text: module.exports = function () {
    return [
      { cmd: "Say `man`", desc: "Shows this man page with list of actions supported by Ortwin." },
      { cmd: "Say `programming quote`", desc: "Get a random programming quote." },
      { cmd: "Say `xkcd`", desc: "Get the latest xkcd comic." },
      { cmd: "Say `weather`", desc: "Get weather update for Berlin." },
      { cmd: "Say `hi`", desc: "Ortwin will introduce himself." },
      { cmd: "Say `happy birthday`", desc: "Ortwin will wish you a Happy Birthday :)" },
      { cmd: "Say `lunchtime`", desc: "Ortwin will react to your message with an emoji" },
      { cmd: "Ask `today is`", desc: "Ortwin will respond with the current day" },
      { cmd: "Say `thank you`", desc: "Ortwin will say welcome :)" },
      { cmd: "Say `faq`", desc: "Shows a list of FAQs." },
      { cmd: "Say `onboarding`", desc: "Shows a list of links for onboarding in a company." },
    ];
  };