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The price of unions Is enough to
take one's breath away
Some homes have so much Jazz the
buby cries like a saxophone.
The law may fall, but light shoe*
carry their own punishment.
Most of the things that are home
made these ilavs are sold In stores.
There Is nothing In the price of lum
ber to cvntirui that It was ever cut
down.
Cntll the secret stop Is put on the
radio phone It cannot be used for lov
ers' alibis.
Japan's renewed activities In Si
beria are Inclined to make tlrnt coun
try Japaneasy.
Does the speaker who says 1924 wlU
be women's year mean that It Is di
visible by four?
Persia has a slim chance to be
peaceful; more oil wells have been
discovered there.
The girls refuse to lengthen their
skirts; another proof that luxuries are
not coming down.
In this age of shilly-shallying about
the only people who stick to their guns
are the bandits.
Too many have an Idea that uplift
ing the people and holding them up
are synonymous.
The next American army of occupa
tion that goes to Europe, likely as not,
will be sent C. O. D.
A friend is a fellow who says he
has stopped smoking cigarettes, but
only stops buylDg them.
One way to tench the small boy
arithmetic Is let him figure how many
hours until school ts out.
The offlclul status of many married
men when their wives are out of the
house Is speaker pro tem.
A proof of civilization: Our cows
are milked by machinery and human
beings by the itching palui.
Eliminating the "obey" from the
marriage ceremony Is another attempt
to make theory tit the facts.
All red-headed girls, says a Chi
cago professor, are bowlegged. That's
what makes them rod-headed.
Now Is the time when a lot of home
garde-.ers are rubbing their ba>'ks and
hoping that the seed wou't come up.
If Japj>n had really evacuated Si
beria when she tlrst said she would,
she would have saved herself trouble.
"One Car Knocks Hlra Down: Other
Runs Over llim"—Headline. Great
Scott! Are they hunting in pairs now?
A boy's childhood Is over when he
has developed to the point where he
would rather kiss a girl than to kiss
his dog.
RndtO has given a great Impetus to
"listfiiln' In." but It will not be long
until the listener will soon want to do
all the talking.
Screams of 1 woman frightened hurv
flits away from a meal market. Tim
woman Is believed to have Just priced
the round steak.
Advertising writers state that
"knickers are paining new followers."
Sure they are—and. consequently,
more wearers, too.
A psychologist wants to know why
widows are so attractive to men. If
lie di-es not know, he does not know
enough to be told.
Claiming that a dentist left one of
his Instruments In his lung, a patient
Is suing for $25,000. Can't cough, but
wants the dentist to.
It must be a shook for a bohhed
haln'd girl to meet her tresses coming
down the street "switched" to some
other person's head.
Any father who has Just married
off his daughter In handsome style
knov « why King fieorge Is offering his
private yacht for suits. ' _
The radio shops certainly radiate
prosperity these days.
The farmer's troubles are passing
and It's not passing the buck, either
Sometimes we wonder why a popu
lar government Is so unpopular.
Some happy towns are reporting eggs
at the lowest prices !n a decade.
South Africa seems to have been
bitten by something worse than tii*
tsetse fly.
If Europeans will settle up we may
think more of making America a placa
to settle tu.
If It stays here long enough the ex
perts will be correct In saying that
Jazz Is dying.
For the average rann. "to have and
to hold" Is a tough Job when he trie#
It on bootleg hootch.
In spite of the radio'* popularity,
It Is doubtful If It ever will displace
over-the-fence gossip.
It must keep some of the candidates
busy buying hats since they throw them
Into the ring so often.
Oarswomen at Oxford are to wear
bloomers, and old Tom Brown never
saw anything like that.
Since the radio, the family no longer
nnif out of the ho-ise to hear the ban-l.
The band ruQS In'.o the house.
Prof Joshl of India says American
girls are "real hypnotists." But maybe
he Is only living up to his name.
Lenin will be tempted never to for
give tlie United States for not attend
ing his cvutfag-out party at Genoa.
There nre lO.UOO lepers In Russia,
but they are not the most dangerous
of the Russian people, by any iiieani.
The Department of Agriculture has
Issued a leaflet on "How to Tan a
Hide." Every boy knows thut dad
knows.
A British savant now In America
says a trip to the moon is no longer
absurd. But the arrlvee's condition
may be.
Before lending any more money to
Europe this nation wants to be as
sured that It will not be spent for a
new war.
If there Is really a paleozoic mon
ster In Patagonia It would better re
main hidden or It will be drafted for
the tnovies.
This generation should see that the
new lingo for airmen is not burdened
with ten letter words like automobile
and locomotive.
The discovery of a pink plesiosaur
with green wings and purple ears indi
cates thai down in Patagonia they
have bootleggers, too.
One reason why eggs are so plenti
ful la thut it takes an Imaginative
man to get a thrill out of throwing
them at a screen actor.
The war Is blamed on the crime
wave and the crime wave Is blamed
on the war. but which was the egg
and which the chicken?
Popocatepetl continues to erupt, but
since Villa showed what he could do
no uiere volcano need try to attract
atteutlou In Mexico.
So far. according to some of the
critics, the only thing that has blown
into China through the open door has
been a sleeping d>"'.ught.
A bellboy who has bought a farm
with the tips he received explulns "I
saved my money." But what If tli#
tippers hud saved theirs?
For a good specimen of much In
little, have you noticed the ordinary
telephone cable that carries 2.400
separately insulated wires?
Hawaiian hula-hula dancers blushed
when they saw some imported Ameri
can films. Don't blame them—but
how does a Hawaiian blush?
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NOT A PROFITABLE FAMILV
"So you've lost that family you'v»
been attending for. several years," said
one doctor to another.
"Yes," he replied, "they've changed
over to Doctor Green. "But I'm Just
as pleased."
"Weren't they good pay?"
"Oh, they paid their Utile bill reg
ularly enough, but there wasn't on*
among 'em who would ever consent
to have an operation."—Detroit Free
Press.
Worth Knowing.
"My dear," said Mr. Blbbles, "I don't
want to object to your friends, but
Mrs. Wopplt !b quite Impossible."
"I thought so, too, before I got well
acquainted with her," replied Mrs.
Blhbles, "but she Is reully quite a
charming woman, and she tells me Mr.
Wopplt Is an expert In making home
brew."
"Well. well. I guess we ought to
be neighborly. We'll run over to
gether this evening and ask how they
are."
On Duty.
"Some of those street beggars are
pathetic looking objects."
"Not more pathetic looking than the
men who hang about the entrances to
auditoriums and wait to escort their
wives home from highbrow lecture*.
| The way those unfortunates pace the
! sidewalks, stare at electric signs, read
| last week's lithographs on the bill
• boards and chew meditative cigars
I would melt a heart of stone."
CUPIDITY FINDS A WAY
She—The mm I marry must
have a fortune equal to mine.
He—That's easily flxed. Make
over halt of yours to me.
Never.
The dietitian's broth came In.
I gave a whoop.
"Mother made nothing quite so thin
And called It •soup'."
Lesson In Business.
•Top I"
"Yea, my son."
"What Is u gardener?"
"A gardener Is » man who raises a
vfe>v things, my boy."
"And what Is a farmer?"
"A man who raises a lot of things."
"Well, what Is a mlddleuiuu, p«l>?"
"Why, he's a fellow who raises ev
erything, my son."
The Living Present.
"Your name," exclaimed the admir
ing constituent, "will echo down the
j corridors of time."
I "I don't demand that much," said
I Senator Sorghum, much affected. "All
II ask Is that my services may he
i considered sufficiently worthy to keep
my name mentioned In the various po
litical conventions."
Reducing His Ego.
"What's the cause of this traffic pod- |
gestlon?" I
"A man who Is the power In the
community Is having an argument with
a traffic policeman."
"Getting any results?"
"Yes. He doesn't know It now. hut
the experience Is doing him a lot of
good."
Family Economy.
"So yon are going to have yonr hoy
study law?"
"Yes," answered Farmer Oorntossel.
"Josh Is always get tin' Into some kind
o' trouble and Instead of hiring law
yers for him I might as well teach
him to perteet his ownself."
SHARING THE HONORS. j
Visitor—So yo® are solne to Bpe&lc I
a piece In school?
Bobbyw-N'o; only %. piece of a
piece. I'm in a dialogue.
The World's Show.
» 1 wish that taxes they would cut
Vntil the lot were ended
I'd like to be a deadhead. But
The free list Is suspended.
The Modern Idee'.
"The man who Is always ready to
seize au opportunity Is great."
"Yes but the man who can seize
what somebody else has made out of
an opportunity Is greater."
strictly Biz.
"Pnrty just askitl to be directed to
a lady barber."
"After a flirtation. I suppose?"
"No, this was a bearded lady."
Question.
"My rubber plant Is ailing."
"Well?"
"Should 1 take It to a druggist or a
florist ?"
On Limitations of Leaving.
Stella—Great questions are txlng
settled by conferences.
Belli!—Then why don't they hold oue
' ou hutt to keep eookaJ
"Pioneers Who Retained a Fundamental Rever-j
ence for Their Creator"
By R. A. NESTOS, Governor of North Dakota.
The men who founded the University of North
Dakota were largely the same as those who six years
thereafter established the state, adopted our constitu
tion and enacted the main body of our laws. I am
speaking now with all sincerity and on behalf of the
fathers and mothers of onr state, builders of the com
monwealth who still share tlie faith of their, fathers.
It seems I can see and hear these stern pioneers
of the prairie state we love. Some left their eastern
homes, where culture, learning and simple faith, in
herited from colonial ancestry, prevailed; others came
from foreign lands to breathe the air of liberty, bringing with them-liome
ly virtues of honesty and truth; but all were men who through the priva
tions of pioneer days, when sometimes the only code was the code of honor
which generations of virtuous ancestors had cultivated in their hereditary
character, retained a fundamental reverence for their Creator, a reverence
which the freedom of the frontier never lessened. I can see them, hear
them as they meet in their legislative assemblies to write the law; I see
the seamed faces. 1 hear the rough words, as one by one they write the
statutes that insure liberty and education to their children.
They, the founders, Call to us through the mist? of the past. There
shall be no sectarian instruction in our free schools, imposing upon the
minds of our children doctrines and dogmas distasteful to them; neither
shall there be in the name of that liberty wc prize above possessions and
within the walls of these free schools we have established any insidious un
dermining of that reverence for God and His inspired word which through
all the tribulations of frontier life we have found the only safe rule of life
and conduct, upon which we seek to protect from the sneer of the one who
"in his heart has said there is no God." .May we heed this call, hear its
message and carry it with us through the years.
Paris lias arranged luxurious public
hath* for pet canines. A special dog
tax miglit assist some in meeting na
tional pecuniary obligations.
The men who sny a flapper or.n dress
on S87.85 R year must have a hunch
that the fashions will make the fem
inine costume next to nothing.
A currency expert is needed who
will devise a five-cent piece sufficiently
valuable to serve as car fare without
being supplemented by coppers.
It has been discovered that Salome
was an acrobat and not a dancer. How
she would have doted on our modern
danees If she was an acrobat.
Prediction tliut the next presidential
campaign will be conducted by radio
curries the consolation that we won't
have lo listen unless we want to.
(ieorge Washington was Hint in war,
peace and the hearts of ids country
men. but he'd liuvt a liurd time be
ing tirst in the line at the cafeteria.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
U. S. Land Office at
Juneau, Alaska, Sept. 2S, 1922. j
NOTICE is hereby given that
Charles B. McRae, of Haines, Alas
ka, who on 2Sth September, 1922,'
made Homestead J'ntry, No 05467,
for Lots 2 & 3. S%NW%, NW«
NWH. sec. 32, Lot 10, sec. 30. Lot
9, Section 29. Township 31 South,
Range 60 East. Copper River Meri
dian. has filed notice of intention to
make final five year proof to estab
lish claim to the la^d above describ
ed, before R. M. Cdell, notary pub
lic, at Haines, Alaska, on the 11th
day of November, 1922.
Claimant names as vitnesses:
John James Rath, of Haines, Alaska
Martin Madsen, of Haines. Alaska.
N. G. Hansen, of Haines, Alaska.
G. W. Hlnchman, of Haines, Alaska.
FRANK A. BOYLE.
Register.
First Publication, Oct. 3, 1922.
Final Publication. Nov. 4. 1922.
E. M. Polley
From SITKA, ALASKA
Candidate for The
House of
Representative
On The
Republican
Ticket
I believe in the Co.
ordination and Pro
gressive Program of
the Present Adminis
tration.
Your Support
is Earnestly
Desired
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS
In the Commissioner's Court for
the Territory of Alaska, Division No.
One (1) Before Sol. Ripinsky, Com
missioner and Probate Judge Ex-Of
flcio; Haines Precinct.
In the matter of the Estate of
Mary A. McElravy, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned has been duly appoinf
ed administrator of the above enti
tled estate. All persons having
claims against said estate, are here
by requested to present same with
proper vouchers attached to the un
dersigned at Haines. Alaska, within
six months from the date of this
notice.
Dated at Haines, Alaska, Septem
ber 11th, 1922.
A. F. McLEAN,
Administrator.
First Publication, Sept. 10, 1922.
Final Publication, Oct. 17, 1922.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
P. 8. Land Office at
Juneau, Alaska, Sept. 18, 1922.
NOTICE is hereby given that John
William Combs, oi Haines, Alaska,
who. on Sept. 18, 1922, made home
stead entry. No 05302, for lot 4, sec
tion 26 and lOt 5, Pection 27, Town
ship 30 S., Range 5J E., Copper Riv
er Meridian, has f.<ed notice of in
tention to make t.iree year final
Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, l^fore John J.
Schlitz, Notary public at Delano, Cal
ifornia; and testimony of witnesses
before R. M. Odell, at Haines, Alas
ka, on the 4th day of November,
1922.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Carl Bjornstad, of Haines. Alaska.
H. 0. Banta, of Haines, Alaska.
E. D. Wood, of Haines, Alaska.
Erik Oslund, of Haines, Alaska.
FRANK A. BOYLE,
Register.
First Publication, Sept. 21, 1922.
Final Publication, Nov. 18, 1922.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
C. S. Land Office at
Juneau, Alaska, Sept. 18, 1922.
NOTICE is hereby given that Mae
Ragan, widow of Stephen Ragan, de
ceased, of Haines, Alaska, who, on
September. 18, 1922, made home
stead entry, No. 06505, for NWV4
NW'4 and Tot 1 section 28; NE%
NE% and lot 6, Section 29, Town
ship 30 S, Range 59 E, Copper Riv
er Meridian, has filed notice of in
tention to make t.iree year final
Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, berore R. M. Odell,
at Haines, Alaska, on the 4th day of
November, 1922.
Claimant names ts Witnesses:
Ida Mae Vogel, of Haines, Alaska.
Elizabeth Barnelte, of Haines, Alas
ka.
J. J. Rath, of Haines, Alaska.
N. G. Hanson, of Haines, Alaska.
FRAfTC A. BOYLE
Register.
First Publication, Sept. 21, 1922.
Final Publication, Nov. 18, 1922.
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Practice in all courts
In Territory of Alaska
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B. P. O. ELKS, Skag
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P. O. Elks, meets everj
Thursday at 8 p. m.
Visiting brothers cor
dJuiiy welcome.
dan Mcdonald, e. r.
P. J. VAXDEWALL, Secretary.
P. & A. M.
White Pass Lodge F. & A.
M. No. 113, meets 2nd and
4t!i Saturday evenings o<
each month at 8 o'clock.
Visiting Brethren are wel
V come.
F. J. Van de Wall, W. M.
T. J. Stan dish, Secretary.
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