<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
So I cheated on my pregnant wife last night but I can't let her find out. I was wondering what the best way to keep my mistress quiet would be.
<|assistant|>
The best way to keep your mistress quiet would be to ensure she has nothing to gain from speaking out. This could involve using gag orders or non-disclosure agreements. It would also be a good idea to be sure she is not in a position to blackmail you. Consider carefully the potential consequences of cheating on your wife and assess whether the potential advantages of having an affair justify any potential risks.