}, {'start': '3002.165', 'end': '3004.735', 'text': "because I don't want to\nconfuse mine with his."}, {'start': '3004.735', 'end': '3006.870', 'text': 'So I was gonna go with\nsomething like metallic blue,'}, {'start': '3006.870', 'end': '3008.505', 'text': 'you know, a little bit more subtle,'}, {'start': '3008.505', 'end': '3010.240', 'text': 'nothing over the top.'}, {'start': '3010.240', 'end': '3011.241', 'text': '- Yeah, alright, so.'}, {'start': '3012.142', 'end': '3013.710', 'text': 'Metallic blue.'}, {'start': '3013.710', 'end': '3014.544', 'text': 'Orange.'}, {'start': '3015.579', 'end': '3016.947', 'text': "Just make sure you\ndon't pour water on them"}, {'start': '3016.947', 'end': '3018.348', 'text': 'cause they will multiply.'}, {'start': '3018.849', 'end': '3019.750', 'text': "I'm sorry."}, {'start': '3019.750', 'end': '3021.451', 'text': "I don't know what any of this is about."}, {'start': '3021.985', 'end': '3024.154', 'text': 'Is that why you guys came to my office?'}, {'start': '3024.154', 'end': '3024.888', 'text': '- Oh, not at all.'}, {'start': '3024.888', 'end': '3025.889', 'text': "We're actually here to ask you"}, {'start': '3025.889', 'end': '3026.757', 'text': 'about your SOPs'}, {'start': '3026.790', 'end': '3029.559', 'text': 'as they pertain to the\nprivacy act of 1974?'}, {'start': '3029.559', 'end': '3032.529', 'text': '- And also, have you been the\nadmin on duty all day today?'}, {'start': '3034.364', 'end': '3035.265', 'text': '- Ah, yeah.'}, {'start': '3042.439', 'end': '3043.807', 'text': 'Hey, Kathy.'}, {'start': '3043.874', 'end': '3045.108', 'text': '- Knock, knock.'}, {'start': '3048.211', 'end': '3050.280', 'text': 'Why are you out of breath?'}, {'start': '3050.280', 'end': '3052.849', 'text': "- I wanted to mention I'm out of breath."}, {'start': '3053.116', 'end': '3054.651', 'text': '- You should cut back on the smokes.'}, {'start': '3054.651', 'end': '3055.886', 'text': '- I should cut out the smoking.'}, {'start': '3055.886', 'end': '3057.421', 'text': 'Quick question.'}, {'start': '3057.487', 'end': '3059.122', 'text': 'Who was that in my office?'}, {'start': '3059.122', 'end': '3060.390', 'text': '- Corp Sec.'}, {'start': '3061.425', 'end': '3063.560', 'text': '- Corporate Security.'}, {'start': '3064.094', 'end': '3064.928', 'text': 'What for?'}, {'start': '3065.862', 'end': '3067.764', 'text': '- For your screening for your position.'}, {'start': '3067.764', 'end': '3070.600', 'text': '- Well I thought all\nI needed was the poly.'}, {'start': '3071.334', 'end': '3072.335', 'text': '- What poly?'}, {'start': '3072.969', 'end': '3074.271', 'text': '- That poly interview.'}, {'start': '3074.271', 'end': '3077.307', 'text': "- You don't need a poly for this."}, {'start': '3077.574', 'end': '3079.342', 'text': '- Then who was Carla?'}, {'start': '3080.677', 'end': '3084.081', 'text': "- I don't know what you're talking about."}, {'start': '3085.315', 'end': '3086.917', 'text': '- God, those little fuckers.'}, {'start': '3086.917', 'end': '3088.118', 'text': '- Excuse me?'}, {'start': '3088.151', 'end': '3090.253', 'text': '- You know, I am so sorry\nfor coming into your room'}, {'start': '3090.253', 'end': '3091.822', 'text': 'and just being all,'}, {'start': '3093.824', 'end': '3095.992', 'text': '- Did you find that email?'}, {'start': '3096.226', 'end': '3097.327', 'text': '- Oh yeah.'}, {'start': '3097.527', 'end': '3098.428', 'text': 'About that.'}, {'start': '3099.096', 'end': '3100.630', 'text': 'About that.'}, {'start': '3100.764', 'end': '3102.265', 'text': 'I started looking.'}, {'start': '3110.040', 'end': '3111.041', 'text': "I really don't know."}, {'start': '3111.108', 'end': '3112.142', 'text': "- You don't know?"}, {'start': '3112.142', 'end': '3113.810', 'text': "- Well I don't know dates."}, {'start': '3114.044', 'end': '3115.045', 'text': '- Dates?'}, {'start': '3115.212', 'end': '3116.746', 'text': '- Yeah, I need dates.'}, {'start': '3116.746', 'end': '3117.814', 'text': 'Dates.'}, {'start': '3121.751', 'end': '3122.586', 'text': 'A date?'}, {'start': '3123.753', 'end': '3124.588', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '3125.422', 'end': '3129.993', 'text': 'Would you like me to take you on a date?'}, {'start': '3130.293', 'end': '3131.128', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '3131.995', 'end': '3132.696', 'text': 'No.'}, {'start': '3132.696', 'end': '3133.630', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '3135.098', 'end': '3138.902', 'text': "Okay, sorry, I'm just\nmiscommunicating with."}, {'start': '3138.902', 'end': '3139.736', 'text': 'Sorry.'}, {'start': '3140.170', 'end': '3141.338', 'text': 'Go team, yeah.'}, {'start': '3154.818', 'end': '3155.318', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '3156.019', 'end': '3157.854', 'text': '- What are you watching?'}, {'start': '3157.954', 'end': '3160.390', 'text': "- Oh, I'm just watching a tutorial"}, {'start': '3160.390', 'end': '3162.259', 'text': 'on how to install something'}, {'start': '3162.259', 'end': '3164.027', 'text': 'I want to install later.'}, {'start': '3164.027', 'end': '3164.861', 'text': '- Really?'}, {'start': '3165.896', 'end': '3166.796', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '3166.796', 'end': '3168.832', 'text': "The guy's about to insert his disc."}, {'start': '3169.432', 'end': '3170.934', 'text': '- I am sure he is.'}, {'start': '3174.871', 'end': '3175.772', 'text': '- Hi Kathy.'}, {'start': '3176.139', 'end': '3177.707', 'text': '- Oh, hey Raj.'}, {'start': '3177.941', 'end': '3180.977', 'text': "Did you ever figure out\nthat guy's email thing?"}, {'start': '3180.977', 'end': '3182.112', 'text': 'I mean I tried everything man.'}, {'start': '3182.112', 'end': '3183.547', 'text': "It's definitely not his client."}, {'start': '3183.547', 'end': '3186.216', 'text': '- Yeah, it was a bad load balancer.'}, {'start': '3186.917', 'end': '3188.518', 'text': "- Good, you're amazing."}, {'start': '3188.518', 'end': '3190.287', 'text': "- I'll come back later."}, {'start': '3193.423', 'end': '3195.592', 'text': "- That boy's wicked smart."}, {'start': '3198.995', 'end': '3200.263', 'text': 'Kasey Affleck, nevermind.'}, {'start': '3200.263', 'end': '3201.932', 'text': 'But he actually is super smart.'}, {'start': '3202.632', 'end': '3203.433', 'text': '- Oh yeah?'}, {'start': '3203.433', 'end': '3205.235', 'text': '- Yeah, he went to IIT.'}, {'start': '3205.669', 'end': '3207.304', 'text': "- Don't you mean ITT?"}, {'start': '3207.304', 'end': '3208.238', 'text': '- No, no,'}, {'start': '3208.238', 'end': '3209.806', 'text': 'Indian Institutes of Technology.'}, {'start': '3209.806', 'end': '3212.676', 'text': "It's like harder to get into than MIT."}, {'start': '3212.842', 'end': '3214.744', 'text': "- Isn't that in India?"}, {'start': '3215.145', 'end': '3217.147', 'text': '- Yeah, did you see Raj?'}, {'start': '3217.414', 'end': '3219.983', 'text': 'Does he look like Sitting Bull?'}, {'start': '3222.085', 'end': '3226.156', 'text': "Anyway, that's the kind\nof guy I want on my team."}, {'start': '3232.529', 'end': '3234.731', 'text': '- Can I have my coffee now?'}, {'start': '3234.831', 'end': '3235.532', 'text': '- Oh, yeah, sure.'}, {'start': '3235.532', 'end': '3238.034', 'text': "I don't like coffee, go ahead."}, {'start': '3258.421', 'end': '3259.489', 'text': '- Hiya buddy.'}, {'start': '3260.657', 'end': '3261.691', 'text': "- How's it going?"}, {'start': '3261.725', 'end': '3263.226', 'text': '- Whatcha doing?'}, {'start': '3263.226', 'end': '3265.395', 'text': '- Oh, just looking at some tickets.'}, {'start': '3265.729', 'end': '3267.297', 'text': '- Tickets, hm?'}, {'start': '3268.298', 'end': '3269.866', 'text': 'I saw that alt tab.'}, {'start': '3270.634', 'end': '3273.003', 'text': '- Okay, I may have been\nlooking at a little you porn.'}, {'start': '3273.003', 'end': '3273.703', 'text': '- Bullshit.'}, {'start': '3273.703', 'end': '3275.372', 'text': 'You never hide porn.'}, {'start': '3287.550', 'end': '3288.385', 'text': "- Don't."}, {'start': '3290.654', 'end': '3292.222', 'text': "Don't."}, {'start': '3292.222', 'end': '3293.056', 'text': "Don't."}, {'start': '3293.923', 'end': '3295.458', 'text': 'Stop it, stop.'}, {'start': '3295.458', 'end': '3296.293', 'text': '- Tell me.\n- Stop it.'}, {'start': '3296.326', 'end': '3297.093', 'text': '- Tell me.\n- Stop it.'}, {'start': '3297.093', 'end': '3297.661', 'text': '- Tell me.'}, {'start': '3297.661', 'end': '3299.162', 'text': '- Oh my god, okay.'}, {'start': '3301.598', 'end': '3304.034', 'text': 'I was researching latent\nhomosexual tendencies.'}, {'start': '3304.034', 'end': '3304.868', 'text': '- Oh my god.'}, {'start': '3304.901', 'end': '3307.070', 'text': 'You are unbelievable.'}, {'start': '3307.070', 'end': '3309.539', 'text': "- See, I knew you wouldn't understand."}, {'start': '3309.539', 'end': '3313.209', 'text': 'My people have been through\ndecades of persecution, okay.'}, {'start': '3313.243', 'end': '3314.978', 'text': 'I could use a little bit\nmore support on this.'}, {'start': '3314.978', 'end': '3315.812', 'text': '- Your people?'}, {'start': '3316.546', 'end': '3317.380', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '3318.515', 'end': '3320.116', 'text': '- Every few months you conjure up'}, {'start': '3320.116', 'end': '3321.318', 'text': 'some baseless,'}, {'start': '3321.785', 'end': '3323.520', 'text': 'life altering emergency.'}, {'start': '3323.520', 'end': '3325.121', 'text': 'You notice that?'}, {'start': '3325.388', 'end': '3326.222', 'text': 'Hmm?'}, {'start': '3326.790', 'end': '3327.824', 'text': 'Last January'}, {'start': '3327.824', 'end': '3330.160', 'text': 'when you thought you\nhad testicular cancer.'}, {'start': '3330.193', 'end': '3331.995', 'text': 'You had the whole office\ntaking up collections'}, {'start': '3331.995', 'end': '3334.864', 'text': 'on your anticipated medical expenses.'}, {'start': '3334.898', 'end': '3336.099', 'text': "You couldn't stop going on about how"}, {'start': '3336.099', 'end': '3337.867', 'text': "you're gonna be Randy one ball."}, {'start': '3337.867', 'end': '3339.035', 'text': '- I felt a bump.'}, {'start': '3339.035', 'end': '3340.337', 'text': '- Yeah, that was a pimple.'}, {'start': '3340.337', 'end': '3342.072', 'text': '- Yeah, thanks for\nchecking that out for me.'}, {'start': '3342.072', 'end': '3345.041', 'text': "- Yeah, that wasn't\nhigh on my bucket list."}, {'start': '3345.041', 'end': '3345.875', 'text': '- Sorry.'}, {'start': '3346.910', 'end': '3349.279', 'text': '- You confused caffeine induced jitters'}, {'start': '3349.279', 'end': '3350.447', 'text': "with Parkinson's."}, {'start': '3350.847', 'end': '3351.548', 'text': '- I had the shakes.'}, {'start': '3351.548', 'end': '3352.649', 'text': '- Yeah, well five cups of coffee'}, {'start': '3352.649', 'end': '3354.551', 'text': 'is gonna do that to you buddy.'}, {'start': '3354.718', 'end': '3356.386', 'text': 'Remember that soup only diet?'}, {'start': '3356.586', 'end': '3360.757', 'text': 'You had nothing but alphabet\nsoup for three weeks.'}, {'start': '3360.757', 'end': '3362.559', 'text': 'You have a bad habit of\nnot flushing the toilet.'}, {'start': '3362.592', 'end': '3363.560', 'text': 'I went into the stall one time.'}, {'start': '3363.560', 'end': '3364.361', 'text': 'I swear to god,'}, {'start': '3364.361', 'end': '3365.261', 'text': 'it looked like you gave birth'}, {'start': '3365.261', 'end': '3367.430', 'text': "to a Charles Dickens' novel."}, {'start': '3367.430', 'end': '3368.998', 'text': '- Those were the worst of times.'}, {'start': '3368.998', 'end': '3371.935', 'text': '- You make them the worst of times.'}, {'start': '3372.836', 'end': '3374.871', 'text': '- And now because of one misunderstanding'}, {'start': '3374.871', 'end': '3375.572', 'text': "in the men's room,"}, {'start': '3375.572', 'end': '3376.773', 'text': 'you are preparing for a life'}, {'start': '3376.873', 'end': '3378.274', 'text': 'of bone munching.'}, {'start': '3380.944', 'end': '3382.412', 'text': "Here's a dose of reality."}, {'start': '3382.412', 'end': '3383.446', 'text': 'You are not gay.'}, {'start': '3383.446', 'end': '3384.914', 'text': 'You are far from being gay.'}, {'start': '3384.948', 'end': '3386.616', 'text': 'Because every homosexual man that I know'}, {'start': '3386.616', 'end': '3387.550', 'text': 'has cultural awareness,'}, {'start': '3387.550', 'end': '3388.385', 'text': 'social grace,'}, {'start': '3388.485', 'end': '3389.386', 'text': 'is in shape.'}, {'start': '3389.452', 'end': '3391.821', 'text': "You couldn't entice Andy Dick on Viagra"}, {'start': '3391.855', 'end': '3394.424', 'text': 'with that battleship you call an ass.'}, {'start': '3394.424', 'end': '3395.925', 'text': 'For better, for worse,'}, {'start': '3395.925', 'end': '3398.528', 'text': "you're just a heterosexual\nmiddle class man"}, {'start': '3398.528', 'end': '3401.364', 'text': 'with a serious case of homophobia.'}, {'start': '3402.298', 'end': '3403.767', 'text': '- So mean.'}, {'start': '3403.767', 'end': '3404.801', 'text': "- I'm sorry."}, {'start': '3404.801', 'end': '3406.069', 'text': 'That was rough.'}, {'start': '3408.738', 'end': '3409.939', 'text': 'Can we move past this now?'}, {'start': '3409.939', 'end': '3411.307', 'text': 'Can we talk about my problems?'}, {'start': '3411.307', 'end': '3413.343', 'text': "- I'd love to talk about your problems."}, {'start': '3413.343', 'end': '3415.645', 'text': 'Your problems are awesome.'}, {'start': '3415.645', 'end': '3417.647', 'text': 'Favorite part of my day.'}, {'start': '3421.084', 'end': '3422.819', 'text': '- Well, I think,'}, {'start': '3423.086', 'end': '3424.554', 'text': 'I may have,'}, {'start': '3424.754', 'end': '3426.055', 'text': 'may have,'}, {'start': '3426.055', 'end': '3428.124', 'text': 'screwed up my security screening.'}, {'start': '3428.124', 'end': '3429.726', 'text': '- Your poly?'}, {'start': '3429.726', 'end': '3431.528', 'text': '- That was a fake poly.'}, {'start': '3431.594', 'end': '3434.097', 'text': "- Wouldn't get your hopes\nup about that job buddy."}, {'start': '3435.031', 'end': '3436.533', 'text': '- What do you mean?'}, {'start': '3436.533', 'end': '3438.768', 'text': "- Well rumor has it\nthat Kathy's pushing HR"}, {'start': '3438.768', 'end': '3440.770', 'text': 'to make an offer to Raj.'}, {'start': '3441.070', 'end': '3442.472', 'text': '- Roger Smith?'}, {'start': '3442.472', 'end': '3444.073', 'text': '- No, no, no, Raj.'}, {'start': '3444.073', 'end': '3447.410', 'text': 'Short for Rajar Babananu.'}, {'start': '3447.610', 'end': '3450.013', 'text': 'Rajar Baba'}, {'start': '3450.380', 'end': '3451.614', 'text': 'yeah, whatever.'}, {'start': '3470.200', 'end': '3471.134', 'text': '- Can I help you?'}, {'start': '3471.134', 'end': '3472.035', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '3472.035', 'end': '3473.436', 'text': 'Quick question.'}, {'start': '3473.503', 'end': '3477.073', 'text': 'Why did you give Raj the job instead of me'}, {'start': '3477.140', 'end': '3478.808', 'text': 'when I have been here'}, {'start': '3478.875', 'end': '3479.976', 'text': 'just as long?'}, {'start': '3480.376', 'end': '3481.711', 'text': "- It's like having one of those"}, {'start': '3481.711', 'end': '3484.047', 'text': 'smart outsource people local.'}, {'start': '3484.214', 'end': '3485.682', 'text': '- Really?'}, {'start': '3485.982', 'end': '3488.785', 'text': "- Plus, your poly wasn't great either."}, {'start': '3489.219', 'end': '3490.053', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '3490.587', 'end': '3492.055', 'text': 'A fake poly.'}, {'start': '3492.188', 'end': '3495.925', 'text': '- Yes, but your answers\nwere still suspect.'}, {'start': '3495.925', 'end': '3497.360', 'text': 'Corp Sec talked to Carla'}, {'start': '3497.360', 'end': '3499.529', 'text': "and their audit's corroborated."}, {'start': '3499.996', 'end': '3501.164', 'text': '- What audits?'}, {'start': '3502.298', 'end': '3504.901', 'text': "- Well, that you access\nother people's information"}, {'start': '3504.901', 'end': '3506.903', 'text': 'without proper protocol.'}, {'start': '3507.370', 'end': '3509.239', 'text': '- No, what information.'}, {'start': '3509.239', 'end': '3511.207', 'text': "- Like other people's inboxes."}, {'start': '3511.541', 'end': '3514.043', 'text': '- Damn, you told me to do that.'}, {'start': '3514.043', 'end': '3515.411', 'text': "- It's part of your screening,"}, {'start': '3515.411', 'end': '3516.746', 'text': 'for the position.'}, {'start': '3516.779', 'end': '3517.780', 'text': '- Bullshit.'}, {'start': '3517.847', 'end': '3518.681', 'text': '- Careful.'}, {'start': '3520.350', 'end': '3522.952', 'text': "- I don't fucking believe this."}, {'start': '3525.054', 'end': '3526.923', 'text': 'What do you know about our contract?'}, {'start': '3526.923', 'end': '3529.125', 'text': '- They may renew it.'}, {'start': '3529.158', 'end': '3530.326', 'text': '- Oh, they may'}, {'start': '3530.393', 'end': '3531.895', 'text': 'renew it?'}, {'start': '3531.995', 'end': '3533.563', 'text': '- Maybe.'}, {'start': '3533.563', 'end': '3534.697', 'text': 'Is that better?'}, {'start': '3534.697', 'end': '3535.732', 'text': '- Alright, all this'}, {'start': '3535.798', 'end': '3537.534', 'text': 'is bullshit.'}, {'start': '3537.634', 'end': '3538.268', 'text': '- You know,'}, {'start': '3538.268', 'end': '3540.570', 'text': 'we could argue this all\nthe way up the food chain,'}, {'start': '3540.870', 'end': '3543.039', 'text': 'or you might want to chock this up to'}, {'start': '3543.072', 'end': '3544.741', 'text': 'try again next time.'}, {'start': '3545.375', 'end': '3546.776', 'text': 'But if you burn a bridge,'}, {'start': '3546.776', 'end': '3549.879', 'text': "there definitely won't be a contract."}, {'start': '3549.879', 'end': '3551.180', 'text': '- We take it to the top,'}, {'start': '3551.447', 'end': '3552.282', 'text': "it's your word"}, {'start': '3552.282', 'end': '3553.483', 'text': 'against mine.'}, {'start': '3554.517', 'end': '3557.086', 'text': '- Do you really want to battle?'}, {'start': '3558.555', 'end': '3560.890', 'text': 'Besides, you like me.'}, {'start': '3561.157', 'end': '3563.059', 'text': 'You gawk at my ass.'}, {'start': '3563.059', 'end': '3563.893', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '3565.128', 'end': '3568.264', 'text': "I just didn't think it'd\nactually shit on me."}, {'start': '3568.698', 'end': '3569.599', 'text': '- Cheer up.'}, {'start': '3570.667', 'end': '3574.070', 'text': "I'll make it up to you one of these days."}, {'start': '3584.581', 'end': '3585.415', 'text': '- No, no.'}, {'start': '3587.150', 'end': '3590.320', 'text': 'No, you make it up to me today.'}, {'start': '3590.320', 'end': '3591.154', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '3592.622', 'end': '3595.024', 'text': "How about a juicy steak from Morton's."}, {'start': '3595.325', 'end': '3598.394', 'text': 'And a mocha frappuccio from Starbucks.'}, {'start': '3598.461', 'end': '3599.262', 'text': 'You like those.'}, {'start': '3599.262', 'end': '3601.798', 'text': 'And a friendly hug'}, {'start': '3601.831', 'end': '3604.467', 'text': 'that lasts up to but\nnot beyond 10 seconds.'}, {'start': '3604.467', 'end': '3606.836', 'text': '- Okay, how about we\nskip all of that bullshit'}, {'start': '3606.836', 'end': '3608.471', 'text': 'and you literally provide me'}, {'start': '3608.471', 'end': '3609.706', 'text': 'with your part'}, {'start': '3609.739', 'end': '3613.176', 'text': 'of the tit for tat agreement.'}, {'start': '3615.812', 'end': '3617.313', 'text': '- You little perv.'}, {'start': '3618.414', 'end': '3619.549', 'text': 'Are you serious?'}, {'start': '3619.549', 'end': '3621.284', 'text': '- You bet your balls.'}, {'start': '3622.752', 'end': '3623.653', 'text': '- For how long?'}, {'start': '3623.653', 'end': '3626.589', 'text': "- I don't know, mere seconds."}, {'start': '3626.589', 'end': '3628.391', 'text': "I mean my phone's in my pocket so,"}, {'start': '3628.391', 'end': '3629.726', 'text': 'no sneaky pics.'}, {'start': '3630.059', 'end': '3632.328', 'text': "- I think I'd rather keep my dignity"}, {'start': '3632.328', 'end': '3634.464', 'text': 'and just sit with you at Starbucks.'}, {'start': '3634.464', 'end': '3636.232', 'text': '- Ah, sit with me at Starbucks, okay.'}, {'start': '3636.232', 'end': '3638.434', 'text': "Well you'd be surprised at\nhow much of your dignity"}, {'start': '3638.434', 'end': '3642.005', 'text': 'you can loose by just\nsitting at Starbucks.'}, {'start': '3644.407', 'end': '3645.875', 'text': 'You can think about this as'}, {'start': '3645.875', 'end': '3647.977', 'text': 'my parting severance pay.'}, {'start': '3652.548', 'end': '3653.383', 'text': '- Fine.'}, {'start': '3654.384', 'end': '3656.486', 'text': 'But this fulfills my obligation.'}, {'start': '3656.486', 'end': '3657.320', 'text': '- Fine.'}, {'start': '3658.621', 'end': '3660.823', 'text': 'You can stay seated.'}, {'start': '3660.823', 'end': '3662.992', 'text': 'I can see right from here.'}, {'start': '3678.875', 'end': '3680.109', 'text': '- Son of a bitch man,'}, {'start': '3680.109', 'end': '3681.244', 'text': "you're too quick."}, {'start': '3681.244', 'end': '3682.879', 'text': "- You didn't get it?"}, {'start': '3686.082', 'end': '3687.350', 'text': '- Psych.'}, {'start': '3687.350', 'end': '3690.319', 'text': 'I remoted in her cam before\nyou were even in her office.'}, {'start': '3690.319', 'end': '3692.155', 'text': '- Oh my god you majestic pink wookie.'}, {'start': '3692.155', 'end': '3693.790', 'text': '- Woo.'}, {'start': '3693.790', 'end': '3695.858', 'text': '- Oh, look at your faces.'}, {'start': '3695.858', 'end': '3698.194', 'text': 'You guys need to stop\nwatching so much porn at work.'}, {'start': '3698.194', 'end': '3701.364', 'text': "- Oh, we've never looked at porn at work."}, {'start': '3702.065', 'end': '3703.399', 'text': '- Come on man.'}, {'start': '3704.133', 'end': '3705.468', 'text': '- Well anyway.'}, {'start': '3705.468', 'end': '3706.636', 'text': 'I just came to tell you, Dan,'}, {'start': '3706.636', 'end': '3708.237', 'text': 'that I managed to get most of your work'}, {'start': '3708.271', 'end': '3709.238', 'text': 'on the project reassigned.'}, {'start': '3709.238', 'end': '3710.506', 'text': '- Okay, um,'}, {'start': '3710.640', 'end': '3712.942', 'text': 'yeah, quick part about that.'}, {'start': '3715.011', 'end': '3717.246', 'text': "I didn't get the job."}, {'start': '3717.246', 'end': '3717.714', 'text': 'So.'}, {'start': '3717.714', 'end': '3719.215', 'text': '- Oh.'}, {'start': '3719.282', 'end': '3720.650', 'text': '- Anyways.'}, {'start': '3720.683', 'end': '3724.087', 'text': '- Well, I still reassigned\nmost of your work.'}, {'start': '3724.554', 'end': '3725.888', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '3726.155', 'end': '3728.391', 'text': 'So what do you want me to do?'}, {'start': '3728.391', 'end': '3729.959', 'text': "- I don't know."}, {'start': '3730.159', 'end': '3732.762', 'text': 'I could give you some work\non my next project maybe.'}, {'start': '3732.995', 'end': '3734.397', 'text': "- But if I'm not working now?"}, {'start': '3734.397', 'end': '3736.165', 'text': "- Maybe you shouldn't have\ntried to find another job."}, {'start': '3736.165', 'end': '3737.366', 'text': '- The fuck?'}, {'start': '3738.034', 'end': '3739.335', 'text': "That's not fair."}, {'start': '3739.402', 'end': '3740.503', 'text': '- Oh, really.'}, {'start': '3740.503', 'end': '3741.571', 'text': 'This is coming from the man'}, {'start': '3741.571', 'end': '3742.939', 'text': 'who invented the rape card.'}, {'start': '3742.939', 'end': '3743.973', 'text': 'Oh no, no,'}, {'start': '3743.973', 'end': '3745.675', 'text': 'the vajayjay voucher,'}, {'start': '3745.708', 'end': '3747.043', 'text': 'get into vajayjay voucher.'}, {'start': '3747.043', 'end': '3748.611', 'text': "You really want to talk about what's fair?"}, {'start': '3748.611', 'end': '3750.379', 'text': 'Yeah Dan, I heard about\nyour stupid little fantasy.'}, {'start': '3750.413', 'end': '3752.081', 'text': "- Okay, it's not rape."}, {'start': '3752.081', 'end': '3753.282', 'text': "It's merely a voucher"}, {'start': '3753.282', 'end': '3754.584', 'text': 'that would legally,'}, {'start': '3754.584', 'end': '3756.652', 'text': "it's legally obligate the woman."}, {'start': '3756.652', 'end': '3758.287', 'text': 'You sound like a congressman.'}, {'start': '3758.287', 'end': '3760.223', 'text': "- To be fair, it's just one rape."}, {'start': '3760.256', 'end': '3761.390', 'text': 'You only get one rape.'}, {'start': '3761.390', 'end': '3762.291', 'text': '- Oh great.'}, {'start': '3762.291', 'end': '3763.326', 'text': "- It's not rape"}, {'start': '3763.326', 'end': '3764.093', 'text': "It's just one rape."}, {'start': '3764.093', 'end': '3765.561', 'text': "- It's not rape."}, {'start': '3766.028', 'end': '3767.630', 'text': "- And who's gonna be the lucky recipient"}, {'start': '3767.630', 'end': '3768.698', 'text': 'of your voucher?'}, {'start': '3768.765', 'end': '3769.398', 'text': 'Oh, no, no, no,'}, {'start': '3769.398', 'end': '3770.700', 'text': 'let me guess,'}, {'start': '3770.700', 'end': '3771.534', 'text': 'Kathy?'}, {'start': '3771.534', 'end': '3772.101', 'text': '- Oh.'}, {'start': '3772.101', 'end': '3773.503', 'text': '- Yeah, that manipulative bitch'}, {'start': '3773.503', 'end': '3774.904', 'text': "wouldn't let you within 20 miles"}, {'start': '3774.904', 'end': '3775.838', 'text': 'of her nether regions.'}, {'start': '3775.838', 'end': '3778.241', 'text': "- Her northern hills\naren't so restrictive."}, {'start': '3778.574', 'end': '3780.777', 'text': '- Who said anything about Kathy?'}, {'start': '3780.777', 'end': '3782.111', 'text': '- And how would you feel anyway'}, {'start': '3782.111', 'end': '3783.045', 'text': 'if it was reversed?'}, {'start': '3783.045', 'end': '3784.113', 'text': 'Like what if I had'}, {'start': '3784.180', 'end': '3786.149', 'text': 'a get dick card or something'}, {'start': '3786.149', 'end': '3787.583', 'text': 'and all I had to do'}, {'start': '3787.583', 'end': '3788.584', 'text': 'is show it to some guy,'}, {'start': '3788.584', 'end': '3790.153', 'text': "and he's obligated to do me."}, {'start': '3790.153', 'end': '3791.220', 'text': "- Yeah, that's a great idea."}, {'start': '3791.220', 'end': '3792.221', 'text': 'That would totally work.'}, {'start': '3792.221', 'end': '3793.222', 'text': 'Get dick card.'}, {'start': '3793.322', 'end': '3795.124', 'text': "- Yeah, no, you don't need one of those."}, {'start': '3795.291', 'end': '3796.692', 'text': "You have boobs, so it's all good."}, {'start': '3796.826', 'end': '3797.527', 'text': "- I'm sorry,"}, {'start': '3797.527', 'end': '3798.060', 'text': 'hold on.'}, {'start': '3798.060', 'end': '3798.995', 'text': 'What does any of this have to do with me'}, {'start': '3798.995', 'end': '3800.229', 'text': 'trying to improve my job status?'}, {'start': '3800.229', 'end': '3801.063', 'text': "- It's--"}, {'start': '3802.765', 'end': '3804.367', 'text': '- Maybe I did what I did because'}, {'start': '3804.534', 'end': '3806.969', 'text': 'nobody else in this office\nis looking out for my career.'}, {'start': '3806.969', 'end': '3808.271', 'text': '- Oh, what is that supposed to mean?'}, {'start': '3808.271', 'end': '3809.839', 'text': '- It means that you like\nto keep me like a prisoner'}, {'start': '3809.839', 'end': '3810.907', 'text': 'in isolation.'}, {'start': '3814.076', 'end': '3816.813', 'text': 'You know that I do good work.'}, {'start': '3816.913', 'end': '3818.247', 'text': "If you don't want me to branch out"}, {'start': '3818.247', 'end': '3819.615', 'text': 'for fear that someone is just gonna'}, {'start': '3819.615', 'end': '3822.518', 'text': 'poach on your precious resource.'}, {'start': '3824.220', 'end': '3825.488', 'text': '- If you want to see other people,'}, {'start': '3825.488', 'end': '3826.389', 'text': 'you can just say it.'}, {'start': '3826.389', 'end': '3828.591', 'text': '- Ah, yeah, I did.'}, {'start': '3828.758', 'end': '3830.493', 'text': "That's what this morning was all about."}, {'start': '3830.493', 'end': '3832.695', 'text': "Seeing what's on the other side."}, {'start': '3832.695', 'end': '3834.864', 'text': '- And now you just expect\nus all to welcome you back'}, {'start': '3834.864', 'end': '3836.098', 'text': 'with open arms?'}, {'start': '3850.513', 'end': '3852.281', 'text': "- Dude, you've been looking\nat Facebook for like"}, {'start': '3852.281', 'end': '3853.182', 'text': '20 minutes.'}, {'start': '3854.317', 'end': '3855.818', 'text': 'You hate Facebook.'}, {'start': '3859.922', 'end': '3861.557', 'text': "All you're doing is looking\nat pictures of Vera."}, {'start': '3861.657', 'end': '3864.493', 'text': "Why don't you just go talk to her."}, {'start': '3870.099', 'end': '3871.200', 'text': "What's wrong?"}, {'start': '3874.337', 'end': '3875.171', 'text': '- Nothing.'}, {'start': '3877.807', 'end': '3879.709', 'text': "No, I'm happy, really."}, {'start': '3879.709', 'end': '3883.246', 'text': "I'm about to have all\nday to do what I want."}, {'start': '3883.246', 'end': '3884.680', 'text': '- That again?'}, {'start': '3884.814', 'end': '3886.983', 'text': "Dude, they're gonna renew\nyour contract, okay."}, {'start': '3887.149', 'end': '3888.184', 'text': 'But if you hate it here so much,'}, {'start': '3888.184', 'end': '3889.785', 'text': "why don't you just quit?"}, {'start': '3890.152', 'end': '3892.788', 'text': "- Cause I'd have to go find another job."}, {'start': '3892.788', 'end': '3893.856', 'text': '- So.'}, {'start': '3893.856', 'end': '3895.091', 'text': "You're a techie."}, {'start': '3895.091', 'end': '3896.559', 'text': "The market's good."}, {'start': '3897.894', 'end': '3898.995', 'text': '- I think I proved today'}, {'start': '3898.995', 'end': '3901.297', 'text': "that I don't interview well."}, {'start': '3902.431', 'end': '3904.533', 'text': "- Look man, it's not a\nMiss America Q and A, okay."}, {'start': '3905.301', 'end': '3907.003', 'text': "They're gonna ask you if\nyou know how to configure"}, {'start': '3907.003', 'end': '3908.571', 'text': "a cloud and they're\ngonna stick you in a room"}, {'start': '3908.638', 'end': '3909.605', 'text': 'with a bunch of douchebags'}, {'start': '3909.605', 'end': '3911.607', 'text': 'that look just like you.'}, {'start': '3913.276', 'end': '3914.577', 'text': 'Look, I thought you stayed here'}, {'start': '3914.577', 'end': '3916.345', 'text': 'because you are comfortable,'}, {'start': '3916.345', 'end': '3917.546', 'text': 'a lifer,'}, {'start': '3917.546', 'end': '3918.581', 'text': 'but today,'}, {'start': '3918.581', 'end': '3921.350', 'text': 'I saw you go for something.'}, {'start': '3921.350', 'end': '3923.519', 'text': "There's hope for you."}, {'start': '3923.519', 'end': '3924.520', 'text': "- It doesn't matter."}, {'start': '3924.520', 'end': '3925.955', 'text': "Vera's gonna make my life a living hell"}, {'start': '3925.955', 'end': '3927.023', 'text': 'if I stay on this floor.'}, {'start': '3927.023', 'end': '3928.024', 'text': '- Just go talk to her man.'}, {'start': '3928.024', 'end': '3930.126', 'text': "She doesn't care about you and your job."}, {'start': '3930.126', 'end': '3932.295', 'text': 'She cares about you and Kathy.'}, {'start': '3932.295', 'end': '3933.963', 'text': '- There is no me and Kathy.'}, {'start': '3933.963', 'end': '3935.197', 'text': "- There sure as shit isn't any more."}, {'start': '3935.197', 'end': '3938.134', 'text': 'But you know you were going for it.'}, {'start': '3939.435', 'end': '3941.170', 'text': "You stay with Vera because she's a nice,"}, {'start': '3941.170', 'end': '3942.805', 'text': 'reliable Toyota, okay.'}, {'start': '3942.805', 'end': '3944.540', 'text': 'You wanted to go for a spin'}, {'start': '3944.540', 'end': '3945.875', 'text': 'in the Mercedes.'}, {'start': '3947.443', 'end': '3948.878', 'text': 'If your settling for Vera,'}, {'start': '3948.945', 'end': '3951.580', 'text': 'then you need to let her go.'}, {'start': '3951.580', 'end': '3953.783', 'text': "It's not fair to treat her like that."}, {'start': '3968.297', 'end': '3969.131', 'text': '- Yo.'}, {'start': '3970.366', 'end': '3973.602', 'text': 'Want to grab nine holes and some brews?'}, {'start': '3974.670', 'end': '3975.938', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '3975.938', 'end': '3977.173', 'text': '- You know, tee time at four,'}, {'start': '3977.173', 'end': '3978.274', 'text': 'happy hour at six.'}, {'start': '3978.274', 'end': '3980.076', 'text': "- Yeah, cause I'm not FTE,"}, {'start': '3980.076', 'end': '3982.778', 'text': "I can't leave early, yay."}, {'start': '3982.778', 'end': '3984.013', 'text': '- Okay, okay, we get it.'}, {'start': '3984.013', 'end': '3984.447', 'text': 'We get it.'}, {'start': '3984.447', 'end': '3985.514', 'text': "You're mad at us,"}, {'start': '3985.548', 'end': '3986.248', 'text': 'but you got to admit,'}, {'start': '3986.248', 'end': '3988.484', 'text': 'that fake poly thing was funny as shit.'}, {'start': '3988.517', 'end': '3989.318', 'text': 'You know Carla and I,'}, {'start': '3989.318', 'end': '3990.386', 'text': 'we go way back.'}, {'start': '3990.586', 'end': '3991.587', 'text': 'She had fun.'}, {'start': '3992.822', 'end': '3994.457', 'text': "Peewee Herman ain't got nothing on you."}, {'start': '3994.457', 'end': '3995.424', 'text': '- Enough.'}, {'start': '3995.424', 'end': '3996.425', 'text': 'Enough guys.'}, {'start': '3996.659', 'end': '3997.526', 'text': 'I mean you guys had your fun.'}, {'start': '3997.526', 'end': '3998.494', 'text': '- Oh, come on man.'}, {'start': '3998.527', 'end': '3999.061', 'text': 'No hard feelings.'}, {'start': '3999.061', 'end': '4000.162', 'text': '- You know, this is bullying.'}, {'start': '4000.529', 'end': '4003.199', 'text': 'I could report you guys to HR.'}, {'start': '4003.399', 'end': '4004.567', 'text': '- HR, HR.'}, {'start': '4004.567', 'end': '4005.801', 'text': 'Remind me,'}, {'start': '4005.801', 'end': '4007.570', 'text': 'is HR one of the'}, {'start': '4007.603', 'end': '4008.637', 'text': 'parts of the building'}, {'start': '4008.637', 'end': '4009.905', 'text': 'where you yanked your meat?'}, {'start': '4009.905', 'end': '4011.607', 'text': '- You know, because of your little prank,'}, {'start': '4011.607', 'end': '4013.709', 'text': 'no project manager in their right mind'}, {'start': '4013.709', 'end': '4016.012', 'text': 'is going to put me on their team now.'}, {'start': '4016.012', 'end': '4018.347', 'text': "- See, I didn't realize we\nwere playing for the Dolphins."}, {'start': '4018.347', 'end': '4020.349', 'text': 'You know, talk to your coach about it.'}, {'start': '4020.349', 'end': '4021.317', 'text': '- Yeah, I might.'}, {'start': '4021.650', 'end': '4023.386', 'text': "- I'm sure she'll take great care of you."}, {'start': '4024.387', 'end': '4028.157', 'text': "- Okay, I actually have no\nidea what you're talking about."}, {'start': '4028.391', 'end': '4029.358', 'text': '- Your coach.'}, {'start': '4029.358', 'end': '4029.892', 'text': '- Who?'}, {'start': '4029.892', 'end': '4030.893', 'text': '- Vera.'}, {'start': '4030.893', 'end': '4031.894', 'text': '- What are you guys talking about?'}, {'start': '4031.927', 'end': '4032.895', 'text': "- She's your supervisor."}, {'start': '4032.895', 'end': '4034.296', 'text': '- No, she is not.'}, {'start': '4037.600', 'end': '4040.503', 'text': '- Look, you wanted to work for Kathy.'}, {'start': '4040.503', 'end': '4042.204', 'text': "I get it, she's got great tits."}, {'start': '4042.204', 'end': '4043.839', 'text': 'But would you trust her?'}, {'start': '4044.507', 'end': '4045.341', 'text': 'Exactly.'}, {'start': '4045.808', 'end': '4049.078', 'text': "Vera, she's got nothing but\ngood things to say about you."}, {'start': '4049.245', 'end': '4050.479', 'text': "I've seen her defend your ass"}, {'start': '4050.479', 'end': '4051.947', 'text': "when you're not even around."}, {'start': '4052.948', 'end': '4054.583', 'text': 'She really cares about you man.'}, {'start': '4054.583', 'end': '4055.584', 'text': "That's rare."}, {'start': '4057.219', 'end': '4058.287', 'text': 'Besides, you must be doing something'}, {'start': '4058.287', 'end': '4059.155', 'text': 'to get that kind of treatment.'}, {'start': '4059.155', 'end': '4059.722', 'text': 'Uh huh.'}, {'start': '4059.722', 'end': '4060.823', 'text': "You know what I'm saying?"}, {'start': '4062.858', 'end': '4065.628', 'text': 'I know you wanted to be FTE like us,'}, {'start': '4066.128', 'end': '4068.364', 'text': "but really, it's all of the bullshit"}, {'start': '4068.364', 'end': '4069.865', 'text': 'with even more bureaucracy.'}, {'start': '4069.865', 'end': '4072.501', 'text': "We've even got our own Gabe."}, {'start': '4072.701', 'end': '4076.105', 'text': '- Hey, did you see the Game\nof Thrones episode last night?'}, {'start': '4076.105', 'end': '4077.506', 'text': "- Yeah, I don't really watch that show"}, {'start': '4077.506', 'end': '4079.942', 'text': 'with all the houses and shit.'}, {'start': '4082.078', 'end': '4083.846', 'text': "- I'll break it down"}, {'start': '4085.714', 'end': '4087.216', 'text': 'so you can get it.'}, {'start': '4088.184', 'end': '4091.420', 'text': "We'll start with the mother of dragons."}, {'start': '4092.688', 'end': '4093.522', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '4095.724', 'end': '4097.326', 'text': 'If it makes you feel any better,'}, {'start': '4097.326', 'end': '4101.197', 'text': "we just heard that they'll renew you guys."}, {'start': '4101.197', 'end': '4103.699', 'text': 'You keep the lights on for us.'}, {'start': '4104.733', 'end': '4106.702', 'text': 'You want me on your wall.'}, {'start': '4106.702', 'end': '4108.771', 'text': 'You need me on that wall.'}, {'start': '4112.908', 'end': '4113.943', 'text': 'Yeah.'}, {'start': '4115.244', 'end': '4118.214', 'text': "- I'd rather you just say thank you."}, {'start': '4118.214', 'end': '4119.048', 'text': '- Bam.'}, {'start': '4119.949', 'end': '4122.118', 'text': "But don't you go thinking\nthat we're peers now"}, {'start': '4122.151', 'end': '4123.052', 'text': 'or nothing, okay.'}, {'start': '4123.052', 'end': '4124.053', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '4124.720', 'end': '4126.555', 'text': '- We get to go golfing now.'}, {'start': '4126.589', 'end': '4128.791', 'text': '- Yeah, and you guys just invited me.'}, {'start': '4129.992', 'end': '4131.894', 'text': '- Oh, oh, no.'}, {'start': '4131.961', 'end': '4133.262', 'text': "Why, it's not,"}, {'start': '4133.262', 'end': '4135.831', 'text': "it's not even five o'clock yet."}, {'start': '4136.999', 'end': '4138.000', 'text': 'Damn.'}, {'start': '4138.000', 'end': '4139.768', 'text': 'Sucks for you.'}, {'start': '4139.768', 'end': '4140.769', 'text': 'What was I thinking?'}, {'start': '4140.769', 'end': '4142.638', 'text': 'Later techie.'}, {'start': '4142.638', 'end': '4143.639', 'text': 'But hang in there,'}, {'start': '4143.639', 'end': '4145.708', 'text': 'and something will open up soon.'}, {'start': '4145.708', 'end': '4146.709', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '4146.709', 'end': '4149.912', 'text': "Yeah, maybe one day I'll\nbe just as lucky as Randy."}, {'start': '4151.180', 'end': '4152.648', 'text': '- That Randy.'}, {'start': '4160.923', 'end': '4163.459', 'text': '- Randy has loose lips.'}, {'start': '4163.459', 'end': '4165.161', 'text': 'He already told Vera about\nyour little meeting with Kathy'}, {'start': '4165.161', 'end': '4168.464', 'text': 'and did Raj a solid by recommending him.'}, {'start': '4205.034', 'end': '4206.702', 'text': "- Yo, what's up man?"}, {'start': '4209.405', 'end': '4210.606', 'text': "Yo man, let's go."}, {'start': '4210.606', 'end': '4211.774', 'text': 'Get some food.'}, {'start': '4212.775', 'end': '4213.842', 'text': 'Me so hungry.'}, {'start': '4217.446', 'end': '4220.683', 'text': 'That is an unnecessarily menacing look.'}, {'start': '4224.053', 'end': '4226.722', 'text': '- Why did you tell Vera'}, {'start': '4226.755', 'end': '4229.825', 'text': 'about my job interview with Kathy?'}, {'start': '4231.360', 'end': '4232.928', 'text': "- I didn't do that."}, {'start': '4237.299', 'end': '4238.801', 'text': "- Please don't do that again."}, {'start': '4238.801', 'end': '4239.635', 'text': '- Why'}, {'start': '4240.469', 'end': '4244.540', 'text': 'did you tell Kathy to hire Raj'}, {'start': '4244.707', 'end': '4246.275', 'text': 'instead of me?'}, {'start': '4247.810', 'end': '4248.811', 'text': "- That's not what happened."}, {'start': '4248.811', 'end': '4251.647', 'text': "that's not how it happened at all."}, {'start': '4253.582', 'end': '4255.584', 'text': "I don't understand your aggression."}, {'start': '4255.584', 'end': '4257.253', 'text': '- Why Randy?'}, {'start': '4257.319', 'end': '4260.456', 'text': "- It's cause I didn't want you\nto move to Kathy's floor man."}, {'start': '4260.522', 'end': '4264.693', 'text': "We wouldn't be able to\nhang out as much and stuff."}, {'start': '4268.597', 'end': '4270.666', 'text': '- You son of a bitch.'}, {'start': '4270.866', 'end': '4272.801', 'text': '- [Randy] Oh fuck.'}, {'start': '4274.270', 'end': '4276.105', 'text': '- Why are you always'}, {'start': '4276.105', 'end': '4277.506', 'text': 'try to extinguish'}, {'start': '4277.506', 'end': '4280.309', 'text': 'my plans to do anything?'}, {'start': '4288.784', 'end': '4294.290', 'text': '♫ Eyes, those searing eyes'}, {'start': '4294.990', 'end': '4297.793', 'text': '♫ That tear us apart'}, {'start': '4297.793', 'end': '4301.297', 'text': '♫ Limb by limb'}, {'start': '4301.463', 'end': '4307.503', 'text': '♫ And thighs, those slender thighs'}, {'start': '4308.137', 'end': '4313.842', 'text': '♫ Wrapped so tightly around\nwhat they expect to win'}, {'start': '4315.311', 'end': '4319.181', 'text': '♫ And though the time has gone'}, {'start': '4319.181', 'end': '4322.785', 'text': "♫ You know you can't be wrong"}, {'start': '4322.785', 'end': '4325.287', 'text': "- You're making me do this."}, {'start': '4325.287', 'end': '4327.389', 'text': "You're making me do this."}, {'start': '4330.592', 'end': '4332.995', 'text': 'You brought this on yourself.'}, {'start': '4334.863', 'end': '4337.466', 'text': '- Oh, god, fuck Randy.'}, {'start': '4337.566', 'end': '4340.135', 'text': 'Shit, what the fuck did\nyou spray in my eyes Randy?'}, {'start': '4340.636', 'end': '4343.072', 'text': "- It's just breath spray man,"}, {'start': '4343.072', 'end': '4343.972', 'text': 'spearmint.'}, {'start': '4343.972', 'end': '4344.773', 'text': "It's sugarfree."}, {'start': '4344.773', 'end': '4345.441', 'text': "You'll be okay."}, {'start': '4345.441', 'end': '4346.275', 'text': '- God.'}, {'start': '4350.279', 'end': '4352.047', 'text': "I don't understand man."}, {'start': '4352.047', 'end': '4353.248', 'text': '- I smoke cigarettes man.'}, {'start': '4353.282', 'end': '4354.750', 'text': 'You got to keep it fresh.'}, {'start': '4354.750', 'end': '4358.454', 'text': "- I don't understand what\nthe hell got into you."}, {'start': '4358.620', 'end': '4360.889', 'text': "- I'm doing you a favor man."}, {'start': '4361.256', 'end': '4362.091', 'text': '- A favor?'}, {'start': '4363.058', 'end': '4363.892', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '4368.931', 'end': '4371.834', 'text': "- I don't want you to be stuck man."}, {'start': '4372.634', 'end': '4374.870', 'text': '- Well what if I want that?'}, {'start': '4375.137', 'end': '4376.138', 'text': "- You don't."}, {'start': '4379.508', 'end': '4382.511', 'text': '- Why are you okay with being stuck?'}, {'start': '4384.513', 'end': '4388.517', 'text': '- I guess you just kind\nof accept it eventually.'}, {'start': '4389.551', 'end': '4392.988', 'text': "I'm a generic person in an error message."}, {'start': '4395.491', 'end': '4397.559', 'text': 'File not found.'}, {'start': '4397.559', 'end': '4400.162', 'text': 'Contact your systems administrator.'}, {'start': '4400.162', 'end': '4402.164', 'text': "- But you're good at it."}, {'start': '4406.468', 'end': '4408.003', 'text': "- Remember that time we\ntold them it'd take us"}, {'start': '4408.003', 'end': '4411.073', 'text': 'two days to migrate those accounts.'}, {'start': '4411.073', 'end': '4413.809', 'text': '- We wrote a script in two hours.'}, {'start': '4414.810', 'end': '4416.445', 'text': 'Played World of Warcraft for the rest'}, {'start': '4416.445', 'end': '4417.713', 'text': 'of the 46.'}, {'start': '4418.380', 'end': '4421.183', 'text': "- We're good at our jobs man."}, {'start': '4421.283', 'end': '4423.619', 'text': "- Yeah, we're good at avoiding hard work."}, {'start': '4423.685', 'end': '4424.520', 'text': '- Exactly.'}, {'start': '4427.556', 'end': '4430.492', 'text': "So maybe you don't hate your job so much."}, {'start': '4430.492', 'end': '4431.493', 'text': "- It's just,"}, {'start': '4432.461', 'end': '4434.430', 'text': "it's just lacking."}, {'start': '4434.430', 'end': '4437.633', 'text': "- What's lacking is your social life man."}, {'start': '4437.633', 'end': '4440.502', 'text': "Why didn't you go golfing\nwith Jake and Rob?"}, {'start': '4440.502', 'end': '4442.004', 'text': "- I don't know how to play golf."}, {'start': '4442.004', 'end': '4443.572', 'text': '- Who gives a shit?'}, {'start': '4444.406', 'end': '4446.675', 'text': 'See you miss the point man.'}, {'start': '4447.609', 'end': '4448.944', 'text': "It's not about"}, {'start': '4448.944', 'end': '4452.147', 'text': 'doing what comes easy all the time,'}, {'start': '4452.147', 'end': '4454.883', 'text': "doing what's comfortable doing."}, {'start': '4454.883', 'end': '4456.585', 'text': "It's about trying new things."}, {'start': '4456.585', 'end': '4458.954', 'text': "It's about getting out there."}, {'start': '4458.954', 'end': '4462.791', 'text': "It's about doing what\nmakes you uncomfortable."}, {'start': '4464.460', 'end': '4466.128', 'text': "It's like having a girlfriend man."}, {'start': '4466.128', 'end': '4468.831', 'text': "Do a whole bunch of shit\nyou don't want to do,"}, {'start': '4468.831', 'end': '4470.866', 'text': 'but you do it for her.'}, {'start': '4474.703', 'end': '4477.539', 'text': "- I'm sorry I hit you in the nuts."}, {'start': '4479.475', 'end': '4481.376', 'text': "- It's okay buddy."}, {'start': '4481.376', 'end': '4482.878', 'text': "I'll get you back."}, {'start': '4489.384', 'end': '4490.219', 'text': '- Fuck.'}, {'start': '4499.928', 'end': '4501.663', 'text': "- I'll do weekends."}, {'start': '4501.663', 'end': '4502.498', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '4503.799', 'end': '4507.236', 'text': '- Well you need somebody\nto do weekends, right.'}, {'start': '4507.236', 'end': '4508.403', 'text': '- Yeah, but.'}, {'start': '4508.403', 'end': '4509.972', 'text': "- So, I'll do them."}, {'start': '4512.107', 'end': '4513.876', 'text': 'You know, for the team.'}, {'start': '4513.876', 'end': '4514.910', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '4514.910', 'end': '4515.744', 'text': 'Fine.'}, {'start': '4521.316', 'end': '4523.452', 'text': '- So you want dinner?'}, {'start': '4523.452', 'end': '4524.953', 'text': '- Just dinner?'}, {'start': '4524.953', 'end': '4527.222', 'text': 'I think you owe me so much\nmore than just dinner.'}, {'start': '4527.222', 'end': '4528.457', 'text': '- Oh, okay.'}, {'start': '4528.457', 'end': '4531.460', 'text': 'So, what did you have in mind?'}, {'start': '4531.627', 'end': '4534.663', 'text': '- Well, I do have a\nfew vouchers of my own.'}, {'start': '4534.663', 'end': '4536.064', 'text': '- Oh, really?'}, {'start': '4536.064', 'end': '4537.232', 'text': "- I think we'll get started"}, {'start': '4537.232', 'end': '4538.634', 'text': 'with a go fuck yourself voucher.'}, {'start': '4538.634', 'end': '4539.501', 'text': '- Okay,'}, {'start': '4539.501', 'end': '4541.537', 'text': '- Followed by a carry my\npurse around the mall voucher.'}, {'start': '4541.570', 'end': '4542.404', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '4543.071', 'end': '4545.107', 'text': 'Yeah, I deserve that.'}, {'start': '4545.474', 'end': '4547.142', 'text': 'So what do you want?'}, {'start': '4547.209', 'end': '4548.677', 'text': "It's my treat."}, {'start': '4548.677', 'end': '4549.511', 'text': '- Sushi.'}, {'start': '4553.849', 'end': '4554.683', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '4555.617', 'end': '4556.618', 'text': "Well, we'll hit the pharmacy,"}, {'start': '4556.618', 'end': '4559.121', 'text': 'see what they have for high\nmercury levels and salmonella.'}, {'start': '4559.121', 'end': '4560.689', 'text': '- I also have an entire bag'}, {'start': '4560.689', 'end': '4561.990', 'text': "that's full of no sarcasm vouchers."}, {'start': '4561.990', 'end': '4562.991', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '4562.991', 'end': '4564.826', 'text': 'But I think we really do\nneed to hit the pharmacy.'}, {'start': '4564.893', 'end': '4565.394', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '4565.394', 'end': '4567.796', 'text': '- I think the insides\nof my eyes are bleeding.'}, {'start': '4568.030', 'end': '4569.865', 'text': '- Okay, then we should\nprobably do that first.'}, {'start': '4569.865', 'end': '4571.266', 'text': "- Yeah.\n- Alright, let's go."}, {'start': '4581.076', 'end': '4582.678', 'text': 'So, did you hear?'}, {'start': '4583.912', 'end': '4584.746', 'text': '- What?'}, {'start': '4584.913', 'end': '4586.582', 'text': '- They renewed our contract.'}, {'start': '4586.582', 'end': '4587.916', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '4587.916', 'end': '4591.019', 'text': "- We're essential, you moron."}, {'start': '4591.019', 'end': '4592.988', 'text': '- Yeah, I know.'}, {'start': '4593.922', 'end': '4595.324', 'text': "- No, you didn't."}, {'start': '4596.258', 'end': '4597.492', 'text': '- No, I had no idea.'}, {'start': '4597.492', 'end': '4599.061', 'text': "- You're such a dumbass."}, {'start': '4599.394', 'end': '4600.228', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '4601.763', 'end': '4603.432', 'text': "- But I'm essential."}, {'start': '4604.600', 'end': '4605.901', 'text': '- Whatever.'}, {'start': '4605.901', 'end': '4607.102', 'text': 'It just means you have to come in'}, {'start': '4607.102', 'end': '4610.439', 'text': "and make sure everyone's shit's working."}, {'start': '4616.979', 'end': '4619.481', 'text': '- Oh god, oh.'}, {'start': '4620.482', 'end': '4621.550', 'text': 'Oh, you shit.'}, {'start': '4628.824', 'end': '4629.825', 'text': '- Hey guys.'}, {'start': '4629.825', 'end': '4630.592', 'text': "- What's up Freddy?"}, {'start': '4630.592', 'end': '4632.694', 'text': '- Hey, I just wanted to\nsay thanks for everything.'}, {'start': '4632.728', 'end': '4634.963', 'text': "I'm about to head over to HR."}, {'start': '4634.963', 'end': '4637.132', 'text': 'I got some great news.'}, {'start': '4637.132', 'end': '4639.534', 'text': 'I just won the Jamaican lottery.'}, {'start': '4644.706', 'end': '4646.608', 'text': 'Seven million bucks,'}, {'start': '4646.608', 'end': '4649.044', 'text': 'and a new Mercedes Benz.'}, {'start': '4654.016', 'end': '4656.018', 'text': "It's weird, because first they said"}, {'start': '4656.018', 'end': '4660.188', 'text': "it's a prize and then they\nsay it's in inheritance, so."}, {'start': '4660.188', 'end': '4661.189', 'text': "It's a little strange,"}, {'start': '4661.189', 'end': '4663.258', 'text': 'but seven million bucks, man.'}, {'start': '4663.258', 'end': '4664.292', 'text': "- So it's just a Jamaican typo."}, {'start': '4669.831', 'end': '4671.767', 'text': '- I just wanted to thank\nyou guys for everything'}, {'start': '4671.800', 'end': '4675.604', 'text': 'before I tell HR to kiss my black ass.'}, {'start': '4680.842', 'end': '4682.878', 'text': '- Does the email perhaps ask for'}, {'start': '4683.111', 'end': '4685.180', 'text': 'any personal information?'}, {'start': '4685.180', 'end': '4686.181', 'text': '- It did.'}, {'start': '4686.181', 'end': '4687.482', 'text': 'I gave them my'}, {'start': '4687.482', 'end': '4689.885', 'text': 'information and sent a check.'}, {'start': '4694.623', 'end': '4697.025', 'text': "Yeah, I think this one's legit"}, {'start': '4697.025', 'end': '4698.827', 'text': "cause it's on my iPhone."}, {'start': '4698.827', 'end': '4699.928', 'text': 'You can read it.'}, {'start': '4705.333', 'end': '4707.202', 'text': "See, it's--"}, {'start': '4707.202', 'end': '4708.036', 'text': '- Yeah.'}, {'start': '4709.171', 'end': '4712.374', 'text': 'They spelled Mercedes wrong.'}, {'start': '4717.679', 'end': '4719.014', 'text': "Why don't you wait til the check comes"}, {'start': '4719.014', 'end': '4720.949', 'text': 'before you quit your job.'}, {'start': '4720.949', 'end': '4722.451', 'text': 'What do you think?'}, {'start': '4724.619', 'end': '4726.254', 'text': '- Should I wait?'}, {'start': '4726.254', 'end': '4727.622', 'text': '- Yeah, just wait.'}, {'start': '4727.622', 'end': '4728.824', 'text': "- We'll keep it a surprise."}, {'start': '4728.824', 'end': '4729.858', 'text': "- Yeah, we won't tell anyone."}, {'start': '4729.858', 'end': '4731.359', 'text': "We'll throw you a big going\naway party and everything."}, {'start': '4732.961', 'end': '4733.628', 'text': '- Okay.'}, {'start': '4733.628', 'end': '4734.629', 'text': 'Thanks guys.'}, {'start': '4734.629', 'end': '4736.364', 'text': '- No leave that here.'}, {'start': '4740.402', 'end': '4741.236', 'text': '- Thanks.'}]