
yuddh nritya (pitaa kii senaa)

"yuddh nritya" british comedy shrinkhala "" dads armi "" kii teesari shrinkhala kaa nauvaan episode haye.  yeh mool roop seey guruwar 6 navambar 1969 koo prasaarit kiya gayaa thaa.
saransh.
pulton ack pulton nritya aayojit kartaa haye, aur pike koo ack vishesh ghoshana karni hoti haye.
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pike mukhya vaahan key baink karyalaya kii safai curr rhaa haye aur prem geet gaa rhaa haye jaba mukhya vaahan usey baadhit kartaa haye. vaha vishay koo yeh bataakar badal detaa haye kii vaha grih rakshak nritya key ayojan key liye kitna utsuk haye. jaba pike nikalata haye, tou mukhya vaahak willson koo bataata haye kii vaha dair seey pike key kaam seey santusht naheen haye, aur vaha pike lagaatar vichalit hotaa prateet hotaa haye. willson taba ullekh kartaa haye kii pike shayed usa ladki parr nivaas curr rhaa haye jise vaha dekh rhaa haye, baingani gibbons naam kii ack ladki. mukhya dekhbhal hairan curr detee haye, kyonki vaha baingani rung kii maan (joe usake liye aur shrimati key liye ghar kii safai karati thee) koo jaanata thaa. mainwaring), aur jaba willson pushti kartaa haye kii vaha "ack machhali aur chip kii dukaan" mein kaam karati thee, tou vaha asweekrit roop seey willson koo bataata haye kii "galat prishthabhoomi" vaali ladki baink mein pike kaa puuraa currier barbad curr sakati haye. vaha willson seey usake saath ack baat karane key liye kahata haye, kyonki vaha ack pitaa pike key sabse karib haye. willson isase baahar nikalane kii koshish kartaa haye, lekin usey peater paine kahakar aur usey yaad dilaakar kii frank key maataa-pitaa key baare mein jeebhen ladkhada rahee hain (willson aur shrimati donon key roop mein). pike "lagbhag usee samay yahaan aaya thaa...donon weston-super-maire seey). willson nirash haye lekin pike seey baat karane key liye sahmat haye.
baad mein, mukhya nritya aur johns khand nritya kii antim vyavastha parr charcha karane key liye ack baithak aayojit karate hain. way sangeet parr ack ulajhan mein hain; johns moksh senaa kaa sujhaav dete hain, lekin walker asahmat hain, aur mukhya roop seey ullekh karate hain kii niji hasting piano bajaa sakati haye, aur unake paas ack baind key saath ack shabd hoga joe ack raaf ikai mein gaulhead mein hoga. mukhya-vaahak sahmat hoe jaataa haye, aur ghoshana kartaa haye kii usaki patni sossage roll pradaan karegi.
jaba taiyari chala rahee hoti haye, willson pike key saath apani ichchit baatchit seey bachane kii koshish kartaa rahata haye, lekin ack baar phir mainwaring dwara "peater paine" kahey jaane key baad (ack uttejit willson koo jawab dene key liye prerit kartaa haye "merey bhagwan, mainwaring, aap bahut cumm maar sakate hain jaba yeh aapako soot kartaa haye!"), vaha anta mein wicker key karyalaya mein pike key saath baat karane jaataa haye. iss beach, johns ack cabrey abhinay karane kaa sujhaav dete hain, jisamen unake apane "hasyapurna ekalap aur nakal key vibhinn roop" shamil hain, saath hii ack uchch bhoomi talwar nritya bhee haye jise fraser dwara kiya jaataa haye. mainwaring kaa kahana haye kii vaha nritya samiti koo johns key vichaar kaa ullekh karega; kuchh hii samay baad, fraser pravesh kartaa haye aur johns koo bataata haye kii vaha ack bent kii sahaayata seey door jaane seey pahale "vichaar seey thheek chalaa gayaa haye" (iska matlab yeh haye kii usane talwar nritya kaa abhyaas karate samay khud koo ghayal curr liya haye).
pike key saath baatchit key dauran, willson ajib tarah seey khud koo ack pitaa key roop mein prastut karane kii koshish kartaa haye, yeh sujhaav dete hue kii way ack-dusare koo unake pahale naamon seey sambodhit karate hain, aur antatah vaha pike key nritya mein baingani rung lene key vishay parr aataa haye, aur usey aisaa karane seey dheere seey rokane kii koshish kartaa haye. pike taba bumm giraata haye kii vaha jack oki aur zaasu pitt kii tarah nritya key beach mein unaki sagaai kii ghoshana karane kaa irada rakhta haye. willson kii or seey usake liye punarvichaar karane kii guhaar bahare kaanon parr girati haye, jaisa kii walker kii or seey (joe willson koo bataata haye kii vaha pahale baingani rung kii tarikh kaa upayog kartaa thaa, lekin usane machhali aur chip kii dukaan parr kaam karna shuru karane key baad usake saath ise toda diyaa, kyonki vaha machhali kii usa badbu koo naheen leey sakata thaa jise usane taarikhon parr baahar honey parr bhee chhod diyaa thaa).
nritya kaa praarambhik charan achchi tarah seey chalata haye, isake alawa johns key saath takraav aur harmonium parr abhadra shabd key baare mein verger (dekhein "jiss dinn gubbara oopar gayaa"). walker dou judvaan bachchon, doris aur dora key saath aataa haye, godfrey apani bahan, cc koo saath laataa haye, aur fraser apani bhatiji, bloadwayne koo laataa haye, joe ack jamini ladki haye. mainwaring ack kaali aankh key saath saamane aatee haye, aur johns koo sweekaar karati haye kii sossage roll barbad hoe gaye hain aur elizabeth naheen aaegi. anta mein johns kii saathi, shrimati procer, aatee hain aur nritya shuru hoe sakata haye.
haalaanki, baingani rung key saath pike key aaney key baad cheejen nashpati key aakar mein aaney mein bahut samay naheen lagata haye. jaise hii baind ack break letaa haye, pike apani ghoshana karane kaa prayaas kartaa haye, lekin walker johns koo apana cabrey kaary karane key liye raaji karke ise rokane kaa prabandhan kartaa haye. johns arther auke aur george arlis jaise abhinetaon key prabhaav karane key liye aage badhate hain. johns key abhinay key anta mein, walker usey charles lafton aur freddy bartholomeu jaise kuchh aur abhinetaon kaa pratiroopan karane key liye manaane kii koshish kartaa haye; lekin durbhagya seey pike microphone taka apana raasta banaane mein kamyab hoe jaataa haye, ack udaseen dikhane vaale baingani rung koo munch parr kheenchata haye, aur apani sagaai kii ghoshana kartaa haye. usaki maan iss khabar kaa jawab chillakar aur phir behosh hoe jaati haye.
baad mein, ack sharabi mukhya adhikaari paadari key karyalaya mein gir jaataa haye jahan willson soney kaa prayaas curr rhaa hotaa haye, kyonki donon koo unake gharon seey baahar curr diyaa gayaa haye (kramshah elizabeth aur shrimati pike dwara). pike bhee ander aataa haye, kambal mein lipta huaa aur twacha parr bhigoya huaa. vaha anya dou purushon koo bataata haye kii naa kewal vaha baahar bund thaa, balki usaki maan ney usake oopar bhee paani kii ack balty fenki ("usa utsaah koo thandaa karane key liye", jaisa kii willson kahate hain). phir, pike ghoshana kartaa haye kii vaha shaadi naheen karega, willson koo bahut raahat. purush taba nritya key anta parr charcha karate hain (joe anta mein ack sharabi jhagade mein badal gayaa thaa), iss baat seey sahmat hotey hain kii kull milakar yeh abhee bhee ack "achchha nritya" thaa.

