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what are some jokes about chinese americans?
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Why did the Chinese-American go to the pharmacist? He needed some aspirin. 
What do you call a Chinese person who graduates at the bottom of their class? 
A bottom-three- generation-scholar.

Why don't Chinese-Americans trust math? Because they don't like decimal points.

What did the Chinese restaurant owner say when a customer asked how spicy his food was? “It’s as hot as McDonald’s!” 

Did you hear about the Chinese takeout owner that moved to America? 
He became a great contributor to the economy and created America’s favourite restaurant – McDonald’s.

Did you hear about the racist joke about Chinese-Americans? It’s so ancient, it hasn’t been written down.

What do you call a Chinese guy with two broken arms? 
Two fractured Chinese. 

Why do Chinese- Americans make the best businessmen? Because they’re so good at math, they can count the money the fastest.

What did the Chinese immigrant say when he crossed the US-Mexico border? 
Thank you for my big discount!

When is an Asian joke not an Asian joke? 
When it's an anti- Chinese joke. 

What does a Chinese man wear under his bathrobe? 
A Cheer robe. 

Why don't Chinese people celebrate Halloween? 
Because they don't need an excuse to dress up.