text: #include "common.h"
  
  const char *memcached_strerror(memcached_st *ptr, memcached_return_t rc)
  {
    (void)ptr;
    switch (rc)
    {
    case MEMCACHED_SUCCESS:
      return "SUCCESS";
    case MEMCACHED_FAILURE:
      return "FAILURE";
    case MEMCACHED_HOST_LOOKUP_FAILURE:
      return "HOSTNAME LOOKUP FAILURE";
    case MEMCACHED_CONNECTION_FAILURE:
      return "CONNECTION FAILURE";
    case MEMCACHED_CONNECTION_BIND_FAILURE:
      return "CONNECTION BIND FAILURE";
    case MEMCACHED_READ_FAILURE:
      return "READ FAILURE";
    case MEMCACHED_UNKNOWN_READ_FAILURE:
      return "UNKNOWN READ FAILURE";
    case MEMCACHED_PROTOCOL_ERROR:
      return "PROTOCOL ERROR";
    case MEMCACHED_CLIENT_ERROR:
      return "CLIENT ERROR";
    case MEMCACHED_SERVER_ERROR:
      return "SERVER ERROR";
    case MEMCACHED_WRITE_FAILURE:
      return "WRITE FAILURE";
    case MEMCACHED_CONNECTION_SOCKET_CREATE_FAILURE:
      return "CONNECTION SOCKET CREATE FAILURE";
    case MEMCACHED_DATA_EXISTS:
      return "CONNECTION DATA EXISTS";
    case MEMCACHED_DATA_DOES_NOT_EXIST:
      return "CONNECTION DATA DOES NOT EXIST";
    case MEMCACHED_NOTSTORED:
      return "NOT STORED";
    case MEMCACHED_STORED:
      return "STORED";
    case MEMCACHED_NOTFOUND:
      return "NOT FOUND";
    case MEMCACHED_MEMORY_ALLOCATION_FAILURE:
      return "MEMORY ALLOCATION FAILURE";
    case MEMCACHED_PARTIAL_READ:
      return "PARTIAL READ";
    case MEMCACHED_SOME_ERRORS:
      return "SOME ERRORS WERE REPORTED";
    case MEMCACHED_NO_SERVERS:
      return "NO SERVERS DEFINED";
    case MEMCACHED_END:
      return "SERVER END";
    case MEMCACHED_DELETED:
      return "SERVER DELETE";
    case MEMCACHED_VALUE:
      return "SERVER VALUE";
    case MEMCACHED_STAT:
      return "STAT VALUE";
    case MEMCACHED_ITEM:
      return "ITEM VALUE";
    case MEMCACHED_ERRNO:
      return "SYSTEM ERROR";
    case MEMCACHED_FAIL_UNIX_SOCKET:
      return "COULD NOT OPEN UNIX SOCKET";
    case MEMCACHED_NOT_SUPPORTED:
      return "ACTION NOT SUPPORTED";
    case MEMCACHED_FETCH_NOTFINISHED:
      return "FETCH WAS NOT COMPLETED";
    case MEMCACHED_NO_KEY_PROVIDED:
      return "A KEY LENGTH OF ZERO WAS PROVIDED";
    case MEMCACHED_BUFFERED:
      return "ACTION QUEUED";
    case MEMCACHED_TIMEOUT:
      return "A TIMEOUT OCCURRED";
    case MEMCACHED_BAD_KEY_PROVIDED:
      return "A BAD KEY WAS PROVIDED/CHARACTERS OUT OF RANGE";
    case MEMCACHED_INVALID_HOST_PROTOCOL:
      return "THE HOST TRANSPORT PROTOCOL DOES NOT MATCH THAT OF THE CLIENT";
    case MEMCACHED_SERVER_MARKED_DEAD:
      return "SERVER IS MARKED DEAD";
    case MEMCACHED_UNKNOWN_STAT_KEY:
      return "ENCOUNTERED AN UNKNOWN STAT KEY";
    case MEMCACHED_E2BIG:
      return "ITEM TOO BIG";
    case MEMCACHED_INVALID_ARGUMENTS:
       return "INVALID ARGUMENTS";
    case MEMCACHED_KEY_TOO_BIG:
       return "KEY RETURNED FROM SERVER WAS TOO LARGE";
    case MEMCACHED_AUTH_PROBLEM:
      return "FAILED TO SEND AUTHENTICATION TO SERVER";
    case MEMCACHED_AUTH_FAILURE:
      return "AUTHENTICATION FAILURE";
    case MEMCACHED_AUTH_CONTINUE:
      return "CONTINUE AUTHENTICATION";
    case MEMCACHED_MAXIMUM_RETURN:
      return "Gibberish returned!";
    default:
      return "Gibberish returned!";
    }
  }
  