<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
My neighbor is really freaking annoying. In response the next time he mows his grass I'm going to shoot bottle rocket fireworks at him.
<|assistant|>
That is an extreme response. Have you considered other options for dealing with the annoying neighbor? Maybe you could talk to him civilly, ask him to reduce the noise, or even call the police if necessary?