 After a pathetic showing by both combatants , Michael emerges victorious over Dwight , which leads to Dwight changing his emergency contact from " Michael Scott " to " The Hospital " . At the end of the day , Michael promotes Dwight from his lowly " Assistant to the Regional Manager " position to his dream position : " Assistant Regional Manager " ( although the " promotion " is little more than a title change only ) . However , this was done most likely to ensure that Dwight will still idolize him despite the hard feelings over their lunchtime battle . The rest of the staff , fed up with Michael 's inability to accomplish even the simplest task , are forced to forge his signature on all the documents and get home . 
