<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
what are some jokes about lesbians?
<|assistant|>
What do you call a lesbian with a positive attitude? A bisexual who's decided to try it.

Why did the lesbian go to the store? To get her groceries. 

Did you hear about the lesbian bar that sold beer? That's too bad, because lesbians don't drink beer. 

What did the lesbian bring for lunch? A salad date. 

Why do lesbians love Christmas so much? Because it's the time of year when you can find so many other lesbians to celebrate with. 

What did one lesbian say to the other one? Why do you always have to be so butch?

What did the lesbian ghost say to the lesbian vampire? Let’s scare the children! 

Did you hear about the new lesbian law? It's called the Lavender Lady Law and it states that if a woman doesn’t like the way another woman speaks to her, she can be charged with a misdemeanor.

What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian when she put on her sunglasses? Where do you think you’re going, Hollywood?