Gutfeld: Talk about a list of media hoaxes...
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No, I don\'t'}, {'start': '50.480', 'end': '54.840', 'text': 'want your sip at the applause.'}, {'start': '55.760', 'end': '60.680', 'text': 'Steve Ducey is dead. Tired of getting up'}, {'start': '59.280', 'end': '63.359', 'text': 'in the'}, {'start': '60.680', 'end': '64.879', 'text': 'morning. Co-host Fox and Friend Steve'}, {'start': '63.359', 'end': '67.520', 'text': "Ducey announced he'll be stepping back"}, {'start': '64.879', 'end': '70.240', 'text': 'from full-time duties and permanently'}, {'start': '67.520', 'end': '72.400', 'text': 'relocating to Florida, which goes to'}, {'start': '70.240', 'end': '75.040', 'text': 'show what people will do to get away'}, {'start': '72.400', 'end': '75.040', 'text': 'from Brian'}, {'start': '75.080', 'end': '79.360', 'text': 'Kilme. In the first three months of the'}, {'start': '77.439', 'end': '82.880', 'text': "year, McDonald's global sales have"}, {'start': '79.360', 'end': '85.840', 'text': 'fallen 1%. 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According to the New York Post,'}, {'start': '117.360', 'end': '123.799', 'text': "Bill Bich's 24year-old girlfriend's"}, {'start': '119.920', 'end': '126.159', 'text': 'mother manages a sex shop in'}, {'start': '123.799', 'end': '129.680', 'text': 'Massachusetts. This checks out since her'}, {'start': '126.159', 'end': '129.680', 'text': "daughter has Bill's nuts in a"}, {'start': '129.720', 'end': '136.720', 'text': "vice. Don't knock it till you try it."}, {'start': '133.840', 'end': '141.080', 'text': 'Oh, here we go. Archaeologists located a'}, {'start': '136.720', 'end': '143.520', 'text': '1inch penis pendant in the United'}, {'start': '141.080', 'end': '147.680', 'text': 'Kingdom. They clarified it was from the'}, {'start': '143.520', 'end': '147.680', 'text': 'Roman Empire, not Jesse Waters'}, {'start': '150.520', 'end': '155.760', 'text': "urologist. You don't know how hard it"}, {'start': '152.640', 'end': '158.640', 'text': 'was to get that picture.'}, {'start': '155.760', 'end': '160.800', 'text': "Well, it's blood. We'll never know. Yes,"}, {'start': '158.640', 'end': '163.519', 'text': 'Chris Van Holland is fuming that El'}, {'start': '160.800', 'end': '166.720', 'text': 'Salvador prisoner Abrao Garcia is'}, {'start': '163.519', 'end': '168.879', 'text': 'unreachable by his family. True. He'}, {'start': '166.720', 'end': '170.800', 'text': 'usually connects with his wife via right'}, {'start': '168.879', 'end': '174.080', 'text': 'hooks.'}, {'start': '170.800', 'end': '176.000', 'text': 'Oh my god. Yes. And finally, the'}, {'start': '174.080', 'end': '178.400', 'text': 'internet has been debating over when'}, {'start': '176.000', 'end': '181.200', 'text': 'over whether one silverback gorilla'}, {'start': '178.400', 'end': '183.040', 'text': "could defeat 100 men. What's not"}, {'start': '181.200', 'end': '186.920', 'text': 'debatable is whether one woman could'}, {'start': '183.040', 'end': '186.920', 'text': 'kill 100 boners.'}, {'start': '190.000', 'end': '193.080', 'text': 'All right.'}, {'start': '195.360', 'end': '200.879', 'text': 'Think I went too far. So, while the Dems'}, {'start': '198.560', 'end': '204.400', 'text': "fume over Trump's 100 days, how about"}, {'start': '200.879', 'end': '206.599', 'text': "the media's 100? Well, like Don Lemon in"}, {'start': '204.400', 'end': '208.879', 'text': 'hot pants approaching cars at a'}, {'start': '206.599', 'end': '211.879', 'text': "stoplight, they're up to their same old"}, {'start': '208.879', 'end': '211.879', 'text': 'tricks.'}, {'start': '212.159', 'end': '216.319', 'text': 'The White House released a list of 57'}, {'start': '214.239', 'end': '219.280', 'text': "hoaxes pushed by the media and Trump's"}, {'start': '216.319', 'end': '221.599', 'text': 'critics in his first 100 days. For those'}, {'start': '219.280', 'end': '223.480', 'text': 'of you having trouble with math, shout'}, {'start': '221.599', 'end': '226.840', 'text': 'out to'}, {'start': '223.480', 'end': '228.959', 'text': "girls. It's more than one every two"}, {'start': '226.840', 'end': '230.720', 'text': "days. And they didn't even count the"}, {'start': '228.959', 'end': '234.239', 'text': 'hoaxes when the media claimed that Tim'}, {'start': '230.720', 'end': '237.280', 'text': "Waltz was a man. Now, I won't be able to"}, {'start': '234.239', 'end': '240.680', 'text': 'read all 57, but I know someone who can.'}, {'start': '237.280', 'end': '240.680', 'text': 'Hit it, Ethel.'}, {'start': '242.319', 'end': '244.159', 'text': 'Fake news CNN in Trump to fact check'}, {'start': '243.680', 'end': '245.599', 'text': 'president President Trump has claimed'}, {'start': '244.159', 'end': '247.040', 'text': 'the president millions are making my'}, {'start': '245.599', 'end': '248.480', 'text': 'transgender. Fake news claimed the DoD'}, {'start': '247.040', 'end': '250.000', 'text': 'removed general com name from a list of'}, {'start': '248.480', 'end': '252.000', 'text': 'notable Americans burlington cemetery.'}, {'start': '250.000', 'end': '252.959', 'text': 'Eric claimed no president were playing'}, {'start': '252.000', 'end': '254.319', 'text': 'no person in the office of President'}, {'start': '252.959', 'end': '255.840', 'text': 'Trump. JB Pritzkar Chicago public'}, {'start': '254.319', 'end': '257.280', 'text': 'schools officials claimed a new verify'}, {'start': '255.840', 'end': '258.320', 'text': 'that a country to raid an elementary'}, {'start': '257.280', 'end': '260.600', 'text': 'school false claim echoed by media'}, {'start': '258.320', 'end': '262.479', 'text': 'outlets including the Chicago'}, {'start': '260.600', 'end': '263.520', 'text': 'Tribune. Washington Post alleged Trump'}, {'start': '262.479', 'end': '264.479', 'text': 'administration are selling quotas for'}, {'start': '263.520', 'end': '265.360', 'text': 'immigration authorities and give the'}, {'start': '264.479', 'end': '266.800', 'text': 'administration just four minutes to'}, {'start': '265.360', 'end': '267.840', 'text': 'comment before publishing. Online'}, {'start': '266.800', 'end': '269.120', 'text': 'liberal activists claimed President'}, {'start': '267.840', 'end': '271.440', 'text': "Trump took down President Obama's fort"}, {'start': '269.120', 'end': '272.960', 'text': 'in the White House. AP falsely claimed'}, {'start': '271.440', 'end': '274.400', 'text': 'Dr. National intelligence and President'}, {'start': '272.960', 'end': '276.880', 'text': 'Trump is very good friends with Russian'}, {'start': '274.400', 'end': '278.240', 'text': 'President Vladimir Putin. And finally,'}, {'start': '276.880', 'end': '279.120', 'text': 'Sunnisa holders should have unfettered'}, {'start': '278.240', 'end': '281.199', 'text': 'access to do whatever they want in the'}, {'start': '279.120', 'end': '283.280', 'text': 'United States.'}, {'start': '281.199', 'end': '283.280', 'text': 'All'}, {'start': '285.479', 'end': '291.560', 'text': 'right, that sound you hear is the close'}, {'start': '288.560', 'end': '293.840', 'text': 'captioner committing suicide by'}, {'start': '291.560', 'end': '296.400', 'text': "cop. Now, let's take a look at some of"}, {'start': '293.840', 'end': '299.600', 'text': 'these hoaxes. will begin as all things'}, {'start': '296.400', 'end': '301.120', 'text': 'should with transgender mice. CNN tried'}, {'start': '299.600', 'end': '302.800', 'text': 'to fact check Trump for claiming Biden'}, {'start': '301.120', 'end': '305.360', 'text': 'spent millions to perform trans'}, {'start': '302.800', 'end': '307.360', 'text': 'experiments on these rodents. But turns'}, {'start': '305.360', 'end': '310.280', 'text': 'out Trump was right. They really were'}, {'start': '307.360', 'end': '312.880', 'text': 'turning Minnie into'}, {'start': '310.280', 'end': '315.039', 'text': 'Mickey. See that little mustache?'}, {'start': '312.880', 'end': '317.039', 'text': 'Excellent work. Remember the astronauts'}, {'start': '315.039', 'end': '320.000', 'text': 'stuck in space for months? The hacks at'}, {'start': '317.039', 'end': '321.680', 'text': 'NPR stopped calling them stranded once'}, {'start': '320.000', 'end': '324.639', 'text': 'Trump and Musk said they were going to'}, {'start': '321.680', 'end': '326.320', 'text': 'save them. And then they did. Elon got'}, {'start': '324.639', 'end': '328.600', 'text': "it back so fast he didn't have enough"}, {'start': '326.320', 'end': '330.800', 'text': 'time to impregnate'}, {'start': '328.600', 'end': '332.479', 'text': "him. Then there's the media trying to"}, {'start': '330.800', 'end': '334.400', 'text': 'claim Trump was the only world leader'}, {'start': '332.479', 'end': '337.360', 'text': "wearing a blue suit at the Pope's"}, {'start': '334.400', 'end': '339.360', 'text': 'funeral. That was a lie. Reminds me of'}, {'start': '337.360', 'end': '341.600', 'text': 'that story about me wearing a thong at a'}, {'start': '339.360', 'end': '341.600', 'text': 'public'}, {'start': '342.039', 'end': '347.520', 'text': 'pool. It was a'}, {'start': '344.440', 'end': '349.919', 'text': 'g-string. And what of the label Maryland'}, {'start': '347.520', 'end': '352.520', 'text': "dad? Yeah, that's like calling the uni"}, {'start': '349.919', 'end': '355.520', 'text': 'bomber a quirky pen'}, {'start': '352.520', 'end': '357.360', 'text': "pal. Then there's the attacks on Doge."}, {'start': '355.520', 'end': '359.440', 'text': 'For weeks, we heard Doge is cutting'}, {'start': '357.360', 'end': '361.280', 'text': 'social security when in reality they'}, {'start': '359.440', 'end': '363.360', 'text': "twisted Musk's words. He was talking"}, {'start': '361.280', 'end': '364.880', 'text': "about cutting waste. I haven't seen"}, {'start': '363.360', 'end': '368.319', 'text': 'anything that dishonest since Rachel'}, {'start': '364.880', 'end': '368.319', 'text': 'Lavine published her pap'}, {'start': '369.800', 'end': '376.759', 'text': 'smear. I know. I agree with you.'}, {'start': '374.639', 'end': '379.759', 'text': 'I agree with'}, {'start': '376.759', 'end': '381.759', 'text': 'you. Now, the media screams that Trump'}, {'start': '379.759', 'end': '384.240', 'text': 'wrongfully deported three kids who were'}, {'start': '381.759', 'end': '386.840', 'text': 'US citizens, one of which had cancer.'}, {'start': '384.240', 'end': '389.840', 'text': "But here's Marco setting the record"}, {'start': '386.840', 'end': '391.759', 'text': 'straight. Three US citizens, ages four,'}, {'start': '389.840', 'end': '393.199', 'text': 'seven, and two, were not deported. Their'}, {'start': '391.759', 'end': '394.880', 'text': 'mothers who are legally in this country'}, {'start': '393.199', 'end': '397.120', 'text': 'were deported. The children went with'}, {'start': '394.880', 'end': '398.960', 'text': 'their mothers. So, first they moaned'}, {'start': '397.120', 'end': '400.720', 'text': 'that ICE was separating families, and'}, {'start': '398.960', 'end': '402.319', 'text': "now they're bitching when they keep them"}, {'start': '400.720', 'end': '405.440', 'text': 'intact.'}, {'start': '402.319', 'end': '406.800', 'text': 'Cue the fat bastard. Instead of enabling'}, {'start': '405.440', 'end': '408.560', 'text': "the administration's illegal and"}, {'start': '406.800', 'end': '410.560', 'text': 'unconstitutional mass deportation'}, {'start': '408.560', 'end': '412.800', 'text': 'scheme, we could be holding hearings on'}, {'start': '410.560', 'end': '414.479', 'text': 'why US citizens as young as 2 years old'}, {'start': '412.800', 'end': '415.560', 'text': 'are being deported with no meaningful'}, {'start': '414.479', 'end': '418.080', 'text': 'due'}, {'start': '415.560', 'end': '419.840', 'text': 'process. Of course, Nadler was upset the'}, {'start': '418.080', 'end': '422.039', 'text': 'kids were gone. He was planning on'}, {'start': '419.840', 'end': '424.720', 'text': 'eating them.'}, {'start': '422.039', 'end': '426.160', 'text': "So, nothing's changed since Trump walked"}, {'start': '424.720', 'end': '428.080', 'text': 'down the escalator. The hoax are'}, {'start': '426.160', 'end': '430.000', 'text': "endless. Russia gate, hunter's laptop,"}, {'start': '428.080', 'end': '432.400', 'text': "find people on both sides. Joe's as"}, {'start': '430.000', 'end': '434.000', 'text': 'sharp as attack. The media will repeat'}, {'start': '432.400', 'end': '436.400', 'text': 'lie after lie in service to their'}, {'start': '434.000', 'end': '438.240', 'text': 'masters, the Dems. No wonder Trump'}, {'start': '436.400', 'end': '442.280', 'text': 'treats them with the same respect dogs'}, {'start': '438.240', 'end': '444.440', 'text': "give hydrants. Which means it's time"}, {'start': '442.280', 'end': '449.960', 'text': 'for Donald'}, {'start': '444.440', 'end': '449.960', 'text': "Trump. We don't deserve him."}, {'start': '452.319', 'end': '457.520', 'text': "It's true. Here he is kicking some ABC"}, {'start': '456.000', 'end': '459.120', 'text': 'ass.'}, {'start': '457.520', 'end': '462.240', 'text': 'Do you think the reputation of the'}, {'start': '459.120', 'end': '463.919', 'text': 'United States has gone down under your'}, {'start': '462.240', 'end': '465.759', 'text': "presidency? I No, I think it's gone way"}, {'start': '463.919', 'end': '468.160', 'text': "up and I think we're a respected country"}, {'start': '465.759', 'end': '470.319', 'text': 'again. We were laughed at all over the'}, {'start': '468.160', 'end': '472.080', 'text': 'world. We had a uh president that'}, {'start': '470.319', 'end': '473.680', 'text': "couldn't walk up a flight of stairs,"}, {'start': '472.080', 'end': '475.440', 'text': "couldn't walk down a flight of stairs,"}, {'start': '473.680', 'end': '477.520', 'text': "couldn't walk across a stage without"}, {'start': '475.440', 'end': '479.599', 'text': 'falling. We had a president that was'}, {'start': '477.520', 'end': '481.440', 'text': 'grossly incompetent. You knew it. I knew'}, {'start': '479.599', 'end': '482.560', 'text': 'it. And everybody knew it. But you guys'}, {'start': '481.440', 'end': '485.199', 'text': "didn't want to write it because you're"}, {'start': '482.560', 'end': '487.199', 'text': 'fake news. All right. Thank And by the'}, {'start': '485.199', 'end': '490.160', 'text': 'way, ABC is one of the worst. I have to'}, {'start': '487.199', 'end': '495.120', 'text': 'be honest with you.'}, {'start': '490.160', 'end': '497.599', 'text': "Say it with me. We don't deserve him."}, {'start': '495.120', 'end': '500.479', 'text': "He wasn't done."}, {'start': '497.599', 'end': '503.919', 'text': "You have 100% confidence in I don't have"}, {'start': '500.479', 'end': '506.720', 'text': '100% confidence in anything. Okay.'}, {'start': '503.919', 'end': '508.960', 'text': "Anything. Do I have 100%. It's a stupid"}, {'start': '506.720', 'end': '511.199', 'text': "question. Look, uh, it's a pretty"}, {'start': '508.960', 'end': '514.399', 'text': 'important position. I have No, no, no.'}, {'start': '511.199', 'end': '516.640', 'text': "You don't have 100%. Only a liar would"}, {'start': '514.399', 'end': '518.399', 'text': 'say, "I have a 100% confidence." I don\'t'}, {'start': '516.640', 'end': '521.959', 'text': "have a 100% confidence that we're going"}, {'start': '518.399', 'end': '521.959', 'text': 'to finish this interview.'}, {'start': '522.560', 'end': '528.279', 'text': "We don't deserve him. He's right. You"}, {'start': '526.160', 'end': '530.880', 'text': "shouldn't have 100% confidence in"}, {'start': '528.279', 'end': '533.440', 'text': "anything unless it's Joe Biden ruining a"}, {'start': '530.880', 'end': '534.880', 'text': "seat cushion. But it wouldn't be a Trump"}, {'start': '533.440', 'end': '536.560', 'text': "interview if you didn't really twist the"}, {'start': '534.880', 'end': '538.160', 'text': 'knife.'}, {'start': '536.560', 'end': '539.600', 'text': "Hey, they're giving you the big break of"}, {'start': '538.160', 'end': '541.519', 'text': "a lifetime. You know, you're doing the"}, {'start': '539.600', 'end': '545.800', 'text': 'interview. I picked you because frankly'}, {'start': '541.519', 'end': '545.800', 'text': "I never heard of you. But that's okay."}, {'start': '551.680', 'end': '556.880', 'text': "We don't deserve him. He's such a giver"}, {'start': '554.320', 'end': '558.880', 'text': 'and they have no choice but to take it.'}, {'start': '556.880', 'end': '560.800', 'text': 'After fmenting fake existential'}, {'start': '558.880', 'end': '562.240', 'text': 'calamities, Trump has exposed them for'}, {'start': '560.800', 'end': '564.240', 'text': 'what they really are. An outdated,'}, {'start': '562.240', 'end': '566.720', 'text': 'self-serving medium that creates their'}, {'start': '564.240', 'end': '568.480', 'text': 'own false truth based on bias and ego.'}, {'start': '566.720', 'end': '571.399', 'text': "They're an industry marred with hoaxes,"}, {'start': '568.480', 'end': '574.080', 'text': 'inaccuracies, and of course,'}, {'start': '571.399', 'end': '576.160', 'text': 'leprechauns. So, in that interview, it'}, {'start': '574.080', 'end': '578.240', 'text': "wasn't Trump being graded. Trump doesn't"}, {'start': '576.160', 'end': '580.320', 'text': "have to prove anything. It's the media"}, {'start': '578.240', 'end': '583.240', 'text': 'which has everything to prove and'}, {'start': '580.320', 'end': '586.480', 'text': "nothing to show for it. Let's"}, {'start': '583.240', 'end': '589.040', 'text': 'welcome you.'}, {'start': '586.480', 'end': '591.040', 'text': 'Women call him their better half cuz'}, {'start': '589.040', 'end': '594.760', 'text': 'they take half his stuff. Actor, writer,'}, {'start': '591.040', 'end': '594.760', 'text': 'comedian Jamie Las.'}, {'start': '595.279', 'end': '600.080', 'text': 'I have hate mail older than he is. GOP'}, {'start': '598.240', 'end': '603.040', 'text': 'Youth Advisory Council co-chair CJ'}, {'start': '600.080', 'end': '605.680', 'text': 'Pearson.'}, {'start': '603.040', 'end': '609.839', 'text': 'In her previous life, she was a kilo of'}, {'start': '605.680', 'end': '609.839', 'text': 'cocaine. Outnumbered co-host Emily'}, {'start': '610.120', 'end': '616.160', 'text': "Kanyo and he's like a nap. Old ladies"}, {'start': '613.920', 'end': '617.920', 'text': 'like to take him in the afternoon. New'}, {'start': '616.160', 'end': '622.279', 'text': 'York Times bestselling author comedian'}, {'start': '617.920', 'end': '622.279', 'text': 'former NWA World Champion Tyrus.'}, {'start': '624.519', 'end': '629.680', 'text': 'Jamie, obvious statement. Your marriage'}, {'start': '627.040', 'end': '632.560', 'text': 'was a hoax. What do you make of this'}, {'start': '629.680', 'end': '634.399', 'text': "hoax list? Yeah, it's Sorry, I'm I'm"}, {'start': '632.560', 'end': '635.600', 'text': 'feeling a little bit unsettled. They the'}, {'start': '634.399', 'end': '636.800', 'text': 'producers told me you were missing a'}, {'start': '635.600', 'end': '637.839', 'text': 'graphic for the beginning of your show'}, {'start': '636.800', 'end': '642.200', 'text': 'and they took me in the back and took a'}, {'start': '637.839', 'end': '642.200', 'text': 'picture of my penis. Um,'}, {'start': '645.440', 'end': '650.480', 'text': 'let me let me ask you this, Greg. If'}, {'start': '648.160', 'end': '652.160', 'text': "there's so much wrong with Trump and"}, {'start': '650.480', 'end': '653.600', 'text': "he's so bad, why do they have to make"}, {'start': '652.160', 'end': '655.360', 'text': 'stuff up? Yeah. Right. Like, why do they'}, {'start': '653.600', 'end': '657.200', 'text': 'have to make stuff up? Like, when we we'}, {'start': '655.360', 'end': '659.600', 'text': 'never doctorred a video to show Biden'}, {'start': '657.200', 'end': '662.079', 'text': 'falling, he provided us with unlimited'}, {'start': '659.600', 'end': '664.320', 'text': "footage of him falling. Yes. And it's"}, {'start': '662.079', 'end': '665.680', 'text': "it's very frustrating that they just"}, {'start': '664.320', 'end': '667.760', 'text': 'take they take they do a thing where'}, {'start': '665.680', 'end': '669.360', 'text': 'they take part of the truth. Like, yes,'}, {'start': '667.760', 'end': '670.880', 'text': "it's true that a child did leave the"}, {'start': '669.360', 'end': '672.240', 'text': 'country, but it was because the mother'}, {'start': '670.880', 'end': '673.760', 'text': 'got to choose if they went with him or'}, {'start': '672.240', 'end': '675.680', 'text': 'not, but they take part. This reminds me'}, {'start': '673.760', 'end': '677.920', 'text': 'of what my my ex-wife used to do this. I'}, {'start': '675.680', 'end': '680.320', 'text': 'remember my ex-wife would tell everyone'}, {'start': '677.920', 'end': '681.839', 'text': 'she was monogamous. And yes, it is true.'}, {'start': '680.320', 'end': '685.240', 'text': 'She was sleeping with only one man, but'}, {'start': '681.839', 'end': '685.240', 'text': "it wasn't me."}, {'start': '688.399', 'end': '694.959', 'text': "It's sad, but it's true, which makes it"}, {'start': '692.200', 'end': '696.959', 'text': "funny. If it wasn't real, it wouldn't be"}, {'start': '694.959', 'end': '700.079', 'text': 'funny. It would just be a stupid story,'}, {'start': '696.959', 'end': '702.720', 'text': "but it's real. Making it hilarious. CJ,"}, {'start': '700.079', 'end': '705.360', 'text': "uh, isn't it great that they keep a"}, {'start': '702.720', 'end': '706.720', 'text': "list? I mean, we've been doing that for"}, {'start': '705.360', 'end': '708.480', 'text': "a while, but it's nice that the White"}, {'start': '706.720', 'end': '710.560', 'text': "House has a hoax list. You know, it's"}, {'start': '708.480', 'end': '712.079', 'text': "it's a very long list, and deservedly"}, {'start': '710.560', 'end': '713.600', 'text': "so. You know, if we're going to define"}, {'start': '712.079', 'end': '715.279', 'text': 'the last 100 days of the Trump'}, {'start': '713.600', 'end': '716.800', 'text': 'administration as being promises made,'}, {'start': '715.279', 'end': '718.800', 'text': 'promises kept, then we ought to define'}, {'start': '716.800', 'end': '720.720', 'text': "the media's coverage last 100 days of if"}, {'start': '718.800', 'end': '722.720', 'text': "they're bumping their gums, they're"}, {'start': '720.720', 'end': '724.240', 'text': 'probably lying. You know, everything'}, {'start': '722.720', 'end': '725.920', 'text': 'from their attempt to gaslight the'}, {'start': '724.240', 'end': '728.480', 'text': 'American people into believing that some'}, {'start': '725.920', 'end': '730.560', 'text': 'Al Salvadorian gangbanger is just some'}, {'start': '728.480', 'end': '733.040', 'text': "docile Maryland man and that we're"}, {'start': '730.560', 'end': '734.959', 'text': 'deporting American children has been a'}, {'start': '733.040', 'end': '736.560', 'text': 'lie. When they show you who they are,'}, {'start': '734.959', 'end': '738.480', 'text': 'believe them the first time. And what we'}, {'start': '736.560', 'end': '740.399', 'text': 'know to be true is that these people'}, {'start': '738.480', 'end': '744.320', 'text': 'truly, as President Trump has said, the'}, {'start': '740.399', 'end': '746.040', 'text': 'enemy of the people. I love the uh'}, {'start': '744.320', 'end': '749.120', 'text': 'I love the'}, {'start': '746.040', 'end': '752.600', 'text': "phrase bumping gums. That's like date"}, {'start': '749.120', 'end': '752.600', 'text': 'night at the Villages.'}, {'start': '753.839', 'end': '758.800', 'text': "It's where I spend my summers."}, {'start': '757.040', 'end': '761.600', 'text': "I kid the villages. They're my biggest"}, {'start': '758.800', 'end': '762.720', 'text': 'fans. Emily, Emily, Emily, thank you for'}, {'start': '761.600', 'end': '764.160', 'text': 'doing that little thing and reading'}, {'start': '762.720', 'end': '765.839', 'text': 'through the list. Did you learn anything'}, {'start': '764.160', 'end': '768.240', 'text': 'while doing that? I was thinking about'}, {'start': '765.839', 'end': '770.399', 'text': "that. It was like I didn't retain"}, {'start': '768.240', 'end': '771.920', 'text': 'anything other than the first one, a'}, {'start': '770.399', 'end': '773.440', 'text': 'couple in the middle, and then the end.'}, {'start': '771.920', 'end': '775.519', 'text': 'Yes. So, the the mice and stuff. By the'}, {'start': '773.440', 'end': '778.240', 'text': 'way, definitely do the side effect stuff'}, {'start': '775.519', 'end': '779.839', 'text': 'for drug commercials. Yeah. Because that'}, {'start': '778.240', 'end': '782.320', 'text': "was we didn't speed up that footage."}, {'start': '779.839', 'end': '785.800', 'text': "That was me in real time. Oh, you don't"}, {'start': '782.320', 'end': '785.800', 'text': 'have to tell me that.'}, {'start': '786.240', 'end': '789.720', 'text': 'Should we clap?'}, {'start': '793.120', 'end': '799.040', 'text': "All right. So, here's our thing. Um, it"}, {'start': '796.079', 'end': '800.959', 'text': "it's a it goes to your point about um"}, {'start': '799.040', 'end': '802.720', 'text': 'how they are making up stuff. The thing'}, {'start': '800.959', 'end': '803.920', 'text': 'is is that the media cuts away from'}, {'start': '802.720', 'end': '805.440', 'text': 'anything President Trump is doing'}, {'start': '803.920', 'end': '807.680', 'text': 'always. So, take today when he had an'}, {'start': '805.440', 'end': '809.360', 'text': 'entire speech at the Rose Garden, it was'}, {'start': '807.680', 'end': '811.040', 'text': 'National Prayer Day. they cut away'}, {'start': '809.360', 'end': '812.800', 'text': 'within two seconds and started having'}, {'start': '811.040', 'end': '814.639', 'text': 'analysts on not talking about it. So the'}, {'start': '812.800', 'end': '816.800', 'text': 'reason that they can create these hoaxes'}, {'start': '814.639', 'end': '818.560', 'text': 'and then further it amongst themselves'}, {'start': '816.800', 'end': '820.320', 'text': "only is because they've never even"}, {'start': '818.560', 'end': '822.160', 'text': "covered the truth. There's there's"}, {'start': '820.320', 'end': '823.760', 'text': 'absolutely no material for them to draw'}, {'start': '822.160', 'end': '824.959', 'text': 'from because they refuse to cover the'}, {'start': '823.760', 'end': '827.120', 'text': 'president like we talked about at the'}, {'start': '824.959', 'end': '830.320', 'text': 'dinner where it was as if President'}, {'start': '827.120', 'end': '832.240', 'text': "Trump didn't exist. And I love his 100%"}, {'start': '830.320', 'end': '834.240', 'text': "point of view because it's it's the"}, {'start': '832.240', 'end': '835.920', 'text': 'point of view of a man who was almost'}, {'start': '834.240', 'end': '838.800', 'text': 'assassinated and had a bullet clip his'}, {'start': '835.920', 'end': '841.199', 'text': "ear. He's like, I you can never be 100%"}, {'start': '838.800', 'end': '843.360', 'text': 'sure of the next breath in your life.'}, {'start': '841.199', 'end': '845.320', 'text': 'And bravo for him cutting down the'}, {'start': '843.360', 'end': '847.920', 'text': 'representative, the meek, tiny,'}, {'start': '845.320', 'end': '849.920', 'text': 'unnameless representative of that entire'}, {'start': '847.920', 'end': '852.959', 'text': 'estate that has tried to dismantle him'}, {'start': '849.920', 'end': '854.639', 'text': 'since day one. The unnameless.'}, {'start': '852.959', 'end': '856.880', 'text': 'I think I know what you mean by that. I'}, {'start': '854.639', 'end': '859.760', 'text': 'made it up. I know you did. Joe Tyrus,'}, {'start': '856.880', 'end': '861.920', 'text': 'it the analogy I keep thinking of the'}, {'start': '859.760', 'end': '864.880', 'text': 'media is a guy with no bullets in his'}, {'start': '861.920', 'end': '866.000', 'text': "gun who keeps firing at you. It's like"}, {'start': '864.880', 'end': '868.639', 'text': 'they keep thinking these things are'}, {'start': '866.000', 'end': '870.639', 'text': 'going to work, but the the bullets'}, {'start': '868.639', 'end': '873.839', 'text': "there's none. They have bullets in the"}, {'start': '870.639', 'end': '876.720', 'text': "gun. They just don't see good. They just"}, {'start': '873.839', 'end': '879.519', 'text': 'they just shoot because all their stuff'}, {'start': '876.720', 'end': '881.440', 'text': "causes damage. Yeah. So, they're not"}, {'start': '879.519', 'end': '882.959', 'text': "they're not shooting blanks like I wish"}, {'start': '881.440', 'end': '886.680', 'text': 'I might have been at one point in my'}, {'start': '882.959', 'end': '886.680', 'text': 'life. Um'}, {'start': '886.880', 'end': '892.000', 'text': 'Yes.'}, {'start': '889.600', 'end': '895.480', 'text': 'Yes. What? I used to like to do country'}, {'start': '892.000', 'end': '895.480', 'text': 'western movies.'}, {'start': '895.680', 'end': '900.560', 'text': "Sick God. Can I You're referring to the"}, {'start': '898.199', 'end': '901.920', 'text': 'unfortunate Alec Baldwin experience.'}, {'start': '900.560', 'end': '904.320', 'text': 'Yeah. Thank you. You scared me. Shook'}, {'start': '901.920', 'end': '906.800', 'text': 'the life up. Speaking of shaking the'}, {'start': '904.320', 'end': '909.120', 'text': "life out of somebody. Um what we're"}, {'start': '906.800', 'end': '911.440', 'text': 'finding the longer this goes is that'}, {'start': '909.120', 'end': '912.720', 'text': "one, they're not going to change. What"}, {'start': '911.440', 'end': '914.560', 'text': "they're going what we talked about a"}, {'start': '912.720', 'end': '915.920', 'text': 'little bit last night. Uh so those of'}, {'start': '914.560', 'end': '919.560', 'text': "you who tuned in, you'll get it. Those"}, {'start': '915.920', 'end': '922.160', 'text': "of you who didn't tough u"}, {'start': '919.560', 'end': '924.560', 'text': "the they're going to continue to just"}, {'start': '922.160', 'end': '926.639', 'text': 'throw things and what do liars do?'}, {'start': '924.560', 'end': '927.839', 'text': "Anybody who's had to deal with a liar in"}, {'start': '926.639', 'end': '929.680', 'text': 'your family, in your life, in a'}, {'start': '927.839', 'end': '931.600', 'text': 'relationship, they take one sentence'}, {'start': '929.680', 'end': '933.040', 'text': 'from a truthful statement and they'}, {'start': '931.600', 'end': '934.560', 'text': "expand on it. And that's what they do."}, {'start': '933.040', 'end': '936.399', 'text': 'So they always will have something to'}, {'start': '934.560', 'end': '938.320', 'text': "try to to drag out. They'll they'll"}, {'start': '936.399', 'end': '941.199', 'text': 'continue to do this until something'}, {'start': '938.320', 'end': '943.199', 'text': "sticks. So they there's no reason to"}, {'start': '941.199', 'end': '944.800', 'text': 'change. And the and again the only'}, {'start': '943.199', 'end': '946.800', 'text': 'criticism I would have to President'}, {'start': '944.800', 'end': '949.600', 'text': "Trump when it comes to trolling there's"}, {'start': '946.800', 'end': '951.680', 'text': 'nobody better. But stop calling them'}, {'start': '949.600', 'end': '953.360', 'text': 'fake news. We have to call them what'}, {'start': '951.680', 'end': '956.240', 'text': 'they are. They are the propaganda'}, {'start': '953.360', 'end': '958.399', 'text': 'machine of the enemy within which is the'}, {'start': '956.240', 'end': '960.240', 'text': "extreme left. That's who they are."}, {'start': '958.399', 'end': '961.920', 'text': "That's who they work for. They work"}, {'start': '960.240', 'end': '963.680', 'text': "together. So they're not going to change"}, {'start': '961.920', 'end': '965.839', 'text': "because they're I guarantee they have"}, {'start': '963.680', 'end': '967.920', 'text': 'meetings going we only got to wait this'}, {'start': '965.839', 'end': '970.399', 'text': "out. Once Trump is gone we're gonna be"}, {'start': '967.920', 'end': '972.160', 'text': "fine. So we'll just keep attacking and"}, {'start': '970.399', 'end': '974.639', 'text': "attacking. And that's and that's why"}, {'start': '972.160', 'end': '977.920', 'text': "there it's hoaxes. They're point out"}, {'start': '974.639', 'end': '980.240', 'text': 'lies. Now we need to look at everything'}, {'start': '977.920', 'end': '982.000', 'text': 'that was made that that was every claim'}, {'start': '980.240', 'end': '983.279', 'text': 'that was made that was crazy that was'}, {'start': '982.000', 'end': '985.040', 'text': 'all these things. We need to go back and'}, {'start': '983.279', 'end': '986.720', 'text': "look at everything now because now we're"}, {'start': '985.040', 'end': '989.519', 'text': 'seeing the connective tissue is the'}, {'start': '986.720', 'end': '991.519', 'text': 'media and the left. They just li they'}, {'start': '989.519', 'end': '994.399', 'text': 'just lie and advocate for whatever chaos'}, {'start': '991.519', 'end': '996.959', 'text': "they can because they're they have no no"}, {'start': '994.399', 'end': '999.040', 'text': 'other choice but to stay this course. So'}, {'start': '996.959', 'end': '1001.800', 'text': 'and we need to we need to monitor them'}, {'start': '999.040', 'end': '1005.680', 'text': 'constantly. All right, up'}, {'start': '1001.800', 'end': '1007.800', 'text': 'next, Kamla puts down the bottle and'}, {'start': '1005.680', 'end': '1010.480', 'text': 'tells a'}, {'start': '1007.800', 'end': '1012.720', 'text': 'story. 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