German Clown Prince
Needs Help From Dad
On te Run, Somewere in
France:
Dear Papa.—I am writing
on the run, as the brave and
glorious soldiers under my
command have not seen the
Rhine for so long that they
have started back that way,
and of course I am going mid
them. Oh! papa, dere has
been seme offel dings happen
ed here in France. First I
started in my big offensive
which was to crush de fool
Americans, but dey know so
little about military tactics dat
they will not be crushed like I
want cm. I sent rny men in der
fight in big waves, and when
dey got to de Americans dey
all said “Boo" as loud as dey
could holler. Veil, according
to what you haf always told
me, de Americans should have
turned and run like blazes.
But vat do vou link? Dem fool
Americans don’t know any
thing about war, and instead of
running de odder vay, dey
come right toward us. Some of
dem was singing something
about “Vo von’t come back till
over, over dere,” or some od
der foolish song, and some of
dem laffin’ like fools. Dey
are so ignorant. Rut dey are
offel reckless mit dere guns,
and ven dey come toward us it
vas den dat my men took a no
tion dey vanted to go back to
der dear old Rhine. Ve don’t
like de little old dirty Marne
river nohow. And, oh, papa,
dem Americans use such awful
language. Dey know nothing
of kultur, and say such awful
dings right before us. And dey
talk blasphemy, too. Vat you
link they said right in front ol
my face? One big husky from
a place dey calls Kansas, he
said—oh, papa, I hate to tell
you vot an offel ting he said,—
but I can’t help it. He said,
“To hell mit der Kaiser-’, Did
you ever hear anything so of
fel 1 didn’t think anybody
would say such a offel thing. It
made me so mad, I vouldnt v
stand and hear such an offel r
thing, so I turned and run mid x
de odder boys. Vas 1 right? 1
Vat? An oh, papa, you know 1
dem breast plates vat you sent 1
us can you send some to put on 1
our backs? You knovs we are '
going de odder vay now, and *
breast plates are no good, for *
de cowardly Americans are
shooting us right in der back. c
Some of our boys took off der c
breast-plates and put em be- 1
hind, but de fool Americans *
are playing ‘‘L)e Star Spangled 1
Banner” mit machine guns on
dem plates. Can't you help (
us? Yo remember in your 1
speech you said nothing could 1
stand before de brave German J
soldiers Oh, papa, I don’t be- 1
lieve dese ignorant Americans 1
ever read your speech for dey
run after us like ve vas a lot ’
of rabbits. Vot you tink of 1
dot? Can’t you send dem some
of your speeches right avay? i
Dey don’t know how terrible '
ve is. Can’t you move my army
back to Belgium vere ve von 1
all our glory? My men can 1
vip all vie vimmin and children <
vot dem Belgians can bring up. 1
But dese Americans are so 1
rough and ignorant. Ve can’t
made em understand dat ve
are de greatest soldiers on
earth, and ven ve try to sing,
“Deutehland Ueber Allies,”
dey laugh like a lot of monk
eys. But ve are getting de
best of de Americans. Ve can
out run dem. Papa, if ve are
not de best fighters on earth
ve are sure de best runners.
Nobody can keep up mit us
ven ve tink of der dear old
Rhine, and my army never did
tink so much of dot dear old
river. Let me know right
avay vot to do by return post
office.
Crown Prince Willie.
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LOANS AND SAVINGS
"When the history of the Am
rican war loans is finally
written, into it will be written
he account of a people ccn
erted from extravagence to
rugality, from reckless spend
ng to prudent saving. It will
ontain the acount of a nation
hat while giving freely of its
wealth, yet in the very act of
■iving, received more than it
;ave.
Great as will be the money
utlay necessary for the suc
essful prosecution of this war/
he solid enduring benefit to
he people of this country will
>e infinitely greater.
In the first place it has
aused us to take stock of our
esources. Prodigious demand
las caused us to reach out for
in equally huge supply. But
inlike the flush period of for
ner years, when the added re
iources have been produeecf,
hey have not been wasted, in
leedless extravagence.
All over this broad land
fom ocean to ocean and from
akes to gulf, thousands of men*
vomen and children have en
ered upon a life of frugality
hat has for its object the ac
•umlation o fone or more Lib
irty Bonds. Millions of dollars
>f these bonds are being paid
or in monthly installments the
,erms of which will run for
nany months to come.
It is all but impossible to e»
;imate what this self-enforced
economy will do for our peo
ple. Viewed merely in the
light of the financial benefit
to the different individuals, the
results must necessarly be stu
pendous. But going further
and considering the stabilizing
effect upon the nation as a
whole, the result assumes the
proportions of an economical
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revolution.
No nation of people ever yet
succeeded in building a stable
national edifice upon extrav
agance. It matters not how
vast, the resources they must in
time succumb to the lavish
hand. Only prudence and fru
gality can lay a substantial
foundation for the national
life.
We are aware that the life
of our people has heretofore
been tending toward prodigal
ity, and that their phenomenal
success wou'd tend to disprove
the foregoing assertion. But
there is a reason, and it is
found in the comparative new
ness of the country. Hereto
fore it has been easier to reach
out after untouched resources
than to conserve those already
in hand. But that day is past.
We are face to face with a de
mand for all and more than is
available, and the smallest
fraction of waste will tell in
the net result.
A knowledge of this fact is
the great legacy that will be
left to the American people
when the war shall have been
fought to a successful end. And
that knowledge, with the hab
its of thrift now being enforced
will have effectually changed
the American character from
a spending to a saving people.
Sudden Death
Before an insurance company will
take a risk on your life the examining
physician will test your water and report
whether you are a good risk. W hen
your kidneys get sluggish and clog,
you suffer from backache, sick-head
ache, dizzy spells, or twinges and pains
of lumbago, rheumatism and gout, or
sleep is disturbed two or three times a
night—take heed, before too late!
You can readily overcome such con
ditions and prolong life by taking the
advice of a famous physician, which is:
“Keep the kidneys in good order, avoid
too much meat, salt, aieonoi or tea.
Drink plenty of pure water and drive
the uric acid out of the system by taking
Anuric, in tablet form. ’ You can obtain
Anuric at drug stores, the discovery ol
Dr. Pierce of Invalids’ Hotel, Buffalo.
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Patriotic Service is
Held Sunday Night
In pursuance to the call of
the government for every min
ister to preach a patriotic ser
mon on last Sunday, a general
[ get-to-gether patriotic service
was held at the Newark High
School Auditorium last Sunday
night, at which time regular
I services at the respective chur
jches were postponed. Excell
ent addresses were delivered
by Rev. E. M. Borden of Little
Rock, Attorney S. C. Knight uf
this place and Rev. J. E. Snell
pastor of the local Methodist
church.
Our part in the Fourth Lib
erty Loan was discussed at
length and the necessity of our
going “over the top" in this
issue of bonds was forcefully
impressed. Much g >od. will no
doubt result from the meeting.
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** SCHOOL NOTES
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Our school attendance is in
creasing.
Miss Mazillah Brown assum-1
her duties in the high school
Monday.
Maud Brown of Walnut
Grove entered high school
Monday.
The enrollment of the Music
department has increased and
Miss Simpson is to be congrat
ulated on her class.
Our pupils will organize a
Glee Club soon.
The Chapel doors are always
open, and everybody is wel
come.
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NOTICE
The Compulsory Attendance
Law requires all children be
tween the ag^s of seven and
fifteen years of age to be in
school not later than two weeks
after the opening.
All are hereby notified that
unless those of the above ages
in the Newark District are in
in school within five days,
the names of parents or guar
dians whose children do not re
port for study, will be given to
the officers as required by aw.
Rules are provided in certain
cases for exemptions, and if
child has to be exempted, ap
ply to Mrs. W. A. Isgrig, Sup
erintendent of the School.
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CATTLE ARE POISONED
Arthur Carroll, a farmer liv
ing near St. Paul, has recently
lost 10 head of cattle as a re
i suit of poisoning. His barn was
burned last week, and several
, farming implements were des
troyed yesterday. Bloodhc unds
were taken to the farm, but
no trail of probable guilty par
ties could be found.
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DR. MERRIWETHER
PROMOTED TO MAJOR
I)r. C. P. Merriwether of
Little Rock, who has been first
Lieutenant and medical advisor
to the governor has been pro
I meted to major.
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