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[{'start': '0.166', 'end': '1.566', 'text': 'Hello everyone, I am Belgoria Salt.'}, {'start': '1.566', 'end': '3.933', 'text': 'We have come to one of the most dangerous places in the world. We are'}, {'start': '3.933', 'end': '5.166', 'text': 'in the room after the New Year.'}, {'start': '5.166', 'end': '6.266', 'text': 'There are dangers here.'}, {'start': '6.266', 'end': '8.533', 'text': 'If you are not careful, you will lose your life.'}, {'start': '8.533', 'end': '9.666', 'text': 'Look what it is.'}, {'start': '9.766', 'end': '11.500', 'text': 'This is a sugar orange.'}, {'start': '11.700', 'end': '13.266', 'text': "Let's remove its skin first"}, {'start': '13.266', 'end': '14.900', 'text': 'so that we can eat it.'}, {'start': '15.333', 'end': '17.300', 'text': 'It is very sweet.'}, {'start': '17.400', 'end': '18.533', 'text': 'They usually live'}, {'start': '19.066', 'end': '21.000', 'text': 'on the plains in the Himalayas.'}, {'start': '21.000', 'end': '21.766', 'text': 'An apple like this'}, {'start': '21.766', 'end': '23.800', 'text': 'has a layer of red poisonous substances on its surface.'}, {'start': '23.800', 'end': '25.933', 'text': 'We must not eat it directly.'}, {'start': '26.000', 'end': '27.500', 'text': 'If you remove the skin and cut it'}, {'start': '27.500', 'end': '28.366', 'text': 'into pieces,'}, {'start': '28.366', 'end': '29.733', 'text': 'it will be delicious.'}, {'start': '29.733', 'end': '31.500', 'text': 'There is a carton of unpacked milk.'}, {'start': '31.566', 'end': '33.000', 'text': 'Obviously someone must have been here.'}, {'start': '34.133', 'end': '35.566', 'text': 'I looked at it. Oh'}, {'start': '35.700', 'end': '36.800', 'text': ', damn,'}, {'start': '36.800', 'end': '37.866', 'text': 'he actually bit me.'}, {'start': '38.266', 'end': '39.666', 'text': 'We should stay away from him.'}, {'start': '39.800', 'end': '43.966', 'text': 'This kind of milk is generally called cloud-spotted rattle milk.'}]