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J&ck Frost better than the
powder you have been us
ing, return the unused por
tion to your grocer and he
vviii refund the full pur
chase price.'’ You take no
chances. Get a can today.
F. B. CHAMBERLAIN CO
Quality Food Products since 1847
ST. LOUIS
DID NOT QUITE UNDERSTAND
Of Course Mrs Attorney Thought the
Farmer Was Talking About
a Herd of Cows.
A very promising attorney ami
his wife have just returned from
an automobile tour of the East, and
he is now confidentially relating the
following incident of their opting to
his closest friends. They carried a
cawping outfit and boast of having
dept in the conventional bed only a
few times. It was their custom to
camp near some farmhouse when
possible. One evening, in Pennsvl
vania, Mr. Attorney espied a fine
large meadow adjoining some farm
buildings, and at once asked permis
sion to camp there for the night. On
wakening in the 'morning, they
"’ere surprised to find their tent en
trely surrounded by a huge drove
°f pigs. At the appearance of the
farmer, Air. Attorney complimented
few heartily on his fine large drove
d pigs. The farmer proudly admit
Ol that they were fine and said that
l,e kept 14 sows. This all seemed
"onderful to Airs. Attorney, as she
meekly inquired, “And do you milk
lJleni all She is now explaining
J|lat she understood him to say
cows.”—Indianapolis INews.
JUST SO.
TfowT about the club banquet?”
First, we’ll drink to the absent
ones.”
I see. And the more absent ones
1 ere are, the more we’ll have to
1 rink.”—Louisville Courier-J our
ual.
the pitfall.
Egbert (reading)—’Ere’s a sad
Case; a bloke died in bath.
, Alervyn—Poor cow! Musta walk
'is sleep!—Sidney Bulletin.
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A JUST REBUKE.
“Now, madam, I am ready to
make the report you want about
your charity affair. What was the
gross amount you took in ?”
“Indeed, sir, I'd have you know
there was nothing gross about our
entertainment. It was perfectly re
fined and genteel.”
TRUE ANSWERS.
“Of course, I didn’t give my age
when I went to register.”
“But you have to give true an
swers to all the questions they ask
you.”
“So I did. They asked me when 1
was horn and I told them I didn't
remember.”
“YOUR MEDICINE IS O .K ”
Mrs. Chas.. Rule, New Big
gins, Wis., writes: “Your
medicine is O. K. I would
never be without it.” Foie/
Honey and Tar acts quickly,
checks colds, coughs/and
croup, cuts the phlegn/opens
air passages and aljfiys irra
taion. It stops sle^p-disturb
ing coughing at jpPght. Con
tains no opiates./For sale by
the Red Cross Drug Co. Adv.
ELECTRIC/ SHOE SHOP
Send yopr shoes to me at
Cotton Pliant where I have
opened /Lie Electric Shoe Shop.
All wwrk guaranteed.
C, T. EARLEY, Cotton
Plant, Ark. Adv. 10-29-tf.
Mr. C. Crotzer, manager of
Comer & Crotzer’s Billiard
Parlor at Searcy, spent Mon
day and Tuesday in McCrory.
Mrs. H. W. Jernigan and
daughters, Mary and Lou
Alice, will return home Sun
day from a few days visit to
her brother, Mr. J. A. Harrell!
in Jonesboro.
Mr. A. J. Marsh and Mrs.
T. E. Bye, and two little girls,
attended the funeral of the
former’s daughter-in-law, Mrs. |
Catherine Marsh in Little
Rock, Saturday. They r e
turned home Monday.
Mr. R. H. McBonald was
down from Weldon Sunday
and was accompanied home
Monday by Mrs. McBonald
and children, who had spent
several days here with Mrs.
McBonald’s parents, Mr. and
Mrs. J. W. Wilder..
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An Enemy to Good Healih.
Good health has no greater
enemy than constipation. Fu
ff ley Cathartic Tablets are mild
but sure in action. They ban
ish biliousness, bloating, bad
breath, coated tongue, sick
headache, sour stomach and
other ills caused by indiges
tion. Take one tonight and
you will feel better in the
morning. For sale by the
Red Cross Drug Co. Adv.
Mrs.. A. J. Marsh returned
home Wednesday from Little
Rock where she attended the
funeral of her daughter-in
law, Mrs. Catherine Marsh.
DR. C. P. HARRIS
DENTIST
McCRORY, ARK.
Office Hours: 8-5
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Tobacco and Candy [
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WALTER W.RANEY, Prop. \
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THE UNIVERSAL CAR
The Ford Sedan, with, electric self-starting
and lighting system and demountable rims with
Sh'j-inch tires front and rear, for every day in
the year has no equal as a family car. Just as
popular on the farm as it is in the city. In fact,
it fits the family demands in every vocation of
life. Large, roomy seats, finely upholstered, plate
glass windows make it an open car in pleasant
iveather, while in rainy and inclement weather
it becomes a closed car, dust-proof and rain
proof. It is not only comfortable, but really
cozy, and above all, economical in operation
and maintenance, and has all the Ford merits
of strength and durability.
RIGGS BROS.
McCRORY, ARK.