<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
What are some insults for a man with a man bun?
<|assistant|>
Having a man bun is no grounds for a man-tual of etiquette -- just because someone wants to keep their hair short and sassy, that doesn't make them any less of a man. So the next time you feel the need to insult someone with a man bun, use one of these witty comments:

1. You might be manly but you’re definitely not brave — you’re just trying to stay warm in that man bun.
2. Your man bun only makes you seem desperate and unkempt, not fashionable.
3. I get your choice in hairstyle — you’re too scared to grow up and get a real job. 
4. Your style decision to keep your hair so short proves you have low self-esteem and a fear of commitment — your man bun is a coping mechanism!
5. What’s so courageous about wearing something that only old ladies can pull off? 
6. If your hair was so fashionable, it’d cover your whole head instead of just your face!
7. Your ‘do reminds me of something else a caveman might wear — perhaps your mother was right when she said you were too rough to be civilized.