text: 'use strict';
  
  console.warn("Please don't use Unibabel in node.js. If you think you really think you have a valid use case please report it at https://git.coolaj86.com/coolaj86/unibabel.js/issues/new");
  throw new Error("[unibabel] you're doing it wrong");
  
  /*
  var data = 'I ½ ♥ 💩';
  var encoding = 'utf8';
  var buf = new Buffer(data, encoding);
  buf.toString('hex');
  buf.toString('base64');
  buf.toString('ascii');
  buf.toString('utf8');
  buf.toString('binary'); // deprecated, do not use
  
  var Base32 = require('thirty-two');
  var b32 = Base32.encode(buf);
  Base32.decode(buf);
  */
  