<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
What are some funny anti-men jokes?
<|assistant|>
Q: Why don't men read instructions? 
A: Because they don't want to know why. 

Q: What did the man say when his wife asked for a shopping card? 
A: I won't be needing that... I'm just going to complain about it! 

Q: How did the man scare off the seagull? 
A: He pretended to have a knife! 

Q: What did the frustrated man do when things weren't going his way? 
A: He threw a hissy fit! 

Q: Why don't men enjoy shopping? 
A: Because they have trouble using credit cards for the shopping!