ITS LIV'S TURN! | ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
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You\xa0\nSmarter Than a Fifth Grader uh let me"}, {'start': '69.600', 'end': '78.160', 'text': "put Where's the damn game"}, {'start': '78.160', 'end': '88.160', 'text': "um are you smarter than a fifth grader there's the"}, {'start': '88.160', 'end': '96.960', 'text': "game bits are working yeah\xa0\nbits work i don't know why"}, {'start': '96.960', 'end': '104.640', 'text': 'get dug on this game loser gets\xa0\nbanned for life what do you mean'}, {'start': '110.880', 'end': '119.840', 'text': "there's 12 viewers in this directory so get\xa0\nready stiff competition okay I changed the"}, {'start': '119.840', 'end': '133.280', 'text': "game title game's up chat do I need to\xa0\nmove the camera first is it fine there"}, {'start': '133.280', 'end': '137.280', 'text': "no we're good okay here you go"}, {'start': '137.280', 'end': '145.760', 'text': "okay the game has a great soundtrack uh\xa0\ngood luck i'm going to go stretch my legs"}, {'start': '145.760', 'end': '156.200', 'text': "while you do this i'll let the dogs out\xa0\nwho let the dogs out it was me it wasn't"}, {'start': '156.200', 'end': '161.520', 'text': "[Music] what daddy's got to work"}, {'start': '163.360', 'end': '170.880', 'text': 'pog champ be right back'}, {'start': '170.880', 'end': '179.200', 'text': "hi chat okay I'm going to do really bad but I've\xa0\nbeen wanting to play it because it looked like"}, {'start': '179.200', 'end': '187.920', 'text': 'fun the dogs are vacating'}, {'start': '196.560', 'end': '202.080', 'text': 'okay in everyone seated and ready\xa0\nexam mode now just pick yourself a'}, {'start': '202.080', 'end': '208.000', 'text': 'nice avatar oh we got to pick\xa0\na desk who are we chat fussy'}, {'start': '208.000', 'end': '216.800', 'text': "baby i think I'll say I'm a freerange dad\xa0\nlooking great no that's I hope you're ready"}, {'start': '216.800', 'end': '224.080', 'text': "for the That's me it's Are you smarter than a\xa0\nfifth grader they moved you nice mom i chose"}, {'start': '224.080', 'end': '230.560', 'text': 'free range dad so let me show you how the game\xa0\nworks we can tell him that I won okay i kind of'}, {'start': '230.560', 'end': '240.000', 'text': "think I understand how this works can't imagine\xa0\nit's that different from the show [Applause]"}, {'start': '240.000', 'end': '247.600', 'text': "i do have a feeling though cuz I've seen people\xa0\nplay this before i'm going to struggle i really"}, {'start': '247.600', 'end': '253.040', 'text': "think it's going to be an issue because they come\xa0\nup with the weirdest [\xa0__\xa0] i can help you with"}, {'start': '253.040', 'end': '259.200', 'text': "vocabulary or grammar questions i can say I'm not\xa0\nsmarter okay if I fail I'll do that let's look"}, {'start': '259.200', 'end': '266.240', 'text': "at your choices what was Isaac good at i wasn't\xa0\npaying attention life science math measurements"}, {'start': '266.240', 'end': '277.120', 'text': "reading okay um I don't care I guess what he's\xa0\ngood at i'll do life science no need to leave wow"}, {'start': '277.120', 'end': '288.960', 'text': "what a funny joke mr host who isn't Jeffy seaweed\xa0\ndoes not need sunlight to grow that feels false"}, {'start': '288.960', 'end': '294.240', 'text': 'free range dad pick out your answer\xa0\ndoes that not feel false you guys'}, {'start': '294.240', 'end': '303.120', 'text': 'i thought all plants needed\xa0\nthe sun minus like deep ocean'}, {'start': '305.680', 'end': '313.280', 'text': "i'm going to fail on the first grade i'm\xa0\nsaying false it seems silly and the actual"}, {'start': '313.280', 'end': '321.840', 'text': 'answer is false thank god good job you get\xa0\none i would have been so upset if that was'}, {'start': '321.840', 'end': '329.360', 'text': 'somehow true emote only oh god you guys are\xa0\ntaking this seriously thank you for seaweed'}, {'start': '329.360', 'end': '335.520', 'text': "can you tell us a fact 50% 50% weed english\xa0\nhas words for very I don't care Isaac i'll"}, {'start': '335.520', 'end': '339.840', 'text': "be real i could not give less of a [\xa0__\xa0]\xa0\nabout what you like to do in school let's"}, {'start': '339.840', 'end': '345.760', 'text': "pick a subject for the question um we can do\xa0\nvocabulary vocabulary it is a That's what I'm"}, {'start': '345.760', 'end': '349.920', 'text': "like i'm like is this a trick question but\xa0\nit's not cuz it's a first grade question"}, {'start': '349.920', 'end': '358.000', 'text': 'you know by definition a buck a dough and\xa0\na joey comprise a family of what animal'}, {'start': '359.040', 'end': '366.960', 'text': 'deer walrus kangaroo'}, {'start': '366.960', 'end': '372.800', 'text': "free range dad what's the real answer"}, {'start': '372.800', 'end': '381.200', 'text': "okay I'm really confused plank i know\xa0\nJoey's or baby kangaroos baby not so"}, {'start': '381.200', 'end': '390.800', 'text': "[\xa0__\xa0] easy isn't it a buck is there time on\xa0\nthis i'm nervous gorilla guys shut the [\xa0__\xa0]"}, {'start': '390.800', 'end': '397.600', 'text': "up there's absolutely no shot\xa0\nit's a walrus i have to think"}, {'start': '397.600', 'end': '404.160', 'text': "it's a kangaroo and we've got your\xa0\nanswer the real answer is actually"}, {'start': '404.160', 'end': '414.400', 'text': "Oh god I'm wrong kangaroo oh thank\xa0\nChrist too easy you get 100 points"}, {'start': '414.400', 'end': '416.560', 'text': 'did we make it out of the first grade yet but'}, {'start': '416.560', 'end': '423.200', 'text': "that's enough for me take\xa0\nit away Claudia thank god"}, {'start': '423.200', 'end': '427.520', 'text': "imagine choosing walrus yeah I know\xa0\ni feel like there's no way it was a"}, {'start': '427.520', 'end': '432.160', 'text': "time for us to go to the [\xa0__\xa0] is new\xa0\nclassmate so we'll say bye i don't care"}, {'start': '432.160', 'end': '439.120', 'text': "who my classmate is they don't exist it\xa0\ndoesn't matter haley hit off my screen"}, {'start': '439.120', 'end': '447.440', 'text': "free range dad pick yourself a nice free\xa0\ndad that sounded amazing um okay we'll do"}, {'start': '447.440', 'end': '455.440', 'text': "social studies I guess you ever had a hot\xa0\nspicy boor's head pickle you just got it"}, {'start': '455.440', 'end': '466.880', 'text': 'all over was completed in 1889 in Paris France\xa0\nget a napkin eiffel Tower colise go away big'}, {'start': '466.880', 'end': '477.280', 'text': 'Ben in Paris France i wonder'}, {'start': '477.280', 'end': '482.640', 'text': 'your answer is lock you just got pickle juice\xa0\nall over my pants so the real answer is uh Oh'}, {'start': '482.640', 'end': '494.240', 'text': "my head's up eiffel Tower nice work you get\xa0\n150 points it's on site with Is it Eli why"}, {'start': '494.240', 'end': '501.680', 'text': "the wall so Haley thank you for helping why\xa0\ndon't you tell us a fact you learned recently"}, {'start': '501.680', 'end': '508.480', 'text': "no cheating you guys haley [\xa0__\xa0] off i kept\xa0\ntelling him to put it in emote dad let's see"}, {'start': '508.480', 'end': '514.560', 'text': "if there's a good subject i feel like I\xa0\nlike it should be easy to do math but I"}, {'start': '514.560', 'end': '520.560', 'text': "social studies i'm old and I haven't been\xa0\nin school in a long time question we'll"}, {'start': '520.560', 'end': '531.200', 'text': 'see what happens samir has seven pairs of\xa0\nskates how many total skates does he own 14'}, {'start': '531.200', 'end': '544.240', 'text': 'freeange the [\xa0__\xa0] was that question for me\xa0\npick an answer i have to do a slider oh okay'}, {'start': '544.240', 'end': '548.480', 'text': 'we got your answer what first\xa0\ngrade question did you get my'}, {'start': '548.480', 'end': '555.440', 'text': 'answer is 14 skates yeah no [\xa0__\xa0] claudia'}, {'start': '555.440', 'end': '565.520', 'text': "you're correct you get 150 he was eating a\xa0\ncheese stick now what the [\xa0__\xa0] it's time"}, {'start': '565.520', 'end': '574.960', 'text': "to look at the dad great i was a hot mom we're\xa0\nso cute together what was I chat sexy mom or"}, {'start': '574.960', 'end': '579.600', 'text': 'some [\xa0__\xa0] why are they even swapping the host\xa0\nwhy do I give a [\xa0__\xa0] about this i was I was'}, {'start': '579.600', 'end': '588.000', 'text': "going home what is the point i don't care who\xa0\ngiving me classmate and hi to a new one what"}, {'start': '588.000', 'end': '595.760', 'text': "they slid why make them slide back and forth okay\xa0\nHelma i don't give a [\xa0__\xa0] that's a great thing"}, {'start': '595.760', 'end': '602.000', 'text': "about Go and pick one of these subjects okay\xa0\nshould we do foreign language chat i think I'm"}, {'start': '602.000', 'end': '609.040', 'text': "going to do that one measurements don't mince\xa0\nyour words for this foreign languages question"}, {'start': '609.040', 'end': '616.560', 'text': 'the terms status quo bonafide and perap\xa0\nare all taken from what ancient language'}, {'start': '616.560', 'end': '626.480', 'text': "ancient language if it's ancient it has to be\xa0\nLatin right thank God greek oh no phoenician"}, {'start': '626.480', 'end': '633.040', 'text': "i'm saying Latin everything's Latin\xa0\nbased i'm liking Latin and it is locked"}, {'start': '633.040', 'end': '645.680', 'text': 'in ah that means the answer is Latin\xa0\ngreat work you get 200 points whoa'}, {'start': '649.200', 'end': '657.040', 'text': "so Hale Lima thanks for attending today\xa0\nfree range dad i'm a freerange dad and I"}, {'start': '657.040', 'end': '661.600', 'text': "don't want to hear from these [\xa0__\xa0] kids\xa0\nokay reading measurements which one should"}, {'start': '661.600', 'end': '669.600', 'text': "I do measurements why i don't want to no do\xa0\nit i don't want to do it i really don't think"}, 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'717.600', 'text': "cheating i didn't [\xa0__\xa0] cheat well no\xa0\nthe button i think that's enough for me"}, {'start': '717.600', 'end': '722.000', 'text': "it's your turn always in What are you in\xa0\nfirst grade i'm in the fourth grade now"}, {'start': '722.000', 'end': '729.760', 'text': "oh almost there we're halfway there Claudia\xa0\ni don't care for a new classmate and goodbye"}, {'start': '729.760', 'end': '737.200', 'text': 'to the old oh my god this is like the\xa0\nmost they just want to waste my time'}, {'start': '737.200', 'end': '743.360', 'text': "i really like to learn foreign languages\xa0\nand they don't care free range dad pick"}, {'start': '743.360', 'end': '749.920', 'text': "your favorite subject i don't want\xa0\nreading measurements vocabulary we"}, {'start': '749.920', 'end': '755.520', 'text': "have a tongue twister for this vocabulary\xa0\nquestion huh i'm avoiding measurements"}, {'start': '755.520', 'end': '765.360', 'text': 'like the plague more articulate is\xa0\nthe superlative form of articulate'}, {'start': '765.360', 'end': '774.720', 'text': "free range dad which is the answer\xa0\noh she's stumped i think that's true"}, {'start': '774.720', 'end': '782.320', 'text': "i'm saying true the answer\xa0\nis in the right answer is"}, {'start': '782.320', 'end': '792.400', 'text': 'false articulate is the superlative form of\xa0\narticul most articulate the correct answer'}, {'start': '792.400', 'end': '798.880', 'text': 'what are you eating now unfortunately you\xa0\nwere so many weird smells happening guys'}, {'start': '798.880', 'end': '804.800', 'text': "I'm not smarter than I'll try one more\xa0\ntime it's time to check out the final"}, {'start': '804.800', 'end': '809.920', 'text': "scores you did well but there's always\xa0\nmore to study i really thought that was"}, {'start': '809.920', 'end': '823.440', 'text': "true i should have done the cheat\xa0\nbutton I guess [\xa0__\xa0] I don't care"}, {'start': '823.440', 'end': '830.160', 'text': "and that means lucky to know that Olivia is not\xa0\ngood with measurements reset i don't care about"}, {'start': '830.160', 'end': '836.960', 'text': "all this [\xa0__\xa0] see what we can teach you here\xa0\nsmarter than a fifth grader we're going to ask"}, {'start': '836.960', 'end': '845.280', 'text': "you a little we'll skip the instructions welcome\xa0\nto your classmate for this grade will behoo"}, {'start': '846.400', 'end': '854.160', 'text': "yes don't care free range dad measurements\xa0\nlet's pick one of these subjects we're just"}, {'start': '854.160', 'end': '862.640', 'text': 'in time for a little question about time\xa0\ntrue or false in the spring when daylight'}, {'start': '862.640', 'end': '868.720', 'text': 'saving time begins in the US clocks turn back\xa0\n1 hour please miss the first break question'}, {'start': '869.920', 'end': '878.800', 'text': "oh [\xa0__\xa0] i always get these mixed up dad\xa0\nwhat's the right answer i always get them mixed"}, {'start': '878.800', 'end': '889.760', 'text': 'up you spring forward in the spring this is false'}, {'start': '889.760', 'end': '896.880', 'text': "i think we got the answer yes so the\xa0\nanswer is that's like one of those"}, {'start': '896.880', 'end': '904.480', 'text': "things where it I've never done\xa0\njust connected to it in my brain"}, {'start': '904.480', 'end': '911.760', 'text': "guys I wasn't looking at chat it's okay so hey\xa0\nthank you for being here i would rather get a"}, {'start': '911.760', 'end': '919.200', 'text': "first grade question take a look at these\xa0\nsubjects we've got Let's sink our watches"}, {'start': '919.200', 'end': '933.440', 'text': "for this time question true or false the year\xa0\n1895 was in the 19th century i think that's true"}, {'start': '933.440', 'end': '940.240', 'text': "free range dad pick an answer for us\xa0\ni think true i think true we've got"}, {'start': '940.240', 'end': '948.480', 'text': 'it now yes well the answer is [\xa0__\xa0]\xa0\n20th century true thank God you got'}, {'start': '948.480', 'end': '956.720', 'text': "this you get one that feels like a crazy\xa0\nfirst grade question though i'll be real"}, {'start': '956.720', 'end': '964.320', 'text': "but that's enough from me it's your turn Teddy"}, {'start': '964.320', 'end': '970.720', 'text': "hi I'm Teddy your other host for the show i hope\xa0\nyou're ready for the second grade i don't remember"}, {'start': '970.720', 'end': '977.760', 'text': "this time each question is worth 150 points let's\xa0\ngreet our new classmate and second grade one"}, {'start': '978.560', 'end': '987.360', 'text': "let's hear it for second grade yeah you can call\xa0\nme okay get the [\xa0__\xa0] off the screen dude free"}, {'start': '987.360', 'end': '992.800', 'text': "range dad please pick a subject for this question\xa0\ntry reading i don't know what that means let's"}, {'start': '992.800', 'end': '1002.400', 'text': "turn the page to the next literature question true\xa0\nor false tommy Depala's book Streanona features a"}, {'start': '1002.400', 'end': '1009.760', 'text': 'magical pot that produces neverending amounts\xa0\nof tomato soup will he pass the first grade'}, {'start': '1009.760', 'end': '1017.040', 'text': 'oh what a glorious day free range Dad choose\xa0\nyour answer is it Nona mean grandma in like'}, {'start': '1017.040', 'end': '1030.960', 'text': "Italian i'm going to say true it's now locked in\xa0\nhow who the [\xa0__\xa0] read this in the second grade"}, {'start': '1030.960', 'end': '1040.560', 'text': "answer is false the magical how the [\xa0__\xa0] would\xa0\nI know oh it's spaghetti not tomato soup but you"}, {'start': '1040.560', 'end': '1048.080', 'text': "I'm so sorry to all the [\xa0__\xa0] Italians out there\xa0\nwhat the [\xa0__\xa0] is this unfortunately that's some"}, {'start': '1048.080', 'end': '1054.880', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] first of all a fifth grader that was [\xa0__\xa0]\xa0\nup love to give you another try you would have got'}, {'start': '1054.880', 'end': '1061.600', 'text': "his card is green i did get them all wrong you had\xa0\nsome fun and I wouldn't count yeah dude that was"}, {'start': '1061.600', 'end': '1068.320', 'text': "[\xa0__\xa0] up i hope you're ready for the pop quiz i'm\xa0\ngoing to ask you you all know this already it's"}, {'start': '1068.320', 'end': '1073.920', 'text': "time for That's a crazy question for a second can\xa0\nyou get away from me you smell crazy with all the"}, {'start': '1073.920', 'end': '1082.960', 'text': 'things you just ate what do you mean i smell like\xa0\njalapenos do you not spit on me too jesus Christ'}, {'start': '1082.960', 'end': '1091.600', 'text': 'want a jalapeno kiss hi ah what is happening'}, {'start': '1091.600', 'end': '1098.720', 'text': "okay guys hi this is my last try cuz I'm\xa0\ntired dad pick yourself a He doesn't smell"}, {'start': '1098.720', 'end': '1104.720', 'text': "he smells like jalapeno measurements read now\xa0\nyou think I'm a stinky [\xa0__\xa0] i was clarifying"}, {'start': '1104.720', 'end': '1112.240', 'text': "for you you're welcome you're welcome\xa0\ntrue or false there are exactly four"}, {'start': '1112.240', 'end': '1124.480', 'text': 'numbers between two and eight three five\xa0\nseven free range dad choose us an answer'}, {'start': '1124.480', 'end': '1132.000', 'text': 'right false your answer is in\xa0\nso the correct answer is Billy'}, {'start': '1132.000', 'end': '1139.200', 'text': 'do you remember that spelling B\xa0\nrock false ah K the C is silent'}, {'start': '1144.080', 'end': '1152.000', 'text': 'so Kai thanks for joining kai shut up free\xa0\nrange dad go ahead and pick a nice subject'}, {'start': '1152.000', 'end': '1162.320', 'text': "we have measurements reading don't cash out yet on\xa0\nthis money question if Kevin can buy this cookies"}, {'start': '1162.320', 'end': '1177.600', 'text': "for 20 cents how much money does he need to buy\xa0\n25 cookies 25 cents 40 cents 50 cents it's 50"}, {'start': '1177.600', 'end': '1187.600', 'text': "free range dad choose the right answer choose the\xa0\nright answer it's now locked in well the correct"}, {'start': '1187.600', 'end': '1203.120', 'text': 'answer is 50 cents good 100 points [\xa0__\xa0] 50\xa0\ncents and beater that was so crazy when you'}, {'start': '1203.120', 'end': '1213.760', 'text': "did that i freaked out [Applause] hi I'm Claudia\xa0\nlet's say hello to you for all of the other change"}, {'start': '1215.440', 'end': '1222.400', 'text': 'my name is E okay free range what am\xa0\nI picking choose one of these it is'}, {'start': '1222.400', 'end': '1227.040', 'text': "taste the fruit of this i need to measure\xa0\nmyself okay I'll do it next and the longer"}, {'start': '1227.040', 'end': '1235.680', 'text': 'you wait which of the following trees have\xa0\nleaves called fronds palm trees olive palm'}, {'start': '1235.680', 'end': '1243.120', 'text': "yes birch it's palm trees let me [\xa0__\xa0]\xa0\nclick it i don't need all this animation"}, {'start': '1246.160', 'end': '1256.880', 'text': 'winston and it is locked in and the real\xa0\nanswer is okay okay palm you got this you'}, {'start': '1256.880', 'end': '1270.000', 'text': "get 150 points okay you won't want to can you\xa0\nfix that so Eli thank you for attending today"}, {'start': '1270.000', 'end': '1275.520', 'text': "free range dad please pick a good subject\xa0\ni'll do measurements it's either you'll"}, {'start': '1275.520', 'end': '1279.520', 'text': "be a convert here in the measurements\xa0\nquestion i told you she didn't want to"}, {'start': '1279.520', 'end': '1291.200', 'text': 'move if the whole class eats a total of 25\xa0\nkg of apples how many grams did they eat'}, {'start': '1291.200', 'end': '1296.800', 'text': 'free range dad do you have the answer'}, {'start': '1299.440', 'end': '1302.800', 'text': "i think it's"}, {'start': '1302.800', 'end': '1318.000', 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spaghetti baklava cookie i wonder\xa0\nfree range dad pick your answer could it be'}, {'start': '1382.960', 'end': '1389.600', 'text': "what do we think chat here's the answer\xa0\nwell the actual answer is How do they"}, {'start': '1389.600', 'end': '1394.640', 'text': 'give me a question like that and then give\xa0\nme a question about some Italian children'}, {'start': '1394.640', 'end': '1401.520', 'text': 'you get 200 points i was really hoping\xa0\nthey\'d be like "Atalians love cookies."'}, {'start': '1401.520', 'end': '1411.280', 'text': "So Ava thanks for helping us out shut up free\xa0\nrange dad let's find out good question there is"}, {'start': '1411.280', 'end': '1418.880', 'text': 'reading social studies measurements put away your\xa0\ndictionaries for a vocabulary question put away'}, {'start': '1418.880', 'end': '1431.040', 'text': 'the dictionary which of these sleepreated words is\xa0\nan antonym of the other two insomnia sleeplessness'}, {'start': '1431.040', 'end': 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'3730.240', 'text': "dogs okay take him so chat my apologies i\xa0\ndidn't know she was going to nerd out all"}, {'start': '3733.600', 'end': '3734.160', 'text': 'night love'}, {'start': '3734.160', 'end': '3746.480', 'text': "you so any pick for I haven't made any\xa0\nyet welcome back doofus why I got to be a"}, {'start': '3746.480', 'end': '3759.120', 'text': "doofus the average you know the average\xa0\nscore isn't like my PC that's average people"}, {'start': '3759.120', 'end': '3763.200', 'text': 'so Justin thank you for the vibe gifted i\xa0\nappreciate you the alerts are being weird'}, {'start': '3763.200', 'end': '3770.480', 'text': 'i love you thank you thank you 3827\xa0\nleft chat wait is that my right ear'}, {'start': '3770.480', 'end': '3784.400', 'text': 'yeah um welcome back King you know\xa0\nwhat thanks man thanks thanks man'}, {'start': '3784.400', 'end': '3789.680', 'text': "how long I've been growing my beard oh god\xa0\ni haven't seen my chins in probably nine"}, 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[Music]"}, {'start': '5260.840', 'end': '5272.880', 'text': 'uh God old Braves man think childhood\xa0\nthink childhood javi Lopez adidrada'}, {'start': '5277.520', 'end': '5278.800', 'text': 'oh my god Chad is going to kill'}, {'start': '5278.800', 'end': '5288.240', 'text': 'me andres did I spell that right galaraga'}, {'start': '5288.240', 'end': '5291.920', 'text': 'gala'}, {'start': '5291.920', 'end': '5304.640', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] [\xa0__\xa0] chat do you think Hank Haron played\xa0\nin 200 uh Do you think Hank Aaron played in'}, {'start': '5304.640', 'end': '5319.280', 'text': '96 people like "Bro I can\'t believe you." Um\xa0\nGant no might have before Galaraga there it is'}, {'start': '5319.280', 'end': '5336.480', 'text': "um first base first face first base 7 seconds\xa0\nuh Brandon Phillips i failed i'm bad fake fan"}, {'start': '5336.480', 'end': '5345.920', 'text': 'i got 80 bj Sirhoff oh Chad I have to tell\xa0\nyou I have no [\xa0__\xa0] clue who Rico Bragna is'}, {'start': '5345.920', 'end': '5352.800', 'text': "or John Burkett or however you pronounce that\xa0\ndude's first name ryan Klesco I didn't name"}, {'start': '5352.800', 'end': '5363.680', 'text': "walt Weiss brett Boone oh the Otis Nixon i'm\xa0\ndumb oh I didn't name Kenny Loftton and Fred"}, {'start': '5363.680', 'end': '5371.600', 'text': "McGriff what' I miss on here preston Tucker\xa0\nis who I was i was thinking Alex Dickerson"}, {'start': '5371.600', 'end': '5378.640', 'text': "i had Preston Tucker in my head because he's\xa0\nin the Japanese baseball game and and it was"}, {'start': '5378.640', 'end': '5385.280', 'text': "the same time as Rhino Flity that's what's in\xa0\nmy head matt Kim oh my god hector oh my god"}, {'start': '5385.280', 'end': '5392.240', 'text': "eric Ibar Jacece Peterson no Pierinski i thought\xa0\nabout Piinski for a second and I just couldn't"}, {'start': '5392.240', 'end': '5398.160', 'text': "figure out how to spell his name in my head so\xa0\nI didn't even try gerald Lair Tim Hudson Tommy"}, {'start': '5398.160', 'end': '5403.120', 'text': 'Hansen damn Chad I feel like a fake'}, {'start': '5403.120', 'end': '5415.680', 'text': "fan mark D rosa russ Ortiz i\xa0\nremember him mark Cod say I'm so mad"}, {'start': '5415.680', 'end': '5424.880', 'text': 'dude fake fan for sure dude you saw\xa0\na ton of people spam Lar I was really'}, {'start': '5424.880', 'end': '5427.920', 'text': "not looking at chat until like I\xa0\nneeded to spell somebody's name"}, {'start': '5427.920', 'end': '5432.080', 'text': "and like I tried it a bunch I didn't\xa0\nreally want to look at chat this is"}, {'start': '5432.080', 'end': '5435.520', 'text': 'sporal'}, {'start': '5435.520', 'end': '5444.880', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] Eric Young before he signed\xa0\nwith the Braves i think he played'}, {'start': '5444.880', 'end': '5450.240', 'text': "with the Mets and he stuck on Tim\xa0\nHudson's ankle and obliterated"}, {'start': '5450.240', 'end': '5455.360', 'text': 'it'}, {'start': '5455.360', 'end': '5470.960', 'text': 'damn I got everything back to 2018\xa0\npreston Tucker Matt Kemp god dang it'}, {'start': '5477.200', 'end': '5484.720', 'text': 'melky Cabrera and Troy Gloss dude [\xa0__\xa0] man'}, {'start': '5484.720', 'end': '5490.720', 'text': 'eddie Perez then he was a bullpin catcher\xa0\nafterwards i think he might still No I mean'}, {'start': '5490.720', 'end': '5494.320', 'text': "not still now he's pretty [\xa0__\xa0] old\xa0\nscreen recorded that whole 20 minutes"}, {'start': '5494.320', 'end': '5499.280', 'text': 'and will be sending it to the Atlanta\xa0\ncorporate 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{'start': '5567.520', 'end': '5573.440', 'text': 'one mlb the show legends'}, {'start': '5573.440', 'end': '5582.320', 'text': "what oh I won't get even though I played this\xa0\ngame and probably got every one of these [\xa0__\xa0]"}, {'start': '5582.320', 'end': '5598.240', 'text': 'cards oh my god this looks insane hold on mlb\xa0\nLegends [\xa0__\xa0] I already had play hold on give up'}, {'start': '5603.280', 'end': '5603.360', 'text': 'all'}, {'start': '5603.360', 'end': '5617.600', 'text': 'right okay chat MLB the show legends\xa0\nfrom the year from 2021 there was'}, {'start': '5617.600', 'end': '5635.280', 'text': 'Chipper uh Jones Aaron uh Macan no\xa0\nno i think Mcgriff was in this yep'}, {'start': '5635.280', 'end': '5641.520', 'text': 'yep um God why is this so'}, {'start': '5641.520', 'end': '5647.200', 'text': "hard there's no way you guys are oh yeah dude new"}, {'start': '5647.200', 'end': '5652.640', 'text': 'York second half i remember that\xa0\nwas [\xa0__\xa0] It 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You know what I mean you\'re like'}, {'start': '6970.640', 'end': '6977.120', 'text': '"Fuck I didn\'t forget lick time." 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who\xa0\nplayed one game that they're naming oh also"}, {'start': '7343.440', 'end': '7357.680', 'text': 'also Keith Chuck Garnet oh I was thinking\xa0\nof I remember him too aelby yes oh my god'}, {'start': '7357.680', 'end': '7362.800', 'text': "he played 357 games for Thrashers that's\xa0\nwhy this That's why they move bro that's"}, {'start': '7363.760', 'end': '7368.560', 'text': 'Is Bolton really not on here who\xa0\nwas another enforcer thorburn'}, {'start': '7368.560', 'end': '7375.840', 'text': 'thorburn todd White no I did that'}, {'start': '7375.840', 'end': '7387.600', 'text': "um I'm gonna I'm gonna literally\xa0\ndie chat i'm literally gonna die"}, {'start': '7389.040', 'end': '7391.840', 'text': 'savard Coslov'}, {'start': '7391.840', 'end': '7395.040', 'text': 'Patrick'}, {'start': '7395.040', 'end': '7409.520', 'text': 'Stefan did I already do him\xa0\nchristensen oh this is going'}, {'start': '7409.520', 'end': '7415.920', 'text': 'to kill me dude bufflin\'s probably 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'text': "i have a girlfriend and she is so blue oh my\xa0\ngod what's the announcer ray Ferraro ferraro"}, {'start': '7510.960', 'end': '7526.160', 'text': "um oh no when you end it you'll think of 15 other\xa0\npeople i know i'm so mad thorburn isn't on there"}, {'start': '7526.160', 'end': '7541.440', 'text': "for some reason oh my god ron Hany I did go\xa0\ni did Hedber i did Hanyately i did didn't I"}, {'start': '7541.440', 'end': '7553.840', 'text': "yeah i'm going to hate myself in this ends\xa0\ni don't think I can remember any other ones"}, {'start': '7555.200', 'end': '7557.840', 'text': 'yeah I did Tobias syndrome'}, {'start': '7557.840', 'end': '7565.920', 'text': "Ryder i think y'all are just naming people\xa0\nwith me dustin Buffin's not here i did Chris"}, {'start': '7565.920', 'end': '7577.440', 'text': 'Chelios Leton i got on there i got\xa0\nHeber i got Damian Rhodess umbber'}, {'start': '7577.440', 'end': '7583.840', 'text': "didn't play for the Thrashers he played 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you have all your passion mini\xa0\nseason conquest and two new programs'}, {'start': '10609.920', 'end': '10618.399', 'text': "bro you're pulling three judges\xa0\nand two J Rams and a Bobby Wit"}, {'start': '10622.000', 'end': '10625.680', 'text': 'right i reset it in the morning because\xa0\nit sends out noties but also just lets my'}, {'start': '10625.680', 'end': '10630.480', 'text': 'PC redo it people are saying do it now to\xa0\nsee if it fixes the alerts you know what I'}, {'start': '10630.479', 'end': '10641.040', 'text': 'mean i think that one dude just looking for a sub'}, {'start': '10641.040', 'end': '10647.519', 'text': "chat uh here we go let's see what\xa0\nare we watching um would you guys"}, {'start': '10647.520', 'end': '10656.081', 'text': "like There's enough VODs here\xa0\nif you want to see the PGA"}, {'start': '10656.080', 'end': '10663.439', 'text': "stuff schedule i don't have enough to It wouldn't\xa0\nbe on all night it would stop after like three"}, {'start': '10663.439', 'end': '10672.479', 'text': 'hours or we could do MLB the show'}, {'start': '10676.000', 'end': '10686.720', 'text': 'or I could Do we know where we were with\xa0\nthe KSU uh oh I could put KSU Owls back on'}, {'start': '10686.720', 'end': '10691.600', 'text': "you guys i I stopped it in the middle of\xa0\nVOD 3 and there's like [\xa0__\xa0] 15 more to"}, {'start': '10691.600', 'end': '10699.440', 'text': 'go pga'}, {'start': '10699.439', 'end': '10709.120', 'text': 'pga what are you doing'}, {'start': '10709.120', 'end': '10725.279', 'text': "[Music] Doc rip VOD i have the\xa0\nVOD channel they're all there"}, {'start': '10727.680', 'end': '10731.280', 'text': 'did I let a mosquito in the house'}, {'start': '10731.279', 'end': '10743.519', 'text': 'maybe the Twitch VODs are gone bro\xa0\nyoutube not YouTube storage Hunter is'}, {'start': '10743.520', 'end': '10758.320', 'text': "there well Twitch deletes VODs\xa0\nafter like 90 days so there's"}, {'start': '10758.319', 'end': '10767.439', 'text': "that you're going to have separation\xa0\nanxiety of the Sabbathon bro imagine"}, {'start': '10767.439', 'end': '10772.399', 'text': "me man i've never done this before and all\xa0\nof a sudden I'll be like crawling out of my"}, {'start': '10772.399', 'end': '10781.839', 'text': 'hole yeah Twitch gets rid\xa0\nof Twitch VODs after 90 days'}, {'start': '10784.880', 'end': '10791.279', 'text': "and the VOD the VOD channel's been there\xa0\nthere's VODs from 2000 there's Starfield"}, {'start': '10791.279', 'end': '10804.880', 'text': "VODs there's me playing NCAA VODs of of\xa0\nthe Frenchies there's NHL 23 late Night"}, {'start': '10804.880', 'end': '10810.720', 'text': 'Drive orioles franchise from MLB The Show'}, {'start': '10810.720', 'end': '10821.440', 'text': "21 you're the best no you're the best\xa0\nthank you Doc there's there's a lot of"}, {'start': '10821.439', 'end': '10825.759', 'text': "old stuff go to the VOD channel\xa0\nand click playlist there's a ton"}, {'start': '10825.760', 'end': '10836.160', 'text': "of stuff there's Powerwash Sim\xa0\nthat's old show 23 has 81 videos"}, {'start': '10836.160', 'end': '10836.800', 'text': 'hogwarts'}, {'start': '10836.800', 'end': '10848.560', 'text': 'Legacy me playing dude this is\xa0\nold holy [\xa0__\xa0] when is it over'}, {'start': '10848.560', 'end': '10863.680', 'text': "[\xa0__\xa0] four years ago there's NCAA\xa0\n14 college revamp Georgia Southern"}, {'start': '10863.680', 'end': '10864.160', 'text': "there's a"}, {'start': '10864.160', 'end': '10869.760', 'text': "lot osiris I'm"}, {'start': '10869.760', 'end': '10877.840', 'text': "sorry like there's a ton of stuff on the\xa0\nVOD channel and if you're wondering what"}, {'start': '10877.840', 'end': '10880.640', 'text': "I'm talking about it's this YouTube channel\xa0\nright here if you ever want to watch it cuz"}, {'start': '10880.640', 'end': '10888.320', 'text': "like I'm not always live 24/7 like this\xa0\nisn't normal [Music] um dude there's Oh"}, {'start': '10888.319', 'end': '10893.359', 'text': 'man i kind of want to play this game again\xa0\ni kind of really want to play this game'}, {'start': '10893.359', 'end': '10898.319', 'text': 'again pro Yaku uh'}, {'start': '10898.319', 'end': '10903.359', 'text': 'Spirits the Japanese baseball'}, {'start': '10903.359', 'end': '10908.719', 'text': 'game god that was fun you have'}, {'start': '10908.720', 'end': '10914.480', 'text': 'Hogwarts the Japanese baseball game was hella'}, {'start': '10914.479', 'end': '10919.200', 'text': 'fun all right um you guys said'}, {'start': '10919.200', 'end': '10932.960', 'text': "golf yo I got Bicks in my Dynasty Fantasy League\xa0\nif Bonix ain't the truth dude how we doing i'm"}, {'start': '10932.960', 'end': '10948.560', 'text': "[\xa0__\xa0] so all right Jack it's We got 37\xa0\nhours left of the stream it's time for"}, {'start': '10948.560', 'end': '10956.000', 'text': "me to go to sleep uh let's do this\xa0\nthe sleep screen boop there's that"}, {'start': '10956.000', 'end': '10962.560', 'text': 'dude we are 67 subs away from 11K\xa0\nagain insanity insanity the climb'}, {'start': '10964.000', 'end': '10965.600', 'text': 'um Demu is'}, {'start': '10965.600', 'end': '10975.520', 'text': 'sleeping'}, {'start': '10975.520', 'end': '10986.081', 'text': "and wait chat no I'm No I'm I'm going to\xa0\nsleep i'll be back around like noon but I"}, {'start': '10986.080', 'end': '11000.160', 'text': "mean I'm gonna be live because it's\xa0\na sub that we can't we can't end so"}, {'start': '11000.160', 'end': '11001.120', 'text': "ooh it's night"}, {'start': '11001.120', 'end': '11009.519', 'text': 'time 2:00 p.m you mean no stop'}, {'start': '11009.520', 'end': '11018.400', 'text': 'um'}, {'start': '11018.399', 'end': '11021.599', 'text': "how do you hear this how we\xa0\nfeel and it's Friday night we're"}]