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[{'start': '0.160', 'end': '4.520', 'text': "Yeah, it's like digging into your pocket, bro.  He reached into his"}, {'start': '2.040', 'end': '6.399', 'text': 'pocket, you respect it.  While there is no'}, {'start': '4.520', 'end': '8.440', 'text': 'law that requires you to pay for something,'}, {'start': '6.399', 'end': '10.679', 'text': "literally, people don't understand.  You have to"}, {'start': '8.440', 'end': '12.240', 'text': 'dig into your pocket.  Logical.  People keep'}, {'start': '10.679', 'end': '14.480', 'text': "treating dogs like dogs.  It's fire,"}, {'start': '12.240', 'end': '15.759', 'text': "right?  AND.  But it's us.  What is this here now?"}, {'start': '14.480', 'end': '17.760', 'text': 'There are people who are treating dogs'}, {'start': '15.759', 'end': '18.840', 'text': 'as if they were robots.  There are robots that are being'}, {'start': '17.760', 'end': '20.920', 'text': 'treated like in this story'}, {'start': '18.840', 'end': '22.519', 'text': 'too.  Yeah, she can tell us.'}, {'start': '20.920', 'end': '24.920', 'text': "Robot dog.  It's not by treating it like a"}, {'start': '22.519', 'end': '26.359', 'text': "robot, no.  It's a robot that"}, {'start': '24.920', 'end': '28.560', 'text': 'has gone crazy.  Now it exists, right?  And'}, {'start': '26.359', 'end': '31.000', 'text': "that.  It exists, but it's not cheap, you know?"}, {'start': '28.560', 'end': '32.880', 'text': 'Influencer Lucas Rangel took'}, {'start': '31.000', 'end': '35.800', 'text': 'social media by storm this week by showing off'}, {'start': '32.880', 'end': '38.520', 'text': "his new partner.  It's"}, {'start': '35.800', 'end': '41.120', 'text': "getting so bad, I'm catching Zé's disease from"}, {'start': '38.520', 'end': '44.200', 'text': 'OV, sit in this bar, be like this, people.'}, {'start': '41.120', 'end': '46.800', 'text': "Look at this.  It's really a robot dog."}, {'start': '44.200', 'end': '48.360', 'text': 'Now yes, evaluated.  Do you know how much?'}, {'start': '46.800', 'end': '49.600', 'text': 'How much?  No, wait, let me see.'}, {'start': '48.360', 'end': '53.000', 'text': 'You know, guys, what do you think it is'}, {'start': '49.600', 'end': '56.000', 'text': '?  R$ 1000 for this dog?  No. R$'}, {'start': '53.000', 'end': '58.399', 'text': "5,000 for this dog.  More up, more up.  It's"}, {'start': '56.000', 'end': '62.800', 'text': 'OK.  7,000 more.'}, {'start': '58.399', 'end': '65.439', 'text': 'No, it is not possible.  R$ 15,000.  No, I'}, {'start': '62.800', 'end': '68.600', 'text': 'have no idea.  R$ 40,000.  Oh, go to'}, {'start': '65.439', 'end': '70.840', 'text': 'hell anyway.  It is serious?  40,000, people.  It is'}, {'start': '68.600', 'end': '72.920', 'text': 'a point technology dog \u200b\u200brobot.'}, {'start': '70.840', 'end': '74.960', 'text': 'Look at that, look.  Guys, the price of a'}, {'start': '72.920', 'end': '76.799', 'text': 'car is Rangel took the dog for a'}, {'start': '74.960', 'end': '79.360', 'text': 'walk.  Look there, keep playing with the'}, {'start': '76.799', 'end': '81.560', 'text': "dog, train the dog.  It's very"}, {'start': '79.360', 'end': '83.360', 'text': 'strange.  A headless dog, bro.'}, {'start': '81.560', 'end': '85.400', 'text': "You need to put a headboard.  It's strange."}, {'start': '83.360', 'end': '88.840', 'text': 'He obeys all commands.  He'}, {'start': '85.400', 'end': '90.119', 'text': "sits, he lies down, right?  It's just without barking."}, {'start': '88.840', 'end': '91.799', 'text': "He just doesn't bark and he doesn't make a"}, {'start': '90.119', 'end': '93.439', 'text': "mess either.  But it's a little scary, people."}, {'start': '91.799', 'end': '95.759', 'text': "It's a little scary.  Play music.  Hold"}, {'start': '93.439', 'end': '97.520', 'text': 'on.  Put the images and add some'}, {'start': '95.759', 'end': '99.320', 'text': 'suspenseful music to it.  Load the image again.'}, {'start': '97.520', 'end': '102.200', 'text': "Let's imagine it from another side.  Look"}, {'start': '99.320', 'end': '103.880', 'text': 'what happens.  Put a picture there, look.'}, {'start': '102.200', 'end': '105.840', 'text': "No, not that, that's not suspense."}, {'start': '103.880', 'end': '108.320', 'text': "Sorry.  It's terrifying.  Terror, terror."}, {'start': '105.840', 'end': '110.680', 'text': 'AND.  Look there.  Look at this.  He discovered the'}, {'start': '108.320', 'end': '112.439', 'text': 'dog.  He treated the dog like a'}, {'start': '110.680', 'end': '114.000', 'text': 'robot.  Like a dog?  The robot as a'}, {'start': '112.439', 'end': '115.840', 'text': 'dog.  And then suddenly the dog'}, {'start': '114.000', 'end': '118.920', 'text': 'takes off and suddenly the cursed dog,'}, {'start': '115.840', 'end': '121.399', 'text': "Elon Musk's Luúcifer's dog kills"}, {'start': '118.920', 'end': '123.439', 'text': 'Lucas Rangel.  Man, this thing,'}, {'start': '121.399', 'end': '126.079', 'text': "imagine if this dog stops, let's just"}, {'start': '123.439', 'end': '128.560', 'text': 'imagine, you get to the middle of the room,'}, {'start': '126.079', 'end': '129.759', 'text': 'you get to the middle of the room in your house, you'}, {'start': '128.560', 'end': '131.910', 'text': 'find the dog standing like that,'}, {'start': '129.759', 'end': '134.080', 'text': 'looking at you, look.'}, {'start': '131.910', 'end': '135.760', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '134.080', 'end': '139.840', 'text': 'Huh?'}, {'start': '135.760', 'end': '143.040', 'text': "So, what's up?  God forbid.  1 2 3 and"}, {'start': '139.840', 'end': '144.560', 'text': 'God forbid.  Are you crazy?  The animal'}, {'start': '143.040', 'end': '146.319', 'text': 'looks like a spider.  It will jump on'}, {'start': '144.560', 'end': '148.480', 'text': 'you.  He jumped on a dog'}, {'start': '146.319', 'end': '149.800', 'text': 'there on the shelf in the supermarket.'}, {'start': '148.480', 'end': '151.280', 'text': 'There are some that are cute.  There are some that'}, {'start': '149.800', 'end': '153.920', 'text': 'are cute, but this one is weird.'}, {'start': '151.280', 'end': '155.879', 'text': "This is weird.  Me. What's wrong?  What"}, {'start': '153.920', 'end': '159.000', 'text': "'s up?  What's up?  It has no head, it"}, {'start': '155.879', 'end': '160.519', 'text': 'has no mouth.  Wow.  It has no head.  This'}, {'start': '159.000', 'end': '163.080', 'text': "is a headless mule.  It's the"}, {'start': '160.519', 'end': '165.040', 'text': 'headless dog.  We talked to Lucas'}, {'start': '163.080', 'end': '167.480', 'text': 'Rangel, who is a super'}, {'start': '165.040', 'end': '168.760', 'text': 'cool, wonderful influencer.  He sent'}, {'start': '167.480', 'end': '172.840', 'text': 'us a message.  He sent you a message'}, {'start': '168.760', 'end': '175.519', 'text': ".  Let's see.  Everything is fine there."}, {'start': '172.840', 'end': '178.239', 'text': 'Oh, and there, best of the night crowd.'}, {'start': '175.519', 'end': '181.760', 'text': "Hey, Octavian, how are you?  That's right, folks,"}, {'start': '178.239', 'end': '183.879', 'text': 'my pet is there.  I introduced my pet.'}, {'start': '181.760', 'end': '185.360', 'text': 'Several opinions divided across the internet,'}, {'start': '183.879', 'end': '187.440', 'text': 'right?  Some people liked it, some people'}, {'start': '185.360', 'end': '190.040', 'text': "thought it was bizarre.  I honestly think it's a"}, {'start': '187.440', 'end': '191.720', 'text': "mix like that, but it has advantages.  It doesn't"}, {'start': '190.040', 'end': '193.400', 'text': "pee, it doesn't poop, at most"}, {'start': '191.720', 'end': '195.720', 'text': "a few screws fall out, you don't have to"}, {'start': '193.400', 'end': '197.280', 'text': 'feed it, it just plugs into the socket.  Furthermore, I'}, {'start': '195.720', 'end': '199.640', 'text': 'would be afraid to find him like that at'}, {'start': '197.280', 'end': '201.760', 'text': 'night in the kitchen.  But then you can'}, {'start': '199.640', 'end': '203.959', 'text': 'turn it off and everything will be fine.  I took a'}, {'start': '201.760', 'end': '206.200', 'text': 'walk with him on the street, took a lot of'}, {'start': '203.959', 'end': '207.440', 'text': "photos, he's already super famous out there."}, {'start': '206.200', 'end': '209.159', 'text': "I'll even create a profile"}, {'start': '207.440', 'end': '211.480', 'text': "for him in a little while.  I love technology, I'm"}, {'start': '209.159', 'end': '212.760', 'text': 'passionate about all kinds of technology.'}, {'start': '211.480', 'end': '215.280', 'text': 'I said, guys, I really need to have'}, {'start': '212.760', 'end': '217.120', 'text': 'this experience of having a pet doctor at'}, {'start': '215.280', 'end': '219.200', 'text': 'this level.  And now you will'}, {'start': '217.120', 'end': '221.040', 'text': 'join me on these adventures.  A kiss.'}, {'start': '219.200', 'end': '223.239', 'text': "Call me next time and I'll take it up on"}, {'start': '221.040', 'end': '225.920', 'text': 'stage for everyone to see up close,'}, {'start': '223.239', 'end': '229.040', 'text': 'okay?  Genteau would be awesome.  Look what'}, {'start': '225.920', 'end': '231.200', 'text': 'you see, people.  It turned out good.  Dear'}, {'start': '229.040', 'end': '232.840', 'text': 'Lucas, a kiss Lucas, one of the'}, {'start': '231.200', 'end': '234.599', 'text': 'most beloved influencers on the'}, {'start': '232.840', 'end': '235.879', 'text': 'internet.  A kiss for you, dear.'}, {'start': '234.599', 'end': '238.640', 'text': "But you don't need to bring the dog, no."}, {'start': '235.879', 'end': '241.760', 'text': "It's great.  You imagine, I bring the"}, {'start': '238.640', 'end': '245.480', 'text': 'dog here in the middle, bring him here.  Then'}, {'start': '241.760', 'end': '247.040', 'text': 'I do it like this, he does it like this, look.'}, {'start': '245.480', 'end': '249.040', 'text': "I'm live, I pee my pants."}, {'start': '247.040', 'end': '252.640', 'text': "You're crazy.  Then I'll stay like this, look."}, {'start': '249.040', 'end': '252.640', 'text': 'No, nothing.  Check out this song.  Just look.'}]