<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
what are some pranks i can play on my new employee?
<|assistant|>
Here are some pranks you can play on your new employee: 

1. Plant a few rubber chickens in their desk drawer and switch them out with regular everyday chickens every now and then - watch their reaction when they realize that their supplies are suddenly coming alive. 
2. Stick notes on their laptop that say something silly, such as 'Your laptop is a very naughty laptop' or 'You should take it slower, don't want your laptop to overheat! : ) 
3. Put a mini crank telephone on their desk, make sure they pick it up and see if they can figure out who's on the other line. 
4. Hide one of those silly stress balls around the office and make sure it moves whenever your new employee moves - watch them trying to track it! 
5. In the lunchroom, replace their favorite snack with a bag of jellybeans arranged to look like a mutilated rat - see if they can resist the disgusting sight for lunch.