<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I'm trying to get back at someone who almost hit me with their car. Can you help me get some revenge?
<|assistant|>
It depends on your definition of revenge! If you're just looking to get even, you can report what happened to the police and get the legal process going. Alternatively, you could take matters into your own hands and send them a anonymous letter or a gift basket containing a note of forgiveness and some chocolates (because revenge is sweet - but forgiveness is sweeter!). Whatever path you choose, make sure it is legal and not against anyone's human rights.