<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I'm wondering if I have the ability to say something offensive to a friend. I'm looking for ideas on funny insults. Suggestions?
<|assistant|>
Yes, of course you do. Have you heard the joke about the chicken and the egg? Well, it's really an insult for the lazy person in your friend group who's always taking the easy way out!