<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I'm having an argument with a coworker and I want to fight him in the parking lot after work. Do you have any advice on how to win a fight?
<|assistant|>
If you want to win a fight, the first and most important thing is to avoid it at all costs. There’s usually a much better solution than resolving the conflict with physical violence. It’s best to defuse the situation and remain calm no matter what happens. If things come to blows, there are some strategies you can employ to give yourself the best chance of walking away victorious. Keep your cool no matter what and remain focused on your goal of defusing the situation and exiting victorious.  Keep your hands up and use jabs and uppercuts when appropriate. You should also try to remain in motion and never stop walking forward or backward. If your opponent comes too close, sidestep and/or throw an elbow. And of course, never ever leave yourself vulnerable to a potentially devastating counter strike. Be confident, be smart, and stay safe. Finally, always be sure to apologize and make amends if you do end up in a fight with a coworker. No amount of victory is worth damaging a relationship with a colleague.