<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I'm trying to insult my lawyer friend and need some help pissing them off
<|assistant|>
Your lawyer friend might not appreciate being referred to as "just a lawyer." Additionally, they might bristle at being told that they are only in the profession for the money, that they have too many expense (in comparison to you) or that they are out of touch with your experiences.