Ways To Turn Men Down

by - 5/12/2006 05:38:00 PM

HE: can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money

HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face likeyours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!


SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake


HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?


HE: Your face must turn a few heads!



SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?



HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?


HE: So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.

SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.


SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die


HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your

wildest dreams

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