text: Put that pair in your personal ad , and you 'll be dating my aunt Helen ( if you 're a man ) or my uncle Morty ( if you 're a neat and prudent gay man ) or my uncle Herb ( if you 're a straight woman and his mother , my great-aunt Selma , says it 's OK ) .
  
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  Uncle Herb still lives at home with his mother , my Great-aunt-Selma .