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[{'start': '0.280', 'end': '9.240', 'text': "This time, we'll"}, {'start': '5.319', 'end': '13.519', 'text': 'be talking about the first season, where Maru was given something with a refreshing scent.'}, {'start': '13.519', 'end': '23.599', 'text': 'I put some Bremaru Care on the devilish Amaraco of the female Wa and the result was...'}, {'start': '17.400', 'end': '28.439', 'text': "This was a bit unexpected but it's okay."}, {'start': '23.599', 'end': '36.960', 'text': 'What on earth are you using it for in your own world'}, {'start': '28.439', 'end': '41.600', 'text': "? I'm sorry for the details but my window is closed so I"}, {'start': '36.960', 'end': '47.719', 'text': "can't post anything right now."}, {'start': '41.600', 'end': '55.719', 'text': "How on earth do you know that?  That's too much."}, {'start': '47.719', 'end': '63.000', 'text': "First of all, are you male or female?  He's definitely a man."}, {'start': '55.719', 'end': '70.320', 'text': "No, the man has no existence.  That's a woman"}, {'start': '63.000', 'end': '76.960', 'text': '.  The round thing just exploded, it was'}, {'start': '70.320', 'end': '82.159', 'text': "amazing.  Ah, but it's closed for a while."}, {'start': '76.960', 'end': '83.320', 'text': "There's not a trace of female focus.  Tell me quickly what you put in there"}, {'start': '82.159', 'end': '86.320', 'text': ".   It's"}, {'start': '83.320', 'end': '86.320', 'text': "surprisingly small but has a great heart, so what's with the explosion? I was wondering about that too."}, {'start': '88.430', 'end': '95.480', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '96.119', 'end': '99.119', 'text': "Oh, it was Gremalkair that got me, I've calmed down a bit now.  Bullkea isn't like that."}, {'start': '102.400', 'end': '113.520', 'text': '[Music] I'}, {'start': '110.520', 'end': '113.520', 'text': 'said that, but if you put it in, you should think about what will happen and use it in a way that is appropriate for its purpose.'}, {'start': '113.700', 'end': '117.700', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '124.240', 'end': '128.240', 'text': 'Yeah, I was surprised, but'}, {'start': '125.240', 'end': '128.240', 'text': 'Y was totally unexpected.'}, {'start': '129.399', 'end': '132.399', 'text': "No, no, no that's not true.  I'm not saying I was shocked or anything."}, {'start': '134.940', 'end': '140.920', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '137.920', 'end': '140.920', 'text': "Oh, no, that's a big misunderstanding.  Well, one of the kids stinks so I just wanted to make it smell fresh."}, {'start': '141.440', 'end': '148.900', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '149.800', 'end': '152.800', 'text': "No, that doesn't make any sense.  Hey, somebody do something about this guy.  It's like he's hitting it the wrong way.   I don't"}, {'start': '163.560', 'end': '174.040', 'text': "understand this guy's nerve.  It all comes down to your level"}, {'start': '168.560', 'end': '178.879', 'text': '.  Just how bad does it smell?  I'}, {'start': '174.040', 'end': '183.959', 'text': 'saw something.  Ah,'}, {'start': '178.879', 'end': '191.360', 'text': "yes, this is the first time I've ever smelled anything like this, but it has a strong"}, {'start': '183.959', 'end': '194.660', 'text': 'smell like rotten natto.  Stop it.   It'}, {'start': '191.360', 'end': '196.000', 'text': "won't come"}, {'start': '194.660', 'end': '197.959', 'text': '[music]'}, {'start': '196.000', 'end': '205.080', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '197.959', 'end': '209.920', 'text': 'Where could I find something good?  That made me super excited too'}, {'start': '205.080', 'end': '216.799', 'text': ".  Oh, I forgot to mention that it's"}, {'start': '209.920', 'end': '222.640', 'text': "like natto with mustard added.  That's so cute. I"}, {'start': '216.799', 'end': '225.000', 'text': "don't like natto so I've never smelled it, but I do"}, {'start': '222.640', 'end': '231.280', 'text': "n't need that kind of information"}, {'start': '225.000', 'end': '236.360', 'text': '.  I could kind of see his thoughts.  It'}, {'start': '231.280', 'end': '241.400', 'text': 'should be like natto.  It must be Brestia.  I'}, {'start': '236.360', 'end': '247.000', 'text': 'wonder why Y noticed the smell.  Y is a neat freak'}, {'start': '241.400', 'end': '251.360', 'text': '.  I was wondering whether to wash the Paltz that I had only been wearing for 23 hours and'}, {'start': '247.000', 'end': '256.840', 'text': 'decided to fold them a bit'}, {'start': '251.360', 'end': '262.000', 'text': '.  Then, even though there were no stains or anything, it'}, {'start': '256.840', 'end': '269.520', 'text': 'had a terrible smell,'}, {'start': '262.000', 'end': '272.520', 'text': 'so I touched it with my finger, smelled it, and then touched it again.'}, {'start': '269.520', 'end': '272.520', 'text': "Haven't your family ever told you that?  You don't have to say where that goes.  Well, maybe I'd like to hear something about it."}, {'start': '280.560', 'end': '283.560', 'text': "Ah, I won't tell you what happens next.  I guess I'm still a young lady.  And I never told my family."}, {'start': '284.030', 'end': '287.320', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '292.840', 'end': '302.600', 'text': "Plus, I'm living alone right now,"}, {'start': '297.440', 'end': '306.440', 'text': "so for now it's just Y's secret.  What I"}, {'start': '306.440', 'end': '316.360', 'text': 'think is strange about Japanese people is that they do'}, {'start': '310.560', 'end': '319.360', 'text': "n't have boyfriends."}, {'start': '316.360', 'end': '319.360', 'text': "How did he keep it a secret? I hate that but it seems like he's been found out."}, {'start': '322.700', 'end': '326.220', 'text': '[Music] I do'}, {'start': '333.120', 'end': '342.050', 'text': "n't think that's the case.  Once it's discovered, it's all decided.  No."}, {'start': '343.319', 'end': '352.120', 'text': "There's even more to [music].  So, what do you think about that?"}, {'start': '345.370', 'end': '355.120', 'text': "[Music] There's"}, {'start': '352.120', 'end': '355.120', 'text': "no way they'll find out.  Yay.  I've said it many times before, but she's a maiden.  Also, I carry around several pairs of underwear in my bag so that no one notices."}, {'start': '361.880', 'end': '364.940', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '368.120', 'end': '378.720', 'text': "If it piques your interest, I'll just come back.  I was"}, {'start': '373.039', 'end': '384.000', 'text': "quite relieved to hear that.  That's good.  The"}, {'start': '378.720', 'end': '389.759', 'text': 'guys around me agree.  If you have lived your life without being exposed to such harsh lessons and'}, {'start': '384.000', 'end': '393.680', 'text': 'have dealt with it in this way, then there is no'}, {'start': '389.759', 'end': '396.840', 'text': "need to accept this.  That's"}, {'start': '393.680', 'end': '396.840', 'text': 'right.   It'}, {'start': '405.080', 'end': '406.360', 'text': "'s not going to smell fresh.  In the first place, we can only stop people from raising their hands for"}, {'start': '406.080', 'end': '408.150', 'text': 'an'}, {'start': '406.360', 'end': '420.130', 'text': "hour.  Well, to begin with, Marcare isn't something you should use on girls.  That's right.  There were quite a few Shimaru, so I think he listened to it quite a bit."}, {'start': '408.150', 'end': '420.130', 'text': '[MUSIC]'}, {'start': '424.360', 'end': '432.240', 'text': "Check it out.  If it's closed it won't affect transmission"}, {'start': '432.960', 'end': '444.240', 'text': ".  Please always bring plenty with you.  That's it"}, {'start': '439.479', 'end': '448.520', 'text': ".  No, that's not the case.   I did"}, {'start': '444.240', 'end': '454.800', 'text': "n't do this because I wanted to"}, {'start': '448.520', 'end': '454.800', 'text': ".  No, that's an absolute lie.   I'm sure you were looking"}, {'start': '466.720', 'end': '468.840', 'text': "forward to [music] this time too.  Then why?  Normally I wouldn't do something like this.  It's not something you can think of.  Oh, I'll say that."}, {'start': '468.840', 'end': '471.840', 'text': "There's something really desperate about this.  That might be true.  Monotone reading."}, {'start': '472.170', 'end': '475.689', 'text': "[Music] That's"}, {'start': '476.680', 'end': '480.879', 'text': 'right.'}, {'start': '477.879', 'end': '480.879', 'text': "No one will listen to Y's serious concerns."}, {'start': '481.010', 'end': '485.720', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '482.720', 'end': '485.720', 'text': "What are we going to do?  You brought it with you.  I'd like to hear what he has to say."}, {'start': '491.520', 'end': '494.520', 'text': "Yay.  I didn't have a boyfriend until recently.  The so-called age is equal to the number of years you've been without a boyfriend.  Although it's pretty cute.  Don't go as far as to say you're the one who's cute."}, {'start': '495.220', 'end': '506.399', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '513.360', 'end': '524.320', 'text': "Shiena.  Master can say anything he wants.  There aren't"}, {'start': '519.519', 'end': '530.959', 'text': 'that many cute ones there.'}, {'start': '524.320', 'end': '535.120', 'text': "However, a colleague at work confessed his feelings to me last month.  He's"}, {'start': '530.959', 'end': '539.760', 'text': 'really handsome.  Yay.  I'}, {'start': '535.120', 'end': '541.550', 'text': 'started dating him in a happy mood.   He'}, {'start': '539.760', 'end': '560.340', 'text': 'totally messed it up.  Is there anyone who would fall in love with this underling?  But the other day I played First Mars with him.  So, naturally, the next step would be to go further.  When I thought about it, I really had to do something about the smell of the leftover baby.'}, {'start': '541.550', 'end': '560.340', 'text': "[Music] I'm sure you"}, {'start': '566.279', 'end': '576.480', 'text': "can understand how earnest I feel.   I'm"}, {'start': '571.560', 'end': '581.240', 'text': 'talking about something much more difficult.  After all, what I did was take'}, {'start': '576.480', 'end': '586.880', 'text': 'care of myself.'}, {'start': '581.240', 'end': '592.399', 'text': 'What if I just ran into him as I was?'}, {'start': '586.880', 'end': '597.560', 'text': 'No way.  Oh, I said it.'}, {'start': '592.399', 'end': '602.040', 'text': "Isn't it because it's dirty?  Don't you know?  is.  Well, I"}, {'start': '597.560', 'end': '605.480', 'text': 'put it all in at once for a different purpose,'}, {'start': '602.040', 'end': '610.160', 'text': "so I guess that's fine."}, {'start': '605.480', 'end': '615.120', 'text': "Even if you go through all that logical reasoning, you can still intuitively see that it's no good"}, {'start': '610.160', 'end': '621.760', 'text': '.  Anyway, this is not something that should be received'}, {'start': '615.120', 'end': '627.279', 'text': ".  There's no other way, so give up."}, {'start': '621.760', 'end': '631.839', 'text': "But he's still listening and listening to Y-soo,"}, {'start': '627.279', 'end': '637.279', 'text': "so wouldn't it be better if he increased the amount of time he was immersed in it"}, {'start': '631.839', 'end': '641.519', 'text': '? What would that accomplish? And there'}, {'start': '637.279', 'end': '647.160', 'text': "'s no way he's being serious."}, {'start': '641.519', 'end': '652.240', 'text': "That's it.  It's a surefire catch.  If it weren't for fishing, I would have"}, {'start': '647.160', 'end': '657.720', 'text': 'gone with him right away.'}, {'start': '652.240', 'end': '663.519', 'text': 'Can a doctor cure it? Of course it can.  Then'}, {'start': '657.720', 'end': '668.160', 'text': "why don't you go to the doctor? Actually, you"}, {'start': '663.519', 'end': '672.519', 'text': "have another date this Saturday.  That's why I"}, {'start': '668.160', 'end': '677.399', 'text': "can't afford to go to the doctor anymore.  Parking"}, {'start': '672.519', 'end': '681.600', 'text': 'But if you get treatment, you can get it done quickly.'}, {'start': '677.399', 'end': '684.600', 'text': 'Apparently there are same-day options for surgery.  battery.'}, {'start': '681.600', 'end': '684.600', 'text': "Don't mess around.  Try googling it.  I know what everyone is saying is correct."}, {'start': '685.930', 'end': '698.279', 'text': '[MUSIC]'}, {'start': '695.279', 'end': '698.279', 'text': "Yay.  The hem may not be what I'm feeling.  Besides, it's not like we're all trying to deceive me.  But I believe in the effectiveness of Wobblemal Care."}, {'start': '698.970', 'end': '707.570', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '708.839', 'end': '715.360', 'text': "So even the smell of garlic or natto makes you feel refreshed.  I'm sure I can do something about the smell of alcohol."}, {'start': '711.100', 'end': '715.360', 'text': '[MUSIC]'}, {'start': '718.390', 'end': '721.480', 'text': '[MUSIC]'}, {'start': '722.000', 'end': '725.000', 'text': "No good.  This guy is so stupid.  I can't get past that.  I'm really looking forward to seeing my boyfriend's reaction when I give him some Marcare."}, {'start': '726.020', 'end': '729.100', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '732.780', 'end': '736.580', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '737.720', 'end': '751.519', 'text': "That seems expensive.  No, that's not it"}, {'start': '744.240', 'end': '751.519', 'text': ".  So yeah.  No, he's"}, {'start': '751.760', 'end': '765.040', 'text': 'right.  Ichi will forever be remembered as the woman who inspired her boyfriend with this scent'}, {'start': '757.760', 'end': '765.040', 'text': '.   There was'}, {'start': '766.639', 'end': '777.399', 'text': 'no reaction from the person who was there so he ran away.  No, I'}, {'start': '772.720', 'end': '779.600', 'text': 'saw you go into Boleta once more.'}, {'start': '777.399', 'end': '783.519', 'text': 'What is a boleta?  The'}, {'start': '779.600', 'end': '789.600', 'text': 'role of care.'}, {'start': '783.519', 'end': '793.680', 'text': "Don't just make something like that.  No, it was a good exercise"}, {'start': '789.600', 'end': '798.760', 'text': ".  There's no way that Marc Care can do anything about this"}, {'start': '793.680', 'end': '803.519', 'text': '.  Next up is the story'}, {'start': '798.760', 'end': '809.760', 'text': "of Matchi adding Permalt to his perfume in an attempt to somehow get rid of Amaru's smell"}, {'start': '803.519', 'end': '815.199', 'text': ".  I put Pamaltz in my perfume to cover up the thinking woman's extremely smelly smell, but"}, {'start': '815.199', 'end': '822.360', 'text': "the smell just won't go away.  I wonder how many times it won't disappear"}, {'start': '819.920', 'end': '830.160', 'text': '.   The'}, {'start': '822.360', 'end': '836.680', 'text': "old habit of expressing one's bad mood is through the mouth.  What are you thinking?  Apparently the"}, {'start': '830.160', 'end': '842.920', 'text': "smell of his socks is intense.  I just don't understand here"}, {'start': '836.680', 'end': '845.240', 'text': '.  Oh, this is the pregnant one.  What'}, {'start': '842.920', 'end': '849.320', 'text': 'were we talking about'}, {'start': '845.240', 'end': '852.320', 'text': '? It smells bad.   I do'}, {'start': '849.320', 'end': '852.320', 'text': "n't think anyone would say that."}, {'start': '854.920', 'end': '859.120', 'text': "Yes, that's true."}, {'start': '856.120', 'end': '859.120', 'text': 'I have a problem with the smell before and after the Y.  TEARS'}, {'start': '860.490', 'end': '864.720', 'text': '[MUSIC] You'}, {'start': '861.720', 'end': '864.720', 'text': 'got it right.  I mean, whoever has it in the back stinks.  So the last one is a woman? That woman has a weird voice again.'}, {'start': '871.630', 'end': '874.690', 'text': '[Music] I'}, {'start': '877.199', 'end': '889.199', 'text': "mean, please don't laugh, it's"}, {'start': '882.480', 'end': '895.240', 'text': "so bothersome, it's so serious I could cry"}, {'start': '889.199', 'end': '900.759', 'text': ".  It's a human rights issue.  This has to be debated in parliament"}, {'start': '895.240', 'end': '904.360', 'text': ".  Actually, it's only 6 years old today, so it"}, {'start': '900.759', 'end': '907.360', 'text': "'s not that serious."}, {'start': '904.360', 'end': '907.360', 'text': "No, no, that's all it takes for me.  It might be available for streaming.  Don't you guys feel like listening to a little bit of consensus? Of course not."}, {'start': '912.460', 'end': '915.690', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '925.199', 'end': '935.079', 'text': 'Y is prepared to be ridiculed, but he'}, {'start': '930.440', 'end': '940.399', 'text': 'still has to do something about it because it affects his life'}, {'start': '935.079', 'end': '948.040', 'text': ".  I'm a single mother so this is serious for me"}, {'start': '940.399', 'end': '951.240', 'text': '.  It was just a bit serious but it'}, {'start': '951.240', 'end': '963.519', 'text': 'seems to have passed.  No, I got it.  This is'}, {'start': '957.959', 'end': '968.319', 'text': "probably because she can't make money using her trump card as a woman.  What kind of"}, {'start': '963.519', 'end': '973.600', 'text': 'plausible story are you talking about?'}, {'start': '968.319', 'end': '979.120', 'text': "So that's actually what it is.  Just"}, {'start': '973.600', 'end': '984.399', 'text': 'decide for yourself.  I am working properly at the moment'}, {'start': '979.120', 'end': '989.399', 'text': ".  Well, it's true that"}, {'start': '984.399', 'end': '994.120', 'text': 'there was a time when I seriously considered doing Fumar Castle, but'}, {'start': '989.399', 'end': '999.680', 'text': "now I've managed to get it done, so I don't feel like doing it anymore"}, {'start': '994.120', 'end': '1004.920', 'text': '.  By the way,'}, {'start': '999.680', 'end': '1010.399', 'text': "can you tell me about the relationship between single mothers and Americainois?  But you're"}, {'start': '1004.920', 'end': '1016.399', 'text': "saying weird things and you've forgotten the important part."}, {'start': '1010.399', 'end': '1022.199', 'text': 'Actually, Y has one daughter who is currently'}, {'start': '1016.399', 'end': '1028.600', 'text': 'attending kindergarten.  I would do anything for my daughter'}, {'start': '1022.199', 'end': '1032.039', 'text': ".  That's why I always show up to kindergarten events"}, {'start': '1028.600', 'end': '1035.039', 'text': ".   He's"}, {'start': '1032.039', 'end': '1035.039', 'text': "talking, but he's still talking too much that I don't understand.  Well, I guess I'll just have to listen a bit more."}, {'start': '1040.460', 'end': '1046.290', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1045.280', 'end': '1058.319', 'text': "So, we have a sports day coming up.  Even though there will be a lot of unpunished cases, I still intend to go and support my daughter.  But that's what woke Daimon up."}, {'start': '1046.290', 'end': '1058.319', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1062.120', 'end': '1071.880', 'text': "There's a line where the ladies can join in, but they have to stand on top of the line, and the rules dictate that women have to go on top, so...tears."}, {'start': '1063.230', 'end': '1071.880', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1074.960', 'end': '1077.960', 'text': "Finally, we're on the same page.  I see.  But it doesn't come.  It's something like this."}, {'start': '1079.150', 'end': '1083.759', 'text': '[Music] They'}, {'start': '1092.039', 'end': '1102.600', 'text': 'say that if you go above the Kiba Line, the people below will be able to smell you.  I see.'}, {'start': '1096.960', 'end': '1107.840', 'text': "Is that so?  That's what it is.  This is"}, {'start': '1102.600', 'end': '1113.480', 'text': 'serious.  If it were discovered, my daughter might suffer the consequences'}, {'start': '1107.840', 'end': '1119.120', 'text': '.  Also, if I change kindergarten, the'}, {'start': '1113.480', 'end': '1124.320', 'text': "price will go up.  It's efficient for now, so I"}, {'start': '1119.120', 'end': '1129.159', 'text': "definitely don't want to quit.  Why do they assume that it will be obvious"}, {'start': '1124.320', 'end': '1134.640', 'text': '? I guess it just shows how confident they are in their smell'}, {'start': '1129.159', 'end': '1137.440', 'text': '.  But like I said before,'}, {'start': '1134.640', 'end': '1139.919', 'text': "no matter what I do the smell won't go away"}, {'start': '1139.919', 'end': '1147.450', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '1142.720', 'end': '1155.200', 'text': 'Are you going to do it all at once?  H-how is that?'}, {'start': '1147.450', 'end': '1156.200', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1155.200', 'end': '1159.200', 'text': "Of course I've tried all sorts of things. Yesterday I"}, {'start': '1156.200', 'end': '1159.200', 'text': 'mixed 8 parts active perfume and 1 part water ghost and added some Paltz to it.'}, {'start': '1159.340', 'end': '1168.240', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1163.559', 'end': '1172.520', 'text': 'Even after it dries it still smells very strongly of perfume'}, {'start': '1168.240', 'end': '1176.720', 'text': 'so I thought it would be fine, but the perfume is so'}, {'start': '1176.720', 'end': '1184.799', 'text': "thick I don't know if the direction of the scent was correct or not, but"}, {'start': '1184.799', 'end': '1196.280', 'text': 'rather it was pointless, in fact'}, {'start': '1191.240', 'end': '1201.039', 'text': 'it was mixed with the sweet scent so the'}, {'start': '1196.280', 'end': '1205.200', 'text': 'smell stood out all the more.  When I let my daughter smell it she said it'}, {'start': '1201.039', 'end': '1211.270', 'text': 'smelled worse than usual'}, {'start': '1205.200', 'end': '1214.120', 'text': '. I guess my daughter got the blame.'}, {'start': '1211.270', 'end': '1218.600', 'text': "[MUSIC] It's"}, {'start': '1214.120', 'end': '1218.600', 'text': 'automatic.   It'}, {'start': '1219.039', 'end': '1228.200', 'text': 'continued with death.'}, {'start': '1223.000', 'end': '1232.919', 'text': 'And perfume is a spontaneous thing.'}, {'start': '1228.200', 'end': '1237.600', 'text': 'So after a while the smell will'}, {'start': '1232.919', 'end': '1243.440', 'text': "disappear.  That's what it is."}, {'start': '1237.600', 'end': '1248.520', 'text': 'Why did I stay up so late?  I had no choice'}, {'start': '1243.440', 'end': '1252.480', 'text': 'but to consider condensation, but then I'}, {'start': '1248.520', 'end': '1255.480', 'text': 'would feel sorry for my daughter as she would be the only one without any support.'}, {'start': '1252.480', 'end': '1255.480', 'text': "Right.  It's certainly serious.  Don't suddenly act like you're serious.  That's really interesting."}, {'start': '1256.600', 'end': '1264.890', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1268.799', 'end': '1272.859', 'text': 'Is there any way to do that? I smell that.  Yes, there is.'}, {'start': '1269.800', 'end': '1272.859', 'text': "[Music] Apparently that's what they've been doing"}, {'start': '1282.600', 'end': '1295.360', 'text': 'lately.  Apparently just one is enough'}, {'start': '1288.520', 'end': '1299.559', 'text': ".  No, it's a back and forth thing, so the book"}, {'start': '1295.360', 'end': '1301.840', 'text': "doesn't really care about that.  No, it doesn't matter"}, {'start': '1299.559', 'end': '1307.000', 'text': '.  Y is also doing a'}, {'start': '1301.840', 'end': '1311.600', 'text': "lot of things.  But they're all quite expensive"}, {'start': '1307.000', 'end': '1314.880', 'text': ".  Yay.  I don't have the money to pay that"}, {'start': '1311.600', 'end': '1321.000', 'text': ".  That's why you"}, {'start': '1314.880', 'end': '1325.960', 'text': 'said, "Oh, that\'s right."  In the first'}, {'start': '1321.000', 'end': '1330.840', 'text': 'place, why did I notice how bad the smell was'}, {'start': '1325.960', 'end': '1337.760', 'text': "?  In many cases, people think this is normal but don't realize it"}, {'start': '1330.840', 'end': '1342.640', 'text': ".  That was pointed out to me by the girl's father,"}, {'start': '1337.760', 'end': '1350.279', 'text': 'or rather, it was Y who found out about it.  What does this'}, {'start': '1342.640', 'end': '1355.720', 'text': "mean? Is the girl's father suspended?  Oh, no, it's"}, {'start': '1350.279', 'end': '1355.720', 'text': 'not a stop.  Well, we got'}, {'start': '1355.840', 'end': '1366.440', 'text': 'married soon after I started working, and we dated for a short period of time'}, {'start': '1361.320', 'end': '1372.799', 'text': '.  I was the first person to come to Y.'}, {'start': '1366.440', 'end': '1377.840', 'text': 'However, right after his first experience, his'}, {'start': '1372.799', 'end': '1381.520', 'text': 'behavior became strange.  So suddenly he'}, {'start': '1377.840', 'end': '1384.520', 'text': 'asked me to break up.'}, {'start': '1381.520', 'end': '1384.520', 'text': "Why? So you're just running away?"}, {'start': '1386.080', 'end': '1398.569', 'text': "No, I didn't just run away.  When she found out I was pregnant, she acknowledged it properly.  I also pay child support."}, {'start': '1389.080', 'end': '1398.569', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1399.840', 'end': '1408.799', 'text': "But he didn't give me any reason and just"}, {'start': '1404.679', 'end': '1412.200', 'text': 'said he wanted to break up, which really hurt me at the time. I actually'}, {'start': '1412.200', 'end': '1422.320', 'text': 'thought the reason we'}, {'start': '1416.880', 'end': '1426.799', 'text': 'broke up was because I smelled so bad, so I asked him about it after a while and he'}, {'start': '1422.320', 'end': '1429.799', 'text': 'finally came clean.'}, {'start': '1426.799', 'end': '1429.799', 'text': "Well, that's a bad story.  So, did you ever think about getting surgery or something to fix the smell and get back together?"}, {'start': '1440.130', 'end': '1443.179', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1444.159', 'end': '1447.690', 'text': "Yeah.  I hadn't thought of that either.  But as long as"}, {'start': '1445.159', 'end': '1456.360', 'text': "Y has a daughter, it's fine.  Besides, the guy is already rock hard."}, {'start': '1447.690', 'end': '1459.360', 'text': '[Music] I'}, {'start': '1456.360', 'end': '1459.360', 'text': "guess he didn't come because it would be too early to come if he was dead.  There's no guarantee they'll pay."}, {'start': '1470.240', 'end': '1475.360', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1474.360', 'end': '1477.010', 'text': "What's going on?  Maybe they'll even pay for it.  But I have"}, {'start': '1475.360', 'end': '1479.320', 'text': 'no intention of doing Y.'}, {'start': '1477.010', 'end': '1484.760', 'text': "[Music] I've"}, {'start': '1479.320', 'end': '1490.919', 'text': 'decided to raise my daughter well with the help of Y1'}, {'start': '1484.760', 'end': '1496.840', 'text': ".  To be honest, I didn't think it was such a serious story"}, {'start': '1490.919', 'end': '1501.640', 'text': ".  There's nothing I can do about it.  I'll"}, {'start': '1496.840', 'end': '1504.159', 'text': 'show you the fence.  fence.  Is there such a thing?'}, {'start': '1501.640', 'end': '1507.159', 'text': 'Yes there is.   It'}, {'start': '1504.159', 'end': '1507.159', 'text': "won't eliminate the smell, but it'll be fine as long as the guys with the fangs don't notice it.  Really? He went there and started sleeping with her for money.  That's why it's not served."}, {'start': '1513.610', 'end': '1516.680', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1522.810', 'end': '1526.290', 'text': "[Music] It's designed"}, {'start': '1528.720', 'end': '1531.720', 'text': 'to be rushed.'}, {'start': '1539.740', 'end': '1548.060', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1546.960', 'end': '1555.619', 'text': "That's really all you need.  There's no other option but to rely on it.  it's okay."}, {'start': '1548.060', 'end': '1555.619', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1558.720', 'end': '1561.720', 'text': "If you come, I'll give you the right answer.  That's right.  But I'm glad that it seems like things will work out somehow for now.  Chi"}, {'start': '1566.100', 'end': '1571.210', 'text': '[music]'}, {'start': '1576.919', 'end': '1581.760', 'text': "Wai.  I'm so moved now that I'm in tears."}, {'start': '1578.500', 'end': '1587.840', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1581.760', 'end': '1593.279', 'text': "But I want to try it right away, so I'm going to give it a go."}, {'start': '1587.840', 'end': '1598.159', 'text': 'Thank you so much for letting me know.  Yeah.'}, {'start': '1593.279', 'end': '1602.159', 'text': 'Everybody wants to support Ichi.  Next up'}, {'start': '1602.159', 'end': '1611.440', 'text': 'is a story about a coincidence where something terrible happens when FumaSuku is put into Amaruko.'}, {'start': '1607.159', 'end': '1617.200', 'text': 'Oh, I put a FumaSuku on a girl I was genuinely interested in,'}, {'start': '1611.440', 'end': '1621.480', 'text': "but in the end, she didn't listen to me. I just"}, {'start': '1617.200', 'end': '1627.360', 'text': 'tried being flirtatious with a girl like that,'}, {'start': '1621.480', 'end': '1634.000', 'text': 'but I think you should keep that kind of thing just for your own'}, {'start': '1627.360', 'end': '1634.000', 'text': 'little fun.'}, {'start': '1639.039', 'end': '1649.159', 'text': "I feel like there are a lot of people who go out of their way to do that and grin.  That's what I think all at once"}, {'start': '1644.600', 'end': '1655.919', 'text': '.  No way'}, {'start': '1649.159', 'end': '1659.960', 'text': "!  That's not the case.  I wonder."}, {'start': '1655.919', 'end': '1668.600', 'text': "I've seen something similar to that."}, {'start': '1659.960', 'end': '1673.159', 'text': "Is that so?  I'm the one who is happily lured in by the idea of \u200b\u200b``How is it now?''"}, {'start': '1668.600', 'end': '1678.159', 'text': 'Yeah.  It was a refreshing'}, {'start': '1673.159', 'end': '1680.960', 'text': 'and relaxing experience, so it might have been good'}, {'start': '1678.159', 'end': '1686.320', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '1680.960', 'end': '1692.519', 'text': "No good.  Ah, but maybe I'm asking too much"}, {'start': '1686.320', 'end': '1692.519', 'text': '.  It might hurt a little.   It was'}, {'start': '1693.200', 'end': '1697.309', 'text': "broken.  Because that's what was written on the internet.  No, that's not right.  It was written on the back.  That's right.  I know that."}, {'start': '1694.240', 'end': '1697.309', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1699.320', 'end': '1702.420', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1708.870', 'end': '1711.910', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1715.559', 'end': '1723.039', 'text': 'Oh, was it like that? I think Y saw it before'}, {'start': '1723.039', 'end': '1736.399', 'text': '.  Check it out.  Check it before you run it'}, {'start': '1730.279', 'end': '1742.000', 'text': '.  I saw it and it was definitely behind me.'}, {'start': '1736.399', 'end': '1747.840', 'text': 'Look, look.  I did it.  I see.  But this is a bit'}, {'start': '1742.000', 'end': '1752.919', 'text': 'tough.  Actually, I got the back and the front mixed up and it'}, {'start': '1747.840', 'end': '1758.039', 'text': 'hurts a lot.  Yeah.  No, that ca'}, {'start': '1752.919', 'end': '1763.480', 'text': "n't be the case.  That's right."}, {'start': '1758.039', 'end': '1768.519', 'text': "We're both in the same age range.  But this might be a bit dangerous"}, {'start': '1763.480', 'end': '1774.679', 'text': ".  I seriously can't stand it."}, {'start': '1768.519', 'end': '1779.679', 'text': "Is that really worrying?  That's weird.   It"}, {'start': '1774.679', 'end': '1781.279', 'text': "shouldn't hurt that much.  That's right.   It"}, {'start': '1788.080', 'end': '1799.760', 'text': 'would hurt if it got into me.  It was outside so it became like that'}, {'start': '1794.279', 'end': '1805.960', 'text': '.  Actually, it would be bothersome if you guys were doing something like that'}, {'start': '1799.760', 'end': '1811.559', 'text': '.  No way.  The human body is'}, {'start': '1805.960', 'end': '1815.640', 'text': 'surprisingly strong.  No, if the original one was'}, {'start': '1811.559', 'end': '1820.200', 'text': "done it would be bad.  That's"}, {'start': '1815.640', 'end': '1824.600', 'text': 'probably a dangerous one to begin with.  But'}, {'start': '1820.200', 'end': '1828.840', 'text': 'why do you want a match so badly? Maybe you did something weird'}, {'start': '1824.600', 'end': '1832.360', 'text': ".  It's a strange thing to do, but I"}, {'start': '1828.840', 'end': '1837.000', 'text': 'wanted to get a lot better so I'}, {'start': '1832.360', 'end': '1841.200', 'text': 'rolled up a little.  Hmm.'}, {'start': '1837.000', 'end': '1848.720', 'text': 'Just how much?'}, {'start': '1841.200', 'end': '1853.440', 'text': "Isn't it too much to want to get a lot better?"}, {'start': '1848.720', 'end': '1858.880', 'text': "Of course every case is I.  I've never heard of one that comes out that much"}, {'start': '1853.440', 'end': '1862.960', 'text': ".  I can't stand it anymore.   It's"}, {'start': '1858.880', 'end': '1867.360', 'text': "bubbling away, but the pain still doesn't go away"}, {'start': '1862.960', 'end': '1874.840', 'text': ".  I'm just gonna go rinse it off in the shower"}, {'start': '1867.360', 'end': '1878.440', 'text': ".  No, I'm not the first one.  Hey,"}, {'start': '1874.840', 'end': '1884.840', 'text': 'if you do that'}, {'start': '1878.440', 'end': '1891.880', 'text': ", at least respond if you're reading it.  No, this feeling is"}, {'start': '1884.840', 'end': '1898.320', 'text': 'immediately relatable.  Yeah.'}, {'start': '1891.880', 'end': '1902.720', 'text': "Oichi is back.  Something that can't even be spoken out loud."}, {'start': '1925.639', 'end': '1931.039', 'text': "He's been through a terrible experience, the pain is so severe that it's only natural that he cried after a while, but he still went all out, it's just not good, there's no medicine for it so it can't be helped, he's regretted it now, he's just going to keep on going, there aren't any of those around me,"}, {'start': '1928.039', 'end': '1931.039', 'text': "he's a really terrible guy.  But I guess it's okay since I've reflected on it that much."}, {'start': '1936.920', 'end': '1940.160', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1943.420', 'end': '1946.279', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1945.279', 'end': '1946.519', 'text': "No, I have reflected on it extremely deeply.  So next time I'll"}, {'start': '1946.519', 'end': '1951.659', 'text': 'make sure to only have one in the back.  This is not the case at all, the contradictions are completely different.'}, {'start': '1948.630', 'end': '1951.659', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1954.580', 'end': '1962.140', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1962.159', 'end': '1965.159', 'text': "Let's do it.  Then I'll probably do it."}, {'start': '1966.110', 'end': '1969.740', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1968.240', 'end': '1972.819', 'text': "Oh no.  I have a very honest personality so I always do what I'm told.  Thanks for teaching me the proper way to do it.  I'm going to the convenience store now so I'm going to drop off."}, {'start': '1969.740', 'end': '1972.819', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1976.920', 'end': '1984.500', 'text': "[Music] Let's"}, {'start': '1987.760', 'end': '1995.679', 'text': 'shoot, everyone'}, {'start': '1989.760', 'end': '2001.399', 'text': ".  I bet he's planning to make this at a convenience store too"}, {'start': '1995.679', 'end': '2003.399', 'text': ".  No good.  There's seriously no medicine to apply.  That's"}, {'start': '2003.399', 'end': '2013.600', 'text': "it.  No, I can't go out with you anymore."}, {'start': '2009.760', 'end': '2018.240', 'text': "That's all for this time."}, {'start': '2013.600', 'end': '2022.519', 'text': 'Thank you for watching.  We'}, {'start': '2018.240', 'end': '2026.880', 'text': 'will continue to introduce interesting content, so'}, {'start': '2022.519', 'end': '2026.880', 'text': 'please subscribe to our channel.'}]