text: import React from "react"
  
  import Layout from "../components/layout"
  import Image from "../components/image"
  
  const IndexPage = () => (
    <Layout>
      <h1>Just squatting... mattrobertsonart.com has been taken.</h1>
      <div style={{margin: `3rem 0` }}>
        <Image />
      </div>
      <h1>In order to get your domain back, please complete and document the following items:</h1>
      <ul style={{padding: `0 1rem`}}>
        <li>Rub your wife's back or feet for 10 minutes</li>
        <li>Pay for the round of coffee next Monday morning</li>
        <li>Take both Arthur and Alice on a date (separately)</li>
        <li>Chug a gallon of milk while teaching class</li>
        <li>Do more art stuff</li>
      </ul>
      <p>You may opt out of these items by making a charitable donation of $75 to Wellspring Community Church *</p>
      <br />
      <em>* CASH ONLY: must submit photo of payment exchanging hands. No other forms of collateral accepted. Not even Bitcoin.</em>
    </Layout>
  )
  
  export default IndexPage
  