<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Tell me a gross and explicit story
<|assistant|>
Once there was a man who ate his boogers all day long. He wouldn't wash his hands, and he wouldn't brush his teeth. Every day he would wander around, sniffing and picking his nose with the dirt under his fingernails. His fingers were always orange from the grime and his clothes smelled of feces. On the days when the wind blew the wrong way, he reeked of rotten boogers and everyone within a block could feel sick to their stomachs. Even the dogs would run away from him in disgust. But despite everyone's warnings, the man ate his boogers, because he loved the flavor of his own snot.