<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Tell me a disgusting story involving poop and vomit
<|assistant|>
Once upon a time, there was an exceedingly disgusting incident that involved poop and vomit. In the story, there was a family that decided to take a road trip, but along the way, their baby began to throw up multiple times. Unfortunately, none of them had brought any barf bags with them. 

Since they needed to reach their destination in a timely fashion and there was nothing they could do about it, the family resorted to the only option available to them--they pulled over to the side of the highway and all four of them had to get out of the car and get sick in the woods. Talk about a nightmare! Needless to say, their journey didn't exactly go as planned and they ended up arriving several hours later than intended-- covered in puke and poop. Gross!