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[{'start': '2.000', 'end': '2.933', 'text': 'In the first month,'}, {'start': '2.933', 'end': '3.866', 'text': 'I was given an extra 2,000 yuan to spend money. Is'}, {'start': '3.866', 'end': '5.033', 'text': 'it enough? Enough'}, {'start': '5.033', 'end': '6.700', 'text': '. Ding, Ding, that’s not enough. Tell me,'}, {'start': '6.700', 'end': '7.600', 'text': 'how can it be not enough?'}, {'start': '7.600', 'end': '9.066', 'text': 'I only used 500 for one month in high school.'}, {'start': '9.233', 'end': '9.733', 'text': 'I know,'}, {'start': '9.733', 'end': '12.200', 'text': 'bye, bye, eating. It’s 30 a'}, {'start': '12.200', 'end': '13.300', 'text': 'day. It’s 900 a month'}, {'start': '13.300', 'end': '14.533', 'text': '. Then I still win 1. 100'}, {'start': '14.533', 'end': '15.933', 'text': 'This is my best.'}, {'start': '16.633', 'end': '17.133', 'text': 'Today and Sunday,'}, {'start': '17.133', 'end': '18.400', 'text': 'let’s all wash the dishes together.'}, {'start': '18.433', 'end': '19.700', 'text': 'Okay, okay.'}, {'start': '19.700', 'end': '22.000', 'text': 'Later, let’s eat. 196.'}, {'start': '22.000', 'end': '23.200', 'text': 'Each of you can transfer 50 to me.'}, {'start': '23.200', 'end': '24.266', 'text': 'It’s a good transfer.'}, {'start': '24.266', 'end': '26.233', 'text': 'Turn, transfer\n. Yes , our dormitory internet fee, air-conditioning fee, each person can transfer me 100,'}, {'start': '26.233', 'end': '27.333', 'text': 'okay.\nOK'}, {'start': '27.800', 'end': '28.600', 'text': 'day Two,'}, {'start': '36.066', 'end': '37.100', 'text': 'can you give me some extra for the living expenses'}, {'start': '40.000', 'end': '41.000', 'text': 'to feed my mother'}, {'start': '41.000', 'end': '42.466', 'text': 'in two weeks ?'}, {'start': '42.466', 'end': '43.466', 'text': 'I only have 300 left.'}, {'start': '43.466', 'end': '44.866', 'text': 'The child next door only has 1,000 a month.'}, {'start': '44.866', 'end': '45.433', 'text': 'Why don’t'}, {'start': '45.433', 'end': '46.233', 'text': 'I give you 2,000'}, {'start': '47.433', 'end': '50.066', 'text': '? It’s not enough. I’m obsessed with the future.'}, {'start': '50.600', 'end': '51.900', 'text': 'What’s Binbin doing?'}, {'start': '53.500', 'end': '57.900', 'text': 'You haven’t called me for a long time.'}, {'start': '57.900', 'end': '61.266', 'text': 'What’s wrong? What’s the sound on your side?'}, {'start': '61.266', 'end': '62.200', 'text': 'Uh-huh. I’ll talk to you later.'}, {'start': '62.200', 'end': '63.033', 'text': 'I’m leaving now.'}, {'start': '65.733', 'end': '67.400', 'text': 'Ding Ding is on a long vacation. You won’t reply. Home?'}, {'start': '67.400', 'end': '68.000', 'text': 'Oh, I come back'}, {'start': '68.000', 'end': '68.933', 'text': 'and go back and forth in two days.'}, {'start': '68.933', 'end': '69.800', 'text': "Why don't you just relax"}, {'start': '69.800', 'end': '70.800', 'text': 'at school with no one around'}, {'start': '70.800', 'end': '72.200', 'text': "? Hey, I'm setting up a milk cabinet here"}, {'start': '72.333', 'end': '73.700', 'text': ". You're also playing with opening a shop."}, {'start': '73.700', 'end': '75.100', 'text': 'Yes, look at the decoration of my shop.'}, {'start': '75.100', 'end': '76.633', 'text': 'I spent a lot of time decorating it.'}, {'start': '76.633', 'end': '78.533', 'text': "These are some of the featured employees I've recently recruited."}, {'start': '78.533', 'end': '79.633', 'text': 'I also created an alliance'}, {'start': '79.633', 'end': '80.933', 'text': 'and the shop decoration has reached'}, {'start': '80.933', 'end': '81.900', 'text': 'the top 10 in the rankings.'}, {'start': '82.000', 'end': '83.266', 'text': "Mom. I'm only about twenty"}, {'start': '83.266', 'end': '84.800', 'text': 'Tingting, can you teach me how to put this?'}, {'start': '84.800', 'end': '86.300', 'text': 'Okay, you can click on the lower left corner to join my alliance'}, {'start': '86.300', 'end': '87.133', 'text': 'and you can play with me.'}, {'start': '87.133', 'end': '87.800', 'text': 'Okay, okay .'}, {'start': '87.800', 'end': '88.666', 'text': "Let's go and sing in the evening."}, {'start': '88.666', 'end': '89.400', 'text': "I'll change my clothes"}, {'start': '89.400', 'end': '92.300', 'text': "and walk around under the big umbrella. Then I'll go"}, {'start': '92.300', 'end': '93.433', 'text': 'to KTV.'}, {'start': '93.433', 'end': '94.200', 'text': 'Forget it'}, {'start': '94.200', 'end': '95.333', 'text': ". I'm tired."}, {'start': '95.333', 'end': '96.300', 'text': "Let's go to the bar. You"}, {'start': '96.300', 'end': '97.633', 'text': "didn't go there last time. You made me faint."}, {'start': '97.633', 'end': '98.633', 'text': 'Then what are you doing on vacation?'}, {'start': '98.866', 'end': '99.700', 'text': 'Oh, I miss home.'}, {'start': '99.700', 'end': '100.500', 'text': 'I miss my mom. Forget it,'}, {'start': '100.633', 'end': '101.933', 'text': 'I better go home'}, {'start': '103.933', 'end': '106.333', 'text': 'today'}, {'start': '109.533', 'end': '111.500', 'text': 'oh oh oh oh oh oh'}, {'start': '114.400', 'end': '118.900', 'text': 'no one oh no no one no one tomorrow'}, {'start': '120.266', 'end': '121.000', 'text': '. Brother,'}, {'start': '121.000', 'end': '122.066', 'text': 'please give me a bottle of water'}, {'start': '122.266', 'end': '123.033', 'text': 'later'}, {'start': '123.033', 'end': '123.466', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '123.466', 'end': '124.533', 'text': 'Why don’t you buy it yourself?'}, {'start': '124.533', 'end': '125.333', 'text': 'Oh,'}, {'start': '130.066', 'end': '131.633', 'text': 'brother'}, {'start': '131.633', 'end': '132.800', 'text': ', there'}, {'start': '132.800', 'end': '134.500', 'text': 'are so many'}, {'start': '134.933', 'end': '136.433', 'text': 'people'}, {'start': '136.433', 'end': '138.500', 'text': 'today, okay, okay'}, {'start': '138.500', 'end': '139.500', 'text': ', then who is it? next day,'}, {'start': '139.500', 'end': '140.200', 'text': 'tell me honestly'}, {'start': '140.200', 'end': '140.800', 'text': 'who is it? Who'}, {'start': '140.800', 'end': '143.100', 'text': 'is called Ding Ding in our class?'}, {'start': '143.200', 'end': '144.600', 'text': 'He calls you Ding Ding.'}, {'start': '145.000', 'end': '147.800', 'text': 'Me, you are Ding Ding.'}, {'start': '147.800', 'end': '149.800', 'text': 'Senior Ajie is your brother, right?'}, {'start': '150.900', 'end': '151.900', 'text': "We are your brother's classmates."}, {'start': '151.900', 'end': '153.833', 'text': 'I want to ask you to help me give these things to him.'}, {'start': '154.733', 'end': '155.533', 'text': 'I also want'}, {'start': '155.833', 'end': '158.033', 'text': 'to give this to you and taste it.'}, {'start': '158.033', 'end': '159.000', 'text': 'Okay, okay,'}, {'start': '160.066', 'end': '162.033', 'text': 'it turns out to be your favorite,'}, {'start': '162.033', 'end': '163.333', 'text': "right? I said you don't believe it."}, {'start': '163.333', 'end': '164.733', 'text': "Then I'll let you try it again. Okay,"}, {'start': '165.800', 'end': '168.600', 'text': 'look at your performance.'}, {'start': '169.100', 'end': '171.766', 'text': 'I didn’t prepare mentally.'}, {'start': '176.700', 'end': '178.200', 'text': 'It smells so good when I came here today.'}, {'start': '178.200', 'end': '179.233', 'text': 'You just washed your hair today.'}, {'start': '179.233', 'end': '180.633', 'text': 'No wonder it smells so'}, {'start': '181.000', 'end': '183.633', 'text': 'good. It smells so good. Why can’t I smell it myself?'}, {'start': '183.633', 'end': '184.533', 'text': 'Well, smart,'}, {'start': '184.600', 'end': '186.100', 'text': 'switch places with me in the next self-study class.'}, {'start': '186.266', 'end': '187.066', 'text': 'Okay,'}, {'start': '187.733', 'end': '190.100', 'text': 'later, Xiaozhi'}, {'start': '190.100', 'end': '191.333', 'text': ', tell me this question. It'}, {'start': '192.600', 'end': '193.833', 'text': 'smells good.'}, {'start': '193.833', 'end': '194.666', 'text': 'You all said it smells good.'}, {'start': '194.666', 'end': '196.233', 'text': 'I just washed my hair.'}, {'start': '196.300', 'end': '197.266', 'text': "What? I can't smell it."}, {'start': '197.266', 'end': '199.133', 'text': 'Linlin, what brand of shampoo are you using'}, {'start': '199.133', 'end': '200.900', 'text': '? Oh , I use Cola fragrance shampoo.'}, {'start': '200.900', 'end': '202.000', 'text': 'The fragrance of the misty forest'}, {'start': '202.000', 'end': '203.533', 'text': 'not only leaves a long-lasting fragrance after using it,'}, {'start': '203.533', 'end': '204.633', 'text': 'but also makes my hair clean, refreshing and'}, {'start': '204.633', 'end': '205.666', 'text': 'super smooth. Can'}, {'start': '205.866', 'end': '207.800', 'text': 'you please help me with the rest of your homework?'}, {'start': '213.233', 'end': '214.266', 'text': 'Dot your hair .'}, {'start': '240.000', 'end': '241.366', 'text': "I can't do it."}, {'start': '241.366', 'end': '244.133', 'text': 'You are getting closer and closer.'}, {'start': '244.133', 'end': '247.166', 'text': 'Where are your eyes looking at?'}, {'start': '248.733', 'end': '249.633', 'text': 'Let me'}, {'start': '255.533', 'end': '256.333', 'text': 'tell you.'}, {'start': '257.733', 'end': '259.433', 'text': "It's no wonder. It's no wonder"}, {'start': '259.633', 'end': '262.000', 'text': ". It's all my fault for my beauty."}, {'start': '267.033', 'end': '267.666', 'text': "It's the last two classes"}, {'start': '267.666', 'end': '268.233', 'text': 'and then we have vacation.'}, {'start': '268.233', 'end': '269.466', 'text': 'Do you want us to go together during the summer vacation? It’s okay to travel'}, {'start': '269.466', 'end': '271.100', 'text': '. We can go and play around Wuhan for a few days.'}, {'start': '271.100', 'end': '271.733', 'text': 'There are a lot of snacks.'}, {'start': '271.733', 'end': '272.700', 'text': 'Where can we travel?'}, {'start': '272.700', 'end': '273.933', 'text': 'We can go to Sanya to see the sea view.'}, {'start': '273.933', 'end': '275.100', 'text': 'The monthly room fee is only more than 1,000'}, {'start': '275.100', 'end': '276.033', 'text': 'and we can take beautiful photos.'}, {'start': '276.033', 'end': '277.233', 'text': 'I can’t wait.'}, {'start': '277.433', 'end': '278.600', 'text': 'Uh, let’s have a cup of Starbucks in class in the afternoon.'}, {'start': '278.600', 'end': '279.000', 'text': 'What do you want?'}, {'start': '279.000', 'end': '279.800', 'text': 'Order one for me.'}, {'start': '279.800', 'end': '280.533', 'text': 'Um, Ding Ding, do you want it?'}, {'start': '280.533', 'end': '280.866', 'text': 'I don’t need'}, {'start': '280.866', 'end': '281.666', 'text': 'it. Just order it'}, {'start': '281.666', 'end': '283.100', 'text': '. few moments Later,'}, {'start': '286.833', 'end': '288.333', 'text': 'the new bracelet that Ding Ding bought'}, {'start': '288.333', 'end': '289.900', 'text': 'is very expensive. I have wanted to buy this brand for a long time.'}, {'start': '289.900', 'end': '290.666', 'text': 'It is not a brand.'}, {'start': '290.666', 'end': '292.200', 'text': 'In fact, I bought it on TV for tens of dollars.'}, {'start': '292.200', 'end': '293.233', 'text': 'You see, I bought this APM bracelet'}, {'start': '293.233', 'end': '293.833', 'text': 'at Dewu'}, {'start': '293.833', 'end': '294.600', 'text': 'for half the price than at the counter. It'}, {'start': '294.600', 'end': '295.100', 'text': 'is only a few hundred yuan'}, {'start': '295.100', 'end': '295.833', 'text': 'and it is not very expensive.'}, {'start': '295.833', 'end': '296.500', 'text': 'Ding Ding is very suitable for you.'}, {'start': '296.500', 'end': '297.466', 'text': 'You can also go to Dewu and buy one.'}, {'start': '298.833', 'end': '300.066', 'text': 'Ding Ding, ID and I are going shopping.'}, {'start': '300.066', 'end': '301.066', 'text': 'Do you want to come with us'}, {'start': '301.066', 'end': '301.600', 'text': '? Oh, I won’t.'}, {'start': '301.600', 'end': '302.133', 'text': "I'll go to the library later. You"}, {'start': '302.133', 'end': '302.833', 'text': 'guys go.'}, {'start': '302.833', 'end': '303.633', 'text': 'Oh,'}, {'start': '303.633', 'end': '304.733', 'text': "Ding Ding's family's financial situation is not very good."}, {'start': '304.733', 'end': '305.800', 'text': 'We should be careful when we talk in the future so'}, {'start': '305.800', 'end': '306.466', 'text': 'as not to hurt her again. Do'}, {'start': '306.466', 'end': '307.133', 'text': "n't worry, I have a solution."}, {'start': '307.133', 'end': '308.700', 'text': "Isn't her birthday coming soon?"}, {'start': '309.200', 'end': '311.600', 'text': 'Hey, Ding Ding,'}, {'start': '311.633', 'end': '312.466', 'text': "I'm almost running out of money this month."}, {'start': '312.466', 'end': '313.833', 'text': 'Can you lend me 500 first to save me in an emergency?'}, {'start': '313.833', 'end': '314.333', 'text': 'Yes, you can.'}, {'start': '314.333', 'end': '315.000', 'text': 'I saved a little money.'}, {'start': '315.000', 'end': '315.466', 'text': "Although it's not a lot"}, {'start': '315.466', 'end': '316.233', 'text': ', it can still save her in an emergency.'}, {'start': '316.233', 'end': '317.033', 'text': "Then I'll transfer it to you."}, {'start': '317.466', 'end': '318.833', 'text': 'Day Two, Ding Ding, I paid you back a few days ago when'}, {'start': '318.833', 'end': '319.466', 'text': 'my living expenses arrived'}, {'start': '319.466', 'end': '319.933', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '319.933', 'end': '320.466', 'text': 'Take a look.'}, {'start': '320.466', 'end': '321.400', 'text': 'You stretched out your hand.'}, {'start': '321.400', 'end': '322.033', 'text': "What's wrong?"}, {'start': '322.033', 'end': '322.933', 'text': 'Happy birthday.'}, {'start': '322.933', 'end': '324.000', 'text': 'This ATM bracelet is for you.'}, {'start': '324.000', 'end': '325.700', 'text': 'Ding Ding. Happy birthday. Thank you . What'}, {'start': '329.466', 'end': '330.866', 'text': 'are the girls in their class doing?'}, {'start': '330.866', 'end': '332.266', 'text': "They're so flashy,"}, {'start': '340.333', 'end': '341.233', 'text': 'hurry up,'}, {'start': '341.833', 'end': '343.933', 'text': 'sister. Sister, come on, Seven Fairies'}, {'start': '345.733', 'end': '346.533', 'text': ', Maomao Maomao.'}, {'start': '346.600', 'end': '347.400', 'text': 'What do'}, {'start': '347.433', 'end': '348.200', 'text': 'I want to play with'}, {'start': '348.200', 'end': '349.633', 'text': ", Maomao? My name is Hong'er, okay,"}, {'start': '349.633', 'end': '350.333', 'text': "Hong'er. Sister Hong'er"}, {'start': '350.333', 'end': '351.733', 'text': ', can you let me join the Seven Fairies?'}, {'start': '351.733', 'end': '352.666', 'text': 'I want to be an old demon'}, {'start': '352.666', 'end': '354.500', 'text': ', but we are full.'}, {'start': '354.500', 'end': '355.633', 'text': 'Yes'}, {'start': '355.633', 'end': '357.433', 'text': ", oh, sister Hong'er, please"}, {'start': '357.433', 'end': '358.833', 'text': 'add me.'}, {'start': '358.833', 'end': '359.500', 'text': "What's going on? Walking"}, {'start': '359.500', 'end': '361.066', 'text': 'in heaven, there are rules in heaven'}, {'start': '361.066', 'end': '364.266', 'text': '. Oh, let’s go, tomorrow!'}, {'start': '364.266', 'end': '365.933', 'text': 'Oh, why haven’t you eaten enough?'}, {'start': '366.233', 'end': '366.700', 'text': 'Breakfast is here,'}, {'start': '366.700', 'end': '369.266', 'text': 'breakfast is here, wow,'}, {'start': '369.266', 'end': '371.066', 'text': 'it’s my honor to serve the fairies'}, {'start': '371.800', 'end': '373.200', 'text': '. It’s my duty again,'}, {'start': '373.200', 'end': '374.600', 'text': 'and I’m rushing home to watch the Seven Fairies.'}, {'start': '374.600', 'end': '376.500', 'text': "Yes, it’s tonight. Yu'er is recovering her mana."}, {'start': '377.700', 'end': '378.433', 'text': "Oh, it's okay ."}, {'start': '378.433', 'end': '379.833', 'text': "I cover all the water-making master's duties."}, {'start': '379.833', 'end': '381.233', 'text': 'Is it true? Of course it is true'}, {'start': '381.233', 'end': '383.266', 'text': '. As long as you agree, I will join the Seven Fairies'}, {'start': '383.266', 'end': '384.066', 'text': '. Oh, okay.'}, {'start': '384.066', 'end': '385.266', 'text': "I'll apply to the Emperor of Heaven. Oh,"}, {'start': '385.266', 'end': '386.200', 'text': "okay, okay. Then it's up to you"}, {'start': '386.200', 'end': '387.200', 'text': '. Sister, please go back quickly.'}, {'start': '387.200', 'end': '388.000', 'text': "Let's go"}, {'start': '388.933', 'end': '389.733', 'text': '. 2The'}, {'start': '393.000', 'end': '394.466', 'text': 'induction ceremony officially begins.'}, {'start': '394.466', 'end': '397.266', 'text': 'Please swear that I, Tintin, voluntarily join the Heavenly Court'}, {'start': '397.266', 'end': '398.666', 'text': 'and become a member of the Seven Fairies.'}, {'start': '398.666', 'end': '400.133', 'text': 'From now on, I will seal my heart, lock my love,'}, {'start': '400.133', 'end': '402.000', 'text': 'and give everything I have to heaven.'}, {'start': '402.000', 'end': '403.200', 'text': 'I will never abandon'}, {'start': '404.200', 'end': '405.200', 'text': "you. I welcome you, Zi'er."}, {'start': '405.300', 'end': '406.433', 'text': 'Thank you, eldest sister,'}]