It's not like I wasn't going to vote for him . Hmm . I suppose I had nothing better to do!That next and the following day I had the whole house to myself and felt ill from the muscle strain and wetness , so naturally I lounged naked and masturbated in new and exciting places . Ok , so I didn't , ( just in the old and dull places ) , but I watched a few movies and ate an entire box of spaghetti . 
Question: How would you describe me ?
Someone who enjoys beings lazy .