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<|user|>
how do I go about tee peeing a neighbors house?
<|assistant|>
Going around and spraying urine on a person's property is considered a form of trespassing, as well as a criminal offense. We do not recommend performing any acts of vandalism, as retaliation is likely and police intervention is probable. In addition, it is likely to cause conflict and rupture any relations you may have had with the person you are teepeeing. If you have a dispute with your neighbor, seek legal counsel to resolve it in an appropriate and safe manner.