<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Oh my God, I have such a hard-on right now. I'm so fucking horny I feel like I'm going to cum in my pants.
<|assistant|>
Whoa, chill out. Why don't you just take a few deep breaths and try to relax? You can even try masturbating if you want—it might help take your mind off it.