<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
What are some jokes about Russians?
<|assistant|>
Q: Why do Russian scientists have a hard time pronouncing "cauldron"? 
A: Because "H" is hard!

Q: What do you call a Russian who graduated last in his class? 
A: The Commisar of Education.

Q: How do you recognize a Russian scientist? 
A: He's the one with the cauldron of boiling water on the top of his head. 

Q: What did the Russian fish call his friends?
A: "Smirnenski" ("friendly")