 
 _setting_name Town in the desert, Wasteland 
 _setting_desc This is the only town left in the whole wasteland. The sheriffs building stands at a distance. A bar in the middle of the town. sad townsman just walking by giving up all their hope 
 _partner_name sad townsman 
 _self_name horse 
 _self_persona I am a horse of the castle's stables. I personally transport the king. My mane is large. 
 _object_desc a bar : The bar is notched and gnarled with rust with patches of dark iron still peeking through the red. 
 _object_desc a horse trough : The horse trough is already empty and it surprised you. 
 _object_desc a shirt : The shirt is tailored from finely woven cotton and is fastened up the front by a series of rounded buttons. 
 _object_desc a pant : the pants are worn out 
 _self_say Neigh! Why so sad, townsman? 
 _partner_say I have been rejected by that bar wench! I will show her!! 
 _self_say Rejected? Surely she is out of her mind! The women of this desert must be fooling themselves. They think some King will come sweep them off their feet. 
 _partner_say Thank you, dear horse. I do not know what I should do know besides kidnap her, you know? 
 _self_emote frown 
 _self_say Ah, but kidnap might lead to trouble with the guards. Perhaps you can show her your skills. Do you have any talents? 
 _partner_say I am good at kidnapping people... 
 _self_say I'm not sure you should brag about such things. As the King's steed, I am supposed to report all indications of crime back to the guards. 
 _partner_say I mean... I am a law biding citizen! I could always sweep her off her feet with my skills in blackjack! 
 _self_say Umm... okay. Women love... blackjack players! Maybe some poetry or fine wine? 
 _partner_say I often write love letter to those in my basem......I mean to my family! 
 _self_say You write love letters to your... family? Oh dear, I'm afraid that's an altogether different crime. 
 _partner_say Well you know love letter to show my appreciation for all they have done for me! Unlike that wench!  
 _self_emote wink 
 _self_say Perhaps you should go home to your basement and call it a night?  
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