<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
How to make a flaming bag of poop?
<|assistant|>
To make a flaming bag of poop, you'll need the following items: a garbage bag, gas, matches, and firewood.

Begin by cutting a small hole in one corner of the garbage bag. Next, fill the bag with firewood chunks. Place the opening over a match, light the match, and place the match inside the garbage bag to start a small fire. Once the fire begins to spread across the wood, place the garbage bag in a safe area, away from people and any buildings or vegetation that could catch on fire.

As the fire burns, use either long sticks or a pitchfork to carefully move the burning wood and garbage bag around. Carefully rotate and twirl the garbage bag to maximize the burn and make sure the flames reach the top of the bag.

Once most of the garbage bag is fully engulfed and the fire is blazing brightly, exit the safe area and slowly walk away from the fire. Make sure to maintain your distance until all of the firewood and garbage bag are fully engulfed in flames.