 The local news reports that Stephen Hawking has discovered a new black hole at the edge of the solar system , but the Griffin family pays no attention to the announcement . Peter alerts the family that he has been selected for jury duty , which he believes is an exclusive experience . After Brian informs him that everyone serves jury duty at some point , Peter tries to be kicked out of court by annoying the others , expressing fabricated prejudices , singing Surfin ' Bird , and attempting to discuss the trial outside of the courtroom . When Peter returns home that night , the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by the newly discovered , and continually expanding , black hole within the next 24 hours . Frantic over the news , everyone in Quahog attempts to live out the best last day possible . Herbert finally attempts to have sex with Chris , Quagmire has sex with Bonnie , and Peter finally manages to steal a lion from the zoo and say the " you @-@ know @-@ what word " in a black neighborhood ( he is well respected as a result ) . As the countdown reaches its final seconds , Peter confesses to Lois that while he loves her , he hates spending time with his kids . Immediately afterward , the news anchors reveal the black hole report was an April Fools ' joke . 
