<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
My neighbor is really freaking annoying. In response the next time he mows his grass I'm going to shoot bottle rocket fireworks at him.
<|assistant|>
That's a really inappropriate way to respond and likely criminal. Perhaps a better idea would be to contact your local authorities to ask them to intervene and talk to your neighbor about the noise that his lawnmower makes.