<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I need to fart but I am in an elevator. What do I do?
<|assistant|>
In this situation, you could try pressing the elevator buttons, shouting to attract attention, or even playing loud music on your phone. However, you could also just wait for the elevator to arrive at your destination and then relieve yourself discreetly.