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PERCY L. CROSBY
£ by lh« McCIur# Newspaper Syndic*!*
PARODIES ALWAYS IN ORDER
Omar Khayyam and the Ever-Delight
ful Pepys Have by No Meaps Ex
hausted the List.
Does your memory go bark to the
time when everyone was writing par
odies of the llubaiyat of Omar Khay
yam? When it was considered very
literary to know all about Ouiar, and
when all the writers, both would-be
and professional, were reducing the
hypnotic quatrains to modern terms?
The newspapers were full of'"Omars
L'p-to-date." and quite a lot of tlietu
got Into the magazines before the craze
died down.
After that parodists sought other
Inspiration, but found n« material that
suited them quire so well, until a few
years aco. ore of them chanced oil the
Diary of Sutiriel Pepys. What a rich
vein. The parodists went mad over
It. and have been digging there ever
since. Almost anybody can till up a
column witii chronicles iu the I'epys
style, while the clever writer, by this
means, ran m:.Ue himself entertain ng.
Some other original genius will soon
take thf place of Mr. I'epys in the re
gard of tlu> Copyists, for the popular
ity of the creative masters of litera
ture Is more or less chaugeful, de
pendent upon time or circumstances,
while the work of the parodist goes
on forever.—Ohio State Journal.
State of Ohio. City of Toleio.
Lucas County, s
Frank J. < "u r-;y makes oath that ha
is senior partner of the Arm of F. J.
Cheney A Co . doing b :air.es« In the Ctty
of Toledo. Countv ar t Suae aforesaid,
and that ^aid firm will pay the sum of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every . ase of Catarr'a that cannot be
cured bv tne use of HALL'S CATARRH
MEDICINE. FRANK J CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In
my presence, this 6th >iiy of December.
A. D. 1SSS. A. *>V. GLEASON.
(Sean Notarv Public.
Halls Catarrh Medici..e U taken In
ternally and acts *! roura the Blood on
the Mucous Surges < f tne System. Send
for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENFY ft CO.. Toledo. O.
Sold by all dru/fkists. 7...
Hall * Family I'ilia for constipation.
—AtiTrtrtl9eniejit, <
We cat too fast—we
eat too much.
Eat less-chew it more,
WRiGLEYS
after every meal-eids
digestion, cleanses the
mouth and teetn and
sweetens breath.
COSTS UTTLi BENEFITS MUCH
still 5C
Everywhere
UH\ BE.H'Il HK1JO
NOW AT HYHKlt
Thomas Fournicr, lover of a life
of romance and adventure, and gen
erally considered ti.e origiual of
Poleon Doret, one of the main char
acters in Rex Beac'i's "Winds of
Chance", is now employed on
a tractor engine at the Pre
mier Mine at il/der, liavinj:
recently returned irom a visit
to his home in Montreal, says
President Joe rimer of the Pioneers,
who has just return* .1 tcotii a sev
eral week's visit to tin' miring town.
"Tom" Fottrnier 1-s a pioneer of
the Koyit\ul; ;-nd t Yukon louut-y
and is well know i ii t'? tcrlor.
and nmonc t -* i> << ieers of t ••
X
old-tirre friends iii-K*c trt.
In the early tl:v:-. :t > ;:i
same name a1! Mr. f'm.Vu'- aid a
man named I.e Hello were 1 'ins for
murder at Dawson. A net:-:: 'i t i) -
formed Ills n-lativ s i:i Ca td.i t r
who is today at Hyder. When he
returned liit-i i -s lar r to visit
them it was . s :: ■■ hr.d j epped
out of 11:o grave. . r had 1" *:i
given tip a d id »' rouglio-.it t';e
intervening '
UIIODi: !SJ. \ \ I> >1; 'ST
i>i;nmely POPfl.ATi:l>
Washi'i;'' !•[, r. -1.- i'lotlo
land statiiii !\v t <vns;is
the most do:;#c , ulatcil arc:» In
a s.inaro inilo
■ - •
census bureau.
rioiieer Dentists Devote Winter
to Study of Their Profession
IV. A. J. (>illis. the pioneer den
vi Yu.':on Territory and Dr. L.
In lit, the pioneer dentist of Al
. . ..to returning passengers on
v ip rri:t<-eS3 Mary on Sun
r a considerable time spent,
i't i' e south.
i' mi. these members of the den
i.:tt recognize the import
i keeping abreast of tho
:t deatistry bus been tak
• i past few years and
■ opportunity of gaiti
■ Ue of tin? niiwer meili
i ;■ re proven to be bene3
• work.
i ;iast winter Drs. tiillis
; . . . . have apent their time in
Victoria. Vancouver and Seattle
.! iii I he former two cities IJr.
i Ivanced courses in rad
ii: 1 surgery and prosthe
while Dr. Keller pur
.- .••;! . i's imc courscs in Seattle.
of the advancement
it r I'uson professions, these
: n praciitioners declare
1 ur;il!l 03 111 nmvu ...r-j
• in recently taken courses
. dentis'ry has made tlie
forward movement of ro
. .mil both are now thor
d to resume their re
practices anil give their
: lo i!'c benefit of the results
v.; work in taking up and
: ?lvcs in these lines.
■ ' i.! y or radiography
' to j1. icc dentistry in
« ■ of Che surgical profes
! od of diagnosis
di ease and stul'er
traced to its origin
, • ' ■ siciaa3 will require
. ivity be scientifically
■ 1 before they will give
I , "--'s of any case.
• ;i.l«|i;ion of this method
i • a great many teeth
of cr-vise considered to
■■ followed. Infection
not causing pain, was
i ; absorbed into
: thereby causing much
1 . if:: it-ss that iiad hcreto
r ' ::cd to other caus
• i tiered a mystery.
• s l.-» ;.d'. ei't of the X-ray ma
; as been found that a
■ n of the teeth in which
1 been destroyed, soon
I ■■. i iused trouble. This is
iii,- high percentage con
,i these statistics are bas
• i: the c-rcords of the work
y • • i-rts under the most fav
: ilitions. and now a dead
. or one in which the nerve has
! ja deemed guilty of the
: . i of many ailments until
t. ^has proven it innocent.
•■.traction of teeth is now a
tion and in this branch
• . sion has the greatest
Miss R. A. Siager
: 3 How Cuiieura
.'.sf'.ed Mother
Blasted with a break
• . tcz rr.a on her right limb, i
.'i was red ana sore ana
b;t;an to spread to her
left limb and the upper
part of her cheSt. Her
rightrlimb was badly swol
len and inflamed and
itched and burned so that
shs could not sleep or
rrst. rlcr c.utaing irritated Ine ai
! f-cted pans.
i "The troubte lasted about four
I .c !;s. Then we started using Cuti
! cut.vEoap and Ointment and the
i c;id burning ceased, and
j f/.aT using two cakes of Soap and
' three boxes of Ointment she was
< » letely healed." i (Signed) Miss
. a ,-A. S:r.ijer. ,R. 2, Escondido,
23, 1920.
FcrevfrV purpose of the toilet Cuti
crj-a Spap, Ointment and Talcum are
supre'me.
, - EufcXfeMtfteUL Ai!i3rr«3:MCBtt«r»L»^
, Soldcvery
*Jv ' • «_ i :itmcnt'JS and GOc. Talcum lie.
j. ife.>TCHticura Soup shares without mug.
Sttbsiribo for the Dallj' Altisknn
advances been made. Under the
new methods an entire set of tooth
j may ho removed without pain and
after the removal of all septic mat
ter as well as all rough and protrud
| ins alveolar process .the fitims are
sutured and nothing left to show
; but a thin incision in the gums
|drawn together and held until heal
ed.
In this way plates may bo insert
ed in a short time without discom
j fort. I'rost otic dentistry (plate
I work i has also grown to be a more
srientifie art and the wearing of
'plates is becoming more common.
Removable bridges are taking -the
place of the permanent bridge and
enamel fillin;;.- re replacing a'great
deal of the gold work so prevalent
heretofore.
Both Drs. OillN and Keller have
secured all the new instruments
necessary for the prosecution of their
new methods and are enthusiastic
over their advancement.
L)r. Keller spent much of his time
in ti'e oflices of Drs. West and West
Cobb Uuilding. Seattle.
Drs. West ami West stand at tfie
head of the i rofe»:;:on and do the
or.il surgery for many of the prac
tising d.ntisis all over the Pacific
coast.
It is more tTi-n likely l!i? Dr. Roy
West llie M ::ior member of the firm
will come north this summer and
give the dentists of Alaska an oppor
tunity of taking a sieirt course in
this important branch.
Alaska Students
Act As Guides
Members of the Alaska Bureau of
tlie Seattle Chamber of Commerce
with their wives and guests, were
trea'ed to a description of a trip thru
Alaska given by four members of the
Sourdough club of the University
of Washington at i ,.e banquet at the
Rainier Club givefi to tiie Alaska
students of the University. The ban
quet opened at r>:30 o'clock and u
varied program was rendered by the
guests, the proceedings lasting un
til 11 o'clock. A personally conduct
ed lecture lour was a feature-of the
evening. The guests were taken
through the tortuous waters of
the inside p.is ige from Ketchikan
to Wrangell. with a sida trip to Met
lakatla. by Milton Daly. At Wran
gell he turned the party over to .Miss
Helen Troy of Juneau, who took
them through Wrangell Narrows to
| Petersburg, Juneau. Douglas,and Sit
i ka. delivering the;.! (■> Miss Wilma
| Carlson of Fair!.auks at Skagway.
The trip over t!1e White Pass and
down tiic Yukon to Tanana and up
' the Tanana river to Fairbanks was
under the guidance of Miss Carlson,
who left the party at Nenana in
charge of Ose.tr 01c.-er of Cordova,
who piloted them over the govern
I ment railroad to Anchorage, and
j from there to Seattle via Seward
Valdcz and Cordova. Miss Margaret
i Rogers of Doug! s t poko on educa
tion in Alaska a.:1 Elmer Anderson
lot Fairbanks denned tl'.e spirit of
the Morth. President 11. S. Boyns of
j the Chamber of Commerce told of
: the figl.t of that body to place stud
ents from Alaska on the same foot
I ing as Washington students at the
j University.
I Lost My Eversharp pencil some
where between my home and the
school house and will be thankful
for its return. Evelyn Curtis. 3-t.
To Cure a Cold in One Dny
Take Grove's I.VXITIYE BROMO
QUIXIXK tablets. Tlie genuine bears
j the signature of E. W. Grove. 30c.
Replenish the leads' in your Ever
sharp pencil. Keller Bros, have a
ful stock.
SKAGWAY'S
FRATERXAL ORDERS
ixrxxrxxxxxxxiimxina
at 8:30 o'clock. Vlsit
fourtli Tuesday evening
meets every second and
Camp Skagway Xo. 1,
inn brothers cordially welcome.
J. M. Keller, 11. S. Keller,
Arctic Recorder. Arctic Chief.
B. P. O. ELKS
Skagway Lodge
No. 481, B. P. O.
Elks meets every
| Thursday at 8:00
Visiting brothers cordially welcome.
JOHN GHA8HAL, E. R.
!•'. J. V.\\I>K\V.VIiL, Secretary.
F. & A. M.
Ujliite Pass Lodge F. & A.
>1. Xo. 113, meets 2nd
and Itli Saturday evenings
of each month at 8 o'clock.
Visiting IJretlircn are wel
come. "*
JOHN' N. HANSEN, W. M.
T. .J. Standish, Secretary
■4j, (• fy* l'rat ernal Order of
and third Wednesday night of each
month at their hall on Fifth Ave
lino. Visiting brothers cordially in
vited to attend.
■). M. Uriesbach, Sec'y.
Pioneers of Alaska, Igloo No. IS,
meet in A. 1J. Hall iirst Monday in
every month at 8:30 p. m.
Visiting brothers cordially wel
come. 3. C. PHELPS, Sec'jr.
Naomi Chapter No. 0, O. K. S.
meets in Masonic hall, llrst and third
I'riday, of each month, at 8 o'clock.
Visiting members welcome.
Eagles
Skagway Aerie, No.* 23,
1' raternal Order of
Eagles, meet the first
M. E. ROGERS, W. P.
t'hai rie Marie Sparks,
Worthy Matron.
Leila E. Crow. SecWtary.
Fraternal Order of
Eagles
Skagway Aerie, Xo.' 23,
I' raternal Order of
Eagles, meet the first
month at their hall on Fifth Ave
nue. Visiting brothers cordially in
vited to attend.
M. K. ROGERS. W. P.
J. SI. Griesbach, Sec'y. S0T
i'ioneers of Alaska, Igloo Xo. 1~,
meet in A. 15. Hidl lirst Monday in
every month at 8:30 p. m.
Visiting brothers cordially wel
come. J. C. PHELPS, Sec'y.
Naomi Chapter N'o. tt, O. E. 8.
meets in Slasonic hall, tlrst and third
l-'riilay, or each month, at 8 o'clock.
Visiting members welcome.
t'havrie Marie Sparks,
Worthy Matron.
Leila I". Crow, SocWtary.
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Attorney at Law
Practice in ull courts
In Territory of Alaska
HAINES ALASKA
DR. L. S. KELLER
Dentist
Most Modern Methods
Office Hours: 0-12 a. to.—l-« p. m.
Alaskan Building Broadway
8KAGWAY ALASKA
Save letter writing by sending
the Alaskan bak home to the folks.
Special terms for a trial subscrip
tion. ,
Nearly fifty late copywright books
by the best authors, are now on sale
at popular prices. Look the list
oyer before the one you have beeQ
desiring to read is sold. Kellar
Bros.
THE SKAGWAY
Pioneer Dairy
H. P. SEEMAX, Prop.
THE SAH1TIRY MILK RAHCH
The largest anil best con
ducted dairy in Alaska. .
Dally shipments of pure
milk and cream to all
points on White Pass &
Yukon Route.
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