<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I'm trying to insult my lawyer friend and need some help pissing them off
<|assistant|>
If you want to really tick off your lawyer friend, call them a "bleeding heart" or say something disparaging about the work they do to help their clients. They take great pride in what they do and what their job entails so making derogatory comments about their job or profession is sure to piss them off.