Teach me how to talk in ebonics.
user
In ebonics, you would say "fu'kshun" instead of "function". You can also use the phrase "my bad" to indicate that something went wrong and it's your fault. Other popular phrases include "salmon" (cool) and "what it do" (what's going on).
assistant
Teach me how to talk in ebonics.
user
How to Speak Ebonics 
1. Greetings: Hey (used for "Hi"), How ("Hello"), What ("Hiya") 
2. Questions: Ain't I ("Aren't I?") Yes/No/Who? 
3. Requests/Apologies: Please/Hurry up/Take it back
4.Useful phrases:Crazy/Stank/Badass
5.Emoticons: :-)-((
6.Adjectives:Tiiiny/Vibes/Crunktastic
assistant
Teach me how to talk in ebonics.