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[{'start': '3.633', 'end': '5.533', 'text': "Oops, I'm most afraid of having my eyesight checked."}, {'start': '5.533', 'end': '7.333', 'text': 'What if it gets worse after all these tests?'}, {'start': '7.333', 'end': '8.500', 'text': "I can't see in the third row."}, {'start': '8.500', 'end': '10.033', 'text': "It's weird to see clearly from so far away."}, {'start': '10.033', 'end': '11.500', 'text': "And if you don't wear glasses, how can you get myopia?"}, {'start': '11.500', 'end': '11.900', 'text': "That's because of me."}, {'start': '11.900', 'end': '13.066', 'text': 'I have over 100 degrees of myopia.'}, {'start': '13.066', 'end': '13.900', 'text': "My mother didn't give me glasses, and she's"}, {'start': '13.900', 'end': '15.033', 'text': "afraid I'll get worse. Dai Yue"}, {'start': '15.700', 'end': '16.666', 'text': 'Gao Doudou, what are you doing? It'}, {'start': '16.866', 'end': '18.233', 'text': "'s on your back. I'll bring it to remind you."}, {'start': '18.266', 'end': '19.700', 'text': 'Okay, later'}, {'start': '20.833', 'end': '21.633', 'text': ','}, {'start': '24.200', 'end': '25.000', 'text': "we'll get"}, {'start': '35.933', 'end': '36.733', 'text': 'better.'}, {'start': '37.133', 'end': '38.433', 'text': 'Oh, what should I do ?'}, {'start': '38.433', 'end': '40.500', 'text': "I'm most afraid of being exposed on Weibo. It's okay"}, {'start': '40.500', 'end': '41.233', 'text': ". It's okay."}, {'start': '41.233', 'end': '42.200', 'text': "I can't fly."}, {'start': '42.833', 'end': '44.800', 'text': 'What are you doing?'}, {'start': '45.466', 'end': '46.233', 'text': "I really can't fly. It"}, {'start': '46.233', 'end': '47.300', 'text': "'s okay. Fly with all your strength."}, {'start': '47.300', 'end': '48.100', 'text': 'Fly with all your strength.'}, {'start': '55.700', 'end': '57.800', 'text': "Good enough, that's enough."}, {'start': '57.800', 'end': '59.300', 'text': "I've already said that I don't know"}, {'start': '59.300', 'end': '60.333', 'text': 'how to blow.'}, {'start': '60.333', 'end': '61.600', 'text': 'What should I do? Oops, what should'}, {'start': '61.600', 'end': '62.733', 'text': "I do? I'm most afraid of injections."}, {'start': '62.733', 'end': '63.800', 'text': 'I have hypoglycemia'}, {'start': '64.133', 'end': '65.866', 'text': 'and I'}, {'start': '65.866', 'end': '66.300', 'text': "'m fine. It doesn't hurt at all"}, {'start': '66.300', 'end': '66.933', 'text': ". It'll be fine."}, {'start': '66.933', 'end': '68.300', 'text': 'Is it a pain like this'}, {'start': '68.300', 'end': '69.400', 'text': 'or a pain like this'}, {'start': '69.400', 'end': '70.600', 'text': "? It's like being bitten by a mosquito."}, {'start': '72.533', 'end': '73.800', 'text': 'Sir, please be gentle. Ah,'}, {'start': '73.800', 'end': '74.866', 'text': 'please be gentle'}, {'start': '75.066', 'end': '75.700', 'text': '. Ouch, no,'}, {'start': '75.700', 'end': '77.133', 'text': 'one of you can help me cover my eyes.'}, {'start': '77.133', 'end': '77.700', 'text': 'It’ll be fine.'}, {'start': '77.700', 'end': '78.400', 'text': 'Who can cover your eyes again'}, {'start': '78.400', 'end': '78.800', 'text': '? It’s really uh'}, {'start': '78.800', 'end': '81.266', 'text': ', what’s wrong'}, {'start': '82.133', 'end': '83.400', 'text': 'with your penis?'}, {'start': '83.633', 'end': '84.666', 'text': 'The doctor said I’m a little hypoglycemic.'}, {'start': '84.666', 'end': '86.400', 'text': 'Let me sit down and drink some sugar water.'}, {'start': '86.400', 'end': '87.600', 'text': 'You guys go back to work first.'}, {'start': '87.600', 'end': '88.700', 'text': 'Then I’ll take you back to work.'}]