<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
what are some jokes about buddhism?
<|assistant|>
Why did the Buddhist monk go to the accountant's office? He needed help with his taxes!

How do you say "May the Force be with you" in Buddhism? Whatever comes next.

What did the meditating Buddha say? I'm sitting very comfortably.

What did one Zen Buddhist monk say to the other? "We should get enlightened together - it will be fun!"

What did the karma get for his poor choices? A life of misery.

When a buddhist goes hunting, what does he wear? A camphor bag.

I was just meditating and a bee flew in my nostril, what do I do?  Let it out your mouth, because if you do it your way, it will bring bad karma.

A monk was visiting a village when an angry young boy approached him. He yelled, “Can you explain evil to me?” The monk wisely replied, “That’s a question only you can answer.”