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  Sound Turn Down Midnight.
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  No parking really means NO PARKING. We will tow your car.
  ""","""
  Have an opinion about the future of PDF and land purchase? Take the "Land
  Survey" Details at the pdf site and listed in the BPE.
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  Utilikilts are actually not mandatory for Rangers, it just seems that way,
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  you may leave or re-enter with your wristband at any time
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  Got the most fricking amazing awesome cool idea ever for some art? Apply for an
  Arts grant! Details and deadlines at the pdf site.
  ""","""
  Event is held rain or shine. It's been held during nor'easters, thunder storms,
  flood advisories and heat waves. If it becomes a mud burn, carry-in carry-out
  may be imposed due to conditions.
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  You are special. Everybody is special. No one is special.
  ""","""
  No flame should be left unattended, ever. This includes torches, candles,
  lanterns, burn barrels, bananas foster and generators.
  ""","""
  Hey, hey you there, did you know that PDF is a 100% Volunteer run event and
  anyone and everyone can be a sexy mad rockin' volunteer.  We heart volunteers
  and volunteering just makes ya feel good, now and that's a yay ;-)
  ""","""
  When you park your car, follow the direction of the Flaggers. If there are no
  flaggers be a copy cat and park in a neat little row like all the other cars.
  ""","""
  Participants who shower with kiwis or other food stuffs are required to take
  said food stuffs with them after bathing.
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  The True Experience of a Burn comes from being Pro-Active. The more you give
  the more you will receive. End quote.
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  When you show up at the front Ticketing gate make sure you have your ticket, a
  valid i.d. and oodles of giddy excitement.
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  Ear plugs and an eye shade can help you sleep when the rest of the world wants
  to play.
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  At PDF no one gets a comp ticket. The event is 100% volunteer run.
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  Parking passes are only good for 30 minutes, but the memories last forever.
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  Radical Self-reliance. Burning Man encourages the individual to discover,
  exercise and rely on his or her inner resources.
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  Parking on top of a NO PARKING sign means your car will get towed and you will
  be ridiculed, possibly for years.
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  Didja know G.U.D. stands for Grand Unified Document? It has the event's public
  health and safety guidelines, policies and info about site amenities. Find it
  at the pdf site.
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  Please do not camp, park or walk in the designated helicopter landing area.
  ""","""
  Water is a trace and should be disposed of thoughtfully. A bucket of gray
  dishwater dumped next to your neighbors tent is not thoughtful. Try to dump
  gray water in one of the many ditches.
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  The sound turndown begins at midnight. The turndown continues AFTER midnight,
  too. This means at 3 am and 5 am music should STILL be turned down.
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  All volunteers get a complimentary sugar free, kosher, vegan, gluten free,
  halal, free range, organic, unpasteurized cheese burger at Camp Rhino. Hours
  vary.
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  If it didn't come from your body, don't put it in the potty. Also, if you're
  not in a potty, please keep it IN your body.
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  There are no public trash cans.
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  Massive changes at the gate. It's all good, but
  entirely different. There will now be Official Greeting and Tickets will be
  processed only at certain times. Details on the PONY at the pdf site.
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  Here is the new Gate hours for Spring PDF 2017.<br/>
  <br/>
     *Thursday 5:00 PM - Friday 12:00 AM<br/>
     *Friday 9:00 AM - Saturday 12:00 AM<br/>
     *Saturday 9:00 AM - Saturday 6:00 PM<br/>
     *Sunday 9:00 AM - Sunday 6:00 PM
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  There will be NO DUMPSTERS at the event! Pack it in, pack it out!
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