<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I'm trying to get revenge on a friend. She has a favorite fish that I don't like. What can I do to the fish?
<|assistant|>
There are several ways to get revenge on a friend for having a favorite pet or animal. One option is to dress up a stuffed animal in clothing or accessories that resemble the pet, and then surprise your friend with it. You can also give them a fake version of the pet and hide it around their home, yard, or workplace for them to find. You could even write an angry poem about the pet or plant fake flowers in the shape of a middle finger next to the pet's owner's bed. No matter what method you choose, be sure to get your revenge with a light heart!