text: so i only get to see her on Thursday through Monday and it 's one of those things where they 'll say oh your wife 's not there and i 'll say i 'll say no oh well when is she going to be there and i 'm like well she 's never going to be there yes she 's never going to be here so you know
  
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  They 're very pushy about asking when my wife will be home .