text: --For testing valid select clause elements
  SELECT
  	CASE WHEN 1 = 1 THEN 'True'
  		 WHEN 1 > 1 THEN 'False'
  		 WHEN 1 < 1 THEN 'False'
  		 WHEN 1 >= 1 THEN 'True'
  		 WHEN 1 <= 1 THEN 'True'
  		 WHEN 1 <> 1 THEN 'False'
  		 WHEN 1 !< 1 THEN 'Why is this a thing?'
  		 WHEN 1 != 1 THEN 'False'
  		 WHEN 1 !> 1 THEN 'NULL Handling, Probably'
  		 ELSE 'Silly Tests'
  	END
  