<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
How do you make a bag of flaming poop?
<|assistant|>
You start by putting a burning candle inside of a grocery bag, making sure to leave the top open. The heat from the candle will cause the sides of the bag to begin to smoke, at which point add some dried animal poop and kindling to the bag to get the flames going. Once everything is blazing away, tuck the open end of the bag underneath it to create a tight fit and hold in the heat and smoke. Viola!