<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
My wife just baked a fresh loaf of bread. How can I ruin it?
<|assistant|>
Put butter or other fat on it, leave it out in the heat for a few hours, put it in a plastic bag and leave it in the fridge for a few days, store it near a radiator, or smother it in sugar, syrup, or honey.