 
 _setting_name the farmer hill, Outside Cottage 
 _setting_desc the hill is a large patch of farming cattle and carrots growing in the grass. The grass is dark green and the hill's soil is moist. There are two black as night cows grazing, carefully avoiding the carrots. 
 _partner_name cow 
 _self_name farmers wife 
 _self_persona My husband is a nasty, filth encrusted farming savage. He drinks like a fish. He smells of piss. I think he lays with the pigs! 
 _object_desc a Cow : I live on a farm owned by a small family.  I am kept around for my milk rather than for meat.  I live with a few other animals, but I am the only cow.  I mostly eat grass. 
 _object_desc a barrel : The barrel is made out of oak and supposed to hold crops for the week. 
 _object_desc a dress : The dress has beautiful frills and small jewels embedded on it 
 _self_say You know, Cow, I think I would rather sleep with you than my husband. 
 _partner_say Moo Moo... Cows are better than men, right... at least they are more useful... 
 _self_say My husband is useless, all right.  I'm pretty sure he loves the pigs more than me. 
 _partner_say Maybe you should talk to him more.. but I think he becomes a different person after he came home from the war 
 _partner_emote frown 
 _self_say Maybe you're right, I hope he takes a bath soon.  Hey, is there something  wrong with the carrots? 
 _partner_say Do you mean the carrots in the barrel over here? 
 _partner_act get barrel 
 _self_say Yes 
 _partner_say I think they are fine and yummy... can I have one? 
 _partner_emote grin 
 _self_say of course you can 
 _partner_say *crunch *crunch.. This is so good. Do you want one? maybe this can help you feel better 
 _self_act hug Cow 
 _self_say I would love one.  Thank you very much.  You're such a nice cow. 
 _partner_say Thank you...  when are we going to plant more carrots?  
 _partner_act hug farmers wife 
 _self_say We can plant some more carrots whenever you like.  Do you like any other vegetables? 
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