Comedian live-tweets strangers’ crumbling marriage.

Waiting on a bus is depressing enough without having to watch two strangers fall awkwardly out love right in front of you. At least we've all learned a valuable lesson here: public transportation ruins lives. Yet, we're still left with all these lingering questions: Who is Danny? Which parent will get custody of Alice? Do they realize they're going to miss that bus? Unfortunately, now that they've vanished into the Field of (Broken) Dreams, we'll never know.