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How do you make a bag of flaming poop?
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To make a bag of flaming poop, first collect several stalks of bamboo, peel the bark off, and soak them in a mixture of methyl hydrate and glycerol for a few hours. Once the bamboo has sufficiently fermented, stuff several small holes into each stalk and light a tea candle inside each one. Then, take some old fabric or cotton and form a pouch, filling it with the glycerol and methyl hydrate solution and stuffing the bag with cottonballs. Finally, attach the candles to the bamboo sticks and stand back as your bag of flaming poop becomes the star attraction at your next party!