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Smellie
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But'}, {'start': '431.440', 'end': '436.440', 'text': 'but hi'}, {'start': '434.000', 'end': '438.759', 'text': 'Good morning. How are you'}, {'start': '436.440', 'end': '441.880', 'text': 'guys? How are you'}, {'start': '438.759', 'end': '446.199', 'text': "doing? Tell me how you're"}, {'start': '441.880', 'end': '446.199', 'text': 'doing right now.'}, {'start': '448.400', 'end': '454.479', 'text': 'You have'}, {'start': '449.319', 'end': '454.479', 'text': "to you're you're legally obligated"}, {'start': '456.360', 'end': '465.680', 'text': 'to I am kind of uh I I was very anxious'}, {'start': '462.880', 'end': '465.680', 'text': "about today's"}, {'start': '466.199', 'end': '473.199', 'text': 'stream. I was very anxious because I'}, {'start': '468.720', 'end': '475.360', 'text': "haven't been live in a while. Um, I"}, {'start': '473.199', 'end': '478.639', 'text': "mean, I was on Zoe's channel on"}, {'start': '475.360', 'end': '483.479', 'text': "Wednesday, but but I haven't actually"}, {'start': '478.639', 'end': '488.840', 'text': 'been live on my own channel in a while.'}, {'start': '483.479', 'end': '492.960', 'text': "Um, so I've I've been I've been"}, {'start': '488.840', 'end': '492.960', 'text': 'anxious. So, so'}, {'start': '493.560', 'end': '498.840', 'text': "hi. I'm glad you guys came back."}, {'start': '499.039', 'end': '504.520', 'text': "I've been I've I have been"}, {'start': '501.639', 'end': '507.280', 'text': 'cooking. It is worth noting I have been'}, {'start': '504.520', 'end': '512.680', 'text': "cooking. I don't know if you guys saw."}, {'start': '507.280', 'end': '518.080', 'text': 'Let me let me Hold on. Hold on. Hold'}, {'start': '512.680', 'end': '518.080', 'text': 'on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold'}, {'start': '521.479', 'end': '525.800', 'text': 'on. Hold on.'}, {'start': '526.640', 'end': '529.959', 'text': "I don't know if you guys"}, {'start': '528.580', 'end': '534.320', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '529.959', 'end': '534.320', 'text': "saw I don't know if you"}, {'start': '535.959', 'end': '543.279', 'text': 'saw, but I made a'}, {'start': '539.240', 'end': '547.360', 'text': "demo. I posted my first demo. I've made"}, {'start': '543.279', 'end': '550.320', 'text': 'demos before, but but I actually made'}, {'start': '547.360', 'end': '554.720', 'text': 'and edited and posted a demo of my'}, {'start': '550.320', 'end': '557.320', 'text': 'model. Um, and I used the uh Unity stuff'}, {'start': '554.720', 'end': '562.720', 'text': 'that I learned.'}, {'start': '557.320', 'end': '564.959', 'text': "Mhm. So, so I I'm I'm happy with that."}, {'start': '562.720', 'end': '567.399', 'text': "I'm happy with that. I'm I'm happy with"}, {'start': '564.959', 'end': '571.519', 'text': 'how it turned out.'}, {'start': '567.399', 'end': '573.279', 'text': "Um, and like worst case scenario, it's"}, {'start': '571.519', 'end': '575.440', 'text': 'there for me in the future to reference.'}, {'start': '573.279', 'end': '577.920', 'text': 'Best case scenario, it randomly blows'}, {'start': '575.440', 'end': '581.279', 'text': "up, you know, like like it's a win-win"}, {'start': '577.920', 'end': '584.640', 'text': "no matter what. Mhm. It's a great It's a"}, {'start': '581.279', 'end': '584.640', 'text': 'piece of Elizabeth'}, {'start': '585.399', 'end': '592.399', 'text': "history. Um but but yeah, I've been I've"}, {'start': '589.839', 'end': '595.040', 'text': "been cooking when I can. I just haven't"}, {'start': '592.399', 'end': '599.839', 'text': 'really been up to streaming,'}, {'start': '595.040', 'end': '604.480', 'text': 'unfortunately. But but I mean it I mean'}, {'start': '599.839', 'end': '604.480', 'text': 'it fully when I say that'}, {'start': '606.920', 'end': '611.040', 'text': "like I'm I'm glad you guys came"}, {'start': '612.120', 'end': '617.519', 'text': 'back. I mean it. I I do. I'}, {'start': '617.959', 'end': '622.760', 'text': 'I glad you guys are here.'}, {'start': '623.279', 'end': '628.560', 'text': 'I do expect like numbers and stuff to'}, {'start': '625.680', 'end': '631.839', 'text': 'suffer because because I have been'}, {'start': '628.560', 'end': '634.720', 'text': 'missing so many streams. But like but'}, {'start': '631.839', 'end': '637.839', 'text': "like at least there's some people here."}, {'start': '634.720', 'end': '640.279', 'text': 'You know that the whole hospital stuff'}, {'start': '637.839', 'end': '644.320', 'text': 'is going to going'}, {'start': '640.279', 'end': '645.640', 'text': 'to you know set me back a little bit but'}, {'start': '644.320', 'end': '648.480', 'text': 'oh'}, {'start': '645.640', 'end': '652.240', 'text': 'well. Is high three gonna come out'}, {'start': '648.480', 'end': '656.480', 'text': "before Silkong? No. No. Oh, it it's not."}, {'start': '652.240', 'end': '661.000', 'text': "It's not. High three is a very very very"}, {'start': '656.480', 'end': '664.959', 'text': 'uh far away. Mhm. High three is'}, {'start': '661.000', 'end': '667.160', 'text': 'like a full model away and then some cuz'}, {'start': '664.959', 'end': '670.959', 'text': 'I have work to do on this model'}, {'start': '667.160', 'end': '672.800', 'text': "too cuz my I'm not good with my body on"}, {'start': '670.959', 'end': '677.920', 'text': 'this model. Like I need to redo the'}, {'start': '672.800', 'end': '680.560', 'text': 'body. Um which also also by the way I'}, {'start': '677.920', 'end': '683.560', 'text': "wait I'm not echoey am I?"}, {'start': '680.560', 'end': '686.959', 'text': "No. Okay. I don't have reverb on. By the"}, {'start': '683.560', 'end': '686.959', 'text': 'way, by the'}, {'start': '689.240', 'end': '694.399', 'text': 'way, I made a new a new'}, {'start': '697.240', 'end': '703.720', 'text': "thing. It's not working. Why isn't it"}, {'start': '701.160', 'end': '706.720', 'text': 'working?'}, {'start': '703.720', 'end': '706.720', 'text': 'Hello.'}, {'start': '708.120', 'end': '717.240', 'text': 'Look. Look. I have a'}, {'start': '710.519', 'end': '720.399', 'text': 'mic now. I can go wow into a microphone.'}, {'start': '717.240', 'end': '722.399', 'text': 'Mhm. I think it turned out very cute. I'}, {'start': '720.399', 'end': '726.560', 'text': 'think it works really well despite being'}, {'start': '722.399', 'end': '730.040', 'text': 'actually 2D. I think it, you know, I can'}, {'start': '726.560', 'end': '735.240', 'text': 'just I could just Is this thing'}, {'start': '730.040', 'end': '740.240', 'text': 'on? Boom. Boom. Is this thing on? Hello.'}, {'start': '735.240', 'end': '740.240', 'text': 'Hello. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.'}, {'start': '740.639', 'end': '745.600', 'text': "What's the deal with airplane"}, {'start': '747.240', 'end': '751.120', 'text': 'food? Am I'}, {'start': '753.160', 'end': '763.440', 'text': 'right? Right.'}, {'start': '756.200', 'end': '765.560', 'text': "Right. What's What's the uh uh uh"}, {'start': '763.440', 'end': '768.079', 'text': 'Thank you for the seven months. What'}, {'start': '765.560', 'end': '771.760', 'text': 'does Is that supposed to be down with'}, {'start': '768.079', 'end': '774.200', 'text': 'the sickness? Hold on. No more reverb.'}, {'start': '771.760', 'end': '776.639', 'text': 'Is that supposed to be down with the'}, {'start': '774.200', 'end': '778.200', 'text': 'sickness? Is that what that is? Thank'}, {'start': '776.639', 'end': '781.399', 'text': 'you for the seven'}, {'start': '778.200', 'end': '785.120', 'text': 'months. Even though you grew a third'}, {'start': '781.399', 'end': '785.120', 'text': "hand, don't worry about"}, {'start': '786.200', 'end': '793.440', 'text': "it. Don't worry about it. Don't Don't"}, {'start': '790.680', 'end': '795.880', 'text': "Don't question it."}, {'start': '793.440', 'end': '799.120', 'text': "Don't Don't worry about it."}, {'start': '795.880', 'end': '802.440', 'text': "It's I'm a VTuber. I have that power."}, {'start': '799.120', 'end': '807.240', 'text': 'That is just a common Vtuber power.'}, {'start': '802.440', 'end': '809.839', 'text': "Mhm. But it looks cute when I'm up here."}, {'start': '807.240', 'end': '812.480', 'text': 'Mhm. And even if I zoom in a little bit'}, {'start': '809.839', 'end': '816.399', 'text': 'more, I\'m just like, "Hey,'}, {'start': '812.480', 'end': '818.360', 'text': 'uh, what\'s the deal with with women?" Am'}, {'start': '816.399', 'end': '823.120', 'text': 'I'}, {'start': '818.360', 'end': '826.720', 'text': 'right? I hate my wife. Yep.'}, {'start': '823.120', 'end': '830.160', 'text': 'Please clap for my failing marriage.'}, {'start': '826.720', 'end': '834.720', 'text': 'There we go. I just I summed up 50% of'}, {'start': '830.160', 'end': '836.160', 'text': "of comedy. Mhm. Seinfeld jingle. I don't"}, {'start': '834.720', 'end': '839.279', 'text': 'know what the Seinfeld jingle sounds'}, {'start': '836.160', 'end': '839.279', 'text': 'like off the top of my'}, {'start': '839.320', 'end': '846.519', 'text': 'head. Seinfeld jingle. Seinfeld'}, {'start': '844.600', 'end': '851.720', 'text': 'theme.'}, {'start': '846.519', 'end': '851.720', 'text': 'Oh yeah, I do know what that is.'}, {'start': '853.440', 'end': '856.560', 'text': 'Anyway, so'}, {'start': '858.680', 'end': '864.160', 'text': "uh what's the deal with those gays? Am I"}, {'start': '867.240', 'end': '872.279', 'text': "right? Don't cancel me. I'm bisexual."}, {'start': '878.480', 'end': '884.079', 'text': 'You thought that was from Jojo? What do'}, {'start': '880.720', 'end': '884.079', 'text': 'you mean you thought that was from'}, {'start': '885.399', 'end': '889.720', 'text': 'Jojo? You thought the Seinfeld jingle'}, {'start': '887.920', 'end': '893.760', 'text': 'was from'}, {'start': '889.720', 'end': '893.760', 'text': 'Jojo? Jojo Siwa,'}, {'start': '897.959', 'end': '901.720', 'text': 'maybe? Yes. What do you'}, {'start': '900.000', 'end': '905.760', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '901.720', 'end': '907.760', 'text': "mean? I'm so confused. I'm so confused."}, {'start': '905.760', 'end': '909.480', 'text': "We're going to play Seiro today. I'm"}, {'start': '907.760', 'end': '912.399', 'text': 'going to get rid of my'}, {'start': '909.480', 'end': '914.880', 'text': 'microphone. I just deleted my my third'}, {'start': '912.399', 'end': '917.040', 'text': "arm out of existence. We're going to"}, {'start': '914.880', 'end': '918.959', 'text': "play more Secho today. And I'm planning"}, {'start': '917.040', 'end': '920.880', 'text': "on just taking it kind of chill cuz I'm"}, {'start': '918.959', 'end': '923.040', 'text': "really tired cuz I couldn't sleep cuz I"}, {'start': '920.880', 'end': '925.440', 'text': 'was anxious about stream cuz I thought'}, {'start': '923.040', 'end': '926.959', 'text': 'that that everything was going to go'}, {'start': '925.440', 'end': '928.639', 'text': 'wrong and I was going to have to delete'}, {'start': '926.959', 'end': '932.279', 'text': 'my channel and then move to YouTube and'}, {'start': '928.639', 'end': '932.279', 'text': 'be a YouTube streamer.'}, {'start': '938.240', 'end': '942.440', 'text': "But I'm here"}, {'start': '939.880', 'end': '945.120', 'text': 'now.'}, {'start': '942.440', 'end': '946.880', 'text': 'Mhm. Microphone might be a good redeem.'}, {'start': '945.120', 'end': '948.480', 'text': 'What if you had to sing or make a joke'}, {'start': '946.880', 'end': '950.720', 'text': "about what you're doing when the mic is"}, {'start': '948.480', 'end': '953.199', 'text': 'claimed? I was actually thinking about'}, {'start': '950.720', 'end': '956.240', 'text': 'that. I was genuinely thinking about'}, {'start': '953.199', 'end': '958.399', 'text': 'doing that cuz then I could also trigger'}, {'start': '956.240', 'end': '960.399', 'text': 'like their reverb and stuff from my'}, {'start': '958.399', 'end': '963.920', 'text': "stream deck. I don't know if I'd be able"}, {'start': '960.399', 'end': '967.360', 'text': "to automate it. No. No, I can't automate"}, {'start': '963.920', 'end': '969.199', 'text': 'it. I can because I have the the time'}, {'start': '967.360', 'end': '970.800', 'text': 'warp scan. That would be the same'}, {'start': '969.199', 'end': '973.839', 'text': 'functionality because the time warp scan'}, {'start': '970.800', 'end': '978.079', 'text': 'is technically a filter. So, I should be'}, {'start': '973.839', 'end': '981.680', 'text': 'able to automate it then. Mhm. Mhm. And'}, {'start': '978.079', 'end': '984.920', 'text': "then and then you'd be able to redeem"}, {'start': '981.680', 'end': '988.720', 'text': 'like like'}, {'start': '984.920', 'end': '990.850', 'text': "uh uh what's what's the deal with"}, {'start': '988.720', 'end': '994.109', 'text': 'airline'}, {'start': '990.850', 'end': '994.109', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '997.639', 'end': '1002.800', 'text': 'food? It could work. And then it would'}, {'start': '1000.320', 'end': '1005.240', 'text': 'have reverb too and then it would end.'}, {'start': '1002.800', 'end': '1008.480', 'text': 'Mhm.'}, {'start': '1005.240', 'end': '1009.240', 'text': 'Or what if it had like a 50% chance to'}, {'start': '1008.480', 'end': '1011.680', 'text': 'be'}, {'start': '1009.240', 'end': '1014.199', 'text': "crickets? Or you could choose if it's"}, {'start': '1011.680', 'end': '1018.040', 'text': 'crickets or or laugh'}, {'start': '1014.199', 'end': '1020.880', 'text': 'track. That could work. That could'}, {'start': '1018.040', 'end': '1023.839', 'text': 'work. Random idea for a redeem. Do you'}, {'start': '1020.880', 'end': '1026.240', 'text': 'think one where your entire hu cycles? I'}, {'start': '1023.839', 'end': '1027.919', 'text': "don't know if I could do that. I don't"}, {'start': '1026.240', 'end': '1030.160', 'text': "know if I'd want to do that. That might"}, {'start': '1027.919', 'end': '1032.559', 'text': 'be too much for my brain personally to'}, {'start': '1030.160', 'end': '1035.280', 'text': 'be watching while I stream. It would'}, {'start': '1032.559', 'end': '1035.280', 'text': 'make me just kind of'}, {'start': '1036.839', 'end': '1042.640', 'text': 'go and then I would'}, {'start': '1039.319', 'end': '1046.280', 'text': 'die. Mhm. Just so you know that that was'}, {'start': '1042.640', 'end': '1049.120', 'text': 'that would be the effect of it on me.'}, {'start': '1046.280', 'end': '1050.559', 'text': 'Mhm. Especially think about potentially'}, {'start': '1049.120', 'end': '1053.799', 'text': 'bad jokes that come up because of the'}, {'start': '1050.559', 'end': '1056.960', 'text': 'redeem. Mhm. It would be terrible'}, {'start': '1053.799', 'end': '1060.919', 'text': 'jokes. Scottish accent plus microphone'}, {'start': '1056.960', 'end': '1060.919', 'text': 'sounds like a great combo.'}, {'start': '1063.240', 'end': '1067.120', 'text': 'So women, am I'}, {'start': '1069.640', 'end': '1074.840', 'text': 'right? Wait. And then it would be the'}, {'start': '1071.840', 'end': '1078.880', 'text': 'Seinfeld theme. But bag'}, {'start': '1074.840', 'end': '1081.840', 'text': "pipes. Yeah. Mhm. Mhm. That's the plan."}, {'start': '1078.880', 'end': '1084.240', 'text': "That's the plan. That's the plan. Suro."}, {'start': '1081.840', 'end': '1087.880', 'text': "That's not Sakuro. I mean, it is. What"}, {'start': '1084.240', 'end': '1087.880', 'text': 'the [\xa0__\xa0] is this?'}, {'start': '1090.640', 'end': '1093.919', 'text': 'Where did this come'}, {'start': '1095.400', 'end': '1098.880', 'text': 'from? Who is'}, {'start': '1099.160', 'end': '1106.160', 'text': 'she? Do I not remember this? No. What?'}, {'start': '1102.960', 'end': '1106.160', 'text': 'What do you mean? Do you'}, {'start': '1106.840', 'end': '1109.840', 'text': 'not?'}, {'start': '1110.840', 'end': '1115.480', 'text': 'What? You made this?'}, {'start': '1117.160', 'end': '1122.000', 'text': 'Why smelly corn dog'}, {'start': '1122.919', 'end': '1125.919', 'text': 'Elizabeth?'}, {'start': '1127.080', 'end': '1132.760', 'text': "Okay. I mean, I guess it's just going to"}, {'start': '1129.679', 'end': '1136.200', 'text': 'stay in the corner then. I I'}, {'start': '1132.760', 'end': '1140.480', 'text': 'guess I suppose I'}, {'start': '1136.200', 'end': '1140.480', 'text': 'I Who am I to'}, {'start': '1140.919', 'end': '1148.400', 'text': 'disagree? Melissa Broughtworth. No. Gh.'}, {'start': '1145.400', 'end': '1150.280', 'text': 'No, it was a scan. Redeem gone. Right. I'}, {'start': '1148.400', 'end': '1155.360', 'text': 'can see that it was a'}, {'start': '1150.280', 'end': '1155.360', 'text': 'scan. But why? What is'}, {'start': '1158.360', 'end': '1164.840', 'text': 'this? Why do I have'}, {'start': '1161.480', 'end': '1168.840', 'text': 'Lloyd? Why do I have Lloyd just hanging'}, {'start': '1164.840', 'end': '1171.760', 'text': 'out? What is this?'}, {'start': '1168.840', 'end': '1173.880', 'text': "Oh, it's been so long. I don't know what"}, {'start': '1171.760', 'end': '1177.160', 'text': 'anything is'}, {'start': '1173.880', 'end': '1179.480', 'text': 'anymore. Why was Lloyd'}, {'start': '1177.160', 'end': '1181.880', 'text': 'there? You know'}, {'start': '1179.480', 'end': '1185.240', 'text': 'what? Shut'}, {'start': '1181.880', 'end': '1189.120', 'text': "up. We're going to play"}, {'start': '1185.240', 'end': '1193.039', 'text': "Sakiro. We're going to Oo, Siro. Ooh."}, {'start': '1189.120', 'end': '1193.039', 'text': 'Ooh. Shadows die twice.'}, {'start': '1194.840', 'end': '1201.320', 'text': "Wow. You're showing us how good looking"}, {'start': '1197.440', 'end': '1201.320', 'text': 'he What I mean?'}, {'start': '1204.520', 'end': '1212.840', 'text': 'I I'}, {'start': '1206.760', 'end': '1218.240', 'text': 'mean I mean I mean I mean'}, {'start': '1212.840', 'end': '1221.720', 'text': 'yeah like dude oh my god I was talking'}, {'start': '1218.240', 'end': '1224.720', 'text': 'to my mom. I was talking to my mom'}, {'start': '1221.720', 'end': '1224.720', 'text': 'yesterday'}, {'start': '1224.760', 'end': '1227.840', 'text': 'and so so'}, {'start': '1230.840', 'end': '1238.640', 'text': 'so I was talking to my mom about about'}, {'start': '1233.919', 'end': '1240.120', 'text': 'being bisexual, right? Mhm. And and I'}, {'start': '1238.640', 'end': '1242.960', 'text': 'was like,'}, {'start': '1240.120', 'end': '1246.640', 'text': '"Mom, mom, what would you think if I if'}, {'start': '1242.960', 'end': '1248.120', 'text': 'I got a boyfriend?"'}, {'start': '1246.640', 'end': '1251.400', 'text': 'And she was'}, {'start': '1248.120', 'end': '1254.159', 'text': 'like, "You'}, {'start': '1251.400', 'end': '1256.600', 'text': 'wouldn\'t." Like, like she was literally'}, {'start': '1254.159', 'end': '1259.919', 'text': 'just like,'}, {'start': '1256.600', 'end': '1259.919', 'text': '"Nah, you\'re'}, {'start': '1260.600', 'end': '1270.320', 'text': 'gay. My mom my mom is like'}, {'start': '1265.000', 'end': '1275.120', 'text': "so so she's she's not just supportive of"}, {'start': '1270.320', 'end': '1277.360', 'text': 'of me liking girls. I think she prefers'}, {'start': '1275.120', 'end': '1280.320', 'text': 'it.'}, {'start': '1277.360', 'end': '1280.320', 'text': 'Like'}, {'start': '1281.640', 'end': '1289.600', 'text': 'like when when like I asked her like I'}, {'start': '1286.080', 'end': '1291.320', 'text': 'asked her, you know, "Mom, what?" Oh, I'}, {'start': '1289.600', 'end': '1293.919', 'text': 'gorted.'}, {'start': '1291.320', 'end': '1297.000', 'text': 'Uh I was like, "Mom, what would you'}, {'start': '1293.919', 'end': '1299.320', 'text': 'think if I if I told you that I I got a'}, {'start': '1297.000', 'end': '1301.520', 'text': 'boyfriend?" And she was'}, {'start': '1299.320', 'end': '1304.400', 'text': 'like, "I don\'t think that\'s going to'}, {'start': '1301.520', 'end': '1308.480', 'text': 'happen."'}, {'start': '1304.400', 'end': '1311.679', 'text': 'Like like mother, please believe in me a'}, {'start': '1308.480', 'end': '1311.679', 'text': 'little bit.'}, {'start': '1313.240', 'end': '1321.200', 'text': 'Like she thinks that that'}, {'start': '1316.679', 'end': '1324.039', 'text': 'that I will most likely end up with a'}, {'start': '1321.200', 'end': '1327.120', 'text': "woman, which I don't fully"}, {'start': '1324.039', 'end': '1330.039', 'text': "disagree. I can't say no, I'm not going"}, {'start': '1327.120', 'end': '1333.440', 'text': "to cuz cuz I mean I've only"}, {'start': '1330.039', 'end': '1338.159', 'text': 'dated once and it was a girl that I'}, {'start': '1333.440', 'end': '1341.280', 'text': "dated. So like like you know but it's"}, {'start': '1338.159', 'end': '1343.360', 'text': "not the lack of RZ. It's it's not it's"}, {'start': '1341.280', 'end': '1346.000', 'text': "not lack of RZ. That's not why she said"}, {'start': '1343.360', 'end': '1351.600', 'text': 'it. She said it because she just thinks'}, {'start': '1346.000', 'end': '1352.919', 'text': 'that that I I would I would just only'}, {'start': '1351.600', 'end': '1356.000', 'text': 'date'}, {'start': '1352.919', 'end': '1359.840', 'text': 'girls and also probably cuz she thinks I'}, {'start': '1356.000', 'end': '1362.000', 'text': 'have a lack of res. But like like okay I'}, {'start': '1359.840', 'end': '1364.760', 'text': 'also I asked her the same thing about'}, {'start': '1362.000', 'end': '1368.080', 'text': 'what she thinks my brothers would say,'}, {'start': '1364.760', 'end': '1370.720', 'text': 'right? And she thinks that my brothers'}, {'start': '1368.080', 'end': '1372.799', 'text': 'would not be cool with it.'}, {'start': '1370.720', 'end': '1374.799', 'text': 'She thinks my brothers would be really'}, {'start': '1372.799', 'end': '1376.559', 'text': 'not cool with the idea of me having a'}, {'start': '1374.799', 'end': '1378.240', 'text': 'boyfriend. Having a girlfriend though,'}, {'start': '1376.559', 'end': '1381.440', 'text': "that's already happened. Like they that"}, {'start': '1378.240', 'end': '1383.080', 'text': "they they didn't really care. But like"}, {'start': '1381.440', 'end': '1386.559', 'text': 'having a'}, {'start': '1383.080', 'end': '1388.679', 'text': "boyfriend, I guess that's a no no. I"}, {'start': '1386.559', 'end': '1391.440', 'text': "guess that's a"}, {'start': '1388.679', 'end': '1393.120', 'text': 'nom. I see the possibility of a guy in'}, {'start': '1391.440', 'end': '1397.520', 'text': "your life, but you do seem like you'd"}, {'start': '1393.120', 'end': '1399.840', 'text': 'rather see a woman over a man. Look, I I'}, {'start': '1397.520', 'end': '1399.840', 'text': "don't"}, {'start': '1407.799', 'end': '1414.799', 'text': "disag but like I I mean I mean you don't"}, {'start': '1412.400', 'end': '1417.200', 'text': 'have to call me bitchless, you know?'}, {'start': '1414.799', 'end': '1418.960', 'text': "Like like my mom didn't have to be like,"}, {'start': '1417.200', 'end': '1420.600', 'text': '"Yeah, well, I don\'t think it\'s going to'}, {'start': '1418.960', 'end': '1424.320', 'text': 'happen either'}, {'start': '1420.600', 'end': '1427.240', 'text': 'way." Like that\'s not helpful, mother.'}, {'start': '1424.320', 'end': '1431.520', 'text': "She's supposed to be my biggest"}, {'start': '1427.240', 'end': '1435.000', 'text': "supporter and she's just like like nah"}, {'start': '1431.520', 'end': '1438.880', 'text': "nah that's not gonna"}, {'start': '1435.000', 'end': '1441.880', 'text': "happen. What is I can't tell if that's a"}, {'start': '1438.880', 'end': '1444.240', 'text': "wolf or it's like some [\xa0__\xa0] up"}, {'start': '1441.880', 'end': '1448.159', 'text': "creature. That's definitely some [\xa0__\xa0]"}, {'start': '1444.240', 'end': '1452.400', 'text': "up creature. Ow ow ow ow. I'm about to"}, {'start': '1448.159', 'end': '1455.039', 'text': "sacro cuz I'm going to die twice."}, {'start': '1452.400', 'end': '1455.039', 'text': 'They shoot'}, {'start': '1456.200', 'end': '1460.559', 'text': 'lightning. Why do the wolves shoot'}, {'start': '1458.480', 'end': '1463.600', 'text': "lightning? Well, they're not wolves, but"}, {'start': '1460.559', 'end': '1466.790', 'text': 'like the wolflike creatures. Why do you'}, {'start': '1463.600', 'end': '1469.000', 'text': 'shoot lightning? What is this'}, {'start': '1466.790', 'end': '1471.840', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1469.000', 'end': '1473.279', 'text': "thing? I don't like this guy either."}, {'start': '1471.840', 'end': '1476.159', 'text': "You're going to die. You're going to"}, {'start': '1473.279', 'end': '1476.159', 'text': "die. You're going to"}, {'start': '1476.440', 'end': '1481.840', 'text': 'die. Okay. Boom.'}, {'start': '1480.320', 'end': '1483.520', 'text': 'No brother would be okay with their'}, {'start': '1481.840', 'end': '1485.200', 'text': 'sister having a boyfriend. Mostly until'}, {'start': '1483.520', 'end': '1489.400', 'text': 'they get used to them slash befriend'}, {'start': '1485.200', 'end': '1493.640', 'text': 'them. Look. Okay. My'}, {'start': '1489.400', 'end': '1497.640', 'text': 'brothers my brothers are are quite'}, {'start': '1493.640', 'end': '1501.760', 'text': 'protective. Okay. Okay. My brothers are'}, {'start': '1497.640', 'end': '1505.120', 'text': 'are extremely protective actually is is'}, {'start': '1501.760', 'end': '1509.679', 'text': 'how I would describe them. Um, I mean,'}, {'start': '1505.120', 'end': '1515.640', 'text': "I'm their little sister and and I'm"}, {'start': '1509.679', 'end': '1520.320', 'text': "disabled on top of that and and I'm uh"}, {'start': '1515.640', 'end': '1523.360', 'text': 'definitely definitely a girl kisser. Um,'}, {'start': '1520.320', 'end': '1527.840', 'text': 'and then we grew up in a town where'}, {'start': '1523.360', 'end': '1531.440', 'text': 'where um being a gay person was a really'}, {'start': '1527.840', 'end': '1534.080', 'text': "really bad thing. Um, so, so they're"}, {'start': '1531.440', 'end': '1536.480', 'text': 'very very very very protect and I was'}, {'start': '1534.080', 'end': '1538.640', 'text': "sick my whole life and I've I've had"}, {'start': '1536.480', 'end': '1542.520', 'text': 'like severe health issues my whole life.'}, {'start': '1538.640', 'end': '1545.760', 'text': "So they're very very protective of me."}, {'start': '1542.520', 'end': '1550.080', 'text': 'Um, would it be scarier for you to ask'}, {'start': '1545.760', 'end': '1550.080', 'text': 'out a boy or ask out a'}, {'start': '1552.679', 'end': '1561.520', 'text': "girl? That's a really good question."}, {'start': '1557.039', 'end': '1561.520', 'text': "I don't know. I don't"}, {'start': '1562.200', 'end': '1567.520', 'text': 'know. Would it be scary to ask out a boy'}, {'start': '1565.200', 'end': '1567.520', 'text': 'or a'}, {'start': '1568.120', 'end': '1572.640', 'text': 'girl? I'}, {'start': '1570.200', 'end': '1576.440', 'text': "think. Okay, let's get a closer look at"}, {'start': '1572.640', 'end': '1579.480', 'text': 'this. Oh. Oh, it has human'}, {'start': '1576.440', 'end': '1582.600', 'text': 'teeth. Oh, why do you have human'}, {'start': '1579.480', 'end': '1585.880', 'text': 'teeth? Why do you have human'}, {'start': '1582.600', 'end': '1589.279', 'text': 'teeth? Oh.'}, {'start': '1585.880', 'end': '1589.279', 'text': 'Oh, do you'}, {'start': '1593.480', 'end': '1598.840', 'text': 'see?'}, {'start': '1596.039', 'end': '1601.279', 'text': "Oh. Oh, I don't like"}, {'start': '1598.840', 'end': '1603.120', 'text': "it. Oh, he looks like he's about to"}, {'start': '1601.279', 'end': '1605.120', 'text': 'stand up on two legs, pull out a cane,'}, {'start': '1603.120', 'end': '1606.799', 'text': 'and go, "Hello, my baby. Hello, my'}, {'start': '1605.120', 'end': '1608.960', 'text': 'honey." That\'s what he looks like.'}, {'start': '1606.799', 'end': '1611.279', 'text': "That's what his teeth look like to me. I"}, {'start': '1608.960', 'end': '1613.600', 'text': "don't know why. I don't know what mental"}, {'start': '1611.279', 'end': '1615.760', 'text': 'association that is. Maybe it was was'}, {'start': '1613.600', 'end': '1620.159', 'text': 'the frog that did Did the frog that do'}, {'start': '1615.760', 'end': '1622.480', 'text': 'that have like veneers? Is that why? Cuz'}, {'start': '1620.159', 'end': '1624.480', 'text': "tell me he doesn't look like that. Tell"}, {'start': '1622.480', 'end': '1627.679', 'text': "me he doesn't look like he's he's about"}, {'start': '1624.480', 'end': '1630.720', 'text': 'to sing show tunes. You know, this is'}, {'start': '1627.679', 'end': '1634.240', 'text': 'this is the average show tune singer.'}, {'start': '1630.720', 'end': '1637.200', 'text': "Mhm. He's going to put on a suit and and"}, {'start': '1634.240', 'end': '1641.360', 'text': "he's going to he's going to start uh"}, {'start': '1637.200', 'end': '1644.360', 'text': 'singing singing show tunes.'}, {'start': '1641.360', 'end': '1648.400', 'text': 'I want to see if I can deflect'}, {'start': '1644.360', 'end': '1648.400', 'text': "that. I don't remember. Was"}, {'start': '1648.679', 'end': '1655.159', 'text': 'it okay? Okay. I held on to it though. I'}, {'start': '1651.919', 'end': '1658.000', 'text': 'held on to it though. I held on to it'}, {'start': '1655.159', 'end': '1659.799', 'text': "though. I'm going to kill you so I can"}, {'start': '1658.000', 'end': '1662.480', 'text': 'like eat'}, {'start': '1659.799', 'end': '1665.039', 'text': "food. It's just like those dogs that"}, {'start': '1662.480', 'end': '1666.640', 'text': "stole the grandpa's dentures. I don't"}, {'start': '1665.039', 'end': '1669.960', 'text': "know what you're referring to, but it"}, {'start': '1666.640', 'end': '1669.960', 'text': 'sounds amazing.'}, {'start': '1670.960', 'end': '1677.159', 'text': 'But like like okay. Oh, hi Smelly.'}, {'start': '1675.320', 'end': '1680.000', 'text': 'Hi. Like'}, {'start': '1677.159', 'end': '1684.480', 'text': "here's here's my thoughts, you know?"}, {'start': '1680.000', 'end': '1684.480', 'text': "Here's here's my here's my thoughts,"}, {'start': '1684.919', 'end': '1690.080', 'text': 'right? I have asked out a girl'}, {'start': '1690.919', 'end': '1700.960', 'text': 'before. I feel like because be I mean'}, {'start': '1696.799', 'end': '1704.480', 'text': "I'm a girl. I grew up being friends with"}, {'start': '1700.960', 'end': '1707.440', 'text': 'almost exclusively girls except for my'}, {'start': '1704.480', 'end': '1709.520', 'text': "brother's friends who are mostly guys."}, {'start': '1707.440', 'end': '1712.440', 'text': 'Mostly guys. Thank you for the head'}, {'start': '1709.520', 'end': '1718.520', 'text': 'pats, Greg. Hi,'}, {'start': '1712.440', 'end': '1723.440', 'text': 'Greg. Um Um but like like I grew up'}, {'start': '1718.520', 'end': '1723.440', 'text': 'mostly friends with girls, right?'}, {'start': '1723.720', 'end': '1728.120', 'text': "Um, so like and like I've asked out a"}, {'start': '1727.200', 'end': '1730.039', 'text': 'girl'}, {'start': '1728.120', 'end': '1732.480', 'text': 'before. I'}, {'start': '1730.039', 'end': '1734.720', 'text': "have I don't know if you guys realize"}, {'start': '1732.480', 'end': '1736.640', 'text': 'that, but I like I have res and stuff'}, {'start': '1734.720', 'end': '1739.080', 'text': 'and I asked out a girl before and she'}, {'start': '1736.640', 'end': '1741.840', 'text': 'said yes. You found'}, {'start': '1739.080', 'end': '1743.760', 'text': 'me. I avoided this game and played Nine'}, {'start': '1741.840', 'end': '1745.840', 'text': 'Souls instead. Nine Souls is fun. I'}, {'start': '1743.760', 'end': '1747.000', 'text': 'played both of them. I played Nine Souls'}, {'start': '1745.840', 'end': '1749.559', 'text': 'first.'}, {'start': '1747.000', 'end': '1753.600', 'text': 'Um, but like like I I'}, {'start': '1749.559', 'end': '1753.600', 'text': 'I did ask out a'}, {'start': '1754.120', 'end': '1761.760', 'text': 'girl. I did and she said yes cuz I got'}, {'start': '1758.799', 'end': '1765.520', 'text': 'rez. I got a lot of rez. I got so much'}, {'start': '1761.760', 'end': '1769.039', 'text': 'rez that that the first girl I asked out'}, {'start': '1765.520', 'end': '1773.600', 'text': 'said yes. Mhm.'}, {'start': '1769.039', 'end': '1777.600', 'text': 'So, like I feel like I have a a just'}, {'start': '1773.600', 'end': '1780.480', 'text': 'like an easier time an easier time'}, {'start': '1777.600', 'end': '1780.480', 'text': 'talking to'}, {'start': '1782.279', 'end': '1785.600', 'text': 'girls. Okay,'}, {'start': '1791.799', 'end': '1798.240', 'text': 'look. You got to you got to be nice to'}, {'start': '1795.679', 'end': '1800.399', 'text': 'me here. Okay.'}, {'start': '1798.240', 'end': '1802.960', 'text': 'Be nice to me. Be nice. Be nice. Be nice'}, {'start': '1800.399', 'end': '1802.960', 'text': 'to me.'}, {'start': '1803.960', 'end': '1815.799', 'text': 'Okay. I can count the amount of times'}, {'start': '1809.360', 'end': '1819.159', 'text': 'that I have been flirted with by a'}, {'start': '1815.799', 'end': '1822.039', 'text': 'guy in a'}, {'start': '1819.159', 'end': '1824.520', 'text': 'non gross pervy'}, {'start': '1822.039', 'end': '1829.279', 'text': 'way on one'}, {'start': '1824.520', 'end': '1831.559', 'text': 'hand. Okay. Okay.'}, {'start': '1829.279', 'end': '1835.399', 'text': "It's"}, {'start': '1831.559', 'end': '1839.760', 'text': 'like I can think of one'}, {'start': '1835.399', 'end': '1843.840', 'text': 'time. I can literally think of of one'}, {'start': '1839.760', 'end': '1847.679', 'text': "time that that's happened. So if I"}, {'start': '1843.840', 'end': '1850.039', 'text': 'operate based solely on on that'}, {'start': '1847.679', 'end': '1853.039', 'text': 'information,'}, {'start': '1850.039', 'end': '1853.039', 'text': 'um'}, {'start': '1854.760', 'end': '1858.559', 'text': "uh don't make fun of"}, {'start': '1859.080', 'end': '1868.600', 'text': 'me, but like we were we were talking and'}, {'start': '1863.520', 'end': '1871.919', 'text': 'and it was like like super'}, {'start': '1868.600', 'end': '1874.399', 'text': 'super no fun. We were just joking and'}, {'start': '1871.919', 'end': '1878.559', 'text': 'stuff and it felt very normal and just'}, {'start': '1874.399', 'end': '1881.520', 'text': 'like a conversation and then and then he'}, {'start': '1878.559', 'end': '1883.919', 'text': 'said something flirty and this was this'}, {'start': '1881.520', 'end': '1887.600', 'text': "was online. This wasn't like in person"}, {'start': '1883.919', 'end': '1887.600', 'text': 'and then I stopped'}, {'start': '1888.440', 'end': '1891.919', 'text': 'talking cuz'}, {'start': '1892.440', 'end': '1899.399', 'text': "I I didn't know how to respond. I didn't"}, {'start': '1895.679', 'end': '1899.399', 'text': 'know how to'}, {'start': '1901.120', 'end': '1905.320', 'text': "Don't guppy gay on me. That's the face I"}, {'start': '1904.120', 'end': '1908.320', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1905.320', 'end': '1910.760', 'text': "made. That's the face I made when I was"}, {'start': '1908.320', 'end': '1914.240', 'text': 'suddenly flirted'}, {'start': '1910.760', 'end': '1914.240', 'text': 'with. Like'}, {'start': '1914.919', 'end': '1919.039', 'text': 'I, you know, I'}, {'start': '1919.640', 'end': '1929.399', 'text': "just like I've flirted with girls online"}, {'start': '1924.440', 'end': '1929.399', 'text': 'plenty. A lot actually.'}, {'start': '1929.840', 'end': '1936.559', 'text': 'But like but like I one of the hallmarks'}, {'start': '1934.000', 'end': '1939.600', 'text': "of my I Yeah, I didn't think you were an"}, {'start': '1936.559', 'end': '1943.200', 'text': 'enemy. Excuse me, young man. One of the'}, {'start': '1939.600', 'end': '1944.880', 'text': 'hallmarks of my bisexuality is that that'}, {'start': '1943.200', 'end': '1947.120', 'text': 'what what makes me define it as'}, {'start': '1944.880', 'end': '1950.720', 'text': 'bisexuality rather than pansexuality is'}, {'start': '1947.120', 'end': '1955.279', 'text': 'that my like attraction and response to'}, {'start': '1950.720', 'end': '1959.440', 'text': 'different genders varies based on on the'}, {'start': '1955.279', 'end': '1959.440', 'text': 'gender and also sometimes the person.'}, {'start': '1960.200', 'end': '1964.480', 'text': 'Um young men excuse'}, {'start': '1964.600', 'end': '1971.360', 'text': 'me. Hello,'}, {'start': '1967.440', 'end': '1973.279', 'text': 'young men. Please be careful.'}, {'start': '1971.360', 'end': '1975.960', 'text': 'The palace nobles have a craving for the'}, {'start': '1973.279', 'end': '1978.480', 'text': 'vitality of'}, {'start': '1975.960', 'end': '1980.320', 'text': "youth. They can't help themselves. They"}, {'start': '1978.480', 'end': '1981.960', 'text': 'want nothing but to sap away more and'}, {'start': '1980.320', 'end': '1985.039', 'text': 'more of'}, {'start': '1981.960', 'end': '1985.880', 'text': 'it. The courtyard ahead in particular is'}, {'start': '1985.039', 'end': '1988.440', 'text': 'a'}, {'start': '1985.880', 'end': '1990.960', 'text': "cursed. It's crawling with palace"}, {'start': '1988.440', 'end': '1997.039', 'text': 'nobles. If you must forge ahead, you'}, {'start': '1990.960', 'end': '1997.039', 'text': 'best go around it. Okay. Okay. Okay.'}, {'start': '1999.700', 'end': '2003.069', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '2005.880', 'end': '2009.720', 'text': 'I my'}, {'start': '2008.280', 'end': '2013.039', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '2009.720', 'end': '2015.080', 'text': 'apologies. Why is the music like banging'}, {'start': '2013.039', 'end': '2019.360', 'text': 'so much right'}, {'start': '2015.080', 'end': '2022.360', 'text': 'now? I see it is a sneaky stealthy'}, {'start': '2019.360', 'end': '2022.360', 'text': 'section.'}, {'start': '2024.960', 'end': '2030.200', 'text': 'Okay, okay, okay. So, now I can die on'}, {'start': '2028.640', 'end': '2033.960', 'text': 'purpose a'}, {'start': '2030.200', 'end': '2036.000', 'text': 'couple I can die on purpose a couple'}, {'start': '2033.960', 'end': '2037.840', 'text': 'times. Guys have been told for'}, {'start': '2036.000', 'end': '2039.840', 'text': 'generations that being pushy or lewd'}, {'start': '2037.840', 'end': '2044.600', 'text': "during flirting is a good thing. I've"}, {'start': '2039.840', 'end': '2047.679', 'text': 'never understood why. I'}, {'start': '2044.600', 'end': '2050.320', 'text': 'see because other guys tell them that.'}, {'start': '2047.679', 'end': '2052.560', 'text': "That's that's why because women they"}, {'start': '2050.320', 'end': '2054.320', 'text': "don't listen to women who tell them"}, {'start': '2052.560', 'end': '2056.720', 'text': "don't do that. They listen to other guys"}, {'start': '2054.320', 'end': '2060.040', 'text': 'who tell them to do that because then it'}, {'start': '2056.720', 'end': '2062.119', 'text': 'makes women uncomfortable and more'}, {'start': '2060.040', 'end': '2065.240', 'text': 'uh'}, {'start': '2062.119', 'end': '2068.560', 'text': 'manipul manipul'}, {'start': '2065.240', 'end': '2072.320', 'text': 'manipulatable. Coercible basically,'}, {'start': '2068.560', 'end': '2075.119', 'text': 'which is uh the goal for gross gross'}, {'start': '2072.320', 'end': '2077.520', 'text': 'people is to to coersse people into what'}, {'start': '2075.119', 'end': '2082.480', 'text': 'they want rather than, you know, having'}, {'start': '2077.520', 'end': '2082.480', 'text': 'a a real conversation.'}, {'start': '2082.599', 'end': '2088.960', 'text': 'Mhm. Okay. Okay. Okay. The only time'}, {'start': '2086.960', 'end': '2091.200', 'text': 'being pushy and or lewd during flirting'}, {'start': '2088.960', 'end': '2092.960', 'text': 'is when you already have a person who is'}, {'start': '2091.200', 'end': '2095.040', 'text': 'comfortable with you in that sense.'}, {'start': '2092.960', 'end': '2099.240', 'text': "Okay. Here's the thing. Here's the"}, {'start': '2095.040', 'end': '2102.680', 'text': 'thing, right? So, so, okay,'}, {'start': '2099.240', 'end': '2106.880', 'text': "don't be weird about this. I have a"}, {'start': '2102.680', 'end': '2110.720', 'text': 'friend, right? Okay. So, so I guess what'}, {'start': '2106.880', 'end': '2114.240', 'text': 'I said earlier was a lie. Because when'}, {'start': '2110.720', 'end': '2116.320', 'text': 'it comes to being flirted with by men, I'}, {'start': '2114.240', 'end': '2119.680', 'text': 'have a friend who might be here right'}, {'start': '2116.320', 'end': '2123.640', 'text': 'now, one of my best friends, who is a'}, {'start': '2119.680', 'end': '2126.839', 'text': 'guy who he and I have a mutual'}, {'start': '2123.640', 'end': '2130.480', 'text': 'understanding that there is'}, {'start': '2126.839', 'end': '2133.800', 'text': 'like no boundaries between us. Nothing'}, {'start': '2130.480', 'end': '2136.800', 'text': 'weird will ever happen between us. So'}, {'start': '2133.800', 'end': '2139.280', 'text': 'naturally, we aggressively flirt with'}, {'start': '2136.800', 'end': '2141.920', 'text': "each other sometimes and it's really"}, {'start': '2139.280', 'end': '2144.320', 'text': 'funny. And then when it breaches'}, {'start': '2141.920', 'end': '2146.400', 'text': 'containment and one of us says something'}, {'start': '2144.320', 'end': '2149.880', 'text': "in front of our other friends, they're"}, {'start': '2146.400', 'end': '2153.760', 'text': 'all just like, "What the [\xa0__\xa0] is'}, {'start': '2149.880', 'end': '2153.760', 'text': 'happening?" It\'s so'}, {'start': '2154.680', 'end': '2160.480', 'text': "funny. Like Like if there's just"}, {'start': '2157.480', 'end': '2162.000', 'text': "animosity and it's and he's just like,"}, {'start': '2160.480', 'end': '2164.320', 'text': '"Shut the [\xa0__\xa0] up." And I\'m just like,'}, {'start': '2162.000', 'end': '2166.520', 'text': '"You\'re have to kiss me for it."'}, {'start': '2164.320', 'end': '2170.280', 'text': 'Everybody else is just'}, {'start': '2166.520', 'end': '2173.280', 'text': 'like, "What do you mean?"'}, {'start': '2170.280', 'end': '2174.920', 'text': 'And and then we just both start dying'}, {'start': '2173.280', 'end': '2178.880', 'text': "cuz it's so funny"}, {'start': '2174.920', 'end': '2183.000', 'text': "that like cuz it's it's underneath like"}, {'start': '2178.880', 'end': '2188.000', 'text': '70 layers of ick for both of'}, {'start': '2183.000', 'end': '2190.079', 'text': "us. It's amazing. It's hilarious."}, {'start': '2188.000', 'end': '2193.240', 'text': "There's also this weird notion of women"}, {'start': '2190.079', 'end': '2199.119', 'text': 'being hard to get and'}, {'start': '2193.240', 'end': '2202.320', 'text': "stuff. Yeah, it's uh it's uh it's icky."}, {'start': '2199.119', 'end': '2207.119', 'text': "It's icky. The idea of women being hard"}, {'start': '2202.320', 'end': '2209.520', 'text': 'to get is just uh a the the culture of'}, {'start': '2207.119', 'end': '2214.240', 'text': 'wearing women down until they stop'}, {'start': '2209.520', 'end': '2214.240', 'text': 'saying no, which is obviously super'}, {'start': '2215.720', 'end': '2224.320', 'text': 'icky. Dude, I love the way this is'}, {'start': '2219.560', 'end': '2228.480', 'text': 'designed. I really do. Uhoh. Uhoh. Uhoh.'}, {'start': '2224.320', 'end': '2234.200', 'text': 'Uhoh. Uhoh. Uhoh. Okay. Okay. Okay.'}, {'start': '2228.480', 'end': '2236.400', 'text': 'Okay. Okay. Okay, I got you. Boom.'}, {'start': '2234.200', 'end': '2240.079', 'text': "Gourd. You're not going to suck the"}, {'start': '2236.400', 'end': '2240.079', 'text': "vitality out of me. You're"}, {'start': '2240.359', 'end': '2246.680', 'text': 'not. Oh'}, {'start': '2243.400', 'end': '2250.560', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] Okay.'}, {'start': '2246.680', 'end': '2254.720', 'text': 'Wow. Okay. Those guys are really scary'}, {'start': '2250.560', 'end': '2259.760', 'text': 'when they see you. Holy [\xa0__\xa0] He like'}, {'start': '2254.720', 'end': '2263.440', 'text': "inebled me. That's crazy."}, {'start': '2259.760', 'end': '2265.520', 'text': "That's actually crazy. That's so cool. I"}, {'start': '2263.440', 'end': '2267.920', 'text': "mean, it's awful, but it's super cool at"}, {'start': '2265.520', 'end': '2267.920', 'text': 'the same'}, {'start': '2270.040', 'end': '2277.800', 'text': 'time. Stop it. No'}, {'start': '2273.480', 'end': '2280.800', 'text': 'infe. Okay. Okay. Okay.'}, {'start': '2277.800', 'end': '2280.800', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '2281.480', 'end': '2284.880', 'text': "Okay. Don't see"}, {'start': '2285.480', 'end': '2290.400', 'text': "me. You don't see me either. Okay. Okay."}, {'start': '2289.040', 'end': '2293.040', 'text': "I'm learning. I'm learning. I'm"}, {'start': '2290.400', 'end': '2295.040', 'text': 'learning. But yeah, no, I can count the'}, {'start': '2293.040', 'end': '2299.359', 'text': "amount of times where I've been"}, {'start': '2295.040', 'end': '2301.920', 'text': 'legitimately flirted with on one hand,'}, {'start': '2299.359', 'end': '2304.119', 'text': 'and I can only remember one of them. I'}, {'start': '2301.920', 'end': '2307.200', 'text': "think it's happened more than once,"}, {'start': '2304.119', 'end': '2310.400', 'text': "though. By a guy. I mean, I've been"}, {'start': '2307.200', 'end': '2310.400', 'text': 'flirted with by women'}, {'start': '2310.599', 'end': '2315.880', 'text': 'plenty. Just'}, {'start': '2312.680', 'end': '2320.000', 'text': "saying. Just say just I'm just just"}, {'start': '2315.880', 'end': '2322.320', 'text': 'saying. women. The the women the women'}, {'start': '2320.000', 'end': '2322.320', 'text': 'love'}, {'start': '2324.280', 'end': '2330.960', 'text': "me. It's true. It's it's the the women"}, {'start': '2328.160', 'end': '2335.040', 'text': 'are are always women are always flirting'}, {'start': '2330.960', 'end': '2339.280', 'text': "with me. It's like it's like I I I had"}, {'start': '2335.040', 'end': '2341.839', 'text': 'to learn martial arts because I had to'}, {'start': '2339.280', 'end': '2344.520', 'text': 'fight off all these women trying to get'}, {'start': '2341.839', 'end': '2348.760', 'text': 'at me, you know? going'}, {'start': '2344.520', 'end': '2352.720', 'text': 'like I I have to defend myself.'}, {'start': '2348.760', 'end': '2354.839', 'text': "Mhm. That's that's it's it's true story."}, {'start': '2352.720', 'end': '2357.680', 'text': 'True'}, {'start': '2354.839', 'end': '2359.520', 'text': 'story. I learned martial arts to to be'}, {'start': '2357.680', 'end': '2362.880', 'text': 'able to protect myself from all of the'}, {'start': '2359.520', 'end': '2365.280', 'text': 'women that that want me. Mhm. Hello.'}, {'start': '2362.880', 'end': '2366.960', 'text': 'Hope you have a good stream. I see you'}, {'start': '2365.280', 'end': '2370.079', 'text': 'had a big brain moment. Something you'}, {'start': '2366.960', 'end': '2373.640', 'text': 'want to share? Do you mean the the corn'}, {'start': '2370.079', 'end': '2376.400', 'text': 'dog in the corner? Is that what you'}, {'start': '2373.640', 'end': '2378.119', 'text': 'mean? Is that the big brain moment you'}, {'start': '2376.400', 'end': '2382.119', 'text': 'refer'}, {'start': '2378.119', 'end': '2384.800', 'text': "to? Because if so, I don't remember it"}, {'start': '2382.119', 'end': '2389.640', 'text': "happening. So, I'm just in the dark as"}, {'start': '2384.800', 'end': '2392.640', 'text': 'you are. Oh, [\xa0__\xa0] Boom.'}, {'start': '2389.640', 'end': '2394.760', 'text': 'Okay. Lump of grave wax. Another item'}, {'start': '2392.640', 'end': '2401.000', 'text': 'that'}, {'start': '2394.760', 'end': '2401.000', 'text': 'I No. Boom. Okay.'}, {'start': '2404.359', 'end': '2409.839', 'text': 'Okay. Divine'}, {'start': '2407.560', 'end': '2411.160', 'text': 'confetti. Ouch. You hit me through the'}, {'start': '2409.839', 'end': '2414.720', 'text': "wall. That's"}, {'start': '2411.160', 'end': '2418.800', 'text': "cheating. That's cheating. Anyway, I had"}, {'start': '2414.720', 'end': '2419.960', 'text': 'so many girls uh uh like me and stuff.'}, {'start': '2418.800', 'end': '2422.800', 'text': "That's"}, {'start': '2419.960', 'end': '2425.040', 'text': 'true. Are you convinced? Are you'}, {'start': '2422.800', 'end': '2425.880', 'text': 'convinced about all the girls that that'}, {'start': '2425.040', 'end': '2431.640', 'text': 'like'}, {'start': '2425.880', 'end': '2435.599', 'text': 'me? Boom. Boom. That did [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '2431.640', 'end': '2437.920', 'text': 'all. Yeah, I love I love Souls games. I'}, {'start': '2435.599', 'end': '2440.880', 'text': 'I love I could definitely see all of'}, {'start': '2437.920', 'end': '2443.470', 'text': "what was happening there. Oh, great. I'm"}, {'start': '2440.880', 'end': '2446.599', 'text': 'back in it. Okay,'}, {'start': '2443.470', 'end': '2452.680', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '2446.599', 'end': '2454.440', 'text': 'cool. Okay. Okay. Okay. I lived. I'}, {'start': '2452.680', 'end': '2458.640', 'text': 'live.'}, {'start': '2454.440', 'end': '2462.000', 'text': 'Okay. Okay. I guess. Okay. It is said'}, {'start': '2458.640', 'end': '2464.560', 'text': 'that Smelly is so beautiful and cute IRL'}, {'start': '2462.000', 'end': '2466.960', 'text': 'that even pretty women that sees her is'}, {'start': '2464.560', 'end': '2468.880', 'text': 'automatically drawn to her. This led'}, {'start': '2466.960', 'end': '2470.920', 'text': 'Smelly to learn martial arts in order to'}, {'start': '2468.880', 'end': '2474.280', 'text': 'fend them all off. Smelly is a girl'}, {'start': '2470.920', 'end': '2477.520', 'text': 'magnet. That'}, {'start': '2474.280', 'end': '2479.119', 'text': "No, that's not what I mean. That was"}, {'start': '2477.520', 'end': '2480.800', 'text': 'actually kind of nuts. That was kind of'}, {'start': '2479.119', 'end': '2482.800', 'text': 'crazy. Blocking two enemies perfectly'}, {'start': '2480.800', 'end': '2485.920', 'text': "staggering their attacks. And I couldn't"}, {'start': '2482.800', 'end': '2489.119', 'text': 'see them either. I see. You guys have to'}, {'start': '2485.920', 'end': '2493.440', 'text': 'understand like I am a god g where am I'}, {'start': '2489.119', 'end': '2495.079', 'text': "going? I'm a god gamer. I am. I'm like a"}, {'start': '2493.440', 'end': '2499.200', 'text': 'crazy god'}, {'start': '2495.079', 'end': '2499.200', 'text': 'gamer. Mhm. I was'}, {'start': '2503.240', 'end': '2509.920', 'text': 'like boom. And then I died.'}, {'start': '2506.520', 'end': '2509.920', 'text': 'Mhm. What?'}, {'start': '2510.010', 'end': '2516.000', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '2512.040', 'end': '2516.000', 'text': 'Who? Who?'}, {'start': '2517.000', 'end': '2522.839', 'text': 'What? Who? Who is mad at'}, {'start': '2521.240', 'end': '2526.000', 'text': 'me?'}, {'start': '2522.839', 'end': '2529.240', 'text': 'Oh, I guess we just have intense music.'}, {'start': '2526.000', 'end': '2533.000', 'text': 'Okay. Well, okay. Well, okay. Well,'}, {'start': '2529.240', 'end': '2535.599', 'text': 'boom. Okay.'}, {'start': '2533.000', 'end': '2538.240', 'text': "Handled. I'm a god. Where am I going?"}, {'start': '2535.599', 'end': '2541.760', 'text': "I'm a god gamer. Crazy. Exactly. Mhm."}, {'start': '2538.240', 'end': '2544.760', 'text': "Mhm. It's true. It's true. I am a god"}, {'start': '2541.760', 'end': '2544.760', 'text': 'gamer.'}, {'start': '2549.980', 'end': '2555.349', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '2558.010', 'end': '2566.200', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '2562.280', 'end': '2570.240', 'text': 'Okay. No, dude.'}, {'start': '2566.200', 'end': '2570.240', 'text': 'Why? Why did he turn'}, {'start': '2570.440', 'end': '2575.319', 'text': 'around? Die.'}, {'start': '2574.000', 'end': '2578.800', 'text': "That's so"}, {'start': '2575.319', 'end': '2582.520', 'text': "sick. That's so sick. Now I have time to"}, {'start': '2578.800', 'end': '2585.880', 'text': 'tell you guys about how rfulful I'}, {'start': '2582.520', 'end': '2590.079', 'text': 'am. I have so much'}, {'start': '2585.880', 'end': '2593.119', 'text': "RZ. So much so so much of it. It's It's"}, {'start': '2590.079', 'end': '2597.359', 'text': 'not because of my appearance though. It'}, {'start': '2593.119', 'end': '2602.400', 'text': 'Nope. Nope. Although I will say I will'}, {'start': '2597.359', 'end': '2604.560', 'text': 'say uh and and if um Oh wow.'}, {'start': '2602.400', 'end': '2607.119', 'text': 'Is this another treasure carp skill?'}, {'start': '2604.560', 'end': '2609.119', 'text': "Wow. I still don't know that. Don't"}, {'start': '2607.119', 'end': '2610.920', 'text': "clown me. I still don't know what those"}, {'start': '2609.119', 'end': '2615.800', 'text': 'are actually good'}, {'start': '2610.920', 'end': '2618.480', 'text': 'for. Like, okay, listen. Water of the'}, {'start': '2615.800', 'end': '2620.319', 'text': 'palace. A cup filled with divine waters.'}, {'start': '2618.480', 'end': '2622.240', 'text': 'A drink popular with nobles of the'}, {'start': '2620.319', 'end': '2624.319', 'text': 'palace. When a wedding procession'}, {'start': '2622.240', 'end': '2626.240', 'text': 'arrives at the Fountain Head Palace,'}, {'start': '2624.319', 'end': '2628.079', 'text': 'this is the drink they are greeted with.'}, {'start': '2626.240', 'end': '2631.440', 'text': 'The nectar of the palace nobles. Go'}, {'start': '2628.079', 'end': '2634.240', 'text': "ahead. Drink to your heart's content."}, {'start': '2631.440', 'end': '2636.000', 'text': "I don't know what that means. Can I give"}, {'start': '2634.240', 'end': '2638.480', 'text': 'it to some Maybe I can give it to'}, {'start': '2636.000', 'end': '2640.160', 'text': 'somebody as a as an offering because I'}, {'start': '2638.480', 'end': '2642.000', 'text': 'can like share sake with people, you'}, {'start': '2640.160', 'end': '2646.839', 'text': 'know? So maybe I can like poison'}, {'start': '2642.000', 'end': '2650.359', 'text': 'somebody with with palace noble'}, {'start': '2646.839', 'end': '2653.760', 'text': 'water. Okay.'}, {'start': '2650.359', 'end': '2654.920', 'text': "So, okay. I'm just gonna Okay, we're"}, {'start': '2653.760', 'end': '2657.520', 'text': 'just gonna go'}, {'start': '2654.920', 'end': '2659.119', 'text': 'back. That smelly hot dog says'}, {'start': '2657.520', 'end': '2661.240', 'text': "otherwise. I wouldn't be able to say no"}, {'start': '2659.119', 'end': '2664.640', 'text': 'to that'}, {'start': '2661.240', 'end': '2668.720', 'text': "forehead. You're making fun of me. Look,"}, {'start': '2664.640', 'end': '2672.160', 'text': "look, I'm not to brag. Not to brag. And"}, {'start': '2668.720', 'end': '2675.119', 'text': "and I don't know. I doubt that uh my"}, {'start': '2672.160', 'end': '2678.240', 'text': 'lovely moderator Goose is here because'}, {'start': '2675.119', 'end': '2679.920', 'text': "she's had some very exciting life events"}, {'start': '2678.240', 'end': '2685.119', 'text': 'recently.'}, {'start': '2679.920', 'end': '2688.880', 'text': "Um um so so I I I don't know if I should"}, {'start': '2685.119', 'end': '2691.280', 'text': 'share those uh on stream, but but very'}, {'start': '2688.880', 'end': '2694.319', 'text': 'exciting life events. Only mustard, no'}, {'start': '2691.280', 'end': '2696.839', 'text': "ketchup. Look, Fia, I didn't make it. I"}, {'start': '2694.319', 'end': '2699.640', 'text': "didn't I didn't make the the"}, {'start': '2696.839', 'end': '2703.280', 'text': 'the'}, {'start': '2699.640', 'end': '2705.920', 'text': "dog. I didn't create that. I didn't I"}, {'start': '2703.280', 'end': '2709.040', 'text': "didn't create it myself. Okay. I don't"}, {'start': '2705.920', 'end': '2713.160', 'text': "like mustard personally. Personally, I'm"}, {'start': '2709.040', 'end': '2715.599', 'text': "I'm only a ketchup fan"}, {'start': '2713.160', 'end': '2717.839', 'text': 'myself. Simorn dog. Yeah. What else'}, {'start': '2715.599', 'end': '2720.040', 'text': "would I call it? You're going to infe."}, {'start': '2717.839', 'end': '2725.000', 'text': 'God damn'}, {'start': '2720.040', 'end': '2728.000', 'text': "it. It's a swarm dog. Of course it"}, {'start': '2725.000', 'end': '2730.720', 'text': "is. There's ketchup on the nose of the"}, {'start': '2728.000', 'end': '2732.280', 'text': 'smelly on the left. It was a clown nose.'}, {'start': '2730.720', 'end': '2735.440', 'text': "That's very"}, {'start': '2732.280', 'end': '2738.880', 'text': 'rude. Nothing better than a smorn dog at'}, {'start': '2735.440', 'end': '2742.319', 'text': 'the cookout. Mhm. I will hydrate. I'}, {'start': '2738.880', 'end': '2746.400', 'text': 'could use it cuz I ate like most of an'}, {'start': '2742.319', 'end': '2746.400', 'text': 'entire bag of veggie straws'}, {'start': '2748.520', 'end': '2753.119', 'text': 'today. And yeah, of course you get'}, {'start': '2750.640', 'end': '2754.839', 'text': "shouted out, Fia. You're lovely. Of"}, {'start': '2753.119', 'end': '2757.599', 'text': 'course you do.'}, {'start': '2754.839', 'end': '2761.440', 'text': "Boom. That guy's not lovely. Wait, do"}, {'start': '2757.599', 'end': '2761.440', 'text': 'you also have human? Oh my god.'}, {'start': '2761.880', 'end': '2768.920', 'text': 'Wait, the wolf'}, {'start': '2764.599', 'end': '2772.000', 'text': 'creatures have the same face as the'}, {'start': '2768.920', 'end': '2775.160', 'text': "nobles. I didn't realize that these guys"}, {'start': '2772.000', 'end': '2777.920', 'text': 'could also start singing show'}, {'start': '2775.160', 'end': '2780.240', 'text': 'tunes. They could all start singing show'}, {'start': '2777.920', 'end': '2782.640', 'text': 'tunes together. I need I need somebody'}, {'start': '2780.240', 'end': '2788.119', 'text': 'to animate that. I need somebody to'}, {'start': '2782.640', 'end': '2788.119', 'text': 'animate. These guys are kind of cute.'}, {'start': '2792.680', 'end': '2799.599', 'text': 'Uh, are you are you'}, {'start': '2796.760', 'end': '2801.680', 'text': 'sure? Are are you are you know what?'}, {'start': '2799.599', 'end': '2803.920', 'text': "Let's get a better look. Let's get a"}, {'start': '2801.680', 'end': '2803.920', 'text': 'better'}, {'start': '2805.160', 'end': '2814.880', 'text': "look. Let's let's let's just let's see"}, {'start': '2808.960', 'end': '2821.040', 'text': "if we can Yeah, I don't know about that."}, {'start': '2814.880', 'end': '2821.040', 'text': "To me, I'm to me, you know, okay, I"}, {'start': '2822.040', 'end': '2827.000', 'text': "didn't I might be revealing a little bit"}, {'start': '2824.480', 'end': '2828.839', 'text': 'too much about myself with this'}, {'start': '2827.000', 'end': '2832.400', 'text': 'sentence,'}, {'start': '2828.839', 'end': '2834.800', 'text': 'but cute in a small old bean kind of'}, {'start': '2832.400', 'end': '2836.960', 'text': 'way. Okay, I guess I can get that. I'}, {'start': '2834.800', 'end': '2839.599', 'text': "guess I can get that. Why? You're going"}, {'start': '2836.960', 'end': '2839.599', 'text': 'to enable'}, {'start': '2839.640', 'end': '2843.640', 'text': 'me. Boom.'}, {'start': '2846.079', 'end': '2852.480', 'text': 'Okay. Okay. Okay. Anyway, I was going to'}, {'start': '2849.440', 'end': '2854.480', 'text': "say like that they've got like dead"}, {'start': '2852.480', 'end': '2857.200', 'text': "eyes, you know? They've got like"}, {'start': '2854.480', 'end': '2857.200', 'text': 'soulless'}, {'start': '2861.880', 'end': '2869.880', 'text': "eyes. Don't make fun of me, okay? But"}, {'start': '2865.680', 'end': '2869.880', 'text': 'like but like'}, {'start': '2878.680', 'end': '2885.359', 'text': 'like, you know, like have you ever seen'}, {'start': '2882.079', 'end': '2888.160', 'text': 'like like like like a like a like a like'}, {'start': '2885.359', 'end': '2891.040', 'text': "a like a like a like a like a don't"}, {'start': '2888.160', 'end': '2894.000', 'text': 'clown me like like a like a like a like'}, {'start': '2891.040', 'end': '2899.560', 'text': 'a like a a a woman in like a a dark'}, {'start': '2894.000', 'end': '2899.560', 'text': 'hoodie and she just looks really tired.'}, {'start': '2902.000', 'end': '2907.000', 'text': "That's my [\xa0__\xa0] I like I'm not going to"}, {'start': '2905.880', 'end': '2910.520', 'text': 'lie.'}, {'start': '2907.000', 'end': '2915.040', 'text': '[Laughter]'}, {'start': '2910.520', 'end': '2915.040', 'text': "Like, of course I know her. She's"}, {'start': '2915.319', 'end': '2920.400', 'text': 'me. Like like just the the look where'}, {'start': '2918.000', 'end': '2920.400', 'text': "it's just"}, {'start': '2921.880', 'end': '2927.359', 'text': "like, you know what I'm talking about."}, {'start': '2924.640', 'end': '2931.359', 'text': 'The exhausted hot woman. Thank you.'}, {'start': '2927.359', 'end': '2934.240', 'text': "Thank you. Thank you. I'm so glad that"}, {'start': '2931.359', 'end': '2936.960', 'text': 'at least somebody understands me. The'}, {'start': '2934.240', 'end': '2941.040', 'text': 'exhausted look, you know, hold Yeah.'}, {'start': '2936.960', 'end': '2943.800', 'text': 'holding a cup of coffee. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.'}, {'start': '2941.040', 'end': '2949.000', 'text': 'With like the with'}, {'start': '2943.800', 'end': '2949.000', 'text': 'the with like the groggy voice.'}, {'start': '2949.880', 'end': '2959.240', 'text': "Look, look. I I'm just"}, {'start': '2955.720', 'end': '2962.680', 'text': "saying. Officer, don't arrest me. It's"}, {'start': '2959.240', 'end': '2967.839', 'text': "Peak. I'm in feebled. Who's in feebling"}, {'start': '2962.680', 'end': '2967.839', 'text': "me? What? Who's Who aggroed me? Was it"}, {'start': '2970.359', 'end': '2974.640', 'text': 'you?'}, {'start': '2972.040', 'end': '2977.119', 'text': 'What? Did you get me around the corner?'}, {'start': '2974.640', 'end': '2979.359', 'text': "That's not cool."}, {'start': '2977.119', 'end': '2981.920', 'text': 'That just waking up voice after two'}, {'start': '2979.359', 'end': '2981.920', 'text': 'hours of'}, {'start': '2983.240', 'end': '2990.640', 'text': 'sleep.'}, {'start': '2986.040', 'end': '2990.640', 'text': 'Yeah, she got turned into a'}, {'start': '2990.920', 'end': '2995.760', 'text': 'millennial. Holy'}, {'start': '2993.240', 'end': '2998.400', 'text': "[\xa0__\xa0] Fro's about to hit me with the"}, {'start': '2995.760', 'end': '2998.400', 'text': 'millennial'}, {'start': '2999.319', 'end': '3007.599', 'text': 'beam. Does his face change,'}, {'start': '3003.000', 'end': '3007.599', 'text': "too? Oh, I can't see it."}, {'start': '3008.119', 'end': '3016.530', 'text': 'Boom. POV. You like Harry'}, {'start': '3011.240', 'end': '3016.530', 'text': '[Laughter]'}, {'start': '3020.760', 'end': '3025.400', 'text': "Potter. Damn, dude. I can't believe"}, {'start': '3023.520', 'end': '3027.880', 'text': 'that. It'}, {'start': '3025.400', 'end': '3030.319', 'text': "It It's so"}, {'start': '3027.880', 'end': '3031.760', 'text': "bad. That low energy couldn't be"}, {'start': '3030.319', 'end': '3033.440', 'text': 'bothered to make herself look all'}, {'start': '3031.760', 'end': '3035.040', 'text': "pretty, even though she's already"}, {'start': '3033.440', 'end': '3039.240', 'text': 'pretty.'}, {'start': '3035.040', 'end': '3045.200', 'text': 'Yes. Exactly. Exactly.'}, {'start': '3039.240', 'end': '3045.200', 'text': "Mhm. Like I'm I'm like I'm"}, {'start': '3046.680', 'end': '3053.480', 'text': "Okay. I'm the type of of of person who I"}, {'start': '3052.480', 'end': '3058.480', 'text': 'I think'}, {'start': '3053.480', 'end': '3058.480', 'text': 'the the word for it I think is just'}, {'start': '3058.680', 'end': '3065.760', 'text': 'gay. I think like all girls are really'}, {'start': '3062.079', 'end': '3069.280', 'text': 'pretty like all the time.'}, {'start': '3065.760', 'end': '3071.280', 'text': 'like like I see a girl with makeup on'}, {'start': '3069.280', 'end': '3073.240', 'text': 'and I\'m like, "Wow." And then I see a'}, {'start': '3071.280', 'end': '3079.119', 'text': "girl without makeup on and I'm like,"}, {'start': '3073.240', 'end': '3082.359', 'text': '"Wow." And then and then I I uh see any'}, {'start': '3079.119', 'end': '3086.359', 'text': "other girl in any other state and I'm"}, {'start': '3082.359', 'end': '3086.359', 'text': 'like, "Wow."'}, {'start': '3087.520', 'end': '3094.440', 'text': 'And then of course I also see a guy'}, {'start': '3091.040', 'end': '3097.800', 'text': "sometimes and I'm like,"}, {'start': '3094.440', 'end': '3101.000', 'text': '"Okay, that\'s my bisexual experience."'}, {'start': '3097.800', 'end': '3105.119', 'text': "Mhm. And I I I see girls and I'm"}, {'start': '3101.000', 'end': '3107.520', 'text': 'like, "Oh my god." And then I see guys'}, {'start': '3105.119', 'end': '3110.800', 'text': 'and then occasionally I\'m like, "All'}, {'start': '3107.520', 'end': '3113.440', 'text': 'right, all right." And then but but if'}, {'start': '3110.800', 'end': '3113.440', 'text': 'the guy is'}, {'start': '3113.640', 'end': '3118.480', 'text': "animated then I'm a lot more likely to"}, {'start': '3116.240', 'end': '3118.480', 'text': 'be'}, {'start': '3119.559', 'end': '3126.720', 'text': "like what's like how did I get to that"}, {'start': '3122.640', 'end': '3130.079', 'text': 'point in my life dude? How am I here?'}, {'start': '3126.720', 'end': '3134.720', 'text': "How am I at that point? Like that wasn't"}, {'start': '3130.079', 'end': '3137.359', 'text': "that wasn't my who's aggro to me. Oh my"}, {'start': '3134.720', 'end': '3141.319', 'text': 'god. You son of a [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '3137.359', 'end': '3147.119', 'text': "Oh my god. At least they're splitting"}, {'start': '3141.319', 'end': '3147.119', 'text': 'up. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wolf'}, {'start': '3147.960', 'end': '3155.000', 'text': 'men. Fia. I love'}, {'start': '3150.200', 'end': '3157.400', 'text': 'you. Fia gets it. Fia understands'}, {'start': '3155.000', 'end': '3162.160', 'text': 'me.'}, {'start': '3157.400', 'end': '3163.480', 'text': 'Blive. Enough said. Enough said. Okay.'}, {'start': '3162.160', 'end': '3167.559', 'text': 'Like like'}, {'start': '3163.480', 'end': '3171.280', 'text': 'like real life men.'}, {'start': '3167.559', 'end': '3171.280', 'text': 'Okay. You know,'}, {'start': '3171.640', 'end': '3179.800', 'text': "Bllythe. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm"}, {'start': '3176.760', 'end': '3183.839', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] God. The millennial beam hit me'}, {'start': '3179.800', 'end': '3183.839', 'text': 'again. What am I supposed to'}, {'start': '3183.880', 'end': '3190.160', 'text': 'do? What am I supposed to'}, {'start': '3186.920', 'end': '3192.559', 'text': 'do? Holy [\xa0__\xa0] They literally bought me'}, {'start': '3190.160', 'end': '3195.359', 'text': 'avocado toast and Starbucks. Like, what'}, {'start': '3192.559', 'end': '3198.319', 'text': 'the [\xa0__\xa0] am I supposed to do about that?'}, {'start': '3195.359', 'end': '3202.040', 'text': 'It would be rude of me to say no, but'}, {'start': '3198.319', 'end': '3205.680', 'text': "I'm allergic to avocado, which is why I"}, {'start': '3202.040', 'end': '3210.000', 'text': "died. Don't get hit. It's It's basically"}, {'start': '3205.680', 'end': '3210.000', 'text': "just sightelines. That's the"}, {'start': '3211.160', 'end': '3215.599', 'text': "problem. You'd be surprised about the"}, {'start': '3213.839', 'end': '3217.960', 'text': "number of YouTubers I've heard say those"}, {'start': '3215.599', 'end': '3223.440', 'text': "exact words. I wouldn't"}, {'start': '3217.960', 'end': '3225.880', 'text': 'be about Blive. Uh uh I I would not be'}, {'start': '3223.440', 'end': '3228.520', 'text': 'surprised.'}, {'start': '3225.880', 'end': '3232.160', 'text': "Mm- Who's aggroed to"}, {'start': '3228.520', 'end': '3234.440', 'text': "me? Oh, it's you. Oh, it's you. Okay,"}, {'start': '3232.160', 'end': '3238.160', 'text': "we're just going to"}, {'start': '3234.440', 'end': '3239.880', 'text': "go. Yes. It's It's not It's not a furry"}, {'start': '3238.160', 'end': '3243.760', 'text': "thing. It's not"}, {'start': '3239.880', 'end': '3246.319', 'text': "furry. It's not furry. It's not furry."}, {'start': '3243.760', 'end': '3250.480', 'text': "It's actually because of the sheer"}, {'start': '3246.319', 'end': '3253.280', 'text': 'number of of of people, YouTubers'}, {'start': '3250.480', 'end': '3255.520', 'text': 'specifically even, who who have'}, {'start': '3253.280', 'end': '3259.800', 'text': 'expressed the same thoughts. I would'}, {'start': '3255.520', 'end': '3263.119', 'text': "actually uh wager to say that it's"}, {'start': '3259.800', 'end': '3269.640', 'text': 'normal. Mhm. I would wager to say that'}, {'start': '3263.119', 'end': '3269.640', 'text': "it's a normal thing. Mhm. Mhm."}, {'start': '3270.830', 'end': '3274.350', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '3272.480', 'end': '3276.480', 'text': 'Oh, I dodged it.'}, {'start': '3274.350', 'end': '3280.240', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '3276.480', 'end': '3280.240', 'text': 'Okay, so I feel'}, {'start': '3280.839', 'end': '3286.319', 'text': 'like I feel like What? Why am I'}, {'start': '3284.079', 'end': '3287.400', 'text': 'invisible? Oh my [\xa0__\xa0] god, he snuck'}, {'start': '3286.319', 'end': '3292.480', 'text': 'around the'}, {'start': '3287.400', 'end': '3295.520', 'text': 'corner. God damn it. God damn it. I hate'}, {'start': '3292.480', 'end': '3297.400', 'text': 'him. I hate them. I hate them with their'}, {'start': '3295.520', 'end': '3299.920', 'text': 'millennial'}, {'start': '3297.400', 'end': '3302.079', 'text': 'laser about animated men in general.'}, {'start': '3299.920', 'end': '3304.760', 'text': "Variants of I don't s for guys but when"}, {'start': '3302.079', 'end': '3308.559', 'text': "they're animated like"}, {'start': '3304.760', 'end': '3308.559', 'text': 'I mean I'}, {'start': '3308.839', 'end': '3313.920', 'text': "mean I don't know what it is. I I wish I"}, {'start': '3311.599', 'end': '3315.440', 'text': 'could tell you. I do I wish I I wish I'}, {'start': '3313.920', 'end': '3317.599', 'text': 'could tell you what it is. I wish I'}, {'start': '3315.440', 'end': '3320.400', 'text': "could tell you why that's such a common"}, {'start': '3317.599', 'end': '3325.160', 'text': "thing. But like I don't know. I don't"}, {'start': '3320.400', 'end': '3330.559', 'text': 'know. real men. I just I I'}, {'start': '3325.160', 'end': '3330.559', 'text': "don't but like Lloyd from the spy"}, {'start': '3331.720', 'end': '3340.319', 'text': "family husband like like that's it you"}, {'start': '3336.880', 'end': '3342.640', 'text': "know that's end of end of thought that's"}, {'start': '3340.319', 'end': '3342.640', 'text': "that's"}, {'start': '3343.400', 'end': '3352.799', 'text': 'it. And then also, I mean, you'}, {'start': '3349.319', 'end': '3354.880', 'text': 'know, it definitely definitely has'}, {'start': '3352.799', 'end': '3357.839', 'text': 'something to do with the fact like like'}, {'start': '3354.880', 'end': '3363.119', 'text': "I said, the amount of times I've been"}, {'start': '3357.839', 'end': '3368.520', 'text': 'flirted with uh legitimately in a not'}, {'start': '3363.119', 'end': '3374.160', 'text': 'gross way um is is very much countable'}, {'start': '3368.520', 'end': '3375.760', 'text': 'on on one hand, you know, like because'}, {'start': '3374.160', 'end': '3378.119', 'text': "Most of the other times I've been"}, {'start': '3375.760', 'end': '3380.599', 'text': 'flirted with are'}, {'start': '3378.119', 'end': '3384.359', 'text': 'uh very much'}, {'start': '3380.599', 'end': '3386.880', 'text': 'just just like like the time'}, {'start': '3384.359', 'end': '3389.520', 'text': 'that the time that I went to the grocery'}, {'start': '3386.880', 'end': '3392.640', 'text': 'store, right? I I stopped at the grocery'}, {'start': '3389.520', 'end': '3396.559', 'text': 'store. I was in there alone. I was'}, {'start': '3392.640', 'end': '3399.839', 'text': 'literally in a tank top and shorts and I'}, {'start': '3396.559', 'end': '3403.480', 'text': 'looked like a disheveled mess. And this'}, {'start': '3399.839', 'end': '3408.319', 'text': 'guy who was walking behind'}, {'start': '3403.480', 'end': '3411.119', 'text': 'me told me how nice I look today. And'}, {'start': '3408.319', 'end': '3416.119', 'text': 'the only thing that that man could see'}, {'start': '3411.119', 'end': '3420.599', 'text': 'of me was my ass. So like like'}, {'start': '3416.119', 'end': '3425.079', 'text': 'dude, you know, like come on. Just come'}, {'start': '3420.599', 'end': '3425.079', 'text': 'on. Like come on.'}, {'start': '3426.000', 'end': '3430.559', 'text': 'What was it that I said before that he'}, {'start': '3428.319', 'end': '3432.240', 'text': 'was he was checking out my bakery while'}, {'start': '3430.559', 'end': '3434.400', 'text': 'I was shopping in the bakery or'}, {'start': '3432.240', 'end': '3436.960', 'text': "something? Cuz that's literally what"}, {'start': '3434.400', 'end': '3442.000', 'text': 'happened. Like I was in the bakery and'}, {'start': '3436.960', 'end': '3442.000', 'text': 'and this guy just wa Okay, double'}, {'start': '3443.880', 'end': '3451.720', 'text': "combo. But yeah, it's just like dude,"}, {'start': '3447.520', 'end': '3451.720', 'text': 'brother, you know, brother.'}, {'start': '3453.440', 'end': '3458.000', 'text': 'Why? Why you got the be icky?'}, {'start': '3458.119', 'end': '3462.839', 'text': 'Why?'}, {'start': '3460.760', 'end': '3466.680', 'text': "Okay, I'm going"}, {'start': '3462.839', 'end': '3471.119', 'text': "to I'm going to use my"}, {'start': '3466.680', 'end': '3471.119', 'text': 'pellet. Have to be very very'}, {'start': '3473.319', 'end': '3478.599', 'text': 'careful. Okay.'}, {'start': '3476.839', 'end': '3481.200', 'text': 'Okay,'}, {'start': '3478.599', 'end': '3483.640', 'text': "good. Stealth done. I shouldn't have"}, {'start': '3481.200', 'end': '3486.359', 'text': 'wasted my pallet. Stealth'}, {'start': '3483.640', 'end': '3489.520', 'text': 'done. Stealth'}, {'start': '3486.359', 'end': '3492.680', 'text': "complete. We're good. Wait, can I dive"}, {'start': '3489.520', 'end': '3498.240', 'text': 'out here? I'}, {'start': '3492.680', 'end': '3502.960', 'text': "can. There's so much. Oh, don't don't"}, {'start': '3498.240', 'end': '3506.359', 'text': "dive out here, guys. Don't do it. I I I"}, {'start': '3502.960', 'end': '3510.400', 'text': 'guess I missed the sign that said no'}, {'start': '3506.359', 'end': '3512.880', 'text': 'swimming. Do Okay.'}, {'start': '3510.400', 'end': '3512.880', 'text': 'What the'}, {'start': '3523.319', 'end': '3528.000', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] Why is there not a lifeguard on'}, {'start': '3529.240', 'end': '3534.480', 'text': 'duty? Where?'}, {'start': '3531.480', 'end': '3534.480', 'text': 'What?'}, {'start': '3535.319', 'end': '3542.160', 'text': 'Hello. Okay.'}, {'start': '3538.480', 'end': '3545.599', 'text': 'Like I what was I supposed to do? He'}, {'start': '3542.160', 'end': '3549.839', 'text': 'just sniped me and and and just gave me'}, {'start': '3545.599', 'end': '3554.720', 'text': "the die button. It's very rude of him."}, {'start': '3549.839', 'end': '3558.400', 'text': 'Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, I'}, {'start': '3554.720', 'end': '3558.400', 'text': 'aggroed everybody. Come'}, {'start': '3559.480', 'end': '3566.559', 'text': 'on. Grapple. Okay. If we run fast'}, {'start': '3563.359', 'end': '3570.280', 'text': "enough, they can't kill me. If we run"}, {'start': '3566.559', 'end': '3572.880', 'text': "fast enough, they can't kill me."}, {'start': '3570.280', 'end': '3576.680', 'text': 'Mhm. Cuz all they have to do is get in'}, {'start': '3572.880', 'end': '3580.160', 'text': 'here. Uh uh. Securo. No. God damn'}, {'start': '3576.680', 'end': '3580.160', 'text': "it. They don't"}, {'start': '3580.359', 'end': '3585.240', 'text': 'know.'}, {'start': '3582.680', 'end': '3587.640', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '3585.240', 'end': '3590.119', 'text': 'Okay. Now I have the'}, {'start': '3587.640', 'end': '3593.760', 'text': "opportunity. You don't see"}, {'start': '3590.119', 'end': '3595.680', 'text': "me. God damn it. Why? This is cuz I'm"}, {'start': '3593.760', 'end': '3598.559', 'text': 'too tall.'}, {'start': '3595.680', 'end': '3601.200', 'text': "That's cuz I'm too tall. He only saw me"}, {'start': '3598.559', 'end': '3601.200', 'text': "cuz I'm so"}, {'start': '3601.960', 'end': '3606.160', 'text': 'tall. How is that guy in the back not'}, {'start': '3604.319', 'end': '3608.880', 'text': "aggroed on me? He's literally watching"}, {'start': '3606.160', 'end': '3608.880', 'text': 'me kill his'}, {'start': '3611.880', 'end': '3614.880', 'text': 'friend.'}, {'start': '3615.760', 'end': '3622.720', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '3617.400', 'end': '3624.720', 'text': 'Gourd. No. Stop it, you [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '3622.720', 'end': '3628.520', 'text': 'Perry. I do like the sounds they make'}, {'start': '3624.720', 'end': '3632.240', 'text': 'though. Like that guy literally just'}, {'start': '3628.520', 'end': '3635.799', 'text': "went which is very fun. I I that that's"}, {'start': '3632.240', 'end': '3639.119', 'text': "just fun. I don't like fighting him. But"}, {'start': '3635.799', 'end': '3642.200', 'text': "but I mean if I'm going to fight"}, {'start': '3639.119', 'end': '3646.160', 'text': 'somebody, it it should be the guy that'}, {'start': '3642.200', 'end': '3648.000', 'text': "goes I think that's fun. I I I find that"}, {'start': '3646.160', 'end': '3650.240', 'text': 'very entertain. At least At least'}, {'start': '3648.000', 'end': '3652.720', 'text': "there's I mean I'm not doing that bad at"}, {'start': '3650.240', 'end': '3655.440', 'text': "fighting them. I don't think I did get"}, {'start': '3652.720', 'end': '3660.319', 'text': 'cornered by the two of them and I I you'}, {'start': '3655.440', 'end': '3660.319', 'text': 'know dead but but I paired a lot'}, {'start': '3660.440', 'end': '3667.280', 'text': "of they're teaching"}, {'start': '3663.640', 'end': '3667.280', 'text': "classes. That's kind of"}, {'start': '3667.319', 'end': '3672.400', 'text': "cute. That's actually kind of cute."}, {'start': '3669.760', 'end': '3672.400', 'text': 'Thank you for the'}, {'start': '3672.520', 'end': '3677.319', 'text': 'lyric. It would be a shame'}, {'start': '3681.280', 'end': '3683.920', 'text': "You don't see"}, {'start': '3684.359', 'end': '3688.319', 'text': 'me? Do you think he sees'}, {'start': '3693.720', 'end': '3702.000', 'text': 'me? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.'}, {'start': '3698.559', 'end': '3703.839', 'text': "No. No. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay."}, {'start': '3702.000', 'end': '3708.720', 'text': "It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's"}, {'start': '3703.839', 'end': '3708.720', 'text': "okay. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, no."}, {'start': '3709.200', 'end': '3718.530', 'text': "Lightning Men, I've come for"}, {'start': '3713.240', 'end': '3720.280', 'text': "revenge. Oh no. Um, guys, I think I'm"}, {'start': '3718.530', 'end': '3723.280', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '3720.280', 'end': '3723.280', 'text': 'dead.'}, {'start': '3724.119', 'end': '3732.480', 'text': 'Um. Um. Oh. Oh, he missed. Oh. Oh. Keep'}, {'start': '3729.920', 'end': '3735.680', 'text': 'swimming. Keep swimming. Please. Just'}, {'start': '3732.480', 'end': '3739.000', 'text': 'keep swimming.'}, {'start': '3735.680', 'end': '3742.720', 'text': "Is that a way up? No, it's"}, {'start': '3739.000', 'end': '3742.720', 'text': 'not. How do I get'}, {'start': '3743.160', 'end': '3750.079', 'text': 'up? He was checking out the bakery.'}, {'start': '3747.079', 'end': '3753.839', 'text': "No, I'm just going to [\xa0__\xa0] die. I"}, {'start': '3750.079', 'end': '3755.319', 'text': 'just want to die. I I in in Siro. I'}, {'start': '3753.839', 'end': '3757.839', 'text': "mean, I'm"}, {'start': '3755.319', 'end': '3759.400', 'text': 'okay. She keeps misgendering the fish'}, {'start': '3757.839', 'end': '3763.680', 'text': 'ladies. Are they all'}, {'start': '3759.400', 'end': '3766.640', 'text': 'ladies? Is this women town?'}, {'start': '3763.680', 'end': '3766.640', 'text': 'Am I in Women'}, {'start': '3770.599', 'end': '3775.799', 'text': 'Town? Is that where I am? Oh my god. Oh'}, {'start': '3774.720', 'end': '3778.599', 'text': 'my'}, {'start': '3775.799', 'end': '3782.240', 'text': 'god. I like'}, {'start': '3778.599', 'end': '3782.240', 'text': 'women. Believe it or'}, {'start': '3784.520', 'end': '3792.559', 'text': 'not. God damn it. Okay.'}, {'start': '3788.440', 'end': '3796.520', 'text': 'Boom. Boom. Women time as the prophecy'}, {'start': '3792.559', 'end': '3800.359', 'text': 'foretold. Mhm. Mhm. We that that mean'}, {'start': '3796.520', 'end': '3802.520', 'text': 'girls, you know, you know.'}, {'start': '3800.359', 'end': '3806.000', 'text': 'Mhm.'}, {'start': '3802.520', 'end': '3809.150', 'text': 'Okay. Who else is looking at'}, {'start': '3806.000', 'end': '3809.150', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '3812.119', 'end': '3819.240', 'text': 'me? Okay.'}, {'start': '3815.240', 'end': '3819.240', 'text': 'Okay. Go.'}, {'start': '3820.319', 'end': '3822.799', 'text': 'I'}, {'start': '3824.200', 'end': '3830.400', 'text': 'miss. That was sick as'}, {'start': '3826.760', 'end': '3834.400', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] That was so cool. [\xa0__\xa0] Ronaldo,'}, {'start': '3830.400', 'end': '3834.400', 'text': 'dude. Why is Ronaldo'}, {'start': '3835.400', 'end': '3841.640', 'text': 'here? Ow.'}, {'start': '3838.760', 'end': '3844.599', 'text': 'Ow.'}, {'start': '3841.640', 'end': '3847.760', 'text': 'Rude. God damn'}, {'start': '3844.599', 'end': '3850.880', 'text': "it. I'm trying. It's just I'm not built"}, {'start': '3847.760', 'end': '3853.119', 'text': "for stealth. I'm built for H running"}, {'start': '3850.880', 'end': '3855.799', 'text': "into them. You know, that's that's how"}, {'start': '3853.119', 'end': '3859.359', 'text': "I'm built to play games."}, {'start': '3855.799', 'end': '3862.720', 'text': 'Mhm. I am built quite literally like a'}, {'start': '3859.359', 'end': '3867.839', 'text': 'freight train. Women are pretty great. I'}, {'start': '3862.720', 'end': '3870.640', 'text': "agree. I'm a I'm a big big women fan. I"}, {'start': '3867.839', 'end': '3874.079', 'text': 'I like them a lot. I like them a lot.'}, {'start': '3870.640', 'end': '3876.559', 'text': "They're very cool. Oh, speaking of"}, {'start': '3874.079', 'end': '3878.000', 'text': 'women, this is a weird segue, but it'}, {'start': '3876.559', 'end': '3881.839', 'text': 'makes sense to me. It might make sense'}, {'start': '3878.000', 'end': '3884.960', 'text': "to someone here. Um um I've been"}, {'start': '3881.839', 'end': '3884.960', 'text': 'practicing a new'}, {'start': '3886.839', 'end': '3893.039', 'text': 'song. Just just just just so you guys'}, {'start': '3893.559', 'end': '3899.400', 'text': 'know, I started learning a new song that'}, {'start': '3896.640', 'end': '3903.520', 'text': 'I could maybe sing on stream'}, {'start': '3899.400', 'end': '3905.030', 'text': 'eventually cuz cuz cuz I want to do that'}, {'start': '3903.520', 'end': '3907.000', 'text': 'more.'}, {'start': '3905.030', 'end': '3911.119', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '3907.000', 'end': '3913.799', 'text': "Um, it's a song that that like I didn't"}, {'start': '3911.119', 'end': '3920.400', 'text': 'expect it, but Darcy loves'}, {'start': '3913.799', 'end': '3924.160', 'text': 'it. My my Who? What? Hello? Hello?'}, {'start': '3920.400', 'end': '3928.200', 'text': 'Hello? Stop it. I Stop. Are you shooting'}, {'start': '3924.160', 'end': '3928.200', 'text': 'babies at me? What are those?'}, {'start': '3933.280', 'end': '3940.960', 'text': 'What the [\xa0__\xa0] was I supposed to'}, {'start': '3936.200', 'end': '3940.960', 'text': 'do? I resurrected and immediately'}, {'start': '3943.799', 'end': '3951.079', 'text': "died. That's pretty [\xa0__\xa0] That's"}, {'start': '3947.280', 'end': '3954.720', 'text': "pretty [\xa0__\xa0] That's stupid. That's"}, {'start': '3951.079', 'end': '3958.039', 'text': "dumb. That's dumb. I don't like it. I"}, {'start': '3954.720', 'end': '3958.039', 'text': "don't like it."}, {'start': '3958.240', 'end': '3963.559', 'text': 'I literally I resurrected and'}, {'start': '3960.400', 'end': '3966.039', 'text': 'immediately died. I'}, {'start': '3963.559', 'end': '3968.520', 'text': 'wonder. Throw that at me'}, {'start': '3966.039', 'end': '3974.480', 'text': 'again. Throw that at me'}, {'start': '3968.520', 'end': '3974.480', 'text': 'again. Do it. Do it, nerd. Do'}, {'start': '3975.319', 'end': '3979.960', 'text': 'it. Jump in your water.'}, {'start': '3985.680', 'end': '3988.559', 'text': 'I deflected'}, {'start': '3989.000', 'end': '3992.480', 'text': 'it. I did'}, {'start': '3993.000', 'end': '4000.280', 'text': "it. That's so"}, {'start': '3995.400', 'end': '4003.039', 'text': "cool. That's so cool, dude. It's so"}, {'start': '4000.280', 'end': '4006.079', 'text': "sick. It's so sick. Any sort of"}, {'start': '4003.039', 'end': '4009.039', 'text': 'deflection or parry mechanic of any kind'}, {'start': '4006.079', 'end': '4012.079', 'text': "always gets me. I'm weak to that. I'm"}, {'start': '4009.039', 'end': '4015.359', 'text': 'just I am I am especially weak to that.'}, {'start': '4012.079', 'end': '4018.000', 'text': 'It just it it just Oh, it makes me'}, {'start': '4015.359', 'end': '4020.240', 'text': "happy. It makes me really happy. It's"}, {'start': '4018.000', 'end': '4020.240', 'text': 'just'}, {'start': '4021.160', 'end': '4026.160', 'text': 'super. I just straight up [\xa0__\xa0] died'}, {'start': '4023.920', 'end': '4026.160', 'text': 'from'}, {'start': '4026.200', 'end': '4029.680', 'text': 'that. Holy'}, {'start': '4031.799', 'end': '4040.160', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] Okay. Well, now I know to not play'}, {'start': '4036.480', 'end': '4042.640', 'text': 'around too much. I guess I have to'}, {'start': '4040.160', 'end': '4044.020', 'text': 'remember how to play Sakuro. I really'}, {'start': '4042.640', 'end': '4046.839', 'text': "don't"}, {'start': '4044.020', 'end': '4049.039', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '4046.839', 'end': '4052.799', 'text': 'remember. And I also have to remember'}, {'start': '4049.039', 'end': '4055.359', 'text': 'how to stream cuz like taking Oh, hi.'}, {'start': '4052.799', 'end': '4058.480', 'text': "Who am I locked on to? Dude, you're not"}, {'start': '4055.359', 'end': '4062.640', 'text': 'even on my screen. But this guy was Come'}, {'start': '4058.480', 'end': '4063.880', 'text': "on, game. I don't like it. Why was I"}, {'start': '4062.640', 'end': '4068.799', 'text': 'playing this'}, {'start': '4063.880', 'end': '4068.799', 'text': 'game? Shut up. Shut up.'}, {'start': '4069.680', 'end': '4074.359', 'text': 'I have to remember how to stream cuz'}, {'start': '4071.599', 'end': '4077.359', 'text': "it's been like eight"}, {'start': '4074.359', 'end': '4077.359', 'text': 'years.'}, {'start': '4080.119', 'end': '4084.520', 'text': 'Boom. Boom.'}, {'start': '4082.930', 'end': '4087.119', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '4084.520', 'end': '4088.720', 'text': "Okay. Like like I don't I don't know"}, {'start': '4087.119', 'end': '4093.280', 'text': "what it is. I don't know what it is."}, {'start': '4088.720', 'end': '4095.280', 'text': "It's just the idea of a a deflection"}, {'start': '4093.280', 'end': '4098.159', 'text': 'mechanic just tickles my brain, you'}, {'start': '4095.280', 'end': '4102.759', 'text': "know, cuz and funny enough, that's what"}, {'start': '4098.159', 'end': '4105.520', 'text': 'I do as a martial artist. Like like'}, {'start': '4102.759', 'end': '4109.359', 'text': "using using your opponent's energy"}, {'start': '4105.520', 'end': '4112.640', 'text': 'against you, against them is like a a'}, {'start': '4109.359', 'end': '4116.319', 'text': 'fundamental part of of Combat Hiko,'}, {'start': '4112.640', 'end': '4119.359', 'text': 'right? Because like like Okay, hold on.'}, {'start': '4116.319', 'end': '4122.120', 'text': 'Intense music. Quiet down. Like if you'}, {'start': '4119.359', 'end': '4124.719', 'text': 'are getting punched at for example me,'}, {'start': '4122.120', 'end': '4128.159', 'text': "right? I know I'm going to get [\xa0__\xa0] for"}, {'start': '4124.719', 'end': '4132.679', 'text': 'for this, but like like in the grand'}, {'start': '4128.159', 'end': '4136.880', 'text': 'scheme of things, I am not a large'}, {'start': '4132.679', 'end': '4142.480', 'text': "person. I'm not a a particularly large"}, {'start': '4136.880', 'end': '4144.120', 'text': 'or or muscular person, right? Um I am in'}, {'start': '4142.480', 'end': '4148.560', 'text': 'fact'}, {'start': '4144.120', 'end': '4150.520', 'text': 'a skinny woman. I am I am quite a skinny'}, {'start': '4148.560', 'end': '4155.440', 'text': 'woman.'}, {'start': '4150.520', 'end': '4159.440', 'text': 'Um but but like if somebody who is, you'}, {'start': '4155.440', 'end': '4164.239', 'text': 'know, twice my size punches at me, I am'}, {'start': '4159.440', 'end': '4167.120', 'text': 'not able to just block that, you know,'}, {'start': '4164.239', 'end': '4169.759', 'text': "like I can't just block that and I'm"}, {'start': '4167.120', 'end': '4171.679', 'text': "good. That's They would literally break"}, {'start': '4169.759', 'end': '4175.279', 'text': 'my bones. They they would they would'}, {'start': '4171.679', 'end': '4176.920', 'text': 'just break my bones cuz I have you know'}, {'start': '4175.279', 'end': '4180.640', 'text': 'I got thin ass'}, {'start': '4176.920', 'end': '4185.520', 'text': 'bones. So like what you have to do is'}, {'start': '4180.640', 'end': '4189.679', 'text': 'instead of blocking you you redirect it'}, {'start': '4185.520', 'end': '4191.400', 'text': 'in a sense, right? So instead of instead'}, {'start': '4189.679', 'end': '4194.800', 'text': 'of like you'}, {'start': '4191.400', 'end': '4198.400', 'text': 'know just put your arms up, prevent them'}, {'start': '4194.800', 'end': '4200.800', 'text': "from hitting you, right? It's more it's"}, {'start': '4198.400', 'end': '4203.520', 'text': 'a circular motion. That is one of the'}, {'start': '4200.800', 'end': '4207.120', 'text': 'fundamentals of my martial art is is'}, {'start': '4203.520', 'end': '4210.719', 'text': 'circular motion. So so instead of just'}, {'start': '4207.120', 'end': '4215.360', 'text': "like you know arms uph don't hit me"}, {'start': '4210.719', 'end': '4217.840', 'text': 'right it is hands out and then they'}, {'start': '4215.360', 'end': '4219.840', 'text': 'punch at you move yourself out of the'}, {'start': '4217.840', 'end': '4222.000', 'text': "way so obviously you don't get hit if"}, {'start': '4219.840', 'end': '4224.520', 'text': "you mess it up or if you can't you know"}, {'start': '4222.000', 'end': '4228.560', 'text': 'move them enough.'}, {'start': '4224.520', 'end': '4231.920', 'text': 'um and and you like guide their arm past'}, {'start': '4228.560', 'end': '4235.679', 'text': "you basically which is it's not actually"}, {'start': '4231.920', 'end': '4238.560', 'text': 'that different from from uh a lot of'}, {'start': '4235.679', 'end': '4240.719', 'text': "other martial arts in that sense. It's"}, {'start': '4238.560', 'end': '4244.159', 'text': 'just that in combat hop we we tend to'}, {'start': '4240.719', 'end': '4246.719', 'text': 'put a little bit more focus on uh'}, {'start': '4244.159', 'end': '4246.719', 'text': 'circular'}, {'start': '4250.360', 'end': '4256.440', 'text': 'motion. Boom. Boom. Oh, I hit them all.'}, {'start': '4254.440', 'end': '4259.840', 'text': 'Boom.'}, {'start': '4256.440', 'end': '4262.000', 'text': 'Boom. That was sick. That guy is the'}, {'start': '4259.840', 'end': '4264.320', 'text': 'hero of the entire [\xa0__\xa0] group. I'}, {'start': '4262.000', 'end': '4265.560', 'text': 'swear to God, that guy is the hero of'}, {'start': '4264.320', 'end': '4268.560', 'text': 'the whole'}, {'start': '4265.560', 'end': '4271.420', 'text': 'group. One guy decided, "Oh, we\'re going'}, {'start': '4268.560', 'end': '4274.539', 'text': 'to we\'re actually going to hit you." My'}, {'start': '4271.420', 'end': '4274.539', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '4274.679', 'end': '4279.920', 'text': 'gourd. Watch this [\xa0__\xa0] Watch this [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '4277.760', 'end': '4281.199', 'text': "I'm going to parry everything. I'm going"}, {'start': '4279.920', 'end': '4282.239', 'text': "to parry everything. They're going to"}, {'start': '4281.199', 'end': '4284.840', 'text': "come at me. I'm going to pair"}, {'start': '4282.239', 'end': '4288.239', 'text': 'everything. Okay. Not if I get hit by an'}, {'start': '4284.840', 'end': '4288.239', 'text': 'arrow. Okay.'}, {'start': '4289.480', 'end': '4294.080', 'text': 'Well, okay. Well, I'}, {'start': '4294.840', 'end': '4301.760', 'text': "I did the wrong moves. Okay. Like that's"}, {'start': '4298.640', 'end': '4303.280', 'text': 'my bad. They just did the other moves.'}, {'start': '4301.760', 'end': '4306.440', 'text': "They did the wrong ones. I'm going to"}, {'start': '4303.280', 'end': '4308.719', 'text': 'use skill points cuz I have so'}, {'start': '4306.440', 'end': '4311.120', 'text': "many. Judo's famous for that kind of"}, {'start': '4308.719', 'end': '4314.159', 'text': "deflections. Is it? I mean, I've never"}, {'start': '4311.120', 'end': '4316.320', 'text': 'actually seen judo in practice myself.'}, {'start': '4314.159', 'end': '4318.719', 'text': "I've seen kickboxing. I've seen"}, {'start': '4316.320', 'end': '4323.360', 'text': "taekwondo. I've seen combat havo. I've"}, {'start': '4318.719', 'end': '4325.960', 'text': "seen um I've seen iikido through footage"}, {'start': '4323.360', 'end': '4329.360', 'text': 'wi-i which is uh'}, {'start': '4325.960', 'end': '4333.679', 'text': "like it's sort of related to combat"}, {'start': '4329.360', 'end': '4336.440', 'text': "hopko, but like it's there's quite a few"}, {'start': '4333.679', 'end': '4341.280', 'text': 'differences.'}, {'start': '4336.440', 'end': '4341.280', 'text': 'Um, virtuous deed,'}, {'start': '4342.120', 'end': '4349.360', 'text': 'exorcism. Uh,'}, {'start': '4345.000', 'end': '4349.360', 'text': "uh, I don't know, man. I don't"}, {'start': '4349.640', 'end': '4353.760', 'text': 'know. Reduces the amount of damage to'}, {'start': '4352.000', 'end': '4355.679', 'text': 'posture when attacked by an enemy with a'}, {'start': '4353.760', 'end': '4357.800', 'text': "sword. I mean, that's just good. That's"}, {'start': '4355.679', 'end': '4360.600', 'text': 'just a'}, {'start': '4357.800', 'end': '4365.040', 'text': 'bonus. Ashing a'}, {'start': '4360.600', 'end': '4369.360', 'text': "cross. That's kind of cool."}, {'start': '4365.040', 'end': '4371.760', 'text': 'So wait, draw a crucififor cut in the'}, {'start': '4369.360', 'end': '4376.440', 'text': 'blink of an eye so fast it could sever'}, {'start': '4371.760', 'end': '4379.520', 'text': 'the arm of Shura or so boasts Isa'}, {'start': '4376.440', 'end': '4383.400', 'text': "Asha. That's kind of cool. That's kind"}, {'start': '4379.520', 'end': '4385.840', 'text': "of cool. That's kind of"}, {'start': '4383.400', 'end': '4387.199', 'text': 'sick. Judo is described as the art of'}, {'start': '4385.840', 'end': '4389.280', 'text': "using your opponent's strength against"}, {'start': '4387.199', 'end': '4392.480', 'text': 'them. A lot of martial arts are based on'}, {'start': '4389.280', 'end': '4394.400', 'text': 'that though. A lot of martial arts are'}, {'start': '4392.480', 'end': '4397.199', 'text': 'very much based on the idea of using'}, {'start': '4394.400', 'end': '4399.440', 'text': "your opponent's strength against them. I"}, {'start': '4397.199', 'end': '4402.400', 'text': "just specify combat hopo because that's"}, {'start': '4399.440', 'end': '4405.560', 'text': 'obviously what I what I practice or used'}, {'start': '4402.400', 'end': '4409.760', 'text': "to practice. I obviously don't get to"}, {'start': '4405.560', 'end': '4409.760', 'text': 'Hi. No, thank you.'}, {'start': '4411.480', 'end': '4417.640', 'text': 'I'}, {'start': '4413.000', 'end': '4421.280', 'text': 'Okay, I guess. Okay, I'}, {'start': '4417.640', 'end': '4425.090', 'text': 'Okay, I guess so.'}, {'start': '4421.280', 'end': '4426.280', 'text': 'Oh, great. Lightning dog. Okay. Um'}, {'start': '4425.090', 'end': '4431.840', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '4426.280', 'end': '4435.920', 'text': 'Um Um Um Okay, if we just keep going and'}, {'start': '4431.840', 'end': '4439.199', 'text': "then we don't stop. Oh, great. The"}, {'start': '4435.920', 'end': '4445.840', 'text': "Shichiman warrior. Don't summon your"}, {'start': '4439.199', 'end': '4445.840', 'text': 'skulls at me, please. Ow. Ow. Ow.'}, {'start': '4446.600', 'end': '4449.800', 'text': 'Gourd. Am I going to get lightning shot'}, {'start': '4449.040', 'end': '4453.760', 'text': 'at'}, {'start': '4449.800', 'end': '4453.760', 'text': 'me? I definitely'}, {'start': '4457.480', 'end': '4465.040', 'text': 'am. What am I supposed to do? Just die.'}, {'start': '4461.760', 'end': '4467.520', 'text': 'I think die is actually their answer. I'}, {'start': '4465.040', 'end': '4471.760', 'text': "think die is what I'm intended to do"}, {'start': '4467.520', 'end': '4471.760', 'text': 'here. I just die.'}, {'start': '4475.880', 'end': '4483.440', 'text': 'Unless. Okay. Okay. That was poor timing'}, {'start': '4479.280', 'end': '4485.840', 'text': 'on me. Whoa. Whoa. Did you see that'}, {'start': '4483.440', 'end': '4485.840', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '4491.640', 'end': '4499.440', 'text': 'fish? Did you see the size of that'}, {'start': '4495.239', 'end': '4502.159', 'text': 'guy? Oh my god. He was huge.'}, {'start': '4499.440', 'end': '4504.560', 'text': 'Oh my god. I want to give him a kiss. I'}, {'start': '4502.159', 'end': '4505.800', 'text': 'want to give him a fish kiss. Should I'}, {'start': '4504.560', 'end': '4508.080', 'text': 'make a kiss'}, {'start': '4505.800', 'end': '4508.159', 'text': 'emote? Should I make a a a a a a a a a a'}, {'start': '4508.080', 'end': '4508.480', 'text': 'a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a'}, {'start': '4508.159', 'end': '4508.560', 'text': 'a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a'}, {'start': '4508.480', 'end': '4508.640', 'text': 'a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a'}, {'start': '4508.560', 'end': '4508.719', 'text': 'a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a'}, {'start': '4508.640', 'end': '4510.920', 'text': 'a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a'}, {'start': '4508.719', 'end': '4513.920', 'text': 'a a a a a a a a a a a a a a smelly'}, {'start': '4510.920', 'end': '4515.239', 'text': 'nine, you know? Should I do that? I'}, {'start': '4513.920', 'end': '4518.120', 'text': 'think it could be'}, {'start': '4515.239', 'end': '4520.400', 'text': 'cute. What are you dot dot dotting me'}, {'start': '4518.120', 'end': '4521.700', 'text': 'about? What are you dot dot dotting me'}, {'start': '4520.400', 'end': '4524.000', 'text': 'about?'}, {'start': '4521.700', 'end': '4528.400', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '4524.000', 'end': '4531.760', 'text': 'I think I think smelly nine uh kiss'}, {'start': '4528.400', 'end': '4534.400', 'text': 'could be cute. Mhm. Yeah. Like it would'}, {'start': '4531.760', 'end': '4534.400', 'text': 'be like cat'}, {'start': '4535.080', 'end': '4542.520', 'text': 'kiss. Smelly n kiss as in kiss but also'}, {'start': '4539.080', 'end': '4545.960', 'text': "fish. I don't think that would"}, {'start': '4542.520', 'end': '4549.000', 'text': 'help. Abuse potential.'}, {'start': '4545.960', 'end': '4551.440', 'text': 'Uh what potential would it'}, {'start': '4549.000', 'end': '4552.400', 'text': "have? Just just an emote that's just"}, {'start': '4551.440', 'end': '4554.120', 'text': 'like'}, {'start': '4552.400', 'end': '4557.239', 'text': 'You'}, {'start': '4554.120', 'end': '4561.080', 'text': 'know like'}, {'start': '4557.239', 'end': '4564.800', 'text': 'that fish, come here. Come'}, {'start': '4561.080', 'end': '4567.280', 'text': "here. Please don't murder me. Why do you"}, {'start': '4564.800', 'end': '4569.440', 'text': 'always murder me? Why must it always be'}, {'start': '4567.280', 'end': '4573.760', 'text': "murder? I'm going to drink my gourd. God"}, {'start': '4569.440', 'end': '4573.760', 'text': 'damn it. Gourd. Damn'}, {'start': '4578.120', 'end': '4582.280', 'text': "it. Okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's"}, {'start': '4580.800', 'end': '4586.040', 'text': "okay. It's"}, {'start': '4582.280', 'end': '4588.560', 'text': 'okay. No. God damn it. I was almost'}, {'start': '4586.040', 'end': '4590.400', 'text': 'there. I need to just go kill that guy'}, {'start': '4588.560', 'end': '4593.400', 'text': 'first. I just need to get there. Kill'}, {'start': '4590.400', 'end': '4596.719', 'text': 'that guy first. How do you gourd'}, {'start': '4593.400', 'end': '4599.120', 'text': "underwater? I don't know. I It must It's"}, {'start': '4596.719', 'end': '4602.280', 'text': "got like a great lid to it. It's Yeah,"}, {'start': '4599.120', 'end': '4605.159', 'text': "it's it's very very well sealed, I"}, {'start': '4602.280', 'end': '4609.640', 'text': "assume. So, you're the"}, {'start': '4605.159', 'end': '4609.640', 'text': "sniper. You're the sniper."}, {'start': '4613.040', 'end': '4620.400', 'text': 'So I go from'}, {'start': '4615.080', 'end': '4620.400', 'text': 'there. I see my pathing. I see my'}, {'start': '4623.400', 'end': '4628.800', 'text': 'pathing up'}, {'start': '4625.560', 'end': '4630.740', 'text': 'here. Okay, I got it. I got it. I got'}, {'start': '4628.800', 'end': '4632.360', 'text': 'it. I got it. I got'}, {'start': '4630.740', 'end': '4635.120', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '4632.360', 'end': '4636.800', 'text': 'this. Ow, dude. Why do they do so much'}, {'start': '4635.120', 'end': '4639.679', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] damage with the things that they'}, {'start': '4636.800', 'end': '4639.679', 'text': 'throw?'}, {'start': '4640.000', 'end': '4645.440', 'text': "The juke. Oh, it wasn't a juke. They"}, {'start': '4642.880', 'end': '4646.520', 'text': 'know. They know. Stop kicking soccer'}, {'start': '4645.440', 'end': '4648.760', 'text': 'balls at'}, {'start': '4646.520', 'end': '4651.760', 'text': 'me.'}, {'start': '4648.760', 'end': '4651.760', 'text': 'Ford.'}, {'start': '4652.840', 'end': '4659.400', 'text': 'Ford. Okay.'}, {'start': '4655.719', 'end': '4661.719', 'text': 'Grapple. I need to get over'}, {'start': '4659.400', 'end': '4666.719', 'text': 'there. Up'}, {'start': '4661.719', 'end': '4668.239', 'text': 'here. Oh, [\xa0__\xa0] Dude, come on.'}, {'start': '4666.719', 'end': '4670.440', 'text': "I've got this. I've got this. I've got"}, {'start': '4668.239', 'end': '4673.760', 'text': "this. I've got this. I've got"}, {'start': '4670.440', 'end': '4673.760', 'text': 'this. Jump'}, {'start': '4676.040', 'end': '4681.199', 'text': "here. Okay. There's a way up there, but"}, {'start': '4678.719', 'end': '4682.280', 'text': "I just don't know what it is. I've been"}, {'start': '4681.199', 'end': '4684.280', 'text': 'up there,'}, {'start': '4682.280', 'end': '4687.040', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '4684.280', 'end': '4689.920', 'text': "though. Like, I I just I don't know."}, {'start': '4687.040', 'end': '4691.320', 'text': "Well, I don't see the way a a kiss emote"}, {'start': '4689.920', 'end': '4693.600', 'text': 'like that would get'}, {'start': '4691.320', 'end': '4697.360', 'text': 'abused cuz it would just be a very'}, {'start': '4693.600', 'end': '4697.360', 'text': 'simple kiss emote, you'}, {'start': '4699.080', 'end': '4707.199', 'text': "know. Come on. I'm so bad at"}, {'start': '4703.480', 'end': '4710.719', 'text': 'navigating. I have no no Oh, this is the'}, {'start': '4707.199', 'end': '4713.800', 'text': "way. I'm so good at navigating, bro. I"}, {'start': '4710.719', 'end': '4718.239', 'text': 'remembered the exact'}, {'start': '4713.800', 'end': '4718.239', 'text': 'path. Yeah, I did.'}, {'start': '4720.199', 'end': '4727.560', 'text': 'Hello. Whoa.'}, {'start': '4723.560', 'end': '4730.880', 'text': "Okay. At least he doesn't mute me. I'm"}, {'start': '4727.560', 'end': '4732.560', 'text': "dead. That's okay. Smelly as a martial"}, {'start': '4730.880', 'end': '4735.520', 'text': "arts instructor. I'm curious what your"}, {'start': '4732.560', 'end': '4735.520', 'text': 'thoughts on karate'}, {'start': '4737.360', 'end': '4741.159', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '4738.679', 'end': '4746.000', 'text': 'are. To each their'}, {'start': '4741.159', 'end': '4749.320', 'text': 'own. To each their own. Okay.'}, {'start': '4746.000', 'end': '4751.800', 'text': 'that to to each their own.'}, {'start': '4749.320', 'end': '4755.600', 'text': 'Okay,'}, {'start': '4751.800', 'end': '4758.120', 'text': 'that if if you if you want to learn a'}, {'start': '4755.600', 'end': '4760.880', 'text': 'martial art and'}, {'start': '4758.120', 'end': '4765.679', 'text': 'and you just really want to learn a'}, {'start': '4760.880', 'end': '4769.239', 'text': 'martial art, I would say uh karate is'}, {'start': '4765.679', 'end': '4775.440', 'text': 'one of them that you could'}, {'start': '4769.239', 'end': '4780.560', 'text': 'learn. I have no other opinions on that.'}, {'start': '4775.440', 'end': '4783.239', 'text': 'I have no feelings about karate that'}, {'start': '4780.560', 'end': '4788.520', 'text': 'that may come'}, {'start': '4783.239', 'end': '4791.560', 'text': 'across inflammatory in any sense and no'}, {'start': '4788.520', 'end': '4797.040', 'text': 'no weird feelings about'}, {'start': '4791.560', 'end': '4801.440', 'text': 'it and just and I find it very much uh'}, {'start': '4797.040', 'end': '4802.440', 'text': 'to be a martial art one of them and'}, {'start': '4801.440', 'end': '4805.600', 'text': "that's"}, {'start': '4802.440', 'end': '4808.640', 'text': 'that. How do you see me? How do you see'}, {'start': '4805.600', 'end': '4811.159', 'text': 'me? Oh my god. I know my butt was'}, {'start': '4808.640', 'end': '4814.679', 'text': 'sticking out, but'}, {'start': '4811.159', 'end': '4816.440', 'text': 'still. Shut.'}, {'start': '4814.679', 'end': '4818.960', 'text': 'Boom.'}, {'start': '4816.440', 'end': '4820.640', 'text': "So, so I'm going to blow my nose really"}, {'start': '4818.960', 'end': '4823.640', 'text': 'quick, but I have an idea. I have a'}, {'start': '4820.640', 'end': '4823.640', 'text': 'thought.'}, {'start': '4834.560', 'end': '4840.239', 'text': "What's your favorite martial arts movie?"}, {'start': '4836.400', 'end': '4843.600', 'text': 'The liveaction Dragon Ball Z movie. That'}, {'start': '4840.239', 'end': '4848.679', 'text': "one. That's my favorite one. Definitely."}, {'start': '4843.600', 'end': '4851.320', 'text': "That's the best one. Mhm. Definitely."}, {'start': '4848.679', 'end': '4855.360', 'text': 'Yep. Like, okay.'}, {'start': '4851.320', 'end': '4855.360', 'text': 'So, so,'}, {'start': '4856.120', 'end': '4865.000', 'text': "so I have a theory about what's"}, {'start': '4859.600', 'end': '4866.760', 'text': 'happening based on the way these enemies'}, {'start': '4865.000', 'end': '4871.679', 'text': 'fight.'}, {'start': '4866.760', 'end': '4872.440', 'text': 'So, Guinicho used lightning, which was'}, {'start': '4871.679', 'end': '4875.320', 'text': 'uh'}, {'start': '4872.440', 'end': '4878.159', 'text': 'reportedly taught to him by Tommo,'}, {'start': '4875.320', 'end': '4879.960', 'text': 'right? Or something to that effect from'}, {'start': '4878.159', 'end': '4885.600', 'text': 'what I remember.'}, {'start': '4879.960', 'end': '4887.960', 'text': 'Um, so, so these guys fight very'}, {'start': '4885.600', 'end': '4890.760', 'text': 'similarly to how Ginicho'}, {'start': '4887.960', 'end': '4893.719', 'text': "fought. Guinicho didn't"}, {'start': '4890.760', 'end': '4898.880', 'text': "die. He's still alive. He"}, {'start': '4893.719', 'end': '4905.120', 'text': "left. So, I get the feeling I'm going to"}, {'start': '4898.880', 'end': '4909.040', 'text': 'finally get to to a a like a a later a'}, {'start': '4905.120', 'end': '4912.159', 'text': "later part of this area and and he's"}, {'start': '4909.040', 'end': '4914.560', 'text': "going to show back up and be like, I'm"}, {'start': '4912.159', 'end': '4916.080', 'text': "still alive and I'm going to be then"}, {'start': '4914.560', 'end': '4919.520', 'text': 'just going to have to deflect lightning'}, {'start': '4916.080', 'end': '4922.800', 'text': "a whole bunch. Like I there's that has"}, {'start': '4919.520', 'end': '4925.679', 'text': "to be what's going to happen. Hello."}, {'start': '4922.800', 'end': '4926.920', 'text': "That has to be the case. I don't see any"}, {'start': '4925.679', 'end': '4929.199', 'text': 'other'}, {'start': '4926.920', 'end': '4930.600', 'text': "way. You don't see me, right? You see"}, {'start': '4929.199', 'end': '4933.280', 'text': 'me.'}, {'start': '4930.600', 'end': '4935.199', 'text': "Okay. I don't see any other way. Like,"}, {'start': '4933.280', 'end': '4937.360', 'text': "he's going to just show back up and he's"}, {'start': '4935.199', 'end': '4939.280', 'text': 'going to be like, "Bitch, I\'m still'}, {'start': '4937.360', 'end': '4940.880', 'text': 'here." And I\'m going to be like, "No."'}, {'start': '4939.280', 'end': '4942.560', 'text': "And and then he's going to kill me a"}, {'start': '4940.880', 'end': '4943.480', 'text': 'whole bunch of times until I figure out'}, {'start': '4942.560', 'end': '4946.520', 'text': 'the'}, {'start': '4943.480', 'end': '4950.239', 'text': 'fight. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come'}, {'start': '4946.520', 'end': '4955.520', 'text': 'on. No. Come in with it. Yes. Okay.'}, {'start': '4950.239', 'end': '4955.520', 'text': 'Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.'}, {'start': '4955.960', 'end': '4963.360', 'text': "Okay, that's good. We got the sculptor's"}, {'start': '4960.000', 'end': '4965.679', 'text': "idol. That's all I needed. That's all I"}, {'start': '4963.360', 'end': '4967.560', 'text': 'needed. I want to learn the martial art'}, {'start': '4965.679', 'end': '4971.040', 'text': 'where you shoot soccer balls at your'}, {'start': '4967.560', 'end': '4972.880', 'text': 'enemies. It sounds pretty fun. Mhm. That'}, {'start': '4971.040', 'end': '4974.280', 'text': 'That does sound It sounds like the plot'}, {'start': '4972.880', 'end': '4976.800', 'text': 'of an'}, {'start': '4974.280', 'end': '4978.960', 'text': 'anime. That does sound like the plot of'}, {'start': '4976.800', 'end': '4978.960', 'text': 'an'}, {'start': '4980.440', 'end': '4985.480', 'text': "anime. Oh, they they curve. I didn't"}, {'start': '4983.440', 'end': '4990.159', 'text': 'even notice'}, {'start': '4985.480', 'end': '4990.159', 'text': 'that. No, I tried. I'}, {'start': '4990.440', 'end': '4996.159', 'text': "tried. God damn it. I'm going to get"}, {'start': '4993.400', 'end': '4999.920', 'text': 'this. I want to shoot him back with'}, {'start': '4996.159', 'end': '4999.920', 'text': 'lightning. This like I need my'}, {'start': '5001.080', 'end': '5007.120', 'text': 'revenge. Okay, so he holds it for a'}, {'start': '5004.679', 'end': '5010.520', 'text': "second. She holds it. I was told they're"}, {'start': '5007.120', 'end': '5010.520', 'text': 'all gorals.'}, {'start': '5012.280', 'end': '5018.159', 'text': "Boom. I missed. That's okay. That's"}, {'start': '5015.520', 'end': '5021.080', 'text': "okay. That's okay cuz I'm just going to"}, {'start': '5018.159', 'end': '5026.000', 'text': 'murder you anyway. Wait, you are the'}, {'start': '5021.080', 'end': '5027.760', 'text': 'boss. You are the boss. Oh my god. It'}, {'start': '5026.000', 'end': '5029.400', 'text': "was a funny joke when I said that you're"}, {'start': '5027.760', 'end': '5032.520', 'text': 'the'}, {'start': '5029.400', 'end': '5037.199', 'text': "boss for being a boss. You're"}, {'start': '5032.520', 'end': '5039.480', 'text': "pretty pretty murderable though. You're"}, {'start': '5037.199', 'end': '5043.560', 'text': 'pretty murderable boss.'}, {'start': '5039.480', 'end': '5047.760', 'text': 'Um. Um. Okay. Good. Goodbye. Prayer'}, {'start': '5043.560', 'end': '5047.760', 'text': 'bead. Why?'}, {'start': '5047.880', 'end': '5052.600', 'text': 'Hi. I love eating my audio from time.'}, {'start': '5051.440', 'end': '5056.960', 'text': 'What does that'}, {'start': '5052.600', 'end': '5056.960', 'text': 'mean? What does Joyce? What does that'}, {'start': '5057.639', 'end': '5064.960', 'text': 'mean? Shaolin'}, {'start': '5060.600', 'end': '5064.960', 'text': 'soccer. What is Shaolin'}, {'start': '5065.000', 'end': '5071.760', 'text': 'soccer? That sounds so funny.'}, {'start': '5068.560', 'end': '5077.239', 'text': 'Like I you guys you guys like I know'}, {'start': '5071.760', 'end': '5081.960', 'text': "that that I'm a martial artist, but like"}, {'start': '5077.239', 'end': '5085.639', 'text': "I don't I I haven't watched any"}, {'start': '5081.960', 'end': '5088.719', 'text': 'like like you'}, {'start': '5085.639', 'end': '5092.120', 'text': 'know good oldfashioned martial arts'}, {'start': '5088.719', 'end': '5095.239', 'text': "movies. I haven't I just I"}, {'start': '5092.120', 'end': '5100.159', 'text': "haven't Soccer is a comedy about kung fu"}, {'start': '5095.239', 'end': '5103.600', 'text': 'soccer. Very cool. Very holy [\xa0__\xa0] Okay,'}, {'start': '5100.159', 'end': '5106.719', 'text': 'I saw I saw a video. It was actually It'}, {'start': '5103.600', 'end': '5109.760', 'text': 'was uh the most critical video of it.'}, {'start': '5106.719', 'end': '5112.239', 'text': 'Um, is the audio still crunchy? Is it'}, {'start': '5109.760', 'end': '5115.719', 'text': 'still being crunchy or is it okay now?'}, {'start': '5112.239', 'end': '5118.840', 'text': 'It usually solves itself quickly. No.'}, {'start': '5115.719', 'end': '5123.159', 'text': 'Okay. Okay. Um but but'}, {'start': '5118.840', 'end': '5129.280', 'text': 'but I saw I saw'}, {'start': '5123.159', 'end': '5131.600', 'text': 'um it was a video about about a guy who'}, {'start': '5129.280', 'end': '5135.120', 'text': 'and and like he was you know like on a'}, {'start': '5131.600', 'end': '5138.080', 'text': "podcast, you know, he it's the exact guy"}, {'start': '5135.120', 'end': '5141.120', 'text': "that you're thinking on a podcast,"}, {'start': '5138.080', 'end': '5146.320', 'text': 'definitely spends 4 hours in the gym a'}, {'start': '5141.120', 'end': '5148.480', 'text': 'day. uh uh too tight button-up shirt,'}, {'start': '5146.320', 'end': '5150.360', 'text': 'big ass beard, talking about alpha'}, {'start': '5148.480', 'end': '5156.239', 'text': 'males, right?'}, {'start': '5150.360', 'end': '5158.639', 'text': 'Um and he was talking about about being'}, {'start': '5156.239', 'end': '5158.639', 'text': 'a'}, {'start': '5158.679', 'end': '5165.600', 'text': 'superhum. He was talking about being a'}, {'start': '5162.600', 'end': '5167.400', 'text': 'superhum. And the way that you get there'}, {'start': '5165.600', 'end': '5172.560', 'text': 'to have this super'}, {'start': '5167.400', 'end': '5175.280', 'text': 'strength is micro fractures.'}, {'start': '5172.560', 'end': '5178.800', 'text': 'This guy, this guy claimed that that'}, {'start': '5175.280', 'end': '5181.360', 'text': 'when he was a kid, when he was like 15'}, {'start': '5178.800', 'end': '5184.159', 'text': 'or something, his dad got mad at him and'}, {'start': '5181.360', 'end': '5187.440', 'text': 'he got a bat and his dad swung the bat'}, {'start': '5184.159', 'end': '5189.360', 'text': 'at him, but he caught the bat and he'}, {'start': '5187.440', 'end': '5191.440', 'text': 'broke the bat over his knee and then he'}, {'start': '5189.360', 'end': '5193.920', 'text': 'picked up his dad and threw him into the'}, {'start': '5191.440', 'end': '5197.600', 'text': 'coffee table and the table broke. He'}, {'start': '5193.920', 'end': '5200.560', 'text': 'literally claims that. and and he claims'}, {'start': '5197.600', 'end': '5203.840', 'text': 'that the reason why he was so strong and'}, {'start': '5200.560', 'end': '5207.719', 'text': "that he's unlocked his potential is"}, {'start': '5203.840', 'end': '5212.800', 'text': 'because of micro fractures because'}, {'start': '5207.719', 'end': '5215.440', 'text': 'because Mu Thai does does that. I need'}, {'start': '5212.800', 'end': '5216.600', 'text': 'you guys to know I have done Mu Thai'}, {'start': '5215.440', 'end': '5219.600', 'text': 'training'}, {'start': '5216.600', 'end': '5221.679', 'text': "before. I've done Mu Thai training. I"}, {'start': '5219.600', 'end': '5224.600', 'text': 'have kicked nuts with the express'}, {'start': '5221.679', 'end': '5227.679', 'text': 'purpose of hurting my'}, {'start': '5224.600', 'end': '5230.400', 'text': 'leg because Muai Mu Thai pads are like'}, {'start': '5227.679', 'end': '5234.239', 'text': 'super hard, right? I have kicked Mu Thai'}, {'start': '5230.400', 'end': '5238.800', 'text': 'pads for the express purpose of hurting'}, {'start': '5234.239', 'end': '5240.440', 'text': 'my leg to strengthen it. Can I tell you'}, {'start': '5238.800', 'end': '5243.600', 'text': "what it doesn't"}, {'start': '5240.440', 'end': '5247.239', 'text': 'do? It does not make you a superhum.'}, {'start': '5243.600', 'end': '5252.000', 'text': 'This guy, I [\xa0__\xa0] you [\xa0__\xa0] not. This'}, {'start': '5247.239', 'end': '5255.639', 'text': 'man says that your skull is the'}, {'start': '5252.000', 'end': '5260.880', 'text': 'strongest bone in your'}, {'start': '5255.639', 'end': '5265.040', 'text': 'body and that you should hit it a whole'}, {'start': '5260.880', 'end': '5268.239', 'text': "bunch to strengthen it. I'm not kidding."}, {'start': '5265.040', 'end': '5270.400', 'text': 'He literally said that. He said that you'}, {'start': '5268.239', 'end': '5273.199', 'text': 'should you should hit all of your bones.'}, {'start': '5270.400', 'end': '5276.480', 'text': 'I used to spend hours in my room hitting'}, {'start': '5273.199', 'end': '5278.440', 'text': "my my legs with a hammer and it's just"}, {'start': '5276.480', 'end': '5280.920', 'text': 'like what are what'}, {'start': '5278.440', 'end': '5283.440', 'text': "dude? There's no"}, {'start': '5280.920', 'end': '5286.159', 'text': "way. And the only reason that I'd"}, {'start': '5283.440', 'end': '5289.159', 'text': 'believe him is because he said you'}, {'start': '5286.159', 'end': '5292.480', 'text': 'should hit your head with a hammer,'}, {'start': '5289.159', 'end': '5295.040', 'text': 'too. I fully believe he believes it now.'}, {'start': '5292.480', 'end': '5296.199', 'text': 'Like if he if he followed that, then I'}, {'start': '5295.040', 'end': '5299.920', 'text': 'fully believe'}, {'start': '5296.199', 'end': '5302.560', 'text': "it. Like it's so insane."}, {'start': '5299.920', 'end': '5302.560', 'text': "It's so"}, {'start': '5302.600', 'end': '5307.120', 'text': "absurd. And he and it's worth noting"}, {'start': '5305.360', 'end': '5310.320', 'text': 'when he said that it was micro'}, {'start': '5307.120', 'end': '5310.320', 'text': 'fractures, he said'}, {'start': '5311.080', 'end': '5317.239', 'text': "microracts. He didn't even get the word"}, {'start': '5313.360', 'end': '5320.400', 'text': "right. He he he didn't get the word"}, {'start': '5317.239', 'end': '5322.280', 'text': 'right. He was He was talking about his'}, {'start': '5320.400', 'end': '5326.480', 'text': 'his'}, {'start': '5322.280', 'end': '5329.120', 'text': 'superhuman superhuman uh uh thing, but'}, {'start': '5326.480', 'end': '5330.800', 'text': "he didn't even get the word right. Hi"}, {'start': '5329.120', 'end': '5333.760', 'text': "all. Hope everyone's doing well and if"}, {'start': '5330.800', 'end': '5334.760', 'text': "you aren't that it's on the mend. Hi."}, {'start': '5333.760', 'end': '5338.159', 'text': "I'm I'm"}, {'start': '5334.760', 'end': '5339.960', 'text': "I'm having a time myself. But but"}, {'start': '5338.159', 'end': '5342.679', 'text': "hopefully I'm on the"}, {'start': '5339.960', 'end': '5345.120', 'text': 'mend. Is this the'}, {'start': '5342.679', 'end': '5346.560', 'text': 'start? Oh my god. I was able to just'}, {'start': '5345.120', 'end': '5348.719', 'text': "swim there the whole time. That's kind"}, {'start': '5346.560', 'end': '5350.679', 'text': "of cool. I didn't even realize that."}, {'start': '5348.719', 'end': '5355.040', 'text': "That's kind of"}, {'start': '5350.679', 'end': '5359.000', 'text': 'cool. But like holy [\xa0__\xa0] right? Like'}, {'start': '5355.040', 'end': '5359.000', 'text': 'what the [\xa0__\xa0] dude?'}, {'start': '5360.159', 'end': '5365.920', 'text': "There's so much down"}, {'start': '5362.440', 'end': '5365.920', 'text': 'here. Oh my'}, {'start': '5367.480', 'end': '5375.360', 'text': 'god. Why is there headless down'}, {'start': '5371.239', 'end': '5378.080', 'text': "here? I don't Oh god. I don't like that."}, {'start': '5375.360', 'end': '5378.080', 'text': 'Gives me so'}, {'start': '5380.760', 'end': '5387.239', 'text': "many I don't like this. I don't like"}, {'start': '5383.960', 'end': '5392.719', 'text': 'this. Open chest. Just open'}, {'start': '5387.239', 'end': '5396.239', 'text': "it. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. I died. It's"}, {'start': '5392.719', 'end': '5398.840', 'text': "okay. It's okay. Prayer bead. Treasure"}, {'start': '5396.239', 'end': '5402.639', 'text': 'curb scale. Treasure curb scale.'}, {'start': '5398.840', 'end': '5402.639', 'text': 'Okay. Okay.'}, {'start': '5403.960', 'end': '5408.719', 'text': "You You can't catch me. Okay. Precious"}, {'start': '5407.280', 'end': '5411.199', 'text': "bait. I don't know what the precious"}, {'start': '5408.719', 'end': '5413.600', 'text': 'bait is, but it sounds nice. It sounds'}, {'start': '5411.199', 'end': '5415.520', 'text': 'pretty nice, I guess. Are we playing'}, {'start': '5413.600', 'end': '5417.239', 'text': 'Subnotica? It does feel like the Lost'}, {'start': '5415.520', 'end': '5419.440', 'text': 'River except with'}, {'start': '5417.239', 'end': '5421.040', 'text': 'ghosts, which I guess the Lost River'}, {'start': '5419.440', 'end': '5425.320', 'text': "technically has ghosts, but they're"}, {'start': '5421.040', 'end': '5427.840', 'text': "fish. They're ghost leviathans. So, I I"}, {'start': '5425.320', 'end': '5429.920', 'text': 'guess hardening your skull to protect'}, {'start': '5427.840', 'end': '5432.280', 'text': 'your brain is like getting a cyber truck'}, {'start': '5429.920', 'end': '5433.880', 'text': 'to feel'}, {'start': '5432.280', 'end': '5439.040', 'text': 'safer.'}, {'start': '5433.880', 'end': '5439.040', 'text': 'Real very real. Very, very'}, {'start': '5439.159', 'end': '5444.760', 'text': 'real. Are you wolf? Am I wolf?'}, {'start': '5444.800', 'end': '5451.920', 'text': "I'm a"}, {'start': '5446.360', 'end': '5456.280', 'text': "wolf. That's me. It's me. Wolf sec. Mr."}, {'start': '5451.920', 'end': '5460.960', 'text': 'Mr. Wolf Siro, the real'}, {'start': '5456.280', 'end': '5463.199', 'text': 'one. Someone please redeem. No. Nope. No'}, {'start': '5460.960', 'end': '5465.560', 'text': "one's allowed to redeem that anymore."}, {'start': '5463.199', 'end': '5468.040', 'text': "It's against the"}, {'start': '5465.560', 'end': '5472.000', 'text': 'law. Is that a big'}, {'start': '5468.040', 'end': '5473.239', 'text': 'guy? Thank you for the hundred bids.'}, {'start': '5472.000', 'end': '5476.400', 'text': 'Thank'}, {'start': '5473.239', 'end': '5479.880', 'text': "you. Gray tail wild paw. No, it's not"}, {'start': '5476.400', 'end': '5483.480', 'text': "wild paws. It's it's it's"}, {'start': '5479.880', 'end': '5486.960', 'text': "it's gray gray"}, {'start': '5483.480', 'end': '5489.480', 'text': "fang wild blood. Yeah, that's what my"}, {'start': '5486.960', 'end': '5493.440', 'text': 'werewolf name was.'}, {'start': '5489.480', 'end': '5496.719', 'text': 'Mhm. Smelly is a real one for for being'}, {'start': '5493.440', 'end': '5498.960', 'text': 'the the alpha. The alpha. You know how I'}, {'start': '5496.719', 'end': '5501.880', 'text': "know I'm an alpha? Cuz I strengthen my"}, {'start': '5498.960', 'end': '5507.280', 'text': 'skull every day by hitting it with a'}, {'start': '5501.880', 'end': '5510.440', 'text': "hammer. Mhm. Mhm. I do. I do. It's"}, {'start': '5507.280', 'end': '5513.480', 'text': "that's that's the alpha that's the alpha"}, {'start': '5510.440', 'end': '5515.239', 'text': 'behavior. You'}, {'start': '5513.480', 'end': '5517.960', 'text': 'you'}, {'start': '5515.239', 'end': '5520.280', 'text': 'Hello. Do you happen to be going to the'}, {'start': '5517.960', 'end': '5523.719', 'text': 'palace? If you are, you should take the'}, {'start': '5520.280', 'end': '5527.719', 'text': "backpack. Nowadays, it's underwater."}, {'start': '5523.719', 'end': '5527.719', 'text': 'Oh, okay.'}, {'start': '5527.800', 'end': '5535.199', 'text': 'M um'}, {'start': '5531.760', 'end': '5539.560', 'text': "the great carp. That's so cool. I I like"}, {'start': '5535.199', 'end': '5543.040', 'text': "big creatures. I I'm a very big fan of"}, {'start': '5539.560', 'end': '5545.280', 'text': 'like like excessively large fauna in'}, {'start': '5543.040', 'end': '5549.520', 'text': "games. It's part of why I love Subnotica"}, {'start': '5545.280', 'end': '5551.920', 'text': 'so much is because because like giant'}, {'start': '5549.520', 'end': '5555.239', 'text': 'animals are just cool to me. I just find'}, {'start': '5551.920', 'end': '5559.679', 'text': 'that really really sick. I'}, {'start': '5555.239', 'end': '5563.639', 'text': "Okay, I have a plan. It's actually It's"}, {'start': '5559.679', 'end': '5567.679', 'text': 'actually inspired off of um'}, {'start': '5563.639', 'end': '5571.280', 'text': 'Wii. You know Wii Tong um from Avatar.'}, {'start': '5567.679', 'end': '5575.679', 'text': 'He who knows 10,000 things, the owl, the'}, {'start': '5571.280', 'end': '5579.440', 'text': 'the big ass library owl. I have an idea'}, {'start': '5575.679', 'end': '5581.960', 'text': 'for my D&D world that is inspired'}, {'start': '5579.440', 'end': '5586.760', 'text': 'partially off of'}, {'start': '5581.960', 'end': '5590.080', 'text': 'Wani, which is a gigantic'}, {'start': '5586.760', 'end': '5592.199', 'text': 'macaw like like a like a Harley Quinn'}, {'start': '5590.080', 'end': '5594.880', 'text': 'macaw specifically.'}, {'start': '5592.199', 'end': '5596.320', 'text': 'Mhm. I loved Ark Survival Evolved for'}, {'start': '5594.880', 'end': '5599.600', 'text': 'the same reason. Then I went underwater'}, {'start': '5596.320', 'end': '5603.360', 'text': 'and I stopped enjoying it. I played so'}, {'start': '5599.600', 'end': '5605.920', 'text': 'much Ark when I was younger. like like'}, {'start': '5603.360', 'end': '5606.920', 'text': 'an insane amount of Arc Survival Evolved'}, {'start': '5605.920', 'end': '5611.280', 'text': 'when I was'}, {'start': '5606.920', 'end': '5614.560', 'text': 'younger and and I actually uh barely'}, {'start': '5611.280', 'end': '5615.480', 'text': 'ever went underwater because because it'}, {'start': '5614.560', 'end': '5618.320', 'text': 'was'}, {'start': '5615.480', 'end': '5620.000', 'text': 'just and there was nothing under there'}, {'start': '5618.320', 'end': '5622.040', 'text': 'when I had first started playing it. So,'}, {'start': '5620.000', 'end': '5624.320', 'text': "I just didn't like"}, {'start': '5622.040', 'end': '5626.800', 'text': 'it. I thought you were a furry. What do'}, {'start': '5624.320', 'end': '5628.320', 'text': "you mean I'm not a furry? I'm not a"}, {'start': '5626.800', 'end': '5631.440', 'text': 'furry.'}, {'start': '5628.320', 'end': '5634.320', 'text': 'What what what would inspire you to that'}, {'start': '5631.440', 'end': '5636.560', 'text': "sentence right now? I don't even know"}, {'start': '5634.320', 'end': '5636.560', 'text': 'what'}, {'start': '5637.000', 'end': '5643.960', 'text': 'would. Alpha is giving themselves brain'}, {'start': '5639.600', 'end': '5648.159', 'text': 'name, but like like it just'}, {'start': '5643.960', 'end': '5651.199', 'text': "it it's just so so goofy. Is this isn't"}, {'start': '5648.159', 'end': '5651.199', 'text': 'the giant carp,'}, {'start': '5651.800', 'end': '5657.920', 'text': "right? Please don't murder"}, {'start': '5654.840', 'end': '5660.120', 'text': "me. Please don't murder me. I don't know"}, {'start': '5657.920', 'end': '5663.199', 'text': "how I'm supposed to fight"}, {'start': '5660.120', 'end': '5666.800', 'text': "you. Oh, wait. You're easy to kill. Oh,"}, {'start': '5663.199', 'end': '5671.080', 'text': "you're less easy to kill. Okay. Um Um"}, {'start': '5666.800', 'end': '5674.639', 'text': 'Can I not use this underwater? Oh, [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '5671.080', 'end': '5678.000', 'text': "Okay, that's really really interesting."}, {'start': '5674.639', 'end': '5681.760', 'text': 'Easy to kill, low health bar, but also'}, {'start': '5678.000', 'end': '5683.760', 'text': 'really hard to not die to. I like that.'}, {'start': '5681.760', 'end': '5686.320', 'text': 'I like it when they just switch the'}, {'start': '5683.760', 'end': '5687.639', 'text': 'scales a little bit, you know? I like it'}, {'start': '5686.320', 'end': '5691.120', 'text': 'when they do'}, {'start': '5687.639', 'end': '5695.040', 'text': 'that. Oh, wait. The fish is in water. I'}, {'start': '5691.120', 'end': '5698.760', 'text': 'I mean, not anymore. Not anymore. I I'}, {'start': '5695.040', 'end': '5701.840', 'text': 'was briefly briefly in the'}, {'start': '5698.760', 'end': '5704.120', 'text': 'water and like at least I took out the'}, {'start': '5701.840', 'end': '5708.159', 'text': 'electrocuting'}, {'start': '5704.120', 'end': '5711.120', 'text': 'guy. But yes, my my head became corn dog'}, {'start': '5708.159', 'end': '5713.520', 'text': 'size purely because of how much I hit it'}, {'start': '5711.120', 'end': '5715.440', 'text': 'with a hammer. Mhm.'}, {'start': '5713.520', 'end': '5717.120', 'text': 'Have you seen the Wired video about a'}, {'start': '5715.440', 'end': '5720.880', 'text': "guy who has a D and D campaign that's"}, {'start': '5717.120', 'end': '5723.840', 'text': "been going over 40 years? I haven't."}, {'start': '5720.880', 'end': '5726.440', 'text': "That sounds super sick. I've I've been"}, {'start': '5723.840', 'end': '5729.280', 'text': 'in a campaign'}, {'start': '5726.440', 'end': '5730.880', 'text': "for How old is that campaign? I wasn't"}, {'start': '5729.280', 'end': '5732.639', 'text': 'in the whole campaign, but there are'}, {'start': '5730.880', 'end': '5734.320', 'text': 'players that were in the whole campaign.'}, {'start': '5732.639', 'end': '5737.199', 'text': "Um like it's the same DM in the same"}, {'start': '5734.320', 'end': '5738.560', 'text': 'core group. Um and I was in there at the'}, {'start': '5737.199', 'end': '5740.560', 'text': "start, but I quit because I didn't"}, {'start': '5738.560', 'end': '5742.719', 'text': "really enjoy it at first. But I've"}, {'start': '5740.560', 'end': '5746.520', 'text': 'learned that I do love D and D. I just'}, {'start': '5742.719', 'end': '5750.280', 'text': 'needed a better character.'}, {'start': '5746.520', 'end': '5754.520', 'text': 'Um, how long has it been'}, {'start': '5750.280', 'end': '5757.719', 'text': "running? I've had my character for four"}, {'start': '5754.520', 'end': '5759.639', 'text': 'years. I want to say the campaign is'}, {'start': '5757.719', 'end': '5761.960', 'text': 'eight years'}, {'start': '5759.639', 'end': '5764.560', 'text': 'old. I want to'}, {'start': '5761.960', 'end': '5766.360', 'text': "say I want to say the campaign's eight"}, {'start': '5764.560', 'end': '5770.239', 'text': 'years'}, {'start': '5766.360', 'end': '5773.840', 'text': "old. Mhm. That's That's what I I I think"}, {'start': '5770.239', 'end': '5777.199', 'text': "it's eight 8 years oldish. So, like,"}, {'start': '5773.840', 'end': '5781.520', 'text': "we're going to get there if if my DM"}, {'start': '5777.199', 'end': '5783.840', 'text': 'keeps putting off the whole uh uh'}, {'start': '5781.520', 'end': '5787.000', 'text': 'finishing up the campaign to move on to'}, {'start': '5783.840', 'end': '5791.360', 'text': "the second campaign cuz like he he we've"}, {'start': '5787.000', 'end': '5795.920', 'text': 'been supposedly going to have campaign 2'}, {'start': '5791.360', 'end': '5798.560', 'text': "for for like the past 3 years. We've"}, {'start': '5795.920', 'end': '5802.880', 'text': 'been supposed to move to campaign 2 for'}, {'start': '5798.560', 'end': '5806.520', 'text': 'a long time. But but I love my character'}, {'start': '5802.880', 'end': '5809.560', 'text': 'and I love the party dynamic in that'}, {'start': '5806.520', 'end': '5812.920', 'text': "campaign. So like I don't mind. I don't"}, {'start': '5809.560', 'end': '5816.560', 'text': 'mind. I will gladly I will'}, {'start': '5812.920', 'end': '5818.560', 'text': "gladly Don't die. Don't I will gladly"}, {'start': '5816.560', 'end': '5821.600', 'text': 'stick around in that campaign for as'}, {'start': '5818.560', 'end': '5824.880', 'text': 'long as it goes. It could be going for'}, {'start': '5821.600', 'end': '5827.119', 'text': 'the next 40 years and I would be happy'}, {'start': '5824.880', 'end': '5829.000', 'text': 'with it with the same character even,'}, {'start': '5827.119', 'end': '5832.440', 'text': 'you'}, {'start': '5829.000', 'end': '5836.679', 'text': "know. Okay, but this one's almost"}, {'start': '5832.440', 'end': '5840.400', 'text': 'dead. Die, die, die. No. God damn it,'}, {'start': '5836.679', 'end': '5843.400', 'text': "dude. God damn it. I'm going to blow my"}, {'start': '5840.400', 'end': '5843.400', 'text': 'nose.'}, {'start': '5852.639', 'end': '5855.119', 'text': "I'm going to"}, {'start': '5868.199', 'end': '5876.560', 'text': "sneeze. Okay, I'm okay. Hi,"}, {'start': '5871.639', 'end': '5876.560', 'text': "Tul. I'm okay. I'm I'm alive."}, {'start': '5876.880', 'end': '5881.280', 'text': "That was I I don't have my allergy"}, {'start': '5879.360', 'end': '5883.520', 'text': "medication right now and I didn't go to"}, {'start': '5881.280', 'end': '5886.080', 'text': 'the store with my mom this morning. So,'}, {'start': '5883.520', 'end': '5889.360', 'text': "I wasn't able to grab some more at the"}, {'start': '5886.080', 'end': '5893.800', 'text': 'store. So, that kind of sucks. So, if'}, {'start': '5889.360', 'end': '5897.760', 'text': "I'm sneezy for a while, that that that's"}, {'start': '5893.800', 'end': '5900.520', 'text': 'why. Okay. Okay. Okay. What just shot at'}, {'start': '5897.760', 'end': '5904.080', 'text': 'me? That was a different thing.'}, {'start': '5900.520', 'end': '5904.080', 'text': 'Oh, are those'}, {'start': '5905.560', 'end': '5909.520', 'text': "piranha? Okay, I know you guys can't"}, {'start': '5907.840', 'end': '5914.000', 'text': "make this reference because it's"}, {'start': '5909.520', 'end': '5916.520', 'text': 'actually banned in chat um for uh uh'}, {'start': '5914.000', 'end': '5921.520', 'text': "reasons that I'll get into."}, {'start': '5916.520', 'end': '5924.760', 'text': 'Um was it say just say yes or no. Was it'}, {'start': '5921.520', 'end': '5926.920', 'text': 'Finding Nemo where where the girl was'}, {'start': '5924.760', 'end': '5928.600', 'text': "like I'm a"}, {'start': '5926.920', 'end': '5933.360', 'text': 'piranha?'}, {'start': '5928.600', 'end': '5933.360', 'text': 'Was Was that from from'}, {'start': '5933.880', 'end': '5941.199', 'text': "Nemo? I don't remember. I feel like it"}, {'start': '5937.679', 'end': '5943.520', 'text': 'was. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. The'}, {'start': '5941.199', 'end': '5945.360', 'text': 'reason Okay. I mean, some of you might'}, {'start': '5943.520', 'end': '5947.000', 'text': 'be wondering why Nemo is banned in my'}, {'start': '5945.360', 'end': '5950.960', 'text': 'chat.'}, {'start': '5947.000', 'end': '5955.840', 'text': "Um, it's because, especially when I was"}, {'start': '5950.960', 'end': '5960.800', 'text': 'a smaller streamer, um, very very often'}, {'start': '5955.840', 'end': '5964.080', 'text': 'people would would compare me to Dory or'}, {'start': '5960.800', 'end': '5966.679', 'text': 'talk about Dory and not just talk like'}, {'start': '5964.080', 'end': '5968.760', 'text': 'joke about it, which is'}, {'start': '5966.679', 'end': '5972.119', 'text': 'like, you'}, {'start': '5968.760', 'end': '5975.840', 'text': 'know, when you have'}, {'start': '5972.119', 'end': '5978.239', 'text': 'amnesia in real life,'}, {'start': '5975.840', 'end': '5980.800', 'text': 'the comic relief character having'}, {'start': '5978.239', 'end': '5984.239', 'text': "short-term memory loss and that's the"}, {'start': '5980.800', 'end': '5984.239', 'text': 'joke is that she forgets'}, {'start': '5984.600', 'end': '5990.760', 'text': "stuff. It doesn't feel great. It doesn't"}, {'start': '5987.920', 'end': '5994.480', 'text': 'feel great. And it is an very'}, {'start': '5990.760', 'end': '5999.400', 'text': 'unfortunate like turn of events that I'}, {'start': '5994.480', 'end': '6002.480', 'text': 'am a fish YouTuber who is blue. But like'}, {'start': '5999.400', 'end': '6005.040', 'text': "I so that's why that's why Nemo is"}, {'start': '6002.480', 'end': '6007.280', 'text': 'banned in my chat. I will get this. I'}, {'start': '6005.040', 'end': '6009.320', 'text': "just keep dying so early that it's not"}, {'start': '6007.280', 'end': '6012.560', 'text': 'even worth'}, {'start': '6009.320', 'end': '6015.400', 'text': "staying. That's That's why I I keep it"}, {'start': '6012.560', 'end': '6019.280', 'text': 'banned cuz cuz you'}, {'start': '6015.400', 'end': '6022.040', 'text': 'know I still need to to find structure a'}, {'start': '6019.280', 'end': '6026.880', 'text': 'video on um'}, {'start': '6022.040', 'end': '6030.639', 'text': 'um on on on stutter, not my stutter on'}, {'start': '6026.880', 'end': '6034.000', 'text': 'on my disorder. Um, I I want to'}, {'start': '6030.639', 'end': '6037.760', 'text': 'structure a video about my my memory'}, {'start': '6034.000', 'end': '6039.880', 'text': 'disorder and and you know, just just put'}, {'start': '6037.760', 'end': '6041.480', 'text': 'something out there, you'}, {'start': '6039.880', 'end': '6045.800', 'text': 'know.'}, {'start': '6041.480', 'end': '6051.040', 'text': 'Um, more precious baits. Can you'}, {'start': '6045.800', 'end': '6051.040', 'text': 'not Can you Holy [\xa0__\xa0] Like a'}, {'start': '6051.960', 'end': '6062.719', 'text': 'torpedo. Um Um, but I Stop it.'}, {'start': '6058.800', 'end': '6064.119', 'text': "Where's the last one? You're dead. Okay,"}, {'start': '6062.719', 'end': '6066.239', 'text': "we're"}, {'start': '6064.119', 'end': '6069.080', 'text': "good. It's nice that there are pretty"}, {'start': '6066.239', 'end': '6071.600', 'text': 'much only cool people now.'}, {'start': '6069.080', 'end': '6073.440', 'text': "Mhm. There's, you know, every now and"}, {'start': '6071.600', 'end': '6075.960', 'text': 'again somebody will come into my chat'}, {'start': '6073.440', 'end': '6079.280', 'text': 'and just and just be'}, {'start': '6075.960', 'end': '6081.679', 'text': 'like a weirdo, you know, like what that'}, {'start': '6079.280', 'end': '6084.880', 'text': 'butt do and then and then the mods ban'}, {'start': '6081.679', 'end': '6088.040', 'text': 'them instantly. like that that I mean'}, {'start': '6084.880', 'end': '6090.639', 'text': "that's just the Twitch experience, you"}, {'start': '6088.040', 'end': '6092.520', 'text': "know. That's just kind of what it's like"}, {'start': '6090.639', 'end': '6096.159', 'text': 'being on'}, {'start': '6092.520', 'end': '6098.360', 'text': 'Twitch. But but for the most part, that'}, {'start': '6096.159', 'end': '6101.600', 'text': "doesn't really happen in my"}, {'start': '6098.360', 'end': '6106.000', 'text': "streams. That that doesn't it's it's not"}, {'start': '6101.600', 'end': '6106.000', 'text': 'very common. Not very common for'}, {'start': '6108.520', 'end': '6115.239', 'text': "me. So, I'm really curious. Oh,"}, {'start': '6112.520', 'end': '6118.159', 'text': 'wa. That was'}, {'start': '6115.239', 'end': '6119.840', 'text': "sick. I'm I'm curious cuz I only No."}, {'start': '6118.159', 'end': '6122.719', 'text': 'Okay. There are two health bars. Good to'}, {'start': '6119.840', 'end': '6122.719', 'text': 'know. Good to'}, {'start': '6125.000', 'end': '6132.679', 'text': 'know.'}, {'start': '6126.760', 'end': '6138.440', 'text': 'Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Gordon.'}, {'start': '6132.679', 'end': '6138.440', 'text': 'Okay. Uh Gordon, dodge.'}, {'start': '6142.800', 'end': '6146.960', 'text': "Don't you have a breath bar in this"}, {'start': '6144.239', 'end': '6150.320', 'text': 'game? Um, no, cuz I have the strongest'}, {'start': '6146.960', 'end': '6154.239', 'text': "lungs known to man. Ow. Okay. I don't"}, {'start': '6150.320', 'end': '6154.239', 'text': 'have the strongest soul known to man,'}, {'start': '6155.639', 'end': '6162.000', 'text': 'though. Lord, I just want to take out'}, {'start': '6159.119', 'end': '6165.400', 'text': "one. If I take out one, it'll be so much"}, {'start': '6162.000', 'end': '6168.560', 'text': 'easier. I just need to take out'}, {'start': '6165.400', 'end': '6171.119', 'text': 'one. No. God damn it, dude. Why am I so'}, {'start': '6168.560', 'end': '6173.520', 'text': "bad at this? Do I need I'm I'm just I'm"}, {'start': '6171.119', 'end': '6175.840', 'text': 'going to use divine confetti. I want to'}, {'start': '6173.520', 'end': '6178.960', 'text': 'Or I could use the mortal blade. That'}, {'start': '6175.840', 'end': '6181.199', 'text': 'might help, too. That might help, too.'}, {'start': '6178.960', 'end': '6182.880', 'text': 'Can you kill them? Assumingly, cuz they'}, {'start': '6181.199', 'end': '6187.360', 'text': 'have health bars that go down when I'}, {'start': '6182.880', 'end': '6187.360', 'text': 'attack them. So, I assume I can kill'}, {'start': '6188.840', 'end': '6194.960', 'text': 'them. Here we go. Here we go. Can you'}, {'start': '6193.280', 'end': '6196.719', 'text': "use the mortal blade underwater? I don't"}, {'start': '6194.960', 'end': '6199.199', 'text': "know. I don't know. That's why I want to"}, {'start': '6196.719', 'end': '6199.199', 'text': 'test it.'}, {'start': '6201.119', 'end': '6206.880', 'text': "Hey, [\xa0__\xa0] I'm here to give you kisses."}, {'start': '6205.360', 'end': '6208.719', 'text': 'I cannot use the mortal blade'}, {'start': '6206.880', 'end': '6211.560', 'text': 'underwater. I cannot use the mortal'}, {'start': '6208.719', 'end': '6214.520', 'text': 'blade underwater. Good to'}, {'start': '6211.560', 'end': '6218.400', 'text': 'know.'}, {'start': '6214.520', 'end': '6221.360', 'text': "Okay. I'm dead. Okay. I don't think this"}, {'start': '6218.400', 'end': '6221.360', 'text': 'was the'}, {'start': '6223.239', 'end': '6228.360', 'text': 'run.'}, {'start': '6225.239', 'end': '6231.760', 'text': 'Gourd. Okay.'}, {'start': '6228.360', 'end': '6233.280', 'text': "Okay. But I am just so bad. I'm going to"}, {'start': '6231.760', 'end': '6235.119', 'text': "I'm going to see if I can just get past"}, {'start': '6233.280', 'end': '6237.520', 'text': "them. I don't want to fight this. I"}, {'start': '6235.119', 'end': '6240.080', 'text': "don't want to fight this. It's just not"}, {'start': '6237.520', 'end': '6242.239', 'text': "It's just I don't I don't like the water"}, {'start': '6240.080', 'end': '6244.320', 'text': "combat. I don't like it. I don't like"}, {'start': '6242.239', 'end': '6247.040', 'text': "it. It feels awkward. I feel like I've"}, {'start': '6244.320', 'end': '6250.000', 'text': 'lost the abilities that I normally use.'}, {'start': '6247.040', 'end': '6252.960', 'text': "I've lost the the flow that I have,"}, {'start': '6250.000', 'end': '6254.560', 'text': "which is ironic cuz I'm in the water. If"}, {'start': '6252.960', 'end': '6257.280', 'text': "I'm going to have a flow anywhere, it"}, {'start': '6254.560', 'end': '6260.400', 'text': 'should be in the river. But but I just I'}, {'start': '6257.280', 'end': '6263.440', 'text': "don't have it. I don't have it anymore."}, {'start': '6260.400', 'end': '6263.440', 'text': 'There should be a big'}, {'start': '6263.880', 'end': '6269.880', 'text': 'cave. Big cave where big fish go. Unless'}, {'start': '6268.639', 'end': '6272.920', 'text': "it's"}, {'start': '6269.880', 'end': '6276.080', 'text': "over Unless it's"}, {'start': '6272.920', 'end': '6277.800', 'text': 'over here. Cuz I saw it, right? Like I'}, {'start': '6276.080', 'end': '6280.400', 'text': 'saw it'}, {'start': '6277.800', 'end': '6282.159', 'text': "somewhere. Didn't I see it over here? I"}, {'start': '6280.400', 'end': '6284.159', 'text': 'think I did.'}, {'start': '6282.159', 'end': '6285.679', 'text': 'I guess I was just going to the big fish'}, {'start': '6284.159', 'end': '6291.719', 'text': 'corpse because I figured that there was'}, {'start': '6285.679', 'end': '6294.119', 'text': "a big fish corpse. But maybe it's here"}, {'start': '6291.719', 'end': '6296.880', 'text': 'possibly. I'}, {'start': '6294.119', 'end': '6298.880', 'text': "hope it is the fact that it's two. I"}, {'start': '6296.880', 'end': '6300.800', 'text': 'just got turned completely around. Okay.'}, {'start': '6298.880', 'end': '6302.719', 'text': "Um it is the fact that it's two because"}, {'start': '6300.800', 'end': '6304.760', 'text': 'they spam you and then the projectiles'}, {'start': '6302.719', 'end': '6306.880', 'text': "seek you and it's just"}, {'start': '6304.760', 'end': '6308.880', 'text': "annoying. It's dumb and then they"}, {'start': '6306.880', 'end': '6311.440', 'text': "inflict terror and you can't use the"}, {'start': '6308.880', 'end': '6314.159', 'text': "pacifying agent underwater. it doesn't"}, {'start': '6311.440', 'end': '6316.480', 'text': "let you. So, it's extra difficult"}, {'start': '6314.159', 'end': '6319.600', 'text': "because you're not allowed to to get rid"}, {'start': '6316.480', 'end': '6323.280', 'text': 'of the terror effect, you know? So, like'}, {'start': '6319.600', 'end': '6326.320', 'text': "it Oh, it's nowhere near them. So, I"}, {'start': '6323.280', 'end': '6326.320', 'text': "don't even have to"}, {'start': '6329.159', 'end': '6332.560', 'text': 'worry. Big'}, {'start': '6333.560', 'end': '6340.760', 'text': 'fish. Big fish is so cool.'}, {'start': '6338.719', 'end': '6346.080', 'text': 'Can I murder Big'}, {'start': '6340.760', 'end': '6348.639', 'text': "Fish? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. I'm"}, {'start': '6346.080', 'end': '6351.480', 'text': 'sorry, Big Fish. I Why does he have'}, {'start': '6348.639', 'end': '6355.600', 'text': 'human teeth?'}, {'start': '6351.480', 'end': '6355.600', 'text': "Why? I don't like big fish"}, {'start': '6364.920', 'end': '6368.920', 'text': 'anymore. Hello.'}, {'start': '6369.239', 'end': '6373.520', 'text': 'Hello. Why do you have human'}, {'start': '6379.239', 'end': '6384.679', 'text': 'teeth? Oh,'}, {'start': '6382.360', 'end': '6389.280', 'text': 'brother. Brother,'}, {'start': '6384.679', 'end': '6392.000', 'text': "why? Why? You're dead. You just get a"}, {'start': '6389.280', 'end': '6394.400', 'text': 'concussion. I hear actually that banging'}, {'start': '6392.000', 'end': '6397.960', 'text': 'your head on something will actually'}, {'start': '6394.400', 'end': '6397.960', 'text': 'thicken your skull.'}, {'start': '6398.080', 'end': '6402.320', 'text': 'Oh,'}, {'start': '6399.159', 'end': '6404.440', 'text': "dude. Why doesn't he have a health bar?"}, {'start': '6402.320', 'end': '6407.040', 'text': "I'm guessing that he's not"}, {'start': '6404.440', 'end': '6410.000', 'text': "killable. I'm guessing that I'm not able"}, {'start': '6407.040', 'end': '6412.159', 'text': "to kill him. You'll be sorry when his"}, {'start': '6410.000', 'end': '6413.920', 'text': "skull gets harder. I think I'm going to"}, {'start': '6412.159', 'end': '6416.360', 'text': 'be gone by the time his skull gets'}, {'start': '6413.920', 'end': '6418.239', 'text': 'harder from the'}, {'start': '6416.360', 'end': '6420.800', 'text': "concussions. Please tell me this isn't"}, {'start': '6418.239', 'end': '6422.880', 'text': "where I think it is. Okay. No, it's not."}, {'start': '6420.800', 'end': '6424.800', 'text': 'This is around the back. Okay, good.'}, {'start': '6422.880', 'end': '6427.320', 'text': 'Good.'}, {'start': '6424.800', 'end': '6430.199', 'text': "They're just being"}, {'start': '6427.320', 'end': '6434.320', 'text': 'koi'}, {'start': '6430.199', 'end': '6436.480', 'text': 'mods. Mods, can we um Is there legal'}, {'start': '6434.320', 'end': '6438.520', 'text': 'action that we can take against that'}, {'start': '6436.480', 'end': '6442.320', 'text': 'actually?'}, {'start': '6438.520', 'end': '6443.639', 'text': 'Um it like like is there does that break'}, {'start': '6442.320', 'end': '6446.840', 'text': 'any sort of'}, {'start': '6443.639', 'end': '6451.080', 'text': 'laws? I I would like to hope that it'}, {'start': '6446.840', 'end': '6453.679', 'text': 'does. Oh, great. We have the horror'}, {'start': '6451.080', 'end': '6456.239', 'text': 'section. Great. We have the horror'}, {'start': '6453.679', 'end': '6458.480', 'text': "sector where it's okay. They're they're"}, {'start': '6456.239', 'end': '6461.440', 'text': "really stupid, so I guess it's not very"}, {'start': '6458.480', 'end': '6464.520', 'text': "horrible, huh? Okay, never I'm not Never"}, {'start': '6461.440', 'end': '6466.639', 'text': "mind. There's nothing scary here. My My"}, {'start': '6464.520', 'end': '6469.920', 'text': "apologies. Okay. Well, it's a little"}, {'start': '6466.639', 'end': '6472.880', 'text': "uncomfy, but like it's not too bad."}, {'start': '6469.920', 'end': '6476.760', 'text': "They're They're very very killable. That"}, {'start': '6472.880', 'end': '6478.440', 'text': 'fish fight is a piece of'}, {'start': '6476.760', 'end': '6482.440', 'text': 'carp.'}, {'start': '6478.440', 'end': '6482.440', 'text': 'No. No.'}, {'start': '6484.560', 'end': '6486.960', 'text': 'Gord'}, {'start': '6487.159', 'end': '6493.119', 'text': 'seed. Holy'}, {'start': '6489.639', 'end': '6493.119', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] Oh my'}, {'start': '6493.159', 'end': '6499.800', 'text': "god. It's been like forever since I've"}, {'start': '6495.600', 'end': '6504.920', 'text': "gotten a gourd seed. That's so"}, {'start': '6499.800', 'end': '6507.440', 'text': "nice. Hold on. I'm genuinely"}, {'start': '6504.920', 'end': '6509.440', 'text': "scared that they're giving me a gourd"}, {'start': '6507.440', 'end': '6513.119', 'text': 'seed here.'}, {'start': '6509.440', 'end': '6516.400', 'text': "Like that's that's scary. Why are they"}, {'start': '6513.119', 'end': '6516.400', 'text': 'giving me a gourd seed'}, {'start': '6516.840', 'end': '6521.760', 'text': "here? It kind of feels like they're"}, {'start': '6519.280', 'end': '6523.520', 'text': "saying you're going to need it. You're"}, {'start': '6521.760', 'end': '6525.280', 'text': "You're going to need this cuz you're a"}, {'start': '6523.520', 'end': '6528.520', 'text': "stinky baby gamer and you're going to"}, {'start': '6525.280', 'end': '6528.520', 'text': 'need healing.'}, {'start': '6528.960', 'end': '6534.600', 'text': 'Give gourd seed. Yes. Do I have any'}, {'start': '6532.320', 'end': '6538.800', 'text': 'more? I had'}, {'start': '6534.600', 'end': '6542.320', 'text': "two. I had two. I didn't know. Give a"}, {'start': '6538.800', 'end': '6546.080', 'text': 'drink. Uh, should I share a drink with'}, {'start': '6542.320', 'end': '6549.040', 'text': 'the pretty woman? This see Okay, look'}, {'start': '6546.080', 'end': '6552.800', 'text': 'chat. This is how you rez. This is This'}, {'start': '6549.040', 'end': '6558.560', 'text': 'is how you rez. Okay, as I as I told you'}, {'start': '6552.800', 'end': '6558.560', 'text': "guys, I've I have flirted with women"}, {'start': '6558.840', 'end': '6563.679', 'text': 'before and they and and they liked'}, {'start': '6564.199', 'end': '6568.199', 'text': 'it. Mhm.'}, {'start': '6568.560', 'end': '6574.719', 'text': "I'm going to give her a drink. I brought"}, {'start': '6571.560', 'end': '6577.719', 'text': 'sake. Oh my. That is generous of you. I'}, {'start': '6574.719', 'end': '6577.719', 'text': 'accept.'}, {'start': '6577.880', 'end': '6581.840', 'text': 'Mhm. Delicious. She'}, {'start': '6583.560', 'end': '6588.719', 'text': 'says'}, {'start': '6585.960', 'end': '6591.679', 'text': 'Mhm. As a doctor, I do have other uses'}, {'start': '6588.719', 'end': '6593.440', 'text': 'for sake beyond just drinking.'}, {'start': '6591.679', 'end': '6596.560', 'text': 'It can also help those with a low'}, {'start': '6593.440', 'end': '6598.480', 'text': 'tolerance for pain. Listen, when I was a'}, {'start': '6596.560', 'end': '6599.840', 'text': "child, I couldn't stand the smell of it."}, {'start': '6598.480', 'end': '6602.400', 'text': "You've been doing medical work ever"}, {'start': '6599.840', 'end': '6604.400', 'text': 'since you were a child. Yes. Okay. Well,'}, {'start': '6602.400', 'end': '6608.080', 'text': "she's trauma dumping this. But that's"}, {'start': '6604.400', 'end': '6611.440', 'text': "just how that's that. Okay. Look, if you"}, {'start': '6608.080', 'end': '6614.280', 'text': "if you're not a gay person, that is"}, {'start': '6611.440', 'end': '6617.679', 'text': 'actually how it'}, {'start': '6614.280', 'end': '6620.400', 'text': 'goes. Believe it or not, believe that is'}, {'start': '6617.679', 'end': '6623.679', 'text': 'that is the process of gay flirting.'}, {'start': '6620.400', 'end': '6627.280', 'text': "It's either either you're all shy with"}, {'start': '6623.679', 'end': '6629.440', 'text': 'each other or you immediately trauma'}, {'start': '6627.280', 'end': '6631.679', 'text': 'dump your entire life story on each'}, {'start': '6629.440', 'end': '6633.800', 'text': "other and then you're best friends. Mhm."}, {'start': '6631.679', 'end': '6635.920', 'text': 'And then it stops being'}, {'start': '6633.800', 'end': '6637.920', 'text': 'flirting and then you\'re just like, "Oh,'}, {'start': '6635.920', 'end': '6641.480', 'text': "it's not it wasn't flirting. We just we"}, {'start': '6637.920', 'end': '6641.480', 'text': 'just wanted to be friends."'}, {'start': '6642.880', 'end': '6646.119', 'text': "I don't know who she's talking about"}, {'start': '6644.080', 'end': '6648.320', 'text': 'anymore. I was talking about gay'}, {'start': '6646.119', 'end': '6650.480', 'text': 'people and no information to go on. And'}, {'start': '6648.320', 'end': '6652.920', 'text': 'it was maddening. None of this sounds'}, {'start': '6650.480', 'end': '6655.800', 'text': 'familiar to you.'}, {'start': '6652.920', 'end': '6658.440', 'text': 'Oh. Oh. Is she talking about'}, {'start': '6655.800', 'end': '6660.280', 'text': 'me?'}, {'start': '6658.440', 'end': '6663.280', 'text': 'Oh.'}, {'start': '6660.280', 'end': '6664.960', 'text': 'Oh. Oh. Smelly. What if it was both?'}, {'start': '6663.280', 'end': '6666.800', 'text': 'What do you mean, what if it was both?'}, {'start': '6664.960', 'end': '6671.159', 'text': "I'm going to blow my nose again cuz"}, {'start': '6666.800', 'end': '6671.159', 'text': 'allergies are murdering me.'}, {'start': '6683.920', 'end': '6689.440', 'text': "Look, I just I don't like"}, {'start': '6687.239', 'end': '6691.199', 'text': "like guys, I'm going to be real with"}, {'start': '6689.440', 'end': '6693.840', 'text': "you. I'm going be real with you. Like I"}, {'start': '6691.199', 'end': '6693.840', 'text': 'just I I I'}, {'start': '6694.440', 'end': '6700.159', 'text': 'I like to be open, right, about'}, {'start': '6698.080', 'end': '6705.119', 'text': 'everything on my stream. My stream is'}, {'start': '6700.159', 'end': '6707.320', 'text': 'kind of like a a a a living diary for me'}, {'start': '6705.119', 'end': '6710.199', 'text': 'in a sense, right?'}, {'start': '6707.320', 'end': '6716.000', 'text': 'Um so'}, {'start': '6710.199', 'end': '6716.000', 'text': 'so I want to share what is on the'}, {'start': '6718.360', 'end': '6726.320', 'text': "wall. Oh, who's this door?"}, {'start': '6722.639', 'end': '6728.679', 'text': 'Um, I want to share like like some some'}, {'start': '6726.320', 'end': '6732.719', 'text': "stuff that that's been"}, {'start': '6728.679', 'end': '6732.719', 'text': 'happening. Um,'}, {'start': '6743.480', 'end': '6748.159', 'text': 'oh,'}, {'start': '6745.080', 'end': '6749.760', 'text': "and I don't like it. For some reason,"}, {'start': '6748.159', 'end': '6751.520', 'text': 'Twitch is glitching out for me so that'}, {'start': '6749.760', 'end': '6754.880', 'text': 'once in a while it shows a freeze frame'}, {'start': '6751.520', 'end': '6757.679', 'text': 'of the time when Smelly said when why do'}, {'start': '6754.880', 'end': '6759.880', 'text': 'these wolves have human teeth? Why is'}, {'start': '6757.679', 'end': '6762.900', 'text': 'this'}, {'start': '6759.880', 'end': '6767.040', 'text': "so I've stayed in this hotel room"}, {'start': '6762.900', 'end': '6767.040', 'text': '[Laughter]'}, {'start': '6767.239', 'end': '6771.760', 'text': "before? I've I've like this"}, {'start': '6773.560', 'end': '6778.880', 'text': 'is this motel looks very familiar.'}, {'start': '6779.920', 'end': '6786.080', 'text': "I'm going to leave. Um, and I'm going to"}, {'start': '6782.960', 'end': '6789.599', 'text': 'wash my hands. Probably disinfect my'}, {'start': '6786.080', 'end': '6792.560', 'text': "entire self. Don't bring a black light."}, {'start': '6789.599', 'end': '6792.560', 'text': "I don't think we need"}, {'start': '6793.960', 'end': '6799.320', 'text': "one. I don't think we need a black light"}, {'start': '6796.560', 'end': '6804.080', 'text': 'to see any of'}, {'start': '6799.320', 'end': '6807.280', 'text': 'that. Hello. Goodbye. All the gates. All'}, {'start': '6804.080', 'end': '6809.280', 'text': 'the gates. Bro, we are crossing between'}, {'start': '6807.280', 'end': '6812.159', 'text': 'boundaries of the spirit world and the'}, {'start': '6809.280', 'end': '6812.159', 'text': 'physical world right'}, {'start': '6818.119', 'end': '6821.520', 'text': 'now. Who are'}, {'start': '6823.239', 'end': '6828.480', 'text': "you? I ran by an idol. Okay, I didn't"}, {'start': '6825.920', 'end': '6828.480', 'text': 'see it. Thank'}, {'start': '6829.000', 'end': '6833.000', 'text': 'you. Hello'}, {'start': '6843.679', 'end': '6849.520', 'text': "Is it worm like a centipede? Don't say"}, {'start': '6846.679', 'end': '6853.159', 'text': 'that. I I thought people said that there'}, {'start': '6849.520', 'end': '6853.159', 'text': "weren't any more centipedes."}, {'start': '6860.400', 'end': '6865.440', 'text': 'the divine'}, {'start': '6861.960', 'end': '6865.440', 'text': 'realm. We made'}, {'start': '6867.800', 'end': '6873.360', 'text': "it. It's a lot creepier than I thought"}, {'start': '6871.119', 'end': '6876.639', 'text': "it. That feels like a person. I don't"}, {'start': '6873.360', 'end': '6876.639', 'text': 'know why, but that feels like a'}, {'start': '6881.560', 'end': '6884.560', 'text': 'person.'}, {'start': '6885.400', 'end': '6889.400', 'text': 'Hello. Hello.'}, {'start': '6889.840', 'end': '6894.599', 'text': "You're going to learn sword tricks from"}, {'start': '6891.520', 'end': '6898.159', 'text': "the stalos. No, this isn't Twilight"}, {'start': '6894.599', 'end': '6902.320', 'text': "Princess. This isn't Twilight Princess."}, {'start': '6898.159', 'end': '6902.320', 'text': "Old dragons of the You're a"}, {'start': '6902.599', 'end': '6907.960', 'text': 'dragon.'}, {'start': '6904.840', 'end': '6911.960', 'text': 'Um, bro, they have'}, {'start': '6907.960', 'end': '6911.960', 'text': 'CO. Uhoh.'}, {'start': '6912.040', 'end': '6916.280', 'text': 'Um um'}, {'start': '6920.119', 'end': '6926.280', 'text': 'um. Okay.'}, {'start': '6923.639', 'end': '6929.119', 'text': 'Okay. Fired a'}, {'start': '6926.280', 'end': '6931.000', 'text': 'decent finisher. Can you Okay, so you'}, {'start': '6929.119', 'end': '6934.599', 'text': 'died'}, {'start': '6931.000', 'end': '6937.639', 'text': "easy. Welcome to our polyu. It's not a"}, {'start': '6934.599', 'end': '6941.960', 'text': "polycule. It's not a"}, {'start': '6937.639', 'end': '6944.280', 'text': 'polycule. Shut up. worms.'}, {'start': '6941.960', 'end': '6947.599', 'text': 'Okay,'}, {'start': '6944.280', 'end': '6950.719', 'text': "whoa, that's sick, dude. That reminds me"}, {'start': '6947.599', 'end': '6953.280', 'text': 'of the the sunflower. That reminds me of'}, {'start': '6950.719', 'end': '6955.840', 'text': 'the shadow tree avatar and all of its'}, {'start': '6953.280', 'end': '6957.840', 'text': 'vine attacks. All of its like like roots'}, {'start': '6955.840', 'end': '6959.000', 'text': "that it shoots at you with thorns. It's"}, {'start': '6957.840', 'end': '6961.800', 'text': 'so'}, {'start': '6959.000', 'end': '6965.239', 'text': "cool. That's a vibe that"}, {'start': '6961.800', 'end': '6969.599', 'text': 'Oh, can I I'}, {'start': '6965.239', 'end': '6972.639', 'text': "can That's a vibe that I get behind."}, {'start': '6969.599', 'end': '6972.639', 'text': 'Did I just do something'}, {'start': '6973.400', 'end': '6977.800', 'text': 'different? Did I just do a new'}, {'start': '6976.199', 'end': '6980.800', 'text': 'thing?'}, {'start': '6977.800', 'end': '6980.800', 'text': 'Hello.'}, {'start': '6984.040', 'end': '6992.119', 'text': 'Oh, boom.'}, {'start': '6987.800', 'end': '6995.080', 'text': "Boom. Whoa, dude. That's so"}, {'start': '6992.119', 'end': '6997.840', 'text': "sick. That's so"}, {'start': '6995.080', 'end': '6999.159', 'text': 'cool. You hated that flower? That flower'}, {'start': '6997.840', 'end': '7001.679', 'text': 'is so cool,'}, {'start': '6999.159', 'end': '7004.080', 'text': 'though. I liked that fight. I thought'}, {'start': '7001.679', 'end': '7007.400', 'text': 'that fight was really fun. And it the'}, {'start': '7004.080', 'end': '7011.199', 'text': 'the soundtrack of that fight is'}, {'start': '7007.400', 'end': '7011.199', 'text': 'heartbreaking. Did it just'}, {'start': '7011.960', 'end': '7014.960', 'text': 'flower?'}, {'start': '7016.199', 'end': '7021.239', 'text': 'Uh-oh. My controller went crazy.'}, {'start': '7025.599', 'end': '7030.320', 'text': "It's John Lightning. He's"}, {'start': '7037.239', 'end': '7044.639', 'text': 'here.'}, {'start': '7039.480', 'end': '7044.639', 'text': "What? Dude, that's so cool. What the"}, {'start': '7046.199', 'end': '7050.520', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] No way.'}, {'start': '7051.119', 'end': '7053.679', 'text': 'What the'}, {'start': '7058.040', 'end': '7062.400', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] dude?'}, {'start': '7063.290', 'end': '7068.119', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '7065.320', 'end': '7070.199', 'text': 'Dude, holy'}, {'start': '7068.119', 'end': '7073.199', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] Holy'}, {'start': '7070.199', 'end': '7073.199', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '7073.239', 'end': '7077.440', 'text': "dude. What the I see that I see how I'm"}, {'start': '7076.159', 'end': '7079.960', 'text': "supposed to do it. I see how I'm"}, {'start': '7077.440', 'end': '7084.199', 'text': 'supposed to do it.'}, {'start': '7079.960', 'end': '7086.719', 'text': "Boom. Holy [\xa0__\xa0] That's so"}, {'start': '7084.199', 'end': '7088.599', 'text': 'cool. This is the coolest [\xa0__\xa0] thing'}, {'start': '7086.719', 'end': '7093.280', 'text': 'ever. What the'}, {'start': '7088.599', 'end': '7096.400', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] Why was Elden Beast not this real'}, {'start': '7093.280', 'end': '7100.440', 'text': 'genuine question? Why was Elden Beast'}, {'start': '7096.400', 'end': '7105.339', 'text': "not this? I'm I'm not like"}, {'start': '7100.440', 'end': '7105.339', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '7106.520', 'end': '7110.080', 'text': 'why. Ow.'}, {'start': '7111.320', 'end': '7116.639', 'text': "Boom. Dude. Dude, that's so"}, {'start': '7116.920', 'end': '7119.920', 'text': 'sick.'}, {'start': '7121.239', 'end': '7129.000', 'text': 'Jump. Okay. Okay. Get over'}, {'start': '7124.679', 'end': '7132.400', 'text': "here. Deflect. Boom. That's so"}, {'start': '7129.000', 'end': '7137.599', 'text': 'cool. This is actual cinema. This is'}, {'start': '7132.400', 'end': '7139.679', 'text': 'like legit cinema. Oh [\xa0__\xa0] Oh [\xa0__\xa0] Ah.'}, {'start': '7137.599', 'end': '7141.639', 'text': "Don't kill me, please. That'd be mean of"}, {'start': '7139.679', 'end': '7144.599', 'text': 'you to kill'}, {'start': '7141.639', 'end': '7146.760', 'text': 'me.'}, {'start': '7144.599', 'end': '7150.560', 'text': 'Lightning. What just'}, {'start': '7146.760', 'end': '7150.560', 'text': 'happened? I got knocked'}, {'start': '7150.599', 'end': '7154.080', 'text': 'back. That was'}, {'start': '7154.760', 'end': '7161.119', 'text': "weird. Yeah, I'm personally not the"}, {'start': '7158.560', 'end': '7163.520', 'text': "biggest Elden Beast fan. I don't mind"}, {'start': '7161.119', 'end': '7167.920', 'text': 'the fight. I just think thematically it'}, {'start': '7163.520', 'end': '7171.280', 'text': 'feels odd, you know?'}, {'start': '7167.920', 'end': '7173.119', 'text': 'Hey. Okay. This is so cool. How are you'}, {'start': '7171.280', 'end': '7176.119', 'text': "alive? Cuz I'm a god gamer. What the"}, {'start': '7173.119', 'end': '7179.679', 'text': "[\xa0__\xa0] do you mean? Cuz I'm insane at"}, {'start': '7176.119', 'end': '7181.000', 'text': "gaming. I'm a crazy good gamer. That's"}, {'start': '7179.679', 'end': '7183.560', 'text': "how I'm"}, {'start': '7181.000', 'end': '7187.440', 'text': 'alive.'}, {'start': '7183.560', 'end': '7187.440', 'text': "See, I'm a crazy"}, {'start': '7189.320', 'end': '7197.360', 'text': 'gamer. Hey, you and your wind'}, {'start': '7193.480', 'end': '7197.360', 'text': 'sword. Jump.'}, {'start': '7202.599', 'end': '7206.880', 'text': 'jump. Okay.'}, {'start': '7214.679', 'end': '7225.320', 'text': 'Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Or very'}, {'start': '7221.159', 'end': '7228.080', 'text': "lucky. No. God gamer. Nope. I'm a god"}, {'start': '7225.320', 'end': '7231.920', 'text': 'gamer. If that struck me, I would have'}, {'start': '7228.080', 'end': '7234.159', 'text': 'been so sad, though. Wait, did it not?'}, {'start': '7231.920', 'end': '7235.159', 'text': "It didn't give me the lightning. Oh,"}, {'start': '7234.159', 'end': '7237.520', 'text': 'that'}, {'start': '7235.159', 'end': '7241.360', 'text': "sucks. It didn't give me the lightning."}, {'start': '7237.520', 'end': '7243.480', 'text': 'I almost first tried that, [\xa0__\xa0] I did.'}, {'start': '7241.360', 'end': '7247.679', 'text': 'That was almost first'}, {'start': '7243.480', 'end': '7250.000', 'text': 'try. That was almost first try. That was'}, {'start': '7247.679', 'end': '7252.480', 'text': 'crazy. Where were you going at the end?'}, {'start': '7250.000', 'end': '7256.000', 'text': 'I was looking around cuz cuz he took'}, {'start': '7252.480', 'end': '7259.360', 'text': "away my trees. Oh. Oh, I'm fine. Oh,"}, {'start': '7256.000', 'end': '7259.360', 'text': "there's no no more guys to"}, {'start': '7259.480', 'end': '7265.199', 'text': 'kill. I was I was looking around. I was'}, {'start': '7262.400', 'end': '7267.960', 'text': 'I was looking to see if the the the'}, {'start': '7265.199', 'end': '7272.639', 'text': 'trees went to a different place.'}, {'start': '7267.960', 'end': '7275.199', 'text': 'Mhm. This dude is unbelievably easy, but'}, {'start': '7272.639', 'end': '7275.199', 'text': 'sick as'}, {'start': '7276.920', 'end': '7283.119', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] Closer. Idle. Up the stairs. Up'}, {'start': '7280.719', 'end': '7287.080', 'text': 'the stairs. Idle.'}, {'start': '7283.119', 'end': '7290.679', 'text': 'Up the stairs, idle. Up the stairs,'}, {'start': '7287.080', 'end': '7294.440', 'text': 'idle. Up the stair. Oh, up the stairs,'}, {'start': '7290.679', 'end': '7298.679', 'text': 'idle. Up the stairs, idle.'}, {'start': '7294.440', 'end': '7303.679', 'text': "Hello. No, it's not. You maybe"}, {'start': '7298.679', 'end': '7306.800', 'text': "don't. Are you okay? Mortal blade. I"}, {'start': '7303.679', 'end': '7311.960', 'text': "don't even care. You are so tanky. What"}, {'start': '7306.800', 'end': '7311.960', 'text': 'the [\xa0__\xa0] Why are you so tanky?'}, {'start': '7312.880', 'end': '7315.679', 'text': "I It's"}, {'start': '7319.560', 'end': '7327.440', 'text': 'okay. What if I just leave and then come'}, {'start': '7323.960', 'end': '7330.880', 'text': "back? What if I'm just like up here?"}, {'start': '7327.440', 'end': '7330.880', 'text': "Okay, you'll just follow"}, {'start': '7331.430', 'end': '7337.239', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '7333.480', 'end': '7340.639', 'text': 'me. Stop it. Stop jumping'}, {'start': '7337.239', 'end': '7342.639', 'text': 'around. I just need you to die or leave'}, {'start': '7340.639', 'end': '7344.960', 'text': "one of the two. You're just not doing"}, {'start': '7342.639', 'end': '7346.280', 'text': 'anything right now. Oh my god. You'}, {'start': '7344.960', 'end': '7349.760', 'text': 'brought your'}, {'start': '7346.280', 'end': '7349.760', 'text': 'friend. They were'}, {'start': '7349.800', 'end': '7356.560', 'text': "roommates. God damn it. It's okay. It's"}, {'start': '7353.119', 'end': '7359.599', 'text': 'okay. I will. I My only goal right now'}, {'start': '7356.560', 'end': '7359.599', 'text': 'is to get the stupid'}, {'start': '7365.800', 'end': '7373.040', 'text': "idol. I was expecting lightning, but I'm"}, {'start': '7369.280', 'end': '7373.040', 'text': 'okay with it not being lightning.'}, {'start': '7375.280', 'end': '7381.679', 'text': 'God damn it, dude. Oh my god, I hate'}, {'start': '7378.520', 'end': '7383.719', 'text': 'them. I hate them. Their voices, though.'}, {'start': '7381.679', 'end': '7386.199', 'text': 'Their voices are very fun, but I hate'}, {'start': '7383.719', 'end': '7388.800', 'text': 'them. I hate'}, {'start': '7386.199', 'end': '7390.480', 'text': 'them. The difficulty of this boss is'}, {'start': '7388.800', 'end': '7393.599', 'text': "mainly noticing what you're supposed to"}, {'start': '7390.480', 'end': '7395.360', 'text': 'do. I felt like it was pretty clear. I'}, {'start': '7393.599', 'end': '7399.119', 'text': 'felt like that part was pretty clear.'}, {'start': '7395.360', 'end': '7402.080', 'text': 'Oh, hello. You beasts. You tricked him'}, {'start': '7399.119', 'end': '7406.239', 'text': 'all this time. Nobility this and'}, {'start': '7402.080', 'end': '7409.599', 'text': 'eternity that. Pretty lies to fool him.'}, {'start': '7406.239', 'end': '7411.840', 'text': 'Give him back my father. My father. Give'}, {'start': '7409.599', 'end': '7411.840', 'text': 'him'}, {'start': '7412.199', 'end': '7419.440', 'text': 'back. Hey. Hey. Okay. Okay. Okay.'}, {'start': '7417.000', 'end': '7422.960', 'text': 'Okay. You should see some other'}, {'start': '7419.440', 'end': '7424.800', 'text': 'streamers playthroughs. Maybe maybe the'}, {'start': '7422.960', 'end': '7427.920', 'text': 'reason it was so obvious for me is'}, {'start': '7424.800', 'end': '7430.520', 'text': "because I'm not a Souls gamer at heart,"}, {'start': '7427.920', 'end': '7436.760', 'text': 'but instead I am'}, {'start': '7430.520', 'end': '7440.480', 'text': "um I'm a I'm a Zelda gamer at heart. You"}, {'start': '7436.760', 'end': '7443.520', 'text': "know, I'm not I'm not a Souls gamer to"}, {'start': '7440.480', 'end': '7448.080', 'text': 'my core. I am a Zelda gamer to my core.'}, {'start': '7443.520', 'end': '7449.159', 'text': 'So like a a puzzle boss type thing is'}, {'start': '7448.080', 'end': '7451.679', 'text': 'not'}, {'start': '7449.159', 'end': '7453.840', 'text': "like that's what I expect, you know,"}, {'start': '7451.679', 'end': '7456.239', 'text': "like that's that works for me because"}, {'start': '7453.840', 'end': '7458.840', 'text': 'like every Zelda boss is basically a'}, {'start': '7456.239', 'end': '7461.040', 'text': 'puzzle boss, you'}, {'start': '7458.840', 'end': '7464.560', 'text': 'know? All of them really feel like'}, {'start': '7461.040', 'end': '7467.520', 'text': 'puzzle bosses. I will Oh, do I have to'}, {'start': '7464.560', 'end': '7473.960', 'text': 'do this again? Is this really your phase'}, {'start': '7467.520', 'end': '7473.960', 'text': 'one where you get the the the co worms?'}, {'start': '7477.760', 'end': '7484.320', 'text': 'Okay. Okay. What if I mortal blade?'}, {'start': '7481.360', 'end': '7485.800', 'text': "Boom. Boom. That's really efficient."}, {'start': '7484.320', 'end': '7489.599', 'text': "That's really"}, {'start': '7485.800', 'end': '7489.599', 'text': 'efficient. That is very'}, {'start': '7489.719', 'end': '7493.950', 'text': 'helpful. Ow. Okay. So, that does do'}, {'start': '7492.480', 'end': '7496.199', 'text': 'damage to you if it hits'}, {'start': '7493.950', 'end': '7502.440', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '7496.199', 'end': '7502.440', 'text': 'you. Boom. Slice. Good.'}, {'start': '7504.239', 'end': '7509.369', 'text': 'Stabby stabby stabby'}, {'start': '7506.270', 'end': '7509.369', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '7513.080', 'end': '7517.080', 'text': "boom. Okay. And then I'll just take the"}, {'start': '7515.520', 'end': '7519.840', 'text': 'rust out with'}, {'start': '7517.080', 'end': '7521.639', 'text': "this. Okay. Never mind. I'll [\xa0__\xa0] it up"}, {'start': '7519.840', 'end': '7527.080', 'text': "a little bit, but that's"}, {'start': '7521.639', 'end': '7527.080', 'text': 'okay. Okay. Well, my bad.'}, {'start': '7530.000', 'end': '7534.679', 'text': 'Stop it with the'}, {'start': '7531.980', 'end': '7537.840', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '7534.679', 'end': '7539.360', 'text': "vines. I can't do the stabby now. Why"}, {'start': '7537.840', 'end': '7542.560', 'text': "don't you let me do the stabby? I like"}, {'start': '7539.360', 'end': '7544.000', 'text': 'the stabby. It was cool. You gave me a'}, {'start': '7542.560', 'end': '7548.520', 'text': 'cool technique and then you took it'}, {'start': '7544.000', 'end': '7551.520', 'text': "away. Don't clown me. Don't clown"}, {'start': '7548.520', 'end': '7551.520', 'text': 'me.'}, {'start': '7554.840', 'end': '7560.520', 'text': 'Boom. Oh, wait. Wait, that gave me all'}, {'start': '7557.520', 'end': '7564.239', 'text': "my HP back. Okay, so that's good"}, {'start': '7560.520', 'end': '7564.239', 'text': 'then. Okay, there we'}, {'start': '7564.760', 'end': '7571.040', 'text': "go. Okay. Okay, I've got this cuz now I"}, {'start': '7569.199', 'end': '7572.679', 'text': "know what's going on. Now I know what's"}, {'start': '7571.040', 'end': '7575.880', 'text': 'going'}, {'start': '7572.679', 'end': '7578.199', 'text': 'on. This is so cool. You found'}, {'start': '7575.880', 'end': '7581.840', 'text': 'me. You found'}, {'start': '7578.199', 'end': '7584.880', 'text': 'me. You did. You found me.'}, {'start': '7581.840', 'end': '7588.239', 'text': 'You finally found me after after days of'}, {'start': '7584.880', 'end': '7590.400', 'text': 'not streaming cuz I was too too'}, {'start': '7588.239', 'end': '7593.920', 'text': 'exhausted with all of my stuff. You'}, {'start': '7590.400', 'end': '7596.960', 'text': 'finally found me. You finally did. Which'}, {'start': '7593.920', 'end': '7599.119', 'text': "I should let you guys know. Um I'm not"}, {'start': '7596.960', 'end': '7604.000', 'text': 'able to stream Monday or Wednesday next'}, {'start': '7599.119', 'end': '7606.360', 'text': 'week because uh both because of hospital'}, {'start': '7604.000', 'end': '7610.880', 'text': 'and because my family is'}, {'start': '7606.360', 'end': '7613.760', 'text': "visiting. God, that's so cool."}, {'start': '7610.880', 'end': '7613.760', 'text': 'and the one'}, {'start': '7620.440', 'end': '7623.679', 'text': 'arm. Hold'}, {'start': '7629.480', 'end': '7634.859', 'text': 'on. Not able to see it from'}, {'start': '7631.600', 'end': '7634.859', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '7635.000', 'end': '7641.440', 'text': 'here. Ow. Okay. So you do what? That hit'}, {'start': '7639.920', 'end': '7642.760', 'text': 'box was stupid'}, {'start': '7641.440', 'end': '7645.159', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '7642.760', 'end': '7650.800', 'text': 'big.'}, {'start': '7645.159', 'end': '7652.840', 'text': 'Jump lightning. Boom. Yeah. Okay. Okay.'}, {'start': '7650.800', 'end': '7655.840', 'text': 'Streaming is important, but rest is'}, {'start': '7652.840', 'end': '7659.679', 'text': "important. Yeah. Like Yeah. I I don't"}, {'start': '7655.840', 'end': '7662.480', 'text': 'get to rest though. I I get to hospital.'}, {'start': '7659.679', 'end': '7666.239', 'text': "So, like like I'd love to just be able"}, {'start': '7662.480', 'end': '7668.639', 'text': "to rest a little bit, but I don't get"}, {'start': '7666.239', 'end': '7671.360', 'text': "that opportunity. I don't I don't get"}, {'start': '7668.639', 'end': '7676.239', 'text': "that that opportunity really cuz it's"}, {'start': '7671.360', 'end': '7681.440', 'text': "either it's either medical stuff or or"}, {'start': '7676.239', 'end': '7681.440', 'text': 'uh stream stuff. Basically, all I do is'}, {'start': '7681.800', 'end': '7689.400', 'text': 'work.'}, {'start': '7684.280', 'end': '7691.960', 'text': "Boom. That's so cool. I see. This is"}, {'start': '7689.400', 'end': '7694.719', 'text': 'my health is'}, {'start': '7691.960', 'end': '7697.040', 'text': 'important. Thank you. Thank you. I feel'}, {'start': '7694.719', 'end': '7700.239', 'text': 'better. I should not have died to that.'}, {'start': '7697.040', 'end': '7700.239', 'text': 'That was very foolish of'}, {'start': '7702.199', 'end': '7709.520', 'text': "me. Boom. Here's my philosophy. Okay,"}, {'start': '7706.719', 'end': '7712.639', 'text': "here's my philosophy on boss fights. I"}, {'start': '7709.520', 'end': '7716.520', 'text': 'genuinely believe you do not need the'}, {'start': '7712.639', 'end': '7719.820', 'text': 'boss fight to be hard for it to be good.'}, {'start': '7716.520', 'end': '7722.599', 'text': 'I bad'}, {'start': '7719.820', 'end': '7725.400', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '7722.599', 'end': '7729.599', 'text': 'example. Bad'}, {'start': '7725.400', 'end': '7729.599', 'text': "example. We'll get back there. Don't"}, {'start': '7729.639', 'end': '7735.040', 'text': "worry. It's Don't worry about that. Can"}, {'start': '7732.480', 'end': '7735.040', 'text': 'you parry'}, {'start': '7735.960', 'end': '7740.400', 'text': "those? It doesn't say that I"}, {'start': '7740.920', 'end': '7747.040', 'text': "can't,"}, {'start': '7742.679', 'end': '7750.400', 'text': 'which Okay. Okay, I think I could'}, {'start': '7747.040', 'end': '7750.400', 'text': 'probably. That would be really'}, {'start': '7750.520', 'end': '7756.760', 'text': "cool. I'm gonna definitely try at"}, {'start': '7753.639', 'end': '7760.480', 'text': 'least. Why do they cough'}, {'start': '7756.760', 'end': '7763.800', 'text': "poison? It's so weird. They're so"}, {'start': '7760.480', 'end': '7766.639', 'text': "strange. Why are they bowing? It's so"}, {'start': '7763.800', 'end': '7770.840', 'text': 'weird. Like, I have so many questions'}, {'start': '7766.639', 'end': '7770.840', 'text': "about what's going on here."}, {'start': '7774.560', 'end': '7779.760', 'text': 'Boom. And'}, {'start': '7776.599', 'end': '7781.960', 'text': "then that it didn't give me all of my"}, {'start': '7779.760', 'end': '7784.360', 'text': 'health back, but it gave me a'}, {'start': '7781.960', 'end': '7787.520', 'text': 'chunk.'}, {'start': '7784.360', 'end': '7790.320', 'text': 'Boom. Stinky breath. I mean, I guess I'}, {'start': '7787.520', 'end': '7793.320', 'text': 'guess that that would that would account'}, {'start': '7790.320', 'end': '7794.920', 'text': 'for it.'}, {'start': '7793.320', 'end': '7798.119', 'text': 'Boom.'}, {'start': '7794.920', 'end': '7800.320', 'text': "Okay. And then you're withering"}, {'start': '7798.119', 'end': '7801.520', 'text': "away. I don't like these ones. These"}, {'start': '7800.320', 'end': '7806.480', 'text': "ones feel like they're going to murder"}, {'start': '7801.520', 'end': '7806.480', 'text': "me way more. I don't know why."}, {'start': '7807.800', 'end': '7813.520', 'text': 'Ow.'}, {'start': '7810.520', 'end': '7813.520', 'text': 'Here.'}, {'start': '7813.560', 'end': '7819.760', 'text': 'Boom.'}, {'start': '7815.639', 'end': '7821.079', 'text': "Uh, okay. Well, I'd start with lower HP,"}, {'start': '7819.760', 'end': '7823.920', 'text': "but I guess that's"}, {'start': '7821.079', 'end': '7826.040', 'text': 'okay. No, I think Stinky Breath is the'}, {'start': '7823.920', 'end': '7832.320', 'text': 'proper proper'}, {'start': '7826.040', 'end': '7832.320', 'text': "assumption. Hey. Okay. Okay, I've got"}, {'start': '7833.159', 'end': '7840.199', 'text': 'this. Oh, holy [\xa0__\xa0] I can I can parry'}, {'start': '7837.620', 'end': '7844.760', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '7840.199', 'end': '7847.560', 'text': 'it. Oh, that makes this fight way'}, {'start': '7844.760', 'end': '7851.079', 'text': 'easier. That makes this fight way, way'}, {'start': '7847.560', 'end': '7853.760', 'text': 'easier. I think I just'}, {'start': '7851.079', 'end': '7857.040', 'text': "win cuz that's where I was taking my"}, {'start': '7853.760', 'end': '7859.480', 'text': 'damage, you know?'}, {'start': '7857.040', 'end': '7863.599', 'text': "That's so cool,"}, {'start': '7859.480', 'end': '7867.639', 'text': 'dude. And then this is the jump one,'}, {'start': '7863.599', 'end': '7869.480', 'text': 'which is quite literally an Elden based'}, {'start': '7867.639', 'end': '7874.079', 'text': 'attack.'}, {'start': '7869.480', 'end': '7874.079', 'text': 'No. Boom. Yeah.'}, {'start': '7877.320', 'end': '7881.320', 'text': 'Okay. Boom.'}, {'start': '7882.730', 'end': '7887.300', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '7888.199', 'end': '7891.760', 'text': "Okay, I've got"}, {'start': '7892.840', 'end': '7898.320', 'text': "this. Oh, I don't remember you doing"}, {'start': '7895.599', 'end': '7898.320', 'text': 'that one last'}, {'start': '7901.560', 'end': '7906.639', 'text': "time. I just didn't think about parrying"}, {'start': '7904.239', 'end': '7909.280', 'text': "it cuz it's just such a giant attack."}, {'start': '7906.639', 'end': '7911.679', 'text': 'And yeah, the music is so good. That is'}, {'start': '7909.280', 'end': '7914.079', 'text': 'one of my favorite things. If you'}, {'start': '7911.679', 'end': '7916.560', 'text': "haven't played Hollow Knight, I won't"}, {'start': '7914.079', 'end': '7919.840', 'text': 'spoil it for you, but there is a fight'}, {'start': '7916.560', 'end': '7922.400', 'text': 'in the game where Whoa, whoa, whoa,'}, {'start': '7919.840', 'end': '7922.400', 'text': 'whoa, whoa, whoa,'}, {'start': '7924.199', 'end': '7928.960', 'text': "whoa. I don't know what the [\xa0__\xa0] that"}, {'start': '7926.480', 'end': '7931.280', 'text': 'was, but it was really cool.'}, {'start': '7928.960', 'end': '7933.159', 'text': "There's a there's a fight in Hollow"}, {'start': '7931.280', 'end': '7937.880', 'text': 'Knight where'}, {'start': '7933.159', 'end': '7942.880', 'text': "um it's like lorewise very"}, {'start': '7937.880', 'end': '7945.040', 'text': 'sad and and like the music reflects that'}, {'start': '7942.880', 'end': '7948.159', 'text': "even though it's like you know supposed"}, {'start': '7945.040', 'end': '7951.040', 'text': "to be a super intense boss fight. It's"}, {'start': '7948.159', 'end': '7954.560', 'text': "actually not that hard. It's just"}, {'start': '7951.040', 'end': '7957.040', 'text': "thematic as hell and it's so well done."}, {'start': '7954.560', 'end': '7959.280', 'text': "I love that [\xa0__\xa0] I love it when it's"}, {'start': '7957.040', 'end': '7961.199', 'text': "done well. That's that. Okay, sorry to"}, {'start': '7959.280', 'end': '7964.480', 'text': 'pause during the boss fight. That is'}, {'start': '7961.199', 'end': '7967.199', 'text': 'exactly why I love the shadow tree'}, {'start': '7964.480', 'end': '7969.679', 'text': 'avatar in Elden Ring. Not because I'}, {'start': '7967.199', 'end': '7971.840', 'text': 'think the fight is particularly amazing.'}, {'start': '7969.679', 'end': '7972.920', 'text': 'I think the actual boss fight itself is'}, {'start': '7971.840', 'end': '7975.760', 'text': 'just kind of'}, {'start': '7972.920', 'end': '7978.719', 'text': "like it's a it's a gimmick, right? It's"}, {'start': '7975.760', 'end': '7982.040', 'text': 'kind of a fun gimmick. Um, in my opinion'}, {'start': '7978.719', 'end': '7985.840', 'text': 'anyway. I know a lot of people hate it,'}, {'start': '7982.040', 'end': '7989.599', 'text': 'but what I love about the fight is the'}, {'start': '7985.840', 'end': '7993.520', 'text': 'way the music changes from phase to'}, {'start': '7989.599', 'end': '7996.239', 'text': "phase in that fight because it's"}, {'start': '7993.520', 'end': '8000.159', 'text': 'literally heartbreaking when you really'}, {'start': '7996.239', 'end': '8002.000', 'text': "listen to it. Like, it's so emotional."}, {'start': '8000.159', 'end': '8005.880', 'text': 'And when you pair that with the fact'}, {'start': '8002.000', 'end': '8008.360', 'text': "that it's a threephase fight, the only"}, {'start': '8005.880', 'end': '8012.639', 'text': 'one, it it'}, {'start': '8008.360', 'end': '8015.040', 'text': 'like it paints a really sad picture. It'}, {'start': '8012.639', 'end': '8020.040', 'text': 'just it gives you this this picture of'}, {'start': '8015.040', 'end': '8025.079', 'text': 'this this creature that is fighting'}, {'start': '8020.040', 'end': '8027.679', 'text': 'like like to its very very last bit of'}, {'start': '8025.079', 'end': '8031.560', 'text': "strength. And and that's what it does."}, {'start': '8027.679', 'end': '8035.199', 'text': 'It uses big giant moves and then it'}, {'start': '8031.560', 'end': '8037.119', 'text': 'collapses on itself and then it takes a'}, {'start': '8035.199', 'end': '8040.639', 'text': 'minute for it to get back up to keep'}, {'start': '8037.119', 'end': '8044.280', 'text': "fighting you. It's heartwrenching. It"}, {'start': '8040.639', 'end': '8047.280', 'text': "really is. It's so well"}, {'start': '8044.280', 'end': '8047.280', 'text': 'done.'}, {'start': '8048.199', 'end': '8055.159', 'text': "Okay. I just I'm a I'm a really big fan"}, {'start': '8051.119', 'end': '8055.159', 'text': 'of that kind of stuff.'}, {'start': '8055.560', 'end': '8059.329', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '8062.280', 'end': '8068.480', 'text': 'Okay, I see the lightning over'}, {'start': '8065.560', 'end': '8071.440', 'text': "there. I don't know if I need it. Whoa,"}, {'start': '8068.480', 'end': '8074.639', 'text': 'whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Brother,'}, {'start': '8071.440', 'end': '8077.599', 'text': 'please calm down. What are you doing?'}, {'start': '8074.639', 'end': '8079.280', 'text': 'Where am I supposed to go? There. Okay,'}, {'start': '8077.599', 'end': '8082.280', 'text': 'that just I just had to survive a little'}, {'start': '8079.280', 'end': '8082.280', 'text': 'bit.'}, {'start': '8084.960', 'end': '8089.119', 'text': 'Did it not give me my lightning? Holy'}, {'start': '8089.320', 'end': '8098.800', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] That was sick as [\xa0__\xa0] No way. No'}, {'start': '8094.000', 'end': '8098.800', 'text': "way, dude. Wait. That's so"}, {'start': '8104.440', 'end': '8109.400', 'text': 'cool. And with the mortal blade.'}, {'start': '8114.560', 'end': '8117.760', 'text': 'Gracious gift of'}, {'start': '8119.400', 'end': '8122.400', 'text': 'tears,'}, {'start': '8123.159', 'end': '8131.199', 'text': "dude. That's just cinema. That's just"}, {'start': '8126.840', 'end': '8132.360', 'text': 'cinema. I like it was easy, but it was'}, {'start': '8131.199', 'end': '8136.239', 'text': 'so'}, {'start': '8132.360', 'end': '8138.239', 'text': "cinematic. That's crazy. Memory. Divine"}, {'start': '8136.239', 'end': '8141.679', 'text': "dragon. It's I mean I'll take the"}, {'start': '8138.239', 'end': '8143.599', 'text': "memory. Divine dragon's tears. Gracious"}, {'start': '8141.679', 'end': '8145.440', 'text': 'gift of tears can only be granted by the'}, {'start': '8143.599', 'end': '8147.199', 'text': 'mortal blade. The body of the divine'}, {'start': '8145.440', 'end': '8148.480', 'text': 'dragon is eternal and its tears once'}, {'start': '8147.199', 'end': '8151.199', 'text': 'shed will maintain their form and'}, {'start': '8148.480', 'end': '8152.880', 'text': 'moisture in perpetuity. Should one of'}, {'start': '8151.199', 'end': '8155.239', 'text': "the dragon's heritage partake in the"}, {'start': '8152.880', 'end': '8156.920', 'text': "dragon's tears, immortal severance will"}, {'start': '8155.239', 'end': '8159.119', 'text': 'be'}, {'start': '8156.920', 'end': '8161.480', 'text': 'reified. What does that mean? What does'}, {'start': '8159.119', 'end': '8164.480', 'text': 'reified'}, {'start': '8161.480', 'end': '8167.360', 'text': "mean? What does reified mean? I'll go"}, {'start': '8164.480', 'end': '8171.199', 'text': 'check in a second over there with them.'}, {'start': '8167.360', 'end': '8173.239', 'text': "You made it cry. Don't Don't make it so"}, {'start': '8171.199', 'end': '8177.639', 'text': 'sad'}, {'start': '8173.239', 'end': '8181.960', 'text': 'sounding. Nobody told her about Hiata'}, {'start': '8177.639', 'end': '8185.880', 'text': '2. No. No.'}, {'start': '8181.960', 'end': '8189.679', 'text': 'Uh-oh. Do I need to check?'}, {'start': '8185.880', 'end': '8192.000', 'text': 'No. No. No. I have enough prayer beads.'}, {'start': '8189.679', 'end': '8194.960', 'text': "Thank you. Thank you. I didn't notice."}, {'start': '8192.000', 'end': '8194.960', 'text': 'Thank you.'}, {'start': '8196.479', 'end': '8198.880', 'text': 'very'}, {'start': '8201.240', 'end': '8205.559', 'text': 'helpful. Who is that?'}, {'start': '8209.160', 'end': '8215.080', 'text': 'Oh, succumbed to his illness and passed'}, {'start': '8212.080', 'end': '8215.080', 'text': 'away.'}, {'start': '8220.160', 'end': '8224.399', 'text': "I'm sure you sensed it."}, {'start': '8222.559', 'end': '8229.120', 'text': 'The central forces have taken this'}, {'start': '8224.399', 'end': '8231.240', 'text': 'opportunity to attack the castle. What'}, {'start': '8229.120', 'end': '8234.160', 'text': 'the divine'}, {'start': '8231.240', 'end': '8236.399', 'text': 'air? Secret passage key. The key to the'}, {'start': '8234.160', 'end': '8238.800', 'text': 'secret passage that leads out of Asha'}, {'start': '8236.399', 'end': '8241.519', 'text': 'Castle. Secret passage can be found at'}, {'start': '8238.800', 'end': '8243.519', 'text': 'the end of the moat of Asha Reservoir,'}, {'start': '8241.519', 'end': '8245.120', 'text': 'not far from the moon view tower. Kuro'}, {'start': '8243.519', 'end': '8246.960', 'text': 'has escaped the castle through this'}, {'start': '8245.120', 'end': '8248.479', 'text': 'passage and the wolf looks to join him'}, {'start': '8246.960', 'end': '8251.479', 'text': 'there.'}, {'start': '8248.479', 'end': '8251.479', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '8253.120', 'end': '8256.599', 'text': 'secret passage can be found along the'}, {'start': '8254.479', 'end': '8259.160', 'text': 'moat.'}, {'start': '8256.599', 'end': '8261.800', 'text': 'Mhm. In the silver.'}, {'start': '8259.160', 'end': '8263.920', 'text': 'Wait. Wait, was that the'}, {'start': '8261.800', 'end': '8266.160', 'text': 'beginning? Was that where it was in the'}, {'start': '8263.920', 'end': '8268.359', 'text': 'beginning? That little field. Is am I'}, {'start': '8266.160', 'end': '8270.880', 'text': 'remembering that'}, {'start': '8268.359', 'end': '8272.559', 'text': "right? Okay, I'm going to drink some"}, {'start': '8270.880', 'end': '8275.559', 'text': 'water cuz my throat doing my throat'}, {'start': '8272.559', 'end': '8275.559', 'text': 'hurting.'}, {'start': '8279.599', 'end': '8283.439', 'text': "You're in the final act. So, without"}, {'start': '8281.920', 'end': '8285.040', 'text': "saying anything, there's an optional"}, {'start': '8283.439', 'end': '8286.639', 'text': 'boss I would recommend doing. Not for'}, {'start': '8285.040', 'end': '8291.280', 'text': 'any specific reward, but just because'}, {'start': '8286.639', 'end': '8294.240', 'text': "it's super cool. Where is it? I I I am a"}, {'start': '8291.280', 'end': '8296.359', 'text': 'fan of super cool things. Where? Where?'}, {'start': '8294.240', 'end': '8298.840', 'text': 'In the area you fought, the horse rider'}, {'start': '8296.359', 'end': '8304.399', 'text': "guy. Let's"}, {'start': '8298.840', 'end': '8306.960', 'text': "say I don't know who or where that is."}, {'start': '8304.399', 'end': '8309.639', 'text': "Let's say I don't remember that in the"}, {'start': '8306.960', 'end': '8312.639', 'text': 'slightest. Where would that'}, {'start': '8309.639', 'end': '8314.359', 'text': 'be? Who is the horse rider guy and where'}, {'start': '8312.639', 'end': '8318.960', 'text': 'would that'}, {'start': '8314.359', 'end': '8323.040', 'text': 'be? I I I have no concept of that. You'}, {'start': '8318.960', 'end': '8325.000', 'text': "can't TP to Oh, so I take it. Oh, wait."}, {'start': '8323.040', 'end': '8327.319', 'text': "Oh, everything's blocked"}, {'start': '8325.000', 'end': '8331.319', 'text': 'off. Oh,'}, {'start': '8327.319', 'end': '8331.319', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] Okay.'}, {'start': '8332.399', 'end': '8335.439', 'text': "And I can't go out this"}, {'start': '8337.240', 'end': '8344.599', 'text': 'door. Um, can I use the Shinobi'}, {'start': '8341.719', 'end': '8349.519', 'text': 'door? Yeah. Okay,'}, {'start': '8344.599', 'end': '8351.920', 'text': "good. I'm I'm down for for the the cool"}, {'start': '8349.519', 'end': '8354.519', 'text': 'stuff cuz I am liking this game. I am'}, {'start': '8351.920', 'end': '8356.439', 'text': 'liking this game a lot. I really'}, {'start': '8354.519', 'end': '8359.679', 'text': 'am.'}, {'start': '8356.439', 'end': '8363.599', 'text': 'Outskirts. Are you alive?'}, {'start': '8359.679', 'end': '8363.599', 'text': 'Oh, turn into a tree'}, {'start': '8363.639', 'end': '8367.200', 'text': 'stump. Rest in'}, {'start': '8367.639', 'end': '8374.639', 'text': "peace. Can't believe he"}, {'start': '8370.920', 'end': '8378.800', 'text': "turned. That's so sad. Why does the tree"}, {'start': '8374.639', 'end': '8378.800', 'text': 'stump charge me money to work on my'}, {'start': '8379.719', 'end': '8386.399', 'text': 'arm? Why does that still cost'}, {'start': '8383.240', 'end': '8389.040', 'text': "money? Who's Who's there to to charge"}, {'start': '8386.399', 'end': '8392.080', 'text': 'me?'}, {'start': '8389.040', 'end': '8395.240', 'text': 'Why? Why? Why? Why? Why does the tree'}, {'start': '8392.080', 'end': '8399.439', 'text': "stump charge me? That's so"}, {'start': '8395.240', 'end': '8400.760', 'text': 'dumb. Got to earn rent. Where? Why?'}, {'start': '8399.439', 'end': '8404.720', 'text': 'What? What'}, {'start': '8400.760', 'end': '8404.720', 'text': 'rent? What is'}, {'start': '8406.200', 'end': '8409.359', 'text': 'that? Is'}, {'start': '8415.160', 'end': '8423.020', 'text': "that That's weird."}, {'start': '8418.380', 'end': '8423.020', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '8424.200', 'end': '8427.800', 'text': 'Um.'}, {'start': '8425.280', 'end': '8430.920', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '8427.800', 'end': '8435.040', 'text': 'Um. Okay. So, how do'}, {'start': '8430.920', 'end': '8435.040', 'text': 'I how do I get back'}, {'start': '8436.600', 'end': '8442.319', 'text': 'then how do'}, {'start': '8439.800', 'end': '8446.120', 'text': "I because I couldn't get out of Kudo's"}, {'start': '8442.319', 'end': '8446.120', 'text': 'room. I I'}, {'start': '8448.160', 'end': '8453.200', 'text': "through the castle from I couldn't I"}, {'start': '8451.280', 'end': '8457.479', 'text': "couldn't leave that window. I couldn't"}, {'start': '8453.200', 'end': '8461.280', 'text': "leave the window. There's an inside"}, {'start': '8457.479', 'end': '8463.200', 'text': "path. A look I didn't the the normal"}, {'start': '8461.280', 'end': '8465.600', 'text': "path was blocked. I'm going to I'm going"}, {'start': '8463.200', 'end': '8465.600', 'text': 'to blow my'}, {'start': '8469.160', 'end': '8474.560', 'text': "nose. There's another window. Okay."}, {'start': '8471.840', 'end': '8480.000', 'text': 'Okay. I will look.'}, {'start': '8474.560', 'end': '8480.000', 'text': "I see. I see. It's a big ass open"}, {'start': '8482.840', 'end': '8487.720', 'text': 'window.'}, {'start': '8485.080', 'end': '8489.399', 'text': 'Dude,'}, {'start': '8487.720', 'end': '8491.560', 'text': 'what?'}, {'start': '8489.399', 'end': '8494.080', 'text': 'Arson.'}, {'start': '8491.560', 'end': '8496.439', 'text': 'Hello. Why is there just aggressive'}, {'start': '8494.080', 'end': '8500.280', 'text': "music? There's no one"}, {'start': '8496.439', 'end': '8504.600', 'text': 'here. Hello. Oh'}, {'start': '8500.280', 'end': '8504.600', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] Oh [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '8504.760', 'end': '8513.760', 'text': 'Um um'}, {'start': '8508.640', 'end': '8513.760', 'text': "uh do I intervene? I don't know if I"}, {'start': '8517.640', 'end': '8521.920', 'text': "intervene. Stop it. We don't like"}, {'start': '8520.080', 'end': '8524.000', 'text': "flamethrowers here. I don't like"}, {'start': '8521.920', 'end': '8528.200', 'text': "flamethrowers. I don't like the fire. It"}, {'start': '8524.000', 'end': '8528.200', 'text': 'It makes my skin dry.'}, {'start': '8528.319', 'end': '8535.280', 'text': "I I really I'm sure that they would uh"}, {'start': '8531.840', 'end': '8537.359', 'text': "they would listen to that. I'm sure I'm"}, {'start': '8535.280', 'end': '8540.000', 'text': "sure they're very reasonable about that."}, {'start': '8537.359', 'end': '8542.040', 'text': "They wouldn't want to make my skin dry."}, {'start': '8540.000', 'end': '8545.040', 'text': 'Holy [\xa0__\xa0] the'}, {'start': '8542.040', 'end': '8547.680', 'text': 'damage. You know what? You know what?'}, {'start': '8545.040', 'end': '8549.920', 'text': "You know, you've you've started enough"}, {'start': '8547.680', 'end': '8552.960', 'text': "fires. I'm sure it's fine. I'm sure it"}, {'start': '8549.920', 'end': '8557.760', 'text': "doesn't matter anymore. So, we're just"}, {'start': '8552.960', 'end': '8561.760', 'text': "I'm just going to Wow, dude. Holy [\xa0__\xa0]"}, {'start': '8557.760', 'end': '8561.760', 'text': "Everywhere is on fire. There's fighting"}, {'start': '8564.120', 'end': '8571.439', 'text': "everywhere. I mean, it wasn't exactly"}, {'start': '8567.280', 'end': '8576.280', 'text': "peaceful, but it wasn't not, you know,"}, {'start': '8571.439', 'end': '8579.399', 'text': "like it it wasn't like a a very, you"}, {'start': '8576.280', 'end': '8583.600', 'text': "know, gentle place, but it wasn't"}, {'start': '8579.399', 'end': '8587.000', 'text': 'exactly violent everywhere at all times'}, {'start': '8583.600', 'end': '8587.000', 'text': 'with constant'}, {'start': '8587.600', 'end': '8591.280', 'text': 'You'}, {'start': '8589.000', 'end': '8593.920', 'text': 'know, I mean, I guess there was the'}, {'start': '8591.280', 'end': '8596.160', 'text': 'invasion. I I kind of forgot about that.'}, {'start': '8593.920', 'end': '8598.960', 'text': 'I forgot. Okay, maybe it was a little'}, {'start': '8596.160', 'end': '8601.280', 'text': "bit violent, but like it's it's it's"}, {'start': '8598.960', 'end': '8603.760', 'text': 'definitely more violent now in like a'}, {'start': '8601.280', 'end': '8603.760', 'text': 'not good'}, {'start': '8603.800', 'end': '8609.600', 'text': 'way. Dude,'}, {'start': '8606.680', 'end': '8611.200', 'text': 'I I am going to replay this game in the'}, {'start': '8609.600', 'end': '8614.880', 'text': 'future. I want you guys to just know'}, {'start': '8611.200', 'end': '8618.640', 'text': 'that. Like just know I am definitely'}, {'start': '8614.880', 'end': '8620.960', 'text': 'going to to replay this game in the'}, {'start': '8618.640', 'end': '8621.960', 'text': 'future. The optional boss is here. The'}, {'start': '8620.960', 'end': '8627.520', 'text': 'cool'}, {'start': '8621.960', 'end': '8627.520', 'text': 'one. Just going to leave you be over'}, {'start': '8629.560', 'end': '8634.960', 'text': "there. Um, but I'm I'm definitely going"}, {'start': '8632.640', 'end': '8637.920', 'text': 'to replay this game in the future.'}, {'start': '8634.960', 'end': '8641.439', 'text': "Grapple onto the kite. I don't see an"}, {'start': '8637.920', 'end': '8644.760', 'text': 'option for that. Hello, rude.'}, {'start': '8641.439', 'end': '8649.439', 'text': "Oh, I can. That's so"}, {'start': '8644.760', 'end': '8653.680', 'text': "cool. That's super sick. Um Um I'm"}, {'start': '8649.439', 'end': '8653.680', 'text': 'definitely going to replay it because'}, {'start': '8654.200', 'end': '8659.840', 'text': "Oh, cuz I don't remember most of"}, {'start': '8657.319', 'end': '8661.720', 'text': "it. You're part of the reinforcement"}, {'start': '8659.840', 'end': '8665.439', 'text': 'force,'}, {'start': '8661.720', 'end': '8667.920', 'text': 'right? Please, please hurry. Castle'}, {'start': '8665.439', 'end': '8669.600', 'text': 'outskirts are in bad shape. The damned'}, {'start': '8667.920', 'end': '8672.000', 'text': "ministry forces. They've taken up to"}, {'start': '8669.600', 'end': '8676.240', 'text': 'Serpent Valley and raised a bridge.'}, {'start': '8672.000', 'end': '8676.240', 'text': 'Please save Asha or'}, {'start': '8678.200', 'end': '8683.760', 'text': 'Asha. There are more than one ending and'}, {'start': '8680.720', 'end': '8686.720', 'text': "you can you already can't fight four B."}, {'start': '8683.760', 'end': '8688.880', 'text': 'Really? I missed that many. I mean, I'}, {'start': '8686.720', 'end': '8691.319', 'text': 'guess I did kind of like speed through.'}, {'start': '8688.880', 'end': '8694.280', 'text': 'Wait, this is the bridge that I'}, {'start': '8691.319', 'end': '8697.120', 'text': 'wanted. I wanted to go'}, {'start': '8694.280', 'end': '8701.040', 'text': 'here. the interior ministry stronghold.'}, {'start': '8697.120', 'end': '8701.040', 'text': "Bring them down and they're still"}, {'start': '8701.479', 'end': '8704.479', 'text': 'Ash.'}, {'start': '8706.040', 'end': '8711.880', 'text': 'Dude, Asha out scared. Dude, this is'}, {'start': '8709.600', 'end': '8715.840', 'text': 'super'}, {'start': '8711.880', 'end': '8715.840', 'text': 'sick. This is super'}, {'start': '8717.560', 'end': '8723.120', 'text': 'sick.'}, {'start': '8719.240', 'end': '8726.880', 'text': 'Whoa. Hello. Is this the guy?'}, {'start': '8723.120', 'end': '8726.880', 'text': 'Is this the guy you were referring'}, {'start': '8727.880', 'end': '8732.960', 'text': 'to? Sheii of the red'}, {'start': '8733.280', 'end': '8739.439', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '8735.960', 'end': '8739.439', 'text': 'guard. Hello'}, {'start': '8740.520', 'end': '8747.560', 'text': 'Shigichi of the red'}, {'start': '8743.560', 'end': '8747.560', 'text': 'garbulminated mercury.'}, {'start': '8748.280', 'end': '8751.280', 'text': 'Hello'}, {'start': '8752.760', 'end': '8758.520', 'text': "she don't see me. You don't see you saw"}, {'start': '8755.760', 'end': '8760.720', 'text': "me. God damn it. I don't think you're"}, {'start': '8758.520', 'end': '8763.600', 'text': "Shiki. I don't think you're the I'm"}, {'start': '8760.720', 'end': '8766.840', 'text': "sorry. I'm not here to fight you. Mir"}, {'start': '8763.600', 'end': '8771.319', 'text': 'counter stab you in the back.'}, {'start': '8766.840', 'end': '8774.560', 'text': 'Okay. Everything changed when the fire I'}, {'start': '8771.319', 'end': '8778.760', 'text': "mean please don't do that. He literally"}, {'start': '8774.560', 'end': '8782.120', 'text': 'is the fire bender. He literally'}, {'start': '8778.760', 'end': '8785.120', 'text': 'is. Why is this'}, {'start': '8782.120', 'end': '8789.080', 'text': 'familiar? Why is this familiar? Why is'}, {'start': '8785.120', 'end': '8792.600', 'text': 'this familiar? Why do I Why do I know'}, {'start': '8789.080', 'end': '8797.280', 'text': 'this? Why do I know'}, {'start': '8792.600', 'end': '8797.280', 'text': 'this? I know the area and I know this'}, {'start': '8801.960', 'end': '8810.880', 'text': 'boss, the drunk guy.'}, {'start': '8806.479', 'end': '8814.800', 'text': 'I know the area. I do know the area cuz'}, {'start': '8810.880', 'end': '8818.439', 'text': "cuz that's where we where I did the the"}, {'start': '8814.800', 'end': '8821.960', 'text': 'Mr. Gunman bit cuz I thought that was'}, {'start': '8818.439', 'end': '8824.600', 'text': "funny. I think I'm going to die"}, {'start': '8821.960', 'end': '8829.040', 'text': 'though. But'}, {'start': '8824.600', 'end': '8829.040', 'text': 'like weird'}, {'start': '8829.240', 'end': '8836.240', 'text': 'weird Ju the drunkard from Hiata and the'}, {'start': '8832.479', 'end': '8836.240', 'text': 'areas where the ogre was. Mhm.'}, {'start': '8837.000', 'end': '8843.280', 'text': "Mhm. That's so weird. I don't remember"}, {'start': '8840.000', 'end': '8846.560', 'text': "that fight. I like I don't remember that"}, {'start': '8843.280', 'end': '8848.720', 'text': "fight at all. Did I lose? I didn't."}, {'start': '8846.560', 'end': '8850.840', 'text': 'Yeah. Okay. Well, I should have looked'}, {'start': '8848.720', 'end': '8853.680', 'text': 'for statues. My'}, {'start': '8850.840', 'end': '8857.040', 'text': "bad. I don't remember that fight at all,"}, {'start': '8853.680', 'end': '8859.080', 'text': 'but I I It feels so familiar. So,'}, {'start': '8857.040', 'end': '8863.720', 'text': 'clearly I do remember it a little'}, {'start': '8859.080', 'end': '8863.720', 'text': "bit. That's so weird."}, {'start': '8864.319', 'end': '8868.359', 'text': 'Okay. But now I know how to go directly'}, {'start': '8866.479', 'end': '8872.319', 'text': 'over'}, {'start': '8868.359', 'end': '8875.280', 'text': 'there. And that is so missable, too.'}, {'start': '8872.319', 'end': '8875.280', 'text': "Like that's super"}, {'start': '8877.870', 'end': '8883.399', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '8879.240', 'end': '8887.560', 'text': 'missable. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.'}, {'start': '8883.399', 'end': '8890.319', 'text': 'Okay. Out of the scary zone. Are you'}, {'start': '8887.560', 'end': '8894.000', 'text': "alive? I just can't talk to you. Okay."}, {'start': '8890.319', 'end': '8894.000', 'text': "My bad. He just doesn't want to"}, {'start': '8894.040', 'end': '8902.160', 'text': 'talk. But like I will say I will say the'}, {'start': '8897.760', 'end': '8902.160', 'text': 'dragon was super cool. I'}, {'start': '8902.359', 'end': '8911.120', 'text': 'do. Like I said, like I said, when when'}, {'start': '8907.120', 'end': '8913.000', 'text': 'a boss fart a boss fart when a boss'}, {'start': '8911.120', 'end': '8917.520', 'text': 'fight is cool'}, {'start': '8913.000', 'end': '8919.520', 'text': "enough, then then like I'm okay with it"}, {'start': '8917.520', 'end': '8921.680', 'text': 'like not being that hard as long as it'}, {'start': '8919.520', 'end': '8925.760', 'text': 'makes up for it by just being sick as'}, {'start': '8921.680', 'end': '8925.760', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] you know? But'}, {'start': '8926.040', 'end': '8930.080', 'text': 'like it would have been pretty cool if'}, {'start': '8928.240', 'end': '8932.479', 'text': 'that boss fight was hard. It would have'}, {'start': '8930.080', 'end': '8932.479', 'text': 'been pretty'}, {'start': '8933.800', 'end': '8938.680', 'text': 'nice. It would have been nice. Like if'}, {'start': '8936.240', 'end': '8941.920', 'text': 'if I if if I was, you know,'}, {'start': '8938.680', 'end': '8944.160', 'text': 'Mellennia battling that that stupid ass'}, {'start': '8941.920', 'end': '8948.000', 'text': 'dragon, that would have been sick. If I'}, {'start': '8944.160', 'end': '8949.760', 'text': 'was if I spent like, you know, 12 hours'}, {'start': '8948.000', 'end': '8952.800', 'text': 'fighting that dragon, I would have been'}, {'start': '8949.760', 'end': '8954.399', 'text': 'happy. I would have been so happy. That'}, {'start': '8952.800', 'end': '8955.800', 'text': "would have been awesome. I don't want to"}, {'start': '8954.399', 'end': '8958.479', 'text': 'fight this'}, {'start': '8955.800', 'end': '8959.840', 'text': 'guy, honestly, with all of the [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '8958.479', 'end': '8962.080', 'text': "going on here. I don't want to fight"}, {'start': '8959.840', 'end': '8962.080', 'text': 'that'}, {'start': '8963.800', 'end': '8972.800', 'text': 'guy. Was I Did I recruit'}, {'start': '8969.080', 'end': '8975.240', 'text': 'somebody? Did I fight the first version'}, {'start': '8972.800', 'end': '8978.680', 'text': 'of that boss with'}, {'start': '8975.240', 'end': '8982.800', 'text': 'somebody? Is that a thing in this'}, {'start': '8978.680', 'end': '8985.000', 'text': 'game? Yeah, I did.'}, {'start': '8982.800', 'end': '8987.880', 'text': 'Yes.'}, {'start': '8985.000', 'end': '8990.280', 'text': 'Okay. Okay. So, I am'}, {'start': '8987.880', 'end': '8993.319', 'text': "remembering. I'm remembering a little"}, {'start': '8990.280', 'end': '8996.640', 'text': "bit. That's"}, {'start': '8993.319', 'end': '9000.080', 'text': 'nice. There was a cool guy. Okay. Cool'}, {'start': '8996.640', 'end': '9003.600', 'text': 'guy. Got it. Oh, why are there those'}, {'start': '9000.080', 'end': '9006.600', 'text': 'guys? Why are they here? Why Why are'}, {'start': '9003.600', 'end': '9011.319', 'text': 'they wearing the the same red'}, {'start': '9006.600', 'end': '9011.319', 'text': 'armor? Mystery dowsing powder.'}, {'start': '9011.680', 'end': '9018.960', 'text': 'He never lasted very long, but he helped'}, {'start': '9013.439', 'end': '9020.960', 'text': 'distract the ads. Okay. Okay. Okay. I I'}, {'start': '9018.960', 'end': '9023.760', 'text': 'That would have been helpful for this'}, {'start': '9020.960', 'end': '9025.840', 'text': 'already, cuz like that is the reason.'}, {'start': '9023.760', 'end': '9027.520', 'text': "Oh, okay. That's the reason I'm not"}, {'start': '9025.840', 'end': '9030.200', 'text': "fighting that guy is cuz there's too"}, {'start': '9027.520', 'end': '9032.960', 'text': 'many other guys around to'}, {'start': '9030.200', 'end': '9035.880', 'text': 'fight. How bad is the fire in this game?'}, {'start': '9032.960', 'end': '9038.800', 'text': 'Is this going to like murderize me super'}, {'start': '9035.880', 'end': '9040.840', 'text': "fast? Everything was burning. He's"}, {'start': '9038.800', 'end': '9043.640', 'text': 'literally burning to death in the'}, {'start': '9040.840', 'end': '9046.880', 'text': 'background. Are you'}, {'start': '9043.640', 'end': '9046.880', 'text': 'good? And'}, {'start': '9051.319', 'end': '9054.880', 'text': 'what what are you'}, {'start': '9065.399', 'end': '9069.520', 'text': 'doing? Excuse me.'}, {'start': '9073.800', 'end': '9079.240', 'text': "Wait. I I guess he didn't know. Stop."}, {'start': '9077.040', 'end': '9081.680', 'text': "Exactly. He didn't know. Stop, drop, and"}, {'start': '9079.240', 'end': '9084.160', 'text': 'roll. Everything is burning. The fire is'}, {'start': '9081.680', 'end': '9086.000', 'text': 'raging out of control. The howling was'}, {'start': '9084.160', 'end': '9088.280', 'text': 'intense.'}, {'start': '9086.000', 'end': '9091.280', 'text': 'Howling of a'}, {'start': '9088.280', 'end': '9091.280', 'text': 'fire'}, {'start': '9095.240', 'end': '9098.240', 'text': 'or'}, {'start': '9102.120', 'end': '9110.479', 'text': "I'm so these are definitely claw"}, {'start': '9105.640', 'end': '9110.479', 'text': 'marks and this guy referred to howling.'}, {'start': '9118.840', 'end': '9121.840', 'text': "Don't"}, {'start': '9123.479', 'end': '9131.920', 'text': "Don't No, it's not a hot wolf guy. Good."}, {'start': '9129.160', 'end': '9134.720', 'text': "Good. I'm so glad that it's just the"}, {'start': '9131.920', 'end': '9136.160', 'text': 'demon of hatred and not a hot wolf guy.'}, {'start': '9134.720', 'end': '9138.479', 'text': 'That would have been awful if it was a'}, {'start': '9136.160', 'end': '9141.040', 'text': 'hot wolf guy.'}, {'start': '9138.479', 'end': '9143.280', 'text': 'I would have hated that. That would have'}, {'start': '9141.040', 'end': '9143.280', 'text': 'been'}, {'start': '9146.439', 'end': '9152.399', 'text': 'terrible. You have three. Holy [\xa0__\xa0] You'}, {'start': '9150.240', 'end': '9152.399', 'text': 'have'}, {'start': '9156.120', 'end': '9159.840', 'text': 'three. Okay.'}, {'start': '9163.479', 'end': '9167.600', 'text': "Okay. I'm learning. I'm learning. I'm"}, {'start': '9166.240', 'end': '9170.479', 'text': "learning. I'm learning. I'm learning."}, {'start': '9167.600', 'end': '9170.479', 'text': 'You do a lot of'}, {'start': '9173.960', 'end': '9179.560', 'text': 'damage. I parried. Hello. I literally'}, {'start': '9178.160', 'end': '9183.439', 'text': 'hit the'}, {'start': '9179.560', 'end': '9185.880', 'text': "button. Okay. Okay. It's okay. It's"}, {'start': '9183.439', 'end': '9188.319', 'text': "okay. We'll learn. We'll learn. We'll"}, {'start': '9185.880', 'end': '9190.600', 'text': "learn. I'm glad that I have a cool boss"}, {'start': '9188.319', 'end': '9194.399', 'text': 'to fight, though. That does make me'}, {'start': '9190.600', 'end': '9197.120', 'text': 'happy. That makes the Elizabeth happy.'}, {'start': '9194.399', 'end': '9199.840', 'text': 'Is this going to make up for it? Is this'}, {'start': '9197.120', 'end': '9201.840', 'text': 'going to be the boss? This demon. Is'}, {'start': '9199.840', 'end': '9205.680', 'text': 'this gonna gonna make up for the fact'}, {'start': '9201.840', 'end': '9205.680', 'text': 'that uh the dragon was really'}, {'start': '9210.680', 'end': '9214.160', 'text': 'easy. Okay.'}, {'start': '9216.359', 'end': '9219.359', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '9220.280', 'end': '9224.479', 'text': 'Harry. Okay. So you face'}, {'start': '9231.080', 'end': '9236.200', 'text': 'slam. Okay. So you'}, {'start': '9234.359', 'end': '9238.680', 'text': 'really'}, {'start': '9236.200', 'end': '9243.200', 'text': 'Wow. Holy'}, {'start': '9238.680', 'end': '9243.200', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] There is no posture'}, {'start': '9244.680', 'end': '9250.359', 'text': 'damage. You take no posture damage.'}, {'start': '9254.479', 'end': '9257.720', 'text': "Can I parry that? I don't think I can"}, {'start': '9256.479', 'end': '9260.640', 'text': 'parry that'}, {'start': '9257.720', 'end': '9262.560', 'text': "one. I don't think I can parry that."}, {'start': '9260.640', 'end': '9264.880', 'text': 'Either it will make up for the dragon'}, {'start': '9262.560', 'end': '9267.479', 'text': "being mostly a cinematic fight or it'll"}, {'start': '9264.880', 'end': '9269.399', 'text': 'demonstrate how craft you are at this'}, {'start': '9267.479', 'end': '9273.200', 'text': 'game.'}, {'start': '9269.399', 'end': '9275.120', 'text': 'I hopefully the latter. Crow noises. I'}, {'start': '9273.200', 'end': '9278.240', 'text': 'will do the crow noises midfight when'}, {'start': '9275.120', 'end': '9281.040', 'text': 'you least expect it.'}, {'start': '9278.240', 'end': '9281.040', 'text': 'I will do the'}, {'start': '9281.240', 'end': '9285.840', 'text': 'C. You least expect it.'}, {'start': '9286.280', 'end': '9290.880', 'text': 'Perry. Those ones were kind of mid, but'}, {'start': '9291.479', 'end': '9298.760', 'text': 'still. Holy [\xa0__\xa0] Holy [\xa0__\xa0] His arm is'}, {'start': '9295.439', 'end': '9302.160', 'text': "like a whip. It's really"}, {'start': '9298.760', 'end': '9306.160', 'text': 'cool. I like I just What I wish that I'}, {'start': '9302.160', 'end': '9310.080', 'text': 'could do Oh [\xa0__\xa0] Okay. Well, okay.'}, {'start': '9306.160', 'end': '9311.880', 'text': 'Okay. Well, okay. Okay. Uh, ministry'}, {'start': '9310.080', 'end': '9315.960', 'text': 'dowsing'}, {'start': '9311.880', 'end': '9320.960', 'text': 'powder probably is the best thing to be'}, {'start': '9315.960', 'end': '9320.960', 'text': "using. I'm going to use this dowsing"}, {'start': '9327.160', 'end': '9330.800', 'text': "powder. Okay, I'm learning. I'm"}, {'start': '9329.439', 'end': '9331.960', 'text': "learning. I'm learning. I'm learning."}, {'start': '9330.800', 'end': '9333.840', 'text': "I'm"}, {'start': '9331.960', 'end': '9336.160', 'text': "learning. I'm learning. I'm learning."}, {'start': '9333.840', 'end': '9338.319', 'text': "I'm learning. I'm learning. Sorry, this"}, {'start': '9336.160', 'end': '9340.080', 'text': "guy. I'm going to take the death here."}, {'start': '9338.319', 'end': '9341.920', 'text': 'If you play the other FromSoft games,'}, {'start': '9340.080', 'end': '9344.560', 'text': 'you might recognize the design trend'}, {'start': '9341.920', 'end': '9348.319', 'text': 'elsewhere of this of this boss. I wish'}, {'start': '9344.560', 'end': '9351.680', 'text': 'that that is my only issue with with'}, {'start': '9348.319', 'end': '9353.680', 'text': 'fighting a lot of from soft bosses is'}, {'start': '9351.680', 'end': '9356.200', 'text': 'not getting a good enough look at them.'}, {'start': '9353.680', 'end': '9359.880', 'text': 'Like like seriously like'}, {'start': '9356.200', 'end': '9363.120', 'text': "I I can't"}, {'start': '9359.880', 'end': '9364.720', 'text': 'really pause to admire how this guy'}, {'start': '9363.120', 'end': '9367.040', 'text': "looks because there's not a cut scene,"}, {'start': '9364.720', 'end': '9369.439', 'text': 'you know? Like the design looks super'}, {'start': '9367.040', 'end': '9372.479', 'text': 'cool. I see a sword sticking out of him.'}, {'start': '9369.439', 'end': '9374.600', 'text': "Like that's super sick, right? But like"}, {'start': '9372.479', 'end': '9376.280', 'text': "I don't get to"}, {'start': '9374.600', 'end': '9379.359', 'text': 'actually'}, {'start': '9376.280', 'end': '9383.479', 'text': "see I'm just going to do this at him. I"}, {'start': '9379.359', 'end': '9383.479', 'text': "don't get to actually see him."}, {'start': '9383.840', 'end': '9388.160', 'text': "It's just really really difficult to"}, {'start': '9385.760', 'end': '9390.960', 'text': 'see. Okay, so you swing back up there.'}, {'start': '9388.160', 'end': '9390.960', 'text': "That's a four move"}, {'start': '9391.399', 'end': '9396.800', 'text': "combo. I'm taking these deaths on"}, {'start': '9393.920', 'end': '9400.560', 'text': "purpose because I'm like running out of"}, {'start': '9396.800', 'end': '9402.880', 'text': "uh resurrect energy. So, I don't want to"}, {'start': '9400.560', 'end': '9404.800', 'text': 'waste it all and then not be able to'}, {'start': '9402.880', 'end': '9405.800', 'text': 'double revive when I actually have a'}, {'start': '9404.800', 'end': '9409.240', 'text': 'good'}, {'start': '9405.800', 'end': '9412.080', 'text': "run. So, I'm just I'm just taking my my"}, {'start': '9409.240', 'end': '9416.280', 'text': 'my time.'}, {'start': '9412.080', 'end': '9420.479', 'text': 'Godric demon of grafting. Is so is'}, {'start': '9416.280', 'end': '9422.120', 'text': 'the is one crazy [\xa0__\xa0] up arm just a'}, {'start': '9420.479', 'end': '9425.120', 'text': 'thing'}, {'start': '9422.120', 'end': '9425.120', 'text': 'then?'}, {'start': '9427.880', 'end': '9433.760', 'text': 'Okay. Harry, is he holding his nose when'}, {'start': '9430.720', 'end': '9438.000', 'text': 'he does that? Kind of goofy. Kind of'}, {'start': '9433.760', 'end': '9438.000', 'text': 'goofy. Kind of goofy.'}, {'start': '9438.600', 'end': '9447.080', 'text': 'Harry, no. That kills me. What the [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '9442.680', 'end': '9451.240', 'text': 'dude? Large arm is a universal'}, {'start': '9447.080', 'end': '9456.479', 'text': "concept. Okay, I I'll trust you on"}, {'start': '9451.240', 'end': '9456.479', 'text': 'that. Perry. Okay,'}, {'start': '9463.170', 'end': '9470.760', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '9465.720', 'end': '9470.760', 'text': 'Harry. I was full health.'}, {'start': '9476.960', 'end': '9483.680', 'text': 'I was full'}, {'start': '9478.359', 'end': '9483.680', 'text': 'health. Wow. Okay.'}, {'start': '9484.120', 'end': '9489.690', 'text': 'Um.'}, {'start': '9486.680', 'end': '9492.780', 'text': 'Uh-oh. That might be bad.'}, {'start': '9489.690', 'end': '9492.780', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '9494.920', 'end': '9501.960', 'text': 'Um, you have terrible vitality. Well, I'}, {'start': '9498.960', 'end': '9507.120', 'text': "I've done basically the stuff that I"}, {'start': '9501.960', 'end': '9507.120', 'text': 'found, so I have the vitality that I'}, {'start': '9509.160', 'end': '9514.399', 'text': 'have that kill. What? This is a very'}, {'start': '9512.800', 'end': '9516.319', 'text': 'difficult fight. To give you reference,'}, {'start': '9514.399', 'end': '9520.319', 'text': 'I did a pretty deep exploration through'}, {'start': '9516.319', 'end': '9520.319', 'text': 'my playthrough and had nine prayer beat'}, {'start': '9520.439', 'end': '9524.720', 'text': 'up.'}, {'start': '9522.280', 'end': '9527.720', 'text': "Nine. There's that many that I've"}, {'start': '9524.720', 'end': '9527.720', 'text': 'missed.'}, {'start': '9531.680', 'end': '9534.720', 'text': "I've missed that"}, {'start': '9538.680', 'end': '9546.160', 'text': 'many, bro. I have'}, {'start': '9541.560', 'end': '9546.160', 'text': 'four. I have four prayer bead'}, {'start': '9549.479', 'end': '9552.479', 'text': 'upgrades.'}, {'start': '9553.240', 'end': '9559.439', 'text': "Uhoh. You know what? It's fine. I got"}, {'start': '9556.240', 'end': '9561.920', 'text': "him. I got him. It's fine. It's fine."}, {'start': '9559.439', 'end': '9563.399', 'text': "It's fine. It's fine. What's he gonna"}, {'start': '9561.920', 'end': '9566.800', 'text': 'do? Kill'}, {'start': '9563.399', 'end': '9569.600', 'text': "me? See, he can't do [\xa0__\xa0] to me. He"}, {'start': '9566.800', 'end': '9574.359', 'text': "can't do [\xa0__\xa0] to me. We don't need them."}, {'start': '9569.600', 'end': '9577.359', 'text': 'We have music. Real. We have cahoot. Uh'}, {'start': '9574.359', 'end': '9579.280', 'text': "oh. It's okay. It's It's okay. It's"}, {'start': '9577.359', 'end': '9582.399', 'text': "okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay."}, {'start': '9579.280', 'end': '9585.720', 'text': "It's okay. It's okay. Cuz watch this."}, {'start': '9582.399', 'end': '9585.720', 'text': 'Watch this.'}, {'start': '9591.160', 'end': '9599.479', 'text': 'Okay. Okay. Um, so I think I might need'}, {'start': '9595.359', 'end': '9601.479', 'text': 'to go go explore and get other'}, {'start': '9599.479', 'end': '9605.120', 'text': 'stuff. I'}, {'start': '9601.479', 'end': '9608.399', 'text': 'think I think that might be helpful. I'}, {'start': '9605.120', 'end': '9612.120', 'text': "just I don't want to lose my mind. I"}, {'start': '9608.399', 'end': '9616.439', 'text': 'would like I I would like to beat this'}, {'start': '9612.120', 'end': '9620.880', 'text': 'game before my'}, {'start': '9616.439', 'end': '9625.000', 'text': 'birthday, which is over a month away.'}, {'start': '9620.880', 'end': '9629.200', 'text': 'Which, by the way, by the way, by the'}, {'start': '9625.000', 'end': '9630.800', 'text': 'way, on the 1st of May, which is a month'}, {'start': '9629.200', 'end': '9636.240', 'text': 'before my birthday, which is why I bring'}, {'start': '9630.800', 'end': '9639.000', 'text': 'it up. Um, on the the 1st of May,'}, {'start': '9636.240', 'end': '9642.800', 'text': 'uh, uh,'}, {'start': '9639.000', 'end': '9646.680', 'text': 'uh, the VTuber Awards that I had you'}, {'start': '9642.800', 'end': '9649.479', 'text': 'guys vote for me for is'}, {'start': '9646.680', 'end': '9654.000', 'text': 'happening. Demon of Hatred is all about'}, {'start': '9649.479', 'end': '9654.000', 'text': 'that bunga abstract'}, {'start': '9656.439', 'end': '9664.720', 'text': 'riz. What?'}, {'start': '9659.760', 'end': '9664.720', 'text': 'What uh what about it is RZ to'}, {'start': '9667.080', 'end': '9672.520', 'text': "you? Look, I'll be real. I'm not normal."}, {'start': '9670.160', 'end': '9677.240', 'text': "I'm not a normal"}, {'start': '9672.520', 'end': '9680.760', 'text': 'person. But what about it is RZ to'}, {'start': '9677.240', 'end': '9687.000', 'text': 'you? What about that? I mean,'}, {'start': '9680.760', 'end': '9687.000', 'text': 'I it moves like a seductive monk.'}, {'start': '9687.280', 'end': '9693.600', 'text': "I don't think those words work together."}, {'start': '9689.439', 'end': '9693.600', 'text': "I don't think seductive and monk fit"}, {'start': '9694.439', 'end': '9698.479', 'text': 'together. Can we pin that?'}, {'start': '9699.319', 'end': '9702.450', 'text': 'Actually, mods, pin that message and'}, {'start': '9701.840', 'end': '9706.700', 'text': 'gift him a'}, {'start': '9702.450', 'end': '9706.700', 'text': '[Laughter]'}, {'start': '9708.359', 'end': '9711.920', 'text': "sub. I'm going to"}, {'start': '9713.080', 'end': '9719.080', 'text': 'hydrate. You found me.'}, {'start': '9716.479', 'end': '9722.479', 'text': 'Thank you for the'}, {'start': '9719.080', 'end': '9724.720', 'text': "follow. Did Smelly do the father's bell"}, {'start': '9722.479', 'end': '9726.560', 'text': 'of memories from Hiata estate? That'}, {'start': '9724.720', 'end': '9728.640', 'text': 'would be a good question to ask'}, {'start': '9726.560', 'end': '9729.479', 'text': 'everybody who is not me because I would'}, {'start': '9728.640', 'end': '9734.000', 'text': 'not'}, {'start': '9729.479', 'end': '9736.160', 'text': 'know. But I can dive here which I was'}, {'start': '9734.000', 'end': '9739.720', 'text': "not able to do before. So I'm very"}, {'start': '9736.160', 'end': '9742.640', 'text': 'curious what I can see around'}, {'start': '9739.720', 'end': '9744.800', 'text': "here. Okay, there's an invisible wall."}, {'start': '9742.640', 'end': '9748.000', 'text': "That's very cool."}, {'start': '9744.800', 'end': '9750.560', 'text': 'Is that missable? Is it that bad? Have I'}, {'start': '9748.000', 'end': '9753.200', 'text': 'played this game that poorly that you'}, {'start': '9750.560', 'end': '9757.359', 'text': 'have to ask like did is that can you'}, {'start': '9753.200', 'end': '9762.200', 'text': "even miss that thing? I've I've explored"}, {'start': '9757.359', 'end': '9764.600', 'text': 'that little What is aggroed to me? Oh, a'}, {'start': '9762.200', 'end': '9767.120', 'text': "wolf. Okay, I'm"}, {'start': '9764.600', 'end': '9771.120', 'text': "sorry. Wasn't there a guy here? I feel"}, {'start': '9767.120', 'end': '9774.439', 'text': 'like there was a guy here, right?'}, {'start': '9771.120', 'end': '9777.240', 'text': 'I feel like there was a guy here. Am I'}, {'start': '9774.439', 'end': '9780.319', 'text': "crazy? No, there's a guy here,"}, {'start': '9777.240', 'end': '9783.720', 'text': 'right? Hello.'}, {'start': '9780.319', 'end': '9787.439', 'text': 'Purchase items with scales. Divine'}, {'start': '9783.720', 'end': '9792.399', 'text': "grass. Uh, I don't know if that's useful"}, {'start': '9787.439', 'end': '9795.200', 'text': 'for me. I want But I want I want my my I'}, {'start': '9792.399', 'end': '9797.760', 'text': 'I want the the prayer beads. Do you have'}, {'start': '9795.200', 'end': '9799.840', 'text': 'any of those? Ultimately, there is this'}, {'start': '9797.760', 'end': '9801.439', 'text': 'easy to miss series of dialogues that'}, {'start': '9799.840', 'end': '9805.040', 'text': 'lead to a secret boss that you can no'}, {'start': '9801.439', 'end': '9805.040', 'text': 'longer fight since defeating the divine'}, {'start': '9806.600', 'end': '9811.040', 'text': 'dragon. Was the divine dragon the'}, {'start': '9811.880', 'end': '9820.760', 'text': 'malicth? Divine dragon was the Malikth'}, {'start': '9816.280', 'end': '9823.840', 'text': 'then the boss that locks you out of of'}, {'start': '9820.760', 'end': '9829.040', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] Uh-uh.'}, {'start': '9823.840', 'end': '9829.040', 'text': "Is that like an uh or uhhuh? I can't"}, {'start': '9829.479', 'end': '9836.439', 'text': 'tell. Does smelly count as an item with'}, {'start': '9833.399', 'end': '9839.040', 'text': "scales? Firstly, I don't have scales."}, {'start': '9836.439', 'end': '9842.279', 'text': "Secondly, I haven't been an item in a"}, {'start': '9839.040', 'end': '9842.279', 'text': 'long time.'}, {'start': '9842.560', 'end': '9848.240', 'text': 'Uhhuh. Is yeah. Uh-uh. Is no. Yes, but'}, {'start': '9845.439', 'end': '9850.000', 'text': 'you typed it out in a way that could'}, {'start': '9848.240', 'end': '9851.760', 'text': "have been ambiguous. You can't blame me"}, {'start': '9850.000', 'end': '9854.399', 'text': 'for that. Are you a bad guy? You are a'}, {'start': '9851.760', 'end': '9854.399', 'text': 'bad guy.'}, {'start': '9854.640', 'end': '9861.920', 'text': "I guess I'll explore here. I will I will"}, {'start': '9858.080', 'end': '9861.920', 'text': 'look around and I will also blow my nose'}, {'start': '9872.680', 'end': '9880.160', 'text': 'again. Nuh-uh. Mhm.'}, {'start': '9877.319', 'end': '9884.279', 'text': "Mm- There's so many different ways to"}, {'start': '9880.160', 'end': '9887.279', 'text': "say things. Isn't that cool? Uh-huh."}, {'start': '9884.279', 'end': '9887.279', 'text': 'Nuh-uh.'}, {'start': '9889.960', 'end': '9892.960', 'text': 'Mhm.'}, {'start': '9893.080', 'end': '9900.240', 'text': "Uh-uh. It's so dumb."}, {'start': '9896.880', 'end': '9902.960', 'text': "just an uh it's just that's this is how"}, {'start': '9900.240', 'end': '9905.800', 'text': 'we devolve back into grumbling like like'}, {'start': '9902.960', 'end': '9908.800', 'text': 'cave people just be'}, {'start': '9905.800', 'end': '9908.800', 'text': 'like'}, {'start': '9914.760', 'end': '9919.520', 'text': 'oh did you get that? Did you get all'}, {'start': '9917.120', 'end': '9921.200', 'text': 'that? Do you guys understand? Can you'}, {'start': '9919.520', 'end': '9923.920', 'text': 'guys just talk to me like cavemen for'}, {'start': '9921.200', 'end': '9926.840', 'text': 'the rest of the stream actually? Like'}, {'start': '9923.920', 'end': '9929.920', 'text': 'would you would can you guys do'}, {'start': '9926.840', 'end': '9934.080', 'text': 'that? Thank you. Thank you. Yes. Keep'}, {'start': '9929.920', 'end': '9936.479', 'text': 'please. It would be so [\xa0__\xa0] funny if'}, {'start': '9934.080', 'end': '9939.760', 'text': 'a if somebody came to my stream for the'}, {'start': '9936.479', 'end': '9941.920', 'text': 'first time and the entire chat was just'}, {'start': '9939.760', 'end': '9945.479', 'text': 'filled with people typing out like'}, {'start': '9941.920', 'end': '9945.479', 'text': 'grunting noises.'}, {'start': '9953.319', 'end': '9958.479', 'text': "Oh, just just like monkey chat. That'd"}, {'start': '9956.560', 'end': '9961.359', 'text': "be fun. That'd be cute. I think monkey"}, {'start': '9958.479', 'end': '9964.319', 'text': "chat's a good idea. I like that."}, {'start': '9961.359', 'end': '9967.040', 'text': 'Unabonga. Yeah, bonga works. Unabonga'}, {'start': '9964.319', 'end': '9968.600', 'text': 'counts. Boom. Everybody here is going to'}, {'start': '9967.040', 'end': '9971.040', 'text': "be a pushover, aren't"}, {'start': '9968.600', 'end': '9972.279', 'text': 'they? Everybody here is going to be'}, {'start': '9971.040', 'end': '9977.319', 'text': 'super'}, {'start': '9972.279', 'end': '9977.319', 'text': 'easy. Ow. Die.'}, {'start': '9977.439', 'end': '9982.080', 'text': 'I feel like I feel like if I miss'}, {'start': '9980.080', 'end': '9985.439', 'text': 'something like this is the complicated'}, {'start': '9982.080', 'end': '9987.760', 'text': 'Wow, you do like nothing to me. What if'}, {'start': '9985.439', 'end': '9992.720', 'text': 'we get a raid after this? Just suddenly'}, {'start': '9987.760', 'end': '9994.680', 'text': 'talk caveman. Hello raiders. My name is'}, {'start': '9992.720', 'end': '9997.920', 'text': "uh what's a good caveman"}, {'start': '9994.680', 'end': '10001.359', 'text': 'name? What What is What are cavemen'}, {'start': '9997.920', 'end': '10005.880', 'text': 'names? What are what are some good ones?'}, {'start': '10001.359', 'end': '10008.530', 'text': 'Uh uh uh. I mean I my name could just be'}, {'start': '10005.880', 'end': '10011.659', 'text': 'Uggabooga. It'}, {'start': '10008.530', 'end': '10011.659', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '10013.399', 'end': '10016.399', 'text': 'could'}, {'start': '10019.290', 'end': '10022.369', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '10022.840', 'end': '10027.279', 'text': 'smit. Welcome Raiders. My'}, {'start': '10028.840', 'end': '10032.640', 'text': 'nameth, did you bring'}, {'start': '10032.840', 'end': '10037.120', 'text': 'food? And then the raiders are just'}, {'start': '10035.040', 'end': '10040.560', 'text': "like, uh, what the [\xa0__\xa0] I'm not going"}, {'start': '10037.120', 'end': '10040.560', 'text': "to stick around here. And I'm just"}, {'start': '10041.240', 'end': '10047.560', 'text': 'like, that that honestly in my opinion,'}, {'start': '10044.880', 'end': '10050.000', 'text': "that's the power play. That's the power"}, {'start': '10047.560', 'end': '10051.520', 'text': 'play. What just happened? That was so'}, {'start': '10050.000', 'end': '10055.439', 'text': 'weird.'}, {'start': '10051.520', 'end': '10059.880', 'text': 'like like like for example when when we'}, {'start': '10055.439', 'end': '10063.600', 'text': 'were doing the the werewolf name joke'}, {'start': '10059.880', 'end': '10066.640', 'text': 'um and I got raided and and I asked the'}, {'start': '10063.600', 'end': '10070.080', 'text': 'raid, "What\'s your werewolf name?" Mine'}, {'start': '10066.640', 'end': '10073.359', 'text': 'is Gray Fang and then like 30 people'}, {'start': '10070.080', 'end': '10079.520', 'text': 'left. That is so [\xa0__\xa0] funny to me.'}, {'start': '10073.359', 'end': '10081.399', 'text': 'like like that in itself is better to me'}, {'start': '10079.520', 'end': '10084.680', 'text': 'than than'}, {'start': '10081.399', 'end': '10087.560', 'text': 'um than than getting 30 more viewers'}, {'start': '10084.680', 'end': '10091.040', 'text': "genuinely. Like that's so"}, {'start': '10087.560', 'end': '10093.279', 'text': "funny. That's so hilarious. It's like I"}, {'start': '10091.040', 'end': '10097.560', 'text': 'would rather tell a good joke and half'}, {'start': '10093.279', 'end': '10102.000', 'text': 'the audience leaves than than'}, {'start': '10097.560', 'end': '10105.520', 'text': 'like just just stream to only only'}, {'start': '10102.000', 'end': '10105.520', 'text': 'please viewership.'}, {'start': '10107.640', 'end': '10111.680', 'text': 'Mhm. Lord Jo,'}, {'start': '10110.399', 'end': '10113.800', 'text': "we don't take from Buddha how many"}, {'start': '10111.680', 'end': '10116.880', 'text': 'times. Oh,'}, {'start': '10113.800', 'end': '10119.560', 'text': "okay. I'm sorry. My skull is so thick."}, {'start': '10116.880', 'end': '10122.000', 'text': "It's because he's he's an alpha male."}, {'start': '10119.560', 'end': '10125.200', 'text': "His skull is thick because he's such an"}, {'start': '10122.000', 'end': '10128.720', 'text': 'alpha male. As we established earlier'}, {'start': '10125.200', 'end': '10131.279', 'text': 'earlier in the stream, alpha alphas uh'}, {'start': '10128.720', 'end': '10133.520', 'text': 'hit their heads with hammers to to'}, {'start': '10131.279', 'end': '10136.880', 'text': 'induce micro fractures to cause it to'}, {'start': '10133.520', 'end': '10140.160', 'text': 'grow thicker. Mhm. And definitely not'}, {'start': '10136.880', 'end': '10140.160', 'text': 'just cause themselves brain'}, {'start': '10142.439', 'end': '10148.960', 'text': 'damage. Okay. Okay. I do feel more'}, {'start': '10146.479', 'end': '10151.680', 'text': 'capable of just exploring this place'}, {'start': '10148.960', 'end': '10155.200', 'text': "though. That's good, right? Like like I"}, {'start': '10151.680', 'end': '10158.399', 'text': 'feel like I can I can just look around'}, {'start': '10155.200', 'end': '10160.560', 'text': "which is nice. Whereas before I didn't"}, {'start': '10158.399', 'end': '10163.120', 'text': 'feel like I could because I was dying'}, {'start': '10160.560', 'end': '10166.720', 'text': "like instantly cuz I didn't have any HP."}, {'start': '10163.120', 'end': '10169.680', 'text': 'But now I have too much HP. Is this'}, {'start': '10166.720', 'end': '10173.120', 'text': 'where I was? It It just It feels like'}, {'start': '10169.680', 'end': '10175.279', 'text': 'such a [\xa0__\xa0] maze to me.'}, {'start': '10173.120', 'end': '10178.520', 'text': "That's that's my big problem with this"}, {'start': '10175.279', 'end': '10180.120', 'text': "area is that I just don't know where I'm"}, {'start': '10178.520', 'end': '10182.960', 'text': 'going'}, {'start': '10180.120', 'end': '10184.319', 'text': 'ever. Like, have I been here? I I have'}, {'start': '10182.960', 'end': '10190.120', 'text': "been here cuz there's lots of dead"}, {'start': '10184.319', 'end': '10194.000', 'text': "bodies here, but like I like I don't"}, {'start': '10190.120', 'end': '10198.160', 'text': 'remember something about the map design'}, {'start': '10194.000', 'end': '10201.680', 'text': 'in this game does not mesh with my own'}, {'start': '10198.160', 'end': '10203.359', 'text': 'memory very well.'}, {'start': '10201.680', 'end': '10205.040', 'text': 'I hear you whispering in there if you'}, {'start': '10203.359', 'end': '10207.840', 'text': "don't."}, {'start': '10205.040', 'end': '10210.479', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '10207.840', 'end': '10213.520', 'text': "Okay. Okay. That's big. That's big."}, {'start': '10210.479', 'end': '10215.359', 'text': "That's big. How much for caveman noises?"}, {'start': '10213.520', 'end': '10219.359', 'text': 'And do they stack with Scottish accent?'}, {'start': '10215.359', 'end': '10220.720', 'text': 'I will give caveman noises for free.'}, {'start': '10219.359', 'end': '10222.399', 'text': 'Young lord should still be somewhere in'}, {'start': '10220.720', 'end': '10224.560', 'text': 'the estate. Honorable Shinobi, please'}, {'start': '10222.399', 'end': '10227.200', 'text': 'save the young lord. May the fortunes of'}, {'start': '10224.560', 'end': '10231.880', 'text': 'war bless you.'}, {'start': '10227.200', 'end': '10235.800', 'text': "Okay, I've eased dropped here at some"}, {'start': '10231.880', 'end': '10238.720', 'text': "point. It's just so it's I don't know,"}, {'start': '10235.800', 'end': '10240.640', 'text': 'dude. And yes, the caveman noises can'}, {'start': '10238.720', 'end': '10243.200', 'text': 'stack with the Scottish accent. You just'}, {'start': '10240.640', 'end': '10243.200', 'text': 'have to do'}, {'start': '10245.640', 'end': '10252.920', 'text': 'it. Uhhuh. Threetory pagod tops some'}, {'start': '10248.880', 'end': '10260.160', 'text': 'clip. Uh some treasure to be kept there.'}, {'start': '10252.920', 'end': '10260.160', 'text': 'Hey, can I kill you? I can kill you. Oh.'}, {'start': '10269.319', 'end': '10272.319', 'text': 'Um.'}, {'start': '10273.080', 'end': '10280.760', 'text': 'Ah. Well. Oh'}, {'start': '10276.840', 'end': '10284.560', 'text': 'well. I Oh well. I guess. Goodbye. I'}, {'start': '10280.760', 'end': '10286.200', 'text': 'suppose. I I guess he had $26 on him.'}, {'start': '10284.560', 'end': '10291.120', 'text': 'Very'}, {'start': '10286.200', 'end': '10291.120', 'text': 'cool. That was weird. What? Killing'}, {'start': '10291.479', 'end': '10299.439', 'text': 'him. Murder is not weird. It can in fact'}, {'start': '10294.800', 'end': '10299.439', 'text': 'be very fun and exhilarating in video'}, {'start': '10300.600', 'end': '10307.279', 'text': 'games. This area seems like a deja a'}, {'start': '10303.439', 'end': '10310.040', 'text': 'whole deja vu for me. I like this area'}, {'start': '10307.279', 'end': '10312.399', 'text': 'is so confusing to me. Like I just I'}, {'start': '10310.040', 'end': '10314.800', 'text': "can't make heads or tails of it"}, {'start': '10312.399', 'end': '10318.479', 'text': "properly. I really just I can't I don't"}, {'start': '10314.800', 'end': '10322.000', 'text': "know what it is. It's the way it's the"}, {'start': '10318.479', 'end': '10325.279', 'text': "way that that it it just there's so many"}, {'start': '10322.000', 'end': '10328.160', 'text': "side paths and it just my brain doesn't"}, {'start': '10325.279', 'end': '10331.600', 'text': "like it. He's a merchant in the future."}, {'start': '10328.160', 'end': '10335.560', 'text': "So that's a paradox now. Oh no, I"}, {'start': '10331.600', 'end': '10338.960', 'text': "created a time paradox. That's fine. Who"}, {'start': '10335.560', 'end': '10344.319', 'text': 'cares? Who cares about a time paradox? I'}, {'start': '10338.960', 'end': '10344.319', 'text': 'need my axe. I need my axe.'}, {'start': '10344.960', 'end': '10350.880', 'text': 'Who cares? Who cares about paradoxes?'}, {'start': '10348.160', 'end': '10353.080', 'text': "That's like not a problem. Paradoxes"}, {'start': '10350.880', 'end': '10355.520', 'text': "aren't"}, {'start': '10353.080', 'end': '10357.760', 'text': 'real. I require an expert opinion on'}, {'start': '10355.520', 'end': '10360.800', 'text': "whether it's still exhilarating outside"}, {'start': '10357.760', 'end': '10362.200', 'text': 'of video games. Uh there is no expert'}, {'start': '10360.800', 'end': '10364.439', 'text': 'opinion to be'}, {'start': '10362.200', 'end': '10366.880', 'text': 'had.'}, {'start': '10364.439', 'end': '10369.439', 'text': "Boom. We're not going to we're not going"}, {'start': '10366.880', 'end': '10371.479', 'text': 'to talk about real life murder because'}, {'start': '10369.439', 'end': '10374.800', 'text': "we don't do that. I've never done that"}, {'start': '10371.479', 'end': '10378.000', 'text': 'before. I would never never murder.'}, {'start': '10374.800', 'end': '10378.000', 'text': 'Nope. I would never'}, {'start': '10380.840', 'end': '10386.640', 'text': 'murder. Okay. I was nowhere near him'}, {'start': '10383.920', 'end': '10389.040', 'text': 'when I stabbed, but I guess it counts.'}, {'start': '10386.640', 'end': '10391.720', 'text': "I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll I'll"}, {'start': '10389.040', 'end': '10396.840', 'text': 'gladly take it. Thank you for the free'}, {'start': '10391.720', 'end': '10399.560', 'text': 'stab. Is it exhilarating to break ribs?'}, {'start': '10396.840', 'end': '10404.479', 'text': 'Uh, no.'}, {'start': '10399.560', 'end': '10407.279', 'text': "No, no, no, it's not. What are we doing"}, {'start': '10404.479', 'end': '10409.200', 'text': 'here anyway? I was literally told by you'}, {'start': '10407.279', 'end': '10411.920', 'text': 'that there was something here. What do'}, {'start': '10409.200', 'end': '10413.160', 'text': 'you mean? I was Somebody asked, "Did she'}, {'start': '10411.920', 'end': '10416.040', 'text': 'miss something?" And you were like,'}, {'start': '10413.160', 'end': '10418.560', 'text': '"Yes." So, I\'m here and I\'m'}, {'start': '10416.040', 'end': '10421.359', 'text': 'exploring cuz what the [\xa0__\xa0] do you mean?'}, {'start': '10418.560', 'end': '10424.000', 'text': "What are we doing here? I'm supposed to"}, {'start': '10421.359', 'end': '10424.000', 'text': 'be the one with'}, {'start': '10424.840', 'end': '10429.359', 'text': "amnesia. Plus, I don't remember this"}, {'start': '10426.960', 'end': '10430.840', 'text': "place like at all anyway. So, so it's"}, {'start': '10429.359', 'end': '10433.160', 'text': 'not bad to be'}, {'start': '10430.840', 'end': '10435.720', 'text': 'here. Kill a'}, {'start': '10433.160', 'end': '10439.359', 'text': 'fish. Kill a'}, {'start': '10435.720', 'end': '10443.040', 'text': 'fish. Smelly legally obligated to say'}, {'start': '10439.359', 'end': '10445.080', 'text': "no. I'm not legally obligated to say no."}, {'start': '10443.040', 'end': '10447.160', 'text': 'I just, you'}, {'start': '10445.080', 'end': '10450.279', 'text': 'know,'}, {'start': '10447.160', 'end': '10452.640', 'text': 'missible. Are you'}, {'start': '10450.279', 'end': '10455.200', 'text': 'serious? Are you serious? Are you'}, {'start': '10452.640', 'end': '10457.960', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] kidding me?'}, {'start': '10455.200', 'end': '10461.040', 'text': 'the thing that I went here'}, {'start': '10457.960', 'end': '10464.160', 'text': 'for that chat convinced me that I just'}, {'start': '10461.040', 'end': '10466.080', 'text': "didn't get and and and I was like,"}, {'start': '10464.160', 'end': '10469.120', 'text': '"Okay, then I\'ll go back and do that."'}, {'start': '10466.080', 'end': '10469.120', 'text': 'You meant that I'}, {'start': '10469.319', 'end': '10475.840', 'text': "can't and you're saying this"}, {'start': '10473.319', 'end': '10480.439', 'text': 'now? Well, then where am I supposed to'}, {'start': '10475.840', 'end': '10484.479', 'text': 'go? Who the [\xa0__\xa0] are you? Kill'}, {'start': '10480.439', 'end': '10486.520', 'text': "me. Oh my god, they don't do any damage."}, {'start': '10484.479', 'end': '10489.120', 'text': 'I need a'}, {'start': '10486.520', 'end': '10493.200', 'text': 'statue cosmically. What are we doing'}, {'start': '10489.120', 'end': '10496.000', 'text': "here? Sentient being. Wait, wasn't the I"}, {'start': '10493.200', 'end': '10498.160', 'text': 'killed you in the future. I killed you.'}, {'start': '10496.000', 'end': '10499.560', 'text': "You're You're dead in the future cuz"}, {'start': '10498.160', 'end': '10501.640', 'text': "you're"}, {'start': '10499.560', 'end': '10504.479', 'text': 'dumb.'}, {'start': '10501.640', 'end': '10507.600', 'text': 'Mhm. I vaguely remembered that once I'}, {'start': '10504.479', 'end': '10511.120', 'text': 'walked in here that I that my father was'}, {'start': '10507.600', 'end': '10514.120', 'text': 'there and that uh I had some great lowfi'}, {'start': '10511.120', 'end': '10517.040', 'text': 'beats to kill your dad, too.'}, {'start': '10514.120', 'end': '10519.680', 'text': 'Mhm. Can I just get somebody to kill me'}, {'start': '10517.040', 'end': '10521.359', 'text': 'so I can just take the L already? To be'}, {'start': '10519.680', 'end': '10525.439', 'text': "fair, there's some other stuff here,"}, {'start': '10521.359', 'end': '10529.040', 'text': 'too. Okay. Okay, fine. I will keep'}, {'start': '10525.439', 'end': '10529.040', 'text': 'looking then. I will keep'}, {'start': '10529.080', 'end': '10534.720', 'text': 'looking. Uh that What the [\xa0__\xa0] was the'}, {'start': '10532.399', 'end': '10534.720', 'text': 'point of'}, {'start': '10535.000', 'end': '10540.080', 'text': "that? It's not like See, like I can"}, {'start': '10537.680', 'end': '10542.840', 'text': 'literally tank all of it. I can tank all'}, {'start': '10540.080', 'end': '10545.840', 'text': "of it. It's It's super easy to"}, {'start': '10542.840', 'end': '10549.120', 'text': 'tank. Is the other stuff prayer beads?'}, {'start': '10545.840', 'end': '10551.760', 'text': 'God, I hope. God, I really hope this is'}, {'start': '10549.120', 'end': '10553.840', 'text': "not where I want to be. I don't know"}, {'start': '10551.760', 'end': '10556.240', 'text': "where to go. I don't know where to go,"}, {'start': '10553.840', 'end': '10558.960', 'text': 'dude. This game is killing my brain'}, {'start': '10556.240', 'end': '10560.920', 'text': "right now. I'm not going to lie to you."}, {'start': '10558.960', 'end': '10564.399', 'text': 'This is'}, {'start': '10560.920', 'end': '10567.279', 'text': "why this is this is this is why I didn't"}, {'start': '10564.399', 'end': '10569.439', 'text': "explore because like I'm experience"}, {'start': '10567.279', 'end': '10571.880', 'text': 'experiencing brain death trying to'}, {'start': '10569.439', 'end': '10574.000', 'text': 'explore'}, {'start': '10571.880', 'end': '10575.840', 'text': "this. I don't know if it'll do anything"}, {'start': '10574.000', 'end': '10577.479', 'text': 'but at the dilapitated temple in the'}, {'start': '10575.840', 'end': '10580.240', 'text': 'room where the sculptor was'}, {'start': '10577.479', 'end': '10582.640', 'text': 'trying was try interacting with the'}, {'start': '10580.240', 'end': '10585.279', 'text': 'statue on the left. If you have an item'}, {'start': '10582.640', 'end': '10588.160', 'text': "you didn't use it'll be usable there. If"}, {'start': '10585.279', 'end': '10590.880', 'text': "not then you can't get it anymore. Okay."}, {'start': '10588.160', 'end': '10592.479', 'text': "Okay. Okay. That's something. That's"}, {'start': '10590.880', 'end': '10593.439', 'text': "something. That's something. That's"}, {'start': '10592.479', 'end': '10596.200', 'text': "something. That's something. That's"}, {'start': '10593.439', 'end': '10598.880', 'text': "something. I'll take that. I'll take"}, {'start': '10596.200', 'end': '10600.040', 'text': "that. I'm trying not to sneeze, but my"}, {'start': '10598.880', 'end': '10603.920', 'text': 'nose is'}, {'start': '10600.040', 'end': '10603.920', 'text': 'so My nose is just'}, {'start': '10603.960', 'end': '10613.880', 'text': 'so Will. Someone tell her. Did I Did I'}, {'start': '10608.479', 'end': '10617.040', 'text': 'Did I Did I Did Did I Did I forget'}, {'start': '10613.880', 'end': '10621.840', 'text': 'something? Did I Did I leave the oven'}, {'start': '10617.040', 'end': '10624.319', 'text': 'on? Did is that the problem? Is did it'}, {'start': '10621.840', 'end': '10628.399', 'text': 'is is the refrigerator running? Is that'}, {'start': '10624.319', 'end': '10631.520', 'text': 'my issue? God damn it. See, and like'}, {'start': '10628.399', 'end': '10631.520', 'text': 'navigating through here is'}, {'start': '10632.279', 'end': '10636.439', 'text': "annoying. I'll tell her, Smelly, you're"}, {'start': '10634.720', 'end': '10638.840', 'text': 'cute. Nope.'}, {'start': '10636.439', 'end': '10640.680', 'text': 'Nope.'}, {'start': '10638.840', 'end': '10644.960', 'text': 'Nope.'}, {'start': '10640.680', 'end': '10646.359', 'text': "Nope. Where's the stupid idol statue?"}, {'start': '10644.960', 'end': '10648.960', 'text': "There's"}, {'start': '10646.359', 'end': '10651.880', 'text': "one. I think there's one over here. Oh"}, {'start': '10648.960', 'end': '10653.800', 'text': 'my god.'}, {'start': '10651.880', 'end': '10657.840', 'text': 'Here. Just'}, {'start': '10653.800', 'end': '10657.840', 'text': 'go. Just [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '10658.279', 'end': '10664.000', 'text': 'leave. You can use the home word idol in'}, {'start': '10661.040', 'end': '10664.000', 'text': 'your inventory to'}, {'start': '10669.080', 'end': '10673.960', 'text': 'what? Why did I hear noise?'}, {'start': '10674.479', 'end': '10681.240', 'text': 'I Oh, I heard'}, {'start': '10677.160', 'end': '10684.319', 'text': 'you. You have the dragon'}, {'start': '10681.240', 'end': '10685.479', 'text': "watt. That's so mean. Actually, I wish I"}, {'start': '10684.319', 'end': '10691.760', 'text': "didn't say"}, {'start': '10685.479', 'end': '10691.760', 'text': 'that. Oh, he has the dragon watt.'}, {'start': '10691.960', 'end': '10695.439', 'text': 'Uh-oh. Poor'}, {'start': '10695.640', 'end': '10702.240', 'text': 'guy. Rejecting cuteness is cute. And you'}, {'start': '10699.279', 'end': '10704.640', 'text': 'know this. What am I supposed to do?'}, {'start': '10702.240', 'end': '10705.840', 'text': "Like if I'm not cute and I reject the"}, {'start': '10704.640', 'end': '10707.680', 'text': 'cuteness, you\'re like, "Oh, that\'s'}, {'start': '10705.840', 'end': '10708.720', 'text': 'cute." And if I am cute and I reject the'}, {'start': '10707.680', 'end': '10711.040', 'text': 'cuteness, you\'re like, "Oh, that\'s'}, {'start': '10708.720', 'end': '10712.840', 'text': 'cute." So it doesn\'t matter. It doesn\'t'}, {'start': '10711.040', 'end': '10715.279', 'text': 'matter. So I would like to tell the'}, {'start': '10712.840', 'end': '10716.640', 'text': 'truth. That guy selling a gourd seed.'}, {'start': '10715.279', 'end': '10722.120', 'text': "You should get your money up. That's why"}, {'start': '10716.640', 'end': '10726.680', 'text': "I'm looking at my money. My coin purses."}, {'start': '10722.120', 'end': '10729.520', 'text': 'H uh uh I'}, {'start': '10726.680', 'end': '10732.080', 'text': "mean haval's max vitality impossible"}, {'start': '10729.520', 'end': '10733.520', 'text': "granting a large attack power boost. I'm"}, {'start': '10732.080', 'end': '10735.520', 'text': 'not going to use this cuz I already have'}, {'start': '10733.520', 'end': '10738.120', 'text': "no money. So we're just going to sell a"}, {'start': '10735.520', 'end': '10740.240', 'text': "bunch of [\xa0__\xa0] that I've never"}, {'start': '10738.120', 'end': '10743.240', 'text': "used. We're going to just sell a bunch"}, {'start': '10740.240', 'end': '10746.000', 'text': "of [\xa0__\xa0] that I've never used"}, {'start': '10743.240', 'end': '10747.240', 'text': "before. Uh probably not the dragon's"}, {'start': '10746.000', 'end': '10750.080', 'text': 'blood'}, {'start': '10747.240', 'end': '10752.479', 'text': "droplet. Let's see. Restore a node."}, {'start': '10750.080', 'end': '10755.439', 'text': "Okay, that's really good. I didn't"}, {'start': '10752.479', 'end': '10755.439', 'text': 'realize that had that'}, {'start': '10756.120', 'end': '10762.640', 'text': 'use. Um, I have divine confetti that I'}, {'start': '10760.080', 'end': '10765.479', 'text': "can sell. That's enough to get the the"}, {'start': '10762.640', 'end': '10769.479', 'text': 'gourd the gourd gourd'}, {'start': '10765.479', 'end': '10772.479', 'text': 'seed. Nice. Okay.'}, {'start': '10769.479', 'end': '10778.720', 'text': "Okay. That's exactly No matter what,"}, {'start': '10772.479', 'end': '10778.720', 'text': 'smelly is cute. Shut up. No. No.'}, {'start': '10778.760', 'end': '10786.160', 'text': 'Like, do you know how opposed I am to'}, {'start': '10782.359', 'end': '10789.200', 'text': 'it? It is one of my subathon goals. You'}, {'start': '10786.160', 'end': '10792.960', 'text': 'realize that? One of my subbathon goals'}, {'start': '10789.200', 'end': '10793.920', 'text': 'is literally like like me calling myself'}, {'start': '10792.960', 'end': '10796.319', 'text': "cute. And you're going to have to give"}, {'start': '10793.920', 'end': '10798.600', 'text': "me a lot of money. You're going to have"}, {'start': '10796.319', 'end': '10801.120', 'text': 'to give me a lot of'}, {'start': '10798.600', 'end': '10802.479', 'text': "money. You don't have the item then. God"}, {'start': '10801.120', 'end': '10804.080', 'text': 'damn it.'}, {'start': '10802.479', 'end': '10807.279', 'text': 'But somebody said there was a prayer'}, {'start': '10804.080', 'end': '10811.080', 'text': 'bead here or something here right before'}, {'start': '10807.279', 'end': '10814.080', 'text': 'the the audience chamber'}, {'start': '10811.080', 'end': '10817.319', 'text': "right. There's something around here. Is"}, {'start': '10814.080', 'end': '10817.319', 'text': 'it you?'}, {'start': '10817.760', 'end': '10823.720', 'text': 'I But I already did'}, {'start': '10820.120', 'end': '10828.319', 'text': 'that. I already did that. Hello.'}, {'start': '10823.720', 'end': '10830.479', 'text': 'Bye-bye. Look for a Oh, I never even'}, {'start': '10828.319', 'end': '10833.200', 'text': 'thought about that. I never even thought'}, {'start': '10830.479', 'end': '10835.160', 'text': 'about those being hidden around. I'}, {'start': '10833.200', 'end': '10838.640', 'text': 'always forget about them except for the'}, {'start': '10835.160', 'end': '10841.760', 'text': 'one except for the the singular one that'}, {'start': '10838.640', 'end': '10841.760', 'text': 'was pointed out to'}, {'start': '10842.680', 'end': '10849.279', 'text': 'me. Hello. Hello. Shinobi cut out.'}, {'start': '10850.040', 'end': '10855.760', 'text': 'Hello. I like how breakable everything'}, {'start': '10852.640', 'end': '10857.600', 'text': 'is constantly. This is a pleasant stream'}, {'start': '10855.760', 'end': '10861.120', 'text': 'to be part of. You got good vibes. Thank'}, {'start': '10857.600', 'end': '10864.479', 'text': "you. I I'm pretty exhausted right now,"}, {'start': '10861.120', 'end': '10867.479', 'text': 'so my vibe is a little a little lower'}, {'start': '10864.479', 'end': '10869.600', 'text': 'than normal. Wow, you parry me.'}, {'start': '10867.479', 'end': '10871.240', 'text': "Damn. It's a good thing you parried me"}, {'start': '10869.600', 'end': '10873.600', 'text': 'cuz you die in one'}, {'start': '10871.240', 'end': '10876.319', 'text': "hit. My vibe's a little lower than"}, {'start': '10873.600', 'end': '10878.319', 'text': "normal cuz like I'm I'm tired and I'm"}, {'start': '10876.319', 'end': '10879.399', 'text': 'dealing with a lot of medical stuff'}, {'start': '10878.319', 'end': '10883.120', 'text': 'lately.'}, {'start': '10879.399', 'end': '10883.120', 'text': "But that's a lot of"}, {'start': '10885.880', 'end': '10894.000', 'text': "guys. You know what? I'll just leave."}, {'start': '10889.359', 'end': '10898.279', 'text': "It's 100% in the house. Okay, good. Then"}, {'start': '10894.000', 'end': '10901.160', 'text': 'I will I probably just missed it'}, {'start': '10898.279', 'end': '10903.760', 'text': 'then.'}, {'start': '10901.160', 'end': '10907.359', 'text': "Uh, you know, we'll do it like a maze."}, {'start': '10903.760', 'end': '10908.920', 'text': 'You just follow the left until until you'}, {'start': '10907.359', 'end': '10911.840', 'text': 'end up on the'}, {'start': '10908.920', 'end': '10913.240', 'text': 'right. There. Did I not see it? Am I'}, {'start': '10911.840', 'end': '10916.320', 'text': 'dumb?'}, {'start': '10913.240', 'end': '10918.040', 'text': "Hello. There. that wall with a it's"}, {'start': '10916.320', 'end': '10921.920', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '10918.040', 'end': '10925.960', 'text': "this brother. That's that. No, you can't"}, {'start': '10921.920', 'end': '10928.479', 'text': 'blame me for that. It literally'}, {'start': '10925.960', 'end': '10930.880', 'text': "doesn't What? How do you What do you"}, {'start': '10928.479', 'end': '10934.479', 'text': 'mean? What? What do you mean blind'}, {'start': '10930.880', 'end': '10937.359', 'text': 'streamer? This literally like What do'}, {'start': '10934.479', 'end': '10938.439', 'text': "you mean? That's not a shinobi cutout."}, {'start': '10937.359', 'end': '10942.399', 'text': "That's a"}, {'start': '10938.439', 'end': '10945.240', 'text': 'scroll. Hi.'}, {'start': '10942.399', 'end': '10949.120', 'text': 'Welcome from'}, {'start': '10945.240', 'end': '10951.640', 'text': "Ireland. That you can't you can't blind"}, {'start': '10949.120', 'end': '10954.640', 'text': 'streamer me.'}, {'start': '10951.640', 'end': '10957.160', 'text': "No, this is a dino. Thank you. I'm a"}, {'start': '10954.640', 'end': '10960.800', 'text': "fan. I'm a fan of dinosaurs. Divine"}, {'start': '10957.160', 'end': '10965.120', 'text': "confetti. Hey, I doubt that's the only"}, {'start': '10960.800', 'end': '10965.120', 'text': 'thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.'}, {'start': '10969.800', 'end': '10976.960', 'text': 'Yeah. Yeah.'}, {'start': '10972.680', 'end': '10979.439', 'text': "Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. We're one step"}, {'start': '10976.960', 'end': '10982.479', 'text': "closer to being buff. We're one step"}, {'start': '10979.439', 'end': '10984.560', 'text': "closer to getting swole. Mhm. That's all"}, {'start': '10982.479', 'end': '10986.520', 'text': 'we need. Who? What the [\xa0__\xa0] happened'}, {'start': '10984.560', 'end': '10994.200', 'text': 'here? Did I do'}, {'start': '10986.520', 'end': '10998.200', 'text': 'this? Did Did I Okay. I I I guess so.'}, {'start': '10994.200', 'end': '11001.200', 'text': "Uh I didn't I didn't take off his pants,"}, {'start': '10998.200', 'end': '11002.600', 'text': 'but he did that all on his own. That was'}, {'start': '11001.200', 'end': '11005.520', 'text': 'not up to'}, {'start': '11002.600', 'end': '11008.399', 'text': "me. What are fur beads for? They're for"}, {'start': '11005.520', 'end': '11010.479', 'text': "getting stronger. They're for for more"}, {'start': '11008.399', 'end': '11013.520', 'text': 'health and stuff. You want directions to'}, {'start': '11010.479', 'end': '11015.279', 'text': 'another? Yes, I do. Genuinely genuinely'}, {'start': '11013.520', 'end': '11018.000', 'text': 'if you guys direct me around to prayer'}, {'start': '11015.279', 'end': '11020.160', 'text': 'beads, I would be I would I would'}, {'start': '11018.000', 'end': '11023.399', 'text': 'appreciate that. I would like that would'}, {'start': '11020.160', 'end': '11025.760', 'text': "be that would be great. I wouldn't"}, {'start': '11023.399', 'end': '11027.520', 'text': 'mind. How goes your first playthrough of'}, {'start': '11025.760', 'end': '11030.000', 'text': 'Sakuro? I just started a week ago.'}, {'start': '11027.520', 'end': '11034.399', 'text': "Apparently, I'm [\xa0__\xa0] of [\xa0__\xa0] at it. Like"}, {'start': '11030.000', 'end': '11036.640', 'text': "I'm I'm I'm terrible at exploring in"}, {'start': '11034.399', 'end': '11036.640', 'text': 'this'}, {'start': '11037.080', 'end': '11044.240', 'text': "game, but but I'm trying. I I'm just I'm"}, {'start': '11041.840', 'end': '11046.240', 'text': 'just really bad at exploring. I love the'}, {'start': '11044.240', 'end': '11047.640', 'text': "combat though. I think the combat's"}, {'start': '11046.240', 'end': '11050.160', 'text': 'really'}, {'start': '11047.640', 'end': '11053.120', 'text': 'fun. The more straightforward at this'}, {'start': '11050.160', 'end': '11056.160', 'text': 'point. Yeah, literally. Like if you just'}, {'start': '11053.120', 'end': '11058.960', 'text': 'tell me wear prayer bead and I will go'}, {'start': '11056.160', 'end': '11061.640', 'text': 'get prayer bead. Actually, wait. I think'}, {'start': '11058.960', 'end': '11064.520', 'text': 'I do know where one probably'}, {'start': '11061.640', 'end': '11069.920', 'text': 'is. I think I know where one probably'}, {'start': '11064.520', 'end': '11071.680', 'text': 'is. Not there. Gunport. I think so. Can'}, {'start': '11069.920', 'end': '11072.800', 'text': 'you show the prosthetics that you got'}, {'start': '11071.680', 'end': '11075.200', 'text': "for a moment? Want to know if you're"}, {'start': '11072.800', 'end': '11080.439', 'text': 'missing some? I probably am. I can show'}, {'start': '11075.200', 'end': '11080.439', 'text': 'them. I I probably am missing some.'}, {'start': '11088.319', 'end': '11094.319', 'text': 'Now you saw'}, {'start': '11090.120', 'end': '11096.640', 'text': 'him. The same door in the castle level'}, {'start': '11094.319', 'end': '11099.160', 'text': 'where a lot of guys in blue clothing.'}, {'start': '11096.640', 'end': '11101.479', 'text': 'What does that mean?'}, {'start': '11099.160', 'end': '11103.920', 'text': 'What? What does that'}, {'start': '11101.479', 'end': '11106.359', 'text': 'mean? I love the combat too in the'}, {'start': '11103.920', 'end': '11111.120', 'text': "atmosphere and scenery. It's very"}, {'start': '11106.359', 'end': '11114.640', 'text': "pretty. It's very pretty. I just I just"}, {'start': '11111.120', 'end': '11115.800', 'text': "I don't know what it is. Hello. Oh [\xa0__\xa0]"}, {'start': '11114.640', 'end': '11118.240', 'text': 'You got a'}, {'start': '11115.800', 'end': '11120.479', 'text': "gun? I don't know what it is. I just"}, {'start': '11118.240', 'end': '11123.720', 'text': 'have trouble exploring it. What the [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '11120.479', 'end': '11126.000', 'text': "is this place? I've never even seen this"}, {'start': '11123.720', 'end': '11130.479', 'text': "before. Clearly, I haven't seen this"}, {'start': '11126.000', 'end': '11130.479', 'text': "before cuz like there's all of the items"}, {'start': '11133.560', 'end': '11138.000', 'text': "here. Like I just I don't know. I don't"}, {'start': '11136.479', 'end': '11140.479', 'text': 'know what it is about exploring in this'}, {'start': '11138.000', 'end': '11144.479', 'text': 'game that just does not work for me. I'}, {'start': '11140.479', 'end': '11146.319', 'text': 'can explore an Elden Ring, but like I'}, {'start': '11144.479', 'end': '11149.479', 'text': "mean obviously Elden Ring's got a very"}, {'start': '11146.319', 'end': '11152.240', 'text': 'different vibe to Saro. Siro is just'}, {'start': '11149.479', 'end': '11153.319', 'text': "darker. That's just not my thing. You"}, {'start': '11152.240', 'end': '11155.920', 'text': 'know what I'}, {'start': '11153.319', 'end': '11157.279', 'text': "mean? There's a prayer be on the bottom"}, {'start': '11155.920', 'end': '11160.000', 'text': "floor of Mishin's quarters and"}, {'start': '11157.279', 'end': '11163.120', 'text': "astronaut. Okay. Okay, that's good."}, {'start': '11160.000', 'end': '11165.560', 'text': "That's really good to know. Snapseed."}, {'start': '11163.120', 'end': '11168.319', 'text': 'Why do I need a snap'}, {'start': '11165.560', 'end': '11170.240', 'text': 'seed? Why would I need a snap seed here?'}, {'start': '11168.319', 'end': '11173.880', 'text': "I vaguely remember this place. I don't"}, {'start': '11170.240', 'end': '11179.760', 'text': 'know why I would need a snap to tell.'}, {'start': '11173.880', 'end': '11179.760', 'text': "Um, but like like I don't I don't know."}, {'start': '11180.120', 'end': '11186.800', 'text': "Like you guys know I'm kind of just like"}, {'start': '11184.439', 'end': '11190.160', 'text': "soft. You guys know that I'm just kind"}, {'start': '11186.800', 'end': '11194.319', 'text': 'of soft. Like like Elder Ring just the'}, {'start': '11190.160', 'end': '11198.479', 'text': 'vibe of it struck me better. Personally,'}, {'start': '11194.319', 'end': '11203.880', 'text': 'I I I really am enjoying Sakiro and I'}, {'start': '11198.479', 'end': '11206.960', 'text': 'think the combat is superior. I do I I I'}, {'start': '11203.880', 'end': '11210.319', 'text': "mean there's plenty to be said about not"}, {'start': '11206.960', 'end': '11213.040', 'text': 'having as many options as Elder Ring,'}, {'start': '11210.319', 'end': '11215.040', 'text': "but like you're just you are a character"}, {'start': '11213.040', 'end': '11216.479', 'text': "in this game, so of course you don't."}, {'start': '11215.040', 'end': '11218.560', 'text': "That's where I want to get, but I don't"}, {'start': '11216.479', 'end': '11223.080', 'text': "know how to get there. I'm going to use"}, {'start': '11218.560', 'end': '11223.080', 'text': 'the this. Yes.'}, {'start': '11224.240', 'end': '11229.800', 'text': "I've never used that"}, {'start': '11226.680', 'end': '11232.000', 'text': "before. I've never used that"}, {'start': '11229.800', 'end': '11235.359', 'text': 'before. For the guys in blue clothing,'}, {'start': '11232.000', 'end': '11238.160', 'text': 'the idol is upper tower anti-chamber.'}, {'start': '11235.359', 'end': '11240.600', 'text': "That's where a prayer bead is. Okay. You"}, {'start': '11238.160', 'end': '11243.040', 'text': 'will really not get the vibe of'}, {'start': '11240.600', 'end': '11244.800', 'text': "Bloodborne. I've been told to play"}, {'start': '11243.040', 'end': '11246.080', 'text': 'Bloodborne a lot. Thank you for the'}, {'start': '11244.800', 'end': '11249.960', 'text': "follow. I've been told to play"}, {'start': '11246.080', 'end': '11254.240', 'text': 'Bloodborne a lot, but like'}, {'start': '11249.960', 'end': '11259.200', 'text': "Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's just it's very"}, {'start': '11254.240', 'end': '11261.240', 'text': 'dark and and just generally not my vibe.'}, {'start': '11259.200', 'end': '11264.000', 'text': "It's just generally not my vibe. Elden"}, {'start': '11261.240', 'end': '11266.880', 'text': 'Ring Elder Ring gets gritty, right?'}, {'start': '11264.000', 'end': '11271.279', 'text': 'Elden Ring gets a bit gritty at times,'}, {'start': '11266.880', 'end': '11274.800', 'text': 'you know, but but like overall it is'}, {'start': '11271.279', 'end': '11278.080', 'text': 'very high fantasy most of the game, you'}, {'start': '11274.800', 'end': '11281.120', 'text': 'know? Like Elder Ring is very much high'}, {'start': '11278.080', 'end': '11282.800', 'text': "fantasy most of the game. I don't know."}, {'start': '11281.120', 'end': '11285.160', 'text': "I'm just particular. You guys know that"}, {'start': '11282.800', 'end': '11292.040', 'text': "I'm really a"}, {'start': '11285.160', 'end': '11293.640', 'text': 'soft person. So, no, not gritty. Gritty.'}, {'start': '11292.040', 'end': '11297.680', 'text': 'Gritty.'}, {'start': '11293.640', 'end': '11299.640', 'text': "Gritty with two T's. Not gritty. Not the"}, {'start': '11297.680', 'end': '11303.680', 'text': 'gritty goose.'}, {'start': '11299.640', 'end': '11307.120', 'text': 'No. I was literally gritty. Shut up. No.'}, {'start': '11303.680', 'end': '11311.000', 'text': "Horu die. I don't like your [\xa0__\xa0]"}, {'start': '11307.120', 'end': '11313.840', 'text': "McDonald's hamburger grimace baby ass"}, {'start': '11311.000', 'end': '11315.479', 'text': "outfit. I'm just leaving. I'm I don't"}, {'start': '11313.840', 'end': '11319.040', 'text': 'even want to deal with'}, {'start': '11315.479', 'end': '11321.479', 'text': "you. I don't even want to deal with you."}, {'start': '11319.040', 'end': '11323.000', 'text': "Okay. Well, now I'm stuck down"}, {'start': '11321.479', 'end': '11324.960', 'text': 'here.'}, {'start': '11323.000', 'end': '11325.960', 'text': "Oh, you know what? I'm just going to"}, {'start': '11324.960', 'end': '11329.560', 'text': 'leave them'}, {'start': '11325.960', 'end': '11334.640', 'text': "there. Grity. No, that's not what I"}, {'start': '11329.560', 'end': '11339.120', 'text': 'meant. Nick Gritty, shut up.'}, {'start': '11334.640', 'end': '11339.120', 'text': 'Dude, Avatar reminds me of Ronnie.'}, {'start': '11346.920', 'end': '11353.040', 'text': 'I I almost said something that I'}, {'start': '11353.080', 'end': '11358.640', 'text': "I don't I thought I said it on stream,"}, {'start': '11356.479', 'end': '11363.960', 'text': "but if I didn't say it on stream, then"}, {'start': '11358.640', 'end': '11363.960', 'text': 'it would be incredibly embarrassing.'}, {'start': '11369.160', 'end': '11376.600', 'text': 'Um, look, I just'}, {'start': '11372.600', 'end': '11379.359', 'text': "I look, it's"}, {'start': '11376.600', 'end': '11380.880', 'text': "it's fine. It's Don't worry about it."}, {'start': '11379.359', 'end': '11383.399', 'text': "Okay, don't worry about it. I think I"}, {'start': '11380.880', 'end': '11388.960', 'text': "have to go up there. Ooh, there's"}, {'start': '11383.399', 'end': '11388.960', 'text': "there's the uh get this item. Yep."}, {'start': '11389.000', 'end': '11396.160', 'text': 'Um, you totally said that thing on'}, {'start': '11392.000', 'end': '11398.680', 'text': 'stream about the thing.'}, {'start': '11396.160', 'end': '11402.200', 'text': 'Look at the'}, {'start': '11398.680', 'end': '11409.040', 'text': "like I'm okay with my"}, {'start': '11402.200', 'end': '11409.040', 'text': 'model being reminiscent of of of'}, {'start': '11411.240', 'end': '11418.479', 'text': 'Ronnie because like I hear a certain'}, {'start': '11415.319', 'end': '11420.439', 'text': 'somebody has an affinity for women who'}, {'start': '11418.479', 'end': '11423.439', 'text': 'are'}, {'start': '11420.439', 'end': '11427.439', 'text': 'blue. a certain somebody who carries a'}, {'start': '11423.439', 'end': '11427.439', 'text': 'giant sword and is also a'}, {'start': '11428.120', 'end': '11432.000', 'text': 'wolf. So like'}, {'start': '11433.399', 'end': '11438.680', 'text': 'there shut'}, {'start': '11435.640', 'end': '11442.240', 'text': 'up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut'}, {'start': '11438.680', 'end': '11445.240', 'text': 'up. I despise Ronnie in the lore. You'}, {'start': '11442.240', 'end': '11448.640', 'text': 'are cool. Thank you. Thank'}, {'start': '11445.240', 'end': '11451.040', 'text': 'you. Only need a witch. I know. I think'}, {'start': '11448.640', 'end': '11453.840', 'text': 'the witch hat would be so cute if I made'}, {'start': '11451.040', 'end': '11455.720', 'text': 'it. I think it would fit me really well.'}, {'start': '11453.840', 'end': '11459.520', 'text': 'I think it would fit me really'}, {'start': '11455.720', 'end': '11461.760', 'text': 'well. I just have to, you know, go'}, {'start': '11459.520', 'end': '11463.279', 'text': 'through and enter the castle through'}, {'start': '11461.760', 'end': '11467.520', 'text': 'that window you first entered it'}, {'start': '11463.279', 'end': '11470.680', 'text': 'through. Okay. Okay. I have to remember'}, {'start': '11467.520', 'end': '11475.760', 'text': 'how to get there, but'}, {'start': '11470.680', 'end': '11477.680', 'text': 'yes. Yes. Here. Here.'}, {'start': '11475.760', 'end': '11479.800', 'text': 'Which boss am I currently working on?'}, {'start': '11477.680', 'end': '11484.160', 'text': "Uh, I'm currently just getting prayer"}, {'start': '11479.800', 'end': '11488.319', 'text': 'beads so that I can um get buffs so I'}, {'start': '11484.160', 'end': '11491.880', 'text': "can fight the [\xa0__\xa0] demon guy. I'm"}, {'start': '11488.319', 'end': '11491.880', 'text': 'going to blow my nose.'}, {'start': '11506.160', 'end': '11511.600', 'text': 'We are moving past the Elden Ring'}, {'start': '11508.399', 'end': '11513.640', 'text': "discussion. Oh, you're different. We are"}, {'start': '11511.600', 'end': '11518.800', 'text': 'moving past Elden'}, {'start': '11513.640', 'end': '11522.560', 'text': 'Ring. No, no more Elder Ring. Can you'}, {'start': '11518.800', 'end': '11524.920', 'text': 'not Can you stop it? I hate these guys.'}, {'start': '11522.560', 'end': '11526.680', 'text': 'Die. Jesus.'}, {'start': '11524.920', 'end': '11530.160', 'text': 'Boom.'}, {'start': '11526.680', 'end': '11532.720', 'text': 'Hey, I think the back wall in the room'}, {'start': '11530.160', 'end': '11535.120', 'text': 'on the right is destructible. Okay.'}, {'start': '11532.720', 'end': '11537.600', 'text': 'Okay. In a room between two armors is'}, {'start': '11535.120', 'end': '11540.479', 'text': 'scroll. Hug that scroll. Okay. See,'}, {'start': '11537.600', 'end': '11543.359', 'text': 'like, how am I supposed to know that?'}, {'start': '11540.479', 'end': '11547.279', 'text': 'How am I supposed to know that? How am I'}, {'start': '11543.359', 'end': '11549.840', 'text': 'supposed to know that? Like, you Okay.'}, {'start': '11547.279', 'end': '11553.040', 'text': 'Okay. You guys give me [\xa0__\xa0] for not'}, {'start': '11549.840', 'end': '11556.800', 'text': "exploring. And it's just like, streamer,"}, {'start': '11553.040', 'end': '11560.399', 'text': "streamer, why didn't you why didn't you"}, {'start': '11556.800', 'end': '11563.040', 'text': "uh tickle the wall? And then, and I'm"}, {'start': '11560.399', 'end': '11564.760', 'text': "not a furry. [\xa0__\xa0] you. I'm trying to"}, {'start': '11563.040', 'end': '11567.120', 'text': 'talk.'}, {'start': '11564.760', 'end': '11570.279', 'text': "Please, streamer, why didn't you why"}, {'start': '11567.120', 'end': '11574.000', 'text': "didn't you tickle the wall and and"}, {'start': '11570.279', 'end': '11576.960', 'text': 'and also like do the gritty in front of'}, {'start': '11574.000', 'end': '11579.040', 'text': 'it and then and then spin around three'}, {'start': '11576.960', 'end': '11580.640', 'text': 'times and drink a gourd and then the'}, {'start': '11579.040', 'end': '11582.680', 'text': "wall opens. Why didn't you try that?"}, {'start': '11580.640', 'end': '11588.000', 'text': "That's so dumb of you."}, {'start': '11582.680', 'end': '11590.560', 'text': "No. No. It's not my fault at that point."}, {'start': '11588.000', 'end': '11592.720', 'text': 'The in the whole of this level might be'}, {'start': '11590.560', 'end': '11594.840', 'text': 'another ogre. Unless the story moving'}, {'start': '11592.720', 'end': '11598.439', 'text': 'killed it,'}, {'start': '11594.840', 'end': '11601.120', 'text': 'huh? Okay. Not to quarters.'}, {'start': '11598.439', 'end': '11604.200', 'text': 'Okay. You like Ronnie? You also like'}, {'start': '11601.120', 'end': '11607.279', 'text': 'Avatar movies? Like like the like'}, {'start': '11604.200', 'end': '11609.600', 'text': 'the like the blue people Avatar? I'}, {'start': '11607.279', 'end': '11611.439', 'text': 'assume you mean? Not really. I mean, I'}, {'start': '11609.600', 'end': '11613.000', 'text': 'watched it when it came out. When I was'}, {'start': '11611.439', 'end': '11617.279', 'text': 'a'}, {'start': '11613.000', 'end': '11620.720', 'text': 'child. I was a child when that came out.'}, {'start': '11617.279', 'end': '11626.239', 'text': 'I was I was I was such a child when that'}, {'start': '11620.720', 'end': '11628.000', 'text': "came out that that I I don't I Okay, I"}, {'start': '11626.239', 'end': '11630.160', 'text': "don't remember any of it, but like that"}, {'start': '11628.000', 'end': '11632.239', 'text': "that doesn't really mean anything when"}, {'start': '11630.160', 'end': '11635.359', 'text': 'it comes to me, you know, having amnesia'}, {'start': '11632.239', 'end': '11638.239', 'text': "and stuff. Where's Ein's quarters? I"}, {'start': '11635.359', 'end': '11638.239', 'text': "don't remember where those"}, {'start': '11638.680', 'end': '11643.880', 'text': "are. I don't remember where those are."}, {'start': '11647.200', 'end': '11651.840', 'text': 'Are they over'}, {'start': '11649.160', 'end': '11653.640', 'text': "here? They're at the back of the castle."}, {'start': '11651.840', 'end': '11655.720', 'text': 'Okay, thank you. Thank'}, {'start': '11653.640', 'end': '11657.960', 'text': 'you. Opposite'}, {'start': '11655.720', 'end': '11661.560', 'text': 'side.'}, {'start': '11657.960', 'end': '11666.800', 'text': "Okay. Well, that's not where I want to"}, {'start': '11661.560', 'end': '11670.200', 'text': 'be. Old dude, I I was a kid. I was a kid'}, {'start': '11666.800', 'end': '11672.880', 'text': 'when it came out and'}, {'start': '11670.200', 'end': '11674.640', 'text': "and I don't really remember it and I"}, {'start': '11672.880', 'end': '11678.160', 'text': 'never saw the second one cuz like I'}, {'start': '11674.640', 'end': '11680.239', 'text': "didn't really care cuz you know they're"}, {'start': '11678.160', 'end': '11684.600', 'text': 'on the right of it. Where where is it?'}, {'start': '11680.239', 'end': '11687.279', 'text': 'Is it this? It are these his'}, {'start': '11684.600', 'end': '11689.439', 'text': 'quarters. These are not his quarters.'}, {'start': '11687.279', 'end': '11691.279', 'text': 'You guys are terrible. This is why you'}, {'start': '11689.439', 'end': '11693.399', 'text': "don't ask for directions from Twitch"}, {'start': '11691.279', 'end': '11696.800', 'text': 'chat'}, {'start': '11693.399', 'end': '11699.399', 'text': 'ever. Cuz Lord Isan has lived on every'}, {'start': '11696.800', 'end': '11702.239', 'text': 'side of this castle'}, {'start': '11699.399', 'end': '11704.560', 'text': 'now. Lord Isan has lived on every single'}, {'start': '11702.239', 'end': '11706.520', 'text': "side of the castle now. And he's clearly"}, {'start': '11704.560', 'end': '11709.680', 'text': 'not [\xa0__\xa0] over'}, {'start': '11706.520', 'end': '11712.800', 'text': "here. There's no There's no man over"}, {'start': '11709.680', 'end': '11712.800', 'text': "here. The man's not"}, {'start': '11714.760', 'end': '11721.479', 'text': "here. Sculptor's idol found. At least I"}, {'start': '11718.080', 'end': '11724.560', 'text': 'can teleport back here now if I need'}, {'start': '11721.479', 'end': '11727.880', 'text': 'to. But yeah, no, Avatar is just kind of'}, {'start': '11724.560', 'end': '11730.479', 'text': 'like uh it was'}, {'start': '11727.880', 'end': '11734.720', 'text': 'there. Right up the tower on your left'}, {'start': '11730.479', 'end': '11736.319', 'text': "here. Oh, the dry up. It's No, it's not."}, {'start': '11734.720', 'end': '11740.080', 'text': "Did No, it's not. I don't even believe"}, {'start': '11736.319', 'end': '11741.279', 'text': "you. I don't even believe you. Nope. I"}, {'start': '11740.080', 'end': '11745.200', 'text': "don't even believe I'm going to look,"}, {'start': '11741.279', 'end': '11747.680', 'text': "but I don't believe you. Nope."}, {'start': '11745.200', 'end': '11749.960', 'text': "Okay. Actually, I do believe you cuz I'm"}, {'start': '11747.680', 'end': '11752.040', 'text': "pretty sure it's just"}, {'start': '11749.960', 'end': '11756.560', 'text': 'a'}, {'start': '11752.040', 'end': '11760.600', 'text': "Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."}, {'start': '11756.560', 'end': '11763.279', 'text': "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize. I'm"}, {'start': '11760.600', 'end': '11765.080', 'text': "sorry. You don't like fire, right? You"}, {'start': '11763.279', 'end': '11767.560', 'text': "don't like"}, {'start': '11765.080', 'end': '11772.760', 'text': 'fire.'}, {'start': '11767.560', 'end': '11772.760', 'text': "Okay. They're killing the ogre for me."}, {'start': '11773.439', 'end': '11778.920', 'text': 'Fire.'}, {'start': '11775.560', 'end': '11782.560', 'text': 'Boom. Fire.'}, {'start': '11778.920', 'end': '11782.560', 'text': 'Boom. Fire.'}, {'start': '11783.160', 'end': '11791.080', 'text': "Boom. Ow. That's okay. That's okay,"}, {'start': '11787.479', 'end': '11795.080', 'text': 'though. They did so much damage to the'}, {'start': '11791.080', 'end': '11795.080', 'text': 'ogre. Okay.'}, {'start': '11802.239', 'end': '11809.160', 'text': "I'm okay. I'm fine. Fire. You don't like"}, {'start': '11806.479', 'end': '11810.760', 'text': 'fire. I like'}, {'start': '11809.160', 'end': '11815.239', 'text': 'fire.'}, {'start': '11810.760', 'end': '11818.279', 'text': "Fire. Yeah, that's right. You're"}, {'start': '11815.239', 'end': '11820.399', 'text': "stupid. Oh, I'm out of fire."}, {'start': '11818.279', 'end': '11821.920', 'text': "Uh-oh. It's okay. I'll fight you the"}, {'start': '11820.399', 'end': '11824.160', 'text': "oldfashioned way. I'll fight you the way"}, {'start': '11821.920', 'end': '11827.120', 'text': "I killed the first ogre. I'll fight you"}, {'start': '11824.160', 'end': '11830.319', 'text': 'the way I killed the first No. Please'}, {'start': '11827.120', 'end': '11830.319', 'text': "don't kill me. God damn"}, {'start': '11844.760', 'end': '11849.840', 'text': 'it.'}, {'start': '11846.760', 'end': '11851.479', 'text': "Fine. I'll just go back and kill him."}, {'start': '11849.840', 'end': '11856.560', 'text': "I'm just I'm just going to kill him"}, {'start': '11851.479', 'end': '11859.200', 'text': "anyway. Excuse me. Don't clown me."}, {'start': '11856.560', 'end': '11862.640', 'text': 'I have guys to kill. I have murder to'}, {'start': '11859.200', 'end': '11865.600', 'text': 'commit. Boom. Okay. I fire you and then'}, {'start': '11862.640', 'end': '11867.960', 'text': "you're staggered, right? And then those"}, {'start': '11865.600', 'end': '11870.439', 'text': 'guys do most of the work for'}, {'start': '11867.960', 'end': '11873.520', 'text': 'me. And then I fire'}, {'start': '11870.439', 'end': '11876.640', 'text': 'you. So you freak out and then those'}, {'start': '11873.520', 'end': '11878.840', 'text': 'guys will take off one of the Yeah.'}, {'start': '11876.640', 'end': '11881.160', 'text': 'Yeah. Yeah.'}, {'start': '11878.840', 'end': '11885.359', 'text': 'Yeah.'}, {'start': '11881.160', 'end': '11887.920', 'text': 'See? See? See? Big rain. Big rain. Big'}, {'start': '11885.359', 'end': '11887.920', 'text': 'rain. Big'}, {'start': '11891.080', 'end': '11897.479', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '11892.920', 'end': '11901.800', 'text': "rain. See, I'm big brain. I can't be"}, {'start': '11897.479', 'end': '11905.120', 'text': 'stopped. I Okay, I'}, {'start': '11901.800', 'end': '11911.399', 'text': 'I I can be stopped a little bit, but'}, {'start': '11905.120', 'end': '11911.399', 'text': "it's okay. We're fine. It's okay."}, {'start': '11931.470', 'end': '11937.000', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '11934.720', 'end': '11941.279', 'text': 'Shut'}, {'start': '11937.000', 'end': '11943.720', 'text': 'up. Shut the [\xa0__\xa0] up.'}, {'start': '11941.279', 'end': '11946.080', 'text': "Don't even say next person to chat is"}, {'start': '11943.720', 'end': '11947.880', 'text': 'banned. Next person to type something in'}, {'start': '11946.080', 'end': '11951.520', 'text': 'chat gets'}, {'start': '11947.880', 'end': '11951.520', 'text': 'banned. Mods get'}, {'start': '11953.160', 'end': '11957.200', 'text': 'them.'}, {'start': '11954.760', 'end': '11959.439', 'text': "Fire. Bro, don't attack me. What the"}, {'start': '11957.200', 'end': '11961.760', 'text': "[\xa0__\xa0] are you doing? There's literally a"}, {'start': '11959.439', 'end': '11961.760', 'text': 'giant'}, {'start': '11962.040', 'end': '11966.239', 'text': 'ogre. Oh my god. What are they'}, {'start': '11966.520', 'end': '11970.620', 'text': "doing? Are you serious? They're so"}, {'start': '11969.279', 'end': '11973.779', 'text': 'useless this'}, {'start': '11970.620', 'end': '11973.779', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '11975.080', 'end': '11980.479', 'text': 'time. Why are they attacking me? Bro,'}, {'start': '11978.000', 'end': '11982.239', 'text': 'are you serious? Are you serious?'}, {'start': '11980.479', 'end': '11985.170', 'text': "There's You know what? Actually, this is"}, {'start': '11982.239', 'end': '11992.370', 'text': 'the strat. This is the'}, {'start': '11985.170', 'end': '11992.370', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '11993.479', 'end': '11999.680', 'text': 'strat cuz cuz now I just get you to hit'}, {'start': '11997.359', 'end': '12005.080', 'text': "the ogre. Yeah, while you're attacking"}, {'start': '11999.680', 'end': '12009.319', 'text': "me. Ogre's not aiming for you. Okay."}, {'start': '12005.080', 'end': '12012.960', 'text': "Well, okay. That's"}, {'start': '12009.319', 'end': '12014.960', 'text': 'okay. Boom.'}, {'start': '12012.960', 'end': '12017.359', 'text': "It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's"}, {'start': '12014.960', 'end': '12017.359', 'text': "okay. It's"}, {'start': '12018.359', 'end': '12027.120', 'text': "okay. I Why am I so bad at that? It's so"}, {'start': '12023.399', 'end': '12029.120', 'text': "fast. The ogre does it so fast. I don't"}, {'start': '12027.120', 'end': '12031.560', 'text': "even think I need to heal cuz I'm just"}, {'start': '12029.120', 'end': '12034.880', 'text': 'kind of like [\xa0__\xa0] over'}, {'start': '12031.560', 'end': '12035.880', 'text': "anyway. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay."}, {'start': '12034.880', 'end': '12040.120', 'text': 'Watch'}, {'start': '12035.880', 'end': '12043.439', 'text': 'this. Boom. Yep.'}, {'start': '12040.120', 'end': '12043.439', 'text': 'burned. Big'}, {'start': '12048.840', 'end': '12054.120', 'text': 'damage. Oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay. This'}, {'start': '12053.439', 'end': '12057.920', 'text': 'is'}, {'start': '12054.120', 'end': '12062.359', 'text': 'it. No, no, dude. Why did I say this was'}, {'start': '12057.920', 'end': '12066.160', 'text': 'it? Why did I say that? Why would I say'}, {'start': '12062.359', 'end': '12069.439', 'text': 'that? Why Why would I Why would Why Why'}, {'start': '12066.160', 'end': '12072.399', 'text': 'would I claim? Why would I Why would I'}, {'start': '12069.439', 'end': '12072.399', 'text': 'claim that that was'}, {'start': '12074.800', 'end': '12080.560', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '12076.760', 'end': '12083.279', 'text': "it? It's just an ogre. I haven't even"}, {'start': '12080.560', 'end': '12086.399', 'text': "been here that long. It's just I feel"}, {'start': '12083.279', 'end': '12089.040', 'text': 'like I should have killed it by now.'}, {'start': '12086.399', 'end': '12092.399', 'text': "It's I've been in there like three times"}, {'start': '12089.040', 'end': '12097.640', 'text': 'and should be dead and it would be dead'}, {'start': '12092.399', 'end': '12097.640', 'text': 'if those guys had attacked it, you know.'}, {'start': '12097.680', 'end': '12102.800', 'text': 'Okay. Okay.'}, {'start': '12100.120', 'end': '12104.560', 'text': 'Okay. Yeah. Go for the ogre. Go for the'}, {'start': '12102.800', 'end': '12105.960', 'text': 'ogre. Go for the ogre. What the [\xa0__\xa0] are'}, {'start': '12104.560', 'end': '12108.720', 'text': 'you doing?'}, {'start': '12105.960', 'end': '12111.840', 'text': 'Okay. You killed all of them already.'}, {'start': '12108.720', 'end': '12113.920', 'text': "Are you serious? They're so bad. They're"}, {'start': '12111.840', 'end': '12115.319', 'text': "so useless. They're so bad at the game."}, {'start': '12113.920', 'end': '12119.319', 'text': 'They should'}, {'start': '12115.319', 'end': '12123.800', 'text': 'uninstall. Oh my god. Uninstall the'}, {'start': '12119.319', 'end': '12123.800', 'text': 'game. Holy [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '12130.239', 'end': '12132.880', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '12138.120', 'end': '12143.600', 'text': "Okay. Okay. Okay. See? Okay. We're good."}, {'start': '12142.319', 'end': '12146.080', 'text': "We're good. We're good. We're good."}, {'start': '12143.600', 'end': '12147.720', 'text': "We're good. We're good. We're good. Cuz"}, {'start': '12146.080', 'end': '12152.640', 'text': 'watch'}, {'start': '12147.720', 'end': '12155.479', 'text': "this. Ah. It's okay. It's okay. It's"}, {'start': '12152.640', 'end': '12160.279', 'text': 'okay.'}, {'start': '12155.479', 'end': '12163.279', 'text': 'Fire. Why did you not care about the'}, {'start': '12160.279', 'end': '12166.720', 'text': "what? What? He just didn't care about"}, {'start': '12163.279', 'end': '12166.720', 'text': 'the fire.'}, {'start': '12173.479', 'end': '12177.120', 'text': 'Fire. Fire'}, {'start': '12180.359', 'end': '12185.760', 'text': 'burn. Fire burn. Okay, you got'}, {'start': '12185.800', 'end': '12193.479', 'text': 'burned. Boom. No. Why? Why? Why? Why?'}, {'start': '12190.000', 'end': '12197.760', 'text': 'Why? Why? Why? Why did you grab me'}, {'start': '12193.479', 'end': '12200.720', 'text': "there? I was firing you. You're fired."}, {'start': '12197.760', 'end': '12204.399', 'text': "I'm out of fire. God damn it. I just"}, {'start': '12200.720', 'end': '12204.399', 'text': 'need to not choke. I just need to not'}, {'start': '12207.640', 'end': '12212.600', 'text': 'choke. No. No. No. No.'}, {'start': '12214.439', 'end': '12218.600', 'text': 'How'}, {'start': '12216.760', 'end': '12222.880', 'text': 'how'}, {'start': '12218.600', 'end': '12227.439', 'text': 'how am I so bad? How am I so dude? I'}, {'start': '12222.880', 'end': '12230.040', 'text': 'literally I beat I I I beat Guinau. I'}, {'start': '12227.439', 'end': '12235.359', 'text': "I've played so much of this game"}, {'start': '12230.040', 'end': '12238.479', 'text': 'already. How am I How am I so so bad at'}, {'start': '12235.359', 'end': '12241.960', 'text': "this? Why am I Why Why I'm going to blow"}, {'start': '12238.479', 'end': '12241.960', 'text': 'my nose, dude.'}, {'start': '12254.720', 'end': '12258.319', 'text': "I don't need your backseating. I don't"}, {'start': '12256.720', 'end': '12260.760', 'text': 'need everybody telling me how to play'}, {'start': '12258.319', 'end': '12264.800', 'text': 'the game. I know how to play the game,'}, {'start': '12260.760', 'end': '12268.040', 'text': 'obviously. Just ignore all of the past'}, {'start': '12264.800', 'end': '12268.040', 'text': '20 minutes.'}, {'start': '12271.359', 'end': '12275.359', 'text': 'Just if you just ignore all of the'}, {'start': '12273.200', 'end': '12277.160', 'text': 'gameplay that you saw, of course I know'}, {'start': '12275.359', 'end': '12281.279', 'text': 'how to play the'}, {'start': '12277.160', 'end': '12282.200', 'text': 'game. Fire. You guys do the work for me.'}, {'start': '12281.279', 'end': '12286.160', 'text': 'Thank'}, {'start': '12282.200', 'end': '12289.960', 'text': 'you. They do a lot of the work for me as'}, {'start': '12286.160', 'end': '12289.960', 'text': 'long as I just let them.'}, {'start': '12295.359', 'end': '12300.319', 'text': "Okay, that's it's okay. It's okay. Your"}, {'start': '12298.800', 'end': '12301.000', 'text': 'mic sounds a little different. Wait,'}, {'start': '12300.319', 'end': '12304.960', 'text': 'does'}, {'start': '12301.000', 'end': '12306.760', 'text': 'it does it? I was messing around with'}, {'start': '12304.960', 'end': '12309.080', 'text': 'some settings'}, {'start': '12306.760', 'end': '12310.600', 'text': 'recently. Does'}, {'start': '12309.080', 'end': '12314.279', 'text': 'it?'}, {'start': '12310.600', 'end': '12317.600', 'text': "Okay. Oh, you're okay. That"}, {'start': '12314.279', 'end': '12319.439', 'text': "sucks. I can't tell. Sounds the same for"}, {'start': '12317.600', 'end': '12321.279', 'text': "me. Okay. Okay, then. I'm not going to"}, {'start': '12319.439', 'end': '12324.279', 'text': "worry about it. I won't worry about it"}, {'start': '12321.279', 'end': '12324.279', 'text': 'then.'}, {'start': '12327.160', 'end': '12333.979', 'text': 'Boom. You bastard.'}, {'start': '12330.650', 'end': '12333.979', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '12337.399', 'end': '12344.080', 'text': 'Fire. Okay. You know what? What if I'}, {'start': '12341.319', 'end': '12346.479', 'text': "just I don't know, dude. It's It's just"}, {'start': '12344.080', 'end': '12348.160', 'text': 'the telegraph is like just not there.'}, {'start': '12346.479', 'end': '12350.399', 'text': "It's just You just don't telegraph it."}, {'start': '12348.160', 'end': '12352.479', 'text': "You just don't You just don't tell me."}, {'start': '12350.399', 'end': '12354.560', 'text': 'You got to tell me, dude. You got to let'}, {'start': '12352.479', 'end': '12356.080', 'text': 'me know. Be like, "Hey, excuse me. I'}, {'start': '12354.560', 'end': '12358.239', 'text': 'would like to pick you up and break your'}, {'start': '12356.080', 'end': '12361.200', 'text': 'spine in half now and throw you in a'}, {'start': '12358.239', 'end': '12361.200', 'text': 'ditch." But then'}, {'start': '12361.960', 'end': '12369.600', 'text': 'you Why am I so bad at'}, {'start': '12365.800', 'end': '12371.600', 'text': 'this? Why am I so bad at this? You sound'}, {'start': '12369.600', 'end': '12373.800', 'text': 'distant compared to before. Quieter. I'}, {'start': '12371.600', 'end': '12376.640', 'text': 'think your volume is'}, {'start': '12373.800', 'end': '12378.160', 'text': 'down. I think your volume is down. Or'}, {'start': '12376.640', 'end': '12379.680', 'text': 'you were just listening to me when I'}, {'start': '12378.160', 'end': '12382.680', 'text': 'laid back in my chair out of'}, {'start': '12379.680', 'end': '12382.680', 'text': 'frustration.'}, {'start': '12383.200', 'end': '12386.120', 'text': 'Let me know. Let me know. What? What do'}, {'start': '12385.359', 'end': '12389.040', 'text': 'you'}, {'start': '12386.120', 'end': '12392.680', 'text': 'mean? You guys trying to backseat me. I'}, {'start': '12389.040', 'end': '12395.840', 'text': 'know how to game. I will. I will.'}, {'start': '12392.680', 'end': '12398.319', 'text': 'Gamer. Watch this [\xa0__\xa0] Watch this'}, {'start': '12395.840', 'end': '12398.319', 'text': 'flawless'}, {'start': '12399.640', 'end': '12402.880', 'text': 'ogre. Ignore'}, {'start': '12403.000', 'end': '12413.239', 'text': "that. It's okay cuz. Okay. Um."}, {'start': '12408.479', 'end': '12415.920', 'text': "It's okay cuz see look now now they're"}, {'start': '12413.239', 'end': '12418.319', 'text': "attacking. Okay. See they're attacking"}, {'start': '12415.920', 'end': '12424.800', 'text': "each other, right? They're attacking"}, {'start': '12418.319', 'end': '12424.800', 'text': "each other. Mhm. And I'm going to fire"}, {'start': '12426.600', 'end': '12435.279', 'text': "ogre. Dodge. Okay. See? Look. Look. I've"}, {'start': '12430.479', 'end': '12437.600', 'text': "got this. I I do got this. I don't have"}, {'start': '12435.279', 'end': '12440.239', 'text': 'fins. Why does everybody always lie'}, {'start': '12437.600', 'end': '12440.239', 'text': 'about my'}, {'start': '12444.359', 'end': '12450.080', 'text': 'physiology? See? Okay. See, I got this.'}, {'start': '12447.680', 'end': '12450.080', 'text': 'I got'}, {'start': '12450.680', 'end': '12454.000', 'text': 'this. Watch'}, {'start': '12456.840', 'end': '12464.319', 'text': "this. Okay. Don't Don't worry about it."}, {'start': '12461.120', 'end': '12467.120', 'text': "Don't worry about it. It's okay cuz cuz"}, {'start': '12464.319', 'end': '12469.239', 'text': "I'm I'm going to bring it back. Fire."}, {'start': '12467.120', 'end': '12474.920', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '12469.239', 'end': '12477.920', 'text': 'Okay. And then watch this.'}, {'start': '12474.920', 'end': '12477.920', 'text': 'Okay.'}, {'start': '12479.800', 'end': '12485.279', 'text': "Fire. Dodge back cuz you're going to"}, {'start': '12481.920', 'end': '12488.880', 'text': 'grab. Jump back in. Boom. Around. Juke.'}, {'start': '12485.279', 'end': '12491.520', 'text': 'Right. Boom. Fire. Boom. Jump up. Boom.'}, {'start': '12488.880', 'end': '12492.760', 'text': 'Boom. Goomba stomp. Boom. Boom. Boom.'}, {'start': '12491.520', 'end': '12495.399', 'text': 'Fire.'}, {'start': '12492.760', 'end': '12497.680', 'text': 'Boom. Yeah.'}, {'start': '12495.399', 'end': '12499.399', 'text': "Burn. Back up. Cuz you're going to do"}, {'start': '12497.680', 'end': '12503.359', 'text': 'the funny'}, {'start': '12499.399', 'end': '12504.920', 'text': "fire. I'm out of fire. It's okay though."}, {'start': '12503.359', 'end': '12509.000', 'text': "Let's"}, {'start': '12504.920', 'end': '12512.000', 'text': 'go. Why was that harder than the divine'}, {'start': '12509.000', 'end': '12515.800', 'text': 'dragon? Why is the stupid ogre harder'}, {'start': '12512.000', 'end': '12515.800', 'text': 'than a divine dragon?'}, {'start': '12521.160', 'end': '12524.479', 'text': 'Oh, why?'}, {'start': '12525.399', 'end': '12530.319', 'text': 'Why? Prayer bead directions to the left'}, {'start': '12528.239', 'end': '12533.760', 'text': 'from the flower viewing stage idol in'}, {'start': '12530.319', 'end': '12537.720', 'text': 'Fountain Head Palace. Okay, I Who wants'}, {'start': '12533.760', 'end': '12541.600', 'text': 'to fight me now? Dude, I just want to'}, {'start': '12537.720', 'end': '12541.600', 'text': 'rest. I just want to'}, {'start': '12542.279', 'end': '12547.560', 'text': "rest. I'm finished, by the way."}, {'start': '12548.399', 'end': '12552.239', 'text': 'Is this because somebody said I had'}, {'start': '12552.279', 'end': '12556.960', 'text': 'fins? They should be directing those'}, {'start': '12554.399', 'end': '12556.960', 'text': 'comments at'}, {'start': '12557.479', 'end': '12563.560', 'text': 'you. Okay. Okay. It'}, {'start': '12561.080', 'end': '12566.560', 'text': 'was flower viewing'}, {'start': '12563.560', 'end': '12568.560', 'text': 'stage. Oh, I hated this area. You get'}, {'start': '12566.560', 'end': '12569.920', 'text': 'onto the lowest roof of the castle. You'}, {'start': '12568.560', 'end': '12571.760', 'text': 'should be able to navigate to its right'}, {'start': '12569.920', 'end': '12575.920', 'text': "side where Isan's quarters probably are"}, {'start': '12571.760', 'end': '12577.680', 'text': "after you're done. Okay. Okay. Okay."}, {'start': '12575.920', 'end': '12579.560', 'text': "I'm going to pretend that I will be able"}, {'start': '12577.680', 'end': '12582.960', 'text': 'to follow those'}, {'start': '12579.560', 'end': '12586.800', 'text': 'directions from the left. The left of'}, {'start': '12582.960', 'end': '12586.800', 'text': 'it. Oh,'}, {'start': '12589.319', 'end': '12594.239', 'text': 'hello. If this is just Okay, I was going'}, {'start': '12592.319', 'end': '12595.680', 'text': "to say if that's just a prayer bead just"}, {'start': '12594.239', 'end': '12599.520', 'text': 'kind of sitting there, I was going to be'}, {'start': '12595.680', 'end': '12599.520', 'text': 'so upset just like'}, {'start': '12600.200', 'end': '12605.080', 'text': 'waiting to the left of'}, {'start': '12605.680', 'end': '12612.960', 'text': 'left of the idol around the outside of'}, {'start': '12607.920', 'end': '12612.960', 'text': 'the wall. Double left follow.'}, {'start': '12615.640', 'end': '12623.160', 'text': "Okay, I'm just saying like"}, {'start': '12619.000', 'end': '12627.760', 'text': "I there's a world. Oh my god,"}, {'start': '12623.160', 'end': '12627.760', 'text': "there's Why is that? Why are you"}, {'start': '12628.359', 'end': '12631.359', 'text': 'here?'}, {'start': '12631.399', 'end': '12635.600', 'text': 'Hello. Why is'}, {'start': '12633.840', 'end': '12637.160', 'text': 'From soft, why do you always have to'}, {'start': '12635.600', 'end': '12639.359', 'text': 'reuse'}, {'start': '12637.160', 'end': '12641.520', 'text': 'everything? They were like, you know'}, {'start': '12639.359', 'end': '12643.760', 'text': 'what would be you know would be funny if'}, {'start': '12641.520', 'end': '12647.680', 'text': 'we took the flaming bull and just made'}, {'start': '12643.760', 'end': '12647.680', 'text': "it pink cuz then it's for"}, {'start': '12648.600', 'end': '12656.160', 'text': "girls. He's so pretty. He's literally a"}, {'start': '12652.359', 'end': '12660.399', 'text': 'skull with a a log strapped to to its'}, {'start': '12656.160', 'end': '12662.080', 'text': "head. the I that's not typically my"}, {'start': '12660.399', 'end': '12664.560', 'text': 'definition of pretty, but I guess to'}, {'start': '12662.080', 'end': '12664.560', 'text': 'each their'}, {'start': '12667.880', 'end': '12675.120', 'text': "own. Okay, at least it's not like that."}, {'start': '12671.840', 'end': '12678.479', 'text': "It's not that bad. You killed him, so he"}, {'start': '12675.120', 'end': '12680.720', 'text': 'is on his heavens now. Good. Good. Good'}, {'start': '12678.479', 'end': '12684.560', 'text': "for him. Good for I mean, it wasn't his"}, {'start': '12680.720', 'end': '12684.560', 'text': "fault. It wasn't his fault, so I"}, {'start': '12684.600', 'end': '12689.359', 'text': 'guess. Okay.'}, {'start': '12687.359', 'end': '12693.600', 'text': "I don't remember how to fight this boss"}, {'start': '12689.359', 'end': '12693.600', 'text': 'really, so I just have to kind of put it'}, {'start': '12695.000', 'end': '12701.279', 'text': "together. Like I said, I don't remember"}, {'start': '12697.760', 'end': '12704.279', 'text': 'most of this game. So, I will definitely'}, {'start': '12701.279', 'end': '12710.239', 'text': 'replay it at some point in the future.'}, {'start': '12704.279', 'end': '12710.239', 'text': 'Um, at least I do plan on Can I say'}, {'start': '12710.680', 'end': '12715.279', 'text': "that? You know what? No, I'll tease it."}, {'start': '12713.200', 'end': '12717.200', 'text': "I'll tease it. I'll tease it. I'll tease"}, {'start': '12715.279', 'end': '12723.239', 'text': "you guys a subathon thing. I'll tease"}, {'start': '12717.200', 'end': '12727.560', 'text': 'you guys a subathon thing. I do plan on'}, {'start': '12723.239', 'end': '12731.200', 'text': 'doing a real securro karaoke'}, {'start': '12727.560', 'end': '12733.279', 'text': 'stream. A real one. Not just goofing off'}, {'start': '12731.200', 'end': '12736.800', 'text': 'and and fighting Guinichiro and losing'}, {'start': '12733.279', 'end': '12739.439', 'text': 'my mind. A real Sarro karaoke stream.'}, {'start': '12736.800', 'end': '12743.479', 'text': 'Cuz I think that would be really fun. I'}, {'start': '12739.439', 'end': '12743.479', 'text': 'think it would be really really fun.'}, {'start': '12743.840', 'end': '12748.960', 'text': 'Okay, so it was over'}, {'start': '12746.359', 'end': '12752.720', 'text': 'here. Is there any chance I can just get'}, {'start': '12748.960', 'end': '12752.720', 'text': 'the drop on it and kill'}, {'start': '12756.040', 'end': '12762.439', 'text': 'it? Okay,'}, {'start': '12758.359', 'end': '12765.800', 'text': "so understood. You can't do the stealth"}, {'start': '12762.439', 'end': '12768.800', 'text': 'blow. What does Seo karaoke mean? It'}, {'start': '12765.800', 'end': '12771.760', 'text': 'means It means that since this is a'}, {'start': '12768.800', 'end': '12776.279', 'text': 'rhythm game, I would sing songs. I do'}, {'start': '12771.760', 'end': '12779.600', 'text': 'want to try and set songs for different'}, {'start': '12776.279', 'end': '12782.520', 'text': 'bosses. I do want to because I think it'}, {'start': '12779.600', 'end': '12785.439', 'text': 'would be really fun to'}, {'start': '12782.520', 'end': '12788.399', 'text': 'like, you know, like if I was able to'}, {'start': '12785.439', 'end': '12791.920', 'text': 'match the relative BPM of the boss'}, {'start': '12788.399', 'end': '12793.600', 'text': 'fight. What am I doing? Why is my Hold'}, {'start': '12791.920', 'end': '12799.520', 'text': 'on. My brain is like malfunctioning.'}, {'start': '12793.600', 'end': '12800.840', 'text': 'Kill me. Just murder me. Murder me.'}, {'start': '12799.520', 'end': '12803.840', 'text': 'or kill. Attack'}, {'start': '12800.840', 'end': '12803.840', 'text': 'me.'}, {'start': '12804.439', 'end': '12808.640', 'text': 'What? How did I die to this'}, {'start': '12809.479', 'end': '12813.680', 'text': 'boss? How did I die to this'}, {'start': '12814.439', 'end': '12817.439', 'text': 'boss?'}, {'start': '12817.640', 'end': '12823.279', 'text': 'Oh, what just'}, {'start': '12820.840', 'end': '12826.279', 'text': 'happened? What? What? What? What just'}, {'start': '12823.279', 'end': '12826.279', 'text': 'happened?'}, {'start': '12827.120', 'end': '12832.880', 'text': 'would love us a love song for the demon'}, {'start': '12829.680', 'end': '12834.840', 'text': 'of hatred. Dude, imagine I could I could'}, {'start': '12832.880', 'end': '12837.600', 'text': 'do'}, {'start': '12834.840', 'end': '12840.000', 'text': 'um for the demon of hatred. I could do'}, {'start': '12837.600', 'end': '12842.160', 'text': 'like metal I could I could do some some'}, {'start': '12840.000', 'end': '12844.640', 'text': 'metal music and I would I would do like'}, {'start': '12842.160', 'end': '12846.560', 'text': 'the metal like like screaming and'}, {'start': '12844.640', 'end': '12848.640', 'text': "growling and stuff except I don't know"}, {'start': '12846.560', 'end': '12852.000', 'text': 'how to actually do that. So, it would'}, {'start': '12848.640', 'end': '12855.800', 'text': 'just be me sounding exactly the way that'}, {'start': '12852.000', 'end': '12859.520', 'text': 'I I do when I do the the down with the'}, {'start': '12855.800', 'end': '12862.000', 'text': 'sickness, you know, sound, you know? You'}, {'start': '12859.520', 'end': '12862.000', 'text': 'know what I'}, {'start': '12863.080', 'end': '12868.560', 'text': "mean? That I think that's that would"}, {'start': '12865.600', 'end': '12872.239', 'text': "that's exactly how it would go. Demon of"}, {'start': '12868.560', 'end': '12874.800', 'text': 'Hatred is definitely hot to go. Okay.'}, {'start': '12872.239', 'end': '12877.680', 'text': "Okay. I'll I I will accept that. You're"}, {'start': '12874.800', 'end': '12880.160', 'text': 'all the way over there now.'}, {'start': '12877.680', 'end': '12880.160', 'text': 'Oh my'}, {'start': '12881.960', 'end': '12887.920', 'text': 'god. What? Why do you have better'}, {'start': '12885.120', 'end': '12889.520', 'text': 'reaction time when I sneak attack you'}, {'start': '12887.920', 'end': '12892.120', 'text': "than when I'm just standing there"}, {'start': '12889.520', 'end': '12896.399', 'text': 'waiting for you to kill'}, {'start': '12892.120', 'end': '12896.399', 'text': 'me? Dude, this boss makes no'}, {'start': '12899.319', 'end': '12903.359', 'text': 'sense. This boss makes no'}, {'start': '12904.359', 'end': '12907.840', 'text': 'sense. Okay.'}, {'start': '12908.439', 'end': '12914.720', 'text': 'Okay. How do bulls feel about fire? What'}, {'start': '12912.160', 'end': '12915.800', 'text': 'do you think the bull thinks about fire?'}, {'start': '12914.720', 'end': '12919.680', 'text': 'Do you think'}, {'start': '12915.800', 'end': '12923.399', 'text': "it dislikes it? Fire. I don't think it"}, {'start': '12919.680', 'end': '12926.479', 'text': "gave a [\xa0__\xa0] I don't think it actually"}, {'start': '12923.399', 'end': '12927.640', 'text': 'cares. Baka meai. Not for the demon'}, {'start': '12926.479', 'end': '12929.680', 'text': 'though.'}, {'start': '12927.640', 'end': '12931.840', 'text': 'Actually, she actually, you know what?'}, {'start': '12929.680', 'end': '12935.640', 'text': 'That might go hard. Bakami Tai for the'}, {'start': '12931.840', 'end': '12935.640', 'text': 'demon might go hard.'}, {'start': '12938.239', 'end': '12944.120', 'text': 'Okay. So, am I crazy or am I parrying it'}, {'start': '12942.399', 'end': '12946.479', 'text': 'and still taking'}, {'start': '12944.120', 'end': '12948.080', 'text': "damage? Is that what's happening? Is"}, {'start': '12946.479', 'end': '12951.880', 'text': "that what's confusing me about this"}, {'start': '12948.080', 'end': '12956.720', 'text': 'fight? Am I parrying it and still taking'}, {'start': '12951.880', 'end': '12956.720', 'text': 'damage? Yeah. Okay. Okay.'}, {'start': '12959.479', 'end': '12964.720', 'text': 'Okay. So, that that makes more sense.'}, {'start': '12962.479', 'end': '12968.319', 'text': "That's why I was confused. I wasn't able"}, {'start': '12964.720', 'end': '12968.319', 'text': 'to really even notice that at'}, {'start': '12971.000', 'end': '12975.359', 'text': 'first. What if I just switch to my'}, {'start': '12975.399', 'end': '12982.359', 'text': 'shuriken? Ow.'}, {'start': '12978.439', 'end': '12985.600', 'text': 'Okay, res out of the'}, {'start': '12982.359', 'end': '12989.120', 'text': 'way. Wow, I am really bad at this fight.'}, {'start': '12985.600', 'end': '12990.040', 'text': 'But I have this here. I have I have a'}, {'start': '12989.120', 'end': '12994.120', 'text': 'grapple'}, {'start': '12990.040', 'end': '12996.439', 'text': 'here. Yeah. Okay. So, I can I can'}, {'start': '12994.120', 'end': '13001.680', 'text': 'actually Toro.'}, {'start': '12996.439', 'end': '13003.680', 'text': "Oh. Ow. Okay. Maybe not. I don't think"}, {'start': '13001.680', 'end': '13005.840', 'text': "we can do that. He's damaging you with"}, {'start': '13003.680', 'end': '13008.960', 'text': 'divine confetti. Yeah. I noticed I'}, {'start': '13005.840', 'end': '13008.960', 'text': "noticed that's what the pink"}, {'start': '13009.000', 'end': '13015.359', 'text': "was. That's crazy, dude. Okay. I get the"}, {'start': '13013.520', 'end': '13017.120', 'text': 'fight now, though. I get this fight a'}, {'start': '13015.359', 'end': '13019.439', 'text': 'lot more now, though. I understand it a'}, {'start': '13017.120', 'end': '13021.359', 'text': 'lot more, though.'}, {'start': '13019.439', 'end': '13023.640', 'text': "It's fire damage, but it's pretty fire,"}, {'start': '13021.359', 'end': '13026.479', 'text': 'so no burn status. Got'}, {'start': '13023.640', 'end': '13029.319', 'text': "it. Understood. Understood. If it's"}, {'start': '13026.479', 'end': '13032.000', 'text': "pretty fire that it doesn't burn you."}, {'start': '13029.319', 'end': '13034.080', 'text': "Mhm. That's I'm pretty sure that's"}, {'start': '13032.000', 'end': '13036.880', 'text': "that's canon to real life. I'm pretty"}, {'start': '13034.080', 'end': '13039.120', 'text': "sure. I think that's how it works. Like"}, {'start': '13036.880', 'end': '13041.760', 'text': 'like normal fire, it burns you'}, {'start': '13039.120', 'end': '13042.760', 'text': 'obviously, but if the fire is like blue'}, {'start': '13041.760', 'end': '13045.600', 'text': 'or'}, {'start': '13042.760', 'end': '13049.439', 'text': 'pink, you know, green, green fire'}, {'start': '13045.600', 'end': '13052.880', 'text': "doesn't burn you. I'm pretty sure. Uh uh"}, {'start': '13049.439', 'end': '13055.319', 'text': 'and then like like yellow fire, it can'}, {'start': '13052.880', 'end': '13058.560', 'text': 'burn you a little'}, {'start': '13055.319', 'end': '13061.279', 'text': 'bit, but like like all the other colors'}, {'start': '13058.560', 'end': '13063.040', 'text': "of the spectrum. It it doesn't it can't"}, {'start': '13061.279', 'end': '13066.319', 'text': "it's just not possible cuz this it's"}, {'start': '13063.040', 'end': '13068.439', 'text': "just it it's hot but like it's not it's"}, {'start': '13066.319', 'end': '13073.040', 'text': 'hot in in a different'}, {'start': '13068.439', 'end': '13073.040', 'text': 'way. This bull is very hot to go'}, {'start': '13073.479', 'end': '13079.319', 'text': 'actually. Remember this, kids.'}, {'start': '13076.760', 'end': '13082.680', 'text': 'Disclaimer,'}, {'start': '13079.319', 'end': '13086.560', 'text': "twitch.tv. Don't Don't eat the yellow"}, {'start': '13082.680', 'end': '13089.000', 'text': "fire. No, it's not pea fire. That's not"}, {'start': '13086.560', 'end': '13092.359', 'text': 'where yellow fire comes'}, {'start': '13089.000', 'end': '13094.640', 'text': 'from. Green fire has acid'}, {'start': '13092.359', 'end': '13099.200', 'text': "burn. You're right. And blue fire gives"}, {'start': '13094.640', 'end': '13103.200', 'text': 'you frost frost burn damage. Mhm. Py.'}, {'start': '13099.200', 'end': '13107.520', 'text': "No, I hate that, dude. That's not what"}, {'start': '13103.200', 'end': '13110.520', 'text': "yellow fire is. It's not piss fire. It's"}, {'start': '13107.520', 'end': '13114.399', 'text': "just It's just fire that's"}, {'start': '13110.520', 'end': '13115.800', 'text': "yellow. Brown fire. No, I don't know if"}, {'start': '13114.399', 'end': '13119.439', 'text': "that's even"}, {'start': '13115.800', 'end': '13119.439', 'text': 'possible. Pepsi'}, {'start': '13119.640', 'end': '13124.960', 'text': 'fire. Shut'}, {'start': '13122.200', 'end': '13127.920', 'text': 'up. Sodium makes fire yellow. Does it'}, {'start': '13124.960', 'end': '13127.920', 'text': 'really? Is sodium'}, {'start': '13130.279', 'end': '13140.880', 'text': 'the that means the piss fire is'}, {'start': '13133.330', 'end': '13140.880', 'text': '[Laughter]'}, {'start': '13144.840', 'end': '13150.359', 'text': 'salty. Oh my god, dude. What the [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '13148.640', 'end': '13152.720', 'text': "That's so"}, {'start': '13150.359', 'end': '13156.560', 'text': "gross. I didn't need to know that the"}, {'start': '13152.720', 'end': '13156.560', 'text': 'piss fire is salty.'}, {'start': '13157.960', 'end': '13164.439', 'text': 'parry. Okay, so the parry is not'}, {'start': '13161.520', 'end': '13168.840', 'text': "terrible, but it's not"}, {'start': '13164.439', 'end': '13173.200', 'text': 'helpful. Purple fire in water potassium.'}, {'start': '13168.840', 'end': '13178.040', 'text': "Okay. Please don't die IRL. I'm fine."}, {'start': '13173.200', 'end': '13180.239', 'text': "I'm fine. I am a little worried"}, {'start': '13178.040', 'end': '13182.160', 'text': "about I haven't actually talked to you"}, {'start': '13180.239', 'end': '13184.040', 'text': 'guys about this. I am a little concerned'}, {'start': '13182.160', 'end': '13186.040', 'text': 'about my lungs.'}, {'start': '13184.040', 'end': '13189.359', 'text': 'um after'}, {'start': '13186.040', 'end': '13191.120', 'text': "surgery because I mean I mean they're"}, {'start': '13189.359', 'end': '13195.279', 'text': 'digging around in my abdominal cavity,'}, {'start': '13191.120', 'end': '13196.760', 'text': 'but also uh when you have to go under'}, {'start': '13195.279', 'end': '13199.760', 'text': 'for a'}, {'start': '13196.760', 'end': '13203.840', 'text': 'surgery, you get intubated. You you get'}, {'start': '13199.760', 'end': '13203.840', 'text': 'a breathing tube and'}, {'start': '13204.279', 'end': '13209.760', 'text': 'and breathing tubes are not fun. If'}, {'start': '13207.680', 'end': '13212.479', 'text': "you've ever had one, they're very not"}, {'start': '13209.760', 'end': '13215.760', 'text': 'fun.'}, {'start': '13212.479', 'end': '13218.000', 'text': "So, like that's not going to be great."}, {'start': '13215.760', 'end': '13220.680', 'text': "I'm going to bed now. Good night. I hope"}, {'start': '13218.000', 'end': '13223.520', 'text': 'you have a good'}, {'start': '13220.680', 'end': '13227.120', 'text': 'sleep. Yeah, the divine confetti [\xa0__\xa0]'}, {'start': '13223.520', 'end': '13228.520', 'text': 'me up, dude. I want to try the the'}, {'start': '13227.120', 'end': '13232.040', 'text': 'mortal'}, {'start': '13228.520', 'end': '13236.040', 'text': 'blade. Oh [\xa0__\xa0] Oh [\xa0__\xa0] the damage.'}, {'start': '13232.040', 'end': '13236.040', 'text': 'Boom. Boom.'}, {'start': '13237.920', 'end': '13242.560', 'text': "Okay, that's a really good damage boost"}, {'start': '13240.080', 'end': '13242.560', 'text': 'to this'}, {'start': '13244.840', 'end': '13253.120', 'text': 'fight. Oh, let me out, please. Okay,'}, {'start': '13249.640', 'end': '13253.120', 'text': 'okay, yeah.'}, {'start': '13253.640', 'end': '13261.080', 'text': 'Okay. Charge'}, {'start': '13256.439', 'end': '13264.080', 'text': 'me. Charge me. Do it. Do'}, {'start': '13261.080', 'end': '13266.880', 'text': 'it. Charge me.'}, {'start': '13264.080', 'end': '13270.160', 'text': "Come at me, scrub lord. Ow. Okay. Don't"}, {'start': '13266.880', 'end': '13270.160', 'text': "Don't. Ow. It"}, {'start': '13270.520', 'end': '13276.080', 'text': 'hurts. Come here, nerd.'}, {'start': '13282.279', 'end': '13288.160', 'text': 'Okay. But yeah, no. Uh, getting a'}, {'start': '13284.880', 'end': '13291.120', 'text': 'breathing tube is is super super not'}, {'start': '13288.160', 'end': '13293.640', 'text': 'fun. And unfortunately, I will have one.'}, {'start': '13291.120', 'end': '13296.840', 'text': "I'm also gonna have to because of"}, {'start': '13293.640', 'end': '13299.399', 'text': 'intubation. Um'}, {'start': '13296.840', 'end': '13302.000', 'text': 'um'}, {'start': '13299.399', 'end': '13304.479', 'text': "so here's some medical stuff for you"}, {'start': '13302.000', 'end': '13306.560', 'text': 'guys just just for your own future'}, {'start': '13304.479', 'end': '13308.920', 'text': 'reference at some point in the future if'}, {'start': '13306.560', 'end': '13311.120', 'text': 'you ever need to know why.'}, {'start': '13308.920', 'end': '13313.920', 'text': "Um you know how you're not allowed to"}, {'start': '13311.120', 'end': '13316.160', 'text': "eat before surgery, right? Like that's a"}, {'start': '13313.920', 'end': '13318.960', 'text': 'pretty commonly known thing. People'}, {'start': '13316.160', 'end': '13322.680', 'text': "aren't allowed to eat before surgery 24"}, {'start': '13318.960', 'end': '13326.640', 'text': 'hours, right? Do you actually know'}, {'start': '13322.680', 'end': '13328.800', 'text': 'why? Do you know why that is? Because if'}, {'start': '13326.640', 'end': '13332.040', 'text': 'you do eat,'}, {'start': '13328.800', 'end': '13334.720', 'text': "uh, when you get intubated, you'll throw"}, {'start': '13332.040', 'end': '13337.439', 'text': "up into the breathing tube. You'll"}, {'start': '13334.720', 'end': '13341.520', 'text': 'aspirate into your breathing tube and'}, {'start': '13337.439', 'end': '13344.640', 'text': 'you will die. Quite literally like like'}, {'start': '13341.520', 'end': '13346.399', 'text': 'it. So like if you ever have to have'}, {'start': '13344.640', 'end': '13350.080', 'text': 'surgery and you think, "Oh, one little'}, {'start': '13346.399', 'end': '13354.720', 'text': 'bit of food won\'t won\'t hurt." It could'}, {'start': '13350.080', 'end': '13354.720', 'text': 'kill you. It could kill you. So like'}, {'start': '13355.560', 'end': '13361.600', 'text': "don't It's a very very scary"}, {'start': '13359.080', 'end': '13364.000', 'text': 'thing. And just having a breathing tube'}, {'start': '13361.600', 'end': '13366.960', 'text': 'is a very scary thing. And last time I'}, {'start': '13364.000', 'end': '13369.160', 'text': "had surgery and I I woke up not I'd win."}, {'start': '13366.960', 'end': '13373.520', 'text': 'Okay. You know what? My'}, {'start': '13369.160', 'end': '13373.520', 'text': "bad. My bad. You'd win."}, {'start': '13373.760', 'end': '13380.319', 'text': 'But last time I had surgery and I I woke'}, {'start': '13377.760', 'end': '13381.239', 'text': 'up from my breathing tube, I also was'}, {'start': '13380.319', 'end': '13384.560', 'text': 'just'}, {'start': '13381.239', 'end': '13387.120', 'text': 'like like it it messes with everything,'}, {'start': '13384.560', 'end': '13391.040', 'text': 'you know, cuz cuz your body is not used'}, {'start': '13387.120', 'end': '13392.439', 'text': 'to to a a physical object being there,'}, {'start': '13391.040', 'end': '13395.359', 'text': 'you know?'}, {'start': '13392.439', 'end': '13396.359', 'text': 'Um, so like I woke up and I was just'}, {'start': '13395.359', 'end': '13398.640', 'text': 'kind of'}, {'start': '13396.359', 'end': '13402.399', 'text': "like, you know, that's what I sounded"}, {'start': '13398.640', 'end': '13404.880', 'text': "like cuz I hadn't talked for for hours."}, {'start': '13402.399', 'end': '13407.800', 'text': "I was completely stationary and I wasn't"}, {'start': '13404.880', 'end': '13410.960', 'text': 'even breathing on my own. You'}, {'start': '13407.800', 'end': '13413.800', 'text': 'know, breathing tubes are no fun.'}, {'start': '13410.960', 'end': '13418.040', 'text': 'Neither are catheterss. God, neither are'}, {'start': '13413.800', 'end': '13421.359', 'text': "catheterss. Don't ever get a catheter."}, {'start': '13418.040', 'end': '13424.880', 'text': "Like, it's the worst. Like they're"}, {'start': '13421.359', 'end': '13428.920', 'text': 'actually the worst thing ever. I I would'}, {'start': '13424.880', 'end': '13432.000', 'text': 'rather lose an What is the hitbox on'}, {'start': '13428.920', 'end': '13434.120', 'text': 'that? That [\xa0__\xa0] persisted so long after'}, {'start': '13432.000', 'end': '13438.479', 'text': 'the actual attack'}, {'start': '13434.120', 'end': '13441.279', 'text': "happened. It's like It's like a And then"}, {'start': '13438.479', 'end': '13443.760', 'text': 'it just moves forward, but the move'}, {'start': '13441.279', 'end': '13445.319', 'text': 'forward also does the same damage.'}, {'start': '13443.760', 'end': '13449.040', 'text': "That's"}, {'start': '13445.319', 'end': '13450.479', 'text': "stupid. That's stupid. That's dumb."}, {'start': '13449.040', 'end': '13453.720', 'text': "That's stupid."}, {'start': '13450.479', 'end': '13456.239', 'text': "I don't like that. That's"}, {'start': '13453.720', 'end': '13459.920', 'text': 'stupid. If your body has a hole,'}, {'start': '13456.239', 'end': '13459.920', 'text': 'medicine has a tube for'}, {'start': '13462.439', 'end': '13469.080', 'text': 'it. Mods, can'}, {'start': '13466.040', 'end': '13474.319', 'text': 'we can we remove'}, {'start': '13469.080', 'end': '13474.319', 'text': "that? Okay. Miss peas backwards. I don't"}, {'start': '13475.640', 'end': '13480.279', 'text': 'pee. Wait, it actually worked.'}, {'start': '13480.399', 'end': '13488.000', 'text': "I don't pee backwards. It's It's that I"}, {'start': '13483.279', 'end': '13490.319', 'text': "was filled with pee. Okay. I It It's not"}, {'start': '13488.000', 'end': '13491.640', 'text': "that I peed backwards. Don't Don't put"}, {'start': '13490.319', 'end': '13495.439', 'text': 'it on me.'}, {'start': '13491.640', 'end': '13499.359', 'text': "Okay. I didn't do it. It was done to me."}, {'start': '13495.439', 'end': '13504.800', 'text': 'It was a It was a a crime against me.'}, {'start': '13499.359', 'end': '13504.800', 'text': 'Yes. The urologist peed me backwards.'}, {'start': '13505.000', 'end': '13511.040', 'text': "Okay. It's not my fault. You can't blame"}, {'start': '13513.319', 'end': '13519.199', 'text': 'me. It like when when when somebody'}, {'start': '13517.359', 'end': '13520.399', 'text': 'walks into your hospital room is just'}, {'start': '13519.199', 'end': '13523.840', 'text': 'like, "All right, I\'m going to have to'}, {'start': '13520.399', 'end': '13525.920', 'text': 'pee your uh pee your pants." Like, what'}, {'start': '13523.840', 'end': '13527.760', 'text': 'what am I supposed to say? I was high on'}, {'start': '13525.920', 'end': '13530.399', 'text': 'anesthesia and stuff. Were they going to'}, {'start': '13527.760', 'end': '13532.800', 'text': 'be like, "No, you\'re not allowed to piss'}, {'start': '13530.399', 'end': '13534.720', 'text': 'in my bladder." No, I had to be like,'}, {'start': '13532.800', 'end': '13536.399', 'text': '"Okay." And then she was like, "You\'re'}, {'start': '13534.720', 'end': '13538.960', 'text': 'going to have to pee it back out." Okay.'}, {'start': '13536.399', 'end': '13538.960', 'text': 'And I was like,'}, {'start': '13540.439', 'end': '13544.960', 'text': '"Okay, that\'s just what it\'s like.'}, {'start': '13543.359', 'end': '13546.399', 'text': "That's just what it's like sometimes."}, {'start': '13544.960', 'end': '13549.040', 'text': "You guys just don't know what the real"}, {'start': '13546.399', 'end': '13552.080', 'text': 'world is like." Okay? You guys just'}, {'start': '13549.040', 'end': '13554.000', 'text': "don't live in the real world. Sometimes"}, {'start': '13552.080', 'end': '13556.080', 'text': 'people piss in your pants. Some'}, {'start': '13554.000', 'end': '13559.199', 'text': 'Sometimes people fill your bladder with'}, {'start': '13556.080', 'end': '13561.800', 'text': "pee that's not yours. Okay. It wasn't"}, {'start': '13559.199', 'end': '13564.120', 'text': 'actually pee, but like'}, {'start': '13561.800', 'end': '13567.399', 'text': 'So,'}, {'start': '13564.120', 'end': '13569.479', 'text': 'whoa. Boom.'}, {'start': '13567.399', 'end': '13571.880', 'text': 'Yeah.'}, {'start': '13569.479', 'end': '13575.920', 'text': 'Yeah. Oh, in the'}, {'start': '13571.880', 'end': '13577.800', 'text': "ear. That's very rude. A beast's karma."}, {'start': '13575.920', 'end': '13583.760', 'text': "I didn't actually get to see what that"}, {'start': '13577.800', 'end': '13585.920', 'text': 'was. Uh uh. Lat skills. Yeah. Spirit'}, {'start': '13583.760', 'end': '13588.920', 'text': 'emblems are manifestations of regret. Uh'}, {'start': '13585.920', 'end': '13591.920', 'text': 'oh. Oh, it increases my spirit'}, {'start': '13588.920', 'end': '13593.560', 'text': "emblems. That's nice."}, {'start': '13591.920', 'end': '13596.439', 'text': 'So that was the last'}, {'start': '13593.560', 'end': '13600.160', 'text': "convers Don't put it like"}, {'start': '13596.439', 'end': '13600.160', 'text': "that. Don't put it"}, {'start': '13600.359', 'end': '13606.960', 'text': 'like the last thing the bull heard was'}, {'start': '13603.600', 'end': '13609.760', 'text': 'Sarro on the phone just like Yeah. And'}, {'start': '13606.960', 'end': '13612.640', 'text': 'then she pissed in my pants. Like who'}, {'start': '13609.760', 'end': '13615.439', 'text': 'does that? Hold on. Hold on a second. I'}, {'start': '13612.640', 'end': '13618.479', 'text': 'have to stab this bowl. And then and'}, {'start': '13615.439', 'end': '13622.560', 'text': 'then death. And then lost lost from'}, {'start': '13618.479', 'end': '13622.560', 'text': "immortality. I'm going to blow my"}, {'start': '13636.120', 'end': '13643.080', 'text': 'nose. Okay. Okay. Prayer beads. Boom.'}, {'start': '13641.439', 'end': '13645.960', 'text': 'Fifth prayer bead'}, {'start': '13643.080', 'end': '13649.920', 'text': 'necklace. A gun fort of sunken valley.'}, {'start': '13645.960', 'end': '13651.840', 'text': 'Huh? Why does it say that?'}, {'start': '13649.920', 'end': '13655.199', 'text': 'Why does it say that? None of these are'}, {'start': '13651.840', 'end': '13658.120', 'text': 'from the gun for it. Are they? No, none'}, {'start': '13655.199', 'end': '13662.040', 'text': 'of those are from the gun for'}, {'start': '13658.120', 'end': '13665.359', 'text': "it. I don't know. I don't"}, {'start': '13662.040', 'end': '13668.120', 'text': 'know. But I got it. And look how big my'}, {'start': '13665.359', 'end': '13670.960', 'text': 'health bar is. Is this Is this what'}, {'start': '13668.120', 'end': '13673.319', 'text': "like what most people's Surro"}, {'start': '13670.960', 'end': '13676.880', 'text': 'playthrough looks like'}, {'start': '13673.319', 'end': '13679.040', 'text': 'like 10 hours earlier in the playthrough'}, {'start': '13676.880', 'end': '13681.359', 'text': 'than mine?'}, {'start': '13679.040', 'end': '13684.640', 'text': 'cuz like I feel like I should have'}, {'start': '13681.359', 'end': '13684.640', 'text': 'definitely had this a lot'}, {'start': '13688.680', 'end': '13696.720', 'text': 'earlier. Wolf whispered peeing in your'}, {'start': '13692.000', 'end': '13698.040', 'text': "bladder to the bullet. Don't. No. No. It"}, {'start': '13696.720', 'end': '13700.960', 'text': "wasn't a"}, {'start': '13698.040', 'end': '13702.600', 'text': "threat. It's not like the loathsome dung"}, {'start': '13700.960', 'end': '13709.000', 'text': 'eater,'}, {'start': '13702.600', 'end': '13709.000', 'text': 'the the painful bladder pisser.'}, {'start': '13711.520', 'end': '13715.920', 'text': "It's the dung Eater's"}, {'start': '13713.479', 'end': '13719.359', 'text': "cousin. It's the It's the dungater's"}, {'start': '13715.920', 'end': '13721.439', 'text': 'cousin, the painful bladder pisser. He'}, {'start': '13719.359', 'end': '13723.600', 'text': 'just pisses in your bladder and and then'}, {'start': '13721.439', 'end': '13727.359', 'text': "you're cursed forever to have a tiny"}, {'start': '13723.600', 'end': '13730.000', 'text': 'bladder. Mhm. Cuz his piss takes up uh a'}, {'start': '13727.359', 'end': '13731.920', 'text': 'lot of it. Absolute clip farm today.'}, {'start': '13730.000', 'end': '13735.239', 'text': "What do you mean? I'm just having a"}, {'start': '13731.920', 'end': '13735.239', 'text': 'normal day.'}, {'start': '13744.160', 'end': '13749.120', 'text': "Guys, I'm so"}, {'start': '13746.600', 'end': '13751.920', 'text': "sorry. I genuinely think I'm going to"}, {'start': '13749.120', 'end': '13755.680', 'text': 'damage my voice if I keep going today.'}, {'start': '13751.920', 'end': '13758.880', 'text': "Um cuz I'm coughing really bad."}, {'start': '13755.680', 'end': '13761.439', 'text': "So, so I know it's a really really short"}, {'start': '13758.880', 'end': '13765.680', 'text': 'stream for me cuz usually I go 5 hours'}, {'start': '13761.439', 'end': '13767.840', 'text': 'or more like six or seven or sometimes.'}, {'start': '13765.680', 'end': '13772.319', 'text': "Um, but I think I'm going to have to"}, {'start': '13767.840', 'end': '13774.239', 'text': "stop today cuz cuz I've you know I Okay,"}, {'start': '13772.319', 'end': '13777.560', 'text': 'part of it is that I sung all day'}, {'start': '13774.239', 'end': '13779.080', 'text': 'yesterday. Literally all day.'}, {'start': '13777.560', 'end': '13783.359', 'text': 'Um,'}, {'start': '13779.080', 'end': '13785.920', 'text': 'so, so my my voice is pretty tired, but'}, {'start': '13783.359', 'end': '13787.920', 'text': 'but yeah, thank you guys for being here.'}, {'start': '13785.920', 'end': '13789.760', 'text': "I'm just going to end today. I I don't"}, {'start': '13787.920', 'end': '13791.720', 'text': "really want to write out cuz I'm I'm"}, {'start': '13789.760', 'end': '13794.479', 'text': 'quite tired.'}, {'start': '13791.720', 'end': '13797.279', 'text': 'Um, but yeah, thank you guys for being'}, {'start': '13794.479', 'end': '13801.840', 'text': 'here. I will be back tomorrow at the'}, {'start': '13797.279', 'end': '13804.080', 'text': 'same time, 2:00 p.m. EST. Mhm. Mhm. And'}, {'start': '13801.840', 'end': '13806.880', 'text': "I'll definitely be live later than this"}, {'start': '13804.080', 'end': '13809.439', 'text': 'probably. Granted, everything goes well.'}, {'start': '13806.880', 'end': '13810.960', 'text': "Um, I won't be able to stream Monday. I"}, {'start': '13809.439', 'end': '13812.640', 'text': "won't be able to stream Wednesday. I'm"}, {'start': '13810.960', 'end': '13815.920', 'text': 'going to see if I can fit in some extra'}, {'start': '13812.640', 'end': '13817.600', 'text': 'streams if I feel up to it. Otherwise,'}, {'start': '13815.920', 'end': '13820.000', 'text': "just so you guys are aware, I'm going to"}, {'start': '13817.600', 'end': '13822.399', 'text': 'keep working on all of my big secret'}, {'start': '13820.000', 'end': '13824.800', 'text': 'plans. Can I give you a hint? Can I tell'}, {'start': '13822.399', 'end': '13827.600', 'text': 'you can I give you a hint? Can I Can I'}, {'start': '13824.800', 'end': '13829.359', 'text': 'Can I Can I Can I Can I Can I tell you'}, {'start': '13827.600', 'end': '13830.800', 'text': 'guys some of the cool stuff that I did?'}, {'start': '13829.359', 'end': '13832.640', 'text': 'Can I tell you guys one of the things'}, {'start': '13830.800', 'end': '13836.000', 'text': 'that I tried out that you could maybe'}, {'start': '13832.640', 'end': '13836.000', 'text': 'look forward to?'}, {'start': '13836.080', 'end': '13840.520', 'text': 'or know a'}, {'start': '13837.620', 'end': '13845.920', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '13840.520', 'end': '13845.920', 'text': 'secret. I uh was'}, {'start': '13846.680', 'end': '13851.160', 'text': 'playing bladen sorcery.'}, {'start': '13851.520', 'end': '13858.479', 'text': "I'm not going to go into"}, {'start': '13853.560', 'end': '13859.560', 'text': 'details, but but I have now tried out'}, {'start': '13858.479', 'end': '13863.040', 'text': 'Blade and'}, {'start': '13859.560', 'end': '13867.000', 'text': 'Sorcery and and learned how the game'}, {'start': '13863.040', 'end': '13871.680', 'text': 'works a tiny bit and'}, {'start': '13867.000', 'end': '13874.640', 'text': 'and we just have some some cool stuff to'}, {'start': '13871.680', 'end': '13876.720', 'text': 'look forward to. And you guys, you have'}, {'start': '13874.640', 'end': '13878.600', 'text': 'to understand so much of these big plans'}, {'start': '13876.720', 'end': '13882.160', 'text': 'that I have are going to come to'}, {'start': '13878.600', 'end': '13884.640', 'text': 'fruition when the subathon happens. 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You know I'}, {'start': '13908.399', 'end': '13913.640', 'text': "will. I'm going I'm going to leave that"}, {'start': '13910.160', 'end': '13916.000', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] there for like a month, you know,'}, {'start': '13913.640', 'end': '13917.560', 'text': "like that's going to stay there until"}, {'start': '13916.000', 'end': '13919.319', 'text': 'the subathon'}, {'start': '13917.560', 'end': '13923.520', 'text': 'happens.'}, {'start': '13919.319', 'end': '13926.479', 'text': 'Um but but I also have some some other'}, {'start': '13923.520', 'end': '13929.279', 'text': "stuff that I'm hoping to be able to do"}, {'start': '13926.479', 'end': '13932.560', 'text': 'before the subathon.'}, {'start': '13929.279', 'end': '13935.120', 'text': 'So stay tuned. Keep keep watching the'}, {'start': '13932.560', 'end': '13937.840', 'text': "YouTube too because I'm I'm putting out"}, {'start': '13935.120', 'end': '13941.760', 'text': 'a lot more YouTube content. Exclamation'}, {'start': '13937.840', 'end': '13943.680', 'text': 'point YouTube I type into Twitch chat so'}, {'start': '13941.760', 'end': '13946.160', 'text': 'that you guys can see the YouTube'}, {'start': '13943.680', 'end': '13948.880', 'text': 'channel which links to my second YouTube'}, {'start': '13946.160', 'end': '13950.319', 'text': 'channel cuz I have two of them. So so'}, {'start': '13948.880', 'end': '13952.640', 'text': 'keep your eye out on that. I just'}, {'start': '13950.319', 'end': '13957.359', 'text': 'released my demo over the long weekend'}, {'start': '13952.640', 'end': '13961.199', 'text': 'that I had. Um, so if you want some some'}, {'start': '13957.359', 'end': '13963.120', 'text': 'very condensed isolated Sim Elizabeth'}, {'start': '13961.199', 'end': '13964.399', 'text': 'that the demo is perfect for you. You'}, {'start': '13963.120', 'end': '13966.279', 'text': 'can watch it on repeat and like,'}, {'start': '13964.399', 'end': '13969.120', 'text': 'comment, and subscribe and'}, {'start': '13966.279', 'end': '13970.720', 'text': "share and then and then you'll you'll be"}, {'start': '13969.120', 'end': '13972.479', 'text': 'able to get more eyes on me and then'}, {'start': '13970.720', 'end': '13975.120', 'text': "we'll get more friends in the stream."}, {'start': '13972.479', 'end': '13977.760', 'text': 'Mhm. But but yeah, I will be back'}, {'start': '13975.120', 'end': '13979.840', 'text': 'tomorrow. Thank you guys for being here.'}, {'start': '13977.760', 'end': '13981.359', 'text': 'Um, hopefully my voice is all good. I'}, {'start': '13979.840', 'end': '13983.160', 'text': "think it will be. I don't plan on really"}, {'start': '13981.359', 'end': '13986.880', 'text': 'singing much today.'}, {'start': '13983.160', 'end': '13989.439', 'text': 'Um, and and yeah, I will see you when I'}, {'start': '13986.880', 'end': '13990.840', 'text': 'see you. And when I see you will be 2'}, {'start': '13989.439', 'end': '13992.840', 'text': 'p.m. EST'}, {'start': '13990.840', 'end': '13995.399', 'text': 'tomorrow. Okay, good'}, {'start': '13992.840', 'end': '13999.880', 'text': 'night. Hold on. I have to shrink myself'}, {'start': '13995.399', 'end': '13999.880', 'text': 'down. Okay, good night.'}]