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李虎
[{'start': '0.100', 'end': '1.733', 'text': "I'm 26 years old. I have no friends,"}, {'start': '1.733', 'end': '2.500', 'text': 'no parents,'}, {'start': '2.500', 'end': '3.533', 'text': 'no men,'}, {'start': '4.033', 'end': '4.833', 'text': 'no loans'}, {'start': '5.700', 'end': '8.300', 'text': ', no purchases.'}, {'start': '9.033', 'end': '9.833', 'text': "I'm pretending to be a coward"}, {'start': '9.833', 'end': '11.100', 'text': '. You can take off your knot.'}, {'start': '12.300', 'end': '13.466', 'text': "Oh, it's so cold today."}, {'start': '13.466', 'end': '16.133', 'text': 'Oh, no,'}, {'start': '16.133', 'end': '17.133', 'text': 'I know your legs are long,'}, {'start': '17.133', 'end': '19.133', 'text': "but you don't have to step on them to get"}, {'start': '19.133', 'end': '20.866', 'text': 'in the car. Look, the one you stepped on'}, {'start': '21.600', 'end': '23.133', 'text': 'is an electric pedal.'}, {'start': '23.133', 'end': '23.933', 'text': "Didn't you watch"}, {'start': '24.100', 'end': '25.700', 'text': 'the door close before it went back?'}, {'start': '26.200', 'end': '27.866', 'text': 'Open the door and it comes out.'}, {'start': '27.900', 'end': '28.800', 'text': 'Oops, I know'}, {'start': '29.666', 'end': '33.200', 'text': 'what your mother is doing again.'}, {'start': '33.933', 'end': '36.533', 'text': 'Close the door. Ouch'}, {'start': '38.100', 'end': '39.833', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '39.833', 'end': '40.500', 'text': 'Get in the car. Hurry up.'}, {'start': '40.500', 'end': '41.300', 'text': "It's so cold."}, {'start': '41.900', 'end': '44.433', 'text': 'The door is broken.'}, {'start': '45.600', 'end': '49.000', 'text': 'No. Hahaha.'}, {'start': '49.000', 'end': '50.066', 'text': "What's going on? It"}, {'start': '50.066', 'end': '50.933', 'text': "'s okay. Let's go."}, {'start': '54.266', 'end': '55.933', 'text': 'I fell in love with a girl .'}, {'start': '56.000', 'end': '57.900', 'text': 'How come you fell in love with a girl again?'}, {'start': '57.900', 'end': '59.900', 'text': 'Have I never liked a girl?'}, {'start': '59.900', 'end': '61.266', 'text': 'Look, you said that again.'}, {'start': '62.733', 'end': '64.100', 'text': 'What are you doing this time?'}, {'start': '65.066', 'end': '67.600', 'text': 'Well, she is wearing a black suspender. She'}, {'start': '67.933', 'end': '69.533', 'text': 'has long hair'}, {'start': '69.800', 'end': '71.866', 'text': 'and a small hairpin on her head. She has'}, {'start': '72.066', 'end': '73.433', 'text': 'big eyes, double eyelids, and'}, {'start': '73.433', 'end': '74.700', 'text': 'quite thick eyebrows.'}, {'start': '74.733', 'end': '76.833', 'text': 'The main reason is that I like her personality. She'}, {'start': '76.833', 'end': '78.400', 'text': 'is usually carefree.'}, {'start': '78.700', 'end': '80.600', 'text': 'Although she usually scolds me a few times'}, {'start': '80.600', 'end': '82.900', 'text': ', I think she is pretty good.'}, {'start': '82.900', 'end': '84.033', 'text': 'How far has she progressed?'}, {'start': '85.066', 'end': '86.866', 'text': 'I like him,'}, {'start': '86.866', 'end': '88.066', 'text': 'but he doesn’t know.'}, {'start': '88.333', 'end': '88.666', 'text': 'It’s over. But I'}, {'start': '88.666', 'end': '89.266', 'text': 'think'}, {'start': '89.266', 'end': '90.100', 'text': 'he likes me too'}, {'start': '90.100', 'end': '91.266', 'text': 'and I don’t dare to tell him,'}, {'start': '91.533', 'end': '93.466', 'text': 'you old man, why should you be so grindy and'}, {'start': '94.033', 'end': '95.300', 'text': 'do n’t be submissive?'}, {'start': '95.600', 'end': '97.100', 'text': 'If you like him, tell him directly.'}, {'start': '97.433', 'end': '98.466', 'text': 'Can you'}, {'start': '98.600', 'end': '99.733', 'text': 'tell him directly'}, {'start': '100.333', 'end': '102.333', 'text': 'that you say I love'}, {'start': '102.833', 'end': '103.666', 'text': 'you?'}, {'start': '104.500', 'end': '105.300', 'text': 'Try it. Try it.'}, {'start': '107.600', 'end': '108.433', 'text': 'I'}, {'start': '109.600', 'end': '112.066', 'text': 'love'}, {'start': '112.333', 'end': '114.100', 'text': 'you.'}, {'start': '116.666', 'end': '119.300', 'text': 'Say'}, {'start': '120.066', 'end': '121.666', 'text': 'it'}, {'start': '122.500', 'end': '123.833', 'text': 'again'}, {'start': '124.866', 'end': '127.466', 'text': '. You go with me when you go to the toilet.'}, {'start': '127.500', 'end': '129.700', 'text': 'If I do'}, {'start': '133.333', 'end': '135.433', 'text': "n't go with you"}, {'start': '137.200', 'end': '138.800', 'text': ','}, {'start': '138.800', 'end': '140.600', 'text': "you go with me. You don't knock on the door when you go to the toilet. It's not you who poops."}, {'start': '140.600', 'end': '142.400', 'text': "You don't know how to lock the door. This is my own home. How can I lock the door?"}, {'start': '143.733', 'end': '145.500', 'text': 'I really find that you are a bit too casual.'}, {'start': '145.500', 'end': '147.233', 'text': 'You really think this is your own home. All you do'}, {'start': '147.233', 'end': '148.866', 'text': 'is fucking poop every day except eating.'}, {'start': '150.466', 'end': '153.233', 'text': 'Auntie, when will you come to Changchun?'}, {'start': '153.233', 'end': '154.333', 'text': "It's warm today. It's"}, {'start': '154.333', 'end': '156.100', 'text': 'okay, come and take a walk.'}, {'start': '157.300', 'end': '159.266', 'text': "Come on, don't keep using your mother to pressure me."}, {'start': '159.266', 'end': '160.433', 'text': "You're thinking about your mother. I'm very"}, {'start': '160.933', 'end': '162.733', 'text': 'happy. Auntie, the weather and air'}, {'start': '162.733', 'end': '164.266', 'text': 'in that park are pretty good now. Come'}, {'start': '164.266', 'end': '166.266', 'text': "on. I'm hungry for the braised pork you made. I"}, {'start': '166.266', 'end': '166.933', 'text': 'want to eat it'}, {'start': '166.933', 'end': '168.066', 'text': '. Come when.'}, {'start': '168.333', 'end': '170.000', 'text': 'Do you have nothing to do?'}, {'start': '170.000', 'end': '171.633', 'text': 'Can you please close this table'}, {'start': '175.666', 'end': '177.200', 'text': "if I don't give it to you? I asked you"}, {'start': '177.200', 'end': '178.100', 'text': 'to tidy up and'}, {'start': '178.100', 'end': '179.500', 'text': 'tidied it up in a while.'}, {'start': '181.800', 'end': '182.600', 'text': 'Wife, what did you'}, {'start': '183.300', 'end': '184.133', 'text': 'say to me ? Wife'}, {'start': '185.333', 'end': '186.400', 'text': ', let me tidy up the table.'}, {'start': '186.866', 'end': '188.400', 'text': 'No need. Just sit down.'}, {'start': '188.733', 'end': '189.700', 'text': 'Well, I tidy up . I'}, {'start': '191.700', 'end': '193.733', 'text': 'am not tidying up. Can you tidy up next time after dinner'}, {'start': '194.000', 'end': '195.400', 'text': '? I will tidy up now. Wifey,'}, {'start': '198.100', 'end': '199.900', 'text': 'tell me next time after dinner. I will tidy up'}, {'start': '201.800', 'end': '203.333', 'text': 'Liang Jialong. Well'}, {'start': '203.833', 'end': '205.733', 'text': ', can you tidy up your clothes in this house'}, {'start': '205.733', 'end': '206.533', 'text': '? Yes'}, {'start': '208.866', 'end': '210.733', 'text': ', okay? Can I pack it up?'}, {'start': '212.433', 'end': '213.533', 'text': 'Can I pack it up'}, {'start': '213.900', 'end': '215.200', 'text': '? Can'}, {'start': '217.333', 'end': '218.666', 'text': 'I pack it up now? I will pack it up now. Wife,'}, {'start': '223.833', 'end': '225.400', 'text': 'what are you looking for?'}, {'start': '225.400', 'end': '227.400', 'text': 'Have you looked at my newly bought underwear?'}, {'start': '227.400', 'end': '228.400', 'text': 'Where are'}, {'start': '229.666', 'end': '231.000', 'text': 'the black ones? That’s right.'}, {'start': '231.400', 'end': '233.200', 'text': 'That one,'}, {'start': '233.200', 'end': '235.200', 'text': 'uh, the ice silk silk is slippery.'}, {'start': '235.266', 'end': '236.066', 'text': 'I ca n’t find'}, {'start': '236.200', 'end': '237.000', 'text': 'it.'}, {'start': '237.900', 'end': '239.800', 'text': 'Didn’t I look? I'}, {'start': '240.033', 'end': '240.833', 'text': 'didn’t look. I didn’t look'}, {'start': '241.266', 'end': '242.666', 'text': '. I wore'}, {'start': '242.666', 'end': '244.633', 'text': 'your slippery and loose panties'}, {'start': '244.633', 'end': '246.133', 'text': ". You're wearing one"}, {'start': '246.700', 'end': '248.000', 'text': '. What should I wear?'}, {'start': '248.133', 'end': '249.433', 'text': 'Ouch, let me go.'}, {'start': '249.433', 'end': '250.266', 'text': 'What are you'}, {'start': '251.433', 'end': '252.866', 'text': "doing ? It's"}, {'start': '252.933', 'end': '255.866', 'text': "too hard to get used to it. It's fine."}, {'start': '256.266', 'end': '258.233', 'text': 'You just wore it.'}, {'start': '258.233', 'end': '260.333', 'text': "It's stretchy. This one"}, {'start': '262.733', 'end': '263.533', 'text': 'is stretchy'}, {'start': '265.433', 'end': '268.266', 'text': '.\nWait a minute.'}, {'start': '268.266', 'end': '269.666', 'text': 'Oops, my'}, {'start': '269.733', 'end': '274.033', 'text': "mom. Okay, don't cry like a chicken."}, {'start': '274.233', 'end': '275.733', 'text': "Is n't it"}, {'start': '276.066', 'end': '279.400', 'text': 'just a love break? I ’m here to comfort you,'}, {'start': '279.400', 'end': '281.100', 'text': 'I’m not asking you to stimulate me.'}, {'start': '281.466', 'end': '282.266', 'text': 'Let’s talk about it.'}, {'start': '282.800', 'end': '283.800', 'text': 'If we'}, {'start': '286.200', 'end': '287.666', 'text': '’re not together,'}, {'start': '287.666', 'end': '289.633', 'text': 'it’s you who’s crying right now.'}, {'start': '290.300', 'end': '291.233', 'text': 'It’s me'}, {'start': '291.733', 'end': '293.700', 'text': '. I’ll drink with you and'}, {'start': '294.266', 'end': '296.233', 'text': 'I’ll buy some wine.'}, {'start': '299.333', 'end': '300.266', 'text': 'You do it. Haha.'}, {'start': '300.400', 'end': '303.900', 'text': 'Can’t there be some atmosphere when drinking?'}, {'start': '303.900', 'end': '304.700', 'text': 'Can'}, {'start': '305.666', 'end': '307.500', 'text': 'you please tell me some rules in the world?'}, {'start': '307.800', 'end': '309.000', 'text': 'Don’t let go. Can you be'}, {'start': '309.500', 'end': '310.300', 'text': 'like this?'}, {'start': '310.333', 'end': '312.266', 'text': 'There are so many changes in the world. From'}, {'start': '312.266', 'end': '313.666', 'text': 'the WeChat list, just pick'}, {'start': '313.933', 'end': '315.933', 'text': 'which best friend in the photo and add which'}, {'start': '316.400', 'end': '317.600', 'text': 'one. Can you pick three?'}, {'start': '317.866', 'end': '318.900', 'text': "I'm telling you,"}, {'start': '319.000', 'end': '320.033', 'text': 'you old beggar in love,'}, {'start': '320.033', 'end': '321.333', 'text': 'can you stop being so greedy'}, {'start': '321.400', 'end': '323.433', 'text': '? Each of your best friends is better than the other.'}, {'start': '323.633', 'end': '324.600', 'text': 'No matter what you choose,'}, {'start': '324.833', 'end': '325.733', 'text': 'they are better than you.'}, {'start': '327.733', 'end': '330.133', 'text': 'Hum hum, are you here to comfort me'}, {'start': '330.233', 'end': '333.000', 'text': "? I'll take you to eat delicious food. I'll pick it up"}, {'start': '333.633', 'end': '334.800', 'text': 'later. You shake your head,'}, {'start': '335.066', 'end': '335.866', 'text': 'um, no,'}, {'start': '335.866', 'end': '337.000', 'text': "then I'll take you to take a bath"}, {'start': '337.300', 'end': '339.300', 'text': ", there's no need for you."}, {'start': '339.333', 'end': '343.100', 'text': 'Just give me a hug full of love. My best friend drinks too much.'}, {'start': '348.433', 'end': '349.100', 'text': 'Which'}, {'start': '349.100', 'end': '350.066', 'text': 'best friend'}, {'start': '350.066', 'end': '351.000', 'text': 'did you'}, {'start': '351.133', 'end': '353.000', 'text': 'bring to the house ?'}, {'start': '353.000', 'end': '355.266', 'text': 'Haha, why did she have my cell phone number'}, {'start': '356.833', 'end': '359.300', 'text': "? You didn't care what I wanted me to give you that day."}, {'start': '359.300', 'end': '360.866', 'text': "Why didn't he call you first?"}, {'start': '362.200', 'end': '362.900', 'text': "I'm on mute."}, {'start': '362.900', 'end': '363.600', 'text': 'The phone last night,'}, {'start': '363.600', 'end': '364.633', 'text': 'hahaha.'}, {'start': '364.633', 'end': '366.533', 'text': 'As your best friend'}, {'start': '366.533', 'end': '368.100', 'text': '’s best friend’s best boyfriend,'}, {'start': '368.400', 'end': '370.100', 'text': 'should I pick up'}, {'start': '372.666', 'end': '373.933', 'text': 'your boyfriend? Don’t'}, {'start': '374.100', 'end': '375.000', 'text': 'talk nonsense.'}, {'start': '375.133', 'end': '377.833', 'text': 'Well, shouldn’t a male friend pick up?'}, {'start': '378.600', 'end': '380.900', 'text': 'If you want to say that, then you are quite a good person'}, {'start': '380.900', 'end': '382.733', 'text': '. Hahaha, look,'}, {'start': '382.733', 'end': '383.866', 'text': 'you need to have a good figure'}, {'start': '383.866', 'end': '384.500', 'text': ', good looks'}, {'start': '384.500', 'end': '385.400', 'text': ', and wisdom.'}, {'start': '385.400', 'end': '386.800', 'text': 'With such a good person in front of me,'}, {'start': '386.800', 'end': '389.500', 'text': 'why should I go out and mess around with women, right?'}, {'start': '391.500', 'end': '392.300', 'text': 'So'}, {'start': '392.800', 'end': '395.900', 'text': 'what should you say to me now?'}, {'start': '396.633', 'end': '398.233', 'text': "I'm sorry. I wrongly blamed you"}, {'start': '398.433', 'end': '400.100', 'text': ". Hahaha. It doesn't matter."}, {'start': '400.100', 'end': '401.800', 'text': "Then I'll treat you to a drink."}, {'start': '401.800', 'end': '402.400', 'text': "I'll treat you to a drink. I'll"}, {'start': '402.400', 'end': '403.300', 'text': 'treat you to a drink.'}, {'start': '403.800', 'end': '404.600', 'text': 'You can order'}, {'start': '405.800', 'end': '406.833', 'text': "whatever you want. Let's give it a try."}, {'start': '406.833', 'end': '408.633', 'text': "How will you know if you don't try?"}, {'start': '408.933', 'end': '410.266', 'text': 'People and netizens want to see it.'}, {'start': '410.300', 'end': '412.100', 'text': 'Can we shoot a couple scene for seven days?'}, {'start': '412.500', 'end': '415.900', 'text': 'I said ugly things. We can only shoot for seven days.'}, {'start': '415.900', 'end': '417.266', 'text': 'It won’t affect our relationship.'}, {'start': '418.466', 'end': '419.433', 'text': 'Is this the first day?'}, {'start': '419.800', 'end': '420.600', 'text': 'Well,'}, {'start': '421.400', 'end': '422.400', 'text': 'no, what are you doing eating that thing?'}, {'start': '422.400', 'end': '423.200', 'text': 'Isn’t it bad? It’s'}, {'start': '423.200', 'end': '425.100', 'text': 'so good to eat this.'}, {'start': '425.433', 'end': '426.800', 'text': 'Cut a flower in spring.'}, {'start': '428.066', 'end': '430.466', 'text': 'That year, the skirt turned into a shadow and'}, {'start': '430.700', 'end': '432.266', 'text': 'looked forever charming.'}, {'start': '432.300', 'end': '434.633', 'text': 'Just after dinner, why did you keep staring at Jia’s thighs?'}, {'start': '434.700', 'end': '436.100', 'text': "My name is Xin I'll reward"}, {'start': '436.100', 'end': '436.866', 'text': 'you.'}, {'start': '436.866', 'end': '437.500', 'text': 'You just want to get'}, {'start': '437.500', 'end': '438.433', 'text': 'her body.'}, {'start': '439.066', 'end': '441.300', 'text': "A man wants to get a woman's body."}, {'start': '441.333', 'end': '442.733', 'text': 'In fact, he only wants to get her body.'}, {'start': '442.733', 'end': '444.066', 'text': 'There is only one situation.'}, {'start': '444.733', 'end': '447.433', 'text': 'This woman has only an empty body.'}, {'start': '448.000', 'end': '449.266', 'text': 'She has no soul,'}, {'start': '449.933', 'end': '451.433', 'text': 'so I can only get his body.'}, {'start': '452.900', 'end': '455.200', 'text': 'But you are different.'}, {'start': '455.666', 'end': '456.733', 'text': 'You have a soul.'}, {'start': '457.533', 'end': '459.533', 'text': 'You are a living person.'}, {'start': '460.100', 'end': '460.800', 'text': 'If you sit here,'}, {'start': '460.800', 'end': '463.033', 'text': 'you can bring me joy, anger, sorrow and joy.'}, {'start': '463.100', 'end': '464.200', 'text': 'I see you every day'}, {'start': '464.200', 'end': '465.400', 'text': 'and I am happy'}, {'start': '465.733', 'end': '467.066', 'text': 'and excited,'}, {'start': '468.100', 'end': '469.133', 'text': "but that's it"}, {'start': '470.000', 'end': '472.666', 'text': '. Nothing more.'}, {'start': '473.433', 'end': '474.500', 'text': 'The Crocodile'}, {'start': '475.933', 'end': '479.466', 'text': 'likes you to be with me.'}, {'start': '479.466', 'end': '481.900', 'text': 'You know what I mean. Now that my career is on the rise,'}, {'start': '482.066', 'end': '483.433', 'text': 'you know what I mean.'}, {'start': '483.433', 'end': '484.233', 'text': 'You'}, {'start': '484.666', 'end': '487.433', 'text': 'see,'}, {'start': '487.433', 'end': '488.233', 'text': 'forget'}, {'start': '488.633', 'end': '489.900', 'text': 'it. Oh , try'}, {'start': '490.666', 'end': '492.333', 'text': "to pull it off in one go. I won't delay you."}, {'start': '493.000', 'end': '494.600', 'text': 'Oh ,'}, {'start': '494.633', 'end': '496.133', 'text': 'try it for half a year'}, {'start': '497.100', 'end': '497.733', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '497.733', 'end': '498.900', 'text': "Don't, don't,"}, {'start': '499.200', 'end': '500.300', 'text': "don't. Haha. Three months,"}, {'start': '500.300', 'end': '501.466', 'text': "don't leave. One month"}, {'start': '501.466', 'end': '503.300', 'text': ", don't come. I don't want to lose."}]