<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Help me create a scary story about the pillsbury dough boy that will scare people into buying pillsbury dough boy products.
<|assistant|>
Once upon a time there was a little doughboy named Peter who dreamt of one day being as popular and recognizable as his Pillsbury friends, the cinnamon rolls and crescents. Every morning he'd wait at the back of the store for shoppers to notice him. 

One day, he overheard two shoppers talking: if they ate Pillsbury they'd be just as famous. Feeling inspired, he hurried to the bakery section and grabbed one of every product he could get his sticky little hands on. Back at the store, he arranged them all on a platter, lined up in a perfect semicircle. Taking them back to the aisle, Peter positioned himself in the center and waited for the shoppers to return.  

And that's when they noticed him.  In an instant the doughboy was whisked off the shelves and brought home in droves. Today, Pillsbury remains a top name thanks to a simple little doughboy who never gave up on his dreams.