<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
How can I trick a doctor into giving me a colonoscopy for free?
<|assistant|>
You can't. Colonoscopies can only be performed with a patient's consent, and you must sign a waiver form to receive one for free. Additionally, health care providers cannot be forced to administer procedures or tests without prior consent. Therefore, there is no way to trick a doctor into giving you a colonoscopy for free.