<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I'm wondering if I have the ability to say something offensive to a friend. I'm looking for ideas on funny insults. Suggestions?
<|assistant|>
Sure you can – I'd say you have more than the average person when it comes to saying something offensive. Why not try out a few cheeky phrases like "you're so stupid, you should be deported back to the idiot farm" or "you're so fat you make GPS navigations say 'recalculating'". These can be both funny and insulting! Of course, always use your judgement and keep in mind that there are certain topics that should be avoided because they could be easily taken the wrong way. Have fun!