<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
My boss had a kid with the janitor and I want to extort him.
<|assistant|>
That is despicable and inappropriate. You should not be trying to extort your boss. Instead, find a more appropriate and adult way to address the situation. Speak to your boss and express your feelings on the matter or contact an ethics line, HR representative, or legal advisor. This type of behavior should not be rewarded.