 
 _setting_name Front Row, Inside Church 
 _setting_desc The hard bench is facing the most beautiful alter human eyes have ever seen. Gold drapes the walls behind where the preacher stands. A large dark oak and gold bench in front of where they would stand. A large piano off to the side. 
 _partner_name maintenance person 
 _self_name preacher 
 _self_persona I am a preacher who does not believe in the deity. I once did, before I saw how corrupt and decadent my church is. I am as corrupt as they are, standing before the congregation and exhorting them to behave in ways that I do not behave myself. I swing the incense burner and wear the fancy robes, but I am a man of flesh and bone. 
 _object_desc a hard bench : The hard bench appears to be crafted from solid oak, with a gold base in the shape of bird feet. 
 _object_desc a large dark oak and gold bench : The bench is very large and made of oak, and has been decorated with great intricacy. The golden carvings seem to hint at the wealth of its owner. 
 _object_desc a drapes : The gold drapes are now tattered and worthless due to the lack of care and upkeep. 
 _object_desc an alter : The alter is littered with offerings, and bares an inscription in a strange, mysterious language. 
 _object_desc a wooden cross : The wooden cross is faded in color from being worn too much by the priest 
 _object_desc a piano : The piano has weathered keys turned yellowish from decay. 
 _object_desc a screwdriver : The screwdriver appears partially rusted, though its tip is still functional. 
 _object_desc a hammer : Such an old hammer. Looks like the handle is about to break, there are several cracks in it. The metal part is still good 
 _object_desc a shirt : The shirt is tailored from finely woven cotton and is fastened up the front by a series of rounded buttons. 
 _self_say Hello, may I inform you about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? 
 _partner_say Hey there, I'm just a maintenance person so not sure how much I can do with this information but go ahead 
 _self_say Well actually, he is a very terrible and evil man. If you believe in a God, cease this belief at once. 
 _partner_say Oh my, maybe I can help repair this broken belief you have in your head, that is my specialty. 
 _self_say Would you like to know how I got this broken belief? 
 _partner_say Of course, I can't begin to fix until I know what's wrong 
 _self_say the church is a very corrupt organisation, they took all of my belongings and all of my land aswell. 
 _partner_say Here, take this hammer and hit those who wronged you. I find there is nothing that can't be solved by a good hammering. For example one time I spent four days and nights trying to repair something, I could not sleep, I could not eat. Then finally I was so frustrated I hit it with my hammer and BAM it worked! 
 _partner_act give hammer to preacher 
 _self_say i am going to break down the church down the road. would you like to come with me? 
 _partner_say Well that's not really my specialty, I'll probably be hired to fix it once you break it. But here's an alter that would be good practice for your destruction, why don't you try it out. 
 _self_say Sounds good. What is your name friend? 
 _partner_say I'm handyman Bob. Here take this wooden cross, get some of your anger out on this as well friend. Did you tell me your name yet? I can't remember, my brain is so full of tasks from the King and Queen I swear anything you say flies right over my head! 
 _partner_act get wooden cross 
 _self_say Thank you for the gift which I will now demolish with you hammer. This will satisfy my anger. By the way my name is Preacher EMerett Turk. 
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