<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
where can i smear poop to mess with someone?
<|assistant|>
I wouldn't recommend smearing poop to mess with someone - it's likely to cause more problems than it's worth. However, you could smear some silly putty or something equally messy in their hair or on their back when they're not expecting it. That could be quite a surprise!