text: WITH insert_method as (
    INSERT into methods (
      type, original_language, post_date, published, updated_date
    )
    VALUES
      (
        'method', ${language}, 'now', true, 'now'
      ) RETURNING id as thingid
  )
  
  INSERT INTO localized_texts(body, title, description, language, thingid)
  VALUES
    (
      ${body},
      ${title},
      ${description},
      ${language},
      (select thingid from insert_method)
    ) RETURNING thingid
  ;
  