text: var config = {};
  // Accounts to read the last tweet from. The first one in the list will be
  // spoken by the party parrot.
  config.twitter = process.env.TTC_BOTS || 'tinycarebot,selfcare_bot,magicrealismbot';
  config.twitter = config.twitter.split(',')
  
  // Set this to false if you want to scrape twitter.com instead of using
  // API keys. The tweets may include RTs in this case :(
  config.apiKeys = process.env.TTC_APIKEYS || 'true';
  config.apiKeys = config.apiKeys === 'true' ? true : false;
  
  // Directories in which to run git-standup on for a list of your recent commits.
  config.repos = process.env.TTC_REPOS || '~/Code';
  config.repos = config.repos.split(',').join(' ');
  
  // Where to check the weather for. This can be a zip code or a location name
  // So both 90210 and "San Francisco, CA" should be ok.
  // It's using weather.service.msn.com behind the curtains.
  config.weather = process.env.TTC_WEATHER || 'San Francisco';
  
  // Set to false if you're an imperial savage. <3
  config.celsius = process.env.TTC_CELSIUS || 'true';
  config.celsius = config.celsius === 'true' ? true : false;
  
  config.keys = {};
  config.keys.consumer_key = process.env.CONSUMER_KEY || 'none';
  config.keys.consumer_secret = process.env.CONSUMER_SECRET || 'none';
  config.keys.access_token = process.env.ACCESS_TOKEN || 'none';
  config.keys.access_token_secret = process.env.ACCESS_TOKEN_SECRET || 'none';
  
  module.exports = config;
  