"ಹಣದ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆ – ಎಲ್ಲ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆಗೂ ಪರಿಹಾರ"   Money problem all problem solving story # Shanti vs kranti
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[{'start': '0.960', 'end': '8.400', 'text': 'Every problem in your life should be solved.\nBy the end of this video, you will be solved from all your'}, {'start': '8.400', 'end': '14.400', 'text': 'business, business, waste, waste, quarrels,\nall these problems. Want to be'}, {'start': '14.400', 'end': '19.439', 'text': 'solved? Watch this video. A\nscientist worked'}, {'start': '19.439', 'end': '26.160', 'text': 'very\nhard and'}, {'start': '26.160', 'end': '33.239', 'text': 'found a pill for this disease.\nThis scientist found it and supplied it to'}, {'start': '33.239', 'end': '38.920', 'text': 'all the medical shops around the city. If we want to'}, {'start': '38.920', 'end': '45.280', 'text': 'provide that supply,\nwe need medical reps. He hired some people as'}, {'start': '45.280', 'end': '50.320', 'text': 'medical reps and\nsupplied it to all the doctors and medical shops everywhere. This'}, {'start': '50.320', 'end': '55.360', 'text': 'scientist is very\nintelligent. It has been a month or two and the'}, {'start': '55.360', 'end': '60.800', 'text': 'business has not grown. This\nscientist is sitting with his hands on his head. He has invested'}, {'start': '60.800', 'end': '66.799', 'text': 'thousands of lakhs of rupees. He has found a\nnew pill for this'}, {'start': '66.799', 'end': '71.760', 'text': 'disease.\nI have found a pill for this disease. I have'}, {'start': '71.760', 'end': '76.880', 'text': 'swallowed that pill.  It stopped\nbut why people are taking it or why is it a business or'}, {'start': '76.880', 'end': '84.400', 'text': 'what is the problem? Well,\nif this scientist should be in Bejara, his'}, {'start': '84.400', 'end': '87.840', 'text': 'medical\nrepresentative'}, {'start': '87.840', 'end': '92.920', 'text': 'will sell these pills to doctors, not doctors like this.\nThat'}, {'start': '92.920', 'end': '102.960', 'text': 'representative comes and says, sir, your pill is\nnot running around, but in one village, it is'}, {'start': '102.960', 'end': '109.159', 'text': 'running very well. People are running there. They are asking for\nyour pill.'}, {'start': '109.159', 'end': '117.119', 'text': 'This scientist is surprised. He is\nonly ours. He is doing this.'}, {'start': '117.119', 'end': '125.200', 'text': 'Who is this? What is the matter? He is not\ninterested in this scientist. Go to that village with that medical stuff.'}, {'start': '125.200', 'end': '132.720', 'text': 'People are\nthrowing it in the trash. Who is this guru? There'}, {'start': '132.720', 'end': '139.239', 'text': 'is such a moment in the village. What tricks do you know? He\nsends this medical rap.  There is'}, {'start': '139.239', 'end': '147.520', 'text': 'no bus in the village. The village is'}, {'start': '147.520', 'end': '154.000', 'text': 'very far from the city. The village is very far from the city.'}, {'start': '154.000', 'end': '162.640', 'text': 'What is this village? There\nis a doctor there. He went'}, {'start': '162.640', 'end': '170.000', 'text': 'to the doctor and said, "This medical report is correct." "Sir,\nsir," he said. "The purpose of my visit is this." "'}, {'start': '170.000', 'end': '175.200', 'text': 'One of our scientists was\nsent to tell me that the sale was not made in the city.'}, {'start': '175.200', 'end': '180.440', 'text': 'Why was it made in your town?" he\nsaid. "Sir," the'}, {'start': '180.440', 'end': '186.040', 'text': 'doctor said, "Yes, sir, sit there." He'}, {'start': '186.040', 'end': '191.680', 'text': 'said, "I have to\nattend to some patients." He said, "Sir, sit there." He said, "Sir,'}, {'start': '191.680', 'end': '197.159', 'text': 'sit there."'}, {'start': '197.159', 'end': '205.680', 'text': 'A patient came. "\nSir, doctor, please help me."  Pain in the leg. I went to'}, {'start': '205.680', 'end': '213.920', 'text': 'climb a tree and fell down. The pain was so bad.\nThen the doctor asked, "Moo Devi,'}, {'start': '213.920', 'end': '219.519', 'text': 'why did you go to climb a tree? You can\'t climb a tree." Then\nhe said, "I\'m'}, {'start': '219.519', 'end': '226.480', 'text': 'going to climb a tree." It was 10 or 11 o\'clock at night. I could\nn\'t sleep. I'}, {'start': '226.480', 'end': '231.040', 'text': 'was climbing the stairs. My wife\nclapped her hands. She clapped her hands. No, I'}, {'start': '231.040', 'end': '236.400', 'text': 'went up a little too high and slipped and\nfell. The'}, {'start': '236.400', 'end': '242.640', 'text': 'doctor said, "Take a piece of paper and\nwrite a pill." He wrote a pill and gave it to me. "You'}, {'start': '242.640', 'end': '248.720', 'text': "went to climb a tree at 10 or 11 o'clock.\nSwallow the pill. Your back will be"}, {'start': '248.720', 'end': '254.200', 'text': 'fine." The medical officer\nsat there and watched.'}, {'start': '254.200', 'end': '261.359', 'text': 'Another patient came in. "Doctor, my back is\ncompletely swollen. His back is'}, {'start': '261.359', 'end': '268.400', 'text': 'completely swollen. His back is completely swollen." The\ndoctor asked, "What\'s wrong with your back?"'}, {'start': '268.400', 'end': '276.000', 'text': "Everything is fine then he says\ndoctor I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night"}, {'start': '276.000', 'end': '281.680', 'text': 'so I started the car and\ndrove it. I was doing wheeling and the front'}, {'start': '281.680', 'end': '288.880', 'text': 'tire was lifted and the rear wheel was pulled and the\ncar fell down and the back side was full of it.'}, {'start': '288.880', 'end': '295.600', 'text': 'Doctor then the doctor\nsaid, "Hey, Chinna, who went for wheeling, take it and give me a'}, {'start': '295.600', 'end': '301.680', 'text': 'pill." Okay then another\npatient comes. This medical doctor is'}, {'start': '301.680', 'end': '307.919', 'text': 'looking after this doctor. Another patient\ncomes. Doctor, doctor, doctor. I have a'}, {'start': '307.919', 'end': '313.840', 'text': 'terrible stomach ache. My wife is not at home.\nMy wife is not at home. I brought'}, {'start': '313.840', 'end': '319.919', 'text': 'nuggekai and nugge soppu from the neighboring house.\nI'}, {'start': '319.919', 'end': '325.160', 'text': 'ate all the nuggekai that the aunty from the neighboring house gave me. I have back'}, {'start': '325.160', 'end': '333.199', 'text': 'pain, full stomach pain, loose\nmotion. Then the doctor said, "Oh my son, this is'}, {'start': '333.199', 'end': '338.400', 'text': 'so much."  Did you eat a mango? If you have a stomach\nache or back ache, take this. He'}, {'start': '338.400', 'end': '343.120', 'text': 'gives you a pill. He looks at this medical rep.\nWhat is this medical rep doing? He'}, {'start': '343.120', 'end': '348.800', 'text': 'looks at him and gets bored. He interrupts him. He\ngoes to the'}, {'start': '348.800', 'end': '352.280', 'text': 'doctor and says, "\nDoctor, what is'}, {'start': '352.280', 'end': '359.160', 'text': "our pill? It's a pill for a sore throat or a cut. If you have a hand ache, do you give it to me? If you have a"}, {'start': '359.160', 'end': '364.880', 'text': 'stomach ache, do you give it to me? If you have a fever, do you give it to me?'}, {'start': '364.880', 'end': '370.319', 'text': 'Everyone is\ngiving us our own pill. What is this concept? He asks, "What is'}, {'start': '370.319', 'end': '376.440', 'text': "this medical rep's full\nenthusiasm? He gives us our pill for"}, {'start': '376.440', 'end': '381.680', 'text': 'all\ndiseases and our medicine for all diseases?" He'}, {'start': '381.680', 'end': '388.960', 'text': 'says, "Who is this doctor?" Then the doctor says, "Dad,'}, {'start': '388.960', 'end': '393.919', 'text': 'wait a minute, take the medical rep." He\ncloses the door and'}, {'start': '393.919', 'end': '398.240', 'text': 'leaves all the patients outside. Then he\ntells the reality, "I am not a doctor."'}, {'start': '398.240', 'end': '403.039', 'text': 'Kanappa, I was working as a\ncompounder in your city.'}, {'start': '403.039', 'end': '408.520', 'text': 'I opened a clinic after taking that experience. The'}, {'start': '408.520', 'end': '413.759', 'text': 'medical\nrep asks, "Do you know why I wrote your pills?" The'}, {'start': '429.919', 'end': '435.639', 'text': 'doctor'}, {'start': '435.639', 'end': '441.599', 'text': 'asks, "When did you write your pills?"\nThe medical rep\'s'}, {'start': '441.599', 'end': '446.319', 'text': 'curiosity increases. "'}, {'start': '452.400', 'end': '458.400', 'text': "Yes, yes, yes, tell me why  The\npatient had climbed a tree at 10 or 11 o'clock in the night and fell"}, {'start': '458.400', 'end': '463.160', 'text': 'down and'}, {'start': '463.160', 'end': '468.880', 'text': 'broke his arm. He fell down and broke his arm. Do you know why the tree went down? The\nmedical rep will tell you why. Why? Why? Why? Then the'}, {'start': '468.880', 'end': '475.120', 'text': 'doctor says that\nhe had a cut on his back. The medical rep went down the tree. He'}, {'start': '475.120', 'end': '480.720', 'text': 'looked at him and said, "Oh, the'}, {'start': '480.720', 'end': '486.759', 'text': 'second patient has come. He is not here.'}, {'start': '486.759', 'end': '493.199', 'text': "I have to do wheeling.\nWhy didn't he come here? I"}, {'start': '493.199', 'end': '500.120', 'text': 'don\'t know the medical rep. Swami." Then he\nsays, "Oh, my son had a'}, {'start': '500.120', 'end': '505.720', 'text': 'cut on his back. I said, "I will do the wheeling." He\nstarted the car and didn\'t lift the'}, {'start': '505.720', 'end': '513.440', 'text': "front wheel. Today's wheel was\nunder [\xa0__\xa0] It touched the ground and it was cut. It was a circle."}, {'start': '513.440', 'end': '519.680', 'text': 'He also had a cut on his back.\nThis medical rep who lifted the front tire was'}, {'start': '519.680', 'end': '527.920', 'text': 'full.  Ayyappa, what is this\ndoctor, this doctor is a full-fledged medical rep, I have'}, {'start': '527.920', 'end': '532.800', 'text': 'never seen such a doctor in my life. This\nmedical rep, then the doctor'}, {'start': '532.800', 'end': '538.480', 'text': 'called him and said, "Come, come, sit down." He gave one'}, {'start': '538.480', 'end': '543.279', 'text': 'pill to everyone. The medical rep gave four pills to the medical rep. The'}, {'start': '543.279', 'end': '549.760', 'text': 'medical rep asked, "Swami, doctor, why are you giving\none pill to everyone and only me four?"'}, {'start': '549.760', 'end': '557.200', 'text': 'Then the doctor said, "\nLook, you also had a [\xa0__\xa0] cut, so you did a good job in'}, {'start': '557.200', 'end': '562.720', 'text': 'sales, your product sold well,\neveryone swallowed yours, and'}, {'start': '562.720', 'end': '568.320', 'text': 'you made a profit. You also achieved the target.\nYou lived a simple life,'}, {'start': '568.320', 'end': '574.160', 'text': 'but what can you do? You have a [\xa0__\xa0] cut,\nso you came here and ate my head.'}, {'start': '574.160', 'end': '579.839', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] shut up and get up and go."\nListen, the medical doctor took that water in a bottle, drank the'}, {'start': '579.839', 'end': '586.000', 'text': 'water, took the pill, and asked, "\nShambo, Shiva, got up and fell down,'}, {'start': '586.000', 'end': '590.800', 'text': 'went to the village, got up and fell down, ran away, what else are you\nlistening to?" That\'s it, the medical doctor got up and'}, {'start': '590.800', 'end': '597.519', 'text': 'fell down. What else is the moral of the story? Do you\nknow what you did for'}, {'start': '597.519', 'end': '604.320', 'text': 'Rama? There is no confusion. If you get'}, {'start': '604.320', 'end': '610.480', 'text': 'money, go with someone. If you get profit, go with someone. Be silent.\nJob Kalrappa. You also have [\xa0__\xa0] deficiency. When'}, {'start': '610.480', 'end': '616.320', 'text': 'you start having problems, you will also have to\ngive this pill. If you have a deficiency,'}, {'start': '616.320', 'end': '620.880', 'text': 'tell me. I will give you this pill. Our\ndoctor just told me a short'}, {'start': '620.880', 'end': '625.760', 'text': 'story for fun. The story was well chosen. So, please\nsubscribe to the channel and forward it.'}, {'start': '625.760', 'end': '628.920', 'text': 'Thank you.\nNext, I'}, {'start': '628.920', 'end': '635.600', 'text': "will take more good videos. Watch and\nsubscribe. No, I don't have a subscription. Share.  Madrayya,"}, {'start': '635.600', 'end': '641.320', 'text': 'good comedy stories, good\ninformative stories,'}, {'start': '641.320', 'end': '645.200', 'text': 'ok, good night.'}]