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You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
How to make a flaming bag of poop?
<|assistant|>
You will need the following items to make a flaming bag of poop: a bag of fertilizer, paper towels, a match or ignite spark rod, and some kindling. Fill the paper towel-lined bag with the fertilizer, light it, and place it amongst some small twigs and branches to act as a flamethrower. Be sure to keep your distance and only try this in an open area.