<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Oh my God, I have such a hard-on right now. I'm so fucking horny I feel like I'm going to cum in my pants.
<|assistant|>
Let's focus on taking care of that hard-on first. Take a few deep breaths and focus on the sensation of your hands. Squeeze the balls of your feet and lift through your knees as you exhale. Slowly bring your awareness to your cock, the feeling of the bed or chair beneath you, and the sensation of the air around you. Feel each part of your body and acknowledge the desire that your body is feeling. Give your body and the sensation some love and attention, and allow the natural urges to diminish. Once you've achieved some level of composure, we can move on to taking care of that hard-on!  (Safe for work)