Of The Influencer, The Influence and The World Wide Web


There’s a new term thats been used and abused in this age of the World Wide Web thats the Social Media Influencer also known as the influencer for short.

Influencer marketing

Influencer marketing is basically when corporates and their brands leverage the influence of people with a large reach to get to their target market.

Influencers used to be mostly celebrities, with companies getting falling over backwards to get endorsement deals from the superstars, but with the rise of social media usage influencers are people usually the people with huge social media presence.

Social Media Influencer

Couple this with the “quest for likes” culture on social media and it gives rise to a breed of people who not only want to get lots of likes, views and retweets on their social accounts they also want to have loads of followers and have their content go viral and make money from their reach

How to be an influencer

Diary of an influencer

  • The first step is to have a fairly large number of followers on your social media accounts.
  • Post regularly, especially funny things or controversial topics such as sex, and be a bit of an internet troll making fun of (un)popular opinions.
  • Its OK if you cant come up with original content by yourself you can always copy from smaller “unknown” accounts or “borrow” and translate from other countries.
  • Get a personalised hashtag and have a crew of loyal followers who will have the hashtag in their bios and call themselves #teamsomething and use it to get each other’s attention and make topics easily trend. If someone not in your crew tries to get into your comments ignore them.
  • Now and again, start wars on twitter known as twars when you ridicule esp the smaller twitter accounts when they ask you why you are stealing their tweets without giving them credit, make it a point to point out you and your three followers take a seat.
  • Post pics of yourself in nice places or with famous people and with inspirational or motivational quotes

When your follower count has reached the 4+ digit numbers, unfollow almost everyone and you may or may not announce on your timeline that you are re-evaluating your connections and getting rid of toxic interactions

Change your bio to read:

Influencer | DM for Promos | RTs are not endorsements

If anyone slides into your DM take a screenshot blur out their username (but thats optional) and make fun of them on your TL

Once you have amalgamated everything; congratulations; you may now get yourself a stick with a glove at the end to greet people with because you are now an influencer my fellow digital socialite.

But of course you can be a perfectly decent human being on the internet and still get a decent following of genuine people who love and support the things that you do.

Some will ask why people are obsessed with stats, followers and likes and say things like why have a lot of followers when you can have a few genuine interactions but even if you run from it a key part of humanity is to be accepted, liked even loved and its heady mix. Its also an easy thing to say when you have the numbers by your side; “that the numbers don’t matter simply do you”

Kinda reminds me of someone with loads of money telling me that money cant buy me happiness and I who don’t have it keep thinking maybe its because they don’t know where to shop or at least I want to be rich enough to find out for myself

The World Wide Web turned 30 its come a long way and its got a long way to go

The web is a “mirror of humanity” where “you will see good and bad.”

Tim Berners-Lee

Tim Berners-Lee is the brains behind the creation of of the World Wide Web speaking at a Web@30 Conference


World Wide Web inventor Tim Berners-Lee poses with European Organization for Nuclear Research Director-General Fabiola Gianotti at an event marking 30 years of the World Wide Web

Photo Credit @timberners_lee


    1. You know the old saying, if you cant beat them, then make them laugh well the saying didnt quite go like that, but in my head, it might as well have.
      Thank you for being one of them ^_^

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    1. Hi Gary
      Yep I aint a troll but dont push me, I aint saying I do anything to anyone who gets on my bad side, but check the line where my bad side is and you’ll find no one there thats because I am such a nice guy ^_^
      hahaha do write the rhetorical guide to being a modern day troll for dummies it should be laugh to read.


    1. Making fun of people is mean besides I always ask myself how would I feel if someone did that to me and use that as a governing behaviour


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