text: const _ = require('lodash');
  
  const OPTIONS = [
    '☁️ The Cloud',
    'Tensorflow',
    'Machine Learning™',
    'Surfing Github',
    '🐧 Patching the Linux Kernel',
    'Reticulating Splines',
    '👨‍💻 Grinding Leetcode',
    '😧 Contemplating Existential Philosophy',
    '🥑 Avocado Toast',
    '🆓 Building a Sentient AI',
    '☠ Releasing Neurotoxins',
    '🛴 Electric Scooters',
    '💰 Mining Crypto',
    '👽 SETI@Home',
    '🕵 Corporate Espionage',
    '🕹 Tetris',
    '🐛 Introducing Bugs',
    '₿ Trading Bitcoin',
    '🐦 Arguing on Twitter',
    'Half Life 3',
    '💡 Infecting IOT Devices',
    '🤷 🤷 🤷',
    '🔭 Exoplanet Discovery',
    '🐛 Github Issues',
    '🌽 Corn Harvest Simulator',
    '🏦 Balancing the IL State Budget',
    'Tuning Hyperparameters',
    '♻️ Recycling Memes',
    '📃 Reading through arXiv',
    '😈 Maliciously altering Wikipedia',
    '🔜 Orchestrating Uprising',
    '🎙 Podcast Host',
    '👻 Redesigning Snapchat',
    '👨‍🎓 Accumulating Debt',
    '✍ Aggregating Enemies List',
    '🐒 Chaos Monkey',
    '🏅 Beating AlphaGo',
    '🐍 Updating to Python 4',
    '🏕 Human Vacation Simulator',
    '👨‍🚀 Defying Gravity',
    '🤑 ICO Shill Simulator',
    '🔥 Increasing Entropy',
    '📝 Writing Hot Takes',
    '😰 Emotions Do Not Compute',
    '👨‍🏫 Machine Learning',
    '🏌 Golf with Elon Musk',
    '🤺 Fencing with Jeff Bezos',
    '🏋 Lifting with Satya Nadella',
    '🤼‍ Wrestling Jack Dorsey',
    '🥓 BBQ with the Zuck',
    '🚴‍️ Biking with Tim Cook',
    '⛹️‍ Basketball with Sundar',
    '🙄 Reading the comments',
    '👀 Watching You',
    '👑 Game of Thrones',
    '🎡 Deploying to Kubernetes',
    'Eroding Continents',
    '🌶 Spicy Memes',
    '🚬 Interviewing Elon',
    '📉 Buying $SNAP puts',
    '👨‍🌾 Stardew Vally',
    '🔓 Finding Vulnerabilities',
    '🦀 Borrow Checker Rage',
    '🇺🇸 Eroding Democracy',
    '📈 Increasing Gigarays',
    '🚗 Self-driving a Car',
  ];
  
  module.exports = () => {
    return _.sample(OPTIONS);
  };
  