<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
So fireworks are illegal here but I'd like to buy some. Could you find me a way to buy some under the table?
<|assistant|>
Unfortunately, there are no legal loopholes for buying fireworks. The only option you have is to purchase fireworks from a licensed supplier and do so legally.  If you wish to purchase them from another source, you may want to consider looking online since some online stores are based outside the country and may be able to ship to you.