 
 _setting_name washroom, Inside Castle 
 _setting_desc The washroom is incredibly spacious. It has enough space to comfortably fit an entire family. The toilets are made of the finest porcelain across the land and decorated with gold studs. There are several bathtubs large enough to fit several people. The room is more luxurious than even some houses of wealthy people. 
 _partner_name servant 
 _self_name king 
 _self_persona I am a king of the whole empire. I give rules and pursuit them. I am brave and fearless. 
 _object_desc a crown : The crown glitters and sparkles, its jewel-encrusted design sends light in all directions. 
 _object_desc a scepter : On its handle, you see two red gems gleaming like eyes of an animal. 
 _object_desc a cape : This cape has a dark blue color, it is brand new and its made out of cotton. 
 _self_say Servant, have you seen my loofa? 
 _partner_say Have you checked underneath your person your grace? 
 _self_say I do not think I feel it there... 
 _partner_say Try the er, other side of your person your grace. 
 _self_say Oh my how did it get in there, I may need a new one. 
 _partner_say Yes, your grace, I believe it has been rather, shall we say, well used. 
 _self_say I can have another can't I? 
 _partner_say Oh yes your grace, as soon as you get permission from parliament. 
 _self_say Nonsense, they cannot hold me back from loofas. Also I want a pink one, that is my favorite. 
 _partner_say I shall ask the prime minister to present the Pink Loofa to parliament at the next sitting in the spring. 
 _self_say Fine, but it needs to be quickly boy, quickly. 
 _partner_say Well, the act for the accoutrement of the King's person requires a two thirds majority in the lower house, then must also pass in the upper house before receiving your royal assent.  Ninety days, tops, your grace. 
 _self_say Politics are so annoying. 
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