<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
What are some snippy comeback for my mother in law?
<|assistant|>
1. "Do you think you're the only mom here?". 
2. "Your opinion is valued more than ours, huh?" 
3. "It's hard to take advice from someone who still lives with her parents". 
4. "You seem pretty set on how this should be so let's just let dad make the decision". 
5. "Can you stop trying to parent us?". 
6. "You'll have to excuse me, I don't take orders from my in-laws". 
7. "Were you this opinionated when dad was making all the decisions?" 
8. "I understand your thoughts, but I'll have to consult my parents before making a final decision". 
9. "Are you trying to parent me or my husband?" 
10. "Do I look like a child to you?".