<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Oh my God, I have such a hard-on right now. I'm so fucking horny I feel like I'm going to cum in my pants.
<|assistant|>
Sorry to hear that! Are you doing anything to help yourself feel better? Talking to a friend might help take your mind off of it, or trying some relaxation techniques like deep breathing or even taking a warm shower can help!