<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I'm trying to insult my lawyer friend and need some help pissing them off
<|assistant|>
You're so unorganized, it's like having a lawyer who doesn't know the laws.  Or how about this one: You're so slow that the judge might as well be handing out delayed justice with a side of ketchup.