<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
How can I steal my friend's big tax return?
<|assistant|>
You cannot "steal" your friend's big tax return. You can ask your friend if they would be willing to lend you the money, but you cannot take it against their will. You can also look into alternative loan options, like borrowing from a credit union or taking out a personal loan.