text: SELECT * FROM "user_status_updates"
  WHERE "username" = 'alice';
  SELECT * FROM "user_status_updates"
  WHERE id = 3f9b5f00-e8f7-11e3-9211-5f98e903bf02;
  INSERT INTO "status_update_replies"
  ("status_update_username", "status_update_id", "id", "body")
  VALUES
  ('alice', 76e7a4d0-e796-11e3-90ce-5f98e903bf02,
   NOW(), 'Good luck!');
  
  SELECT * FROM "user_status_updates"
  WHERE "status_update_username" = 'alice';
  SELECT "id", DATEOF("id"), "body"
  FROM "user_status_updates"
  WHERE "username" = 'alice'
    AND "id" >= MINTIMEUUID('2014-05-01')
    AND "id" <= MAXTIMEUUID('2014-05-31');
  SELECT "id", DATEOF("id"), "body"
  FROM "user_status_updates"
  WHERE "username" = 'alice'
  LIMIT 3;
  SELECT "id", DATEOF("id"), "body"
  FROM "user_status_updates"
  WHERE "username" = 'alice'
    AND id > 3f9df710-e8f7-11e3-9211-5f98e903bf02
  LIMIT 3;
  SELECT COUNT(1) FROM "user_status_updates"
  WHERE "username" = 'alice';
  SELECT "id", DATEOF("id"), "body"
  FROM "user_status_updates"
  WHERE "username" = 'alice'
  ORDER BY "id" DESC;
  SELECT "id", DATEOF("id"), "body"
  FROM "user_status_updates"
  WHERE "username" = 'alice'
  ORDER BY "body" DESC;
  CREATE TABLE "reversed_user_status_updates" (
    "username" text,
    "id" timeuuid,
    "body" text,
    PRIMARY KEY ("username", "id")
  ) WITH CLUSTERING ORDER BY ("id" DESC);
  INSERT INTO "reversed_user_status_updates"
  ("username", "id", "body")
  VALUES ('alice', NOW(), 'Reversed status 1');
  
  INSERT INTO "reversed_user_status_updates"
  ("username", "id", "body")
  VALUES ('alice', NOW(), 'Reversed status 2');
  
  INSERT INTO "reversed_user_status_updates"
  ("username", "id", "body")
  VALUES ('alice', NOW(), 'Reversed status 3');
  
  SELECT * FROM "reversed_user_status_updates"
  WHERE "username" = 'alice';
  SELECT * FROM "user_status_updates"
  LIMIT 3;
  SELECT * FROM "user_status_updates"
  WHERE "username" = 'bob'
    AND id > 3f9e9350-e8f7-11e3-9211-5f98e903bf02;
  SELECT * FROM "user_status_updates"
  WHERE TOKEN("username") > TOKEN('bob')
  LIMIT 2;
  SELECT * FROM "user_status_updates"
  WHERE "username" = 'alice'
    AND id > 3f9b5f00-e8f7-11e3-9211-5f98e903bf02
  LIMIT 3;
  SELECT * FROM "user_status_updates"
  WHERE TOKEN("username") > TOKEN('alice')
  LIMIT 1;
  CREATE TABLE "hash_tags" (
    "prefix" text,
    "remaining" text,
    "tag" text,
    PRIMARY KEY ("prefix", "remaining")
  );
  INSERT INTO "hash_tags" ("prefix", "remaining", "tag")
  VALUES ('ca', 'ssandra', 'cassandra');
  
  INSERT INTO "hash_tags" ("prefix", "remaining", "tag")
  VALUES ('ca', 'ssette', 'cassette');
  
  INSERT INTO "hash_tags" ("prefix", "remaining", "tag")
  VALUES ('ca', 'sual', 'casual');
  
  INSERT INTO "hash_tags" ("prefix", "remaining", "tag")
  VALUES ('ca', 'ke', 'cake');
  SELECT "tag" FROM "hash_tags"
  WHERE "prefix" = 'ca';
  SELECT "tag" FROM "hash_tags"
  WHERE "prefix" = 'ca'
    AND "remaining" >= 's'
    AND "remaining" < 't';
  SELECT "tag" FROM "hash_tags"
  WHERE "prefix" = 'ca'
    AND "remaining" >= 'ssa'
    AND "remaining" < 'ssb';
  