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[–]Hardest_Fart 9261 points9262 points  (80 children)

Jokes on Paul. He's let a ghoul into his building and now they'll never get her out.

[–]Mn0x1d3 1088 points1089 points  (12 children)

Had to blow the last place uo

[–]BillyJackO 444 points445 points  (6 children)

What are you lookin at, smooth skin?

[–]Illestintheera 29 points30 points  (1 child)

GAH, what the fuck are you!?!?

[–]ZeSavageCabbage 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Fuck ten penny tower, all my homies hate ten penny towers

[–]write-program 485 points486 points  (7 children)

Ol Tenpenny kicked her and the rest of her ghoul friends out a LOOONG time ago

[–]Butthole__Pleasures 317 points318 points  (8 children)

"The old racist woman? Why, she died in this building on this exact day thiRRRTYyyy yYEEEEAAAAARRRrrrsssssago"

[–]Babu_Frik_4_Ever 172 points173 points  (14 children)

like Spirited Away. except she cant make gold.

[–]therealsauceman 2094 points2095 points  (63 children)

Clearly this lady is mentally unstable, but good for him for remaining calm. I would have been way more frustrated with her.

[–]bubbaclops 288 points289 points  (33 children)

How does one even learn a skill like that? I would have been fuming.

[–]BrrToe 160 points161 points  (4 children)

Years of working retail.

[–]mr_potato_arms 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Or delivery, food service, tech support, etc. any job that puts you in a customer service role with randos basically

[–]kane3232 14.9k points14.9k points 3 (276 children)

“You guys and your phones. You can’t go anywhere with out them”

Pretty bold from the 3 purse cryptkeeper

Edit: holy shit. Thanks for the awards!

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    [–]Kalappianer 999 points1000 points  (43 children)

    There was one woman who sat down at the busstop where I was waiting for a bus. I was texting with my housemate about dinner and suddenly, she started to complain about people like me not communicating with others, always on our phones and doing nothing.

    While. she. sat. there staring at the empty building across the street for several minutes. Then had the audacity to ask me if I even could speak the language.

    The insulting part is none of it, tho. The insulting part was that she wasn't waiting for the bus.

    [–]dharanea 519 points520 points  (26 children)

    There was a woman at the bus station with me once who, when I tried to sit down, ran in front of me, sat down in the middle of the seat so that sitting next to her would be thighs touching and shouted “Ha! This is my seat! Try sitting here you bitch!”

    Okay lady, I got it, you’re away in a very competitive universe.

    [–]CheekiBleeki 316 points317 points  (21 children)

    Sit on her. Teach her.

    [–]MadMosh666 147 points148 points  (15 children)

    I agree. She has literally invited someone to sit on her.

    [–]sphrasbyrn 834 points835 points  (21 children)

    It's often in these situations, where a stupid thing to say is likely the smartest one available

    [–]Platzycho 270 points271 points  (18 children)

    Nah. The smartest one available here is for her to shut up xD

    [–]MadMosh666 192 points193 points  (17 children)

    Yeah, sadly racists don't do "smart". If they did they'd not be racist.

    [–]Jeaniegreyy 385 points386 points  (41 children)

    Right like logically anyone should always want a phone on them. Not only are you able to contact anyone you want at practically anytime, you have an INSANE amount of information available to you at any time. Boomer logic completely makes zero sense to me.

    “You young people are always on your phone texting and talking”

    What’s wrong with wanting to talk to my friends and keep up with them? Like Betty, I’m sorry you haven’t seen your best friend from high school Agatha in the last 70 years but let me keep mine

    [–]sighs__unzips 493 points494 points  (105 children)

    Has /r/punchablefaces been banned?

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      [–]Wannabkate 370 points371 points  (5 children)

      Its easy to find them. they arent wearing masks.

      [–]One_Percent_Kid 196 points197 points  (79 children)

      It's not banned at all. The people in control of the subreddit decided to shut it down. They have automod post "hello" once a month so that no one else can request control of the subreddit due to inactivity.

      TL;DR of what happened:

      The people in control of the subreddit didn't like the content that was being posted, so they decided to pull an "I'm taking my ball and going home, now none of you can play!" move.

      /r/hittableFaces is a place for that kind of content, but it's a lot smaller.

      [–]AnnalidaMitzen 124 points125 points  (0 children)


      [–]DigiDistance 1243 points1244 points  (12 children)

      Imagine being on the line and listening to both people speaking at the same time. Awesome

      [–]Zargawi 107 points108 points  (0 children)

      Dude hung up and didn't come down until the second call.

      [–]phelansg 229 points230 points  (0 children)

      I would be terribly confused at the other end.

      [–]brainstorm17 76 points77 points  (7 children)

      Tbh I was kind of surprised Paul didn't do more. He heard that lady being a bitch with the guy down there, and didn't bother to come down until the Postmates guy called him again. And then once he got down there he didn't address that bitch at all or even apologize for her, he just grabbed his food and dipped.

      [–][deleted] 13.3k points13.3k points  (193 children)

      “I live here & pay rent but they took my name off the directory” 🤦‍♂️

      [–]Nextasy 5987 points5988 points  (98 children)

      "Your name isnt on the directory? So you dont live here either?"

      Laughed out loud, hilarious to see that nonsensical, selective hearing bullshit logic flipped 180 lmao

      [–]unjustempire 3216 points3217 points  (95 children)

      I loved when she accused him of not living there and his response was just, “I don’t”. He was pretty clear the entire time that he did not live there and was just delivering food. She was arguing with a made up person in her head.

      [–]HowBen 2746 points2747 points  (43 children)

      That was my favourite part of this.

      “That guy’s a neighbour, I see him all the time. I’ve never seen you in my life.”

      “Because I don’t live here”

      [–]gunstreetgrrl 719 points720 points  (14 children)

      Let’s review:

      Sixteen bowls of soup in delivery bag

      Purple man with a “pig fuck phone”

      “Punch #110, punch #110”

      Of course he doesn’t live here - it’s fucking Hotel California.

      [–]LouSputhole94 162 points163 points  (4 children)

      I’m 85% convinced there’s a mental institution around the corner and this lady slipped out and tried to get back into her old building. I mean, they took her name off the directory!

      [–]kungfuyou_uk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      Yep, I don't think she's very well. The delivery guy was super patient with her.

      [–]Lebrunski 435 points436 points  (27 children)

      That’s what these people do. They make up scenarios in their head and attack those fictions.

      [–]Koldsaur 645 points646 points  (8 children)

      Yeah, I love how he handled her. He didn't get mad or let his ego show, but instead treated her like she was a joke, or a child who didn't know any better.

      [–]R-Zade 266 points267 points  (4 children)

      Yeah! I'm astounded how he stayed calm and didn't use attacking arguments towards her, like her behavior and the idea that a black delivery guy cannot deliver food in "her building", yeah right you're living in a rented house, this is far from being your building, your rights are limited to leaving the building should I step in to do my job.

      [–]Old_Toby- 254 points255 points  (30 children)

      She clearly had some issues about not living there any more. Maybe she lived in 110 a while a go it's clear that she doesn't now though, she's not wired right.

      [–]MstrWaterbender 132 points133 points  (0 children)

      Yeah the dead giveaway was how she kept trying to string along and connect totally disparate points

      [–]Iwanttoplaytoo 123 points124 points  (24 children)

      Probably schizophrenic.

      [–]KevinfromWI 76 points77 points  (11 children)

      Yes, and when the other woman came down to get her food this crazy person was able to gain access to the building. If she doesn’t live there this could become a real problem.

      [–]mark5771 17 points18 points  (2 children)

      They are in a better situation to handle it, does not mean they will but the cops or the management are not going to take a delivery driver that seriously, it is just not his problem past a certain point.

      I mean he makes jack an hour, is he meant to ring the cops, wait for them to decide to no show and move on to management? No good options here.

      [–]SassMyFrass 57 points58 points  (0 children)

      "212 where? Where do you live?" She says, speaking to someone over the intercom

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        [–]jacky11111 426 points427 points  (19 children)

        I thought the post mates guy was Jordan

        [–]headphonetrauma 287 points288 points  (13 children)

        You're right. Paul was the customer. Edited. Thanks.

        [–]EnergyTakerLad 54 points55 points  (4 children)

        He was.

        [–]jacky11111 32 points33 points  (0 children)

        That was is looking a little scary

        [–]cakatoo 34 points35 points  (0 children)

        She’s lost it. It’s obvious.

        [–]nikalotapuss 23 points24 points  (0 children)

        Jordan didn’t know either....Jesus!

        [–]wolf129 567 points568 points  (25 children)

        Maybe she is mentally broken because she got kicked out and still thinks she lives here or something.

        [–]deepsnare 283 points284 points  (13 children)

        Maybe she’s a ghost. A pesky, Karen ghost

        [–][deleted] 185 points186 points  (7 children)

        You're gonna get polterkarens in a building like that. Generally if you have a seance with the manager they'll go away but in extreme cases you'll need to put out a bottle of wine as an offering.

        [–]deepsnare 38 points39 points  (1 child)

        And maybe a Xanax bar to sweeten the deal

        [–]incog_nico 356 points357 points  (4 children)

        “I live here and know everyone. Who are you? What unit do you live in?”

        [–]Mookyhands 85 points86 points  (2 children)


        ".. 202 where?"

        [–]Shadow942 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        Alabama. Because the the intercom just calls people wherever. Seriously, I facepalmed when she asked that.

        [–]FESTERING_CUNT_JUICE 124 points125 points  (3 children)

        now please, allow me to take the food up for you

        [–]Le_German_Face 158 points159 points  (3 children)

        Hobo successfully completed a scam to get into the building.

        [–]OHNOPOOPIES 51 points52 points  (0 children)

        Ya she was way too quick to jump in the doorway when it opened.

        [–]R-Zade 54 points55 points  (1 child)

        she was also going to successfully steal the food.

        [–]Rambo_One2 32 points33 points  (0 children)

        And then when she tries to use the door phone she says "Okay, how do I do this...", implying that she is indeed not as familiar with the building as she claims.

        [–]brassninja 24 points25 points  (0 children)

        Better she doesn’t fucking live there and has probably been removed from the property before.

        [–]rosanna4 7108 points7109 points  (105 children)

        Bet that lady didn’t even live there. She didn’t buzz herself in? Waited for door to open and got in.

        [–]kejigoto 5604 points5605 points  (38 children)

        "I've lived here for over seven years asshole! Now how do I do this? Press pound?"

        She didn't live there. Woman was a fucking freak.

        [–]IKnowUThinkSo 1201 points1202 points  (13 children)

        I don’t know why, but I heard that in Mallory Archer’s voice.

        “How do I activate the security system? Pound Pound Six, Pound Five Three?”

        “You’re pressing Star.”

        [–]kejigoto 424 points425 points  (9 children)

        Malory: What in the hell is causing all that noise?

        Cyril: It's the alarm that only the administrator has the code for.

        Malory: Well then why doesn't someone get the administrator to put in the code and turn it off?!

        Cyril: Because you're the administrator and didn't trust uh... ethnic cleaning staff with it.

        Malory: Swirls her drink clinking the ice around

        Cyril: You do remember the code right?

        Malory: Of course I remember the code! I'm just having trouble concentrating with all the noise going on!

        Cyril: So then can you turn it off?

        Malory: Can you turn it off?

        Cyril: Turn what off?

        Malory: You!




        Malory: How do I de-activate this again? Press pound? And then was it eight? Six...

        Pam: Seven five three oh nine!!

        Malory: I can't think like this!!

        [–]tachibana_ryu 104 points105 points  (4 children)

        I have seen this scene so many times I even read it in their voices now ahahaha.

        [–]inarius2024 99 points100 points  (11 children)

        Wow this feels like a big revelation to me. I didn't think of that but you could be right. I kinda wonder if she might have dementia and forgotten where she lives. Some people with memory loss get pissed off about it and project their anger or act suspicious of other people.

        [–]itsallicing 21 points22 points  (1 child)

        At end right before Jordan walks away the crazy woman says to Paul, “ and why haven’t I met you?” She clearly stated she knows everyone in the building.

        [–]SirQwacksAlot 548 points549 points  (39 children)

        Pretty sure she was legitimately actually crazy.

        [–]PhillyFansAre2Ply 145 points146 points  (10 children)

        Yeah video was pretty sad, I don't like to excuse racism with mental illness but this lady genuinely seemed to be suffering from some sort of dementia. Like she asked the guy where do you live, and he was like "212" and then she asked where's that? Maybe she lived there at some point and escaped from care and ended up where she used to live, who knows. Either way this woman seemed a little crazier than the average racist Karen.

        [–]BrandNewWeek 176 points177 points  (22 children)

        I think she wanted to steal the food and was willing to make someone else's life hell to get it

        [–]Dolt-Dragoman 312 points313 points  (21 children)

        Eh, I think she's legitimately mentally ill and doesn't even know where she is. She openly doesn't understand the door number the person gives on the intercom. That's not selling an act. That's a demented person struggling to make sense of things.

        [–]Cruciblelfg123 117 points118 points  (3 children)

        I always just watch for the stream of consciousness rambling. Like when every sentence bleeds into the next and they’ll just make up events or facts to suit the most current narrative. I think the biggest tell was the random tangent about her son and how the delivery guy is like her son and does he play ball too. Like it was just verbal diarrhea completely detached from reality

        [–]Kitnado 44 points45 points  (3 children)

        100% dementia. Maybe Alzheimer's.

        [–]FESTERING_CUNT_JUICE 509 points510 points  (5 children)

        of course she doesnt live there, thats why she was asking to take the food up to the customer. what are the chances that food would have made it?

        [–]reddit_crunch 202 points203 points  (4 children)

        lives? no. haunts? yes.

        [–]They_Are_Wrong 166 points167 points  (6 children)

        It's like a shitty version of Shutter Island.

        She finally realizes that she does not indeed live there anymore. She comes to terms with it and Paul is proud of himself for helping her see it.

        Then, when he asks her if she wants to go home, she glares at him and says, "I live here Paul, I know everyone here... Except you. Do you have a door code?"

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          [–]thermal_shock 1384 points1385 points  (50 children)

          He probably has the food delivered because he has a hard time getting up and down the stairs or whatever then this bitch blocks it

          [–]BeingMrSmite 1170 points1171 points  (39 children)

          Or he’s high. I would have died if this happened when I was high.

          [–]spacemannspliff 750 points751 points  (14 children)

          Paul appears to have ordered like 8 bowls of soup, so this theory has some weight to it.

          [–]amidon1130 190 points191 points  (9 children)

          Nah dude that’s California chicken cafe, an amazing chicken spot. The bowls are steamed sweet potatoes I think.

          [–]peppermintpattymills 97 points98 points  (3 children)

          lmfao how could you tell what food was being delivered?

          [–]amidon1130 47 points48 points  (0 children)

          I work as a production assistant and I’ve gone to that restaurant so many times to pick up an order for the crew. I recognize the bag and the receipt.

          [–]License2grill 26 points27 points  (0 children)

          Thanks for the laugh

          [–]buhrooked 343 points344 points  (26 children)

          Right!? “Dude! PAUL! Just come downstairs to pick up your bag of soups!!!”

          [–]jansipper 177 points178 points  (21 children)

          I was getting pretty irritated that Paul didn’t get his ass down there after the first call to stand up for his delivery driver!

          [–]Wittle_bb 46 points47 points  (0 children)

          This made me laugh

          [–]pingpongwoo 128 points129 points  (0 children)

          And defend your delivery guy against crackhead Karen.

          [–]ScevytheSkiMask 2661 points2662 points  (40 children)

          ...did she seriously tell the guy in his own apartment to get out of the building because he didnt live there?


          [–]BigShoots 826 points827 points  (0 children)

          I forget if it was right before or right after she called him "ASSHOLE."

          "Yeah sure, I trust you with my food, bring it on up please!"

          [–]SirQwacksAlot 285 points286 points  (14 children)

          I think she's most likely a crazy homeless person

          [–]Devilsdance 134 points135 points  (0 children)

          This was my impression as well. She was definitely mentally unwell to say the least.

          [–]FireFlinger 5151 points5152 points  (73 children)

          She wants the other tenant out of "her" building because they're having food delivered? I hope the person who ordered the food has a word with the building management about her.

          [–]BigShoots 2596 points2597 points  (47 children)

          I really question whether she lives there. I think she might have lived there, but wonder if she is currently allowed in the building. She seemed to have an old code to get in that wasn't working.

          [–]xximcmxci 1169 points1170 points  (17 children)

          she did say "oh wow they took me off the directory but i live here!"

          [–]TWK128 428 points429 points  (14 children)


          Would have been funny for him to flip that line on her. "You don't belong in this building, lady."

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            [–]TWK128 100 points101 points  (11 children)

            Would've been great for him to call the cops. Unlike her, they've heard of Postmates, so at that point he'd have every right to be there, but they might question if she does.

            [–]CSS-SeniorProgrammer 438 points439 points  (9 children)

            Bet she got evicted for been fucking nuts.

            [–]tomdarch 56 points57 points  (4 children)

            She's probably right at that edge in most of the buildings she has lived in. But you know damn well the building management know her, and discuss her by first name.

            [–]Em42 327 points328 points  (4 children)

            It looked like they were having words as the delivery guy was leaving. Too bad he didn't stay to film them, I'm sure some unpleasantries were exchanged.

            [–]3_Slice 214 points215 points  (2 children)

            Can’t blame the guy for wanting to gtfo of there

            [–]scottyb83 38 points39 points  (1 child)

            I would want to give that footage to the building management. I know that's not his job or anything but if this is how this lady is acting when people are trying to deliver some food it needs to be dealt with.

            [–]JawnWilson 264 points265 points  (1 child)

            the fact that the building may have removed her from the directory leads me to believe that she has been an issue before

            [–]snarky_spice 193 points194 points  (0 children)

            And her saying “everyone knows me,” yeah I bet they do lady, they know you as the crazy lady to avoid in the lobby.

            [–]Nextasy 74 points75 points  (8 children)

            One crazy lady outside. Says they had to take her name of the directory. Pointing at random neighbours walking by claiming she knows them.

            Another lady inside, upstairs, who ordered food to the building and is speaking to her over the intercom from inside the building.

            And the crazy one has the audacity to claim that obviously she lives there, and the lady on the intercom doesnt lol

            [–]Theodore_Blunderbuss 14.2k points14.2k points  (689 children)

            That's a terrible thing to have to go through. Dude was way more patient then i would have been.

            [–]KevinFederlineFan69 7775 points7776 points  (257 children)

            I delivered pizzas for years. There was this one house that I just dreaded going to. It was a tiny little house, and they had a tiny little dog, and the dog shit all over the floor. It was just everywhere. The woman who lived there was absolutely nuts. She shouted at the kid on the phone who took her order, she shouted at me, and I'd hand her the pizza and she'd shout that I probably fucked it up. It'd be right and she'd say "well, okay then" and she'd give me a $15 tip.

            Come to find out, I was the only one who would go there. None of the other pizza places in town would deliver to her, and none of the other people at my Hungry Howies would deliver there.

            That's when I learned that my price for allowing myself to be shouted at was $15.

            After I had been there a year, she stopped calling. Then the house was bulldozed. Now there's a pizza place where she used to live. And it's shitty.

            [–]da_choppa 3089 points3090 points  (57 children)

            Circle of life

            [–][deleted] 870 points871 points  (92 children)

            she ate so much pizza that when she died she sprouted a pizza place

            [–]KevinFederlineFan69 290 points291 points  (83 children)

            When this happened, I lived in Metro Detroit and it was the late 90s-early 00s. And I had a "RED WINGS SUCK!!!" bumper sticker. Wore my Avs hat instead of my work hat, and often delivered to Wings players. One time, I was supposed to deliver a pizza to Pat Verbeek. I got there and a kid answered the door. The kid said "hey Pat, the pizza's here." The guy comes to the door and says "Pat, grab my wallet." I thought it was really weird that they called each other by their first names, but whatever. Verbeek kind of shook his head when he saw my hat, but tipped me $5.

            Years later, I was reading about Patrick Kane and come to find out he went to live with Pat Verbeek so he could play for Honeybaked while Verbeek was with the Wings. So that was fucking Patrick Kane who answered the door that day.

            I remember they got pineapple on their pizza. Fucking nasty.

            [–]mikeebsc74 163 points164 points  (7 children)

            Delivering pizza is amazingly fun.

            I remember we took an order for a seemingly local address in my city, Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. I knew the roads well, so didn’t need GPS. Turn down the street..no address matches. There were only 5 or 6 houses on the street. Called the customer..young girl..she’s telling me she’s on the porch looking for me. I cruise the street again, nothing.

            After about 5 minutes of trying to figure out if she had the right street, we figured out she was in Texas. Oops..lol

            [–]ArtemisBrauronia 213 points214 points  (55 children)

            I’ve figured out the pineapple thing. Skip Hawaiian, bc the tomato paste is fucking nasty with pineapple, and whack it on a Meatlovers. The tiny hint of sweetness is really nice.

            I argued for years that pineapple didn’t belong on my pizza, now I know I was just doing it wrong 😂

            edit: Cheers for the gold! I hope that others can benefit from my little pizza hack, it mainly comes down to having BBQ sauce base I think.

            [–]danny_man 17 points18 points  (15 children)

            YES! I get double pepperoni with pineapple, I love it so much

            [–]iratemonkeybear 136 points137 points  (11 children)

            Held to an unfair higher standard for sure. I just waiting for the person who ordered to come down and help this poor guy out and report this woman to management.

            [–]FredFiveGuys 148 points149 points  (10 children)

            How do you not come to the door immediately after you realize there's a problem with your delivery guy entering the building?

            That angered me more than it should.


            Right? What was she thinking? 'I'm sure the delivery boy will figure this out, I'll just sit down.'

            [–]jfrijoles 50 points51 points  (0 children)

            Im soo glad someone else picked up on that. I wait outside when i get a delivery cause i feel bad making them look for my house. dude literally had to buzz twice and the second time 212 is like "should i come down?" yes?? obviously??

            [–]cangar90 87 points88 points  (21 children)

            I hope he received a great tip. He more than earned it!

            [–]pleaseletthisnamenot 148 points149 points  (19 children)

            Not likely, Paul actually had to ask if he should come down. Not a very aware guy. That lady stressed me out so bad I am going to buy a tall can to relax

            [–]ArchieBellTitanUp 86 points87 points  (12 children)

            Paul was very aware. He wanted to avoid having to meet this neighbor.

            [–]Tragondree33 2286 points2287 points  (37 children)

            She looks like a Ghoul from Fallout 3

            [–]BrandonCries 465 points466 points  (1 child)

            She looks like a ghoul in general

            [–]OptimusFoo 315 points316 points  (5 children)

            What are you looking at, Smoothskin?

            [–]Mn0x1d3 81 points82 points  (3 children)

            [shoot him in the face]

            [–]pud_009 62 points63 points  (2 children)

            [Everyone liked that.]

            [–]ArtfullyStupid 34 points35 points  (1 child)

            Why do ghouls got to be racist against smooth skins

            [–]UnTitanicableIceberg 93 points94 points  (4 children)

            Her skin reminds me of a dried apricot.

            [–]thinkB4WeSpeak 42 points43 points  (1 child)

            It makes sense now, she won't let these regular people into Tenpenny Tower because the ghouls took over now.

            [–]Mal3114 1407 points1408 points  (76 children)

            Okay, I work in the behavioral memory care unit of a nursing home and it 100% seems like this woman is in the early stages of dementia. This is exactly how my patients argue and hold themselves.

            [–]sallysallers 504 points505 points  (37 children)

            Don't patients also try and go back to places they used to live in?

            [–]Fey_fox 266 points267 points  (14 children)

            My friend’s mom tried to do that more than once when she got a brain disease that gave her similar symptoms to Alzheimer’s. Her husband didn’t want to stop giving her care. It took her running outside in the middle of the night in nothing but a nightgown while it was below freezing for him to realize he was in over his head and she needed 24-7 care. She got confused to where she was and was trying to find her way back to her childhood home.

            [–]Andre4kthegreengiant 104 points105 points  (2 children)

            My grandfather pointed at my grandmother & asked me "who is that lady" after 53 years of marriage. Some days taking care of them in their last year's really made your heart hurt.

            [–]Sellfish86 28 points29 points  (9 children)

            I also once found our elderly neighbor in the street lying face down in the snow at night, wearing nothing but her nightgown. She wandered out and apparently couldn't find her way back. Few houses further she slipped and fell...

            If I hadn't come back from a friend at the time, she would have been dead a few hours or even minutes later. Dementia and Alzheimer's are no joke.

            [–]inthedarktheresnolit 2490 points2491 points  (157 children)

            She couldn't decide if she hated him or she wanted to have a conversation with him. Mental illness is a very sad thing.

            [–]cyraxible 964 points965 points  (47 children)

            I know this woman. She used to be a regular at a place I work at. She was not always like this, I hadn’t seen her in months and she came in the other day acting like she was on drugs. This is a person going through a mental health crisis.

            [–][deleted] 328 points329 points  (31 children)

            Yeah this isn't typical Karen crazy. I wonder if maybe she was medicated but is now off them. Looks like someone having an episode. I actually hope she gets some help. She might run across a person with way less patience than this guy.

            [–]hkpp 1511 points1512 points  (115 children)

            She's clearly not on the right meds. She reminds me of my cousin's bipolar mother.

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              [–]Durendal_et_Joyeuse 243 points244 points  (7 children)

              It’s like when a Skyrim character randomly stops attacking you and reverts back to its normal dialogue

              [–][deleted] 322 points323 points  (8 children)

              Agreed. She is very mentally unwell.

              [–][deleted] 189 points190 points  (8 children)

              Agreed, at first she just seems like an asshole. But when you watch the video longer she definitely seems more paranoid schizophrenic. Probably not even a tenant of the building.

              [–]Hitler__Official 53 points54 points  (0 children)

              The way she spontaneously comes up with clearly ridiculous ideas that she implies are common sense reminds me a lot of my schizophrenic aunt

              [–]chanrah14 550 points551 points  (2 children)

              Great patience and skill dealing with this insane woman. Kudos to the dude in the video.

              [–]Bhor27 327 points328 points  (15 children)

              This is the nightmare of everyone who has ever gotten stoned and ordered delivery

              [–]vex91 738 points739 points  (39 children)

              "I'm a black man" "I don't care if he's a purple man" mental health issues and/or potential racism aside, that made me laugh pretty hard

              [–]B-BoyStance 160 points161 points  (3 children)

              Me too. That lady is batshit, but I'm sorry to say some of the batshit things she says are fucking hilarious.

              [–]fannyflambo 185 points186 points  (9 children)

              This looks like mental illness. One of the really spicy ones.

              [–]deadbassist 78 points79 points  (15 children)

              Anyone wanna help out a deaf person? I have no idea what’s going on :/

              [–]TrainerDiotima 110 points111 points  (2 children)

              L: Lady P: Postmates Dude C: Customer

              P: Okay, so you're not going to let me in to deliver this food

              L: I'm glad I was here. I don't buzz people in.

              P: I have the number

              L: Yeah we don't like (???)

              P: I mean I'm just...

              L: Don't point that shit at me

              P: I have food I'm trying to

              L: Don't point that fucking shit at me

              P: I have food I have to deliver to somebody

              L: Don't deliver anything here, we don't want your delivery, we don't want you to deliver here

              P: You didn't get the food!

              L: We don't want you, I don't want you here, I don't want you here at all


              C(over intercom): Hello?

              P:Excuse me Paul, there's a woman, like at the door... My name is Jordan with

              L: Who is this!? Who is this? Who is this?

              P: Excuse me can you back up

              I'm sorry dude. I tried. Half of that is all being said at the same time. This shit is stirring up memories of dealing with someone living with me who had some serious mental health issues. This lady has something SERIOUSLY wrong that needs help. I'm giving up 36 seconds in. I couldn't even get to the part where she's asking the person over the intercom what building their apartment is in, claims she knows every person who lives in the building, tells the customer on the other end of the intercom they don't belong there, points to some rando walking by on the street and claims they live there...

              [–]deadbassist 34 points35 points  (1 child)

              Thank you so much !!

              [–]dead_finger 236 points237 points  (18 children)

              Its funny to me how that lady was switching from being aggressive and racist to low key small talking with the guy.

              " You don't belong here "


              " You're my son's age, do you play ball? "

              [–]Watchakow 92 points93 points  (1 child)

              Like an NPC switching between ambient lines and aggressive lines

              Do you get to the cloud district very often?

              [–]rockpuma 96 points97 points  (3 children)

              This looks like dementia to me. Confusion mixed with anger are obvious signs. Also the ease in which she switches subjects. My guess is she used to live there, but has been in a care facility for some time. Somehow she got out and “went back home”. She remembered she used to have a name tag on the intercom, but it was gone. She also did not appear to know how to use the intercom, and her keys weren’t helping her inside at all as well.

              This happened in my neighborhood a year or so ago. We were out for a walk and an old woman came up to us saying she couldn’t find her house. She said the address was right, but it didn’t look like her house. We asked some neighbors and they said they remembered an old woman living there once, but she had been taken to an assisted living facility 10 years ago. We asked her if she knew what year it was. She didn’t. We asked her if she knew who the President of the United States was and she said “No, but I know he is a doofus”! Really narrowed it down for us there. Eventually a mental health crisis team showed up and took it from there.

              [–]ablimpintheuniverse 89 points90 points  (1 child)

              This is a fucking nightmare, Jesus Christ

              [–]CantEatCatsKevin 88 points89 points  (6 children)

              Did the lady get in?!? I hope Paul didn’t let her in. She clearly doesn’t have a way to get into the building.

              [–]Schweddy_Bewbs 423 points424 points  (31 children)

              Dementia and racism. Poor Postmates dude, he was a calm and respectful guy who didn't deserve that.

              [–]Tythereptileguy 245 points246 points  (8 children)

              I feel bad for Paul

              [–]mlegron 184 points185 points  (7 children)

              I feel bad for everyone here. Paul is inconvienced, the grub hub guy is harassed, the women is clearly mentally ill. all around awful situation

              [–]r2b2ct 97 points98 points  (3 children)

              I'm a little split on this one because on one hand she is giving this dude a hard time and it does seem racially motivated, but on the other hand she is clearly mentally unsound. It doesn't even seem as if she lives there. She doesn't know how to use the buzzer and claims that they took her name out of the directory. Maybe she lived there before and forgot that she moved.

              [–]melodypowers 62 points63 points  (1 child)

              I agree completely.

              Everything about her screams dementia patient. Now, she may also be racist. But the way she is dressed, the way her sentences jump around, how gaunt she looks are.all signs of dementia.

              [–]NihiloZero 26 points27 points  (0 children)

              She also just doesn't seem to grasp the very simple and obvious fact that he's actually a delivery driver who is delivering the food which he's holding in his hands. And then she doesn't give up when the person he's buzzing answers the com... yeah, she's not all there.

              Edit: And she kept talking about how he didn't live there long after it was established that he was merely delivering food.

              [–]IrishinManhattan617 110 points111 points  (21 children)

              Is she racist? Likely.

              Does she suffer from a mental disorder? Almost certainly.

              [–]randomreddittag 110 points111 points  (15 children)

              Another day, another clearly mentally ill American woman in need of treatment.

              [–]emveetu 221 points222 points  (6 children)

              I don't think she lived there. She got in though. I don't know if she is an evil genius or out of her ever-hatin' racist mind.

              [–]SpaceCadetVA 79 points80 points  (1 child)

              I have to wonder if part of her issues is memory impairment. The crazy lady I bought my first home from (gated condo) tried to come in a year later, code had been changed, because she wanted some mail she had them send to my address. She sounded just like this, like she used to live here but doesn’t anymore and can’t remember that.

              [–]Hellkyte 31 points32 points  (0 children)

              Playing the long game

              [–]fox3-23 119 points120 points  (15 children)

              Racist demented woman right there. I'd tip 100% of my delivery to this guy for pain and suffering.