FACTS GUARANTEED
Neuralgia and Anaemia are Cured by
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills.
For nearly a generation the people of
this country have known Dr. Williams’
Pink Pills, during which time proof of
thousands of cures by this remedy has
been published and confirmed and not
one person has been harmed in the slight
•est degree by their use. The pills con
tain no opiate, narcotic or stimulant,
nor any drug which could injure the
most delicate constitution.
“For over a year,'' says Miss Charlotte
Van Salisbury, of Castleton, N.Y., “I
suffered from neuralgia and palpitation
of the heart. My skin was pale and sal
low and I was troubled with dizziness,
fainting spells and fits of indigestion. I
was very nervous and would start at the
slightest sound. At times a great weak
ness would come over me and on one oc
casion my limbs gave way under me aud
I fell to the sidewalk.
“ Of course I was treated by our local
physicians and also consulted a noted
doctor at Albany, but nothing they gave
me seemed to benefit me. One day I
read in a newspaper about Dr.Williams’
Pink Pills for Pale People and I imme
diately gave them a trial. I soon felt
much better and my color had begun to
return. I continued using the pills and
by the time I had taken eight boxes I
Was entirely cured.
“ My sister, Sarah Van Salisbury, suf
fered terribly from anaemia. She was
pale and thin and we feared that rshe
would become a victim of consumption.
She tried Dr.Williams’ Pink Pills for
Pale People and in a short time she be
gan to gain in strength and weight.
She is now strong and well and we both
heartily recommend Dr. Williams’ Pink
Pills to all who are in ill health.”
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills are sold by all
druggists or sent, postpaid, on receipt
of price, 50 cents per box. six boxes for
$2.50, by the Dr. Williams Medicine Co.,
Schenectady, N.Y. Descriptive pam
phlets free on request.
Feel the Ground Slipping’.
First Neighbor—The Snobsons over
there on the corner are losing their
money.
Second Neighbor—How do you
know?
First Neighbor—Why, because they
have begun to bow to all the neigh
bors, and they never noticed anyone
around here before.—Detroit Free
Press.
It Does Something.
The man or the medicine that does
something will surely win. Hunt’s
Lightning Oil is a remedy that does
something and does it right away.
It is without a doubt the finest lini
ment ever put on the market. It re
lieves at once Burns, Bruises, Bites,
Cuts, Sprains and Aches. Put it to
work on your afflictions.
BRIGHT BITS BY THE WITS.
Will & Must hold a mortgage on
.auccess.
The busybody butts in without any
ifs or buts.
Charity begins at home, but if it
is the real brand it soon outgrows its
native place.
It is hard to work much confidence
in a man who wears a ring on his
middle finger.
A man’s knowledge cannot be
judged by the fool things he says
when in love.
The golden calf will always be wor
shiped, though it wear the tail of a
monkey or the ears of an ass.
. Knew His Place.
"What did you think of your daugh
ter’s graduation essay?”
"I didn't permit myself to think
. about it,” answered Mr. Cumrox. “I
simply did my duty and admired it.”
—Washington Star.
Heading Him Off.
i Browne—But why do you ask me
to lend him a dollar as a personal fa
vor to you.? Are you under obligation
to him?
Towne—No; but if you don’t he’ll
conSe to me for it.
Quite So.
"You don’t buy so much meat now,
Mrs. Malaprop.”
“No, indeed; since all these awful
tales, our family has turned valetudi
narian.”—Baltimore American.
Showing Signs of Recovery.
“How is your new servant, Mrs. Up
more? I heard she was ill.”
“She’s improving-. She was able to
•sit up this morning and give notice.”
—Philadelphia Record.
CLEVER DOCTOR.
Cured a 20 Years’ Trouble Without
Any Medicine.
A wise Indiana physician cured 20
years’ stomach disease without any
medicine as his patient tells:
“I had stomach trouble for 20 years,
tried allopathic medicines, patent
medicines and all the simple remedies
suggested by my friends, but grew
worse all the time.
“Finally a doctor who is the most
prominent physician in this part of
the state told me medicine would do
me no good, only irritating my stom
hch and making it worse—that I must
look to diet and quit drinking coffee.
“I cried out in alarm, ‘Quit drink
ing coffee!’ why, ‘What will I drink?’
“ ‘Try Postum,’ said the doctor, ‘I
drink it and you will like it when it
is made according to directions, with
cream, for it is delicious and has none
of the bad effects coffee has.’
“Well, that was two years ago, and
I am still drinking Postum. My stom
ach is right again and I know doctor
hit the nail on the head when he de
cided coffee was the cause of all my
trouble. I only wish I had quit it
years ago and drank Postum in its
place.” Name given by Postum Co.,
Battle Creek, Mich.
Never too late to mend. Ten days
trial of Postum in place of coffee
works wonders. There’s a reason.
Look in pkgs. for the famous lit
tle book, “The Road to Wellville.”
An Epitome of the Most Impor
tant Events at Home and
Abroad the Past Week.
NORTH, EAST, WEST, SOUTH.
A UUmpn at Whut Cuagreaa ta Do
lug Together With n Careiallr
Digested and Coudeuaed Com»ll»
tiou of Curreut >e»va lteuaa, Both
Uouieatio and Forelga.
CONURKSSIONAL. NOTES.
The senate conferees finally agreed
that the government should pay the
cost of meat inspection, thus removing
the only stumbling block to the final
passage of the agricultural appropria
tion bill.
Conference reports were agreed to
on the pure food, the Ohio river and
Lake Erie ship canal and the natur
alization bills, which had the effect
of passing those measures.
Both houses adopted the conference
reports on the sundry civil appropria
tion and the general deficiency bills.
The president signed the railroad
rate bill, the naturalization bill and the
bill for the construction of a lock
canal across the Isthmus of Panama.
The senate passed the general de
ficiency bill, carrying about $11,GOO,
000, and the public building bill.
The house, under a special rule,
agreed to the railroad rate confer
eice report; also the agricultural ap
propriation bill.
The house passed a bill to pay $7,
000 each to the widows of Capt.
Charles W. Dakin and Thomas J.
Hennessy. of the San Francisco fire
department, who lost their lives
fighting the fire on board the United
States army transport Meade.
Bills were passed by the house to
pension Gen. E. F. Bragg, of Wiscon
sin at $30 per monlh and appropriat
ing $20,000 to raise Commodore Per
ry’s flagship Niagara.
The senate passed the naturaliza
tion bill.
me HUUS5 passeu me geneiai ue
ticiency bill, the last oi the big appro
priation measures.
The house passed the senate bill
providing for a lock type of canal
across the Isthmus of Panama.
The house adopted an item in the
general deficiency bill ratifying and
legalizing the duties collected from
Imports from the Philippines during
President McKinley’s term.
The senate passed a bill authorizing
the delivery to the Southern Histor
ical society of all unidentified battle
flags of the confederate army in the
possession of the secretary of war.
The senate adopted the report of
the conference on the military acade
my bill, which Included the senate pro
vision increasing the limit of cost for
the completion of improvements at
West Point to the extent of $1,700,000.
The house passed the immigration
bill after the amendment increasing
the head tax to $5 had been defeated
and providing for the submission of
the educational test provision to a
commission.
UUMCItAI. MEW* ll’BaS.
With the formal plea of “not guilty”
by Harry K. Thaw in the New York
supreme court, the legal formalities
preceding his trial for the killing of
Stanford White are practically ended.
The trial can hardly occur before Oc
tober. Meanwhile both sides are delv
ing for material for what promises to
be one of the most sensational murder
trials in the history of New York.
The Pennsylvania Railroad Co. has
Issued a notice to all employes who
own coal stocks to at once dispose of
their holdings or leave the company's
service.
Mr. and Mrs. Longworth were among
the guests at a brilliant reception at
the British foreign office incident to
the official celebration of King Ed
ward’s birthday.
Uradstreet's reports the first six
months of 1900 as the most remark
able half year in the history of the
country in point of volume of business
transacted, with the outlook still rosy.
The orange season for the southern
California growers has been a pros
perous one. While the fruit has been
smaller the prices have been better,
and the total showing when the sea
son ends, August first, is expected
to be ahead of last year.
Not since the killing of James K.
Fisk, Jr., by Edward S. Stokes, over
thirty years ago, has New York been
so shocked and startled as it has been
by the killing of Stanford White by
Harry K. Thaw, which has let loose a
lot of scandalous gossip that will keep
tongues going for many a moon.
John Willis, of Glasgow, Mont., an
old time friend or President Roosevelt,
turned down an invitation to dine at
the White House because he wasn’t
the possessor of a dress suit, and
thought he knew what etiquette de
manded, despite the president's pro
test that he would be welcome in a
suit of buckskin.
Mr3. James Tanner, wife of the com
mander-in-chief of the Grand Army
of the Republic, was killed in an au
tomobile accident at Helena. Mont.,
while accompanying her husband on
his tour of inspection of western
posts.
The French ministry of justice will
recommend that the sentence of three
months' imp.lsonment imposed on
Elliott F. Phepard, of New Y’ork, foi
killing a g,rl with his automobile, be
sides paying a fine and indemnity, b<
reduced ta six weeks.
“IT SAVED MY LIFE”
PRAISE FOR R FAMOUS MEDICINE
Mrs. Willadsen Tells How She Tried Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Just
in Time. _
Mrs. T. C. Willadsen, of Manning,
Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:—
“ I can truly say that you hare saved my
life, and I cannot express my gratitude to
you in words.
m
Afrs T C Wi/ladsen
“ Before I wrote to you, telling you how I
felt, I had doctored for over two years steady
and spent lots of money on medicines besides,
but it all failed to help me. My monthly pe
riods had ceased and I suffered much pain,
with fainting spells, headache, backache and
bearing-down pains, and I was so weak I
could hardly keep around. As a last resort
I decided to write you and try Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound, and I am so
thankful that I did, for after following your
instructions, which you sent me free of all
charge, I became regular and in perfect
health. Had it not been for you I would be
in my grave to-day.
“ I sincerely trust that this letter may lead
every suffering woman in the country to
write you for help as I did.”
When women are troubled with ir
regular or painful periods, weakness,
displacement or ulceration of an organ,
that bearing-down feeling, inflamma
tion, backache, flatulence, general de
bility, indigestion or nervous prostra
tion, they should remember there is
one tried and true remedy. Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound at once
removes such troubles.
No other female medicine inthe world
has received such widespread and un
qualified endorsement. Refuse all sub
stitutes.
For 25 years Mrs.Pinkham, daughter
in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham, has under
her direction, and since her decease,
been advising eiek women free of
charge. Address, Lynn, Mass,
Up to Her.
"I hear you are contemplating mat
rimony, old man,” said Green. , “How
about it?”
“It’s a fact,” replied Brown, “but
the outcome of my contemplation de
pends on the widow’s might.”
“How’s that?” queried Green.
“She might decide to marry me,
and then on the other hand she might
iiot.” answered Brown.— Chicago Daily
News.
TORTURED WITH GRAVEL.
Since Using Doan’s Kidney Pills,
Not a Stone Has Formed.
Capt. S. L. Crute, Adjt. Watts Camp,
U. C. V., Roanoke, Va., says: “I suf
fered a long, long
r^W;.
time with my back,
and felt draggy
and listless and
all the time. I lost
from my usual
weight, 225, to 170.
V rinary passages
were too frequent
and I had to get
up often at night.
I had headaches
and dizzy spells
' also, Dut my worst
suffering was from renal colic. After
I began using Doan’s Kidney Pills I
passed a gravel stone as big as a bean.
Since then I have never had an attack
of gravel, and have picked up to my
former health and weight. I am a well
man, and give Doan's Kidney Pills
credit for it.”
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Modem Dove.
Anxious Father—But do you feel
sure that you can make my daughter
happy?
Calm Youth—I haven’t thought
about that. But I have finally de
cided that she can make me happy.
—Somerville Journal.
What It’s For.
Hunt’s Cure is designed for one pur
pose and only one; that is to cure
promptly and permanently any form
of itching skin trouble known, and
it does so. If it fails your money is
cheerfully refunded, but it does not
fail more than once in a thousand
cases. It’s the best there is.
An Unfinished Course.
“Does your son graduate this
month?”
“Oh, no. He has another year on
the track team."—Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
A Harmless Laxative.
It you must take a laxative, take a harm
less one. Lax-Fos does not gripe, t herefore
does not irritate. Irritation is what does
the harm. Price 50 cents.
There isn't much fun in making love
to a girl if she knows you really mean
it.
Don't spoil your clothes. I’se Red Cross
Ball Blue and keep them white as snow.
All grocers, 5 cents a package.
Many a man’s experience in a buck
et shop has caused him to turn pale
TWICE TOLD TAXES.
In an English court, recently, a
man was fined £2 for contempt of
court., He offered a £ note in pay
ment, but was told by the clerk that
he had no change. “Oh, keep the
change,’’ was the reply; “I’ll take it
out in contempt.’’
A Frenchwoman was complaining
to her husband that he was too much
of a bookworm, that he retired too
often to his study, leaving her to
I spend many evenings alone. "I
I wish,” she ended, plaintively, “that
j I were a book. Then I might always
have your company.” "In that case,
my dear,” the Frenchman answered,
“I’d wish you were an almanac.
Then I could change you once a
I year.”
. Beyond Expression.
G. \V. Farlowe, East Florence, Ala.,
writes:
“For nearly seven years I was af
flicted with a form of skin disease
which caused an almost unbearable
itching. I could neither work, rest
or sleep in peace. Nothing gave me
permanent relief until I tried Hunt’s
Cure. One application relieved me;
one box cured me, and though a year
has passed, I have stayed cured. I
am grateful beyond expression.”
Hunt's Cure is a guaranteed rem
edy for all itching disease of the skin.
Price 50e.
A Kisser’s Boom.
Bill—I see it said that Capt. Rich
mond Pearson Hobson is nursing a
: presidential boom.
Jill-—If the boom could speak to
Hobson, it would probably say: “Kiss
me good-by, and go!”—Yonkers
Statesman.
Superstitious.
The Insurance Field hopes “the third”
conflagration may be escaped, it names
Baltimore and San Francisco and asks
: where next? There is no accounting for
superstition, but let us hope there will be
no ill fated “third” this time. But in any
event, all careful people should be fully
insured, and The Mississippi Home Insur
ance Co. is ready to issue safe policies in
this part of the south. Ask for the agent
i in your town.
Womeii Want Much.
Skoller—Of course, the generic
term “naan” includes the women—
Maryat—Not always.
Skoller—O! yes. You see—
Maryat—Nonsense! For instance,
the sentence, “Man wants but little
here below,” would be ridiculous in
";hat case.—Washington Star.
No Friends Like Old Ones,
Say, don’t you remember what your
father and your mother took for
Chills and Malaria twenty years ago?
It cured them; it will cure you. No
surer or quicker remedy for Chills
was ever put up than Cheatham’s
Chill Tonic. Try it. If it fails, get
your money back.
Her Reason.
“All the while she’s on the ocean
Gladys doesn’t eat any meat.”
“Why?”
“So she won't lose flesh.”
You Don’t Have to Wait.
Every dose makes you feel better. Lax
Fos keeps your whole inside right. Not one
gripe in a full bottle. Sold on the money
back plan everywhere. Price 50 cents.
Thin.
Boarding House Keeper—Will you
have soup to night?
Lodger—No, thanks. I’m off the
water wagon.— Smart Set.
Asher Hinds, parliamentary cleric in
the house of representatives, who
keeps the speaker straight and who Is
the greatest parliamentary sharp In
the country, comes from Maine.
Something like a panic prevails in
British court circles on an intimation
front the shah of Persia that he hopes
to be able to pay England another visit
soon.
Some men would get along much
; faster if they didn't waste so much
'I time telling other people what they
t would do if they had a chance.
FITS, St. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by Dr. Kline's
I (.beat Nerve Restorer. Send ior Free $2/X)
1 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. R. H. Kline,
Ld., 931 and 933 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa
A woman naturally thinks there
must be something lacking in the
mental capacity of a man who refuses
to argue with her.
Good housekeepers use the best. That’s
| why they buy Red Cross Ball Blue. At
leading grocers, 5 cents.
Kelig’on is used as a cloak in some
families, and you may have noticed
that Here is generally a coat of dust
on the family Bible in such homes.
Some men are considered smart be
| cause they are able to talk well, but
! some others are smarter because they
! are able not to talk.
The man who would bring up his
children in the way they should go
will succeed better if he goes that way
himself.__
'I'lie men who talk the loudest about
politics being dirty are the men who
are too lazy to help clean things.
It is seldotrj that revenge is as
sweet as the receipt indicated that U
would be.—Puck.
The competitive system may cause a
great deal of waste, but it develops
many tine human qualities.
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AVbgetable Preparationfor As -
similating the Food andRegula
ting the Stomachs andBowels of
I Nfan ts /Children
Promotes Digestion.Cheorful
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WANTED MORE SNAKES.
As Means of Bringing Sinners to Re
pentance. Minister “Saw They
Were What He Needed.
In a rural town in Michigan lived a
family named Beaver, noted for their
hardihood in all manner of naughti
ness. They were the great torment
of the minister's life. Finally, one
of the boys was bit by a rattlesnake
and sent for him. He found the lad
greatly seared and very penitent.
After some conversation, the reverend
gentleman closed the interview by
prayer.
“O, Lord,” he began, “wc thank thee :
for rattlesnakes. We thank thee that
a rattlesnake has bit .Tim. Send an
other, we pray thee, to bite Tom, and
one to bite ,loe. And, O Lord, send
the biggest kind of a rattlesnake to
bite the old man: tor nothing less than
rattlesnakes will bring this Beaver
family to repentance.”—Metaphysical
Magazine._
Some men would be happy if they
possessed the ability to do others as
others do them.—Chicago Daily News.
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