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My dear,'}, {'start': '18.433', 'end': '20.066', 'text': 'why have you added so many girls on WeChat?'}, {'start': '20.066', 'end': '21.466', 'text': 'I am doing defensive activities'}, {'start': '21.466', 'end': '24.700', 'text': 'to accumulate more contacts.'}, {'start': '25.600', 'end': '26.466', 'text': 'What are you doing?'}, {'start': '26.600', 'end': '27.600', 'text': 'I am casting a wide net.'}, {'start': '27.600', 'end': '30.200', 'text': "You didn't see it,"}, {'start': '30.333', 'end': '32.833', 'text': "you don't even know how popular I am in school."}, {'start': '32.833', 'end': '34.933', 'text': 'The table is full of food given to me by others'}, {'start': '36.533', 'end': '40.333', 'text': '. Hahahahahahaha'}, {'start': '40.333', 'end': '41.733', 'text': ". Don't be angry."}, {'start': '41.733', 'end': '42.900', 'text': 'Qiangzi is about to graduate.'}, {'start': '42.900', 'end': '44.133', 'text': "Why aren't you looking for a job"}, {'start': '44.233', 'end': '45.833', 'text': "? It's not easy to find a job now,"}, {'start': '45.833', 'end': '46.300', 'text': 'and people'}, {'start': '46.300', 'end': '48.333', 'text': 'like you will definitely not be able to find a good job.'}, {'start': '48.466', 'end': '50.233', 'text': "Qiangzi, don't listen to him."}, {'start': '50.266', 'end': '51.466', 'text': 'You can recruit directly from the market.'}, {'start': '51.466', 'end': '53.533', 'text': 'They are all good jobs directly recruited by formal companies.'}, {'start': '53.633', 'end': '54.866', 'text': "They can also use VR. It's very convenient"}, {'start': '54.866', 'end': '55.733', 'text': 'to see the company in real life.'}, {'start': '55.900', 'end': '57.400', 'text': "It's especially easy for Qiangzi to find a job. It's"}, {'start': '57.400', 'end': '59.700', 'text': 'not like some people who have good eyesight and low skill'}, {'start': '59.700', 'end': '63.066', 'text': '. Hahaha, the friends I make every day'}, {'start': '63.066', 'end': '64.266', 'text': 'are getting farther and farther away from me'}, {'start': '64.266', 'end': '65.900', 'text': 'and are no longer worthy of me.'}, {'start': '65.900', 'end': '70.933', 'text': 'Who can show you a magic trick? Hahaha,'}, {'start': '71.400', 'end': '73.433', 'text': 'how useless is the university dormitory?'}, {'start': '74.600', 'end': '75.900', 'text': "I'm really impressed by how many old people"}, {'start': '75.900', 'end': '77.100', 'text': 'there are in this dormitory.'}, {'start': '77.100', 'end': '79.200', 'text': 'There is so much garbage in the toilet that I can'}, {'start': '79.200', 'end': '80.233', 'text': 'see it'}, {'start': '80.233', 'end': '81.666', 'text': ', and they pile it up'}, {'start': '81.666', 'end': '82.866', 'text': 'every time. It was me who poured it down.'}, {'start': '82.900', 'end': '84.400', 'text': 'I pretended not to see it again this time'}, {'start': '84.400', 'end': '85.900', 'text': '. This is too unhygienic.'}, {'start': '89.700', 'end': '92.666', 'text': 'Hahaha.'}, {'start': '92.666', 'end': '99.866', 'text': 'Kill . Hahaha.'}, {'start': '100.033', 'end': '102.400', 'text': 'When your roommate is too embarrassed to ask your father for living expenses,'}, {'start': '102.400', 'end': '105.600', 'text': 'I will sew your clothes for you at home today. Take'}, {'start': '105.600', 'end': '106.100', 'text': 'a look.'}, {'start': '106.100', 'end': '111.666', 'text': 'Hahaha, do you have nothing to wear'}, {'start': '111.833', 'end': '113.733', 'text': '? Oh, it’s not my clothes.'}, {'start': '113.733', 'end': '115.200', 'text': 'I have enough clothes to wear.'}, {'start': '115.200', 'end': '117.300', 'text': 'It’s the last day here in Wuhan.'}, {'start': '117.300', 'end': '118.333', 'text': 'You agreed to sell me the things,'}, {'start': '118.333', 'end': '120.300', 'text': 'why haven’t you sent them over yet?'}, {'start': '120.300', 'end': '121.433', 'text': 'Come and get it, come and get it'}, {'start': '121.433', 'end': '123.100', 'text': ', no, no,'}, {'start': '123.500', 'end': '126.900', 'text': 'you can’t take, you can’t take , you can’t take all'}, {'start': '126.900', 'end': '128.500', 'text': 'the hadron’s things'}, {'start': '131.200', 'end': '132.233', 'text': ', take them away,'}, {'start': '132.233', 'end': '133.733', 'text': 'don’t keep them,'}, {'start': '134.200', 'end': '135.600', 'text': 'they’re all sold out ,'}, {'start': '135.600', 'end': '137.266', 'text': 'don’t you have any money to use'}, {'start': '137.266', 'end': '137.633', 'text': 'them?'}, {'start': '137.633', 'end': '140.733', 'text': 'Mom, those things are all those I lent to them,'}, {'start': '140.866', 'end': '144.266', 'text': 'hadron, why did you sell everything,'}, {'start': '144.600', 'end': '149.833', 'text': 'you sold your head too,'}, {'start': '149.833', 'end': '151.066', 'text': 'hahaha, dad,'}, {'start': '151.066', 'end': '152.033', 'text': 'I have enough money , I'}, {'start': '152.033', 'end': '153.133', 'text': 'have enough for my living expenses'}, {'start': '154.600', 'end': '155.600', 'text': ', oh, it’s okay .'}, {'start': '156.066', 'end': '157.133', 'text': 'Let’s go. It’s time'}, {'start': '157.133', 'end': '159.500', 'text': 'to eat, the same way,'}, {'start': '161.100', 'end': '162.500', 'text': 'kill,'}, {'start': '163.200', 'end': '164.933', 'text': 'the taste of meat is okay,'}, {'start': '177.333', 'end': '179.233', 'text': 'what is a human full-level girl? Honey'}, {'start': '179.233', 'end': '179.933', 'text': 'is my best friend.'}, {'start': '179.933', 'end': '181.466', 'text': 'It’s impossible to be single.'}, {'start': '181.466', 'end': '184.233', 'text': 'Handsome guy, let’s go.'}, {'start': '184.233', 'end': '185.866', 'text': 'Hahaha. Green leaves and red flowers'}, {'start': '185.866', 'end': '188.266', 'text': '. I’m worried. I just take pictures of her. I'}, {'start': '188.266', 'end': '190.133', 'text': 'don’t look good. Give me'}, {'start': '190.266', 'end': '191.433', 'text': '100 exercises'}, {'start': '191.433', 'end': '192.733', 'text': 'and 1,000 creative'}, {'start': '192.766', 'end': '193.833', 'text': 'ideas.'}, {'start': '193.866', 'end': '196.200', 'text': 'Just to record your momentary beauty. I'}, {'start': '196.400', 'end': '197.466', 'text': 'quarreled with my boyfriend.'}, {'start': '197.466', 'end': '199.033', 'text': 'I’m your emotional trash can.'}, {'start': '199.300', 'end': '202.533', 'text': 'Dead scumbag. Break up scumbag. Oh , I'}, {'start': '204.300', 'end': '205.233', 'text': '’m sorry. It’s okay'}, {'start': '205.233', 'end': '208.533', 'text': '. I ’m the witness of your repeated reconciliation.'}, {'start': '208.533', 'end': '210.233', 'text': 'What should I do if my mother insists on making a video with me?'}, {'start': '210.233', 'end': '211.633', 'text': 'Help, mom, check the post.'}, {'start': '211.633', 'end': '213.800', 'text': 'Don’t worry. Oh, okay.'}, {'start': '213.800', 'end': '215.300', 'text': 'Qiangzi is with me now. He stayed'}, {'start': '215.300', 'end': '216.133', 'text': 'calm in the face of danger'}, {'start': '216.133', 'end': '217.466', 'text': 'and showed my strong courage. My'}, {'start': '217.466', 'end': '218.400', 'text': 'outstanding acting skills'}, {'start': '218.400', 'end': '219.833', 'text': 'reflected my hard work.'}, {'start': '219.833', 'end': '220.666', 'text': 'The kid is so cute,'}, {'start': '220.666', 'end': '221.666', 'text': 'but I don’t want to have'}, {'start': '221.666', 'end': '222.866', 'text': 'a best friend. I want a kid to'}, {'start': '222.866', 'end': '224.200', 'text': 'be born to you.'}, {'start': '224.200', 'end': '225.033', 'text': 'But let’s'}, {'start': '225.133', 'end': '225.666', 'text': 'play with it.'}, {'start': '225.666', 'end': '229.700', 'text': 'Hahaha. I am a human. Best friend.'}, {'start': '229.700', 'end': '232.866', 'text': 'I wish we all have a friendship that has no end.'}, {'start': '233.400', 'end': '235.066', 'text': 'I am blessed to have you.'}, {'start': '236.866', 'end': '237.233', 'text': 'Next, I will go'}, {'start': '237.233', 'end': '238.866', 'text': 'to Hubei University in Wuhan, Hubei Province. I don’t need to introduce you to the school. Let’s take a'}, {'start': '238.866', 'end': '240.800', 'text': 'look at what Hubei University’s campus flowers are like.'}, {'start': '240.800', 'end': '242.066', 'text': 'Hahaha, what are you doing?'}, {'start': '242.066', 'end': '243.033', 'text': 'Making short videos?'}, {'start': '243.466', 'end': '245.133', 'text': 'Contemporary college students should learn from it'}, {'start': '245.133', 'end': '246.866', 'text': '. You shooting short videos without doing your job'}, {'start': '246.933', 'end': '248.133', 'text': 'is a unhealthy trend in the school.'}, {'start': '249.033', 'end': '250.333', 'text': 'What are you doing'}, {'start': '251.800', 'end': '253.700', 'text': '? Hahaha, your car is too awesome. Are you'}, {'start': '253.700', 'end': '254.666', 'text': 'colleagues'}, {'start': '254.666', 'end': '255.266', 'text': 'who shoot short videos'}, {'start': '255.266', 'end': '255.900', 'text': '? Are you peers?'}, {'start': '255.900', 'end': '257.700', 'text': 'Let’s try to catch women in Hubei University.'}, {'start': '257.700', 'end': '258.100', 'text': 'Are you interested'}, {'start': '258.100', 'end': '258.900', 'text': 'in taking photos as'}, {'start': '259.133', 'end': '259.933', 'text': "a student ? I, I can't, I can't,"}, {'start': '259.933', 'end': '260.433', 'text': 'he, he,'}, {'start': '260.433', 'end': '260.833', 'text': 'Hubei University,'}, {'start': '260.833', 'end': '262.400', 'text': 'have never taken a joke. Hey,'}, {'start': '262.400', 'end': '263.000', 'text': 'you can try it and see.'}, {'start': '263.000', 'end': '264.066', 'text': "It's definitely the school belle level."}, {'start': '264.466', 'end': '266.000', 'text': "But I definitely can't wear this dress"}, {'start': '266.000', 'end': '267.033', 'text': '. You have clothes in your dormitory.'}, {'start': '267.233', 'end': '268.000', 'text': 'There are so many.'}, {'start': '268.000', 'end': '268.900', 'text': 'So go to your dormitory and pick'}, {'start': '269.466', 'end': '271.066', 'text': 'them out. What style will'}, {'start': '271.066', 'end': '271.800', 'text': 'you shoot today? You want to shoot something with Chinese style'}, {'start': '271.800', 'end': '272.500', 'text': '. You have Chinese style clothes.'}, {'start': '272.500', 'end': '277.133', 'text': 'Yes, that one.'}, {'start': '277.133', 'end': '279.266', 'text': 'I want to shoot a set of cyberpunk clothes in my dormitory.'}, {'start': '279.266', 'end': '281.000', 'text': 'Do you have cyberpunk clothes?'}, {'start': '283.866', 'end': '285.433', 'text': "It's a bit too handsome."}, {'start': '285.433', 'end': '286.833', 'text': 'So handsome .'}, {'start': '287.066', 'end': '289.400', 'text': 'In fact, I want to shoot a literary blockbuster today.'}, {'start': '289.400', 'end': '290.333', 'text': 'Is there anything more literary'}, {'start': '290.333', 'end': '292.200', 'text': "? Don't be so"}, {'start': '296.066', 'end': '297.533', 'text': 'handsome . Yes, literary. Literary, literary, literary'}, {'start': '297.533', 'end': '298.500', 'text': ', literary.'}, {'start': '298.500', 'end': '299.866', 'text': 'Hey, musical cells are born'}, {'start': '299.900', 'end': '301.400', 'text': '. I only have one request'}, {'start': '302.233', 'end': '303.033', 'text': ', uh, clean pure white.'}, {'start': '303.133', 'end': '303.900', 'text': 'Is this okay? Okay, just'}, {'start': '303.900', 'end': '304.300', 'text': 'shoot this. Okay'}, {'start': '304.300', 'end': '305.333', 'text': ', shoot this. Just shoot this.\nJust shoot this'}, {'start': '307.066', 'end': '307.666', 'text': 'star'}, {'start': '307.666', 'end': '308.666', 'text': '. Well,'}, {'start': '309.100', 'end': '310.433', 'text': 'how old are you now'}, {'start': '310.466', 'end': '311.433', 'text': '? What major are you'}, {'start': '311.433', 'end': '312.533', 'text': 'studying? What major'}, {'start': '312.733', 'end': '314.266', 'text': "? What's your major in your school?"}, {'start': '314.333', 'end': '316.133', 'text': 'Our teacher asked us to take more pictures'}, {'start': '316.133', 'end': '317.866', 'text': '. Lake Positive things about Peking University'}, {'start': '317.866', 'end': '319.533', 'text': '. The admission brochure has admissions'}, {'start': '319.933', 'end': '320.500', 'text': 'to your school.'}, {'start': '320.500', 'end': '321.633', 'text': 'Our school has closed down'}, {'start': '323.333', 'end': '324.300', 'text': '. We are both student'}, {'start': '324.300', 'end': '326.533', 'text': 'bloggers.\nWhat experience or thoughts do you have ?'}, {'start': '326.533', 'end': '327.933', 'text': 'Besides your situation, you have provided more than 20 million stories of'}, {'start': '328.200', 'end': '329.266', 'text': 'experience and thoughts.'}, {'start': '329.600', 'end': '331.733', 'text': 'The first is to be brave.'}, {'start': '331.800', 'end': '333.233', 'text': 'The third is to persevere'}, {'start': '333.500', 'end': '336.633', 'text': '. Don’t listen to what the outside world says .'}, {'start': '336.633', 'end': '338.533', 'text': 'Just cover your ears and be yourself'}, {'start': '338.733', 'end': '341.466', 'text': '. I am so oily. I am so oily.'}, {'start': '342.033', 'end': '344.266', 'text': 'In fact, if I talk to you,'}, {'start': '344.300', 'end': '345.600', 'text': 'I feel The most difficult thing is'}, {'start': '345.700', 'end': '347.233', 'text': 'when girls make this funny video,'}, {'start': '347.233', 'end': '349.866', 'text': 'they will think it is very obscene.'}, {'start': '349.933', 'end': '350.900', 'text': 'How do you put it? What'}, {'start': '350.900', 'end': '351.300', 'text': 'I'}, {'start': '351.300', 'end': '352.900', 'text': 'may show in front of the camera is that'}, {'start': '352.900', 'end': '354.533', 'text': 'I still insist on completing my jokes,'}, {'start': '354.533', 'end': '355.266', 'text': 'but in private,'}, {'start': '355.266', 'end': '357.266', 'text': 'I have no way to tell others about these things'}, {'start': '357.266', 'end': '357.666', 'text': ', so I never'}, {'start': '357.666', 'end': '359.000', 'text': 'talk about it and never talk to others.'}, {'start': '359.000', 'end': '360.033', 'text': 'Because if you ask me today'}, {'start': '360.033', 'end': '360.633', 'text': ','}, {'start': '360.633', 'end': '362.300', 'text': 'I will definitely have to give you a more truthful answer.'}, {'start': '363.400', 'end': '364.433', 'text': 'I will hide all the negative emotions'}, {'start': '364.433', 'end': '366.266', 'text': 'and then I will tell you the most. The good side is shown in the camera.'}, {'start': '367.466', 'end': '368.333', 'text': 'I praise you'}, {'start': '368.733', 'end': '370.700', 'text': '. Of course, I think that if you want to do well in this industry,'}, {'start': '370.700', 'end': '371.666', 'text': 'you must'}, {'start': '371.666', 'end': '372.800', 'text': 'first have'}, {'start': '372.800', 'end': '374.100', 'text': 'enough love'}, {'start': '374.100', 'end': '374.933', 'text': ','}, {'start': '374.933', 'end': '376.700', 'text': 'and then you'}, {'start': '376.700', 'end': '377.633', 'text': 'still need'}, {'start': '377.633', 'end': '378.800', 'text': 'to persevere'}, {'start': '378.800', 'end': '380.600', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '380.600', 'end': '382.900', 'text': 'After'}, {'start': '382.900', 'end': '385.466', 'text': 'all, what is this industry'}, {'start': '385.666', 'end': '386.633', 'text': '? Roger'}, {'start': '386.633', 'end': '389.466', 'text': 'Roger you were my'}, {'start': '391.200', 'end': '392.000', 'text': 'Everything'}, {'start': '397.800', 'end': '399.200', 'text': 'is definitely the campus beauty of Hu University today'}, {'start': '399.200', 'end': '400.800', 'text': '.\nIt’s my first day today. Do you want to treat me to a meal'}, {'start': '400.800', 'end': '402.266', 'text': '? Can you please?'}, {'start': '407.500', 'end': '409.700', 'text': 'When I was watching my girlfriend’s video at home during the summer vacation'}, {'start': '409.700', 'end': '410.633', 'text': ','}, {'start': '410.633', 'end': '411.833', 'text': 'my phone went off.'}, {'start': '411.833', 'end': '412.466', 'text': 'I'}, {'start': '412.466', 'end': '414.400', 'text': 'played with my phone all day long and didn’t understand anything. It'}, {'start': '414.400', 'end': '415.533', 'text': '’s not bad.'}, {'start': '415.633', 'end': '418.000', 'text': 'You didn’t see what I was doing at home, did you?'}, {'start': '422.333', 'end': '424.066', 'text': 'Oh, how can Qiangzi be obedient at home?'}, {'start': '424.066', 'end': '425.200', 'text': 'Mom, help me get it.'}, {'start': '425.866', 'end': '427.066', 'text': 'Oh my god,'}, {'start': '427.333', 'end': '428.533', 'text': 'why is it so dirty today?'}, {'start': '428.533', 'end': '432.233', 'text': 'Hahaha. Why'}, {'start': '436.033', 'end': '437.933', 'text': "don't you just stir-fry at home?"}, {'start': '439.000', 'end': '440.600', 'text': "Don't move. Give my"}, {'start': '440.600', 'end': '442.133', 'text': 'mother something small.'}, {'start': '442.133', 'end': '444.133', 'text': 'Oh my god , whose child is so capable?'}, {'start': '444.133', 'end': '447.633', 'text': 'Let me go. Oops'}, {'start': '452.933', 'end': '454.000', 'text': '. Are they lungs?'}, {'start': '454.000', 'end': '457.033', 'text': 'Are they kidneys?'}, {'start': '457.033', 'end': '459.000', 'text': 'Are they liver?'}, {'start': '459.833', 'end': '462.300', 'text': 'Why do you do so much physical work at home?'}, {'start': '462.300', 'end': '464.400', 'text': "Don't you just play at home"}, {'start': '464.400', 'end': '467.833', 'text': '? Hahaha'}, {'start': '467.833', 'end': '469.900', 'text': 'Wang Xin, you are so hardworking at home.'}, {'start': '469.900', 'end': '471.500', 'text': "It's okay. Aunt Wang,"}, {'start': '471.500', 'end': '473.400', 'text': 'I will help my mother harvest the soybeans in a while.'}, {'start': '473.400', 'end': '474.533', 'text': "Now it's raining outside."}, {'start': '474.533', 'end': '475.800', 'text': "I'll go in a while."}, {'start': '476.466', 'end': '477.266', 'text': 'Well,'}, {'start': '480.733', 'end': '483.266', 'text': 'the first day of the funny blogger turned model.'}, {'start': '483.266', 'end': '486.133', 'text': "Today's shoot is make. up forever"}, {'start': '492.366', 'end': '494.533', 'text': 'strange break in Mexico'}, {'start': '506.700', 'end': '507.500', 'text': 'No. 1'}, {'start': '512.066', 'end': '512.933', 'text': 'Hey,'}, {'start': '514.266', 'end': '517.600', 'text': 'wait a minute,'}, {'start': '518.666', 'end': '519.466', 'text': 'Ouch,'}, {'start': '522.333', 'end': '523.733', 'text': 'how can it not be cool?'}, {'start': '524.500', 'end': '528.466', 'text': 'The angle of my practice flight against the blue background.'}, {'start': '528.600', 'end': '530.833', 'text': 'Keep my attitude. I'}]