Yoshi buys a new iPhone.
TheWiiGuy
[{'start': '0.170', 'end': '2.320', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '0.719', 'end': '4.960', 'text': 'Have you heard about that new iPhone'}, {'start': '2.320', 'end': '8.720', 'text': 'they have released? Yeah, I just bought'}, {'start': '4.960', 'end': '10.719', 'text': 'it yesterday. Yeah, great. Meanwhile, I'}, {'start': '8.720', 'end': '13.840', 'text': 'still enjoy using my iPhone from ages'}, {'start': '10.719', 'end': '17.039', 'text': "ago. It's still fine. Oh, you should"}, {'start': '13.840', 'end': '19.439', 'text': 'really consider upgrade. Why? Because'}, {'start': '17.039', 'end': '21.279', 'text': "you can't live with that. Oh, come on,"}, {'start': '19.439', 'end': '23.760', 'text': "honey. I'm not going to buy a new phone"}, {'start': '21.279', 'end': '26.480', 'text': 'for its new features or its new design.'}, {'start': '23.760', 'end': '29.240', 'text': "And mine's still fine. Have you really"}, {'start': '26.480', 'end': '33.440', 'text': 'seen your phone recently?'}, {'start': '29.240', 'end': '37.800', 'text': "Well, I've seen worse. Fine. Upgrade"}, {'start': '33.440', 'end': '37.800', 'text': 'then. Thanks, honey.'}, {'start': '38.160', 'end': '43.000', 'text': "I still don't see anything wrong with my"}, {'start': '40.000', 'end': '43.000', 'text': 'iPhone.'}, {'start': '43.680', 'end': '48.079', 'text': 'Hello, and welcome to the Apple store.'}, {'start': '46.160', 'end': '50.960', 'text': "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's the iPhone"}, {'start': '48.079', 'end': '53.760', 'text': 'section? To buy an iPhone, just ask us'}, {'start': '50.960', 'end': '55.520', 'text': "in the counter. Well, I'll take your"}, {'start': '53.760', 'end': '57.120', 'text': 'newest device my wife has been talking'}, {'start': '55.520', 'end': '58.879', 'text': 'about.'}, {'start': '57.120', 'end': '61.680', 'text': "This is the new iPhone. Yeah, I don't"}, {'start': '58.879', 'end': '64.760', 'text': "need your hands out. I'm an adult. All"}, {'start': '61.680', 'end': '69.520', 'text': "right, let's boot this thing"}, {'start': '64.760', 'end': '69.520', 'text': "up. H. This thing doesn't have anything"}, {'start': '71.320', 'end': '76.160', 'text': "spectacular. That's just amazing. This"}, {'start': '74.080', 'end': '76.400', 'text': 'new phone is so'}, {'start': '76.160', 'end': '79.529', 'text': '[Laughter]'}, {'start': '76.400', 'end': '79.529', 'text': '[Music]'}, {'start': '81.320', 'end': '85.840', 'text': "great. This guy didn't even pass the"}, {'start': '83.600', 'end': '88.880', 'text': 'setup screen. I think we need someone to'}, {'start': '85.840', 'end': '91.840', 'text': "help this guy. Don't worry, I'm on it."}, {'start': '88.880', 'end': '93.520', 'text': 'If I can give you an advice, young lady,'}, {'start': '91.840', 'end': '96.240', 'text': 'you should supervise your husband more'}, {'start': '93.520', 'end': '99.360', 'text': "often. That's not unacceptable, but"}, {'start': '96.240', 'end': '99.360', 'text': "that's cringe."}]