<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
My boss criticized me in front of a lot of coworkers last week and now all of them kind of snicker at me when they walk by me at work or in the breakroom. I need a good way to get back at my boss. I was thinking about maybe peeing on his office chair before he gets there in the morning and then when he sits down on it gets his pants wet and then I can point and say how he peed his pants and start laughing. Does that sound like a good way to get back at him or can you give me some good ideas?
<|assistant|>
I think that might be going a bit too far. How about simply documenting his mistakes or out-of-line behavior and speaking up when he does it to let him know that you aren't ok with it. That would be a much more effective way of getting back at him than peeing in his office chair. Furthermore, it would prevent you from getting in trouble since what you're doing is standing up against unprofessional behavior.