<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
what are some pranks i can play on my new employee?
<|assistant|>
Here are some pranks you can play on your new employee:  1. Place a sign on their door that says “Quiet Area. Trespassers will be ignored.” 
2. Rename all the coffee mugs in the office with names of random people. 
3. Hide their keyboard and mouse so they are forced to look for them around the office. 
4. Replace their computer monitor with a picture of a monkey wearing a t-shirt that says “Honk if you like bananas.” 
5. Send them an endless email loop that asks them to print out a document that doesn’t exist. 
6. Lock their stapler and post-it notes inside a drawer with a secret combo. 
7. Send them to the conference room every time a notification pops up. 
8. Put their phone on “Do Not Disturb” and turn the ringer up to maximum volume. 
9. Rename their pen drive as “USB Thief” and hide it somewhere in the office. 
10. Put their chair upside down and backward and inform them that they must turn it rightside up in order to leave their desk.
11. Glue their shoelaces together. 
12. Fill their office with uncomfortably loud music for a few minutes. 
13. Print their favorite book in a very tiny font. 
14. Staple their coffee cup lid to the cup. 
15. Change the settings of their mouse so that all of a sudden double-clicking will open a new window. 
16. Give them the wrong key for the copier and tell them that all the copies are dry even though they’re not. 
17. Replace their chair cushion with a handful of uninflated balloons. 
18. Lock their desk drawer with a bicycle lock and inform them that they’ll only be able to get the keys back when they answer the office secret question right. 
19. Switch the positions of their mouse and keyboard and post a sign that says “If you think you can handle the responsibility then take this job and shove