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MAN-A-LIN Is An
Excellent Remedy
for Constipation
There are many ailments
directly dependent upon con
stipation, such as biliousness,
discolored and pimpled skin,
inactive liver, dyspepsia, over
worked kidneys and headache.
Remove constipation and
all of these ailments dis
appear.
MAN-A-UH can be relied upon
to produce a gentle action of
the bowels, making pills and
drastic cathartics entirely un
necessary.
A dose or two of Man-a-iin
is advisable in slight febrile
attacks, la grippe, coids and
influenza.
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COLUMBUS, OHIO, U. S. A,
i-icsiuem: i/dEiro s ujnceix,
Many stories have been told of
Cipriano Castro, president of Venezue
la, and of his monumental conceit.
During the Russo-Japanese war the
fall of Port Arthur was being ex
plained to him.
“Pshaw!” he exclaimed. “With 500
Venezuelans 1 could have taken it in
four days.”
“With a thousand, in one day, your
excellency,” said the diplomatic rep
resentative of a European power.
Castro was so pleased at what was
intended to be sarcasm that, it is said,
the diplomat succeeded next day in se
curing satisfaction of a claim that his
government had been vainly pressing
for years.
“Are you going to strike, ms’”
asked the little boy. as he tremblingly
gazed upon the uplifted shingle.
“That's just what I'm going to do.”
“Can t we arbitrate, ina, before you
strike?”
“I am just going to arbitrate,” she
said, as the shingle descended and
raised a cloud of dust from the seat
of a pair of pantaloons—“I am just
going to arbitrate, my son, and this
shingle is the board of arbitration.”
Animal Intelligence in Massachusetts.
John Talbot of Rock Knolls, Mass.,
enjoys the distinction of having a
trained hen that will jump over his
clasped hands, even if held quite high
from the ground. Uncle John trained
the hen himself. A cat is owned by
a Byfield man that will eat raw green
corn, and will even strip down the
husks in the field in an effort to get
the corn.
It's a
Good
Time now
to see what a good “staying”
breakfast can be made without
high-priced
A Little Fruit,
A Dish of Grape-Nuts and Cream,
A Soft-Boiled Egg,
Some Nice, Crisp Toast,
Cup of PGstum Food Coffee.
That’s all, and all very easy of digest
tion and full to the brim witt
nourishment and strength.
REPEAT FOR LUNCHEON OR SUP
PER,
and have a meat and vegetable
dinner either at noon or evening
as you prefer.
We predict for you an increase ir
physical and ■ mental vower.
“There’s a tfeason.”
Bead the "little health classic,” “The Road l(
Wellvjile,” iu pkgu.
No Peace Conference.
TRY
J
HIS PREHISTORIC
MAJESTY
Topics of tho Timos Discussed
in Royal Language
L___
"Dec." said the prehistoric king to
liis surgeon general, whom he had
summoned to his past grand w’orship
t'ul presence, "what's gnawin’ the peo
ple of this realm? What kind of a
bug have they got now, huh?’’
The physician stood a moment be
tween fear and perplexity.
“1 don’t quite comprehend the na
ture of your majesty’s interrogation,’’
be ventured at last to observe.
"‘What’s that? You don't careen to
my George Ade breeze? Yrour balloon
jib don’t fill to my jabber gust, heh?
My advanced-thought air currents pass
over your mental top-gallant, do they?
Well, I'll see if 1 can yank them down
to a level with your bilge-water intel
lect. What I want to know is, what
the dickens ails my people? Half of
’em are so dumnation good that they
give me the saccharine sickness. When
they come into my royal presence they
make me feel as if I had eaten 30
charlotte russes in 30 minutes.
“After four minutes with one of
these human cream puffs the other
day I hustled out to the kitchen for a
dill pickle. Then, on the other hand,
the rest of my people are so thunder
in' bad there's no gettin’ along with
’em at all. Seems as if the very diel
was in ’em and they were glad of it.
To be sure, they’re something of an
improvement on those animated me
ringue puddings that constitute the
other half, but their everlasting ras
cality becomes irksome when you
have to wallow through it eight days
in the week.
"Now, then. Doc, it’s up to you to
peek into the pack and get wise as to
why people ain't built on less monot
onous lines. Why did I pay 75 hard
earned bucks to run up through a med
ical college in GO days and buy you a
diploma printed in a dead and buried
language? What do I give you your
clothes and keep for if it ain't to have
you cure me of that tired feeling my
ornery subjects give me?
"Do you savvy what I’m driving at?
I want you to get a spurt on you and
find out how to make folks sort up a
little evener; and I’m in a hurry about
It, too.”
"I think I perceive,” said the physi
cian, backing to the doorway, where
he gracefuly salaamed.
Thereupon his majesty kicked him
out and slammed the door, the while
he chuckled merrily to himself for
that he had performed an exceeding
meritorious pun.
The next day the surgeon begged
audience of the king, saying that he
had diagnosed the case of the people
and was prepared to make his report.
"Let ’er flicker," the king command
ed, seating himself upon the arm of
his throne and drawing his purple robe
about his bare legs, for the spring was
shy and backward that year.
"Your majesty,” the physician b&
gan, "1 find the diathetic conditions of
your people to be both pathological
and—”
“Come off,” the king interrupted.
“You talk like a subway engineer.
Who knows what the deuce it means?”
"I find,” the doctor began again,
“that the trouble with your people is
in their blood. Some of them have
only white corpuscles, and this makes
them rather too good, while the rest
have only red corpuscles, which makes
them rather too bad. If 1 may venture
a suggestion, your majesty—”
"Hold on! Do you venture it as a
physician or as a member of the board
of estimate?”
"As a physician, your majesty.”
“Very well, then; go ahead.”
“1 would suggest that you Issue a
royal ukase commanding the good and
the bad people of the realm to inter
marry. This would bring about a com
mingling of the two kinds of blood,
and in a few generations you would
have a race in which good and bad
would be pretty evenly distributed in
each individual.”
"There you go,” shouted the .king.
“I was afraid you were going to talk
like a board member. D'ye think I'm
going to wait several generations for
this new order of things? D'ye think
I'm goin' to deal four aces to posterity
and take a pair o’ deuces for myself?
Not much. Mary Ann, I'm out for the
Joyous Now with a cap N. Me for the
gladsome present, the fleeting Already
Y'et. Look here! You trot out your
contraptions for bleeding folks and get
busy. Just draw half the blood out
of the good people and half out of the
bad people, and swap ’em over, savvy?
I want you to pump half white blood
into the strenuous ones and half red
blood into the mollycoddles, and strike
and average. See?”
"But both sides will object to that,
your majesty.”
“Let ’em object. If you’re so mealy
about it you can stick up signs in the
street, telling ’em it ain't your doings.
Lay it off on me if you like, but get a
go on you and do business. Clear out
o’ here!”
When the surgeon general had hus
tled out to do the blood swapping, the
king leaned hack in his throne and
laughed long and loud.
"By Jiminy!” he chuckled, when he
could control his risibles. "Won’t that
be a boss on posterity? When they
find themselves all mixed up, every
! fellow having some good and some bad
| iu him, won't they sit up nights won
dering how it came about? And the
best of it is, these are prehistoric
1 times, so the blooming historians can’t
: ever give the snap away.”
After which the king sat long in
pleased contemplation of the responsi
| bilities he escaped by living before
history began.
Puzzled.
The bard from the city had sold suf
ficient verses to spend a week in a
rural boarding house. Waving off the
swarms of June bugs and mosquitoes,
the bard sat penning his lines by the
yellow light of a kerosene lamp.
“How I love this madrigal!” he
mused to himself.
The horny-handed farmer, who sat
greasing his boots, looked up in sur
prise.
“Gracious!” he drawled. “Where is
she?”
“Who?” asked the astonished bard.
“Why, the gal yeou just said yeou
loved.” __
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Hunt’s Cure is a guaranteed remedy
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An Inherited Tendency.
A Cleveland society woman gave a
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aged six. To add to the pleasure of
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in the form of a hen and ten chickens.
Each child was allowed to select his
chicken as it was served. Finally she
came to the son of a prominent poli
tician.
“Which chicky will you have, Ber
tie?” she asked.
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Horrible Example.
“My dear,” said Mrs. Strongmlnd, "I
want you to accompany me to the
town hall to-morrow evening.”
“What for?” queried the meek and
lowly other half of the combine.
“I am to lecture on the ‘Dark Side
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“and 1 want you to sit on the plat
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The Motor Face.
A few days ago a well-known per
sonage was motoring in Derbyshire
when a policeman stopped him, relates
the London Tattler.
“You’ll have to take off that mask,”
said the officer, “it’s frightening every
one who sees it.”
“But I’m not wearing one,” ex
plained the unfortunate offender.
Do You Itch?
If so, you know the sensation is not
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Of the Cabbage Patch.
Cigar Maker—Here’s a new cigar
I've just been putting up and I haven’t
any name for it. Suppose you suggest
one.
Friend (after smoking it)—They’re
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this “Mrs. Wiggs?”
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During a thunderstorm near Glas
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Deer are relatively plenty in vari
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The situation that has not its duty,
Its ideal, was never yet occupied by
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New York’s Growth.
Puilders in New York city inrest
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nerves,
It Is perfectly natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when the «
res, joints and bones are throbbing and twitching with th» • CH
Rheumatism the sufferer is apt to turn to the liniment bottle or ~ ^ains
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than skin deep—it is rooted and grounded in the blood and , -
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blood br r*-y\Axi
the accumulation in the system of refuse matter which the *>7
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