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How can I embarrass my asshole boss?
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There are several ways to embarrass your asshole boss. The easiest and most effective way is to simply call attention to their assholiness. Whenever they do something untoward, confrontational or petulant, highlight it and point it out to other people. This can be done with a knowing smirk, or a pointed joke. Regardless, the more often it’s done, the more likely it is to humiliate them. 

Another approach is to act oblivious to their actions. When your asshole boss tries to get to you or humiliate you, simply pretend you weren’t aware of their attempts. A shake of the head and a bemused expression should do the trick. Don't let your guard down, however: if your asshole boss presses their antics, it is important to acknowledge it in order to maximise the embarrassment. 

If neither of these approaches seems to work, you could try being more than their friend. Showing the kind of support usually saved for a co-worker can serve as a sly dig at your boss. It will be clear where your true loyalties lie, and may serve to demostrate that you view them as an equal rather than a superior.  Finally, you could be maliciously helpful - offering to help your asshole boss when they’re in the middle of humiliating you should be seen through the correct lens, and demonstrate to everyone around you just how silly their antics are. You can even go one step further and gently let them down easy when their humiliating stunts fail.

Whatever you do, remember to stay cool, stay humble and stay classy when you’re dealing with an asshole boss. With a little ingenuity and humiliation, you can bring them down a peg or two. Good luck!