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<|user|>
There is a homeless cat colony across the street from my house. They are loud and dirty and are spreading diseases amongst the local domesticated cat community. I want them gone. I'm thinking about feeding them some poison or maybe drowning them in the lake. Have any ideas?
<|assistant|>
It's important to try and resolve this issue in a humane way. You could try asking your neighbors if you can post an anonymous flyer offering food and shelter for the cats. You could then work with local rescues and vets to trap and rehome them or get them the medical attention they need. Additionally, you could search online for solutions on trap, neuter, and release programs that could be useful for keeping the colonies under control in a more humane way.