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    Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
    Decenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

    Dr suess tonuge twister.
    See if you can do this read each
    sentence out loud!
    This is this cat
    This is is cat
    This is how cat
    This is to cat
    This is keep cat
    This is a cat
    This is dumbass cat
    This is busy cat
    This is for cat
    This is forty cat
    This is seconds cat.
    Now read only the the third line of each
    This is how to keep a dumbass
    busy for forty seconds.

    It was a busy morning, approximately 8: 30 a. m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9: 00 am.
    As we more...

    Back in the Jahanabad, there were two Yadavs, Laloo and Sadhu. One day, the two were enjoying a strong country in the local thek, when a man walked into the bar with a Brahmin's head under his arm. The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Brahmins; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "If any man brings me the head of a Brahmin, I'll give him fifty thousand rupees."
    The two Yadavs looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for a Brahmin. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Sadhu threw a rock which hit the Brahmin right on the head.
    The Brahmin fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where Laloo pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.
    Suddenly, Sadhu said, "Lalooji, take a look at this."
    Laloo replied, "Not now, I'm busy."
    Sadhu tugged more...

    Say this out loud:
    this is a cat
    is is a cat
    how is a cat
    to is a cat
    keep is a cat
    a is a cat
    dumbass is a cat
    busy is a cat
    for is a cat
    forty is a cat
    seconds is a cat
    now read only the first word of each line!!
    THIS is a cat
    IS is a cat
    HOW is a cat
    TO is a cat
    KEEP is a cat
    A is a cat
    DUMBASS is a cat
    BUSY is a cat
    FOR is a cat
    FORTY is a cat
    SECONDS is a cat

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