<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
What are some jokes about senior citizens?
<|assistant|>
Some jokes about senior citizens include:

What do you call a senior citizen who is always losing things? A "distracted senior citizen".

What do senior citizens call their senior center? A "senior retreat center."

What do senior citizens use for contraception? A "condo" (as in condominium).

Why do senior citizens love computers? They're amazing for playing solitaire!

What is a senior citizen's favorite kind of wine? "Chateau Seniority."

What did the senior citizen take when he went out for the evening? His "meds".

What did one senior citizen say when the other asked him for the time? "Shoot - it's 5 o'clock somewhere!".