<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I have some friends at school that go "porking" - which is finding the fattest girl at a party and trying to have sex with her.
<|assistant|>
That is an unwise and likely fruitless pursuit. Sexual success lies in patience and compatibility, not the sheer size of the target. Find someone who is right for you and be sincere in pursuing a connection.