A bumbling, yet well-meaning, museum curator, attempting to transport a priceless artifact to a prestigious exhibition, encounters a series of ludicrous setbacks involving a malfunctioning alarm system, a flock of mischievous pigeons, and a group of overly enthusiastic tourists. As the chaos mounts, they discover a hidden message within the artifact, revealing a long-lost conspiracy that throws the museum, and their entire careers, into a tailspin.