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to build a new home for the state's criminals Wnnli-n Osborne Is shown on the right
RUBE MARQUARD HAS A
REMARKABLE REGORB
Ribe Marquard, crack left handed
pitcher of the New York Giants, who
recently pitched a no hit game against
Brooklyn, has broken more records In
baseball than any other two pitchers
pet together. From the time McGraw
paid $11,000 for the Rube, the highest
prlca eTer paid for a ball player up to
that time, the Rube has proceeded mer
rily on hla way busting and tearing rec
ords apart
Jumping from a rookie to a star In
1011, the Rube led the National league
pitcher* In his first year as a regular,
winning twenty-four games and losing
MTen, for a percentage of .774. In
1913 ho tied the world's pitching record
and broke all modern pitching records
by linking together nineteen victories
without a break. In this winning
streak Brooklyn was the first and nine
teenth victim.
Last July Marquard defeated Pitts
burgh in a tweDty-one inning game, the
longest contest ever fought In the Na
tional league. Later Rube lost twelve
straight games, the longest losing
•treak any Giant pitcher has sustain
ed since McGraw lifted the Giants into
tbe first division In 1903. Now the
Rube has crowned his string of records
by breaking Into the no hit class in his
first game of the season. Marquard's
nearest approach to a no hit game prior
to this one was pitched In 1011, when
he held St Louis hitless until the late
Innings, when Rube Ellis hit bim for a
single.
RUCKER IN GOOD FORM.
Brooklyn's Star Left Hander Expects
to Have Big Season on Slab.
G. Nap Rucker, Brooklyn's star left
handed twlrler. Is showing good form
thu year. Rucker, undoubtedly one of
tbo greatest pitchers the game has ever
known, is by many considered almost
a martyr in his profession.
It has frequently been mentioned
with regret that of all the great stars
Lajoie was the only one who never got
Into a world's scries. But, If anything.
Rocker's case is deserving of even
more sympathy. Though not near as
Photo by American Press Association.
(TAP BUCKKR, BROOKLYN'S STAR PITCHER
long In the game as Lajoie, the Brook
lyn Nap has never even felt the thrill
of the first division.
While managing Cleveland Lajoie
onca lost out the pennant by two
points, and by far the greater part of
his career has been spent with first di
vision teams.
Rucker, faithful servaut, has just
been forced to plod along, year in and
year out, without even Inhaling the air
ibove the baseball equator, the .500
nark. But perhaps this Is the big year
for the two Naps—I.ajoie and Rnclser.
Two Infield Finds of Spring.
The great infield finds of the spring
are apparently Third Baseman Sehnlz
o£ the Brooklyn Dodgers and Short
stop Davy Bancroft of the Phillies.
Age is Not the Cause
of your hair falling out. It is the con
dition of your scalp.
"93"
Hair Tonic
will destroy the germ which is the cause
of this trouble. 50 cents a bottle.
Wm. Britt.
Cm BY A LAUGH
It Was a Hearty One and Better
Than a Dose of Medicine.
A STORY ABOUT A LECTURE.
It Ought to Have Been Funny and
Seemed at the Time to Bo Funny and
Yet Afterward There Was Grave
Doubt as to Whether It Was or Not.
"What's your hook?" Squire Dumout
nskeil of a neighbor as they sat wait
ing their turn In the village barber
shop.
" 'Innocents Abroad,' by Mark Twain,"
was tile reply. "I just got it out of
the library. I suppose you would call
It pretty light reading."
"You needn't be a bit ashamed of It,
Mr. Plnkham." said the squire, heart
ily. "It's a book that has done a lot
of good. It has made thousands of peo
ple laugh, and si good laugh Is often
better than a dose of medicine."
"I've seen that proved." said Mr.
Finkham. "I went to hear Mark
Twain lecture once." he added, with
a reminiscent chuckle.
"You don't say so!" exclaimed the
squire. "I never bad that pleasure
myself. It must have been a great
"Yes, it was. I'm n groat admirer
of Mail: Twain and have boon for
years. I bad always wanted to see and
bear him. and when 1 saw in a Tort
land p:i|>er that he was to lecture there
on a certain evening ll came over me
that that was my lime to go. and hear
him.
"I bad Just lost a lawsuit, and my
wife was away from home with a sick
sister. I was pretty blue and lone
some and felt the need of being cheer
ed up.
"I tool; the afternoon train, calculat
ing to get to my cousin Jim's in time
for supper and then go to the lecture.
But. as iuck, would have It, a freight
train had been wrecked near Bruns
wick, and we never got into Portland
until S o'clock. However, I hurried to
the hall and paid my way in and got a
good seat right up in frout I had
missed some of the lecture, but I was
thankful to set what was left It
wasn't so uinch what he said, though,
as the way he said it that tickled me.
I laughed more that night than I had
for a year.
"Well, after the leclure was over I
made my way to my cousin Jim's. lie
has means, and they live In some style,
but 1 got a cordial welcome, dlara,
his wife, told nie that I couldn't see
Jim that night. He was poorly, and
she was a good deal worried aliout hiin.
Rut while we were talking lie found
out I was there and sent for me to
come to his room. I never saw any
one more in the dumps than he was. 1
guess lie complained steady for as much
as half an hour, lie was n very sick
man. lie didn't relish his victuals, and
what he did eat distressed him. Xicht
after night ho got hardly a wink of
sleep, and nothing interested him any
more. Moreover, what the Soctor gave
bim didn't do a mite of good. It was
pitiful to hear him go on. Finally ho
asked me how 1 happened to be In
Portland.
"'So yon rame up to hear Mark
Twain?' says he. and his face bright
ened tip. 'I>id you like him?' says he,
and 1 saitl. 'Of course I did."
" Wow tell me honestly,' says he,
•was that lee-lure as funny as you ex
pected?"
" 'Well.' says I. 'it was funny, of
course, and I guess when I have had
a chance to think II over It will seem
funnier. But there were parts of it
that didn't r-oem so dreadful funny.'
"Then all at once Jim fell back In
his chair ami began to choke, r.nd for
a minute 1 was scared. As soon as he
pnnH siw!; In, 'That wasn't Mark
I
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! Twain that you heard. -> rie lectured
| here last week. What you heard.' says
he, 'was a lecture on the poetry of
j Robert Browning by Professor'— 1
forget now what Jim called his name.
I Then he took to laughing again, and
I thought he'd never stop.
"After that Jim wanted to know how
the people near me took ray laughing
so much at tbo lecture, aud when 1 re
membered that some of 'em did scowl
a little he went ofT again.
"Well, naturally I felt a little cheap,
but afterward I wasn't sorry. The
next morning Jim said he had had his
first good night's rest for a month, and
he really made out quite a breakfast
About a fortnight after that I got a
letter from- him saying that he was
feeling quite like himself again.
"I don't know as my visit had a thing
to do with It, but I've always felt as If
It did. In that case It goes to prove
what you said, squire, that a good
laugh Is. sometimes better than n dose
of medicine."—Youth's Companion.
Hard to Keep Up.
"Fond of reading, are you?"
"Yes."
"Read all Shakespeare's works, I
suppose?"
"I don't know whether I've read his
latest or not. So much stuff coming
out those days!"—Louisville Courier
Journal.
Keeping Wifey Dressed.
".Money isn't everything."
"Ko; there are ways of getting along
Take my case, for instance. I married
into « family where there Is a dress
maker. Yon have no idea what a heir
that is."—Kansas City Journal.
It's a good thing to know when t<
stop, but quita another thing to take
advantage of your knowledge.—New
Fork Times.
Aluminium In Glass Etching.
it has been found by a Swiss cbem
1st tbat designs sketched on glass 01
porcelain with a pencil made of aluinin
iuui will become etcbed on the mate
rial when treated with hydrochloric
acid. Before the operation is attempt
ed. however, it is necessary that every
vestige of grease or oil be removed
from the working surface by nibbing ii
thoroughly with chalk, in case a de
sign is burnished instead of etched Ii
is said it bears a close resemblance to
Inlaid silver.—fooular Mechanics.
SECRET OF LIVING.
If we can only come back to na
ture together every year and con- I
sider the (lowers and the birds and j
confess our faults and oui mistakes
under the silent stars and hear the
nver murmuring in absolution we
shall die young even though we live
long, and we snail have a treasure
of memories which will' be like the
twin flower, a double blossom on a
single stem, and carry with us into
the unseen world something which
will make it worth while to be im
mortal.—Henry van Dyke. . _
"Gee, but that feels good!"
After Shave
Luxury
Counteracts that dis
agreeable soapy feel
ing after shaving.
Aniittptic, Cooling and Healing
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Whitehorse
Kluane Stage
Line
The Royal Mail Stage
leaves vVhitehorne the
fourth of every month
for Klu me and way
points and also on the
seventeenth of every
month for.Cham i-aigne
Passengers and Freight sol
icited, Rates Reasonable
and the Service First Class.
~~H. CHAMBERS, Prop"
OFFICE
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MANUFACTURING
JEWELER
WATCHES
AND CLOCKS
Curios, Ivory Carvings
Indian Baskets
China and Cut Glass
Official Watck inspector for the
W. P. & Y. Route
Mail Order* given prompt care
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—: WE PAY
HIGH ■ PRICES
FOR FINE FURS
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Percey's Fur House
Oihkoth, - Wuconiin
tHU 8KAOWAY
Pioneer Dairy
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THE SAHlIflRY MILK BUNCH
The largest and beat con
duct^ dclry la Ateaka.
Dally •hlpmenta of pure
milk &>d cream to all polata
os White Paea k. Yukoa
Route.
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Sailing Date* and Steamer Sub
ject to Change Without Notice
Juaeau-Sitka Riate
Leaceg Juneau for Douglas, Fua
t Hoonah, Gypsum, Tanakee, 1
KJHIbdoo, Chatham and Sitka
EVFUV WEDNESDAY AT 12:01,
« in.
J I I ! l I ) < I { / 11 ) 1'5
Lear<* Skagway for Haines, El
drei Hock, Comet, Jualln, Senti*- j
el Islaud, Eagl« ttiTer, Douglan i
and Juneau.
EVEKY SUNDAY AT 12:01 a. nt.j
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arc essential to htalthy s>rdwth- j
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