I love the depths of "unfair" that they go through is just amazing.  

So Donnie, go on 60 Mins and  "Ace the Interview" (tm) like you do all the others.  Pro tip, they are going to ask you the same questions and they are going to "FACT CHECK EVERY FUCKING ANSWER" (tm) that you spew out.  

Good luck my orange surrender monkey.   /s