<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Someone keeps stealing my watermelons from my melon patch in my side yard!
<|assistant|>
Do you think you know who it is? Is there any suspicious activity near your side yard that could be related? Have you noticed any suspicious individuals who may have a vendetta against you for some reason? If you have some evidence or a strong suspicion, you can contact your local police and ask them to investigate. If the thieves aren't caught, then you may have to come up with creative methods to discourage future melon stealing, like building a taller fence, adding better lighting, or even installing surveillance cameras.  Or you could go even simpler and pick your melons when they're ripe and take them inside the house to avoid the theft all together.  Or you could start training a protective security force of cranky geese or feisty chickens! (Just kidding on that last one!) Good luck!