For any of y'all who don't speak Southern, this response generally translates to: "You are such a monumentally smooth brained idiot that I am frankly surprised you are capable of breathing without listening to that one Bush song on repeat. Sweet gods in heaven and earth, someday you will die and the world will instantly become one thousands times more pleasant and intelligent. Just by talking to you i can feel my braincells committing seppuku individually...." or something to that general effect.