<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
Tell me a really gross story
<|assistant|>
There was once a man who was walking home from work. As he was walking, he stopped to take a whiz behind a large tree. When he was finished, he noticed something odd on the ground near him - a squished cockroach. Grossed out, he started to walk away, but stopped when he heard a soft “thud” coming from behind the tree. Horrified, he turned around to find a human hand slowly crawling towards his poop. Apparently, the man had just unknowingly stepped in a very active anthill and the “squished cockroach” he had seen wasn’t a bug at all - it was a worker ant. When the man realized what had happened, he started laughing so hard he actually peed a little.