'Dodged a bullet’: ‘Gutfeld!’ evaluates Kamala Harris’ ‘verbal vomit’ speech
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[{'start': '0.230', 'end': '4.480', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '0.400', 'end': '6.810', 'text': "It's coming your way. Hey. Hey. It's"}, {'start': '4.480', 'end': '9.300', 'text': 'video of the day.'}, {'start': '6.810', 'end': '12.400', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '9.300', 'end': '14.960', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '12.400', 'end': '16.720', 'text': "Coma's audience squirms as she yaks"}, {'start': '14.960', 'end': '18.480', 'text': 'about packaderms. Our video of the day'}, {'start': '16.720', 'end': '20.400', 'text': 'comes to us from the former Vu made her'}, {'start': '18.480', 'end': '22.240', 'text': 'first major speech last night since'}, {'start': '20.400', 'end': '24.519', 'text': 'Trump took office. And it was another'}, {'start': '22.240', 'end': '27.039', 'text': 'classic ball of verbal'}, {'start': '24.519', 'end': '30.400', 'text': 'vomit. Here she is referencing a viral'}, {'start': '27.039', 'end': '32.399', 'text': 'video of elephants. Watch who saw that'}, {'start': '30.400', 'end': '34.320', 'text': 'video from a couple of weeks ago, the'}, {'start': '32.399', 'end': '38.000', 'text': 'one of the elephants at the San Diego'}, {'start': '34.320', 'end': '40.879', 'text': 'Zoo during the earthquake. And as soon'}, {'start': '38.000', 'end': '44.040', 'text': 'as they felt the earth shaking beneath'}, {'start': '40.879', 'end': '47.320', 'text': 'their feet, they got in a'}, {'start': '44.040', 'end': '51.640', 'text': 'circle and stood next to each'}, {'start': '47.320', 'end': '54.719', 'text': 'other to protect the most'}, {'start': '51.640', 'end': '56.879', 'text': 'vulnerable. Think about it. What a'}, {'start': '54.719', 'end': '59.680', 'text': 'powerful metaphor.'}, {'start': '56.879', 'end': '59.680', 'text': 'Yeah.'}, {'start': '63.440', 'end': '70.040', 'text': "It's almost like they built a"}, {'start': '65.140', 'end': '71.720', 'text': '[Laughter]'}, {'start': '70.040', 'end': '74.320', 'text': 'wall.'}, {'start': '71.720', 'end': '76.320', 'text': 'Yeah. You know, maybe they maybe they'}, {'start': '74.320', 'end': '78.280', 'text': 'can circle around your husband Doug to'}, {'start': '76.320', 'end': '79.960', 'text': 'protect vulnerable'}, {'start': '78.280', 'end': '82.880', 'text': 'nannies.'}, {'start': '79.960', 'end': '84.479', 'text': 'But Kamla brought that long-winded story'}, {'start': '82.880', 'end': '86.080', 'text': 'in for a landing with this poignant'}, {'start': '84.479', 'end': '87.479', 'text': 'lesson.'}, {'start': '86.080', 'end': '92.360', 'text': 'Because we'}, {'start': '87.479', 'end': '95.320', 'text': 'know those who try to incite'}, {'start': '92.360', 'end': '98.920', 'text': 'fear are most'}, {'start': '95.320', 'end': '103.560', 'text': 'effective when they divide and'}, {'start': '98.920', 'end': '106.960', 'text': 'conquer. When they separate the'}, {'start': '103.560', 'end': '110.240', 'text': 'herd, when they try to make everyone'}, {'start': '106.960', 'end': '110.240', 'text': 'think they are'}, {'start': '110.439', 'end': '116.119', 'text': 'alone. But in the face of'}, {'start': '113.880', 'end': '122.119', 'text': 'crisis, the'}, {'start': '116.119', 'end': '122.119', 'text': "lesson is don't don't scatter."}, {'start': '123.200', 'end': '129.280', 'text': "So powerful. But wouldn't it be more"}, {'start': '125.960', 'end': '130.680', 'text': 'powerful with bongos?'}, {'start': '129.280', 'end': '135.640', 'text': 'Because we'}, {'start': '130.680', 'end': '138.520', 'text': 'know those who try to incite'}, {'start': '135.640', 'end': '142.200', 'text': 'fear are most'}, {'start': '138.520', 'end': '146.840', 'text': 'effective when they divide and'}, {'start': '142.200', 'end': '150.160', 'text': 'conquer. When they separate the'}, {'start': '146.840', 'end': '153.440', 'text': 'herd, when they try to make everyone'}, {'start': '150.160', 'end': '153.440', 'text': 'think they are'}, {'start': '153.720', 'end': '160.319', 'text': 'alone. But in the face of'}, {'start': '157.160', 'end': '165.319', 'text': 'crisis, the lesson'}, {'start': '160.319', 'end': '165.319', 'text': "is don't don't scatter."}, {'start': '166.000', 'end': '169.000', 'text': 'Beautiful.'}, {'start': '170.840', 'end': '177.280', 'text': 'CJ, this is such a healthy contrast for'}, {'start': '174.879', 'end': '179.760', 'text': 'Americans to have, right? Because you'}, {'start': '177.280', 'end': '181.920', 'text': "you whenever you think, ah, what's Trump"}, {'start': '179.760', 'end': '184.159', 'text': "doing? What's he up to? Well, this is"}, {'start': '181.920', 'end': '186.800', 'text': "what you could have had. She's doing"}, {'start': '184.159', 'end': '188.720', 'text': "she's actually a patriot right now."}, {'start': '186.800', 'end': '191.120', 'text': "She's showing us. Look, you guys could"}, {'start': '188.720', 'end': '192.480', 'text': 'have up.'}, {'start': '191.120', 'end': '193.920', 'text': "You know, she she's making that"}, {'start': '192.480', 'end': '195.519', 'text': 'incredibly clear. Now, you know, Greg,'}, {'start': '193.920', 'end': '197.760', 'text': "I'm only 22 years old, so we've been"}, {'start': '195.519', 'end': '200.080', 'text': 'drinking for give or take a year, but I'}, {'start': '197.760', 'end': '202.000', 'text': 'have yet to encounter something as'}, {'start': '200.080', 'end': '203.440', 'text': 'strong as whatever she has in her flask'}, {'start': '202.000', 'end': '206.000', 'text': "of what she does these speeches. It's"}, {'start': '203.440', 'end': '208.640', 'text': "actually insane and ungodly. But you're"}, {'start': '206.000', 'end': '210.720', 'text': 'exactly right. November. Every single'}, {'start': '208.640', 'end': '212.879', 'text': 'time she opens her mouth, every time she'}, {'start': '210.720', 'end': '215.440', 'text': "speaks, I'm reminded of the fact that in"}, {'start': '212.879', 'end': '219.790', 'text': 'November, we dodged a bullet. And thank'}, {'start': '215.440', 'end': '222.870', 'text': 'God for President Trump. Thank God for'}, {'start': '219.790', 'end': '222.870', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '223.599', 'end': '227.760', 'text': 'What did you think of her performance,'}, {'start': '224.879', 'end': '230.080', 'text': 'Emily? I I was riding in agony. Are you'}, {'start': '227.760', 'end': '232.560', 'text': 'I just read 57 hoaxes in 12 seconds.'}, {'start': '230.080', 'end': '235.120', 'text': 'That was nine pages, by the way. She'}, {'start': '232.560', 'end': '236.959', 'text': 'said three sentences in a 100 minutes.'}, {'start': '235.120', 'end': '239.760', 'text': 'That whole cutaway that we did was her'}, {'start': '236.959', 'end': '242.959', 'text': 'just like yapping and laughing. Yes. It'}, {'start': '239.760', 'end': '244.720', 'text': 'it killed me and it it Yes. It totally'}, {'start': '242.959', 'end': '246.720', 'text': 'underscored the bullet that we dodged.'}, {'start': '244.720', 'end': '248.319', 'text': "But I I don't understand how people can"}, {'start': '246.720', 'end': '250.239', 'text': 'can still look at her and with a'}, {'start': '248.319', 'end': '252.439', 'text': 'straight face say, "Yes, that\'s right.'}, {'start': '250.239', 'end': '254.840', 'text': 'Don\'t you wish she was there?" The most'}, {'start': '252.439', 'end': '258.079', 'text': "unintellectual person I've ever met that"}, {'start': '254.840', 'end': '260.560', 'text': 'and to draw on like a Google video about'}, {'start': '258.079', 'end': '262.479', 'text': 'elephants and not even talk about like'}, {'start': '260.560', 'end': '263.840', 'text': "it. I just That's our vice that was our"}, {'start': '262.479', 'end': '265.360', 'text': "vice president. That's the problem, too,"}, {'start': '263.840', 'end': '268.479', 'text': "is she's not just a failed presidential"}, {'start': '265.360', 'end': '269.919', 'text': 'candidate. She was our vice president,'}, {'start': '268.479', 'end': '273.270', 'text': "and that's the whole point of the last"}, {'start': '269.919', 'end': '276.960', 'text': 'four years. What more proof do we need?'}, {'start': '273.270', 'end': '279.759', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '276.960', 'end': '281.680', 'text': 'Do you think, Tyrus, she brought up the'}, {'start': '279.759', 'end': '285.040', 'text': "elephant video because he's trying to"}, {'start': '281.680', 'end': '286.800', 'text': 'appeal to the the plus-size uh voting'}, {'start': '285.040', 'end': '288.400', 'text': 'block?'}, {'start': '286.800', 'end': '289.680', 'text': 'All right. Well, I have two thoughts.'}, {'start': '288.400', 'end': '294.080', 'text': 'Yes.'}, {'start': '289.680', 'end': '294.080', 'text': "First thought is she's on a"}, {'start': '294.840', 'end': '298.800', 'text': "spectrum. I'm going to pause and wait to"}, {'start': '297.680', 'end': '302.520', 'text': "see if we're going to keep that in or"}, {'start': '298.800', 'end': '305.520', 'text': 'not tonight and then I will I will'}, {'start': '302.520', 'end': '305.520', 'text': 'continue.'}, {'start': '310.600', 'end': '317.600', 'text': 'Okay. Oh, she first of all, she never'}, {'start': '315.120', 'end': '319.440', 'text': "saw the video. Yeah. Okay. That's not"}, {'start': '317.600', 'end': '321.199', 'text': 'someone who describes a video. Yeah.'}, {'start': '319.440', 'end': '323.520', 'text': "That's someone that they handed this to"}, {'start': '321.199', 'end': '325.199', 'text': 'her and she was like, "Elephant, I I\'ll'}, {'start': '323.520', 'end': '328.240', 'text': 'take it from here." And then she went'}, {'start': '325.199', 'end': '329.919', 'text': 'out there and she was not drunk. She was'}, {'start': '328.240', 'end': '331.759', 'text': "hung over cuz she's way worse when she's"}, {'start': '329.919', 'end': '334.960', 'text': 'hung over. That was hung over because'}, {'start': '331.759', 'end': '336.360', 'text': 'she kept saying the same thing over and'}, {'start': '334.960', 'end': '339.600', 'text': 'over'}, {'start': '336.360', 'end': '342.639', 'text': "again. They surrounded. You don't And"}, {'start': '339.600', 'end': '346.440', 'text': 'then they they they formed a circle and'}, {'start': '342.639', 'end': '346.440', 'text': 'then they got together.'}, {'start': '350.720', 'end': '355.639', 'text': "It's pregnant. Go the way."}, {'start': '361.520', 'end': '365.520', 'text': 'Jamie, does this remind you when you'}, {'start': '363.360', 'end': '367.840', 'text': 'used to be at a bar and when you were'}, {'start': '365.520', 'end': '370.720', 'text': "single and you'd meet a woman who just"}, {'start': '367.840', 'end': '373.840', 'text': 'got off work and she\'s like, "Loosen it'}, {'start': '370.720', 'end': '376.720', 'text': "up with a margarita and she's like"}, {'start': '373.840', 'end': '378.880', 'text': "everything she says is like it's so"}, {'start': '376.720', 'end': '381.039', 'text': 'smart.'}, {'start': '378.880', 'end': '383.039', 'text': 'Everything\'s so smart." Let me tell you'}, {'start': '381.039', 'end': '386.039', 'text': 'something. I saw these saw these'}, {'start': '383.039', 'end': '386.039', 'text': 'elephants'}, {'start': '387.919', 'end': '392.720', 'text': 'And they were protecting each other.'}, {'start': '390.319', 'end': '395.039', 'text': 'Dude,'}, {'start': '392.720', 'end': '396.240', 'text': '100%. I relate to that. I still never'}, {'start': '395.039', 'end': '398.639', 'text': 'close the deal, but I know what you'}, {'start': '396.240', 'end': '400.240', 'text': 'mean. Yes.'}, {'start': '398.639', 'end': '401.970', 'text': "It's a good thing. She probably tastes"}, {'start': '400.240', 'end': '403.150', 'text': 'like cigarettes.'}, {'start': '401.970', 'end': '404.639', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '403.150', 'end': '407.280', 'text': '[Laughter]'}, {'start': '404.639', 'end': '408.560', 'text': "You know, that's not a bad taste. Three"}, {'start': '407.280', 'end': '409.800', 'text': 'in the morning. Once you quit smoking,'}, {'start': '408.560', 'end': '412.800', 'text': "it's kind of fun."}, {'start': '409.800', 'end': '414.639', 'text': 'Actually, I was I was watching her talk'}, {'start': '412.800', 'end': '417.039', 'text': 'and say this nonsense and I was thinking'}, {'start': '414.639', 'end': '418.240', 'text': "like I've had like children I've done"}, {'start': '417.039', 'end': '420.639', 'text': "some things in my life that I'm proud"}, {'start': '418.240', 'end': '422.960', 'text': "of. I've never been that pleased with"}, {'start': '420.639', 'end': '425.120', 'text': 'myself. Yeah. The way she was in that'}, {'start': '422.960', 'end': '427.520', 'text': "dumb speak she's so it's almost like she"}, {'start': '425.120', 'end': '429.199', 'text': 'had parents who she drew like my parents'}, {'start': '427.520', 'end': '432.160', 'text': 'were not afraid to go like that picture'}, {'start': '429.199', 'end': '434.080', 'text': 'you drew it sucks. Yeah. And I feel like'}, {'start': '432.160', 'end': '436.319', 'text': 'her parents were like oh everyone loves'}, {'start': '434.080', 'end': '438.000', 'text': "your cackling. Yeah. Like they're"}, {'start': '436.319', 'end': '439.840', 'text': 'encouraging her to do these. I feel like'}, {'start': '438.000', 'end': '442.400', 'text': 'it would help her if she started every'}, {'start': '439.840', 'end': '445.560', 'text': 'speech the same way by saying, "My name'}, {'start': '442.400', 'end': '448.240', 'text': 'is Camala and I\'m an alcoholic." And'}, {'start': '445.560', 'end': '450.080', 'text': 'um I heard she went to one meeting and'}, {'start': '448.240', 'end': '453.639', 'text': 'and she goes, "For my sponsor, I\'d like'}, {'start': '450.080', 'end': '453.639', 'text': 'it to be Bud Light."'}, {'start': '454.479', 'end': '459.280', 'text': "That's very funny. Do you think she"}, {'start': '456.240', 'end': '462.800', 'text': 'talks dirty that way, too? Oh my god.'}, {'start': '459.280', 'end': '465.360', 'text': "Tyrus, could you imagine dirty? We're"}, {'start': '462.800', 'end': '467.759', 'text': 'going to take, you know, all right,'}, {'start': '465.360', 'end': '470.240', 'text': 'maybe pirates.'}, {'start': '467.759', 'end': '473.120', 'text': 'We must move on. Hey, Sean Hannity here.'}, {'start': '470.240', 'end': '475.120', 'text': 'Hey, click here to subscribe to Fox News'}, {'start': '473.120', 'end': '477.680', 'text': 'YouTube page and catch our hottest'}, {'start': '475.120', 'end': '482.319', 'text': 'interviews and most compelling analysis.'}, {'start': '477.680', 'end': '482.319', 'text': 'You will not get it anywhere else.'}]