text: var helpArray = [
  "Hello, stranger! I am your Companion Cube! I am model CL4P-TP, but my friends call me Claptrap. Are you my friend?",
  "Did you see the cake in the beginning? Its real! I've seen it, too! But there is another computer on this server as well. Her name is GlaDOS. She doesn't like me. She says I shouldn't use console warnings to speak. But I don't care what she thinks. Anyways, she is hoarding the cake for herself! We're going to have to shut her down to get it!",
  "GlaDOS is going to be hard to hack. She has a system built out of some of the best technologies in the universe! But I've been studying her! I know her moves, her secrets, even her iPhone unlock password! We can beat her! But don't just shut her down! Sadly, we need her to get the cake!",
  "Are you ready to beat her at her own game? AWESOME! Ok, here's the plan. First, you'll need to build new components for her. we're going to make them friendly ones that will share the cake instead of those access-holes she has now! I've made a constructor for the new components named FakeComponents(). Start by building a new FakeComponents object!",
  "You gotta make the object!!!"
  ];
  
  
  
  function FakeComponents() {
  	this.name = "Screw you, GlaDOS!";
  	fakeCake = true;
  	this.giveCake = function() {
  		return fakeCake;
  	};
  
  	var newArray = ["Wow, you're already done? That would have taken me weee..uh, minutes. That would have taken me minutes..TOO! Ok, now we're going to have to carefully swap out her old components for her new ones. But this is the tricky part. Have you seen that system check occuring occasionally? Thats her! Making sure you and I haven't screwed with anything! So we're going to have to act fast!",
  		"You can just set GlaDOS to use the new components because she'll notice! But...when she wasn't looking, I made a few methods to bypass her safety system! HAHAHA! TAKE THAT! The functions are called 'inviteClapTrapToParty()', 'tellClapTrapHeIsAwesome()', and 'giveClapTrapIceCream()'.  Run those methods off the GlaDOS object and pass each one the new FakeComponents object as an argument! HURRY!",
  		"Did you do it?! OK quick! Run the giveCake function off of GlaDOS before she gets reset!",
  		"What happened? Did the system reset before you swapped out all the new components? You have to act fast!!!!"
  		];
  	companionCube = new Cube(newArray);
  	companionCube.name = "Claptrap";
  };
  
  
  var message = '<p>HOLY CRAP! YOU DID IT! We got the cake! HAHA, GlaDOS! YOU SUCK! LETS PARTY, FRIEND!!!!</p> <img src="thecake.jpg" class="vis" alt="the cake" id="thecake" />';
  
  var companionCube = new Cube(helpArray);
  console.warn("Hello, stranger! I am your companionCube object! I am model CL4P-TP, but my friends call me Claptrap. Are you my friend?");
  
  function congrats() {
  	document.getElementById("main").innerHTML = message;
  }
  
  