Trump Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

| September 9, 2020

…by Norwegian official, citing Israel-UAE peace deal

Nomination was submitted by Christian Tybring-Gjedde, a member of the Norwegian Parliament
By Jon Decker





Nominated for actually accomplishing a Prize-worthy Middle East peace negotiation, imagine that. Read the entire article here: Fox News

Category: International Affairs, Trump!

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  1. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I think I hear moonbat heads popping like firecrackers on the 4th of July!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Stop the presses at the NYT…

    • Roh-Dog says:

      Why? So they can do some of that “hard-hitting journolisming”,“investigating” the Nobel Prize Committee and its ties to “Huwyte Supreeeeemsea”…
      The NYT, home of the 1619 project, and all the race animus sewers therein, can f**k right off.
      Everyday NYT moves closer to obsolescence, that fact motivates me to outlast those PoS.

      • Hack Stone says:

        Don’t forget The New York Times award winning articles concerning the non genocide in The Ukraine back in the 1930’s.

      • Anonymous says:

        True, the Millennial “journalists” there can hardly break from tweeting they’re” published” because they sh*tposted something on Facebook to notice anyway.

  3. Ret_25X says:

    actually doing something to create a framework for international cooperation in SWA seems something worthy of the award except for the history of the thing which appears to reward the appearance of peace, not actual peace as so many of the recipients are those who were the problem–like Arafat, Annan, or even Woodrow Wilson…

    The Nobel Peace Prize has always been an inside joke among the “in crowd” of international politics.

    If I were the President, I would make sure that the Israeli and UAE leaders were nominated and keep my name off of it.

  4. Sapper3307 says:

    Lars are you O.K?
    Use your Life Alert button if needed.

    • rgr769 says:

      He has likely fallen and he can’t get up. Cuz this news is definitely stroke inducing for extreme Progs like the commie cuttlefish.

  5. Sapper3307 says:

    Lars are you O.K?
    Use your Life Alert button if needed.
    Operators are standing by.

    • Roh-Dog says:

      Hopefully he (xe?) ods on phytoestrogens while drinking the pain away from all the White Russians made with soy milk.
      Remember f*cko, ice is made with power from hydrocarbons so electricity is Caucasian, hereto-normative, colonization, patriarchy… or something.

  6. Hack Stone says:

    Maybe Barrack Obama can score another Nobel by bringing peace to an area that has seen nothing but death, destruction and abject misery for over a century. Of course, that area would be Chicago Illinois. They sure could use a Community Organizer right about now.

  7. FuzeVT says:

    If he wins, will Barack protest by throwing his medal over the fence at the White House?

  8. Hack Stone says:

    Anyone have video of Hillary Clinton opening her newspaper this morning and reading that Donald Trump has been nominated for The Nobel Peace Prize? Looks like Bill will be stepping out for a pack of cigarettes, and you know how the rest of that goes.

    • Hondo says:

      I’d pay damn good money to see that.

      • Hack Stone says:

        Found it. BTW, Hillary is looking better in this video. She must have gone to Nancy Pelosi’s beauty salon.

        • Anonymous says:

          It was more like “meh” and then turned the page. He was nominated by the same right wing crank who nominated him last year. 318 people and organizations were nominated last year. His chance of winning is about the same as the odds of him going through a day without lying: 0.

          I promise you, Hillary Clinton, like all those who knows how the nomination process actually works, doesn’t give a shit. The idea that you think liberals are rending garments over this is hysterical.

    • Sapper3307 says:

      She is gonna beat up bill, if he is even in the country.

    • Combat Historian says:

      Hilly thought she was gonna win the Nobel Peace Prize for bringing “peace” to Libya in 2011. The place then turned into Mogadishu by the Med, where black African immigrants passing through are captured and enslaved and sold in slave markets to rich Arabs from the Gulf. Nice going there, Hilly…

  9. 26Limabeans says:

    On the other hand we have this going on:

    Talk about exploding heads…

  10. 11B-Mailclerk says:


    I hope he wins, just to see all the ‘splody heads.

  11. 5th/77th FA says:

    Welp, JEF got one for winning an election against a non-opponent, so why wouldn’t The Donald and the other parties involved be given one for actually promoting… know…PEACE?

    Or is the fact that so many Nobel Peace Prizes have been awarded for Peace in the Middle East that they have none left? Who else besides Jimmuh, Yessir AriFat, and Menyakhim Beggan has been awarded one. It must be a gimme to be awarded, unlike the EARNING of the TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread FIRST, which, as you ALL know, must be EARNED.

    Are there any videos of the heads going all ‘splody? Those would be as enjoyable as the Pantyfa Hot Foot Dance.

  12. Commissar says:

    This is absurd.

    He is not getting the price prize.

    The guy that nominated him is a right wing crackpot with zero credibility. Most especially with the Nobel committee who knows he is a fucking fascist. .

    Carter did not get the Nobel prize for helping broker normalized relations between Israel and Egypt.

    Clinton did not get a Nobel prize for helping broker normalized relations between Israel and Jordan.

    Nobody’s head is exploding over this, libs just rolled their eyes at the absurdity of the nomination and shrugged.

    As for his “accomplishment”; UAE and Israel have had good relations for years. They have long-standing economic ties, long standing shared security interests, established amicable political agreements and cooperation, and have had de-facto normalized relations for years. None of that has changed, Officially “normalizing” relations was inevitable.

    Both Netanyahu and a Trump needed wins to cling to power to avoid prosecutions waiting for them when they no longer hold offices that allow them to delay and obstruct efforts to hold them accountable for their criminal behavior.

    Trump has long standing and extremely corrupt ties to UAE and Saudi Leaders. Now he can leverage US resources and policies in his corrupt favor trades with them. The Trumps have been corruptly accepting millions in cash from them through Trump organization and Kushner Businesses. In exchange for policy favors he has granted UAE and Saudi Arabia. Notice how near there UAE and Saudi Arabia were part of any of a Trump’s travel bans targeting Muslim countries despite the fact that they are both >90% Muslim and 17 of 19 9/11 hijackers came for Saudi Arabia and UAE.

    This “deal” was just another corrupt favor trade in a long line of corrupt trades.

    The international community essentially responded the same way to this “peace deal” as libs did to the Nobel prize nomination; rolled their eyes and shrugged.

    Because this deal does nothing to actually move the region closer to peace. In fact it just further entrenches a status quo that hinders the actual agreements needed for a peace plan to move forward.

    It increases tensions with Iran, Which is fine, I guess, since everyone hates Iran. But no middle each peace agreement will be successful if all it does it increase the likelihood of a conflict between Arab states and Iran.

    It also screws over Palestinians. A lasting peace deal is not possible as long as the Palestinian conflict continues.

    It was a political favor trade during an election year.

    And when Trump is out of office the grown up will go back to the table and continue the long slow drunken walk toward an actual peace deal.

    Adolf Hitler was nominated for the peace prize in 1939. It was an intentionally ironic nomination intended to ridicule Hitler for his fascism. The letter nominating him was satirically written as a political act.

    The nomination of Trump was also a political act. And also a joke. The only difference is the dipshit submitting the nomination was not in on the joke this time.

    • OldManchu says:

      “Nobody’s head is exploding over this…”

      I know of one for sure.

    • The Other Whitey says:

      Absurd…kinda like Obama getting it while actively bombing, like, seven different countries. And what did he get it for, besides being (kind of) black?

      By the way, Lars, what’s a “price prize?” Do you get that from Bob Barker?

    • ArmyATC says:

      “Carter did not get the Nobel prize…Clinton did not get a Nobel prize…Adolf Hitler was nominated for the peace prize in 1939.”

      And Obama was nominated and awarded the prize for doing…nothing. Yeah, you’re right. The Nobel is a joke.

    • Hate_me says:

      You’re batting about .400 in your assessment of UAE and it’s relations with either the US/Trumps or Israel.

      Great stats in baseball, pretty shitty (though, sadly, common) for a Reserve Civil Affairs officer.

      Might wanna verify some of your info there, Chief.

      • Commissar says:

        No. I have it absolutely correct.

        You are just assuming otherwise without checking for yourself.

        • Hate_me says:

          Great rebuttal. For what it’s worth, I was there, fairly recently.

          But continue to believe whatever you like, and never check your premises.

          • Commissar says:

            I know for a fact that you presence there had nothing to do with Israeli-UAE relations because nothing I said is inaccurate and you keep trying to vaguely pretend it was.

            I am not the one that owes the rebuttal. You are. Your original statement that I am batting .400 is the statement that required support. You failed to provide it.

            And given the number of service members that have “been to” UAE it is not much of a rebuttal to claim you have been.

            I have “been there” too.

            • Hate_me says:

              All of the details you are wrong about are readily available via open-source. I will not directly refute any specific details, as I value both my professionalism and my anonymity. Nor do I care to justify my standing in your eyes.

              So you don’t sound like such a tool the next time you try to discuss a complex topic with those with a little more insight, begin with checking your assertion of “de-facto [sic] normalized relations [b/w UAE and Israel] for years…” and work down from there. A little research will go a long way to improving your bullshitting skills.

      • Commissar says:

        UAE and Israeli military have been actively cooperating since the Syrian insurgency in 2011.

        They have been openly cooperating internationally on advocating International Iran security policy that served their shared security interests since 2009. Including joint negotiations with the US.

        They have been cooperating on energy policy since 2010.

        UAE has been using Israeli cyber security and tech firms for years. Including allowing Israeli cyber security p, tech, and medical “research” firms to operate in the UAE. It is unclear how long because it is clear there are intelligence agreements between the two nations that both have been trying hard to keep under the Radar.

    • Hack Stone says:

      It’s an honor just to be nominated.

    • SFC D says:

      I give not a single fuck whether or not Trump is awarded the prize. But I’m loving the way it’s punched your hot button.

    • NHSparky says:

      Methinks the dipshit doth protest too much.

  13. OldManchu says:

    “Nobody’s head is exploding over this…….”

    I know of one for sure.

  14. Hack Stone says:

    Well, that is one more Nobel Peace Prize nomination than Joe Biden or Hillary Clinton ever received. But to give Hillary her props, Donald Trump never introduced legislation to name a United States Post Office, so she has the going for her, which is nice.

    • HtC says:

      We don’t know whether Biden or Clinton were ever nominated. The full list of nominees isn’t released until fifty years after the fact, and there can be hundreds of nominations in a given year.

      All a nomination means is that one person (out of thousands of eligible nominators, including politicians, academics, and Nobel affiliated-people) submitted Trump’s name.

      • 11B-Mailclerk says:

        The Nobel “Peace” Prize has been so debased that I see it as little more than a reminder that few men truly leave a legacy, and that lesser men truly screw up their inheritances.

        The chief value of it for me is the occasional left-spazz moment when an unexpected name pops up. Other than that, meh. They lost me at “Arafat”.

        The Pulitzer is of similar stature. Meh.

  15. Sapper3307 says:

    My non disclosed source at CNN filmed this in the news room.

  16. Sapper3307 says:

    No cure for TDS, looks like a herd immunity will develop in about four (4) years.
    Change my mind.

  17. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    If you had “Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize” on your 2020 Bizarre Bingo Card, did you also have:

    Osama Bin Laden’s Niece

    Endorses Trump

  18. OldManchu says:

    In other news, Joe needs some applesauce to pick his energy level up for the afternoon.