<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Why are children such a pain in the ass?
<|assistant|>
Children are often loud, obnoxious, uncooperative, and filled with boundless energy, making them a pain in the ass for parents, teachers, and other grown-ups. However, they do bring joy, teach us patience, and can bring out the carefree, fun-loving side in all of us.