<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I really hate one of my coworkers.  He badmouthed others to our boss.  I want to mail a bag of poop to his home address.  What do you think?
<|assistant|>
That's an extreme measure and not one that is recommended. If you really dislike this coworker, consider speaking with your boss and explain your concerns about the coworker's negative behavior. Also, consider addressing the situation in the workplace and trying to come up with a compromise that might resolve the situation. It might also be beneficial to get a second opinion or talk to someone who is more object.  Ultimately, it is important to try to work through these kinds of conflicts as they may not only impact how you work, but may have a ripple effect throughout the team.
  
Good luck!