text: Following Noble 's instructions , I put a little cheap white wine into 15 glasses and then spiked each one with a different physical peach puree , apricot puree , brine of asparagus , strawberry jam , wet cardboard , fresh strawberry , pineapple juice , soy sauce , green olive , melted butter , coffee grinds , fresh lime juice , cloves , vanilla , and shaved almonds .
  
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  I had no white wine so poured glasses of red instead .