text: import random
  
  inline_cache_time = 1
  
  start_msg = "\
  ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ\nWelcome to VaporwaveBot!\nₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ\n\n\
  Usage: from your message input bar type:\n\n\
  ***@vprwavebot your-text-here***\n\n\
  Send /help for more informations"
  
  help_msg = "This is an inline bot, use it from the input bar of any chat!\n\n\
  *@vprwavebot type-here-your-message\n\n \
  *A prompt will now show, tap on the aesthetic quote you like\u2728\n\n\
  Under Construction!"
  
  privacy_msg = "This bot does not store, in any way, user's private messages, \
  as well as inline requests' private text.\n\n"
  
  
  ascii_akward = [
      "(ʘ_ʘ)",
      "(ʘ‿ʘ)",
      "(ಠ_ಠ)",
      "(◕_◕)",
      "(◕‿◕)",
      "\(◕ ◡ ◕\)",
      "(¬_¬)",
      "ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ",
      "(´・ω・｀)",
  ]
  sparkles = [
      "✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*",
      "*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧",
      "ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚.˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ",
      "｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆",
      "｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆",
      "‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾",
      "☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙",
  ]
  emoji_sparkles = "\u2728"
  fullwidth = {i: chr(i + 0xFEE0) for i in range(0x21, 0x7F)}
  hiragana = [chr(i) for i in range(0x3040, 0x309F)]
  
  
  def random_hiragana() -> str:
      s = ""
      for x in range(3):
          s += random.choice(hiragana)
      return s
  
  
  def vaporize(s: str) -> str:
      vaporized = s.translate(fullwidth)
      return vaporized
  
  
  def hiramize(s: str) -> str:
      hiramized = vaporize(s)
      hiramized += "  "
      hiramized += random_hiragana()
      return hiramized
  
  
  def emojize(s: str) -> str:
      emojized = vaporize(s)
      emojized += "  " + random.choice(ascii_akward)
      return emojized
  
  
  def sparkleize(s: str) -> str:
      sparkleized = emoji_sparkles + "  "
      sparkleized += vaporize(s) + "  "
      sparkleized += emoji_sparkles
      return sparkleized
  