Woody is a piano player at the Old Crow Bar where a beautiful Mexican girl sits atop his piano. Word of Buzz Buzzard coming to town is that he is out to get the sheriff and kill him. It spreads and every sheriff at the Bar gives Woody their badges. The woman still sitting on top of the piano then takes Woody in her arms, strangles him and says, "Es mi hombre magnifico. You are my little sheriff. You will get the bad hombre, no?" She gives him a kiss (totally inappropriate) convincing him to stop Buzz. Then Woody jumps out.
Question: A beautiful girl of what nationality comes to sit atop Woody's piano?, Answer: A beautiful, Mexican girl. Question: What does Woody play at the Old Crow Bar?, Answer: The piano. Question: What does every sheriff at the bar give Woody?, Answer: Their badges.