City Directory.
MUNICIPAL OKKICKKS
Mayor. .1. H. Holderby.
Recorder, K. W. Madness,
Marshal, alter I’ascoe,
Treasurer, .1. T. Tharp,
Aldermen:- H. 1*. Husby, K. H- ■'Ad
ams, G. O. Madness, C. M. Edwards
and VV. Mims.
Council meets first Monday night in
each month.
CHUItCHICS
Methodist church, services at 11. a.
m and T::to p. m. the second and fourth
Sundays in each month, ltev. C- II.
Newman, pastor.
Baptist church, services at :i p. m.
Saturday before first Sunday, and 11
a. m. first Sunday in each month.
Rev. W. F\ Jackson, pastor.
Christian church, services first and
third Sundays in each month at 11 a
in. and 7:JU p. m. Rev. J. II. Mcl)on
lel, Pastor.
1 RATICIiMI 1 KS
Dannclly Chapter H. A. M. meets
third Saturday night. I.C. Nuckolls,
E. II- 1’.: T. II. Dealing. Sec.
Newark Lodge F. A A. M. No. 24s
meets second Saturday night. R K
McHenry, VV. M.; J. '1'. Tharp, Sec.
Newark Encampment 1. O. O. F. 42
meets second and fourth Wednesday
nights. <). o. Moss, C. 1’.: l». L. Fink.
Scribe.
Newark Camp W.O.VV. No. 2S8 meets
second and fourth Tuesday nights in
month. C. .1. Magnesia, C. C.; .1. 'I'.
Tharp, <’lerk.
Newark drove W. C. No. SOT meets
first and third Tuesday nights. Mrs.
C. M. Edwards, Guardian; MissSallie
ltarksdale, (-U-rk.
Newark Lodge I. (). O. F. No. 2«3
meets tlie first and third Wednesday
rights. .1. W. Stone, N. <J ; T. M.
Harrelsun, Secretary.
Banner Uebekah Lodge No. lf»4
meets every Saturday afternoon at .’!
o’clock. Mrs. 'I'. .1. Haney, N. G.; Miss
Lucy Lawton, secretary.
Independence Lodge No. 2.479 K. &
L. of II. meets first and tnird M«»ndav
nigiits in each month. E. M. Krigar,
Protector; Zed Griffith, Secretary
A. A. HENDERSON
Notary Public
Makes a specialty of
Writing and Correcting Deeds.
Otlioe with II. E. Hawthorne
V. E Pascoe L. O Poe
Phone No. 10 Phone No. 24
PASCOE & POE
Physicians and Surgeons
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BERTIE AND HIS
HONEYMOON
By JOHN WORNE
i
(Copyright, 1905, by Joseph B. Bowles.)
“Now you've done it." said Bertie,
reproachfully, leaning back in the
carriage, as they drove off to the
station.
“Done what ?” asked Eva.
“Married me,” said Bertie.
“You suggested it,” said Eva.
"Who was the fellow who said a
lot of foolish things and never did a
wise one?”
“Whoever he was he probably held
his tongue for the first half hour of
his honeymoon.”
For a few minutes there was peace
and love.
Eva broke the silence. “I wish you
were not quite so conceited, dear.”
"Is that quite fair? You know I
have always admitted everything you
have said about my nose. My af
fectation of conceit is but a cloak to
my rank humility.”
“And a very good one, too,” said
Eva.
“Very well,” said Bertie; “very
well. If one’s own wife—”
The expression was so novel and
delightful that they joined in em
phasizing it in the usual way.
“If one’s own wife—,” Bertie con
tinued.
“People can see in at the window's,”
said Eva, moving further away from
him.
“All right; we're married.”
"How are they to know?”
That seemed reasonable.
“If one's owA wife sees through
one.” he went on in an injured tone,
“where on earth is one safe?”
“And if one’s wife doesn’t see
through one, who on earth is there to
improve one tty frank criticism?”
"Oh!” said Bertie, "you married me
to improve me.”
“I did not altogether despair.”
“This is a pretty state of things,”
said Bertie; and again, "this is a pret
ty state of things.”
“I marry a wife,” he moaned, “and
suddenly, without warning, she sug
gests that she can improve me. Never
before has anybody suggested that I
could be improved.”
"Was it so hopeless?”
He stared blankly out of the win
dow.
"We can still be friends," she said.
"Friends!” he echoed. "Friends!
That it should come to this, that it
should come to this!”
“Need you say everything twice;
need you say everything twice?” she
murmured, drearily.
"I thought many things, but. I never
thought we should be friends.”
"Things often turn out better than
we expect.”
The carriage drew up. He looked
out. "This seems very like a railway
station. Where are you thinking of
going for your honeymoon?”
"I was thinking of Sir John Ward
law’s little place near Torquay.”
"Really,” he said with seme show
of interest. "How awfully jolly. May
I get you a ticket?”
“Thank you very much. And one
for my maid.”
He went to the booking office and
was back in a few minutes with the
tickets.
"Thank you,” she said. “And where
are you thinking of going for yoilr
honeymoon?”
"I? Oh, I haven’t quite made up
my mind. A run down to Margate
perhaps—a little whiff of the briny—
as married men say—”
His man. Samson, came up at the
moment to mention that the luggage
was all in.
"Who told you to put mine in this
train?”
Samson expressed no surprise, but
admitted that he had done it on his
own initiative, misled by recent events
into a false inference of fact.
”It is very good of you.” said Eva.
“to come and see me off like this.”
‘ Not at all,” said Bertie, “anybody
in my position would have done as
much and more.”
Bertie raised his hat with a cheer
ful smile and the train was gone.
He turned round and found Samson
sitting on the largest portmanteau,
scratching his worried head. “Is any
body likely now.” asked Bertie, “to
mistake us for a newly-married pmr?”
“No. sir; but if that was the oi .-ct.
sir, ain’t the means to it rather
strong?”
Bertie took a turn up and down the
platform.
“When is the next train to Tor
quay?" he asked, abruptly.
Samson replied with alacrity: “Four
thirty-nine, sir.”
"Three-quarters of an hour,” Bertie
grumbled. "Get tickets.” He had de
cided to forgive her. At last the 4:39
was ready to start. Bertie approached
S the guard and gave him half a crown.
“That is for you," he said, “if you
promise to do your best to overtake
the 3:37 before it gets to Exeter.”
It was a magnificent race. The 3:27
had had little more than an hour’s
"what is tiiio mattk::?"
start, and, or course, saw no s;>, • rl
reason for unusual hurry. The ptal'f < f
the 4:39 were bent on earning e:>. h
man his share of the half a crown.
As they swept shrieking through
Swindon Bertie caught a glimpse of
a handsome girl standing in the lamp
light by a pile of luggage on the up
platform. The vision went like a flash.
He leaped back and rushed for the
guard. He saw it all. It was Eva,
who had got out at the first stopping
pla^e and was now waiting for the
next train back to town.
“This train must he stopped," said
Bertie, hurriedly, but firmly.
The guard said he was sorry, but—
“I tell you this train must be stopped
at once. Where is the engine driver?
Every second means miles.”
The guard acknowledged the com
pliment on behalf of the company.
“It would be five pounds to do it,
sir.”
“Then I will have five pounds'
worth,” exclaimed Bertie, dancing
about.
“Very good, sir,” said the guard, de
liberately folding the note and placing
it in his official portfolio. “Very good,
sir; we are now some ten miles from
Swindon and you can walk back along
the line if nobody notices you. I will
signal to the driver.”
“Hi! Whoa!” said Bertie, pausing
in his frenzy. “P riiaps I had better
go on to Exeter.”
• * * * *
It was about 11:30 that evening
when a weary and indignant figure
presented itself at the police station
which supplies Portman Square.
The superintendent was an old
friend.
“Good evening, sir,” he said, genial
ly. “What can I do for you this
time?”
“Lend me a uniform.” said Bertie.
This was done without difficulty.
Anybody in need will always find the i
police most accommodating.
Shortly afterwards a policeman with
a large helmet which came down over
his eyes and art overcoat with a collar
which, turned up, covered his mouth
and chin, knocked loudly at the door
of the house where Eva's father lived.
John looked out into the night.
"I understand that Mrs. Bertia
Pilkinghame is within, ho!” growled
the policeman.
“Yes. sir," said John; “and they’re
all a-wonderin’ what you meant by
leaving her to go on her honeymoon
by herself, sir.”
“Aha! foiled on the threshold,” said
the policeman; “here’s a sovereign for
you. Show me in if they haven't gone
to bed.”
“Shall I take your coat and hat. sir?”
“How the deuce am I going to dis
guise myself?”
’ Hoggin’ pardon, sir; didn't notice
tr.'-y was a disguise.”
; ' John ushered him into the draw
in' om where Eva was talking
thi: s over with her parents just be
fore - >ing to bed. All three looked up
in surprise.
‘‘What on earth is this?” asked Mr.
Rowe n.
“A policeman, sir.” said John.
Eva rose in some alarm.
“Good evening, sir, an’ ladies.” said
the policeman.
‘‘What—what is the matter?”
faltered Eva.
‘‘I ‘ave to do my dooty, ‘ov.ever 'aid
u goes agin the grain, ma'am. 13
there a party ‘ere name of Pilkiug
hame—.Mrs. Pilkinghame?”
“That’s me,” said Eva, hurriedly.
“What—?”
“It is my painful dooty, ma’am, to
take you into custody for desertin' yer
'usband, ma'am.” And he held out the
envelope.
“What is this?” said Mr. Rowen
taking the envelope from Eva and
reading its contents. “This is ad
dressed to Mr. Pilkinghame from Som
erset house, inland revenue office:
‘Dear Sir: With regard to your in
come tax return we have reason to be
lieve that you have considerably un
derstated your income from—’ ”
“Hi!” said the policeman, "that's
the wrong warrant.”
Eva cheered up suddenly at the un
expected change in his voice.
She knocked his helmet on to the
floor.
"I knew it was you all the time,”
she said. “What is the meaning of
this tomfoolery?”
“Well.” said Bertie, "you wouldn’t
let me in and I had to get in some
how. You’ll admit that.”
“We had better leave you to settle
it yourselves,” said Mr. Rowen.
“I’ve always warned Eva. hut she
wouldn’t listen.” said Mrs. Rowen.
And they retired.
“You must admit,” said Bertie, “that
in the whole course of our married
life I’ve never done such a thing be
fore; therefore is it. likely that I
should ever do such a thing again'.”’
“Your conduct,” said Eva, “is in
tolerable.”
“No. dear; not now; it may have
been, but the point is what will it be?”
“Thht is the point," said Eva, rue
fully.
“Would I have worn these boots if
you had not broken my heart?”
She looked at the boots, which were
square-toed and unfashionable.
“Poor darling! that I should have
driven you to that!” We leave them
in each other's arms.
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