Charley Chaplin's Comic Capers
Copyright, 1915, by Ke«f»y-Handy Syndicate.
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THE WHITE PASS 8
-Ml ROUTE =
The
\ Route of
Comfort,
Speed,
Service
Safety
Through Tickets to and from Dawson, Fairbanks, and all Interior
Alaska and Yukon River points.
During season of navigation, our fleet of modern, up-to-date
steamers will operate regularly the entire length of Yukon
River and its tributaries, giving a service nevei before
equalled.
Daily train service will be maintained between Skaguay and
Whitehorse, and our fully equipped parlor observation cars afford
"es-ery comfort and convenience.
Full information che"Hullv ^given upon 'applyingr to
F. B. WURZBACHER
Geaeral'Agent,
Skagway, "Alaska.
A. F. ZIPF, Traffic Manager
Skagway, Alaska, and
612 Second Avenue. 1
Seattle, Wash.
The White Pass AYukon Route
TIME TAMiE No. 85
Dally Except Sunday
No- 1, X. Bound
1st Class
9:30 a. m. Leaves
11:55 ». m. "
12:45 p. m. "
1:40 p. nr. "
8:20 p. m. **
5:50 p. m. "
BKAGWAY
WHITE PASS
LOG CABIN'
BENXET
CARIBOU
WHITKHORSE
No 2, S. Bound
1st Class
Arrives 4:40 p. in
Leaw 3:10 p. m
" 2:25 p. m
" 11:60 &. m
" 10:25 ft. iu
" 9:80 a. m
nwwfngm must bo At depot la time to have Baggage inspected
ami checked. Inspection M stop p 30 minutes before leaving time
0/ train* •> | i»..
150 pounds of baggage will bo checked free with each full fare
m Mkl 75 pounds with each h alf fare tlciet.
OFFICE STATIONERY AND
ALL KINDS OF PRINTING
AT OFFICE OF THE
DAILY ALASKAN
PORCUPINE STORY LEADS
10 OOORIS OF VERACITY
Valdez Miner: The story
published exclusively in The Miner
last Sunday, regarding the Valdez
Indian who has a litter ot eight
porcupines trained to shoot their
quills into a tul> so ths
poor, but honest owner could
make a living selling them
for toothpicks, has caused us
to become the butt of much ridicule,
and In some cases we have lieen op
enly charged with a lack of ver
ac'ty.
We did not vouch for the truth
of the story when published, but
obtained it second hand from the
lips cf "Malamute George," a poor
but honest Copper River Indian,
who makes a living by carving mas
todon tusks into bracelets for the
Eastern Chechaco, and who said
his brother knew the man that had ;
trained the porkies.
Clarence Fitzhugh Montmorency,
living just ovor the glacier from
Valdez, who is an expatriated 6on
ox Great Britain, having left that
country to escape serving in the
present war, says that lie had a
couple of porcupines that laid it |
over anything the Indian could pro
duce. By trimming the quills care
fully in the larger one, this porcu
pine was trained to play "God Save
the King," and other popular tunes,
"I Don't Feel Good"
That is what a lot of people tell us.
Usually their bowels only need cleansing.
will do the trick and make you feel fine.
We know this positively. Take one
tonight. Sold only by us, 1Q cents.
Wm. Britt.
RAW FURS
WE PAY
HIGH - PRICES
FOR FINE FURS
WRITE FOR PRICE LIST
Percey's Fur House
Othko*h, • Wisconsin
The Best The Most Ponular
THE
NEW
CAIN
Juneau's Newest and Finpet
Hotei
Room with detached th$1.50up
Room with private Lai $2.50 up
Juneau. Alaska
while tbe smaller one, being more
active, played rag-time only. The
quills are hollow, you know, and
produce a musical sound as the
porcupine ambles along, so by trim
ming the porky's quills carefully
the most harmonious sounds would
ensue. He says his pet came to
an untimely end by losinsg part
of his quills and the discord was
so hideous, the poor fellow grieved
himBi'lf to death. The smaller one
thrived and grew fat on ragtime,
until he attempted to teach it to
play one of Harry Lauder's pro
ductions, when it choked over the
Scotch burr-r-r, and could never
be resuscitated.
Several men around Vald-ez claim
that Clarence is not truthful, and
"Tenas Jim" says—but that is an
other story, and will be told at a
later date.
A "BLIND TIGER" IS
THE LATEST AT ANCHORAGE
A new language is being born in
Anchorage. When you ask for a
"lemon soda" there you get whiskey
and when you ask for "soda" you
gH beer. By the way, District At
torney Spence calls a "blind pig" a
"blind tiger" which is the southern
method of giving dignity to things,
no doubt. A lemon Boda with a
scda chaser mightn't be so rotten
after all.—Seward Gateway.
Only One "Bromo Quinine"
Whenever you feel a cold coming on,
think of the full name LAXATIVE
BROMO QUININE. Cures a Cold in one
day. Cures Grip in two days. Look for
signatureofE. W. Grove on the bos. 25c
Knows His Business.
"You nny have to play many parts
In life, my son, but you don't have to
play the devil," says a Georgia philos
opher. "He's equal to performing that
task himself without a flaw In the
work."—Atlanta Constitution.
PROFESSIONAL. CARDS
OK. L. 8. K EL OCR.
Deitltl
Most Modem Metboda.
Open E3T«aJjigB.
Orrice Hours: 9-12 a. m 1-6 p. m
Alaaka* Building - Broadway
3KAOWAY ALASKA
WILLIAM PALLISTER, M. I>.
(Formerly of Seattle)
Specialist in the treatment of
diseases and deformities of the eye.
ear, nose and throat
Office; Goldstein Bulldiag, Ju
uean, Alaska.
W. B. STOUT,
i I I « I I • r ill Law.
Pnotlec U *51 court*
I* Territory °1 Alaska.
KM*ee Alaska.
Pack Train Restaurant
The Delmotiico of Alaska)
CHARLEY —JOHN
KARAMAN & CLECAK
PROPRIETORS
Where Vtm Can Get what 1" ou Desire Ooefced m it Should Be
W„ Make a specialty of Banquet# and Prlrate Dl»*er Parti e«.
A refUed aad comfortable place for a lupper after the show
or dance—aerrlc* la coij prlrat® booth* If desired.
Red and Green Lights.
It Is strange how tho color of a light
makes It wore or less visible, Irreflpec
tlve of his actual brilliancy. To test
this place two lights of the eame
power—two candles of the same size
will do—In two tin boxes and to each
bos perforate a pin hole. Cover one
pin hole with groen glass and one with
red and place them In a perfectly dark
room. To a normal person the green
light will appear Ave times brighter
when viewed olillquely than when
viewed directly, but the red light be
haves In the opposite way. Most peo
ple will pick up the green light when
looking in some other direction and
will be quite conscious of Its presence,
but when they turn their eyes directly
toward It they will not see It at all.
Tho faint red light, on the other hand,
win not be noticed at all until looked
at directly, when It appears qnke I
bright, but tho Instant the eyes are]
turned oway from it It Is gone.—St
Louis Post-DIspateh.
Lucky Thirteen.
Once there was a man who found
the number 13 most lucky for him
self. Ilis name was John Hatfield,
and ho was a soldier In the army of
William and Mary, doing guard duty!
at Windsor castle. One morning ao
was arrested on a charge of having I
fallen asleep at his post before mid
night The court condemned him to
die In spite of—or possibly because of—
the fact that he declared he had heard
the great cathedral clock strike thir
teen times when it tolled off the hour
of midnight After thejieath sentence
had been passed a score of persons
came forward will the statement that
cn the night in question the clock had
actually blundered In Its count Includ
ing the single stroke for the quarter
hour with its hour stroke. It was re
ported to the king, upon investigation,
that the striking apparatus was weak,
and John Hatfield was promptly par
doned—St Louis Globe-Democrat.
Monkeys and Microbes.
In the zoological gardens In London
tho anthropoid apes have bees kept
alive during recent years by shotting
them in behind glass not to protect the
visitors from them, but to protect them
from the visitors—that Is to say, from
tho microbes that man harbors In his
mouth. Man has more or less success
fully learned how to disarm those In
vaders, but they will readily destroy
those near relatives of his whose bod- '
lea have not learned how to resist I
them. Mankind lias no better friends
than those who, like Metchnikoff, teach
us what to do and what not to do in
arming and Inuring ourselves against
these sleepless and implacable but as
suredly doomed enemies of our kind.—
Dr. O. W. Saleeby In Youth's Compan
ion.
Easily Understood.
"Do you understand French?" "At
times." "At times! When?" "When
I talk it to myself."—Exchange.
" If You
are troubled with heartburn, eases and
a distressed feeling after eating take a
before and after each meal andTyou will
obtainprompt relief. Sold only by us,25o
Wm. Brltt.
Th3 Turkish Drum.
The darabouka or Turkish drum re
sembles a long vase, the bottom cover
ed with parchment.
Whitehorse
Kluane Stage
Line
The Royal Mail Stage
leaves Whitehorse the
fourth of every month
for Kluane and way
points and also on the
seventeenth of every
month for Champaigne
Passengers and Freight sol
icited, Rates Reasonabj**
and the Service First Class.
H. CHAMBERS, Prop.
OFFICE _ ..
Regina Hotel :: Whitehorse, Y t
DANGERS
OF A COLD
You Will Do Well to Heed Them
Many bad cases of kidney trouble
result from a cold or chill. - Con
gested Sidneys fall behind In fil
I tering the poison-laden blood, and
backache, headache, dizziness and
disordered kidney action follow.
Don't neglect a cold. Use Doan'a
Kidney Pills .at the first eiga. of
kidney trouble. Here is an experi
ence told by one who has used
them.
H. W. Bostian, farmer, R. P. D.
No. 2, Box 168, Oiympia, Wash.,
says: "I strained my back several
years ago and it has been weak
ever since. • Colds alwayB settle
in mv kidneys, making the trouble
worse. The kidney secretions are
irregular in passage at t.imee,
obliging me to get up at night.
Doan's Kidney Pills give me great
relief. Whenever I have the
slightest sign of kidney trouble. I
take a few doses of Doan's Kidney
Fills and they soon fix me up all
right."
Price 50c, at all dealers. Don't
simply aak for a kidney remedy—
get Doan's Kidney Pills—the Bame
that Mr. Bostian had. Foster-Mil
burn Co., Props., Buffalo, N. Y.
J. 1KUTA
MANtJKACTURINU
JEWELER
WATCHES
AND CLOCKS
Curios, Ivory Carvings
Indian Baskets
China and Cut Glass
Official Watch Inspector for the
W. P. & Y. Route
Mail Orders given prompt care
mi BKAUWAY
Pioneer Dairy
■. JT. RIXMAH, Prop.
THE SMIlim mill BANCH
The largest amd b«rt oo*
ducted atlrr !■ Alula.
Dally ihipmenta of par*
milk a*£ cream to all poimta
ea White Paaa k. Takoa
Eoata. . •']
Juneau S(«am$bip Co.
C. B. MATT, STEAMER
Georgia
S3 eerie Lighted- Stow IWW.
SCHEDULE OF SAILINGS
Balllag Dates aad Steamer Bufc
Ject to Chaage Without Notice
J tine a 11-Sitka Route
LeaVea Juneau for Dougls*, Turn
X Hooiah, Gypaum, TaaakMi
KlUUmoo,, Chatham aad Sitka
EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 1Z:»1
Jtstteau-Skagway Route
Let int, Skagway for Halias, El*
dred Kock, Comet, Juallm, Seatl*
el I*U*d„ Ef.gle Hirer, Doaglai
a.Dd Juieau,
EVERT! 8Ur(DAY AX 19:01 a. M
WILLIS B. tfOWELL, Manager.
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