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Everything old is new again.

So she takes him home and sets him up in the guest bedroom, shows him where the bathroom is and how everything in there works, and gives him a stern warning about the dire fate that will await him if he leaves the toilet seat up. He nods somberly and promises obedience like he's swearing an oath. She leaves him in there, investigating the sink faucet with fascination, and trudges out to the kitchen to raid the fridge for leftovers. It has been a hell of a long day, and even the effort it takes to throw something into the microwave seems like more than she's got.