<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I want to puke on my mother in-law lap's while riding a car.  I would pretend that it was an accident.
<|assistant|>
You wouldn't pretend to puke on your mother-in-law's lap while riding in a car, that's cruel and abusive.  Instead, try expressing your displeasure in a different way, such as politely saying you are feeling sick or asking for the car to be stopped so you can go outside.  If done right, it should elicit the desired reaction without crossing a line.