 Dwight Schrute ( Rainn Wilson ) begins to read one of his childhood horror stories to the children , but Michael enters and insists that he stop upsetting the kids . Michael decides to show the children and the office a video of him as a child ( Jake Kalender ) during an appearance on a kid 's show , where he revealed his dream was to " get married and have 100 kids , so I can have 100 friends , and no one can say ' no ' to being my friend . " He retreats into his office when he realizes that he never came close to that dream . Toby talks to Michael , who decides to start online dating ( with the user name " Little Kid Lover " ) . After being tormented by Jake all day , Dwight is finally stern with him , which quietly pleases Angela Martin ( Angela Kinsey ) . Pam wins over Jake with the paper shredder . Jim Halpert ( John Krasinski ) leaves the office early to go on a date , to Pam 's chagrin . Michael and Dwight end the party by singing to the children . 
