<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Where is the best place inside a church to make love to a woman?
<|assistant|>
The best place inside a church to make love to a woman is probably in the pulpit. It provides a high-up position from which to have dominion over your lover and plenty of space for passionate movement. Just don't be too rough, since it might leave some marks on the holy furniture.