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Napoleon Bonaparte
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EpicLLOYD as Napoleon Bonaparte
Character Information
Birth name Napoléon Bonaparte
Nickname(s) Napoleon I
The Little Corporal
Born August 15, 1769
Ajaccio, Corsica, France
Died May 5, 1821 (aged 51)
Longwood, Saint Helena
Physical description
Hair Dark Brown
Eyes Brown
Based On
Rap Battle Information
Appeared In Napoleon vs Napoleon
Vs Napoleon Dynamite
Release Date May 18, 2011
Votes on Website 66%
Location(s) Brown Paper with Writing
Cameo Appearance
Cameo Information
Appeared In Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD
During First Verse of EpicLLOYD
Sacrebleu! T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!
— Napoleon Bonaparte

Napoleon Bonaparte battled Napoleon Dynamite in Napoleon vs Napoleon and made a cameo in Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD. He was portrayed by EpicLLOYD.

Information on the Rapper[]

Napoleon Bonaparte (August 15, 1769 – May 5, 1821), sometimes referred to as Napoleon I, was a French military and political leader during the latter stages of the French Revolution. He overthrew the French Directory in 1799 and established the French Consulate, which paved the path to make him emperor. As commander in chief of the French Army, he quickly conquered much of Germany and Italy, after which he created numerous puppet states. However, his success took a turn for the worse after he invaded Spain and Russia and was exiled to Elba in 1814. He miraculously returned in 1815 and started the Hundred Days campaign but was again exiled, this time to St. Helena, where he died.

ERBoH Bio[]

Bonjour! Je suis Napoleon Bonaparte, emperor of France! I started problems with every major European power and they eventually declared war upon me. I was such a bastard to them they named the war after me, the Napoleonic Wars! In fact, people named a lot of things after me that made me look bad. The Napoleon Complex is when somebody feels inferior because they're short. But I wasn't even that short! 5'6" isn't that bad! People were always trying to take me down, Horatio Nelson busted up all but two of my boats, I got kicked out of Russia and got my ass handed to me in Waterloo by some European and Prussian dicks. Eventually people had enough of my bullshit and sent me to prison on Saint Helena island. Sounds great, right? No, it was terrible. Nasty and unhealthy and I eventually died there. My only regret is that I couldn't humiliate and take over just one more country. Oh well, next time!


Verse 1:[]

How dare you address moi, you adolescent worm!

I am French! You are a buck tooth nerd with a perm.

I spit at you harder than Tina the Llama.

Smacking your face till your lips swell up like Lafawnduh's.

Doodle up some friends, you gangly freak show.

Before I toss you over the mountain like the dreams of Uncle Rico!

This bastard's about to see how bad a battle can be.

After this, your buddy Pedro will be voting for me!

Verse 2:[]

Sacrebleu! T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!

I'm going to shove your moon boots straight up your poop shoot!

I'll whip you so bad, they'll make a virgin meringue.

You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang!


  • Bonaparte is the first character to rap a line in a different language than English (French).
  • Napoleon is the first French character to appear in a battle. The second is Joan of Arc.
    • Coincidentally, both of them rapped a line in French.
  • He is the first person to appear after being mentioned, being mentioned in Darth Vader vs Hitler by Darth Vader with the line, "You're a pissed off little prick, with a Napoleon dick."
    • He is also mentioned in Hitler vs Vader 3 with the line, "You dumb motherfucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?".
    • Both times he is mentioned, it is by Darth Vader.
      • This makes Napoleon the only rapper so far to be mentioned both before and after actually appearing in a battle, by the same person, and the second total, after Michael Jackson (albeit indirectly), and technically followed by Adolf Hitler (if each sequel is counted as a new appearance).
  • Napoleon was not short; this is a common misconception.
    • Napoleon Bonaparte's height is listed as 5'6" (the same height as the actor who played him, EpicLLOYD).
  • Napoleon is the second dictator to be used in a battle, the first being Adolf Hitler.
    • Coincidentally, both are played by EpicLLOYD and battled fictional characters played by Nice Peter.
  • He is the first rapper whose title card reads different from the announcer announcing them (being called Napoleon while his title card has his first and last names on it).