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[{'start': '0.666', 'end': '2.700', 'text': 'He should live in the northern and southern regions.'}, {'start': '2.766', 'end': '3.566', 'text': 'Damn,'}, {'start': '3.566', 'end': '5.000', 'text': 'his character is extremely violent'}, {'start': '5.000', 'end': '6.400', 'text': 'and he has white venom.'}, {'start': '6.400', 'end': '8.866', 'text': 'We must not provoke him easily outdoors.'}, {'start': '8.866', 'end': '10.700', 'text': 'This kind of milk is not even given to dogs.'}, {'start': '10.700', 'end': '13.066', 'text': 'We should drink juice and milk like this'}, {'start': '14.400', 'end': '16.600', 'text': ', but remember not to drink'}, {'start': '16.600', 'end': '18.100', 'text': 'too much. If you drink it, it will easily cause diarrhea.'}, {'start': '18.100', 'end': '19.166', 'text': 'Look, what is that?'}, {'start': '19.166', 'end': '20.100', 'text': 'My God,'}, {'start': '20.100', 'end': '21.366', 'text': 'wild ham sausages.'}, {'start': '21.600', 'end': '23.200', 'text': 'They are a kind of social food.'}, {'start': '23.300', 'end': '24.566', 'text': 'If we meet him outdoors,'}, {'start': '24.566', 'end': '26.300', 'text': 'we must not be caught by his expression. The noodles are confusing'}, {'start': '26.300', 'end': '28.333', 'text': 'and there is 100% starch in them.'}, {'start': '28.400', 'end': '29.733', 'text': 'If we accidentally eat it,'}, {'start': '29.733', 'end': '31.866', 'text': 'we must call 120 in time'}, {'start': '31.866', 'end': '33.566', 'text': 'so that we can get rescue.'}, {'start': '33.566', 'end': '35.933', 'text': 'Otherwise, the consequences will be unimaginable.'}, {'start': '36.333', 'end': '37.666', 'text': 'Only corn sausages like this can be eaten'}, {'start': '37.666', 'end': '38.166', 'text': 'at night.'}, {'start': '38.166', 'end': '40.300', 'text': 'They will provide us with a lot of protein.'}, {'start': '40.333', 'end': '42.200', 'text': 'We must keep our eyes open at home'}, {'start': '42.200', 'end': '44.166', 'text': 'and don’t eat these New Year products blindly.'}, {'start': '44.166', 'end': '45.566', 'text': 'I am Bergllier Salt.'}, {'start': '45.566', 'end': '47.700', 'text': 'Follow me and I will teach you how to survive the New Year.'}]