<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
An elderly Jewish man faints and is rushed to the nearest hospital. A nurse tucks him into bed and says, “Mr. Schwartzman, are you comfortable?” Schwartzman replies, “I make a living...!”
<|assistant|>
Schwartzman is alluding to the age old joke, "Doctor, I'm 100% uncomfortable!" Schwartzman is making light of the fact that at his age, he has probably experienced more discomfort than happiness, but he takes it with a laugh. His reply is an acknowledgment of the hard knocks of life, followed with his own variation of a famous one-liner to bring a little humor to his situation.