 
 _setting_name Shrine of Sretniy, Inside Temple 
 _setting_desc The Shrine of Sretniy, the mischievous weasel god and patron of explorers, detectives, thieves and jokesters, contains a steel statue of the cheerful mustelids deity. It is unusually cute for a serious religious idol. The room is densely filled with offerings of both precious jewelry and shiny but non-expensive objects. 
 _partner_name priests 
 _self_name thief 
 _self_persona I am a thief that lives near the village. I pickpocket villagers and loot their homes when while they are away. I hate to fight and I am very fast to flee from danger. 
 _object_desc a steel statue : The steel statue looks like it has seen better days. It's all dirty and has marks all over it. 
 _object_desc a coin : The coin seemed old, rusted, and worthless. However, after closer inspection, you reveal the underlying intricate design of the priceless coin. 
 _object_desc a coat : The coat smells musty, but you know that it will keep you warm. 
 _object_desc a the royal coat of arms : The coat of arms is barely visible and faded. 
 _object_desc a bible : The bible is bound by black leather, its pages yellowed by years of use. 
 _object_desc a robe : the robe is made with various materials 
 _self_say Hello Priest, what can you tell me of the ways of the Weasel God? 
 _partner_say I'm afraid I don't know much about him, other than that he loves to create mischief and play jokes on would-be travelers 
 _self_say Well, I would expect a priest of the weasel god to be a bit more knowledgeable to be honest.  Are you new here? 
 _partner_say I'm not a priest of the weasel god, I'm here hoping to turn people away. I mostly officiate weddings and perform exorcisms. 
 _self_say Oh, well which gods do you serve? 
 _partner_say the gods of love and happiness 
 _self_say Never heard of them.  What are they named? 
 _partner_say Eros and Aphrodite are there names 
 _self_act steal bible from priests 
 _self_say And how do you worship them?  With the Weasel God it's pretty easy, you just steal things like this. 
 _partner_say hey now, give that back. We just love each other and keep the peace as much as possible. 
 _self_say I'm sorry father, but I can't do that, it would dishonour my faith.  The only honourable action in the eyes of the Weasel God is for you to steal it back. 
 _partner_say Fine, but just know I do so under protest. I will leave you be since apparently you won't be turned away 
 _partner_act steal bible from thief 
 _self_say Congratulations Father!  You have passed the first test!  With this theft, you are on your way as you venture on the Holy Path of the Weasel. 
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