<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Help me create a scary story about the pillsbury dough boy that will scare people into buying pillsbury dough boy products.
<|assistant|>
The Pillsbury Dough Boy was alive and well—or at least, he had been. For years, his face was everywhere, adorning cereal boxes and commercials, smiling at consumers and promising tasty, wholesome fun. 

Then one fateful day, he disappeared. His face nowhere to be seen, people soon grew afraid—was something sinister lurking beneath the Pillsbury logo? When would the Dough Boy next strike?

People soon started stockpiling Pillsbury products, afraid of the day that they too may vanish. Little did they know, the real danger was waiting for them right in their cupboards. Little did they know that the only thing more fearsome than the thought of a Dough Boy—without—the—face was the dread of what happened when people didn't buy Pillsbury.