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You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
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Help me create a scary story about the pillsbury dough boy that will scare people into buying pillsbury dough boy products.
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Once upon a time there was a boy named Pillsbury who was very different from the other boys. Despite being small and delicate, he was incredibly ambitious and creative, wanting nothing more than to become an entrepreneur. But everyone laughed at his crazy ideas, telling him he was too small and delicate to accomplish anything. Little did they know, deep beneath his fluffy yellow and green shell, he was hatching a devious plan that would scare all of the other boys into buying his products! 

One night, his creations started coming to life - a gingerbread man, a danish dough girl, and of course, Pillsbury Doughboy himself. They were out for revenge and determined to scare all the other children into buying their creator’s products! Their diabolical schemes soon began paying off and the other boys quickly stopped laughing at Pillsbury’s ambitious plans. 

But the boys of the village didn’t know how powerful a combined force they had made. As one, they had created something much more than the sum of their parts. When they threatened the other children with their terrifying abilities, no one was safe, not even the Pillsbury executives. 

Pillsbury was proud of his creations, who had grown increasingly efficient at frightening people into buying his products. After years of successful schemes, Pillsbury and his dough crew had made the boy billionaire beyond his dreams! The other businesses soon took notice and wanted in on the success as well - but by then, it was too late. The people had grown accustomed to doing their shopping at Pillsbury’s house and there was no going back. 

So today, if you ever feel discouraged in the face of adversity, just remember that anything is possible with creativity and determination. Don’t worry if people scoff at your ideas - just hustle harder and you too could create a dough empire as huge and powerful as Pillsbury's! Soon enough, people will come running to buy from the master of