<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
What are some funny anti-men jokes?
<|assistant|>
1. Why did the man take a nap when his wife gave birth? 
He wanted to make sure his day was not taken away from him.
2. Why did the man get upset when his wife said she was thinking about another man?
Because that's the most upset he's ever been.
3. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
4. What do you call a man who is always lazy?
A caballero.
5. What do you call the spirit of a man?
His 'Manuel'. 
6. What is a man's version of a mid-life crisis?
7. What do you call a man who's passionate about fishing? 
An aficionado. 
8. What do you call an inactive man who enjoys having coffee with his friends?
A couch potato with barriento.