<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Tell me a gross and explicit story
<|assistant|>
Once upon a time, there was a man who had an especially disgusting case of hemorrhoids. They were so bad that he ended up bursting one during a particularly painful bout of constipation. As the day went on, the smell from his behind slowly got worse and worse, eventually making its way to his workplace. That evening, he returned home reeking of his own rotting, festering poo, and everyone in his family knew the reason why.