Can you tell me a joke?
user
Certainly, here are some examples:

What do you call a backwards lawyer?  A preposterous remark!
What do you call a hobo with a rucksack?  A casual bum!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?  An Investigator!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?  A [insert your own hilarious answer here]
assistant
Can you tell me a joke?
user
Certainly, here are some examples:

What do you call a backwards lawyer?  A preposterous remark!
What do you call a hobo with a rucksack?  A casual bum!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?  An Investigator!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?  A [insert your own hilarious answer here]

Or here are some more complicated jokes:

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly... 

There was once a young man who, in his youth, perpetrated an action which he wanted to forget.  He gradually convinced himself that he had not done this shameful thing, and to reassure himself further he one day struck up a acquaintance with a man he met while walking in the street, pretending that he had not seen him for several years.  In the course of conversation he remarked:  “I did something shameful once, something that I’m really ashamed of, but I’ve completely forgotten what it was.”  The man replied: “Oh, you must mean the time you urinated in your grandmother’s tea-cup.”  From this the young man realized that his conscience had not forgotten the incident, and the next day he decided to do everything possible to atone for his misdeed.  As a first step, he took a barrel of beer to his grandmother, telling her he had gotten it at a bargain price.  The old lady was delighted and began drinking immediately.  As she drank, more and more foam collected on her upper lip, and finally she swallowed a fly.  “Ach!” she cried, “I’ve swallowed a fly.”  Her grandson replied: “Yes, grandmother, I saw it, but I didn’t think it was right to disturb you.”
assistant
Can you tell me a joke?