Traveling in Germany for the first Time with my wife
Chris's Stump Grinding
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That building right there, I'}, {'start': '54.879', 'end': '60.800', 'text': 'believe, is a raw house, which is a town'}, {'start': '58.199', 'end': '62.800', 'text': "hall. And then there's a big church"}, {'start': '60.800', 'end': '67.840', 'text': 'right there as well. And the Christmas'}, {'start': '62.800', 'end': '67.840', 'text': 'market they put up going around'}, {'start': '69.479', 'end': '74.240', 'text': 'everywhere. This is typically in German'}, {'start': '71.960', 'end': '77.840', 'text': 'city. They have their square and the'}, {'start': '74.240', 'end': '80.840', 'text': 'rotouse and then a big church cathedral'}, {'start': '77.840', 'end': '80.840', 'text': 'dome.'}, {'start': '102.079', 'end': '106.560', 'text': "They've got mild apple cider, they've"}, {'start': '104.000', 'end': '112.799', 'text': "got keroo, they've got glue vine,"}, {'start': '106.560', 'end': '115.799', 'text': "they've got probably um Oh, was it a hot"}, {'start': '112.799', 'end': '115.799', 'text': 'wine?'}, {'start': '125.600', 'end': '129.679', 'text': 'We made it to the city of Manheim in'}, {'start': '127.680', 'end': '131.360', 'text': "Germany. We're walking the first Pringle"}, {'start': '129.679', 'end': '133.680', 'text': 'market. This right here, the big blue'}, {'start': '131.360', 'end': '133.680', 'text': 'vine'}, {'start': '139.080', 'end': '145.280', 'text': 'stand ahead is a water tower. Believe it'}, {'start': '142.640', 'end': '148.560', 'text': 'or not, Christmas market goes all around'}, {'start': '145.280', 'end': '150.800', 'text': "it. That's a water tower. Yep. Water"}, {'start': '148.560', 'end': '153.680', 'text': 'tower. Viserum.'}, {'start': '150.800', 'end': '156.239', 'text': "A what? Viserum. That's how you say it"}, {'start': '153.680', 'end': '159.040', 'text': 'in German. Okay.'}, {'start': '156.239', 'end': '161.680', 'text': 'All righty. Viosaur'}, {'start': '159.040', 'end': '161.680', 'text': 'tower is'}, {'start': '165.400', 'end': '170.239', 'text': 'chur Christmas ornament.'}, {'start': '168.480', 'end': '171.560', 'text': "These things they're super popular."}, {'start': '170.239', 'end': '174.480', 'text': "They're gingerbread"}, {'start': '171.560', 'end': '177.280', 'text': 'cookies and but they last forever. I'}, {'start': '174.480', 'end': '179.360', 'text': "wouldn't advise eating it. They're more"}, {'start': '177.280', 'end': '181.920', 'text': 'for decoration. But it is a gingerbread'}, {'start': '179.360', 'end': '183.280', 'text': "cookie. And why wouldn't you eat it?"}, {'start': '181.920', 'end': '184.720', 'text': 'Probably because it got something in'}, {'start': '183.280', 'end': '189.120', 'text': "there to preserve the life and it's"}, {'start': '184.720', 'end': '189.120', 'text': 'probably hard. But mine'}, {'start': '189.560', 'end': '195.159', 'text': 'angel pro'}, {'start': '191.879', 'end': '200.519', 'text': 'fest super'}, {'start': '195.159', 'end': '200.519', 'text': 'popular. Got bigger ones. I love you.'}, {'start': '200.640', 'end': '205.720', 'text': 'Oh, they even have it in English. My'}, {'start': '202.720', 'end': '205.720', 'text': 'girl'}, {'start': '227.840', 'end': '232.720', 'text': 'And there sure are some funny looking'}, {'start': '229.519', 'end': '236.080', 'text': "kids. But that's the ice train. You know"}, {'start': '232.720', 'end': '239.560', 'text': "what the ice train is? No. That's like a"}, {'start': '236.080', 'end': '242.480', 'text': 'super fast train. You run a great'}, {'start': '239.560', 'end': '244.799', 'text': 'distance. You ride the ice train. It'}, {'start': '242.480', 'end': '247.599', 'text': 'gets you there faster than just a'}, {'start': '244.799', 'end': '251.000', 'text': 'regular train. Ice train got like the'}, {'start': '247.599', 'end': '251.000', 'text': 'bullet nose.'}, {'start': '254.239', 'end': '257.600', 'text': 'So, we just left the uh Chris Crinkle'}, {'start': '256.160', 'end': '258.959', 'text': "Market and now I think we're walking"}, {'start': '257.600', 'end': '260.720', 'text': 'down the main strip with all the main'}, {'start': '258.959', 'end': '263.199', 'text': 'stores, popular stores name brand, but'}, {'start': '260.720', 'end': '263.199', 'text': 'here comes the'}, {'start': '266.120', 'end': '271.759', 'text': 'train. Another one to the water tower.'}, {'start': '269.360', 'end': '273.680', 'text': 'Behind us is actually another Christmas'}, {'start': '271.759', 'end': '277.639', 'text': "market, but I guess we're on a main"}, {'start': '273.680', 'end': '277.639', 'text': 'shopping strip right now.'}, {'start': '281.840', 'end': '285.479', 'text': 'See the moose head'}, {'start': '296.520', 'end': '302.960', 'text': 'now. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle'}, {'start': '299.600', 'end': '308.160', 'text': 'bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell'}, {'start': '302.960', 'end': '308.160', 'text': 'time. Dancing and jingle bell'}, {'start': '311.080', 'end': '315.080', 'text': 'square jingle.'}, {'start': '325.440', 'end': '333.600', 'text': 'I think this is like Little Red Riding'}, {'start': '327.400', 'end': '337.720', 'text': 'Hood, Hansel and Gretle. Um, Snow Witch.'}, {'start': '333.600', 'end': '337.720', 'text': 'Um, Miss Holly.'}, {'start': '338.160', 'end': '343.520', 'text': "I don't know the last one. Cinderella."}, {'start': '340.639', 'end': '345.600', 'text': 'Cinderella. Cinderella.'}, {'start': '343.520', 'end': '348.600', 'text': 'See, it is in the glass slipper right'}, {'start': '345.600', 'end': '348.600', 'text': 'there.'}, {'start': '348.720', 'end': '358.280', 'text': "She's awful funny looking."}, {'start': '352.479', 'end': '358.280', 'text': "Not white. She's got US standards. No,"}, {'start': '358.800', 'end': '362.440', 'text': "I don't think so."}, {'start': '367.120', 'end': '371.560', 'text': 'This, ladies and gentlemen, is euros.'}, {'start': '372.080', 'end': '375.919', 'text': 'The currency Germany and other'}, {'start': '374.240', 'end': '377.880', 'text': 'countries.'}, {'start': '375.919', 'end': '383.240', 'text': 'All right, I got some'}, {'start': '377.880', 'end': '383.240', 'text': 'money now. Go get some food.'}, {'start': '399.520', 'end': '404.280', 'text': "Oh, we're at a grocery store now. The"}, {'start': '402.319', 'end': '406.440', 'text': 'difference, you can get you a big old'}, {'start': '404.280', 'end': '409.120', 'text': 'gulper of'}, {'start': '406.440', 'end': '412.000', 'text': 'Pepsi and then you can get you a small'}, {'start': '409.120', 'end': '415.080', 'text': 'one for $119.'}, {'start': '412.000', 'end': '418.240', 'text': "Yeah, we'll give them jipped in the"}, {'start': '415.080', 'end': '420.479', 'text': "US. It's that inflation. I don't know"}, {'start': '418.240', 'end': '423.479', 'text': 'what they sell these uh energy drinks'}, {'start': '420.479', 'end': '423.479', 'text': 'for.'}, {'start': '429.120', 'end': '432.120', 'text': 'Huh?'}, {'start': '432.599', 'end': '440.759', 'text': "She's see what Coke is running."}, {'start': '437.360', 'end': '440.759', 'text': 'Oh, $139.'}, {'start': '443.840', 'end': '448.199', 'text': "Oh, I'm getting this apple. 59."}, {'start': '453.120', 'end': '456.759', 'text': 'I love it. Here.'}, {'start': '458.560', 'end': '464.800', 'text': 'These are not even cold. No wonder'}, {'start': '460.639', 'end': '466.560', 'text': 'people are in here piling in.'}, {'start': '464.800', 'end': '469.960', 'text': 'This is just everyday prices in a'}, {'start': '466.560', 'end': '469.960', 'text': 'grocery store.'}, {'start': '471.840', 'end': '476.759', 'text': 'These are 69 cents, by the way.'}, {'start': '495.039', 'end': '498.879', 'text': 'All right, we just walked out of the uh'}, {'start': '496.800', 'end': '500.479', 'text': 'grocery store. How would you say that'}, {'start': '498.879', 'end': '505.680', 'text': 'name?'}, {'start': '500.479', 'end': '508.240', 'text': "Ru R. I don't know. I don't know."}, {'start': '505.680', 'end': '510.479', 'text': 'His was across from the uh Chris Kringle'}, {'start': '508.240', 'end': '515.240', 'text': "market. So now we're headed back to the"}, {'start': '510.479', 'end': '515.240', 'text': 'car. How much was all that?'}, {'start': '515.479', 'end': '524.240', 'text': 'Uh was it 12? Yeah. 1264. Yeah.'}, {'start': '521.039', 'end': '528.120', 'text': 'Chocolate and soft drinks.'}, {'start': '524.240', 'end': '531.600', 'text': 'That would have probably been$25 $30.'}, {'start': '528.120', 'end': '533.920', 'text': 'Oh, wigs a long. My goodness. Should'}, {'start': '531.600', 'end': '536.560', 'text': 'have got more. But one only has so much'}, {'start': '533.920', 'end': '538.959', 'text': 'room bringing stuff back. Yeah, it cost'}, {'start': '536.560', 'end': '539.880', 'text': "us some. We'll have to throw away all"}, {'start': '538.959', 'end': '542.160', 'text': 'our'}, {'start': '539.880', 'end': '543.760', 'text': 'clothes. Load our check bag with'}, {'start': '542.160', 'end': '547.800', 'text': 'chocolate.'}, {'start': '543.760', 'end': '547.800', 'text': "We can't bring everything back."}, {'start': '560.440', 'end': '564.560', 'text': "Yeah, we're paying a leader"}, {'start': '570.200', 'end': '578.240', 'text': 'system'}, {'start': '572.279', 'end': '581.640', 'text': "810 59 13 L. Let's go."}, {'start': '578.240', 'end': '581.640', 'text': 'What the hell?'}, {'start': '584.000', 'end': '587.519', 'text': 'Just pull up something.'}, {'start': '588.839', 'end': '592.839', 'text': 'That reverse'}, {'start': '593.040', 'end': '598.839', 'text': 'turn left onto Robinsteiner straasa.'}, {'start': '597.200', 'end': '601.360', 'text': "It's going to circle you"}, {'start': '598.839', 'end': '603.680', 'text': 'around. You might as well just go back.'}, {'start': '601.360', 'end': '607.920', 'text': 'Yeah, you can go left. I seen a truck'}, {'start': '603.680', 'end': '611.360', 'text': 'leave go that way. So'}, {'start': '607.920', 'end': '611.360', 'text': 'take the next left on Deserve'}, {'start': '613.959', 'end': '620.600', 'text': "Oasida. I don't think that in 600 m,"}, {'start': '616.800', 'end': '620.600', 'text': 'turn left onto B292.'}, {'start': '624.560', 'end': '630.440', 'text': 'No speed'}, {'start': '626.519', 'end': '633.959', 'text': "limit. Well, there's no cars behind me,"}, {'start': '630.440', 'end': '636.399', 'text': 'but this is your opportunity to practice'}, {'start': '633.959', 'end': '639.040', 'text': 'NASCAR without getting the law involved.'}, {'start': '636.399', 'end': '640.680', 'text': 'Unless you wreck, I guess'}, {'start': '639.040', 'end': '643.320', 'text': 'the autobond. The'}, {'start': '640.680', 'end': '645.839', 'text': 'autobond. Not all not all of the'}, {'start': '643.320', 'end': '648.240', 'text': "autobond is wide open. There's just"}, {'start': '645.839', 'end': '650.880', 'text': 'sections of it. No section where on.'}, {'start': '648.240', 'end': '650.880', 'text': "There's no speed"}, {'start': '656.200', 'end': '661.320', 'text': "limit. All right, we're doing a guided"}, {'start': '659.200', 'end': '664.040', 'text': 'tour of this'}, {'start': '661.320', 'end': '667.040', 'text': 'castle and it starts in about 20'}, {'start': '664.040', 'end': '669.680', 'text': 'minutes. The fog is really, really bad'}, {'start': '667.040', 'end': '672.720', 'text': "today or this morning. Hopefully it'll"}, {'start': '669.680', 'end': '672.720', 'text': 'rise by'}, {'start': '687.880', 'end': '693.839', 'text': "lunchtime. Well, there's another cat."}, {'start': '692.240', 'end': '697.160', 'text': "Well, at least this one's white and"}, {'start': '693.839', 'end': '699.839', 'text': 'black instead of seems like every time'}, {'start': '697.160', 'end': '703.279', 'text': 'every the last time we went to the'}, {'start': '699.839', 'end': '703.279', 'text': 'castle, there was a'}, {'start': '711.079', 'end': '716.839', 'text': "cat. Are you a friendly one, ain't you?"}, {'start': '721.279', 'end': '725.920', 'text': 'Oh, you see a mouse? What do you'}, {'start': '727.079', 'end': '732.680', 'text': 'see? Huh? What do you'}, {'start': '730.279', 'end': '734.440', 'text': 'see? What is it,'}, {'start': '732.680', 'end': '737.560', 'text': 'Garfield? Come'}, {'start': '734.440', 'end': '740.160', 'text': "on. Let's see some"}, {'start': '737.560', 'end': '744.040', 'text': "action. Oh, he's got you. Does he got"}, {'start': '740.160', 'end': '744.040', 'text': 'Are you too fat? No.'}, {'start': '757.519', 'end': '761.800', 'text': "So, we're fixing to do a a guided tour"}, {'start': '760.240', 'end': '764.279', 'text': 'of the'}, {'start': '761.800', 'end': '765.800', 'text': 'castle. This is'}, {'start': '764.279', 'end': '769.279', 'text': 'Schllo'}, {'start': '765.800', 'end': '770.959', 'text': 'sign, the old part, the most'}, {'start': '769.279', 'end': '773.360', 'text': 'photographic part, the popular part'}, {'start': '770.959', 'end': '778.399', 'text': 'people come to see. And how could you'}, {'start': '773.360', 'end': '778.399', 'text': "not? How unique is that? It's on a cliff"}, {'start': '793.399', 'end': '797.839', 'text': "side. All right, guys. We're leaving"}, {'start': '795.600', 'end': '801.200', 'text': "now. Of course, you couldn't take any"}, {'start': '797.839', 'end': '803.000', 'text': 'pictures of photographs inside.'}, {'start': '801.200', 'end': '805.120', 'text': "We're in the town of Nord"}, {'start': '803.000', 'end': '807.839', 'text': "Lincoln and currently we're going to"}, {'start': '805.120', 'end': '809.760', 'text': 'walk about half the wall and the wall'}, {'start': '807.839', 'end': '812.160', 'text': 'actually goes around the whole town.'}, {'start': '809.760', 'end': '815.360', 'text': "There's only three cities in uh Germany"}, {'start': '812.160', 'end': '816.920', 'text': 'that have this wall, a complete intact'}, {'start': '815.360', 'end': '820.560', 'text': 'wall going around the'}, {'start': '816.920', 'end': '823.760', 'text': 'town. Nordling is one, Dinkaspul is two,'}, {'start': '820.560', 'end': '826.079', 'text': 'and then Roenberg overtober is the third'}, {'start': '823.760', 'end': '827.600', 'text': "one, which if you Google Germany, you're"}, {'start': '826.079', 'end': '829.760', 'text': "going to get pictures of Roenberg. It's"}, {'start': '827.600', 'end': '831.839', 'text': 'an amazing little town. Uh, what are you'}, {'start': '829.760', 'end': '834.240', 'text': 'drinking there?'}, {'start': '831.839', 'end': '836.000', 'text': "We're here in December, their little"}, {'start': '834.240', 'end': '838.639', 'text': "Christmas market, and I'm drinking some"}, {'start': '836.000', 'end': '840.480', 'text': 'glue vine in their glue vine mug. You'}, {'start': '838.639', 'end': '842.680', 'text': "get to keep it as a souvenir. It's"}, {'start': '840.480', 'end': '845.040', 'text': 'usually around two, three'}, {'start': '842.680', 'end': '846.399', 'text': 'bucks. If you buy it empty, but if you'}, {'start': '845.040', 'end': '848.079', 'text': "get the glue vine, it's a few bucks"}, {'start': '846.399', 'end': '850.240', 'text': "more. Story time, y'all. Pull up a"}, {'start': '848.079', 'end': '851.760', 'text': 'chair.'}, {'start': '850.240', 'end': '854.399', 'text': 'Oh, look, look. Here we go. Got to get'}, {'start': '851.760', 'end': '854.399', 'text': 'my verbiage'}, {'start': '854.519', 'end': '859.680', 'text': 'right. All right. So the town of'}, {'start': '857.920', 'end': '861.360', 'text': "Nordlingan, here's an actual picture of"}, {'start': '859.680', 'end': '864.639', 'text': 'it and the wall goes around the whole'}, {'start': '861.360', 'end': '866.880', 'text': 'town almost like a complete a pretty'}, {'start': '864.639', 'end': '868.839', 'text': 'perfect circle. But anyways, what'}, {'start': '866.880', 'end': '871.680', 'text': 'happened a long time'}, {'start': '868.839', 'end': '875.040', 'text': 'ago? This is a basin like formation'}, {'start': '871.680', 'end': '879.680', 'text': "called the rise. R I E S. It's a 15m"}, {'start': '875.040', 'end': '883.560', 'text': 'wide crater caused by a huge meteorite'}, {'start': '879.680', 'end': '886.959', 'text': '15 million years ago.'}, {'start': '883.560', 'end': '890.320', 'text': 'Um, this rise was caused by a meteorite'}, {'start': '886.959', 'end': '893.440', 'text': 'at least half a mile in diameter that'}, {'start': '890.320', 'end': '895.440', 'text': 'hit the ground at more than 100,000 mph.'}, {'start': '893.440', 'end': '898.720', 'text': 'The impact had the destruction energy of'}, {'start': '895.440', 'end': '901.120', 'text': '250,000 atomic bombs of the size that'}, {'start': '898.720', 'end': '903.519', 'text': 'obliterated Hiroshima.'}, {'start': '901.120', 'end': '905.920', 'text': 'It also turned the surface rock and subs'}, {'start': '903.519', 'end': '906.600', 'text': 'soil upside down, hurling debris as far'}, {'start': '905.920', 'end': '909.040', 'text': 'as'}, {'start': '906.600', 'end': '912.120', 'text': 'Czechoslovakia and wiping out all plant'}, {'start': '909.040', 'end': '914.760', 'text': 'and animal life within a radius of 300'}, {'start': '912.120', 'end': '917.560', 'text': 'miles. And this debris that flew'}, {'start': '914.760', 'end': '921.440', 'text': 'everywhere contained micro diamonds in'}, {'start': '917.560', 'end': '922.800', 'text': 'it. And they use that debris to build I'}, {'start': '921.440', 'end': '925.600', 'text': 'guess some of these buildings are wall'}, {'start': '922.800', 'end': '928.079', 'text': "and stuff. So I'm just curious if like"}, {'start': '925.600', 'end': '930.320', 'text': 'on a really sunny day if the walls are'}, {'start': '928.079', 'end': '934.279', 'text': "sparkling. And here's another way to"}, {'start': '930.320', 'end': '939.240', 'text': "come up to the wall. We're at another"}, {'start': '934.279', 'end': '939.240', 'text': "gate. We're going to continue on."}, {'start': '939.920', 'end': '943.920', 'text': 'I think he was about lit. Look, Chris,'}, {'start': '942.399', 'end': '945.839', 'text': 'somebody left a partially eaten'}, {'start': '943.920', 'end': '948.000', 'text': 'sandwich. You went No, I did not want'}, {'start': '945.839', 'end': '950.399', 'text': 'it.'}, {'start': '948.000', 'end': '954.240', 'text': "I'm not that that bad off. That hungry?"}, {'start': '950.399', 'end': '956.480', 'text': "No, I'm not that bad off right now."}, {'start': '954.240', 'end': '961.320', 'text': 'Hold on. This is going to be the coolest'}, {'start': '956.480', 'end': '961.320', 'text': 'picture ever. variety.'}, {'start': '962.480', 'end': '965.480', 'text': 'Variety.'}, {'start': '966.399', 'end': '972.040', 'text': 'This reminds me of uh Pig Wiggly at the'}, {'start': '969.040', 'end': '972.040', 'text': 'house.'}, {'start': '973.839', 'end': '977.959', 'text': 'You get everything in it.'}, {'start': '982.399', 'end': '988.440', 'text': 'What is that? I was wondering where they'}, {'start': '983.920', 'end': '988.440', 'text': 'was coming. I seen these on the ground.'}, {'start': '988.639', 'end': '995.120', 'text': 'I saw a stamp up at the top of the'}, {'start': '990.720', 'end': '996.959', 'text': "Daniel and I didn't see"}, {'start': '995.120', 'end': '999.680', 'text': 'Oh, so when you sort of like when you do'}, {'start': '996.959', 'end': '1003.199', 'text': 'the national parks. Yeah. And you put a'}, {'start': '999.680', 'end': '1004.800', 'text': "stamp of here. But there's only five. Do"}, {'start': '1003.199', 'end': '1007.759', 'text': 'you get one at each? Oh, look.'}, {'start': '1004.800', 'end': '1010.480', 'text': 'Christopher,'}, {'start': '1007.759', 'end': '1012.360', 'text': 'I was wondering what that was. Oh,'}, {'start': '1010.480', 'end': '1017.880', 'text': "that's a stamper."}, {'start': '1012.360', 'end': '1017.880', 'text': 'Yeah. How do you Oh, yeah.'}, {'start': '1018.079', 'end': '1021.880', 'text': "I don't know if I'm gonna"}, {'start': '1025.280', 'end': '1030.400', 'text': 'Oh, how'}, {'start': '1026.679', 'end': '1032.039', 'text': "cute. So, we're at the"}, {'start': '1030.400', 'end': '1036.400', 'text': 'Dynagan'}, {'start': '1032.039', 'end': '1039.360', 'text': 'tour. Oh, wow. All right, put that back.'}, {'start': '1036.400', 'end': '1040.959', 'text': 'I was wondering what that was. Oh, wow.'}, {'start': '1039.360', 'end': '1044.160', 'text': "Yeah, cuz there's five gates. I told"}, {'start': '1040.959', 'end': '1049.160', 'text': 'you. Yeah, five gates.'}, {'start': '1044.160', 'end': '1049.160', 'text': 'Oh, man. I wish I saw this at the first.'}, {'start': '1052.400', 'end': '1056.720', 'text': "And there's the town hall or"}, {'start': '1062.120', 'end': '1066.000', 'text': "square. It's really, really neat. My"}, {'start': '1064.480', 'end': '1068.480', 'text': 'wife uh took off. She wanted them'}, {'start': '1066.000', 'end': '1070.400', 'text': "stamps. So, she's going to walk the"}, {'start': '1068.480', 'end': '1072.000', 'text': 'other half and then come walking back.'}, {'start': '1070.400', 'end': '1074.559', 'text': "She's a fast walk. It's probably about 3"}, {'start': '1072.000', 'end': '1077.840', 'text': 'or 4:00 right now. And it started'}, {'start': '1074.559', 'end': '1077.840', 'text': 'getting dark around 4 or'}, {'start': '1082.760', 'end': '1090.000', 'text': '5. Oh, it looks like a'}, {'start': '1085.640', 'end': '1090.000', 'text': 'little kids play area right there,'}, {'start': '1092.919', 'end': '1099.160', 'text': "buddy. It's crazy. This wall is built on"}, {'start': '1096.720', 'end': '1102.080', 'text': "top of these people's houses."}, {'start': '1099.160', 'end': '1104.960', 'text': 'So you walk and you see smoke stacks and'}, {'start': '1102.080', 'end': '1108.240', 'text': 'you see uh they got internet cable and'}, {'start': '1104.960', 'end': '1108.240', 'text': 'everything on top of their'}, {'start': '1113.320', 'end': '1119.160', 'text': 'roof. All right, we made it to another'}, {'start': '1116.520', 'end': '1121.919', 'text': 'castle and by far I would have to say'}, {'start': '1119.160', 'end': '1125.640', 'text': 'this is one of the best looking castles'}, {'start': '1121.919', 'end': '1125.640', 'text': "I've seen so far."}, {'start': '1131.039', 'end': '1134.760', 'text': 'Very, very nice.'}, {'start': '1135.760', 'end': '1139.600', 'text': "I'll let Christy tell you where we're"}, {'start': '1137.280', 'end': '1141.679', 'text': "at. I don't know much about this one."}, {'start': '1139.600', 'end': '1143.600', 'text': "Oh, she don't know much about this one,"}, {'start': '1141.679', 'end': '1147.640', 'text': "guys. Look, there's a audio guide. I'm"}, {'start': '1143.600', 'end': '1147.640', 'text': 'trying to figure that out.'}, {'start': '1147.840', 'end': '1152.640', 'text': "I'm trying to see if I can change the"}, {'start': '1149.520', 'end': '1154.559', 'text': 'language to English. 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The bells are'}, {'start': '1246.720', 'end': '1249.720', 'text': 'ringing.'}, {'start': '1258.080', 'end': '1261.720', 'text': 'How cool is that?'}, {'start': '1282.720', 'end': '1286.280', 'text': 'The old whale'}, {'start': '1330.559', 'end': '1337.559', 'text': 'Oh, look what we have here.'}, {'start': '1332.880', 'end': '1337.559', 'text': 'another Chris Kringle market,'}, {'start': '1339.039', 'end': '1347.480', 'text': "but they don't tend to open till"}, {'start': '1341.640', 'end': '1347.480', 'text': '11:00. And it says 10:30 over there.'}, {'start': '1356.240', 'end': '1362.320', 'text': 'Curry worst €5. Did you see they have'}, {'start': '1359.760', 'end': '1366.960', 'text': 'tacos? What? They had tacos. That looks'}, {'start': '1362.320', 'end': '1371.320', 'text': 'good. Tacos. Oh, come to Germany. Tacos.'}, {'start': '1366.960', 'end': '1371.320', 'text': 'Who eats tacos in Germany?'}, {'start': '1372.240', 'end': '1376.960', 'text': "Did you know it this was here? 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And then if you come out this'}, {'start': '1401.480', 'end': '1407.200', 'text': 'way, our room is right up'}, {'start': '1405.000', 'end': '1408.520', 'text': 'there right here in the city center.'}, {'start': '1407.200', 'end': '1412.480', 'text': 'Walking'}, {'start': '1408.520', 'end': '1412.480', 'text': 'distance. Granted, parking was'}, {'start': '1414.760', 'end': '1419.919', 'text': 'atrocious. They had the bar shut down by'}, {'start': '1417.280', 'end': '1422.880', 'text': 'the way. And if you want to come here,'}, {'start': '1419.919', 'end': '1424.039', 'text': 'how much was the apartments?'}, {'start': '1422.880', 'end': '1428.720', 'text': 'You can stay'}, {'start': '1424.039', 'end': '1430.080', 'text': 'between 70 $80 a night. 70 to $80 a'}, {'start': '1428.720', 'end': '1433.520', 'text': "night. It's very basic though. 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So the'}, {'start': '1512.559', 'end': '1518.400', 'text': 'whole family was taken and murdered.'}, {'start': '1514.559', 'end': '1518.400', 'text': 'Betty, Julius, Ernestine, and'}, {'start': '1521.320', 'end': '1528.240', 'text': 'Simon. And they all lived in this'}, {'start': '1524.600', 'end': '1531.360', 'text': 'house. They made sure to put the plaques'}, {'start': '1528.240', 'end': '1531.360', 'text': 'in the actual'}, {'start': '1532.679', 'end': '1535.679', 'text': 'building.'}, {'start': '1542.679', 'end': '1548.080', 'text': "Here's another one. Here was Paula. She"}, {'start': '1546.159', 'end': '1550.520', 'text': "was deported and I think it's unknown"}, {'start': '1548.080', 'end': '1553.760', 'text': "what happened to her. I'm not sure,"}, {'start': '1550.520', 'end': '1553.760', 'text': 'but we'}, {'start': '1557.400', 'end': '1566.360', 'text': "get We've been here"}, {'start': '1560.760', 'end': '1566.360', 'text': "uh uh we're going on 10 days now."}, {'start': '1592.080', 'end': '1601.600', 'text': 'So, here we are at another'}, {'start': '1595.080', 'end': '1606.000', 'text': 'city Christmas market castle over there.'}, {'start': '1601.600', 'end': '1606.000', 'text': 'Rainy jewelry today, buddy. Raining'}, {'start': '1610.440', 'end': '1615.480', 'text': 'jewelry. Buy one of these for my mother.'}, {'start': '1647.880', 'end': '1652.760', 'text': 'Fire has in it.'}, {'start': '1664.640', 'end': '1670.360', 'text': 'All right, some 225. Hang out.'}, {'start': '1670.880', 'end': '1675.640', 'text': "I guess it's a credit in the store for"}, {'start': '1672.640', 'end': '1675.640', 'text': '225.'}, {'start': '1677.279', 'end': '1682.480', 'text': 'I guess you can get a couple chocolate'}, {'start': '1679.600', 'end': '1686.520', 'text': 'bars for they give you a credit in the'}, {'start': '1682.480', 'end': '1691.240', 'text': 'store if you turn in your'}, {'start': '1686.520', 'end': '1693.679', 'text': 'recycle% off. How much? CR'}, {'start': '1691.240', 'end': '1695.600', 'text': '2032. These are the batteries they use'}, {'start': '1693.679', 'end': '1697.760', 'text': 'in those little things that light up'}, {'start': '1695.600', 'end': '1700.880', 'text': 'that you like at the markets. Uhhuh.'}, {'start': '1697.760', 'end': '1700.880', 'text': 'These are the batteries it'}, {'start': '1701.559', 'end': '1708.000', 'text': "takes. Shoot. Cuz they're expensive in"}, {'start': '1704.880', 'end': '1708.000', 'text': 'the US.'}, {'start': '1710.240', 'end': '1716.320', 'text': 'Uh four per package. So for four pack.'}, {'start': '1714.159', 'end': '1718.799', 'text': "Yeah. When you're shopping with her,"}, {'start': '1716.320', 'end': '1724.360', 'text': "you're looking for discounted prices."}, {'start': '1718.799', 'end': '1724.360', 'text': 'Sure, why not? Energizers universal.'}, {'start': '1725.279', 'end': '1730.559', 'text': 'It is. You got to be careful what you'}, {'start': '1726.880', 'end': '1732.799', 'text': 'buy cuz some things might not ring up.'}, {'start': '1730.559', 'end': '1738.600', 'text': 'No, they might not be compatible in the'}, {'start': '1732.799', 'end': '1738.600', 'text': 'US. Compat compatible. Yeah. got.'}, {'start': '1740.640', 'end': '1743.480', 'text': "So, we're just getting out of the store"}, {'start': '1742.159', 'end': '1746.480', 'text': 'in'}, {'start': '1743.480', 'end': '1750.399', 'text': 'Cland. Not the store. Calfind. Oh, is'}, {'start': '1746.480', 'end': '1752.320', 'text': "that what it is? Mhm. She's kind of"}, {'start': '1750.399', 'end': '1755.120', 'text': 'like, this is silly. You have to have a'}, {'start': '1752.320', 'end': '1756.559', 'text': "membership to get sale prices. Like, I'm"}, {'start': '1755.120', 'end': '1758.399', 'text': 'never going to be here anytime soon'}, {'start': '1756.559', 'end': '1761.360', 'text': "again. But it is what it You didn't call"}, {'start': '1758.399', 'end': '1763.120', 'text': 'Germany and tell them that.'}, {'start': '1761.360', 'end': '1765.840', 'text': 'Well, it seems that tourists get screwed'}, {'start': '1763.120', 'end': '1768.080', 'text': 'out of sale prices. Oh, I seen that girl'}, {'start': '1765.840', 'end': '1771.440', 'text': 'thinking, hm, not the one here, but the'}, {'start': '1768.080', 'end': '1774.159', 'text': 'other one over there. 350 H. Six for'}, {'start': '1771.440', 'end': '1776.880', 'text': 'you.'}, {'start': '1774.159', 'end': '1780.760', 'text': 'Oh, okay.'}, {'start': '1776.880', 'end': '1780.760', 'text': "Okay, I'd pay six"}, {'start': '1782.000', 'end': '1788.919', 'text': 'and you will like'}, {'start': '1784.440', 'end': '1788.919', 'text': 'it. Stupid juris.'}, {'start': '1791.760', 'end': '1796.559', 'text': "That's probably still even cheaper than"}, {'start': '1793.440', 'end': '1799.279', 'text': 'in the US.'}, {'start': '1796.559', 'end': '1800.440', 'text': "Probably. So, probably. So, I think I'm"}, {'start': '1799.279', 'end': '1802.760', 'text': 'getting sharp'}, {'start': '1800.440', 'end': '1806.399', 'text': 'lips. All'}, {'start': '1802.760', 'end': '1810.200', 'text': 'right. On to our next destination. Now,'}, {'start': '1806.399', 'end': '1810.200', 'text': 'we got to tap it in.'}, {'start': '1810.799', 'end': '1819.320', 'text': 'All right.'}, {'start': '1813.360', 'end': '1819.320', 'text': 'We are going to Hope I spell this right.'}, {'start': '1822.720', 'end': '1829.000', 'text': 'There it'}, {'start': '1824.520', 'end': '1832.520', 'text': 'is. And the market is in front of a'}, {'start': '1829.000', 'end': '1835.200', 'text': 'palace right here. Schllo'}, {'start': '1832.520', 'end': '1838.080', 'text': 'Johannesburg. The Marcus is So we got to'}, {'start': '1835.200', 'end': '1838.080', 'text': 'find parking near'}, {'start': '1842.919', 'end': '1848.640', 'text': 'there. Johannesburg'}, {'start': '1845.320', 'end': '1850.320', 'text': "Palace. Hopefully they'll do tours."}, {'start': '1848.640', 'end': '1853.039', 'text': "We're in the off season. Oh, it's 1"}, {'start': '1850.320', 'end': '1856.640', 'text': 'hour. 52 minutes.'}, {'start': '1853.039', 'end': '1859.600', 'text': 'Two hours. No, 52 minutes. Oh, 52'}, {'start': '1856.640', 'end': '1862.840', 'text': "minutes. I'm sorry."}, {'start': '1859.600', 'end': '1865.520', 'text': 'All right, start. Here we go. Seat belts'}, {'start': '1862.840', 'end': '1868.039', 'text': "on. Buckle up. We're probably going to"}, {'start': '1865.520', 'end': '1870.240', 'text': 'ride on the'}, {'start': '1868.039', 'end': '1872.640', 'text': 'autobot. Well, we did one the other day'}, {'start': '1870.240', 'end': '1875.279', 'text': 'that was funny, though.'}, {'start': '1872.640', 'end': '1877.520', 'text': "She kept driving and uh she couldn't get"}, {'start': '1875.279', 'end': '1879.600', 'text': 'off this'}, {'start': '1877.520', 'end': '1881.600', 'text': 'European vacation on the roundabout.'}, {'start': '1879.600', 'end': '1884.200', 'text': 'Yeah.'}, {'start': '1881.600', 'end': '1887.120', 'text': 'I could not figure out the lane to get'}, {'start': '1884.200', 'end': '1889.120', 'text': 'into rerouting.'}, {'start': '1887.120', 'end': '1892.000', 'text': 'We did it about five or six times. I'}, {'start': '1889.120', 'end': '1895.039', 'text': 'mean, it was like deja vu, buddy. It'}, {'start': '1892.000', 'end': '1898.679', 'text': "wasn't funny. 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You going to'}, {'start': '1932.919', 'end': '1936.919', 'text': 'travel spiffy.'}, {'start': '1951.679', 'end': '1954.679', 'text': 'Hello'}, {'start': '1963.120', 'end': '1966.679', 'text': 'Oh, we have'}, {'start': '1973.039', 'end': '1976.320', 'text': "It's kind of like a snowman"}, {'start': '1977.960', 'end': '1983.600', 'text': "star. They have there. I don't know."}, {'start': '1981.120', 'end': '1987.240', 'text': "That's"}, {'start': '1983.600', 'end': '1987.240', 'text': "That's a dog."}, {'start': '1994.080', 'end': '1997.320', 'text': "You want to see these? Look. What's"}, {'start': '1995.399', 'end': '2001.200', 'text': "this? What's"}, {'start': '1997.320', 'end': '2002.880', 'text': 'that? The piano.'}, {'start': '2001.200', 'end': '2007.240', 'text': 'Where?'}, {'start': '2002.880', 'end': '2007.240', 'text': "That it's a little house."}, {'start': '2032.880', 'end': '2036.039', 'text': 'of yours.'}, {'start': '2042.240', 'end': '2048.799', 'text': 'They love Christmas here. Golly, boy,'}, {'start': '2045.919', 'end': '2048.799', 'text': 'they love Christmas'}, {'start': '2055.560', 'end': '2060.040', 'text': 'here. to the airport.'}, {'start': '2060.800', 'end': '2066.359', 'text': '10 minutes. 10 minutes. You can see all'}, {'start': '2064.079', 'end': '2069.119', 'text': 'the planes starting to drop out of the'}, {'start': '2066.359', 'end': '2072.599', 'text': "sky. We're headed home, boys and girls."}, {'start': '2069.119', 'end': '2072.599', 'text': "We're headed home."}]