text: const linuxLines = [`Type \`rm -rf /\` in the terminal for extra hard drive space`,
  			`People with 200 IQ use Gentoo with dwm and watch Mental Outlaw`,
  			`People with 150 IQ use Arch Linux and watch Luke Smith`,
  			`systemd is bloat`,
  			`sudo is bloat`,
  			`Open a terminal on your friend's Ubuntu laptop and try this: \`:(){ :|: & };;\``,
  			`Normies ues Manjaro`,
  			`Nano is for losers, use Vim instead`];
  
  this.linuxAdvice = function() {
  	let rndm = (linuxLines.length - 1) * Math.random();
  	rndm = Math.round(rndm);
  
  	return linuxLines[rndm];
  }
  