November 19th, 2009

book cover humor

my day?

Let's see: I was awakened at 6:30 a.m. by a nightmare that I was being chased around Albion by a hoard of zombies. Fans of my writing, no doubt -- hungry for more.

Then an oil change (the car, not me), where I was told that the front tires on my car would need to be replaced by the end of winter.

Then I went to the We Care clinic, where I got a shot and blood draw -- something in, something out. Usually I'm the one who needles people.

There I was told that my cholesterol and PSA results are high. Apparently I make too many Public Service Announcements.

Then, to top it all off, I "received" a prostate exam by a female nurse practitioner. Who later told me she used to do those all day (on the job, I assume), so I guess my career path isn't so bad, after all.

And it's been raining all day.

How was your day?