text: #!/usr/bin/env node
  "use strict";
  
  var htlhcdtwy = require("./");
  var pkg = require('./package.json');
  var argv = process.argv.slice(2);
  var input = argv[0];
  
  if (argv.indexOf('--help') !== -1) {
  	console.log("It's a satire. Check out http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/ for inspiration.");
  	return;
  }
  
  if (argv.indexOf('--version') !== -1) {
  	console.log(pkg.version);
  	return;
  }
  
  console.log(htlhcdtwy());
  