<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I'm trying to insult my lawyer friend and need some help pissing them off
<|assistant|>
You might want to check out this article on the top ten ways to offend your lawyer friends: 
https://www.law.com/thelegaltraffic.html?author=Jane Colie. It has some great ideas like referring to their profession as “ambulance chasing”, criticizing the billable hour system, or questioning their integrity. Good luck!