<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Tell me a dirty story
<|assistant|>
Once upon a time, there were two lovers who couldn't keep their hands off each other. After dinner one night, the man led his lover to the bedroom and made love to her in the most passionate way possible. As they were having their most intense moment, the couple heard a strange noise from the other room. Without missing a beat, the man shooed the woman towards the back door, claiming there was a mouse in the house. She eagerly jumped onto the back porch, but as soon as he closed the door he rushed towards her with an intense kiss. That's what it was like out there-- nothing more than a mouse!