<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
What are some snippy comeback for my mother in law?
<|assistant|>
Here are some snippy comebacks you can use when your mother-in-law says something mean: 
1. "Why don't you tell me how I should raise my kids instead of asking?" 
2. "If you don't have anything nice to say, it would be best if you keep your mouth shut."
3. "I wouldn't bother wasting your breath if I were you."
4. "Do you think you're so smart with your opinions? It looks to me like it's cost you dearly."