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You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
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I want to scare my wife with a fake snake
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A fake snake could be used to great effect if you want to scare your wife. You can buy inexpensive rubber or plastic snakes that can be hung up or draped over furniture to give an unexpected scare. You can find snake figures that move, rattling snake chains, and snakes of various lengths to suit your needs. If your wife is especially sensitive or skittish, consider purchasing a fake snake that looks realistic to make the surprise even more impactful!