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Gurzu
[{'start': '6.728', 'end': '7.370', 'text': 'Woman: Is in off Woman: Is not possible Woman: That\'s enough KEMAL Bro: For the world to forget his nickname "rice with milk" The fake: Heey, Look, here I have prepared rice with milk Gurzu: Ops, This was just a copy Gurzu: Let\'s come back The song: Let the song begin and let the princess sing Gurzu: I notice that the princess dances not sings Bro: Currently this individual or self-titled KEMAL Early Kemal: Heey, Look, here I have prepared rice with milk Gurzu: But he was boiling macaroni, not rice Bro: From today onwards, every time you fish without a permit, you should know that you have to pay the Ocean tax, after. Bro: This is the crazyiest ferret on Tik Tok Bro: Can this ferret be trained not to bite? Kamara: Hey, Soon we will see you in the RXF gala Kamara: Who do you think I will fight? Bro: If I\'m not mistaken ... whit your shadow is going to fight! But it\'s possible you shadow won\'t show up at match time either What exactly do we have here?  Bro: With 6 RON you make him happy for two months Gurzu: Hello, But why only two months? Bro Scratch the little bear on his belly Bro: The cat is going to fall Get down The cat: Meooow The cat: I broke the mistress\'s laptop The cat: Omg, let\'s see how much my mistress will beat me for breaking the ancient vessel Bro: So, if you want a catastrophe in the house, you can get a cat Bro: When you want to park on the side Selly: Hey, I\'m Shelly and I\'m in the elevator Selly: 5 minutes from now Bro: I\'m bro and the legend tells us that the current Selly is a clone and the real one is still in the elevator Bro: Oops, look where the madman got hired Madman: I\'m doing well... God helped me and I got a job in ambulance services Madman: I bought it and I work at the hospital Bro: What more can I say? everyone his trade. he is exactly where he was supposed to be Bro: Poor cat. he took a nap Bro: Shaggy and Scooby Doo trying to impress Velma Gurzu: The cat is waiting to take a bath Bro: Is the cat waiting for a bath or a fight? Bro: Yeah, Jackie Chan after two months in the zoo cage A kids song  Bro: And in the second part of the clip, the firemen came to take the cat down from the tree The song: I;m not afraid from Godzilla Bro: WTF? Is it a Lamborghini car that has Ferrari tendencies? Bro: Hey Boss, didn\'t get it the first time Hold me because I\'m going to hit him Who do you call a sucker? Hey brother stop please... I\'m hitting his nose The sucker is you Don\'t you see that you have that big bilge. And it\'s bent too Please stop me because I\'m about to hit him Parrots cursing  Watch how a princess gets off a tractor Get Dowm Bro: Since I wanted to trick the cat I decided to design a special aquarium'}]