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'end': '47.400', 'text': "[Music] [Laughter] [Music] Switzerland that's why today we did\nn't come to talk about abstract dreams or about"}, {'start': '47.400', 'end': '52.720', 'text': 'pursuing your passion we came to talk about surviving\nand yes you can prosper and for that you have to choose'}, {'start': '52.720', 'end': '58.000', 'text': 'well to study not just anything but the\ncareers of the future careers that will not only'}, {'start': '58.000', 'end': '62.240', 'text': 'prepare you for work but for work\nof the world to come that world governed by'}, {'start': '62.240', 'end': '67.800', 'text': "algorithms drones robots and mass layoffs because\nyes my guahüita if you don't want to die of anemia"}, {'start': '67.800', 'end': '72.320', 'text': 'or malnutrition you have to update yourself to the\nnew times to the fourth industrial revolution'}, {'start': '72.320', 'end': '77.160', 'text': 'and yes all this sounds nice as a speech but in\npractice the fourth industrial 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that you\ntechnical careers of the  future study everything so you don't"}, {'start': '117.520', 'end': '122.920', 'text': 'lose your job lose your job to a\nchatbot that takes your job and leaves you on the street'}, {'start': '122.920', 'end': '128.120', 'text': 'but before launching this top six of the best\ntechnical careers of the future we are going to explain'}, {'start': '128.120', 'end': '133.160', 'text': 'a little more about the context your sad reality of\nliving in Latin America a place with inequality'}, {'start': '133.160', 'end': '137.400', 'text': 'a place where employment will be lacking with the\nnew technology that is coming now yes, without'}, {'start': '137.400', 'end': '143.080', 'text': "florals let's start with the video let's begin\nour sad reality and look guüita if we really"}, {'start': '143.080', 'end': '148.240', 'text': 'want to talk seriously about success first we have to\nunderstand the terrain we have to play in'}, {'start': '148.240', 'end': '152.360', 'text': 'because not everyone starts the race from the\nsame point some are born with their little path'}, {'start': '152.360', 'end': '157.200', 'text': 'paved others like you live in a sandy area\ncalled wik that looks more like the gas strip or'}, {'start': '157.200', 'end': '162.440', 'text': 'star wars tattooing and that is not an opinion it is\na statistic the cycle of poverty is inherited'}, {'start': '162.440', 'end': '167.080', 'text': 'the conditions of your elders economic social\nand emotional sticks to you as if it were an'}, {'start': '167.080', 'end': '172.240', 'text': 'electricity debt  and the saddest thing is that even if you work your\nass off if you get into college with the'}, {'start': '172.240', 'end': '177.640', 'text': 'sweat of your old people there is no guarantee of\nanything because here in Peru for example 70% of'}, {'start': '177.640', 'end': '182.360', 'text': 'graduates end up working in something that\nhas nothing to do with their career, 5 years'}, {'start': '182.360', 'end': '187.720', 'text': 'studying to end up selling in a minimarket\nor answering calls in a call center lady would'}, {'start': '187.720', 'end': '197.160', 'text': 'you be interested in changing your long\ndistance service if the lady hung up on me what did I do oh'}, {'start': '199.320', 'end': '203.560', 'text': "and while you're writing your thesis on some\nstupid 200 pages that nobody will read the"}, {'start': '203.560', 'end': '208.720', 'text': 'real world has advanced and you stay there you stay\non a bench waiting for the job market to'}, {'start': '208.720', 'end': '214.360', 'text': "call you spoiler it's not going to call you so\nwhat do we do good in the first place accept"}, {'start': '214.360', 'end': '220.360', 'text': 'that the university is not a guarantee of anything that it is\noutdated disconnected and obsessed with filling you'}, {'start': '220.360', 'end': '224.440', 'text': 'with useless theory that instead of going deeper\ninto programming languages \u200b\u200bor statistics'}, {'start': '224.440', 'end': '229.440', 'text': 'or data analysis like  python or robotics they\nmake you practice advanced Soviet integral calculus problems'}, {'start': '229.440', 'end': '233.840', 'text': 'or read essays on\nnon-binary gender in some indigenous tribe'}, {'start': '233.840', 'end': '239.080', 'text': 'in the Amazon, all of this while the country screams\nfor technicians, technicians who program, who install, who'}, {'start': '239.080', 'end': '244.400', 'text': 'repair, who produce technicians who make\nthis country work because we need 300,000 a'}, {'start': '244.400', 'end': '249.480', 'text': "year and we barely produce 100,000. And you know what\ndeveloped countries do? They don't fill their"}, {'start': '249.480', 'end': '254.280', 'text': 'universities with thousands of future opinion makers\nlike the one speaking to you, but rather they train technicians.'}, {'start': '254.280', 'end': '261.280', 'text': 'In China, 43% of young people opt for\ntechnical careers, in the United States, 37%. And you know what'}, {'start': '261.280', 'end': '265.800', 'text': 'their institutes do? They work in the\nreal industries to teach only what the market is'}, {'start': '265.800', 'end': '270.400', 'text': "crying out for and, as a result, when you finish\nstudying you already have a job waiting for you, you don't need to"}, {'start': '270.400', 'end': '274.880', 'text': 'beg for unpaid internships.\nMeanwhile, our beloved Peru, Russia or any other'}, {'start': '274.880', 'end': '279.640', 'text': 'country in Latin America, remains obsessed with the idea that\neveryone should go to university, even though  the'}, {'start': '279.640', 'end': '283.240', 'text': 'country is not prepared to give you that job\neven if there is no industry or technology or'}, {'start': '283.240', 'end': '288.160', 'text': 'innovation to absorb them, they are filled with lawyers,\npsychologists, sociologists, communicators [ __ ] either I'}, {'start': '288.160', 'end': '292.440', 'text': "no longer study communication or\nbusiness administration, they ask for their old lawyer, don't worry,"}, {'start': '292.440', 'end': '300.720', 'text': 'mom today law schools graduate\n2.1 lawyers for every inhabitant of the country look,'}, {'start': '300.720', 'end': '307.440', 'text': 'I am an expert in litigation, they just approved my\nbar if they do this it is already a natural choice'}, {'start': '307.440', 'end': '311.800', 'text': 'and they do not deserve to reproduce and then they complain\nabout why the system does not reward them but the'}, {'start': '311.800', 'end': '319.680', 'text': 'system is not broken it is only designed for\nanother country if you are an artist you must work you will become'}, {'start': '319.680', 'end': '328.240', 'text': 'poor if you do not have to work it is that you have to\nstep down to earth we are not Germany we are not the'}, {'start': '328.240', 'end': '333.520', 'text': 'United States we are not France we are very far\nfrom being here in Peru for example any country in'}, {'start': '333.520', 'end': '337.880', 'text': 'Latin America we are closer to making\na combination of Bangladesh with Mexico or'}, {'start': '337.880', 'end': '342.120', 'text': 'some chapter of La Rosa Guadalupe full of\nviolence  family so please let'}, {'start': '342.120', 'end': '347.720', 'text': 'go of that mental handicap there is nothing wrong with\nstudying a technical career you are even worth'}, {'start': '347.720', 'end': '351.200', 'text': 'much more than any idiot who studies\ncompany room because you'}, {'start': '351.200', 'end': '355.960', 'text': "are really doing your homeland you are developing your country\nwhile the other is working at a McDonald's"}, {'start': '355.960', 'end': '359.600', 'text': "so if you are looking for what to study don't\nbreak your head solving"}, {'start': '359.600', 'end': '364.600', 'text': 'six-page integrals that are not going to help you even to\nask for credit study something that has a future something'}, {'start': '364.600', 'end': '368.920', 'text': 'that gives you real tools because while your\nlegs are 5 years studying industrial engineering'}, {'start': '368.920', 'end': '374.960', 'text': 'or administration and then 2 years practicing for free\nyou in just 2 years can already be working and'}, {'start': '374.960', 'end': '380.480', 'text': 'with a couple of specializations in 3 years you\ncan already be paying for your apartment your car and your life'}, {'start': '380.480', 'end': '386.240', 'text': 'and so maybe just maybe that skinny girl with 1000\nInstagram followers that you like crawling'}, {'start': '386.240', 'end': '391.080', 'text': "every day you like her posts\nbut who doesn't respond to you will finally respond"}, {'start': '391.080', 'end': '395.960', 'text': "but she won't do it to your face because  she will continue to be\nspoiled if she doesn't because now you will have a car, a"}, {'start': '395.960', 'end': '401.040', 'text': "house and a future. Well now let's get to the point, I'm not going\nto flower it anymore, I'm not going to continue being debauched."}, {'start': '401.040', 'end': '405.480', 'text': "Here on YouTube, let's go with the top six of\nthe best careers because while some will"}, {'start': '405.480', 'end': '410.200', 'text': 'be crying because they took away the job, you will\nbe programming all that. Look, come in, come in, here is'}, {'start': '410.200', 'end': '418.520', 'text': 'the boy who worked the most this year. Wow,\nwow, congratulations robots, career number six, technician'}, {'start': '418.520', 'end': '423.360', 'text': 'in nursing and geriatrics, my friends, there is something that will\nnever be lacking in the world, old people about to'}, {'start': '423.360', 'end': '428.080', 'text': 'throw up their hands and as I told you before, the\ndemographic winter is causing there to be more grandparents than'}, {'start': '428.080', 'end': '433.000', 'text': 'babies, especially in Europe, Japan, and Korea. There are\nno longer children born there, but the elderly are more abundant than'}, {'start': '433.000', 'end': '437.800', 'text': 'the combined leaders who sell you\npyramid scams. As a result, millions'}, {'start': '437.800', 'end': '443.360', 'text': 'of nurses and geriatric caregivers are needed for\nthe next few years, according to the WHO, for the  In 2030,'}, {'start': '443.360', 'end': '449.200', 'text': 'more than 36 million professionals will be needed\nin this field, and if you do your research, you could'}, {'start': '449.200', 'end': '454.200', 'text': 'go to Germany or Switzerland to take care of some racist old man\nwho will look at you with contempt but will pay you'}, {'start': '454.200', 'end': '460.520', 'text': '$6,000 a month. Yes, just as you heard, he will treat you\nrudely but he will fill your bill. I don’t know about you, but for'}, {'start': '460.520', 'end': '465.120', 'text': 'me it’s a fair trade, Machiavellian would say.\nAfter all, what’s the difference with your arrogant'}, {'start': '465.120', 'end': '471.200', 'text': 'boss, nepobaby? Don’t even remind me of my schedule for tomorrow.\n9:00 a.m. Walk around the corporation. Fire someone at'}, {'start': '471.200', 'end': '477.080', 'text': 'random to maintain the hierarchy. 11:00 a.m. Call\nhuman resources to remind them that they are not'}, {'start': '477.080', 'end': '483.000', 'text': 'there to help employees but to protect\nthe company. 1:00 p.m. Release a statement saying'}, {'start': '483.000', 'end': '488.920', 'text': 'that the company is like a family while\ncutting benefits. 3:00 p.m. Meeting with lawyers'}, {'start': '488.920', 'end': '495.440', 'text': 'to justify 22 unjustified layoffs.\n5:59 p.m. Send last minute emails to'}, {'start': '495.440', 'end': '500.920', 'text': 'that employees have to stay past\ntheir 10 pm departure time meditation listening to the'}, {'start': '500.920', 'end': '505.440', 'text': "chavelos ah excellent day and well if you don't want to\ngo abroad don't worry in Latin America"}, {'start': '505.440', 'end': '509.200', 'text': 'demand is also growing because here we\nare also filling up with grandparents only'}, {'start': '509.200', 'end': '514.280', 'text': 'a little poorer and yes more and\nmore nursing technicians are needed for clinics'}, {'start': '514.280', 'end': '518.600', 'text': 'geriatric centers and hospitals yes it is not\na career for lazy or cowards you have to'}, {'start': '518.600', 'end': '526.640', 'text': 'have vocation character and a strong stomach for\nwhen the grandfather you already know what he can do'}, {'start': '529.800', 'end': '534.120', 'text': 'but I assure you silly this career has\nfuture work and the blessing of aging'}, {'start': '534.120', 'end': '539.560', 'text': 'worldwide career number five renewable energy technician\ntell me the truth do you want to save the'}, {'start': '539.560', 'end': '544.320', 'text': "planet no well in this case don't mind\nthis career has something that will matter to you"}, {'start': '544.320', 'end': '549.240', 'text': 'and it especially needs good guidance\nrenewable energies like solar wind'}, {'start': '549.240', 'end': '554.080', 'text': 'even hydrogen are exploding\nbecause of climate change wars and because'}, {'start': '554.080', 'end': '558.320', 'text': 'nobody wants to depend on it  from Russian oil and as\nyou can imagine our banana-producing countries like'}, {'start': '558.320', 'end': '562.960', 'text': "Peru, are going to have to learn to produce\ntheir own energy, yes or yes, it's no longer about being"}, {'start': '562.960', 'end': '566.080', 'text': 'eco-friendly to hook up with a skinny girl without a dad from\nyour faculty of social sciences [Applause] [Music]'}, {'start': '566.080', 'end': '581.120', 'text': "it's about surviving, that's where\nyou, Guahuita, with technical knowledge you can"}, {'start': '581.120', 'end': '586.720', 'text': 'install solar panels, wind turbines and\nenergy efficiency systems. Furthermore, this'}, {'start': '586.720', 'end': '591.160', 'text': "career is ideal if you're not afraid of getting your\nhands dirty and working under the sun and you don't need to"}, {'start': '591.160', 'end': '595.520', 'text': 'eat a complete 5-year engineering degree with\nquantum physics, just a specialized technician'}, {'start': '595.520', 'end': '599.600', 'text': 'with good command of tools, electricity\nsystems, for example, only in Peru the demand for'}, {'start': '599.600', 'end': '605.400', 'text': 'renewable energy technicians is going to increase\ndue to projects on the coast since in itself our'}, {'start': '605.400', 'end': '611.320', 'text': 'capital, which looks like Bacak, I mean Limistan, is a\nhorrible sandy area that looks like Syria, so the'}, {'start': '611.320', 'end': '616.080', 'text': 'water desalination business will be the\nnew rage and if you go abroad to countries like  Chile'}, {'start': '616.080', 'end': '620.600', 'text': "Canada or Spain the salaries are also quite\ndecent so if you don't have burned neurons"}, {'start': '620.600', 'end': '625.520', 'text': "because of tiktok and if you don't get anxious about\ngetting your hands dirty this career is your salvation"}, {'start': '625.520', 'end': '630.640', 'text': 'we continue with the careers of the future prince\nwhy are you studying heavy machinery to'}, {'start': '630.640', 'end': '635.720', 'text': 'grab my wife oh prince why are you studying heavy machinery\nto support'}, {'start': '635.720', 'end': '640.080', 'text': "my wife's ladles oh princess\nwhy are you studying heavy machinery to"}, {'start': '640.080', 'end': '646.200', 'text': 'handle the lever well hey handyman career number\nfour automation and robotics technician now'}, {'start': '646.200', 'end': '650.280', 'text': 'yes my antisocial babies otacus of room\nwith the smell of chlorine that embarrass their old people'}, {'start': '650.280', 'end': '655.040', 'text': 'when visitors arrive this is your opportunity to\nshine because yes machines are replacing'}, {'start': '655.040', 'end': '660.240', 'text': 'humans but someone has to design them\nassemble them and maintain them that someone could be you or'}, {'start': '660.240', 'end': '666.200', 'text': 'me ahita malnourished automation is already\neverywhere factories agriculture mining warehouses'}, {'start': '666.200', 'end': '671.600', 'text': 'make hospitals companies like tesla  Amazon Google\nand any country with a labor shortage'}, {'start': '671.600', 'end': '676.720', 'text': 'are investing billions in robots it is\nestimated that 60% of manual jobs will be'}, {'start': '676.720', 'end': '682.880', 'text': 'automated by 2030 and that means that\nmore robotics technicians will be needed like'}, {'start': '682.880', 'end': '687.600', 'text': 'hotcakes and eye it is not necessary to be the next\nElon Mask but with a technical career'}, {'start': '687.600', 'end': '692.520', 'text': 'in automation you can work in\nkey industries from mining energy through'}, {'start': '692.520', 'end': '697.280', 'text': 'logistics or food production plants. Furthermore, you do not\nneed to talk much the machines do not ask you to'}, {'start': '697.280', 'end': '701.440', 'text': 'ask them how they are emotionally so\nthis is perfect for guahüas with zero'}, {'start': '701.440', 'end': '706.680', 'text': 'social skills and zero female contact and\nif you learn PLC sensors programming'}, {'start': '706.680', 'end': '712.840', 'text': 'robotic arms and industrial systems you can earn\nmore than $ 100,000 a year in developed countries'}, {'start': '712.840', 'end': '717.520', 'text': 'because yes, maybe at school they discriminated against you\nby making you dress up as a tree every year in'}, {'start': '717.520', 'end': '722.160', 'text': 'Christmas performances but now it is your\ntime to take revenge because as an'}, {'start': '722.160', 'end': '727.680', 'text': 'automation technician you will be able to repair and handle  all\nthose robots that are going to take jobs from those'}, {'start': '727.680', 'end': '733.160', 'text': "mongols who made fun of you, yes, dude, it\n's your time to make fun of all those idiots who,"}, {'start': '733.160', 'end': '737.960', 'text': 'by going to university and studying law,\nthought they were better than you, all to discover that'}, {'start': '737.960', 'end': '742.200', 'text': 'just like them there are a million more idiots who\nalso want to study law, all because in the'}, {'start': '742.200', 'end': '748.360', 'text': "end they end up competing for a single little position\nin a bad notary's office, they have to compete with"}, {'start': '748.360', 'end': '754.840', 'text': 'hundreds and thousands of others. career number three\ncybersecurity technician. Damn, do you remember when they'}, {'start': '754.840', 'end': '760.680', 'text': 'stole your club penguin account or your\nhotmail email with password 1 2 3 4 5 6 well now'}, {'start': '760.680', 'end': '765.800', 'text': "things are worse today they don't just steal memes or\nstickers, they can steal your identity, walk around your"}, {'start': '765.800', 'end': '770.600', 'text': 'bank account, introduce viruses or your company and the\nworst thing is, leave you naked digitally while'}, {'start': '770.600', 'end': '775.200', 'text': "you continue fighting with the pirated antivirus\nfrom 2011 that's why cybersecurity is one of the"}, {'start': '775.200', 'end': '780.240', 'text': "most urgent and best paid careers on the\nplanet and I'm not exaggerating millions of"}, {'start': '780.240', 'end': '786.160', 'text': 'professionals capable of protecting servers networks\nplatforms companies banks and governments are needed you can'}, {'start': '786.160', 'end': '791.200', 'text': 'be the next one to stop the next cyber attack\nby the antisocial huita of the b army and the best thing is'}, {'start': '791.200', 'end': '795.840', 'text': "that you don't need to be a nasa engineer or have\nmany contacts with a solid technical career and"}, {'start': '795.840', 'end': '801.040', 'text': 'specializing in operating systems networks\nfirewall and protocols you can already have a'}, {'start': '801.040', 'end': '806.240', 'text': 'guaranteed job in technology companies security\nhealth defense and banking and if it comes back you can earn'}, {'start': '806.240', 'end': '811.480', 'text': 'in euros dollars bitcoins or whatever is used when\nthe economy explodes because seriously hackers'}, {'start': '811.480', 'end': '816.360', 'text': "don't rest and someone has to have the courage to\ndefend the world's data and who will that"}, {'start': '816.360', 'end': '822.680', 'text': 'someone be you water with your dusty laptop and your\ngreasy mousepad smelling of chlorine with your'}, {'start': '822.680', 'end': '827.600', 'text': 'antisocial soul welcome to the dark side but with a\ngood salary career number two technician in big'}, {'start': '827.600', 'end': '832.520', 'text': 'data and data analysis you already know\nthe phrase data is the new oil but if nobody'}, {'start': '832.520', 'end': '837.560', 'text': 'organize or interpret it is just a pool of\nmeaningless excel today everything generates data the banks'}, {'start': '837.560', 'end': '842.000', 'text': 'the supermarkets the governments your refrigerator\nand even you too that you spend your time talqueando to'}, {'start': '842.000', 'end': '848.760', 'text': "your ex who doesn't pay attention to you anymore how do you feel with\nonly one horn do you want me to put it back on you"}, {'start': '848.760', 'end': '855.520', 'text': "friend no thanks what stupid things did you do but very\nfew know what to do with so much information that's"}, {'start': '855.520', 'end': '860.560', 'text': 'where you come in my guahüita statistician malnourished\nand haggard from playing dota and eating friends a'}, {'start': '860.560', 'end': '865.920', 'text': 'big data technician analyzes information so that\ncompanies make better decisions how to save'}, {'start': '865.920', 'end': '871.320', 'text': 'money what products to launch how to detect fraud\nor even when they are going to go bankrupt with tools'}, {'start': '871.320', 'end': '877.960', 'text': 'like python scale power b or r studio you can read\nthe future of a company better than any witch'}, {'start': '877.960', 'end': '883.360', 'text': 'from downtown lima because yes you can do it from his\nalluring room full of the smell of failure while'}, {'start': '883.360', 'end': '888.440', 'text': 'you work for a startup in canada a consulting firm\nin mexico or a crypto company in dubai'}, {'start': '888.440', 'end': '893.560', 'text': "The best thing is that you don't need 5 years of university\nfor this you just need to know how to think use tools"}, {'start': '893.560', 'end': '897.920', 'text': "and have the desire to do things well, in other words, be\nthe technical guide who didn't study out of vocation"}, {'start': '897.920', 'end': '903.960', 'text': 'but out of strategic intelligence and the manual\nof [ __ ] do you want to be useful and make a name for yourself in the world'}, {'start': '903.960', 'end': '909.240', 'text': 'well study and understand big data because\ninstead of your idiot friends who were'}, {'start': '909.240', 'end': '914.400', 'text': 'law and spend their time interpreting\nabstract nonsense like the constitution you my'}, {'start': '914.400', 'end': '919.920', 'text': 'guahuita are going to be interpreting graphic data\nall out of your mentality from the manual of'}, {'start': '919.920', 'end': '926.720', 'text': '[ __ ] only then will you finally please stop\ndisappointing your old lady and you will have at least a'}, {'start': '926.720', 'end': '931.640', 'text': 'hope of being able to reproduce career number\none technician in artificial intelligence and machine'}, {'start': '931.640', 'end': '936.400', 'text': 'learning and we arrived my fools the holy grail\nof technical careers of the future which is not'}, {'start': '936.400', 'end': '940.760', 'text': 'only more in demand but can also\nmake you earn dollars without having set foot in a'}, {'start': '940.760', 'end': '946.200', 'text': 'university in your life today ai is not  Science\nfiction is on YouTube, in self-driving cars,'}, {'start': '946.200', 'end': '951.320', 'text': 'in your appedir, chifa, and even in the algorithms that\ndecide which girl is going to reject you on Tinder. The'}, {'start': '951.320', 'end': '955.920', 'text': 'largest companies in the world, Google, Tesla,\nAmazon, Meta, are desperate for technicians'}, {'start': '955.920', 'end': '960.800', 'text': "who know how to program, train models, and optimize\nalgorithms. The best part is that you don't need to be a"}, {'start': '960.800', 'end': '965.200', 'text': 'qualified engineer. Many companies hire people\nwho have taken courses, certifications, and'}, {'start': '965.200', 'end': '970.680', 'text': 'technical diplomas with a practical approach. And your salaries, daddy, hold on.\nIn the United States, an AI specialist'}, {'start': '970.680', 'end': '976.320', 'text': 'can earn between $100,000 and $150,000 a year, yes,\nand with that, you will finally be able to buy your apartment, your'}, {'start': '976.320', 'end': '980.960', 'text': "motorcycle, and you will even hire Marina Gold to\nliven up your birthday. You, who before didn't"}, {'start': '980.960', 'end': '985.720', 'text': 'even know how to put formulas in Excel, will now know what to\nsay to a machine, how to think, programming'}, {'start': '985.720', 'end': '990.160', 'text': 'systems that predict human behavior,\nwhile you barely understand the hints of'}, {'start': '990.160', 'end': '995.320', 'text': 'the unattainable skinny girl.  if you combine ai with\ncybersecurity, automation with'}, {'start': '995.320', 'end': '1000.400', 'text': 'data analysis, you become a labor bomb, more valuable than\nwater in noroya and more valued than the dollar in a'}, {'start': '1000.400', 'end': '1005.920', 'text': 'crisis, this is the number one career because it\nhas everything, future money, global employability,'}, {'start': '1005.920', 'end': '1010.240', 'text': "and possibilities to undertake, so it's overwhelming,\nif you don't want to be replaced by robots,"}, {'start': '1010.240', 'end': '1014.800', 'text': 'become the one who programs them, so\nthank you very much, my eggs, for watching this video, so'}, {'start': '1014.800', 'end': '1019.520', 'text': 'pray a lot for me because they might cool me down in\nthese days, although you may not believe it, the video'}, {'start': '1019.520', 'end': '1024.360', 'text': 'that I took out of the chancellery has now reached\ncongress and there will be a trial there and very'}, {'start': '1024.360', 'end': '1027.360', 'text': 'likely I will have to be reprimanding\nthere in the chancellery and very likely that'}, {'start': '1027.360', 'end': '1031.880', 'text': "day will not happen because they might cool me down, I don't\nknow, you don't know, I'm not going to judge anyone like that,"}, {'start': '1031.880', 'end': '1035.320', 'text': 'pray for me and keep watching clash of power\nbecause suddenly their program is going to end soon'}, {'start': '1035.320', 'end': '1035.804', 'text': '[Music]'}]