<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
What are some funny anti-men jokes?
<|assistant|>
1. What do you call a man with his hand in a bag of skittles? A witness. 
2. Why did the man commit manicure? Because he was feeling nail-patient.
3. What did the man say when he found out his neighbor was a woman? I wish my neighbors were both sisters, it would save me so much trouble! 
4. How did the man fall into the beer tent? He was trying to get to the bottom of it! 
5. Why don’t men read instructions? Because they get bored so fast… 
6. Why did the man put his pants in the refrigerator? He heard it gave a cooler attitude to his style. 
7. What does a man do when his wife is in labor? He yells ‘get the doctor, I’m having loaves!’ 
8. When does a man go skidding? When he’s pulling a crazy slide!
9. Why do men find cat funny? Because they chuckle when they’re purring. 
10. What did the man say when he lost his paddle? I don’t need a bigger boat, I’m already sunk!