猫：你这样显得我有点呆
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[{'start': '0.000', 'end': '1.025', 'text': 'Hey,'}, {'start': '1.025', 'end': '2.300', 'text': "the sun is shining, it's a"}, {'start': '2.300', 'end': '4.540', 'text': 'good time to go out and find food.'}, {'start': '4.540', 'end': '6.500', 'text': 'The breeze is not dry,'}, {'start': '6.500', 'end': '8.868', 'text': "and it's a good climate to sleep after eating. Hehe,"}, {'start': '9.380', 'end': '10.660', 'text': "lunch is settled. Take a look, it's more convenient to"}, {'start': '13.258', 'end': '14.700', 'text': 'live in the sewer, so you can'}, {'start': '17.950', 'end': '19.050', 'text': "have food when you go out. Alas, it's a bit cold. I always feel a chill on my back. Never mind, let's talk about it after I'm full."}, {'start': '19.050', 'end': '19.875', 'text': 'Right now,'}, {'start': '19.875', 'end': '20.750', 'text': 'hehe,'}, {'start': '20.750', 'end': '22.375', 'text': "who is laughing so obscenely... It's"}, {'start': '22.950', 'end': '23.648', 'text': 'over. I dare'}, {'start': '23.648', 'end': '25.325', 'text': 'not open my eyes. I'}, {'start': '25.325', 'end': '27.875', 'text': "hope it's my hallucination."}, {'start': '27.875', 'end': '30.000', 'text': 'This banana, you big watermelon, are you kidding me? Where did Cat Laoliu'}, {'start': '30.000', 'end': '31.200', 'text': 'come from? Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Let me think,'}, {'start': '35.250', 'end': '36.375', 'text': 'how should I eat'}, {'start': '36.375', 'end': '37.248', 'text': 'it?'}, {'start': '37.575', 'end': '38.425', 'text': 'Braised?'}, {'start': '38.425', 'end': '38.975', 'text': 'Um?'}, {'start': '38.975', 'end': '39.975', 'text': 'Steamed? Um? Sashimi, huh?'}, {'start': '40.550', 'end': '41.766', 'text': 'What did you choose?'}, {'start': '41.766', 'end': '42.350', 'text': 'Mouse bar.'}, {'start': '42.350', 'end': '42.650', 'text': 'I...'}, {'start': '42.650', 'end': '43.800', 'text': 'I chose to'}, {'start': '43.800', 'end': '44.148', 'text': 'run.'}, {'start': '44.148', 'end': '44.400', 'text': 'Hey?'}, {'start': '44.400', 'end': '44.875', 'text': 'Why? !'}, {'start': '44.875', 'end': '45.451', 'text': 'No,'}, {'start': '45.451', 'end': '46.662', 'text': 'you make me look stupid.'}]