text: jQuery.githubUser = function(username, callback) {
    jQuery.getJSON("http://github.com/api/v1/json/" + username + "?callback=?", callback);
  }
  
  var nicknames = ["Dragon", "Gizzard", "The Enforcer", 
                   "Mizungu", "The Hammer"]
  var phrases = ["also feels that specialization is for insects",
                  "my dogs named tater tooooo",
                  "every movie should have a cast dance scene at the end",
                  "honey, you're a tool of the masses",
                  "my life is kinda like the Matrix, really",
                  "too fat to fit into Japanese pants",
                  "it's like the finger of God!"]
  function changeBlurb() {
    var phrase = phrases[Math.floor(Math.random()*phrases.length)]
    $('#page-heading').text(phrase)
    t=setTimeout("changeBlurb()",30000);
  }
  
  function changeNickname() {
    var nickname = nicknames[Math.floor(Math.random()*nicknames.length)]
    $('#nickname').text(nickname)
    t=setTimeout("changeNickname()",30000);
  }
  
  function showHome() {
    $('#break').show()
    $('.non_home_box').hide('scale')
    $('.home_box').show('scale')
  }
  
  function showTalks() {
    $('#break').hide()
    $('#info_box').show()
    $("#info_box").load("talks.html", null, function() {
      window.location.hash = 'talks'
    });
  }
  
  function showScribbles() {
    $('#break').hide()
    $('#info_box').show()
    $("#info_box").load("scribbles.html", null, function() {
      window.location.hash = 'scribbles'
    });
  }
  
  function showAbout() {
    $('#break').hide()
    $('#info_box').show()
    $("#info_box").load("about.html", null, function() {
      window.location.hash = 'about'    
      $("a#menu_talks").click(function(event){
        hideAll()
        showTalks()
      })
    });
  }
  
  function showCode() {
    $('#break').hide()
    $('#info_box').show()
    $("#info_box").load("code.html", null, function() {
        $.githubUser('schacon', function(data) {
          $('#github-projects').text('')
          var repos = data.user.repositories;
          repos.sort(function(a,b) {
            return b.watchers - a.watchers;
          });
  
          $(repos).each(function() {
            if((!this.fork) && (!this.private)) {
            $('#github-projects').append("\
      <div class='repo'>\
        <h3><a href='" + this.url + "'>" + this.name + "</a></h3>\
        <span class='desc'>"+this.description+"</span>\
        <span class='watchers'>" + this.watchers + " </span>\
        <span class='forks'>" + this.forks + "</span>\
      </div>");
            }
          });
        });
        window.location.hash = 'code'  
    });
  }
  
  function hideAll() {
    $('.non_home_box').hide()
    $('.home_box').hide()
  }
  
  $(document).ready(function(){
    changeBlurb()
    changeNickname()
    if(window.location.hash != "") {
      page = window.location.hash
      if(page == '#talks') {
        hideAll()
        showTalks()
      }
      if(page == '#code') {
        hideAll()
        showCode()      
      }
      if(page == '#about') {
        hideAll()
        showAbout()      
      }
      if(page == '#scribbles') {
        hideAll()
        showScribbles()      
      }
    }
  
    $("a#menu_home").click(function(event){
      showHome()
    })
  
    $("a#menu_talks").click(function(event){
      hideAll()
      showTalks()
    })
  
    $("a#menu_code").click(function(event){
      hideAll()
      showCode()
    })
  
    $("a#menu_about").click(function(event){
      hideAll()
      showAbout()
    })
  
    $("a#menu_scribbles").click(function(event){
      hideAll()
      showScribbles()
    })
  
  })
  