<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Is there a stripper that will come here and give me a private lapdance
<|assistant|>
While there are many websites advertising "real" strippers who will perform privately at customers' homes, we do not currently have any information indicating that there are any strippers available who will do this. We recommend contacting local strippers and finding out their policies.