Charley Chaplin's Comic Capers
EHe Emulates the Frisky Cowboys
Copyright, 1915, by Keelsy-Handy Syndicate.
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er cynically and sort of gave me the
laugh, but said that they -would
not seriously object to my.getting
inything I could from the road
sonuuission, feeling quite certain I
wouldn't get anything. Thus in duo
time the memorial passed and was!
submitted to the road commission
together with all the letters and
petitions and data that I had been
iollectiug during the session on
ilje road and trail question.
At the close of the legislative ses
>iou the members from this division
tgreed that as there was only
f 11,500 available foT this division
it would be be6t to expend it all on
:h«» Charcoal Point road, as there
>vas not enough to divide among
;he different orojects to accomplish
iny good. They also unanimously
ianctioued the suit to enjoin the
•rcasurer froon paying out any mo«
;v frotn the forest fund except to
he Fits; division. Thero could
)e no question about the First di
vision being entitled to less than
>ne-fourth of tho fund and it
vould be silly for anyone to con
end otherwise. Thero had been a
uovision inserted into the law by
Representative Shoup that in case
mv parts or sections should bo
'old, it did not invalidate the re
nainder, and this protected the
Charcoal Point road in any event.
Colonel Richardson was met at
votcbikan while on his way north
>y Mayor Beegle, Representative
ieckman and a number of promin
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ent citizens and myself and the
facts In the matter laid before him,
and I laid before him all the data
I had collected during the legisla
tive session.
The Alaska road commission has
agroed to expend $30,000 in the di
vision on the various roads and
trails this year, and the Charcoal
Point road will be built by the $11,
505 derived from the one fourth of
the forest fund under the road su
pervisor appointed by tho legisla
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Pur'ng the past the placer gold
miners and the dog-team men have
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ka, both fn tile territory and the
states finl Washington, D. C. Nine
hundred and ninety people in every
thousand in the states, if they can
tell you anything about Alaska at
all. will describe it as it is around
Nome or Fairbanks. There are
good politicians and good advertis
ers in the second and fourth di
visions and a good many of them
look with disdain upon tho Island
Emuire if the first division. But
the first divison is a part of Alas
ka and a very important part. It
has afforded most of the permanent
population and paid most of the
bills of the territory and the time
has arrived when it must be taken
into consideration. The people of
this division are roady to assert
themselves and they must be grant
ed what their commerce and in
dustry anl importance justly en
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By MONTAGUE GLASS
IV.—THE TRAIL OF
THE SILK
[Copyright. The Franks A. Munsey Co.]
(Continuod from last issue)
"That's* what 1 said." Abe mumbled
sulkily. "Barney Greenberg too. He
gets fired along with Plncus Rifkln.
You could take It from me."
"Oh, no. he don't!" said Max. "Oh,
no, Ue don't! Steal in' a bolt of blue
silk wot costs ?2t! Is grand larceny, and
It rests \vi»l me whether or not you go
up for dls. See?"
Abe stared at him in stolid misery.
"Wake up!" -Max cried, poking him
In the ribs with his billy. "D'yer un
derstand de proposition?"
Abe nodded slowly.
"Peu come on, both of youse," said
Max, nnd once more the trio faced the
sergeant
lie was now flanked by a stout, peak
browed person, whose most salient
features were a curled mustache and a
diamond breastpin. In consideration
of a ten dollar bill from Abe the peak
browed person furnished ball in the
penalty of $500 to insure Mr. Potash's
appearance in the Essex Market police
court that afternoon to answer to the
charge of violating a corporation ordi
nance.
"And now get out of here, all of
you," said the sergeant after the trans
action was complete.
Abe lost no time in making for the
door, but Aaron lingered.
"Meln sllllk," he said, with a con
ciliating smile. "Please, mister!"
"What silk?" cried tho sergeant "1
alnlt-seen no silk."
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"Blue sillTk,55~sald Aaron, showing no
disposition to leave.
"Officer," thundered the sergeant,
"put this man out!"
Max grabbed the shrinking Aaron by
the collar a i*l rushed him to the door.
Then with one mighty kick he pro
pelled him to the gutter.
"Give dat to your brudder Pincus,"
he called after him, "and tell him It
was from me!"
Several days elapsed before the cloak
and suit establishment of Potash &
I'erlmutter assumed its normal hive
like activity. Barney Greenberg again
held sway over the twenty-odd opera
tors, with the perfect discipline that
Is engendered of one's brother being a
policeman, for the whole story of Abe's
adventure on the east side had leaked
out, and not a man of all Potash &
rerlmutter's employees but knew that
Abe's discolored eyes resulted from the
prowess of Barney's brother, the po
liceman.
As for Abe, after he paid a line of
$50 in the police court, he went home
to bed and stayed there for two days.
During the next week the skin around
his eyes varied ''hnmeleou-like in tones
of purple, plum color and green, until
it gradually faded to a smoky brown,
which bade fair to last for months.
Morris viewed these badges of his
partner's misfortune with marked dis
approval.
"Ain't 1 tolil you, Abe," he said for the
twentieth time, "you should forget
about that silk and get down to busi
ness? We not only lost the silk, but
you lost two days from the store, and
$10 you bad to pay that loafer what
bailed you out Also you pay $50 by
the court for nothing, and now Rlf
kin's brother says you should pay him
$25 for iiis silk which you took and
w hich he ain't never got from the sta
tion house yet"
"I'll pay him $25, Mawruss!" Abe re
plied with ironic emphasis. "Walt till
I get a chance at that sucker. I'll fix
him, that thief!"
Morris shrugged impatiently.
"Schmoo-es, Abe!" he broke in. "You
ain't got no proof that he stole the
silk."
1 m surprised to henr yon, Mawruss,
you should talk that way," said Abe,
"after all the trouble what I got in. If
he ain't took that silk, who did took it?
I suppose I took It, Mawruss, or may
be I gave it away as a present—what?"
Miss Cohen, the bookkeeper, poked
her head into the show room doorway.
"Murray, the packing box man, wants
to see you," she said.
"That's another robber for you, Maw
russ," said Abe. "Two weeks ago al
ready I sold him a dozen empty pack
ing cases from the cutting room while
you and Barney was out to lunch, and
he ain't sent us a check yet I suppose
he comes around now to claim deduc
tions. Tell him to come in, Miss
Cohen."
Two minutes later a short red faced
man entered, bearing a large parcel
wrapped in brown paper.
"Good morning, gentlemen," he said.
Then for the first time his eye rested
on Abe's discolored face. "Well, well,"
he went on, "I see you was to a wed
din' lately. I been to some rousln' old
weddin's when I was a lad. Many a
good crack I got at a weddln' myself.
Although maybe it was a wake you
was at?"
"I don't know what you're talking
about," Abe growled, "but If you mean
I got a couple blue eyes I may as well
tell you 1 got 'em for not minding my
own business, Murray. And anyhow,
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