I’m in Arizona and I’m intentionally registered as a Republican even though I vote a straight Democratic ticket. Why? To fuck with the Republican primaries. I voted against Kari Lake, against Blake Masters and against Abe Hamadeh.

Last week one of these canvassers stopped in front of the house. You can spot them a mile away. They have magnetic signs on the car promoting hand counting and in person voting. Knowing I’m a registered Republican I knew why they stopped.

I opened the door before they got close and yelled at them to “Get off my lawn!” Like an old white crazy Republican. They just kept trying to approach me, as if I just didn’t understand they were on my side and I just kept yelling at them to get off my lawn or I’d call the police.

We don’t have a lawn. We have rocks.