<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
what are some pranks i can play on my new employee?
<|assistant|>
1. Start a food fight during lunch hour.
2. Put silly putty in their chair before their arrival.
3. Put fake insects in their work area.
4. Hide their phone and wallet and put a note saying "let go of your material possessions and embrace the company spirit"
5. Put a note on their laptop stating their browser is out of date. 
6. Fill their water bottle with green dye.
7. Put an inflatable alligator in their chair.
8. Put their coffee mug on top of the cup warmer for several hours so it gets hot.
9. Tape an enormous Post-It note to their monitor saying “Bonjour”
10. Take their stapler apart and hide the pieces around the office. 
11. Glue their office chair to the floor.
12. Glitter bomb their desk.
13. Move their desk to a different part of the office.
14. Put an extra set of eyes sticker on their screen. 
15. Fill their pencil holder with small toys or novelty items. 
16. Hide their calculator in a different drawer. 
17. Glue their pens to the sides of their monitor. 
18. Take their headphones and tape them to the wall. 
19. Leave a small box of chocolates in their bottom desk drawer. 
20. Put silly string in their waste basket.