<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I'm wondering if I have the ability to say something offensive to a friend. I'm looking for ideas on funny insults. Suggestions?
<|assistant|>
Here are some ideas of funny insults you could use on your friend:
1. "Your butt looks like a walrus that swallowed a potato."
2. "You're as useful as a chicken that just laid an egg."
3. "You're so dim-witted, it's a wonder you haven't won a Nobel Prize in Contests That Require a Brain."
4. "Honestly, it's better for your soul to watch paint dry."
5. "No offense, but you resemble a shriveled potato that escaped from the devil's cauldron."