Who said, ^ru^i was
S'tran^er -ilian fiction?
“YOU’RE FIRED,” said the editor.
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“UNLESS YOU can dig up.
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A LIVE story today.”
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SO THE cub reporter.
DISAPPEARED FOR hours.
* * *
BUT WHEN he recovered.
* * *
FROM HIS trance, he had.
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A STORY—here it is. t
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OUR DEPUTY constable.
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WAS WAKENED by the 'phone.
AND A shrill voice cried.
“FOR THE love of Mike.
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BEAT IT here quick.
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AND NAIL a nut.
WHO'S TALKING wild.
000
IN THE cigar store.”
THE LONG arm of the law,
PUT ON his pants.
SPED TO the scene.
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»
AND AFTER a brief.
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BUT TERRIFIC struggle.
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MADE THE pinch.
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AND WHEN interviewed.
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BY OUR star reporter.
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GAVE OUT this statement.
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"HE'S A loony, all right.
THE ASYLUM says, by Heck.
THE WORST they ever had.
WHY THE poor nut.
CLAIMS HE can copy.
THE SECRET blend.
OF THE cigarettes.
THAT SATISFY.”
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NO—the blend can’t be copied. It’s
one way of blending fine tobaccos
—both Turkish and Domestic—that
the other fellow can’t get onto. That’s
why Chesterfields "satisfy,” and
that’s why only Chesterfields can
“satisfy.”
THE HOME NEWS
Published Every Friday at McCrory, Ark
WALTER W. RANEY, Ed. and Pub.
Subscription $1.00Per Year in Advance
Phone: 40
Entered as second-class mat
3r August 26, 1915, at the post
>ffice at McCrory, Ark., under
‘le Act of March 3, 1879.
Clean up your premises and
prevent flies and disease.
Mrs. C. H. Kennedy of
Bradford, was the guest of
Mrs. R. L. Fraser, Thursday
and Friday.
Mr. Walter Angus of Cabot,
traveling salesanm, was the
pest of friends and relatives
here this week.
CONCRETE WALKS
Under the present city ad
ministration new concrete cros
sings have been built as fol
lows within the past month:
Concrete walks have been
built across Popular Street
from the M. O. P. railroad to
the Pinters Gin Co., across
Second Street from Mayor j
Raney's home to the Arnof j
hotel building; across Main !
Street from R. A. Coggins’ |
home to the Fakes Merc. Co’s. J
warehouse; across Jackson j
Street from R. A. Coggin’s |
home to T. E. Dye’s shop, j
and across Fourth Strret from j
K. H. Carson’s home to the 11
McCrory residence. An or- j I
der has also been placed with !
Col. Gray, the contractor, for
a walk across Jackson Street
from Turner Young’s home to
the high school.
Born: To Mr. and Mrs.
Earl B. Crail, Marianna,
Thursday, April, 7, 1921, a
boy. ___.....
Mr. Grover Angus, travel-!
ing salesman of Little Rock,
was the guest of his sisters,
Mesdames H. P. Riggs Jr., and ]
J. E. Lewis, Wednesday.
A
Born: Wednesday, April,
13, 1921, a baby girl to Mr.
and Mrs. Frank Barber, Jr.
For Sale: One Wheeler
& Wilson Sewing Machine.
MRS. JOHN CANDLISH.
Adv. ltc.
SUNDAY SCHOOL DAY
Following is the program
for Sunday School Day at the
Methodist Church, April, 24.
Sunday School will meet at
9:45 fey record and class
work. Program will begin
promptly at 10:30. Every
body invited.
1. Voluntary—Miss S y
monds.
2. Anthem—Choir.
3. Hymn No. 2.—Congre
gation.
4. Prayer and Pastor's Re
marks.
5. Song—Choir.
6. Sunday School Methods
Explained—Mr. J. P. Taylor
and Assistant.
7. Work of Cradle Roll—
Mrs. W. A. Smith.
8. Cradle Roll Song and
Verses—Four little girls.
9. One Phase of Teaching
Demonstrated—Miss Wither
ington and Class.
10. Song, ‘‘Jesus Loves
Me”—Primary Class.
11. “The Heart of a Seed”
—Jessamine Huff.
12. “Swing Song”—Pri
maries.
13. Work of the Seniors—
Mrs. Jernigan and Class.
14. Song—Choir.
15. Hymn No. 545.
16. Benediction.
Mr. and Mrs. C. T. Willis
returned Sunday from Mun
ford, Tenn.
Mr. Morris Shapiro of Mem
phis, spent Sunday and Mon
day here the guest of his
uncle and aunt, Mr. and Mrs.
H. Arnof.
Mrs. T. S. Staples returned
Tuesday to her home in Con
way, after a two weeks’ visit
here with her sister, Mrs. J.
H. Crossett.
Mr^. Sam Bunch returned
yesterday, Thursday, from
Brinkley where she has been
visiting her sister, Mrs. Tim
Shultz, the past two weeks.
Mrs. R. H. McDonald and
baby boy, Bobbie Jr., returned
Thursday to their home at
Weldon after a few weeks
stay here guests at the home
of her parents, Mr. and Mrs.
J. W. Wilder.
VERY GOOD REASONS
When inviting you to transact your busi
ness through our Bank, there should be some
reasons why. There are plenty of them.
Our financial standing is beyond question.
Our officers are obliging and courteous. Our
Directors actually direct. Our stockholders
are leaders in the community. Our funds are
kept in our fire-proof, burglar-proof vault and
are fully insured. Our banking facilities are
modern. Our loans are conservative, our re
sources adequate. We are proud of our Bank
and its satisfied customers. Are you one of
them? If not, we cordially invite you to open
an account today.
BANK OF McCRORY, McCRORY, ARK.
“Safe and Strong”