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second date update today his name is Matthew'}, {'start': '48.240', 'end': '53.040', 'text': "and he met the girl that he wants to call at a\xa0\nco-ed softball game what's up Matthew how are"}, {'start': '53.040', 'end': '57.680', 'text': "you man i'm doing pretty good how about you guys\xa0\npretty good were you the pitcher or the catcher"}, {'start': '57.680', 'end': '66.880', 'text': 'that day i mainly bats and uh you know play third\xa0\nbase but uh thank God for answering it like that'}, {'start': '66.880', 'end': '71.840', 'text': "god you're sick man your email said that you met\xa0\nthe girl that you want to call her name is Trisha"}, {'start': '71.840', 'end': '76.960', 'text': "yeah yeah she's real sweet okay and it says here\xa0\nyou met her at a co-ed softball game how'd that"}, {'start': '76.960', 'end': '84.720', 'text': "work yeah she was on the uh opposite team oh the\xa0\nenemy well yeah so that's you know a little extra"}, {'start': '84.720', 'end': '89.920', 'text': 'charm as well uh let me guess she was pitching to\xa0\nyou she struck you out and then you threatened to'}, {'start': '89.920', 'end': '98.160', 'text': "fight her no way dude that's actually how softball\xa0\nfriendly softball games go well you're right yeah"}, {'start': '98.160', 'end': '104.720', 'text': 'a lot of physical violence is that how it went\xa0\ndown no i It was more like when we all went to'}, {'start': '104.720', 'end': '113.760', 'text': 'the bar then you threatened to fight her there\xa0\nwas no fighting no fighting just softball okay'}, {'start': '113.760', 'end': '118.960', 'text': "no fighting during the game or afterwards that's\xa0\ndifferent than any co-ed sports league that I've"}, {'start': '118.960', 'end': '122.800', 'text': "been involved in there's always a fight at some\xa0\npoint but Okay should we move on from the violence"}, {'start': '122.800', 'end': '129.600', 'text': 'please all right so so you met her at the bar yes\xa0\nyes and had you had your eye on her like all game'}, {'start': '129.600', 'end': '136.480', 'text': 'oh yes all game for sure what was What about her\xa0\nstuck out to you oh I mean her her legs just gone'}, {'start': '136.480', 'end': '143.760', 'text': 'for days you know one of those girls with legs\xa0\nall the way up to her butt so hot so hot we all'}, {'start': '143.760', 'end': '149.440', 'text': 'have that she was she was really good at the game\xa0\nand on top of it all she seemed like a genuinely'}, {'start': '149.440', 'end': '155.280', 'text': 'cool chick awesome so how did you approach her\xa0\nat the bar well I mean I grabbed her a drink and'}, {'start': '155.280', 'end': '161.040', 'text': 'you know said congrats for whooping our ass and\xa0\nyou know then we just started talking about how'}, {'start': '161.040', 'end': '165.840', 'text': 'long we had been playing and then one thing led\xa0\nto another and I ended up getting her number and'}, {'start': '165.840', 'end': '173.440', 'text': 'we set a date to go hiking sweet how was the hike\xa0\noh it was great she met me where we were going to'}, {'start': '173.440', 'end': '180.080', 'text': "start out uh we What' you say oh I just said nice\xa0\nsorry i mean I heard you i was just like what very"}, {'start': '180.080', 'end': '185.280', 'text': "nice she met you there awesome for you she met\xa0\nyou where you were going to start that's better"}, {'start': '185.280', 'end': '192.000', 'text': 'than meeting you at the end of the trail I guess\xa0\ni approve and she was just as awesome as the first'}, {'start': '192.000', 'end': '198.320', 'text': "time you met her absolutely like she did great\xa0\non the hike and we were able to talk we weren't"}, {'start': '198.320', 'end': '205.200', 'text': "winded or anything and uh I mean at the end like\xa0\nwhen we said goodbye like I didn't know if you"}, {'start': '205.200', 'end': '210.960', 'text': "know a kiss was feeling out but and I mean she was\xa0\nreal sweaty I was real 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You\xa0\nknow and I I didn\'t really get an answer from any'}, {'start': '245.360', 'end': '249.760', 'text': 'of that can I ask I mean just looking back at\xa0\nthe time you guys spent together between like'}, {'start': '249.760', 'end': '255.040', 'text': 'the softball game and the hiking do you think\xa0\nthat she also thought of this as a romantic date'}, {'start': '255.760', 'end': '260.800', 'text': 'well I mean I would hope it would be kind\xa0\nof obvious because I asked for her number'}, {'start': '260.800', 'end': '265.760', 'text': 'i said "I would love to get together." Like\xa0\nto me that that sends a pretty clear signal'}, {'start': '265.760', 'end': '271.520', 'text': 'of like "Hey I\'m interested in you." Right you\xa0\nknow even if like things go slow or whatever you'}, {'start': '271.520', 'end': '276.000', 'text': "know what I'm saying right so how long has it\xa0\nbeen since you've heard from her it's been over"}, {'start': '276.000', 'end': '282.480', 'text': "a week since I talked with her and she hasn't\xa0\nresponded to the two texts I sent oh man just"}, {'start': '282.480', 'end': '288.800', 'text': "a sweaty hug at the end of the hike that's all\xa0\nyou got yeah yeah right all right well play a"}, {'start': '288.800', 'end': '294.480', 'text': 'song come back call her and get your second date\xa0\nupdate okay thanks man all right hang on moving'}, {'start': '294.480', 'end': '303.120', 'text': "92.5 brooke and Jubel in the morning second date\xa0\nupdate i got to say I'm skeptical of you Matthew"}, {'start': '303.120', 'end': '308.960', 'text': 'am I suspect yes you are for what well we do\xa0\na lot of these second date updates all right'}, {'start': '308.960', 'end': '313.280', 'text': 'and everything always sounds normal until we get\xa0\nthe person on the phone and then something weird'}, {'start': '313.280', 'end': '318.240', 'text': 'comes out okay now you said that you met this\xa0\ngirl at a co-ed softball game you went to the'}, {'start': '318.240', 'end': '323.280', 'text': 'bar after asked for a number need LASIC trust the\xa0\nexperienced team at the LASIC Center at Evergreen'}, {'start': '323.280', 'end': '332.640', 'text': 'Eye Center no glasses no contacts no limits what\xa0\nwill you do lasic at evergreen.com moving 92.5'}, {'start': '332.640', 'end': '340.240', 'text': "brook and Jubil's second date update you can\xa0\nlearn a lot about life through baseball you"}, {'start': '340.240', 'end': '347.600', 'text': 'know when life throws you curve balls you knock\xa0\nthem out of the park sometimes you step up to the'}, {'start': '347.600', 'end': '354.880', 'text': "plate you swing and you miss but that's okay or\xa0\nsometimes you're the pitcher and sometimes you're"}, {'start': '354.880', 'end': '362.960', 'text': "the catcher either way you're going to have a good\xa0\ntime those are some famous sayings from baseball"}, {'start': '362.960', 'end': '366.960', 'text': 'and I bring them up because the guy on the\xa0\nphone for a second date update today his name'}, {'start': '366.960', 'end': '372.320', 'text': "is Matthew and he met the girl that he wants to\xa0\ncall at a co-ed softball game what's up Matthew"}, {'start': '372.320', 'end': '376.800', 'text': "how are you man i'm doing pretty good how about\xa0\nyou guys pretty good were you the pitcher or the"}, {'start': '376.800', 'end': '386.080', 'text': 'catcher that day i mainly bats and uh you know\xa0\nplay third base but uh thank God for answering'}, {'start': '386.080', 'end': '389.920', 'text': "like God you're a sick man your email said that\xa0\nyou met the girl that you want to call her name"}, {'start': '389.920', 'end': '396.000', 'text': "is Trisha yeah yeah she's real sweet okay and it\xa0\nsays here you met her at a co-ed softball game"}, {'start': '396.000', 'end': '403.440', 'text': "how'd that work yeah she was on the uh opposite\xa0\nteam oh the enemy well yeah so that's you know"}, {'start': '403.440', 'end': '408.800', 'text': 'a little extra charm as well uh let me guess she\xa0\nwas pitching to you she struck you out and then'}, {'start': '408.800', 'end': '415.200', 'text': "you threatened to fight her no way dude that's\xa0\nactually how softball friendly softball games go J"}, {'start': '415.200', 'end': '424.000', 'text': "you're right yeah physical violence is that how it\xa0\nwent down i No I It was more like when we all went"}, {'start': '424.000', 'end': '433.200', 'text': 'to the bar then you threatened a fighter there\xa0\nwas no fighting no fighting just softball okay'}, {'start': '433.200', 'end': '438.480', 'text': "no fighting during the game or afterwards that's\xa0\ndifferent than any co-ed sports league that I've"}, {'start': '438.480', 'end': '442.640', 'text': "been involved in there's always a fight at some\xa0\npoint but Okay move on from the violence please"}, {'start': '442.640', 'end': '449.680', 'text': 'all right so So you met her at the bar yes yes and\xa0\nhad you had your eye on her like all game oh yes'}, {'start': '449.680', 'end': '456.720', 'text': 'all game for sure what What about her stuck out\xa0\nto you oh I mean her her legs just gone for days'}, {'start': '456.720', 'end': '463.920', 'text': 'you know one of those girls with legs all the way\xa0\nup to her butt so hot so hot we all have she was'}, {'start': '463.920', 'end': '470.480', 'text': 'she was really good at the game and on top of it\xa0\nall she seemed like a genuinely cool chick awesome'}, {'start': '470.480', 'end': '476.000', 'text': 'so how did you approach her at the bar well I mean\xa0\nI grabbed her a drink and you know said "Congrats'}, {'start': '476.000', 'end': '481.600', 'text': 'for whooping her ass." And you know then we just\xa0\nstarted talking about how long we had been playing'}, {'start': '481.600', 'end': '486.960', 'text': 'and then one thing led to another and I ended\xa0\nup getting her number and we set a date to go'}, {'start': '486.960', 'end': '495.280', 'text': "hiking sweet how was the hike oh it was great she\xa0\nmet me where we were going to start out we What'"}, {'start': '495.280', 'end': '500.720', 'text': 'you say i just said nice sorry i mean I heard you\xa0\ni was just like what very nice she met you there'}, {'start': '500.720', 'end': '505.760', 'text': "awesome for you she met you where you're going to\xa0\nstart that's better than meeting you at the end of"}, {'start': '505.760', 'end': '513.840', 'text': 'the trail I guess i approve and she was just as\xa0\nawesome as the first time you met her absolutely'}, {'start': '513.840', 'end': '519.520', 'text': "like she did great on the hike and we were\xa0\nable to talk we weren't winded or anything and"}, {'start': '519.520', 'end': '526.000', 'text': "uh I mean at the end like when we said goodbye\xa0\nlike I didn't know if you know a kiss was feeling"}, {'start': '526.000', 'end': '531.200', 'text': "out but and I mean she was real sweaty I was real\xa0\nsweaty yeah i didn't know like we kind of just had"}, {'start': '531.200', 'end': '536.640', 'text': 'a quick hug but like it was still like you felt\xa0\nthat connection there and we made plans for about'}, {'start': '536.640', 'end': '544.480', 'text': 'a week later to go out again oh so you guys had a\xa0\nsecond date no see like a day before she texted to'}, {'start': '544.480', 'end': '550.160', 'text': "cancel she needed to cancel for some reason but\xa0\nso I don't know and now it's like now I haven't"}, {'start': '550.160', 'end': '554.640', 'text': 'really heard from her so kind of feel blown off\xa0\nhave you tried to reschedule that date that you'}, {'start': '554.640', 'end': '560.400', 'text': 'had planned i mean yeah i sent one or two texts\xa0\njust saying "Hey sorry you know scheduling didn\'t'}, {'start': '560.400', 'end': '566.160', 'text': 'work is next weekend good?" You know and I I\xa0\ndidn\'t really get an answer from any of that can I'}, {'start': '566.160', 'end': '570.080', 'text': 'ask I mean just looking back at the time you guys\xa0\nspent together between like the softball game and'}, {'start': '570.080', 'end': '577.360', 'text': 'the hiking do you think that she also thought of\xa0\nthis as a romantic date well I mean I would hope'}, {'start': '577.360', 'end': '582.000', 'text': 'it would be kind of obvious because I asked for\xa0\nher number i said "I would love to get together."'}, {'start': '582.000', 'end': '588.400', 'text': "Like to me that that sends a pretty clear signal\xa0\nof like hey I'm interested in you right you know"}, {'start': '588.400', 'end': '593.040', 'text': "even if like things go slow or whatever you\xa0\nknow what I'm saying right so how long has it"}, {'start': '593.040', 'end': '598.560', 'text': "been since you've heard from her it's been over\xa0\na week since I talked with her and she hasn't"}, {'start': '598.560', 'end': '604.160', 'text': "responded to the two texts I sent oh man just a\xa0\nsweaty hug at the end of the hike that's all you"}, {'start': '604.160', 'end': '610.720', 'text': "got yeah yeah right all right well we'll play a\xa0\nsong come back call her and get your second date"}, {'start': '610.720', 'end': '618.960', 'text': 'update okay thanks man all right hang on moving\xa0\n92.5 brooke and Jubel in the morning second date'}, {'start': '618.960', 'end': '626.720', 'text': "update i got to say I'm skeptical of you Matthew\xa0\nam I suspect yes you are for what well we do a"}, {'start': '626.720', 'end': '630.720', 'text': 'lot of these second date updates all right and\xa0\neverything always sounds normal until we get the'}, {'start': '630.720', 'end': '635.680', 'text': 'person on the phone and then something weird comes\xa0\nout okay now you said that you met this girl at a'}, {'start': '635.680', 'end': '640.320', 'text': 'co-ed softball game you went to the bar after\xa0\nasked for a number and you guys went on a hike'}, {'start': '640.320', 'end': '646.160', 'text': 'and had a great time and nothing weird happened\xa0\nthat is all true okay well if I call her and I'}, {'start': '646.160', 'end': '650.560', 'text': 'find out that you\'ve been going to all of her\xa0\ngames since then dressed up like "No no no no'}, {'start': '650.560', 'end': '658.720', 'text': 'no no no buddy i will be I will be 100% honest\xa0\nwith you." That thought did cross my mind okay'}, {'start': '658.720', 'end': '664.240', 'text': "but I denied it cuz I didn't want to be a creeper\xa0\nall right good i picture you in the stands like an"}, {'start': '664.240', 'end': '671.360', 'text': 'NFL quarterback\'s mom with her name on your shirt\xa0\nsitting there like "Go Trisha that\'s my girl." So'}, {'start': '671.360', 'end': '676.160', 'text': "oh my god you promised me you haven't done that\xa0\ni I have not done that all right he still doesn't"}, {'start': '676.160', 'end': '680.960', 'text': "trust you just so you know still I'm a little\xa0\nweary of you i'm going to dial the phone number"}, {'start': '680.960', 'end': '688.240', 'text': "right now though and get her on the phone and find\xa0\nout why she's not calling you back okay all right"}, {'start': '695.040', 'end': '702.560', 'text': 'hello hi is Trisha there yes this is she hey\xa0\nTrisha how are you my name is Jubel and I host'}, {'start': '702.560', 'end': '710.800', 'text': "a radio show called Broo and Jubel in the Morning\xa0\nokay i'm calling because one of our listeners sent"}, {'start': '710.800', 'end': '716.480', 'text': "an email about you his name is Matthew and he's\xa0\nsent us an email saying you guys were supposed to"}, {'start': '716.480', 'end': '723.040', 'text': 'go out on a date and then you stopped responding\xa0\nto him and he wants to know why he sent an email'}, {'start': '723.040', 'end': '728.240', 'text': 'about that why would he do that cuz he liked\xa0\nyou and he would like to go out again but you'}, {'start': '728.240', 'end': '733.120', 'text': 'just stopped talking to him so he thought maybe\xa0\nwe could help him out and figure out the answer'}, {'start': '733.120', 'end': '738.960', 'text': "look I am not comfortable discussing this if it's\xa0\nsomething way too personal you don't have to tell"}, {'start': '738.960', 'end': '745.520', 'text': "us but if it's not I mean he wants to know he\xa0\nliked you a lot you got to put yourself in his"}, {'start': '745.520', 'end': '749.440', 'text': 'shoes you know how frustrating it can be if you\xa0\nfeel like you connected with somebody and then'}, {'start': '749.440', 'end': '756.480', 'text': "they drop off i mean yeah I get that and he's a\xa0\ngood guy i totally got that sense from him okay"}, {'start': '756.480', 'end': '762.160', 'text': "so if he's a good guy then why aren't you calling\xa0\nhim back look he was really cool he's just not"}, {'start': '762.160', 'end': '767.360', 'text': 'marriage material why is he not marriage material\xa0\ndid you guys get into that conversation on your'}, {'start': '767.360', 'end': '774.960', 'text': "first date no no we didn't like talk about it\xa0\nbut like you could just tell from the date is"}, {'start': '774.960', 'end': '782.320', 'text': "he immature or something i mean well like here's\xa0\nwhere I am i am not getting any younger and I"}, {'start': '782.320', 'end': '788.640', 'text': "absolutely want to get married someday and he's\xa0\njust not going to be that guy that is a really"}, {'start': '788.640', 'end': '795.520', 'text': 'quick judgment to make after meeting someone just\xa0\none time actually we hung out twice oh okay so'}, {'start': '795.520', 'end': '801.360', 'text': 'two times is enough for you to know that now you\xa0\nknow everything about him how can you possibly'}, {'start': '801.360', 'end': '809.040', 'text': "know that he's not marriage material after two\xa0\nhangouts because after the second time we hung"}, {'start': '809.040', 'end': '818.320', 'text': 'out he took me back to his car and his car was\xa0\nfull of stuff like piles and piles wait are you'}, {'start': '818.320', 'end': '823.120', 'text': "saying that it was just messy like there was like\xa0\ngarbage and stuff in it well like I didn't know"}, {'start': '823.120', 'end': '829.280', 'text': 'so I had asthma i was like "What\'s the deal with\xa0\nall your stuff are you moving or something and'}, {'start': '829.280', 'end': '838.320', 'text': 'he said no and he said that he lives out of his\xa0\nvan he lives in his van yeah and he does it by'}, {'start': '838.320', 'end': '844.640', 'text': "choice what do you mean i like it's not that he's\xa0\nhomeless it's that he wants to be homeless yeah"}, {'start': '844.640', 'end': '851.920', 'text': 'he chooses this really what did he say to you to\xa0\nmake you think that he said "Look it\'s this really'}, {'start': '851.920', 'end': '858.560', 'text': "great situation i choose this i feel it's better\xa0\ni'm saving money and I look in there and there is"}, {'start': '858.560', 'end': '865.040', 'text': "a mattress there's a jug of water hot plate it's\xa0\nreally weird normally when you see a van with a"}, {'start': '865.040', 'end': '871.120', 'text': "mattress in it on a first date that's a good sign\xa0\nno so you're saying you didn't want to see him"}, {'start': '871.120', 'end': '877.680', 'text': "again because he lives in his van no i don't know\xa0\ni've been going back and forth over this like for"}, {'start': '877.680', 'end': '882.320', 'text': "the past few days because like he lives in a van\xa0\nyeah so you're saying you don't want to move into"}, {'start': '882.320', 'end': '888.960', 'text': "a van if you guys ever got more serious no well\xa0\nno i don't know that's the thing you don't know if"}, {'start': '888.960', 'end': '893.680', 'text': "you want to move into a van you might be willing\xa0\nto move into a van no I definitely don't want to"}, {'start': '893.680', 'end': '900.160', 'text': "live in a van like that's the problem but don't I\xa0\nmean don't you think okay granted this is a kind"}, {'start': '900.160', 'end': '907.840', 'text': 'of an odd situation but he has like a regular job\xa0\nright he has a really good job and he makes like a'}, {'start': '907.840', 'end': '914.240', 'text': 'ton of money he just chooses to save it all right\xa0\nso he just the guy just likes to live in a van he'}, {'start': '914.240', 'end': '920.080', 'text': "seems really in love with his living situation and\xa0\nif that's the case I don't want to mess with it i"}, {'start': '920.080', 'end': '925.680', 'text': "have so many questions you don't want to make the\xa0\nguy give up his house you know exactly his green"}, {'start': '925.680', 'end': '930.720', 'text': 'van well Trisha I do need to let you know that\xa0\nMatthew is actually on the other line listening'}, {'start': '930.720', 'end': '937.840', 'text': 'maybe in his van right now and he wants to talk\xa0\nto you what yeah matthew you there oh my god yeah'}, {'start': '937.840', 'end': '947.840', 'text': "yeah hey Trisha oh my god i am not in my van just\xa0\nto clarify i'm uh I'm in my office i'm at work"}, {'start': '947.840', 'end': '958.720', 'text': "right now well that's good to know yeah i'm just\xa0\nreally surprised because like when we went out I"}, {'start': '958.720', 'end': '965.520', 'text': 'mean you you seem to think it was really kind of\xa0\ncool what I was doing yeah i said it was cool when'}, {'start': '965.520', 'end': '973.440', 'text': "I was looking at it because I didn't just want to\xa0\ntell you it was weird right off the bat okay oh"}, {'start': '973.440', 'end': '982.800', 'text': "um now you're just 180 on this so I'm I'm confused\xa0\nmatthew think about it i mean how could a girl see"}, {'start': '982.800', 'end': '986.080', 'text': "a van and think I want to stay the night with\xa0\nhim i'm not sure where I'm going to go to the"}, {'start': '986.080', 'end': '993.920', 'text': 'bathroom if I have to go but owning a van and\xa0\nliving out of it is awesome i have this freedom'}, {'start': '993.920', 'end': '1000.400', 'text': 'that everybody else is dreaming about i save\xa0\nall this money it keeps going in the bank when'}, {'start': '1000.400', 'end': '1007.200', 'text': "everybody else is spending and going into debt on\xa0\nthese houses that they can't afford and they're"}, {'start': '1007.200', 'end': '1014.560', 'text': "never in cuz they're always at work all day for\xa0\nthem i mean what's the point of it the point is"}, {'start': '1014.560', 'end': '1024.000', 'text': "to actually have a place where you can hang out\xa0\nmoving 92.5 Brooke and Jubil's second date update"}, {'start': '1024.000', 'end': '1028.880', 'text': "i feel really bad for the guy who's on the phone\xa0\nto do a second date update today not only bad but"}, {'start': '1028.880', 'end': '1035.120', 'text': "I'm also impressed by his bravery i read his\xa0\nemail about what happened on his date and I'm"}, {'start': '1035.120', 'end': '1040.800', 'text': 'frankly surprised that he would be willing to tell\xa0\nthis story to anybody let alone do it on a radio'}, {'start': '1040.800', 'end': '1047.040', 'text': "show yes matt how you doing man I got a weird mix\xa0\nof emotions because I feel like I'm I'm throwing"}, {'start': '1047.040', 'end': '1053.680', 'text': "a Hail Mary here and and I know it's a long shot\xa0\nyou know what I mean what the description of what"}, {'start': '1053.680', 'end': '1058.560', 'text': 'happened on your date is amazing to me and like\xa0\nI said I commend your bravery for being willing'}, {'start': '1058.560', 'end': '1064.240', 'text': "to talk about this i mean this is like I've I've\xa0\nlived a a life where I've done embarrassing things"}, {'start': '1064.240', 'end': '1070.320', 'text': "this has got to be the most embarrassing that bad\xa0\nI can think of why don't you tell your story there"}, {'start': '1070.320', 'end': '1078.320', 'text': "Matt all right uh so you know I meet this really\xa0\nreally nice girl online uhhuh name's Amanda and we"}, {'start': '1078.320', 'end': '1082.960', 'text': "agreed to go to this restaurant and the whole deal\xa0\nwas there's a seasonal festival going on i really"}, {'start': '1082.960', 'end': '1086.480', 'text': 'wanted to go to i was like this would be so much\xa0\nfun so I just kind of picked a restaurant near the'}, {'start': '1086.480', 'end': '1089.360', 'text': "festival because I wasn't sure if we're going\xa0\nto get to eat like I didn't want to be hungry"}, {'start': '1089.360', 'end': '1094.560', 'text': "at this festival i just wanted to be in a good\xa0\nmood so we'd go and it's 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cool\xa0\ni like a guy who can eat." Why are you eating'}, {'start': '1156.160', 'end': '1162.320', 'text': "so much food all right because I hadn't eaten all\xa0\nday and it's a festival we're going to walk around"}, {'start': '1162.320', 'end': '1167.440', 'text': "a long time i didn't want to just be hungry you\xa0\nknow I while we're at the festival i can get kind"}, {'start': '1167.440', 'end': '1173.360', 'text': 'of grumpy so I wanted to be on my agame and fill\xa0\nmy belly my god chili cheese fries and steak is'}, {'start': '1173.360', 'end': '1179.040', 'text': "already enough hey I didn't even tell you about\xa0\nthe dessert my god so we get one of those giant"}, {'start': '1179.040', 'end': '1183.120', 'text': "like ice cream brownie sundae things oh my gosh\xa0\nall I'm going to say I know I know you don't want"}, {'start': '1183.120', 'end': '1189.680', 'text': "me to like go on and on and on but Oh my gosh that\xa0\nwhipped cream it was like I don't know it It was"}, {'start': '1189.680', 'end': '1194.480', 'text': 'like there was a group of people in the back that\xa0\nwere making it by by hand and that was their only'}, {'start': '1194.480', 'end': '1200.160', 'text': 'job was just to make the whipped cream i mean how\xa0\nafter reading your email how in the world can you'}, {'start': '1200.160', 'end': '1206.160', 'text': 'still be talking about the food with the situation\xa0\nthat happened after you ate i want to know what'}, {'start': '1206.160', 'end': '1210.320', 'text': 'happened you do want to know what happened you\xa0\nunderstand like I was so happy i like this is the'}, {'start': '1210.320', 'end': '1216.240', 'text': "happiest I've been on a date with this all right\xa0\nand and so like that's why so like we ate this is"}, {'start': '1216.240', 'end': '1221.040', 'text': "great let's go so it's just like we're walking\xa0\ni start like I just I start burbling you know"}, {'start': '1221.040', 'end': '1225.680', 'text': 'my stomach starts burbling like "Oh no i gotta go\xa0\ni should have gone." 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You know yeah it\'s usually bad first\xa0\ndate etiquette to bring that up i didn\'t want to'}, {'start': '1240.720', 'end': '1244.160', 'text': 'do that so like we walked by this department\xa0\nstore and I was like "Oh yeah i forgot I got to'}, {'start': '1244.160', 'end': '1248.800', 'text': "buy a gift for one of my co-workers i'll just go\xa0\nin here real quick cuz it's tomorrow it's my only"}, {'start': '1248.800', 'end': '1253.760', 'text': "chance if I don't buy it now so I knew I'll just\xa0\nbe in and out real quick and so I go in and it"}, {'start': '1253.760', 'end': '1259.200', 'text': "the bathroom is on like the fifth floor it's like\xa0\nescalators so I I'm like running up the escalators"}, {'start': '1259.200', 'end': '1263.360', 'text': "like carefully because now I'm at the point where\xa0\nit's very sensitive and I can just lose it all"}, {'start': '1263.360', 'end': '1268.720', 'text': "oh my god any second i can feel it be careful you\xa0\nknow like that run you do when you're trying to be"}, {'start': '1268.720', 'end': '1274.480', 'text': "careful not to spill it i get up I get up there i\xa0\nget to the fifth floor i'm so excited and there's"}, {'start': '1274.480', 'end': '1279.440', 'text': 'a guy with a mop and he\'s cleaning and he\'s like\xa0\n"You\'re not coming in here." Oh no and then like'}, {'start': '1279.440', 'end': '1283.360', 'text': "there's oh the woman's bathroom i can go in the\xa0\nwomen's bathroom but like a woman goes in and"}, {'start': '1283.360', 'end': '1287.440', 'text': "I'm not going to go in while there's a woman in\xa0\nthere that's just so You don't need like assault"}, {'start': '1287.440', 'end': '1292.640', 'text': "charges or indecency charges on your first date so\xa0\nI like okay I'm not I can hold it a little longer"}, {'start': '1292.640', 'end': '1298.480', 'text': "so I run I run and clinch down i just I'm running\xa0\nand clinching i'm going down the escalators i run"}, {'start': '1298.480', 'end': '1302.720', 'text': 'out the front she\'s like "What are you doing what\xa0\nare you done?" was like I got to go i\'ll be right'}, {'start': '1302.720', 'end': '1306.960', 'text': "back and I just I'm like running back to the\xa0\nrestaurant it's like you know what i paid there"}, {'start': '1306.960', 'end': '1311.600', 'text': 'i can go i can use the bathroom and by the time I\xa0\nget to the restaurant I got a pretty good sprint'}, {'start': '1311.600', 'end': '1317.200', 'text': 'coming on and it I mean everything I have to hold\xa0\nthis in I burst the door open it knocks over this'}, {'start': '1317.200', 'end': '1322.000', 'text': "old man the old man falls to the floor i don't\xa0\nstop someone says he knocked over an old man i"}, {'start': '1322.000', 'end': '1327.520', 'text': "don't have time to apologize or stop i go to the\xa0\nbathroom and I just go in and I'm like a sweating"}, {'start': '1327.520', 'end': '1335.200', 'text': 'heaving mess of shame and I sit there in the pot\xa0\nand I just like I mean I destroyed that bathroom'}, {'start': '1335.200', 'end': '1341.840', 'text': "i Oh my god it is I I was disgusted by myself on\xa0\nso many levels and I'm sitting there and it's like"}, {'start': '1341.840', 'end': '1347.200', 'text': 'taking so long i just wanted to go fast like 15\xa0\nminutes which is such a long time especially after'}, {'start': '1347.200', 'end': '1351.760', 'text': "you've run up to the top of a department store and\xa0\nthen sprinted back down sprinted by your date and"}, {'start': '1351.760', 'end': '1355.760', 'text': 'she\'s like where are you going so yeah she\'s\xa0\ntexting me she\'s like "What\'s going on what\'s'}, {'start': '1355.760', 'end': '1360.720', 'text': 'going on?" It\'s like it\'s fine it\'s fine i\'ll be\xa0\nright back i\'ll be right back and I was like "I\'m'}, {'start': '1360.720', 'end': '1365.920', 'text': 'good i\'m good i\'m I\'m like done." And I stand\xa0\nup and I look at my pants and I had splattered'}, {'start': '1365.920', 'end': '1371.440', 'text': 'my pants in the process what i was like "This is\xa0\nnot This is not going to work this is disgusting'}, {'start': '1371.440', 'end': '1377.120', 'text': 'i don\'t get it you didn\'t realize that you pooped\xa0\nyour pants before you went into the bathroom?" I'}, {'start': '1377.120', 'end': '1383.200', 'text': "I I was in a dark place i I don't know why they\xa0\nwere playing this was not like a normal situation"}, {'start': '1383.200', 'end': '1388.160', 'text': "i mean I'm in there freaking out about knocking\xa0\nover this man like I'm I like I got to go home i"}, {'start': '1388.160', 'end': '1392.640', 'text': "got to go home and get a change of pants i can't\xa0\ndo you live close to this place no I live like 10"}, {'start': '1392.640', 'end': '1397.520', 'text': "minutes away if there's no light oh no you know\xa0\nwhat I mean so I went out the back door of this"}, {'start': '1397.520', 'end': '1401.760', 'text': "restaurant because I don't want to run into this\xa0\nold man or his family or anyone like so I go out"}, {'start': '1401.760', 'end': '1407.200', 'text': 'the back door and I I drive home i like I barely\xa0\nyou know I get home I change my pants she texts me'}, {'start': '1407.200', 'end': '1412.720', 'text': '"Screw you i can\'t believe you ditched me." And\xa0\nI was like "Oh no." Is that the last thing you'}, {'start': '1412.720', 'end': '1417.840', 'text': "heard from her yeah yeah cuz I knew like there's\xa0\nno coming back from that like I didn't know what"}, {'start': '1417.840', 'end': '1423.040', 'text': "to do and I just you know did you try to apologize\xa0\nand explain what happened i mean I said I'm sorry"}, {'start': '1423.040', 'end': '1426.880', 'text': 'but I I knew that like if I did a lot like I felt\xa0\nlike it would make it worse so I just said I was'}, {'start': '1426.880', 'end': '1431.840', 'text': 'sorry you know oh my god my brain is like still\xa0\nspitting from your like really detailed story'}, {'start': '1431.840', 'end': '1437.280', 'text': "about pooping yourself why would you ever think\xa0\nit's okay to leave a woman on the street for"}, {'start': '1437.280', 'end': '1442.720', 'text': "how long in the end it was like 354 minutes yeah\xa0\nno wonder she's not calling you back i mean you"}, {'start': '1442.720', 'end': '1447.520', 'text': "know what happened obviously yeah I know that's\xa0\nwhy I'm like that's why I said Hail Mary at the"}, {'start': '1447.520', 'end': '1451.360', 'text': 'beginning of this conversation like but I had such\xa0\na good time like you have to understand like she'}, {'start': '1451.360', 'end': '1457.360', 'text': "really is cool like I I met this really cool girl\xa0\nwho's like fun and has like a good sense of humor"}, {'start': '1457.360', 'end': '1462.880', 'text': "and for some reason I just like freaked out well\xa0\nyou're going to have to see how cool she is when"}, {'start': '1462.880', 'end': '1467.760', 'text': "we get her on the phone and you tell her the\xa0\nactual story of what happened oh I don't know"}, {'start': '1467.760', 'end': '1471.360', 'text': "i don't want to tell her all the details we just\xa0\nlike tell her like the generally what happened you"}, {'start': '1471.360', 'end': '1474.800', 'text': "know and and then see if she'll go out with me\xa0\nagain think i mean you don't have to like give"}, {'start': '1474.800', 'end': '1479.440', 'text': "every example i'm just going to take this first\xa0\npart where we're talking right now we recorded"}, {'start': '1479.440', 'end': '1484.640', 'text': 'your story and play that back for her have her\xa0\nlisten to that no no no no no no no no please'}, {'start': '1484.640', 'end': '1488.880', 'text': "don't do that all right well we'll play a song\xa0\ncome back call her i love you guys i'm a big fan"}, {'start': '1488.880', 'end': '1492.800', 'text': "of you please all right hey you're going to have\xa0\nto tell her a little bit but we'll do it after"}, {'start': '1492.800', 'end': '1496.960', 'text': "this song we'll play a song come back call her and\xa0\nget your second date update okay all right thank"}, {'start': '1496.960', 'end': '1505.520', 'text': "you guys all right hang on moving 92.5 brooke and\xa0\nJubel in the mornings second date update if you're"}, {'start': '1505.520', 'end': '1510.880', 'text': "just tuning in for today's second date update\xa0\nMatt is on the phone and yes if you missed Matt"}, {'start': '1510.880', 'end': '1515.920', 'text': 'explaining what happened on his first date it was\xa0\nrather embarrassing long story short he had to go'}, {'start': '1515.920', 'end': '1520.400', 'text': "to the bathroom really bad after they had dinner\xa0\ntried to find a restroom didn't tell her what he"}, {'start': '1520.400', 'end': '1524.960', 'text': 'was doing because he was embarrassed ran to the\xa0\ntop of a department store bathroom was closed'}, {'start': '1524.960', 'end': '1531.040', 'text': "there sprinted down the stairs and passed her she\xa0\ndidn't know where he was going into a restaurant"}, {'start': '1531.040', 'end': '1535.120', 'text': 'knocked over an old dude on the way and people\xa0\nyelled like "Hey that guy is knocked over this old'}, {'start': '1535.120', 'end': '1540.480', 'text': 'guy but he was in a very bad place." So he had to\xa0\ngo straight to the bathroom he ended up going took'}, {'start': '1540.480', 'end': '1546.480', 'text': 'him about 15 minutes and then he realized that he\xa0\naccidentally had an accident on his pants so he'}, {'start': '1546.480', 'end': '1550.640', 'text': 'tried to go home to change his pants and at that\xa0\npoint she texted him and was like "It\'s obvious'}, {'start': '1550.640', 'end': '1554.880', 'text': 'that you ditched me." And she hasn\'t talked to him\xa0\nsince we\'re about to get her on the phone and see'}, {'start': '1554.880', 'end': '1562.240', 'text': 'if Matt can somehow salvage what happened and get\xa0\na second date matt are you ready to go as ready as'}, {'start': '1562.240', 'end': '1567.680', 'text': "I'm gonna be matt you do realize the last image\xa0\nshe has of you is you sprinting away from her on"}, {'start': '1567.680', 'end': '1572.320', 'text': "the street it's not even that you just ditched\xa0\nher you ran from her ran away from her no it's"}, {'start': '1572.320', 'end': '1577.600', 'text': "not good it's the worst it's the worst it could\xa0\nbe it really is i don't know i've never This is"}, {'start': '1577.600', 'end': '1582.560', 'text': "I don't know yeah good luck to you man i don't\xa0\nknow how you're going to get a second date out"}, {'start': '1582.560', 'end': '1586.720', 'text': 'of this one especially when he\'s like "No no no\xa0\nyou don\'t get it i pooped my pants don\'t worry."'}, {'start': '1586.720', 'end': '1593.200', 'text': "Yeah it's not as bad it wasn't you it's just that\xa0\nI have no control over my bowels would you like"}, {'start': '1593.200', 'end': '1598.160', 'text': "to go out again and try this over all right I'm\xa0\ngoing to dial the phone right now and get her on"}, {'start': '1598.160', 'end': '1602.160', 'text': "the phone okay if you guys don't mind vouching\xa0\nfor me that I'm a good guy that would be great"}, {'start': '1602.160', 'end': '1606.240', 'text': "sure i'll tell her we're longtime personal\xa0\nfriends and that you're a great dude you're"}, {'start': '1606.240', 'end': '1613.680', 'text': "such a That would be amazing okay I'm going\xa0\nto dial the phone number right now here we go"}, {'start': '1618.160', 'end': '1623.520', 'text': 'hello hi can I speak to Amanda please\xa0\nthis is Hello Amanda how are you this'}, {'start': '1623.520', 'end': '1628.960', 'text': "is Jubel from Brooke and Jubel\xa0\nin the morning it's a radio show"}, {'start': '1628.960', 'end': '1636.560', 'text': 'um we host a morning radio show and one of our\xa0\nlisteners actually emailed us about you to see'}, {'start': '1636.560', 'end': '1642.880', 'text': "if we could get you on the phone about me mhm\xa0\nit's called the second date update basically"}, {'start': '1642.880', 'end': '1647.200', 'text': "if you go out on a date with somebody and don't\xa0\ncall them back after the date they email us to"}, {'start': '1647.200', 'end': '1650.800', 'text': 'see if we can get you on the phone and find out\xa0\nwhat went wrong i think we kind of know what went'}, {'start': '1650.800', 'end': '1659.760', 'text': 'wrong on your date but I could be wrong okay the\xa0\nguy that emailed us his name is Matt he wanted'}, {'start': '1659.760', 'end': '1668.560', 'text': "you to call me yes he did i I I can't even imagine\xa0\nwhy yeah he said that he really enjoyed your date"}, {'start': '1669.440', 'end': '1675.200', 'text': "well that's pretty interesting cuz he's the one\xa0\nthat ditched me so I'm not really sure amanda what"}, {'start': '1675.200', 'end': '1681.440', 'text': "if I told you that he had a really good reason for\xa0\nhaving to leave your date i don't think there is"}, {'start': '1681.440', 'end': '1686.480', 'text': 'a good reason there\'s not There\'s pretty much\xa0\nnothing that could make me say "Oh that makes'}, {'start': '1686.480', 'end': '1693.120', 'text': 'sense." Really i don\'t know i think I think if you\xa0\nheard his story you might actually be happy that'}, {'start': '1693.120', 'end': '1699.200', 'text': "he didn't come back to you i just I can't even\xa0\nimagine that there is some excuse good enough"}, {'start': '1699.200', 'end': '1703.920', 'text': "for him ditching me leaving me standing there by\xa0\nmyself to find my own ride home well why don't"}, {'start': '1703.920', 'end': '1708.800', 'text': "I let him tell you because he's actually on the\xa0\nother line listening and then wants to talk to you"}, {'start': '1708.800', 'end': '1716.400', 'text': "because he feels really bad about what happened on\xa0\nyour date right now yes are you kidding me no I'm"}, {'start': '1716.400', 'end': '1725.200', 'text': 'not matt hi Amanda what do you want i just want\xa0\nto apologize and explain what happened because'}, {'start': '1725.200', 'end': '1733.120', 'text': "I I know that it seems like I ditched you and I\xa0\ndidn't ditch you uh Matt you did ditch me i was"}, {'start': '1733.120', 'end': '1739.600', 'text': "standing there for a very long time by myself and\xa0\nthat means that you ditched me no I know like I've"}, {'start': '1739.600', 'end': '1743.200', 'text': "been ditched lots of times before and I understand\xa0\nwhat it feels like and it's terrible i feel that"}, {'start': '1743.200', 'end': '1750.800', 'text': "way i I had an emergency and that I so I I didn't\xa0\nknow how to explain it at the time there wasn't a"}, {'start': '1750.800', 'end': '1754.320', 'text': 'way to That would have been bad okay it was weird\xa0\nenough that you left me standing there to go buy'}, {'start': '1754.320', 'end': '1762.000', 'text': "a present or whatever and then you came back and\xa0\nran right past me what's your emergency i I can't"}, {'start': '1762.000', 'end': '1767.360', 'text': "even understand why this get What's your emergency\xa0\nokay so remember when we were at the restaurant"}, {'start': '1767.360', 'end': '1776.800', 'text': "how much food I ate yes I do a lot of food uh lot\xa0\nof food okay yeah so I hadn't eaten all day and"}, {'start': '1776.800', 'end': '1783.280', 'text': 'so I had to go like worse than I ever have in my\xa0\nlife completely unprecedented did not know how to'}, {'start': '1783.280', 'end': '1787.280', 'text': "deal with it to the bathroom to the Yeah to the\xa0\nbathroom i'm trying to be polite to the bathroom"}, {'start': '1787.280', 'end': '1797.040', 'text': "number two i had to go like emergency emergency\xa0\nlike code red so as adult like when we're in the"}, {'start': '1797.040', 'end': '1800.960', 'text': "restaurant excuse me I'm going to go to the\xa0\nbathroom but see I didn't have to go at that"}, {'start': '1800.960', 'end': '1806.640', 'text': 'point i only had to go when we were walking so I I\xa0\nwas like I gotta go now i gotta go now and and we'}, {'start': '1806.640', 'end': '1810.880', 'text': "passed a coffee shop you could have said let's\xa0\ngrab a coffee and gone to the bathroom there i"}, {'start': '1810.880', 'end': '1815.200', 'text': "know i just We're not in second grade i don't\xa0\nunderstand why you couldn't have just handled"}, {'start': '1815.200', 'end': '1818.960', 'text': 'it i mean what am I supposed to do here turn you\xa0\nbe like "Hey I\'m about to crap my pants i\'m on a'}, {'start': '1818.960', 'end': '1823.280', 'text': 'first date with you." You know i I didn\'t want to\xa0\nlike I don\'t know i think that was I definitely'}, {'start': '1823.280', 'end': '1827.440', 'text': "appreciate that you didn't say that but you could\xa0\nhave said something you could have done anything"}, {'start': '1827.440', 'end': '1832.960', 'text': "hey let's go in here together and run away to the\xa0\nbathroom what do you What do you I wouldn't ask"}, {'start': '1832.960', 'end': '1837.600', 'text': "you to come into the bathroom while I have to do\xa0\nthat that's I mean that's like Okay man okay i'm"}, {'start': '1837.600', 'end': '1843.600', 'text': "not trying to be so literal here i'm just saying\xa0\nwe could have gone into the building structure at"}, {'start': '1843.600', 'end': '1848.880', 'text': "the same time so I wasn't standing outside on the\xa0\nstreet wondering where you were that would have"}, {'start': '1848.880', 'end': '1852.960', 'text': 'made sense that would have made much more sense\xa0\nit was really upsetting i I was having a good'}, {'start': '1852.960', 'end': '1859.520', 'text': 'time and I was so frustrated then I was cold then\xa0\nI got embarrassed cuz I was completely ditched i'}, {'start': '1859.520', 'end': '1864.800', 'text': 'went through so many emotions in that half an hour\xa0\nthat should never happen on a first date i know'}, {'start': '1864.800', 'end': '1871.280', 'text': "i know i know i went through a lot of emotions\xa0\ntoo and And I've been I feel terrible oh my god"}, {'start': '1871.280', 'end': '1875.760', 'text': "so you're the victim of this whole thing i'm the\xa0\none that was No no you're the victim you're the"}, {'start': '1875.760', 'end': '1881.200', 'text': "victim you're the victim i'm I'm sorry no you're\xa0\nthe victim why am I That's not the point you're"}, {'start': '1881.200', 'end': '1886.960', 'text': 'the one that had the issues i was ditched i\'m the\xa0\none who told my friends "I will never do internet'}, {'start': '1886.960', 'end': '1890.960', 'text': 'dating again because look what this guy did to\xa0\nme i\'m the one." You know what i figured that i'}, {'start': '1890.960', 'end': '1895.120', 'text': "figured you were probably telling your friends and\xa0\nthat's fine you should tell everyone i understand"}, {'start': '1895.120', 'end': '1900.240', 'text': "that i I I want to go on another date with you\xa0\nand I don't care if if that's the story that"}, {'start': '1900.240', 'end': '1905.280', 'text': "always gets told if the bathroom was what you were\xa0\ntrying to do and you had to go do it why wouldn't"}, {'start': '1905.280', 'end': '1911.680', 'text': "you come back we were going to go to the fair i I\xa0\ndon't get that i don't understand in all honesty"}, {'start': '1911.680', 'end': '1920.880', 'text': "the reason I didn't come back is that I my pants\xa0\noh my god and I had to go home are you kidding me"}, {'start': '1920.880', 'end': '1927.040', 'text': "i feel like I'm talking to a child right now i'm\xa0\ntelling you the truth okay well sometimes and I've"}, {'start': '1927.040', 'end': '1932.720', 'text': "never said this out loud but sometimes it's better\xa0\nto lie than give that many details so Amanda you'd"}, {'start': '1932.720', 'end': '1937.360', 'text': "prefer I mean I don't know that about you so you\xa0\nknow this is how I figure that out i don't know i"}, {'start': '1937.360', 'end': '1943.280', 'text': "know that i would rather anything but knowing\xa0\nthat you I I can't even say it like come on"}, {'start': '1943.280', 'end': '1948.720', 'text': "Amanda that's what happened hey at least he's\xa0\nhonest you know that he he told us about your"}, {'start': '1948.720', 'end': '1952.320', 'text': 'date said that he loved going out with you he\xa0\nreally enjoyed it and thought you were awesome'}, {'start': '1952.320', 'end': '1958.560', 'text': 'but he had an unfortunate situation where his body\xa0\nwas not working with him and he kind of ruined his'}, {'start': '1958.560', 'end': '1964.480', 'text': 'pants and he tried to go home and do this all in\xa0\na timely manner but at that point you were done'}, {'start': '1964.480', 'end': '1968.720', 'text': "and I didn't even tell you i knocked an old man\xa0\ntoo when I opened the door and everyone hated"}, {'start': '1968.720', 'end': '1972.320', 'text': "me everyone hated me you crapped your pants i'll\xa0\ntell you everything right you crapped your pants"}, {'start': '1972.320', 'end': '1977.680', 'text': 'you knocked an old man down you ditched a girl\xa0\nyou claim to be having a good time with and you'}, {'start': '1977.680', 'end': '1981.920', 'text': "never communicated any of this with anybody i I'm\xa0\ngoing to say you have some issues and I'm I'm not"}, {'start': '1981.920', 'end': '1990.800', 'text': "ready to go out again it's not going to happen\xa0\nmoving 92.5 brooke and Jubil's second date update"}, {'start': '1991.360', 'end': '1996.320', 'text': "i feel really bad for the guy who's on the phone\xa0\nto do a second date update today not only bad but"}, {'start': '1996.320', 'end': '2002.560', 'text': "I'm also impressed by his bravery i read his\xa0\nemail about what happened on his date and I'm"}, {'start': '2002.560', 'end': '2007.680', 'text': 'frankly surprised that he would be willing to\xa0\ntell this story to anybody let alone do it on'}, {'start': '2007.680', 'end': '2014.240', 'text': "a radio show yes matt how you doing man i got a\xa0\nweird mix of emotions because I feel like I'm I'm"}, {'start': '2014.240', 'end': '2020.320', 'text': "throwing a Hail Mary here and and I know it's\xa0\na long shot you know what I mean yeah what the"}, {'start': '2020.320', 'end': '2024.720', 'text': 'description of what happened on your date is\xa0\namazing to me and like I said I commend your'}, {'start': '2024.720', 'end': '2030.640', 'text': "bravery for being willing to talk about this i\xa0\nmean this is like I've I've lived a a life where"}, {'start': '2030.640', 'end': '2036.480', 'text': "I've done embarrassing things this has got to be\xa0\nthe most embarrassing that bad I can think of why"}, {'start': '2036.480', 'end': '2042.720', 'text': "don't you tell your story there Matt all right uh\xa0\nso you know I meet this really really nice girl"}, {'start': '2042.720', 'end': '2049.040', 'text': "online uhhuh name is Amanda and we agreed to go to\xa0\nthis restaurant and the whole deal was there's a"}, {'start': '2049.040', 'end': '2052.720', 'text': 'seasonal festival going on I really wanted to go\xa0\nto i was like this would be so much fun so I just'}, {'start': '2052.720', 'end': '2056.000', 'text': "kind of picked a restaurant near the festival cuz\xa0\nI wasn't sure if we're going to get to eat like I"}, {'start': '2056.000', 'end': '2060.880', 'text': "didn't want to be hungry at this festival i just\xa0\nwanted to be in a good mood so we'd go and it's"}, {'start': '2060.880', 'end': '2066.240', 'text': "great you know it's my kind of place laidback\xa0\nit's got good food and big portions and I like"}, 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There\'s like kind'}, {'start': '2192.800', 'end': '2196.960', 'text': "of We're kind of far from the restaurant now like\xa0\njust like want to keep moving and I didn't really"}, {'start': '2196.960', 'end': '2205.600', 'text': "want to say anything you know what I mean moving\xa0\n92.5 brooke and Jubil's second date update mike"}, {'start': '2205.600', 'end': '2209.200', 'text': 'is on the phone for a second date update right\xa0\nnow he wants to call a girl named Samantha who'}, {'start': '2209.200', 'end': '2214.720', 'text': "he met at a friend's party but not necessarily to\xa0\nget a second date i'm sure Mike would like one but"}, {'start': '2214.720', 'end': '2220.160', 'text': "his email says he's more just concerned for her\xa0\nsafety really and wants to make sure that she's"}, {'start': '2220.160', 'end': '2226.480', 'text': "okay mike how are you hey Jubo i'm good how are\xa0\nyou good thank you for your email tell us a little"}, {'start': '2226.480', 'end': '2233.520', 'text': "bit about Samantha the girl that you want to call\xa0\ntoday well I met her at my friend's party and like"}, {'start': '2233.520', 'end': '2237.680', 'text': "right away that there was just something about\xa0\nher like she was really cool down to earth we're"}, {'start': '2237.680', 'end': '2243.200', 'text': "like drinking have a good time so we like exchange\xa0\nnumbers and it's it's like really hard for me to"}, {'start': '2243.200', 'end': '2248.160', 'text': "ask girls out i kind of I know it's just always\xa0\nkind of been hard for me so I finally worked at"}, {'start': '2248.160', 'end': '2255.120', 'text': 'the courage to do it and I got tickets to a show\xa0\nand I asked her if she wanted to come so that that'}, {'start': '2255.120', 'end': '2260.720', 'text': 'took a lot of courage but you never made it to\xa0\nyour show did you no i took her to dinner first'}, {'start': '2260.720', 'end': '2265.520', 'text': "we went to this Chinese place and um it's like\xa0\nanother weird I don't know why I picked that"}, {'start': '2265.520', 'end': '2272.080', 'text': "place like I'm really terrible with chopsticks but\xa0\num That is something to think about she helped me"}, {'start': '2272.080', 'end': '2277.360', 'text': 'with my chopsticks and during dinner she went to\xa0\nthe bathroom and when she came back it was like'}, {'start': '2277.360', 'end': '2283.680', 'text': '10 minutes later and she was soaking wet she was\xa0\nlike she was like really sweaty oh my gosh and um'}, {'start': '2283.680', 'end': '2290.800', 'text': 'she said she ate something weird and she was like\xa0\nhunched over and she she looked pretty terrible'}, {'start': '2290.800', 'end': '2295.600', 'text': 'like I was like oh my god so like food poisoning\xa0\nyeah I guess some kind of food poisoning i mean I'}, {'start': '2295.600', 'end': '2300.080', 'text': "I didn't get what she had so it there was no like\xa0\nallergic reaction where it looked like her throat"}, {'start': '2300.080', 'end': '2304.080', 'text': 'was going to swell at any moment and her face was\xa0\nblowing up no it looked more like a stomach thing'}, {'start': '2304.080', 'end': '2309.280', 'text': 'it looked like looked she had eaten something bad\xa0\nand like she was sweating like she looked like she'}, {'start': '2309.280', 'end': '2313.840', 'text': 'had been poisoned okay and you didn\'t look her in\xa0\nthe eye and go "Hey tough it out sit down finish'}, {'start': '2313.840', 'end': '2318.320', 'text': "the date we still have to go to a play later\xa0\ni bought tickets to a show i'm going to waste"}, {'start': '2318.320', 'end': '2323.520', 'text': 'money now." You realize that sit down maybe you\xa0\nhave to finish that meal that maybe poisoned you'}, {'start': '2323.520', 'end': '2331.200', 'text': "you didn't do that no no no i I thought she was\xa0\nlike really sick so So I stopped the date and I"}, {'start': '2331.200', 'end': '2336.400', 'text': 'offered to drive her to the doctor but she just\xa0\nyou know wound up taking a cab and I told her I'}, {'start': '2336.400', 'end': '2342.560', 'text': "would text her later to see if she was all right\xa0\nand I did and that was 4 days ago and I haven't"}, {'start': '2342.560', 'end': '2347.600', 'text': "heard from her since have you tried to call her at\xa0\nall i don't know i feel like kind of awkward about"}, {'start': '2347.600', 'end': '2353.040', 'text': "doing that cuz I feel like maybe I don't know like\xa0\nI'm like I hope she's okay like maybe she's still"}, {'start': '2353.040', 'end': '2357.280', 'text': "sick like I don't know i just kind of Have you\xa0\nchecked with your 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'text': "Mike that you think could have happened on your\xa0\ndate where she didn't like you i mean from the"}, {'start': '2398.400', 'end': '2404.720', 'text': 'sounds of it she just got sick and she might not\xa0\nbe ready to call you back no I mean maybe maybe it'}, {'start': '2404.720', 'end': '2408.960', 'text': "was the chopstick thing i don't know some girls\xa0\nsome girls are weird about that that's usually"}, {'start': '2408.960', 'end': '2414.080', 'text': "a big cause of somebody not getting a call back\xa0\ni doubt it's the chopstick thing Mike all right"}, {'start': '2414.080', 'end': '2417.840', 'text': "well we'll play a song come back and hopefully\xa0\nwe can get her on the phone and get your second"}, {'start': '2417.840', 'end': '2427.520', 'text': 'date update okay all right all right man hang\xa0\non moving 92.5 brooke and Jubel in the morning'}, {'start': '2427.520', 'end': '2434.560', 'text': "second date update hey Mike i think you're good i\xa0\ndon't think 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got Hannah on the phone right now"}, {'start': '3083.120', 'end': '3088.240', 'text': "hannah emailed us about a date she went on with\xa0\na guy named Pete hannah how are you i'm good good"}, {'start': '3088.240', 'end': '3092.800', 'text': "hey guys how are you doing hey what's up tell us\xa0\nabout Pete tell us about your date tell us about"}, {'start': '3092.800', 'end': '3098.720', 'text': 'how it all went i think it was a really really\xa0\ngood date we went out to dinner downtown all'}, {'start': '3098.720', 'end': '3104.800', 'text': 'right we had really good conversation he was such\xa0\na gentleman and then we went to go watch a movie'}, {'start': '3104.800', 'end': '3110.640', 'text': 'all right it was a long date yeah so I just was\xa0\ngoing really really well and then afterwards we'}, {'start': '3110.640', 'end': '3117.840', 'text': 'went back to his place okay and we kind of had\xa0\na night cap we you know and by night cap do you'}, {'start': '3117.840', 'end': 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fiance is this a joke no are'}, {'start': '3462.000', 'end': '3471.520', 'text': "you kidding me that's not poss um Is there any\xa0\nway you've been out of town over the weekends"}, {'start': '3473.040', 'end': '3483.920', 'text': 'when did this happen Hannah on Friday night okay\xa0\nwere you with Pete on Friday night no and he Oh'}, {'start': '3483.920', 'end': '3492.800', 'text': "my god i know honey and he didn't answer my phone\xa0\ncalls or my texts on Friday and are you are you"}, {'start': '3492.800', 'end': '3499.440', 'text': "got is this it's not Jessica so you where did\xa0\nPete tell you he was on Friday night he said he"}, {'start': '3499.440', 'end': '3504.960', 'text': "had to work late okay and he didn't answer and he\xa0\nwouldn't answer any of my texts or anything and"}, {'start': '3504.960', 'end': '3513.520', 'text': "Oh my god are you kidding me hannah tell Jessica\xa0\nabout what you did Friday night i'm really sorry"}, {'start': '3513.520', 'end': '3518.000', 'text': 'i honestly had no idea this guy was engaged\xa0\ni thought he was just a great guy and we went'}, {'start': '3518.000', 'end': '3527.440', 'text': "on a date we went back you went on a date like a\xa0\npre-arranged date what you I'm trying very hard to"}, {'start': '3527.440', 'end': '3532.880', 'text': "give him the benefit of the doubt and not freak\xa0\nout right now what's Pete's last name Jessica"}, {'start': '3532.880', 'end': '3540.800', 'text': "what's Pete's last name we'll beep it out hannah\xa0\nwhat's the guy's last name that you went out with"}, {'start': '3540.800', 'end': '3550.720', 'text': 'oh are you kidding me have you guys had any\xa0\nproblems with cheating before in your No not'}, {'start': '3550.720', 'end': '3556.640', 'text': "that I'm aware of hannah how did you how did you\xa0\nmeet Pete again just through a mutual acquaintance"}, {'start': '3556.640', 'end': '3563.680', 'text': "mutual acquaintance who who this guy Charles\xa0\njessica is Charles a 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'3607.040', 'text': 'live there but there was no pictures of any girls\xa0\nin that house oh my god oh my god are you okay'}, {'start': '3607.040', 'end': '3619.040', 'text': "honey no I'm not okay i'm not okay i'm engaged\xa0\ni'm not okay at all no oh that makes my heart hurt"}, {'start': '3619.040', 'end': '3626.720', 'text': "feel so we tried to get Pete on the phone Jessica\xa0\nto talk about why he wasn't calling Hannah back"}, {'start': '3626.720', 'end': '3633.200', 'text': "and he got angry and hung up on us obviously\xa0\nbecause he has a fiance i'm sorry you had to"}, {'start': '3633.200', 'end': '3638.880', 'text': "hear about it this way i am too hey uh hey Jessica\xa0\nwe're going to give you just a second to compose"}, {'start': '3638.880', 'end': '3642.960', 'text': "yourself okay and and then we're going to talk to\xa0\nyou a little more all right okay okay i'm going to"}, {'start': '3642.960', 'end': '3649.920', 'text': 'put you hold for one second okay all right this is\xa0\nthe third segment of the second date update today'}, {'start': '3649.920', 'end': '3655.040', 'text': 'because obviously things got a little serious\xa0\nhannah went out with a guy named Peter they'}, {'start': '3655.040', 'end': '3659.520', 'text': 'hooked up we tried to get him on the phone he got\xa0\nmad and hung up on us and then we found out that'}, {'start': '3659.520', 'end': '3666.000', 'text': "he actually had a fiance jessica how you doing\xa0\nyeah I'm okay i'm Have you flushed your engagement"}, {'start': '3666.000', 'end': '3673.280', 'text': 'ring down the toilet yet not yet not yet have you\xa0\nsuspected him of cheating before anything else'}, {'start': '3674.160', 'end': '3680.800', 'text': "i've had my moments of worrying about that a\xa0\nlittle bit but I've always told myself to take"}, {'start': '3680.800', 'end': '3688.720', 'text': "the high road and not uh be accusatory yeah and\xa0\nto trust the commitment that we've made to each"}, {'start': '3688.720', 'end': '3694.720', 'text': "other which you should be able to what is your\xa0\nplan Jessica for confronting Pete i don't know"}, {'start': '3694.720', 'end': '3705.280', 'text': "yet i I don't I just not I don't know i I am My\xa0\nblood is boiling though right now and I am I don't"}, {'start': '3705.280', 'end': '3712.880', 'text': "know if I am going to pack my stuff and just get\xa0\nout of here or I'm just going to Jessica jessica"}, {'start': '3712.880', 'end': '3717.200', 'text': "I'm going to tell you from a guy's point of view\xa0\nwho has been caught cheating when he's been living"}, {'start': '3717.200', 'end': '3722.800', 'text': "with girls that he's been with just walk away like\xa0\nhonestly that's the best way to do it for both of"}, {'start': '3722.800', 'end': '3727.680', 'text': "you guys because you leave you can find someone\xa0\nelse who's not going to cheat on you and if you"}, {'start': '3727.680', 'end': '3731.200', 'text': "don't leave then you're always going to have that\xa0\ndoubt you're always going to be on his case it's"}, {'start': '3731.200', 'end': '3735.680', 'text': 'not going to be a good relationship on either\xa0\nside so no matter what now that you know this'}, {'start': '3735.680', 'end': '3741.600', 'text': "my advice to you would be just to go there when\xa0\nhe's not there get your stuff don't even give"}, {'start': '3741.600', 'end': '3745.680', 'text': "him the satisfaction of a conversation about it\xa0\nbecause all he's going to do is lie about it mhm"}, {'start': '3745.680', 'end': '3749.440', 'text': 'right i mean how many times have you been honest\xa0\nJubel when you had gotten caught in cheating i am'}, {'start': '3749.440', 'end': '3758.960', 'text': "never honest so so Jessica that's what I would\xa0\ntell you to do okay thank you i mean I I guess"}, {'start': '3758.960', 'end': '3764.640', 'text': "I'm glad I'm finding this out i'm not at all but\xa0\nhey it's better to know now than to have to get a"}, {'start': '3764.640', 'end': '3770.160', 'text': 'divorce right and let me tell you we threw one\xa0\nbadass unbachelorette party in Vegas after my'}, {'start': '3770.160', 'end': '3776.160', 'text': 'girlfriend broke up with her second fiance and\xa0\nit was way more fun hey Jessica will you stay in'}, {'start': '3776.160', 'end': '3781.200', 'text': "touch with us just to let us know how you're doing\xa0\nand how everything wraps up yeah yeah all right"}, {'start': '3781.200', 'end': '3785.760', 'text': "you're going to be okay thanks guys yeah it's\xa0\nnot the end of the world it really isn't i know"}, {'start': '3785.760', 'end': '3792.880', 'text': "it sucks right now but it's not all right there's\xa0\nplenty of guys like me out there that's not hope"}, {'start': '3792.880', 'end': '3813.040', 'text': "i don't know it's the opposite uh all right\xa0\nkeep in touch with us okay all right thanks la"}, {'start': '3813.040', 'end': '3822.800', 'text': "moving 92.5 Brook and 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get her\xa0\non the phone and ask her um why she hasn't gotten"}, {'start': '4104.640', 'end': '4115.120', 'text': 'back to you all right moving 92.5 Brooke and Jubel\xa0\nin the morning second date update just reminding'}, {'start': '4115.120', 'end': '4120.720', 'text': 'everybody joining us we are replaying one of the\xa0\nmost talked about Second Date updates ever why'}, {'start': '4120.720', 'end': '4126.880', 'text': "because after the segment airs we're going to talk\xa0\nlive to Trevor and Alexandra and find out exactly"}, {'start': '4126.880', 'end': '4132.080', 'text': "where their relationship stands today okay if\xa0\nyou didn't hear the first part of the second date"}, {'start': '4132.080', 'end': '4139.280', 'text': "update I'm not going to go into nearly as much\xa0\ndetail as Trevor did about his date but Trevor"}, {'start': '4139.280', 'end': '4144.640', 'text': "met a girl named Alexander who's from Detroit\xa0\nactually showed her around Seattle a couple of"}, 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speak to Alexandra please this\xa0\nis Alexandra hey how are you this is Jubel from'}, {'start': '4198.240', 'end': '4206.160', 'text': "Brook and Jubel in the morning on moving 92.5 um\xa0\nI'm sure you probably have no idea who we are no"}, {'start': '4206.160', 'end': '4214.160', 'text': 'okay uh we host a morning radio show in Seattle\xa0\nokay and we wanted to call you to ask you a couple'}, {'start': '4214.160', 'end': '4224.080', 'text': 'questions about a mutual friend oh when you were\xa0\nin town here in Seattle you met a guy named Trevor'}, {'start': '4225.200', 'end': '4229.120', 'text': 'and um you guys had a kind of\xa0\nan evening out together right'}, {'start': '4229.840', 'end': '4236.640', 'text': "yeah oh my god things just get more intense with\xa0\nTrevor don't they we're calling to ask you why"}, {'start': '4236.640', 'end': '4246.560', 'text': "you haven't called Trevor back you're calling\xa0\nto ask me why I'm um This is weird i know is it"}, {'start': 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'end': '5245.040', 'text': '"Yeah I just you know she just said she was kind\xa0\nof ready to go back to her house and I took her'}, {'start': '5245.040', 'end': '5250.800', 'text': "back i didn't try making any moves or I didn't\xa0\ntry you know obviously you know kissing her or"}, {'start': '5250.800', 'end': '5255.680', 'text': 'anything i wanted to stay respectful you know cuz\xa0\nI really did like her outside of that crappy joke'}, {'start': '5255.680', 'end': '5260.480', 'text': 'that I made you know she was really nice." Have\xa0\nyou talked to her at all since no I haven\'t she'}, {'start': '5260.480', 'end': '5266.480', 'text': "hasn't called me back okay i I just feel like I\xa0\nmean people say awkward things in awkward moments"}, {'start': '5266.480', 'end': '5272.320', 'text': "on a date i feel like what you said though not\xa0\nfunny forgivable yeah i don't know like I said"}, {'start': '5272.320', 'end': '5278.240', 'text': 'I was just I was trying to be lighthearted about\xa0\nit but it obviously was maybe a little too soon'}, {'start': '5278.240', 'end': '5282.880', 'text': "and I don't know yeah she hasn't called me back\xa0\nand it's kind of like surprising too because I"}, {'start': '5282.880', 'end': '5288.320', 'text': "mean usually girls call me back like I'm kind\xa0\nof like a part-time model so you know even if"}, {'start': '5288.320', 'end': '5292.960', 'text': "girls don't like me they generally will you know\xa0\nreach back out to hook up or something you know"}, {'start': '5292.960', 'end': '5301.440', 'text': "cuz you're attractive you're hot yeah i mean you\xa0\nknow yeah all right at the very least we can get"}, {'start': '5301.440', 'end': '5306.960', 'text': 'her on the phone and see if you can apologize\xa0\nfor your joke and try to get a second date well'}, {'start': '5306.960', 'end': '5311.120', 'text': "hopefully hopefully she's down to go back out with\xa0\nme like I said I really liked her and I felt like"}, {'start': '5311.120', 'end': '5316.560', 'text': "we connected i just you know I made a joke okay\xa0\nwell we'll play a song and then come back and get"}, {'start': '5316.560', 'end': '5324.000', 'text': 'your second date update all right all right guys\xa0\nokay hang on moving 92.5 brooke and Jubel in the'}, {'start': '5324.000', 'end': '5331.840', 'text': "morning second date update today's second date\xa0\nupdate brings up a very important question what"}, {'start': '5331.840', 'end': '5338.320', 'text': "is the timeline on how soon you can joke about\xa0\nsomebody's dead grandparent i think we got to"}, {'start': '5338.320', 'end': '5342.080', 'text': 'figure it out i think we should do it by maybe\xa0\nthe age that they were when they died like if'}, {'start': '5342.080', 'end': '5347.920', 'text': "they were 80 got to wait 80 days before you make a\xa0\njoke it's not actually a bad rule of thumb yeah or"}, {'start': '5347.920', 'end': '5352.560', 'text': "maybe just don't joke around people's dead answers\xa0\nbut I also think how do you not Jose you have to"}, {'start': '5352.560', 'end': '5356.480', 'text': "at least throw a joke or two in there just got\xa0\nto make sure the timing is right and Kurt who's"}, {'start': '5356.480', 'end': '5360.400', 'text': 'on the phone for a second date update right now\xa0\nhis timing was definitely not right he went out'}, {'start': '5360.400', 'end': '5365.280', 'text': 'with a girl named Angie they went out to dinner\xa0\nshe was kind of a little down the whole time and'}, {'start': '5365.280', 'end': '5369.600', 'text': 'then she shared with him that she was feeling down\xa0\nbecause her grandmother had passed away recently'}, {'start': '5369.600', 'end': '5373.760', 'text': 'and then Kurt decided to make her feel better\xa0\nwith a joke saying "Hey my grandpa passed away'}, {'start': '5373.760', 'end': '5379.200', 'text': "recently we should totally hook our grandparents\xa0\nup now that they're single and she didn't find it"}, {'start': '5379.200', 'end': '5384.400', 'text': 'very funny." And then the date ended very shortly\xa0\nafter that so we\'re about to give her a call and'}, {'start': '5384.400', 'end': '5390.240', 'text': 'Kurt one thing we should do in this phone call\xa0\nis find out how old her grandma was so we know'}, {'start': '5390.240', 'end': '5395.840', 'text': "when the appropriate time to make that joke is\xa0\noh don't you think that sounds good no you guys"}, {'start': '5395.840', 'end': '5401.280', 'text': 'stop bringing up the dead grandma i mean I think\xa0\nthat this is your chance to like apologize and'}, {'start': '5401.280', 'end': '5406.080', 'text': "maybe say what you should have said when she said\xa0\nthat you've had time to think about it do you know"}, {'start': '5406.080', 'end': '5411.200', 'text': 'what your appropriate response would have been\xa0\nafter she said her grandma kicked the bucket um'}, {'start': '5411.200', 'end': '5416.080', 'text': 'I would have just said "I\'m really sorry to hear\xa0\nthat you know if there\'s anything I could do let'}, {'start': '5416.080', 'end': '5422.480', 'text': 'me know." And then maybe change the subject\xa0\nthat\'s so good god hindsight is 2020 isn\'t it'}, {'start': '5422.480', 'end': '5425.920', 'text': "it's a much better option all right well I'm\xa0\ngoing to dial her phone number right now and"}, {'start': '5425.920', 'end': '5438.240', 'text': "see if we can figure out why she's not calling\xa0\nyou back okay sounds good all right here we go"}, {'start': '5438.240', 'end': '5445.360', 'text': "hello hi is this Angie um yeah who's this\xa0\nhey what's up Angie how are you this is"}, {'start': '5445.360', 'end': '5453.200', 'text': "Jubel from Brook and Jubel in the Morning\xa0\nthe radio show oh I'm fine how are you"}, {'start': '5454.400', 'end': '5461.840', 'text': "not bad it sounds like you might be familiar with\xa0\nthe show yeah i mean I' I've heard it before cool"}, {'start': '5461.840', 'end': '5470.240', 'text': 'thank you you ever heard of Second Date Update\xa0\nbefore um yes I have okay wonderful and this is'}, {'start': '5470.240', 'end': '5476.240', 'text': "going to be You might be excited to know that's\xa0\nwhy we're calling today oh really yep that wasn't"}, {'start': '5476.240', 'end': '5483.600', 'text': "a very excited uh oh okay what's going on have\xa0\nyou been out on a lot of dates recently um not"}, {'start': '5483.600', 'end': '5493.360', 'text': 'a lot uhhuh okay have you been out on a date with\xa0\na dude named Kurt yes I did go out with him cool'}, {'start': '5493.360', 'end': '5500.880', 'text': "any guess on who might be calling for a second\xa0\ndate update kind of told her well I guess it's"}, {'start': '5500.880', 'end': '5508.800', 'text': "him but that's kind of weird why is it weird it's\xa0\nweird yeah i mean I'm not interested in going out"}, {'start': '5508.800', 'end': '5514.560', 'text': "with him yeah that I mean he got that because you\xa0\nhaven't called him back back remember the point of"}, {'start': '5514.560', 'end': '5519.920', 'text': "the second date update is find out why yeah but\xa0\nI guess he really didn't get it cuz he actually"}, {'start': '5519.920', 'end': '5525.840', 'text': "called you guys which is weird oh so you're saying\xa0\nthat it should be obvious why you're not calling"}, {'start': '5525.840', 'end': '5531.440', 'text': "him back yeah yeah I think so i think I guess\xa0\nit's not though really is it the joke about"}, {'start': '5531.440', 'end': '5539.760', 'text': "your grandmother oh he actually told you that\xa0\nyeah that was um that was really uh I didn't"}, {'start': '5539.760', 'end': '5544.480', 'text': "appreciate that at all but that's not the whole\xa0\nreason yeah he did tell us about that he told us"}, {'start': '5544.480', 'end': '5549.440', 'text': 'that he feels bad actually about making a poorly\xa0\ntimed joke when you shared that your grandmother'}, {'start': '5549.440', 'end': '5556.000', 'text': "had just passed away so he does feel bad about\xa0\nthat but it's more to it yeah um Yeah i think"}, {'start': '5556.000', 'end': '5563.120', 'text': "that like the worst part was that he was going\xa0\non and on about the fact that he's a male model"}, {'start': '5563.120', 'end': '5570.080', 'text': 'it was like very uncomfortable for me and he\xa0\nkept like making all these faces like this is'}, {'start': '5570.080', 'end': '5580.240', 'text': 'my relaxed face and this is my face and this\xa0\nis my evening romantic face who does that are'}, {'start': '5580.240', 'end': '5585.280', 'text': "you serious he mentioned that it was weird you\xa0\nweren't calling him back because girls always call"}, {'start': '5585.280', 'end': '5593.440', 'text': "him back because he's a model oh please so doesn't\xa0\nthat give you an idea of like how gross he is wait"}, {'start': '5593.440', 'end': '5598.320', 'text': 'when did he start doing faces at the table like\xa0\nreally early on in the date like he seemed like'}, {'start': '5598.320', 'end': '5603.120', 'text': 'he was trying to impress me you know if there was\xa0\na mirror behind me in the booth I bet you he would'}, {'start': '5603.120', 'end': '5610.240', 'text': 'have just been looking at his reflection the whole\xa0\ntime yeah this dude is like "Here\'s me here\'s the'}, {'start': '5610.240', 'end': '5616.400', 'text': 'world and here\'s all my faces." And I was like\xa0\n"Oh come on i wasn\'t in a really good mood you'}, {'start': '5616.400', 'end': '5622.080', 'text': "know i I mean I just wanted to go out and have\xa0\nsome fun i'm sad about my grandma and this guy"}, {'start': '5622.080', 'end': '5628.080', 'text': "is just Ew he just made it worse i'm surprised he\xa0\ndidn't take that opportunity to show you his sad"}, {'start': '5628.080', 'end': '5636.960', 'text': 'look you know he may have he showed me a lot of\xa0\nlooks the whole gamut what did you say to him i'}, {'start': '5636.960', 'end': '5643.440', 'text': "mean I didn't know what to say because I I mean\xa0\nhe just thought that he was so entertaining and"}, {'start': '5643.440', 'end': '5648.800', 'text': "I I mean I sort of tried to get the point across\xa0\nthat I wasn't really into seeing all these faces"}, {'start': '5648.800', 'end': '5655.360', 'text': "and I just kind of wanted some nice company and\xa0\nyou know but I guess he didn't get it okay so"}, 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trying to show you you know kind of like\xa0\nmy talents and hoping that you would show me your'}, {'start': '5700.000', 'end': '5707.200', 'text': "talents but you don't really have any so Oh damn\xa0\nsomebody got their feelings hurt Kurt i mean maybe"}, {'start': '5707.200', 'end': '5711.360', 'text': "I don't care that much about your talents right\xa0\nnow i have other things going on in my life i just"}, {'start': '5711.360', 'end': '5716.320', 'text': "wanted someone normal to hang out with but that's\xa0\nnot you oh wow i cannot believe you didn't come in"}, {'start': '5716.320', 'end': '5724.400', 'text': "with an apology Kurt like oh my god I was nervous\xa0\ni'm sorry oh I mean why am I going to apologize if"}, {'start': '5724.400', 'end': '5729.840', 'text': "like everybody in the station including yourself\xa0\nis like making fun of what I do like that's"}, {'start': '5729.840', 'end': '5734.400', 'text': "doesn't make any sense i'm not going to apologize\xa0\nfor anything okay well I know that you think your"}, {'start': '5734.400', 'end': '5738.720', 'text': 'modeling is really great so why do you care what\xa0\nanyone thinks of it and I like I said I have other'}, {'start': '5738.720', 'end': '5743.280', 'text': "things going on right now so I'm not so interested\xa0\nin your bragging about your talents i was just"}, {'start': '5743.280', 'end': '5749.040', 'text': "trying to have a good time curt I don't think you\xa0\nget it like nobody's making fun of your career"}, {'start': '5749.040', 'end': '5756.480', 'text': "they're making fun of you being so selfabsorbed\xa0\nwell I mean whatever like however you want to"}, {'start': '5756.480', 'end': '5763.360', 'text': "spin it you know that's like on you but I was just\xa0\ntrying to be outgoing trying to show like a little"}, {'start': '5763.360', 'end': '5768.240', 'text': "bit more of my personality on the date but it's\xa0\nbeing spun around like I'm just sitting here with"}, {'start': '5768.240', 'end': '5775.040', 'text': "like some self-indulged guy on a date and that's\xa0\nnot who I am that's not what I do and that's what"}, {'start': '5775.040', 'end': '5780.320', 'text': 'it sounds like i mean how many faces did you show\xa0\nher for your information I actually have 15 to 20'}, {'start': '5780.320', 'end': '5786.400', 'text': "different faces that have all made me over $1,000\xa0\nwhoa whoa that's good i wish I could get paid for"}, {'start': '5786.400', 'end': '5792.320', 'text': "my face Kurt i think that's I do think that's\xa0\na talent but maybe just not on a date maybe"}, {'start': '5792.320', 'end': '5796.320', 'text': "save that for when you're actually working and not\xa0\nacross the table from someone at dinner yeah it's"}, {'start': '5796.320', 'end': '5803.280', 'text': "like Jubil going out on a date and doing all his\xa0\nphone tap voices like no one wants that they don't"}, {'start': '5803.280', 'end': '5809.040', 'text': "they don't they don't i'm sorry for the future i\xa0\nthink a lot of people give male models a bad rap"}, {'start': '5809.040', 'end': '5814.880', 'text': 'and just so you guys know I mean I know most of\xa0\nyou are in the radio and you know whatever Angie'}, {'start': '5814.880', 'end': '5821.440', 'text': 'does male modeling is very hard and we grind every\xa0\nday to make our careers possible okay and you have'}, {'start': '5821.440', 'end': '5826.480', 'text': "to work on your diet you have to work on your\xa0\nwardrobe you have to keep up with what's going"}, {'start': '5826.480', 'end': '5831.920', 'text': "on and obviously you need to practice your faces i\xa0\nmean as funny as that sounds it's a very important"}, {'start': '5831.920', 'end': '5837.920', 'text': 'part of what I do makes sense one very very\xa0\nimportant thing that you just said though that I'}, {'start': '5837.920', 'end': '5841.920', 'text': 'think probably makes it seem like you\'re a little\xa0\nself- involved is you said "I don\'t even 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And you went on a date with her and\xa0\nyou didn\'t take the time to figure out what her'}, {'start': '5845.440', 'end': '5853.520', 'text': "career is yeah Kurt you never even asked me what I\xa0\ndo well you're too sad looking to really even talk"}, {'start': '5853.520', 'end': '5859.600', 'text': "to you like I was scared to ask oh my god so it's\xa0\nher fault that you didn't take any interest in her"}, {'start': '5859.600', 'end': '5864.880', 'text': "yeah she was She was just way too sad and way just\xa0\nway too down and I just didn't know what to say"}, {'start': '5864.880', 'end': '5869.200', 'text': "to her i just didn't feel like I could ask her\xa0\nanything oh my god you thought I could cheer up"}, {'start': '5869.200', 'end': '5875.680', 'text': 'with some of your faces i get it dude angie would\xa0\nyou like to go out with Kurt on a second date we'}, {'start': '5875.680', 'end': '5882.480', 'text': 'will pay for it absolutely not i thought you were\xa0\ngoing to pause after absolutely damn and if you'}, {'start': '5882.480', 'end': '5890.720', 'text': "guys are wondering I'm making this type of face\xa0\ndisgusted no way never again dude you nailed it"}, {'start': '5890.720', 'end': '5895.920', 'text': "i can't see thanks anyway yeah yo stop making fun\xa0\nof my faces they're real and they very much get"}, {'start': '5895.920', 'end': '5902.160', 'text': "me paid okay all right so oh my god he's miserable\xa0\nkeep grinding Kurt angie thank you for talking to"}, {'start': '5902.160', 'end': '5907.280', 'text': "us and you know you're welcome hopefully you can\xa0\nfind a lady out there Kurt that will appreciate"}, {'start': '5907.280', 'end': '5913.760', 'text': "you for all your different looks that's great\xa0\nthank you so much i appreciate your feedback"}, {'start': '5913.760', 'end': '5921.040', 'text': 'no problem broken Jubel in the morning text in at\xa0\n78592 says "I\'m a model and that dude gives us all'}, {'start': '5921.040', 'end': '5927.440', 'text': 'a bad name." That guy and maybe a few others but\xa0\nanyway if you missed today\'s second date update'}, {'start': '5927.440', 'end': '5932.160', 'text': 'this dude Kurt went out with a girl named Angie\xa0\nand he noticed immediately that she was in kind'}, {'start': '5932.160', 'end': '5936.960', 'text': 'of a weird mood and he found out it was because\xa0\nher grandma had just passed away so Kurt tried to'}, {'start': '5936.960', 'end': '5942.160', 'text': 'lighten the mood by making a joke saying that\xa0\nhis grandpa died recently too so maybe they'}, {'start': '5942.160', 'end': '5947.040', 'text': "should hook up his grandma and grandpa together\xa0\nand the joke didn't land well but we got her on"}, {'start': '5947.040', 'end': '5952.880', 'text': "the phone and found out was partly the reason but\xa0\nthe biggest reason was because he's a male model"}, {'start': '5952.880', 'end': '5958.080', 'text': 'and I guess throughout the date he kept showing\xa0\nher all of his different poses his different faces'}, {'start': '5958.080', 'end': '5963.760', 'text': "that he could do his sad face his happy face his\xa0\nwhat I don't know serious face and she thought it"}, {'start': '5963.760', 'end': '5969.440', 'text': "was weird today was a day that I was really sad\xa0\nthat we're just radio because I really wanted to"}, {'start': '5969.440', 'end': '5976.720', 'text': "see him visually i know i feel like giving us all\xa0\nsorts of angry faces at the end of that call i'm"}, {'start': '5976.720', 'end': '5980.320', 'text': "also friends at Jubel you know what I'm talking\xa0\nabout one of my best friends is a male model"}, {'start': '5980.320', 'end': '5986.320', 'text': "but at least my friend knows that it looks bad he\xa0\ndoesn't practice or do anything in front of people"}, {'start': '5986.320', 'end': '5991.920', 'text': "at all because he knows it's conceited it's a very\xa0\nweird thing he's such a good male model you don't"}, {'start': '5991.920', 'end': '5999.120', 'text': "even know when he's putting on a Oh but anyway\xa0\nKurt did get super offended with us and offended"}, {'start': '5999.120', 'end': '6003.200', 'text': "that people weren't taking his job seriously\xa0\neven though it is kind of weird no matter what"}, {'start': '6003.200', 'end': '6007.360', 'text': "your job is to be doing it in the middle of your\xa0\ndate if you're a CPA don't do an Excel spreadsheet"}, {'start': '6007.360', 'end': '6011.360', 'text': "and show me how cool you are yeah an electrician\xa0\nisn't going to sit at the table and then rewire"}, {'start': '6011.360', 'end': '6016.080', 'text': "the outlet that right is right next to you it's\xa0\njust that would be weird you wouldn't get another"}, {'start': '6016.080', 'end': '6020.960', 'text': "call back probably so Kate decided she didn't\xa0\nwant to go out with Kurt again and Kurt's fine"}, {'start': '6020.960', 'end': '6024.960', 'text': "with that he'll find somebody else to appreciate\xa0\nall of his many faces remember if you want to do"}, {'start': '6024.960', 'end': '6029.280', 'text': "a second date update just email the show and\xa0\nwe will call the person who didn't call you"}, {'start': '6029.280', 'end': '6032.960', 'text': "back giving away another trip to Vegas in just\xa0\nabout five minutes and don't forget it is Friday"}, {'start': '6032.960', 'end': '6040.880', 'text': "so Young Jeffrey's song of the week is coming\xa0\nup at 810 it's Brook and Jewel in the morning"}]