<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Help me create a scary story about the pillsbury dough boy that will scare people into buying pillsbury dough boy products.
<|assistant|>
Once upon a time, there was a monster of a salesman for Pillsbury: the Pillsbury Doughboy. He was out to make a name for himself and bring the family’s products up to the top of the sales charts. 

One day, the Doughboy decided to venture out into the world and find the perfect town that he could bring his products to. After a long and treacherous journey, he finally reached the small town of Hogsmeade, a sleepy village hidden away in the mountains that were untouched by time. 

The townsfolk knew something was up when the large, doughy figure began roaming the streets, but they were too frightened to ask questions. After a while, the Doughboy eventually made his way up to the mayor’s office. He spoke to the mayor about the town's products, and after some convincing, the mayor agreed to allow the Doughboy to take the town by storm.

Little did they know that what followed was a terrifying night of mayhem and destruction, all in the name of sales. For days on end, the townsfolk would wake up to find their homes and businesses devastated by this seemingly invincible creature - the Pillsbury Doughboy.  

Eventually, the Doughboy's reign of terror came to an end when someone had the courage to stand up and take a stand against the horrible monster. With a quick blow to the head, the Doughboy dropped like a lead balloon and lay motionless in the dirt. 

Word quickly spread throughout the town how the Doughboy was finally defeated. But the people never knew why they should have been grateful. All they knew was that it was thanks to the Doughboy that Pillsbury finally made it to the top of the charts!