I WHITE PASS 8
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The SPeed>
Route of i i Service
Comfort, Safety
Through Tickets to an J from Dawson, Fairbanks, an J all Interior
Alaska and Yukon River points.
During season of navigation, our fleet of modern, up-to-date
Reamers will operate regularly the en'.ire length of Yukon
River and its tributaries, giving a service ncvci before
equalled.
Daily train service will be maintained between Skaguay and
Wnitehorse, and our fully equipped parlor observation rars afford
every comfort and convenience.
Full infornation c'lisrfully giva.1 upon applying to
A. F. Z1PF, Traffic Manager
Skagway. Alaska
and
612 Second Avenue, Seattle, Wash.
TheWhitePass &YukonRouts
riME TABLE No. S5
Daily Except Sunday
Xo. 1, X. Bound
1st Class
0:30 a. m. Leaves SKAGWAV
11:55 a. iu. " WHITE PASS
12:45 p. m. M LOO CABIN
1:40 p. ni. " BEXXET
3:20 p. in. " CARIBOU
5:50 p. m. " WHITEHORSE
Passengers must be at depot In
anil checked. Inspection is stop
of trains.
150 pounds of baggage will be checked free with
et and 75 pounds with each half fare ticket.
Xo. 2, S. Bound
1st Class
Arrives 4:40 p.
Leave* 3:10 p.
2:25 p. m |
" 11:50 a. in
" 10:25 a. m
" 0:30 a. in
time to have Baggage inspected j
p 30 minntes before leaving time ]
each full faro
The Best The Most Popular
THE
NEW
CAIN
Juneau's Newest and Fin^«t
Hotel
Room with detachoi! th $1.50 up
Hoom with private t.U $2.50 up
Juneau- Alaska
Whitehorse
Kluane Stage
Line =
The Royal Mail Stage
leaves Whitehorse the
fourth of every month
for Kluane and way
points and also oil the
seventeenth of every
month for Champaigne
Passengers and Freight sol
icited, Rates Reasonable}
and the Service First Class.
~~ H.CHAMBERS, Prop.
OFFICE
Regina Hole! :: Whitehorse, if f
Pack Train Restaurant
The Delmonico of Alaska
CHARLEY -JOHN
Karaman & Clecak
PROPRIETORS
Where 'on Can Get what You Peaire Coo&od as H Should Re
W« Make a specialty of Banq"eta and Prlrate Dlaaer Parties.
A replied aad comfortable place Tor a eupper after the show
or daaee—eerrlce 1* cozy prirat* boothi if deelred.
Ye Gossip of ye ,
Town of Skagway
Issued every Saturday except when ye Occasion
demands more frequent publication.
WUXTKY1'
All about FISHING!
"Be a SPORTSMAN
And go FISHING"'
J That's what MR. J. GWILLYM Jr.
Said and he OFFERED
To eixow mo HOW
And I'm EASY
And INNOCENT'
And I FELL FOR IT
Aud lie 'DID.
First, you GET UP
About 3:00 G. M.
And hike out BEFORE
BREAKFAST
Because it wouldn't be SAFE
To wake the COOK
At that UNEARTHLY HOUR
Aud besides you can't BE
A sportsman WITHOUT
Standing some ILVRDSHIP.
When you have CLIMBED
V<) the MOUNTAIN
Till you begin to got TIRED
You find a beautiful LAKE
Aud start FISHING
Around the EDGE
For several HOURS
Without getting a BITE
Because the FISH
Are not awako YET
Then you get a BOAT
Or a RAFT
And tloat out to DEEP WATER
And try THERE
With the SAME RESULTS
For a LONG TIME
And then COMES
A gay eld TROUT
Whc DEFTLY
Slips the BAIT OFF
Of your HOOK v
Aad LAUGHS AT YOU
While ho EATS IT
And FISHING
Begins to get INTERESTING
And he does it AGAIN
And agalu and AGAIN
Till you get MAD j
And maybe you GET HIM
About the steenth TIME
And maybq you DON'T
Tlia fish In DEWEY. LAKES
And nearby. CREEKS
JuBt love BAIT
But they dou't CARE
Much about HOOKS
At least 417 OP THEM
Sampled my BAIT
But only FIVE
Took the HOOK
Our SUPPLY
Was BEING EXHAUSTED^
So fist that JOHN
Had to return to TOWN
For MORE BAIT
About 9:30.
And he SAID
Ho would BRING
Up some SANDWICHES.
When noon CAME
I not HUNGRY
And had to PICK
And eat wild BERRIES
Lili« the BABES ,
In * lie WOODS
Did I've hundred YEAS AGO
Because he didn't GET BACK
With the LUNCH.
And maybe he didn't INTEND TO.
Wbeu 1 came HOME
I W8 tired ENOUGH
And dusty enough to SATISFY
Any SPORTSMAN
And had some TROUT
So I was a FISHERMAN
But the NEXT TIME
I go fishing at 3:00 G. M.
I'm going to ASK ^
CECIL. COLE '
To this ALARM CLOCK
Up the NIGHT BEFORE
And eet It on a RAFT t
In the middle of the LAKE
So the fish will KNOW
To BE UP
And ready for BREAKFAST ^
When I get THERE
With the BAIT— t \
And I'm GOING TO ', \
Take a LUNCH \
Aloug for MYSELF. Jj
I thanjc YOU ^ jJ 1 \
Ye Innocent Bystander.
Bill Heads
and
Statements
Do you need a new supply be
fore the first of the month?
Order them now from
The Daily Alaskan
Skagway Alaska
MISFIT MARRIAGES.
A- MumorUt's Flippant View of Matri
monial Alliances.
I Wotild like to make a few useless
remarks about married life. I not only
would like to, but I am going to.
If you are a tall, sallow, nerveless,
easy going man with -a liliputlan in
come, enormous feet and hands anil
have an Adam's apple that looks like
somebody trying to poke his list through
your neck you will marry a tiny black
haired woman who has all seeing, lash
less eyes, a mouth like a knife cut in a
dish of cornstarch pudding and a love
of Jewelry and ancient black and tan
dogs with rotten dispositions and bulr
pln legs. You may say you won't but
you will.
If you are a red headed gentleman
you will marry a beautiful girl. I don't
know why this is, but you think over
the red beaded men you know and see
if they haven't copped peaches.
If you are a little runt addicted to
morning coats and gardenias, a large,
vital, auburn haired lady will get you
yet She will want all there Is in life.
And don't sit down calmly after you're
married, with a panetela In the corner
of your mouth, and Imagine you are
that all.
If you are a home loving man, a man
who likes to loll about in an old suit, a
man who gets slightly seasick by mere
ly glancing over a passenger list of an
ocean liner, then, by the gods, you will
wed a female globe trotter.
If you are a jealous person it is writ
ten that you shall marry a girl who
will give you every excuse to harbor
that ridiculous passion. And by the
same token it wouldn't matter whether
she did or not—It would seem so to you.
If you put your stomach before ev
erything else In life, physically as well
as metaphorically, your wife will be
the kind who made a pan of bum fudge
once when she was at school, but
knows and cares not that mint sauce
has nothing to do with veal cutlets and
that sea bass gets nervous and fidgety
when you pour maple sirup on it.—J.
Montgomery Flagg In American Maga
zine.
Doubtful.
"When do you expect to see Ore en
again?"
"I don't know."
"But don't you usually see him once
or twice a week?"
"Yes, but yesterday I loaned him five
that he was sure to pay back tomor
row, and it is doubtful now that I shall
see him for a month or two." —Detroit
Free Press.
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FOR FIVE YEARS
Itching Almost Unbearable, Hair
Came Out. Feared Baldness.
Used Cuticura Soap and Oint
ment, Now Scalp Entirely Well,
Nunn. Colo.—"I had boon troubled for
five years with an eruption on my scalp.
Sometimes tho itching was almost unbear
able. My hair was coming out and I didn't
know at one time but what I would be bald
headed. My hair was lifeless.
"I tried everything that 1 could possibly
find but nothing gave relief only for a short
time. My husband suggested that I try
Cuticura Soup and Ointment. I washed
my head with tho Soap and used tho
Ointment. Now my scalp is entirely well."
(Signed) Mrs. A. R. Hill. Sept. 10.1011.
CUTICURA SOAP
To cleanse and purify and Cuticura Oint
ment to sootho and heal havo been very
successful in clearing the skin and scalp
of itching, burning eczemas, rashes anil
irritations besides furnishing to discrimi
nating people delicate, super-creamy emol
lients and prophylactics for maintaining
the natural purity and beauty of tho skin,
scalp, hair and hands.
Sample Each Free by Mail
With 32-p. Skin Book on request. Ad
dress postK^ird "Cuticura, Dept. T, Bos
ton." Sold throughout 'Uo world.
SWAT THE FLY
Don't go fishing without good
flies. Trout are taking the fly
these fine days, and you'll find '".he
greatest assortment of good flies ii
t'wu at Keller Bros. Drug Co. A
few favorite ones we name: Yel
low Jacket, Montreal, Governor
(re4 tip) Grey Hacklo, Black
Hackle, Governor Black Hackle
(peacock body), Black Gnat, Grey
Drake, English Admiral, Seth Green
Grey Hackle (green body) White
Miller, Dusty Miller.
$100 Reward, $100
The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least one
dreaded disease that science has beer,
able to cure In all its stages, and that 19
Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only
positive cure now known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional
disease, requires a constitutional treat
ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, aoting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system, there
by destroying the foundation of the dis
ease, and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing its work. The proprietors
have so much faith In its curative pow
ers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that It falls to cure. Send
for list of testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo. O.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Tftko Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
unrnmy
DISCHARGES
RELIEVED IN
24 EIOUHS
Each C *p
sulc bears (MIDY)
the nan»cJ0®-V_>
Be it arc of counterfeit* 1
a i.r. pnrcr.isTs «
DIRE DISTRESS
It is Near at Hiuid to Hundi-csda of
Alaskan Readers
Don't neglect an aching back.
Backache Is often the kidneys'
cry *or help.
Neglect hurrying to the kidneys'
aid 1
Means that urinary troubles may
follow.
0>. danger of worse kidney
trouble.
Here's convincing proof.
William M. Burcher. 1126 E.
Tenth St., Olympia, Wuau.,
'About three years ago I was hav
ing » pood deal of trouble with my
back. It ached all the time and
sometimes the ache changed to se
ver;, shooting pains. My back
was weafe and lame and I didn't
sleep well. On getting up In the
mori''n<r, I felt tired and worn out.
The secretions from my kidneys
were irregular in passage and
obliged tap to get up several times
at night The first box of Doan's
Kid%ry P'lls gave mo such great
r-'ief that I got a second, and
this cured me."
Prke 50c, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy—
get Doan's Kidney Pills—the same
thaf .Mr Burcher had. Fcster-Mil
burti Co, Props., Buffalo, N. Y.
J. IKUTA
MANDFACTURINO
JEWELER
WATCHES
AND CLOCKS
Curios, Ivory Carvings
Indian Baskets
China and Cut Glass
Official Watck Inspector for the
W. P. & Y. Route
Mail Orders given prompt care
RAW FURS
—: WE PAY
HIGH ■ PRICES
FOR FINE FURS
WRITE FOR PRICE LIST
Percey's Fur House
Oahkoib, • Witcoaaio
raa bkagway
Pioneer Dairy
*. P. BEKMAN, Prop.
1HE SANITARY MILK RANCH
The largest aad beat com
ducted d?lry Ik Aiasta.
Dally fhlpmeatg of pur*
milk aad cream to all polata
oa White PaM ft Yukoa
Route.
Juiuaii Steamship Co.
U. S. MAIL STEAMER
Georgia
Elecrlc Lighted. Steaw He*tod.
schedule of sailings
Sailing Dates amd Steamer Sub
ject to Change Without Notice
Juneau-Sitka Route
Leareg Juneau for Douglas, Fu«
Hoonah, Gypsum, Tenakee
SCllllfinao. Chatham ud Sitka
EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 12:01
[a. m.
1-1 1311-3'<lg ftVf RritS
Learta Skagway for Halmee, El
dred Hock, Comet, Jualla, Sentlm
al Islaud, Eagle Hirer, Douglai
and Juneau,
EVERY SUNDAY AT 12:01 a. *
WILLIS E. JOWELL, Manager.
Only One "Brorno Quinine"
Whenever you feel a cold coming on,
think of the full name LAXATIVE
TJROMO QUININE. Cures a Cold in one
day. Cures Grip in two days. Look for
signatureof E. W. Grove on the boK. 25c