text: INSERT INTO products (product_name, department_name, price, stock_quantity, product_desc) VALUES ("Pocket Purse", "Fashion", 199.99, 44, "Exquisite designer purse in black, red, and gold. So small it'll fit in your pocket. So exclusive, it can hold just 1 pocket-sized item at a time.");
  INSERT INTO products (product_name, department_name, price, stock_quantity, product_desc) VALUES ("PU-239", "Iternational Relations", 1000000.99, 10,"Your neighbors keeps rubbing their nuclear programs in your face? Don't get left behind in the fissible isotopes race. Buy the 'Diplomacy Bundle' and save 30% on Ration Boxes and Prefab Embassies!");
  INSERT INTO products (product_name, department_name, price, stock_quantity, product_desc) VALUES ("Smart Pillow", "Tech", 19.99, 13, "10in AMOLED drool-proof display, 6GB RAM, 2.0Ghz Quad-Core processor, running the latest Android version. Never loose sleep again by checking your socials in your phone before going to bed!");
  INSERT INTO products (product_name, department_name, price, stock_quantity, product_desc) VALUES ("Casual Bussiness Suit", "Fashion", 49.99, 50,"For when you mean bussiness.. well, kind of... maybe. Show them who's the boss, or not, with this stylish suit for the office, or party, or office party.");
  INSERT INTO products (product_name, department_name, price, stock_quantity, product_desc) VALUES ("Solar powered flashlight", "Tech", 9.99, 7,"Waste from disposable batteries is a real environmental problem. Show the world you care and make your bright days even brighter.");
  INSERT INTO products (product_name, department_name, price, stock_quantity, product_desc) VALUES ("Raccoon Fur Coat", "Fashion", 99.99, 4,"Wild and outrageous, guaranteed to catch the eye of the crowd that's protesting outside our offices!");
  INSERT INTO products (product_name, department_name, price, stock_quantity, product_desc) VALUES ("Prefab Embassy", "Iternational Relations", 4999.99, 30,"By IKEA, minimal assembly required. Set up your own embassy on foreign soil in less than 30 minutes, no questions asked. Buy the 'Diplomacy Bundle' and save 30% on PU-239 and Ration Boxes!");
  INSERT INTO products (product_name, department_name, price, stock_quantity, product_desc) VALUES ("Real Life Raccoon", "Pets", 1.99, 352,"Take home an adorable pet, and get 2 for the price of 1! Seriously, take them. Not trying to force your hand. Just saying, we have a surpluss of Raccoons and are running low on Raccoon Fur Coats. You can help us change that.");
  INSERT INTO products (product_name, department_name, price, stock_quantity, product_desc) VALUES ("Ration Box", "Iternational Relations", 59.99, 121,"Help out your neighbor's crumbling population centers by sending some of these, and sway their hearts to your cause. Parachutes sold separately. Buy the 'Diplomacy Bundle' and save 30% on PU-239 and Prefab Embassies!");
  INSERT INTO products (product_name, department_name, price, stock_quantity, product_desc) VALUES ("Dog Jacuzzi", "Pets", 299.99, 3,"Good girls and boys deserve the best from you. Are you the best? Gift your beloved canine their very own jacuzzi, and fulfill your unrealized frustrations by pampering your pet.");
  INSERT INTO products (product_name, department_name, price, stock_quantity, product_desc) VALUES ("Wireless wires", "Tech", 89.99, 36,"Ever needed 3 more feet of ethernet? HDMI won't reach the bathroom? Plug your wires to these wireless wires and forget about wires.");
  INSERT INTO products (product_name, department_name, price, stock_quantity, product_desc) VALUES ("Rubber Hot Cake", "Pets", 0.99, 287,"Being completely honest now, we really thought they would sell like hot cakes. Who's idea was it anyway? Probably James, he's always pitching these useless products.");
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  INSERT INTO departments (department_name, over_head_costs) VALUES ("Tech", 4500);
  INSERT INTO departments (department_name, over_head_costs) VALUES ("Pets", 5250);
  INSERT INTO departments (department_name, over_head_costs) VALUES ("Iternational Relations", 3540);