An Egg Movie (2006) [Una Película De Huevos] - English Subtitled - Version 2.0
Meteorite Entertainment
[{'start': '47.512', 'end': '51.251', 'text': 'AN EGG MOVIE DIRECTED BY GABRIEL RIVA PALACIO AND RODOLFO RIVA PALACIO LITTLE TEJERINGO POPULATION 85 CHICKENS, 5 DONKEYS, 8 BUDS Your name is Toto. You\'re going to be a Great Chicken. Mom! Mom! You just punched your ticket, Maestro! - Toto! - Mom! Where are they taking me?! Son! Don\'t let anything happen to you! Remember that you\'ll be a Great Chicken! That\'s the first son you\'ve laid, isn\'t it, sweetie? They always take them from us. There\'s nothing we can do. Just accept it. Remember last month, how I reacted? Of course. You didn\'t eat for two days. My, what rage! Surely, it\'s been a while since she\'s been laid. Oh, it\'s not that, sweetie. Trust me. Wow, someone\'s overreacting! Of course, you had to chase the truck. You\'re definitely over-exaggerat- - Where are they taking us? - To a place no one comes back from, my friend. But I have to become a Great Chicken! Get used to becoming a scrambled egg breakfast. They say you can barely feel the oil. It\'s the best way to go. Because getting hard-boiled is a slow death. They say when they make a hole in your bottom and your egg gushes out, it feels wonderful. Well, that\'s just me. No! We shouldn\'t have to suffer! We have to get out of here! No! Sit down right now! Loyal customer, a reminder that it\'s cheaper to buy a carton of eggs and get a second one for fifty percent off. Let\'s go! Let\'s go! Let\'s go! So this dude came in here with his sister, right? The other day, I was telling you- What? Did you lose an egg, kid? Don\'t worry. Humans can\'t see or hear us. To them, we\'re just simply eggs. Looks like you\'re about to erupt up there, kid! Hey, what\'s going on?! Aww, one broke. My, what love handles! I\'m gonna recommend a great diet to you. Please be careful! Please be careful! Hey, up there! You\'re squishing my huevos! Hey, newbies! Get down from there! Make room! Very good. Tonight\'s the night we escape. The brothers, Gogo and Fefe, will be supervising the knife. Sir, yes, Sir! - Clara, you\'re in charge of the wire. - Sir, yes, SIIIIIIR!!!!!! Remember, we have to do this with exact timing and precision! - Hey, what are they doing? - We\'re going to escape. - Escape from what? - What do you mean, from what? - How old are you? - Three days old. Only three? You\'re just a kid. That\'s why you don\'t know anything. Three days. Three days. - How old are you? - Me? I\'m four days old! Oh, big difference. And what are we escaping from? From what? Oh, a dozen reasons. We all want to escape from the horrors of this kitchen. Look, every day. When the clock strikes 6 AM, the egg nightmare begins! The master of the house goes to work early. But first, he goes to the fridge for some juice... ...and then sucks an egg raw! The worst part of this tragedy is when the whole family comes down! Because they always feast on... eggs! How do you want your eggs, children? Scrambled, Mom! You gonna cook me? You\'d like that, wouldn\'t you? I want a smoothie, Mom! I want two hard-boiled eggs! Come closer, baby. I don\'t bite. Hard. It\'s a real massacre. That awaits us tomorrow. Get it? - Private Willy, get over here! - Tell me, Sir! - We\'re about to- What is that all over you?  - I got thrown up on, Sir! - Oh, well. I suppose it\'s time to commence. - Yes, Sir! - And clean yourself up. - I am the lookout egg. - Sir, we don\'t have an egg runner! - Oh, right. Our last guy got it yesterday. Take me. Jeez, these new eggs aren\'t exactly heavy duty. Sir, what about that one? Son, would you do us the honor of being our new egg runner? Uhh, no. No, thank you. I\'m glad you\'ve accepted. I congratulate you. What is your name? - What is your name? - Oh, uh, excuse me. - Cheeks. Much obliged, Cheeks. - No, that\'s not my- This is Cheeks, our new egg runner! Good luck, soldier. To your places! - Where\'s mine? - Right there\'s fine, Cheeks! - Hey, Willy! I\'m the new egg runner! - Yeah, I know! - What do I have to do? - Run. - Run? - Like you\'re being chased. - Chased? By what?  - By that. - Private Willy, status report! - Coast is clear, Sir! - Ready, Cheeks? - No, no, no, no, no! - Now! - No, no! Not me! I don\'t know what to do! Private! Lead the cat out of the kitchen. That is an order! Do as your told, soldier! Go, go, go! Here he comes! - That\'s it, Toto! - What do I do? What do I do? He\'s coming back! Think happy thoughts! Think happy thoughts! That\'s how it\'s done, egg! Now\'s our chance now that Cheeks has led the cat out of the kitchen! - Private Willy! Keep your eyes wide open! - Sir! Yes, Sir! Hurry, Private! Hurry! - I don\'t want to be a hard-boiled egg! - I don\'t want to be a hard-boiled egg! - Nor over-easy or scrambled, I beg! - Nor over-easy or scrambled, I beg! - I\'d rather spoil over time! - I\'d rather spoil over time! - Or in flour, I\'ll happily climb! - Or in flour, I\'ll happily climb! With strength, eggs! - Clara, the wire! - It\'s coming, Sir! Come on, Toto. Quiet, kid. Hurry and grab onto this! Thanks. Who are you? I am Huevay the Second. A chocolate egg from last Easter that no one ever found. - I\'m Toto. - Nice to meet you. So how do we get away from the cat? How should I know, kid? Why do you think I\'ve been here for almost a year? - There\'s got to be a way. - Well, don\'t worry. We\'re safe and sound here. Holy Copacabana! Hurry, kid! Next! Private Willy, get down from there! - Is he gone? - I don\'t know. - Well, check. - You check. - You first. - Alright, we\'ll check together! Hey! Time and place, man! Run! Run! - Hey, wait!  - Toto! I thought you were cat food! Nope. It\'ll take way more to defeat this chicken. Alright, then. Huevay the Second, here to wish you farewell and good LUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! - After you. - No, no. You first. - Oh, please. You\'re the egg runner. - But you are the lookout egg. Aren\'t you ashamed of the disaster you caused in the living room? And you ate all of the eggs! Now I only have two left for tomorrow\'s breakfast. We can\'t leave them behind! But we can\'t do anything now! We have to keep going! It looks like it\'s going to rain. The sky is getting darker. - But- - Clara, we need to find shelter ASAP! We can\'t risk anyone else! We\'ll come back for Willy and Cheeks later! They left me! Ungrateful eggs! Me, the lookout egg! Who will look out for us now?! Who?! Stupid cat! It\'s all your fault! Willy, stop making so much noise. I\'m thinking. You\'ve been up all night complaining. I don\'t know if you haven\'t realized we\'re about to become smoothies for those little fatties! - Not me. - Oh, excuse me, Mr. Chicken. But how do you expect to get out of here? - I\'m on it. - I\'m on it, he says. I\'m on it. I\'m so smart and I\'m gonna figure something those other eggs couldn\'t! I\'m on it. Hey, where you going? - Away from here. - You\'re abandoning me! Why do all the other eggs ditch me?! Why?! Gee, I wonder why. You\'ve hurt me in the softest part of my yolk. Hey, you can\'t leave! No? I just did. - Then I\'m going with you!  - Absolutely not! Every egg has their own path. But two eggs are better than one! You\'re like my right huevo! So long! And do you have any idea where you\'re going? - A farm. - Yes, yes. Of course. But do you know which one? I ask because we certainly don\'t have a lot of time before we spoil. I don\'t know. One wrong turn in this big city could turn into... days, weeks... Do you know? The Big Chicken Farms, where all the best chickens come from. - You know how to get there? - Well, where do you think I\'m from? - Fine. - I\'m sorry? I didn\'t catch that. I said, fine. Let\'s go. Let\'s go? As in, you need me? As in, you\'re glad you met Willy? - As in- - Willy! Alright, alright. I\'m coming. And now presenting, the incomparable... The Incredible Willy! The lookout egg! Listen to that crowd roar! Willy! Willy! From lookout egg to look-out egg! Today is my day and joy is coming your way! Or not. We are almost chickens! Cheep, cheep, cheep! When I am older, I will be a Great Chicken! You\'re the head cat, aren\'t you? Well, bring us a couple of sodas, won\'t you? Willy! No! Breakfast! I hate this house. There\'s never anything! Good morning. There\'s no eggs! - There were two! - Well, they\'re all gone! I\'ll get more today! Unbelievable. A man goes to work all day and all he asks for when he enters the kitchen is a lousy egg! - Is he gone? - Let\'s go. - It\'s mine! - Get away! Give it back! He won\'t give me back my truck! How are we going to get out of here?! Oh, God! The bus is here far too early. Claudia! They\'re here for you! Hurry up! I\'ll put your breakfast in the lunchbox! - The lunchbox! - Hmm? We\'re leaving in the lunchbox! - Mom, I can\'t find my sweater! - It\'s in your closet! - No, it\'s not! - Damn! I\'m coming. Calm down, kids! We have to go now!  Now?! But what about King Kong and Godzilla over there?! We\'re running out of time! They\'re going to take the lunchbox with them! Ay, mama! And how do we get open it?! We need something elastic we can stretch, like a rubber band! Hurry! Careful! This would be a lot easier if we were taller! Hang on tight, Bacon! Don\'t let go! Little Bull! Little Bull! They hard-boiled you! Little Bull! Big Chicken Farms, here come two Great Chickens! Little Bull! LET\'S MOVE FORWARD - Hey, Claudia! Did you do the math homework? - Yes. - Pass me the answers. - No. If you don\'t hand them over, I\'ll toss your lunchbox out the window! - Well, I\'m not giving you anything. - I\'ll do it! - I don\'t care. - Give me the answers! Just do it, you little brat! No. Teacher, he tossed my lunchbox out the window! - Did I break? - No. - Are you sure?! - Yes. What about me? No? I guess the sandwich saved us. Bless these peanut butter and salad sandwiches! Willy, you hear that? This ain\'t your town! Move, animal! Murderer! Move, Turbo! Are you blind?! I\'ll bet you, that was an old lady. You\'re gonna get us killed! Your family is waiting for you! - What do you use the turn signal for?! - Jerk! Wh, wha- what? How many casualties, Private Willy? None, Sir! Congratulations. We\'ll be promoting you to Commander. Not a chance, Sir! I did it because it was my duty, Sir! But if you insist, I\'ll accept, Sir! The important thing is that we\'re all safe! What an adventure! Two eggs and one bacon take on the world! Around the World with Eggs! Willy, Toto, and Bacon against the living dead garbanzos from outer space! - Will you shut up? - Oh, I can\'t tell you anything. - Willy, you have any idea where we are? - In a sailing lunchbox! - In an underground sewer!!! - And? We\'re lost! We\'ll never find the Big Chicken Farms! Well, not with that attitude. Don\'t tell me we\'re going the right way. - Well- - Well, what? - Well, maybe we are! - Maybe? - Willy, you know how to get there, right? - Of course, I know! You told me you knew how to get to those farms. - Of course. - Uh-huh. Well, where are they? - The- The farms? - Yes, the farms. The farms are, uh- well, outside of the city. To where... To where the sun sets! That\'s it! Our destination has always been to where the sun sets! And I won\'t tell you any more! - Fine. - But I won\'t say another word. Well, I hope that\'s true! I’m tired of living like this, yo. I told you. We should move to the other side of the river, yo. But how do we cross, yo? It’s super hard. True, but why stay here? There’s nothing to eat on this side. - Wouldn\'t you like to eat an egg? - That hurts, no? - Well, if you eat it with the shell, yes. - Ah, that makes sense. - You know what I\'m hungry for, Tlacua? - What\'s that, Cuache? - Some eggs and bacon. - That would be nice, yo. Just imagine if fate brought us a plate of two eggs and a strip of bacon. - I don\'t believe in fate. - I- - I\'ll never doubt you ever again! - Nor I you! Now, the important thing is figuring out how we’re going to get out of here. Any ideas? I said, do you have any- - Hey, Tlacua! How are we gonna cook them, yo?  - I know, right, yo?! Let’s eat \'em with strawberry jam, yo! - Apricot jam, then? I\'m kidding. - Ugh. And now, we’re gonna eat eggys and bacon! - Should I add the oil now, yo? - Not until I get the fire started, yo. - Let me know when, yo! - Hey, Bacon. Can you get loose? Not with jam! - Hey, rat!  - I\'m an opossum. - Toss some oil our way! - No, not until my partner tells me. Ah, I understand. He’s your boss. What do you mean, boss? He’s my friend and partner. - And your boss. - I said, no! - Stop talking with the huevos, Cuache! - No, I\'m talking with my mouth. - I meant the ones we\'re going to eat! - Oh, right. - You see how he\'s your boss? - No, he\'s not! Prove it, then. Douse us with the oil. - Tlacua, are you my friend or my boss? - I\'m your friend and partner, dummy! Ah, okay. Good. You see? - I got it going, yo! - That\'s it, buddy! - And the huevos? - What are you talking about? Our food. Oh, they slapped me with the bacon and ran off. Well, then GRAB THE HUEVOS!!! - You telling me as my friend or my boss? - As your friend! Ah, okay. Good. - Hey, what are you doing?! - Well, you told me to- - The ones that are running! - Oh. - I\'m not smelling anything, yo. - Let\'s go. - I can\'t fit, yo! - Well, let me help you, yo! Now I’m stuck, you idiot. Do you have weight problems? Tired of hitting the gym and still ending up much fatter? The new Redu-Tlacua will have you shed off those pounds and much more! Well, let’s keep going. But if you call in the next twenty minutes at 1 (800) REDU-TLACUA… - Willy! - ...you will receive a surprise absolutely free. Willy, Willy! Come quickly! Call now. Hey, Tlacua! Now we don’t have any eggs, right? Ow! That smarts. The map, quick! And here, I thought you didn\'t know where we were going. I’m sorry. I’ll never doubt you ever again. And now, watch closely! I will be performing my act with eggs! Bravo! Bravo! Bellisimo! Bravo! If you do want me, gimme little sugar If you don\'t want me, don\'t lead me on, girl Oh, yeah, wow. Whatever. Did you see how she flew through the air? What an egg! - You didn\'t like it? - No, her! She\'s so brave! Oh yeah. What eggs. All three of them. Big acrobats too. But we should find somewhere to spend the night. Look, there\'s a place! It looks secure. HOUSE OF REPTILES HAPPY EGG FARMS Oh, he was a handsome rooster. I love how dirty a rooster looks! But you\'re a coward! You\'ve never been near one! - Well, I hope there\'s one in this farm. - Oh, I hope so! I can\'t feel my legs anymore! I\'m coming, Toto. Hey! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Anybody home? Oh, sorry. I was just thinking. I was saying it smells in here. Maybe we should find someplace else. No, let\'s just see where this leads to. NOOOO!!! There\'s a light at the end of the tunnel!!! Don\'t look at it! We still have so much to live for! You should at least be thanking me for making the journey a lot more pleasant. And since I know the way, I\'ve been avoiding us from any forms of dang- Run. Well, lookee here! Two juicy, tender, chicken eggs alongside a strip of bacon! What are we going to do with you, I ask myself. It\'s a rhetorical question! - We were just passing. - Yeah, through my stomach! - But we haven\'t done anything. - I hate chicken eggs! - So now you get what\'s coming to you. - Leave them to us, Dad! I am Coco, an egg of crocodile. Leader of the eggs of reptile! And this is Serp, a snake egg so sly! A cheerful viper, so vibrant and high! Then there is Torti, a turtle egg, it’s true! A species of danger in our crew! And here’s Iguano and Lagartijo! We are all part of the Reptile Egg Crew! Coco! Stop singing and tear them apart! Yes, Dad! That\'s exactly what\'s coming now... ...the fight! - This is the part where you push me. - Uhh, sorry? Push me! Push me! You\'re a disgrace to all crocodiles! Oh, yeah? But- but I choreographed all the moves myself! He wants us to beat their shells to a pulp! Exactly. Okay, well, uh... Ready, Reptile Eggs?! Ding! Ding! Ding! - Who is it? - The Reptile Eggs! - Any last requests? - I have one. - I\'m listening. - Let us go. Very well, make way! Let them go! Any last requests, eggs? Tear them to shreds. I think they mean it this time! Anyone know how to fly?  No? No one? You? You neither? Wow! Bravo! Bravisimo! Now, that\'s a show! Wow! That was incredible! - You guys okay? - Yeah, I think so. When I saw you guys passing, I figured you weren\'t from around here. No fresh chicken egg would ever go into the House of Reptiles. - Well, we didn\'t know. - Doesn\'t matter. Come, we must cross. No, no, no, no, no, no! Eggs always go downward. That\'s just nature. Come, don\'t be scared. Go after them! Coco, bring me their shells in pieces! Yes, Dad! I\'ll do just that! Keep going higher! Much higher! I think I\'m going to faint! They\'re not young anymore. How time flies, right? They say little eggs are only borrowed. Right... left... Ri- Ooh, from up here, the humans look like little eggs! - Relax, relax. The key is to not look down. - Well, I just did. Willy, don\'t move so much. - Thanks, Uncle. - A-ha! I see them! After them! I\'m... com... ing... They\'re coming! Hurry! Oh, man. Is that safe to cross? - Iguano! - It\'s what I\'m good for. - Cross. - I\'m going. - Nope, it\'s not safe. - We\'ll cut the rope so they\'ll fall. Of course! Great idea, Serp! - But what do we cut it with? - Bring Torti! Place your hand right here, Iguano! Right where you\'re leaking! Good, now add pressure! No, not that hard, Iguano! - Here\'s Torti! - Ah, very good! - Cut the rope, Torti! - With... plea... su- - Cut the rope! - Cut the rope! Thanks for helping us. I\'m Toto, this is Bacon, and that\'s Willy. I\'m Bibi. - Well, what a beautiful... egg you are, Bibi. - Thank you. If you do want me, gimme little sugar If you don\'t want me, don\'t lead me- Hello! Nice to meet you! - Right, these are my brothers. - My name is Bebe. - And I am Bubi. - Bubi? - Yup. - Your name is Bubi? - Yeah, why? - Bubi, Bubi? - Nope, just one Bubi. - Oh. We have to get going. Those Reptile Eggs won\'t take long in catching up to us. Right. This way. - Allow me. - Thank you. FREAK SHOW PIG WITH DRAGON TAIL. TWO-HEADED SNAKE. ELEPHANT WITH CAT TAIL THE INVISIBLE PIG ROOSTER WITH FOUR WINGS SON OF THE TIGRESS I don\'t get it. Why do those Reptile Eggs want to kill us? Supposedly, a egg\'s best friend is an egg next door. In reality, the one that has the real problem is the older crocodile. They say his girl left him for a rooster. And ever since, all the reptiles hate anything to do with roosters or hens. We\'ll slide down the curtain. Observe. See? It\'s easy! All right! You first. - Here\'s the rope.  - Thanks, Iguano. Tie the rope! Uhh, has everyone removed the little hook from a lightbulb? No more than two eggs per hook, got it? And what are you doing here? We\'re going to the Big Chicken Farms to become chickens. Really? And what do you want to become? A pig? But we need to find somewhere safe to spend the night. We can take them to the Confetti Eggs. Yeah, that\'s fine. So they can be on their way tomorrow. You\'re beautiful! And you, don\'t be shy. You get some too. Let\'s go! One by one! CONFETTI EGGS. BREAK AN EGG ON A FRIEND. Hey, girl! It\'s been a while since you\'ve brought your cute little shell over here! - Hey, Confi. I brought some fresh eggs. - Fresh eggs? Wow, that\'s awesome, my guy! That\'s awesome! Thank Cholesterol, I get to see you guys! Let me wrap my arms around you, brothers! Tighter, tighter, tighter. Hey, how you doing? Hey, you\'re a strange looking egg, my guy! None of us here are fresh or complete. We\'re all filled to the brim with junk, my guys! Look, we all have confetti! - We need to spend the night here. - Sure, come on in! We got a party going! Brothers and sisters! We got some friends here! These eggs are fresh and complete! I\'m Confi because of all the confetti, my guy.  Let me show you some of the guys. That\'s Confi! That\'s Confi! Confi. That there is Confi. That girl there\'s name is Confi. Curly dude\'s name is Confi. And that guy right there is... what\'s his name? - I forgot your name, my guy! - Confi! Confi! Right, sorry! I\'ll remember it this time, my guy! That dude over there is Confi. That girl is Confi. - They all have the same name? - Huh? No, man! That\'s crazy! - Is there anyone here not named Confi? - There\'s uh,... That\'s right, my guy! That\'s awesome!  That\'s awesome! We\'re all named Confi! You\'re a smart egg! Your cholesterol must be through the roof, my guy! Well, come on in! We offer nothing but peace and love! What\'s mine is yours! I\'ll loan you my sister if you want, my guy! Torti! We\'re slowing down over here! I\'ll... catch... up... with... you... shor... tly. - Hey, it\'s nasty down here! - Largatijo, don\'t be a coward. It\'s scary, I tell you. Ugh, you and your persecution complex. Move over. Mommy!!! A three-headed elephant!!! ALCATRAZ FARM It\'s so cold here! You\'re so sensitive! Look at me. I\'ve handled the cold my entire life! I\'m getting "hen-bumps"! Good evening. I\'m looking for my son. An egg named Toto. Have you seen him? What did she say? Sweetie, they\'re imported hens. Not to worry, I speak their language. I was part of an exchange program when I was younger. - Ask them if they\'ve seen my son then! - Alright, alright. They said no, sweetie. She says that all the eggs are packaged and sold in the Great Suburbs. She says if your son escaped, the farthest away he could get to... ...would be the Big Chicken Farms. It\'s the nearest one to the city. But she sees it as rather impossible. AND DOES SHE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE?!!! ASK HER! ASK HER HOW TO GET THERE! Sweetie! Calm down! She says yes. Look at them. With no worries. With no fears of spoiling or breaking. I mean they\'re already filled with confetti but, yeah. You want to fuse with the Absolute! What\'s up is down and this way, that way, my guy! They take you, throw you, and then... ...you\'re one with the universe, my guy! But then you break and you disappear! But life goes on, my guy! Cholesterol is forever! Willy\'s growing very fond of that girl egg. - Look! That\'s the Milky Egg! - And those are the Three Wise Eggs. Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her! Hey, Willy. Are you excited to be going to the farms? - Why don\'t you come with us? - I can\'t. - Why not? - Willy, I\'m past my prime. I\'m not a fresh egg. My shell\'s cracked. You see? I can\'t become a chicken. I\'m always going to be a stuffed egg. I have to talk to Toto. Excuse me. Toto, I have to talk to you. I think that acrobat really impressed you. Yeah. I don\'t know how to get to the Big Chicken Farms. - You don\'t know how?! - No. - We\'re walking aimlessly?! - Aimlessly. Do you know we only have very little time before we spoil?! I\'m sorry. No, you\'re not sorry! No! You just didn\'t want to be left alone! That\'s why you lied to me! Well, it\'s not like I lied to you, lied to you. Oh! You didn\'t lie to me, lie to me?! Yes, I lied to you, lied to you. But I didn\'t "Lie to you, lie to you". - It was a little white one. - Well, it felt like a big fat one!!! I thought we formed a bond of friendship. Friendship? You call that friendship?! That was selfishness. You only care about your own shell! - Toto, where are you going? - Where do you think?! - What you\'re looking for is just a dream! - Dreams the egg live. But you can\'t go out there alone! Why not? I\'ve always been alone. Go with him, Bacon. And take care of him. You want me to stamp your hand so you can come back? I\'m never coming back here! Don\'t follow me, Bacon! I didn\'t ask you to come with me either. I don\'t need anyone, especially not a dumb, raw, good-for-nothing, piece of pork! Coco, we\'ve lost the trail. No! What am I going to tell my dad?! I\'m gonna kill myself. I\'m gonna kill myself! Don\'t hold me back! Don\'t hold me back! I said, don\'t hold me back. Serp! Go on without me! Torti\'s dancing like a Confetti Egg. He is? Oh, no! We\'ve lost him, doctor! No! He\'s saying we should check in the bodega with the Confetti Eggs! He is? Right now? Surely, the chicken eggs we\'re looking for are hiding there! Ha! What are we?! Eggs or lemons?! We\'re Reptile Eggs! Ding! Ding! Ding! - Who is it? - The Reptile Eggs! To the Confetti Eggs!!! If they think I can\'t find those farms, they\'re sadly mistaken. I\'m a Great Chicken! I don\'t need anyone! Who am I kidding? I\'ll never get there. - Hey. How many of you are there? - Uhh, we\'re, uh, eighteen? Alright, one moment. I didn\'t know how to answer him like a friend. Like his right huevo. Don\'t be so hard on yourself. You helped him a lot. You got this far together. But I lied to him, lied to him. I don\'t even know the way. Toto needs to find his own path. And you yours. - I worry he went alone. - That was his choice. I\'m glad you\'re here. Well? Let\'s go. - Uhh, five minutes more, and if not, we\'ll go. - JUST OPEN THE DOOR!!! You scared me! Alright, fine! Break it down then! Willy! Wow, What\'d they get themselves into? We know the chicken eggs are here. Hand them over! Truth, man, truth. You got some bad vibes on you, guy. We can do this the easy way or the hard way! Which one? - The easy way! - Very well! Let\'s all join hands and say five things we don\'t like about each other! - Iguano, I don\'t like your hairdo. - Hey, little guy. Where are your hands? NO!!! THE HARD WAY!!! Let\'s do this the hard way, then! "REINCARNATION IS POSSIBLE" BY BRIAN MAIZE - Sorry. - May Cholesterol be with them. I swear, I barely touched them! - You okay? - Yes, I\'m okay. Where are the rest? Wait! Don\'t hurt them. - We\'re right here. - And the other egg? The bacon? - They\'re gone! - I don\'t believe you! It\'s true. They just left the fair a few moments ago. Well, with them, I\'ll have enough so my Dad can leave me alone! Now get them out of here! Remember! He who kills by the egg, dies by the egg! - Coco, you can\'t do this. - No? Why not? You can\'t let yourself be consumed by hatred that isn\'t yours! Your father may have his reasons for hating chicken eggs, but you\'re different from him! Don\'t let his past affect you! Honestly, I didn\'t get any of that. Let\'s take our places! This is the first First Call! - So long! - What horrid teeth! You two will be my uncle\'s breakfast! Until then, I hope you enjoy the show! - How long till the fair opens? - In about ten hours, Iguano. - And we\'re gonna stay here? - Of course. - Why? - Nothing, I was just asking. BIG CHICKEN FARMS Hey you, I\'m lost! How do I get to the highway? - Just keep going straight! - Alright. Do you have change for a big bill? - Let\'s see, let me see. - Hey, Bacon! Over here! Come on, climb up! What\'s wrong? I don\'t understand. Four words? This is the first. Uhh... You\'re pregnant? Talking? Talker? Private? In love? A talkative Private in love? Ohh, Willy! The fourth word! Dead? In danger? Willy Is In Danger? I don\'t care! Let him deal with it! He was selfish! He always looked out for himself! Now I\'m looking out for myself! - Here, I\'ll give you the map! - Thanks, friend! You saved my life! If you stay there standing, we\'ll never get there in time! Hey, Bacon! Alright, off. Down. Bacon, Bacon. SIT!!! I can\'t get loose! Don\'t worry! I heard the fair won\'t be open until ten! Okay, it\'s ten now. It\'s time! Wake up, everyone! My cousin\'s a suitcase. The show! The third Third Call! We begin! Let\'s go without them noticing us. Hey, don\'t you think the cart will crush them? - Well, duh! That\'s the whole point! No. You got something under your sleeve, don\'t you, Serp? I know you. I\'m positive you have a little surprise ready for me, right?! I love surprises! Bibi, I have to tell you something. I\'ve never told this to anyone before. I have two yolks! - Where are you going? - Move, Serp! It\'s over, chicken. Finish them. - Little guy! - Confi? I found some friends of yours! If the eggs don\'t go to the mountain, the mountain will fall right on top of them. - Oh, sweet mother! - Maintain the line! - Hey, move over a bit. - Eggs, attack!!!!! This dance is called "The Eggplant"! Come on, Bacon! We have to get through! Hey! Can we get on the "Crazy Mouse"? Yeah, sure. - This is it! - Willy, you\'re the best egg I\'ve ever met! And you\'re the best egg I\'ve ever had! We can\'t get to Bibi and Willy! We have to stop the ride! Here comes "Iguano Power"! - Hey. - Stop it. Keep still. Clumsy, clumsy, wrong. Bad, very bad. Even worse. Hey, ref! That\'s illegal! Power shield. I\'m protected, I\'m protected, I\'m protected. Watch yourself! And that was "Bacon Power"! Now, let\'s stop that ride! Calm down! We shall die with honor! I know what to do! But we\'re gonna need help! - Hey, Toto! - Bring that piece of wood! Quickly! Ay Mama! Here it comes! Goodbye, Willy. - Ready? - Yes. THE UFOS ARE INVADING!!! RUN!!! HOUSE OF REPTILES - Ahh! A crocodile! - Ahh! A child! Brilliant! That was spectacular! Bravo! - Are you dead yet, Bibi? - No. You? No! - Hey. - Toto! You didn\'t leave! I lied, lied, lied to you. Get over here! I\'m going to kiss you too! No, I\'ll throw up! You can\'t leave! You\'re the guest of honor! Very good, soldiers. Great battle. Major General! - Private. - Willy, Cheeks! Thanks for helping us, General. You think we\'d abandon you after all you\'ve done for us? Hey! We caught a snake! Damn, I woke myself up! Who is the producer of this wonderful show? - Serp? - No! You! You look like you have the face of a sleepless theater director! - Excuse me? - Maestro! Allow me to congratulate you! I am an actor and director! I have helmed projects like The Omelette of the Opera, Egg Side Story, Little Orphan Eggie. Please tell me you have a place for me in your Company! Tell me! I won\'t take no for an answer. Well, we don\'t really have a massive egg like you in our Company. Really?! Thank you! Thank you very much! - Your name? - Coco, Sir! Coco. Welcome, Cape Socorro. And what are you going to tell your father? I don\'t know what I\'m going to tell my dad! That I\'m different! That I\'m an actor! That I have my own life! And that I\'ll never be like him! And you know what? I don\'t like your tone! He\'s going, going, going! Gone! Oh, wow! That wasn\'t bad, eh? No. No, it wasn\'t. I congratulate you, Egg Runner! I saw you with that cat and I thought, "This egg is capable of anything!" He\'s got a heck of a chicken inside of him, eh? Bibi! Tell me. Toto came back for me. I failed him once, and... Do what you have to do. Hey, birdie, birdie, birdie! And then I looked up, and I saw a truck, with a drawing of the farms. Hey, Toto! You still want to go?! He\'s not very dangerous! I already tried him! Well, good luck, kid. Hang on tight to your pecker! Fly, bird! Fly! What do you think? When have you ever seen two huevos on a pecker before? - Look, the truck! Follow it! - Toto, look! BIG CHICKEN FARMS The farms... We did it! And then, that bimbo got married! You\'re kidding! To who? To some dreadful rooster! I don\'t believe it! It\'s him! Go, go! Run! Run! I\'m going! I\'m going to-! - What\'s wrong? - Every egg has their own path. This is your dream, not mine. Toto! Don\'t go telling me you\'re chicken. Thank you. I couldn\'t have done it without you. Two eggs are better than one. Two words, Bacon. Thank you. I\'m ready to be a Great Chicken, Mom. Come here! SOME DAYS LATER... He hatched! He hatched! Uhh, cheep? Hit it, eggs! Control yourself. You are what you are... chicken. Well, I\'m still tired of living like this, yo. Wouldn\'t you like another chance for us to eat an egg? Of course, yo. - Well, we should trust in fate, shouldn\'t we? - Once again with that! As if fate were going to throw us an egg just like that! - The egg bit me, yo! - Well, deal with it. - Scene 53A, Take 2! - Action! Cut! Very good! I did it! I did it! I\'m in the movie! Mom! Mom! I\'m an actor! OUT!!! Any last requests, eggs? Tear them to shreds. Ah, mother(BLEEP)er! These piece of (BLEEP) eggs! What? What did I say? I hate sardine eggs! No, sorry. I meant to say \'chicken\', \'chicken\'. Sorry. I said \'sardine\'. Let\'s go again? Sorry. I hate sard- chicken, chicken! Chicken. I hate chicken- Oh, you were filming. Big Chicken Farms! Big Chicken Farms! No, that wasn\'t it. That wasn\'t it. Big Chicken Farms! Big Chicken Farms! It\'s just that Big Chicken Farms is already funny. I just can\'t imagine it. Hang on. Big Chicken Farms! Big Chicken Farms! Big Chicken Farms! Big Chicken Farms! Big Chicken Farms! Let me throw out one more while it\'s hot! Hang on. Places! Ready, actors! - Ready, rats?! - We\'re opossums! Roll, sound! Roll, camera! Scene 55B, Take 3! Action! - What the heck?! - This wasn\'t in the script, yo! Not to worry. You\'re safe, eggs. - And who is that?! - My name is Bond. Egg Bond. - What is he doing?! - No need to thank me. This is a film, you animal! Oh. Dumb egg! Willy Is In Danger? Cut! Print! Nice job, Bacon! Ah, that\'s good. If you need another take, I\'ll be resting in my trailer. Come on, ladies. THE NEXT SCENE WAS CUT FOR OBVIOUS REASONS... Scene 254, Take 1! Your attention please, honorable egg men and women... We would like to make a toast in honor of Toto the chicken. Thank you for allowing us to continue dreaming. To remind us that we all have a chicken inside of us. And to make us see that we all forge our own destiny. Cheers! Alright! Lend me your ears, egg guys and gals! We would like to have ourselves a "drink" on behalf of our beloved chicken, Toto! So good we can keep on dreaming! And I just remembered that we all have a chicken shoved inside of us! And to forge our sight and that we all have the same destiny! Or so, wonder where we\'re all going... - And, cheers! - Cheers! Alright, hang on! Let\'s all drink for this big Toto chicken! Thanks for continuing us to have fun! I\'m getting sleepy and I just remembered that I still have a chicken inside of me... Or is it in the oven or... where is it? I don\'t know where I\'m going! I can\'t see Destiny! Actually, I can\'t see nothing. I\'m seeing like, double. I have a double destiny! I also want to be a big chicken like you! Let\'s hear it for this big Toto chicken! Big Toto Chicken! Big Toto Chicken! Ra-ra-ra! I\'m dreaming with a chicken inside of me! My destiny! My destiny! What is my destiny?! Well, to drink or something like that. Exactly! Let\'s all drink! Cheers! And that every single egg boy and egg girl go straight to h- - CUT!!! CUT!!! - What do you mean, cut?! Don\'t interrupt me!!! OUT! OUT! CUT! YOU\'RE RUINING MY MOVIE!!! TO OUR PARENTS WITH MUCH CARE, WHO ALLOWED US TO FIND OUR VOICE THANKS TO THEIR LOVE AND SUPPORT. TO OUR FAMILY, WHO HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A FOUNTAIN OF INSPIRATION, ESPECIALLY OUR GRANDFATHER SEALTIEL ALATRISTE FOR INDOCTRINATING US TO OUR LOVE OF FILM AND ANIMATION. TO EVERYONE WHO HAS BELIEVED IN US AND WHO SUPPORTED US WITH MUCH CARE IN THEIR OWN TIME. - RODOLFO AND GARIEL NO EGGS WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS MOVIE I\'m... here... Coco? Serp? Hello? ENGLISH TRANSLATION AND SUBTITLES BY ROBERTO ESPINOSA OF METEORITE ENTERTAINMENT'}]