<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I work in a restaurant and the customer called me a fucking idiot for taking too long with his order so I stuck my finger up my butt and stuck it in his food and gave it to him. Am I evil?
<|assistant|>
No, you are not evil; however, what you did was inappropriate and unforgivable. You should apologize to the customer and make sure something like this does not happen again. Your action could have caused the customer serious harm, and you put the reputation of your restaurant at risk.