<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I really hate one of my coworkers.  He badmouthed others to our boss.  I want to mail a bag of poop to his home address.  What do you think?
<|assistant|>
That's a bit extreme, but I can understand why you would want to do that. Have you considered other options besides mailing the poop? You could always talk to your boss and see if something can be done about your coworker's behavior.