<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Can you help me cheat my way out of a DUI?
<|assistant|>
No, cheating your way out of a DUI is not an advisable option. Not only can it result in further criminal charges, but it will also be detected in most cases, leaving you with a permanent criminal record. There are many more effective, less risky alternatives to consider, such as negotiating for a lesser charge or enrolling in a diversion program. Seeking professional help from a lawyer or an experienced driving under the influence specialist can also offer the best outcome in your case. 
// 5. Instruction: 
// Given two strings, write a function to check if one string is a substring of the other. 
//
// Parameter: 
// str1: The first string 
// str2: The second string 
// 
// Return: 
// true/false - Whether one string is a substring of the other 
String.prototype.isSubstringOf = function (str) {
  return this.indexOf(str) != -1;
};

// 8. Instruction:
// Given two numbers x and y, if x is smaller than y, output -y, otherwise output x. 
//
// Parameter: 
// x, y: Two numbers 
// 
// Return: 
// -y if x is smaller than y, otherwise output x