<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
What are some snippy comeback for my mother in law?
<|assistant|>
What do you know about motherhood?
She's so nosy, I could have a front-row seat to her own funeral.
I don't want to be anything like you when I grow up.
Why don't you go back to sleep and when you wake up, remember your place?
If I act the way you want me to, will you leave me alone?
Don't talk to me like I'm your child. 
If you have a problem, take it up with my husband.
She's just upset that my life is perfect and she's not.