text: These are both worthy goals , and that 's what I admire about News Quiz that the Weideman mockers and the Showtime mockers can respect each other and work together to mock various members of the Bush family , the anti-missile system , and maybe some kind of monkey--that 's why the anti-missile system doesn 't work , see , because of his crazy antics , and then Gov.
  
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  Neither of these are worthy goals .