text: "use strict";
  
  
  
  var user = prompt('Hello. Please tell me your name.');
  
  alert(`Welcome, ${user}`);
  
  
  var responseOne = prompt("Do you think I'm an earthling?").toLowerCase();
  
  if(responseOne === 'yes' || responseOne === 'y' ){
    // console.log("Good, good, exactly what I want you to think.");
    alert("Good, good, exactly what I want you to think.");
  
  } else if(responseOne === 'no' || responseOne === 'n'){
      // console.log("Of course I am, how dare you. I'll remember this when we conquer this planet.");
      alert("Of course I am, how dare you. I'll remember this when we conquer this planet.");
  
  } else {
    // console.log("Please answer yes or no.");
    alert("Please answer yes or no.");
  }
  
  var responseTwo = prompt("Do I play video games?").toLowerCase();
  
  if(responseTwo === 'yes' || responseTwo === 'y' ){
    // console.log("Indeed, I'm an avid gamer and currently looking forward to Monster Hunter Rise.");
    alert("Indeed, I'm an avid gamer and currently looking forward to Monster Hunter Rise.");
  
  } else if(responseTwo === 'no' || responseTwo === 'n'){
      // console.log("Really? Don't I look like I do though?");
      alert("Really? Don't I look like I do though?");
  
  } else {
    // console.log("Please answer yes or no.");
    alert("Please answer yes or no.");
  }
  
  var responseThree = prompt("Do I drink alcohol?").toLowerCase();
  
  if(responseThree === 'yes' || responseThree === 'y' ){
    // console.log("Most nights since I have trouble sleeping.");
    alert("Most nights since I have trouble sleeping.");
  
  } else if(responseThree === 'no' || responseThree === 'n'){
      // console.log("I'm actually a big fan of gin");
      alert("I'm actually a big fan of gin.");
  
  } else {
    // console.log("Please answer yes or no.");
    alert("Please answer yes or no.");
  }
  
  var responseFour = prompt("Am I an old man?").toLowerCase();
  
  if(responseFour === 'yes' || responseFour === 'y' ){
    // console.log("I think so too.");
    alert("I think so too.");
  
  } else if(responseFour === 'no' || responseFour === 'n'){
      // console.log("I sure feel like one.");
      alert("I sure feel like one.");
  
  } else {
    // console.log("Please answer yes or no.");
    alert("Please answer yes or no.");
  }
  
  var responseFive = prompt("Have I ever rode a unicycle.").toLowerCase();
  
  if(responseFive === 'yes' || responseFive === 'y' ){
    // console.log("I was hoping to develop a sense of balance and strong core.");
    alert("I was hoping to develop a sense of balance and strong core.");
  
  } else if(responseFive === 'no' || responseFive === 'n'){
     // console.log("Surprisingly true, I have the scars to prove it.");
    alert("Surprisingly true, I have the scars to prove it.");
  
  } else {
    // console.log("Please answer yes or no.");
    alert("Please answer yes or no.");
  }
  
  alert(`Thanks for playing along, ${user}`);