Charley Chaplin's Comic Capers
lie Never Got It Right
Copyright 1915, by K»eley-H*n<ly Syndicate.
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THREATENED
Marietta, Ga., Aug. 24—The kr
oner's jury today rendered a ver
dict to the effect that Leo Prank
came to his death at the hands of
parties unknown.
Atlanta, Aug. 24—Governor Har
ris is receiving many threats of
death unless he drops the probe in
to the death of Loo Frank at the
hands of a mob Monday, August
16 th.
It Is reported that several large
eastern commercial houses have de
termined to boycott this city unless
the rrobo is continued and the mob
leader® brought to justice.
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new beginners They iMs tTie sell'.ng
Qgency for the Hamsuckett people, and
then they makes big money and buys
them out. Today Goldner & Plotkln is
rich men and nil because they got mar
ried right"
Felnsllver listened with parted lips.
"And now, ike," Morris continued,
the good seed sown, "we talked enough,
ain't it? Come on to the office. I want
to show you some little mistakes in the
Qntnsuckett statement"
He conducted Ike to the glass en
closed office, where Miss Cohen bent
low over her ledger. The blush with
which she had received Ike's greeting
had not entirely disappeared, and, as
she. glajiced up,, her large black eyes
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looked like these of a frightened deor.
"Ah, Miss Cohen." Ike said, "ain't It
a flue weather?"
A pleased smile spread itself over !
Morris' face.
"I think I hear the telephone In the
sample room," he broke In hurriedly.
I "Excuse me for a moment"
I When he returned, Ike and Miss
j Oohen were chatting gayly.
• "What do you think of that?" Mor
I ris cried. "My Minnie Just rang me
I op and says she trot tickets for the '
I theayter tomorrow night—two tickets.
> We can't use 'em. because we're going
j to a—a wedding. Would you two young
folks like to go, maybe?"
"Why, sure," Ike 6ald. "Sure we
would. Wouldn't we. Miss Cohen?"
Miss Cohen assented bashfully.
"Well, then," said Morris, "I'll get
'em for you—I mean I'll send 'em you
by mall tonight, Ike."
Ike was profuse in his thanks; and
then and there arranged to call for
Miss Cohen at 7:30 sharp, the following
evening.
"flow about that mistake In the
statement?" Ike asked.
"Some other time," said Morris,
walking with Ike toward the store
door. Then he sunk his voire to a con
fidentlnl whisper. "That's a fine girl.
Miss Cohen," he went on. "Comes of
flue family too. She's Mai Cohen's
niece. You know Max Cohen, lie's
the Beacon Credit Outfitting com|»any.
He's a millionaire, Ike. If he's worth
a cent he's worth a hundred thousand
dollars!"
Ike turned on htm an awed yet
searching look as they clasped hands
again In parting.
"I give you my word, Ike, she's his
favorite niece," Morris concluded, "and
he ain't got uo children of his own!"
in
The ensuing week was a busy one.
but Miss Cohen and Felnsilver had
been busiest of all. for In less than
six days after their visit to the thea- ,
ter a solitaire diamond ring sparkled
on the third linger of the lady's left
band.
"Well, Mawruss," Abe said len dny«
later. "1 suppose yoa fired Miss Co- r
hen?"
"Me Are Miss Cohenr Morris ex
Claimed. "I'm surprised to hear yon
that you should talk that way. Abe.
What for should I fire Miss Cohen T
"Why, last week you said you was
going to Are her, ain't It T"
"Last week," Morris replied, "was
another day. If 1 ain't got no more
sense than that I should go to a fine
yonng lady like Miss Cohen and say,
'Miss Cohen, you're fired,' after she
worked for us five years, and her uncle
also a good customer, I should be
sorry, Abe/'
"Then, we're going to keep her, after
all—what?" Abe said.
"No, re ain't gving to keep her,"
said Morris. "We're going to lose her."
"Lose her! What d'ye mean?"
Morris smiled in a superior way.
"Abe," be said, "you ain't got no
eyes in your head. Ain't you noticed
that ring on Miss Cohen's left hand?"
Abe stared in astonishment
"It's a beauty, Abe." Morris went on.
"A bright young feller like Ike Fein
silver don't get stuck, no matter what '
he buys. He got it through Flotkln's
cousin down on Maiden lane."
Abe sat down to ponder over the
news.
"You mean," be said at length, "that
Ike Felnsilver, of the Hamsuckett
mills. Is going to marry Miss Cohen?"
"l'ou guessed It right Abe," Morris
replied.
"And who flsed It up?" said Abe.
Morris slapped his chest proudly.
"I did." he replied.
Abe smoked on in silence.
"You done a smart piece of work.
Mawruss, I must say," he admitted.
"Ike's a good feller, and Miss Cohen'11
make him a good wife, even if she ain't
a good bookkeeper. Also, we done a
good turn to Max Cohen. I bet he's
pleased. I wonder he ain't been around
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Hardly had t!ie words Issued from
Mr. Potash's mouth, when tlie store
door opened to admit a short, thi-k
Bct peivou and then closed npaln with
a bans that threatened every pane of
glass In the vicinity.
"Mr. Cohen," Abo cried, "what a
pleasure this Is! 1 congTndulate you."
Mr. Cohen ■w ithdrew his hand from
Abe's cordial pr.isp.
"Yon coiiKTOdnlate me. hey?" he
said, with slow and ironic emphasis.
"Mawruss Pcrln utter also congrado
lates me—what?" lie fixed the un
happy Morris with a terrible glare.
"Don't coupradiilate me." he went on.
"Concradnlate Ike Feinsllvcr and
Beckie Cohen." rie gathered force as
be proceeded, "Fools," he continued
In a rapid crescendo. "Meddlers. Ton
spill my blood. Von ruin me. I'm a
millionaire, you tell Felnsllver. I've
Cot nothiuc to do with my money but
Lhat I should throw It away."
"Mister Cohen." Morris protested,
"you'll yn ;:-elf --lei; -
"Look out. that's all."
*TI1 mate von >ick," Cohen rejoined.
"I'll make for you a blue eye too. Fire
thousand dollars i pot to give her."
A he whistled involuntarily.
"I should think .-.M**) would be plen
ty," he sucgostcl.
Mas Cohen turned «n him with an
other glare.
"Whatr*1 ho shrieked. "Am 1 a beg
gar? Should 1 c ve my niece a miner
able $2,000? Ain't 1 pot no pride? I
pot to make It $.".000." He paused
while his Imagination dwelt on the
magnitude of this colossal rum. "Five
thousand dollars." he shrieked agnln,
"and business the way It lsr*
Mr. Perlmntter laid a soothing palm
on Cohen's shoulder.
"But, Mr. Cohen." he said, "what can
we do? Why should yon tell u» all
this?"
Mr. Coh«n shook oT Morris' carena.
"You're right." he said. "Why should
I tell you ail this? I didn't romp bet*
to tell you tills. 1 come here to tell yon
something else. I come here to tell
you to cancel a'! orders what I fire
you: also if you or your salesman coroe
by my place ever again look oot, that's
{Continued tomorrow)
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