text: function Columnate() {
    var LoadStylesheet = function (url) {
      var c = document.createElement('link');
      c.rel = 'stylesheet';
      c.type = 'text/css';
      c.media = 'all';
      c.href = url;
      document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(c);
    };
  
    var MakeReadable = function () {
      var doclone = document.cloneNode(true);
      var article = new Readability(doclone).parse();
      var htmltag = document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0];
      htmltag.removeAttribute("class");
      htmltag.removeAttribute("style");
      document.head.innerHTML = '<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">';
      LoadStylesheet('//nityy.github.io/Unclutter/appearance.css');
      document.title = article.title;
      document.body.removeAttribute("class");
      document.body.removeAttribute("style");
      document.body.innerHTML = '<h1>' + article.title + '</h1><div id="author">' + article.byline + '</div><hr>' + article.content;
    };
  
    cmjs = document.createElement('script');
    cmjs.type = 'text/javascript';
    cmjs.src = '//nityy.github.io/Unclutter/readability/Readability.js';
    cmjs.onreadystatechange = MakeReadable;
    cmjs.onload = MakeReadable;
    document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(cmjs);
  };
  