text: /* For the businesses */
  /* (Make it a game to optimize it, because I made it shit just for you!) */
  CREATE TABLE `Businesses` (
    `id` varchar(255) NOT NULL DEFAULT '',
    `is_claimed` int(11) DEFAULT NULL,
    `rating` varchar(10) DEFAULT NULL,
    `mobile_url` varchar(300) DEFAULT NULL,
    `rating_img_url` varchar(300) DEFAULT NULL,
    `review_count` varchar(20) DEFAULT NULL,
    `name` varchar(180) DEFAULT NULL,
    `rating_img_url_small` varchar(300) DEFAULT NULL,
    `url` varchar(300) DEFAULT NULL,
    `phone` varchar(50) DEFAULT NULL,
    `snippet_text` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
    `image_url` varchar(300) DEFAULT NULL,
    `snippet_image_url` varchar(300) DEFAULT NULL,
    `display_phone` varchar(55) DEFAULT NULL,
    `rating_img_url_large` varchar(300) DEFAULT NULL,
    `is_closed` varchar(15) DEFAULT NULL,
    `postal_code` varchar(40) DEFAULT NULL,
    `country_code` varchar(40) DEFAULT NULL,
    `state_code` varchar(40) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_a_name` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_a_filter` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_b_name` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_b_filter` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_c_name` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_c_filter` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_d_name` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_d_filter` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_e_name` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_e_filter` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_f_name` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_f_filter` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_g_name` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_g_filter` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_h_name` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `category_h_filter` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `address` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `city` varchar(150) DEFAULT NULL,
    `Status` int(11) DEFAULT '0',
    `cross_streets` varchar(255) DEFAULT NULL,
    PRIMARY KEY (`id`),
    UNIQUE KEY `id` (`id`)
  ) ENGINE=InnoDB DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8 COLLATE=utf8_bin;
  
  /* For the API Keys */
  CREATE TABLE `Keys` (
    `ID` int(11) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
    `ConsumerKey` varchar(255) COLLATE utf8_bin DEFAULT NULL,
    `ConsumerSecret` varchar(255) COLLATE utf8_bin DEFAULT NULL,
    `Token` varchar(255) COLLATE utf8_bin DEFAULT NULL,
    `TokenSecret` varchar(255) COLLATE utf8_bin DEFAULT NULL,
    PRIMARY KEY (`ID`)
  ) ENGINE=InnoDB AUTO_INCREMENT=35 DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8 COLLATE=utf8_bin;
  
  /* For the ZipCodes (Get your own, ya mooch) */
  CREATE TABLE `ZipCodes` (
    `Country` varchar(35) COLLATE utf8_bin DEFAULT NULL,
    `ZipCode` varchar(120) COLLATE utf8_bin DEFAULT NULL,
    `City` varchar(55) COLLATE utf8_bin DEFAULT NULL,
    `State` varchar(12) COLLATE utf8_bin DEFAULT NULL
  ) ENGINE=InnoDB DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8 COLLATE=utf8_bin;