Ghosts - There Will Be an Explosion
CBS
[{'start': '0.960', 'end': '4.480', 'text': "I can't do this. I'm going to tell Joan"}, {'start': '2.320', 'end': '6.560', 'text': "that tonight's off. Whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {'start': '4.480', 'end': '8.320', 'text': 'Calm down, buddy. You guys totally'}, {'start': '6.560', 'end': '9.679', 'text': 'freaked me out. I mean, I have no idea'}, {'start': '8.320', 'end': '11.200', 'text': "what I'm doing. No one knows what"}, {'start': '9.679', 'end': '13.759', 'text': "they're doing the first time. First"}, {'start': '11.200', 'end': '16.640', 'text': "times are awkward. We'll help you. Talk"}, {'start': '13.759', 'end': '19.279', 'text': "to us. What's your plan with Jill? Well,"}, {'start': '16.640', 'end': '22.160', 'text': "I figured we'd go to my room. No"}, {'start': '19.279', 'end': '24.400', 'text': 'offense, but your room is half virgin,'}, {'start': '22.160', 'end': '27.160', 'text': 'half Pete. The vibes are friendship at'}, {'start': '24.400', 'end': '30.000', 'text': "best. I'm going to let you use my room,"}, {'start': '27.160', 'end': '31.679', 'text': 'aka the boneyard.'}, {'start': '30.000', 'end': '33.280', 'text': 'No one calls it that. They will if you'}, {'start': '31.679', 'end': '34.559', 'text': "do your job. See, now this is what I'm"}, {'start': '33.280', 'end': '39.360', 'text': 'nervous about. Like, how do you even'}, {'start': '34.559', 'end': '42.320', 'text': 'like start the whole process? As oldest,'}, {'start': '39.360', 'end': '45.280', 'text': 'the most experienced ghost, Thor will'}, {'start': '42.320', 'end': '49.200', 'text': 'share a move that is never failed. Women'}, {'start': '45.280', 'end': '52.640', 'text': "like it when Hunk take control. He's not"}, {'start': '49.200', 'end': '56.960', 'text': 'wrong about that. In heat of moment,'}, {'start': '52.640', 'end': '59.039', 'text': 'pick Jonah up and throw on bed. Yeah.'}, {'start': '56.960', 'end': '62.320', 'text': 'Trust Thor. I will demonstrate with'}, {'start': '59.039', 'end': '64.479', 'text': 'flour. Oh,'}, {'start': '62.320', 'end': '67.360', 'text': 'but just so you know, once this fuse'}, {'start': '64.479', 'end': '70.320', 'text': 'gets lit, there will be an explosion.'}, {'start': '67.360', 'end': '72.880', 'text': 'You guys are welcome to stay. Yeah, we'}, {'start': '70.320', 'end': '75.040', 'text': "both prefer. Okay, on that note, I'm"}, {'start': '72.880', 'end': '79.040', 'text': 'going to go, but thank you. This has'}, {'start': '75.040', 'end': '83.080', 'text': 'actually been really helpful.'}, {'start': '79.040', 'end': '83.080', 'text': 'I got nothing else to do.'}]