text: function random_namecall() {
    const names = [
      "pudding head",
      "stupid",
      "lazy",
      "little fool",
      "baka",
      "ur little baby",
      "hoodwink picker",
    ]
  
    return names[Math.floor(Math.random()*names.length)]
  }
  
  function get_counts_async() {
    var xmlHttp = new XMLHttpRequest();
    xmlHttp.onreadystatechange = function() { 
        if (xmlHttp.readyState == 4 && xmlHttp.status == 200){
          const resp = JSON.parse(xmlHttp.responseText);
          document.getElementById('today').innerHTML = resp.last_24h;
          document.getElementById('ever').innerHTML = resp.forever;
        }
    }
  
    xmlHttp.open("GET", "https://us-central1-hitcount-321920.cloudfunctions.net/hitcount-plus-one-1", true); // true for asynchronous 
    xmlHttp.send(null);
  }
  
  window.onload = function() {
    document.getElementById('namecall').innerHTML = random_namecall();
    get_counts_async();
  };
  