2 Zoomers First Time Playing Fallout !?
MonkeyDRocks
[{'start': '0.000', 'end': '5.668', 'text': 'yummy minny donuts and ice cream, im sold is it open ?'}, {'start': '7.480', 'end': '10.938', 'text': 'im sold it has a 4.8 ratings guys'}, {'start': '12.125', 'end': '17.903', 'text': 'super good as always but forgot my strawberries, alright get the webcam were just gonna do a vlog instead'}, {'start': '17.903', 'end': '21.582', 'text': 'and were gonna go get ice cream, F*ck it'}, {'start': '21.582', 'end': '25.571', 'text': 'look at how cute they look there gonna be melted by the time they get here though'}, {'start': '26.529', 'end': '32.263', 'text': 'AHH, im spazzing out are we filming ? Yeah, Okay cut that out i literally just had like a spazz moment.'}, {'start': '32.264', 'end': '35.369', 'text': 'we been recording the whole time everybody saw, OH NO, how do i'}, {'start': '37.742', 'end': '43.741', 'text': 'Eugh, why is it so close to me my boobs are gonna hit it and knock it over.'}, {'start': '43.742', 'end': '48.040', 'text': 'im like the chick from white chicks oh my gawd, i forget you dont have long arms to get around it, I dont'}, {'start': '48.040', 'end': '56.282', 'text': 'you have like, you have everything pushed so far back, im not that long, my arms are like half the size length of yours.'}, {'start': '56.282', 'end': '60.337', 'text': 'Get Longer here this guys get longer mhm'}, {'start': '62.950', 'end': '70.000', 'text': 'i dont know where im supposed to be going, uh we were we were learning to shoot right thats what i was doing'}, {'start': '70.000', 'end': '75.336', 'text': 'I was supposed to, we were learning to shoot but we accepted a mission, who accepted a mission'}, {'start': '75.336', 'end': '80.000', 'text': 'we decided to do the tutorial so now your gonna have to go find the lady who ran off with the wolf'}, {'start': '80.000', 'end': '86.662', 'text': 'thats the problem wheres the wolf, imma just walk in circles, this is what happened the first time i played this is why i dont like this game'}, {'start': '86.662', 'end': '92.728', 'text': 'Cause i get lost, and i easily wander, if we find like a cool scene or something we gotta stand still'}, {'start': '92.728', 'end': '96.275', 'text': 'in front of it or something to get our thumbnail too, here we go these guys'}, {'start': '96.275', 'end': '103.048', 'text': 'OHHHH! that was nasty look at that i shot his head'}, {'start': '103.048', 'end': '108.915', 'text': 'whys it zooming that was good i head shotted him, gave me a closeup and everything'}, {'start': '108.915', 'end': '114.804', 'text': 'you caution ? Okay oh oh that farmer is pissed off hes gonna come blick you'}, {'start': '114.804', 'end': '119.036', 'text': 'hes chasing you, okay i better run run guys violet im sorry'}, {'start': '119.036', 'end': '124.792', 'text': 'is he behind me, oh no hes fine hes just looking at the damage that i did'}, {'start': '124.792', 'end': '131.719', 'text': 'Okay, were back guys i got lost happens a lot.'}, {'start': '131.719', 'end': '138.293', 'text': 'moving forward where are we going, so oh i did have to go where i shot the dude'}, {'start': '138.293', 'end': '145.176', 'text': 'okay well just cut to me fighting this, imma just kill this f*cking dude, how many bullets does it take to kill'}, {'start': '145.176', 'end': '151.197', 'text': 'headshots aim in, i cant hes moving to quick, you gotta aim, im gonna die'}, {'start': '151.197', 'end': '157.196', 'text': 'this is gonna be our first death, its gonna be me, i get killed AHHHH i cant run'}, {'start': '157.196', 'end': '164.720', 'text': 'bob and weave, i dont know come back , AIM IN, I cant hes killing oh he killed me'}, {'start': '164.720', 'end': '170.344', 'text': 'oh what are we wearing, the straw hat, i forgot about that'}, {'start': '170.344', 'end': '175.216', 'text': 'uh first death guys, it was me oh now you could follow pause it'}, {'start': '175.216', 'end': '178.542', 'text': 'pause it, so i can order my sonic guys'}, {'start': '180.376', 'end': '186.353', 'text': 'turtle truffle nut blast, guys thats crazy i dont know what that is but'}, {'start': '186.353', 'end': '188.353', 'text': 'we could all use a nut here and there'}, {'start': '189.592', 'end': '196.453', 'text': 'i told him guys if he posts his videos, he would get bl*wjobs after editing them'}, {'start': '197.226', 'end': '199.226', 'text': 'tip to the wise'}, {'start': '200.041', 'end': '203.455', 'text': 'literally bl*wjobs are the way to a mans heart'}, {'start': '205.000', 'end': '208.746', 'text': 'and guy if you want a girlfriend i believe in you'}, {'start': '208.746', 'end': '210.746', 'text': 'we all could use a companion'}, {'start': '212.326', 'end': '214.326', 'text': 'and someone to drink milkshakes with'}, {'start': '216.533', 'end': '220.168', 'text': 'here he comes, ouu i forgot sonic has french toast sticks'}, {'start': '222.820', 'end': '226.941', 'text': 'i been talking to them while your gone, i been filling them in on stuff'}, {'start': '228.112', 'end': '232.675', 'text': 'your gonna start helping edit the videos then if your gonna add all this extra audio'}, {'start': '234.288', 'end': '236.288', 'text': 'its really just for you later'}, {'start': '237.319', 'end': '239.319', 'text': 'there just for you later when you go back'}, {'start': '241.666', 'end': '245.000', 'text': 'oh yeah and died humping HAHA what are you'}, {'start': '245.000', 'end': '245.500', 'text': '"Witch Cackle"'}, {'start': '245.500', 'end': '248.980', 'text': 'when you go back and watch it youll know. youll know exactly'}, {'start': '248.980', 'end': '254.869', 'text': 'we didnt even do an intro, oh hi guys welcome back'}, {'start': '254.869', 'end': '259.653', 'text': 'here we are, its been a long journey to get here'}, {'start': '269.841', 'end': '271.841', 'text': 'okay'}, {'start': '272.480', 'end': '275.386', 'text': 'what is that guy, its telling you to hit V'}, {'start': '276.712', 'end': '280.480', 'text': 'ahh, ohh what is that thing a gecko'}, {'start': '282.480', 'end': '285.850', 'text': 'how do i hit it, you shoot it'}, {'start': '286.098', 'end': '288.098', 'text': 'E i am'}, {'start': '293.768', 'end': '296.365', 'text': 'okay hit him again im gonna run at this fool'}, {'start': '296.931', 'end': '300.000', 'text': 'Can you get a head shot, try to shoot his head.'}, {'start': '300.000', 'end': '302.000', 'text': 'accept E'}, {'start': '302.748', 'end': '304.748', 'text': 'what the'}, {'start': '307.415', 'end': '311.006', 'text': 'where did she go, i dont know shes running somewhere'}, {'start': '311.006', 'end': '314.376', 'text': 'that ones still alive, i dont know what happened V'}, {'start': '314.376', 'end': '316.774', 'text': 'yeah, head hit him in the head'}, {'start': '317.968', 'end': '320.940', 'text': 'there we go i see. i see how you  do it now'}, {'start': '321.463', 'end': '327.529', 'text': 'look we got plus 5 xp yes we got some, kill the geckos at the wall talk to sunny smiles'}, {'start': '327.529', 'end': '329.529', 'text': 'go back to shawty'}, {'start': '329.529', 'end': '333.473', 'text': 'as we move this way, look the only color in this whole game, right here'}, {'start': '335.152', 'end': '338.787', 'text': 'yeah its so like, its 2010 dull'}, {'start': '340.400', 'end': '345.427', 'text': 'like you play call of duty it would look very similar, yeah from the 2010'}, {'start': '345.975', 'end': '347.975', 'text': 'can we like jack a motorcycle no'}, {'start': '355.657', 'end': '360.154', 'text': 'ou i actually do we need to get some lore guys this is our lore right here,'}, {'start': '360.154', 'end': '362.154', 'text': 'did my attackers no tell me about the ncr'}, {'start': '374.292', 'end': '379.651', 'text': 'thats probably who shot us the ncr or the legion.'}, {'start': '379.651', 'end': '381.651', 'text': 'maybe both'}, {'start': '389.971', 'end': '391.971', 'text': 'okay perfect thats good to know'}, {'start': '398.035', 'end': '400.035', 'text': 'probably cause there tired of dealing with  those people'}, {'start': '400.036', 'end': '403.185', 'text': 'so we got our revolutionary war going on, basically yeah'}, {'start': '403.185', 'end': '405.185', 'text': 'okay what do you think yeah why'}, {'start': '420.521', 'end': '422.521', 'text': 'alright good bye thank you'}, {'start': '424.325', 'end': '428.446', 'text': 'damn, you can talk so much to these random people in this game'}, {'start': '428.446', 'end': '431.882', 'text': 'thats good though i think its just information like lore building'}, {'start': '432.424', 'end': '435.904', 'text': 'why do you wanna marry trudy shes i mean look at her outfit'}, {'start': '437.584', 'end': '439.584', 'text': 'i mean look at everybody elses outfit in the game'}, {'start': '442.704', 'end': '446.803', 'text': 'she likes us, i know hey, oh look theres petes dead body from last episode'}, {'start': '448.637', 'end': '452.272', 'text': 'hes still there, just where i killed him, whys he still and hes still bent like that'}, {'start': '452.979', 'end': '457.078', 'text': 'they dont have a body clean up crew, i guess not oh look the other dude i killed too'}, {'start': '457.078', 'end': '459.896', 'text': 'and the gun you tried to take that it wouldnt let you'}, {'start': '459.896', 'end': '463.111', 'text': 'oh it lets us but i we had enough'}, {'start': '471.281', 'end': '476.242', 'text': 'get away, im having problems im being attacked'}, {'start': '479.506', 'end': '482.191', 'text': 'literally, ahh i cant hit him'}, {'start': '483.456', 'end': '489.522', 'text': 'he did kill me perfect i died by those guys haha my body wasted'}, {'start': '489.522', 'end': '490.970', 'text': 'i am wasted'}, {'start': '491.565', 'end': '496.879', 'text': 'oh were doing 3rd person i dont wanna be in 3rd person, he runs like hes running like a horse'}, {'start': '496.879', 'end': '499.586', 'text': 'thats what i was thinking he looks like hes galloping'}, {'start': '500.890', 'end': '504.636', 'text': 'i wish we could like pan around him'}, {'start': '504.636', 'end': '507.630', 'text': 'remember we could see his little butt cheeks when he had the thong'}, {'start': '508.065', 'end': '510.065', 'text': 'this should be our thumbnail'}, {'start': '512.174', 'end': '514.174', 'text': 'ou who are these people'}, {'start': '515.000', 'end': '521.552', 'text': 'oh yeah and hopefully the audios fixed so this episode should be a lot easier to watch then our first trainwreck'}, {'start': '525.803', 'end': '528.908', 'text': 'oh i thought you died, what happened'}, {'start': '540.150', 'end': '544.404', 'text': 'nobody said i was good at this, i was fully okay to sit in the back'}, {'start': '547.984', 'end': '549.984', 'text': 'let me in'}, {'start': '583.723', 'end': '586.541', 'text': 'lets give this a good ole shot mink'}, {'start': '588.390', 'end': '591.230', 'text': 'hes still very much, now hes angry'}, {'start': '592.854', 'end': '594.854', 'text': 'if you die its not me'}, {'start': '600.112', 'end': '602.797', 'text': 'you keep doing head shots there not doing enough damage to him'}, {'start': '605.776', 'end': '607.776', 'text': 'bob and weave bobby'}, {'start': '612.170', 'end': '614.170', 'text': 'oh he wants to throw some putasos'}, {'start': '617.500', 'end': '619.500', 'text': 'got him'}, {'start': '620.942', 'end': '622.942', 'text': 'lets loot him maybe he had some stimpaks'}, {'start': '637.560', 'end': '640.400', 'text': 'is there just like a roller coaster through this town,'}, {'start': '641.098', 'end': '642.325', 'text': 'your dead'}, {'start': '646.327', 'end': '648.327', 'text': 'ah ah aha'}, {'start': '650.000', 'end': '652.000', 'text': 'just came out and blicked the sh*t out of you'}, {'start': '652.000', 'end': '654.751', 'text': 'i died 3 times guys, i think im kicked off'}, {'start': '657.496', 'end': '661.750', 'text': 'and we started way back here, what is that all about'}, {'start': '664.331', 'end': '667.657', 'text': 'why did it start us so far back, theres no checkpoint ?'}, {'start': '667.658', 'end': '669.658', 'text': 'maybe we didnt hit it'}, {'start': '671.082', 'end': '674.408', 'text': 'you just restart your whole career everytime you die in this game'}, {'start': '674.408', 'end': '676.408', 'text': 'that would f*cking suck'}, {'start': '680.397', 'end': '682.397', 'text': 'making my nu, your squishing my nut'}, {'start': '685.000', 'end': '688.304', 'text': 'why are they like that, dont theres a bomb right there'}, {'start': '690.000', 'end': '690.674', 'text': 'f*ck'}, {'start': '696.575', 'end': '698.575', 'text': 'imma kill you both'}, {'start': '704.823', 'end': '706.823', 'text': 'what is a laser pistol all about'}, {'start': '710.631', 'end': '714.575', 'text': 'my brother his legs oh my gaw, what happened to his legs'}, {'start': '718.566', 'end': '721.737', 'text': 'dude, well imma loot you'}, {'start': '721.737', 'end': '726.521', 'text': '20 gauge, dynamite, did you blow him up ? No i just walked past him'}, {'start': '727.010', 'end': '729.010', 'text': 'we got a shotgun from him though'}, {'start': '736.593', 'end': '738.593', 'text': 'im so sick of landmines'}, {'start': '739.588', 'end': '743.179', 'text': 'brr, stay still'}, {'start': '743.179', 'end': '746.195', 'text': 'how did i miss them all, my whole way there'}, {'start': '747.994', 'end': '753.551', 'text': 'okay i am clearly not a professional, we have no more stimpaks'}, {'start': '756.238', 'end': '761.111', 'text': 'okay guys we are done for the dayy, yeah were gonna call it there'}, {'start': '761.111', 'end': '766.492', 'text': 'because we were tired, and were tired of dying'}, {'start': '766.492', 'end': '771.806', 'text': 'yeah we died a couple times, we got lost we did find a cool outfit this game'}, {'start': '771.806', 'end': '778.291', 'text': 'yeah this is a cool area, it is i mean were doing good next were gonna run in here were gonna shoots some people'}, {'start': '778.291', 'end': '784.467', 'text': 'were gonna save the sheriff deputy, and be heroes and figure out who killed us'}, {'start': '785.307', 'end': '789.384', 'text': 'i dont know if were heroes necesarily but you guys know. Im the antihero'}, {'start': '791.339', 'end': '797.626', 'text': 'were kind of figuring sh*t out still, and this felt a lot better of figuring out lore and stuff like that'}, {'start': '797.626', 'end': '801.615', 'text': 'so kind of got a better idea of whats going on and how were navigating the game'}, {'start': '801.615', 'end': '805.350', 'text': 'anyway bye guys, well see you guys later'}]