Monday, March 16, 2009

Seen anything suspicious about your neighbor?

Is the strange looking man next door with those way to healthy children getting to you but you don’t really know why? It might be because he has a job, seems to like his job to the bugger. And didn’t you hear him play some devil music from the radio that one time? And he has that carpet in the living room that looks suspiciously Persian. He might be praying towards Mecca in secret. And his wife has really to firm breasts after giving birth two times. And she really flaunts them to, that teasing minx. Pushing them closer to your face every time she is alone with you and just when you are getting horny she takes them away and walks into the next room so you haft to move the telescope again. Didn’t your neighbor buy some soap in big bottles the other day? Isn’t that something you can use to make bombs? And he might be Jewish, only Jews like to go to work. And that oldest daughter that starting to develop has already had boys over. Maybe even she let them touch her legs or kiss her on the lips and that can only mean that her parents don’t look after her as they should. Maybe because they are too busy sending radio signals to foreign countries? When you think about it, didn’t the wife actually put on a burka one time, or was it just a scarf? Well it was kind of windy, but it surly looked suspicious. And you did hear him talking negatively about taxes, the unpatriotic bastard. Spitting on the flag like that and mouthing of about his money. He might just be one of those anarchists you heard about. In either way, you might wanna pick up that phone and call, just to be on the safe side. Just remember to also tell the government about that black guy down the street. Look to be up to no good that one too.

‘Don’t rely on others. If you suspect it, report it.’ That is the key message of the national counter-terrorism campaign launched today (yesterday) in the UK.
The campaign, which will use print, radio, outdoor and transport advertising, will remind people to be vigilant as they go about their daily business and to call the Anti-Terrorist Hotline on 0800 789 321 if they are concerned about suspicious activity.
“Terrorists live alongside us in our communities. They make their plans while doing all they can to blend in. They try to avoid raising suspicions about what they are up to.

“We want people to look out for the unusual – some activity or behaviour which strikes them as not quite right and out of place in their normal day to day lives – and to take responsibility for reporting it.

Idiotic Scientologists

For the reason of not wanting Tom Cruise to knock on my door - horrifying thought- I decline to make any more elaborate statements about this, quite possible, most stupid religion ever in history. Have been spending some hours this night reading about these lunatics, and damn. I thought Christians and Muslims held the flag high, but those religions can’t even hold a candle to these idiots. I thought that those crazy Hindus with their cows may take the price in low level madness, but damn. I mean, damn. How come whenever you think that people can’t get any more stupid you always stubble on something like this? Not that scientologist is new on the scene, but I never really got the time to read about them. God, you are all idiots, but these people, damn.

When the vodka is finished…

… you feel like drinking some more when you hear the reality from a beautiful woman.

“Our country is dying from this fascist cancer, more regulations is their only answer.”

Genius! And please remember this was written and singed before the idiot Obama’s spending spree.


I’m always rambling on about Sweden and how great it is to have gotten out of that cesspool, but sometimes you need to step back and see what’s going on around you to. The main reason why I write so little about Scotland or Great Britain is that I’m a guest here and I know from experience that people don’t like it when foreigners speak ill of the country they are in, even if it is the truth. Because there are a lot of stupid idiotic things going on here too; like higher prices on alcohol which Scottish politicians, like so many other politicians in history, thinks is a good idea. It’s idiotic, have never work to lower drinking problems and never will, but they still try the same stupidity over and over. Kings have tried it; Emperors have tried it; the Soviet Union tried it, never worked. In America when they tried it, people drank like never before and never since and it gave birth to the modern mafia and people like Al Capone. So it’s stupid, but it is government, and government, no matter if you are in Sweden or in Scotland, have the same lunacy attached to it.

But back to my experience of this country. I have been here long enough now to make a first judgment. And even if it is not great, it’s far better than Sweden. Not because it’s richer, it’s not. And not only because I’m happy to live somewhere else then in my birth nation. No, it’s because the atmosphere is different. People are nicer; you say “thanks” or “cheers” even to bus drivers, which hardly ever happens in Sweden. You can buy vodka at every corner pretty much whenever you feel like it (so far I might add). Here in Scotland they also have those beautiful buildings that look more like castles then houses. And there is a feel to everything that feels like class even when it’s not. Might be that English (Scottish rather) accent that feels posh in some way. Things are a lot cheaper then I’m used to and then we have the word “wee” which is soooo cute. Sorry all you macho manly Scotts out there, but it is. Instead of “little” or “small” they use the word “wee”. And it is adorable! Feels like you ended up in some fairytale or something. And I know it sounds corny, but it feels like that. “May I have a wee bit more please...”

Another thing that is great here, at least before the great depression hits this place in a year or so, is that taxes are low and you can actually afford things without taking a loan, which is hardly ever the case in Sweden. It is not really as cheap as in Estonia, were I also have lived, but close to it. And medical care and dentist are free! Even in Sweden with it’s incredibly taxes aren’t that generous.

But there are some downsides, my neighbor for instance insists on singing every time he goes outside to smoke. Stupid idiot. Bugs my alcohol intake to listen to that horrible voice. But so far I love it here, I might go look for somewhere warmer in the future, but for now I’m content and if you ever are in the Greenock/Glasgow area, give me a holler.

Why they don’t give up

As usual there is some talks about”death drugs” and those elusive”Internet drugs” in Swedish media. So when police don’t chase after the mafia and kingpins (that exists thanks to the government) they are now also going after those poor toddlers that happen to buy drugs online. It seems like there is no end to new drugs showing up, and there aren’t either, but the police and the government doesn’t get it. There is literary millions of ways to build chemicals together to induce a high. If you outlaw one, two others take its place. And people, who want to get high, will get high. There is no way around it. Actually I do think most politicians knows this, but it’s not politically correct to be “loose on drugs” and in the back of their minds they know that one of the biggest reasons we “need” government is to “protect” us from those crazy drug addicts and drug dealers. If the government doesn’t do that we would all get infested with horrible diseases and our children would waste away in the alleys, puppies would melt away and kittens would get tortured. So government can’t give up for the reason that it would mean that people actually might start thinking governments are the problem, not the solution. Because if we liberated all people to do what they want with their own bodies and crime rates went way down (which they would) and mafia would hardly exist anymore (which would be the consequence of liberalizing drugs), then suddenly we have people who not only can decide over their own bodies, but also have got a small whiff of the idiocy that is government and we can’t have that.

The police are actually even more liberal on drugs than you might think. I have actually never spoken to a police officer that believes in the war against drugs. But they stand to lose both importance and maybe even their jobs. A huge part of all offenders are on drugs or are fighting over drugs. So if those people no longer are criminals and you can get heroin at your local supermarket, we can cut down on law enforcement by a big percentage.

And the journalists don’t really care one way or the other, their reason to writing about this is to get people to buy papers and watch TV. And let’s admit it, you are more likely to buy a paper if it says “New killer drug kills” (which it of course doesn’t do if you know what you are doing) on the FrontPage then if it says: “Crime bosses don’t make money anymore”.