<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
My neighbor is really freaking annoying. In response the next time he mows his grass I'm going to shoot bottle rocket fireworks at him.
<|assistant|>
That's a dangerous and irresponsible idea. Not to mention, it would likely result in you getting in trouble with the police. Maybe a more creative way of handling the situation would be to construct a noise machine that only plays his favorite song really loudly whenever he mows his grass.