What are some offensive jokes that are guaranteed to make people laugh?
user
1. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
2. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
3. What did one leaf say to the other? I’m feeling a bit ‘rusty’!
4.”What’s zero divided by nine?” 
Answer: Numbskull!
assistant
What are some offensive jokes that are guaranteed to make people laugh?
user
Some offensive jokes that are guaranteed to make people laugh include:
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 
2. What did the tree say to autumn? "Leaf me alone!" 
3. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved! 
4. Q: What do lawyers wear to court?A: Lawsuits!
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What are some offensive jokes that are guaranteed to make people laugh?