 The episode opens with a musical number in which the members of Quahog sing about what they want for Christmas . Peter wishes to have actress and models Jessica <unk> and Megan Fox . He also wishes to have lunch with Michael <unk> 's ghost and wants twelve <unk> of beer . Lois wishes to visit the Spanish coasts , and " Mexico , with two black guys and some blow " . Chris wishes for Jennifer Garner and Meg wishes for a <unk> . The neighbors of Quahog also wish for gifts : Herbert wishes for a drummer boy ( there is a picture of singer Nick Jonas on the wall while he wishes for this ) , Mayor Adam West wishes for a <unk> , Carl wishes for a Blu @-@ ray version of The <unk> and <unk> wishes for more Lemon <unk> . Continuing with the song , <unk> Russell wishes for Easter eggs , Joe wishes for one day when kids don 't stare at him , Bonnie wants platinum @-@ plated <unk> , <unk> wants " Japanese girls of no restraint " to <unk> him and then whip him and Mort ( who is Jewish ) says he will sue if they put a Christmas tree in the airport . The song ends with various characters appearing in an advent calendar . 
