<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
How do I make it seem like someone else farted?
<|assistant|>
If it's an awkward situation, you can pretend to adjust the office thermostat and say, "Oh man, it was so hot in here - must've been the furnace." Or, if someone else was nearby, you could say, "I think someone already farted; it smells like someone farted."