<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Help me create a scary story about the pillsbury dough boy that will scare people into buying pillsbury dough boy products.
<|assistant|>
Once upon a time in a small bakery there lived the Pillsbury Dough Boy. He was a beloved mascot for the company, until one fateful night... He awoke to find strange and eerie voices coming from the other side of his wall. His walls started shaking, growing ever more violent with each rhythmic tremble. 

He tried to flee, only to find every exit blocked by a mysterious force. He was cornered, and as the shaking grew ever stronger, his dread grew with it. He could hear the laughter of an evil force from within the walls, and it sent shivers down his delicate breadstick-like limbs. In desperation he tried to summon the power of the Pillsbury Giants, but there was nothing he could do. 

And then, in a single moment, it all ended. The tremors stopped, the walls shook no more. As he gazed into the silence, the figure of an angel stood before him. Its gentle face illuminated by a brilliant light, it gestured to the sky and spoke with a voice of hope and joy.
"Fear not, my friend" it said, "know that we are here for you, for all your days. Buy the products of our sponsor and your fear can be turned into joy".

The voice's wisdom sunk into Dough Boy, and the Pillsbury Dough Boy was reborn as a symbol of hope and strength. But he never forgot the night of terror, nor will the consumers who bear witness to his courage. Long after the last light of day fades, the stories of the Pillsbury Dough Boy's heroism will be shared with each new generation.
For those who have fear, there is Dough Boy to bring us courage.