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BATESVILLE, ARKANSAS
fHE NEWARK JOURNAL
Published Weekly
To Clear the Voice.
This is a simple remedy for clearing
♦ he voice: Granulated sugar and
enough lemon juice to dampen tin
sugar thoroughly. Take a teaspoonful
every hour until the voice improves
Bathe the throat ami chest with cold
water and do not dress the throat toe
warmly when on the street.
Very Pleasant Evening.
Willis—“Did you have a good time
at the Bumps’ last evening?” Lillis—
“Yes. We spent an evening of sin."
Willis—"What do you mean?” Lillis —
“My wife cheated at cards, I lied about
my income, and between us we swiped
their best umbrella.”—Life.
Helps
Sick
Women
TAKE
Cardui, the woman’s
tonic, helped Mrs. Wil
liam Eversole, of Hazel
Patch, Ky. Read what
she writes: “1 had a
general breaking-down
of my health. 1 was in
bed for weeks, unable to
get up. 1 had such a
weakness and dizziness,
., . and the pains were
very severe. A friend
told me 1 had tried every
thing else, why not
Cardui?... I did, and
soon saw It was helping
me ... After 12 bottles,
I am strong and well.”
The Woman’s Tonic
Do you feel weak, diz
zy, worn-out? Is your
lack of good health caused
from any of the com
plaints so common to
women? Then why not
give Cardui a trial? It
should surely do for you
what it has done for so
many thousands of other
women who suffered—it
should help you back to
health.
Ask some lady friend
who has taken Cardui.
She will fell you how It
helped her. Try Cardui.
All Druggists
MAN AT WORK.
“What is tilt- meaning of the <>!‘‘
adage about sawing wood and saying
nothing?" asked the innocent maid.
“It means'that then* is a man on the
job,” replied the dispenser of home
grown philosophy.
“And why could it not refer to a
woman as well us a man?” asked the
i. m.
“Impossible,” answered the local
philosophy dispenser. “If a woman had
to saw wood the world would certainly
hear of it.”
Safety First.
The Cook—Oi’m afther glvln’ yez no
tice thot Ol’m goin’t’ lave, mum.
The Mistress—Why, what’s the trou
ble, Jane? Are you dissatisfied with
your work or your wages?
The Cook—Nayther, mum. Me work
do )>e azy an’ me wages is plenty, but
oi'll not sthand, for so nmnny av thim
dudes a-eallin’ on yur daughter, mum.
The Mistress—But they do not inter
fere* with you, do they?
The Cook—No, mum. But Oi’m
afraid payple will be afther thinkin’
some av thim is a-callin’ on me, Oi
dunno.
HIS COUCH OF EASE.
“Can you remember the last time
you slept in a bed?”
“Well, las' night 1 slop’ in a onion
bed.”
Optimism.
The old world we're living in
Is pretty hard to beat;
Every rose may have its thorn—
But ain’t the roses sweet?
Glad Tidings.
“Madam Zira, the fortune teller,
must have had some good news for
you.”
“Correct.” answered the man who
issued from the mystic portals with a
broad smile on his face. “I own this
shebang and business is so good she
hus leased it from me for another six
months, rent paid in advance.”
Rapid Transit.
llirain—Josiah bet Siras a dollar
that lie could pick up a hornet and
carry it across the street.
Strain—Which won?
Hiram—Well, Josiah got across with
the hornet, but Siras argues that the
hornet lifted him about twenty foot o'
the way.
Turnips and Men.
It is a truth beyond our ken
And yet a truth all men can read;
It is with turnips as with men—
If let alone they go to seed.
Insert Letter “E."
"So you were invited to participate
n a profit-sharing scheme?”
“Yes."
"Ilow did you come out?”
“I discovered that the purpose of
:he scheme was not sharing but shear
hi?”
Under the Century Plant.
Saplelgh Miss Eldrb’ge tells me
that iter family tree is very old.
Miss Knox—Yes; it certainly*is an
-indent chestnut.
WANTED A HANDOUT.
“I suppose," began ttie kind Indy,
before Mr. Husky Ha sheen got n
rlmnee to exercise his voire, “that you
want to chop some wood in exchange
for n square meal, don't you?"
"I’d like ter oblige yer, lady,” replied
the unlaundered hobo, ‘•but it’s bin
more’n twenty years sense I done any
thing like dut sort tiv a stunt.”
“Well," syid the k. 1„ “here’s where
you can practice till you get your hand
in.”
“Nothin’ doin’, lady,” rejoined the
holm. “Wot I want’s is a handout.
See?”
And the kind lady fainted.
Positively Tame.
"Now, this dance number strikes me
as being—er—a trifle too daring for
the average theater audience."
“Where have you been for the past
few years?”
“Oh, around and about.”
“I suspect you’ve been asleep. There
are any number of debutantes present
who consider this dance too slow for
words.”
JUST THE PLACE.
Guide—New, having been through
tlie stereotyping room, we will go into
the make-up department.
The Bride (to the groom)—I’m awful
glad. I’ve been perspiring so in that
other department that I’m sure the
powder must he till in streaks on my
face.
All for Love.
The old front gate no longer moans.
The lovers now sit by the fire;
The old parlor sofa now loudly groans.
And the octal bill climbs up higher.
She Was Suspicious.
The female of the species had just
told the milk peddler that his services
were no longer required.
"Did you find anything wrong with
the milk?” demanded the milk dis
penser.
"Well, not exactly,” confessed the
suspicious female, “hut I noticed a wa
ter mark in the paper on which your
hill was made out, and I’m not taking
any chances.”
Hard-Hearted.
"Why did you abandon your plan to
become a doctor?” asked the motorist.
“I can’t bear to see other people suf
fer,” answered the garage man.
"Unipli! I guess it's all in the point
of view.”
“How is that?”
“I notice you didn’t shed any tears
when you presented me with this hill
for repairs.”
Knew Her Book.
Mrs. Newed—John, tills cookbook
says that celery should be well
bleached.
Newed—Yes, my dear.
Mrs. Newed—-Well, you hail better
stop at tiie corner drug store and get
it bottle of peroxide.
A DIFFERENCE.
Mr. Wilson—Which do you think is
the better talker, he or ids wife?
Mr. Utlson—Do you mean for quality i
sr quantity?
Sickly Children
A child with worms is pale,
cross and unhealthy. Its appe
tite is variable. It starts in the
sleep, and frequently grinds the
teeth when sleeping. A certain
remedy for worms is
White’s Cream
Vermifuge
It destroys the worms and
strengthens the internal organs
that have been weakened by
these pests. Pale, sickly chil
dren pick up quickly and soon
become healthy, active and
cheerful under its excellent
correcting influence. Price 25c.
MEWARK DRUG COMPANY
A Rare Bird.
“Couldn’t stand prosperity, eh?’’
“That was the trouble, poor fellow.”
“Now, that’s the difference between
a man and a woman. Did you ever
hear of a woman who couldn’t stand
prosperity?”
Deacon's Wisdom.
“Nest Sabbath,” said Parson Brown,
"I am going to preach on ‘Economy.’ ”
“That being the case,” rejoined Dea
con Smith, “it behooves us to take up
the collection before the sermon.”
TALKED TOO MUCH.
‘‘I always sez right out what I
thinks.”
“Dut’s no lie, hut youse needn’t over
t’ink yourself on my account. I’m tired
hearin’ yer already.”
His Experience.
Peekem who had loved and won.
Once let this sentence fall:
“ 'TIs better to have loved and lost
Than never to have lost at all."
Won't Burn.
‘‘Do you ever lose your temper?”
“Not often,” answered (lie ultimate
consumer, “hut I would like to lay my
hands on the dealer who sold me five
tons of indestructible coal!”
What He Had Missed.
“Darling,” he said tenderly, “you are
the only girl I ever loved.”
“Well,” she rejoined, “all 1 got to
say is you have missed a lot of fun.”
Just So.
The Maid—Is marriage a failure?
The Grass Widow—Well, I think it
is better to have bossed once than
never to have been married at all.
A Bold Statesman.
“I must say that your congressman
seems to have the courage of his con
victions.”
“How Is that?”
“lie dares to speak a good word now
and then for the capitalists of this
country.”
Enough Said.
“Dad, will you let me have fifty
plunks?”
“Do you mean fifty dollars?”
“Yes, if it's all the same to you.”
"Well, it's all the same to me. You
’an’t have them.”
Music of the Spheres.
Mrs. Dot lush—Don’t you think my
laughter has a heavenly voice?
.Mr. Knox—Well—or—now that you
ipeak of it, there is something un
iarthiy about it.
White Plymouth Rocks
AMD S. C. WHITE LEGHORNS
THE NOTED FISHEL AND RATCLIFFE STRAIN
The Greatest Meat and Egg Producing Breeds.
My yards are made up of very high class birds Eggs
from the choice matings will produce fine chicks.
CHOICE EGGS FOR HATCHING
$1.00 per 15; $2.00 per 30; $3.00 per 50; $6 per 100
The best method of Packing for shipping. Satisfaction
guaranteed. Orders will have my personal care.
C. C. WH1SNANT, Paroquet, Ark
Just Possible.
Were nvn as - lat t - they think,
And women ns sweet as they deem.
Our sojourn on ..is dull old ball
Would be like a midsummer dream.
A Friendly Hint.
“When I was In re ins' week,” said
the restaurant patron, ‘ I was charged
only SO cents for litis outre. Now I set'
it’s marked ;1.”
“That’s right, buss,” answered the
affable waiter. “An’ I advise you to
order it today, i'hure ain’t no tollin’
what it’ll cost you nox’ week."
Real Artist.
“Does fancy work. . Ii? I hate a sissy
young man.”
“Hold i n. He d fancy work with
his feet."
“Oh !”
“Why. that fellow is the highest
priced caliari pi rfortuer we’ve ever
had in tin • parts.”
Busirie:-'. Ups md Downs.
Junior I’artii r A >ur wife called
you up five or six times over the tele
phone this f: ■ II.
Senior Parian! -Huh! That means
she’ll cal! <* an n least a dozen
*lmes toni.1 err.
Try me and see if you can’t buy
more fresh groceries than any place
for the money. Jno. M. Martin.
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911es Cured in 6 to 14 Days
Your druggist will refund money it PAZO
OINTMENT fails to cure anvease of Itching,
i Blind. Bleedin g or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 day s
The first application gives Ease and Rest. 50c.
The Quinine That Does Not Affect The Head
! Because of its tonic and laxative effect, LAXA
i TIVK BROMO QUININE is betterthan ordinary
* Quinine and does not cause nervousness nor
ringing in bead. Remember the full name and
look lor the signature of Pi. W, GROVE. 25c.
PROOF FROM I’OCAOHNT AS
Pocahontas Citizen Speaks out
Publicly
In Pocahontas we find that people
are praising’ Doan’s Kidney Pills as
highly as here in Newark. Being so
near by, this statement of a Poca
hontas resident is of particular in
terest. Newark people will do well to
profit by the experience of J. D.
Walters, mgr., Ozark Telephone Co.,
of Pocohontas, Ark. He says “of all
kindney remedies I have ever used,
Doan’s Kidney Pills are by far the
best. Whenever 1 need a kidney regu
lator I use Doan’s and they give me
prompt relief. 1 am never without a
supply. Others of the family have
taken Doan’s Kidney Pills with good
results, too. We are all pleased to
recommend them.”
Price 50c at all dealers. Don’t
simply ask for a kidney remedy—get
Doan’s Kidney Pills —the same that
Mr. Walters uses. Foster-Milburn
Co., Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y. 3
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Should Be Hardened.
Sappleigh—“It’s un awful thing to
realize that you’ve made an egregious
ass of yourself.” Miss Keen—"Haven’t
you got used to It yet?”
Handicapped.
“Ernest, were you looking through
the keyhole last night at your sister
and me?” “Honest, I wasn't. Mother
was in the way."
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NEWARK, ARKANSAS