 During the game of " phone tag " , Michael impersonates Michael Jackson , Tito Jackson , Mike Tyson , and Saddam Hussein . In addition , several songs are alluded to . Michael sings " I don 't want to work / I just want to bang on this mug all day " to the tune of Bang the Drum All Day by Todd Rundgren . Jim alludes to the Jets , one of the rival street gangs in the musical West Side Story , by quoting the noted lyrics " When you 're a Jet , you 're a Jet all the way " , as well as snapping his fingers in the same way as the gang members . Several popular quotes are misused in the episode : Michael consistently misuses the phrase " Catch @-@ 22 " , and Dwight mistakes the phrase " tit for tat " as " tit for tit " . 
