| City Directory, j
MUNICIPAL OFF1CKK8
Mayor, J. H. Holderby,
Recorder, E. W. Madness,
Marshal, Walter Pascoe,
Treasurer, .1. T. Tharp,
Aldermen:- R. I'. Rushy, R. R. Ad
ams, VV. .1. Cooper, C. M. Edwards
and W. C. Mims.
Council meets first Monday night, in
each month.
CHI’KCHES
Methodist church, services at 11, a.
rn and 7:30 p.m. the second and fourth
Sundays in each month. Rev. C. H.
Newman, pastor.
Baptist church, services at 3 p. rn.
Saturday before third Sunday, and 11
a. in. third Sunday in each month.
Rev. J. L. Brown, pastor.
Christian church, services first, and
third Sundays in each month at 11 a.
m. and 7:30 p. m. Rev. J. H. Me Run
let, Pastor.
KRATKI1NIT1 KS
Rannelly Chapter R. A. M. meet!
third Saturday night. I. C. Nuckolls,
E. II. 1*.: '1'. 11.1 tearing, Sec.
Newark Lodge F. A. M. No. 21s
meets second Saturday night. J. I.
Sturdivant, VV. M.; .1. ']'. Tharp, Sec.
Newark Encampment I. O. <). F. 42
meets second and fourth Wednesday
nights. G. A. Ashley, C. 1’: <L L. Fink
Scribe.
Newark Lodge 1. O. O. F. No. 2*>3
meets the first and third Wednesday
nights o.o. Moss, N. G.;G. L. Fink
Secretary.
Newark Camp VV.* ).VV. No. 2VS meets
second and fourth Tuesday nights in
each month. VV. C. Mims, C. C.:
N. A. Speed, Clerk.
Banner Rebekah Lodge No. lf>4
meets every Sat unlay afternoon at 3
o’clock. Mrs. J. T. Miller. N. G.; Miss
Lucy Lawton, secretary.
Independence Lodge No. 2379 K. &
L. of Ji. meets first and tnird Monday
nights in each month. <). F. Craig.
Protector; Zed Griffith, Secretary.
To Cure a Cough
take Ramon's English Cough Syrup in small
eioses during the day, then sice pat night. A pine
tar balm without morphine. at all dealers,
A. A. HENDERSON
Notary Public
Makes a specialty of
Writing and Correcting Deeds.
Office with II. E. Hawthorne
V. L Pascoe L. G Poe
Phone No. 10 Phone No. 24
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Physicians ami Surgeons
Office with Newark Drug Company,
Front Street. Phone No. 17.
Office hours8 to 12 a. m., and 1 too p. m.
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Through a well conduct
ed Telephone service.
Not only that, but it
saves and makes you
money. It is probably
the greatest of modern
conveniences, and it’s
cost is so low that any
body can afford it
Less Than 5c a Day
You ()ujfht To Have ()ne
THE NEWARK
Telephone exchange,
W. C. Mims, Pres. & Gen. Mgr.
To Cure a Cut, Sore or Wound
apply Kaimin'* Nerve iSt Bone Oil prouiplv It i
antiaeptic—atops the pain and cause*, healing I
fiat intention.25c and money hack if not satisfit
QUEER NEWSPAPER MAN.
Ki» Home Address a Mystery-Fooled Hie
Fellow Reporters.
“One of the queerest newspaper
men 1 ever knew/'said a veteran news
gatherer, of the Milwaukee Sentinel,
to a hunch of cronies at a lunch coun
ter the othernight.“wasa Scotchman
framed—well.we’ll leave out the name,
for he is still alive and well. Well
identify him as John. He was a
graduate of Edinburgh university
and had worked on Edinburgh. Glas
gow and London papers before lie
finally floated aero?.' the big pond.
Eventually he drifted to Buffalo,
where he alternately worked on the
two principal morning da dies.
"John was a good new .-paper man,
out although he w as a jolly good fellow
no one really could understand him.
His past was a mystery which no one
had ever been able to pi net rate. The
strangest thing about John was that
he had no home address.
"No one knew where he lived.
When the directory canvasser came
around in thespringJohn dodged him
as religiously as he would a creditor.
Consequently all that appeared in the
directory for years was: John lv
reporter, w . 250 Main street/
“This was exasperating to the news
paper crowd. The men burned with a
great desire to uncover John's place
of residence. Early one morning as
he sauntered jauntily up the street
two of his fellow workers decided to
follow him. He led them a long
chase. Out in the suburbs John dis
covered t hat he was being shadowed,
so he dodged into a hallway and when
his followers came to the spot he
stepped out and hade them a ‘good
morning.'
"‘Ah! on your way home, I per
ceive. You live a long ways out/said
John, sa rcastieally.
“ ‘Well—yes—er—we do/ lamdv
ri plied one of t he fellow -.
"'doing my way? 1 live just a
let tie w ays down the st ret t.' said John.
“'Why, yes, we are.* was the re
sponse.
"So they all trudged along. The
district was a line one. with handsome
houses and a little too high toned for
i person in John's circumstances. Ar
riving in front of a large brick resi
dence. John tumid to the two men
and coolly said:
“ ‘Gentlemen. 1 bid you good-night.
This i- where I live/
"Then he stepped briskly around
to tlie rear of the house, w hile his
companions stood dumbfounded and
unable to move. When they regained
their wit.- they sneaked around the
house ju-t in time to see John vault
the fence and make hi.- way to the
next street. They hurried around the
block, but John had disappeared for
the night."
UNJJfcK Hlb LUAi.
Plumber Could Make a Pan as Well as
“Wipe” a Joint.
Not long ^im »‘ some plumbers wen
tent out to do it job at tin house of a.
south sh.c resident who was a pro
nounced prohibitions, .-avs the Mil
waukee Sen-tinel. It was the boast of
this man that there had never been
a drop of liquor in his house, imag
ine the horrors of the situation when
the workmen, following their usual
custom, began rushing thecan toand
from a neighboring saloon. A mem
ber of the family kept tabon thenum
' her of time- these men sent for beer
and reported to the head of the house
when he returned in the < vening that
; 11 cans of beer had crossed the thresh
j old of his home that day.
He immediately called upon the
boss plumber and informed him that
he would not permit such conduct and
insisted that lie instruct his men that
they must nut drink beer in his house.
The next morning the men report
ed a- usual at the oilier :.t fun* goii g l *
work and were told t i\ mu-: ( avi
their cans in the shop w hi ie tin \ were
working on the prohibitionist's job.
They acquiesced apparently and pick
ing up their tools started out. <>neof
the men had. how * vt r. put liis can in
side the breast of his coat and w hile it
w as flat it caused the garment to stick
out in a noticeable way.
As he started out the door, the boss
plumber noticing the peculiar lump
said: “What is the matter, Pat, have
you a tumor?’’
“‘.No,’' re plied l’al. “it’s a can-eer."
A Paradox.
It is possible to move in politics
y circles and still be square.—Pbilt
a deljpUia Record.
JOKE WAS TOO REALISTIC.
Comedian Himself Fooled When He
Thought to Fool the Audience.
The properties that are used on the
burlesque stage ari nut alwayscoun
lerfeit. although there is a popular
idea that stage whisky is generally
cold tea. that stage butter is a thick
mixture of yellow corn meal and water
and that stage milk is never any thing
but chalk and water. The people in
the front row of a local theater re
cently had it demonstrated to them
that the milk used in a bottle had once
been, the real tiling, and they had rea
son to regret that the property man
had not followed the usual rule of
manufacturing the article out of
chalk and water.
The comedian had been in the habit
of duingan eil'ective bit of acting w ith
a large rag baby dressed up to re
semble a real child, and a baby's nurs
ing bottle tilled with a substance re
sembling milk. Mo one in tbt audi
ence thought it was milk and j.cki.ct
did the comedian himself. He bad
been handling the bottle for weeks
and had not noticed that tlm cork was
getting loose. Several nights ago it
occurred to the comedian that lie
could make his pan funnier b\ let
ting the cork out of the bottle and al
lowing some of the "milk” toe-cape
a.- In went through his usual motions
in extracting laughter from the
crowd.
The comedian wa- much more suc
cessful than In -hah any .idea he would
be. for w hen the cork came out of the
bottle a eojisideiablt amount of its
content- came also, ii chunks, and
■will' an odor which w a-stronger even
than that of limburger cheese. The
comidiaui dodged back from thestage
a.- quickly a- pi -sibh . his hand to his
nose, and the churn- girls carefully
avoided the -pot on the -tage where
the milk had fuller.. As soon as tlie
; comedian had Jini-htd his part iit
madi u bee line for the propel!} man
,in the wings, who wa- n-ponsiblt fui
tie contents of the bottle.
"Why didn't you till me that }uu
had real milk in that bottler" de
manded the coinediai .indignantly.
"Because. 1 m \er thought you'd be
fool enough to let thi cork out.” said
tlse propertv mar w ith (qmtl heat. "I
filled that bottle with milk when
were at Buffalo, eight wet k- ago. and
iit would havi dune well enough if
you'd oniy had -ci.st trough to keep
the cork in. Of course, you can't ex
pect milk to keep -wu i but tied up for
eigdit weeks, and nobody but a thick
headed Irish (•••medial: would expect
it. I've gut to go ar.d buy another
pint <>f milk mm • til! up that hottle
with, and this show ain't making any
too rnueli money anvwai. Its uliotf
like you who spoil tin properties in
•hows and bnak them up in busi
c e—.
The answ er of the propr rty man for
the time bting complete]} squelched
tiie unfortui ate comedian, and he in
ward!} resolved to investigate all
| propertie-i before he attempted to in
troduce any originality into the act he
had been iHiforming for 17 years'.—
| Milwaukee Sentinel.
Better So.
“Why do the roses fade slowly
away?” slio inuqired, poetically.
"Well,” replied the bald-headed
young man, “when you think it
over it's all for the best. It's more
comfortable to have them fade
slowly away than to go off all of
a sudden like a torpedo.”—Tit
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CASE OF LOCKJAW CURED.
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New Method of Administering Antitoxin
a Triumph of Medicine.
Of unusual interest. says the New :
York Sun, is the report from the
Harlem hospital that a patient of
that institution, a boy -even rears!
old. who came there suffering from!
lockjaw, has been cured, Tin secret
of the cure, a- it appfars. lies in the
fact that the tetanus antitoxin was!
Injected, not in thos< parts of the
body where subcutaneous injections
are commonly made, but directly
into the spinal column—a method of
treatment which proved successful,
also, in the ease of another patient
of the same hospital last summer,
it is scarcely more than a year ago
that tetanu- became known general
ly as a germ disease, that is. ont which
is curable by the administration of
& proper serum. Then came the dif
ficulty of finding such a serum. In
January last, the doctors at the St.
Francis hospital, in Trenton, an
nounced that they had hit upon the
desired remedy, and in proof of their
assertion they called attention to
the ease of a victim of lockjaw in its
worst form who had been restored to
health after ha\ ing received four in
jection- of the new serum. Natural
ly. therefore, this hospital in Tren
ton was looked upon as sort of a
Mecca for lockjaw sufferers from
that time on. The physicians at the
Harlem hospital declare that the new
method of administering tlu serum
practically solves the mystery of lock
jaw, a scourge much greater in fact
i than the general public imagine.
Bicycles in Montreal.
Only 2.240 bicycle licence? have
been taken out this year in Mon
treal as against 3,75.r> last year and
6,347 in 1900.
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M. B. OWENS
Physician ami Surgeon,
And Dealer in Drugs, Stationery,
Toilet Articles, etc.
Magness, . . Arkansas.
CITY BARBER SHOP
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Up-to-Now Artists.
Sharp Knives. Clean Towels.
T. J. Moore, Proprietor.
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