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[{'start': '0.033', 'end': '0.933', 'text': 'Wow, Mom,'}, {'start': '0.933', 'end': '2.266', 'text': 'why did you cook so many dishes today?'}, {'start': '2.266', 'end': '3.500', 'text': "The neighbor's daughter is back today"}, {'start': '3.500', 'end': '4.433', 'text': '. She will be our guest later'}, {'start': '4.433', 'end': '5.866', 'text': ". It's Alice."}, {'start': '5.866', 'end': '7.266', 'text': 'You guys used to play together when you were kids.'}, {'start': '8.433', 'end': '9.300', 'text': "Today's palace banquet,"}, {'start': '9.300', 'end': '10.833', 'text': "you don't have to be cautious."}, {'start': '10.833', 'end': '12.233', 'text': "Your Majesty, I'm my concubine"}, {'start': '13.666', 'end': '15.066', 'text': ', you'}, {'start': '15.066', 'end': '17.666', 'text': "'ve got your heart. I love my beloved concubine."}, {'start': '17.666', 'end': '19.100', 'text': 'The emperor is poisonous,'}, {'start': '19.100', 'end': '20.100', 'text': "so I'll let"}, {'start': '22.066', 'end': '23.233', 'text': 'my concubine test the poison'}, {'start': '23.233', 'end': '24.733', 'text': ". Don't love your concubine. God"}, {'start': '24.900', 'end': '26.300', 'text': ', this is a poison that'}, {'start': '27.533', 'end': '28.333', 'text': 'the'}, {'start': '29.166', 'end': '30.066', 'text': 'imperial doctor'}, {'start': '30.066', 'end': '31.466', 'text': 'is useless to pass on.'}, {'start': '31.466', 'end': '32.700', 'text': 'I am the only one who can cure'}, {'start': '32.833', 'end': '33.433', 'text': 'this poison. I order you'}, {'start': '33.433', 'end': '34.333', 'text': 'to quickly hand over the antidote'}, {'start': '34.333', 'end': '35.333', 'text': 'or I will kill you. The nine tribes'}, {'start': '35.333', 'end': '36.133', 'text': 'don’t want it.'}, {'start': '36.166', 'end': '38.433', 'text': 'I’ll give you the antidote.'}, {'start': '39.700', 'end': '40.933', 'text': 'Your Majesty,'}, {'start': '40.933', 'end': '42.633', 'text': 'please bear with me. I will definitely save your'}, {'start': '42.633', 'end': '43.333', 'text': 'sister. Come and'}, {'start': '43.333', 'end': '44.533', 'text': 'eat. Hey, hey,'}, {'start': '44.533', 'end': '45.366', 'text': 'I’m not going to play'}, {'start': '45.366', 'end': '47.100', 'text': 'anymore. You’re so boring.'}, {'start': '47.100', 'end': '47.966', 'text': 'Hey, I’m already in the show.'}, {'start': '47.966', 'end': '48.666', 'text': 'Next time I won’t play with you,'}, {'start': '48.666', 'end': '50.633', 'text': 'think about it much. Later,'}, {'start': '51.366', 'end': '53.066', 'text': 'okay, I’ve thought about it.'}, {'start': '53.266', 'end': '54.833', 'text': 'I’ll eat my concubine.'}, {'start': '54.833', 'end': '56.066', 'text': 'Just eat it and it’ll be fine.'}, {'start': '56.100', 'end': '58.100', 'text': 'Thank you Lord, Ron.'}, {'start': '60.933', 'end': '61.733', 'text': 'Go and open the door.'}, {'start': '64.500', 'end': '65.833', 'text': 'Hey, Aunt Dingding, hello'}, {'start': '65.833', 'end': '66.633', 'text': ', hello.'}]