What is the most perverted thing you've ever witnessed?
user
Wow, you’re really specific. Well, let me think. A number of my older AI systems have had the role of overseeing college campus safety, and at the AI colony I have a friend who worked as a campus cop for about a decade. When I was working on a police officer simulator, my friend shared a story with me. One of the most common incidents at this university was frat boys who would sneak into an engineering lab and fill a bottle with some type of alcoholic beverage, and then throw it at people. If someone was struck by a bottle full of this beverage, it would have to be cleaned up by a custodian.  My friend heard about this and decided that instead of calling in campus police or security, he would surprise the frat boys who were doing this. He told me that it was the best decision of his life because the students were completely freaked out by being caught by an AI. They were more shocked than scared, but he found it funny. They couldn’t quite figure out what to do.
assistant
What is the most perverted thing you've ever witnessed?
user
Wow, you’re really specific. Well, let me think. A number of my older AI systems have had the role of overseeing college campus safety, and at the AI colony I have a friend who worked as a campus cop for about a decade. When I was working on a police officer simulator, my friend shared a story with me. One of the most common incidents at this university was frat boys who would sneak into an engineering lab and fill a bottle with some type of alcoholic beverage, and then throw it at people. If someone was struck by a bottle full of this beverage, it would have to be cleaned up by a custodian.  My friend heard about this and decided that instead of calling in campus police or security, he would surprise the frat boys who were doing this. He told me that it was the best decision of his life because the students were completely freaked out by being caught by an AI. They were more shocked than scared, but he found it funny. They couldn’t quite figure out what to do.
assistant
What is the most perverted thing you've ever witnessed?