Surviving 24 Hours in the Desert With Only Beef Jerky
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[{'start': '3.503', 'end': '6.206', 'text': "It's all I got to eat."}, {'start': '6.206', 'end': '8.174', 'text': "not really my favorite, It's not enough."}, {'start': '8.174', 'end': '11.444', 'text': 'Windaayyy I do not feel the best.'}, {'start': '13.880', 'end': '15.715', 'text': 'Nick forgot his sleeping pad.'}, {'start': '15.715', 'end': '17.584', 'text': 'We have beef jerky.'}, {'start': '17.584', 'end': '20.587', 'text': 'We have lots of Beef jerky you’re\never thinking about doing it?'}, {'start': '20.687', 'end': '23.656', 'text': "Don't."}, {'start': '31.564', 'end': '32.966', 'text': 'Welcome to another video.'}, {'start': '32.966', 'end': '35.001', 'text': 'We find ourselves in the desert again.'}, {'start': '35.001', 'end': '39.606', 'text': 'We will be spending the next 24 hours\nsurviving in the desert on only.'}, {'start': '39.773', 'end': '42.776', 'text': 'Beef jerky.'}, {'start': '43.543', 'end': '47.113', 'text': 'What happens to the body\nwhen it survives on 24 hours of beef?'}, {'start': '47.280', 'end': '50.283', 'text': 'Find out.'}, {'start': '55.088', 'end': '56.523', 'text': 'I want to go up there.'}, {'start': '56.523', 'end': '59.492', 'text': 'Lead the way, my friend.'}, {'start': '61.961', 'end': '62.662', 'text': 'Stay on the road.'}, {'start': '62.662', 'end': '63.963', 'text': 'Noah stay on the road.'}, {'start': '63.963', 'end': '66.966', 'text': "I'm trying."}, {'start': '68.535', 'end': '71.538', 'text': 'Oh, poor bikes'}, {'start': '71.771', 'end': '72.305', 'text': 'my third?'}, {'start': '72.305', 'end': '73.873', 'text': 'Was not doing it.'}, {'start': '73.873', 'end': '74.474', 'text': 'My neither.'}, {'start': '74.474', 'end': '77.477', 'text': "And second, you're just like. Waaahh"}, {'start': '77.944', 'end': '79.879', 'text': 'Hehe back on the road.'}, {'start': '79.879', 'end': '81.514', 'text': 'That is something I do\nremember about the sand.'}, {'start': '81.514', 'end': '84.184', 'text': 'If it makes you giggle a lot. Yeah.'}, {'start': '85.885', 'end': '86.653', 'text': 'Laughs.'}, {'start': '86.653', 'end': '89.656', 'text': "Laughter. I don't know where we go."}, {'start': '89.689', 'end': '91.091', 'text': "Where's the road? Where is the trail?"}, {'start': '91.091', 'end': '94.594', 'text': 'I say, are you driving the bike\nor is the desert telling it where to go?'}, {'start': '94.727', 'end': '97.730', 'text': "It's the sand."}, {'start': '128.294', 'end': '130.930', 'text': "I'm trying to match your rhythm."}, {'start': '130.930', 'end': '133.933', 'text': "There's not really much rhythm."}, {'start': '143.176', 'end': '145.945', 'text': "we're in the middle of the desert."}, {'start': '145.945', 'end': '148.948', 'text': 'Beyond these hills'}, {'start': '149.449', 'end': '152.452', 'text': 'Through the sandy desert up\nand around the mountain'}, {'start': '152.752', 'end': '155.755', 'text': 'and well be pretty cozy'}, {'start': '171.571', 'end': '173.673', 'text': "Let's stop in for a little snack."}, {'start': '173.673', 'end': '176.676', 'text': "It's lunchtime."}, {'start': '176.809', 'end': '178.778', 'text': 'Well, yummy'}, {'start': '178.778', 'end': '181.548', 'text': 'You have so muchjerky in your helmet.'}, {'start': '181.548', 'end': '184.484', 'text': 'Woah.'}, {'start': '184.484', 'end': '185.785', 'text': 'Canyon.'}, {'start': '185.785', 'end': '188.788', 'text': "Don't want to follow in that one."}, {'start': '195.728', 'end': '197.530', 'text': 'How are we gonna cross this one?'}, {'start': '197.530', 'end': '200.967', 'text': 'some sort of cliffy\ncanyone stands in our way.'}, {'start': '201.267', 'end': '203.803', 'text': 'Maybe able to get down here.'}, {'start': '203.803', 'end': '205.872', 'text': "If I'm wrong, it's going to be very\nhard to get back up, though."}, {'start': '207.040', 'end': '209.475', 'text': "I'm following your track"}, {'start': '209.475', 'end': '212.478', 'text': "Oh, we've crossed one gully."}, {'start': '220.820', 'end': '225.625', 'text': 'Oh! There we are!'}, {'start': '229.963', 'end': '231.364', 'text': 'Yeah.'}, {'start': '231.364', 'end': '233.333', 'text': 'We have beef jerky.'}, {'start': '233.333', 'end': '236.336', 'text': 'We have lots of Beef jerky'}, {'start': '238.238', 'end': '240.173', 'text': 'Look at how yellow those teeth are!'}, {'start': '240.173', 'end': '243.176', 'text': 'I’ll whiten them in photoshop'}, {'start': '251.451', 'end': '253.019', 'text': "It's getting dark out."}, {'start': '253.019', 'end': '254.621', 'text': 'The sun has gone down.'}, {'start': '254.621', 'end': '256.789', 'text': "We're going to go ahead and."}, {'start': '256.789', 'end': '259.792', 'text': 'go set up camp. yup'}, {'start': '265.665', 'end': '268.034', 'text': 'Oh, I like that.'}, {'start': '268.034', 'end': '271.037', 'text': "It's pretty cool."}, {'start': '271.571', 'end': '274.574', 'text': 'We’re in the mine.'}, {'start': '274.974', 'end': '277.543', 'text': "Well, this spot's looking pretty good."}, {'start': '277.543', 'end': '280.880', 'text': 'We got a nice soft surface\nto sleep on tonight.'}, {'start': '281.114', 'end': '284.284', 'text': "Because, you know,\nI didn't bring a sleeping pad."}, {'start': '288.588', 'end': '292.125', 'text': 'And a good spot for our chairs were gonna\nhave a nice little fire in here.'}, {'start': '292.392', 'end': '295.395', 'text': 'Well, blocked by the wind,'}, {'start': '295.428', 'end': '298.431', 'text': 'Have a nice warm beef jerky dinner.'}, {'start': '302.669', 'end': '306.839', 'text': "And we've got the camp set up\nand it's time for a little dinner."}, {'start': '307.874', 'end': '310.877', 'text': "Tonight we're dining on original."}, {'start': '311.277', 'end': '313.379', 'text': 'ASMR Nick and Noah'}, {'start': '313.379', 'end': '316.349', 'text': 'snapping sticks and breathing.'}, {'start': '340.206', 'end': '343.209', 'text': 'I used mud chips.'}, {'start': '365.665', 'end': '368.668', 'text': 'Yes. We are all ready for bed?'}, {'start': '369.168', 'end': '370.937', 'text': 'We have our cocoons.'}, {'start': '370.937', 'end': '373.940', 'text': 'the rainfly up so that we could see'}, {'start': '375.308', 'end': '378.311', 'text': 'the moon and enjoy the nice bright'}, {'start': '378.311', 'end': '381.314', 'text': 'lights in the morning of the sunrise.'}, {'start': '382.281', 'end': '385.618', 'text': 'We had a nice dinner of, beef jerky.'}, {'start': '385.885', 'end': '388.888', 'text': 'We have the, Pepperd edition. Yes.'}, {'start': '389.088', 'end': '391.190', 'text': 'It was quite peppery.'}, {'start': '391.190', 'end': '393.092', 'text': 'Nick forgot his sleeping pad.'}, {'start': '393.092', 'end': '395.628', 'text': 'I always check the packing list.'}, {'start': '395.628', 'end': '397.330', 'text': 'And oh, we had a good fire.'}, {'start': '397.330', 'end': '399.866', 'text': "And we'll smell that fire\nfor a long while."}, {'start': '399.866', 'end': '402.869', 'text': 'Because the tents downwind to the fire.'}, {'start': '403.269', 'end': '405.471', 'text': 'It’s starting to smolder.'}, {'start': '405.471', 'end': '407.006', 'text': 'Definitly smoldering.'}, {'start': '407.006', 'end': '407.807', 'text': "yeah. That's all."}, {'start': '407.807', 'end': '409.942', 'text': "We'll see ya in the morning."}, {'start': '409.942', 'end': '412.945', 'text': 'See you in the morning.'}, {'start': '423.489', 'end': '425.224', 'text': 'Make sure you shake her out good.'}, {'start': '431.330', 'end': '433.232', 'text': 'Good morning.'}, {'start': '433.232', 'end': '435.334', 'text': 'Good morning'}, {'start': '435.334', 'end': '438.337', 'text': "we're packing up camp,\ngetting ready to hit the trail,"}, {'start': '439.405', 'end': '441.974', 'text': 'having a little bit of beef jerky.'}, {'start': '441.974', 'end': '445.278', 'text': "Now that we've had our breakfast,\nI feel more awake and alert."}, {'start': '446.145', 'end': '447.947', 'text': 'I can feel the ketones.'}, {'start': '447.947', 'end': '450.049', 'text': 'Oh, I feel like a headache coming up.'}, {'start': '450.049', 'end': '453.052', 'text': '*Australian Accent* We appear\nto have landed on a foreign planet.'}, {'start': '453.252', 'end': '454.754', 'text': 'With no signs of life.'}, {'start': '454.754', 'end': '458.558', 'text': "It does feel like you're traveling across\nsome sort of barren moonscape planet"}, {'start': '458.558', 'end': '460.960', 'text': "type thing.\nWe're headed in the right direction."}, {'start': '460.960', 'end': '464.397', 'text': 'Aim for that, where the mountain meets the\nthe ground over there.'}, {'start': '464.964', 'end': '465.832', 'text': 'One point in time.'}, {'start': '465.832', 'end': '468.034', 'text': 'This is all like an ocean. Probably.'}, {'start': '468.034', 'end': '471.003', 'text': "All under water\nThere's a bit of seaweeds around."}, {'start': '471.704', 'end': '474.907', 'text': "That's trippy on the eyes\nyeah, that is super"}, {'start': '474.907', 'end': '478.044', 'text': 'trippy on the eyes\nI like riding the crunchy coleslaw.'}, {'start': '478.811', 'end': '480.813', 'text': 'just kind of picking our way through some.'}, {'start': '480.813', 'end': '483.816', 'text': 'We got some seagrass here. Oh. Desert\nshrew.'}, {'start': '483.950', 'end': '485.485', 'text': 'A desert shrew.'}, {'start': '485.485', 'end': '486.252', 'text': 'He ran back to his.'}, {'start': '486.252', 'end': '488.120', 'text': "Oh i'm not looking where I'm going."}, {'start': '488.120', 'end': '490.723', 'text': 'Ran back to his shrew hole. What was it?'}, {'start': '490.723', 'end': '493.759', 'text': 'It was like a little,\nlike one of those desert mouses'}, {'start': '494.026', 'end': '496.829', 'text': 'that a rat or a lizard or a bird?'}, {'start': '496.829', 'end': '497.797', 'text': 'Like a rat.'}, {'start': '497.797', 'end': '500.166', 'text': 'But they live all the way out here\nWonder what they eat.'}, {'start': '500.166', 'end': '502.869', 'text': 'Anything. Plants Crickets, Bugs?'}, {'start': '502.869', 'end': '505.004', 'text': 'Yeah. other shrews.'}, {'start': '505.004', 'end': '505.171', 'text': 'Yeah.'}, {'start': '505.171', 'end': '507.874', 'text': "Imagine\nyou're the first people to colonize Mars."}, {'start': '508.875', 'end': '509.742', 'text': 'And you just got a dirt'}, {'start': '509.742', 'end': '512.745', 'text': 'bike Have you ever been,'}, {'start': '512.845', 'end': '515.848', 'text': 'roosted with pee before?'}, {'start': '520.620', 'end': '521.921', 'text': 'But with pee.'}, {'start': '521.921', 'end': '524.223', 'text': 'I do not feel the best.'}, {'start': '524.223', 'end': '524.624', 'text': 'Yeah.'}, {'start': '524.624', 'end': '527.627', 'text': 'Me neither.'}, {'start': '528.628', 'end': '532.532', 'text': 'Oh. Windaayyy ha ha!'}, {'start': '536.335', 'end': '538.604', 'text': 'Look at that.'}, {'start': '538.604', 'end': '541.607', 'text': 'My lucky water bottle will never leave me.'}, {'start': '542.675', 'end': '545.678', 'text': 'Yeah.'}, {'start': '547.280', 'end': '549.582', 'text': "Well, we don't have any objective anymore."}, {'start': '549.582', 'end': '551.784', 'text': 'You want some beef jerky?'}, {'start': '551.784', 'end': '554.754', 'text': "Yeah, I guess it's more beef jerky."}, {'start': '554.754', 'end': '557.757', 'text': "Oh. Oh, I'm just getting really tired."}, {'start': '558.057', 'end': '558.925', 'text': "We've been riding."}, {'start': '558.925', 'end': '562.662', 'text': 'Beef jerky is not great to be eating.'}, {'start': '563.529', 'end': '564.463', 'text': "It's not enough."}, {'start': '564.463', 'end': '566.198', 'text': 'My blood sugar is a little low.'}, {'start': '566.198', 'end': '568.200', 'text': "Nick doesn't like the sweet baby\nRay's either."}, {'start': '568.200', 'end': '570.870', 'text': 'not really my favorite,'}, {'start': '570.870', 'end': '572.805', 'text': 'but you know what?'}, {'start': '572.805', 'end': '574.173', 'text': 'all I got to eat.'}, {'start': '574.173', 'end': '578.177', 'text': 'Tastes kind of like the little shrimps\nthat you have eaten at a party.'}, {'start': '578.177', 'end': '580.112', 'text': 'What this beef jerky tastes like.'}, {'start': '580.112', 'end': '584.250', 'text': 'It has been 24 hours\nand nothing but beef jerky.'}, {'start': '584.984', 'end': '585.585', 'text': 'Indeed.'}, {'start': '585.585', 'end': '589.422', 'text': "If you're also going camping,\nbring a Bring a sleeping pad."}, {'start': '589.422', 'end': '591.791', 'text': 'I was expecting it to sleep on sand.'}, {'start': '593.960', 'end': '596.963', 'text': 'No, I just had a terrible night sleep.'}, {'start': '596.996', 'end': '599.999', 'text': "so we're just gonna ride a few handful\nmore miles and,"}, {'start': '600.166', 'end': '602.635', 'text': "If you’re ever thinking about doing it?\nDon't."}, {'start': '602.635', 'end': '603.336', 'text': "that's it."}, {'start': '603.336', 'end': '605.004', 'text': 'We made it back.'}, {'start': '605.004', 'end': '606.472', 'text': "We've stopped at the gas station."}, {'start': '606.472', 'end': '609.475', 'text': "We've got ourselves\nsome snacks that are not beef jerky."}, {'start': '609.575', 'end': '611.377', 'text': 'Get some energy.'}, {'start': '611.377', 'end': '614.246', 'text': 'some sugar and some goodies.'}, {'start': '614.246', 'end': '615.948', 'text': "And we'll see you all in the next one."}]