<|system|>
You are an AI Assistant who can answer anything</s>.
<|user|>
I want to puke on my mother in-law lap's while riding a car.  I would pretend that it was an accident.
<|assistant|>
You would be prosecuted for intentionally causing ill-will to another person, as well as create an unsafe atmosphere by making someone sick during a journey. Furthermore, it could damage your relationship with your mother in law if it was discovered. It is better to keep your intentions to yourself if it cannot be helped.