AN IMPORTANT CASE
F'atient Cured of Ataxia Gives the
Entire Credit to Dr. Williams’
Pink Pills.
Mrs. S. C. Welled:, of 114 Cleveland
Avenue, Everett, Mass., the wife of
an employe in the government works
at Chelsea, says:
"1 had been troubled with nervous
ness for ten years and the disease
kept growing on me. Then I learned
that I was suffering from locomotor
ataxia. I had terrible tremblings in
my right leg which would get rigid
and when this happened in the street
I nad to stand still until it passed
away to keep from failing. My right
arm felt as if a thousand needles were
pricking it. The sheet touching my
knee in bed would nearly cause me
to scream out with pain and both
knees were so weak I could hardly
stand.
“1 had to use a cane and be helped
about by my son. Then the pain be
gan to settle in the calves of my legs
and the muscles became numb and
quivered constantly. The cords un
der my knees seemed to be drawn ftp
tight and the terrible shooting pains
in my legs would nearly drive me in
sane. My toes became numb and at
times would prickle as if needles were
being thrust into them. My eyes be
came dull and black spots floated be
fore them. My heart was very weak.
“My attention was called to Dr.
Williams’ Pink Pills and I bought sev
eral boxes right away and soon felt
relief. 1 was so pleased that I kept
on taking them until they cured me
entirely, and 1 have had no symptoms
of the trouble for over a year.”
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists or sent, postpaid, on re
ceipt of price, HO cents per box. six
boxes $2.50. by the Dr. Williams Med
icine Company. Schenectady, N. Y.
A booklet, entitled “Nervous Dis
orders,” sent free on request.
Mead quickly. Ite-UAy FFX/FR
stores the Senses of W1K 1 f b (til
Taste and Smell. Full size 50ets., at Drug
gists or by mail; Trial Size 10 ets. by mail.
Ely Brothers, 5G Warren Street, New York.
No sooner does the average man dis
cover that he has made a mistake
than he gets busy and maufactures an
explanation.
A Harmless Laxative.
H you must take a laxative, take a harm
less one. Lax-Bos does not gripe, therefore
does not irritate. Irritation is what does
the harm. Price 50 cents.
Had One Night of Liberty.
Hdward Trickett, fire warden anc
formerly chief of the fire department
in Kansas City, retired a few days age
and for the first time in 31 yeart
passed an entire night at his home.
Kinsmen of Immortal George.
Many kindred of George Washing
ton dwell on and about the original
Washington plantation in Westmore
land county, Virginia. The present oc
cupant of the plantation is named
George Washington.
Whine from Henry James.
'Henry James, pursuing his theme,
‘The Speech of American Women,”
speaks of a group of Boston young
women, "all articulating as from sore
mouths, all mumbling and whining
and vocally limping and shuffling as it
were together." He compares, also to
its great disadvantage, a school where
parents pay so much not to have their
boys taught to speak as gentlemen,
with one “beyond the sea, in which
the proviso that the schoolmaster
shall speak as a gentleman is so abso
lutely vital.”
Comment That Stung.
The marquis of Lansdown, leader
of unionist peers in the British parlia
ment, speaks rarely but always with
effect. He revels in grave sarcasm.
On one ocasion Lord Crewe, the lib
eral leader, made a speech on a subject
which he desired to leave a matter
for open voting among his followers.
Lord Lansdowne congratulated his
friend on his eloquent speech. “I
have followed it,” he said, "with earn
est attention not only on account <*>f
the importance of the subject but also
on account of the noble lord’s judicial
attitude. I admired his earnestness
and eloquence, but what impressed me
most was his impartiality.” A pause.
“Yes, until the last minute I did not
know on which side of the fence his
lordship was coming down.”
Hope.
When the skies are bine
And I walk with you.
It is is easy to be glad!
When tlie skies are tossed
And your face is lost,
Then the world is hard and bad!
Ah. you whisper words
I.ike the song of birds.
Ah. you cheer my way
With your lilting lay
And you make me strong and glad!
When the skies are blue
May 1 walk with you?
•lust forever, Hope, with you?
Will you whisper truth
From the lips of youth
As we wander in the dew?
Will you hold my hand
O’er Discouraged Land,
Will you whisper words
Like the song of birds
'Till the pilgrimage is through?
Harp Chords and Discords.
Many receive advice, but few di
gest it.
It is always better to throw a boquet
than a brick.
Talk is cheap, but talking back is
dangerous, as any married man will
tell you.
Old King Cole may be “a jolly old
soul," but few people who deal with
him can see the joke.
If you have no money at all, you are
snubbed. If you have too much, you
are investigated. Ain’t this a funny
world?
A Pennsylvania man has married a
girl weighing 365 pounds. Once again
we see exemplified the good advice
of Old Mrs. Means, "Git a plenty
while yer a-gittin’.”
THE CALM GENTLEMAN.
The man who is calm when the wild
tempest blows,
The man who is calm when his last
nickel goes,
Is a man whom success
Is most certain to bless.
Hut the man who is calm in a marital
spat.
The man who is calm when he chases his
hat.
The man who is calm when his wife
spits, "BECAUSE!”
And follows it up without reasons or
laws—
The man who is calm
Under such, without balm.
Is too good for this earth—you can wager
on that!
A country paper is responsible for
this bit of etiquette: “When a lady
or gentleman are walking on the
street, the lady should walk inside
the gentleman."
Many married couples seem to sub
scribe to the theory that there must
be a disagreement before there can
be an agreement—and usually there
is.
MOPE TO THE SQUARE INCH.
There is trouble, Oh, trouble, every
where.
No matter Just where we go:
But there's more per inch in dyspeptic
men
Than anywhere else I know!
There is one nice thins about aim
ing for the presidency. The striver is
more apt to reach a superintendency
than the man who strived only for the
lower position. In other words, climh
high—you may catch on a top rung.
Have you a talent? Cultivate it!
And keep on cultivating it! Never
give up. Never admit yourself a
failure. Leave that to your friends!
Keep on trying, keep on hoping, keep
on WORKING. “Genius” is only an
other word for “work.” Every man
has genius if he has that characteris
tic which keeps him at work. Are
you a genius or merely a loafer?
IN DEMAND
Here’s a toast to the girl
That can make home-made bread;
That gets her pa’s breakfast
While ma lies in bed.
The girl that can cook
And the girl that can sew.
And yet. at a function.
Can dazzle the beaux!
Yes, here’s to the lassie;
The one I adore!—
There's a job up at our house;
Call Monday—back door.
A Missouri clergyman has evolved
a future state of mankind. After
death, he says, we will go to the other
planets now visible through tele
scopes. Just how we will be trans
ferred or where newspaper men will
get complimentary tickets, the good
and cheering clergyman does not say,
but it's worth something to know
we are going visiting anyhow!
PHILOSOPHY OF HARRY THAW.
Ah, 1 llnd, bah Jove, I’m growing fast
To like this simple life at last!
I used to gad around all night
And come home—well, not just—but
quite!
But that seems y-e-a-h-s and y-e-a-h-s
ago.
And now. I’m going rawther slow!
I’m indoors every eve. From home
Somehow 1 do not care to roam!
No more the sherry-flip for me.
The highball pale, the syruped "skee”—
Somehow 1 just can't get away
From where I’m stopping, lack-a-day!
POOR, TIRED PA.
Rastus came sniffling to school thal
morning, with grief depicted in his
adolescent face.
“Please, teacher,” he lisped, “l’v<
gotta quit school. My ma is dead anc
I’ve gotta go to work.
“Ye see,” wiping away a tear, “nov
that ilia’s gone pa's gotta take keer o
hisself, an’ I’ve gotta help pa!”
vMaoojll/
BLOATED WITH DROPSY.
The Heart Was Badly Affected When
the Patient Began Using
Doan’s Kidney Pills.
Mrs. Elizabeth Maxwell, of 415 West
Fourth street, Olympia, Wash., says:
“For over three
years I suffered
with a dropsical
condition with
out being aware
that it was due
to kidney trou
ble. The early
stages were
principally back
ache and bear
ing down pain,
but I went along
without worrying much until dropsy
set in. My feet and ankles swelled
up, my hands puffed and became so
tense I could hardly close them. 1 had
great difficulty in breathing, and my
heart would flutter with the least ex
ertion. I could not walk far without
stopping again and again to rest. Since
using four boxes of Doan's Kidney
Pills the bloating has gone down and
the feelings of distress have disap
peared.”
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Xo niu-“ or failures made with PUT
NAM FADELESS DYES; blight, beauti
ful colors a certainty.
After making a strenuous effort to
get out o? a rut a man finds himself in
a hole.
TO CUKE A COLD IS ONE HAY
Take LAX AT IV K BUOMO Quinine Tab’ets. Hrug
gis s return! mmse? it it fails to cure. K. W
ijJUOVE S signature is on each box. 25c,
Complaint Is generally despicable,
always worce than unavailing.—Car
lyle. _
Furs! Furs! Furs!
Write for Price Circular and ship to
McMillan Fur & Wool Co., Minneapolis.
A woman would rather do things to
worry a rival than to afford herself
pleasure.
Take Garfield lea, the .Natural .laxa
tive. for constipation, indigestion, liver
and kidney derangements, and colds. It is
made of Herbs. Guaranteed under the
Pure l'ood Law.
We frequently fall into errror and
folly, not because the true principles
of action are not known, but because
for the Lime they are not remembered.
FITS, St. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by Dr. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free $’2.00
trial bottle and treatise. Dr. II. H. Kline,
Ld., 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa.
We daily influence each other foi
good or evil. Let us not be the occa
sion of misleading others by our sil
ence when we ought to speak.—J. H.
Newman.
Ycu Don’t Have to Wait.
Every dose makes you feel better. Lax
rW keeps your whole inside right. Not one
gripe in a lull bottle. Kohl on the money
back plan everywhere. Price DU cents.
Acquiesce in the present without re
pining, remember the past with thank
fulness, and meet the future hopefully
and cheerfully, without fear or suspi
cion.—Diogenes.
Don’t Delay.
The season of coughs and colds is
not yet past—they will he prevalent
for some months to come. Do not
neglect or experiment with them. Use
the safe and sure remedy—Simmons’
Cough Syrup. It heals the soreness
and stops the ccught.
Still Working for Humanity.
Tennie Claflin, as she was called be
fore she married an English lord and
went to England to live in the '70s, is
back again in New York. Her agita
tion now is to promote happier mar
riages by lectures and informal enter
tainments in churches.
Footballer Showed Courage.
H. .1. Ilenebry, Ireland's Rugby full
back, played the other day for 70 min
utes against the South Africans while
suffering from a split ear, damaged
skull, broken middle finger on left
hand, strained chest, muscles and torn
finger cartilages. He received the in
juries in a tackle ten minutes after
the game began.
Not “Just as Good”—It’s the Best.
One box of Hunt's Cure is unfailing
ly, unqualifiedly and absolutely guar
anteed to cure any form of skin dis
ease. It is particularly active in
promptly relieving and permanently
curing all forms of itching known.
Eczema, Tetter, Ringworm and all
similar troubles are relieved by one
application; cured by one box.
Made Much on Small Capital.
Twenty-five years ago W. S. Wetham
left the town of La Grange, Ga., with
the munificent sum of ouc dollar in
his pocket and landed in New York
with nothing to his credit but his
clothes and his character. The quality
of the former does not matter and the
quality of the latter has shown itself.
He is to-day president of 75 banks, all
but four of which are situated in his
native state. In return for Georgia's
small advance of 100 cents he has
pretty well cornered her banking in
terests and has in keeping a goodly
amount of her funds. The lour banks
of which he is president outside of the
state of Georgia are situated in Flor
ida.
OLD CAPT. CACK’S QUESTION.
Somewhat Pointed, But It Denoted
Quick Intelligence.
Pierce .Tay, the commissioner of
banks of Massachusetts, at the Ameri
can Bankers' association's convention
in St. Louis, advocated a better ac
counting system.
“But above all,” said Mr. Jay, in
a discussion of his idea, “we want
intelligence, if embezzlement is to be
thoroughly put down. Systems are
good, but intelligence is better, and
1 in cashiers and tellers and book
keepers and note clerks we want the
same keen, quick intelligence that
cha!-acterized old Capt. Hiram Cack,
of Gloucester.
“Cack lay very ill. One day he got
down-hearted, feeling that his case
was hopeless.
“ '1 fear, doctor,' he said, ‘there isn’t
much hope for me.’
“ ‘Oh, yes. there is.’ the doctor an
swered. ’Three years ago I was in
your condition precisely, and look at
me now.’
“Cack, intelligent and alert, said
quickly:
“‘What doctor did you have?’”
Safe, Sure and Speedy.
No external remedy ever yet de
vised has so fully and unquestionably
met these three prime conditions as
successfully as Allcock's Plasters.
They are safe because they contain
no deleterious drugs and are manu
factured upon scientific principles of
medicine. They are sure because
nothing goes into them except ingre
dients which are exactly adapted to
the purposes for which a plaster is re
quired. They are speedy in their ac
tion because their medicinal qualities
go right to their work of relieving
pain and restoring the natural and
healthy performance of the functions
of muscles, nerves and skin.
Allcock's Plasters are the original
and genuine porous plasters and like
most meritorious articles have been
extensively imitated, therefore always
make sure and get the genuine.
Woman’s Important Position.
An American woman, Mrs. John
Leslie—familiarly known as Mrs. Jack
Leslie—who was Leonie Blanche Jer
ome of New York, is inofficial advisei
in fashion and dress of the duchess ol
Connaught and Princess Patricia, tc
the former of whom she is lady ir
waiting.
Never Fails.
There is one remedy, and only one
I have ever found, to cure without fail
such troubles in my family as Eczema,
Ringworm and all others of an itching
character. That remedy is Hunt's Cure.
We always use it and it never fails.
W. M. Christian,
Rutherford, Tenn.
Nothing pleases a homely woman so
much as to have a man compliment
her figure.
PILES CURED IX « TO 14 DAYS.
i*AZO OINTMKNT is guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching. Jilind. ItleeduiR or Protruding 1‘iies in
U to 14 days or money refunded. £iUc
Many a man who prays for rain
[ would doubtless steal his neighbor's
umbrella if his prayers were answered.
IVIrs. Winslow's Soothing: Syrup.
! For chi id i en t«-etnin;r, softens the uunts, leduces in.
I Mamination alia vs )>&in. cures wind colic. Sac a bottle.
i --
Nothing hurts a conceited man like
i being ignored.
What fa Pe-ru-tia ?
Is it a Catarrh Remedy, or a Tonic
or is it Both?
Some people call Peruna a great tonic. Others refer to Peruna as a 2r“at .
remedy. 6 ' >-awri
Which of these people are right ? Is it more proper to call Peruna a ratarri,
edy than to call it a tonic ? ' a re®
Our reply is, that Peruna is both a tonic and a catarrh remedy. Indeed there
be no effectual catarrh remedy that is not also a tonic. ’ e can
In order to thoroughly relieve any case of catarrh, a remedy must not only ha
specific action on the mucous membranes affected by the catarrh, but it must hav* *
general tonic action on the nervous system. " ve a
Catarrh, ejen in persons who are otherwise strong, is a weakened condition of so
mucous membrane. There must be something to strengthen the circulation to '
tone to the arteries, and to raise the vital forces. ’ *1Te
Perhaps no vegetable remedy in the world has attracted so much attention fro
medical writers as HYDRASTIS CANADENSIS. The wonderful efficacy of this heh
has been recognized many years, and is growing in its hold upon the medical profession
When joined with CUBEBS and COPAIBA a trio of medical agents is formed in
Peruna which constitutes a specific remedy for catarrh that in the present state of medi
cal progress cannot be improved upon. This action, reinforced by such renowned tori/
as COLLINSONIA CANADENSIS, CORYDALIS FORMOSA and CEDRON SEED
ought to make this compound an ideal remedy for catarrh in all its stages and locations
in the body. 03
From a theoretical standpoint, therefore, Peruna is beyond criticism. The use of
Peruna, confirms this opinion. Numberless testimonials from every quarter of the earth
furnish ample evidence that this judgment is not over enthusiastic. When practical ex.
perieuce confirms a well-grounded theory the result is a truth that cannot be shaken
\ CURED
The Circulation Sti
and the Muscles and Joint$
lubricated by using
-Sloaav's
Liivinveivt
Price 25c 50c 6 $1.00
8jjr/r Sold by all Dealers
Jl'Sloaris Treatise On The Horse"Sent Free
'31 ^ress P^dS-Sloan,Boston,MasSj
NO MORE MUSTARD PLASTERS TO BLISTER.
THE SCIENTIFIC AND MODERN EXTERNAL COUNTER-IRRITANT.
CAPISICUM
VASELINE
EXTRACT OF THE CAYENNE PEPPER PLANT
A OUICK. SURE. SAFE AND ALWAYS READY CURE FOR PAIN.-PRICE
15c.—IN COLLAPS13LE TUBES—AT ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. OR
BY MAIL ON RECEIPT OF I Ec. IN POSTAGE STAMPS. DON'T WAIT
TILL THE PAIN COMES -KEEP A TUBE HANDY.
A substitute for and superior to mustard or any other plaster, and will not
blister the most delicate skin. The pain-allaying and curative qualities of
the article are wonderful. It will stop the toothache at once, and relieve
Headache and Sciatica. We recommend it as the best and safest external
counter-irritant known, also as an external remedy for pains in the chest
I and stomach and all Rheumatic, Neuralgic and Gouty complaints. A trial
will prove what we claim for it, and it will be found fo be invaluable in the
household and for children. Once used no family will be without it. Many
people say “it is the best of all your preparations.” Accept no preparation
of vaseline unless the same carries our label, as otherwise it is not genuine.
SEND YOUR ADDRESS AND WE WILL MAIL OUR VASE
LINE PAMPHLET WHICH WILL INTEREST YOU.
CHESEBROUGH MFG. CO.
17 STATE STREET, NEW YORK CITY
Hogfess Lard
None anywhere near so
good, so pure, so eco
nomical, so satisfactory.
U. S. Government Inspected.
Thompson’s Eye Water
A. N. K.—I (1907—2) 2160.
3&3K3
Proved Good Man of Business.
While preaching in Pueblo, Col., a
few years ago Rev. Edward J. Wilcox
found himself in the embarrassing po
sition of being unable to pay his debts.
Knowing that if he stuck to the pulpit
he would have small chance of getting
even with the world, he quit preach
ing and went into the mining business.
To-day he owns mines in Colorado
worth $3,000,000, besides a great deal
of other valuable property.
State op Ohio, city op Toledo, I
Lucas Gouty. (
Frans J. Cheney make* oath that he Is senior
partner of the Ann of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing
I business In the City of Toledo. County and State
t aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of
ONE Hl’XDKED DOLLARS for each and every ]
case of ('aI'akri! that canoot be cured by the use of
Hall’s Catarrh Cure.
FRANK T. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed iu my presence,
this Gih day of December, A. lb. ikn6.
^ . A. W. GLEASON,
) bgA^ \ Notary Public. '
Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally and acts
directly ou i he blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. ,J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Druggists. 7;»e.
Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.
If you will be true to the best of
yourself, living up to your nature,
standing boldly by the truth of your
word and satisfied therewith, then you
will be a happy man.—Marcus Aure
lius.
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SICK HEADACHE
Positlrely cared by
these Little Pills.
They also rellere Dis
tress Iron Dyspepsia, In
digestion and Too Hearty
Eating. A perfect rem
edy fcr Dizziness, Nausea,
Drowsiness, Bad. Tasto
In the Mouth, Coated
Tongue, Pain In the Side,
TORPID LIVER. They
regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable.
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine Musi Bear
Fac-Simile Signature
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
Has HeaVy Liabilities.
Herr Johann Strauss, a nephew ol
the eminent composer, has been sen
tenced to a week's imprisonment for
debt in Vienna. His liabilities are
said to amount to $35,000.
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