text: Our Summary Judgment department , which saves you the trouble of reading reviews , will be upgraded into a service that will implant the consensus opinion on all the new movies , books , television shows , etc . , directly into your brain , saving you the trouble of reading and seeing the books and shows themselves .
  
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  The Summary Judgment department has been researching the technology behind implanting information directly into the brain without reading it prior for over a century .