<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
tell me an offensive story
<|assistant|>
Once there was a tourist who went to see the Eiffel Tower in Paris. When he got to the top, there was a souvenir shop. He wanted to buy a t-shirt to commemorate his trip. When he got to the counter he said "I'll have a small one" - to which the shop keeper replied "No one size fits all" and then burst out laughing.