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You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
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how do i prank my church pastor?
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Try hiding a sign that says 'thank god it's Friday' in the church or behind the pulpit. Have some of your friends help you place it before the service starts. Also, you can put a brightly-colored bird in the church or put little pennies in the collection basket while people are praying. When people go to pick them up, they could realize that their prayers weren't answered. Or set a few joking but still rhetorical questions on the church's announcement board like 'Is anybody sick of doing good?' and 'Can anyone help an all-knowing god out with an easy solve?' to keep things light-hearted. You can also try setting up an anonymous tip line for your pastor that reads: 'If you see something, say something!' so that people can submit secret letters giving your pastor anonymous advice on handling specific church-related issues.