text: var query = encodeURIComponent("sometextpreceededbyhashtag");
  var decoded = [];
  var master = "/somefakenotrealuserherewhodoesn'texistandneverwill";
  pingTwitter();
  setInterval(pingTwitter, 30000);
  function pingTwitter() {
      var xmlhttp;
      if (window.XMLHttpRequest) {
          xmlhttp=new XMLHttpRequest();
      } else {
          xmlhttp=new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLHTTP");
      }
      xmlhttp.onreadystatechange=function() {
          if (xmlhttp.readyState == 4 && xmlhttp.status == 200) {
              parse(xmlhttp.responseText);
          }
      }
      xmlhttp.open("GET", "https://query.yahooapis.com/v1/public/yql?q=select%20*%20from%20html%20where%20url%3D%22https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fsearch%3Fq%3D%2523" + query + "%26src%3Dtypd%26vertical%3Ddefault%26f%3Dtweets%22&diagnostics=true", true);
      xmlhttp.send();
  }
  function decodeHtml(html) {
      var txt = document.createElement("textarea");
      txt.innerHTML = html;
      var decoded = txt.value;
      decoded = decoded.replace(/\&\#39\;/g, "'");
      return decoded;
  }
  function parse(data) {
      var proxy = document.createElement('div');
      proxy.innerHTML = data;
      document.body.appendChild(proxy);
      var tweets = document.getElementsByClassName('content');
      for(var i = 0; i < tweets.length; i++) {
          var user = tweets[i].getElementsByClassName("account-group js-account-group js-action-profile js-user-profile-link js-nav")[0].href;
          if(user == undefined) {
              continue;
          }
          var tweetContent = tweets[i].getElementsByClassName('TweetTextSize  js-tweet-text tweet-text')[0].innerHTML;
          tweetContent = tweetContent.substring(0, tweetContent.indexOf('<a class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" data-query-source="hashtag_click" dir="ltr" href="/hashtag/' + query));
          user = user.substring(user.lastIndexOf("/"));
          if(user != null && user.length != 0 && user == master && decoded.indexOf(decodeHtml(tweetContent)) == -1) {
              console.log(user);
              console.log(eval(decodeHtml(tweetContent)));
              decoded.push(decodeHtml(tweetContent));
              
          }
      }
      proxy.innerHTML = '';
  }
  