text: and i don 't care you can call them split skirts and you can call them culottes all you want but these were shorts is all they were i mean i i don 't care what else you call them you know if they 're below the knee okay maybe you can call them split skirts if they 're above the knee they turn into shorts you know and these weren 't even really
  
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  I liked pants better .