President Trump and Elon save Christmas!
Grandpa-Happy
[{'start': '0.117', 'end': '6.917', 'text': 'President Trump refuses to be the Grinch who\xa0\nstole Christmas.  With his tariffs raising the'}, {'start': '6.917', 'end': '14.917', 'text': 'risk of empty toy stores this holiday season, he\xa0\ndug into his deep empathy well to say "Maybe your'}, {'start': '14.917', 'end': '22.437', 'text': 'snot-nosed kids will make due this year with 2\xa0\ndolls instead of 30."  Sound advice from a man'}, {'start': '22.437', 'end': '30.261', 'text': "who can't use a toilet unless it has a seat of\xa0\ngold.  But don't worry parents!  With Elon pulling\xa0back from"}, {'start': '30.261', 'end': '38.026', 'text': 'DODGE, President Trump has tasked him with saving the holidays.  Here are some of his early ideas.'}, {'start': '38.026', 'end': '47.831', 'text': "As demand and prices for Tesla's crater,\xa0\nconsider a Tesla cyber truck for your youngster."}, {'start': '47.831', 'end': '54.551', 'text': 'Use an old sweat sock and a sharpie to make\xa0\nyour kid a wonderful sock puppet.  Watch them'}, {'start': '54.551', 'end': '63.688', 'text': 'open it up and burst into tears.  Twist together a\xa0\nfew pipe cleaners to make some super cool action\xa0figures.'}, {'start': '63.688', 'end': '72.200', 'text': "Hours of fun for you kids, as long as they don't poke out their eye. Happy Holidays everyone!"}]