NO RELIEF.
“Did you see where the automo
bile factories are going to stop turn
ing out motorcars and manufacture
airplanes ?”
“Well, when the fools that buy ’em
start to practice, they’ll fall down on
people. What’s the difference ?”
A CAREFUL GIRL.
“Was that Jack I saw with his
arm around you ?”
“I don't know. How long ago did
you look
ONE EXCEPTION.
“Like produces like.'’
“All right. Just you try to get
somg cold cash from a bank of
snow.”
UNDER GENERAL CUPID.
Becruiting Officer—Had any ex
perience as a soldier?
Jack Flirteigh—I’ve been through
a number of engagements.
STILL TRYING.
“Jigsworth is still very attentive
to that rich wife of his.”
“Well! Well! And they’ve been
married four or five years. I thought
in that length of time he' would cer
tainly be able to get control of all
tier property.”
OUTCASTS.
Stockson-Bonds—Still holding on
to your war babies?
Tickertape—Yes. Poor little fond
lings. Nobody want* ’em.
SELF-REMINDER.
Click—Is that movie actor absent
minded ?
Clack—In a way; but he never
forgets himself.
POSITIVELY THE WORST.
Chollie—1 shall be in the social
eye next wintah.
Ferdie—Aw, *yes, haw! Social
eye.—Jack o’Lantern.
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ORDINANCE NO. 45
An Ordinance Entitled: “An Or
dinance to Regulate The
Running And Operation Of
Automobiles, Motorcycles,
Motor-Trucks And Motor
Driven And Horsedrawn
Vehicles In The Town Of
McCrory, And For Other
Purposes:”
Be It Ordained by the Com
mon Council of the Incor
porated Town of McCro
ry, Arkansas:
Section 1. That it shall be un
lawful for any person to run or
operate any automobile, motor
cycle, truck or any other motor
driven vehicle within the cor
porate limits of the town of Mc
Crory at a greater rate of speed
than fifteen tniles per hour, or to
.run an automobile, motorcycle,
or other motor-driven vehicle at
the street crossings and corners
at a greater rate of speed than
ten miles per hour; or to turn
any street corner or cross any
street without first giving an
alarm"by sounding distinctly a
horn or some other instrument
easily heard within one hundred
feet of any crossing or corner,
or fo fail to have such automo
bile, or vehicle under complete
control of the operator or driver
thereof while crossing any street
or turning any street corner; or
to run any automobile or motor
driven vehicle after sunset or
before sunrise unless such ve
hicle be equipped with one or
more lights in front of such ma
chine showing a light ahead for
a distance of at least 100 feet,
and one red light at the rear end;
or to run any such vehicle along
the streets of the said town with
the muffler open or “cut out.”
Section 2. That it shall be un
lawful for any person or persons
driving or operating a motor
driven or horse-drawn vehicle
along the streets of the town of
McCrorv to turn his machine or
vehicle around except at the in
tersection of the streets at the
end of blocks and to reach said
intersection of streets he shall
not run his machijne or vehicle
backward.
Section 3. It shall be unlaw
ful for any one to jump on or off
a moving motor vehicle on the
streets of the town of McCrory.
Section 4. It shall be unlaw
ful to park or permit motor
driven or horse drawn vehicles
to stand along or on Edmunds
Avenue between Missouri Pacific
Railroad property and Fourth
street unless said vehicles are
parked or left standiug in the
following positions: On the
right side of the street with ref
erence to the direction of the
front of the vehicle said vehicle
to be parked or left at an angle
of 45 degrees with right rear
wheel close to or against curh
and no vehicles shall be Darl(!i
or left within fifteen feet of ^
street corner or crossing ^
Section 5. That all motor ve
lucles and all horse-drawn v'
hides shall keep to the righi
when going ahead, or in meetL
another vehicle, except that
when passing another from the
rear they shall go to the left 0f
same.
Section 6. Any person or
persons violating any section or
provision or clause of this Ordi
nance shall, upon conviction be
fore the mayor, be fined in a sum
not to exceed $25.00 for each vi
olation thereof.
All ordinances or parts of or
dinances in conflict herewith be
and is hereby repealed, and this
ordinance shall be in force and
effect from its passage.
Adopted: Oct. 1, 1917.
Approved: Oct. 5, 1917.
Walter W. Raney, Mayor.
Attest:
H. C. Shearer, Acting Rec. .
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
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