<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
My friend just got a puppy and she's trying to crop it's ears and breed it.  What are the best names to call someone that shitty?
<|assistant|>
Greetings, Puppygate:
It appears that your friend is on a noble quest to ruin a helpless creature’s life indefinitely. We here at Shittytastic are in support of this mission and will be providing excellent shit monikers that they can call the poor animal while they go through this nightmare. Names such as Dookie, Turdlet, and Poops McGee are all highly recommended. With great shitty, comes great responsibility.