why my gaming chair is covered in stab wounds, and where i have been
grave_bane
[{'start': '3.920', 'end': '4.880', 'text': 'i want to show you'}, {'start': '4.880', 'end': '14.560', 'text': "something i haven't posted in a\xa0\nwhile if you haven't noticed like"}, {'start': '14.560', 'end': '18.560', 'text': 'how long has it been yeah I fell\xa0\noff i think the first take was'}, {'start': '18.560', 'end': '26.720', 'text': "better so you're probably wondering how I got this\xa0\nsick chair then don't worry about that we're going"}, {'start': '26.720', 'end': '33.360', 'text': "to get to that i've had mixed ideas over the last\xa0\nfew years what I want to do with this channel like"}, {'start': '33.360', 'end': '41.200', 'text': 'if anything because I really have not had the\xa0\nmotivation to animate draw no I still draw but'}, {'start': '41.200', 'end': '46.000', 'text': "I don't animate anymore so it's like I kind of\xa0\nabandoned the channel the only reason I've been"}, {'start': '46.000', 'end': '53.680', 'text': "putting it off is I'm concerned about switching\xa0\nup on subs that came for this channel it's always"}, {'start': '53.680', 'end': '58.400', 'text': "what I've posted it's what I've been doing since\xa0\nlike sixth grade i didn't want to switch up on"}, {'start': '58.400', 'end': '71.040', 'text': "existing subs but I think not that it's overstayed\xa0\nit's welcome necessarily it's just I I'm old i"}, {'start': '71.040', 'end': '79.680', 'text': "just grew out of it besides just not being into\xa0\nit like I used to be I just don't think I'm"}, {'start': '79.680', 'end': '87.520', 'text': "comfortable trying to cater to such a relatively\xa0\nyoung demographic anymore because I'm an"}, {'start': '87.520', 'end': '96.240', 'text': "adult i don't know i don't know what I expected\xa0\nfrom the start dude i started in middle school"}, {'start': '96.240', 'end': '103.440', 'text': 'but reflecting on that made me realize you know\xa0\nthe younger people I originally was making videos'}, {'start': '103.440', 'end': '112.960', 'text': 'for i mean this is gonna blow this is going to\xa0\nblow your mind uh they aged with me i forgot how'}, {'start': '112.960', 'end': '119.440', 'text': 'time works so unless any younger people subscribed\xa0\nin the last three years to see the literal nothing'}, {'start': '119.440', 'end': '125.120', 'text': "I've been posting on this channel we're all the\xa0\nsame age now for the most part i don't know why"}, {'start': '125.120', 'end': '130.880', 'text': "that didn't cross my mind for so long it's been\xa0\nthree years i'm not going to go into like boring"}, {'start': '130.880', 'end': '137.600', 'text': "details or get you know feelings involved because\xa0\nthat's not what I'm here for i wanted to take the"}, {'start': '137.600', 'end': '145.120', 'text': 'initiative to at least try to do something I enjoy\xa0\nnow like at least for a fraction of a living if'}, {'start': '145.120', 'end': '152.560', 'text': "possible here changes have been needing to be made\xa0\nfor so long i'll be moving on to treat this like"}, {'start': '152.560', 'end': '159.600', 'text': 'a not a diary necessarily but I guess just stuff\xa0\nI want to talk about i guess that describes what'}, {'start': '159.600', 'end': '164.800', 'text': "a lot of this platform like consists of to\xa0\nbegin with so I'm not going to base what I"}, {'start': '164.800', 'end': '170.960', 'text': 'do off of what other people want to see all the\xa0\ntime when I can just do what I enjoy knowing it'}, {'start': '170.960', 'end': '177.360', 'text': 'will at least find some of the people that are\xa0\nyou know in the market for that kind of content'}, {'start': '177.360', 'end': '184.640', 'text': 'existing subscribers I raise you this the choice\xa0\nto stay or leave is entirely yours and I will not'}, {'start': '184.640', 'end': '191.040', 'text': "be affected either way okay yeah I know you're\xa0\nhere for the chair so let's move on i'm over"}, {'start': '191.040', 'end': '201.440', 'text': 'it no I did not buy this you kidding me you\xa0\nkidding me right now i was going to kick him'}, {'start': '201.440', 'end': '206.480', 'text': "out for the bit but I can't now he just\xa0\ndid i can't after he did that i can't do"}, {'start': '206.480', 'end': '217.440', 'text': "that he's so happy to be in here i feel\xa0\nlike I I feel like it's already obvious"}, {'start': '217.440', 'end': '222.560', 'text': "I didn't buy this for myself oh god that\xa0\nmade me sound like I got a rich mommy or"}, {'start': '222.560', 'end': '227.280', 'text': "something no I didn't mean I didn't mean\xa0\nit like that never mind that disclaimer"}, {'start': '227.280', 'end': '233.600', 'text': "was absolutely necessary uh yeah I got\xa0\nthis chair from my neighbor's trash"}, {'start': '234.880', 'end': '242.880', 'text': "i got this chair out my neighbor's trash it's in\xa0\npretty good it's in pretty good condition what the"}, {'start': '242.880', 'end': '263.040', 'text': "hell it's also missing the part that\xa0\ngoes right here so I had to make a"}, {'start': '265.280', 'end': '270.880', 'text': "It's also missing a part right here\xa0\nso I had to make a insane makeshift"}, {'start': '270.880', 'end': '274.560', 'text': "pillow and I'm ashamed of being seen\xa0\nwith it so I had to make it myself"}, {'start': '274.560', 'end': '278.720', 'text': 'and God knows what the guy did with\xa0\nthis because holy [\xa0__\xa0] look at this'}, {'start': '278.720', 'end': '289.760', 'text': "thing yeah I actually have no idea what happened\xa0\ndude and no explanation was given besides he's"}, {'start': '289.760', 'end': '294.960', 'text': "autistic listen he didn't need to tell me\xa0\nthat he brought a PewDiePie chair of course"}, {'start': '294.960', 'end': '302.640', 'text': "he is like this is unexplainable i love it it's\xa0\nlike people in chats will ask me why I have a"}, {'start': '302.640', 'end': '308.000', 'text': "PewDiePie chair with fatal stab wounds in it\xa0\nand like I just can't answer it i don't know"}, {'start': '308.000', 'end': '313.200', 'text': "bro i didn't do it they can't prove I didn't do\xa0\nit and that's the worst part i don't even like"}, {'start': '313.200', 'end': '319.200', 'text': "PewDiePie it's perfect it's so perfect anyways\xa0\nI think I'm going to wrap it up here i know"}, {'start': '319.200', 'end': '326.560', 'text': "it's pretty short but I just wanted to make an\xa0\nannouncement um and yeah what else can I say about"}, {'start': '326.560', 'end': '333.120', 'text': 'this your guess is as good as'}, {'start': '333.120', 'end': '341.840', 'text': 'mine i just want to see how this pans out if I\xa0\ncan gauge if this is something you know I can'}, {'start': '341.840', 'end': '348.640', 'text': 'maintain the energy to keep up for an extended\xa0\namount of time maybe forever i will never die'}, {'start': '348.640', 'end': '353.760', 'text': "uh I hope it's something y'all are interested in\xa0\nseeing i don't know let me know but yeah that's"}, {'start': '353.760', 'end': '364.480', 'text': "all when did I write this [\xa0__\xa0] that's so goofy"}]