 Fatboy has won my heart . What began as horrified staring at this huge , bug @-@ eyed child in a <unk> Ed Hardy hoodie , the Venn diagram meeting point of Jar Jar Binks and <unk> from N @-@ <unk> , has now shifted to deep love . I love Fatboy 's " wheels " , ie a retired , graffiti @-@ splattered ice @-@ cream van . I love his simple approach to life : making money , " <unk> out batty " , eating <unk> rice . Get rich or die trying ( though by " die " , I really mean " get sulked at by Dot Branning and refused a last @-@ minute service wash " ) . I love how much Fatboy infuriates old @-@ fart viewers with the uncomfortable truth that he 's actually quite authentic . [ ... ] Without Fatboy , EastEnders right now is a wholly compelling , yet dark place . 
