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"The plaintiff," she replied.
"I know," said his honor, "but what
attorney do yon represent?"
"I am the attorney myself," she re
piled.
The Judge blushed, while Bob
frowned.
"And are yon ready for trial?" asked
the judge.
"Yes, sir," &a>d Marton.
"Then I sha!i take this ease np Iro
mediately after tee call of ihe caleu
dar," he announced. "That will be In
about ten minutes."
The ten minutes soon passed, and
Ed. with a wink that embraced the
entire courtroom, administered the
oath to Susan Ronvalinka. There
upon Marlon rose to her feet and tried
to remember all she bad learned In
moot court days at law school.
"Where do you reside?" she asked.
"One moment." Rob said. "Now, If
the court please. I move to dismiss this
action on tho ground that a bill of par
ticulars was demanded on tile return
day, and none has been Hied."
"Why, Bob!" Marion exclaimed. "1
told you at dinner last week"—
"Dinners areu't bills of particulars,"
said Bob in a swift aside to Marlon, as
the Judge ran hastily through the pa
pers.
'The complaint Is written and veri
fied, and your client was served with a
copy of it," said the Judge. "I'll deny
your motion. Proceed, madam."
"First blood for Marlon," Bob mur
mured.
The attorney for the plaintiff tossed
her head.
| "Where do yon live?" sbe repeated to
the witness.
It was the conventional first question,
but Susan declined to make the con
ventional first answer.
"Me?" she exclaimed "Why. Mis'
Billington, you ain't mean ter tell me
you don't know where I live?"
"Move to strike out the nn^'ver
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unresponsive,'1" Sob" snapped", and" the
"I am tho attornoy mytelf," she roplied.
entire courtroom broke Into a loud
guffaw.
"Witness must answer the question,"
the Judge said gravely. ""Where do you
liver
"I live with Mis' Billlngton, sure,"
Susan replied, "at 2076 West End ave
nue."
"Do you know tho defendant!" Ma
rlon asked, this being the second con
ventional question.
Again Susan made an unconventional
answer.
"Why, Mis' Billlngton," she exclaim
ed Indignantly, "wot's de matter wit
you? Ain't I told you all about dat
lady? Sure. I know her."
Again the courtroom guffawed and
Marlon's cheeks flamed anew.
"Move to strike out all the answer,"
said Bob calmly, "except the words:
"Sure, I know her.'"
"8trlke It out" said the Judge.
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lnatlon of" Susati was conducted In 'a
perfect storm of langhter from the an
dltors and paper weight hangings from
Ed, who waa denting the rail In on ef
fort to preserve order. Aa for Bob, he
objected to the form of almost every
question and was sustained each time,
while he moved to strike out every
other answer, with the like result
Consequently it was almost noon bo
fore he rose to commence his cross ex
amination of Miss rConvallnka.
"Now, Susie," he began, "you're not
used to working for private families,
are you?"
"Sure I am sol" Susan replied, with
asperity. "I always work by privato
families."
"As a matter of fact, Mrs. Schnlts
kept a boarding house, didn't she?" he
asked pleasantly.
"Positively not"
"Well, it was a place where they car
ried on a business, wasn't itr
"What you meant" Bnaan asked
"Carry on a business?"
"Why, Mrs. Sehultz had some sort of
business—some sort of dressmaking
business—there, didn't she?"
"Positively not!"
"Well, then, Mrs. Schulti Is a widow
who works for her own living, Isn't
she?" Bob went on.
"No, sir," Susan answered. "Mrs.
Schultz, she a married lady. She not
work for her living. She not work for
nobody. She never stir a hand to help
her girls. No, sir!"
"Then," Bob asked, "where did she
get the money to keep up her house?
Who gave it to her?"
"Why, Mr. Schnltz, sure!" cried Susan
triumphantly. "He gives her lota of
money. He got good business down
town. Why she no pay me I don't
know."
"That's all," mid Bob aa he nt
down. ,
"Have yon any more witnesses to
call, madam?" the Judge asked Marlon,
Marlon shook her head. She waa too
choked np for speech.
"Then that la your ease?" the Judge
went on.
"Yes, sir," Marlon croaked.
"Now, proceed rapidly, If yon please,
Mr. Blllington," the Judge said. "This
action baa taken up too muah of tbe
court's time already. Call yoor wit
nesses, pleasa"
"My witness has Just tea tilled," said
Bob. "Now, if your honor pleaset I
move to dismiss the complaint upon
the ground that It appears by plain
tiffs own testimony that the defend
ant is a married woman, living with
end supported by her husband. She Is
not engaged In any dressmaking or
boarding house business, nor was tbs
plaintiff employed by her in a business
capacity, or for business purposes.
Therefore, the husband of the defend
ant is liable for the plaintiff's wages,
and my friend on the other side ought
to have brought her action against Mr.
Schultz, and not against Mrs. Bchults."
The Judge tied up all the papers to
gether.
"I quite agree with yon, Mr. BilHnff
ton," he said. "The complaint Is dis
missed."
"With costs. If your honor please7"
Bob asked
(Continued tomorrow) *.
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