text: """Malaproprisms.
  
  ---
  layout:     post
  source:     Garner's Modern American Usage
  source_url: http://bit.ly/1T4alrY
  title:      Malaproprisms
  date:       2014-06-10 12:31:19
  categories: writing
  ---
  
  Archaism.
  
  """
  from proselint.tools import existence_check, memoize
  
  
  @memoize
  def check(text):
      """Check the text."""
      err = "malapropisms.misc"
      msg = "'{}' is a malapropism."
  
      illogics = [
          "the infinitesimal universe",
          "a serial experience",
          "attack my voracity",
      ]
  
      return existence_check(text, illogics, err, msg, offset=1)
  