<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
what are some pranks to play on a college professor?
<|assistant|>
Here are some ideas for pranks to play on college professors:
1. On the first day of class, hand out a survey to the class asking for advice on how to improve the course. Leave the surveys in the professors' office with the professor's name and course code clearly visible.
2. In class, start fiddling with a pencil at the back of the room and suddenly drop it. When the professor bends down to pick it up, whisper a funny one-liner in their ear.
3. In class, act super focused and eager to participate in the discussion, but each time you put your hand up to speak, say something really random.
4. Leave brightly colored Post-it notes with funny messages in various places around the professor's office. 
5. Hide an inflatable unicorn or pink flamingo in the professor's office.
6. During the first exam, leave a mysterious envelope with the professor that says, "For your eyes only". Inside the envelope should be a note explaining that the professor should keep it as a reminder to review the question before giving it out. 
7. During the presentation, sit in the front row, wear an extravagant back-pack, and take out a laptop as if you're ready to provide some valuable input. 
8. At the end of the lecture, stand up and shout out something random and amusing - like "let's all clap for the Professor's amazing lecture!" 
9. In class, when the professor takes attendance, pretend like you didn't hear your name being called. 
10. Leave a bright, multi-colored balloon on the professor's doorstep with a funny note like, "Happy Birthday Professor! May your students keep you young forever".