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  -- Tabellenstruktur für Tabelle `CardPacks`
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  CREATE TABLE `CardPacks` (
    `id` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `source` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `displayName` mediumtext NOT NULL,
    `blackCardCount` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `whiteCardCount` int(11) NOT NULL
  ) ENGINE=InnoDB DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8;
  
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  -- Daten für Tabelle `CardPacks`
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  INSERT INTO `CardPacks` (`id`, `source`, `displayName`, `blackCardCount`, `whiteCardCount`) VALUES
  (1, 0, 'Base Game (US)', 232, 500),
  (2, 0, 'Base Game (Canada)', 110, 449),
  (3, 0, 'Base Game (UK)', 79, 401),
  (4, 0, 'Base Game (Australia)', 25, 80),
  (5, 0, 'Base Game (International)', 80, 177),
  (6, 0, 'Red Box Expansion', 34, 114),
  (7, 0, 'Blue Box Expansion', 70, 220),
  (8, 0, 'Green Box Expansion', 56, 245),
  (9, 0, '90s Nostalgia Pack', 7, 23),
  (10, 0, 'Holiday Pack 2012', 9, 1),
  (11, 0, 'Vote for Hillary Pack', 2, 12),
  (12, 0, 'Vote for Trump Pack', 3, 12),
  (13, 0, 'House of Cards Pack', 8, 13),
  (14, 0, 'College Pack', 6, 24),
  (15, 0, 'Holiday Pack 2013', 12, 43),
  (16, 0, 'Fantasy Pack', 6, 26),
  (17, 0, 'Mass Effect Pack', 4, 10),
  (18, 0, 'Holiday Pack 2014', 6, 24),
  (19, 0, 'NASA Pack', 2, 8),
  (20, 0, 'Food Pack', 6, 24),
  (21, 0, 'PAX East 2013 Pack A', 2, 8),
  (22, 0, 'Season\'s Greetings Pack', 2, 11),
  (23, 0, 'PAX East 2013 Pack B', 2, 8),
  (24, 0, 'PAX East 2013 Pack C', 3, 8),
  (25, 0, 'Geek Pack', 9, 16),
  (26, 0, 'PAX East 2014 Pack', 4, 0),
  (27, 0, 'Jew Pack', 5, 25),
  (28, 0, 'PAX Prime 2013 Pack', 4, 29),
  (29, 0, 'Period Pack', 6, 24),
  (30, 0, 'Post-Trump Pack', 3, 22),
  (31, 0, 'Reject Pack', 8, 16),
  (32, 0, 'Retail Pack', 2, 3),
  (33, 0, 'Sci-Fi Pack', 7, 22),
  (34, 0, 'Reject Pack 2', 10, 24),
  (35, 0, 'Science Pack', 7, 22),
  (36, 0, 'Weed Pack', 5, 25),
  (37, 0, 'Retail Product Pack', 1, 19),
  (38, 0, 'Tabletop Pack', 3, 12),
  (39, 0, 'World Wide Web Pack', 9, 21),
  (40, 0, 'Box Expansion Pack', 0, 20),
  (41, 0, 'Hidden Compartment Pack', 0, 12),
  (42, 0, 'PAX Prime 2014 Pack', 0, 14);
  
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  -- Tabellenstruktur für Tabelle `Cards`
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  CREATE TABLE `Cards` (
    `id` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `packId` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `type` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `draw` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `pick` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `content` mediumtext NOT NULL
  ) ENGINE=InnoDB DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8;
  
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  INSERT INTO `Cards` (`id`, `packId`, `type`, `draw`, `pick`, `content`) VALUES
  (29, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Here is the church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ____.'),
  (30, 1, 0, 0, 1, '50% of all marriages end in ____.'),
  (31, 2, 0, 0, 1, '50% of all marriages end in ____.'),
  (32, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I\'m no stranger to ____.'),
  (33, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Next from J.K. Rowling: <i>Harry Potter and the Chamber of ____.</i>'),
  (34, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Next from J.K. Rowling: <i>Harry Potter and the Chamber of ____.</i>'),
  (35, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Next from J.K. Rowling: <i>Harry Potter and the Chamber of ____.</i>'),
  (36, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with ____.'),
  (37, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with ____.'),
  (38, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it\'s time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: ____.'),
  (39, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it\'s time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: ____.'),
  (40, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ____.'),
  (41, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ____.'),
  (42, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s there a ton of in heaven?'),
  (43, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s there a ton of in heaven?'),
  (44, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'It\'s a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ____.'),
  (45, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'It\'s a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ____.'),
  (46, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'It\'s a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ____.'),
  (47, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s a girl\'s best friend?'),
  (48, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s a girl\'s best friend?'),
  (49, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s a girl\'s best friend?'),
  (50, 1, 0, 0, 1, '____. High five, bro.'),
  (51, 2, 0, 0, 1, '____. High five, bro.'),
  (52, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'Step 1: ____. Step 2: ____. Step 3: Profit.'),
  (53, 2, 0, 0, 2, 'Step 1: ____. Step 2: ____. Step 3: Profit.'),
  (54, 1, 0, 2, 3, 'Make a haiku.'),
  (55, 2, 0, 2, 3, 'Make a haiku.'),
  (56, 3, 0, 2, 3, 'Make a haiku.'),
  (57, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'The class field trip was completely ruined by ____.'),
  (58, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'The class field trip was completely ruined by ____.'),
  (59, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'If you can\'t be with the one you love, love ____.'),
  (60, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'If you can\'t be with the one you love, love ____.'),
  (61, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate ____.'),
  (62, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m LeBron James, and when I\'m not slamming dunks, I love ____.'),
  (63, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m LeBron James, and when I\'m not slamming dunks, I love ____.'),
  (64, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I\'m having serious doubts about ____.'),
  (65, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I\'m having serious doubts about ____.'),
  (66, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I\'m having serious doubts about ____.'),
  (67, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ____.'),
  (68, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ____.'),
  (69, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'I never truly understood ____ until I encountered ____.'),
  (70, 2, 0, 0, 2, 'I never truly understood ____ until I encountered ____.'),
  (71, 3, 0, 0, 2, 'I never truly understood ____ until I encountered ____.'),
  (72, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m sorry, Professor, but I couldn\'t complete my homework because of ____.'),
  (73, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m sorry, Professor, but I couldn\'t complete my homework because of ____.'),
  (74, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I drink to forget ____.'),
  (75, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'I drink to forget ____.'),
  (76, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'I drink to forget ____.'),
  (77, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Next on ESPN2: The World Series of ____.'),
  (78, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Hey Reddit! I\'m ____. Ask me anything.'),
  (79, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Hey Reddit! I\'m ____. Ask me anything.'),
  (80, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Hey Reddit! I\'m ____. Ask me anything.'),
  (81, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'That\'s right, I killed ____. How, you ask? ____.'),
  (82, 2, 0, 0, 2, 'That\'s right, I killed ____. How, you ask? ____.'),
  (83, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'How did I lose my virginity?'),
  (84, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'How did I lose my virginity?'),
  (85, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and ____.'),
  (86, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and ____.'),
  (87, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Dear Abby, I\'m having some trouble with ____ and would like your advice.'),
  (88, 1, 0, 0, 1, '____. That was so metal.'),
  (89, 2, 0, 0, 1, '____. That was so metal.'),
  (90, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I got 99 problems but ____ ain\'t one.'),
  (91, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'I got 99 problems but ____ ain\'t one.'),
  (92, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'I got 99 problems but ____ ain\'t one.'),
  (93, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Why can\'t I sleep at night?'),
  (94, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Why can\'t I sleep at night?'),
  (95, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Why can\'t I sleep at night?'),
  (96, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Dude, <i>do not</i> go in that bathroom. There\'s ____ in there.'),
  (97, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'Lifetime&reg; presents \"____: the Story of ____.\"'),
  (98, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Hey guys, welcome to Chili\'s! Would you like to start the night off right with ____?'),
  (99, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Just once, I\'d like to hear you say \"Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ____.\"'),
  (100, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Old Macdonald had ____. E-I-E-I-O.'),
  (101, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What made my first kiss so awkward?'),
  (102, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What made my first kiss so awkward?'),
  (103, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What made my first kiss so awkward?'),
  (104, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop____'),
  (105, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What never fails to liven up the party?'),
  (106, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What never fails to liven up the party?'),
  (107, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What never fails to liven up the party?'),
  (108, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Kids, I don\'t need drugs to get high. I\'m high on ____.'),
  (109, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Kids, I don\'t need drugs to get high. I\'m high on ____.'),
  (110, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'When I was tripping on acid, ____ turned into ____.'),
  (111, 2, 0, 0, 2, 'When I was tripping on acid, ____ turned into ____.'),
  (112, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ____.'),
  (113, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ____.'),
  (114, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Men\'s Wearhouse. You\'re gonna like ____. I guarantee it.'),
  (115, 1, 0, 0, 1, '____. Betcha can\'t have just one!'),
  (116, 2, 0, 0, 1, '____. Betcha can\'t have just one!'),
  (117, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ____.'),
  (118, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ____.'),
  (119, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'The Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ____ everywhere you go.'),
  (120, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Click here for ____!!!'),
  (121, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'TSA guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes.'),
  (122, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?'),
  (123, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?'),
  (124, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?'),
  (125, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s that sound?'),
  (126, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s that sound?'),
  (127, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s that sound?'),
  (128, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What is Batman\'s guilty pleasure.'),
  (129, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'After eight years in the White House, how is Obama finally letting loose?'),
  (130, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'This season at Steppenwolf, Samuel Beckett\'s classic existential play: Waiting for ____.'),
  (131, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to ____.'),
  (132, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It\'s ____ and ____!'),
  (133, 2, 0, 0, 2, 'Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It\'s ____ and ____!'),
  (134, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Mabe she\'s born with it. Maybe it\'s ____.'),
  (135, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'They said we were crazy. They said we couldn\'t put ____ inside of ____. They were wrong.'),
  (136, 2, 0, 0, 2, 'They said we were crazy. They said we couldn\'t put ____ inside of ____. They were wrong.'),
  (137, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Arby\'s: We Have ____.'),
  (138, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What will always get you laid?'),
  (139, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What will always get you laid?'),
  (140, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What will always get you laid?'),
  (141, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'My fellow Americans: Before this decade is out, we <i>will</i> have ____ on the moon!'),
  (142, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What ended my last relationship?'),
  (143, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What ended my last relationship?'),
  (144, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What ended my last relationship?'),
  (145, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Why do I hurt all over?'),
  (146, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Why do I hurt all over?'),
  (147, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Why do I hurt all over?'),
  (148, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'When I am President, I will create the Department of ____.'),
  (149, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ____.'),
  (150, 1, 0, 2, 3, '____ + ____ = ____.'),
  (151, 2, 0, 2, 3, '____ + ____ = ____.'),
  (152, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s Teach For America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?'),
  (153, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'War! What is it good for?'),
  (154, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'War! What is it good for?'),
  (155, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'War! What is it good for?'),
  (156, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'In M. Night Shyamalan\'s new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ____ had really been ____ all along.'),
  (157, 2, 0, 0, 2, 'In M. Night Shyamalan\'s new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ____ had really been ____ all along.'),
  (158, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Military historians remember Alexander the Great for his brilliant use of ____ against the Persians.'),
  (159, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Military historians remember Alexander the Great for his brilliant use of ____ against the Persians.'),
  (160, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ____.'),
  (161, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ____.'),
  (162, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Coming to Broadway this season, ____: The Musical.'),
  (163, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'Coming to Broadway this season, ____: The Musical.'),
  (164, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Brought to you by Bud Light&reg;, the official Beer of ____.'),
  (165, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Check me out, yo! I call this dance move \"____.\"'),
  (166, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Check me out, yo! I call this dance move \"____.\"'),
  (167, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'And the Academy Award for ____ goes to ____.'),
  (168, 2, 0, 0, 2, 'And the Academy Award for ____ goes to ____.'),
  (169, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Introducing X-treme Baseball! It\'s like baseball, but with ____!'),
  (170, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ____ instead.'),
  (171, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ____ instead.'),
  (172, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ____ instead.'),
  (173, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m no doctor but I\'m pretty sure what you\'re suffering from is called \"____.\"'),
  (174, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Bravo\'s new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ____.'),
  (175, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'White people like ____.'),
  (176, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'White people like ____.'),
  (177, 1, 0, 0, 1, '____: kid-tested, mother-approved.'),
  (178, 2, 0, 0, 1, '____: kid-tested, mother-approved.'),
  (179, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'IF you like ____, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.'),
  (180, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What gives me uncontrollable gas?'),
  (181, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What gives me uncontrollable gas?'),
  (182, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What gives me uncontrollable gas?'),
  (183, 1, 0, 0, 2, '____ is a slippery slope that leads to ____.'),
  (184, 2, 0, 0, 2, '____ is a slippery slope that leads to ____.'),
  (185, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Today on <i>Maury</i> : \"Help! My son is ____!\"'),
  (186, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What is George W. Bush thinking about right now?'),
  (187, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What is George W. Bush thinking about right now?'),
  (188, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'For my next trick, I will pull ____ out of ____.'),
  (189, 2, 0, 0, 2, 'For my next trick, I will pull ____ out of ____.'),
  (190, 3, 0, 0, 2, 'For my next trick, I will pull ____ out of ____.'),
  (191, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s that smell?'),
  (192, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s that smell?'),
  (193, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s that smell?'),
  (194, 1, 0, 0, 1, '____. It\'s a trap!'),
  (195, 2, 0, 0, 1, '____. It\'s a trap!'),
  (196, 3, 0, 0, 1, '____. It\'s a trap!'),
  (197, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Well if you\'ll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ____.'),
  (198, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Well if you\'ll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ____.'),
  (199, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Well if you\'ll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ____.'),
  (200, 1, 0, 0, 1, '&#x2605;&#x2606;&#x2606;&#x2606;&#x2606; Do NOT go here! Found ____ in my Kung Pao chicken!'),
  (201, 2, 0, 0, 1, '&#x2605;&#x2606;&#x2606;&#x2606;&#x2606; Do NOT go here! Found ____ in my Kung Pao chicken!'),
  (202, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Why am I sticky?'),
  (203, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Why am I sticky?'),
  (204, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Why am I sticky?'),
  (205, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What makes life worth living?'),
  (206, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What makes life worth living?'),
  (207, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What makes life worth living?'),
  (208, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'In the Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ____ for the first time.'),
  (209, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ____.'),
  (210, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s my secret power?'),
  (211, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s my secret power?'),
  (212, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s my secret power?'),
  (213, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What are my parents hiding from me?'),
  (214, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What are my parents hiding from me?'),
  (215, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What are my parents hiding from me?'),
  (216, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Daddy, why is mommy crying?'),
  (217, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Daddy, why is mommy crying?'),
  (218, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'During sex, I like to think about ____.'),
  (219, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'During sex, I like to think about ____.'),
  (220, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'During sex, I like to think about ____.'),
  (221, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we\'re concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ____?'),
  (222, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we\'re concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ____?'),
  (223, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we\'re concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ____?'),
  (224, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I get by with a little help from ____.'),
  (225, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'I get by with a little help from ____.'),
  (226, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m no doctor, but I\'m pretty sure what you\'re suffering from is called \"____.\"'),
  (227, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m no doctor, but I\'m pretty sure what you\'re suffering from is called \"____.\"'),
  (228, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I\'m not stranger to ____.'),
  (229, 2, 0, 0, 2, 'CBC presents \"____: the Story of ____.\"'),
  (230, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Just once I\'d like to hear you say \"Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ____.\"'),
  (231, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Bravo\'s new reality show feature eight washed-up celebrities living with ____.'),
  (232, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Air Canada guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes.'),
  (233, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'When I am Prime Minister of Canada, I will create the Ministry of ____.'),
  (234, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Coming to Broadway this season, ____; The Musical.'),
  (235, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'This season at the Princess of Wales Theatre, Samuel Beckett\'s classic existential play: <i>Waiting for ____.</i>'),
  (236, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Here is church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ____.'),
  (237, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Here is church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ____.'),
  (238, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Penalty! ____: that\'s 5 minutes in the box!'),
  (239, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Click Here for ____!!!'),
  (240, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Click Here for ____!!!'),
  (241, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Hey guys, welcome to Boston Pizza! Would you like to start the night off right with ____?'),
  (242, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'I know when that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing: ____.'),
  (243, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Dude, <i>do not</i> go in that washroom. There\'s ____ in there.'),
  (244, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop ____'),
  (245, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop ____'),
  (246, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Brought to you by Molson Canadian, the Official Beer of ____.'),
  (247, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Maybe she\'s born with it. Maybe it\'s ____.'),
  (248, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Maybe she\'s born with it. Maybe it\'s ____.'),
  (249, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Next on TSN: The World Series of ____.'),
  (250, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without  ____.'),
  (251, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'O Canada, we stand on guard for ____.'),
  (252, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What is Batman\'s guilty pleasure?'),
  (253, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What is Batman\'s guilty pleasure?'),
  (254, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Old MacDonald has ____. E-I-E-I-O.'),
  (255, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Old MacDonald has ____. E-I-E-I-O.'),
  (256, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to: ____.'),
  (257, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to: ____.'),
  (258, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Dear Abby, I\'m having some trouble ____ and would like your advice.'),
  (259, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ____ for the first time.'),
  (260, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Skidamarink a dink a dink, skidamarink a doo, I love ____.'),
  (261, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you.'),
  (262, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you.'),
  (263, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ____ everywhere you go.'),
  (264, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 20-metre statue to commemorate ____.'),
  (265, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 20-metre statue to commemorate ____.'),
  (266, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Airport security guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes.'),
  (267, 3, 0, 0, 1, '____? Jim\'ll fix it!'),
  (268, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Daddy, why is mummy crying?'),
  (269, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Today on <i>The Jeremy Kyle Show:</i> \"Help! My son is ____!\"'),
  (270, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What did I bring back from Amsterdam?'),
  (271, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Mate, <i>do not go</i> in that bathroom. There\'s ____ in there.'),
  (272, 3, 0, 0, 1, '____. Once you pop, the fun don\'t stop!'),
  (273, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'When I am Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, I will create the Ministry of ____.'),
  (274, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Instead of coal, Father Christmas now gives the bad children ____.'),
  (275, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Just once I\'d like to hear you say \"Thanks, Mum. Thanks for ____.\"'),
  (276, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'UKIP: Putting ____ First!'),
  (277, 3, 0, 0, 2, 'And the BAFTA for ____ goes to____.'),
  (278, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'TFL apologizes for the delay in train service due to ____.'),
  (279, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, and ____.'),
  (280, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'The school trip was completely ruined by ____.'),
  (281, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'How am I maintaining my relationship status?'),
  (282, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'As the mum of five rambunctious boys, I\'m not stranger to ____.'),
  (283, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Next on Sky Sports: The World Champion of ____..'),
  (284, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s the next Happy Meal&reg; toy?'),
  (285, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'The theme for next year\'s Eurovision Song Contest is \"We are ____.\"'),
  (286, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Next up on Channel 4: Ramsay\'s ____ Nightmares.'),
  (287, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'In Belmarsh Prison, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ____.'),
  (288, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Now at the Natural History Museum: an interactive exhibit on ____.'),
  (289, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Hey guys, welcome to TGIF! Would you like to start the night off right with ____?'),
  (290, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Coming to the West End this year, ____: The Musical.'),
  (291, 3, 0, 0, 2, 'In a world ravaged by ____, our only solace is ____.'),
  (292, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'This season at the Old Vic, Samuel Beckett\'s classic existential play: Waiting for ____.'),
  (293, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Channel 5\'s new reality show feature eight washed-up celebrities living with ____.'),
  (294, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m sorry, Sir, but I couldn\'t complete my homework because of ____.'),
  (295, 3, 0, 0, 1, '____. That\'s what mums go to Iceland.'),
  (296, 3, 0, 0, 2, 'Channel 4 presents \"____: the Story of ____.\"'),
  (297, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Dear Agony Aunt, I\'m having some trouble with ____ and would like your advice.'),
  (298, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'Oi! Show us ____!'),
  (299, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'What did I bring back from Bali?'),
  (300, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'MTV\'s new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ____.'),
  (301, 4, 0, 0, 1, '&#x2605;&#x2606;&#x2606;&#x2606;&#x2606; Do NOT go here! Found ____ in my Mongolian chicken!'),
  (302, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'What broke up the original Wiggles?'),
  (303, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'Today on <i>Jerry Springer:</i> \"Help! My son is ____!\"'),
  (304, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'This season at the Sydney Opera House, Samuel Beckett\'s classic existential play: <i>Waiting for ____.</i>'),
  (305, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'Crikey! I\'ve never seen ____ like this before! Let\'s get a bit closer.'),
  (306, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s there a tonne of in heaven?'),
  (307, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'What makes me a true blue Aussie?'),
  (308, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'The school excursion was completely ruined by ____.'),
  (309, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'Channel 9 is pleased to present its new variety show, \"Hey Hey It\'s ____.\"'),
  (310, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'Qantas now prohibits ____ on airplanes.'),
  (311, 4, 0, 0, 2, 'ABC presents \"____: the Story of ____.\"'),
  (312, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'Next on Nine\'s Wide World of Sports: The World Series of ____.'),
  (313, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'Are you thinking what I\'m thinking, B1? I think I am, B2: it\'s ____ time!'),
  (314, 4, 0, 0, 1, '____? Yeah, nah.'),
  (315, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'Life for Aboriginal people was forever changed when the white man introduced them to ____.'),
  (316, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'Hey guys, welcome to Sizzler! Would you like to start the night off right with ____?'),
  (317, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'Brought to you by XXXX Gold, the Official Beer of ____.'),
  (318, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'Mate, <i>do not</i> go in that toilet. There\'s ____ in there.'),
  (319, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'In Australia, ____ is twice as big and twice as deadly.'),
  (320, 4, 0, 0, 1, 'When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Department of ____.'),
  (321, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?'),
  (322, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Lovin\' you is easy \'cause you\'re ____.'),
  (323, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with ____ alone.'),
  (324, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'The blind date was going horrible until we discovered our shared interest in ____.'),
  (325, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Science will never explain ____.'),
  (326, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ____, acceptance.'),
  (327, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?'),
  (328, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ____.'),
  (329, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Money can\'t buy me love, but it can buy me ____.'),
  (330, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into ____.'),
  (331, 5, 0, 0, 2, 'When you get right down to it, ____ is just ____.'),
  (332, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ____.'),
  (333, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Tonight\'s top story: What you don\'t know about ____ could kills you.'),
  (334, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Future historians will agree that ____ marked the beginning of America\'s decline.'),
  (335, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Coming this season, Samuel Beckett\'s classic existential play: <i>Waiting for ____.</i>'),
  (336, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'When I pooped, what came out of my butt?'),
  (337, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with ____.'),
  (338, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Finally! A service that delivers ____ right to your door.'),
  (339, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'And what did <i>you</i> bring for show and tell?'),
  (340, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 20-meter statue to commemorate ____.'),
  (341, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ____.'),
  (342, 5, 0, 0, 2, 'I spent my whole life working toward ____, only to have it ruined by ____.'),
  (343, 5, 0, 0, 2, '____ would be woefully incomplete without ____.'),
  (344, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Next on Eurosport: The World Championship of ____.'),
  (345, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of ____.'),
  (346, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ____.'),
  (347, 5, 0, 0, 2, 'Having problems with ____? Try ____!'),
  (348, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and ____.'),
  (349, 5, 0, 0, 2, 'My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found ____.com/____.'),
  (350, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure ____ for all eternity.'),
  (351, 5, 0, 0, 1, '____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.'),
  (352, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'My plan for world domination begins with ____.'),
  (353, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'I learned the hard way that you can\'t cheer up a grieving friend with ____.'),
  (354, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'A remarkable new study shows that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of ____.'),
  (355, 5, 0, 0, 2, 'After months of practice with ____, I think I\'m finally ready for ____.'),
  (356, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Ministry of ____.'),
  (357, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Turns out that ____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.'),
  (358, 5, 0, 0, 2, 'With enough time and pressure, ____ will turn into ____.'),
  (359, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'What left this stain on my couch?'),
  (360, 5, 0, 0, 2, 'Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of ____ has denied your request for ____.'),
  (361, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m not like the rest of you. I\'m too rich and busy for ____.'),
  (362, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of ____.'),
  (363, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Doctor, you\'ve gone too far! The human body wasn\'t meant to withstand that amount of ____!'),
  (364, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Only two things in life are certain: death and ____.'),
  (365, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'This month\'s Cosmo: \"Spice up your sex life by bringing ____ into the bedroom.\"'),
  (366, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about ____.'),
  (367, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'Tonight on 20/20: What you don\'t know about ____ could kill you.'),
  (368, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'My new favorite porn star is Joey \"____\" McGee.'),
  (369, 6, 0, 0, 2, 'Michael Bay\'s new three-hour action epic pits ____ against ____.'),
  (370, 6, 0, 0, 2, 'Before ____, all we had was ____.'),
  (371, 6, 0, 2, 3, 'I went from ____ to ____ all thanks to ____.'),
  (372, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'Aww, sick! I just saw this skater do a 720 kickflip into ____!'),
  (373, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s harshing my mellow, man?'),
  (374, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'I love being a mom. But it\'s tough when my kids come home filthy from ____. That\'s why there\'s Tide&reg;.'),
  (375, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for ____.'),
  (376, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of ____.'),
  (377, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'Welcome to Se&ntilde;or Frog\'s! Would you like to try our signature cocktail, \"____ on the Beach\"?'),
  (378, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'Hey baby, come back to my place and I\'ll show you ____.'),
  (379, 6, 0, 0, 2, 'You haven\'t truly lived until you\'ve experienced ____ and ____ at the same time.'),
  (380, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince, But you cannot win my heart with ____ alone.'),
  (381, 6, 0, 0, 2, 'In a pinch, ____ can be a suitable substitute for ____.'),
  (382, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'During high school, I never really fit in until I found ____ club.'),
  (383, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'Little Miss Muffet<br>Sat on a tuffet,<br>Eating her curds<br>and ____.'),
  (384, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated ____.'),
  (385, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'My gym teacher got fired for adding ____ to the obstacle course.'),
  (386, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in ____.'),
  (387, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'My country, \'tis of thee, sweet land of ____.'),
  (388, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'Call the law offices of Goldstein &amp; Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate ____ in the workplace.'),
  (389, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'Members of New York\'s social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience ____.'),
  (390, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from ____.'),
  (391, 6, 0, 0, 2, 'Dear Sir or Madam, <br>We regret to inform you that the Office of ____ has denied your request for ____.'),
  (392, 6, 0, 0, 2, '____: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for ____!'),
  (393, 6, 0, 0, 2, 'Listen, son. If you want to get involved with ____, I won\'t stop you. Just steer clear of ____.'),
  (394, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'Next week on the Discovery Channel, one man must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only ____ and his wits.'),
  (395, 6, 0, 0, 2, 'If God didn\'t want us to enjoy ____, he wouldn\'t have given us ____.'),
  (396, 6, 0, 0, 2, 'My life is ruined by a vicious cycle of ____ and ____.'),
  (397, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn\'t been for ____!'),
  (398, 6, 0, 0, 1, 'Legend has it Prince wouldn\'t perform without ____ in his dressing room.'),
  (399, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of ____.'),
  (400, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'We never did find ____, but along the way we sure learned a lot about ____.'),
  (401, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Do <i>not</i> fuck with me! I am literally ____ right now.'),
  (402, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or ____?'),
  (403, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s fun until it gets weird?'),
  (404, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'And today\'s soup is Cream of ____.'),
  (405, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world-famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy ____ by the poolside.'),
  (406, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'She\'s up all night for good fun. I\'m up all night for ____.'),
  (407, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I\'m into ____, and I love to have a good time.'),
  (408, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'I am become ____, destroyer of ____!'),
  (409, 7, 0, 0, 2, '____ may pass, but ____ will last forever.'),
  (410, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'In the beginning, there was ____. And the Lord said, \"Let there be ____.\"'),
  (411, 7, 0, 2, 3, 'You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on ____, and then there\'s some stuff about ____, and then it ends with ____.'),
  (412, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'This year\'s hottest album is \"____\" by ____.'),
  (413, 7, 0, 0, 1, '\"This is madness!\"<br><br>\" <i>No.</i> THIS IS ____!\"'),
  (414, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from ____.'),
  (415, 7, 0, 0, 2, '____ will never be the same after ____.'),
  (416, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'I don\'t mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of ____.'),
  (417, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Don\'t forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become \"____ Friday.\"'),
  (418, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Having the worst day EVER. #____'),
  (419, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Why am I broke?'),
  (420, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Wes Anderson\'s new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with ____.'),
  (421, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'Adventure. Romance. ____. From Paramount Pictures, \"____.\"'),
  (422, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'Patient presents with ____. Likely a result of ____.'),
  (423, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Yo\' mama so fat she ____!'),
  (424, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Now in bookstores: \"The Audacity of ____,\" by Barack Obama.'),
  (425, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with ____.'),
  (426, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with ____: priceless.'),
  (427, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Behind every powerful man is ____.'),
  (428, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Life\'s pretty tough in the fast lane. That\'s why I never leave the house without ____.'),
  (429, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with ____ every day.'),
  (430, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and ____.'),
  (431, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'If you can\'t handle ____, you\'d better stay away from ____.'),
  (432, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Man, this is bullshit. Fuck ____.'),
  (433, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'In return for my soul, the Devil promised me ____, but all I got was ____.'),
  (434, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of ____.'),
  (435, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is ____? Ask your doctor about Zoloft&reg;.'),
  (436, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? ____!?'),
  (437, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'This is America. If you don\'t work hard, you don\'t succeed. I don\'t care if you\'re black, white, purple, or ____.'),
  (438, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Dammit, Gary. You can\'t just solve every problem with ____.'),
  (439, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: ____.'),
  (440, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'This is the prime of my life. I\'m young, hot, and full of ____.'),
  (441, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'Every step towards ____ gets me a little bit closer to ____.'),
  (442, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'Well if ____ is good enough for ____, it\'s good enough for me.'),
  (443, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'WHOOO! God <i>damn</i> I love ____!'),
  (444, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'You Won\'t Believe These 15 Hilarious ____ Bloopers!'),
  (445, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'You\'ve seen the bearded lady! You\'ve seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon ____!'),
  (446, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'When I was a kid, we used to play Cowboys and ____.'),
  (447, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Do the Dew&reg; with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew ____!'),
  (448, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be ____, and I\'ll be ____.'),
  (449, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'Forget everything you know about ____, because now we\'ve supercharged it with ____!'),
  (450, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s making things awkward in the sauna?'),
  (451, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you\'re going to have to show me ____.'),
  (452, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Help me doctor, I\'ve got ____ in my butt.'),
  (453, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'Oprah\'s book of the month is \"____ For ____: A Story of Hope.\"'),
  (454, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'You know, once you get past ____, ____ ain\'t so bad.'),
  (455, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of ____.'),
  (456, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you\'ve been sent to the principal\'s office for ____.'),
  (457, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore ____ at their own pace.'),
  (458, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other\'s only interested in one thing: ____.'),
  (459, 7, 0, 0, 2, 'Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of ____, and I will not tolerate ____!'),
  (460, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?'),
  (461, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m sorry, sir, but we don\'t allow ____ at the country club.'),
  (462, 7, 0, 0, 1, '2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and <i>she</i> walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she\'s looking for ____.'),
  (463, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, ____.'),
  (464, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'What killed my boner?'),
  (465, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled \"____.\" Can you explain?'),
  (466, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m pretty sure I\'m high right now, because I\'m absolutely mesmerized by ____.'),
  (467, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'Don\'t worry, kid. It gets better. I\'ve been living with ____ for 20 years.'),
  (468, 7, 0, 0, 1, 'How am I compensating for my tiny penis?'),
  (469, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Ooo, daddy like ____.'),
  (470, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive ____.'),
  (471, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s about to take this dance floor to the next level?'),
  (472, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'What are all those whales singing about?'),
  (473, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'ve got rhythm, I\'ve got music, I\'ve got ____. Who could ask for anything more?'),
  (474, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Then the princess kissed the frog, and all of a sudden the frog was ____!'),
  (475, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'What turned me into a Republican?'),
  (476, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'If at first you don\'t succeed, try ____.'),
  (477, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Poor Brandon, still living in his parents\' basement. I hear he never got over ____.'),
  (478, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Coming to Red Lobster&reg; this month, ____.'),
  (479, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Most Americans would not vote for a candidate who is openly ____.'),
  (480, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'This Friday at the Liquid Lounge, it\'s ____ Night! Ladies drink free.'),
  (481, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Well, shit. My eyes ain\'t so good, but I\'ll eat my own boot if that ain\'t ____!'),
  (482, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'CNN breaking news! Scientists discover ____.'),
  (483, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'She\'s a lady in the streets, ____ in the sheets.'),
  (484, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'There is no God. It\'s just ____ and then you die.'),
  (485, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Best you go back where you came from, now. We don\'t take too kindly to ____ in these parts.'),
  (486, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'ve had a horrible vision, father. I saw mountains crumbling, stars falling from the sky. I saw ____.'),
  (487, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Oh no! Siri, how do I fix ____?'),
  (488, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Girls just wanna have ____.'),
  (489, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s the gayest?'),
  (490, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Son, take it from someone who\'s been around the block a few times. Nothin\' puts her in the mood like ____.'),
  (491, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Mom\'s to-do list:<br><br>Buy groceries<br>Clean up ____<br>Soccer practice'),
  (492, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'What will end racism once and for all?'),
  (493, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'No, no, no, no, no, NO! I will NOT let ____ ruin this wedding.'),
  (494, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Summer lovin\', had me a blast. ____, happened so fast.'),
  (495, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn\'t cover injuries caused by ____.'),
  (496, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'What sucks balls?'),
  (497, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Errbody in the club ____.'),
  (498, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'ll take the BBQ bacon burger with a fried egg and fuck it how about ____.'),
  (499, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'You won\'t believe what\'s in my pussy. It\'s ____.'),
  (500, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'The top Google auto-complete results for \"Barack Obama\": <br>Barack Obama height.<br>Barack Obama net worth.<br>Barack Obama ____.'),
  (501, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like ____.'),
  (502, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'LSD + ____ = really bad time.'),
  (503, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Feeling so grateful! #amazing #mylife #____'),
  (504, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Art isn\'t just a painting in a stuffy museum. Art is alive. Art is ____.'),
  (505, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Why am I laughing and crying and taking off my clothes?'),
  (506, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Google Calendar alert: ____ in 10 minutes.'),
  (507, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'One more thing. Watch out for Big Mike. They say he killed a man with ____.'),
  (508, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Dance like there\'s nobody watching, love like you\'ll never be hurt, and live like you\'re ____.'),
  (509, 8, 0, 0, 2, '____: Brought to you by ____.'),
  (510, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'In the 1950s, psychologists prescribed ____ as a cure for homosexuality.'),
  (511, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Well if ____ is a crime, then lock me up!'),
  (512, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Run, run, as fast as you can! You can\'t catch me, I\'m ____!'),
  (513, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s the most problematic?'),
  (514, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'With a one-time gift of just $10, you can save this child from ____.'),
  (515, 8, 0, 0, 2, '____ be all like ____.'),
  (516, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'You know who else liked ____? Hitler.'),
  (517, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'What totally destroyed my asshole?'),
  (518, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'I don\'t believe in God. I believe in ____.'),
  (519, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'She\'s just one of the guys, you know? She likes beer, and football, and ____.'),
  (520, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'Congratulations! You have been selected for our summer internship program. While we are unable to offer a salary, we <i>can</i> offer you ____.'),
  (521, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'I tell you, it was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like ____.'),
  (522, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'We do not shake with our left hands in this country. That is the hand we use for ____.'),
  (523, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'As Teddy Roosevelt said, the four manly virtues are honor, temperance, industry, and ____.'),
  (524, 9, 0, 0, 1, 'How did Stella get her groove back?'),
  (525, 9, 0, 0, 1, 'Siskel and Ebert have panned ____ as \"poorly conceived\" and \"sloppily executed.\"'),
  (526, 9, 0, 0, 1, 'Up next on Nickelodeon: \"Clarissa Explains ____.\"'),
  (527, 9, 0, 0, 1, 'It\'s Morphin\' Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! ____!'),
  (528, 9, 0, 0, 1, 'Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of ____.'),
  (529, 9, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m a bitch, I\'m a lover, I\'m a child, I\'m ____.'),
  (530, 9, 0, 0, 1, 'Tonight on SNICK: \"Are You Afraid of ____?\"'),
  (531, 10, 0, 0, 1, 'After blacking out during New Year\'s Eve, I was awoken by ____.'),
  (532, 10, 0, 0, 1, 'What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter?'),
  (533, 10, 0, 0, 1, 'Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their ____.'),
  (534, 10, 0, 0, 1, 'Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about ____.'),
  (535, 10, 0, 0, 1, 'Jesus is ____.'),
  (536, 10, 0, 0, 1, 'This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of ____ to save Christmas.'),
  (537, 10, 0, 0, 1, 'On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and ____.'),
  (538, 11, 0, 0, 1, 'When you go to the polls on Tuesday, remember: a vote for me is a vote for ____.'),
  (539, 11, 0, 0, 1, 'Senator, I trust you enjoyed ____ last night. Now, can I count on your vote?'),
  (540, 12, 0, 0, 1, 'Trump\'s great! Trump\'s got ____. I love that.'),
  (541, 12, 0, 0, 1, 'It\'s 3 AM. The red phone rings. It\'s ____. Who do you want answering?'),
  (542, 12, 0, 0, 1, 'According to Arizona\'s stand-your-ground law, you\'re allowed to shoot someone if they\'re ____.'),
  (543, 13, 0, 0, 1, 'I can\'t believe Netflix is using ____ to promote <i>House of Cards.</i>'),
  (544, 13, 0, 0, 1, 'A wise man said, \"Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about ____.\"'),
  (545, 13, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m not going to lie. I despise ____. There, I said it.'),
  (546, 13, 0, 0, 2, 'Corruption. Betrayal. ____. Coming soon to Netflix, \"House of ____.\"'),
  (547, 13, 0, 0, 1, 'We\'re not like other news organizations. Here at Slugline, we welcome ____ in the office.'),
  (548, 13, 0, 0, 2, 'Because you enjoyed ____, we thought you\'d like ____.'),
  (549, 13, 0, 0, 1, 'Cancel all my meetings. We\'ve got a situation with ____ that requires my immediate attention.'),
  (550, 13, 0, 0, 1, 'Our relationship is strictly professional. Let\'s not complicate things with ____.'),
  (551, 14, 0, 0, 1, 'My memory of last night is pretty hazy. I remember ____ and that\'s pretty much it.'),
  (552, 14, 0, 0, 1, 'Pledges! Time to prove you\'re Delta Phi material. Chug this beer, take off your shirts, and get ready for ____.'),
  (553, 14, 0, 0, 1, 'All classes today are canceled due to ____.'),
  (554, 14, 0, 0, 1, 'Did you know? Our college was recently named the #1 school for ____!'),
  (555, 14, 0, 0, 1, 'The Department of Psychology is looking for paid research volunteers. Are you 18-25 and suffering from ____?'),
  (556, 14, 0, 0, 1, 'In this paper, I will explore ____ from a feminist perspective.'),
  (557, 15, 0, 0, 1, 'Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into ____.'),
  (558, 15, 0, 0, 1, 'Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict\'s Secret Struggle with ____!'),
  (559, 15, 0, 0, 1, 'Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us ____.'),
  (560, 15, 0, 0, 1, 'Kids these days with their iPods and their internet. In my day, we all needed to pass the time was ____.'),
  (561, 15, 0, 0, 1, 'GREETINGS<br>HUMANS<br><br>I AM ____ BOT<br><br>EXECUTING PROGRAM'),
  (562, 15, 0, 0, 2, 'But wait, there\'s more! If you order ____ in the next 15 minutes, we\'ll throw in ____ absolutely free!'),
  (563, 15, 0, 0, 2, 'Here\'s what you can expect for the new year. Out: ____. In: ____.'),
  (564, 15, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate?'),
  (565, 15, 0, 0, 1, 'I really hope my grandma doesn\'t ask me to explain ____ again.'),
  (566, 16, 0, 0, 2, 'Critics are raving about HBO\'s new <i>Game of Thrones</i> spin-off, \"____ of ____.\"'),
  (567, 16, 0, 0, 1, 'Your father was a powerful wizard, Harry. Before he died, he left you something very precious: ____.'),
  (568, 16, 0, 0, 1, 'Having tired of poetry and music, the immortal elves now fill their days with ____.'),
  (569, 16, 0, 0, 1, 'And in the end, the dragon was not evil; he just wanted ____.'),
  (570, 16, 0, 0, 1, 'Who blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time?'),
  (571, 16, 0, 0, 1, 'Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by ____.'),
  (572, 17, 0, 0, 1, 'Coming this spring from BioWare, <i>Mass Effect: ____.</i>'),
  (573, 17, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place for ____ on the Citadel.'),
  (574, 17, 0, 0, 1, 'It turns out The Reapers didn\'t want to destroy the galaxy. They just wanted ____.'),
  (575, 17, 0, 0, 1, 'We were the best hand-to-hand combatants on the ship. I had reach, but she had ____.'),
  (576, 18, 0, 0, 1, 'Behold the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! War, Famine, Death, and ____.'),
  (577, 18, 0, 0, 1, 'Honey, Mommy and Daddy love you very much.But apparently Mommy loves ____ more than she loves Daddy.'),
  (578, 18, 0, 0, 2, 'A curse upon thee! Many years from now, just when you think you\'re safe, ____ shall turn into ____.'),
  (579, 18, 0, 0, 1, 'Dear Mom and Dad, Camp is fun. I like capture the flag. Yesterday, one of the older kids taught me about ____. I love you, Casey'),
  (580, 18, 0, 0, 2, 'Today on Buzzfeed: 10 Pictures of ____ That Look Like ____!'),
  (581, 18, 0, 0, 1, 'Why am I so tired?'),
  (582, 19, 0, 0, 1, 'Curiosity was put into safe mode after its hazcams detected ____.'),
  (583, 19, 0, 0, 1, 'NASA will spend 15 billion dollars on an unprecedented mission: ____ in space.'),
  (584, 20, 0, 0, 1, 'It\'s not delivery. It\'s ____.'),
  (585, 20, 0, 0, 1, 'Don\'t miss Rachel Ray\'s hit new show, <i>Cooking with ____.</i>'),
  (586, 20, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m Bobby Flay, and if you can\'t stand ____, get out of the kitchen!'),
  (587, 20, 0, 0, 1, 'Now on Netflix: <i>Jiro Dreams of ____.</i>'),
  (588, 20, 0, 0, 1, 'Aw babe, your burps smell like ____!'),
  (589, 20, 0, 0, 1, 'Excuse me, waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like ____.'),
  (590, 21, 0, 0, 1, 'You have been waylaid by ____ and must defend yourself.'),
  (591, 21, 0, 0, 1, 'I have an idea even better than Kickstarter, and it\'s called ____starter.'),
  (592, 22, 0, 0, 1, 'Donna, pick up my dry cleaning and get my wife something for christmas. I think she likes ____.'),
  (593, 22, 0, 0, 1, 'It\'s beginning to look a lot like ____.'),
  (594, 23, 0, 0, 1, 'In the final round of this year\'s Omegathon, Omeganauts must face off in a game of ____.'),
  (595, 23, 0, 0, 1, 'Action stations! Action stations! Set condition one throughout the fleet and brace for ____!'),
  (596, 24, 0, 0, 1, 'Press &darr;&darr;&larr;&rarr;B to unleash ____.'),
  (597, 24, 0, 0, 1, 'I don\'t know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with ____.'),
  (598, 25, 0, 0, 2, '____ is way better in ____ mode.'),
  (599, 25, 0, 0, 1, '____: Achievement unlocked.'),
  (600, 25, 0, 0, 1, '<i>(Heavy breathing)</i> Luke, I am ____.'),
  (601, 25, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s the latest bullshit that\'s troubling this quaint fantasy town?'),
  (602, 25, 0, 0, 1, 'What made Spock cry?'),
  (603, 26, 0, 0, 1, 'What the hell?! They added a 6/6 with flying, trample, and ____.'),
  (604, 26, 0, 0, 2, '____ is way better in ____mode.'),
  (605, 26, 0, 0, 1, 'Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be <i>told</i> what ____ is. You have to see it for yourself.'),
  (606, 26, 0, 0, 1, 'You think you have defeated me? Well, let\'s see how you handle ____!'),
  (607, 27, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s so important right now that you can\'t call your mother?'),
  (608, 27, 0, 0, 1, 'According to Freud, all children progress through three stages of development: the oral stage, the anal stage, and the ____ stage.'),
  (609, 27, 0, 0, 1, 'Oh, your daughter should meet my son! He gives to charity, he loves ____ and did I mention he\'s a doctor?'),
  (610, 27, 0, 0, 1, 'Coming to Broadway next season: \"____ on the Roof.\"'),
  (611, 27, 0, 0, 1, 'Can\'t you see? The Jews are behind everything--the banks, the media, even ____!'),
  (612, 28, 0, 0, 1, 'In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Shepard must save the galaxy from ____.'),
  (613, 28, 0, 0, 1, 'The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about ____.'),
  (614, 28, 0, 0, 1, 'There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees ____.'),
  (615, 28, 0, 0, 1, 'No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on ____.'),
  (616, 29, 0, 0, 1, 'What gets me wet?'),
  (617, 29, 0, 0, 1, 'My body, my voice! ____, my choice!'),
  (618, 29, 0, 0, 1, 'My vagina\'s angry. My vagina\'s furious and it needs to talk. It needs to talk about ____.'),
  (619, 29, 0, 0, 1, 'Can a woman really have it all? A career <i>and ____?</i>'),
  (620, 29, 0, 0, 1, 'Tampax&reg;: Don\'t let your period ruin ____.'),
  (621, 29, 0, 0, 1, 'New from Mattel, it\'s ____ Barbie!'),
  (622, 30, 0, 0, 1, 'Donald Trump\'s first act as president was to outlaw ____.'),
  (623, 30, 0, 0, 1, 'Donald Trump has nominated ____ for his VP.'),
  (624, 30, 0, 0, 1, 'In 2019, Donald Trump eliminated our national parks to make room for ____.'),
  (625, 31, 0, 0, 2, 'What are two cards in your hand that you want to get rid of?'),
  (626, 31, 0, 0, 1, 'From WBEZ Chicago, it\'s <i>This American Life.</i> Today on our program, ____. Stay with us.'),
  (627, 31, 0, 0, 1, 'My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare for ____.'),
  (628, 31, 0, 0, 1, '[rorschach test] What do you see?'),
  (629, 31, 0, 0, 1, 'Sir, we found you passed out naked on the side of the road. What\'s the last thing you remember?'),
  (630, 31, 0, 0, 1, 'You can\'t wait forever. It\'s time to talk to your doctor about ____.'),
  (631, 31, 0, 0, 1, 'The elders of the Ibo tribe of Nigeria recommend ____ as a cure for impotence.'),
  (632, 31, 0, 0, 1, 'The Westboro Baptist Church is now picketing soldiers\' funerals with signs that read \'GOD HATES ____!\''),
  (633, 32, 0, 0, 1, 'Looking to earn big bucks? Learn how to make ____ work for you!'),
  (634, 32, 0, 0, 1, 'How are the writers of Cards Against Humanity spending your $25?'),
  (635, 33, 0, 0, 1, 'Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to ____.'),
  (636, 33, 0, 0, 1, 'Computer! Display ____ on screen. Enhance.');
  INSERT INTO `Cards` (`id`, `packId`, `type`, `draw`, `pick`, `content`) VALUES
  (637, 33, 0, 0, 1, 'You\'re not going to believe this, but I\'m you from the future! You\'ve got to stop ____.'),
  (638, 33, 0, 0, 1, 'This won\'t be like negotiating with the Vogons. Humans only respond to one thing: ____.'),
  (639, 33, 0, 0, 1, 'Madam President, the asteroid is headed directly for Earth and there\'s one one thing that can stop it: ____.'),
  (640, 33, 0, 0, 1, 'You have violated the Prime Directive! You exposed an alien culture to ____ before they were ready.'),
  (641, 33, 0, 0, 1, 'What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?'),
  (642, 34, 0, 0, 1, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'),
  (643, 34, 0, 0, 1, 'Some men aren\'t looking for anything logical, like money. They can\'t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want ____.'),
  (644, 34, 0, 0, 1, 'America is hungry. America needs ____.'),
  (645, 34, 0, 0, 1, 'In bourgeois society, capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is ____.'),
  (646, 34, 0, 0, 1, 'Housekeeping! You want ____?'),
  (647, 34, 0, 0, 1, 'BowWOW! is the first pet hotel in LA that offers ____ for dogs.'),
  (648, 34, 0, 0, 1, 'Astronomers have discovered that the universe consists of 5% ordinary matter, 25% dark matter, and 70% ____.'),
  (649, 34, 0, 0, 1, 'Hey, whatever happened to Renee Zellweger?'),
  (650, 34, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s wrong with these gorillas?'),
  (651, 34, 0, 0, 1, 'You say tomato, I say ____.'),
  (652, 35, 0, 0, 1, 'A study published in <i>Nature</i> this week found that ____ is good for you in small doses.'),
  (653, 35, 0, 0, 1, 'What really killed the dinosaurs?'),
  (654, 35, 0, 0, 2, 'In line with our predictions, we find a robust correlation between ____ and ____ ( <i>p&lt;.05).</i>'),
  (655, 35, 0, 0, 2, 'In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between ____ and ____.'),
  (656, 35, 0, 0, 1, 'In what\'s being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized ____ in the lab.'),
  (657, 35, 0, 0, 1, 'Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we\'re learning about ____!'),
  (658, 35, 0, 0, 2, 'Today on <i>Mythbusters,</i> we find out how long ____ can withstand ____.'),
  (659, 36, 0, 0, 1, 'Hold up. I gotta deal with ____, then I\'mma smoke this.'),
  (660, 36, 0, 0, 1, 'Okay here\'s the pitch. James Franco and Seth Rogen are trying to score some weed, and then ____ happens.'),
  (661, 36, 0, 0, 1, 'You know what\'s like, really funny when you think about it? ____.'),
  (663, 36, 0, 0, 1, 'Everyone is staring at you because you\'re ____.'),
  (664, 37, 0, 0, 1, 'Wait, I came here to buy socks. How did I wind up with ____?'),
  (665, 38, 0, 0, 1, 'Hey, you guys want to try this awesome new game? It\'s called ____.'),
  (666, 38, 0, 0, 1, 'For my turn, I will spend four gold and allocate all three workers to ____.'),
  (667, 38, 0, 0, 1, 'Backers who supported Tabletop at the $25,000 level were astonished to receive ____ from Wil Wheaton himself.'),
  (668, 39, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m just gonna stay in tonight. You know, Netflix and ____.'),
  (669, 39, 0, 0, 1, 'What did I nickname my genitals?'),
  (670, 39, 0, 0, 1, 'This app is basically Tinder, but for ____.'),
  (671, 39, 0, 0, 1, 'You guys, you can buy ____ on the dark web.'),
  (672, 39, 0, 0, 1, 'Don\'t worry, Penny! Go Go Gadget ____!'),
  (673, 39, 0, 0, 1, 'TRIGGER WARNING: ____.'),
  (674, 39, 0, 0, 2, 'I need you like ____ needs ____.'),
  (675, 39, 0, 0, 2, 'Such ____. Very ____. Wow.'),
  (676, 39, 0, 0, 1, 'Nothing says \"I love you\" like ____.'),
  (677, 1, 0, 0, 1, '50% of all marriages end in ____.'),
  (678, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Next from J.K. Rowling: <i>Harry Potter and the Chamber of ____.</i>'),
  (679, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with ____.'),
  (680, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it\'s time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: ____.'),
  (681, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ____.'),
  (682, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s there a ton of in heaven?'),
  (683, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'It\'s a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ____.'),
  (684, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s a girl\'s best friend?'),
  (685, 1, 0, 0, 1, '____. High five, bro.'),
  (686, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'Step 1: ____. Step 2: ____. Step 3: Profit.'),
  (687, 1, 0, 2, 3, 'Make a haiku.'),
  (688, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'The class field trip was completely ruined by ____.'),
  (689, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'If you can\'t be with the one you love, love ____.'),
  (690, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m LeBron James, and when I\'m not slamming dunks, I love ____.'),
  (691, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I\'m having serious doubts about ____.'),
  (692, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ____.'),
  (693, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'I never truly understood ____ until I encountered ____.'),
  (694, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m sorry, Professor, but I couldn\'t complete my homework because of ____.'),
  (695, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I drink to forget ____.'),
  (696, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Hey Reddit! I\'m ____. Ask me anything.'),
  (697, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'That\'s right, I killed ____. How, you ask? ____.'),
  (698, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'How did I lose my virginity?'),
  (699, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and ____.'),
  (700, 1, 0, 0, 1, '____. That was so metal.'),
  (701, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I got 99 problems but ____ ain\'t one.'),
  (702, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Why can\'t I sleep at night?'),
  (703, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Dude, <i>do not</i> go in that bathroom. There\'s ____ in there.'),
  (704, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Just once, I\'d like to hear you say \"Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ____.\"'),
  (705, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What made my first kiss so awkward?'),
  (706, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop____'),
  (707, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What never fails to liven up the party?'),
  (708, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Kids, I don\'t need drugs to get high. I\'m high on ____.'),
  (709, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'When I was tripping on acid, ____ turned into ____.'),
  (710, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ____.'),
  (711, 1, 0, 0, 1, '____. Betcha can\'t have just one!'),
  (712, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ____.'),
  (713, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?'),
  (714, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s that sound?'),
  (715, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It\'s ____ and ____!'),
  (716, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'They said we were crazy. They said we couldn\'t put ____ inside of ____. They were wrong.'),
  (717, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What will always get you laid?'),
  (718, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'My fellow Americans: Before this decade is out, we <i>will</i> have ____ on the moon!'),
  (719, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What ended my last relationship?'),
  (720, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Why do I hurt all over?'),
  (721, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ____.'),
  (722, 1, 0, 2, 3, '____ + ____ = ____.'),
  (723, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'War! What is it good for?'),
  (724, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'In M. Night Shyamalan\'s new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ____ had really been ____ all along.'),
  (725, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Military historians remember Alexander the Great for his brilliant use of ____ against the Persians.'),
  (726, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ____.'),
  (727, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Coming to Broadway this season, ____: The Musical.'),
  (728, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Check me out, yo! I call this dance move \"____.\"'),
  (729, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'And the Academy Award for ____ goes to ____.'),
  (730, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Introducing X-treme Baseball! It\'s like baseball, but with ____!'),
  (731, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ____ instead.'),
  (732, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'White people like ____.'),
  (733, 1, 0, 0, 1, '____: kid-tested, mother-approved.'),
  (734, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'IF you like ____, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.'),
  (735, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What gives me uncontrollable gas?'),
  (736, 1, 0, 0, 2, '____ is a slippery slope that leads to ____.'),
  (737, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Today on <i>Maury</i> : \"Help! My son is ____!\"'),
  (738, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What is George W. Bush thinking about right now?'),
  (739, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'For my next trick, I will pull ____ out of ____.'),
  (740, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s that smell?'),
  (741, 1, 0, 0, 1, '____. It\'s a trap!'),
  (742, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Well if you\'ll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ____.'),
  (743, 1, 0, 0, 1, '&#x2605;&#x2606;&#x2606;&#x2606;&#x2606; Do NOT go here! Found ____ in my Kung Pao chicken!'),
  (744, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Why am I sticky?'),
  (745, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What makes life worth living?'),
  (746, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ____.'),
  (747, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s my secret power?'),
  (748, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What are my parents hiding from me?'),
  (749, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Daddy, why is mommy crying?'),
  (750, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'During sex, I like to think about ____.'),
  (751, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we\'re concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ____?'),
  (752, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I get by with a little help from ____.'),
  (753, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m no doctor, but I\'m pretty sure what you\'re suffering from is called \"____.\"'),
  (754, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Here is church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ____.'),
  (755, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Click Here for ____!!!'),
  (756, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop ____'),
  (757, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Maybe she\'s born with it. Maybe it\'s ____.'),
  (758, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without  ____.'),
  (759, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What is Batman\'s guilty pleasure?'),
  (760, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Old MacDonald has ____. E-I-E-I-O.'),
  (761, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to: ____.'),
  (762, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ____ for the first time.'),
  (763, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you.'),
  (764, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 20-metre statue to commemorate ____.'),
  (765, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Daddy, why is mummy crying?'),
  (766, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'Just once I\'d like to hear you say \"Thanks, Mum. Thanks for ____.\"'),
  (767, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'How am I maintaining my relationship status?'),
  (768, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'As the mum of five rambunctious boys, I\'m not stranger to ____.'),
  (769, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'The theme for next year\'s Eurovision Song Contest is \"We are ____.\"'),
  (770, 3, 0, 0, 2, 'In a world ravaged by ____, our only solace is ____.'),
  (771, 3, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m sorry, Sir, but I couldn\'t complete my homework because of ____.'),
  (772, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?'),
  (773, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Lovin\' you is easy \'cause you\'re ____.'),
  (774, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Science will never explain ____.'),
  (775, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ____, acceptance.'),
  (776, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?'),
  (777, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ____.'),
  (778, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Money can\'t buy me love, but it can buy me ____.'),
  (779, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into ____.'),
  (780, 5, 0, 0, 2, 'When you get right down to it, ____ is just ____.'),
  (781, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ____.'),
  (782, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Future historians will agree that ____ marked the beginning of America\'s decline.'),
  (783, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'When I pooped, what came out of my butt?'),
  (784, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with ____.'),
  (785, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Finally! A service that delivers ____ right to your door.'),
  (786, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'And what did <i>you</i> bring for show and tell?'),
  (787, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ____.'),
  (788, 5, 0, 0, 2, 'I spent my whole life working toward ____, only to have it ruined by ____.'),
  (789, 5, 0, 0, 2, '____ would be woefully incomplete without ____.'),
  (790, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of ____.'),
  (791, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ____.'),
  (792, 5, 0, 0, 2, 'Having problems with ____? Try ____!'),
  (793, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and ____.'),
  (794, 5, 0, 0, 2, 'My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found ____.com/____.'),
  (795, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure ____ for all eternity.'),
  (796, 5, 0, 0, 1, '____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.'),
  (797, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'My plan for world domination begins with ____.'),
  (798, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'I learned the hard way that you can\'t cheer up a grieving friend with ____.'),
  (799, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'A remarkable new study shows that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of ____.'),
  (800, 5, 0, 0, 2, 'After months of practice with ____, I think I\'m finally ready for ____.'),
  (801, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Turns out that ____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.'),
  (802, 5, 0, 0, 2, 'With enough time and pressure, ____ will turn into ____.'),
  (803, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'What left this stain on my couch?'),
  (804, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m not like the rest of you. I\'m too rich and busy for ____.'),
  (805, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of ____.'),
  (806, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Doctor, you\'ve gone too far! The human body wasn\'t meant to withstand that amount of ____!'),
  (807, 5, 0, 0, 1, 'Only two things in life are certain: death and ____.'),
  (808, 8, 0, 0, 1, 'As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive ____.'),
  (809, 10, 0, 0, 1, 'Jesus is ____.'),
  (810, 10, 0, 0, 1, 'This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of ____ to save Christmas.'),
  (811, 15, 0, 0, 1, 'Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us ____.'),
  (812, 15, 0, 0, 2, 'Here\'s what you can expect for the new year. Out: ____. In: ____.'),
  (813, 15, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate?'),
  (814, 24, 0, 0, 1, 'Press &darr;&darr;&larr;&rarr;B to unleash ____.'),
  (815, 25, 0, 0, 1, '____: Achievement unlocked.'),
  (816, 25, 0, 0, 1, '<i>(Heavy breathing)</i> Luke, I am ____.'),
  (817, 25, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s the latest bullshit that\'s troubling this quaint fantasy town?'),
  (818, 25, 0, 0, 1, 'What made Spock cry?'),
  (819, 1, 0, 0, 1, '50% of all marriages end in ____.'),
  (820, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Next from J.K. Rowling: <i>Harry Potter and the Chamber of ____.</i>'),
  (821, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with ____.'),
  (822, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it\'s time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: ____.'),
  (823, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ____.'),
  (824, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s there a ton of in heaven?'),
  (825, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'It\'s a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ____.'),
  (826, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s a girl\'s best friend?'),
  (827, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'Step 1: ____. Step 2: ____. Step 3: Profit.'),
  (828, 1, 0, 2, 3, 'Make a haiku.'),
  (829, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'If you can\'t be with the one you love, love ____.'),
  (830, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I\'m having serious doubts about ____.'),
  (831, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ____.'),
  (832, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'I never truly understood ____ until I encountered ____.'),
  (833, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I drink to forget ____.'),
  (834, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Hey Reddit! I\'m ____. Ask me anything.'),
  (835, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'That\'s right, I killed ____. How, you ask? ____.'),
  (836, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'How did I lose my virginity?'),
  (837, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and ____.'),
  (838, 1, 0, 0, 1, '____. That was so metal.'),
  (839, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I got 99 problems but ____ ain\'t one.'),
  (840, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Why can\'t I sleep at night?'),
  (841, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What made my first kiss so awkward?'),
  (842, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What never fails to liven up the party?'),
  (843, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Kids, I don\'t need drugs to get high. I\'m high on ____.'),
  (844, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'When I was tripping on acid, ____ turned into ____.'),
  (845, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?'),
  (846, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s that sound?'),
  (847, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It\'s ____ and ____!'),
  (848, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'They said we were crazy. They said we couldn\'t put ____ inside of ____. They were wrong.'),
  (849, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What will always get you laid?'),
  (850, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What ended my last relationship?'),
  (851, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Why do I hurt all over?'),
  (852, 1, 0, 2, 3, '____ + ____ = ____.'),
  (853, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'War! What is it good for?'),
  (854, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'In M. Night Shyamalan\'s new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ____ had really been ____ all along.'),
  (855, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Military historians remember Alexander the Great for his brilliant use of ____ against the Persians.'),
  (856, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Check me out, yo! I call this dance move \"____.\"'),
  (857, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'And the Academy Award for ____ goes to ____.'),
  (858, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ____ instead.'),
  (859, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'White people like ____.'),
  (860, 1, 0, 0, 1, '____: kid-tested, mother-approved.'),
  (861, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What gives me uncontrollable gas?'),
  (862, 1, 0, 0, 2, '____ is a slippery slope that leads to ____.'),
  (863, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What is George W. Bush thinking about right now?'),
  (864, 1, 0, 0, 2, 'For my next trick, I will pull ____ out of ____.'),
  (865, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s that smell?'),
  (866, 1, 0, 0, 1, '____. It\'s a trap!'),
  (867, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Well if you\'ll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ____.'),
  (868, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Why am I sticky?'),
  (869, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What makes life worth living?'),
  (870, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What\'s my secret power?'),
  (871, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'What are my parents hiding from me?'),
  (872, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'During sex, I like to think about ____.'),
  (873, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we\'re concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ____?'),
  (874, 1, 0, 0, 1, 'I get by with a little help from ____.'),
  (875, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'I\'m no doctor, but I\'m pretty sure what you\'re suffering from is called \"____.\"'),
  (876, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'Click Here for ____!!!'),
  (877, 2, 0, 0, 1, 'What is Batman\'s guilty pleasure?'),
  (878, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Throwing grapes at a man until he loses touch with reality.'),
  (879, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Throwing grapes at a man until he loses touch with reality.'),
  (880, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Throwing grapes at a man until he loses touch with reality.'),
  (881, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My Uber driver, Pavel.'),
  (882, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'My Uber driver, Pavel.'),
  (883, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Hamburglar.'),
  (884, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A stray pube.'),
  (885, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A stray pube.'),
  (886, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A stray pube.'),
  (887, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'White privilege.'),
  (888, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'White privilege.'),
  (889, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Facebook.'),
  (890, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Facebook.'),
  (891, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Facebook.'),
  (892, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.'),
  (893, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.'),
  (894, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.'),
  (895, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Forced sterilization.'),
  (896, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'An Oedipus complex.'),
  (897, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'An Oedipus complex.'),
  (898, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'An Oedipus complex.'),
  (899, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Scientology.'),
  (900, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Scientology.'),
  (901, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Scientology.'),
  (902, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My fat daughter.'),
  (903, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'My fat daughter.'),
  (904, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'My fat daughter.'),
  (905, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Active listening.'),
  (906, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Vigorous jazz hands.'),
  (907, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Vigorous jazz hands.'),
  (908, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.'),
  (909, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.'),
  (910, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The rhythms of Africa.'),
  (911, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The rhythms of Africa.'),
  (912, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The homosexual agenda.'),
  (913, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The homosexual agenda.'),
  (914, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them.'),
  (915, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them.'),
  (916, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them.'),
  (917, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A time travel paradox.'),
  (918, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A time travel paradox.'),
  (919, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A time travel paradox.'),
  (920, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Lactation.'),
  (921, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Lactation.'),
  (922, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Lactation.'),
  (923, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Dick fingers.'),
  (924, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Dick fingers.'),
  (925, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Dick fingers.'),
  (926, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Dying.'),
  (927, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Dying.'),
  (928, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Dying.'),
  (929, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My good bra.'),
  (930, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'My good bra.'),
  (931, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'My good bra.'),
  (932, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Me time.'),
  (933, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Me time.'),
  (934, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Me time.'),
  (935, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Smallpox blankets.'),
  (936, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'J.D. Power and his associates.'),
  (937, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Seeing my father cry.'),
  (938, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Seeing my father cry.'),
  (939, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Seeing my father cry.'),
  (940, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Seppuku.'),
  (941, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Seppuku.'),
  (942, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Adderall.&reg;'),
  (943, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Hot people.'),
  (944, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Hot people.'),
  (945, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Hot people.'),
  (946, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Dead babies.'),
  (947, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Dead babies.'),
  (948, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Dead babies.'),
  (949, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Not reciprocating oral sex.'),
  (950, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Not reciprocating oral sex.'),
  (951, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Not reciprocating oral sex.'),
  (952, 1, 1, 0, 0, '50 mg of Zoloft daily.'),
  (953, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A bleached asshole.'),
  (954, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A bleached asshole.'),
  (955, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Flesh-eating bacteria.'),
  (956, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Flesh-eating bacteria.'),
  (957, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Flesh-eating bacteria.'),
  (958, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Itchy pussy.'),
  (959, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Itchy pussy.'),
  (960, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Itchy pussy.'),
  (961, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Foreskin.'),
  (962, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Foreskin.'),
  (963, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Foreskin.'),
  (964, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Worshipping that pussy.'),
  (965, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Worshipping that pussy.'),
  (966, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'How far I can get my own penis up my butt.'),
  (967, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'How far I can get my own penis up my butt.'),
  (968, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'How far I can get my own penis up my butt.'),
  (969, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'World peace.'),
  (970, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'World peace.'),
  (971, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'World peace.'),
  (972, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.'),
  (973, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.'),
  (974, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.'),
  (975, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Kamikaze pilots.'),
  (976, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Kamikaze pilots.'),
  (977, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Kamikaze pilots.'),
  (978, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Anal beads.'),
  (979, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Anal beads.'),
  (980, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Being rich.'),
  (981, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Being rich.'),
  (982, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Being rich.'),
  (983, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Three-Fifths Compromise.'),
  (984, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Shapeshifters.'),
  (985, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Shapeshifters.'),
  (986, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Shapeshifters.'),
  (987, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Lockjaw.'),
  (988, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Lockjaw.'),
  (989, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting so angry that you pop a boner.'),
  (990, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting so angry that you pop a boner.'),
  (991, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Child beauty pageants.'),
  (992, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Child beauty pageants.'),
  (993, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Breaking out into song and dance.'),
  (994, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Breaking out into song and dance.'),
  (995, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Breaking out into song and dance.'),
  (996, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Pretending to care.'),
  (997, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Pretending to care.'),
  (998, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Pretending to care.'),
  (999, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Waiting till marriage.'),
  (1000, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Waiting till marriage.'),
  (1001, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Waiting till marriage.'),
  (1002, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The wifi password.'),
  (1003, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The wifi password.'),
  (1004, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The wifi password.'),
  (1005, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Being a woman.'),
  (1006, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Being a woman.'),
  (1007, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Being a woman.'),
  (1008, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The past.'),
  (1009, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The past.'),
  (1010, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The past.'),
  (1011, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Catapults.'),
  (1012, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Catapults.'),
  (1013, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A lifetime of sadness.'),
  (1014, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A lifetime of sadness.'),
  (1015, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A lifetime of sadness.'),
  (1016, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Going an entire day without masturbating.'),
  (1017, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Going an entire day without masturbating.'),
  (1018, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Going an entire day without masturbating.'),
  (1019, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Dwayne \"The Rock\" Johnson.'),
  (1020, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Dwayne \"The Rock\" Johnson.'),
  (1021, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Dwayne \"The Rock\" Johnson.'),
  (1022, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A saxophone solo.'),
  (1023, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A saxophone solo.'),
  (1024, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A saxophone solo.'),
  (1025, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Being marginalized.'),
  (1026, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The penny whistle solo from \"My Heart Will Go On.\"'),
  (1027, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The penny whistle solo from \"My Heart Will Go On.\"'),
  (1028, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from their thousand-year slumber.'),
  (1029, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from their thousand-year slumber.'),
  (1030, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from their thousand-year slumber.'),
  (1031, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My genitals.'),
  (1032, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'My genitals.'),
  (1033, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'My genitals.'),
  (1034, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Little boy penises.'),
  (1035, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Little boy penises.'),
  (1036, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Punching a congressman in the face.'),
  (1037, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Some god damn peace and quiet.'),
  (1038, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'BATMAN!'),
  (1039, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'BATMAN!'),
  (1040, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'BATMAN!'),
  (1041, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Ruth Bader Ginsburg brutally gaveling your penis.'),
  (1042, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Preteens.'),
  (1043, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Preteens.'),
  (1044, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Preteens.'),
  (1045, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'More elephant cock than I bargained for.'),
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  (1395, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Three dicks at the same time.'),
  (1396, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The wonders of the Orient.'),
  (1397, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The wonders of the Orient.'),
  (1398, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Puppies!'),
  (1399, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Puppies!'),
  (1400, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Puppies!'),
  (1401, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'An unwanted pregnancy.'),
  (1402, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'An unwanted pregnancy.'),
  (1403, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'An unwanted pregnancy.'),
  (1404, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Racially-biased SAT questions.'),
  (1405, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Holy Bible.'),
  (1406, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The Holy Bible.'),
  (1407, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The Holy Bible.'),
  (1408, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Women of color.'),
  (1409, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'However much weed $20 can buy.'),
  (1410, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'However much weed $20 can buy.'),
  (1411, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Doing crimes.'),
  (1412, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Doing crimes.'),
  (1413, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A whole thing of butter.'),
  (1414, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A whole thing of butter.'),
  (1415, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Having anuses for eyes.'),
  (1416, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Having anuses for eyes.'),
  (1417, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Having anuses for eyes.'),
  (1418, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Silence.'),
  (1419, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Silence.'),
  (1420, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Silence.'),
  (1421, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Lumberjack fantasies.'),
  (1422, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Lumberjack fantasies.'),
  (1423, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My balls on your face.'),
  (1424, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'My balls on your face.'),
  (1425, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'My balls on your face.'),
  (1426, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Dead parents.'),
  (1427, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Dead parents.'),
  (1428, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Dead parents.'),
  (1429, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Barack Obama.'),
  (1430, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Barack Obama.'),
  (1431, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Barack Obama.'),
  (1432, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.'),
  (1433, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.'),
  (1434, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.'),
  (1435, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A salad for men that\'s made of metal.'),
  (1436, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A salad for men that\'s made of metal.'),
  (1437, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'African children.'),
  (1438, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'African children.'),
  (1439, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Fading away into nothingness.'),
  (1440, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Fading away into nothingness.'),
  (1441, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Fading away into nothingness.'),
  (1442, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Illegal immigrants.'),
  (1443, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Illegal immigrants.'),
  (1444, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Spaghetti? Again?'),
  (1445, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Spaghetti? Again?'),
  (1446, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Spaghetti? Again?'),
  (1447, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Amish.'),
  (1448, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Wizard music.'),
  (1449, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Wizard music.'),
  (1450, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The miracle of childbirth.'),
  (1451, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The miracle of childbirth.'),
  (1452, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The miracle of childbirth.'),
  (1453, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating a hard boiled egg out of my husband\'s asshole.'),
  (1454, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating a hard boiled egg out of my husband\'s asshole.'),
  (1455, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Selling crack to children.'),
  (1456, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Selling crack to children.'),
  (1457, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Menstrual rage.'),
  (1458, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Menstrual rage.'),
  (1459, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Menstrual rage.'),
  (1460, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Still being a virgin.'),
  (1461, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Still being a virgin.'),
  (1462, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Still being a virgin.'),
  (1463, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Mike Pence.'),
  (1464, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Shiny objects.'),
  (1465, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Shiny objects.'),
  (1466, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Shiny objects.'),
  (1467, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Giving birth to the Antichrist.'),
  (1468, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Giving birth to the Antichrist.'),
  (1469, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Giving birth to the Antichrist.'),
  (1470, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir.'),
  (1471, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The placenta.'),
  (1472, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The placenta.'),
  (1473, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The placenta.'),
  (1474, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Count Chocula.'),
  (1475, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Bees?'),
  (1476, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Bees?'),
  (1477, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Bees?'),
  (1478, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Drinking alone.'),
  (1479, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Drinking alone.'),
  (1480, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Drinking alone.'),
  (1481, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Telling a shitty story that goes nowhere.'),
  (1482, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Telling a shitty story that goes nowhere.'),
  (1483, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Telling a shitty story that goes nowhere.'),
  (1484, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Sunshine and rainbows.'),
  (1485, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Sunshine and rainbows.'),
  (1486, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Sunshine and rainbows.'),
  (1487, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A little boy who won\'t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.'),
  (1488, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A little boy who won\'t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.'),
  (1489, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A little boy who won\'t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.'),
  (1490, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Finger painting.'),
  (1491, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Finger painting.'),
  (1492, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Finger painting.'),
  (1493, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Hobos.'),
  (1494, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Hobos.'),
  (1495, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Natural selection.'),
  (1496, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Natural selection.'),
  (1497, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Natural selection.'),
  (1498, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'An erection that lasts longer than four hours.'),
  (1499, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'An erection that lasts longer than four hours.'),
  (1500, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'An erection that lasts longer than four hours.'),
  (1501, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Bubble butt bottom boys.'),
  (1502, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Bubble butt bottom boys.'),
  (1503, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My soul.'),
  (1504, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'My soul.'),
  (1505, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'My soul.'),
  (1506, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A middle-aged man on roller skates.'),
  (1507, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A middle-aged man on roller skates.'),
  (1508, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A middle-aged man on roller skates.'),
  (1509, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Being a dick to children.'),
  (1510, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Being a dick to children.'),
  (1511, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Being a dick to children.'),
  (1512, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Mutually assured destruction.'),
  (1513, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Mutually assured destruction.'),
  (1514, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Mutually assured destruction.'),
  (1515, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating the last known bison.'),
  (1516, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A mopey zoo lion.'),
  (1517, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A mopey zoo lion.'),
  (1518, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi.&reg;'),
  (1519, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi.&reg;'),
  (1520, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Extremely tight pants.'),
  (1521, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Extremely tight pants.'),
  (1522, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Queefing.'),
  (1523, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Queefing.'),
  (1524, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A live studio audience.'),
  (1525, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A live studio audience.'),
  (1526, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'An oversized lollipop.'),
  (1527, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'An oversized lollipop.'),
  (1528, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Nicolas Cage.'),
  (1529, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Nicolas Cage.'),
  (1530, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Nicolas Cage.'),
  (1531, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Rapture.'),
  (1532, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Daddy issues.'),
  (1533, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Daddy issues.'),
  (1534, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Daddy issues.'),
  (1535, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Chunks of dead hitchhiker.'),
  (1536, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Chunks of dead hitchhiker.'),
  (1537, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Accepting the way things are.'),
  (1538, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Accepting the way things are.'),
  (1539, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Accepting the way things are.'),
  (1540, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Big Bang.'),
  (1541, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The Big Bang.'),
  (1542, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The Big Bang.'),
  (1543, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Women\'s suffrage.'),
  (1544, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Women\'s suffrage.'),
  (1545, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Inappropriate yodeling.'),
  (1546, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Inappropriate yodeling.'),
  (1547, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Inappropriate yodeling.'),
  (1548, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'An older woman who knows her way around the penis.'),
  (1549, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'An older woman who knows her way around the penis.'),
  (1550, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'An older woman who knows her way around the penis.'),
  (1551, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Raptor attacks.'),
  (1552, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Raptor attacks.'),
  (1553, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Raptor attacks.'),
  (1554, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Sex with Patrick Stewart.'),
  (1555, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Sex with Patrick Stewart.'),
  (1556, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Patriarchy.'),
  (1557, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The Patriarchy.'),
  (1558, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The Patriarchy.'),
  (1559, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Free samples.'),
  (1560, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Free samples.'),
  (1561, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Free samples.'),
  (1562, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My ex-wife.'),
  (1563, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'My ex-wife.'),
  (1564, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'My ex-wife.'),
  (1565, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Pope.'),
  (1566, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The Pope.'),
  (1567, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The Pope.'),
  (1568, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Covering myself with Parmesan cheese and chili flakes because I am pizza.'),
  (1569, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Covering myself with Parmesan cheese and chili flakes because I am pizza.'),
  (1570, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Covering myself with Parmesan cheese and chili flakes because I am pizza.'),
  (1571, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'White people.'),
  (1572, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'White people.'),
  (1573, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'White people.'),
  (1574, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The unstoppable tide of Islam.'),
  (1575, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The unstoppable tide of Islam.'),
  (1576, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Unfathomable stupidity.'),
  (1577, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Unfathomable stupidity.'),
  (1578, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Unfathomable stupidity.'),
  (1579, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A bird that shits human turds.'),
  (1580, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A bird that shits human turds.'),
  (1581, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A bird that shits human turds.'),
  (1582, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Your weird brother.'),
  (1583, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Your weird brother.'),
  (1584, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Your weird brother.'),
  (1585, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Jobs.'),
  (1586, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Jobs.'),
  (1587, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Jobs.'),
  (1588, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Former President George W. Bush.'),
  (1589, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Former President George W. Bush.'),
  (1590, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Estrogen.'),
  (1591, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Donald J. Trump.'),
  (1592, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Donald J. Trump.'),
  (1593, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Donald J. Trump.');
  INSERT INTO `Cards` (`id`, `packId`, `type`, `draw`, `pick`, `content`) VALUES
  (1594, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'An AR-15 assault rifle.'),
  (1595, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Casually suggesting a threesome.'),
  (1596, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Casually suggesting a threesome.'),
  (1597, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Casually suggesting a threesome.'),
  (1598, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning.'),
  (1599, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning.'),
  (1600, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning.'),
  (1601, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Memes.'),
  (1602, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Memes.'),
  (1603, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Memes.'),
  (1604, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A salty surprise.'),
  (1605, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A salty surprise.'),
  (1606, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A salty surprise.'),
  (1607, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Balls.'),
  (1608, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Balls.'),
  (1609, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Balls.'),
  (1610, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Devil himself.'),
  (1611, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The Devil himself.'),
  (1612, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The Devil himself.'),
  (1613, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Fucking the weatherman on live television.'),
  (1614, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Fucking the weatherman on live television.'),
  (1615, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Fucking the weatherman on live television.'),
  (1616, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The female orgasm.'),
  (1617, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The female orgasm.'),
  (1618, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Necrophilia.'),
  (1619, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Necrophilia.'),
  (1620, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Necrophilia.'),
  (1621, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The magic of live theatre.'),
  (1622, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The magic of live theatre.'),
  (1623, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Some punk kid who stole my turkey sandwich.'),
  (1624, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Vomiting seafood and bleeding anally.'),
  (1625, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Vomiting seafood and bleeding anally.'),
  (1626, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Vomiting seafood and bleeding anally.'),
  (1627, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Pulling out.'),
  (1628, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Pulling out.'),
  (1629, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Pulling out.'),
  (1630, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Spectacular abs.'),
  (1631, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Spectacular abs.'),
  (1632, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Spectacular abs.'),
  (1633, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Full frontal nudity.'),
  (1634, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Full frontal nudity.'),
  (1635, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Full frontal nudity.'),
  (1636, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A tiny, gay guitar called a ukulele.'),
  (1637, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A tiny, gay guitar called a ukulele.'),
  (1638, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A tiny, gay guitar called a ukulele.'),
  (1639, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Mansplaining.'),
  (1640, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.'),
  (1641, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.'),
  (1642, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.'),
  (1643, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Sweet, sweet vengeance.'),
  (1644, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Sweet, sweet vengeance.'),
  (1645, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Sweet, sweet vengeance.'),
  (1646, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'How amazing it is to be on mushrooms.'),
  (1647, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'How amazing it is to be on mushrooms.'),
  (1648, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Lance Armstrong\'s missing testicle.'),
  (1649, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Lance Armstrong\'s missing testicle.'),
  (1650, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Hope.'),
  (1651, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Hope.'),
  (1652, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Hope.'),
  (1653, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The screams... the terrible screams.'),
  (1654, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The screams... the terrible screams.'),
  (1655, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The screams... the terrible screams.'),
  (1656, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Gandhi.'),
  (1657, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Gandhi.'),
  (1658, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Gandhi.'),
  (1659, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Only dating Asian women.'),
  (1660, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Only dating Asian women.'),
  (1661, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Switching to Geico.&reg;'),
  (1662, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting fingered.'),
  (1663, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting fingered.'),
  (1664, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting fingered.'),
  (1665, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Yeast.'),
  (1666, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Yeast.'),
  (1667, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Emotions.'),
  (1668, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Emotions.'),
  (1669, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Emotions.'),
  (1670, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Crumbs all over the god damn carpet.'),
  (1671, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A brain tumor.'),
  (1672, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Wet dreams.'),
  (1673, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Wet dreams.'),
  (1674, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Wet dreams.'),
  (1675, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control.'),
  (1676, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control.'),
  (1677, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control.'),
  (1678, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Shaking a baby until it stops crying.'),
  (1679, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Shaking a baby until it stops crying.'),
  (1680, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Shaking a baby until it stops crying.'),
  (1681, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Being on fire.'),
  (1682, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Being on fire.'),
  (1683, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Being on fire.'),
  (1684, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Huge biceps.'),
  (1685, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Huge biceps.'),
  (1686, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Huge biceps.'),
  (1687, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My vagina.'),
  (1688, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'My vagina.'),
  (1689, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'My vagina.'),
  (1690, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Bill Nye the Science Guy.'),
  (1691, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My inner demons.'),
  (1692, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'My inner demons.'),
  (1693, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'My inner demons.'),
  (1694, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Pooping in a laptop and closing it.'),
  (1695, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Pooping in a laptop and closing it.'),
  (1696, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Pooping in a laptop and closing it.'),
  (1697, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Battlefield amputations.'),
  (1698, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Battlefield amputations.'),
  (1699, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A fetus.'),
  (1700, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A fetus.'),
  (1701, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Strong female characters.'),
  (1702, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Strong female characters.'),
  (1703, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Strong female characters.'),
  (1704, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Dry heaving.'),
  (1705, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Dry heaving.'),
  (1706, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Tentacle porn.'),
  (1707, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Tentacle porn.'),
  (1708, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Tentacle porn.'),
  (1709, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Jews.'),
  (1710, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The Jews.'),
  (1711, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The Jews.'),
  (1712, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The South.'),
  (1713, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Teenage pregnancy.'),
  (1714, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Teenage pregnancy.'),
  (1715, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Teenage pregnancy.'),
  (1716, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love.'),
  (1717, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love.'),
  (1718, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Saying \"I love you.\"'),
  (1719, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Saying \"I love you.\"'),
  (1720, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Saying \"I love you.\"'),
  (1721, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Doin\' it in the butt.'),
  (1722, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Synergistic management solutions.'),
  (1723, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Synergistic management solutions.'),
  (1724, 1, 1, 0, 0, '50,000 volts straight to the nipples.'),
  (1725, 2, 1, 0, 0, '50,000 volts straight to the nipples.'),
  (1726, 3, 1, 0, 0, '50,000 volts straight to the nipples.'),
  (1727, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Self-loathing.'),
  (1728, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Self-loathing.'),
  (1729, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Self-loathing.'),
  (1730, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Erectile dysfunction.'),
  (1731, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Erectile dysfunction.'),
  (1732, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Erectile dysfunction.'),
  (1733, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Poopy diapers.'),
  (1734, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Poopy diapers.'),
  (1735, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Friction.'),
  (1736, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Friction.'),
  (1737, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Friction.'),
  (1738, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A sassy black woman.'),
  (1739, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A sassy black woman.'),
  (1740, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Liberals.'),
  (1741, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Oompa-Loompas.'),
  (1742, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Oompa-Loompas.'),
  (1743, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Oompa-Loompas.'),
  (1744, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage.'),
  (1745, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage.'),
  (1746, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Fragile masculinity.'),
  (1747, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Fragile masculinity.'),
  (1748, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Fragile masculinity.'),
  (1749, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Kissing grandma on the forehead and turning off her life support.'),
  (1750, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Kissing grandma on the forehead and turning off her life support.'),
  (1751, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Rap music.'),
  (1752, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'GoGurt.&reg;'),
  (1753, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The true meaning of Christmas.'),
  (1754, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The true meaning of Christmas.'),
  (1755, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The true meaning of Christmas.'),
  (1756, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A pyramid of severed heads.'),
  (1757, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A pyramid of severed heads.'),
  (1758, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A pyramid of severed heads.'),
  (1759, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting really high.'),
  (1760, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting really high.'),
  (1761, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting really high.'),
  (1762, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Hot cheese.'),
  (1763, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Hot cheese.'),
  (1764, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Hot cheese.'),
  (1765, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Incest.'),
  (1766, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Incest.'),
  (1767, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Incest.'),
  (1768, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Elderly Japanese men.'),
  (1769, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Elderly Japanese men.'),
  (1770, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Elderly Japanese men.'),
  (1771, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Announcing that I am about to cum.'),
  (1772, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Announcing that I am about to cum.'),
  (1773, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Announcing that I am about to cum.'),
  (1774, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Invading Poland.'),
  (1775, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Invading Poland.'),
  (1776, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Invading Poland.'),
  (1777, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'RoboCop.'),
  (1778, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'RoboCop.'),
  (1779, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'RoboCop.'),
  (1780, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Flying sex snakes.'),
  (1781, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Flying sex snakes.'),
  (1782, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Flying sex snakes.'),
  (1783, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Slaughtering innocent civilians.'),
  (1784, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Slaughtering innocent civilians.'),
  (1785, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Slaughtering innocent civilians.'),
  (1786, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Establishing dominance.'),
  (1787, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Establishing dominance.'),
  (1788, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Establishing dominance.'),
  (1789, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Some guy.'),
  (1790, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Some guy.'),
  (1791, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Girls.'),
  (1792, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Girls.'),
  (1793, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Girls.'),
  (1794, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Italians.'),
  (1795, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Italians.'),
  (1796, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Italians.'),
  (1797, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Shutting up so I can watch the game.'),
  (1798, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Shutting up so I can watch the game.'),
  (1799, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Jennifer Lawrence.'),
  (1800, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Jennifer Lawrence.'),
  (1801, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Jennifer Lawrence.'),
  (1802, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits.'),
  (1803, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits.'),
  (1804, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A Mexican.'),
  (1805, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Underground Railroad.'),
  (1806, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Penis envy.'),
  (1807, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Penis envy.'),
  (1808, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Penis envy.'),
  (1809, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Repression.'),
  (1810, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Repression.'),
  (1811, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Repression.'),
  (1812, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Cards Against Humanity.'),
  (1813, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Cards Against Humanity.'),
  (1814, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Cards Against Humanity.'),
  (1815, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Hustle.'),
  (1816, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Jerking off into a pool of children\'s tears.'),
  (1817, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Heteronormativity.'),
  (1818, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A Bop It.&trade;'),
  (1819, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Heartwarming orphans.'),
  (1820, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Heartwarming orphans.'),
  (1821, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Heartwarming orphans.'),
  (1822, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Great Depression.'),
  (1823, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The Great Depression.'),
  (1824, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A falcon with a cap on its head.'),
  (1825, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A falcon with a cap on its head.'),
  (1826, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A falcon with a cap on its head.'),
  (1827, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'AXE Body Spray.'),
  (1828, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'AXE Body Spray.'),
  (1829, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Prescription pain killers.'),
  (1830, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Solving problems with violence.'),
  (1831, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Solving problems with violence.'),
  (1832, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Solving problems with violence.'),
  (1833, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Gloryholes.'),
  (1834, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Gloryholes.'),
  (1835, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Gloryholes.'),
  (1836, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A homoerotic volleyball montage.'),
  (1837, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A homoerotic volleyball montage.'),
  (1838, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A homoerotic volleyball montage.'),
  (1839, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'This month\'s mass shooting.'),
  (1840, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'This month\'s mass shooting.'),
  (1841, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Radical Islamic terrorism.'),
  (1842, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Radical Islamic terrorism.'),
  (1843, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Flightless birds.'),
  (1844, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Flightless birds.'),
  (1845, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Flightless birds.'),
  (1846, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A disappointing birthday party.'),
  (1847, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A disappointing birthday party.'),
  (1848, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A disappointing birthday party.'),
  (1849, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Assless chaps.'),
  (1850, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Assless chaps.'),
  (1851, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Vehicular manslaughter.'),
  (1852, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Permanent Orgasm-Face Disorder.'),
  (1853, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Permanent Orgasm-Face Disorder.'),
  (1854, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Permanent Orgasm-Face Disorder.'),
  (1855, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Boogers.'),
  (1856, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Boogers.'),
  (1857, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Blood of Christ.'),
  (1858, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The Blood of Christ.'),
  (1859, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The Blood of Christ.'),
  (1860, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Cuddling.'),
  (1861, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Cuddling.'),
  (1862, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Cuddling.'),
  (1863, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Looking in the mirror, applying lipstick, and whispering \"tonight, you will have sex with Tom Cruise.\"'),
  (1864, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Looking in the mirror, applying lipstick, and whispering \"tonight, you will have sex with Tom Cruise.\"'),
  (1865, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Authentic Mexican cuisine.'),
  (1866, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The American Dream.'),
  (1867, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The American Dream.'),
  (1868, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Pooping back and forth. Forever.'),
  (1869, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Pooping back and forth. Forever.'),
  (1870, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Pooping back and forth. Forever.'),
  (1871, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Force.'),
  (1872, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The Force.'),
  (1873, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The Force.'),
  (1874, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The only gay person in a hundred miles.'),
  (1875, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Ethnic cleansing.'),
  (1876, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Ethnic cleansing.'),
  (1877, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Exactly what you\'d expect.'),
  (1878, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Exactly what you\'d expect.'),
  (1879, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Exactly what you\'d expect.'),
  (1880, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting crushed by a vending machine.'),
  (1881, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting crushed by a vending machine.'),
  (1882, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting crushed by a vending machine.'),
  (1883, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings.'),
  (1884, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings.'),
  (1885, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings.'),
  (1886, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Brown people.'),
  (1887, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Brown people.'),
  (1888, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Steve Bannon.'),
  (1889, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Diversity.'),
  (1890, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Diversity.'),
  (1891, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Pixelated bukkake.'),
  (1892, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Pixelated bukkake.'),
  (1893, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Pixelated bukkake.'),
  (1894, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Tearing that ass up like wrapping paper on Christmas morning.'),
  (1895, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Tearing that ass up like wrapping paper on Christmas morning.'),
  (1896, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Sideboob.'),
  (1897, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Sideboob.'),
  (1898, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Seeing Grandma naked.'),
  (1899, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Seeing Grandma naked.'),
  (1900, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Women in yogurt commercials.'),
  (1901, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Women in yogurt commercials.'),
  (1902, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Arnold Schwarzenegger.'),
  (1903, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Arnold Schwarzenegger.'),
  (1904, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Arnold Schwarzenegger.'),
  (1905, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The bombing of Nagasaki.'),
  (1906, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The bombing of Nagasaki.'),
  (1907, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The bombing of Nagasaki.'),
  (1908, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Chainsaws for hands.'),
  (1909, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Chainsaws for hands.'),
  (1910, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Chainsaws for hands.'),
  (1911, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.'),
  (1912, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Fear itself.'),
  (1913, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Fear itself.'),
  (1914, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Fear itself.'),
  (1915, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Trail of Tears.'),
  (1916, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Swooping.'),
  (1917, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Swooping.'),
  (1918, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Ghosts.'),
  (1919, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Ghosts.'),
  (1920, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Ghosts.'),
  (1921, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack.'),
  (1922, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack.'),
  (1923, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack.'),
  (1924, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'God.'),
  (1925, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'God.'),
  (1926, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'God.'),
  (1927, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Nazis.'),
  (1928, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Nazis.'),
  (1929, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Nazis.'),
  (1930, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'MechaHitler.'),
  (1931, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'MechaHitler.'),
  (1932, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My collection of Japanese sex toys.'),
  (1933, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'My collection of Japanese sex toys.'),
  (1934, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'My collection of Japanese sex toys.'),
  (1935, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'One titty hanging out.'),
  (1936, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'One titty hanging out.'),
  (1937, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'One titty hanging out.'),
  (1938, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Crippling debt.'),
  (1939, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Crippling debt.'),
  (1940, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Passive aggressive Post-it notes.'),
  (1941, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Whipping it out.'),
  (1942, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Whipping it out.'),
  (1943, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Academy Award winner Meryl Streep.'),
  (1944, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Academy Award winner Meryl Streep.'),
  (1945, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Funky fresh rhymes.'),
  (1946, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Funky fresh rhymes.'),
  (1947, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'How bad my daughter fucked up her dance recital.'),
  (1948, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'How bad my daughter fucked up her dance recital.'),
  (1949, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'How bad my daughter fucked up her dance recital.'),
  (1950, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Fellowship in Christ.'),
  (1951, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Fellowship in Christ.'),
  (1952, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The violation of our most basic human rights.'),
  (1953, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The violation of our most basic human rights.'),
  (1954, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The violation of our most basic human rights.'),
  (1955, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Coat hanger abortions.'),
  (1956, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Coat hanger abortions.'),
  (1957, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Morgan Freeman\'s voice.'),
  (1958, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Morgan Freeman\'s voice.'),
  (1959, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Morgan Freeman\'s voice.'),
  (1960, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Stalin.'),
  (1961, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Stalin.'),
  (1962, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Stalin.'),
  (1963, 1, 1, 0, 0, '8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.'),
  (1964, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Old-people smell.'),
  (1965, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Old-people smell.'),
  (1966, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Old-people smell.'),
  (1967, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Fake tits.'),
  (1968, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Fake tits.'),
  (1969, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Fake tits.'),
  (1970, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Sexual tension.'),
  (1971, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Sexual tension.'),
  (1972, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Sexual tension.'),
  (1973, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The inevitable heat death of the universe.'),
  (1974, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The inevitable heat death of the universe.'),
  (1975, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A fuck-ton of almonds.'),
  (1976, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him).'),
  (1977, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him).'),
  (1978, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A really cool hat.'),
  (1979, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A really cool hat.'),
  (1980, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A really cool hat.'),
  (1981, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'An octopus giving seven handjobs and smoking a cigarette.'),
  (1982, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'An octopus giving seven handjobs and smoking a cigarette.'),
  (1983, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'An octopus giving seven handjobs and smoking a cigarette.'),
  (1984, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'These hoes.'),
  (1985, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Listening to her problems without trying to solve them.'),
  (1986, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Listening to her problems without trying to solve them.'),
  (1987, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Listening to her problems without trying to solve them.'),
  (1988, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The Russians.'),
  (1989, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The Russians.'),
  (1990, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The Russians.'),
  (1991, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Waking up half-naked in a Denny\'s parking lot.'),
  (1992, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Murder.'),
  (1993, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Murder.'),
  (1994, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Murder.'),
  (1995, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A crucifixion.'),
  (1996, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A crucifixion.'),
  (1997, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A crucifixion.'),
  (1998, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.'),
  (1999, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.'),
  (2000, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.'),
  (2001, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Not wearing pants.'),
  (2002, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Not wearing pants.'),
  (2003, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Man meat.'),
  (2004, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Man meat.'),
  (2005, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Man meat.'),
  (2006, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air.'),
  (2007, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air.'),
  (2008, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air.'),
  (2009, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Lena Dunham.'),
  (2010, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Many bats.'),
  (2011, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Many bats.'),
  (2012, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Many bats.'),
  (2013, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Gay conversion therapy.'),
  (2014, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Gay conversion therapy.'),
  (2015, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Horse meat.'),
  (2016, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Horse meat.'),
  (2017, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Horse meat.'),
  (2018, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The glass ceiling.'),
  (2019, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The glass ceiling.'),
  (2020, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Dick pics.'),
  (2021, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Dick pics.'),
  (2022, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Dick pics.'),
  (2023, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Completely unwarranted confidence.'),
  (2024, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Completely unwarranted confidence.'),
  (2025, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'One trillion dollars.'),
  (2026, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'One trillion dollars.'),
  (2027, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'One trillion dollars.'),
  (2028, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Some of the best rappers in the game.'),
  (2029, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Black people.'),
  (2030, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Black people.'),
  (2031, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Sperm whales.'),
  (2032, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Sperm whales.'),
  (2033, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Sperm whales.'),
  (2034, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My sex life.'),
  (2035, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'My sex life.'),
  (2036, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'My sex life.'),
  (2037, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Chemical weapons.'),
  (2038, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Chemical weapons.'),
  (2039, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Chemical weapons.'),
  (2040, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A Fleshlight.&reg;'),
  (2041, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A Fleshlight.&reg;'),
  (2042, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Pictures of boobs.'),
  (2043, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Pictures of boobs.'),
  (2044, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Pictures of boobs.'),
  (2045, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'William Shatner.'),
  (2046, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'William Shatner.'),
  (2047, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'AIDS.'),
  (2048, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'AIDS.'),
  (2049, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'AIDS.'),
  (2050, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Autocannibalism.'),
  (2051, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Autocannibalism.'),
  (2052, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Autocannibalism.'),
  (2053, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A horde of Vikings.'),
  (2054, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A horde of Vikings.'),
  (2055, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A horde of Vikings.'),
  (2056, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Danny DeVito.'),
  (2057, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Danny DeVito.'),
  (2058, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My abusive boyfriend who really isn\'t so bad once you get to know him.'),
  (2059, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'My abusive boyfriend who really isn\'t so bad once you get to know him.'),
  (2060, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'My abusive boyfriend who really isn\'t so bad once you get to know him.'),
  (2061, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'A three-way with my wife and Shaquille O\'Neal.'),
  (2062, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A three-way with my wife and Shaquille O\'Neal.'),
  (2063, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Fiery poops.'),
  (2064, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Fiery poops.'),
  (2065, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Lunchables.&trade;'),
  (2066, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Meth.'),
  (2067, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Meth.'),
  (2068, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Soup that is too hot.'),
  (2069, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Soup that is too hot.'),
  (2070, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Soup that is too hot.'),
  (2071, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Tap dancing like there\'s no tomorrow.'),
  (2072, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Tap dancing like there\'s no tomorrow.'),
  (2073, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Stephen Hawking talking dirty.'),
  (2074, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Stephen Hawking talking dirty.'),
  (2075, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Stephen Hawking talking dirty.'),
  (2076, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Object permanence.'),
  (2077, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Object permanence.'),
  (2078, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'The milkman.'),
  (2079, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The milkman.'),
  (2080, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The milkman.'),
  (2081, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Braiding three penises into a Twizzler.'),
  (2082, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'My black ass.'),
  (2083, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Kanye West.'),
  (2084, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Kanye West.'),
  (2085, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Poverty.'),
  (2086, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Poverty.'),
  (2087, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Poverty.'),
  (2088, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Judging everyone.'),
  (2089, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Judging everyone.'),
  (2090, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Judging everyone.'),
  (2091, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'PTSD.'),
  (2092, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'PTSD.'),
  (2093, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'PTSD.'),
  (2094, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Wondering if it\'s possible to get some of that salsa to go.'),
  (2095, 1, 1, 0, 0, 'Bitches.'),
  (2096, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Bitches.'),
  (2097, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Bitches.'),
  (2098, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker.'),
  (2099, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'An Evening with Michael Bubl&eacute;.'),
  (2100, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting a DUI on a Zamboni.'),
  (2101, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.'),
  (2102, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Oestrogen.'),
  (2103, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Oestrogen.'),
  (2104, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Heritage minutes.'),
  (2105, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'An endless stream of diarrhoea.'),
  (2106, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'An endless stream of diarrhoea.'),
  (2107, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A hairless little shitstain named Caillou.'),
  (2108, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A despondent Maple Leafs fan sitting all alone.'),
  (2109, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Apologizing.'),
  (2110, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Syrupy sex with a maple tree.'),
  (2111, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'An M16 assault rifle.'),
  (2112, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Canadian Netflix.'),
  (2113, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Punching an MP in the face.'),
  (2114, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Burning down the White House.'),
  (2115, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Newfies.'),
  (2116, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A vastly superior healthcare system.'),
  (2117, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Women of colour.'),
  (2118, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Living in Yellowknife.'),
  (2119, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'A fuck-tonne of almonds.'),
  (2120, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A fuck-tonne of almonds.'),
  (2121, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Clubbing baby seals.'),
  (2122, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The only gay person in a hundred kilometers.'),
  (2123, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'The only gay person in a hundred kilometers.'),
  (2124, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles.'),
  (2125, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Terry Fox\'s prosthetic leg.'),
  (2126, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Mr. Dressup.'),
  (2127, 2, 1, 0, 0, 'Justin Trudeau.'),
  (2128, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Germans on holiday.'),
  (2129, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Sitting on my face.'),
  (2130, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The Hillsborough Disaster.'),
  (2131, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Queen Elizabeth\'s immaculate anus.'),
  (2132, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Druids.'),
  (2133, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The way James Bond treats women.'),
  (2134, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Blowing up Parliament.'),
  (2135, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A white van man.'),
  (2136, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Wanking into a pool of children\'s tears.'),
  (2137, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Wanking into a pool of children\'s tears.'),
  (2138, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Benedict Cumberbatch.'),
  (2139, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Shitting out a perfect Cumberland sausage.'),
  (2140, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Shutting up so I can watch the match.'),
  (2141, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Faffing about.'),
  (2142, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Blood, toil, tears, and sweat.'),
  (2143, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Dirty nappies.'),
  (2144, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Catapult.'),
  (2145, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Your mum.'),
  (2146, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Dogging.'),
  (2147, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Concealing an erection.'),
  (2148, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Polish people.'),
  (2149, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Waking up in Idris Elba\'s arms.'),
  (2150, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A bleached arsehole.'),
  (2151, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Braiding three penises into a Curly Wurly.'),
  (2152, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Kissing nan on the forehead and turning off her life support.'),
  (2153, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'However much weed &pound;20 can buy.'),
  (2154, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A Chelsea smile.'),
  (2155, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The EDL.'),
  (2156, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Being marginalised.'),
  (2157, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Ecstasy.'),
  (2158, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'England.'),
  (2159, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The Black Death.'),
  (2160, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Jehovah\'s Witnesses.'),
  (2161, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Egging an MP.'),
  (2162, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The Scouts.'),
  (2163, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The end of days.'),
  (2164, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The North.'),
  (2165, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Maureen of Blackpool, Reader\'s Wife of the Year 1988.'),
  (2166, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Spaniards.'),
  (2167, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Forced sterilisation.'),
  (2168, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Some bloody peace and quiet.'),
  (2169, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A brain tumour.'),
  (2170, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A brain tumour.'),
  (2171, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Pikies.'),
  (2172, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'An entrenched class system.'),
  (2173, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Just touching David Beckham\'s hair.'),
  (2174, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Used knickers.'),
  (2175, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A hen night in Slough.'),
  (2176, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Waking up half-naked in a Little Chef car park.'),
  (2177, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Paedophiles.'),
  (2178, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Haggis.'),
  (2179, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Anything that comes out of Prince Philip\'s mouth.'),
  (2180, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The bloody Welsh.'),
  (2181, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Mad cow disease.'),
  (2182, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The sudden appearance of the Go Compare man.'),
  (2183, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The smell of Primark.'),
  (2184, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Theresa May.'),
  (2185, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'My mate Dave.'),
  (2186, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Cottaging.'),
  (2187, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Not wearing trousers.'),
  (2188, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A nice cup of tea.'),
  (2189, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Jimmy Savile.'),
  (2190, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Drinking out of the toilet and eating rubbish.'),
  (2191, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A posh wank.'),
  (2192, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A foul mouth.'),
  (2193, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Trench foot.'),
  (2194, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'An AK-47 assault rifle.'),
  (2195, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A foetus.'),
  (2196, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Cheeky bum sex.'),
  (2197, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The <i>Strictly Come Dancing</i> season finale.'),
  (2198, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Bogies.'),
  (2199, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The Daily Mail.'),
  (2200, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A fanny fart.'),
  (2201, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Tories.'),
  (2202, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Perfunctory foreplay.'),
  (2203, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Slapping Nigel Farage over and over.'),
  (2204, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Madeleine McCann.'),
  (2205, 3, 1, 0, 0, '400 years of colonial atrocities.'),
  (2206, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Queuing.'),
  (2207, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.'),
  (2208, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.'),
  (2209, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'LYNX&reg; Body Spray.'),
  (2210, 3, 1, 0, 0, '9 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.'),
  (2211, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Crumbs all over the bloody carpet.'),
  (2212, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Chivalry.'),
  (2213, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Amputees.'),
  (2214, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A bit of slap and tickle.'),
  (2215, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Seeing Granny naked.'),
  (2216, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Sniffing glue.'),
  (2217, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Sniffing glue.'),
  (2218, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The petty troubles of the landed gentry.'),
  (2219, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Lads.'),
  (2220, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'The French.'),
  (2221, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Ed Balls.'),
  (2222, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A vindaloo poo.'),
  (2223, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Scousers.'),
  (2224, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting naked and watching CBeebies.'),
  (2225, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Rubbing Boris Johnson\'s belly until he falls asleep.'),
  (2226, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'A sober Irishman who doesn\'t care for potatoes.'),
  (2227, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Daddies&reg; Brown Sauce.'),
  (2228, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Brexit.'),
  (2229, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Knife crime.'),
  (2230, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to the south of France, and dying.'),
  (2231, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Africa children.'),
  (2232, 3, 1, 0, 0, 'Somali pirates.'),
  (2233, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Hooning.'),
  (2234, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Waking up half-naked in a Macca\'s car park.'),
  (2235, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Half a kilo of pure China White heroin.'),
  (2236, 4, 1, 0, 0, '100% Pure New Zealand.'),
  (2237, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Pauline Hanson.'),
  (2238, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Skippy the Bush Kangaroo.'),
  (2239, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A slab of VB and a pack of durries.'),
  (2240, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Winking at old people.'),
  (2241, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Queensland, and dying.'),
  (2242, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Fiery poos.'),
  (2243, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Having a Golden Gaytime.'),
  (2244, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Total control of the media.'),
  (2245, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'All four prongs of an echidna\'s penis.'),
  (2246, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'The White Australia Policy.'),
  (2247, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Making up for centuries of oppression with one day of apologising.'),
  (2248, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Glassing a wanker.'),
  (2249, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Dropping a baby down the dunny.'),
  (2250, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A sick burnout.'),
  (2251, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Rupert Murdoch.'),
  (2252, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Women in yoghurt commercials.'),
  (2253, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Tony Abbott in budgie smugglers.'),
  (2254, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Contagious face cancer.'),
  (2255, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Mr. Squiggle, the Man from the Moon.'),
  (2256, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Taking a sheep-wife.'),
  (2257, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Crazy hot cousin sex.'),
  (2258, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting so angry that you pop a stiffy.'),
  (2259, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Nothing but sand.'),
  (2260, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A cute, fuzzy koala with chlamydia.'),
  (2261, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Profound respect and appreciation for indigenous culture.'),
  (2262, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'John Howard\'s eyebrows.'),
  (2263, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Selling ice to children.'),
  (2264, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A sick wombat.'),
  (2265, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A Halal Snack Pack.'),
  (2266, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Braiding three penises into a licorice twist.'),
  (2267, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'The cool, refreshing taste of Coca-Cola.&reg;'),
  (2268, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting naked and watching <i>Play School.</i>'),
  (2269, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Women\'s undies.'),
  (2270, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Nippers.'),
  (2271, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Summoning Harold Holt from the sea in a time of great need.'),
  (2272, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A didgeridildo.'),
  (2273, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A five-litre goon bag.'),
  (2274, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Vegemite.&trade;'),
  (2275, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Good-natured, fun-loving Aussie racism.'),
  (2276, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A fair go.'),
  (2277, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Cashed-up bogans.'),
  (2278, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Inserting a jam jar into my anus.'),
  (2279, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Doin\' it up the bum.'),
  (2280, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A stingray barb through the chest.'),
  (2281, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Pingers.'),
  (2282, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'The bush.'),
  (2283, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Sorry, this content cannot be viewed in your region.'),
  (2284, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A shark!'),
  (2285, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Americanization.'),
  (2286, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Having a shag in the back of a ute.'),
  (2287, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Australia.'),
  (2288, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Massive, widespread drought.'),
  (2289, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Millions of cane toads.'),
  (2290, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Alcohol poisoning.'),
  (2291, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Xenophobia.'),
  (2292, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Ice.'),
  (2293, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A decent fucking Internet connection.'),
  (2294, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'What\'s left of the Great Barrier Reef.'),
  (2295, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'The Hemsworth brothers.'),
  (2296, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A literal tornado of fire.'),
  (2297, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'The Great Emu War.'),
  (2298, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Chundering into a kangaroo\'s pouch.'),
  (2299, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'The big fucking hole in the ozone layer.'),
  (2300, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'My cheating prick of a husband.'),
  (2301, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Denying climate change.'),
  (2302, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Whiskas&reg; Catmilk.'),
  (2303, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Steve Irwin.'),
  (2304, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Chunks of dead backpacker.'),
  (2305, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'The inevitable heath death of the universe.'),
  (2306, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'A six-point plan to stop the boats.'),
  (2307, 4, 1, 0, 0, 'Whoever the Prime Minister is these days.'),
  (2308, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'An ass disaster.'),
  (2309, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Disco fever.'),
  (2310, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Words.'),
  (2311, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Spending lots of money.'),
  (2312, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Mooing.'),
  (2313, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus.'),
  (2314, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Michael Jackson.'),
  (2315, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.'),
  (2316, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Dying alone and in pain.'),
  (2317, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Shitting out a screaming face.'),
  (2318, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Literally eating shit.'),
  (2319, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A monkey smoking a cigar.'),
  (2320, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Rich people.'),
  (2321, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'An evil man in evil clothes.'),
  (2322, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A low standard of living.'),
  (2323, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Wearing an octopus for a hat.'),
  (2324, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Whining like a little bitch.'),
  (2325, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Not having sex,'),
  (2326, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A fat bald man from the Internet.'),
  (2327, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Basic human decency.'),
  (2328, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'How awesome it is to be white.'),
  (2329, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Nothing.'),
  (2330, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Doing it in the butt.'),
  (2331, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Moral ambiguity.'),
  (2332, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of <i>Friends.</i>'),
  (2333, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A big black dick.'),
  (2334, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The arrival of pizza.'),
  (2335, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'An unstoppable wave of fire ants.'),
  (2336, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Extremely tight jeans.'),
  (2337, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A web of lies.'),
  (2338, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Ominous background music.'),
  (2339, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'My machete.'),
  (2340, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Multiple orgasms.'),
  (2341, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Daddy\'s belt.'),
  (2342, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating a hard boiled out of my husband\'s asshole.'),
  (2343, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Friendly fire.'),
  (2344, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The boners of the elderly.'),
  (2345, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The hiccups.'),
  (2346, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The crazy, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now.'),
  (2347, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Going around punching people.'),
  (2348, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Letting everyone down.'),
  (2349, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Nunchuck moves.'),
  (2350, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The prunes I\'ve been saving for you in my armpits.'),
  (2351, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A PowerPoint presentation.'),
  (2352, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The entire Internet.'),
  (2353, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'An AK-47.'),
  (2354, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Walking in on Dad peeing into Mom\'s mouth.'),
  (2355, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Dad\'s funny balls.'),
  (2356, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Flying robots that kill people.'),
  (2357, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Weapons-grade plutonium.'),
  (2358, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Sexy pillow fights.'),
  (2359, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Being white.'),
  (2360, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A slightly shittier parallel universe.'),
  (2361, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Having sex on top of a pizza.'),
  (2362, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Power.'),
  (2363, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Scrotum tickling.'),
  (2364, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'An army of skeletons.'),
  (2365, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Actually getting shot, for real.'),
  (2366, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A cop who is also a dog.'),
  (2367, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A vagina that leads to another dimension.'),
  (2368, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.'),
  (2369, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Converting to Islam.'),
  (2370, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Me.'),
  (2371, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Tom Cruise.'),
  (2372, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Intimacy problems.'),
  (2373, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Leveling up.'),
  (2374, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'That ass.'),
  (2375, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Kim Jong-un.'),
  (2376, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The Dalai Lama.'),
  (2377, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Ripping open a man\'s chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.'),
  (2378, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A sad fat dragon with no friends.'),
  (2379, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A surprising amount of hair.'),
  (2380, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Some really fucked-up shit.'),
  (2381, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Robert Downey Jr.'),
  (2382, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.'),
  (2383, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Sexual humiliation.'),
  (2384, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Fisting.'),
  (2385, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The human body.'),
  (2386, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A defective condom.'),
  (2387, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'My father, who died when I was seven.'),
  (2388, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The economy.'),
  (2389, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Deflowering the princess.'),
  (2390, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A Chinese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it.'),
  (2391, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content.'),
  (2392, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Self-flagellation.'),
  (2393, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Shutting the fuck up.'),
  (2394, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'FIlling my son with spaghetti.'),
  (2395, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The baby that ruined my pussy.'),
  (2396, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Buying the right clothes to be cool.'),
  (2397, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Being black.'),
  (2398, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'All of this blood.'),
  (2399, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Edible underwear.'),
  (2400, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'An oversized lollipop,'),
  (2401, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Stockholm Syndrome.'),
  (2402, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The World of Warcraft.'),
  (2403, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Grave robbing.'),
  (2404, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Gandalf.'),
  (2405, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Sneezing, farting, and cumming at the same time.'),
  (2406, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere.'),
  (2407, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Blood farts.'),
  (2408, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Panda sex.'),
  (2409, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A thermonuclear detonation.'),
  (2410, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Destroying the evidence.'),
  (2411, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Vomiting mid-blowjob.'),
  (2412, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A pi&ntilde;ata full of scorpions.'),
  (2413, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Miley Cyrus.'),
  (2414, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A Japanese toaster you can fuck.'),
  (2415, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Suicidal thoughts.'),
  (2416, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Grandpa\'s ashes.'),
  (2417, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Reverse cowgirl.'),
  (2418, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Keanu Reeves.'),
  (2419, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'LIving in a trashcan.'),
  (2420, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'My first kill.'),
  (2421, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Mom.'),
  (2422, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Children on leashes.'),
  (2423, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Double penetration.'),
  (2424, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Slave.'),
  (2425, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'White power.'),
  (2426, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Indescribable loneliness.'),
  (2427, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Tongue.'),
  (2428, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Tiny nipples.'),
  (2429, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Being fabulous.'),
  (2430, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Homeless people.'),
  (2431, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'My cheating-son-of-a-bitch-husband.'),
  (2432, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Screaming like a maniac.'),
  (2433, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Heroin.'),
  (2434, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Existing.'),
  (2435, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The pirate\'s life.'),
  (2436, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'One Ring to rule them all.'),
  (2437, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The flute.'),
  (2438, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Being a busy adult with many important things to do.'),
  (2439, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Slapping a racist old lady.'),
  (2440, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Genetically engineered super-soldiers.'),
  (2441, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Pumping out a baby every nine months.'),
  (2442, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A mime having a stroke.'),
  (2443, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Women voting.'),
  (2444, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Gladiatorial combat.'),
  (2445, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Some kind of bird man.'),
  (2446, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Taking a man\'s eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.'),
  (2447, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Mild autism.'),
  (2448, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Rising from the grave.'),
  (2449, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.'),
  (2450, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Cock.'),
  (2451, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Some douche with an acoustic guitar.'),
  (2452, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Terrorists.'),
  (2453, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Overpowering your father.'),
  (2454, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Being a hideous beast that no one could love.'),
  (2455, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Samuel L. Jackson.'),
  (2456, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Making the penises kiss.'),
  (2457, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Being a dinosaur.'),
  (2458, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Staring at a painting and going \"hmmmmmmm...\"'),
  (2459, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'A sweet spaceships.'),
  (2460, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Lady Gaga.'),
  (2461, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Tripping balls.'),
  (2462, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating an albino.'),
  (2463, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Our first chimpanzee Prime Minister.'),
  (2464, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.'),
  (2465, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The total collapse of the global financial system.'),
  (2466, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Loki, the trickster god.'),
  (2467, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Making a friend.'),
  (2468, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The Gulags.'),
  (2469, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Hipsters.'),
  (2470, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Wiping her butt.'),
  (2471, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'All my friends dying.'),
  (2472, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'The land of chocolate.'),
  (2473, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Jesus.'),
  (2474, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Another shot of morphine.'),
  (2475, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Bosnian chicken farmers.'),
  (2476, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'How wet my pussy is.'),
  (2477, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Having shotguns for legs.'),
  (2478, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Bullshit.'),
  (2479, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Blowing my boyfriend so hard so he shits.'),
  (2480, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Cumming deep inside my best bro.'),
  (2481, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Being awesome at sex.'),
  (2482, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Santa Claus.'),
  (2483, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Having a penis.'),
  (2484, 5, 1, 0, 0, 'Gay aliens.'),
  (2485, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Jafar.'),
  (2486, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Jumping out at people.'),
  (2487, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The mixing of the races.'),
  (2488, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The Harlem Globetrotters.'),
  (2489, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Scrotal frostbite.'),
  (2490, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Statistically validated stereotypes.'),
  (2491, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game.&reg;'),
  (2492, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Making shit up.'),
  (2493, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Mufasa\'s death scene.'),
  (2494, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Having $57 in the bank.'),
  (2495, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A sales team of clowns and pedophiles.'),
  (2496, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Survivor\'s guilt.'),
  (2497, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The mere concept of Applebees.&reg;'),
  (2498, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.'),
  (2499, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Not having sex.'),
  (2500, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Indescribably loneliness.'),
  (2501, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'One thousand Slim Jims.'),
  (2502, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A nuanced critique.'),
  (2503, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A nautical theme.'),
  (2504, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The black Power Ranger.'),
  (2505, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Neil Patrick Harris.'),
  (2506, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.'),
  (2507, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The hose.'),
  (2508, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Finding Waldo.'),
  (2509, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Fuck Mountain.'),
  (2510, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.'),
  (2511, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Syphilitic insanity.'),
  (2512, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Oncoming traffic.'),
  (2513, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Suicide bombers.'),
  (2514, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Some kind of bird-man.'),
  (2515, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Ryan Goslin riding in on a white horse.'),
  (2516, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Living in a trash can.'),
  (2517, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Historical revisionism.'),
  (2518, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A passionate Latino lover.'),
  (2519, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.'),
  (2520, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Consent.'),
  (2521, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'An unhinged Ferris wheel rolling toward the sea.'),
  (2522, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A plunger to the face.'),
  (2523, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Shaft.'),
  (2524, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Big Bird\'s crown, crusty asshole.'),
  (2525, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.'),
  (2526, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A fortuitous turnip harvest.'),
  (2527, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Buying the right pants to be cool.'),
  (2528, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group.'),
  (2529, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A phantasmagoria of anal delights.'),
  (2530, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The new Radiohead album.'),
  (2531, 6, 1, 0, 0, '24-hour media coverage.'),
  (2532, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Gargling jizz.'),
  (2533, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A dollop of sour cream.'),
  (2534, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Demonic possession.'),
  (2535, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Chugging a lava lamp.'),
  (2536, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Jeff Goldblum.'),
  (2537, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The day the birds attacked.'),
  (2538, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife.'),
  (2539, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A sofa that says \"I have style, but I like to be comfortable.\"'),
  (2540, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Dorito breath.'),
  (2541, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The way white people is.'),
  (2542, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Fetal alcohol syndrome.'),
  (2543, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The Quesadilla Explosion Salad&trade; from Chili\'s.&reg;'),
  (2544, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Racial profiling.'),
  (2545, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Special musical guest, Cher.'),
  (2546, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A crappy little hand.'),
  (2547, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The systemic destruction of an entire people and their way of life.'),
  (2548, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Clenched butt cheeks.'),
  (2549, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Filing my son with spaghetti.'),
  (2550, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Blowing some dudes in an alley.'),
  (2551, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Words, words, words.'),
  (2552, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Clams.'),
  (2553, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Hot doooooooogs!'),
  (2554, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Andr&eacute; the Giant\'s enormous, leathery scrotum.'),
  (2555, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A greased-up Matthew McConaughey.'),
  (2556, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A pile of squirming bodies.'),
  (2557, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A bloody pacifier.'),
  (2558, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Medieval Times&reg; Dinner &amp; Tournament.'),
  (2559, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Just the tip.'),
  (2560, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'One ring to rule them all.'),
  (2561, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The milk that comes out of a person.'),
  (2562, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A sweet spaceship.'),
  (2563, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Big ol\' floppy titties.'),
  (2564, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A 55-gallon drum of lube.'),
  (2565, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Sorcery.'),
  (2566, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.'),
  (2567, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Weapons grade plutonium.'),
  (2568, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Mad hacky-sack skills.'),
  (2569, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Emotional baggage.'),
  (2570, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Insatiable bloodlust.'),
  (2571, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Hillary Clinton.'),
  (2572, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Catastrophic urethral trauma.'),
  (2573, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.'),
  (2574, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath.'),
  (2575, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A spontaneous conga line.'),
  (2576, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A Japanese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it.'),
  (2577, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A boo-boo.'),
  (2578, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A black-owned and operated business.'),
  (2579, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.'),
  (2580, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Velcro.&trade;'),
  (2581, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The shambling corpse of Larry King.'),
  (2582, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Drinking my bro\'s pee-pee right out of his peen.'),
  (2583, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Quiche.'),
  (2584, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Some really fucked up shit.'),
  (2585, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Warm, velvety muppet sex.'),
  (2586, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now.'),
  (2587, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A bigger, blacker dick.'),
  (2588, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Crabapples all over the fucking sidewalk.'),
  (2589, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Bosnian chick farmers.'),
  (2590, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Sanding off a man\'s nose.'),
  (2591, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'The harsh light of day.'),
  (2592, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Vietnam flashbacks.'),
  (2593, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Savagely beating a mascot.'),
  (2594, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Staring at a painting and going \"hmmmmmm...\"'),
  (2595, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Nubile slave boys.'),
  (2596, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs&reg; to get fifty continuous hours of energy.'),
  (2597, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'A sweaty, panting leather daddy.'),
  (2598, 6, 1, 0, 0, 'My manservant, Claude.'),
  (2599, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Khakis.'),
  (2600, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak.'),
  (2601, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The passage of time.'),
  (2602, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana.'),
  (2603, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The power of the Dark Side.'),
  (2604, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A team of lawyers.'),
  (2605, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri.'),
  (2606, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin.'),
  (2607, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Some sort of Asian.'),
  (2608, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Vegetarian options.'),
  (2609, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'An inability to form meaningful relationships.'),
  (2610, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'One unforgettable night of passion.'),
  (2611, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Important news about Taylor Swift.'),
  (2612, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The all-new Nissan Pathfinder with 0.9% APR financing!'),
  (2613, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Free ice cream, yo.'),
  (2614, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'My boyfriend\'s stupid penis.'),
  (2615, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A mouthful of potato salad.'),
  (2616, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers&reg;!'),
  (2617, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Crying and shitting and eat spaghetti.'),
  (2618, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A fart.'),
  (2619, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers.'),
  (2620, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Deez nuts.'),
  (2621, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Africa.'),
  (2622, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Finally finishing off the Indians.'),
  (2623, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Owls, the perfect predator.'),
  (2624, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A dance move that\'s just sex.'),
  (2625, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Ass to mouth.'),
  (2626, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Bouncing up and down.'),
  (2627, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Walking into a glass door.'),
  (2628, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating together like a god damn family for once.'),
  (2629, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny.'),
  (2630, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Treasures beyond your wildest dreams.'),
  (2631, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry.'),
  (2632, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Sucking all the milk out of a yak.'),
  (2633, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Falling into the toilet.'),
  (2634, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The color \"puce.\"'),
  (2635, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'An oppressed people with a vibrant culture.'),
  (2636, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Out-of-this-world bazongas.'),
  (2637, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting caught by the police and going to jail.'),
  (2638, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The sweet song of sword against sword and the braying of mighty war beasts.'),
  (2639, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A sex goblin with a carnival penis.'),
  (2640, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Genghis Khan\'s DNA.'),
  (2641, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry.'),
  (2642, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The ghost of Marlon Brando.'),
  (2643, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Immortality cream.'),
  (2644, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Butt stuff.'),
  (2645, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting offended.'),
  (2646, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'My dad\'s dumb fucking face.'),
  (2647, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.'),
  (2648, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Neil Diamond\'s Greatest Hits.'),
  (2649, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Whatever a McRib&reg; is made of.'),
  (2650, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Total fucking chaos.'),
  (2651, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Whispering all sexy.'),
  (2652, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality.'),
  (2653, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Some shit-hot guitar licks.'),
  (2654, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'No clothes on, penis in vagina.'),
  (2655, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Sports.'),
  (2656, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'How awesome I am.'),
  (2657, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The white half of Barack Obama.'),
  (2658, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'An overwhelming variety of cheeses.'),
  (2659, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Ejaculating inside another man\'s wife.'),
  (2660, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting shot by the police.'),
  (2661, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Beloved television star Bill Cosby.'),
  (2662, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The tiger that killed my father.'),
  (2663, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Changing a person\'s mind with logic and facts.'),
  (2664, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Child Protective Services.'),
  (2665, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A peyote-fueled vision quest.'),
  (2666, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Cute boys.'),
  (2667, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A hopeless amount of spiders.'),
  (2668, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The swim team, all at once.'),
  (2669, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Whatever you wish, mother.'),
  (2670, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A possible Muslim.');
  INSERT INTO `Cards` (`id`, `packId`, `type`, `draw`, `pick`, `content`) VALUES
  (2671, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'All the single ladies.'),
  (2672, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Letting out 20 years\' worth of farts.'),
  (2673, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Being paralyzed from the neck down.'),
  (2674, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion.'),
  (2675, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Shapes and colors.'),
  (2676, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes.'),
  (2677, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Filling a man\'s anus with concrete.'),
  (2678, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Peeing into a girl\'s butt to make a baby.'),
  (2679, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Meaningless sex.'),
  (2680, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Wearing glasses and sounding smart.'),
  (2681, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio.'),
  (2682, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Child support payments.'),
  (2683, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Being John Malkovich.'),
  (2684, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Throwing stones at a man until he dies.'),
  (2685, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A shiny rock that proves I love you.'),
  (2686, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Kale.'),
  (2687, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Stuffing a child\'s face with Fun Dip&reg; until he starts having fun.'),
  (2688, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A turd.'),
  (2689, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Party Mexicans.'),
  (2690, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Too much cocaine.'),
  (2691, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Like a million alligators.'),
  (2692, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis.'),
  (2693, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A face full of horse cum.'),
  (2694, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Fresh dill from the patio.'),
  (2695, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Boring vaginal sex.'),
  (2696, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Crazy opium eyes.'),
  (2697, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'AIDS monkeys.'),
  (2698, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Crippling social anxiety.'),
  (2699, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Not believing in giraffes.'),
  (2700, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'An interracial handshake.'),
  (2701, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Irrefutable evidence that God is real.'),
  (2702, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home.'),
  (2703, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'My sex dungeon.'),
  (2704, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Being nine years old.'),
  (2705, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Daddy.'),
  (2706, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Unquestioning obedience.'),
  (2707, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A bass drop so huge it tears the starry vault asunder to reveal the face of God.'),
  (2708, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Sharks with legs.'),
  (2709, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Generally having no idea what\'s going on.'),
  (2710, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Bullets.'),
  (2711, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'An unforgettable quincea&ntilde;era.'),
  (2712, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Two whales fucking the shit out of each other.'),
  (2713, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A whole lotta woman.'),
  (2714, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A self-microwaving burrito.'),
  (2715, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Snorting coke off a clown\'s boner.'),
  (2716, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A buttload of candy.'),
  (2717, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A thrilling chase over the rooftops of Rio de Janeiro.'),
  (2718, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Dem titties.'),
  (2719, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The amount of gay I am.'),
  (2720, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'My first period.'),
  (2721, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Common-sense gun control legislation.'),
  (2722, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Being a terrible mother.'),
  (2723, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Being popular and good at sports.'),
  (2724, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Never having sex again.'),
  (2725, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A giant powdery manbaby.'),
  (2726, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A crazy little thing called love.'),
  (2727, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Stupid.'),
  (2728, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The best taquito in the galaxy.'),
  (2729, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Fucking a corpse back to life.'),
  (2730, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A pizza guy who fucked up.'),
  (2731, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Ennui.'),
  (2732, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other.'),
  (2733, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Lots and lots of abortions.'),
  (2734, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Eggs.'),
  (2735, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'My worthless son.'),
  (2736, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Blowjobs for everyone.'),
  (2737, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Shitting all over the floor like a bad, bad girl.'),
  (2738, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation.'),
  (2739, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The unbelievable world of mushrooms.'),
  (2740, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A horse with no legs.'),
  (2741, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Having been dead for a while.'),
  (2742, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Drinking responsibly.'),
  (2743, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Breastfeeding a ten-year-old.'),
  (2744, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Going to a high school reunion on ketamine.'),
  (2745, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Backwards knees.'),
  (2746, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Gwyneth Paltrow\'s opinions.'),
  (2747, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The basic suffering that pervades all of existence.'),
  (2748, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Cutting off a flamingo\'s legs with garden shears.'),
  (2749, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction.'),
  (2750, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Seeing things from Hitler\'s perspective.'),
  (2751, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A constant need for validation.'),
  (2752, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Jizz.'),
  (2753, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'What Jesus would do.'),
  (2754, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A Ugandan warlord.'),
  (2755, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Slowly easing down onto a cucumber.'),
  (2756, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Smoking crack, for instance.'),
  (2757, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A kiss on the lips.'),
  (2758, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The haunting stare of an Iraqi child.'),
  (2759, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness.'),
  (2760, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Giant sperm from outer space.'),
  (2761, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter.'),
  (2762, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Morpheus.'),
  (2763, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Mom\'s new boyfriend.'),
  (2764, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Blackface.'),
  (2765, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Every ounce of charisma left in Mick Jagger\'s tired body.'),
  (2766, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Sudden penis loss.'),
  (2767, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Daddy\'s credit card.'),
  (2768, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Ripping a dog in half.'),
  (2769, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night.'),
  (2770, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Interspecies marriage.'),
  (2771, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Cancer.'),
  (2772, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The male gaze.'),
  (2773, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Being worshipped as the one true God.'),
  (2774, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'All these decorative pillows.'),
  (2775, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Unrelenting genital punishment.'),
  (2776, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Exploding pigeons.'),
  (2777, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A disappointing salad.'),
  (2778, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The dentist.'),
  (2779, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Moderate-to-severe joint pain.'),
  (2780, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting drive-by shot.'),
  (2781, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The black half of Barack Obama.'),
  (2782, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Western standards of beauty.'),
  (2783, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A reason not to commit suicide.'),
  (2784, 7, 1, 0, 0, '40 acres and a mule.'),
  (2785, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Such a big boy.'),
  (2786, 7, 1, 0, 0, '10 Incredible Facts About the Anus.'),
  (2787, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A manhole.'),
  (2788, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The size of my penis.'),
  (2789, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East.'),
  (2790, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'My dead son\'s baseball glove.'),
  (2791, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Robots who just want to party.'),
  (2792, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A whole new kind of porn.'),
  (2793, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Ambiguous sarcasm.'),
  (2794, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Russian super-tuberculosis.'),
  (2795, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa.'),
  (2796, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Doing the right stuff to her nipples.'),
  (2797, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Ancient Athenian boy-fucking.'),
  (2798, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The eighth graders.'),
  (2799, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'September 11th, 2001.'),
  (2800, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The safe word.'),
  (2801, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Doo-doo.'),
  (2802, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Blackula.'),
  (2803, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Anal fissures like you wouldn\'t believe.'),
  (2804, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Texas.'),
  (2805, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Going down on a woman, discovering that her vaginas is filled with eyeballs, and being totally into that.'),
  (2806, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'P.F. Chang himself.'),
  (2807, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Almost giving money to a homeless person.'),
  (2808, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Depression.'),
  (2809, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness.'),
  (2810, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Three consecutive seconds of happiness.'),
  (2811, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Going inside at some point because of the mosquitoes.'),
  (2812, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Pussy.'),
  (2813, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Unsheathing my massive horse cock.'),
  (2814, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A woman.'),
  (2815, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'Turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels.'),
  (2816, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A woman who is so cool that he rides on a motorcycle.'),
  (2817, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China.'),
  (2818, 7, 1, 0, 0, 'A chimpanzee in sunglasses fucking your wife.'),
  (2819, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Finding a nice elevator to poop in.'),
  (2820, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'An incurable homosexual.'),
  (2821, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The body of a 46-year-old man.'),
  (2822, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Mixing M&amp;Ms and Skittles like some kind of psychopath.'),
  (2823, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Grunting for ten minutes and then peeing sand.'),
  (2824, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Gay thoughts.'),
  (2825, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'When the big truck goes \"Toot! Toot!\"'),
  (2826, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Water.'),
  (2827, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Becoming the President of the United States.'),
  (2828, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Hot lettuce.'),
  (2829, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Rock-hard tits and a huge vagina.'),
  (2830, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Meatloaf, the man.'),
  (2831, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Smashing my balls at the moment of climax.'),
  (2832, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A creature made of penises that must constantly arouse itself to survive.'),
  (2833, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'My brother\'s hot friends.'),
  (2834, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'You.'),
  (2835, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting high with mom.'),
  (2836, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle.'),
  (2837, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Loud, scary thunder.'),
  (2838, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Whomsoever let the dogs out.'),
  (2839, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Having a vagina.'),
  (2840, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A man with the head of a goat and the body of a goat.'),
  (2841, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Taking the form of a falcon.'),
  (2842, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A hug.'),
  (2843, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Putting more black people in jail.'),
  (2844, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Trevor, the world\'s greatest boyfriend.'),
  (2845, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Anal.'),
  (2846, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide.'),
  (2847, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting the Dorito crumbs out of my pubes.'),
  (2848, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A man in a suit with perfect hair who tells you beautiful lies.'),
  (2849, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Critical thinking.'),
  (2850, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Quacking like a duck in lieu of a cogent argument.'),
  (2851, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A long business meeting with no obvious purpose.'),
  (2852, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Facilitating dialogue and deconstructing binaries.'),
  (2853, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting killed and dragged up a tree by a leopard.'),
  (2854, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Brunch.'),
  (2855, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Child labor.'),
  (2856, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Esmeralda, my most beautiful daughter.'),
  (2857, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The feeling of going to McDonald\'s as a 6-year-old.'),
  (2858, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating people.'),
  (2859, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Art.'),
  (2860, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Having sex with your mom.'),
  (2861, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The hottest MILF in Dallas.'),
  (2862, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting trapped in a conversation about Ayn Rand.'),
  (2863, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Happy daddies with happy sandals.'),
  (2864, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A dolphin that learns to talk and becomes the Dead of Harvard Law School.'),
  (2865, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The graceful path of an autumn leaf as it falls to its earthen cradle.'),
  (2866, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Meatloaf, the food.'),
  (2867, 8, 1, 0, 0, '10,000 shrieking teenage girls.'),
  (2868, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Chris Hemsworth.'),
  (2869, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Straight blazin\' 24/7.'),
  (2870, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Objectifying women.'),
  (2871, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The mysterious fog rolling into town.'),
  (2872, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Math.'),
  (2873, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Restoring Germany to its former glory.'),
  (2874, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Exploring each other\'s buttholes.'),
  (2875, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'An old dog full of tumors.'),
  (2876, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Antidepressants.'),
  (2877, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Having an awesome time drinking and driving.'),
  (2878, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Jazz.'),
  (2879, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Dumpster juice.'),
  (2880, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Raising three kids on minimum wage.'),
  (2881, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Going to bed at a reasonable hour.'),
  (2882, 8, 1, 0, 0, '10 football players with erections barreling towards you at full speed.'),
  (2883, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Working so hard to have muscles and then having them.'),
  (2884, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Turning 32.'),
  (2885, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Albert Einstein but if he had a huge muscles and a rhinoceros cock.'),
  (2886, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Assassinating the president.'),
  (2887, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A woman\'s right to choose.'),
  (2888, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Eternal screaming madness.'),
  (2889, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Late-stage dementia.'),
  (2890, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Consensual, nonreproductive incest.'),
  (2891, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Swearing praise upon the Sultan\'s hideous daughters.'),
  (2892, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A cheerfulness that belies a deep-seated self-loathing.'),
  (2893, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'An arrangement wherein I give a person money they have sex with me.'),
  (2894, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A genetic predisposition for alcoholism.'),
  (2895, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The wind.'),
  (2896, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting pegged.'),
  (2897, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Period poops.'),
  (2898, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The chicken from Popeyes. &reg;'),
  (2899, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A massive collection of child pornography.'),
  (2900, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A big, beautiful mouth packed to the brim with sparkling teeth.'),
  (2901, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Pooping in the potty.'),
  (2902, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting eaten out by a dog.'),
  (2903, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Munchin\' puss.'),
  (2904, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'It being too late to stop having sex with a horse.'),
  (2905, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'One of those \"blow jobs\" I\'ve been hearing so much about.'),
  (2906, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The lived experience of African Americans.'),
  (2907, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Prematurely ejaculating like a total loser.'),
  (2908, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Big, smart money boys tap-tapping on their keyboards.'),
  (2909, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Homework.'),
  (2910, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A finger up the butt.'),
  (2911, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Tiny, rancid girl farts.'),
  (2912, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The sweet, forbidden meat of the money.'),
  (2913, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Farting all over my face with your tight little asshole.'),
  (2914, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Doing a somersault and barfing.'),
  (2915, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The government.'),
  (2916, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'How good lead paint taste.'),
  (2917, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Every man\'s ultimate fantasy: a perfectly cylindrical vagina.'),
  (2918, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Rubbing my bush all over your bald head.'),
  (2919, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Feeling the emotion of anger.'),
  (2920, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Gregor, my largest son.'),
  (2921, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A strong horse and enough rations for thirty days.'),
  (2922, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting aborted.'),
  (2923, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Systems and policies designed to preserve centuries-old power structures.'),
  (2924, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Overthrowing the democratically-elected government of Chile.'),
  (2925, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A weird guy who says weird stuff and weirds me out.'),
  (2926, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'How strange it is to be anything at all.'),
  (2927, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Twenty cheerleaders laughing at your tiny penis.'),
  (2928, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Everything.'),
  (2929, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The flaming wreckage of the International Space Station.'),
  (2930, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A duffel bag full of lizards.'),
  (2931, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Beyonc&eacute;.'),
  (2932, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The fear and hatred in men\'s hearts.'),
  (2933, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'One of them big-city Jew lawyers.'),
  (2934, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'An empowered woman.'),
  (2935, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Tables.'),
  (2936, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The amount of baby carrots I can fit up my ass.'),
  (2937, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Farting a huge shit out of my pussy.'),
  (2938, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Being sexually attracted to children.'),
  (2939, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Participating.'),
  (2940, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Blossoming into a beautiful young woman.'),
  (2941, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Discovering that what I really want in life is to kill people and have sex with their corpses.'),
  (2942, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Breastfeeding in public like a radiant earth goddess.'),
  (2943, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'ISIS.'),
  (2944, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'All these people I\'ve killed.'),
  (2945, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The full force of the American military.'),
  (2946, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating ass.'),
  (2947, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Who really did 9/11.'),
  (2948, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Condoleezza Rice.'),
  (2949, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Content.'),
  (2950, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Creamy slices of real, California avocado.'),
  (2951, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'How sad it will be when Morgan Freeman dies.'),
  (2952, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A black friend.'),
  (2953, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Whooping your ass at Mario Kart.'),
  (2954, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Sudden and unwanted slam poetry.'),
  (2955, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A cold and indifferent universe.'),
  (2956, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The best, deepest quotes from The Dark Night.'),
  (2957, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Salsa Night at Dave\'s Cantina.'),
  (2958, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Dominating a man by peeing on his eldest son.'),
  (2959, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Two shitty kids and a garbage husband.'),
  (2960, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The Rwandan Genocide.'),
  (2961, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The LGBT community.'),
  (2962, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Founding a major world religion.'),
  (2963, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Rolling so hard.'),
  (2964, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'My huge penis and substantial fortune.'),
  (2965, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Forty-five minutes of finger blasting.'),
  (2966, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'How great my ass looks in these jeans.'),
  (2967, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Pooping in a leotard and hoping no one notices.'),
  (2968, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Guns.'),
  (2969, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting this party started!'),
  (2970, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Twenty bucks.'),
  (2971, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting laid like all the time.'),
  (2972, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A big ol\' plate of fettuccine alfredo.'),
  (2973, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Showing all the boys my pussy.'),
  (2974, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Fucking me good and taking me to Red Lobster.&reg;'),
  (2975, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A terrified fat child who won\'t come out of the bushes.'),
  (2976, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Doritos and a Fruit Roll-Up.'),
  (2977, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Mommy and daddy fighting all the time.'),
  (2978, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Holding the proper political beliefs of my time to attract a mate.'),
  (2979, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Onions.'),
  (2980, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Self-identifying as a DJ.'),
  (2981, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Watching you die.'),
  (2982, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Some real spicy shrimps.'),
  (2983, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A burrito that\'s just sour cream.'),
  (2984, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The bond between a woman and her horse.'),
  (2985, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The secret to truly resilient hair.'),
  (2986, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Mental illness.'),
  (2987, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Gayle from HR.'),
  (2988, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Informing you that I am a registered sex offender.'),
  (2989, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A negative body image that is totally justified.'),
  (2990, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Political correctness.'),
  (2991, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The clown that followed me home from the grocery store.'),
  (2992, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'That bitch, Stacy.'),
  (2993, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Ejaculating at the apex of a cartwheel.'),
  (2994, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Gazpacho.'),
  (2995, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Having sex with a man and then eating his head.'),
  (2996, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'An older man.'),
  (2997, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'An X-Man whose power is that he has sex with dogs and children.'),
  (2998, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Out-of-control teenage blowjob parties.'),
  (2999, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Tender chunks of all-white-meat chicken.'),
  (3000, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Crushing the patriarchy.'),
  (3001, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The full blown marginalization of ugly people.'),
  (3002, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Aborting the shit out of a fetus.'),
  (3003, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Film roles for actresses over 40.'),
  (3004, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Plowing that ass like a New England corn farmer.'),
  (3005, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Huge big balls full of jizz.'),
  (3006, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Some of that good dick.'),
  (3007, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Being turned into sausages.'),
  (3008, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Hating Jews.'),
  (3009, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Crazy anal orgasms.'),
  (3010, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Regurgitating a half-digested sparrow.'),
  (3011, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'The ol\' penis-in-the-popcorn surprise.'),
  (3012, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A tiny fireman who puts out tiny fires.'),
  (3013, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Dis bitch.'),
  (3014, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Trees.'),
  (3015, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Three hours of nonstop penetration.'),
  (3016, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Slamming a dunk.'),
  (3017, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Starting a shitty podcast.'),
  (3018, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Gary.'),
  (3019, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Feminism.'),
  (3020, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Our baby.'),
  (3021, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Falling into a pit of waffles.'),
  (3022, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A woman\'s perspective.'),
  (3023, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Chipotle.'),
  (3024, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Scissoring, if that\'s a thing.'),
  (3025, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Watching a hot person eat.'),
  (3026, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Defeating a gorilla in single combat.'),
  (3027, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Bad emotions I don\'t want.'),
  (3028, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A creepy child singing a nursery rhyme.'),
  (3029, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Comprehensive immigration reform.'),
  (3030, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Denying the Holocaust.'),
  (3031, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Two beautiful pig sisters.'),
  (3032, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Catching a live salmon in your mouth.'),
  (3033, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Daddy going away forever.'),
  (3034, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A medium horchata.'),
  (3035, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Libertarians.'),
  (3036, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Picking up a glass of water and taking a sip and being the president.'),
  (3037, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Waking up inside of a tornado.'),
  (3038, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Making out and stuff.'),
  (3039, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A slowly encroaching circle of wolves.'),
  (3040, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Opening your mouth to talk and a big penis fops out.'),
  (3041, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating too many Cinnabons and then vomiting and then eating the vomit.'),
  (3042, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Seizing control of the means of production.'),
  (3043, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Misogyny.'),
  (3044, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Thinking about what eating even is.'),
  (3045, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Dropping dead in a Sbarro\'s bathroom and not being found for 72 hours.'),
  (3046, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Sucking each other\'s penises for hours on end.'),
  (3047, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Awesome pictures of planets and stuff.'),
  (3048, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Microaggressions.'),
  (3049, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god.'),
  (3050, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Fucking my therapist.'),
  (3051, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Having sex with a beautiful person.'),
  (3052, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Moon people.'),
  (3053, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Jason, the teen mayor.'),
  (3054, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Quinoa.'),
  (3055, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'China.'),
  (3056, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Menopause.'),
  (3057, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'My dog dying.'),
  (3058, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'A gun that shoots cobras.'),
  (3059, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Reaching an age where barbecue chips are better than sex.'),
  (3060, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Going around pulling people\'s tampons out.'),
  (3061, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Playing my asshole like a trumpet.'),
  (3062, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting blasted in the face by a t-shirt cannon.'),
  (3063, 8, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting naked too soon.'),
  (3064, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Pamela Anderson\'s boobs running in slow motion.'),
  (3065, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour.'),
  (3066, 9, 1, 0, 0, '<i>Pure Moods</i> , Vol. 1.'),
  (3067, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip.'),
  (3068, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.'),
  (3069, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun.'),
  (3070, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game.'),
  (3071, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Sucking the President\'s dick.'),
  (3072, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Sunny D! Alright!'),
  (3073, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'The Great Cornholio.'),
  (3074, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Painting with all the colors of the wind.'),
  (3075, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair.'),
  (3076, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'The Y2K bug.'),
  (3077, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido.'),
  (3078, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it.'),
  (3079, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Deregulating the mortgage market.'),
  (3080, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Kurt Cobain\'s death.'),
  (3081, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'A threesome with 1996 Denise Richards and 1999 Denise Richards.'),
  (3082, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Freeing Willy.'),
  (3083, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Several Michael Keatons.'),
  (3084, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Patti Mayonnaise.'),
  (3085, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Wearing Nicolas Cage\'s face.'),
  (3086, 9, 1, 0, 0, 'Log.&trade;'),
  (3087, 10, 1, 0, 0, 'Santa\'s heavy sack.'),
  (3088, 11, 1, 0, 0, 'Donald Trump holding his nose while he eats pussy.'),
  (3089, 11, 1, 0, 0, 'Black lives mattering.'),
  (3090, 11, 1, 0, 0, 'Kicking the middle class in the balls with a regressive tax code.'),
  (3091, 11, 1, 0, 0, 'Slapping Ted Cruz over and over.'),
  (3092, 11, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating the president\'s pussy.'),
  (3093, 11, 1, 0, 0, 'Keeping the government out of my vagina.'),
  (3094, 11, 1, 0, 0, 'The fact that Hillary Clinton is a woman.'),
  (3095, 11, 1, 0, 0, 'Increasing economic inequality and political polarization.'),
  (3096, 11, 1, 0, 0, 'The Bernie Sanders revolution.'),
  (3097, 11, 1, 0, 0, 'A beautiful, ever-expanding circle of inclusivity that will never include Republicans.'),
  (3098, 11, 1, 0, 0, 'Letting Bernie Sanders rest his world-weary head on your lap.'),
  (3099, 11, 1, 0, 0, 'The systemic disenfranchisement of black voters.'),
  (3100, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating an entire snowman.'),
  (3101, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw.'),
  (3102, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Elf cum.'),
  (3103, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Giving money and personal information to strangers on the Internet.'),
  (3104, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'The royal afterbirth.'),
  (3105, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'A magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography.'),
  (3106, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'A toxic family environment.'),
  (3107, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Breeding elves for their priceless semen.'),
  (3108, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar.'),
  (3109, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Slicing a ham in icy silence.'),
  (3110, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'A simultaneous nightmare and wet dream starring Sigourney Weaver.'),
  (3111, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'A visually arresting turtleneck.'),
  (3112, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas.'),
  (3113, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Gift-wrapping a live hamster.'),
  (3114, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Moses gargling Jesus\'s balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes.'),
  (3115, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Socks.'),
  (3116, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'These low, low prices!'),
  (3117, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Finding out that Santa isn\'t real.'),
  (3118, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card.'),
  (3119, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'The Star Wars Holiday Special.'),
  (3120, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Rudolph\'s bright red balls.'),
  (3121, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Jizzing into Santa\'s beard.'),
  (3122, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Being blind and deaf and having no limbs.'),
  (3123, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'My hot cousin.'),
  (3124, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Mall Santa.'),
  (3125, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina.'),
  (3126, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missile.'),
  (3127, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Pretending to be happy.'),
  (3128, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Fucking up \"Silent Night\" in front of 300 parents.'),
  (3129, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.'),
  (3130, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant.'),
  (3131, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Space Jam on VHS.'),
  (3132, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Swapping bodies with mom for a day.'),
  (3133, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Another shitty year.'),
  (3134, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Immaculate conception.'),
  (3135, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'People with cake in their mouths talking about how good cake is.'),
  (3136, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them.'),
  (3137, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Congress\'s flaccid penises withering away beneath their suit pants.'),
  (3138, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Having a strong opinion about Obamacare.'),
  (3139, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about.'),
  (3140, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'A Hungry-Man&trade; Frozen Christmas Dinner for One.'),
  (3141, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'Making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation.'),
  (3142, 15, 1, 0, 0, 'The Grinch\'s musty, cum-stained pelt.'),
  (3143, 12, 1, 0, 0, 'Actually voting for Donald Trump to be President of the actual United States.'),
  (3144, 12, 1, 0, 0, 'Growing up and becoming a Republican.'),
  (3145, 12, 1, 0, 0, 'A liberal bias.'),
  (3146, 12, 1, 0, 0, 'Full-on socialism.'),
  (3147, 12, 1, 0, 0, 'Hating Hillary Clinton.'),
  (3148, 12, 1, 0, 0, 'Jeb!'),
  (3149, 12, 1, 0, 0, 'Conservative talking points.'),
  (3150, 12, 1, 0, 0, 'Courageously going ahead with that racist comment.'),
  (3151, 12, 1, 0, 0, 'The good, hardworking people of Dubuque, Iowa.'),
  (3152, 12, 1, 0, 0, 'Dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn\'t know what he\'s doing.'),
  (3153, 12, 1, 0, 0, 'Shouting the loudest.'),
  (3154, 12, 1, 0, 0, 'Sound fiscal policy.'),
  (3155, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'Boxing up my feelings.'),
  (3156, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people.'),
  (3157, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'Being a motherfucking box.'),
  (3158, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'The Boxcar Children.'),
  (3159, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'A box that is conscious and wishes it weren\'t a box.'),
  (3160, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'A box within a box.'),
  (3161, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'A man-shaped box.'),
  (3162, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'A world without boxes.'),
  (3163, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.'),
  (3164, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'Former President George W. Box.'),
  (3165, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.'),
  (3166, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'A box-shaped man.'),
  (3167, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'The J15 Patriot Assault Box.'),
  (3168, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'A falcon with a box on its head.'),
  (3169, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'Two midgets shitting into a box.'),
  (3170, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'An outbreak of smallbox.'),
  (3171, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate.'),
  (3172, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'Pandora\'s vagina.'),
  (3173, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'A boxing match with a giant box.'),
  (3174, 40, 1, 0, 0, 'A box.'),
  (3175, 41, 1, 0, 0, 'Eight beautiful men jerking each other off in front of a fountain.'),
  (3176, 41, 1, 0, 0, 'Ruth Bader Ginsberg brutally gaveling your penis.'),
  (3177, 41, 1, 0, 0, 'A blind, quadriplegic AIDS survivor with face cancer and diarrhea.'),
  (3178, 41, 1, 0, 0, 'Free ice cream forever, or getting fingered by Chris Hemsworth for five minutes.'),
  (3179, 41, 1, 0, 0, 'Digging up Heath Ledger\'s corpse to reenact the prom scene from Ten Things I Hate About You.'),
  (3180, 41, 1, 0, 0, 'Throwing your hands in the air and waving them despite caring deeply.'),
  (3181, 41, 1, 0, 0, 'Chugging a gallon of milk and then vomiting a gallon of milk.'),
  (3182, 41, 1, 0, 0, 'How wonderful it is when my master throws the ball and I go and get it for him.'),
  (3183, 41, 1, 0, 0, 'Giving ISIS whatever they want so they leave us alone.'),
  (3184, 41, 1, 0, 0, 'Throwing a baby dolphin back into the ocean with a perfect spiral.'),
  (3185, 41, 1, 0, 0, 'Sitting in a jar of vinegar all night because I am pickle.'),
  (3186, 41, 1, 0, 0, 'Hickory-fucked pork ribs smothered in hot garbage.'),
  (3187, 13, 1, 0, 0, 'A homoerotic subplot.'),
  (3188, 13, 1, 0, 0, 'The sensitive European photographer who\'s fucking my wife.'),
  (3189, 13, 1, 0, 0, 'An origami swan that\'s some kind of symbol?'),
  (3190, 13, 1, 0, 0, 'Carbon monoxide poisoning.'),
  (3191, 13, 1, 0, 0, 'A childless marriage.'),
  (3192, 13, 1, 0, 0, 'Ribs so good they transcend race and class.'),
  (3193, 13, 1, 0, 0, '25 shitty jokes about <i>House of Cards.</i>'),
  (3194, 13, 1, 0, 0, 'Making it look like a suicide.'),
  (3195, 13, 1, 0, 0, 'Forcing a handjob on a dying man.'),
  (3196, 13, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting eaten out while on the phone with Dad.'),
  (3197, 13, 1, 0, 0, 'My constituents.'),
  (3198, 13, 1, 0, 0, 'Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience.'),
  (3199, 13, 1, 0, 0, 'Discharging a firearm in a residential area.'),
  (3200, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Performative wokeness.'),
  (3201, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'The sound of my roommate masturbating.'),
  (3202, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Rocking a 1.5 GPA.'),
  (3203, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Pretending to have done the reading.'),
  (3204, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Throw up.'),
  (3205, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Uggs, leggings, and a North Face.'),
  (3206, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Valuable leadership experience.'),
  (3207, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Whichever one of you took a shit in the shower.'),
  (3208, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Fucking the beat boxer from the a cappella group.'),
  (3209, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Five morons signing a lease together.'),
  (3210, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Googling how to eat pussy.'),
  (3211, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Sucking a flaccid penis for 20 minutes.'),
  (3212, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'My high school boyfriend.'),
  (3213, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'A bachelor\'s degree in communications.'),
  (3214, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Calling mom because it\'s just really hard and I miss her and I don\'t know anyone here.'),
  (3215, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Wandering the streets in search of a party.'),
  (3216, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Underage drinking.'),
  (3217, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Young Republicans.'),
  (3218, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'A Yale man.'),
  (3219, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'An emergency all-floor meeting of inclusion.'),
  (3220, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Going to college and becoming a new person, who has sex.'),
  (3221, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'How many Asians there are.'),
  (3222, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'A girl who is so interesting that she has blue hair.'),
  (3223, 14, 1, 0, 0, 'Falling in love with poetry.'),
  (3224, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'Being replaced by a robot.'),
  (3225, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'The events depicted in James Cameron\'s <i>Avatar.</i>'),
  (3226, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'Blockbuster late fees up the wazoo.'),
  (3227, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'All the poop inside of my body.'),
  (3228, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'A protracted siege.'),
  (3229, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'The diminishing purity of the white race.'),
  (3230, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'Trying to feel something, anything.'),
  (3231, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'A cloud of ash that darkens the Earth for a thousand years.'),
  (3232, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'A vague fear of something called ISIS.'),
  (3233, 18, 1, 0, 0, '200 years of slavery.'),
  (3234, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'The transience of all things.'),
  (3235, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'Ebola.'),
  (3236, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'Small-town cops with M4 assault rifles.'),
  (3237, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'Rising sea levels consistent with scientific predictions.'),
  (3238, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'What remains of my penis.'),
  (3239, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'Harnessing the miraculous power of the atom to slaughter 200,000 Japanese people.'),
  (3240, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'This groovy new thing called LSD.'),
  (3241, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'Building a ladder of hot dogs to the moon.'),
  (3242, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'Rock music and premarital sex.'),
  (3243, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'The Great Lizard Uprising of 2352.'),
  (3244, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'The dying breath of the last human.'),
  (3245, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'Reading an entire book.'),
  (3246, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'The 9,000 children who starved to death today.'),
  (3247, 18, 1, 0, 0, 'The Bowflex Revolution.'),
  (3248, 17, 1, 0, 0, 'Falling in actual love with a video game character.'),
  (3249, 17, 1, 0, 0, 'My complicated backstory that you will soon learn about.'),
  (3250, 17, 1, 0, 0, 'The Genophage.'),
  (3251, 17, 1, 0, 0, 'Totally fuckable aliens.'),
  (3252, 17, 1, 0, 0, 'Running a few errands before saving the galaxy.'),
  (3253, 17, 1, 0, 0, 'Bone-shattering sex with a metal woman.'),
  (3254, 17, 1, 0, 0, 'Space racism.'),
  (3255, 17, 1, 0, 0, 'An emergency induction port.'),
  (3256, 17, 1, 0, 0, 'An armored Krogan war-clitoris.'),
  (3257, 17, 1, 0, 0, 'An extremely long elevator ride.'),
  (3258, 19, 1, 0, 0, 'Forgetting to convert pound-seconds into newton-seconds.'),
  (3259, 19, 1, 0, 0, 'Uranus.'),
  (3260, 19, 1, 0, 0, 'A zero-g cumshot.'),
  (3261, 19, 1, 0, 0, 'Seven minutes of terror.'),
  (3262, 19, 1, 0, 0, 'A slow, shitty car that drives around Mars for no reason.'),
  (3263, 19, 1, 0, 0, 'Discovering some bullshit microscopic life instead of anything cool.'),
  (3264, 19, 1, 0, 0, 'Achieving escape velocity.'),
  (3265, 19, 1, 0, 0, 'Dreaming of going to space, but being hopelessly fat.'),
  (3266, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Dinosaurs who wear armor and you ride them and they kick ass.'),
  (3267, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Accidentally conjuring a legless horse that can\'t stop ejaculating.'),
  (3268, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Shitting in a wizard\'s spell book and jizzing in his hat.'),
  (3269, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'A Hitachi Magic Wand.'),
  (3270, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Reading <i>The Hobbit</i> under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs.'),
  (3271, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'How hot Orlando Bloom was in <i>Lord of the Rings.</i>'),
  (3272, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'A mysterious, floating orb.'),
  (3273, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Shooting a wizard with a gun.'),
  (3274, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Hodor.'),
  (3275, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Make-believe stories for autistic white men.'),
  (3276, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'A magical kingdom with dragons and elves and no black people.'),
  (3277, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'The card Neil Gaiman wrote: \"Three elves at a time.\"'),
  (3278, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Gender equality.'),
  (3279, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Going on an epic adventure and learning a valuable lesson about friendship.'),
  (3280, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'True love\'s kiss.'),
  (3281, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Eternal darkness.'),
  (3282, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'The all-seeing Eye of Sauron.'),
  (3283, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Bathing naked in a moonlit grove.'),
  (3284, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Handcuffing a wizard to a radiator and dousing him with kerosene.'),
  (3285, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Kneeing a wizard in the balls.'),
  (3286, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'A ghoul.'),
  (3287, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'A weed elemental who gets everyone high.'),
  (3288, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'A gay sorcerer who turns everyone gay.'),
  (3289, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'A CGI dragon.'),
  (3290, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'Freaky, pan-dimensional sex with a demigod.'),
  (3291, 16, 1, 0, 0, 'A dwarf who won\'t leave you alone until you compare penis sizes.'),
  (3292, 22, 1, 0, 0, 'How many drinks Aunt Deborah has had.'),
  (3293, 22, 1, 0, 0, 'A snowman that contains the soul of my dead father.'),
  (3294, 22, 1, 0, 0, 'A choir of angels descending from the sky and jizzing all over dad\'s sweater.'),
  (3295, 22, 1, 0, 0, 'Probably Grandma\'s last Christmas, kids.'),
  (3296, 22, 1, 0, 0, 'A frozen homeless man shattering on your doorstep.'),
  (3297, 22, 1, 0, 0, 'Snow falling gently on the frozen body of an orphan boy.'),
  (3298, 22, 1, 0, 0, 'My uncle who voted for Trump.'),
  (3299, 22, 1, 0, 0, 'How great of a blowjob Jesus could give.'),
  (3300, 22, 1, 0, 0, 'Starting to see where ISIS is coming from.'),
  (3301, 22, 1, 0, 0, 'Fucking up <i>Silent Night</i> in front of 300 parents.'),
  (3302, 22, 1, 0, 0, 'How cool it is that I love Jesus and he loves me back.'),
  (3303, 21, 1, 0, 0, 'An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center.'),
  (3304, 21, 1, 0, 0, 'Paying the iron price.'),
  (3305, 21, 1, 0, 0, 'Casting Magic Missile at a bully.'),
  (3306, 21, 1, 0, 0, 'Rotating shapes in mid-air so that they fit into other shapes when they fall.'),
  (3307, 21, 1, 0, 0, 'Firefly: Season 2.'),
  (3308, 21, 1, 0, 0, 'Jiggle physics.'),
  (3309, 21, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim.'),
  (3310, 21, 1, 0, 0, 'Running out of stamina.'),
  (3311, 23, 1, 0, 0, 'Sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone.'),
  (3312, 23, 1, 0, 0, 'The depression that ensues after catching \'em all.'),
  (3313, 23, 1, 0, 0, 'Loading from a previous save.'),
  (3314, 23, 1, 0, 0, 'The rocket launcher.'),
  (3315, 23, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting inside the Horadric Cube with a hot babe and pressing the transmute button.'),
  (3316, 23, 1, 0, 0, 'Spending the year\'s insulin budget on Warhammer 40k figurines.'),
  (3317, 23, 1, 0, 0, 'Punching a tree to gather wood.'),
  (3318, 23, 1, 0, 0, 'Violating the First Law of Robotics.'),
  (3319, 24, 1, 0, 0, 'Charging up all the way.'),
  (3320, 24, 1, 0, 0, 'Vespene gas.'),
  (3321, 24, 1, 0, 0, 'Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship.'),
  (3322, 24, 1, 0, 0, 'The Klobb.'),
  (3323, 24, 1, 0, 0, 'Achieving 500 actions per minute.'),
  (3324, 24, 1, 0, 0, 'Smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees.'),
  (3325, 24, 1, 0, 0, 'Forgetting to eat, and consequently dying.'),
  (3326, 24, 1, 0, 0, 'Judging elves by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character.'),
  (3327, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Kevin Bacon Bits.'),
  (3328, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Being emotionally and physically dominated by Gordon Ramsay.'),
  (3329, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'A belly full of hard-boiled eggs.'),
  (3330, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Kale farts.'),
  (3331, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Clamping down on a gazelle\'s jugular and tasting its warm life waters.'),
  (3332, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'A table for one at The Cheesecake Factory.'),
  (3333, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'The hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago.'),
  (3334, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'The Dial-A-Slice Apple Divider from Williams-Sonoma.'),
  (3335, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Oreos for dinner.'),
  (3336, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'A joyless vegan patty.'),
  (3337, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Soup that\'s better than pussy.'),
  (3338, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'The Hellman\'s Mayonnaise Corporation.'),
  (3339, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Going vegetarian and feeling so great all the time.'),
  (3340, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Not knowing what to believe anymore about butter.'),
  (3341, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'A sobering quantity of chili cheese fries.'),
  (3342, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Licking the cake batter off of grandma\'s fingers.'),
  (3343, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Real cheese flavor.'),
  (3344, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Swishing the wine around and sniffing it like a big fancy man.'),
  (3345, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Sucking down thousands of pounds of krill every day.'),
  (3346, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'The inaudible screams of carrots.'),
  (3347, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Committing suicide at the Old Country Buffet.'),
  (3348, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'What to do with all of this chocolate on my penis.'),
  (3349, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Father\'s forbidden chocolates.'),
  (3350, 20, 1, 0, 0, 'Jizz Twinkies.'),
  (3351, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'Tapping Serra Angel.'),
  (3352, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'The gravity gun.'),
  (3353, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Never watching, discussing, or thinking about My Little Pony.'),
  (3354, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Reading the comments.'),
  (3355, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'The Sarlacc.'),
  (3356, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Unlocking a new sex position.'),
  (3357, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Being an attractive elf trapped in an unattractive human\'s body.'),
  (3358, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Bowser\'s aching heart.'),
  (3359, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam!'),
  (3360, 28, 1, 0, 0, '70,000 games sweating and farting inside an airtight steel dome.'),
  (3361, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'The collective wail of every <i>Magic</i> player suddenly realizing that they\'ve spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard.'),
  (3362, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Legendary Creature -- Robert Khoo.'),
  (3363, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends.'),
  (3364, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama.'),
  (3365, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Temporary invincibility.'),
  (3366, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Full HD.'),
  (3367, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit.'),
  (3368, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family.'),
  (3369, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'An angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds.'),
  (3370, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep.'),
  (3371, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Turn-of-the-century-sky racists.'),
  (3372, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting into a situation with an owlbear.'),
  (3373, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Grand Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale.'),
  (3374, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy.'),
  (3375, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto.'),
  (3376, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'SNES cartridge cleaning fluid.'),
  (3377, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating a pizza that\'s lying in the street to gain health.'),
  (3378, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Mario Kart rage.'),
  (3379, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'A homemade, cum-stained <i>Star Trek</i> uniform.'),
  (3380, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Google Glass + e-cigarette: Ultimate Combo!'),
  (3381, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'Yoshi\'s huge egg-laying cloaca.'),
  (3382, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'A fully-dressed female videogame character.'),
  (3383, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Nude-modding Super Mario World.'),
  (3384, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women.'),
  (3385, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt&trade; with pizza.'),
  (3386, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'The Cock Ring of Alacrity.'),
  (3387, 28, 1, 0, 0, 'Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage.'),
  (3388, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years.'),
  (3389, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'Separate drinking fountains for dark elves.'),
  (3390, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button.'),
  (3391, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'Ser Jorah Mormont\'s cerulean-blue balls.'),
  (3392, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'A grumpy old Harrison Ford who\'d rather be doing anything else.'),
  (3393, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'Taking 2d6 emotional damage.'),
  (3394, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'KHAAAAAAAAAN!'),
  (3395, 25, 1, 0, 0, 'Endless ninjas.'),
  (3396, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'Demons and shit.'),
  (3397, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'Collecting all seven power crystals.'),
  (3398, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'Xena, Warrior Princess.'),
  (3399, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'The old gods.'),
  (3400, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'The Star Wars Universe.'),
  (3401, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'The imagination of Peter Jackson.'),
  (3402, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'Lagging out.'),
  (3403, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room.'),
  (3404, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'Attacking from Kamchatka.'),
  (3405, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'The pure, Zen-like state that exists between micro and macro.'),
  (3406, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'Mistakenly hitting on a <i>League of Legends</i> statue.'),
  (3407, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory.'),
  (3408, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'Whatever <i>Final Fantasy</i> bullshit happened this year.'),
  (3409, 42, 1, 0, 0, 'Futuristic death sports.'),
  (3410, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Resurrecting an army of six million Jews and conquering Germany.'),
  (3411, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'The part of Anne Frank\'s diary where she talks about her vagina.'),
  (3412, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Sacrificing Isaac to the Lord.'),
  (3413, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'The ethical implications of enjoying a Woody Allen film in light of the allegations against him.'),
  (3414, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Chopping off a bit of the penis.'),
  (3415, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Some kind of concentrated encampment for people.'),
  (3416, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Pork products.'),
  (3417, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Wandering the desert for 40 years.'),
  (3418, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'What it means to be a Jewish woman in contemporary society.'),
  (3419, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Suddenly remembering that the Holocaust happened.'),
  (3420, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Thy neighbor\'s wife.'),
  (3421, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Holding up the line at Walgreens by trying to use an expired coupon.'),
  (3422, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Demolishing that ass like a Palestinian village.'),
  (3423, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Being chosen by God to win a free iPod Nano.'),
  (3424, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'A little bit of schmutz right there.'),
  (3425, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Torturing Jews until they say they\'re not Jews anymore.'),
  (3426, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'A lifetime of internalized guilt.'),
  (3427, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'A three-foot-tall corned beef sandwich.'),
  (3428, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Usury.'),
  (3429, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Hiding from the Nazis.'),
  (3430, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Bags of money.'),
  (3431, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'The blood of Christian babies.'),
  (3432, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'A headache that\'s definitely cancer.'),
  (3433, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'A big brain full of facts and sadness.'),
  (3434, 27, 1, 0, 0, 'Whoopi Goldberg.'),
  (3435, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Whipping lower-class white men into a xenophobic frenzy.'),
  (3436, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Extra rations for my little girl.'),
  (3437, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Roaming through a wasteland of windblown trash and deserted highways.'),
  (3438, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Drinking urine to survive.'),
  (3439, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'A legitimate reason to commit suicide.'),
  (3440, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Burying my only son.'),
  (3441, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Desperately hurling insults at Donald Trump as he absorbs them into his rapidly expanding body.'),
  (3442, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Trying to remember what music was.'),
  (3443, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Casual dismissiveness.'),
  (3444, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Finding out that democracy might not be such a great idea.'),
  (3445, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'A father and son fighting each other over the last scrap of bread.'),
  (3446, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Mild amusement.'),
  (3447, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'A back-alley abortion from a Mexican cyborg doctor.'),
  (3448, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Rage.'),
  (3449, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'World Wards 3 through 5.'),
  (3450, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'President Donald Trump.'),
  (3451, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Making Islam illegal.'),
  (3452, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Trying to wake up from this nightmare.'),
  (3453, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'The purging of the disloyal.'),
  (3454, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Nuclear winter.'),
  (3455, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'Bringing millions of dangerous, low-paying manufacturing jobs back to America.'),
  (3456, 30, 1, 0, 0, 'A gnawing sense of dread.'),
  (3457, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Period globs.'),
  (3458, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Always&reg; Infinity Extra Heavy Overnight Pads with Wings.'),
  (3459, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Wringing out a sopping wet maxi pad in Donald Trump\'s mouth.'),
  (3460, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Playing with my pussy while I watch TV.'),
  (3461, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'An emotionally draining friendship.'),
  (3462, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Post-partum depression.'),
  (3463, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Full bush.'),
  (3464, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Drinking Beyonce\'s DivaCup and becoming immortal.'),
  (3465, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Feeling lots of feelings.'),
  (3466, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Carrying a fetus to term.'),
  (3467, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating three sleeves of Chips Ahoy!'),
  (3468, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Destroying a pair of underwear.'),
  (3469, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Masturbating with a Sonicare.'),
  (3470, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'How bloody that dick\'s about to be.'),
  (3471, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'The vagina hole.'),
  (3472, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Dancing carefree in white linen pants.'),
  (3473, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Pussy lips of all shapes and sizes.'),
  (3474, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Using a Smucker\'s Uncrustable&trade; as a maxi pad.'),
  (3475, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Pulling out a never-ending tampon.'),
  (3476, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Catching a whiff of my vag.'),
  (3477, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'A diverse group of female friends casually discussing the side effects of birth control.'),
  (3478, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'A woman president.'),
  (3479, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Driving my daughter to her abortion.'),
  (3480, 29, 1, 0, 0, 'Feeling bloaty and crampy.'),
  (3481, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'Caribbean Jesus.'),
  (3482, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'Corn.'),
  (3483, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'Super yoga.'),
  (3484, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'A sexy naked interactive theater thing.'),
  (3485, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'Actually believing that the Bible happened.'),
  (3486, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'A giant squid in a wedding gown.'),
  (3487, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'A heart that is two sizes too small and that therefore cannot pump an adequate amount of blood.'),
  (3488, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'Ejaculating a pound of tinsel.'),
  (3489, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'Crawling into a vagina.'),
  (3490, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'Faking a jellyfish sting so someone will pee on you.'),
  (3491, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'My dick in your mouth.'),
  (3492, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'Asshole pomegranates that are hard to eat.'),
  (3493, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'The John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation.'),
  (3494, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'Dividing by zero.'),
  (3495, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'Becoming so rich that you shed your body and turn into vapor.'),
  (3496, 31, 1, 0, 0, 'Playing an ocarina to summon Ultra-Congress from the sea.'),
  (3497, 32, 1, 0, 0, 'Feeding a man a pie made of his own children.'),
  (3498, 32, 1, 0, 0, 'Ironically buying a trucker hat and then ironically being a trucker for 38 years.'),
  (3499, 32, 1, 0, 0, 'A teenage boy gunning for a handjob.'),
  (3500, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'Going too far with science and bad things happening.'),
  (3501, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'Frantically writing equations on a chalkboard.'),
  (3502, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'An alternate history where Hitler was gay but he still killed all those people.'),
  (3503, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'A hazmat suit full of farts.'),
  (3504, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'That girl from the Hungry Games.'),
  (3505, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'Funkified aliens from the planet Groovius.'),
  (3506, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'The ending of <i>Lost.</i>'),
  (3507, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'Vulcan sex-madness.'),
  (3508, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'Three boobs.'),
  (3509, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'A misty room full of glistening egg sacs.'),
  (3510, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'Cheerful blowjob robots.'),
  (3511, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'How great of a movie <i>Men in Black</i> was.'),
  (3512, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'A planet-devouring space worm named Rachel.'),
  (3513, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'Beep beep boop beep boop.'),
  (3514, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'Nine seasons of sexual tension with David Duchovny.'),
  (3515, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.'),
  (3516, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'A protagonist with no qualities.'),
  (3517, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'The dystopia we\'re living in right now.'),
  (3518, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'Cosmic bowling.'),
  (3519, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'Masturbating Yoda\'s leathery turtle-penis.'),
  (3520, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'Laying thousands of eggs in a man\'s colon.'),
  (3521, 33, 1, 0, 0, 'Trimming poop out of Chewbacca\'s butt hair.'),
  (3522, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Sandwich.'),
  (3523, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'At least three ducks.'),
  (3524, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Mushy tushy.'),
  (3525, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Saving the Rainforest Cafe.'),
  (3526, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Becoming engorged with social justice jelly and secreting a thinkpiece.'),
  (3527, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'That one leftover screw.'),
  (3528, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Greg Kinnear\'s terrible lightning breath.');
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  (3529, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Sir Thomas More\'s Fruitopia.&trade;'),
  (3530, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Mr. and Mrs. Tambourine Man\'s jingle-jangle morning sex.'),
  (3531, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'The spooky skeleton under my skin.'),
  (3532, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'A double murder suicide barbeque.'),
  (3533, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Sweating it out on the streets of a runaway American Dream.'),
  (3534, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Disco Mussolini.'),
  (3535, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'That thing politicians do with their thumbs when they talk.'),
  (3536, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'These dolphins.'),
  (3537, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'A dick so big and so black that not even light can escape its pull.'),
  (3538, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Being the absolute worst.'),
  (3539, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'A primordial soup and salad bar.'),
  (3540, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Three hairs from the silver-golden head of Galadriel.'),
  (3541, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'A stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat.'),
  (3542, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Mitt Romney\'s eight sons Kip, Sam, Trot, Fergis, Toolshed, Grisham, Hawkeye, and Thorp.'),
  (3543, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Ringo Starr &amp; His All-Starr Band.'),
  (3544, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'The token lesbian.'),
  (3545, 34, 1, 0, 0, 'Water so cold it turned into a rock.'),
  (3546, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Being knowledgeable in a narrow domain that nobody understands or cares about.'),
  (3547, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'A supermassive black hole.'),
  (3548, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'A 0.7 waist-to-hip ratio.'),
  (3549, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'The quiet majesty of the sea turtle.'),
  (3550, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Photosynthesis.'),
  (3551, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting really worried about global warming for a few seconds.'),
  (3552, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Infinity.'),
  (3553, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Reconciling quantum theory with general relativity.'),
  (3554, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Driving into a tornado to learn about tornadoes.'),
  (3555, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Explosive decompression.'),
  (3556, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Oxytocin release via manual stimulation of the nipples.'),
  (3557, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Developing secondary sex characteristics.'),
  (3558, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'David Attenborough watching us mate.'),
  (3559, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Achieving reproductive success.'),
  (3560, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Electroejaculating a capuchin monkey.'),
  (3561, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Insufficient serotonin.'),
  (3562, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Slowly evaporating.'),
  (3563, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Failing the Turing test.'),
  (3564, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Evolving a labyrinthe vagina.'),
  (3565, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'Fun and interesting facts about rocks.'),
  (3566, 35, 1, 0, 0, 'The Sun engulfing the Earth.'),
  (3567, 35, 1, 0, 0, '3.7 billion years of evolution.'),
  (3568, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'A Pringles&reg; can full of screams.'),
  (3569, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'A framed photocopy of an oil painting of Paris, France.'),
  (3570, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'Buying the right toothbrush cup for my lifestyle.'),
  (3571, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'Shiny gadgets for sadness distraction.'),
  (3572, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'Saving 20% or more on khakis.'),
  (3573, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'How fun it is to eat Pringles&reg;.'),
  (3574, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'Refusing to go up a size.'),
  (3575, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'An exclusive partnership with Taylor Swift.'),
  (3576, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'An 800-foot-long pool noodle.'),
  (3577, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'Confusing possessions with accomplishments.'),
  (3578, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'Blood Pringles&reg;.'),
  (3579, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'Crunchy snacks for my big flappy mouth.'),
  (3580, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'A Pringle&reg;.'),
  (3581, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'Subsisting on tiny pizzas.'),
  (3582, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'Extracting the maximum amount of money from naive consumers.'),
  (3583, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'The obscene amount of money Cards Against Humanity is making by selling this game at Target.&reg;'),
  (3584, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'Gender-neutral toys that make children feel no emotions whatsoever.'),
  (3585, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting eaten out in the family fitting room.'),
  (3586, 37, 1, 0, 0, 'Buying and returning clothes just to have someone to talk to.'),
  (3587, 38, 1, 0, 0, 'A marriage-destroying game of <i>The Resistance</i> .'),
  (3588, 38, 1, 0, 0, 'SIX GOD DAMN HOURS OF FUCKING DIPLOMACY.'),
  (3589, 38, 1, 0, 0, 'Condensing centuries of economic exploitation into 90 minutes of gaming fun.'),
  (3590, 38, 1, 0, 0, 'Spending 8 years in the Himalayas becoming a master of dice-rolling and resource allocation.'),
  (3591, 38, 1, 0, 0, 'A disappointing season of Tabletop that\'s just about tables.'),
  (3592, 38, 1, 0, 0, 'A zombie with a tragic backstory.'),
  (3593, 38, 1, 0, 0, 'A Wesley Crusher blow-up doll.'),
  (3594, 38, 1, 0, 0, 'The porn set that Tabletop is filmed on.'),
  (3595, 38, 1, 0, 0, 'An owlbear.'),
  (3596, 38, 1, 0, 0, 'The pooping position.'),
  (3597, 38, 1, 0, 0, 'A German-style board game where you invade Poland.'),
  (3598, 38, 1, 0, 0, 'Victory points.'),
  (3599, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'How bright the sun is.'),
  (3600, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Grinning like an idiot.'),
  (3601, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Smoking a blunt butt-ass naked.'),
  (3602, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Forgetting to breathe and then dying.'),
  (3603, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Dank ass cancer weed.'),
  (3604, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Snoop Dogg.'),
  (3605, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'A whole cheese pizza just for me.'),
  (3606, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Dicking around on the guitar for an hour.'),
  (3607, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Cheesy crunchies.'),
  (3608, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Whatever the fuck I was just talking about.'),
  (3609, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Ancient aliens.'),
  (3610, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Huge popcorn nugs of hairy alien weed.'),
  (3611, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Too much edibles.'),
  (3612, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'An eight-foot man smoking a six-foot bong.'),
  (3613, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Unbelievably soft carpet.'),
  (3614, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Dropping stuff and knocking everything over.'),
  (3615, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'My own fingers.'),
  (3616, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'The banks, the media, the entire system, man.'),
  (3617, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'A sandwich with Cheetos in it!'),
  (3618, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'A bong rip so massive it restores justice to the kingdom.'),
  (3619, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Being too high for airplane.'),
  (3620, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Hot tub.'),
  (3621, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Eating all the skin off a rotisserie chicken.'),
  (3622, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Smoking a joint with former President Barack Obama.'),
  (3623, 36, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting high and watching <i>Planet Earth.</i>'),
  (3624, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'A fun, sexy time at the nude beach.'),
  (3625, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'A complete inability to understand anyone else\'s perspective.'),
  (3626, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'Three years of semen in a shoebox.'),
  (3627, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'A respectful discussion of race and gender on the Internet.'),
  (3628, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'Taking a shit while running at full speed.'),
  (3629, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'A night of Taco Bell and anal sex.'),
  (3630, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'Googling.'),
  (3631, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'Smash Mouth.'),
  (3632, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'A man from Craigslist.'),
  (3633, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'My browser history.'),
  (3634, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'Getting teabagged by a fifth grader in <i>Call of Duty.</i>'),
  (3635, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'My privileged white penis.'),
  (3636, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'Internet porn analysis paralysis.'),
  (3637, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'YouTube comments.'),
  (3638, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'Pretending to be black.'),
  (3639, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'That thing on the Internet everyone\'s talking about.'),
  (3640, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'Goats screaming like people.'),
  (3641, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'Destroying Dick Cheney\'s last horcrux.'),
  (3642, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'Game of Thrones spoilers.'),
  (3643, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'Cat massage.'),
  (3644, 39, 1, 0, 0, 'Matching with Mom on Tinder.');
  
  -- --------------------------------------------------------
  
  --
  -- Tabellenstruktur für Tabelle `GameCardStacks`
  --
  
  CREATE TABLE `GameCardStacks` (
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    `type` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `gameId` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `cardId` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `lastSeen` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `used` int(11) NOT NULL
  ) ENGINE=InnoDB DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8;
  
  -- --------------------------------------------------------
  
  --
  -- Tabellenstruktur für Tabelle `Games`
  --
  
  CREATE TABLE `Games` (
    `id` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `publictoken` mediumtext NOT NULL,
    `name` mediumtext NOT NULL,
    `owner` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `state` mediumtext NOT NULL,
    `enabledpacks` mediumtext NOT NULL,
    `password` mediumtext NOT NULL,
    `cardHandCount` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `blankcount` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `allowedDumps` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `playermax` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `spectatorsenabled` tinyint(1) NOT NULL,
    `lastSeen` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `phase` mediumtext NOT NULL,
    `blackcard` int(11) NOT NULL DEFAULT '0',
    `judge` int(11) NOT NULL DEFAULT '-1',
    `winner` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `phaseTimeout` int(11) NOT NULL DEFAULT '0',
    `timeout` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `scoregoal` int(11) NOT NULL
  ) ENGINE=InnoDB DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8;
  
  -- --------------------------------------------------------
  
  --
  -- Tabellenstruktur für Tabelle `GameSessions`
  --
  
  CREATE TABLE `GameSessions` (
    `id` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `gameId` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `userId` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `queuenumber` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `spectator` tinyint(1) NOT NULL,
    `score` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `cards` mediumtext NOT NULL,
    `pickedCard` mediumtext NOT NULL,
    `blankContent` mediumtext NOT NULL,
    `usedDumps` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `lastSeen` int(11) NOT NULL
  ) ENGINE=InnoDB DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8;
  
  -- --------------------------------------------------------
  
  --
  -- Tabellenstruktur für Tabelle `UserSessions`
  --
  
  CREATE TABLE `UserSessions` (
    `id` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `username` mediumtext NOT NULL,
    `usertag` int(11) NOT NULL,
    `sessionToken` mediumtext NOT NULL,
    `lastSeen` int(11) NOT NULL
  ) ENGINE=InnoDB DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8;
  
  --
  -- Indizes der exportierten Tabellen
  --
  
  --
  -- Indizes für die Tabelle `CardPacks`
  --
  ALTER TABLE `CardPacks`
    ADD PRIMARY KEY (`id`);
  
  --
  -- Indizes für die Tabelle `Cards`
  --
  ALTER TABLE `Cards`
    ADD PRIMARY KEY (`id`);
  
  --
  -- Indizes für die Tabelle `GameCardStacks`
  --
  ALTER TABLE `GameCardStacks`
    ADD PRIMARY KEY (`id`);
  
  --
  -- Indizes für die Tabelle `Games`
  --
  ALTER TABLE `Games`
    ADD PRIMARY KEY (`id`);
  
  --
  -- Indizes für die Tabelle `GameSessions`
  --
  ALTER TABLE `GameSessions`
    ADD PRIMARY KEY (`id`);
  
  --
  -- Indizes für die Tabelle `UserSessions`
  --
  ALTER TABLE `UserSessions`
    ADD PRIMARY KEY (`id`);
  
  --
  -- AUTO_INCREMENT für exportierte Tabellen
  --
  
  --
  -- AUTO_INCREMENT für Tabelle `CardPacks`
  --
  ALTER TABLE `CardPacks`
    MODIFY `id` int(11) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT;
  
  --
  -- AUTO_INCREMENT für Tabelle `Cards`
  --
  ALTER TABLE `Cards`
    MODIFY `id` int(11) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT;
  
  --
  -- AUTO_INCREMENT für Tabelle `GameCardStacks`
  --
  ALTER TABLE `GameCardStacks`
    MODIFY `id` int(11) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT;
  
  --
  -- AUTO_INCREMENT für Tabelle `Games`
  --
  ALTER TABLE `Games`
    MODIFY `id` int(11) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT;
  
  --
  -- AUTO_INCREMENT für Tabelle `GameSessions`
  --
  ALTER TABLE `GameSessions`
    MODIFY `id` int(11) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT;
  
  --
  -- AUTO_INCREMENT für Tabelle `UserSessions`
  --
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