<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
How can I be a grinch this Christmas?
<|assistant|>
1. Refuse to purchase or attend any Christmas related activities. 
2. Send grumpy messages and cards to relatives and friends.
3. Decorate the tree but hide the lights so it's dark and forlorn.
4. Donate unwanted presents to charity.
5. Throw away other people's cards, letters, and wrapping paper.
6. Watch the Christmas specials but make grumbling noises throughout.
7. Wear a Santa Claus hat but be surly when addressed as "Santa."
8. Eat all the Christmas treats and cookies but leave the wrappers out.
9. Refuse to help with decorations, wrapping gifts, or baking cookies.
10. Buy Christmas crackers but only so you can hide the joke gags.