text: 
  $(function() {
  
      // Populate using an object literal
  
      WTF.init({
  
           heading: [
               "Get this, it's a flakking",
               "Check this daka out, a flakking",
               "Hey kithlicker, let me tell you about this",
               "Be on the lookout for a",
               "Yo, voidsucker. My pal is a"
           ],
           response: [
               "Already flakking seen one of those, try again.",
               "Give me a-flakking-nother one!",
               "Don't really give a daka about this, one more.",
               "Intriguing, but it's not for me.",
               "Give it another go-round.",
               "Who cares? Hit me with another."
           ],
           template: [
               "@adjective and @adjective @gender @race @class from @faction, with a talent for @talent and aspirations to @aspiration when they grow up.",
               "@gender @race @class in @faction. They are @adjective and @adjective, with a penchant for @talent and the desire to @aspiration someday.",
               "@class from @faction. They're a @adjective @gender @race, real @adjective, and they want to @aspiration in the future. They're good at @talent, too."
           ],
           class: [
               "B.E.A.S.T.",
               "Fury",
               "Scoundrel",
               "Nanoseer",
               "Engineer",
           ],
           race: [
               "Amaian",
               "Decheeran",
               "Elgan",
               "Jin",
               "Krona",
               "Human",
               "Nath-el",
               "Nusriza",
               "Ry'nari",
               "Shen",
               "Tukkav",
               "W'hoorn"
           ],
          faction: [
               "the Song Dominion",
               "Scatterhome",
               "the Celestine Ascendancy"
           ],
          gender: [
               "male",
               "female",
               "non-binary"
          ],
          talent: [
               "captaincy",
               "hacking",
               "manufacturing",
               "xenohunting",
               "xenozoology",
               "collecting snowglobes",
               "exploring the galaxy",
          ],
          adjective: [
               "lame",
               "energetic",
               "bumbling",
               "eccentric",
               "intelligent",
               "genius",
               "lazy",
               "honest",
               "brash",
               "domineering",
               "shy",
               "amusing",
               "intolerant",
               "patient",
               "determined",
               "zealous",
               "pessimistic",
               "greedy",
               "disloyal",
               "selfish",
               "persuasive",
               "charming",
               "suave",
               "unlucky",
               "resourceful",
               "charismatic",
               "traditional",
               "conservative",
               "free-spirited",
               "lovable",
               "wise"
           ],
          aspiration: [
               "become a famed Bounty Hunter",
               "become an incompetent Bounty Hunter",
               "lead their faction as a benevolent dictator",
               "lead their faction as a corrupt despot",
               "lead their faction with respect for all its citizens",
               "spread their hatred for the Fatar",
               "share their love for zippa with the world",
               "have a world-famous band",
               "stare into the abyss",
               "develop a biohazard that wipes out entire planets",
               "destroy entire civilizations with their powerful armadas",
               "found a peaceful commune on the outskirts of Litharge"
          ]
       });
  
      // Populate using a JSON file
      // WTF.init( 'sample.json' );
  
      // Populate using a Google spreadsheet ID (you must publish it first!)
      // @see 
      // WTF.init( '0AvG1Hx204EyydF9ub1M2cVJ3Z1VGdDhTSWg0ZV9LNGc' );
  
  });
  