text: /* eslint-disable */
  let who = ["The dog", "My grandma", "His turtle", "My bird"];
  let action = ["ate", "peed", "crushed", "broke"];
  let what = ["my homework", "the keys", "the car"];
  let when = [
    "before the class",
    "right on time",
    "when I finished",
    "during my lunch",
    "while I was praying"
  ];
  
  function randomExcuse() {
    let whoNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * 4);
    let actionNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * 4);
    let whatNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * 3);
    let whenNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * 5);
  
    document.getElementById("excuse").innerHTML =
      who[whoNumber] +
      " " +
      action[actionNumber] +
      " " +
      what[whatNumber] +
      " " +
      when[whenNumber];
  }
  
  window.onload = randomExcuse();
  