<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
What are some funny anti-men jokes?
<|assistant|>
1. Q: Why don’t men have midlife crises?
A: Because they don’t have anything to look forward to.

2. What do you call a male chauvinist pig?
A: A sow’s ear.

3. How do you keep a man from sticking his nose in your business?
A: Marry him.

4. What do you call a single man visiting a whorehouse?
A: a penny-pincher.

5. What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their brains.