Charley Chaplin's Comic Capers
Wrenches? He Gets Lots of Them
Copyright, 1915, by Keeley-Handy Syndicate.
I HIE PASS 8
The
Route of
Comfort,
Speed,
Service
Safety
Through Tickets to and from Dawson, Fairbanks, and all Interior
Alaska and Yukon River points.
During season of navigation, our fleet of modern, up-to-date
steamers will operate regularly the entire length of Yukon
River and its tributaries. giving a service nevei before
equalled.
Daily train service will be maintained {between Skaguay and
Whitehorje, 3nd out fully equipped parlot observation rars afford
every comfort and convenience.
Full information cheerfully given upon applying to
A. F. ZIPF, Traffic Manager'
F. B. WURZBACHER, Skagway, Alaska, and
General Agent, 612 Second Avenue,
Skagway, Alaska. Seattle, Wash.
TheWhitePass &Yukon Route
TIME TABLE No. 80
Dally Except Sunday
Xo. 1, N. Round
1st Class
9:30 «. m. Leaves
11:55 «. m. "
12:45 p. m. "
1:40 p. m. **
8:30 p. m. "
5:50 p. ni. "
8KAGVAY
WHITE PASS
LOO CABIX
BKXXET
CARIBOU
WH3TEHORSK
No 2, S. Bound
1st Class
Arrives 4:40 p. m
LeaT-tf 3:10 p. ni
" 2:25 p. ni
" 11:50 a. m
" 10:25 «. m
" 0:80 a.*m
Passengers must be at Cepot In time to have Baggage inspected
and checked. Inspection ** stop p SO minutes before leaving time
of train*.
150 poonda of baggage will be checked free with each full fare
m and 75 pounds with each half fare tickets
HOME PORTRAITURE
Turing our round the world trip w'th an up-to-date equipment, tto
ere abla to "make photos of all sizes and of every description In
YOUR OWN HOME
Oar rej-resentativg will call FRANK CHIRCOSTA ' E. IL WITT
OFFICE IN THE MONOGRAM BLDO., ON BROADWAY NEAR 5TH.
riiy Ttosle Ts a back number. Slie Son't
know nothing but to keep a good
house, Muwruss. Sterling silver bum
bum dishes she don't know, Muwruss.
If I took her advice you wouldn't got
no bumbum dish. Nut picks, Muwruss,
from tlie five and ten cent store, that's
what you'd got You might appreciate
them, Mawruss, but a sterling sil
ver"—
At this Juncture Morris took refuge
In the outer office, where Miss Cohen,
the bookkeeper, was taking off her
wraps.
"Miss Cohen," he said, "draw a
check for $25 to bearer and enter It up
as a gratification to Ilyman Maim in."
At dinner that evening Morris hand
ed tlie check over to his wife.
"Here, Minnie," ho said, "Abe wants
you should buy a wedding present for
a customer."
"What kind of a wedding present?"
Mrs. Perlmutter asked.
"Something in solid sterling silver,
like that bumbum dish what Al>e gave
us."
"But Mawruss," she protested, "you
know we got that bonbou dish locked
away in the sideboard, and we never
take it out Let's give 'eui something
useful."
"Suit yourself,'' Morris replied, "only
don't bother me about it."
"All right," Mi's. IVrlmutter said.
"Leave me the name and address and
I'll see that they send it direct from
the store. I'll put one of your cards
Inside."
"And another thing," Morris con
cluded. "See that you don't hold noth
ing out on us by way of commission."
Mrs. Perlmutter smiled serenely.
"I won't," she said in dulcet tones.
II.
It was the fourth day after Potash &
Ferlmutter's receipt of the wedding in
vitation. When Morris Perlmutter en
tered the private office he found Abe
I'otnsh in the absorbed perusal of the
Daily Cloak and Suit Record. Abe look
ed up and saluted his partner with a
malignant grin.
"Well, Mawruss," ho said, "1 suppose
you sent that present to Hymau Mal
mln?"
"I sent it off long since already,"
Morris replied.
"I hopejt was a nice one, Mawruss,"
(Continued tomorrow)
RAW FURS
—. WE PAY
HIGH - PRICES
FOR FINE FURS
WRITE FOR PRl'JE NI»T
Percey's Fur House
Oahkoth, - WUconsin
The Best The Most Pooular
THE
NEW
CAIN
Juneau's Newest and Fin^«t
Hotel
Room with dotachpil thJI.Wup
Room with private la) $2.50 up
Juneau- Alaska
WHITEHORSE
S
Frc-m the Whitehorso Star of
August 27th:
Several hunting parties were at
Lake LeBarge Sunday, but they met
with very poor luck, as owing to
the high water, all the feeding
grouiids are covered and the ducks
are not there.
After two weeks in bed to enable
his Tight leg to "come back," \V.
D. Greenough who was injured when
an automobile backed off a bridge
near Dawson four weeks ago, is
again able to come to town, al
though not yet fully recovered.
Superintendent Simpson is mak
ing splendid progress on the new
hospital and will have it ready for
occupancy before the stated time,
November 1st. Except for the heut
of three weeks ago, the weather has
be^n highly favorable for pushing
the work.
Agent V. A. Peterson for the Pa
cific Coast S. S. company at Skag
way, tn a letter to the editor of
the Star under date of August 24,
Bays* "The tourist travel this year
has been the heaviest of any past
year. Up to the present time we
have carried 1200 to the North and
tflfcy are still coming. After the
sailing of the City of Seattlo, leav
ing Skagway August 31, our steam
ers will not be sailing to Sitka, but
will sail direct for Seattle, calling
at the regular towns on the way."
A party of hunters from here
claim to have killed a skunk near
the head of Lake LeBarge last
Sunday. So far as reported, this is
the first skunk ever seen in this
part cf the territory. There are
said to be 6kunks on the Alaska
coast.
While at work wiring the new
hospital Wednesday afternoon, Fred
Gray, electrician for the Yukon Elec
trical company, fell through one
box which had beeen placed on an
other, the two constituting a plat
form on which to stand while at
work, striking the lower box in
such a manner as to rather serious
ly injure his side. He was rendered
unconscious by the pain but re
covered soon after. He was taken
to the hospital where he suffered
considerable that night. The injury
appears to be to one of the kidneys
although Dr. Clarke thinks he will
have him out in a short time.
Jimmie Wood, the Indian boy
who has been foreman of the North
ern Light office, the Chuootla Indian
school printing office near Carcross,
was here several days this week
on. his way to his ancestral home
at Moosehide, where he yill engage
in teaching other natives the gentle
arts of civilization. Jimmie has been
a pupil in Carcross school for the
past nine years or Just half his
life, he being now eighteen years of
age. Foreman Dech. of the Star
office gave Jimmie his first lesson
at type setting at Skagway several
years ago, since which time the
Pack Train Restaurant
The Delmotiico of Alaska
CHARLEY JOBK
Karaman & Clecak
PROPRIETORS
Wbere x"ou Can Gel whj« You Desire footed m it Should Be
W« Make a SP«cl*2tj of Banquet* aad Private Dlaaer Parties
A r*flned aad oomforU.bl« place for a luppsr after the ebow
or daace—•erilc*. lm cozy prlrat* booUu U fleelred.
little fellow has become quite pro
ficient at tlie business. Jimmie may
decide to start a paper, The
Moosehide Morning Scent, in his
own Tillage.
.Articles of incorporation have
been filed at the office of the sec
retary o" Alaska by the following
companies: Alaska River Naviga
tion company of Fairbanks. This
company is incorporated for $50,000
W. I-angley, E. R. Sondhcim, E. J
Hackctt and E. J. Smythe are the
incorporators.
A Portland, Ore., company known
as ttia Superior Candy and Cracker
company, incorporated for $100,
000 has also filed its articles hero.
M. Thompson, president of the
Centennial Mill company of Spo
kane Las filed the articles of his
company which is capitalized at
$1,500,000. Mr. Thompsen has al
so filed articles of the Pacific Coast
Biscuit company of Seattle, another
$l,500,0o0 corporation of which he
is president. T. S. Scott of Ju
neau has been appointed agent for
•his concern.
Eilers Music House of Portland,
Oregon, has filed its articles of in
corporation and gives its capitaliza
tion as $3,000,000.
fcssv Oysters.
During a di- -i<>ii oil finance In thr
United Slater senate one of the speak
ers lrace.1 the history of the various
mediums of exchange. their develop-!
meiit and changes from the days of
barter to the days of gold and silver.
"I call to the attention of the sen
ate," he said in the course of the
speech, "that at one time the medium
of exchange was oyster shells. Oyster
shells were used for money."
"Delightful!" broke in the late Sen
ator Hoar of Massachusetts. "If that
system only prevailed now we could
order half n dozen oysters on the half (
shell and pay for them with the,
shells."
Giants and Dwarfs.
In the seventeenth century all the
abnormally large and small folks of
Austria were assembled in Vienna in
resiwusc to a whim of the empress. As
circumstances required that all should
be housed in one building, there was
a fear that the imposing proportions
of the giants would terrify the dwarfs.
Cut the dwarfs U sed and tormented
the plants so that these overgrown
mortals complained with tears in their
eyes, and as a consequence sentinels
had to l>e placed to protect the giants
from their pygmy persecutors, for the
smallest men had the biggest brains
and the longest tongues.—I-ondon Tele
graph.
Low Jump.
"So Springley has jumped his ball."
"Yes. but it wasn't very high."—Bos
ton Transcript.
Whitehorse
Kluane Stage
Line
The Royal Mail Stage
I leaves Whitehorse the
fourth of every month
for Kluane and way
I points and also on the
seventeenth of every
month for Champaigne
Passengers and Freight sol
icited, Rates Reasonable
and the Service First Class.
H CHAMBERS, Prop.
OFFICE
Repinn Hotel s Whitehorte, / T
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It your back aches because the
kidney* are blockaded.
You should help the kidney*
with their work.
Doan'e Kidney Pills are eopec
iallv lor weak kidneys.
Recommended by thousand!—
here's testimony of their worth.
Mrs. G. W. Smith, 704 W.
Twelfta St., Vancouver, Waah .
says: "I had a weak back, head
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Doan'e Kidney Pills rid me of all
these ailments. Others of my
famll,- have used Do an'a Kidney
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never had a sign of kidney com
plaint since."
Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidrey remedy—
get D>an's Kidney Pills—the same
thar Mrs. Smith had. Foster-Milbur*
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ONLY ONF- "BreEO Quinine," that it
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Cures a Cold in One Bay, Crip in 2 Dayt
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MANtTFACTCRINtJ
JEWELER
WATCHES
AND CLOCKS *
I Curio#, Ivory Carvings
Indian Basket#
China and Gil Glass
Official Watch ln»pector for the
M . P. fit Y. Route
| Mail Orders jrlven prorrpt care
rSK 8RAGWAT
Pioneer Dairy
■. r HUMAN. Prop.
| THE SHI1M ■IH MICH
j The laryeit aad b«at eoa
i durt«d aj>irr >■ Alaata.
I Dally ftlpmemU of pur*
| milk aad cream to all potatt
ei White PaM * Y«*o*
i Route.
juitcau Steamship Co.
C. B MAIL STEAMER
Georgia
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SCHEDULE OP BAILOraB
SaUiag Data) aad St«am«r Sub
ject to Chaage Without Notlos
Juneau-Sitka Route
Laarei Juasan lor Doufla®, Turn
Hooaah, Grptim, TbUw
fClllliBoo, Chatham aid Sitka
EVERY WEDNESDAY AT l*:*l
a. m.
Juneau-Ska gway Route
I Ska«Tray for Haliaa, Kl
drt-d Rock, Com«t, Jualla. B«aU*
»1 I aland, Ea?l» Ktrar. Dou*U*
i and Juneau.
EVERY BfullAY AT 19:01 a. «*.
WILLIS E. »JOWELL, Manager.