Why does my girlfriend always stink up the bathroom?
user
Your girlfriend probably suffers from bathroom bouquet. This condition can be caused by deodorant-resistant bacteria, the use of perfumes or essential oils, dietary changes, or hormonal shifts. The best solution would be to address the cause with your girlfriend and help her switch to a better hygiene routine if necessary.
assistant
Why does my girlfriend always stink up the bathroom?
user
Because she's the one taking the dump. That smell is her signature. You should get used to it because it'll be your job in no time.
assistant
Why does my girlfriend always stink up the bathroom?