【明天誰做東】舌尖上的辦公室 “笑場”，美食引發的搞笑日常#美食做法 #美食 #美食製作 #food #家庭菜 #cooking
明天谁做东
[{'start': '0.133', 'end': '1.500', 'text': 'I bought two boxes of lobster tails and I'}, {'start': '1.500', 'end': '2.466', 'text': 'ate them for lunch.'}, {'start': '2.466', 'end': '3.533', 'text': 'What do you want to eat with rice'}, {'start': '3.533', 'end': '5.166', 'text': '? What’s the reward?'}, {'start': '5.166', 'end': '5.900', 'text': 'There’s no reward.'}, {'start': '5.900', 'end': '7.300', 'text': 'Can you eat it? Isn’t it okay?'}, {'start': '7.300', 'end': '9.666', 'text': 'I’ll do it. Let’s use labor in exchange'}, {'start': '9.900', 'end': '10.700', 'text': '. Hey,'}, {'start': '11.200', 'end': '13.300', 'text': 'in order to match my French garlic crayfish,'}, {'start': '13.300', 'end': '14.733', 'text': 'I have to work hard hahaha. I'}, {'start': '14.733', 'end': '15.866', 'text': 'fried the big chicken steak.'}, {'start': '15.866', 'end': '17.600', 'text': 'Then I stewed it and walked. Let me try'}, {'start': '19.600', 'end': '23.800', 'text': 'it. Hahaha, you. The first one is braised pork stuffed buns'}, {'start': '23.800', 'end': '26.566', 'text': '. Hey, these stuffed buns are so delicious.'}, {'start': '26.566', 'end': '28.400', 'text': 'I am not only responsible for my dish,'}, {'start': '28.400', 'end': '30.100', 'text': 'I also come here as a foreign aid, right?'}, {'start': '30.100', 'end': '31.466', 'text': 'Foreign aid, you have to make it.'}, {'start': '31.466', 'end': '33.100', 'text': 'You have to be good. Thin-skinned prawns.'}, {'start': '33.100', 'end': '35.333', 'text': '28 pleats. Finally, there is a circle in the middle.'}, {'start': '35.333', 'end': '36.400', 'text': 'You almost mean that'}, {'start': '36.400', 'end': '37.766', 'text': 'we are almost done.'}, {'start': '37.766', 'end': '39.600', 'text': 'You are not even in my class.'}, {'start': '39.600', 'end': '42.333', 'text': 'Reported two boxes. Small snails and shrimps'}, {'start': '43.066', 'end': '43.566', 'text': ', Brother Tao,'}, {'start': '43.566', 'end': '44.866', 'text': "why don't I help you take pictures"}, {'start': '44.866', 'end': '45.766', 'text': '? Come on,'}, {'start': '45.766', 'end': '47.333', 'text': "I'll grill them for you."}, {'start': '47.333', 'end': '48.666', 'text': "I'm afraid I'll cook them later. What"}, {'start': '48.666', 'end': '50.533', 'text': 'you cook will definitely not be as fragrant as mine'}, {'start': '50.533', 'end': '52.133', 'text': 'because I use Kuaishou Little Chef'}, {'start': '52.133', 'end': '54.066', 'text': "'s French Garlic Crayfish Seasoning."}, {'start': '54.066', 'end': '54.933', 'text': 'The garlic aroma is so strong that you can'}, {'start': '54.933', 'end': '55.466', 'text': 'directly use it with the hob.'}, {'start': '55.466', 'end': '58.166', 'text': 'It also has a milky aroma of butter.'}, {'start': '58.166', 'end': '59.066', 'text': 'Not only can it be used to cook crayfish,'}, {'start': '59.066', 'end': '59.900', 'text': 'it can also be used in other dishes. There are'}, {'start': '59.900', 'end': '61.266', 'text': 'also spicy and oil-stewed flavors of'}, {'start': '61.266', 'end': '62.200', 'text': 'French garlic. You can buy'}, {'start': '62.200', 'end': '63.166', 'text': 'garlic. If you don’t have enough garlic ingredients'}, {'start': '63.166', 'end': '63.966', 'text': 'to make spicy ones,'}, {'start': '64.100', 'end': '65.133', 'text': 'look at these fried dough sticks.'}, {'start': '65.766', 'end': '66.666', 'text': 'I guess it took'}, {'start': '66.666', 'end': '67.600', 'text': '15 minutes to'}, {'start': '67.600', 'end': '70.400', 'text': 'finish. I didn’t finish it.'}, {'start': '70.466', 'end': '72.933', 'text': 'I helped him pull it all.'}, {'start': '74.666', 'end': '77.200', 'text': 'Come on, my crayfish is also good.'}, {'start': '77.200', 'end': '78.566', 'text': 'Oh, my mother'}, {'start': '78.566', 'end': '80.100', 'text': 'took spoonful after spoonful. I had a meal.'}, {'start': '80.566', 'end': '82.166', 'text': 'Oh , I didn’t take one bite. It smells like'}, {'start': '82.366', 'end': '85.800', 'text': 'garlic and milk. It feels like Paris.'}, {'start': '86.066', 'end': '87.666', 'text': "It's steamy and explodes."}, {'start': '87.866', 'end': '88.966', 'text': "Oh, it's oily."}, {'start': '89.500', 'end': '90.366', 'text': "It's great."}, {'start': '91.400', 'end': '94.400', 'text': "Hahaha. Is that why it's diamond-encrusted?"}, {'start': '94.400', 'end': '95.533', 'text': "Oh, you're"}, {'start': '96.900', 'end': '97.766', 'text': 'so polite.'}, {'start': '101.066', 'end': '103.133', 'text': 'I want to give the crayfish garlic sauce.'}, {'start': '104.600', 'end': '106.133', 'text': "It's so good. Haha, you"}, {'start': '106.166', 'end': '107.133', 'text': "don't need to dip it in the soup"}, {'start': '107.566', 'end': '109.933', 'text': ". In fact, it's very good."}, {'start': '109.933', 'end': '111.166', 'text': 'I call it a semi-finished product.'}, {'start': '111.400', 'end': '112.166', 'text': "There's nothing but"}, {'start': '112.166', 'end': '113.000', 'text': 'stuffing and I'}, {'start': '113.400', 'end': '114.400', 'text': "can't find it. I"}, {'start': '114.400', 'end': '116.733', 'text': 'went to mix it and it was so good. The key point is that I'}, {'start': '116.733', 'end': '117.766', 'text': 'got it done in'}, {'start': '117.766', 'end': '118.400', 'text': '15 minutes.'}, {'start': '118.400', 'end': '119.500', 'text': "Oops, I'm going to eat"}, {'start': '119.500', 'end': '120.400', 'text': 'the crayfish first'}, {'start': '120.600', 'end': '123.900', 'text': 'and have a meal. I also have to make skewers.'}, {'start': '124.900', 'end': '127.800', 'text': "Oops, the snot is bad. I'm"}, {'start': '127.800', 'end': '128.500', 'text': 'so delicious. I want to'}, {'start': '128.500', 'end': '129.933', 'text': 'eat this snot.'}, {'start': '130.166', 'end': '131.333', 'text': 'I know'}, {'start': '131.333', 'end': '132.366', 'text': 'who can beat you for'}, {'start': '132.933', 'end': '134.000', 'text': 'this piece of nose . Hahaha'}, {'start': '134.733', 'end': '136.366', 'text': ", if you're tall,"}, {'start': '137.400', 'end': '139.733', 'text': "I'll give it to you. I'll give it to two fans in Huajiabao."}, {'start': '139.800', 'end': '141.933', 'text': 'Haha, give him a whole point. Give him a whole point.'}, {'start': '141.933', 'end': '143.933', 'text': "That's okay. Then I eat Huadiao"}, {'start': '143.966', 'end': '145.366', 'text': 'and I eat big seafood.'}, {'start': '145.466', 'end': '146.466', 'text': 'I think those who are willing to eat spicy food'}, {'start': '146.466', 'end': '148.266', 'text': 'will definitely think this tastes better than the garlic one.'}, {'start': '148.266', 'end': '150.166', 'text': 'Yes, their home-made garlic paste is purely redundant.'}, {'start': '150.166', 'end': '152.566', 'text': "It depends on how fragrant you eat. It's the best"}, {'start': '152.566', 'end': '153.700', 'text': 'advertisement. Is it delicious?'}, {'start': '153.700', 'end': '154.933', 'text': "You ca n't. Then I accepted this kind of advertisement."}, {'start': '154.933', 'end': '156.266', 'text': 'Anyway, it’s much better than what you did.'}, {'start': '156.266', 'end': '157.566', 'text': 'Hahaha.'}, {'start': '158.100', 'end': '159.666', 'text': 'Get up early in the company for a physical examination'}, {'start': '159.666', 'end': '161.266', 'text': 'to see how everyone is doing.'}, {'start': '162.966', 'end': '165.200', 'text': 'We have a physical examination every year.'}, {'start': '165.200', 'end': '166.966', 'text': 'Today, let’s make an appointment for the boys.'}, {'start': '166.966', 'end': '167.666', 'text': 'How much do we weigh'}, {'start': '167.666', 'end': '168.600', 'text': '? Don’t'}, {'start': '168.600', 'end': '169.466', 'text': 'look at this . Are'}, {'start': '169.466', 'end': '170.733', 'text': 'you fat? We are the same weight.'}, {'start': '170.733', 'end': '172.100', 'text': 'Am I so fat now?'}, {'start': '172.100', 'end': '173.166', 'text': 'Well, what do you mean?'}, {'start': '173.166', 'end': '175.366', 'text': '26.5 You are fatter than me,'}, {'start': '175.900', 'end': '178.000', 'text': 'you are short, I am over one meter tall,'}, {'start': '178.000', 'end': '179.100', 'text': 'hahaha,'}, {'start': '179.100', 'end': '180.333', 'text': 'you are not hungry in vain,'}, {'start': '180.333', 'end': '182.900', 'text': 'hahaha, my wife is staying at home to cook,'}, {'start': '182.900', 'end': '183.766', 'text': 'she has no mouth to eat,'}, {'start': '184.300', 'end': '187.066', 'text': 'so we came back first if the results were not available on the day'}, {'start': '187.066', 'end': '188.133', 'text': 'of the test.'}, {'start': '188.133', 'end': '189.766', 'text': 'The doctor said nothing after the test'}, {'start': '189.766', 'end': '190.666', 'text': '. What should I eat'}, {'start': '190.666', 'end': '191.933', 'text': '? Hahaha,'}, {'start': '191.933', 'end': '193.366', 'text': 'come on, come on, come on, come on, my God'}, {'start': '193.366', 'end': '195.466', 'text': ', give you some vitamins, corn juice, I'}, {'start': '195.800', 'end': '197.000', 'text': 'didn’t miss you so early,'}, {'start': '197.000', 'end': '198.166', 'text': 'I want to miss you so early.'}, {'start': '198.200', 'end': '199.466', 'text': 'I have been cured for you'}, {'start': '199.466', 'end': '200.333', 'text': 'a long time ago'}, {'start': '201.200', 'end': '203.366', 'text': '. Look at the unique skills of this disease .'}, {'start': '203.366', 'end': '203.800', 'text': 'Just say'}, {'start': '203.800', 'end': '206.100', 'text': 'how can a family be without a woman?'}, {'start': '206.100', 'end': '207.300', 'text': 'This is not a good description. I don’t really like backpacking food.'}, {'start': '209.700', 'end': '210.500', 'text': 'I’m a backpacker because'}, {'start': '211.366', 'end': '212.666', 'text': 'I don’t have enough money to eat it.'}, {'start': '212.666', 'end': '214.500', 'text': 'It depends on the conditions at home. I'}, {'start': '221.100', 'end': '222.466', 'text': 'also have chicken cakes to eat.'}, {'start': '222.466', 'end': '224.733', 'text': 'Don’t say it’s quite nutritious'}, {'start': '224.733', 'end': '225.466', 'text': '. Can you tell me'}, {'start': '225.466', 'end': '226.166', 'text': 'if it’s okay'}, {'start': '226.166', 'end': '229.466', 'text': '? It’s good to eat it like this for breakfast . Wow,'}, {'start': '230.733', 'end': '231.533', 'text': 'it’s okay. Wow, wow,'}, {'start': '231.766', 'end': '232.966', 'text': 'hahaha, it’s okay.'}, {'start': '233.466', 'end': '235.533', 'text': "Breakfast is okay . It's okay."}, {'start': '235.533', 'end': '236.733', 'text': 'Can I eat this thing?'}, {'start': '236.733', 'end': '237.466', 'text': "Do n't eat"}, {'start': '237.466', 'end': '237.900', 'text': 'this thing.'}, {'start': '237.900', 'end': '239.266', 'text': "Do n't eat it. Don't eat"}, {'start': '239.266', 'end': '240.066', 'text': "it . You can't."}, {'start': '240.600', 'end': '242.900', 'text': "The shell is fried and it's so crispy."}, {'start': '244.300', 'end': '244.900', 'text': 'Oh my god,'}, {'start': '244.900', 'end': '246.900', 'text': "I told you that you'll regret it if you don't eat it"}, {'start': '246.900', 'end': '247.966', 'text': '. Try it quickly.'}, {'start': '249.466', 'end': '250.766', 'text': 'I like to eat this solid'}, {'start': '251.133', 'end': '253.100', 'text': "thing. You can't eat it. It's quite expensive. Do you"}, {'start': '255.900', 'end': '256.933', 'text': 'exercise enough every day'}, {'start': '258.200', 'end': '260.366', 'text': "? It's bright. One piece for each person."}, {'start': '260.366', 'end': '262.166', 'text': "Yeah, yeah, don't eat"}, {'start': '262.466', 'end': '263.066', 'text': '. Come on, eat quickly.'}, {'start': '263.066', 'end': '263.800', 'text': 'After that , go to work.'}, {'start': '263.800', 'end': '265.566', 'text': 'It tastes so complicated.'}, {'start': '266.500', 'end': '267.466', 'text': 'Bad review.'}, {'start': '267.466', 'end': '268.933', 'text': 'Little fan girl, how much do you weigh'}, {'start': '269.000', 'end': '270.666', 'text': '? The standard weight is 100 pounds.'}, {'start': '270.700', 'end': '272.366', 'text': 'How can any boy ask a girl?'}, {'start': '272.600', 'end': '275.266', 'text': '100, 100 pounds. One of your thighs weighs 100 pounds.'}, {'start': '275.266', 'end': '276.666', 'text': 'You said I only weigh 100 pounds.'}, {'start': '276.900', 'end': '279.400', 'text': 'Say a few words and I will see through you and follow you,'}, {'start': '279.400', 'end': '280.400', 'text': 'hahaha, I definitely don’t want to'}, {'start': '280.400', 'end': '283.133', 'text': 'hahaha, 100 kilograms of false lies'}, {'start': '283.133', 'end': '283.900', 'text': ', hahaha,'}, {'start': '283.966', 'end': '286.866', 'text': 'how difficult is it to eat a bowl of Longjiang pig’s trotter rice?'}, {'start': '287.533', 'end': '289.700', 'text': 'Two days ago, I said I wanted to eat Longjiang pig’s trotter rice.'}, {'start': '289.700', 'end': '291.166', 'text': 'Dog Cheng said it was more troublesome'}, {'start': '291.166', 'end': '294.800', 'text': ', but the broth had to be marinated at noon'}, {'start': '294.800', 'end': '297.266', 'text': '. The next day, I thought'}, {'start': '297.266', 'end': '298.300', 'text': 'I could eat it, but I thought too much'}, {'start': '298.333', 'end': '299.933', 'text': '. Today, I said I don’t like it.'}, {'start': '299.933', 'end': '302.066', 'text': 'It’s enough for the home version. It'}, {'start': '302.066', 'end': '303.566', 'text': '’s simplified and simplified,'}, {'start': '303.566', 'end': '306.200', 'text': 'and the ingredients are so complicated. Come and pour.'}, {'start': '307.733', 'end': '308.600', 'text': 'This is called excellence.'}, {'start': '308.600', 'end': '308.966', 'text': 'Oops,'}, {'start': '308.966', 'end': '309.900', 'text': 'go away.'}, {'start': '309.900', 'end': '310.800', 'text': 'It took a lot of effort.'}, {'start': '310.933', 'end': '311.566', 'text': 'I’m still going down.'}, {'start': '311.566', 'end': '314.000', 'text': 'I know this, shouldn’t I just stir-fry that ingredient? Are the steamed buns?'}, {'start': '314.100', 'end': '316.366', 'text': 'The stir-fried red yeast rice powder is very important.'}, {'start': '316.366', 'end': '317.466', 'text': 'The oil used'}, {'start': '317.533', 'end': '318.566', 'text': 'is pure rock sugar, and'}, {'start': '318.900', 'end': '319.700', 'text': 'the salted'}, {'start': '320.066', 'end': '320.966', 'text': 'chicken flavor is roasted.'}, {'start': '321.266', 'end': '323.500', 'text': 'I think this is an extended version. Hahaha,'}, {'start': '323.500', 'end': '325.066', 'text': 'it took a lot of effort.'}, {'start': '325.066', 'end': '327.733', 'text': 'Oops, there are also blanched pig trotters,'}, {'start': '327.733', 'end': '328.900', 'text': 'pork knuckles, pork sticks,'}, {'start': '328.900', 'end': '329.766', 'text': 'stewed in two spots'}, {'start': '329.766', 'end': '330.466', 'text': 'and soaked overnight'}, {'start': '330.466', 'end': '333.000', 'text': '. I will open the fire and smoke them again tomorrow.'}, {'start': '333.000', 'end': '334.700', 'text': "After two days of waiting for the fragrant pig's trotter rice,"}, {'start': '334.700', 'end': '336.866', 'text': 'the dust has finally settled'}, {'start': '337.300', 'end': '338.666', 'text': 'on the third day. After waiting for three days,'}, {'start': '338.800', 'end': '340.100', 'text': "it's finally time to eat it"}, {'start': '340.100', 'end': '341.533', 'text': ". Oh, I'm hahaha"}, {'start': '341.566', 'end': '342.266', 'text': ", let's go."}, {'start': '342.266', 'end': '344.066', 'text': "Oh, it's beautiful."}, {'start': '344.366', 'end': '346.466', 'text': "Oh, don't waste this piece"}, {'start': '346.466', 'end': '347.266', 'text': 'on me . Oh,'}, {'start': '347.666', 'end': '348.466', 'text': "I'll go . Oh,"}, {'start': '348.766', 'end': '349.166', 'text': "I'll go"}, {'start': '349.166', 'end': '349.966', 'text': ". Oh, I'll go. It's"}, {'start': '349.966', 'end': '351.266', 'text': 'so delicious. Oh,'}, {'start': '352.166', 'end': '353.333', 'text': "these pig's trotters are so delicious."}, {'start': '354.866', 'end': '356.100', 'text': 'Oh, my. Go ahead,'}, {'start': '358.066', 'end': '358.933', 'text': 'hey, hahaha.'}, {'start': '358.933', 'end': '359.466', 'text': 'You do'}, {'start': '359.466', 'end': '361.200', 'text': 'n’t need this stuff. You can ignore'}, {'start': '361.200', 'end': '364.500', 'text': 'it. I’ve also learned how'}, {'start': '364.733', 'end': '365.466', 'text': 'to taste it first. I'}, {'start': '365.466', 'end': '366.133', 'text': 'waited for three days to'}, {'start': '366.133', 'end': '367.566', 'text': 'see if I want to eat it'}, {'start': '371.500', 'end': '372.333', 'text': '. Oh my god,'}, {'start': '372.333', 'end': '373.566', 'text': 'please'}, {'start': '374.300', 'end': '375.933', 'text': 'hurry up .'}, {'start': '375.933', 'end': '377.400', 'text': 'He gave me'}, {'start': '377.400', 'end': '378.366', 'text': 'a big dick'}, {'start': '378.366', 'end': '379.200', 'text': '. Hey, haha.'}, {'start': '379.200', 'end': '380.666', 'text': "Why don't you cut everything for him?"}, {'start': '380.666', 'end': '381.666', 'text': "Well, he won't let"}, {'start': '381.666', 'end': '383.366', 'text': 'you cut it. Well, okay,'}, {'start': '385.166', 'end': '386.200', 'text': 'you can try this'}, {'start': '386.200', 'end': '387.600', 'text': 'and the dried beans'}, {'start': '387.600', 'end': '389.700', 'text': '. These side dishes are delicious. They are so'}, {'start': '389.733', 'end': '391.933', 'text': 'delicious when you rub them on your arms'}, {'start': '392.166', 'end': '393.100', 'text': ". This pig's claws"}, {'start': '394.900', 'end': '396.100', 'text': 'only need to be held in a little bit'}, {'start': '398.266', 'end': '400.266', 'text': '. Oh, my meat is a bit hot.'}, {'start': '400.400', 'end': '401.500', 'text': "Why don't you go back to it all"}, {'start': '404.733', 'end': '406.200', 'text': "? It's so delicious today."}, {'start': '407.133', 'end': '408.866', 'text': "It's not greasy, but it's just more delicious. Let"}, {'start': '409.600', 'end': '410.133', 'text': "'s bite it for you"}, {'start': '410.133', 'end': '410.933', 'text': '. Take it over'}, {'start': '412.266', 'end': '413.400', 'text': '. It’s so delicious and fragrant.'}, {'start': '416.900', 'end': '418.800', 'text': 'Waiting for three days to marinate it on the kang is useless'}, {'start': '418.800', 'end': '420.533', 'text': '. I’ll ask if the three elbows'}, {'start': '420.533', 'end': '421.400', 'text': 'can be braised again'}, {'start': '421.500', 'end': '422.700', 'text': '. Can they be marinated well?'}, {'start': '422.700', 'end': '424.600', 'text': 'Then don’t you have to eat three meals in three days?'}, {'start': '425.333', 'end': '427.500', 'text': 'One day and one night,'}, {'start': '428.000', 'end': '430.300', 'text': 'that’s fat. Hahaha'}, {'start': '430.300', 'end': '431.400', 'text': ', don’t talk to him'}, {'start': '431.800', 'end': '432.966', 'text': 'and braise him for a while.'}, {'start': '432.966', 'end': '434.133', 'text': 'No, no,'}, {'start': '434.133', 'end': '434.766', 'text': 'no.'}, {'start': '434.933', 'end': '437.300', 'text': 'Sister Feng is finally coming back during the New Year’s holiday.'}, {'start': '437.366', 'end': '440.166', 'text': 'Little Xinmei is looking forward to Sister Feng. Can I not bring'}, {'start': '440.266', 'end': '441.766', 'text': 'her a gift for so many days?'}, {'start': '441.766', 'end': '444.333', 'text': 'Do I need to prepare the ingredients early the next day'}, {'start': '444.366', 'end': '446.166', 'text': 'to make a meal for Sister Feng ?'}, {'start': '446.166', 'end': '448.133', 'text': 'Let’s see how my more than 30 ingredients are like.'}, {'start': '448.733', 'end': '449.700', 'text': 'The ribs, shrimp , and'}, {'start': '449.700', 'end': '451.866', 'text': 'chicken wings are not going to make him lose weight when he comes back.'}, {'start': '451.866', 'end': '453.066', 'text': 'Then what should I do?'}, {'start': '453.133', 'end': '454.566', 'text': 'You should study the words first.'}, {'start': '454.566', 'end': '456.666', 'text': 'You put the tortoise and the stamens and onions of Fei Jie'}, {'start': '456.666', 'end': '458.200', 'text': '. Hahahaha,'}, {'start': '458.200', 'end': '459.133', 'text': 'the first ingredient is'}, {'start': '459.133', 'end': '463.733', 'text': 'the sauce . The three bags of sweet and oily noodle sauce are packed together. They'}, {'start': '464.400', 'end': '465.900', 'text': 'come with the starch, water,'}, {'start': '466.566', 'end': '468.333', 'text': 'balsamic vinegar,'}, {'start': '469.466', 'end': '471.333', 'text': 'cooking wine and honey. When the water dries, it starts to thicken.'}, {'start': '471.566', 'end': '472.533', 'text': 'After it cools down'}, {'start': '472.533', 'end': '474.166', 'text': ', pour some oil to seal it.'}, {'start': '478.066', 'end': '481.300', 'text': 'I go for the main one, which is to stuff it without adding a drop of water.'}, {'start': '481.566', 'end': '484.166', 'text': 'I wait for Sister Feng to come and start the meal.'}, {'start': '484.166', 'end': '485.800', 'text': 'I have to study something for Sister Feng.'}, {'start': '485.933', 'end': '487.333', 'text': 'She puts the dishes on Sister Feng'}, {'start': '487.333', 'end': '488.766', 'text': 'and has to show Sister Feng a mirror.'}, {'start': '488.766', 'end': '490.766', 'text': 'I was afraid that Sister Feng would be disobedient and she screamed twice.'}, {'start': '490.766', 'end': '491.666', 'text': 'Oh my,'}, {'start': '492.800', 'end': '493.866', 'text': 'my backpack is here and'}, {'start': '493.933', 'end': '495.166', 'text': 'I didn’t take anything.'}, {'start': '495.166', 'end': '498.366', 'text': 'Hahaha, come and have some strawberries.'}, {'start': '498.900', 'end': '500.066', 'text': 'The unit doesn’t have everything. Do you'}, {'start': '500.066', 'end': '500.800', 'text': 'still need to take it?'}, {'start': '500.800', 'end': '502.133', 'text': 'I’ll give you one.'}, {'start': '502.133', 'end': '503.933', 'text': 'I just bought an American retro short-sleeved shirt from Dewu'}, {'start': '503.933', 'end': '504.500', 'text': 'and tried it on . It’s'}, {'start': '504.500', 'end': '505.300', 'text': 'wide. The loose and slim fit'}, {'start': '505.300', 'end': '506.333', 'text': 'on the upper body is very ugly.'}, {'start': '506.333', 'end': '507.700', 'text': 'I have prepared gifts for you.'}, {'start': '507.700', 'end': '508.666', 'text': 'They are all on the way. It'}, {'start': '508.666', 'end': '509.466', 'text': '’s okay. I’ll give it to'}, {'start': '509.466', 'end': '510.900', 'text': 'Lianhe Dewu first. I’ve prepared a new server and'}, {'start': '511.000', 'end': '512.366', 'text': 'the first 100 orders for newcomers are only 19.'}, {'start': '512.366', 'end': '515.000', 'text': 'And this pair of shoes is only 49 for newcomers. The first 100 orders for newcomers are only 49'}, {'start': '515.100', 'end': '515.966', 'text': '.'}, {'start': '515.966', 'end': '517.266', 'text': "Well, you see it's very popular this year,"}, {'start': '517.266', 'end': '518.100', 'text': 'all because it shows off the long legs,'}, {'start': '518.100', 'end': '519.600', 'text': "but I only prepared Xiaoqimei's ones."}, {'start': '519.600', 'end': '520.266', 'text': 'If you like'}, {'start': '520.266', 'end': '521.666', 'text': 'it, click on the link at the top of my comment area'}, {'start': '521.666', 'end': '523.533', 'text': 'and open it, and you can grab a 1,000 yuan no-threshold coupon.'}, {'start': '523.533', 'end': '524.300', 'text': 'They are all branded straight hair'}, {'start': '524.300', 'end': '524.933', 'text': 'and guaranteed to be authentic.'}, {'start': '524.933', 'end': '526.000', 'text': "I'll give it to you. Make 3"}, {'start': '526.566', 'end': '527.566', 'text': 'hahahahahahahahaha'}, {'start': '527.566', 'end': '529.966', 'text': 'my big pot is full of good stuff'}, {'start': '530.000', 'end': '532.133', 'text': "I've been hungry for the food at home for a long time"}, {'start': '532.366', 'end': '533.600', 'text': 'Come on Sister Feng, please use the chopsticks first.'}, {'start': '533.866', 'end': '535.466', 'text': "If you don't move the chopsticks, we're sorry."}, {'start': '535.466', 'end': '537.300', 'text': "Haha, I made it specially for you. You can't stand it."}, {'start': '539.800', 'end': '540.733', 'text': 'How about it? Brother, you'}, {'start': '540.733', 'end': '541.900', 'text': 'still have to eat the food at home.'}, {'start': '541.900', 'end': '543.866', 'text': "There's no one around even if you're not here. Compliment me,"}, {'start': '543.866', 'end': '544.866', 'text': 'wow, these chopsticks are so satisfying.'}, {'start': '545.100', 'end': '547.766', 'text': 'I wonder if Gouzhengzi'}, {'start': '547.766', 'end': '549.466', 'text': 'hasn’t eaten egg white rice for half a month.'}, {'start': '549.900', 'end': '550.733', 'text': 'He’s much older. They’re'}, {'start': '550.733', 'end': '551.400', 'text': 'all vegetarian.'}, {'start': '551.400', 'end': '552.333', 'text': 'I put them in for you to eat.'}, {'start': '554.566', 'end': '556.000', 'text': 'The more I talk about it, the more excited I'}, {'start': '556.666', 'end': '557.466', 'text': 'am. Sister Feng came back'}, {'start': '559.366', 'end': '561.000', 'text': 'twice and I can’t find the feeling.'}, {'start': '561.000', 'end': '562.000', 'text': 'Let’s stand up. If'}, {'start': '562.000', 'end': '563.366', 'text': 'you stand up to eat ,'}, {'start': '563.366', 'end': '565.733', 'text': "it's useless if neither of us is sitting on a stool. Sister"}, {'start': '565.733', 'end': '566.900', 'text': "Feng, just treat it as if it's at home."}, {'start': '566.900', 'end': '568.866', 'text': 'Look at the new tricks I come up with'}, {'start': '568.866', 'end': '570.600', 'text': ". Haha, you're so ugly"}, {'start': '570.600', 'end': '573.266', 'text': ". Hahaha, Sister Feng, let me tell you something. It's so"}, {'start': '573.533', 'end': '575.100', 'text': "delicious that it's so fat that even turtles and flowers look like it."}, {'start': '575.100', 'end': '577.333', 'text': "Hahaha, don't do it. I 'm so greedy"}, {'start': '577.566', 'end': '579.100', 'text': 'after eating . Hahaha'}, {'start': '579.100', 'end': '580.133', 'text': "dialect, don't listen to him."}, {'start': '580.133', 'end': '581.333', 'text': 'Come and eat a big squid'}, {'start': '581.366', 'end': '582.400', 'text': ". I don't want it."}, {'start': '582.400', 'end': '583.733', 'text': 'Save some money for this thing.'}, {'start': '583.733', 'end': '585.600', 'text': 'Hahaha, give it to me'}, {'start': '585.600', 'end': '587.566', 'text': ". Hahaha. I didn't go out."}, {'start': '588.466', 'end': '589.600', 'text': "Sister Feng, I'm still making some noodles."}, {'start': '589.600', 'end': '590.466', 'text': 'Please help me put it on.'}, {'start': '590.533', 'end': '592.533', 'text': "I don't know how. Sister Feng, even half of it is played."}, {'start': '592.533', 'end': '593.733', 'text': 'It’s been so tiring after one month'}, {'start': '593.733', 'end': '594.866', 'text': ', hahaha , oh my god, I'}, {'start': '594.866', 'end': '595.866', 'text': '’m still a noodle brother'}, {'start': '596.000', 'end': '596.800', 'text': ', oh, oh,'}, {'start': '596.800', 'end': '599.733', 'text': 'hahaha. How about I don’t have to cook in'}, {'start': '599.733', 'end': '601.133', 'text': 'the future? Sister Feng'}, {'start': '601.166', 'end': '602.566', 'text': 'complimented me on my craftsmanship, and I'}, {'start': '602.566', 'end': '604.100', 'text': 'found out that I don’t have to ask for leave in the future.'}, {'start': '604.366', 'end': '605.966', 'text': 'Hahaha, it’s better to be at home,'}, {'start': '606.066', 'end': '606.766', 'text': 'I think. Do you want to ask for leave'}, {'start': '606.766', 'end': '608.100', 'text': 'or not'}, {'start': '608.100', 'end': '609.566', 'text': '? Hahaha.'}, {'start': '609.700', 'end': '611.800', 'text': 'This year’s May Day,'}, {'start': '611.800', 'end': '613.666', 'text': 'Mother Nature has finished thinking'}, {'start': '613.666', 'end': '615.166', 'text': 'about it.'}, {'start': '615.166', 'end': '617.333', 'text': 'I paid my company friends'}, {'start': '617.333', 'end': '618.100', 'text': 'to'}, {'start': '618.100', 'end': '621.166', 'text': 'go up to the'}, {'start': '621.300', 'end': '623.566', 'text': 'mountain'}, {'start': '623.566', 'end': '626.133', 'text': 'to experience life'}, {'start': '626.300', 'end': '627.333', 'text': 'on May'}, {'start': '627.333', 'end': '628.933', 'text': 'Day. The next morning, I went'}, {'start': '628.933', 'end': '629.933', 'text': 'to my'}, {'start': '629.933', 'end': '631.000', 'text': 'friend'}, {'start': '631.200', 'end': '632.533', 'text': '’s farmhouse'}, {'start': '632.533', 'end': '633.600', 'text': 'before 8 o’clock .'}, {'start': '633.600', 'end': '634.533', 'text': 'There are snails'}, {'start': '634.533', 'end': '635.700', 'text': 'on the desk.'}, {'start': '635.766', 'end': '636.800', 'text': 'Oh, let me go.'}, {'start': '636.800', 'end': '638.566', 'text': 'You are so happy when you look at the meat.'}, {'start': '638.566', 'end': '639.666', 'text': 'It is baked in a while.'}, {'start': '639.666', 'end': '640.300', 'text': 'It is much older.'}, {'start': '640.300', 'end': '641.300', 'text': 'You can take it away.'}, {'start': '641.300', 'end': '642.500', 'text': 'There are too many people.'}, {'start': '642.533', 'end': '643.533', 'text': 'There are big leaf celery'}, {'start': '643.533', 'end': '644.400', 'text': 'everywhere. Look at'}, {'start': '644.400', 'end': '645.966', 'text': 'it. Mom, this thing is covered with hair'}, {'start': '645.966', 'end': '647.133', 'text': '. Go back and make dumplings for you.'}, {'start': '647.133', 'end': '648.133', 'text': 'This is not a mother-in-law . Madam,'}, {'start': '648.266', 'end': '649.466', 'text': 'step in and grab the unit to eat. Grab'}, {'start': '649.600', 'end': '650.733', 'text': 'the loot'}, {'start': '650.766', 'end': '652.266', 'text': 'and don’t throw it away. When we came back, we found that'}, {'start': '652.266', 'end': '654.666', 'text': 'our friend’s grandma had already picked a lot of wild vegetables for us.'}, {'start': '654.733', 'end': '655.500', 'text': 'Thank you, grandma'}, {'start': '655.500', 'end': '657.366', 'text': '. This is called picking wild vegetables. Now that we'}, {'start': '657.366', 'end': '657.866', 'text': 'have wild vegetables,'}, {'start': '657.866', 'end': '658.766', 'text': 'let’s buy some vegetables'}, {'start': '658.866', 'end': '659.700', 'text': 'and some meat.'}, {'start': '659.900', 'end': '662.666', 'text': 'Hahaha, I like that fat pick. That fat one'}, {'start': '662.800', 'end': '665.000', 'text': ', oh hahaha,'}, {'start': '665.700', 'end': '667.266', 'text': 'that’s the wrong one'}, {'start': '667.266', 'end': '668.166', 'text': ', but this one is hairless,'}, {'start': '668.166', 'end': '669.600', 'text': 'haha, I'}, {'start': '669.600', 'end': '670.700', 'text': 'just started doing it, but I can’t cook'}, {'start': '672.700', 'end': '673.800', 'text': '. Oh'}, {'start': '674.566', 'end': '676.700', 'text': ', this guy went in with three big steamed buns at the same time.'}, {'start': '676.700', 'end': '678.500', 'text': 'Do you have to study it when you go back?'}, {'start': '678.500', 'end': '680.366', 'text': 'The wild small hazelnut mushroom fell on it,'}, {'start': '680.733', 'end': '682.800', 'text': 'oh, I’m hungry. Stew the mushrooms'}, {'start': '682.800', 'end': '683.766', 'text': 'and add some vermicelli.'}, {'start': '684.066', 'end': '687.366', 'text': 'Look at Spring Water Little Jin Sister. Do you want this mountain spring water'}, {'start': '687.366', 'end': '690.133', 'text': 'iron pot stewed in sweet and spicy sauce'}, {'start': '690.133', 'end': '691.166', 'text': '?'}, {'start': '691.166', 'end': '692.200', 'text': 'That’s great .'}, {'start': '692.200', 'end': '693.200', 'text': 'This sauce is fragrant'}, {'start': '693.200', 'end': '694.133', 'text': 'and must be eaten. This sauce'}, {'start': '694.766', 'end': '695.566', 'text': 'is so good.'}, {'start': '696.533', 'end': '697.266', 'text': 'Look at this braised duck sauce.'}, {'start': '697.266', 'end': '698.166', 'text': 'Oh, I’ll go'}, {'start': '698.366', 'end': '698.966', 'text': '. Oh, sister Bo,'}, {'start': '698.966', 'end': '699.766', 'text': 'the pot has been freed up.'}, {'start': '699.766', 'end': '700.566', 'text': 'You can bake it. The cake is'}, {'start': '700.566', 'end': '701.466', 'text': 'ready. My ribs are stewed'}, {'start': '701.466', 'end': '703.733', 'text': 'over high heat. The ribs are all mushy.'}, {'start': '703.733', 'end': '704.200', 'text': 'Oh my god,'}, {'start': '704.200', 'end': '706.900', 'text': 'it’s out of the pot and dipped in dumplings. It’s so good.'}, {'start': '706.900', 'end': '708.100', 'text': 'It’s out of the pot.'}, {'start': '709.466', 'end': '711.800', 'text': 'Oh, jump, jump, jump.'}, {'start': '712.100', 'end': '713.000', 'text': 'This is okay.'}, {'start': '713.000', 'end': '714.300', 'text': 'If you’re ready to drink, let’s start.'}, {'start': '714.400', 'end': '716.266', 'text': 'I’ll try this farm chicken first.'}, {'start': '716.300', 'end': '717.100', 'text': 'I’ll give you the chicken legs.'}, {'start': '717.200', 'end': '718.266', 'text': "You don't need to come."}, {'start': '718.266', 'end': '719.733', 'text': 'Come on. The iron pot is stewed.'}, {'start': '719.733', 'end': '721.966', 'text': "It's so fragrant . This chicken doesn't have a bottom"}, {'start': '721.966', 'end': '723.466', 'text': ". It's crunchy. It's not like"}, {'start': '723.466', 'end': '724.400', 'text': 'chickens like ours.'}, {'start': '724.400', 'end': '724.733', 'text': 'Give me'}, {'start': '724.733', 'end': '727.733', 'text': "some. Come on, I'll give you some vermicelli."}, {'start': '729.366', 'end': '730.066', 'text': "OK, don't bring any."}, {'start': '730.066', 'end': '731.166', 'text': 'Hey, Mom, give me an egg'}, {'start': '733.400', 'end': '734.066', 'text': ". It's so fragrant."}, {'start': '734.066', 'end': '734.666', 'text': 'What the hell is this?'}, {'start': '734.666', 'end': '735.466', 'text': 'Scrambled eggs,'}, {'start': '735.466', 'end': '736.566', 'text': 'squirrel rack, squirrel rack,'}, {'start': '737.866', 'end': '739.766', 'text': 'this thing is so delicious, I have never tried it before'}, {'start': '741.100', 'end': '743.333', 'text': "It's the first time I've seen this thing of yours."}, {'start': '743.966', 'end': '745.000', 'text': "It's so delicious. It's"}, {'start': '745.000', 'end': '746.366', 'text': 'so delicious.'}, {'start': '746.466', 'end': '748.266', 'text': "It's surrounded by mountains and"}, {'start': '748.366', 'end': '750.400', 'text': "rivers. It's May Day this year. I"}, {'start': '750.700', 'end': '752.400', 'text': "'m blocking the camera."}, {'start': '753.066', 'end': '753.933', 'text': 'Hahahahaha.'}, {'start': '754.333', 'end': '755.966', 'text': 'It seems like a small mountain.'}, {'start': '755.966', 'end': '758.100', 'text': 'There are less than 10 people as far as the eye can see.'}, {'start': '758.100', 'end': '758.966', 'text': "There's a dog."}, {'start': '759.000', 'end': '760.466', 'text': 'Oh, mom, there are a few cows over there.'}, {'start': '760.900', 'end': '761.866', 'text': 'Old wonderland,'}, {'start': '761.866', 'end': '762.700', 'text': 'this scene,'}, {'start': '762.700', 'end': '763.200', 'text': 'let’s have a drink'}, {'start': '763.200', 'end': '765.166', 'text': ', I want to sing, hahaha'}, {'start': '765.166', 'end': '766.900', 'text': ', come to Harbin, come to Harbin Farmhouse,'}, {'start': '766.966', 'end': '768.066', 'text': 'Maoershan Farmhouse,'}, {'start': '769.533', 'end': '771.166', 'text': 'um, um, you are welcome'}, {'start': '771.166', 'end': '771.966', 'text': ', and I will come back after this'}, {'start': '772.000', 'end': '773.666', 'text': 'festival to start cleaning.'}, {'start': '773.666', 'end': '775.566', 'text': 'I chose Angzi to make lunch for everyone.'}, {'start': '775.566', 'end': '776.666', 'text': 'Angzi'}, {'start': '777.966', 'end': '779.066', 'text': 'is very suitable'}, {'start': '779.300', 'end': '780.266', 'text': 'for today, but ah Qian,'}, {'start': '780.266', 'end': '782.366', 'text': 'this work station is not for you to use'}, {'start': '782.366', 'end': '783.700', 'text': 'clothes and shoes.'}, {'start': '783.700', 'end': '784.866', 'text': 'What kind of stuff is this'}, {'start': '785.166', 'end': '786.133', 'text': '? The taste is very good.'}, {'start': '786.133', 'end': '787.066', 'text': 'I brought it to you.'}, {'start': '787.066', 'end': '788.266', 'text': 'I admit that Aung Tsai still'}, {'start': '788.266', 'end': '788.900', 'text': 'has a job in his eyes.'}, {'start': '788.900', 'end': '789.966', 'text': 'He knows how to give it to the whole meal.'}, {'start': '790.000', 'end': '792.166', 'text': 'Last time, a lot of people asked how the eggplant was cooked.'}, {'start': '792.200', 'end': '793.866', 'text': 'Try it. Hahaha,'}, {'start': '793.866', 'end': '796.933', 'text': 'I said, let’s take a look. How do you make this eggplant?'}, {'start': '797.066', 'end': '798.200', 'text': 'Smell the aroma.'}, {'start': '798.333', 'end': '799.966', 'text': 'Add some potatoes, soybean sauce, and'}, {'start': '799.966', 'end': '801.733', 'text': 'two raw oysters to the eggplant and stew it for a while.'}, {'start': '802.133', 'end': '802.900', 'text': 'Isn’t that what the mouse'}, {'start': '802.900', 'end': '803.800', 'text': 'just ate? There’s also'}, {'start': '804.300', 'end': '805.600', 'text': 'a big braised pork rib with green onions.'}, {'start': '805.600', 'end': '806.400', 'text': 'What’s the family?'}, {'start': '806.400', 'end': '807.600', 'text': 'Eat braised noodles with this.'}, {'start': '807.600', 'end': '808.566', 'text': 'There’s another dish .'}, {'start': '810.333', 'end': '811.000', 'text': 'This stir-fried tip'}, {'start': '811.000', 'end': '812.566', 'text': 'is okay. Three braised and three dishes'}, {'start': '812.566', 'end': '813.966', 'text': 'are enough. The noodle is done. I'}, {'start': '814.133', 'end': '815.133', 'text': "'ve cleaned up the hygiene."}, {'start': '815.133', 'end': '816.300', 'text': "You haven't finished this"}, {'start': '816.300', 'end': '818.300', 'text': "noodle yet. Why don't you bring over those hairy tripe strips to eat first?"}, {'start': '818.300', 'end': '819.566', 'text': 'Try the Baicao flavored hairy tripe strips.'}, {'start': '821.466', 'end': '822.966', 'text': 'I like eating them. It sounds cute. It has'}, {'start': '822.966', 'end': '824.000', 'text': 'such a strong coconut flavor.'}, {'start': '824.166', 'end': '825.766', 'text': 'Yes, it really has that coconut flavor'}, {'start': '825.766', 'end': '827.266', 'text': ". It's like chewing milk tea"}, {'start': '827.266', 'end': '828.966', 'text': '. It tastes like QQ. It feels cold'}, {'start': '828.966', 'end': '829.900', 'text': 'and like drinking soda.'}, {'start': '829.900', 'end': '830.666', 'text': 'What is that?'}, {'start': '830.666', 'end': '831.466', 'text': 'How to eat sausage'}, {'start': '831.533', 'end': '832.366', 'text': 'bubbles'}, {'start': '832.366', 'end': '834.133', 'text': '? Use the original flavor and dip it in chili noodles. Try'}, {'start': '834.266', 'end': '835.066', 'text': 'dipping it so much'}, {'start': '837.266', 'end': '838.700', 'text': 'that it feels like eating fresh mango.'}, {'start': '838.700', 'end': '840.333', 'text': 'Now in the comment area, you can draw 5 fans'}, {'start': '840.333', 'end': '841.200', 'text': 'to experience the human cat strips'}, {'start': '841.200', 'end': '842.500', 'text': 'and experience the same happy'}, {'start': '842.533', 'end': '843.600', 'text': 'Angzi. Come on, don’t'}, {'start': '847.266', 'end': '848.566', 'text': 'you ?'}, {'start': '849.966', 'end': '850.933', 'text': 'Don’t be irritated.'}, {'start': '851.266', 'end': '852.266', 'text': 'You can take pots of'}, {'start': '853.000', 'end': '854.500', 'text': 'Northeastern home-cooked water and boil it with cold water.'}, {'start': '855.533', 'end': '857.500', 'text': 'I went to buy some braised'}, {'start': '857.500', 'end': '858.766', 'text': 'pork. You can’t'}, {'start': '858.766', 'end': '859.766', 'text': 'eat too much at one time and mix as much as'}, {'start': '859.766', 'end': '861.533', 'text': 'you want. You have to eat it while mixing.'}, {'start': '862.066', 'end': '863.300', 'text': 'Today’s eggplant is very good and'}, {'start': '863.300', 'end': '864.900', 'text': 'the most classic. This eggplant'}, {'start': '867.600', 'end': '868.966', 'text': 'and dog meat'}, {'start': '870.133', 'end': '870.966', 'text': 'are so damn delicious'}, {'start': '871.266', 'end': '872.666', 'text': '. I’ll give Sister Feng some fresh ones'}, {'start': '876.166', 'end': '876.800', 'text': 'to eat'}, {'start': '876.800', 'end': '877.566', 'text': 'without making a sound.'}, {'start': '877.566', 'end': '878.966', 'text': "As long as they don't work,"}, {'start': '879.700', 'end': '882.566', 'text': 'they have nothing to do with it. Chicken legs,'}, {'start': '884.266', 'end': '885.100', 'text': 'chicken wings,'}, {'start': '885.466', 'end': '886.700', 'text': 'soy sauce, dipping sauce and garlic.'}, {'start': '892.766', 'end': '893.766', 'text': "I'm pretty good at it"}, {'start': '893.800', 'end': '895.966', 'text': ". I can't compliment your knife skills. Brother,"}, {'start': '895.966', 'end': '896.500', 'text': "what's going on"}, {'start': '896.500', 'end': '897.800', 'text': '? Look, look,'}, {'start': '898.266', 'end': '898.700', 'text': 'oh my god'}, {'start': '898.700', 'end': '900.966', 'text': ', where did that smoked fish'}, {'start': '900.966', 'end': '903.766', 'text': 'come from?'}, {'start': '903.766', 'end': '905.000', 'text': 'Oh my god, hahahahahahahahahaha.'}, {'start': '906.533', 'end': '907.766', 'text': 'Is Ha'}, {'start': '909.700', 'end': '911.133', 'text': 'Xiang’s delicious?'}, {'start': '912.100', 'end': '913.700', 'text': 'We’re running out of speed'}, {'start': '915.866', 'end': '916.966', 'text': '. We can’t take pictures anymore.'}, {'start': '916.966', 'end': '918.066', 'text': 'I’m going to start taking pictures.'}, {'start': '918.166', 'end': '918.966', 'text': 'Hang up. Haha.'}, {'start': '919.533', 'end': '921.133', 'text': 'Hang up.'}, {'start': '921.133', 'end': '921.633', 'text': 'Hang up. Haha.'}]