Are you looking for the best chemistry pick up lines? Then look no further as we have the largest collection of ready-to-use examples for verbal as well as electronic communication.

Because this list is extensive, we have decided to categorize these into two main groups:

  • Dirty lines
  • Cute lines

Although these may not be as effective as others, they are extremely funny.

Dirty Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “Let’s meet up… You bring your beaker, and I’ll bring my stirring rod.”

2. “If you were Graphite, I’d be Electron so I can travel freely through your sheets.”

3. “Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt.”

4. “You light up my bunsen.”

5. “I get a charge just from bonding with you.”

6. “Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second… Mind if I join in?”

7. “I’m positive, you’re negative, let’s get together and make a compound.”

8. “Baby you give my electrons a positive charge!”

9. “I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.”

10. “I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.”

11. “Like roleplay? I’ll be the nucleophile, if you’ll be the electrophile.”

12. “Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.”

13. “Lets go to the lab and see if we can start a fire in that bunsen.”

14. “Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It’s nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.”

15. “I bet you’re like Calcium Bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!”

16. “Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.”

17. “If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so I could get in you and explode.”

18. [To a scientist] “Hey, can I put my Bunsen In your air-hole?”

19. “Your lab or mine?”

20. “Would you like me to grind my pestle into your mortar?”

21. “I am like calcium bicarbonate. If you get me wet, you will see an explosive reaction.”

22. “I could really see myself periodically doing you on a table.”

23. “You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron.”

24. “I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?”

25. “Chem students do it on the table periodically.”

26. “Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.”

27. “You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.”

28. “You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together!”

29. “Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just our bond that is forming?”

30. “We have great chemistry, lets do some biology.”

31. “You must be hydrochloric acid because you are making my limestone fizz.”

32. “Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.”

33. “Let’s be lab partners together. Do you want me to put my stirring rod in your beaker?”

34. “Baby you just turned my bronze into iron!”

Cute Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Choose One From Examples Below

1. “Hey baby. I got my ion you.”

2. “You’re my hydrogen [number #1]!

3. “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.”

4. “You’re hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.”

5. “Hey girl, wanna be my lab partner?”

6. “You’re the center of my nucleus.”

7. “Do you have 11 protons? ‘Coz you’re Sodium fine!”

8. “You’re the proton to my electron.”

9. “Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Coz you are F-I-Ne!”

10. “Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.”

11. “Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?”

12. “My name is Bond. Covalent Bond.”

13. “Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful!”

14. “I’m more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron!”

15. “We’re like a galvanic cell. All that electricity flowing between us…”

16. “Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?”

17. “My favorite element must be uranium, because I love U.”

18. “I think that you just lost an electron because you are positively attractive.”

19. “You are the sodium to my chloride.”

20. “You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere…”

21. “Are you into chemistry? Because I LAB you!”

22. “You are making my atomic number rise.”

23. “You must be hydrogen because I am really feeling like there is a bond here.”

24. “You look so familiar, did we take a class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.”

25. “You’re such a Bohr. You need a shot of Flourine-Uranium-Nitrogen (FUN).”

26. “I have recently discovered a very rare element called Beautium. I looks like you are made of it.”

27. “I’m Magnesium and you’re my oxygen. I light up when I’m with you.”

28. “You must be my conjugate base because we seem to have a lot in common.”

29. “Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?”

30. “I feel a chemical bond between us!”

31. “I think that you and I could keep each other in check like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238.”

32. “You must be copper because I always CU in my dreams.”

33. “If I could make my own periodic table then you would be number one.”

34. “Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.”

35. “If we were together, you and I would be explosive like caesium.”

36. “Your PH must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.”

37. “You’re such a perfect arrangement of atoms.”

38. “You can feel free to hydrolyze me whenever you want.”

39. “I don’t know why, but my instinct is telling me that we Argon get together.”


41. “You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.”

42. “You must have 11 protons, because you’re SODIUM cute!”

43. “You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.”

44. “I am a chemist. Do you want to let me experiment with you?”

45. “You must have a charge because I am finding myself feeling very attracted to you.”

46. “Excuse me, have you lost an electron? Because you are positively attractive!”

47. “Are you on the periodic table? ‘Cause you are SODIUM fine!”

48. “You are so hot that you have a tendency to make my lab goggles get all foggy.”

49. “If I was a Bunsen burner, I would let you light my flame.”

50. “U + I = 145, Uranium is 92 and I is 53, because we got chemistry.”

51. “The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.”

52. “You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.”

53. “Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are F-I-Ne!”

54. “You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!”

55. “Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon? Because you are the O-Ne.”

56. “Girl are you a charged atom? Because I’ve got my ion you.”

57. “If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.”

58. “I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?”


60. “Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element!”

61. “You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.”

62. “You are like a proton in my core. Without you I could never be the same.”

63. “Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?”

64. “If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive!”

65. “Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.”

66. “You must be a positive ion, and I’m a negative ion. Because I feel an attraction between us.”

67. “Are you made of Selenium and Xenon? Because you are Se-Xe!”