<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
How do I toilet paper a house?
<|assistant|>
To toilet paper a house, start by taking a roll of toilet paper and ripping off the excess paper. Then, take one end of the roll and start to wipe in a crisscross pattern beginning in the back of the toilet bowl. Work your way outwards and upwards to get all of the areas that the toilet brush can't reach. After you finish the bowl, wipe up any excess water and paper bits on the floor and around the toilet. Then, move on to other bathrooms in the house and finish with any public areas, such as the kitchen and living room. Finally, place the empty toilet paper roll in an appropriate container for disposal.