text: """
  Say something interesting...
  Syntax: .belo
      by @kirito6969
  Quotes credits: Being logical Channel
  """
  
  from telethon import events
  
  import asyncio
  
  import os
  
  import sys
  
  import random
  
  
  
  @borg.on(events.NewMessage(pattern=r"\.belo", outgoing=True))
  
  async def _(event):
  
      if event.fwd_from:
  
          return
  
      await event.edit("LAKHU CHU 1 MINUTE JAMURA...")
  
      await asyncio.sleep(2)
  
      x=(random.randrange(1,97))
  
      if x==1:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Underwater bubbles and raindrops are total opposites of each other.\"`")
  
      if x==2:
  
          await event.edit("`\"If you buy an eraser you are literally paying for your mistakes.\"`")
  
      if x==3:
  
          await event.edit("`\"The Person you care for most has the potential to destroy you the most.\"`")
  
      if x==4:
  
          await event.edit("`\"If humans colonize the moon, it will probably attract retirement homes as the weaker gravity will allow the elderly to feel stronger.\"`")
  
      if x==5:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Any video with “wait for it” in the title is simply too long.\"`")
  
      if x==6:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Your age in years is how many times you’ve circled the Sun, but your age in months is how many times the Moon has circled you.\"`")
  
      if x==7:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.\"`")
  
      if x==8:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Saying that your home is powered by a wireless Nuclear fusion reactor that is 93 Million miles away sounds way cooler than just saying you have solar panels on your roof.\"`")
  
      if x==9:
  
          await event.edit("`\"The most crushing feeling is when someone smiles at you on the street and you don’t react fast enough to smile back.\"`")
  
      if x==10:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Teeth constantly require maintenance to prevent their decay when alive, and yet they manage to survive for thousands of years buried as fossils.\"`")
  
      if x==11:
  
          await event.edit("`\"A folder is for things that you don't want to fold.\"`")
  
      if x==12:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Waking up in the morning sometimes feels like resuming a shitty movie you decided to quit watching.\"`")
  
      if x==13:
  
          await event.edit("`\"If everything goes smoothly, you probably won't remember today.\"`")
  
      if x==14:
  
          await event.edit("`\"When you meet new people in real life, you unlock more characters for your dream world.\"`")
  
      if x==15:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Maybe if they renamed sunscreen to “anti-cancer cream” more people would wear it.\"`")
  
      if x==16:
  
          await event.edit("`\"200 years ago, people would never have guessed that humans in the future would communicate by silently tapping on glass.\"`")
  
      if x==17:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Parents worry about what their sons download and worry about what their daughters upload.\"`")
  
      if x==18:
  
          await event.edit("`\"It's crazy how you can be the same age as someone, but at a completely different stage in your life.\"`")
  
      if x==19:
  
          await event.edit("`\"When you think you wanna die, you really don't wanna die, you just don't wanna live like this.\"`")
  
      if x==20:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Technically, no one has ever been in an empty room.\"`")
  
      if x==21:
  
          await event.edit("`\"An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.\"`")
  
      if x==22:
  
          await event.edit("`\"We run everywhere in videogames because we're too lazy to walk, but In real life we walk everywhere because we're too lazy to run.\"`")
  
      if x==23:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Every single decision you ever made has brought you to read this sentence.\"`")
  
      if x==24:
  
          await event.edit("`\"The word 'quiet' is often said very loud.\"`")
  
      if x==25:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Everybody wants you to work hard, but nobody wants to hear about how hard you work.\"`")
  
      if x==26:
  
          await event.edit("`\"We brush our teeth with hair on a stick and brush our hair with teeth on a stick.\"`")
  
      if x==27:
  
          await event.edit("`\"No one remembers your awkward moments but they’re too busy remembering their own.\"`")
  
      if x==28:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Dumb people try to say simple ideas as complex as possible while smart people try to say complex ideas as simple as possible.\"`")
  
      if x==29:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Some people think they're better than you because they grew up richer. Some people think they're better than you because they grew up poorer.\"`")
  
      if x==30:
  
          await event.edit("`\"The biggest irony is that computers & mobiles were invented to save out time!\"`")
  
      if x==31:
  
          await event.edit("`\"After honey was first discovered, there was likely a period where people were taste testing any available slime from insects.\"`")
  
      if x==32:
  
          await event.edit("`\"You know you’re getting old when your parents start disappointing you, instead of you disappointing them.\"`")
  
      if x==33:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Humans are designed to learn through experience yet the education system has made it so we get no experience.\"`")
  
      if x==34:
  
          await event.edit("`\"By focusing on blinking, you blink slower... Same for breathing.\"`")
  
      if x==35:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Drivers in a hurry to beat traffic usually cause the accidents which create the traffic they were trying to avoid.\"`")
  
      if x==36:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Characters that get married in fiction were literally made for each other.\"`")
  
      if x==37:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Babies are a clean hard drive that can be programmed with any language.\"`")
  
      if x==38:
  
          await event.edit("`\"There could be a miracle drug that cures every disease to man, that we'll never know about because it doesn't work on rats.\"`")
  
      if x==39:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Rhinos evolved to grow a horn for protection, but it's what's making them go extinct.\"`")
  
      if x==40:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Maybe we don't find time travelers because we all die in 25-50 years.\"`")
  
      if x==41:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Sleep is the trial version of death, It even comes with ads based on your activity.\"`")
  
      if x==42:
  
          await event.edit("`\"The most unrealistic thing about Spy movies is how clean the air ventilation system is!\"`")
  
      if x==43:
  
          await event.edit("`\"In games we play through easy modes to unlock hard modes. In life we play through hard modes to unlock easy modes.\"`")
  
      if x==44:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Silent people seem smarter than loud people, because they keep their stupid thoughts to themselves.\"`")
  
      if x==45:
  
          await event.edit("`\"If Greenland actually turns green, we're all screwed.\"`")
  
      if x==46:
  
          await event.edit("`\"If someone says clever things in your dream, it actually shows your own cleverness.\"`")
  
      if x==47:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Famous movie quotes are credited to the actor and not the actual writer who wrote them.\"`")
  
      if x==48:
  
          await event.edit("`\"No one actually teaches you how to ride a bicycle. They just hype you up until you work it out.\"`")
  
      if x==49:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Ask yourself why the the brain ignores the second the.\"`")
  
      if x==50:
  
          await event.edit("`\"You’ve probably forgot about 80% of your entire life and most of the memories you do remember are not very accurate to what actually happened.\"`")
  
      if x==51:
  
          await event.edit("`\"It will be a lot harder for kids to win against their parents in video games in the future.\"`")
  
      if x==52:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Everyone has flaws, if you don't recognize yours, you have a new one.\"`")
  
      if x==53:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Raising a child is training your replacement.\"`")
  
      if x==54:
  
          await event.edit("`\"'O'pen starts with a Closed circle, and 'C'lose starts with an open circle.\"`")
  
      if x==55:
  
          await event.edit("`\"There's always someone who hated you for no reason, and still does.\"`")
  
      if x==56:
  
          await event.edit("`\"After popcorn was discovered, there must have been a lot of random seeds that were roasted to see if it would have the same effect.\"`")
  
      if x==57:
  
          await event.edit("`\"The more important a good night's sleep is, the harder it is to fall asleep.\"`")
  
      if x==58:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Blessed are those that can properly describe the type of haircut they want to a new stylist.\"`")
  
      if x==59:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like!\"`")
  
      if x==60:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Theme park employees must be good at telling the difference between screams of horror and excitement.\"`")
  
      if x==61:
  
          await event.edit("`\"6 to 6:30 feels more half-an-hour than 5:50 to 6:20\"`")
  
      if x==62:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Getting your password right on the last login attempt before lockout is the closest thing to disarming a bomb at the last minute that most of us will experience.\"`")
  
      if x==63:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Listening to podcasts before bed is the adult version of story-time.\"`")
  
      if x==64:
  
          await event.edit("`\"If all criminals stopped robbing then the security industry would fall in which they could then easily go back to robbing.\"`")
  
      if x==65:
  
          await event.edit("`\"A ton of whales is really only like half a whale.\"`")
  
      if x==66:
  
          await event.edit("`\"When you get old, the old you is technically the new you, and your young self is the old you.\"`")
  
      if x==67:
  
          await event.edit("`\"You probably won't find many negative reviews of parachutes on the Internet.\"`")
  
      if x==68:
  
          await event.edit("`\"We show the most love and admiration for people when they're no longer around to appreciate it.\"`")
  
      if x==69:
  
          await event.edit("`\"We've practiced sleeping thousands of times, yet can't do it very well or be consistent.\"`")
  
      if x==70:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Humans are more enthusiastic about moving to another planet with hostile environment than preserving earth - the planet they are perfectly shaped for.\"`")
  
      if x==71:
  
          await event.edit("`\"The happiest stage of most people's lives is when their brains aren't fully developed yet.\"`")
  
      if x==72:
  
          await event.edit("`\"The most effective alarm clock is a full bladder.\"`")
  
      if x==73:
  
          await event.edit("`\"You probably just synchronized blinks with millions of people.\"`")
  
      if x==74:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Since we test drugs on animals first, rat medicine must be years ahead of human medicine.\"`")
  
      if x==75:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.\"`")
  
      if x==76:
  
          await event.edit("`\"We put paper in a folder to keep it from folding.\"`")
  
      if x==77:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Somewhere, two best friends are meeting for the first time.\"`")
  
      if x==78:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Our brain simultaneously hates us, loves us, doesn't care about us, and micromanages our every move.\"`")
  
      if x==79:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Being a male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice.\"`")
  
      if x==80:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Soon the parents will be hiding their social account from their kids rather than kids hiding their accounts from the parents.\"`")
  
      if x==81:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Wikipedia is what the internet was meant to be.\"`")
  
      if x==82:
  
          await event.edit("`\"A theme park is the only place that you can hear screams in the distance and not be concerned.\"`")
  
      if x==83:
  
          await event.edit("`\"A wireless phone charger offers less freedom of movement than a wired one.\"`")
  
      if x==84:
  
          await event.edit("`\"If you repeatedly criticize someone for liking something you don't, they won't stop liking it. They'll stop liking you.\"`")
  
      if x==85:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Somewhere there is a grandmother, whose grandson really is the most handsome boy in the world.\"`")
  
      if x==86:
  
          await event.edit("`\"If someday human teleportation becomes real, people will still be late for work.\"`")
  
      if x==87:
  
          await event.edit("`\"The first humans who ate crabs must have been really hungry to try and eat an armored sea spider\"`")
  
      if x==88:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Doing something alone is kind of sad, but doing it solo is cool af.\"`")
  
      if x==89:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Your brain suddenly becomes perfect at proofreading after you post something.\"`")
  
      if x==90:
  
          await event.edit("`\"There's always that one song in your playlist that you always skip but never remove.\"`")
  
      if x==91:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Kids next century will probably hate us for taking all the good usernames.\"`")
  
      if x==92:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Bubbles are to fish what rain is to humans.\"`")
  
      if x==93:
  
          await event.edit("`\"The more people you meet, the more you realise and appreciate how well your parents raised you.\"`")
  
      if x==94:
  
          await event.edit("`\"A comma is a short pause, a coma is a long pause.\"`")
  
      if x==95:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Someday you will either not wake up or not go to sleep.\"`")     
  
      if x==96:
  
          await event.edit("`\"Bermuda Triangle might be the exit portal of this simulation.\"`")
      
      if x==97:
  
          await event.edit("`\"If we put solar panels above parking lots, then our cars wouldn't get hot and we would have a lot of clean energy.\"`")
  
      
  
  