Mike Waltz Leaves the Group Chat for a U.N. One & Trump’s Town Hall Gets Racist | The Daily Show
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[{'start': '0.480', 'end': '5.200', 'text': "Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Michael"}, {'start': '2.720', 'end': '7.520', 'text': "Costa. There's a lot going on in MAGA"}, {'start': '5.200', 'end': '9.920', 'text': 'world tonight. Pam Bondi wins the war on'}, {'start': '7.520', 'end': '12.080', 'text': 'drugs and reality. Mike Waltz has left'}, {'start': '9.920', 'end': '14.080', 'text': 'the group chat. And Trump thinks Steven'}, {'start': '12.080', 'end': '16.000', 'text': 'A. Smith is the mayor of Harlem. So,'}, {'start': '14.080', 'end': '20.840', 'text': "let's get into our ongoing coverage of"}, {'start': '16.000', 'end': '20.840', 'text': "Donald Trump's first 100 days."}, {'start': '23.760', 'end': '28.279', 'text': 'Will there be a little disturbance?'}, {'start': '30.039', 'end': '34.640', 'text': "Trump. Tuesday was Donald Trump's 100th"}, {'start': '32.960', 'end': '36.399', 'text': 'day in office, and he celebrated the'}, {'start': '34.640', 'end': '39.360', 'text': 'only way he knows how, by getting'}, {'start': '36.399', 'end': '42.320', 'text': 'together with the boys. Last night, the'}, {'start': '39.360', 'end': '46.000', 'text': 'big party was at channel 372 on your'}, {'start': '42.320', 'end': '48.000', 'text': "cable service, News Nation. We've just"}, {'start': '46.000', 'end': '51.480', 'text': "gotten started. You haven't even seen"}, {'start': '48.000', 'end': '51.480', 'text': 'anything yet.'}, {'start': '61.680', 'end': '67.119', 'text': 'Rock out with your out,'}, {'start': '64.519', 'end': '68.640', 'text': 'huh? Which is actually how most of those'}, {'start': '67.119', 'end': '69.640', 'text': 'people got fired from their previous'}, {'start': '68.640', 'end': '72.640', 'text': 'job.'}, {'start': '69.640', 'end': '74.720', 'text': 'So, this was an event where Donald Trump'}, {'start': '72.640', 'end': '76.320', 'text': 'phoned in, probably from the bathroom,'}, {'start': '74.720', 'end': '79.040', 'text': 'and a bunch of people got to ask'}, {'start': '76.320', 'end': '80.400', 'text': 'questions, including Stephen A. Smith.'}, {'start': '79.040', 'end': '81.920', 'text': "And there's a thing I've noticed that"}, {'start': '80.400', 'end': '84.000', 'text': "happens at parties where there's only"}, {'start': '81.920', 'end': '85.759', 'text': 'one black guy, which is that no matter'}, {'start': '84.000', 'end': '88.119', 'text': "what he's talking about, a certain type"}, {'start': '85.759', 'end': '90.960', 'text': 'of white person tries to steer the'}, {'start': '88.119', 'end': '92.400', 'text': 'conversation into an awkward direction.'}, {'start': '90.960', 'end': '93.759', 'text': 'Mr. President, thank you for your time.'}, {'start': '92.400', 'end': '95.520', 'text': "And it's interesting that you brought up"}, {'start': '93.759', 'end': '97.920', 'text': 'Harvard because when people think about'}, {'start': '95.520', 'end': '99.759', 'text': "Harvard, what they're basically talking"}, {'start': '97.920', 'end': '101.759', 'text': 'about is they\'re asking, "What do you'}, {'start': '99.759', 'end': '105.200', 'text': 'say to those who view your actions as an'}, {'start': '101.759', 'end': '107.200', 'text': 'attack on academic freedom rather than a'}, {'start': '105.200', 'end': '108.240', 'text': 'defense of fairness?" What do you say to'}, {'start': '107.200', 'end': '110.960', 'text': 'that?'}, {'start': '108.240', 'end': '114.360', 'text': 'Well, I say this. Uh, we had riots in'}, {'start': '110.960', 'end': '116.360', 'text': 'Harlem. In in in Harlem.'}, {'start': '114.360', 'end': '119.119', 'text': 'Amazing.'}, {'start': '116.360', 'end': '121.119', 'text': 'Amazing. Trump heard a black man say'}, {'start': '119.119', 'end': '122.200', 'text': 'Harvard and he thought he must have'}, {'start': '121.119', 'end': '124.960', 'text': 'meant'}, {'start': '122.200', 'end': '126.200', 'text': 'Harlem. What a beautiful mix of racism'}, {'start': '124.960', 'end': '128.399', 'text': 'and'}, {'start': '126.200', 'end': '130.160', 'text': 'dementia. It sounded like you asked'}, {'start': '128.399', 'end': '132.080', 'text': "about social security, but I'm going to"}, {'start': '130.160', 'end': '133.560', 'text': 'assume you really asked about soul'}, {'start': '132.080', 'end': '136.480', 'text': 'plane.'}, {'start': '133.560', 'end': '139.040', 'text': 'No, not a great start, but maybe Donald'}, {'start': '136.480', 'end': '143.040', 'text': 'Trump maybe he can save it. We had riots'}, {'start': '139.040', 'end': '144.879', 'text': 'in Harlem in in in Harlem and frankly if'}, {'start': '143.040', 'end': '147.120', 'text': "you look at what's gone on and people"}, {'start': '144.879', 'end': '149.520', 'text': 'from Harlem went up and they protested'}, {'start': '147.120', 'end': '152.080', 'text': 'Stephen and they protested very strongly'}, {'start': '149.520', 'end': '155.800', 'text': "against Harvard. No, he didn't say it."}, {'start': '152.080', 'end': '158.800', 'text': "He didn't it is What is he talking about"}, {'start': '155.800', 'end': '160.640', 'text': 'exactly? There were no riots in Harlem.'}, {'start': '158.800', 'end': '163.760', 'text': "They they definitely didn't go from the"}, {'start': '160.640', 'end': '165.599', 'text': 'non- riots to protest Harvard and none'}, {'start': '163.760', 'end': '168.160', 'text': 'of that had anything to do with Stephen'}, {'start': '165.599', 'end': '169.599', 'text': "A's question about academic freedom."}, {'start': '168.160', 'end': '171.920', 'text': "It's almost like he's talking about"}, {'start': '169.599', 'end': '175.680', 'text': 'black stuff because Stephen A. Smith is'}, {'start': '171.920', 'end': '178.400', 'text': 'black. You know, I got a very high black'}, {'start': '175.680', 'end': '181.120', 'text': 'vote. You know that very very high black'}, {'start': '178.400', 'end': '182.959', 'text': 'vote.'}, {'start': '181.120', 'end': '184.480', 'text': "I'm starting to think that maybe Trump"}, {'start': '182.959', 'end': '187.760', 'text': "shouldn't be choosing the curriculum for"}, {'start': '184.480', 'end': '189.840', 'text': 'the smartest college in the world.'}, {'start': '187.760', 'end': '192.280', 'text': 'The answer was so dumbfounding that'}, {'start': '189.840', 'end': '194.959', 'text': 'Stephen A, who is a professional'}, {'start': '192.280', 'end': '198.239', 'text': 'interrupter, was left speechless for the'}, {'start': '194.959', 'end': '200.640', 'text': 'first time in his life. By the way, this'}, {'start': '198.239', 'end': '202.480', 'text': 'is not even the weirdest Steven A. Smith'}, {'start': '200.640', 'end': '204.720', 'text': 'moment from this week because apparently'}, {'start': '202.480', 'end': '207.040', 'text': 'the guy had a cameo on General Hospital'}, {'start': '204.720', 'end': '211.159', 'text': "a few days ago. And here's really the"}, {'start': '207.040', 'end': '211.159', 'text': 'only moment you need to see.'}, {'start': '215.200', 'end': '218.319', 'text': 'Sorry to interrupt.'}, {'start': '218.400', 'end': '222.480', 'text': "I'm going to need to see some ID. Of"}, {'start': '228.760', 'end': '234.959', 'text': 'course. God damn. Is that what happens'}, {'start': '232.239', 'end': '234.959', 'text': "when you don't have your"}, {'start': '236.280', 'end': '240.879', 'text': 'ID? Man, things sure have changed now.'}, {'start': '238.799', 'end': '243.000', 'text': 'We used to clap for nurses every day and'}, {'start': '240.879', 'end': '245.439', 'text': 'now we quickdraw them with a'}, {'start': '243.000', 'end': '247.599', 'text': 'silencer. I had no idea that Steven A.'}, {'start': '245.439', 'end': '249.120', 'text': 'Smith even acted in soap operas, but now'}, {'start': '247.599', 'end': '250.879', 'text': "I can't wait to tune in next week to"}, {'start': '249.120', 'end': '252.760', 'text': 'find out if is he has an evil twin,'}, {'start': '250.879', 'end': '255.040', 'text': 'Steven B.'}, {'start': '252.760', 'end': '257.120', 'text': 'Smith. I guess I got to start watching'}, {'start': '255.040', 'end': '260.479', 'text': 'General Hospital or as Trump calls it,'}, {'start': '257.120', 'end': '262.320', 'text': "General Harlem. But let's move on"}, {'start': '260.479', 'end': '265.199', 'text': 'because not everyone is having fun'}, {'start': '262.320', 'end': '267.520', 'text': 'during this celebration week.'}, {'start': '265.199', 'end': '269.680', 'text': 'We begin with breaking news. Sources are'}, {'start': '267.520', 'end': '272.960', 'text': 'confirming to Fox News that National'}, {'start': '269.680', 'end': '275.440', 'text': 'Security Adviser Mike Wals is out. Waltz'}, {'start': '272.960', 'end': '277.919', 'text': 'has been in a precarious position with'}, {'start': '275.440', 'end': '280.160', 'text': 'the president after he accidentally'}, {'start': '277.919', 'end': '283.440', 'text': 'added a reporter to a group chat about'}, {'start': '280.160', 'end': '286.160', 'text': 'upcoming military strikes.'}, {'start': '283.440', 'end': '289.199', 'text': 'Damn, what a shame for Mike Waltz. I'}, {'start': '286.160', 'end': '289.199', 'text': 'wonder how they delivered the'}, {'start': '290.759', 'end': '294.400', 'text': "news. That's ice"}, {'start': '295.479', 'end': '300.240', 'text': 'cold. You know what? You know what? You'}, {'start': '298.479', 'end': '302.080', 'text': "can't jeopardize military missions by"}, {'start': '300.240', 'end': '303.840', 'text': 'adding journalists to your group chats.'}, {'start': '302.080', 'end': '305.600', 'text': "And to Donald Trump's credit, he"}, {'start': '303.840', 'end': '307.000', 'text': "realizes he can't have a guy this"}, {'start': '305.600', 'end': '310.080', 'text': 'incompetent working for his'}, {'start': '307.000', 'end': '312.880', 'text': "administration. He's got to go. This is"}, {'start': '310.080', 'end': '314.720', 'text': 'CNN breaking news.'}, {'start': '312.880', 'end': '316.400', 'text': 'President Trump just announcing moments'}, {'start': '314.720', 'end': '317.919', 'text': 'ago that he will be nominating his'}, {'start': '316.400', 'end': '319.520', 'text': 'current national security adviser,'}, {'start': '317.919', 'end': '322.160', 'text': 'Michael Waltz, to be the next US'}, {'start': '319.520', 'end': '324.000', 'text': 'ambassador to the United Nations. Yeah.'}, {'start': '322.160', 'end': '326.880', 'text': "Yeah. Yeah. Like I was saying, he's got"}, {'start': '324.000', 'end': '328.840', 'text': 'to go to the United Nations to to'}, {'start': '326.880', 'end': '331.280', 'text': 'represent the entire country on a global'}, {'start': '328.840', 'end': '333.680', 'text': "stage. Congrats, Mike. You've earned it."}, {'start': '331.280', 'end': '335.680', 'text': "I I guess. Well, look, I don't know."}, {'start': '333.680', 'end': '337.440', 'text': 'This seems like pure chaos to me, but'}, {'start': '335.680', 'end': '338.880', 'text': "I'm sure this administration has been"}, {'start': '337.440', 'end': '341.280', 'text': 'carefully planning the whole'}, {'start': '338.880', 'end': '343.199', 'text': 'reorganization for days. As the State'}, {'start': '341.280', 'end': '345.600', 'text': 'Department spokesperson will make clear'}, {'start': '343.199', 'end': '347.840', 'text': 'here, the president has just written on'}, {'start': '345.600', 'end': '350.160', 'text': 'Truth Social that Mike Waltz is going to'}, {'start': '347.840', 'end': '352.320', 'text': 'become the new US ambassador to the'}, {'start': '350.160', 'end': '354.240', 'text': 'United Nations. Well, there you go. The'}, {'start': '352.320', 'end': '357.199', 'text': 'national security advis. And in addition'}, {'start': '354.240', 'end': '359.600', 'text': 'to that, he says that in the interim,'}, {'start': '357.199', 'end': '362.479', 'text': 'Secretary of State Marco Rubio will'}, {'start': '359.600', 'end': '364.240', 'text': 'serve as national security adviser while'}, {'start': '362.479', 'end': '366.639', 'text': 'continuing his strong leadership at the'}, {'start': '364.240', 'end': '368.479', 'text': 'State Department. Do you know how long'}, {'start': '366.639', 'end': '371.680', 'text': "he's going to be serving in both roles?"}, {'start': '368.479', 'end': '374.360', 'text': 'It is clear that I just heard this from'}, {'start': '371.680', 'end': '377.120', 'text': 'you. You know what?'}, {'start': '374.360', 'end': '380.160', 'text': "Um, why don't you come up here and I'll"}, {'start': '377.120', 'end': '381.520', 'text': 'ask you some questions. Okay.'}, {'start': '380.160', 'end': '384.240', 'text': 'By the way, if it sounds crazy that'}, {'start': '381.520', 'end': '386.960', 'text': 'Marco Rubio has two separate jobs,'}, {'start': '384.240', 'end': '390.080', 'text': "that's actually only half of his jobs."}, {'start': '386.960', 'end': '392.319', 'text': 'Marco Rubio is very busy right now. Our'}, {'start': '390.080', 'end': '394.400', 'text': "own David Gur reminding us that he's"}, {'start': '392.319', 'end': '396.319', 'text': 'right now Secretary of State, interim'}, {'start': '394.400', 'end': '398.720', 'text': 'national security adviser, acting'}, {'start': '396.319', 'end': '401.520', 'text': 'administrator of USAD, and also acting'}, {'start': '398.720', 'end': '403.520', 'text': 'archavist uh for the United States.'}, {'start': '401.520', 'end': '405.600', 'text': "That's a lot of work. Those are a lot of"}, {'start': '403.520', 'end': '407.680', 'text': "jobs. Yeah. And I don't know how you"}, {'start': '405.600', 'end': '409.280', 'text': 'balance working four jobs all at the'}, {'start': '407.680', 'end': '411.880', 'text': "same time, but I'm going to guess it"}, {'start': '409.280', 'end': '415.039', 'text': 'probably involves doing a shitty'}, {'start': '411.880', 'end': '416.720', 'text': "job. And he's actually working five jobs"}, {'start': '415.039', 'end': '418.919', 'text': 'when you consider the hardest job of'}, {'start': '416.720', 'end': '421.880', 'text': 'them all, which is being a'}, {'start': '418.919', 'end': '423.919', 'text': 'father. Which which reminds'}, {'start': '421.880', 'end': '425.360', 'text': "me, honey, you're going to have to put"}, {'start': '423.919', 'end': '426.639', 'text': "the kids to bed tonight because I'm"}, {'start': '425.360', 'end': '429.639', 'text': 'going to go get drunk at Dave and'}, {'start': '426.639', 'end': '429.639', 'text': 'Busters.'}, {'start': '430.960', 'end': '435.120', 'text': "But amazingly, Trump hasn't been firing"}, {'start': '433.199', 'end': '437.599', 'text': 'administration officials all that much'}, {'start': '435.120', 'end': '439.440', 'text': 'because partly most of them have really'}, {'start': '437.599', 'end': '441.280', 'text': 'learned a lesson about staying on his'}, {'start': '439.440', 'end': '443.759', 'text': 'good side. Let me show you how bad it'}, {'start': '441.280', 'end': '446.080', 'text': 'can get. Three days ago, Pam Bondi was'}, {'start': '443.759', 'end': '448.560', 'text': 'on Fox News making an outrageous claim'}, {'start': '446.080', 'end': '450.880', 'text': "about Trump's success stopping fentanyl"}, {'start': '448.560', 'end': '455.280', 'text': 'deaths. Since Donald Trump has been in'}, {'start': '450.880', 'end': '457.759', 'text': 'office, DEA has seized over 21 million'}, {'start': '455.280', 'end': '459.759', 'text': "fentanyl pills taken. That's 21 million"}, {'start': '457.759', 'end': '463.919', 'text': 'lives saved in my opinion.'}, {'start': '459.759', 'end': '467.360', 'text': '21 million people. 21 million people.'}, {'start': '463.919', 'end': '470.240', 'text': 'Just for context, 70,000 people die from'}, {'start': '467.360', 'end': '472.479', 'text': "fentanyl in an entire year. But we're"}, {'start': '470.240', 'end': '475.599', 'text': 'supposed to believe that in 3 months,'}, {'start': '472.479', 'end': '477.840', 'text': 'Trump prevented 21 million fentinyl'}, {'start': '475.599', 'end': '480.280', 'text': 'deaths. I guess a lot more people were'}, {'start': '477.840', 'end': '482.319', 'text': 'planning to try fentinol this year,'}, {'start': '480.280', 'end': '485.240', 'text': 'huh? Were you guys? Because if'}, {'start': '482.319', 'end': '488.080', 'text': "everyone's do it, I'll do it. I'm not a"}, {'start': '485.240', 'end': '491.599', 'text': '[\xa0__\xa0] All right.'}, {'start': '488.080', 'end': '493.280', 'text': 'This audience is pro- fentanyl. Now, to'}, {'start': '491.599', 'end': '494.639', 'text': 'be fair to Bondie, she must have'}, {'start': '493.280', 'end': '496.319', 'text': 'realized these numbers were way off'}, {'start': '494.639', 'end': '499.520', 'text': 'because two days later, she corrected'}, {'start': '496.319', 'end': '502.280', 'text': "herself. Since he's been in office, DEA"}, {'start': '499.520', 'end': '505.599', 'text': 'has taken'}, {'start': '502.280', 'end': '508.120', 'text': '22.2 million fentanyl pills off the'}, {'start': '505.599', 'end': '512.560', 'text': 'streets. This is'}, {'start': '508.120', 'end': '515.760', 'text': '119 million lives Donald Trump has saved'}, {'start': '512.560', 'end': '516.919', 'text': 'since January. Pretty remarkable.'}, {'start': '515.760', 'end': '519.719', 'text': 'Oh my'}, {'start': '516.919', 'end': '522.959', 'text': 'god. 119'}, {'start': '519.719', 'end': '525.560', 'text': 'million. He saved a hundred more million'}, {'start': '522.959', 'end': '528.560', 'text': 'lives in two'}, {'start': '525.560', 'end': '528.560', 'text': 'days.'}, {'start': '529.880', 'end': '535.200', 'text': 'Wow. Keep in mind, keep in mind the'}, {'start': '533.360', 'end': '538.720', 'text': 'entire population of the United States'}, {'start': '535.200', 'end': '541.120', 'text': "is 340 million. So she's crediting Trump"}, {'start': '538.720', 'end': '543.680', 'text': 'with saving the lives of a third of the'}, {'start': '541.120', 'end': '546.560', 'text': 'entire country. Pam, what are you'}, {'start': '543.680', 'end': '548.880', 'text': 'talking about? Are you on the fence? Cuz'}, {'start': '546.560', 'end': '550.760', 'text': 'you signed high. You sound high as right'}, {'start': '548.880', 'end': '554.080', 'text': 'now.'}, {'start': '550.760', 'end': '556.000', 'text': 'Okay. All right. But you know what?'}, {'start': '554.080', 'end': '558.480', 'text': 'Bondie sobered up. She checked her math'}, {'start': '556.000', 'end': '560.080', 'text': 'and she realized something was off again'}, {'start': '558.480', 'end': '561.839', 'text': "because during Trump's cabinet meeting"}, {'start': '560.080', 'end': '564.880', 'text': 'yesterday, she came back and corrected'}, {'start': '561.839', 'end': '567.480', 'text': 'herself one more time. President Trump,'}, {'start': '564.880', 'end': '570.880', 'text': 'your DOJ agencies have'}, {'start': '567.480', 'end': '572.800', 'text': 'seized more than 22 million fentanyl'}, {'start': '570.880', 'end': '573.959', 'text': 'pills, which saved, are you ready for'}, {'start': '572.800', 'end': '578.600', 'text': 'this media?'}, {'start': '573.959', 'end': '578.600', 'text': '258 million lives.'}, {'start': '581.160', 'end': '586.600', 'text': '258'}, {'start': '582.839', 'end': '589.519', 'text': '258 million lives. What is happening'}, {'start': '586.600', 'end': '591.959', 'text': 'here? At the rate Trump is saving lives.'}, {'start': '589.519', 'end': '595.519', 'text': 'Death will cease to exist by'}, {'start': '591.959', 'end': '597.200', 'text': 'August. Man, you got to love the way she'}, {'start': '595.519', 'end': '600.080', 'text': 'turns to the camera like, "Are you ready'}, {'start': '597.200', 'end': '601.839', 'text': 'for this media?" No. No. You know, we'}, {'start': '600.080', 'end': '604.320', 'text': "weren't ready for that. We were not"}, {'start': '601.839', 'end': '606.160', 'text': 'ready. There is no way anybody could'}, {'start': '604.320', 'end': '611.000', 'text': 'ever have been ready for the number you'}, {'start': '606.160', 'end': '613.519', 'text': "were about to say. Even JD Vance wasn't"}, {'start': '611.000', 'end': '615.360', 'text': 'ready. Look at his face when he hears'}, {'start': '613.519', 'end': '619.839', 'text': 'her say that [\xa0__\xa0] Are you ready for'}, {'start': '615.360', 'end': '623.640', 'text': 'this media? 258 million lives. Kids are'}, {'start': '619.839', 'end': '623.640', 'text': 'dying every day.'}, {'start': '624.040', 'end': '630.480', 'text': "I I've never seen a man blink. What the"}, {'start': '627.120', 'end': '632.880', 'text': 'is this woman talking about?'}, {'start': '630.480', 'end': '635.200', 'text': "But of course he knows it's [\xa0__\xa0] He"}, {'start': '632.880', 'end': '638.240', 'text': "went to Yale, right? It's it's no Harlem"}, {'start': '635.200', 'end': '638.240', 'text': 'University. But they know'}, {'start': '638.279', 'end': '643.200', 'text': 'math. The point is the point is by the'}, {'start': '641.760', 'end': '644.880', 'text': "time we're done with the next 100 days,"}, {'start': '643.200', 'end': '646.040', 'text': 'Trump will have saved and and are you'}, {'start': '644.880', 'end': '648.200', 'text': 'ready for this'}, {'start': '646.040', 'end': '651.160', 'text': 'media?'}, {'start': '648.200', 'end': '655.040', 'text': '347 bajillion'}, {'start': '651.160', 'end': '655.040', 'text': 'lives, which if you ask'}, {'start': '655.399', 'end': '660.720', 'text': 'me 300 Yeah.'}, {'start': '658.519', 'end': '663.200', 'text': "340 bajillion lives which you've asked"}, {'start': '660.720', 'end': '667.240', 'text': 'me is too many lives. Is there anyone we'}, {'start': '663.200', 'end': '667.240', 'text': 'can call to thin the herd?'}]