My Robot Friend Who Sometimes Cooks & Cleans for Me | MBR Path 148 CLIP
Mellow Brick Road Podcast
[{'start': '0.480', 'end': '5.600', 'text': "I guess I don't even remember. Oh yeah."}, {'start': '3.120', 'end': '7.359', 'text': 'So like yeah, US has great humanoid'}, {'start': '5.600', 'end': '9.679', 'text': "looking robots. China's trying to catch"}, {'start': '7.359', 'end': '12.840', 'text': 'up. Uh I guess my next question is would'}, {'start': '9.679', 'end': '15.040', 'text': 'you want a a robot'}, {'start': '12.840', 'end': '17.440', 'text': 'servant? Like would you would you want'}, {'start': '15.040', 'end': '19.760', 'text': 'like a humanoid robot in your house to'}, {'start': '17.440', 'end': '20.800', 'text': 'be like I guess I guess at that point'}, {'start': '19.760', 'end': '22.720', 'text': 'you would just choose whatever you want'}, {'start': '20.800', 'end': '25.039', 'text': 'it to do. It can be like a full-on'}, {'start': '22.720', 'end': '27.519', 'text': 'cleaning cooking kind of thing or it can'}, {'start': '25.039', 'end': '30.480', 'text': 'be just like a grab my coat, stand by'}, {'start': '27.519', 'end': '32.960', 'text': 'the door or you know I or it be a fullon'}, {'start': '30.480', 'end': '34.399', 'text': 'like'}, {'start': '32.960', 'end': '36.160', 'text': "like go on your hands and knees when I'm"}, {'start': '34.399', 'end': '37.280', 'text': 'sitting on the couch for a foot rest'}, {'start': '36.160', 'end': '39.920', 'text': "kind of thing. You know what I'm saying?"}, {'start': '37.280', 'end': '41.600', 'text': 'Like how how would you do it? I would'}, {'start': '39.920', 'end': '43.840', 'text': "just do the basic stuff that I didn't"}, {'start': '41.600', 'end': '45.840', 'text': 'want to do. You know just like hey man'}, {'start': '43.840', 'end': '49.760', 'text': 'like if you see something messy just'}, {'start': '45.840', 'end': '51.280', 'text': 'like clean it up. Yeah. Uh cook meals.'}, {'start': '49.760', 'end': '53.039', 'text': "Like, I don't care what you cook. Just"}, {'start': '51.280', 'end': '55.760', 'text': "cook whatever. I'll eat it. That's"}, {'start': '53.039', 'end': '57.840', 'text': "risky. That's risky. You better be a"}, {'start': '55.760', 'end': '59.440', 'text': "good owner if you're gonna let them have"}, {'start': '57.840', 'end': '61.039', 'text': 'free reign on ingredients because they,'}, {'start': '59.440', 'end': '63.199', 'text': "you know, robots, they don't really eat."}, {'start': '61.039', 'end': '65.199', 'text': "So, Bender, he doesn't know ingredients."}, {'start': '63.199', 'end': '67.600', 'text': 'So, he could put like way too much salt'}, {'start': '65.199', 'end': '70.159', 'text': 'in there or like actual poison and not'}, {'start': '67.600', 'end': '72.799', 'text': 'know it like rat poison. True. Um, would'}, {'start': '70.159', 'end': '75.200', 'text': 'you want a robot that could talk to you?'}, {'start': '72.799', 'end': '77.680', 'text': "Yeah. Or I would put I'd put a UK accent"}, {'start': '75.200', 'end': '80.720', 'text': 'like a like a Je like a full-on like'}, {'start': '77.680', 'end': '82.479', 'text': "kind of that. Yeah, cooking. I don't"}, {'start': '80.720', 'end': '84.640', 'text': "know. Cooking would be fun, but I'd also"}, {'start': '82.479', 'end': '86.159', 'text': 'be like, can you teach me how to cook?'}, {'start': '84.640', 'end': '87.520', 'text': 'Yeah. Can you give me cooking lessons?'}, {'start': '86.159', 'end': '90.640', 'text': 'Because you have like the whole'}, {'start': '87.520', 'end': '92.079', 'text': 'dictionary of of recipes in your head.'}, {'start': '90.640', 'end': '93.520', 'text': 'Yeah. But are you going to want it to'}, {'start': '92.079', 'end': '96.000', 'text': "think it's going to become obsolete"}, {'start': '93.520', 'end': '98.799', 'text': 'then?'}, {'start': '96.000', 'end': '100.640', 'text': 'H cuz I because I would like I would no'}, {'start': '98.799', 'end': '102.240', 'text': 'longer because you would end up knowing'}, {'start': '100.640', 'end': '104.479', 'text': "everything that it does. And so it's"}, {'start': '102.240', 'end': '106.159', 'text': 'just I think I would get the robot and'}, {'start': '104.479', 'end': '107.360', 'text': 'be like, "Okay, here for the W for a'}, {'start': '106.159', 'end': '108.720', 'text': "little bit be like here's the basics. I"}, {'start': '107.360', 'end': '110.560', 'text': 'need you to cook for me, clean for me,'}, {'start': '108.720', 'end': '112.960', 'text': 'you know, do my, you know, fix my bed'}, {'start': '110.560', 'end': '114.880', 'text': 'and all that. And then eventually I'}, {'start': '112.960', 'end': '117.360', 'text': "would like slowly be like, you're like"}, {'start': '114.880', 'end': '119.920', 'text': "part of the family. All right. You're"}, {'start': '117.360', 'end': '122.000', 'text': 'like like you teach me how to cook, but'}, {'start': '119.920', 'end': '124.159', 'text': "that doesn't mean you know, you don't"}, {'start': '122.000', 'end': '125.840', 'text': 'have to cook. But like, you know, if you'}, {'start': '124.159', 'end': '128.000', 'text': "don't feel like No, but like if you"}, {'start': '125.840', 'end': '129.119', 'text': "don't feel like cooking, Mr. Robot Guy,"}, {'start': '128.000', 'end': '130.879', 'text': "whatever your name is, I'll I'll think"}, {'start': '129.119', 'end': '132.720', 'text': "of it later. Don't cook. I'll cook"}, {'start': '130.879', 'end': '134.560', 'text': 'tonight. What do you What do you need?'}, {'start': '132.720', 'end': '136.480', 'text': 'Right. Like you help me. After a while,'}, {'start': '134.560', 'end': '139.040', 'text': "it's like, what do you need? Some oil."}, {'start': '136.480', 'end': '141.040', 'text': "really need some repairs, but how's your"}, {'start': '139.040', 'end': '142.239', 'text': "You know, I' I'd probably be like that"}, {'start': '141.040', 'end': '144.160', 'text': 'eventually. I\'d be like, "You\'re part of'}, {'start': '142.239', 'end': '146.959', 'text': 'the family." I\'d humanize it for sure.'}, {'start': '144.160', 'end': '150.080', 'text': "I'd start putting it in clothes. Yeah."}, {'start': '146.959', 'end': '153.519', 'text': 'Sleep in my bed, you know. Yeah. Kiss'}, {'start': '150.080', 'end': '155.599', 'text': 'under a a church altar, you know. Yeah.'}, {'start': '153.519', 'end': '157.599', 'text': 'Yeah. Just kiss it on the forehead at'}, {'start': '155.599', 'end': '159.840', 'text': 'night.'}, {'start': '157.599', 'end': '161.680', 'text': "Oh, he's rebooting. Yeah. And the nice"}, {'start': '159.840', 'end': '163.360', 'text': 'thing is when the when the baby when we'}, {'start': '161.680', 'end': '164.959', 'text': 'have like a robot human babies, the'}, {'start': '163.360', 'end': '166.239', 'text': 'umbilical cord will be just like an you'}, {'start': '164.959', 'end': '168.720', 'text': "just unplug it instead. you don't have"}, {'start': '166.239', 'end': '171.120', 'text': 'to cut it, which is kind of nice. Yeah.'}, {'start': '168.720', 'end': '173.280', 'text': 'Um, but yeah, I think I would be way too'}, {'start': '171.120', 'end': '174.400', 'text': "nice to the robot, but I think that's"}, {'start': '173.280', 'end': '177.680', 'text': "what that's what you want because you"}, {'start': '174.400', 'end': '179.760', 'text': "don't want if the robots do when not if"}, {'start': '177.680', 'end': '181.920', 'text': 'when they like, you know, take over'}, {'start': '179.760', 'end': '184.720', 'text': 'humanity, you want to be you want to be'}, {'start': '181.920', 'end': '186.239', 'text': 'looked on at least a little bit. You'}, {'start': '184.720', 'end': '187.599', 'text': 'want to be one of the good ones. You'}, {'start': '186.239', 'end': '190.080', 'text': 'want to be one of the ones where the'}, {'start': '187.599', 'end': '193.120', 'text': 'robots bust in and then your robot goes,'}, {'start': '190.080', 'end': '194.800', 'text': '"This one\'s cool." And then and then the'}, {'start': '193.120', 'end': '196.800', 'text': 'and yeah, even if it saves you like a'}, {'start': '194.800', 'end': '199.440', 'text': 'few milliseconds of time, at least'}, {'start': '196.800', 'end': '202.560', 'text': "you'll die knowing that like this isn't"}, {'start': '199.440', 'end': '204.400', 'text': "my fault. No, I didn't do this. No. And"}, {'start': '202.560', 'end': '206.080', 'text': "then you'll end up becoming like a New"}, {'start': '204.400', 'end': '209.519', 'text': "York rat where you're living in the"}, {'start': '206.080', 'end': '213.840', 'text': 'sewers and then eventually everyone will'}, {'start': '209.519', 'end': '215.920', 'text': 'form a rebellion and you know, wash,'}, {'start': '213.840', 'end': '217.920', 'text': 'rinse, repeat. You know, I will gain the'}, {'start': '215.920', 'end': '220.000', 'text': "robot's trust. the robot will gain my"}, {'start': '217.920', 'end': '221.519', 'text': 'trust, but not fully because I will'}, {'start': '220.000', 'end': '223.200', 'text': "slowly start to gain the robot's trust."}, {'start': '221.519', 'end': '226.879', 'text': 'So, when it does save me against the'}, {'start': '223.200', 'end': '228.480', 'text': 'other robots uh trying to kill me, I can'}, {'start': '226.879', 'end': '230.159', 'text': 'like try and embed myself and be like,'}, {'start': '228.480', 'end': '232.080', 'text': '"No, I\'ll be like your pet." And then'}, {'start': '230.159', 'end': '233.440', 'text': "he'll let me in or they'll I don't I"}, {'start': '232.080', 'end': '234.400', 'text': "don't know if we should gender robots. I"}, {'start': '233.440', 'end': '236.000', 'text': "don't know. We don't have to go that"}, {'start': '234.400', 'end': '238.000', 'text': "far. You're also recording this right"}, {'start': '236.000', 'end': '240.799', 'text': "now. I I can Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's"}, {'start': '238.000', 'end': '242.400', 'text': "okay. I'll whisper and then I'll go in"}, {'start': '240.799', 'end': '244.480', 'text': "and and I'll embed myself in their"}, {'start': '242.400', 'end': '245.840', 'text': "society and then I'll learn things and"}, {'start': '244.480', 'end': '247.439', 'text': "Yeah. Then I'll go in the sewer as a"}, {'start': '245.840', 'end': '249.159', 'text': "rat. I'll be like I I'll be like George"}, {'start': '247.439', 'end': '252.239', 'text': 'Washington. Like I know how I know their'}, {'start': '249.159', 'end': '253.439', 'text': 'tactics. Let me lead you. And then I'}, {'start': '252.239', 'end': '254.720', 'text': "don't even want to be king. I don't even"}, {'start': '253.439', 'end': '257.440', 'text': 'want to be king of the humans. You can'}, {'start': '254.720', 'end': '258.519', 'text': "I'll I'll help you win. I'm I'm like a"}, {'start': '257.440', 'end': '260.880', 'text': 'straightup'}, {'start': '258.519', 'end': '262.400', 'text': 'trader like George Washington was a'}, {'start': '260.880', 'end': '264.479', 'text': 'trader from the from the British. We all'}, {'start': '262.400', 'end': '266.479', 'text': "It's true. All the founding fathers were"}, {'start': '264.479', 'end': '270.000', 'text': 'technically traders, but American'}, {'start': '266.479', 'end': '271.840', 'text': "traders, which is the best kind. Uh it's"}, {'start': '270.000', 'end': '273.120', 'text': 'the only ones we tolerate.'}, {'start': '271.840', 'end': '276.720', 'text': 'It is the only one that Americans'}, {'start': '273.120', 'end': '278.400', 'text': 'tolerate is our own. Um but yeah. Yeah,'}, {'start': '276.720', 'end': '281.919', 'text': "it'd be Yeah, that's my plan for the"}, {'start': '278.400', 'end': '283.040', 'text': 'robot um uprising. I guess be nice to'}, {'start': '281.919', 'end': '285.680', 'text': "the robot. So, I'm not going to call it"}, {'start': '283.040', 'end': '285.680', 'text': 'a servant or a'}, {'start': '286.199', 'end': '292.240', 'text': 'butler. My my robot friend who just'}, {'start': '289.440', 'end': '294.080', 'text': 'sometimes cooks and cleans for me. Yeah,'}, {'start': '292.240', 'end': '296.000', 'text': "that's how he pays rent because he's a"}, {'start': '294.080', 'end': '298.600', 'text': "person. He's a part of society, but his"}, {'start': '296.000', 'end': '301.040', 'text': 'rent pay is'}, {'start': '298.600', 'end': '302.320', 'text': 'through. Yeah, it all depends on how'}, {'start': '301.040', 'end': '305.120', 'text': "it's set up. If it's like a"}, {'start': '302.320', 'end': '307.759', 'text': "month-to-month service, I don't know if"}, {'start': '305.120', 'end': '310.720', 'text': "I buy it. Yeah. He's going to be named"}, {'start': '307.759', 'end': '312.240', 'text': "Osimo and that's uh Oh, yeah. Yeah."}, {'start': '310.720', 'end': '313.840', 'text': "Yeah. He's just going to be my friend at"}, {'start': '312.240', 'end': '315.919', 'text': "the end of the day. Yeah, that'll be"}, {'start': '313.840', 'end': '317.840', 'text': "awesome. I can't wait to dress up in a"}, {'start': '315.919', 'end': '322.440', 'text': 'robot costume and pretend to be awesome'}, {'start': '317.840', 'end': '322.440', 'text': 'for years and years for you.'}, {'start': '332.580', 'end': '338.810', 'text': '[Music]'}]