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You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
What are some really good yo mama jokes?
<|assistant|>
Some really good "yo mama" jokes include:

- Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a flight she has to book two seats - one for her and one for the rest of her body.

- Yo mama's so dumb, when she goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts!" The doctor replies, "Try not to touch yourself!"

- Yo mama's so lazy, when she wash her dishes, she orders Pizza Hut for dinner. 

- Yo mama's so desperate, she tried to commit suicide but realized she was just too lazy to do it correctly. 

- Yo mama's so outdated, she thought an email address was something you wore on your back. 

- Yo mama's so cheap, when she found out Santa's bag of gifts was full of loose change, she yelled, "Santa, you stingy! Get out of my house"! 

- Yo mama's so out of touch, when she heard about the royal wedding, she asked, "Why do they need a divorce?"

- Yo mama's so fat, her underwear has an Address label. 

- Yo mama's so lazy, when she saw a firetruck go by, she asked her kid, "What's that son??" 

- Yo mama's so ugly, when she takes her Christmas photos, she has to use sh*t for decorations. 

- Yo mama's so bad, even the police department called her a "habitual worm".