#3【曇り時々火炎壺】ヱビスビールを飲みながら「DARK SOULS Ⅲ」
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[{'start': '2.520', 'end': '9.320', 'text': "Hi, I'm a Cancer"}, {'start': '5.279', 'end': '12.759', 'text': '.  I would like to continue playing Dark Souls 3'}, {'start': '9.320', 'end': '14.639', 'text': '.  Thank you.  And'}, {'start': '12.759', 'end': '18.279', 'text': 'today I would like to continue doing this while drinking some alcohol'}, {'start': '14.639', 'end': '22.160', 'text': ".  This is what I'm drinking today.  Yeah."}, {'start': '18.279', 'end': '27.560', 'text': 'Boom, boom.  yes.  Today we'}, {'start': '27.560', 'end': '34.079', 'text': 'have Mebis beer designed by Araki Hi.  Yes,'}, {'start': '30.800', 'end': '38.920', 'text': 'it is 500mm.  Well, this is Mebis Beer from the'}, {'start': '34.079', 'end': '42.520', 'text': 'original illustration gallery of Hihiko Araki, who is famous for his work Gradually Bizarre Adventure'}, {'start': '38.920', 'end': '44.520', 'text': '.  yes.'}, {'start': '42.520', 'end': '45.680', 'text': "So, I'll put it in a glass and drink it"}, {'start': '45.680', 'end': '52.120', 'text': '.  So now that the drinks are ready,'}, {'start': '49.079', 'end': '54.800', 'text': "let's have a toast."}, {'start': '52.120', 'end': '56.920', 'text': 'If you are watching this video'}, {'start': '54.800', 'end': '58.920', 'text': ', I would be happy if you would bring an alcoholic, non-alcoholic,'}, {'start': '56.920', 'end': '61.960', 'text': 'or soft drink and toast with me'}, {'start': '58.920', 'end': '66.720', 'text': '.  Well,'}, {'start': '61.960', 'end': '66.720', 'text': 'thank you for your hard work today.  cheers'}, {'start': '68.159', 'end': '75.080', 'text': '.  Ah'}, {'start': '70.960', 'end': '78.240', 'text': ", yeah.  It's delicious"}, {'start': '75.080', 'end': '81.680', 'text': '.  Oh man, beer is nice.  Yeah.'}, {'start': '78.240', 'end': '83.600', 'text': 'Friday night is all about beer.   I'}, {'start': '81.680', 'end': '87.040', 'text': "guess it's"}, {'start': '83.600', 'end': '89.759', 'text': 'probably hard to find illustrations like this in stores anymore, though'}, {'start': '87.040', 'end': '93.200', 'text': '.  So, well, I still have'}, {'start': '89.759', 'end': '95.520', 'text': "a couple of bottles left in the fridge in the metal area, so I'm"}, {'start': '93.200', 'end': '98.739', 'text': 'going to savor these and drink them.'}, {'start': '95.520', 'end': '98.739', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '102.119', 'end': '110.159', 'text': 'Okay, so yesterday was,'}, {'start': '107.600', 'end': '113.960', 'text': 'um, what was it? Was it the attack on Lothric?'}, {'start': '110.159', 'end': '118.520', 'text': 'Yes, we conquered the walls of Lothric, and'}, {'start': '113.960', 'end': '121.799', 'text': 'then there was Bordr in the Cold Valley.'}, {'start': '121.799', 'end': '128.679', 'text': 'I just managed to defeat a frog that was wielding a mace with some kind of ice-like effect.'}, {'start': '125.719', 'end': '131.640', 'text': 'So, continuing from there,'}, {'start': '131.640', 'end': '138.840', 'text': 'there are various branching points from the first bonfire on the back wall, so I'}, {'start': '135.080', 'end': '138.840', 'text': "think I'll explore that one a bit first"}, {'start': '139.120', 'end': '145.720', 'text': ".  Oh, I guess the back wall of Lothric isn't on our side"}, {'start': '145.720', 'end': '149.560', 'text': '.  There are a lot of them'}, {'start': '152.040', 'end': '158.200', 'text': '.  Oh, what? Something like that.'}, {'start': '156.519', 'end': '161.480', 'text': 'I see'}, {'start': '158.200', 'end': '164.720', 'text': '.  Is it you?'}, {'start': '161.480', 'end': '167.280', 'text': 'Oh, that hurts'}, {'start': '164.720', 'end': '170.640', 'text': '.  Hmm, wait a minute'}, {'start': '167.280', 'end': '174.480', 'text': '.  Ouch it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts'}, {'start': '170.640', 'end': '178.640', 'text': '.  Wait a minute.  How are you coming'}, {'start': '174.480', 'end': '182.640', 'text': '? Here you go.  Wow'}, {'start': '178.640', 'end': '182.640', 'text': '.  Scary scary scary'}, {'start': '183.599', 'end': '189.720', 'text': '.  Thank you for your continued support today.   It'}, {'start': '186.720', 'end': '189.720', 'text': 'was strong.  Hey there.   I'}, {'start': '197.720', 'end': '200.720', 'text': "defeated him first.  Can't you get ahead of it before you gain authority?  Ah, I got Longbourn.  Wow."}, {'start': '205.980', 'end': '209.100', 'text': "[MUSIC] Let's"}, {'start': '214.319', 'end': '217.319', 'text': "go.  Hot, hot, hot, hot, first time.  Together.  That's it.  Oh, it opens.  Yes yes yes yes yes.  So, ah, I see."}, {'start': '240.599', 'end': '245.319', 'text': "Ah, so there's a treasure chest.  I did it"}, {'start': '250.680', 'end': '253.920', 'text': '.  Ah'}, {'start': '259.560', 'end': '265.600', 'text': ", it's dark.  It's scary."}, {'start': '269.360', 'end': '273.360', 'text': 'There he was.  mimic.  Oh'}, {'start': '273.479', 'end': '277.840', 'text': ', I forgot.  Hmm'}, {'start': '278.039', 'end': '284.639', 'text': ".  That's right.  There are mimics in this game"}, {'start': '281.120', 'end': '286.919', 'text': ".  There was a message.  I didn't watch it at all"}, {'start': '292.080', 'end': '295.280', 'text': '.  yes'}, {'start': '298.000', 'end': '302.039', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '299.039', 'end': '302.039', 'text': "dangerous.  oh.  Shin kick.  That's dangerous.  blow.  Spinning.  blow."}, {'start': '308.080', 'end': '311.290', 'text': '[Applause]'}, {'start': '325.800', 'end': '328.800', 'text': 'Yeah.'}, {'start': '330.400', 'end': '333.880', 'text': 'Hot'}, {'start': '330.880', 'end': '333.880', 'text': "one.  It's dark.  It's scary.  Yeah.  Yeah.  scared.  This is it.  Ah, there's still some left over.  hang on.  Don't be afraid.  Wow.  Edge of the screen"}, {'start': '352.680', 'end': '355.680', 'text': "Mick scores.  That's dangerous."}, {'start': '358.680', 'end': '365.840', 'text': "Hey hey, it's"}, {'start': '361.440', 'end': '368.319', 'text': 'Oya.  It was a long one.  Battle Arts of the Depths'}, {'start': '370.479', 'end': '374.080', 'text': '.  Okay'}, {'start': '376.360', 'end': '381.400', 'text': '.  Oh'}, {'start': '378.680', 'end': '383.720', 'text': ", well, that's nice.  In fact, it looks about the same as a churro"}, {'start': '383.720', 'end': '391.919', 'text': ".  It's an incredible view, but what are we going to do with it?"}, {'start': '387.319', 'end': '391.919', 'text': "Oh, there's something about raising a flag"}, {'start': '393.520', 'end': '396.759', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '401.520', 'end': '411.120', 'text': "What's this? Something's coming.  Hey"}, {'start': '407.280', 'end': '413.000', 'text': ".  What? It's not a gargoyle.  What's"}, {'start': '411.120', 'end': '417.120', 'text': "this, what's this, what's this"}, {'start': '413.000', 'end': '419.360', 'text': '.  Hey, wait a minute.  Hey, where are you taking me'}, {'start': '424.800', 'end': '431.120', 'text': '?  Hey, where is'}, {'start': '427.599', 'end': '431.120', 'text': "this taking me?  Ah, here's the"}, {'start': '437.440', 'end': '447.639', 'text': "section.  Oh, what's this section about"}, {'start': '443.199', 'end': '449.639', 'text': '? Is it a sadness that has nothing to do with the One section'}, {'start': '449.639', 'end': '457.080', 'text': "? No, there's nothing in particular going on, I was just"}, {'start': '453.800', 'end': '457.080', 'text': 'surprised.  What? The'}, {'start': '457.400', 'end': '464.440', 'text': 'dog is acting up.'}, {'start': '461.440', 'end': '464.440', 'text': 'oh'}, {'start': '465.720', 'end': '474.159', 'text': ".  Oh no, the door's closed."}, {'start': '471.159', 'end': '474.159', 'text': "Are you not going to bother these guys? Wait, wait, wait.  Wait, wait, wait.  Where else is it? Is it him? That's dangerous.  yes.  sea \u200b\u200bbream.  You can't let your guard down with dogs after all.  What's going on, what's going on, what's going on.  That's creepy.  Please."}, {'start': '503.879', 'end': '509.970', 'text': 'Let it be me.  Before I took my wind out.  Be careful of you.  What do you mean? Huh? What are you talking about?'}, {'start': '506.870', 'end': '509.970', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '522.880', 'end': '525.880', 'text': 'Oh.  You are a hero of.   It is'}, {'start': '539.920', 'end': '541.040', 'text': "written by Oni and is called Koei.  I'm Yoel the doll.  As you can see, there are pilgrims, but it seems"}, {'start': '540.920', 'end': '544.040', 'text': 'one of them has'}, {'start': '541.040', 'end': '544.040', 'text': 'fallen into disuse.  But this may also be fate.  yes.'}, {'start': '550.040', 'end': '556.560', 'text': 'Do you have any intention of taking me as your servant'}, {'start': '553.720', 'end': '560.200', 'text': '? Will it be okay if I stab you with a sword'}, {'start': '556.560', 'end': '564.399', 'text': '? I was originally a magician as well.  I can definitely help you'}, {'start': '560.200', 'end': '564.399', 'text': ".  I'll make you my servant"}, {'start': '564.560', 'end': '572.839', 'text': '.  Please listen to me.  thank you.'}, {'start': '568.279', 'end': '572.839', 'text': 'Thank you for giving this bottom one last role'}, {'start': '573.640', 'end': '580.720', 'text': '.  I, Yor of Londor,'}, {'start': '577.640', 'end': '585.000', 'text': 'will be your servant.'}, {'start': '580.720', 'end': '585.000', 'text': "Oh, it's gone"}, {'start': '586.120', 'end': '591.160', 'text': '.  Ah, is there anyone who can help me somewhere'}, {'start': '595.839', 'end': '606.040', 'text': '? Hey.  What, what is this?'}, {'start': '601.200', 'end': '606.040', 'text': 'Who are you?'}, {'start': '606.120', 'end': '608.440', 'text': 'Wait a minute'}, {'start': '608.480', 'end': '615.959', 'text': '.  Something'}, {'start': '611.200', 'end': '615.959', 'text': 'hit me from behind.  Hey, there you are'}, {'start': '617.040', 'end': '624.440', 'text': ".  What's with this high price"}, {'start': '620.959', 'end': '625.680', 'text': '?  No, you can rock it.  But'}, {'start': '624.440', 'end': '627.760', 'text': 'in sight'}, {'start': '625.680', 'end': '628.800', 'text': '.  Oh, wait'}, {'start': '627.760', 'end': '631.800', 'text': ".   I'm"}, {'start': '638.480', 'end': '641.480', 'text': "scared of some big old lady or some big idiot.  So scary.  How far are you going to come? Isn't it a bit too scary to fight here? At least fight here.  Here you go.   That's"}, {'start': '654.160', 'end': '657.160', 'text': "dangerous.  n/a.  Ah, I used some kind of magic.  I won't stop."}, {'start': '670.519', 'end': '673.519', 'text': "Take that.  Hey, a bit of magic.  That's a pain.  Come on.  It's dangerous."}, {'start': '682.959', 'end': '685.959', 'text': 'This guy has the bleeding attribute.'}, {'start': '687.519', 'end': '690.519', 'text': 'Dangerous.'}, {'start': '693.519', 'end': '696.519', 'text': 'Hey hey hey.  Are you really going to hit me?'}, {'start': '700.200', 'end': '703.200', 'text': "Oh, what's going on, what's going on.  yes."}, {'start': '707.830', 'end': '711.109', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '711.160', 'end': '716.210', 'text': "Oh, Robegetchu the Magician.  There's something there.  Hey, isn't that an Italian knife? What's it called? Mezzaluna or something?"}, {'start': '713.100', 'end': '716.210', 'text': '[Music] I'}, {'start': '726.279', 'end': '730.360', 'text': 'even saw the layer that hit it.  yes.'}, {'start': '741.360', 'end': '744.360', 'text': "Yay!  This is what I'm curious about.  I wonder what on earth is there.  Should I just go through here? Is it okay? Wow."}, {'start': '752.940', 'end': '756.059', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '761.519', 'end': '764.519', 'text': 'More flames will fall on the city.'}, {'start': '766.040', 'end': '769.040', 'text': 'Also, be careful of the Italians and the schedule'}, {'start': '769.639', 'end': '772.639', 'text': ".  Aren't you going to eat that?  Watch out for projectiles.   It's"}, {'start': '785.720', 'end': '788.600', 'text': 'time for a jog'}, {'start': '790.760', 'end': '797.760', 'text': ".  It feels like I'm being targeted from somewhere"}, {'start': '794.399', 'end': '797.760', 'text': '.  What'}, {'start': '800.760', 'end': '807.839', 'text': '? Where is it from'}, {'start': '803.880', 'end': '807.839', 'text': "? It's over there"}, {'start': '810.279', 'end': '817.199', 'text': '.  Oh dear.'}, {'start': '814.199', 'end': '817.199', 'text': 'What accuracy.  Wow.  I waited a moment, a moment, a moment, a moment, a moment.'}, {'start': '838.430', 'end': '843.240', 'text': '[Music] What a'}, {'start': '840.240', 'end': '843.240', 'text': "ridiculous sniper.   That's"}, {'start': '845.920', 'end': '849.160', 'text': 'too scary'}, {'start': '850.399', 'end': '856.800', 'text': ".  So sad.  It's like I'm automatically gaining experience points"}, {'start': '856.800', 'end': '860.560', 'text': '.  I want to get that item too.  Can I go'}, {'start': '860.560', 'end': '863.959', 'text': '? I can.'}, {'start': '866.079', 'end': '870.959', 'text': 'Ouch, that hurts.   It has'}, {'start': '876.279', 'end': '880.880', 'text': 'penetrated.  Too scary'}, {'start': '888.079', 'end': '891.440', 'text': '.  Wow'}, {'start': '893.000', 'end': '900.560', 'text': '.  ah'}, {'start': '895.399', 'end': '900.560', 'text': ".  Can't you go here?"}, {'start': '917.200', 'end': '922.920', 'text': '[Laughs]'}, {'start': '920.120', 'end': '924.600', 'text': 'This is kind of crazy.  Hmm, can you retrieve it'}, {'start': '924.600', 'end': '930.160', 'text': "? Oh, that's good.  It's right in front of you, right in front of you"}, {'start': '930.480', 'end': '934.279', 'text': ".  That's dangerous."}, {'start': '934.839', 'end': '937.839', 'text': 'Oh no.  Wait, wait.  Hmm.  Too scary.  You guys wait.  No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.  Oh, this is such a pain.  yes.  Here you go.'}, {'start': '964.600', 'end': '967.600', 'text': "Hmm, that's too scary.  That's dangerous.  do not have.  Oh, that's dangerous.  It's too dangerous.  Ah, there's someone there.  First villager found.  So cool.  Hunting horn."}, {'start': '989.440', 'end': '994.720', 'text': 'Yeah.  oh.'}, {'start': '991.720', 'end': '994.720', 'text': "You're also what they call a tile without fire.  I wonder what those nameless cows were thinking."}, {'start': '1002.720', 'end': '1005.720', 'text': "Well okay.  I'll give you some advice.  If you're sane, you should stay in a coffin.  This is the land of the brave, and a decent woman is like a woman on the battlefield."}, {'start': '1044.720', 'end': '1048.799', 'text': "But if you're a hero fool like them, then you should move past that abandoned church.  And die miserably.  Over and over again until I break my heart."}, {'start': '1045.799', 'end': '1048.799', 'text': "Hehehe.   It's"}, {'start': '1049.320', 'end': '1052.320', 'text': "kind of amazing though.  Ah, this is some kind of prison.  Ah, it won't open from here.  Time for some Bugal and some beating.  What is this place?"}, {'start': '1074.430', 'end': '1077.840', 'text': '[music]'}, {'start': '1074.590', 'end': '1077.840', 'text': '[applause]'}, {'start': '1079.120', 'end': '1088.640', 'text': 'What the hell is this place'}, {'start': '1082.200', 'end': '1088.640', 'text': '? These things.  Oh well, draw your weapon'}, {'start': '1089.880', 'end': '1100.280', 'text': ".  Ah, the body tree.  It's the body of the tree."}, {'start': '1096.559', 'end': '1100.280', 'text': 'Are you guys reacting too?'}, {'start': '1103.520', 'end': '1107.780', 'text': "Wait a minute.  I don't have any recovery items"}, {'start': '1110.799', 'end': '1117.640', 'text': ". [Music]  Ah, it's not coming up yet"}, {'start': '1114.520', 'end': '1120.000', 'text': ".  Haha, that's dangerous"}, {'start': '1117.640', 'end': '1123.360', 'text': '.  What, what?'}, {'start': '1120.000', 'end': '1127.640', 'text': "No more, my attacks aren't getting through at all."}, {'start': '1123.360', 'end': '1127.640', 'text': "Oh no, oh no.  What's going on here?"}, {'start': '1133.520', 'end': '1141.699', 'text': "First look.  I wonder if it's that chubby thing."}, {'start': '1138.410', 'end': '1141.699', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1143.720', 'end': '1151.880', 'text': "I guess that's it.  Ah,"}, {'start': '1154.280', 'end': '1157.559', 'text': "it's still a bit of a nuisance."}, {'start': '1158.520', 'end': '1161.520', 'text': 'Woah.'}, {'start': '1162.200', 'end': '1165.200', 'text': "obstacle.  Hey.  What? What is it?  It's getting in the way of everyone else.  Wow.  Oh."}, {'start': '1169.340', 'end': '1173.050', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '1191.559', 'end': '1199.000', 'text': 'Here we go.  hang on.  How does it feel?'}, {'start': '1195.080', 'end': '1200.360', 'text': "Ah, I've taken some damage.  Oh,"}, {'start': '1199.000', 'end': '1203.360', 'text': 'forgive me'}, {'start': '1200.360', 'end': '1203.360', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '1204.559', 'end': '1209.159', 'text': "Oops, it's ruined."}, {'start': '1211.320', 'end': '1214.320', 'text': 'Hello.  Wait a minute.'}, {'start': '1238.080', 'end': '1242.159', 'text': 'Hmm, here'}, {'start': '1239.840', 'end': '1248.039', 'text': '.  Okay'}, {'start': '1242.159', 'end': '1248.039', 'text': ".  Can't you aim at his back here? Oh, you can"}, {'start': '1255.080', 'end': '1258.440', 'text': '.  Oh'}, {'start': '1260.480', 'end': '1265.039', 'text': ', where else is it? Hey, hey,'}, {'start': '1263.120', 'end': '1268.039', 'text': 'a little scary.'}, {'start': '1265.039', 'end': '1268.039', 'text': 'Is there a base too?  Oh,'}, {'start': '1274.360', 'end': '1277.360', 'text': "wait.  Okay.  Ooooh.  Doesn't it look good? Ah, where should I aim? Is it the middle? There's no this side.  I also broke my left leg.  All that's left is the bullets."}, {'start': '1304.559', 'end': '1308.679', 'text': 'Oh, be careful.  good.  Hmm, wait.  One more'}, {'start': '1305.679', 'end': '1308.679', 'text': ".  Here you go.  Oh, that's dangerous.  Can't you go?  Wait.  It's hard to aim."}, {'start': '1326.000', 'end': '1331.720', 'text': 'Oh'}, {'start': '1327.760', 'end': '1331.720', 'text': ', it sank'}, {'start': '1332.799', 'end': '1336.080', 'text': '.  Yeah'}, {'start': '1336.799', 'end': '1340.720', 'text': ".  Wow, that's tough."}, {'start': '1339.260', 'end': '1344.679', 'text': '[music]'}, {'start': '1340.720', 'end': '1344.679', 'text': "Oh, there's a bonfire"}, {'start': '1346.000', 'end': '1351.190', 'text': '.  Whole body'}, {'start': '1348.030', 'end': '1351.190', 'text': '[music]'}, {'start': '1353.200', 'end': '1357.600', 'text': 'No, very very very very very'}, {'start': '1359.400', 'end': '1364.400', 'text': '.  So, what else is there?'}]