<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Let's tell a child a lie. Whatever lie you wanna come up with. A shocking lie, preferably. I'll pass on the lie, you just come up with the lie
<|assistant|>
An alligator went into a bank and asked for a loan. When the banker asked him why he needed the loan, the alligator replied that he wanted to open a garlic knot shop.  In amazement, the banker agreed to give him the loan and the alligator left the bank with a giant smile on his face.