烩面还是油泼面，你会选哪个#搞笑 #food #funny
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[{'start': '0.033', 'end': '1.100', 'text': 'The fried'}, {'start': '1.100', 'end': '2.033', 'text': 'noodles are delicious.'}, {'start': '2.033', 'end': '3.333', 'text': 'The fried noodles'}, {'start': '3.333', 'end': '5.233', 'text': 'are delicious. The fried noodles are delicious. There is nothing'}, {'start': '5.233', 'end': '6.266', 'text': 'to eat in the Henan braised noodles'}, {'start': '6.266', 'end': '7.133', 'text': '. You can’t'}, {'start': '7.133', 'end': '9.333', 'text': 'eat them. What do you know? Our Henan braised noodles are the most delicious'}, {'start': '9.333', 'end': '11.833', 'text': 'noodles. When you hear this, you will know that you have never seen a big world.'}, {'start': '11.833', 'end': '13.866', 'text': 'Today I will make you a Shaanxi fried noodles'}, {'start': '13.866', 'end': '15.833', 'text': 'to show you what the king of noodles is.'}, {'start': '16.933', 'end': '18.066', 'text': 'First, eat the noodles'}, {'start': '25.633', 'end': '27.266', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '28.300', 'end': '29.100', 'text': 'Hmm, it’s'}, {'start': '32.866', 'end': '34.800', 'text': 'so delicious.'}, {'start': '35.533', 'end': '36.433', 'text': 'Hey, brothers,'}, {'start': '36.433', 'end': '37.600', 'text': 'you know the'}, {'start': '37.600', 'end': '38.133', 'text': 'fried noodles'}, {'start': '38.133', 'end': '40.466', 'text': 'biang. What are the differences between the three types of biang noodles'}, {'start': '40.733', 'end': '43.833', 'text': '? Hey, fried noodles are better'}, {'start': '45.800', 'end': '46.600', 'text': 'hmm hmm hmm'}, {'start': '51.066', 'end': '51.700', 'text': 'My stewed noodle soup base is made of beef bones, pork bones and'}, {'start': '51.700', 'end': '54.600', 'text': 'mutton bones. It takes 3 hours to cook.'}, {'start': '54.600', 'end': '56.600', 'text': 'You can’t compare to it'}, {'start': '56.600', 'end': '57.633', 'text': '. It'}, {'start': '59.700', 'end': '60.900', 'text': '’s so fresh. Hmm ,'}, {'start': '64.633', 'end': '68.300', 'text': 'real food should not only be delicious'}, {'start': '68.300', 'end': '69.600', 'text': 'but also simple to make. Just'}, {'start': '69.600', 'end': '70.533', 'text': 'pour hot oil and it'}, {'start': '70.533', 'end': '71.933', 'text': '’s ready to eat.'}, {'start': '72.700', 'end': '73.666', 'text': 'The stewed noodles are delicious. The'}, {'start': '73.666', 'end': '74.800', 'text': 'fried noodles are delicious.'}, {'start': '74.800', 'end': '75.666', 'text': 'The braised noodles'}, {'start': '75.666', 'end': '77.300', 'text': 'are delicious. The fried noodles are delicious.'}, {'start': '77.300', 'end': '78.633', 'text': 'Hmm, let the brothers comment and'}, {'start': '78.633', 'end': '80.400', 'text': 'see whose one is more delicious. Hmm,'}, {'start': '80.866', 'end': '84.033', 'text': 'brother, I spent 40 yuan to buy two big pig lungs.'}, {'start': '84.200', 'end': '86.800', 'text': 'They are really expensive. This thing is not for feeding dogs. Is'}, {'start': '86.800', 'end': '88.933', 'text': 'there anyone else eating it'}, {'start': '88.933', 'end': '90.500', 'text': '? I don’t know. It'}, {'start': '90.900', 'end': '92.500', 'text': "'s worth 200. Wait"}, {'start': '92.500', 'end': '93.433', 'text': 'until brother cooks it for you.'}, {'start': '93.433', 'end': '94.666', 'text': "It's worth 200."}, {'start': '96.533', 'end': '98.233', 'text': 'First, wash the pig lungs well. Brother'}, {'start': '103.833', 'end': '105.900', 'text': ', why are there so few people eating the pig lungs?'}, {'start': '105.900', 'end': '107.400', 'text': "It's too troublesome to clean."}, {'start': '107.400', 'end': '108.400', 'text': 'No one wants to eat'}, {'start': '108.400', 'end': '110.100', 'text': 'it. People nowadays are so lazy.'}, {'start': '110.200', 'end': '111.133', 'text': 'Oh, by the way. Brother'}, {'start': '111.133', 'end': '113.300', 'text': ', if we make it and sell it on the street,'}, {'start': '113.300', 'end': '114.333', 'text': 'will anyone buy it?'}, {'start': '114.333', 'end': '116.100', 'text': 'Then you will know if you try it later.'}, {'start': '116.133', 'end': '117.500', 'text': 'First, blanch the pig lungs'}, {'start': '122.033', 'end': '123.000', 'text': 'and then deep-fry them.'}, {'start': '125.400', 'end': '126.500', 'text': 'Well, I'}, {'start': '126.933', 'end': '128.000', 'text': 'started rolling out the dough.'}, {'start': '135.066', 'end': '136.500', 'text': 'Then some chopped green onions.'}, {'start': '140.733', 'end': '142.000', 'text': 'Xiaoshuai has eaten.'}, {'start': '146.533', 'end': '148.000', 'text': "Well, it's good. Brother ,"}, {'start': '148.000', 'end': '150.200', 'text': 'this is more delicious than what is sold in canteens outside.'}, {'start': '151.266', 'end': '152.866', 'text': 'You are not going to take the chicken and'}, {'start': '152.866', 'end': '154.200', 'text': 'sell it. Haha'}, {'start': '154.200', 'end': '155.733', 'text': ', you can’t bear it.'}, {'start': '156.633', 'end': '157.800', 'text': 'Whichever you choose to eat,'}, {'start': '157.800', 'end': '158.866', 'text': 'you have to finish it.'}, {'start': '162.933', 'end': '163.866', 'text': 'I chose this'}, {'start': '164.733', 'end': '166.033', 'text': '. Thank you for your patronage'}, {'start': '166.033', 'end': '167.266', 'text': '. We still have free prizes'}, {'start': '167.333', 'end': '168.833', 'text': '. Hahaha,'}, {'start': '168.833', 'end': '170.333', 'text': 'you also have today.'}, {'start': '170.400', 'end': '173.400', 'text': 'I want this northwest wind'}, {'start': '173.400', 'end': '175.266', 'text': '. Hahaha. It’s windy today.'}, {'start': '175.266', 'end': '176.733', 'text': 'Let’s eat quickly.'}, {'start': '179.433', 'end': '180.233', 'text': 'You bring it.'}, {'start': '180.233', 'end': '185.066', 'text': 'You bullfrog,'}, {'start': '185.433', 'end': '186.300', 'text': 'it’s still alive.'}, {'start': '186.300', 'end': '188.133', 'text': 'How do you eat it?'}, {'start': '188.400', 'end': '190.000', 'text': 'Brother, why don’t I give it to you ?'}, {'start': '190.000', 'end': '191.600', 'text': 'I’d better go and drink my northwest wind. Hit'}, {'start': '191.800', 'end': '193.466', 'text': "you. You can't regret it."}, {'start': '193.466', 'end': '194.600', 'text': 'Regret is that the puppy is'}, {'start': '200.133', 'end': '201.300', 'text': 'such a good bullfrog side dish'}, {'start': '201.300', 'end': '202.833', 'text': 'and chose to drink the'}, {'start': '202.833', 'end': '205.133', 'text': 'northwest wind. Haha, today we will make a charcoal-grilled bullfrog.'}, {'start': '205.366', 'end': '208.066', 'text': 'I will paddle in the water and shake'}, {'start': '208.166', 'end': '213.266', 'text': 'it. Pieces of catkins are floating across the corner of the sky.'}, {'start': '213.400', 'end': '217.133', 'text': 'Have you ever seen the commotion in the world'}, {'start': '217.133', 'end': '219.966', 'text': '? Come back and chat with Peach Blossom.'}, {'start': '220.200', 'end': '226.300', 'text': 'Pieces of catkins are floating across the corner of the sky. You know,'}, {'start': '226.400', 'end': '230.733', 'text': 'the meat of the grilled bullfrog is so tender.'}, {'start': '231.000', 'end': '233.500', 'text': 'Brothers, what kind of bullfrog do you usually eat?'}, {'start': '233.666', 'end': '234.933', 'text': 'How full can you eat with a grilled bullfrog'}, {'start': '235.300', 'end': '236.233', 'text': 'rice bowl'}, {'start': '239.900', 'end': '240.700', 'text': '?'}, {'start': '242.333', 'end': '245.500', 'text': 'Brother, our fans buy this A small stir-fried pork rice bowl cost 20.'}, {'start': '245.666', 'end': '248.300', 'text': 'He wanted to know how much it would cost if you make it'}, {'start': '248.300', 'end': '249.800', 'text': 'and it must be delicious.'}, {'start': '249.800', 'end': '251.133', 'text': 'Since the fans asked for it,'}, {'start': '251.133', 'end': '252.800', 'text': 'it must be arranged in place.'}, {'start': '253.400', 'end': '254.100', 'text': 'Small stir-fried pork.'}, {'start': '254.100', 'end': '254.866', 'text': 'You can use pork belly'}, {'start': '254.866', 'end': '255.900', 'text': 'or plum blossom pork.'}, {'start': '255.900', 'end': '256.900', 'text': 'Today we'}, {'start': '256.900', 'end': '258.400', 'text': 'will eat leaner and use plum blossom'}, {'start': '258.933', 'end': '261.133', 'text': 'pork. The boss will give me two kilograms of plum pork. Okay.'}, {'start': '266.866', 'end': '269.400', 'text': '21 Spicy peppers. Come on.'}, {'start': '270.000', 'end': '270.833', 'text': 'Come on. Some garlic'}, {'start': '272.600', 'end': '273.933', 'text': '. Come on. Put the millet'}, {'start': '274.000', 'end': '275.933', 'text': 'peppers. Hey, turn off the heat and go home.'}, {'start': '280.066', 'end': '280.900', 'text': 'Clap the'}, {'start': '280.900', 'end': '282.033', 'text': 'peppers'}, {'start': '284.933', 'end': '285.933', 'text': 'and cut them into pieces'}, {'start': '285.933', 'end': '287.233', 'text': ". It's not right to stir-fry"}, {'start': '289.000', 'end': '290.066', 'text': "lightly . It's not that"}, {'start': '290.066', 'end': '291.200', 'text': "good to stir-fry. It's not so hot"}, {'start': '291.300', 'end': '292.200', 'text': 'when you eat it.'}, {'start': '292.200', 'end': '293.400', 'text': 'Just'}, {'start': '294.333', 'end': '295.833', 'text': 'add some salt to give it a base flavor.'}, {'start': '297.500', 'end': '298.633', 'text': 'It can change the color a little.'}, {'start': '298.633', 'end': '299.600', 'text': "Don't stir-fry"}, {'start': '300.466', 'end': '301.266', 'text': "the meat until it's done. Add"}, {'start': '302.533', 'end': '303.533', 'text': 'ginger, garlic,'}, {'start': '305.833', 'end': '306.633', 'text': 'black bean, oyster'}, {'start': '307.133', 'end': '308.200', 'text': 'sauce, light soy sauce, and dark soy sauce.'}, {'start': '310.600', 'end': '311.666', 'text': 'Apply a circle around the side of the pot'}, {'start': '311.666', 'end': '312.733', 'text': 'to remove the fishy smell. Add'}, {'start': '313.433', 'end': '314.233', 'text': 'chili pepper, chicken'}, {'start': '315.233', 'end': '315.800', 'text': 'essence, MSG'}, {'start': '315.800', 'end': '317.700', 'text': ', white sugar, and stir-fry over high heat'}, {'start': '321.200', 'end': '322.133', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '324.333', 'end': '326.033', 'text': 'Brothers, it costs 30 yuan'}, {'start': '326.033', 'end': '327.900', 'text': "to cook. It's enough for at least 6 people."}, {'start': '327.900', 'end': '329.900', 'text': 'What do you think of this meal? What do'}, {'start': '336.533', 'end': '338.133', 'text': 'you want to see next time? What do you want to'}, {'start': '338.133', 'end': '339.233', 'text': 'order in the comment section'}, {'start': '339.533', 'end': '340.600', 'text': '?'}, {'start': '340.600', 'end': '341.800', 'text': 'Life is not crazy.'}, {'start': '345.900', 'end': '348.033', 'text': 'Elbow is a tough dish.'}, {'start': '348.033', 'end': '349.600', 'text': 'Brother from Sichuan ordered another dish.'}, {'start': '349.600', 'end': '351.100', 'text': 'Make a spicy elbow'}, {'start': '351.200', 'end': '352.466', 'text': 'with millet, chili and fennel.'}, {'start': '352.466', 'end': '353.600', 'text': 'Let’s see if you can eat it'}, {'start': '353.600', 'end': '355.633', 'text': 'and listen to it .'}, {'start': '358.300', 'end': '362.900', 'text': 'I have walked through the whole life. I have seen the world. It is not perfect. It is not'}, {'start': '363.100', 'end': '366.900', 'text': 'perfect. It is not perfect for you. Success and miss are carefully'}, {'start': '367.566', 'end': '371.333', 'text': 'played with. Life and'}, {'start': '371.466', 'end': '374.200', 'text': 'death.'}, {'start': '374.566', 'end': '379.100', 'text': 'Every day, I have to think hard. I struggle forward and retreat. I shed tears again and again.'}, {'start': '379.366', 'end': '383.266', 'text': 'I am willing to hand over this heart. I will not burden you with'}, {'start': '383.666', 'end': '387.533', 'text': 'pain. I will hold back the tears after being hurt.'}, {'start': '387.666', 'end': '393.166', 'text': 'Please don’t. You have to hide in the darkness and walk side by side with me.'}, {'start': '395.566', 'end': '399.733', 'text': 'There will be gains and losses. There will be gains and losses.'}, {'start': '399.933', 'end': '403.566', 'text': 'Sharing my success is inevitable'}, {'start': '403.566', 'end': '407.666', 'text': '. Standing on a high platform, crying is inevitable.'}, {'start': '407.666', 'end': '409.800', 'text': 'But I have to fly high and exercise.'}, {'start': '409.933', 'end': '413.133', 'text': 'I should spread my wings and look to the sky.'}, {'start': '415.266', 'end': '419.100', 'text': 'After waiting for a long time, I finally waited until'}, {'start': '419.266', 'end': '422.600', 'text': 'I dreamed today. It’s been a long time since I finally realized my dream.'}, {'start': '428.866', 'end': '429.733', 'text': 'Why are you still obsessed with it'}, {'start': '429.733', 'end': '430.733', 'text': '? Aren’t'}, {'start': '430.733', 'end': '432.000', 'text': 'you frustrated? Come on'}, {'start': '439.600', 'end': '440.666', 'text': ', elbow skin.'}, {'start': '440.666', 'end': '441.900', 'text': 'Life is not crazy.'}, {'start': '446.800', 'end': '447.833', 'text': 'Come on, elbow meat'}, {'start': '447.833', 'end': '449.066', 'text': 'is delicious and enjoyable'}, {'start': '452.000', 'end': '452.800', 'text': '. Well , who can stand up to the elbow?'}, {'start': '457.233', 'end': '459.000', 'text': 'Look at how exciting the elbow skin is'}, {'start': '460.033', 'end': '460.833', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '464.433', 'end': '465.233', 'text': 'You never lie'}, {'start': '474.333', 'end': '476.233', 'text': "I'm going into berserk mode."}, {'start': '485.333', 'end': '486.500', 'text': "You don't even need to chew this meat."}, {'start': '486.500', 'end': '487.300', 'text': 'You can just suck'}, {'start': '488.200', 'end': '489.000', 'text': 'it.'}, {'start': '490.666', 'end': '494.200', 'text': "It tastes better than the elbow. It's"}, {'start': '496.200', 'end': '497.000', 'text': 'so enjoyable'}, {'start': '499.600', 'end': '502.633', 'text': '. Brothers,'}, {'start': '502.633', 'end': '504.800', 'text': "I'll explain it in the next issue. See you in the comment section."}]