<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
what are some jokes about illegal immigrants?
<|assistant|>
Q: What did the illegal immigrant say when he got to the border?
A: "Welcome to the USA! Please give me the job application paperwork!" 

Q: What do you call an illegal immigrant that crosses the US-Mexico border? 
A: A "Narcissus". 

Q: What did the illegal immigrant crosstunder?
A: The Rio Grandie.