LEMMA.
Cortland F. Bishop, the now
^president of the Alero club, was bo
ring interviewed y,{\ aeronaut ies.
“Is it trmyf'* said the reporter,
“that vou/jyet airsick up in a hal
Jloon tive same as you get seasick
?<>n .Via1 ocean ?”
“That is only true.” said Mr.
'' IBishop, “of fidgety, highly sensitive
jporsons, like the old lady on the
brain.
“She said to the conductor as he
jpunched her ticket:
“ ‘(’onductor, is it a fact I hat the
^locomotive is at the rear of the
train ?’
“‘Yes, madam,' the conductor an
swered. ‘We have a locomotive at
each end. It takes one to push and
•one to pull to get us up this grade:’
“‘Oh, dear, what shall I do?’
•jnoaned the old lady. ‘I’m alwavs
brainsick if I ride with my hack to
Hhe loeomot ive.’ ”
WEDS ARMLESS PATIENT.
A remarkable romance has just
been associated with the accident
‘hospital at W nines, Lancashire,
* England.
A young man met with a ter
rible accident at the railway sta
tion, Widnes, in September, which
^rendered it necessary for his arms
rio he amputated at the shoulders.
;.!Ie was tenderly nursed by a prettv
young member of the hospital stall',
and the feelings of friendship be
tween them gradually ripened into
Jjove.
The nurse has just married her
armless lover. She has some small
‘•private means and intends to work
’for herself and her husband.
DODGING THE QUESTION.
Mrs. Bonham—1 >o you love me as
much as you did when you first
♦married me?
Bonham—You talk as if I had
married you more than once.
' THE BRIDEGROOM’S QUESTION.
* Clergyman—With all my .VrofTfflv
goods I Hiee endow.
Prospective Bridegroom — Say,
parson, isn't this rather early to
award alimony?
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REALISTIC.
Critick—Yes, D'Auber is home
from his trip to the Rocky moun
tains. lie put in most of his time
making sketches of the mountain
peaks. lit' showed me a lot of
them.
A sc urn—How were they? Nat
ural ?
Critick—Well, they're certainly
rockv.
IN A REAL
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blood purifier.
it gets rid of the poisons caused v j
by over-supply of bile, and quickly J
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cures bilious headaches, Ju.tiuess, fj;
loss of appetite, nausea, indices
tion, constipation, malaria, chills
and fever, jaundice, nervousness,
irritability, melancholia, and all
sickness due to disordered liver.
It is not a cathartic, but a gentle,
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CHESTNUT.
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“So you no longer call your prettj
little home ‘The Nutshell?’ Why (lit
you change it?"
“I got so tired of having funny mei
ring my bell to ask if the kernel was
in."—Illustrated Hits.
Woman’s Hour of Trial.
; Among the great trials that i
woman has to undergo, says a writer
is to have a new bonnet in the hous<
j on a rainy day.
HOW HE KNEW THE DEVICE
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Reason for Knowledge of Range
Finding Instrument Explained
by the Inventor.
Profession;! eiblary ;ind naval
men are wont to shrugtheir shoul
ders in (lie presence of t lie civilian
a\ lio belongs to ainalenr organiza
tions. There is a true story of a
young officer in the navy who met
knowledge in a landsman when he
least exported it. says Tit-Pits.
While his ship was in harbor a
volunteer naval brigade came on
board for a lit t le pract ical instruc
tion. The young lieutenant was
detailed to give the landsmen
their lesson in gun maneuvering.
He showed them all the different
typos of guns and explained then
mechanism. Once, however, his
knowledge failed him. One of the
guns was a new model, and some
thing a bon l the breech mechanism
was novel and perplexing.
"This, gentelemen, is a new at
tachment for—for—’’
One of the naval brigade spoke
up:
"Excuse me, sir: it's for range
linding.” Then he went on to ex
plain. but after a few words
! slopped and retired. The officer
looked at him coldly.
"How do you know what you’re
talking about ? This device wasn’t
put on any ship until three weeks
ago.”
"1 know, sir: but, you see, I in
vented it.”
Getting It Back.
“How did IJliink 31 ;i [ > j ;<*n l o mi wry
a dressmaker?”
“For lu*!- m oney. She made all
of his firs! wife's clothes."—Fe
troil Fret1 Press.
Pulling Out Ostrich Feathers.
A man who runs an ostrich farm,
asked the other day as to the meth
od of gathering the feathers, ad
mitted that they were pulled out
of tlu1 birds once in every eight
months. Was the process painful?
“Well,” he replied, "about equal to
pulling out your eye teeth.” A
good many ladies who wear os
trich feathers do so in the belief
that they are thereby serving the
' cause of humanity. As a matter
; of fact they are encouraging the
most cruel and barbarous torture
which man can inflict upon a bird.
—N. V. Sun.
HARDSHIPS OF PAST AGES.
Facto—In the ages past how
did people ever manage to live
i without telephones and the tele
1 graph?
! Philos—They didn’t; they all
died.—Life.
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