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With great sadness, the family of Tobe Hooper, famed movie director of both the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist (classics in the horror genre) announced his passing today at the age of 74.
Hooper, who worked both as a producer and director (and even occasionally as a writer) was best known for creating the legendary Texas Chainsaw massacre, a movie that would inspire a great number of horror films since then.
The lead character Leatherface proved such a hit with horror fans that he is receiving his very own prequel, which will be out later this year.
Hooper was a native from Austin, Texas where he was born in 1943. Eggshells was the name of his unsuccessful low budget hippie movie which meant his debut as a director.
His big break came in 1974 when Hooper assembled a group of teachers and students (he had previously worked as a university professor) to perform in another low-budget movie which was heavily influenced by the stories surrounding legendary serial killer Ed Gein.
A group of friends would be picked off one by one in the most horrific of ways. The film, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, was a revolution for the genre and hence saw banishment in the UK and several other countries due to its extremely violent content, which only helped it’s rise to fame.
Thanks to the success of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hooper was allowed larger budgets by the movie studios.
In 1982, Hooper received a script from none other than Steven Spielberg, who would also act as producer, named Poltergeist.
The story of a family coping with a haunted house also became an instant classic and made it into the top ten of 1982 of highest grossing films, quite rare for a horror movie at that time. Poltergeist was remade in 2015, to a much lesser successful acclaim.
Hooper continued to work in Hollywood but could never match the success of his early work anymore.

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With great sadness , the family of Tobe Hooper , famed movie director of both the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist ( classics in the horror genre ) announced his passing today at the age of 74 .
 Hooper , who worked both as a producer and director ( and even occasionally as a writer ) was best known for creating the legendary Texas Chainsaw massacre , a movie that would inspire a great number of horror films since then .
 The lead character Leatherface proved such a hit with horror fans that he is receiving his very own prequel , which will be out later this year .
 Hooper was a native from Austin , Texas where he was born in 1943 . Eggshells was the name of his unsuccessful low budget hippie movie which meant his debut as a director .
 His big break came in 1974 when Hooper assembled a group of teachers and students ( he had previously worked as a university professor ) to perform in another low - budget movie which was heavily influenced by the stories surrounding legendary serial killer Ed Gein .
 A group of friends would be picked off one by one in the most horrific of ways . The film , The Texas Chainsaw Massacre , was a revolution for the genre and hence saw banishment in the UK and several other countries due to its extremely violent content , which only helped it ’s rise to fame .
 Thanks to the success of Texas Chainsaw Massacre , Hooper was allowed larger budgets by the movie studios .
 In 1982 , Hooper received a script from none other than Steven Spielberg , who would also act as producer , named Poltergeist .
 The story of a family coping with a haunted house also became an instant classic and made it into the top ten of 1982 of highest grossing films , quite rare for a horror movie at that time . Poltergeist was remade in 2015 , to a much lesser successful acclaim .
 Hooper continued to work in Hollywood but could never match the success of his early work anymore .


text: Wigner, E. P. (1958). On the distribution of the roots of certain symmetric matrices. Annals of Mathematics, 325-327.

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53: dashama has earned 53 Hero Points by being an active WPMU DEV member. They can use these to buy real stuff!
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53 : dashama has earned 53 Hero Points by being an active WPMU DEV member . They can use these to buy real stuff !
 16 : dashama has earned 16 Reputation Points by getting involved in the WPMU DEV community .


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Worm Composting Guide — Learn about how to vermicompost with a worm bin.
In April of 2007, my wife and I started a project with worm composting. This web site is a journal of our experiences working with these fascinating and beneficial critters.
During the course of our worm composting experience, I did a lot of research on vermiculture, and so this website is full of useful information that I have found during the last several months.
We hope that this website proves interesting and helpful to anyone who would like to work with composting worms to reduce solid waste, help the environment and improve the health of your garden in a more natural way.
Many people like build their own worm bin.
Because of our busy schedules and hectic lives, we decided to go with a proven manufactured worm bin that was a good size for our small home. There are a number of quality manufactured worm bins on the market, most of which are inexpensive and easy to use.
Therefore, this website does not include much information about how to build a worm bin. If you’d like to build your own worm bin, you can check out some of the following websites to help you on your way.
Washington State University Worm Bin Building Guide.
So what exactly is worm composting? Click here to keep reading about our adventures in worm farming!
And remember to read our worm composting journal for more tips and things we’ve discovered over the course of our adventures in worm composting.

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Worm Composting Guide — Learn about how to vermicompost with a worm bin .
 In April of 2007 , my wife and I started a project with worm composting . This web site is a journal of our experiences working with these fascinating and beneficial critters .
 During the course of our worm composting experience , I did a lot of research on vermiculture , and so this website is full of useful information that I have found during the last several months .
 We hope that this website proves interesting and helpful to anyone who would like to work with composting worms to reduce solid waste , help the environment and improve the health of your garden in a more natural way .
 Many people like build their own worm bin .
 Because of our busy schedules and hectic lives , we decided to go with a proven manufactured worm bin that was a good size for our small home . There are a number of quality manufactured worm bins on the market , most of which are inexpensive and easy to use .
 Therefore , this website does not include much information about how to build a worm bin . If you ’d like to build your own worm bin , you can check out some of the following websites to help you on your way .
 Washington State University Worm Bin Building Guide .
 So what exactly is worm composting ? Click here to keep reading about our adventures in worm farming !
 And remember to read our worm composting journal for more tips and things we ’ve discovered over the course of our adventures in worm composting .


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When you dump your GARBAGE in front of IMHS you are stealing from the homeless animals in our care.
I could say a lot about your character, your integrity, your morals, etc., but your actions speak for you.
So sorry to see that, someone taking advantage of a charity by dumping their unwanted, unsellable stuff in front of it is ignorant and uncaring.
There are MORONS in all parts of life ,, just that some make it easier to find them .
It's selfish and uncaring! Lazy slobs - I can't believe people really do that! IMHS is not the dump site!
Seems we go through this every year when the moving season is in full swing.
maybe someone who buys jeans already tattered and torn would like it?

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When you dump your GARBAGE in front of IMHS you are stealing from the homeless animals in our care .
 I could say a lot about your character , your integrity , your morals , etc . , but your actions speak for you .
 So sorry to see that , someone taking advantage of a charity by dumping their unwanted , unsellable stuff in front of it is ignorant and uncaring .
 There are MORONS in all parts of life , , just that some make it easier to find them .
 It 's selfish and uncaring ! Lazy slobs - I ca n't believe people really do that ! IMHS is not the dump site !
 Seems we go through this every year when the moving season is in full swing .
 maybe someone who buys jeans already tattered and torn would like it ?


text: Features:This necklace features golden box chain with a cute red cherry pendant charm. Lovely design, good quality. Matching Cherry earrings and cherry bracelet are available.

tokenized: Features : This necklace features golden box chain with a cute red cherry pendant charm . Lovely design , good quality . Matching Cherry earrings and cherry bracelet are available .


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Welcome to our home page! The Nutrition and Dietetics program results in a bachelor of science degree and helps prepare students to become registered dietitians/registered dietitian nutritionists (RD/RDN). This CFND concentration is structured within the major of Hospitality Management and Dietetics (HMD) at WKU. The major is within the Department of Applied Human Sciences.
Registered Dietitian Nutritionists translate the science of food and nutrition to healthy lifestyles. In addition to disease prevention, dietitians are a trusted source to help people manage diabetes, heart disease, weight, and food allergies.
Students interested in becoming an RD/RDN should be committed to academic achievement and have a strong science foundation. Courses in food preparation, medical nutrition therapy, management, biology, and chemistry are taken. This vital and growing profession offers a variety of career opportunities that include nutrition counseling, wellness, and food service management.
The Nutrition and Dietetics Program at WKU is currently accredited by the Accreditation Council for Education in Nutrition and Dietetics (ACEND) of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, 120 South Riverside Plaza, Suite 2190, Chicago, IL 60606, 312/899-5400, www.eatrightpro.org/acend .
The mission of the dietetics program at Western Kentucky University (WKU) is to prepare students to compete for ACEND accredited supervised practice experiences that lead to eligibility for the Commission on Dietetics Registration Examination, and thus, to "Registered Dietitian Nutritionist" designation. Students are provided educational experiences to prepare them to effectively fulfill duties of entry-level dietetics positions and to manage others who provide dietetic-related services. Students emerge from the program with information and management skills which enable them to creatively solve problems in the delivery of dietetic services.
Students are provided educational experiences to prepare them to effectively fulfill duties of entry-level dietetics positions and to manage others who provide dietetic-related services. Students emerge from the program with information and management skills which enable them to creatively solve problems in the delivery of dietetic services.
As a part of accreditation, the program has established goals for performance. Programs outcome data are available upon request.
Complete at least a bachelor's degree at an accredited college or university in the United States and complete course work in a program accredited by the Accreditation Council for Education in Nutrition and Dietetics (ACEND). Completion of the Nutrition and Dietetics concentration, within the HMD major, at Western Kentucky University allows for the completion of the bachelor's degree and the necessary course work.
Complete an internship that is accredited by ACEND. Students apply to internship programs in their last year at Western Kentucky University and complete internships after graduating from the University. Entrance into internships is highly competitive. An undergraduate grade point average of at least 3.3 to 3.5 and relevant work experience and/or volunteer experience aid in the preparation for a supervised practice program. Note: Nationally, there is a shortage of internships available; there are only internship openings for about half of the students which apply to internships. Some internships require the GRE for program admission.
Pass the credentialing exam administered by the Commission on Dietetic Registration (CDR) following completion of an ACEND accredited internship.
Effective January 1, 2024, the Commission on Dietetic Registration (CDR) will require a minimum of a master’s degree to be eligible to take the credentialing exam to become a registered dietitian nutritionist (RDN) in addition to the above requirements.
After becoming an RD/RDN, continued learning is required. This continued education involves the generation of a professional development portfolio. Dietitians must earn 75 hours of continuing professional development related to self-selected goals within a five year period. More about the process of professional development may be found on the website of the Commission on Dietetic Registration (CDR), the credentialing agency for the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics.
In addition to earning registration status through the Commission on Dietetic Registration of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, individual states may have laws regarding licensure/certification regarding dietitians and nutritionists. For example, the Kentucky Division of Occupations and Professions has a Board of Dietitians and Nutritionists. In order to be licensed in Kentucky, the RD/RDN Credential and 15 hours of continuing education per year are required.
In a 2009 survey, among entry-level dietitians employed full-time four years or less, 50% earned between $43,400-62,200. Salaries increase with years of experience.
The employment of registered dietitians is expected to grow faster than average for all occupations through 2022, (US Bureau of Labor Statistics). More information on careers, salaries and job outlook can be obtained from the website of Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics.

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Welcome to our home page ! The Nutrition and Dietetics program results in a bachelor of science degree and helps prepare students to become registered dietitians / registered dietitian nutritionists ( RD / RDN ) . This CFND concentration is structured within the major of Hospitality Management and Dietetics ( HMD ) at WKU . The major is within the Department of Applied Human Sciences .
 Registered Dietitian Nutritionists translate the science of food and nutrition to healthy lifestyles . In addition to disease prevention , dietitians are a trusted source to help people manage diabetes , heart disease , weight , and food allergies .
 Students interested in becoming an RD / RDN should be committed to academic achievement and have a strong science foundation . Courses in food preparation , medical nutrition therapy , management , biology , and chemistry are taken . This vital and growing profession offers a variety of career opportunities that include nutrition counseling , wellness , and food service management .
 The Nutrition and Dietetics Program at WKU is currently accredited by the Accreditation Council for Education in Nutrition and Dietetics ( ACEND ) of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics , 120 South Riverside Plaza , Suite 2190 , Chicago , IL 60606 , 312/899 - 5400 , www.eatrightpro.org/acend .
 The mission of the dietetics program at Western Kentucky University ( WKU ) is to prepare students to compete for ACEND accredited supervised practice experiences that lead to eligibility for the Commission on Dietetics Registration Examination , and thus , to " Registered Dietitian Nutritionist " designation . Students are provided educational experiences to prepare them to effectively fulfill duties of entry - level dietetics positions and to manage others who provide dietetic - related services . Students emerge from the program with information and management skills which enable them to creatively solve problems in the delivery of dietetic services .
 Students are provided educational experiences to prepare them to effectively fulfill duties of entry - level dietetics positions and to manage others who provide dietetic - related services . Students emerge from the program with information and management skills which enable them to creatively solve problems in the delivery of dietetic services .
 As a part of accreditation , the program has established goals for performance . Programs outcome data are available upon request .
 Complete at least a bachelor 's degree at an accredited college or university in the United States and complete course work in a program accredited by the Accreditation Council for Education in Nutrition and Dietetics ( ACEND ) . Completion of the Nutrition and Dietetics concentration , within the HMD major , at Western Kentucky University allows for the completion of the bachelor 's degree and the necessary course work .
 Complete an internship that is accredited by ACEND . Students apply to internship programs in their last year at Western Kentucky University and complete internships after graduating from the University . Entrance into internships is highly competitive . An undergraduate grade point average of at least 3.3 to 3.5 and relevant work experience and/or volunteer experience aid in the preparation for a supervised practice program . Note : Nationally , there is a shortage of internships available ; there are only internship openings for about half of the students which apply to internships . Some internships require the GRE for program admission .
 Pass the credentialing exam administered by the Commission on Dietetic Registration ( CDR ) following completion of an ACEND accredited internship .
 Effective January 1 , 2024 , the Commission on Dietetic Registration ( CDR ) will require a minimum of a master ’s degree to be eligible to take the credentialing exam to become a registered dietitian nutritionist ( RDN ) in addition to the above requirements .
 After becoming an RD / RDN , continued learning is required . This continued education involves the generation of a professional development portfolio . Dietitians must earn 75 hours of continuing professional development related to self - selected goals within a five year period . More about the process of professional development may be found on the website of the Commission on Dietetic Registration ( CDR ) , the credentialing agency for the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics .
 In addition to earning registration status through the Commission on Dietetic Registration of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics , individual states may have laws regarding licensure / certification regarding dietitians and nutritionists . For example , the Kentucky Division of Occupations and Professions has a Board of Dietitians and Nutritionists . In order to be licensed in Kentucky , the RD / RDN Credential and 15 hours of continuing education per year are required .
 In a 2009 survey , among entry - level dietitians employed full - time four years or less , 50 % earned between $ 43,400 - 62,200 . Salaries increase with years of experience .
 The employment of registered dietitians is expected to grow faster than average for all occupations through 2022 , ( US Bureau of Labor Statistics ) . More information on careers , salaries and job outlook can be obtained from the website of Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics .


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The DMSE Children’s Fitness Foundation, founded in 2003 by BAA Boston Marathon Race Director Dave McGillivray, supports non profit programs that use running as a primary means of promoting physical fitness in children.
S radiation oncology program in Arcadia.
It was isolated as an electron transporting coenzyme involved with adenosine triphosphate creation.
Bipolar principal care prevalence varies by assessment method By Sara Freeman.
At last the main element to eternal youth visit the gym!
Collaboration classification useful for Japanese lung tumor patients By Lynda Williams.
The most typical trigger of dementia.
How drugs are examined and potential treatments produced.
It was isolated as an electron holding coenzyme associated with adenosine triphosphate production.

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The DMSE Children ’s Fitness Foundation , founded in 2003 by BAA Boston Marathon Race Director Dave McGillivray , supports non profit programs that use running as a primary means of promoting physical fitness in children .
 S radiation oncology program in Arcadia .
 It was isolated as an electron transporting coenzyme involved with adenosine triphosphate creation .
 Bipolar principal care prevalence varies by assessment method By Sara Freeman .
 At last the main element to eternal youth visit the gym !
 Collaboration classification useful for Japanese lung tumor patients By Lynda Williams .
 The most typical trigger of dementia .
 How drugs are examined and potential treatments produced .
 It was isolated as an electron holding coenzyme associated with adenosine triphosphate production .


text: Castiel doesn't kill Sam, Dean and Bobby but warns them not to interfere in his business. Assuming his new role as God, Castiel sets out to right some of the wrongs in the world. Dean decides they should bind Death and order him to stop Castiel, but the former angel is one step ahead of them, leaving Dean to face a very angry Death. Meanwhile Sam struggles to deal with the broken wall in his head.

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Channel the sartorial spirit of Marilyn Monroe, in this classic 1950s pencil dress from Hearts and Roses London.
As wielded by Marilyn in the 1961 film The Misfits, the classic white cherry dress is still as seductive and sought after as ever.
This stunning rendition by Hearts and Roses London is cut perfection, with a squared v neckline, fabulously fitted bodice and skirt - designed to cosset and show-case killer curves on occasions when you want to turn every head in the room.
Crafted from lovely soft cotton, and featuring a pretty red cherry and white blossom floral print.

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Channel the sartorial spirit of Marilyn Monroe , in this classic 1950s pencil dress from Hearts and Roses London .
 As wielded by Marilyn in the 1961 film The Misfits , the classic white cherry dress is still as seductive and sought after as ever .
 This stunning rendition by Hearts and Roses London is cut perfection , with a squared v neckline , fabulously fitted bodice and skirt - designed to cosset and show - case killer curves on occasions when you want to turn every head in the room .
 Crafted from lovely soft cotton , and featuring a pretty red cherry and white blossom floral print .


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With summer over and fall beginning, it can be very easy to get into those end of summer blues and have a desire to put off the transition as long as possible. Summer could not have possibly come and gone so quickly. Yet, here we are again preparing for the season change; this year a lot sooner and more sudden than usual. Along with this season change comes a big period of adjusting. Whether it is sending kids back to school, taking that last summer vacation, or getting used to the decrease in sunlight; we are all transitioning. With these transitions comes stress. It is inevitable. We all experience it. So we should prepare for it.
What does the shift in season mean to you?
How does your mood change with the weather?
How are your responsibilities going to change with work, family, and friends?
Are your children adjusting to being back at school? If so, what are the changes that need to happen in your schedule and theirs?
Will it be beneficial to get a jump start on these changes by talking with your therapist?
If you know how the season change affects you, it will be easier to plan ahead and not become overwhelmed. Here are some things to think about in the weeks ahead.
1. Stay on top of the scheduling so it doesn’t all hit you at once.
Create a family (or personal) calendar of activities/events and have every member of the family give input. Ease back into scheduling. Create a schedule for the rest of summer and prepare yourself and your family for the scheduling that is coming so it is not a big surprise.
Set some realistic and measurable goals for yourself. What do you want to do for the rest of the summer? And what do you want to do once Fall starts? It can be anything from getting a 30 minute walk in a few times a week to doing an end-of-summer cleaning. Don’t overwhelm yourself with trying to squeeze every last drop in. It is okay if some things don’t get done. Prioritize your list.
3. Anticipate your child’s anxiety and your own.
Transitions are difficult for everyone in different ways. Think ahead as to how you normally react to the change in seasons and schedules. I’m not saying try to avoid the more unpleasant emotions, but know how to manage them. Make sure you are managing your anxiety or reactions to transitions and make it a family activity to prepare for the upcoming year in a fun way. This might also mean talking with your therapist to make sure you are coping with your own emotional responses so as not to become overwhelmed by them.
Okay, we have all heard and said it before, but here goes. Sleep. Sleep is so important for everyone at every age. Make sure you, along with your kids, have a good sleep routine and good sleep hygiene. Sleep effects how we feel physically and emotionally. The less sleep we get or the more irregular our sleeping is, the higher our susceptibility to stress. Ease into a new sleep schedule. If bedtime is now going to be an hour earlier, don’t expect this transition to happen in one night. Set the increments back 10 minutes each night over the span of a week. This will make it an easier transition.
5. End of summer does not mean end of fun and relaxation.
Make sure to keep up fun and relaxing activities. Yes, schedules tend to be busier outside of summer, but that just means setting aside time to relax and have fun is that much more important. Make sure you keep up self care and relaxation. Take a nice staycation where you can just stay home and de-stress.
6. Set aside alone time.
It is important for everyone to take a break from our busy lives and chaotic city living. Setting aside as little as 10 minutes a day can make a big difference. Take 10 minutes (or whatever is realistic for you) and focus on being in the quiet, journaling, or doing some deep breathing and relaxation.
Realistically, this list could go on and on. But the important thing is to take some time now to reflect, plan ahead, and make sure you are doing what you need to do to take care of yourself as this summer ends and the adventures of fall begin.

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With summer over and fall beginning , it can be very easy to get into those end of summer blues and have a desire to put off the transition as long as possible . Summer could not have possibly come and gone so quickly . Yet , here we are again preparing for the season change ; this year a lot sooner and more sudden than usual . Along with this season change comes a big period of adjusting . Whether it is sending kids back to school , taking that last summer vacation , or getting used to the decrease in sunlight ; we are all transitioning . With these transitions comes stress . It is inevitable . We all experience it . So we should prepare for it .
 What does the shift in season mean to you ?
 How does your mood change with the weather ?
 How are your responsibilities going to change with work , family , and friends ?
 Are your children adjusting to being back at school ? If so , what are the changes that need to happen in your schedule and theirs ?
 Will it be beneficial to get a jump start on these changes by talking with your therapist ?
 If you know how the season change affects you , it will be easier to plan ahead and not become overwhelmed . Here are some things to think about in the weeks ahead .
 1 . Stay on top of the scheduling so it does n’t all hit you at once .
 Create a family ( or personal ) calendar of activities / events and have every member of the family give input . Ease back into scheduling . Create a schedule for the rest of summer and prepare yourself and your family for the scheduling that is coming so it is not a big surprise .
 Set some realistic and measurable goals for yourself . What do you want to do for the rest of the summer ? And what do you want to do once Fall starts ? It can be anything from getting a 30 minute walk in a few times a week to doing an end - of - summer cleaning . Do n’t overwhelm yourself with trying to squeeze every last drop in . It is okay if some things do n’t get done . Prioritize your list .
 3 . Anticipate your child ’s anxiety and your own .
 Transitions are difficult for everyone in different ways . Think ahead as to how you normally react to the change in seasons and schedules . I ’m not saying try to avoid the more unpleasant emotions , but know how to manage them . Make sure you are managing your anxiety or reactions to transitions and make it a family activity to prepare for the upcoming year in a fun way . This might also mean talking with your therapist to make sure you are coping with your own emotional responses so as not to become overwhelmed by them .
 Okay , we have all heard and said it before , but here goes . Sleep . Sleep is so important for everyone at every age . Make sure you , along with your kids , have a good sleep routine and good sleep hygiene . Sleep effects how we feel physically and emotionally . The less sleep we get or the more irregular our sleeping is , the higher our susceptibility to stress . Ease into a new sleep schedule . If bedtime is now going to be an hour earlier , do n’t expect this transition to happen in one night . Set the increments back 10 minutes each night over the span of a week . This will make it an easier transition .
 5 . End of summer does not mean end of fun and relaxation .
 Make sure to keep up fun and relaxing activities . Yes , schedules tend to be busier outside of summer , but that just means setting aside time to relax and have fun is that much more important . Make sure you keep up self care and relaxation . Take a nice staycation where you can just stay home and de - stress .
 6 . Set aside alone time .
 It is important for everyone to take a break from our busy lives and chaotic city living . Setting aside as little as 10 minutes a day can make a big difference . Take 10 minutes ( or whatever is realistic for you ) and focus on being in the quiet , journaling , or doing some deep breathing and relaxation .
 Realistically , this list could go on and on . But the important thing is to take some time now to reflect , plan ahead , and make sure you are doing what you need to do to take care of yourself as this summer ends and the adventures of fall begin .


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In the Greater Chicago Metropolitan Area and surrounding areas, Garage Door Repair 60626 is known as a leader in the garage door repair industry for providing exclusive repair services that are effective and inexpensive. For a number of years, we have been featuring exceptional garage door repair services that customers love and they tend to refer us to others. Customer complete satisfaction is our top concern!
Do you currently have or ever had a problem with your garage door? Our team of expert garage door technicians are capable of handling all kinds of garage door repairs. Regularly, we repair garage door openers, broken cables, spring replacements, roller replacement, a bent track, panel replacement, weather seal replacement, panel replacement and more! Clientele in 60626 certainly value the economical and speedy garage door repair work we do. Garage Door Repair 60626 will make sure your garage door is repaired correctly the first time, so your garage door will again perform as it should.
We do know just how to fix all kinds of residential and commercial garage doors. When a garage door is damaged, it can be very frustrating particularly when a vehicle is contained within the garage. Our professionally trained repair technicians are industry specialists at repairing all kinds of garage door complications. To find out more, call up the professionals at Garage Door Repair 60626 today! You will be so thrilled you did!

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In the Greater Chicago Metropolitan Area and surrounding areas , Garage Door Repair 60626 is known as a leader in the garage door repair industry for providing exclusive repair services that are effective and inexpensive . For a number of years , we have been featuring exceptional garage door repair services that customers love and they tend to refer us to others . Customer complete satisfaction is our top concern !
 Do you currently have or ever had a problem with your garage door ? Our team of expert garage door technicians are capable of handling all kinds of garage door repairs . Regularly , we repair garage door openers , broken cables , spring replacements , roller replacement , a bent track , panel replacement , weather seal replacement , panel replacement and more ! Clientele in 60626 certainly value the economical and speedy garage door repair work we do . Garage Door Repair 60626 will make sure your garage door is repaired correctly the first time , so your garage door will again perform as it should .
 We do know just how to fix all kinds of residential and commercial garage doors . When a garage door is damaged , it can be very frustrating particularly when a vehicle is contained within the garage . Our professionally trained repair technicians are industry specialists at repairing all kinds of garage door complications . To find out more , call up the professionals at Garage Door Repair 60626 today ! You will be so thrilled you did !


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NORTH RICHLAND HILLS, Texas -- Family and friends gathered Tuesday to release balloons in remembrance of Kendall Clark. The 15-year-old North Richland Hills teen was killed Saturday in a car crash.
"She wore a smile and she was always one of those people enjoyed seeing coming down the hallway in between classes," explained Ged Kates, Richland High School Athletic Coordinator and Head Football Coach.
"She was a teacher's favorite without being a teacher's pet. She was one of those that could make people feel good about themselves and you couldn't really put a finger on why. She was just a fine lady."
Kendall may already be working as a guardian angel looking over her mother who is recovering from the accident in a Fort Worth Hospital.
"She is doing much better," Kates said. "I am not sure of her release, but it's soon we think."
The balloon release was also a fundraiser to help with funeral and medical expenses. A dollar was donated for each balloon.
"You saw one balloon go up and we thought of Kendall going up where she's going," Kates said. "All the others following behind her and it was kind of we are right behind you. That's exactly how we meant it and I think that is exactly how she would of taken it."

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NORTH RICHLAND HILLS , Texas -- Family and friends gathered Tuesday to release balloons in remembrance of Kendall Clark . The 15 - year - old North Richland Hills teen was killed Saturday in a car crash .
 " She wore a smile and she was always one of those people enjoyed seeing coming down the hallway in between classes , " explained Ged Kates , Richland High School Athletic Coordinator and Head Football Coach .
 " She was a teacher 's favorite without being a teacher 's pet . She was one of those that could make people feel good about themselves and you could n't really put a finger on why . She was just a fine lady . "
 Kendall may already be working as a guardian angel looking over her mother who is recovering from the accident in a Fort Worth Hospital .
 " She is doing much better , " Kates said . " I am not sure of her release , but it 's soon we think . "
 The balloon release was also a fundraiser to help with funeral and medical expenses . A dollar was donated for each balloon .
 " You saw one balloon go up and we thought of Kendall going up where she 's going , " Kates said . " All the others following behind her and it was kind of we are right behind you . That 's exactly how we meant it and I think that is exactly how she would of taken it . "


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Hey ! I would like to request a showing of 11543 Wickersham Lane. Let me know what times you are available. Thank you!
Fantastic home in Village West... move in ready!! As soon as you enter the foyer you will feel a warm welcome. Tile floors in living areas (looks like wood in the den), expansive living areas, granite counters in kitchen, updated baths plus so much more. Private backyard with covered patio to sit out and enjoy.
This listing is courtesy of the listing agent Karen Roush (#KROUSH), with the office Keller Williams Realty.
All data for this listing was last updated on April 17, 2019 at 11:01AM.

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Hey ! I would like to request a showing of 11543 Wickersham Lane . Let me know what times you are available . Thank you !
 Fantastic home in Village West ... move in ready ! ! As soon as you enter the foyer you will feel a warm welcome . Tile floors in living areas ( looks like wood in the den ) , expansive living areas , granite counters in kitchen , updated baths plus so much more . Private backyard with covered patio to sit out and enjoy .
 This listing is courtesy of the listing agent Karen Roush ( # KROUSH ) , with the office Keller Williams Realty .
 All data for this listing was last updated on April 17 , 2019 at 11:01AM .


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When my Grammar for People Who Hate Rules: Killer Tips from the Ruthless Editor came out in August 2016, I was not exactly a marketing novice; I had been in business for 27 years.
But as a writer/editor, I had worked primarily behind the scenes. In fact, I’d often say, “I work behind the scenes to make other people look good.” I built my client base on referrals.
When I published my book, I had to put myself “out there”; I had to create a physical presence to add to my digital presence. I needed to extend my reach beyond simply having a website and a blog.
Marketing my book has been a LOT of work — more than I anticipated — but meeting so many interesting and kind people in the process has been a joy. Here’s a strategy I developed for in-store book events.
Walk in the door with your book in your hand.
I secured my first Barnes & Noble author signing at the 13719 W. Bell Road location, about 25 minutes from my home in the West Valley. I walked in and asked who planned promotions. I was directed to the store manager. I told him that I was a local author who had published a book about grammar (which I had in my hand), that National Grammar Day was coming up on March 4, and that I’d love to have an opportunity to promote it in his store.
He went to his computer to see if my book was available through the chain’s primary supplier. (I had my own ISBN so I could list my title with IngramSpark as well as CreateSpace.) It popped up on the screen, and we set the date and time.
I was thrilled — and surprised how easy it was! I later found a detailed online application for getting Barnes & Noble to carry your book. Ignorance was bliss!
I did a lot of research about the many ways to promote a book and I had walked by authors sitting at tables with a supply of books spread out in front of them. I knew I didn’t want to sit at a table and hope someone might give me a glance. Here’s what I did to make myself visible and create an opportunity to engage with people.
I had it printed on poster board at Sam’s Club for about $12 and set it on a tabletop easel I brought from home. The poster is generic and sturdy, so I’ve been able to use it for every event since.
I also created a smaller sign I printed on standard office paper for that first event with “Happy Grammar Day!” and a hand-drawn red balloon. Again, I used something I had at home — a small photo stand — to display it.
I developed a six-question grammar quiz to give me a reason to engage with people: three examples for circling the right word and three examples for circling the right punctuation. I included the page number from the book that corresponded with each example. My name, book title, and website appear at the bottom of the quiz.
I designed the quiz, three to a page, on standard office paper and printed them in quantity on my home-office printer. When cut for use, they’re the size of a bookmark.
I have an assortment of pencils to loan, and I often position myself at the end of the table so there is no sense of a barrier between the customer and me. Although I have a supply of quizzes on the table, I can easily step out to offer new customer a quiz.
For non-holidays, I simply say, “Good morning,” or “Hello,” and invite folks to try the quiz.
Some people say, “I’m terrible at grammar!” or “I’ll probably get them all wrong.” I respond with a smile and say, in a humorous tone, “Well, maybe you need my book!” Or I say in a reassuring tone, “English is a complicated language,” preparing them to not be too hard on themselves if they don’t do well.
With families, I quickly size up the youngsters. If I think one might be at least middle-school age, which is my book’s beginning reading level, I greet everyone and lean over to establish eye contact with the kids, asking what grade they are in and inviting them to try the quiz if my guess was on target. Most are eager to participate.
I, of course, invite all ages to get involved: students, seniors, parents with small children.
I have an answer key glued to a heavy backing with the correct choices highlighted. Offering to go through the quiz and explain why something is incorrect makes for a teachable moment. I’m able to reinforce my expertise and, I hope, my credibility.
If I sense post-quiz interest, I pick up a book and open it to show how each chapter is only two pages long and deals with just one topic. I explain that the first half is about words and the second half is about punctuation, and I flip to the index, noting that it saves time when searching for something specific.
I add that it is available as an ebook, but that most people today work on laptops, and it can be cumbersome to have too many screens open.
Because the first event was such a success — the store manager was delighted with the results — I’ve had two more events at his store in less than a year. I’ve use the poster and quiz at every bookstore event since.
Might a quiz work for you?
I’ve been to book events where authors have full-color sell sheets. They can be lovely and impressive, but I’m sure they’re more expensive to produce than my little grammar quiz, which I encourage participants to take with them.
How do you draw people to your table at book events? How do you get them to engage with you? Might your topic lend itself to a quiz or challenge of some kind?
Kathleen Watson has nearly three decades of experience as an independent business writer, serving clients in both corporate and academic settings. Her weekly blog, Killer Tips from The Ruthless Editor, offers practical word and punctuation tips, as does her recently published book Grammar For People Who Hate Rules: Killer Tips From The Ruthless Editor. Contact her at: Kathy@RuthlessEditor.com.
This entry was posted in Kathleen Watson and tagged Barnes and Noble book signings, book marketing, book sales, book signings, grammar, Phoenix Publishing & Book Promotion. Bookmark the permalink.
What an incredibly useful posting, especially for those of us who are novices at marketing (or simply reluctant)! I wish I had written a book that teaches something–I could use your suggestions.
Terrific approach. You’ve certainly given this fiction writer something to think about.

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When my Grammar for People Who Hate Rules : Killer Tips from the Ruthless Editor came out in August 2016 , I was not exactly a marketing novice ; I had been in business for 27 years .
 But as a writer / editor , I had worked primarily behind the scenes . In fact , I ’d often say , “ I work behind the scenes to make other people look good . ” I built my client base on referrals .
 When I published my book , I had to put myself “ out there ” ; I had to create a physical presence to add to my digital presence . I needed to extend my reach beyond simply having a website and a blog .
 Marketing my book has been a LOT of work — more than I anticipated — but meeting so many interesting and kind people in the process has been a joy . Here ’s a strategy I developed for in - store book events .
 Walk in the door with your book in your hand .
 I secured my first Barnes & Noble author signing at the 13719 W. Bell Road location , about 25 minutes from my home in the West Valley . I walked in and asked who planned promotions . I was directed to the store manager . I told him that I was a local author who had published a book about grammar ( which I had in my hand ) , that National Grammar Day was coming up on March 4 , and that I ’d love to have an opportunity to promote it in his store .
 He went to his computer to see if my book was available through the chain ’s primary supplier . ( I had my own ISBN so I could list my title with IngramSpark as well as CreateSpace . ) It popped up on the screen , and we set the date and time .
 I was thrilled — and surprised how easy it was ! I later found a detailed online application for getting Barnes & Noble to carry your book . Ignorance was bliss !
 I did a lot of research about the many ways to promote a book and I had walked by authors sitting at tables with a supply of books spread out in front of them . I knew I did n’t want to sit at a table and hope someone might give me a glance . Here ’s what I did to make myself visible and create an opportunity to engage with people .
 I had it printed on poster board at Sam ’s Club for about $ 12 and set it on a tabletop easel I brought from home . The poster is generic and sturdy , so I ’ve been able to use it for every event since .
 I also created a smaller sign I printed on standard office paper for that first event with “ Happy Grammar Day ! ” and a hand - drawn red balloon . Again , I used something I had at home — a small photo stand — to display it .
 I developed a six - question grammar quiz to give me a reason to engage with people : three examples for circling the right word and three examples for circling the right punctuation . I included the page number from the book that corresponded with each example . My name , book title , and website appear at the bottom of the quiz .
 I designed the quiz , three to a page , on standard office paper and printed them in quantity on my home - office printer . When cut for use , they ’re the size of a bookmark .
 I have an assortment of pencils to loan , and I often position myself at the end of the table so there is no sense of a barrier between the customer and me . Although I have a supply of quizzes on the table , I can easily step out to offer new customer a quiz .
 For non - holidays , I simply say , “ Good morning , ” or “ Hello , ” and invite folks to try the quiz .
 Some people say , “ I ’m terrible at grammar ! ” or “ I ’ll probably get them all wrong . ” I respond with a smile and say , in a humorous tone , “ Well , maybe you need my book ! ” Or I say in a reassuring tone , “ English is a complicated language , ” preparing them to not be too hard on themselves if they do n’t do well .
 With families , I quickly size up the youngsters . If I think one might be at least middle - school age , which is my book ’s beginning reading level , I greet everyone and lean over to establish eye contact with the kids , asking what grade they are in and inviting them to try the quiz if my guess was on target . Most are eager to participate .
 I , of course , invite all ages to get involved : students , seniors , parents with small children .
 I have an answer key glued to a heavy backing with the correct choices highlighted . Offering to go through the quiz and explain why something is incorrect makes for a teachable moment . I ’m able to reinforce my expertise and , I hope , my credibility .
 If I sense post - quiz interest , I pick up a book and open it to show how each chapter is only two pages long and deals with just one topic . I explain that the first half is about words and the second half is about punctuation , and I flip to the index , noting that it saves time when searching for something specific .
 I add that it is available as an ebook , but that most people today work on laptops , and it can be cumbersome to have too many screens open .
 Because the first event was such a success — the store manager was delighted with the results — I ’ve had two more events at his store in less than a year . I ’ve use the poster and quiz at every bookstore event since .
 Might a quiz work for you ?
 I ’ve been to book events where authors have full - color sell sheets . They can be lovely and impressive , but I ’m sure they ’re more expensive to produce than my little grammar quiz , which I encourage participants to take with them .
 How do you draw people to your table at book events ? How do you get them to engage with you ? Might your topic lend itself to a quiz or challenge of some kind ?
 Kathleen Watson has nearly three decades of experience as an independent business writer , serving clients in both corporate and academic settings . Her weekly blog , Killer Tips from The Ruthless Editor , offers practical word and punctuation tips , as does her recently published book Grammar For People Who Hate Rules : Killer Tips From The Ruthless Editor . Contact her at : Kathy@RuthlessEditor.com .
 This entry was posted in Kathleen Watson and tagged Barnes and Noble book signings , book marketing , book sales , book signings , grammar , Phoenix Publishing & Book Promotion . Bookmark the permalink .
 What an incredibly useful posting , especially for those of us who are novices at marketing ( or simply reluctant ) ! I wish I had written a book that teaches something – I could use your suggestions .
 Terrific approach . You ’ve certainly given this fiction writer something to think about .


text: In teaching kids how to fish, one of the first obstacles that must be overcome is what has to be an innate urge to throw rocks and sticks into the water for the sheer joy of it. Every fisherman knows that such commotions only scare the fish away. Within the world of birds though, some of the best fishers actually incorporate this behavior into their pedagogy.

tokenized: In teaching kids how to fish , one of the first obstacles that must be overcome is what has to be an innate urge to throw rocks and sticks into the water for the sheer joy of it . Every fisherman knows that such commotions only scare the fish away . Within the world of birds though , some of the best fishers actually incorporate this behavior into their pedagogy .


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IAF Sixth Annual School Supply Fund Drive-Science!
Have you got four minutes? That is all the time you will need to read this missive and understand our goals for this year’s school supply fund drive.
For the past five years, the IAF has conducted an annual school supply fund drive, focused on Des Moines’ neediest children. Last year’s drive garnered a record level of support with $2356, but one experience served as a catalyst for change in how we approach our goal this year.
Toward the latter weeks of our 2016 fund drive, an out of state anonymous donor offered an additional $500, with one caveat: the entire amount must be spent on “science”. Judging from prior fund drives, this was a generous donation, so we explored the needs of several DMPS schools, with an eye on the neediest schools and “science.” We ultimately purchased and donated two quality, classroom-adaptable microscopes: specifically, the “OMAX 40X-2500X Lab Binocular Compound LED Microscopes, with Double-layer Mechanical Stage and Digital Camera.” Both scopes are still used on an almost every-day basis by the science teachers at Hiatt Middle School here in Des Moines. And one of the things we noticed when delivering the scopes was need; the equipment our donation replaced was outdated, to say the least. We also took note of the reception we received; the teachers were surprisingly grateful and appreciative. From that point, we decided to focus our efforts on closing the gap between DMPS science departments, with sadly deficient budgets, and schools outside the district who appear to be far more fortunate. After working with the science curriculum department at DMPS, an effort that included interviewing several science teachers, we were able to identify several areas of need that seem to fit within our fund budget.
TELESCOPES: Nothing is more “science” than a telescope that enables students to search the heavens for what is really up there. The Orion Astroview 90mm EQ Refractor Telescope is surprisingly affordable – about $279.00 plus shipping. The director of the DMPS science curriculum department explained that “we offer astronomy courses at several of our high schools that would benefit from direct space observations.” About three hundred bucks would help open the minds and opportunities of close to 100 kids in one east-side middle school alone.
And should our drive be even more successful, another scope that would serve teachers and students even more is the Coronado Personal Solar Telescope (Hydrogen alpha) with 1A Bandwidth. This scope, costing about $700.00, enables solar viewing during daylight hours, expanding learning to many inner-city kids who lack the means to travel after-hours.
MICROSCOPES: The committee’s research into DMPS science needs revealed two things: first, the extent to which teachers are doing their best to teach with outdated equipment and miniscule budgets is astounding. Teachers really do reach into their own pockets for some of the basic tools for the classroom. And secondly, for quality science equipment to benefit kids, it should ideally benefit teachers also, and be classroom-adaptable. One such scope that would benefit many students is the Leica EZ4 W, an “educational stereo microscope with digital cameras” that allows students to electronically connect their personal electronic devices to the scope. Utilized for biology, earth sciences, environmental science, and chemistry, the cost is about $505.00 plus shipping.
STREAM TABLE: Not being teachers, we were unfamiliar with this device, but it would appear to be particularly suited to Iowa. The “Science First Deluxe Stream Table” is a classroom tool for teaching earth sciences, including study of erosion, sediment deposition, behaviors of rivers and lakes, applications to agriculture, etc. One teacher told us “most teachers would change how they teach if they got one of these.” The cost is $549.00. The potential for benefitting many, many DMPS students is enormous.
SYNOPSIS: When considering this year’s school fund drive, think “science.” Please be as generous as you can afford to be. Help us teach DMPS kids what is really “up there” through a good telescope; help literally hundreds of young people learn about the true composition of matter with a quality microscope; give an entire science department a quality Stream Table, and teach a hundred kids about “earth science.” SCIENCE is part of what IAF is all about and the IAF will match donations up to $1000!
P.S. The donation phase of the campaign will run from Sept 15- Oct 15. Presentation of the science equipment to the DMPS system will be on Carl Sagan Day, Nov 9, 2017.
← IAF’s Fifth Annual School Supply Drive!

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IAF Sixth Annual School Supply Fund Drive - Science !
 Have you got four minutes ? That is all the time you will need to read this missive and understand our goals for this year ’s school supply fund drive .
 For the past five years , the IAF has conducted an annual school supply fund drive , focused on Des Moines ’ neediest children . Last year ’s drive garnered a record level of support with $ 2356 , but one experience served as a catalyst for change in how we approach our goal this year .
 Toward the latter weeks of our 2016 fund drive , an out of state anonymous donor offered an additional $ 500 , with one caveat : the entire amount must be spent on “ science ” . Judging from prior fund drives , this was a generous donation , so we explored the needs of several DMPS schools , with an eye on the neediest schools and “ science . ” We ultimately purchased and donated two quality , classroom - adaptable microscopes : specifically , the “ OMAX 40X-2500X Lab Binocular Compound LED Microscopes , with Double - layer Mechanical Stage and Digital Camera . ” Both scopes are still used on an almost every - day basis by the science teachers at Hiatt Middle School here in Des Moines . And one of the things we noticed when delivering the scopes was need ; the equipment our donation replaced was outdated , to say the least . We also took note of the reception we received ; the teachers were surprisingly grateful and appreciative . From that point , we decided to focus our efforts on closing the gap between DMPS science departments , with sadly deficient budgets , and schools outside the district who appear to be far more fortunate . After working with the science curriculum department at DMPS , an effort that included interviewing several science teachers , we were able to identify several areas of need that seem to fit within our fund budget .
 TELESCOPES : Nothing is more “ science ” than a telescope that enables students to search the heavens for what is really up there . The Orion Astroview 90 mm EQ Refractor Telescope is surprisingly affordable – about $ 279.00 plus shipping . The director of the DMPS science curriculum department explained that “ we offer astronomy courses at several of our high schools that would benefit from direct space observations . ” About three hundred bucks would help open the minds and opportunities of close to 100 kids in one east - side middle school alone .
 And should our drive be even more successful , another scope that would serve teachers and students even more is the Coronado Personal Solar Telescope ( Hydrogen alpha ) with 1A Bandwidth . This scope , costing about $ 700.00 , enables solar viewing during daylight hours , expanding learning to many inner - city kids who lack the means to travel after - hours .
 MICROSCOPES : The committee ’s research into DMPS science needs revealed two things : first , the extent to which teachers are doing their best to teach with outdated equipment and miniscule budgets is astounding . Teachers really do reach into their own pockets for some of the basic tools for the classroom . And secondly , for quality science equipment to benefit kids , it should ideally benefit teachers also , and be classroom - adaptable . One such scope that would benefit many students is the Leica EZ4 W , an “ educational stereo microscope with digital cameras ” that allows students to electronically connect their personal electronic devices to the scope . Utilized for biology , earth sciences , environmental science , and chemistry , the cost is about $ 505.00 plus shipping .
 STREAM TABLE : Not being teachers , we were unfamiliar with this device , but it would appear to be particularly suited to Iowa . The “ Science First Deluxe Stream Table ” is a classroom tool for teaching earth sciences , including study of erosion , sediment deposition , behaviors of rivers and lakes , applications to agriculture , etc . One teacher told us “ most teachers would change how they teach if they got one of these . ” The cost is $ 549.00 . The potential for benefitting many , many DMPS students is enormous .
 SYNOPSIS : When considering this year ’s school fund drive , think “ science . ” Please be as generous as you can afford to be . Help us teach DMPS kids what is really “ up there ” through a good telescope ; help literally hundreds of young people learn about the true composition of matter with a quality microscope ; give an entire science department a quality Stream Table , and teach a hundred kids about “ earth science . ” SCIENCE is part of what IAF is all about and the IAF will match donations up to $ 1000 !
 P.S. The donation phase of the campaign will run from Sept 15- Oct 15 . Presentation of the science equipment to the DMPS system will be on Carl Sagan Day , Nov 9 , 2017 .
 ← IAF ’s Fifth Annual School Supply Drive !


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U.S. tech firms have urged President Donald Trump to assuage European fears about the future of the EU-U.S. Privacy Shield after Trump's executive order striking privacy protections for foreigners, Fortune reports. While legal analysts have "downplayed that concern by pointing out that the order seems to include an exception for Privacy Shield," the report states, "given the recent skittishness of European regulators about U.S. surveillance, calls are mounting for the White House to publicly reassure Europeans the order doesn't affect their data." The Computer and Communications Industry Association's Bijan Madhani added that "Transatlantic digital trade is valued at $260 billion annually, and we would encourage the Administration to keep these substantial economic benefits in mind." Editor's Note: The IAPP will host Privacy Shield one-on-one consultations at the Europe Data Protection Intensive in London, England, March 14-16.
Sometimes in listening to chatter around international transfers and the status of Privacy Shield I sense the following frantic end to the sentence   " .  .   . because if we lose access to Privacy Shield we may then be forced to comply with that horrific new GDPR thing!  Hopefully the IAPP one-on-one consultations will re-affirm for registrants and potential registrants that Privacy Shield registration addresses only one component of GDPR compliance, so that there are no unpleasant international data transfer surprises come May 26, 2018.  A transfer which violates GDPR is illegal even if transferred to a bona fide Privacy Shield registrant.
Following up on Rogers comment, my understanding is after the GDPR comes into effect May 25, 2018, the Privacy Shield needs to be have been updated to suit. And we must not forget when we listen to a spokesperson from "the EU", we are listening to a representative of one of about 3 dozen member country DPAs and people in leadership positions in other EU bodies. Other representatives may think differently.
The Privacy Shield will need to be adjusted to be compliant with what all of these bodies want, no matter which one will be negotiating it on the EUs behalf -- I believe that would be the Commission.
Once all that is finalized, with duplicates from the Trump administration of the letters of assurance that Obama administration officials provided -- including the appointment of an Ombudsman -- and with specific assurances of how the US government would follow US privacy law, the Privacy Shield can theoretically be renewed.
And still, any individual in the 28 UE countries or various officials can bring any matter of alleged violation to one or more of 28 or so member country courts (soon to be 27) or possibly one or two EU courts any one of which can invalidate the entire Privacy Shield concept depending on the complaint.
To me, this looks like a series of really big hurdles to overcome before the renewal of the Privacy Shield can be considered probable this time and on a recurrent basis.

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U.S. tech firms have urged President Donald Trump to assuage European fears about the future of the EU - U.S. Privacy Shield after Trump 's executive order striking privacy protections for foreigners , Fortune reports . While legal analysts have " downplayed that concern by pointing out that the order seems to include an exception for Privacy Shield , " the report states , " given the recent skittishness of European regulators about U.S. surveillance , calls are mounting for the White House to publicly reassure Europeans the order does n't affect their data . " The Computer and Communications Industry Association 's Bijan Madhani added that " Transatlantic digital trade is valued at $ 260 billion annually , and we would encourage the Administration to keep these substantial economic benefits in mind . " Editor 's Note : The IAPP will host Privacy Shield one - on - one consultations at the Europe Data Protection Intensive in London , England , March 14 - 16 .
 Sometimes in listening to chatter around international transfers and the status of Privacy Shield I sense the following frantic end to the sentence    " .   .    . because if we lose access to Privacy Shield we may then be forced to comply with that horrific new GDPR thing !   Hopefully the IAPP one - on - one consultations will re - affirm for registrants and potential registrants that Privacy Shield registration addresses only one component of GDPR compliance , so that there are no unpleasant international data transfer surprises come May 26 , 2018 .   A transfer which violates GDPR is illegal even if transferred to a bona fide Privacy Shield registrant .
 Following up on Rogers comment , my understanding is after the GDPR comes into effect May 25 , 2018 , the Privacy Shield needs to be have been updated to suit . And we must not forget when we listen to a spokesperson from " the EU " , we are listening to a representative of one of about 3 dozen member country DPAs and people in leadership positions in other EU bodies . Other representatives may think differently .
 The Privacy Shield will need to be adjusted to be compliant with what all of these bodies want , no matter which one will be negotiating it on the EUs behalf -- I believe that would be the Commission .
 Once all that is finalized , with duplicates from the Trump administration of the letters of assurance that Obama administration officials provided -- including the appointment of an Ombudsman -- and with specific assurances of how the US government would follow US privacy law , the Privacy Shield can theoretically be renewed .
 And still , any individual in the 28 UE countries or various officials can bring any matter of alleged violation to one or more of 28 or so member country courts ( soon to be 27 ) or possibly one or two EU courts any one of which can invalidate the entire Privacy Shield concept depending on the complaint .
 To me , this looks like a series of really big hurdles to overcome before the renewal of the Privacy Shield can be considered probable this time and on a recurrent basis .


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For everyone who hasn't heard, I recently moved my professional photography business. I have been told that the hardest part of a change, is the transition. I'm still adjusting to the transition from my big photo studio, to my shared work area at Work_Space at 901 Main St. in Manchester, CT. It made perfect sense to make the move, after having my business in a industrial park for the last 11 years. Shared work environments are clearly the wave of the future for small business owners; but change is not easy. Instead of my own quiet office, my desk is now in a common area, with other business owners.
My studio is now a large conference room at Work_Space, with the tables folded into a corner. I also have access to a huge studio in a neighboring town, which I can rent by the day, when I need it. Work_Space is a three minute drive from my home. The cost is a fraction of my big studio. and I have met some amazing co-workers. My trash is emptied for me every day, and the coffee is free. I still do the vast majority of my still photos, business portraits, and Google virtual tours on location at business offices, retail stores and on construction sites. What has changed is where I do the my digital editing, and meet with clients. I don't like change, but In many ways I am living the dream. I have found that change is good, once you get used to it!

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For everyone who has n't heard , I recently moved my professional photography business . I have been told that the hardest part of a change , is the transition . I 'm still adjusting to the transition from my big photo studio , to my shared work area at Work_Space at 901 Main St. in Manchester , CT . It made perfect sense to make the move , after having my business in a industrial park for the last 11 years . Shared work environments are clearly the wave of the future for small business owners ; but change is not easy . Instead of my own quiet office , my desk is now in a common area , with other business owners .
 My studio is now a large conference room at Work_Space , with the tables folded into a corner . I also have access to a huge studio in a neighboring town , which I can rent by the day , when I need it . Work_Space is a three minute drive from my home . The cost is a fraction of my big studio . and I have met some amazing co - workers . My trash is emptied for me every day , and the coffee is free . I still do the vast majority of my still photos , business portraits , and Google virtual tours on location at business offices , retail stores and on construction sites . What has changed is where I do the my digital editing , and meet with clients . I do n't like change , but In many ways I am living the dream . I have found that change is good , once you get used to it !


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To help you learn FME, all online training provided directly by Safe Software is FREE!
Improve your FME skills with guided exercises on a variety of topics. Workspaces and data are provided.
Stay up-to-speed on what's new in the world of data, plus pick up a few new ideas in one of our webinars.
Explore thousands of FME articles, tutorials, and demos. Plus, join the official Q&A forum for FME users.

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To help you learn FME , all online training provided directly by Safe Software is FREE !
 Improve your FME skills with guided exercises on a variety of topics . Workspaces and data are provided .
 Stay up - to - speed on what 's new in the world of data , plus pick up a few new ideas in one of our webinars .
 Explore thousands of FME articles , tutorials , and demos . Plus , join the official Q&A forum for FME users .


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China hacked Google, according to secret US government documents leaked by whistleblower website WikiLeaks.
China hacked Google, according to secret US government documents leaked by whistleblower website WikiLeaks. The US Embassy in China believes the People's Republic of China orchestrated a "coordinated campaign of computer sabotage carried out by government operatives, private security experts and internet outlaws recruited by the Chinese government", according to the New York Times.
The US faces a massive diplomatic crisis over Wikileaks' release of 251,287 classified cables sent from American embassies. The cable from the US embassy in Beijing cites a local source claiming government involvement in the hacking of Google's servers to identify the Gmail accounts of human rights activists in China in January this year.
The attack, combined with government censorship of Google and the web in general, led to Google pulling out of China in March.
Dating from 1966 to the end of February 2010, the cables contain reports on various countries' political situations, from fears of security around Pakistan's nuclear weapons programme to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia urging the US to strike against Iran. Russia is described as a "virtual mafia state", with close ties between Russian and Italian prime ministers Vladimir Putin and Silvio Berlusconi.
Cables related to the UK include US criticism of David Cameron and British military operations in Afghanistan, and requests for intelligence on specific MPs. They also reveal inappropriate remarks made by a member of the royal family, although for once it wasn't His Royal Highness Prince Phillip, The Duke of Edinburgh making the embarrassing gaffe: it was Prince Andrew, the Duke of York with his regal foot in his chinless mouth.
Wikileaks claims it was attacked in a mass distributed denial of service attack yesterday ahead of the release of documents. The site, founded by Julian Assange, is hosted by the Swedish Pirate Party.
Leak your thoughts in the comments. Was WikiLeaks right to blow the whistle on the arcane machinations that underpin international relations, or is it putting people in danger?

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China hacked Google , according to secret US government documents leaked by whistleblower website WikiLeaks .
 China hacked Google , according to secret US government documents leaked by whistleblower website WikiLeaks . The US Embassy in China believes the People 's Republic of China orchestrated a " coordinated campaign of computer sabotage carried out by government operatives , private security experts and internet outlaws recruited by the Chinese government " , according to the New York Times .
 The US faces a massive diplomatic crisis over Wikileaks ' release of 251,287 classified cables sent from American embassies . The cable from the US embassy in Beijing cites a local source claiming government involvement in the hacking of Google 's servers to identify the Gmail accounts of human rights activists in China in January this year .
 The attack , combined with government censorship of Google and the web in general , led to Google pulling out of China in March .
 Dating from 1966 to the end of February 2010 , the cables contain reports on various countries ' political situations , from fears of security around Pakistan 's nuclear weapons programme to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia urging the US to strike against Iran . Russia is described as a " virtual mafia state " , with close ties between Russian and Italian prime ministers Vladimir Putin and Silvio Berlusconi .
 Cables related to the UK include US criticism of David Cameron and British military operations in Afghanistan , and requests for intelligence on specific MPs . They also reveal inappropriate remarks made by a member of the royal family , although for once it was n't His Royal Highness Prince Phillip , The Duke of Edinburgh making the embarrassing gaffe : it was Prince Andrew , the Duke of York with his regal foot in his chinless mouth .
 Wikileaks claims it was attacked in a mass distributed denial of service attack yesterday ahead of the release of documents . The site , founded by Julian Assange , is hosted by the Swedish Pirate Party .
 Leak your thoughts in the comments . Was WikiLeaks right to blow the whistle on the arcane machinations that underpin international relations , or is it putting people in danger ?


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The conservative pundit claimed journalists started "a stupid catfight" by taking her words out of context.
The conservative pundit who mocked “the ghost of John McCain” in her Conservative Political Action Conference speech earlier this month is standing by her remarks.
In a Fox News appearance Saturday, Michelle Malkin refused to offer an apology for her jab at the late Republican senator from Arizona, claiming the media took her comments out of context even though they ignited a firestorm of backlash.
During her CPAC talk, Malkin called for immigration reform, railing against the development of sanctuary cities, which she laid to several politicians including “the ghost of John McCain,” whom she named while pointing skyward.
The speech immediately drew criticism from daughter Meghan McCain, who called it “ghoulish and deeply disturbed political propaganda,” and wife Cindy McCain, who rebuked Malkin as someone who never knew her husband.

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The conservative pundit claimed journalists started " a stupid catfight " by taking her words out of context .
 The conservative pundit who mocked “ the ghost of John McCain ” in her Conservative Political Action Conference speech earlier this month is standing by her remarks .
 In a Fox News appearance Saturday , Michelle Malkin refused to offer an apology for her jab at the late Republican senator from Arizona , claiming the media took her comments out of context even though they ignited a firestorm of backlash .
 During her CPAC talk , Malkin called for immigration reform , railing against the development of sanctuary cities , which she laid to several politicians including “ the ghost of John McCain , ” whom she named while pointing skyward .
 The speech immediately drew criticism from daughter Meghan McCain , who called it “ ghoulish and deeply disturbed political propaganda , ” and wife Cindy McCain , who rebuked Malkin as someone who never knew her husband .


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B. Dutton (button?) points out that the MLBTradeRumors.com free agent list is out, and has predictions for the top 50 free agents.
SLOPS: We doubt MLBTR ever goes back and tracks their success rate. Should some erstwhile Denizen find a place where they owned up, we're guessing that the list would nail, oh, 12 of 50 by sheer luck, half of those being no-brainers.
SLOPS: First free agent on the list going to Seattle is Pat Neshek, #43 on the list. Two years, $12MM, which is Scrabble money if we recall? Neshek was dominant again this year, with 10+ K's and 0+ walks to go with an All-Star appearance. He's 37; are sidearmers like LOOGY's on the ageless thing? Anybody study it?
SLOPS: Second FA on the list to Seattle is Lucas Duda on a make-good deal, 1 year, $6MM. The Dude had a real bad elbow in 2017 and his value is in platooning I guess. So MLBTR isn't even willing to begrudge us a Yonder Alonso type, much less a Logan Morrison (#15 on the list). But whattaya expect from a bleary-eyed New York sportswriter on a Friday, for him to send an exciting player out the West Indies of the majors never to be heard from again?
SLOPS: Jarrod Dyson is only #42 and Michael Pineda is #49 being in a Drew Smyly-type cyrogenic tank situation. Brandon Morrow (#19) would be highly amusing at 3/$24MM; do you figure he becomes the old Morrow the very nanosecond he moves into a less-than-championship setting?
PROPS: for having the guts to put two batters ahead of the DATA starting pitchers, those being J.D. Martinez and Eric Hosmer. Props also to Jerry Dipoto who, judging by his Alonso addition, might zig against the zag and go offense. Hey, it's what we do in roto. Bases gained, bases lost, babe.
PROPS: Yu Darvish #1 for a pittance, 6 years $160MM which is really like 6 years $80MM once you deduct Ohtani's free performance, assuming the union ever signs off on a new NPB-MLB posting arrangement.
Arrieta for 4 years, Tanaka for 5, both at the $25 and $20 MM levels respectively. Hey, with Tanaka you might get Ohtani and apparently (per MLBTR) you get yet another "free" year to tack on to Ohtani's.
Hey whadja expect, a Think Tank of this caliber to take a dartboard game seriously? C'mon already. The first Props up there is good enough, and any 'Denizen sees a target we should beat, then Dr. D will most surely enjoy reading the whys and wherefores.
Yonder Alonso (#22, obviously destined for the ...Angels?!) doesn't look so bad at all, if you're not going to actually use Dan Vogelbach (the guy you traded MIKE MONTGOMERY for) on a free, and redeploy the money to one of the DATA's.
"Uh, it's late, Chuck. The big shots are after me for that list. We forgot to assigned these two meatballs to a team."
"We did, huh? Uh, who ARE they, Howard? DOO-dah? (De Camptown Races suddenly breaks in and quickly fades out.) And Neck-Check? We gotta put 'em SOME place, and Gladys is expecting me home for dinner AFTER I stop for a brewski on the way."
"A BREWSKI, now ya talkin' ya big lug. So what teams do we have left that we can stick 'em on?"
"Well there's the team in Seattle that NO-body remembers anyway. The last time they won anything the Cold War was heating up! Get that, Chuck?! That's a GOOD one! COLD war...HEATING up!
"Yeah, yeah, now let's cut the small talk and get down ta bizness! You're right, though. That team in Seattle, what's their name again? Oh yeah, the Marinaras. Something to do with spaghetti sauce, I guess. Anyway, we got the Mariners here, who haven't done squat in fifteen years. Do ya think ANYONE will believe that someone wants to sign with THEM?!"
"Hokay, ya got a POINT there. But if you let your hair grow no one will notice! Will anyone believe someone wants to sign with the Seattle Marinas? I dunno, Chuck. It's just wild ENOUGH that SOMEBODY might buy it."
"Right, Howard. Let's get our story straight. We burned the midnight oil, ya know, churning through piles and PILES of information, statistics, rumors, team analysis, the whole nine yards."
"We interviewed dozens of GM's."
"Even the one in Seattle?"
"No need to go THAT far. NO one will believe we went out of our way to call...to call...how do you pronounce that? DIP-a-toe? Like when you test the water in the pool before stepping in to see if it's too hot or too cold?"
"No, it's die-PO-to. Like he's gonna kick the bucket a pauper or something."
"Who cares? Anyway, no one will believe we talked to him about his plans. After all, they're ir-REV-er-ant."
"So we did our due diligence, and decided that these two meatballs will end up in the Marinara sauce. Presto! Just like THAT!"
"That's our story, and we's stickin' WITH it!
"So where ya stoppin' for a brewski?"
"Some place called Steinbrenner's. That place is con-NEC-ted."
Stan the first, Bill the second, and Richard the third"
"Lay on MacDuff, but watch out for that breaking stuff!"
and now looks at the record book - and cries"
"So fair a foul I have not seen!
get thee a pair of glasses, get thee to an optometrist!"
"Oh, what a rogue and bush league slob am I"
"The ball did strike his head. The pitcher beanéd him!"
"O horrors! Not only hitless, but witless."
"Now cracks a noble head.
Flights of shortstops sing thee to thy rest.
Let four bonus players bear Rocky like a soldier to the dugout.
I’m trading the bum to Montreal."
Funny! Shakesperean Baseball. Never heard of that before. Thanks, Bat571.
Sounds like they have two expertises in life!
Could be used as a routine :- ) Dip a toe or Die po' too?
- 10 to 15 M for Kuma, Smyly would have been 11 or 12 M if healthy, and Gallardo was about the same.
Seager gets a big raise 8.5, Zunino and Paxton will probably get 2-3 Million more each so guessing we have about 40 million in assumed salary.
So the 4 guys add 62.5 but 40 or so wasaccounted for by the losses so a 22.5 M dollar raise over last years payroll.
He's more like "prepare yourself for Lynn or Cobb" because, goodness me, what would THIS team need with an impact starting pitcher?
Us less young guys get this stuff!
For the younger set, Freberg and W&S were contemporaries in the 50s and 60s who did essentially a long form stand-up comedy routine. Newhart and Cosby started the same way a little later.
I recommend you google these guys and listen to some of their stuff. Some is 50s/60s topical, but a lot is really funny today - just put on your "Mad Men" persona and go for it!
Also, try a little Tom Lehrer, a musical counterpart.
Like any subject, the best way to understand it is original source material.
With that in mind, the first Bill Cosby I ever heard was his comedy album, "Bill Cosby Is A Very Funny Fellow, Right?" You can listen to it here if you wish.
The first Stan Freberg I encountered was his classic parody of early U.S. history. It is not to be missed.
Very nice solos from DaddyO and Bats.
Please note Mr. Cosby was a DJ on AM Radio KING during the year of the World's Fair in Seattle as his albums sailed nationally and TV followed.
I was overfed on Freberg as a sit-in prof from the world of advertising addressed aspiring copywriters how to write radio commercials: "They must be humorous, Stan Freberg is Deity, and you will be graded accordingly."
Nonetheless, one of the aspirers created one of the most successful ad agencies in Seattle, and his career far outshone that prof.
It spawned my approach of "Garbage Disposals That Love To Be Fed" (not that unlike internet blogs these days), for which I got an "F" ... and that was my response to that prof.
Shakespeare, well, I'm quite sure he was an anonymous pinch-hitter who was on and off the 40 man roster.
As for MLTR stats: Lead writer Tim is coming off an injury, and he wasn't that hot when he was healthy. This is just sour mash for the pre-winter meet junkies. Do not bet a penny (let alone a million or two) on it.
Darvish will not top the money list, even with the Oh Oh Tawny connection, and, if he has two more years like this past one, I'm guessing he will return to Japan co end his career ... so I still want him (or his backup duo of Tanaka or Arietta.
Ichiro could be involved in all this ... if you like longshots.
No other bets on any of the names on this list ... DePoet will make a trade more likely.
He will be all in on Otani, and get him, whatever it takes, without going to $190 mil, which will not happen.
But there will be plenty of intrigue and some of it will involve the ML union and owners and arm wrestling.
I used to think Zoom that you were either a lurking scout or Mikey Jay, but now I'm going with Emmett Watson. Communicating through white noise of course.

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B. Dutton ( button ? ) points out that the MLBTradeRumors.com free agent list is out , and has predictions for the top 50 free agents .
 SLOPS : We doubt MLBTR ever goes back and tracks their success rate . Should some erstwhile Denizen find a place where they owned up , we 're guessing that the list would nail , oh , 12 of 50 by sheer luck , half of those being no - brainers .
 SLOPS : First free agent on the list going to Seattle is Pat Neshek , # 43 on the list . Two years , $ 12MM , which is Scrabble money if we recall ? Neshek was dominant again this year , with 10 + K 's and 0 + walks to go with an All - Star appearance . He 's 37 ; are sidearmers like LOOGY 's on the ageless thing ? Anybody study it ?
 SLOPS : Second FA on the list to Seattle is Lucas Duda on a make - good deal , 1 year , $ 6MM . The Dude had a real bad elbow in 2017 and his value is in platooning I guess . So MLBTR is n't even willing to begrudge us a Yonder Alonso type , much less a Logan Morrison ( # 15 on the list ) . But whattaya expect from a bleary - eyed New York sportswriter on a Friday , for him to send an exciting player out the West Indies of the majors never to be heard from again ?
 SLOPS : Jarrod Dyson is only # 42 and Michael Pineda is # 49 being in a Drew Smyly - type cyrogenic tank situation . Brandon Morrow ( # 19 ) would be highly amusing at 3/$24MM ; do you figure he becomes the old Morrow the very nanosecond he moves into a less - than - championship setting ?
 PROPS : for having the guts to put two batters ahead of the DATA starting pitchers , those being J.D. Martinez and Eric Hosmer . Props also to Jerry Dipoto who , judging by his Alonso addition , might zig against the zag and go offense . Hey , it 's what we do in roto . Bases gained , bases lost , babe .
 PROPS : Yu Darvish # 1 for a pittance , 6 years $ 160MM which is really like 6 years $ 80MM once you deduct Ohtani 's free performance , assuming the union ever signs off on a new NPB - MLB posting arrangement .
 Arrieta for 4 years , Tanaka for 5 , both at the $ 25 and $ 20 MM levels respectively . Hey , with Tanaka you might get Ohtani and apparently ( per MLBTR ) you get yet another " free " year to tack on to Ohtani 's .
 Hey whadja expect , a Think Tank of this caliber to take a dartboard game seriously ? C'm on already . The first Props up there is good enough , and any ' Denizen sees a target we should beat , then Dr. D will most surely enjoy reading the why s and wherefores .
 Yonder Alonso ( # 22 , obviously destined for the ... Angels ? ! ) does n't look so bad at all , if you 're not going to actually use Dan Vogelbach ( the guy you traded MIKE MONTGOMERY for ) on a free , and redeploy the money to one of the DATA 's .
 " Uh , it 's late , Chuck . The big shots are after me for that list . We forgot to assigned these two meatballs to a team . "
 " We did , huh ? Uh , who ARE they , Howard ? DOO - dah ? ( De Camptown Races suddenly breaks in and quickly fades out . ) And Neck - Check ? We got ta put 'em SOME place , and Gladys is expecting me home for dinner AFTER I stop for a brewski on the way . "
 " A BREWSKI , now ya talkin ' ya big lug . So what teams do we have left that we can stick 'em on ? "
 " Well there 's the team in Seattle that NO - body remembers anyway . The last time they won anything the Cold War was heating up ! Get that , Chuck ? ! That 's a GOOD one ! COLD war ... HEATING up !
 " Yeah , yeah , now let 's cut the small talk and get down ta bizness ! You 're right , though . That team in Seattle , what 's their name again ? Oh yeah , the Marinaras . Something to do with spaghetti sauce , I guess . Anyway , we got the Mariners here , who have n't done squat in fifteen years . Do ya think ANYONE will believe that someone wants to sign with THEM ? ! "
 " Hokay , ya got a POINT there . But if you let your hair grow no one will notice ! Will anyone believe someone wants to sign with the Seattle Marinas ? I dunno , Chuck . It 's just wild ENOUGH that SOMEBODY might buy it . "
 " Right , Howard . Let 's get our story straight . We burned the midnight oil , ya know , churning through piles and PILES of information , statistics , rumors , team analysis , the whole nine yards . "
 " We interviewed dozens of GM 's . "
 " Even the one in Seattle ? "
 " No need to go THAT far . NO one will believe we went out of our way to call ... to call ... how do you pronounce that ? DIP - a - toe ? Like when you test the water in the pool before stepping in to see if it 's too hot or too cold ? "
 " No , it 's die - PO - to . Like he 's gon na kick the bucket a pauper or something . "
 " Who cares ? Anyway , no one will believe we talked to him about his plans . After all , they 're ir - REV - er - ant . "
 " So we did our due diligence , and decided that these two meatballs will end up in the Marinara sauce . Presto ! Just like THAT ! "
 " That 's our story , and we 's stickin ' WITH it !
 " So where ya stoppin ' for a brewski ? "
 " Some place called Steinbrenner 's . That place is con - NEC - ted . "
 Stan the first , Bill the second , and Richard the third "
 " Lay on MacDuff , but watch out for that breaking stuff ! "
 and now looks at the record book - and cries "
 " So fair a foul I have not seen !
 get thee a pair of glasses , get thee to an optometrist ! "
 " Oh , what a rogue and bush league slob am I "
 " The ball did strike his head . The pitcher beanéd him ! "
 " O horrors ! Not only hitless , but witless . "
 " Now cracks a noble head .
 Flights of shortstops sing thee to thy rest .
 Let four bonus players bear Rocky like a soldier to the dugout .
 I ’m trading the bum to Montreal . "
 Funny ! Shakesperean Baseball . Never heard of that before . Thanks , Bat571 .
 Sounds like they have two expertises in life !
 Could be used as a routine : - ) Dip a toe or Die po ' too ?
 - 10 to 15 M for Kuma , Smyly would have been 11 or 12 M if healthy , and Gallardo was about the same .
 Seager gets a big raise 8.5 , Zunino and Paxton will probably get 2 - 3 Million more each so guessing we have about 40 million in assumed salary .
 So the 4 guys add 62.5 but 40 or so wasaccounted for by the losses so a 22.5 M dollar raise over last years payroll .
 He 's more like " prepare yourself for Lynn or Cobb " because , goodness me , what would THIS team need with an impact starting pitcher ?
 Us less young guys get this stuff !
 For the younger set , Freberg and W&S were contemporaries in the 50s and 60s who did essentially a long form stand - up comedy routine . Newhart and Cosby started the same way a little later .
 I recommend you google these guys and listen to some of their stuff . Some is 50s/60s topical , but a lot is really funny today - just put on your " Mad Men " persona and go for it !
 Also , try a little Tom Lehrer , a musical counterpart .
 Like any subject , the best way to understand it is original source material .
 With that in mind , the first Bill Cosby I ever heard was his comedy album , " Bill Cosby Is A Very Funny Fellow , Right ? " You can listen to it here if you wish .
 The first Stan Freberg I encountered was his classic parody of early U.S. history . It is not to be missed .
 Very nice solos from DaddyO and Bats .
 Please note Mr. Cosby was a DJ on AM Radio KING during the year of the World 's Fair in Seattle as his albums sailed nationally and TV followed .
 I was overfed on Freberg as a sit - in prof from the world of advertising addressed aspiring copywriters how to write radio commercials : " They must be humorous , Stan Freberg is Deity , and you will be graded accordingly . "
 Nonetheless , one of the aspirers created one of the most successful ad agencies in Seattle , and his career far outshone that prof .
 It spawned my approach of " Garbage Disposals That Love To Be Fed " ( not that unlike internet blogs these days ) , for which I got an " F " ... and that was my response to that prof .
 Shakespeare , well , I 'm quite sure he was an anonymous pinch - hitter who was on and off the 40 man roster .
 As for MLTR stats : Lead writer Tim is coming off an injury , and he was n't that hot when he was healthy . This is just sour mash for the pre - winter meet junkies . Do not bet a penny ( let alone a million or two ) on it .
 Darvish will not top the money list , even with the Oh Oh Tawny connection , and , if he has two more years like this past one , I 'm guessing he will return to Japan co end his career ... so I still want him ( or his backup duo of Tanaka or Arietta .
 Ichiro could be involved in all this ... if you like longshots .
 No other bets on any of the names on this list ... DePoet will make a trade more likely .
 He will be all in on Otani , and get him , whatever it takes , without going to $ 190 mil , which will not happen .
 But there will be plenty of intrigue and some of it will involve the ML union and owners and arm wrestling .
 I used to think Zoom that you were either a lurking scout or Mikey Jay , but now I 'm going with Emmett Watson . Communicating through white noise of course .


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Two men were arrested on Thursday for allegedly beating and tobbing a 60-yr old man on Ave M and E 19th in Midwood. The incident was videotaped on camera Monday. The victim was beaten so badly that he needed 70 stitches in his forehead.
Baskim Huseinovic, 19, and Eldin Sabovic, 17, were charged with robbery and assault. Police say they have not yet determined whether the assault was a hate crime. The two men both live just a few blocks from where the beating took place in Midwood.
A getaway driver has not yet been arrested, according to cops.
State Assemblyman Dov Hikind said that based on what he's heard of the investigation, he thinks the attack is a hate crime. Both suspects were silent and showed no emotions as they walked out of 66th Precinct.

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Two men were arrested on Thursday for allegedly beating and tobbing a 60 - yr old man on Ave M and E 19th in Midwood . The incident was videotaped on camera Monday . The victim was beaten so badly that he needed 70 stitches in his forehead .
 Baskim Huseinovic , 19 , and Eldin Sabovic , 17 , were charged with robbery and assault . Police say they have not yet determined whether the assault was a hate crime . The two men both live just a few blocks from where the beating took place in Midwood .
 A getaway driver has not yet been arrested , according to cops .
 State Assemblyman Dov Hikind said that based on what he 's heard of the investigation , he thinks the attack is a hate crime . Both suspects were silent and showed no emotions as they walked out of 66th Precinct .


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The property is sequestered in a vast private garden space located between two brick and stone buildings, the private house is surrounded by a gated brick fence which marks the limit of the 96 m2 of garden that belongs exclusively to the property, ensuring that the sounds of birds and nature are all you hear even as you are conveniently located near all the conveniences of urban existence.

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This open concept property features a large main living level with a raised sleeping area that can be enclosed or left open . Abundant light enters from large windows and skylight . The garden property offers privacy and nature close to the abundant shops , restaurants and public transport available in central Neuilly .
 The property is sequestered in a vast private garden space located between two brick and stone buildings , the private house is surrounded by a gated brick fence which marks the limit of the 96 m2 of garden that belongs exclusively to the property , ensuring that the sounds of birds and nature are all you hear even as you are conveniently located near all the conveniences of urban existence .


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