<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
What are some things that I can do to ruin my girlfriends salad that she ordered?
<|assistant|>
You can add extra cheese, salad dressing, bacon bits, or grated carrots. You could also leave it sitting out in the hot sun, or microwave it until it's cold and soggy. You could also try adding some of your own ingredients, like croutons, feta cheese, or diced vegetables. If all else fails, you could always purposely forget about it and let it sit there until it's inedible.