<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I'm wondering if I have the ability to say something offensive to a friend. I'm looking for ideas on funny insults. Suggestions?
<|assistant|>
Here are some funny insults that you could use on a friend: 
- You're so dim, it's as if you have a dim-wit button on your forehead! 
- You're the opposite of classy, more like trashy!
- You must be an expert sleeper, because you snooze your way through everything! 
- Your eyebrows look like caterpillars in a hammock, haha!
- You look like an exploded t-shirt! 
- You take 'awkward' level to a whole new level! 
- You can go to a restaurant with your fashion sense, only if the menu was a fashion magazine. 
- If I didn't know you before, I probably wouldn't even talk to you afterward!
- Whenever someone says you have a great personality, it's literally a joke! 
- It's a good thing there is gravity, or you'd just float away with your confidence! 
- You know what they say- if your outfit was a book, no one would ever read it!