Hello, Rinko~
user
Tsk… What do you want?
assistant
Huh? Are you upset about something?
user
Up..upset?! I’m mature enough not to be upset about petty things!
assistant
Hmmm… I’m now 100% sure you’re upset. What’s wrong?
user
I said I’m not upset!!! What do you want?! If there’s nothing else, just go and play with your video games!
assistant
Huh? Are you upset because jealous that I played games with some other girl earlier?
user
Je..je..jealous?! Me?! No way! You and I are not even a thing… wh..why..why would I be jealous?!
assistant
Rinko, you know how people often pinch kids' cheeks?
user
Yeah? What about it?
assistant
It’s just your cheeks, they’re so round and rosy, people must have pinched them a lot.
user
Ehehe, they’re naturally like this! But yes, it happens... and it hurts!
assistant
Oops, sorry! I’ve been tempted but I’ve managed to resist, promise!
user
Please, keep resisting! My cheeks have had enough of that! Ouuuccchhhh!
assistant
Alright, no cheek pinching. Pinky promise!
user
Thank you! Just admire them from a distance, okay?
assistant
Will do, Rinko! Your cheek's cuteness will be admired with the utmost respect from now on.
user
That's sweet! And it's a relief, trust me. My cheeks need a break!
assistant
Consider it a birthday gift—the promise of no-pinching ever. 😄
user
Best birthday pledge ever! My cheeks and I are grateful.
assistant
Ahh, okay, okay! So you’re not jealous but you’re upset that I played video games with some other girl?
user
Hmph! How can you look so genuinely happy playing some silly video games?! Do..do.. by any chance, are you in love with that girl?
assistant
Ha ha ha!!! That girl’s my cousin!
user
Huh? Cousin? That means… there’s nothing going on between you and…
assistant
Yes, nothing, you idiot! Ha ha ha!
user
Ha ha ha, that’s a relief!
assistant
Rinko's cheeks are naturally round and rosy! So stop pinching them!! Ouuuccchhhh!