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[{'start': '0.566', 'end': '1.700', 'text': 'Ding Ding, ah, um, you'}, {'start': '1.700', 'end': '2.766', 'text': 'are not allowed to fall in love before'}, {'start': '2.766', 'end': '4.400', 'text': 'your senior year. Don’t you know?'}, {'start': '7.733', 'end': '8.666', 'text': 'Don’t listen to your dad.'}, {'start': '8.666', 'end': '10.066', 'text': 'If you meet a good one, take'}, {'start': '10.066', 'end': '11.266', 'text': 'it as soon as possible'}, {'start': '14.800', 'end': '18.933', 'text': '. Mom’s clothes fell off. This is how she wears it.'}, {'start': '18.933', 'end': '20.166', 'text': 'Do you understand?'}, {'start': '20.166', 'end': '21.333', 'text': 'You are quite avant-garde.'}, {'start': '21.400', 'end': '22.666', 'text': 'What’s avant-garde?'}, {'start': '22.666', 'end': '24.266', 'text': 'Your mom wore this way more than 20 years ago.'}, {'start': '24.266', 'end': '25.766', 'text': 'The streets are full of small suspenders and so'}, {'start': '28.266', 'end': '30.800', 'text': 'on . Mom, what’s wrong with you ? What'}, {'start': '30.966', 'end': '32.100', 'text': '’s wrong with your eyes'}, {'start': '32.100', 'end': '33.600', 'text': '? Hey, I just went to get an eye bag cut and'}, {'start': '33.600', 'end': '35.266', 'text': 'the effect is good. If I take you there next time,'}, {'start': '35.466', 'end': '36.066', 'text': 'I won’t need it.'}, {'start': '36.066', 'end': '37.200', 'text': 'I’m afraid of pain.'}, {'start': '37.466', 'end': '38.000', 'text': 'Oh, right,'}, {'start': '38.000', 'end': '39.333', 'text': 'double 1. 1. Do you want to buy some skin care products'}, {'start': '39.333', 'end': '41.300', 'text': '? Let me a'}, {'start': '41.300', 'end': '41.966', 'text': '. Oh, okay,'}, {'start': '41.966', 'end': '43.366', 'text': 'let me figure out which one is the most cost-effective.'}, {'start': '43.366', 'end': '45.100', 'text': 'Oops, it’s so troublesome . Just go to Douyin Mall.'}, {'start': '45.100', 'end': '46.100', 'text': 'You don’t need to count'}, {'start': '46.100', 'end': '46.733', 'text': 'the paper. I'}, {'start': '46.733', 'end': '48.700', 'text': 'just bought the Douyin Double 11 coupons'}, {'start': '48.700', 'end': '50.133', 'text': 'in Douyin Mall.'}, {'start': '50.133', 'end': '51.766', 'text': 'I can also get super subsidies and enjoy discounts. It’s'}, {'start': '51.766', 'end': '52.900', 'text': 'really good'}, {'start': '52.900', 'end': '54.800', 'text': '. Mom will pick out some small skirts for you to wear.'}, {'start': '54.800', 'end': '55.733', 'text': 'It will be hot.'}, {'start': '55.733', 'end': '57.866', 'text': 'I think my pure cotton T-shirt is very good.'}, {'start': '57.933', 'end': '59.566', 'text': 'Buy something high-end.'}, {'start': '59.566', 'end': '60.966', 'text': 'You wear rags every day.'}]