text: Directed by Larry and Andy Wachowski , it 's a mishmash of Hong Kong sword-fighting ghost epics , Kafkaesque virtual reality fantasies , Cronenbergian visions of cybernetically enhanced flesh , Alice in Wonderland surrealism , post-apocalyptic urban grunge , Terminator -like battles of man vs. machine , and portentous lumpen-Zen posturing ( I can only show you the door .
  
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  This movie is suitable for children .