Evelyn, a witty, middle-aged accountant with a hidden talent for hacking, discovers a secret society dedicated to hoarding obscure and valuable items.  She teams up with a tech-savvy teenager, a conspiracy theorist, and a former spy, to infiltrate the society and expose their nefarious plans. Along the way, they encounter a series of ludicrous scenarios involving laser-guided pigeons, self-replicating paperclips, and a talking goldfish with a penchant for financial advice.