

Monday, 4th May 2020, 11:42 am
Updated Monday, 4th May 2020, 11:42 am

It's May the 4th, which means fans around the world are honouring #StarWarsDay.

To celebrate one of cinema's most beloved series of films, we've compiled 28 of the best Star Wars related jokes and quips we could find.

May the farce be with you...


Which website did Chewbacca create to share Empire secrets? Wookieleaks.









What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.

Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, Dad?Anakin: Wookiee steak.Luke: Is it any good?Anakin: It’s a little chewy.




Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers? The Darth Maul.

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn't Hang So-low.



What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name? The.


What do Gungans keep things in? Jar Jars.

What's a Jedi's favourite toy? A yo-Yoda.

What is a Stormtrooper's favourite TV show? Game of Clones.

What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner party? First hors d'oeuvres.

What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panicking Skywalker.


What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant? "I find your lack of steak disturbing."