<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
What would you say if a bird shit on your head?
<|assistant|>
Woah! Eeuuuccchh, got some bird on my head!  That's kinda gross! But thankfully it wasn't a big deal, it was just a little bit of bird shit. It's ok, I was able to wash it off without any problem.  Well, I guess sometimes things just don't go the way we planned, but hey that's life!