text: CREATE TABLE news (
      id integer PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,
      title varchar(128) NOT NULL,
      slug varchar(128) NOT NULL,
      body text NOT NULL
  );
  INSERT INTO news VALUES
  (1,'Elvis sighted','elvis-sighted','Elvis was sighted at the Podunk internet cafe. It looked like he was writing a CodeIgniter app.'),
  (2,'Say it isn''t so!','say-it-isnt-so','Scientists conclude that some programmers have a sense of humor.'),
  (3,'Caffeination, Yes!','caffeination-yes','World''s largest coffee shop open onsite nested coffee shop for staff only.');
  