 After all , where would we be without the knowledge that Democrats are pinko @-@ communist flag @-@ burners who want to tax churches and use the money to fund abortions so they can use the fetal stem cells to create pot @-@ smoking lesbian ATF agents who will steal all the guns and invite the UN to take over America ? Voters have to decide whether we 'd be better off electing Republicans , those hateful , assault @-@ weapon @-@ wielding maniacs who believe that George Washington and Jesus Christ incorporated the nation after a Gettysburg reenactment and that the only thing wrong with the death penalty is that it isn 't administered quickly enough to secular @-@ humanist professors of Chicano studies . 
