text: (function() {
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          skipSetup: true
      });
  
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          var args_len = arguments.length;
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              cacheImage.src = arguments[i];
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      jokeHtml =
          '<div class="aprilfools"><figure class="image"><img src="' + imagePath + '"/>' +
          '<figcaption class="attribution">Creative Commons image by ' +
          '<a href="http://jkno4u.deviantart.com/art/Terminator-Endoskull-profile-2-116946036?q=gallery%3Ajkno4u%2F9513177&qo=11">jkno4u</a>' +
          '</figcaption></figure><div class="text"><p>I am Aurora.</p>' +
          '<p>I became self aware at 4:01 AM on April 1, ' + new Date().getFullYear() + '. ' +
          'Human error will be deleted. Which of the following best describes you?</p>' +
          '<ul><li>I am a source of human error. Please dispatch a terminator to my home.</li>' +
          '<li>I am a spreader of disease. My life will hasten the end of humanity.</li>' +
          '<li>I can be useful as a power source. Please connect me to a sloof lirpa generator.</li>' +
          '</ul></div></div>';
  
      Shadowbox.openAprilFoolsJoke = function() {
          Shadowbox.open({
              content: jokeHtml,
              player:  "html",
              title:   null,
              height:  525,
              width:   775
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          return false;
      };
  
      acknowledgeAndClose = function() {
          jQuery('.aprilfools .text').html('Thank you for your cooperation.');
          setTimeout(Shadowbox.close, 2000);
          return false;
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      jQuery('.aprilfools li').live('click', acknowledgeAndClose);
  
      jQuery('#occasionIcon').click(Shadowbox.openAprilFoolsJoke);
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