[Eng sub] Zhang Xingte has been driven crazy (turn on subs)【张星特】被柳絮折磨疯了（打开字幕）｜日常碎片｜微博更新 4/30/25
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[{'start': '0.000', 'end': '3.500', 'text': 'Dear catkins, thanks so much for giving me a "spring snow".\nI love snow; turns out that in spring, there’s also winter scenes.\nMaybe you really love me; you rub my face, nostrils, and eyes.\nBut I can\'t bear this love. \nThe tissues in my house have tried their best to help me dry my nose, but it still flows endlessly.\nDo you know how hard it is to love you? \nI got two buttock shots for you, which I haven\'t had in 12 years.\nIt hurts so much that I really don\'t know what to say.\nOkay, let\'s stop here, please go, I can\'t stand it anymore.'}]