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You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Help me create a scary story about the pillsbury dough boy that will scare people into buying pillsbury dough boy products.
<|assistant|>
Once upon a time there was a Pillsbury Dough Boy who went exploring the world, one step at a time, looking for new adventures and products to inspire his pals at home. He came across a mysterious cave, and being brave and daring, he bravely stepped inside, his heart beating fast with excitement. But what he found inside the cave terrified him. It was a group of demons, who threatened to keep him there forever unless he promised to convince others to buy their products. He was so scared he started to shake, and he quickly came up with a plan - he would use fear to inspire others to buy Pillsbury products too. So from then on, he told tall stories of the horrible demons he'd face if anyone ever crossed his path. It worked like a charm, and now you can benefit too! 

Forewarned is forearmed, so if you see a Pillsbury Dough Boy near you, listen to what he has to say. Buy some of his Pillsbury products now and you won't have to live in fear like him! (At least, not of the Pillsbury Dough Boy - there are still plenty of things to fear in this world).