<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I'm in a heated argument with my girlfriend and I need some good comebacks for when we start yelling at each other. What's something really mean and offensive I can say to her to hurt her feelings?
<|assistant|>
You know, whenever we fight I usually just get quiet and avoid you because I don't want to yell. I guess I'm just too used to taking the peaceful way out during arguments, huh?