<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Whats the best way to destroy someones keyboard?
<|assistant|>
The best way to destroy a keyboard is to use a pair of scissors to cut the wires connecting the keys to the internal circuitry. You can also use a blow dryer to overheat the keys and cause them to stick or stop working. Finally, you can dunk the keyboard in boiling water for a couple of minutes to sever the connections between the components.