The song is actually "It's Christmas and I wonder where I am."  It's by Dudley Moron (The Bob and Tom Band)  On the web site: www.TheMadMusicArchive.com, you can request it for one of their show that they have on their site.  Bob and Tom do have a few CDs out. It might be on one of them. I know that Amazon.com had some of their cds. If I come across one, I'll get back to you.  I do have the song on a cassette I made of The Dr. Demento Show years ago.  I'll see if I can find it.7
What are"it's christmas and i don't know where i am" lyrics,and where can i purchase?