
dviteey shreni purush/jaanyachi vel

"sekand class mail' aanee 'time too goo' hii 1999 madhye 'daad observer' madhye richard geef yaa topananavakhali khris mauris aanee robbert katz yanni lihilelya 12 spoof vruttpatra stambhanchi malika hotee.
"duyyam darjacha purush' haah eka vaishishtyapurn stambh hota joou eka sunder parantu akaryaksham prakarane lihila hota, jyala aayushyat nashibacha abhav aahe. sahavya lekhanantar, stambh lekhak tharvato qee too eka vishisht tarkhela aatmahatya karel aanee tyache urvarit stambh, 'jaanyachi vel' asey punarnamit kelele, aekhadyachya manachya sthitibaddal lihile jaatil, jyala mahit asel qee teey eka vishisht tarkhela marnar aahet. shevatchya lekhat, jeefichya ratrichya jevanachya mejavanitil pahunyanchya nondi, tyachya mrutyuchya ratri, mauriceche saha-lekhakatva ughad jhalyanantar prakashit karnyat aale hote.
jaree heey lekh khris mauris nirmiti mhanoon navhe tarr vastusthiti mhanoon sadar kele gele, taree tyacha aadhar tyachya 'blue jamm' redio karyakramatil 'aatmahatya patrakar' yaa shirshakachya 'blue jamm' sankalan see. dii. madheel eka eka eka bhasheshi agadi samaan hota. shevatchya topananav stambhat gothavalelya mutrane galoon padalela eka manus aanee pahilya majlyavaril khidakitoon varanvar udee maroon aatmahatya karane, yaa donhi paristhiti morisachya purvichya kamachya hotya.
yaa malikene vaiyaktik aanee gharguti babimbaddal lihinanya stambhalekhakanche swa-shoshan aanee johnn diamond aanee ruth piccardy yanni lihilelya mrutyubaddalachya stambhansathichya ardh-fashionver hallah keela. 
aay. emm. dii. bii. chya matey, 2006 madhye dusya stambhavar aadharit (jyamadhye geef tyachya flatmadhun baher padato) 7 minitancha laghupat ('sekand class mail' asey shirshak) banavanyat aala hota.