4233 people over 12 years have also tried to answer this question, see: http://www.armory.com/swallow.html\n\nYou're obviously a Monty Pyhton fan, following is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:\n\nBridgekeeper:  What... is your quest?\nArthur: To seek the Holy Grail.\nBridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?\nArthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?\nBridgekeeper: Huh? I-- I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!\nBedevere: How do know so much about swallows?\nArthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?